Contest #513


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513


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-03-14
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-03-27 (estimated)
Number of captions 4141
Number of responses 34013
Number of participants 525


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'm just saying, I can see why the 'brief'case is more popular. 2.1111 0.26058 9 2 4 3
1 He insisted on a contract no longer than one page. 2.0909 0.28459 11 4 2 5
2 We're only allowed one carry on item. 2.0000 0.26968 11 4 3 4
3 Don't ask me. I'm just the middle man. 2.0000 0.26968 11 4 3 4
4 It's a merger case. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
5 Must you always take the opposing side of every case? 2.0000 0.21082 10 2 6 2
6 Wanna share a cab? 2.0000 0.29814 10 4 2 4
7 Be alert. There's a revolving door up ahead. 2.0000 0.30151 11 5 1 5
8 Act normal. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
9 Remember, the success of this presentation depends on our finding three seats together. 1.9000 0.23333 10 3 5 2
10 And I thought sharing an office was bad. 1.8889 0.20031 9 2 6 1
11 I started off where you are. And look at me now! 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
12 Try to remember to say 'xylophone', not 'secret nuclear device'. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
13 This briefcase exchange is going to be much harder than we initially thought 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
14 This would be a lot easier if we carpooled too. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
15 This invention sounded better at the bar. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
16 I say that next time we try the cases separately. 1.8889 0.20031 9 2 6 1
17 Share a cab? 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
18 This job-share isn't as flexible as I thought it would be. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
19 Wait till you see the file cabinets. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
20 I think she's impressed. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
21 So kid , how'd you like your first day in the ironing board business ? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
22 It's a long brief. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
23 I apparently didn’t read the fine print of the RideShare program. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
24 This means we all get indicted together. 1.8750 0.22658 8 2 5 1
25 I thought legal pads were already too long. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
26 Well, I guess the project really IS dead. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
27 He's holding up his end, but he isn't pulling his weight. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
28 This would be a lot easier if we all worked on the same floor. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
29 Someday I hope to work my way up to first handle. 1.8571 0.15430 7 1 6 0
30 The jury will be delighted when we rest our case. 1.8571 0.40406 7 4 0 3
31 I haven't really been lifting. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
32 I hear they want hire one person to replace us. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
33 Next time we should go for the premium file-sharing service. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
34 We also have to screw in a light bulb today. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
35 Who knew file sharing could be this much fun? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
36 Did you remember the iron? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
37 If our seats are three across, we should be able to get some work done on the flight. 1.8571 0.15430 7 1 6 0
38 This is the biggest case in our firm's history. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
39 If anyone asks, we're here for the croquet tournament, okay? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
40 If you stand on this side, we'll just look silly. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
41 You're not going to like the executive washroom either. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
42 What's today's strategy, Three Musketeers or Three Stooges? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
43 Here at Dooley, Daniels and Dunne, we take job-sharing very seriously. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
44 Just hold your end up and we'll do fine. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
45 I can't believe they're making us all wear the same suit! 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
46 I told you it wouldn't stop at carpooling... 1.8571 0.15430 7 1 6 0
47 Not now - I'm in the middle of a big case. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
48 Mr. Trump's comb. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
49 At the end of the day, you are either on our side or you're not. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
50 Must you always speak in the third person? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
51 I take it this is your first three-way? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
52 Our coffee mug has three handles too. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
53 Can't believe TSA didn't blink 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
54 Actually, we never ask what's in it. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
55 You've never been a pallbearer for a business plan? Don't worry--just follow my lead. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
56 Everyone wants to get rid of the middle man. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
57 I'll debrief you two later. 1.8000 0.29059 10 5 2 3
58 When the boss said he wanted three of us on the case I didn’t think this is what he had in mind. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
59 We really should switch to legal size paper. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
60 Thank God we all work in the same building. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
61 If anyone asks, you packed your own suitcase. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
62 ...then the bartender asks, 'Why the long case? 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
63 I'm going to grab a coffee. I'll meet you at our chair. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
64 Just do what I do. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
65 I know you've got your eye on my job, Ted. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
66 Remember, they have no evidence of collusion whatsoever. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
67 Try to keep up. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
68 I would have expected you to be on the left. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
69 The evidence in this case is overwhelming. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
70 I can tell you’re not really lifting. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
71 Who's side are you on, Lewis? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
72 The strategy is to draw this case out. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
73 They said to bring a body of evidence. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
74 Did you see the size of that lady's purse? 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
75 Look to the bright side: We get to use the security HOV lane! 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
76 I preferred it when we could just fire a guy. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
77 If we turn around, will you stop talking about Rosa Parks? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
78 It's bad enough the company makes us share a room. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
79 Get off my case, Fred. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
80 You're right. He does fit. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
81 Do you think our brief is too long? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
82 You weren't kidding about a heavy caseload. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
83 And most important of all, don't exit through the revolving doors! 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
84 One more mistake and you're off the case. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
85 Someday I hope to move to the first handle. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
86 This is the worst case scenario. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
87 There's no way I could have taken this case on my own. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
88 Wait. If you're here... who's in the briefcase? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
89 Here we bill by the foot. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
90 What do you mean you forgot your combination number?! 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
91 Makes them feel better about our $2,000 per hour consulting fee. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
92 When they ask "Where's Waldo?", let me do the talking! 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
93 How do we get through the revolving door again? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
94 I hate sax season. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
95 My handle is redundant, isn't it? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
96 As soon as no one's looking, we fill this baby with K-cups. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
97 You know, I think I'm getting a handle on middle management. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
98 Could you try to keep your Hi Ho's in time! 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
99 Why do they always want small unmarked bills? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
100 I told you this litigation case was huge. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
101 If this presentation goes well, I'm moving to front handle. 1.6667 0.16667 9 3 6 0
102 We all need to be on the same side this meeting, Kevin. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
103 All the pallbearing industry needed was a little professionalizing. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
104 I told you guys it was a big case 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
105 I look forward to the day when all of us can be on the same side of a case. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
106 Don't envy me. I had to perform despicable acts to move up to second handle. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
107 I like to call it a griefcase 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
108 We've got a handle on this. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
109 It's the biggest case of our careers. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
110 It was HIS request to be buried in a brief case. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
111 I don't see this merger working out long term. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
112 These forms are still required in triplicate. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
113 Because we're a team, Bob, a single unified team. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
114 I'm a nervous wreck, all I hear is talk of them cutting out the middleman. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
115 Your resume says you're ambidextrous. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
116 Just wait 'til you see the bathrooms. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
117 Only one person can pull the trigger, you know. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
118 I'm glad the judge granted our extension. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
119 It's a good thing we all work on the same floor. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
120 We need a roadie! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
121 This has nothing to do with Trump. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
122 I think it is going to be a long drawn out case 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
123 If this case gets any longer, we'll need to add another attorney. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
124 Did you use the "size of your briefcase" line again? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
125 There's got to be a better way to do 'no-iron' pants. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
126 First it was three to a cubicle 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
127 Remember, say we forgot the key. I'm betting your ventriloquism will be a killer ice breaker. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
128 Longest brief I ever wrote. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
129 A closely-guarded iPhone 7 Plus prototype. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
130 When we get to security, remember to act natural. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
131 Straighten your tie, Tommy. It's causing people to stare at us. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
132 This is my first really big case--I'm glad you two agreed to help out. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
133 Do you think Barney will notice if I let go? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
134 So, how exactly does brief case-pooling help the environment again? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
135 it's nice that we all work on the same floor. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
136 Somehow, I never envisioned myself as part of a lawyer three pack from Costco. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
137 Ahem...we're a left-wing organization! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
138 Could you please stop horsing around Milton and get on the right side. You're missing the whole point of the team building exercise. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
139 We're filing the long form. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
140 Isn't it ironic that they're still called briefs? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
141 How long did you know Gumby? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
142 I hope they don't eliminate the middle man." 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
143 God, I hate group projects! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
144 Carpooling is one one thing, but this is ridiculous! 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
145 Yes getting hit by a steamroller is a terrible to die but think of all the money Stan is saving on pallbearers. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
146 Mr. Trump likes to keep his comb close at hand. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
147 These corporate bribes are really getting out of hand. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
148 Did you see that strange lady on the elevator? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
149 I honestly thought that 'consolidating our workforce' meant getting laid off. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
150 I found another briefcase pool that fits my schedule better. It's nothing personal. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
151 I needed a right hand man. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
152 I'm in middle management. And you? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
153 Big case today. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
154 Try not to look suspicious 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
155 And I thought car pooling was inconvenient. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
156 Post-merger integration they said 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
157 I thought when the boss said "use bullets" -- he meant "bullet points"... 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
158 I'm getting really sick of this redistribution of wealth... 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
159 Johnson wanted to be buried in accounting. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
160 People want to know, but they never ask. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
161 First we had to share a cubicle. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
162 You're sure they said actual boiler plate. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
163 You are always too far left for us. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
164 I hope to make First Handle in five years. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
165 Maybe 'Three Suits and a Guitar' isn't catchy enough. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
166 I call shotgun 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
167 Great foresight with the briefcase. I don't know how else we could've dealt with the groom's cold feet. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
168 I'm glad we were all able to get a handle on this case. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
169 This is the biggest case we've taken to court 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
170 It’s the only discreet way for hauling party-sized hoagies. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
171 I'm getting tired of these class-action cases. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
172 Pool cues. What's your line? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
173 Did you really think this would work as a carry-on? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
174 I can assure you, this will not be brief. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
175 One of these days, someone is bound to figure out we are playing croquet on the roof during lunch break. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
176 And they all said that a three-company merger wouldn't work 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
177 It's good to see that they aren't trying to cut the middleman out of every transaction. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
178 I really think Arthur Miller would appreciate our adaptation. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
179 It looks weird when you stand on that side 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
180 Just think of yourself as the rudder. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
181 I told you we can handle this case. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
182 We'll show them what bureaucracy is. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
183 Do you think it's getting enough air? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
184 Don't look at me, i'm just the middleman. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
185 Work hard and one day I guarantee you the center position. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
186 I told you it wouldn't fit in the overhead rack. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
187 I was a pall bearer on the Schecter account, too. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
188 Manager a trois? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
189 I heard they are the Sponge Bob briefs. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
190 It's a menage-a-brief. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
191 No, don't open with 'next stop, the East River.' 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
192 I know Bill's work was his life, but we should have used a casket. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
193 Three single briefcases weren't in the budget 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
194 She wouldn't stop staring! You think it was my new cuff links? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
195 Trust me - this is how we landed the Costco account. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
196 It's like Uber for briefcases. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
197 You know, my mother always said I'd become an assassin. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
198 I've always said, 'legal brief' is an oxymoron. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
199 Good think we carpool. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
200 Think we'll be noticed? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
201 You're just not a team player, are you? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
202 You gotta wonder who has the time to read these long briefs. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
203 Speak softly, but carry a big brief case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
204 I don't think this file sharing service is worth the money. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
205 His last wishes were to be buried in paperwork. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
206 You are my right hand man on this deal. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
207 The judge keeps extending the case! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
208 Leibowitz is losing his grip on this case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
209 I didn't think this is what you meant by file sharing... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
210 Are you from the steering committee? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
211 This meeting could go a little long. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
212 Yup, flat as a pancake. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
213 I misunderstood when the partners said they were giving us the same case. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
214 He wants a long, drawn-out case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
215 It's a Mormon divorce. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
216 Bring your xylophone to work day 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
217 Yes, you go wide at corners. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
218 When we get in there, you guys drop your ends and I'll pretend it's really heavy. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
219 It'll be days before they realize George is missing. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
220 I really thought I was going to get the lead on this case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
221 See that, she didn't even ask.... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
222 These audits are killing me. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
223 They did warn me it was going to be a long case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
224 I'm starting to think that our holdings are too long. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
225 The lawyers of Tusk, Tusk, and Trunk were always easy to spot walking into the office. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
226 You right wingers are on the wrong side of this case 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
227 Next year we file the short tax form. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
228 .... I told you we would share this big case with you and I meant it...." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
229 'Nice briefcase', she says... Pfft, NOTHING about this case is brief... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
230 This is a long held secret. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
231 Remember when cases were brief? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
232 First time with a big case? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
233 I thought you had the combination. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
234 Get a grip, Ripley, we want to present a unified case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
235 I put in two years with the third handle. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
236 You seem out of step with our corporate culture. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
237 I still wish we could afford an editor. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
238 We need a smaller laptop 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
239 What else are you going to do with a dead business model? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
240 Just wait until the NRA sees this one! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
241 You'll never move up a handle with an attitude like that. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
242 It's not the size of the briefcase that matters . . . it's how many people it takes to carry it. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
243 What do you mean you want to cut out the middleman? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
244 I still say we should not have brought the long form! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
245 Middle management is harder than it looks. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
246 This time, let me do the reveal. You and Frank try and act surprised. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
247 It''s expected to be a long trial. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
248 I just crop dusted the entire elevator. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
249 Cut it out, Johnson. Brakemen don't steer. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
250 It's no longer called a brief case . 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
251 Polygamy case. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
252 Holding up your end is how you get to be a middle man. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
253 Good idea not bringing the 4th guy, we'd have looked pretty silly. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
254 Even with the three of us flying together, I don't think this will qualify as "carry-on" luggage. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
255 I worry that I'll never move beyond middle management. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
256 Let's just hope that the publishing world is ready for "Flat Stanley Grows Up." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
257 Well that was the longest divorce we’ve ever settled. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
258 No reason to be nervous - the other pallbearers will love our presentation. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
259 I think the benefits of file sharing were grossly exaggerated. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
260 Will it fit in the overhead compartment? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
261 So this is socialism huh? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
262 It's gonna be a long meeting. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
263 Even split three ways, this is a very big case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
264 Stop worrying. It'll be hours before blood is found in his office. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
265 Finally, we've all gotten a handle on this case! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
266 Of course I'm worried. People always want to cut out the middleman. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
267 It's how Frank always wanted to go. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
268 You're on the wrong side of the case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
269 Maybe we've taken this sharing economy thing too far? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
270 Sharing files was easier at my last job. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
271 Do you think she noticed? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
272 She was totally checking me out. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
273 Don't blame me. I'm just the middleman. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
274 You hear those downsizing rumors? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
275 How did I get in the middle of this? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
276 Carry-on can be a problem 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
277 Whose turn to take it home? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
278 This new teamwork initiative has gone to far. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
279 Willy said he wanted to be buried in his sample case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
280 Chill. There is no "I" in attache case. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
281 Trust me - if accounting knows we have a 6-foot sub we'll never get rid of them 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
282 This is the last time we use a bazooka for an indoor hit. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
283 Don't worry, this'll be an open and shut, open and shut, open and shut case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
284 Right handedness means nothing in this business 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
285 This time, you have got to hold up your end. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
286 Nobody will suspect we have hotel towels in here. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
287 I think they've taken the whole "team building" thing too far this time. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
288 Next time, we buy one with wheels. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
289 On this case you're co-co-counsel. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
290 What it lacks in convenience it makes up for in really long subway sandwiches. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
291 We always work as a team here. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
292 I said to bring everything just in case... NOT in just ONE case! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
293 If anyone asks, just say it's a long story. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
294 The sharing economy has officially gone too far. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
295 Tell Mr Trump his prosthesis body part has arrived. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
296 This case has gone on too long. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
297 Can a team be too tight? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
298 He says 'coming about', you shift to the starboard side. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
299 Next we change the light bulb. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
300 So how did you know Slim? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
301 'Can't wait to try out the new wallet sharing app ! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
302 Big case, huh? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
303 I'm having second thoughts about the sharing economy. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
304 Did you have to tell her we carry our 'briefs' in here? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
305 Stop looking so conspicuous. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
306 What a merger! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
307 'Nice suit, I like your briefcase.' Of course she was talking to me. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
308 This firm is different — we find three men to do the work of one. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
309 Is this your first big case? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
310 If they hire one of us, they have to hire all of us. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
311 We graduated from Trump University. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
312 Are you sure this is what they meant by triplicate? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
313 Just saying...they carried this team-building thing too far. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
314 If we can just get past the xylophone detector, we'll be home free. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
315 It looked a lot cooler on the Sky Mall website. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
316 As long as we're outside the suitcase, I figure we must be doing something right. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
317 We forgot the myrrh. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
318 Instead of all the fine print, we've started using longer paper. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
319 This won't fit under the seat. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
320 Act natural. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
321 On the other hand, our billable hours have tripled. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
322 Can we stop calling ourselves as the Human Centipede of tax law? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
323 First big case? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
324 Yeah well being in the middle there's not much glamour either. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
325 It's the biggest case I've handled. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
326 Just hope the doorman doesn't remember we were booked as a quartet! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
327 They can't outsource this overseas. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
328 That was great, we had her boxed in perfectly. Next time it's your turn to fart. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
329 I didn't expect owning a medical marijuana dispensary together would create these money problems. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
330 Well, you're taking the middle seat in the plane. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
331 Yeah, but just wait until you see the new legal pads! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
332 There is no Y in TEAMWORK. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
333 What do you mean 'Do I even lift?' 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
334 You should see my business cards. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
335 The boss wanted it on illegal size paper. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
336 You two take the credit. I'm just the middleman. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
337 Get ready for a lengthy presentation. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
338 Remember when machine guns used to fit inside violin cases? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
339 Your turn in front will come when we walk back. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
340 Remind me to demand the other side pays for copying costs. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
341 For our next gig, let's get three harmonicas. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
342 "Next time, we should think about the practical implications of a merger". 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
343 Are we going to have to wear matching suits every day? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
344 Look. We're paid to stretch things out. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
345 I'm the middleman. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
346 So, tomorrow am I driving? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
347 Three is a corporation. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
348 And it triples our billable hours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
349 Long story... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
350 New top secret weapon: Death by Powerpoint 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
351 "I see you have chosen to oppose us on this case". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
352 Run over. By a steam roller. Easiest pallbearer gig I've ever had. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
353 Do you think they'll suspect anything? 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
354 First time pallbearing for roadkill? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
355 It's a union job. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
356 Alright, How would YOU pack a snake collection? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
357 Think they'll figure out we are not a string quartet any more? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
358 Those High-Occupancy-Briefcase-Only express elevators sure make the hassle worthwhile. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
359 This is not what I meant by file sharing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
360 Simple. Rifles. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
361 So, for lunch—the five-foot hoagie, and we’ll sit on the sofa? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
362 I don't mind having to sharing a cubicle but .... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
363 I think it's time to re-think interlocking directorates. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
364 This merger has gone too far guys. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
365 What can I say? This 'sharing economy' thing has really taken off. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
366 I just have a feeling that the Convention isn't ready for a pop-up casket. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
367 Don't believe anyone who calls them legal briefs. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
368 Don't you think this Shared Economy thing has gone too far? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
369 This case could be a long one. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
370 When I said three's company, I didn't mean literally 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
371 Who says laptops have to keep getting smaller? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
372 How do you screw up "three briefcases stuffed with cash?" 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
373 It's all about collaboration now, Fletcher. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
374 I'm not sure it's worth it just to be able to ride the express elevator. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
375 Remember, act like we're not ready to buy! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
376 We should all be on the same side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
377 It'll be noticed if you're not carrying your weight around here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
378 This is the result of the emphasis placed on sharing in elementary school. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
379 Yes, the carpooling made sense, but we're now carrying it too far.... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
380 He was a musician. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
381 This merger hasn't gone quite as I expected... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
382 Yes, the iPhone 33S requires 3 people to carry it, but it fits so many apps on one screen! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
383 Couldn't we just use Dropbox like everybody else? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
384 Five dollar footlong. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
385 Nothing about this case is brief. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
386 I've never been a pallbearer at a corporate funeral before. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
387 Being run over has its advantages. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
388 Keep it together, man! Remember, we last saw Mr. Benning yesterday afternoon and he seemed fine. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
389 I beginning to have doubts. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
390 Did you remember the showgirl and the saw? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
391 I hate these long, drawn-out arguments. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
392 Worst three-way ever. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
393 Do I know you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
394 ..and after our first year with the firm, we will each get our own briefcase. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
395 If they make any references to small hands, we unpack the big one. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
396 Why do they always send us righties? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
397 Just try to act like this is completely normal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
398 Are you sure they won't miss him at our next meeting? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
399 I could never afford Prada on my own. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
400 Just be glad he was so thin 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
401 Perhaps we should have stopped at carpooling? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
402 Holy Scalia! Class action lawsuits are back! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
403 We used to play with Hendrix. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
404 Something tells me our project is DOA. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
405 In five years, I'm gonna be the guy holding the front handle. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
406 He opted for the "bury yourself in work" casket 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
407 Ralph, why can't you side with us on this case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
408 No- the worst part about downsizing is we only have one pen. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
409 I heard it's the new EZ form. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
410 Any other sword swallowers here for the tryouts? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
411 Don't go all "Rosa Parks" on us Lester. It's strictly a coincidence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
412 'Don't worry. At the end of this meeting, there will only be two of us.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
413 You're just not middle management material. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
414 This is why we call it "a Board Meeting." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
415 One piece of advice on your first day... watch the corners. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
416 We'd take up less space if you used your left hand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
417 We're bringing the sharing economy to the workplace. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
418 We'll claim it as one carry-on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
419 First time using Uber? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
420 I'd like to go back to just carpooling. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
421 First day at pallbearer school? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
422 It gets us in the cafeteria HOV line. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
423 It now takes three of us to carry Mr. Trump’s ego. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
424 Can I use the pen this time? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
425 That restaurant had a strange way of packaging Fred's to-go salad, huh? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
426 Congratulations on making partner. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
427 Who does your nails? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
428 FORGET about trying to cut out the middle man! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
429 We handel all our cases this way. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
430 Should we really be calling this a 'brief'case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
431 Because extra-legal activity requires extra-legal size paper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
432 This laps-top is designed to encourage teamwork. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
433 Do you really need the middleman? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
434 OK, next time you can have Shotgun. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
435 You're definitely on the wrong side of this case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
436 For the NSA briefs we use extralegal paper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
437 Threesome. Threeway. Three's Company. What else did we hear today? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
438 The preferred term is 'middle person'. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
439 I think we may have taken this partnership thing a little too far. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
440 Think he knows how to steer this thing? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
441 I designed it to carry spreadsheets. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
442 This looks like it's going to be a long drawn-out case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
443 I never thought I'd be an attorney for the Pallbearer's Union? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
444 The boss's new 72-inch laptop. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
445 You know, I could just let go. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
446 Want to share a cab? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
447 Technically, I would call it our long case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
448 I'm just happy we're not sharing a brain. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
449 This may be the biggest presentation of my career.... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
450 He wanted to die the way he lived. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
451 Brief (?) case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
452 OK guys, I totally get carpools, but how is this supposed to help the environment? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
453 After we slam the briefcase on his desk ... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
454 I really hope this is the last of the long forms. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
455 This is absolutely my biggest case so far! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
456 I've never been comfortable with the way we get rid of nosy interns. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
457 The partners didn't think I could handle this case by myself 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
458 The significant savings is in office space 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
459 Why yes, I have been doing extra squats. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
460 Negotiations will be short once they see it's written in stone. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
461 By the time they notice the party sub is missing, we'll be long gone. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
462 This performance is for the Trilateral Commission. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
463 I know it's not full of cash, but she doesn't. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
464 Don't you think they're carrying this "TEAM Work" thing a tad too far? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
465 Do you think the editor will say our paper is too long? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
466 Like I told you, this is the biggest case the firm has ever handled. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
467 Who said they were briefs? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
468 I don't know. I'm just the middle man. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
469 Mergers and acquisitions. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
470 This is the latest in tablets - designed by advertisers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
471 I miss being a Pallbearer but prefer working indoors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
472 It's an all hands meeting 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
473 Are you feeling the Bern? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
474 When you said threesome this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
475 This must be the longest report they've ever put together. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
476 Yes, the case has been extended. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
477 His wife wanted it this way. She said to keep the embellishments on the coffin as brief as possible. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
478 Always the middleman. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
479 Yeah, full of layoff notices, but one handle is fake so that none of us can know for sure who delivered them to HR. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
480 If anyone asks, this is a contrabassoon. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
481 Let's just hope they also don’t know what a Bassoon Trio really is. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
482 When we go through security, I'll do the talking. 1.5000 0.15076 12 6 6 0
483 They're so big, it's a shame to call them briefs. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
484 Don't you think the sharing economy has gone a bit too far? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
485 This is not exactly what I meant when I said we should handle this together. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
486 I 'm tired of team building. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
487 Does our briefcase make my ass look big? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
488 Did you remember to pack our tooth brush? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
489 I agree, it is less suspicious than one assassin carrying a gun case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
490 The client asked to see our experience with horizontal integration. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
491 I think we lost because we haven't mastered brief writing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
492 That's what I thought, too. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
493 Its a big case, that's why we need three lawyers on it! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
494 I hope you put your name on your lunch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
495 How long have you been working for the Department of Redundancy Department? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
496 No. You're in the back because we're left-handed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
497 How are you liking the left side? I was thinking of switching. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
498 First no office walls, then bring-your-own coffee, now this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
499 It's sort of an eco thing, uses the whole alligator 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
500 Corporate thinks our jobs are redundant. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
501 I will not tolerate another threesome joke... lady 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
502 I think they will ask us to drop the case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
503 One day you'll understand what it feels like to have to train your own replacements. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
504 This carpool elevator is greatly enhancing my commute. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
505 First cubicles and now this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
506 We may have taken the "speak softly and carry a big stick," metaphor a bit too literally. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
507 It's a big case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
508 I"m so relieved we're TSA Three-Check? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
509 You know what they say about small hands... a big package. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
510 Next time, I get to push the elevator button. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
511 No, it's the 31st. Your turn starts tomorrow. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
512 Act nonchalant. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
513 I wonder if I'll always be stuck in middle management. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
514 Why do women all react that way when I tell them we are professional pall bearers? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
515 These corporate mergers can be awkward. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
516 Never heard of a three-man flute. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
517 You know I was in the middle seat on the flight too. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
518 Just to be clear, the 'long form' was not my idea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
519 I wasn't expecting a long, drawn out case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
520 So is that supposed to pique my curiosity, or is it supposed to make you seem interesting? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
521 This time, gentlemen, we got the whole enchilada. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
522 This has to be the worst team building exercise ever 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
523 Well, I guess I did write 'works well on teams.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
524 The Boss wanted to be buried this way. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
525 As an accountant I shouldn’t say this, but the 1040 long form is getting to be ridiculous. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
526 It may be the company briefcase, but I occupy the central position. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
527 I understand carpooling and sharing rooms, but this is absurd. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
528 Do we really have to disclose how many people it takes to change these fluorescent bulbs? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
529 In retrospect, I don't think I fully understood what "making partner" entailed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
530 Next week our secretaries carry in their ironing board 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
531 His last wish was to be shredded. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
532 When we get to the airport, let me do the talking. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
533 Thanks for helping. I've just always wanted to try one of those big subs. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
534 You don't seem to be on our side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
535 Welcome aboard! The company says all of this promotes teamwork, but revolving doors are still a real hot button issue with HR. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
536 These pallbearer conventions are the worst. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
537 Assistant VP, deceased fluorescents. And you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
538 I get the carpooling, but remind me how this is better for the environment again? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
539 This is nothing. You want to be in on my three man toilet invention? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
540 I feel like we all have a handle on this case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
541 I hope the sub isn't too soggy from the mayo. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
542 I'm beginning to resent these long, drawn-out cases. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
543 Don't tell me you forgot Exhibit Z-45392 Sub-Part 204.70000 again. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
544 I think she thought you looked pretty weird. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
545 Security only spot-checks, so just act natural. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
546 We can handle this case together. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
547 Downsize THIS. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
548 Taxis, revolving doors -- they're all bad for mergers. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
549 Next time, let's demonstrate teamwork on the cloud. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
550 He wasn't joking when he said "I'm building a case". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
551 Beta testing the iPhone 8 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
552 Yep, I'm the middle man. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
553 I guess we can't keep calling this a 'BRIEF' case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
554 I think the report stretches the truth a bit much myself. We were one small fib away from not fitting in the elevator. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
555 Hansen has the ball, and Shortz has the paddles! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
556 Sorry you have to deal with my baggage. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
557 Ok , technically yes, this could be a threesome. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
558 Try to be inconspicuous. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
559 What do you want to bet its not the bonuses? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
560 You're just third handle, so try to keep a lid on it when we get in there. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
561 Want to case-pool next week too? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
562 Yes, there is no I in team but there is in briefcase and I want my own. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
563 Geez! Clemenza didn't need a machine gun case this big. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
564 It's a joint-custody case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
565 'Buy three suits, get a briefcase' sounded good at the store. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
566 Geez, Talk About a Merger... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
567 Do you remember the procedure for when I need to switch hands? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
568 We're really a team now. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
569 It's more of an attaché case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
570 I miss moving bodies for disorganized crime. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
571 Work hard and one day you'll get to the middle. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
572 Hey stop complaining. I NEVER get the window or the aisle seat. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
573 Fine. Next week, YOU'RE the middleman. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
574 On April 15 I use the long form. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
575 You're sure this doesn't look suspicious? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
576 At least they finally moved our offices to be on the same floor. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
577 I hear you can pay extra during peak hours to ride solo 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
578 Tuesday is red tie day, Bob. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
579 I guess you could say it's a big deal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
580 Remember, this is my lunch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
581 For the record, I hate our new business cards. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
582 I'm pretty sure the boss didn't mean this when he ordered the expansion of our portfolio. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
583 This is the longest case we've ever worked on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
584 Why was she staring at us? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
585 It's a partial list of next years African American Oscar nominees. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
586 You're right. The HOV elevator is faster. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
587 Why shouldn't it be you at the back of the briefcase? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
588 I hear their trying to eliminate the middle man 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
589 Congrats, guys. We are now too big to fail. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
590 It's a long story. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
591 I think it's time that we learn PowerPoint. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
592 You see value in middlemen, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
593 If I told you, I'd have to shoot you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
594 I lead but I also follow. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
595 I thought I'd get in some ironing during the meeting. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
596 It's a concealed weapon. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
597 You're not pulling your weight around here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
598 It's a case, but it's not a brief case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
599 I still have problems with the common bedroom. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
600 Wait till you see what the team building experts have done with the toilets. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
601 You could say we're joined at the briefs 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
602 The client insists on teamwork 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
603 This merger has gone too far. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
604 The conjoined bovine triplets were as inseparable in death as they were in life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
605 How about we take up ping pong instead? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
606 If everybody takes their cues from me, we should be able to run the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
607 Do you think the matching suits are too much? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
608 This is the big one. We all need to be on the same side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
609 If we're going to handle this case properly, we all need to be on the same side! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
610 "If the case is brief, there's no relief." Johnny Cochran taught me that. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
611 Go left. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
612 Wait until you see the new urinals. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
613 I feel like a pall bearer for a really bad big idea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
614 Threesome at my place? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
615 No matter what case we're working on, you always have to take the other side, don't you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
616 This is gonna be one hell of a divorce case! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
617 It's hush-hush, but supposedly he died from an eating disorder. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
618 He was great before the promotion, but now he won'the even look me in the eye. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
619 Remember, speak softly. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
620 This is the longest presentation we've ever done. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
621 Whose passport will we use at TSA? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
622 We let go on three 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
623 You can't stay on that side in the bathroom. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
624 I'll tell you what's in here; it's a long story. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
625 Do you think the humans noticed our briefcase was a bit off? 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
626 Remember. We can't look like pool hustlers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
627 No one said I'd be apprenticing as a hit man 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
628 And then the bartender asked us, 'Why the long case?' 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
629 You know, we were all supposed to get the same haircut too. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
630 It's a much lighter load when the N.S.A., C.I.A. and F.B.I. work together. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
631 Long-term projections? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
632 And you thought this would be a brief case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
633 Yes, I realize I should have checked the paper settings on the printer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
634 Well, it's not exactly a brief case. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
635 And what did you think job sharing meant? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
636 So, you're on the other side of the case now. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
637 Yes, it was Tinker to Evers to Chance. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
638 Just think how "Handled my firm's largest cases" will look on your resume. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
639 No one knows what's in this box. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
640 Every merger has its inconveniences. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
641 It's a bargain compared to the briefcase for two. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
642 Fred and I feel you're not carrying your share of the load. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
643 Look. Some briefs are long. Don't worry about it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
644 At this rate, the project for next month will be that big that we won't be able to enter in the elevator 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
645 How much more can we merge? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
646 I thought we each had our own when we got on the elevator. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
647 Sorry Chad, we're looking for a man with slightly longer arms. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
648 I can't wait until we can stop using the long forms. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
649 We have to find someone to come up with a 'brief' case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
650 Are we all going to the same meeting? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
651 I hate it when people walk illegally in the briefcasepooling lane. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
652 I used to be a fan of job-sharing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
653 I really appreciate you for being a pallbearer for my portfolio. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
654 Just follow us. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
655 Look important and nobody will know that we are delivering a 3 foot sub to the boss. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
656 Okay, this is good. We all have a handle on it now. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
657 It looks like I'm helping right? That's the trick to being a middle man. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
658 Do you know who killed this project? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
659 We need to make a pit stop. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
660 Next time, learn to play the flute! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
661 I love our carpool. I guess I just need more "me" time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
662 It's not brief, is it? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
663 Is this your first luggage company merger? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
664 Share an office? Why? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
665 When we asked if you were a lefty, we weren't referring to your politics. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
666 Who are you working for? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
667 "Yell loudly and carry a big briefcase" - Donald Trump 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
668 Nothing brief about this case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
669 All through law school I dreamed about my first Big Case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
670 This may prove cumbersome near the urinal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
671 I think we all have a handle on this now. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
672 What if only one of us gets the job 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
673 The investors will love this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
674 I had a feeling mandatory carpooling was a slippery slope. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
675 Now if we can just get out of the lobby we're snowboarding by lunchtime. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
676 Must we take it so literally when a project is killed? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
677 Remember at the corners you and Johnson walk clockwise. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
678 I thought you said this was a BRIEF case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
679 This isn't about taking sides. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
680 Remember the good old days when the Gun would fit in A violin case 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
681 Accounting insisted we file the long form this year. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
682 It's gonna be a long trial 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
683 It was a very long brief 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
684 Judge Richards prefers briefs on 8" by 50" papyrus. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
685 Hilary asked for her longform birth certificate - you know, just in case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
686 That steamroller sure made pall bearing easier! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
687 There's also a 'boxer' model. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
688 Don't you feel the synergy? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
689 This isn't the threesome I had in mind. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
690 Have you guys heard any more about the downsizing? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
691 I know it's a long shot but................................ 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
692 I can't keep getting in-between you guys. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
693 but we have separate rooms 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
694 How else to let her know that the deal is DOA. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
695 Time to admit this is the worst case scenario. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
696 The flute paid the piper. This is his casket. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
697 It's not a briefcase — it's a lengthy case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
698 When I die, I'm leaving my handle to you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
699 This is NOT what I thought he meant when he said he needed his three best litigators to carry an important case for him. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
700 It is part of the company's new job share program. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
701 We're filing a long brief. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
702 Time for a 'Diplomatic Selfie'! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
703 You've always chosen the wrong side, Albertson. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
704 This your first really big case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
705 I suppose this has as good a chance as any of distracting from the leg shackles. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
706 I guess this is okay, but did we have to share that stall? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
707 Thanks for your help, this is a really big case for me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
708 If you ask me, this is a conspicuously large payoff. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
709 That's an extremely slow elevator. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
710 Not so bad being a pall-bearer for an anorexic. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
711 We use it as a battering ram to break down barriers to white men. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
712 You're a righty?! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
713 I'm middle management. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
714 Light as a feather...stiff as a board. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
715 I'm worried there's been talk of cutting out the middleman 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
716 Let's not take this diversity stuff too far, Jenkins. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
717 Just wait until you see the restroom. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
718 No case too big 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
719 We all have to be on the same side on this one, Fred. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
720 I love explaining that I can't stay late because I'm case-pooling. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
721 I told her it was the gun legislation. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
722 You needn't mention the steamroller. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
723 Do you think they suspect we're cutting out early to go surfing? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
724 There are only two muskets in here. You still have to complete your training. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
725 Remember: Let's be brief. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
726 You know the judge is going to throw this case out. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
727 Don't blame me for deal falling through... I'm just the middleman. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
728 Look, it took Jenkins here, thirty years to get to the front of the bus. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
729 I just don’t think it says “Mad Men” to our clients. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
730 It's never too lively at the Pallbearer's Convention 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
731 I told you this is the perfect way to steal an ironing board from a hotel. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
732 Is all the money suppose to be in this? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
733 I thought mergers were supposed to eliminate redundancy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
734 Well , we need a case this size . It's a Trumpet . 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
735 I don't think anyone will know we have a keyboard in here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
736 These team building exercises are getting cumbersome. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
737 Just be grateful they removed the handcuffs. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
738 In case you were wondering, you're in the back because you are the new guy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
739 It's the terms AND the conditions 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
740 Trust me. They do this at Google. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
741 The boss wants everything in triplicate! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
742 As a cost saving measure, we're now considered one full-time employee. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
743 I hate mergers! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
744 Just follow our lead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
745 It's a new type of paper called Super-legal. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
746 Today's seminar will be about the limitations of the sharing economy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
747 " Now, look straight and walk like we belong here". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
748 Will you please stop humming "We Shall Overcome" 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
749 The size of laptops is getting out of hand. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
750 You're the one that wanted to be a partner. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
751 Your first time filing a 1040 long form? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
752 We should have drawn the line at ride sharing. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
753 Be discreet. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
754 If he'd file his taxes online we wouldn't have to haul around this long form. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
755 We carpool, we merged briefcases and you're still not sharing your feelings. Damn it Fred, let me in. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
756 4 on one briefcase?!? That's absurd. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
757 At the end, no one expected so much weight loss from Mrs. Reagan. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
758 What makes you think anyone would sit through a presentation of FOLDING yardsticks? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
759 We should have filed the short form. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
760 We need to start making these legal briefs a little, uh... briefer. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
761 Well, our body of evidence is authentic. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
762 These mergers are becoming a little excessive. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
763 Next time, I call shotgun. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
764 I told you panoramic selfies wouldn't fly. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
765 If you ask me, Uber's briefcase sharing service leaves a lot to be desired. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
766 How will we know when briefcasepooling has gone viral? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
767 Personally, I think doing everything in triplicate is a waste. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
768 Bloody team-building exercises. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
769 Are we shareholders now? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
770 Hands off unless you have a license to carry. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
771 I think its past time we dissolve our joint venture. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
772 This won't be brief. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
773 I still miss the bobsled. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
774 Relax ! It's a lot better than a body bag. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
775 Someday you'll be Handle One. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
776 Quit complaining. The hips are always the heaviest. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
777 We're in it for the long haul. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
778 There's talk of merger. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
779 Well, that was easy. I imagine the restroom will be a little tougher. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
780 I hope this huuuge case distracted her from noticing our small hands. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
781 This’ll make it easier to massage the numbers. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
782 Larry did you forget to poke holes? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
783 Let's wait until after the service to see what happened to the other pallbearers. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
784 Just think of how long it took us to get a handle on this. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
785 Be prepared. The middle man is about to leave. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
786 This isn't what I thought the boss meant when he said this was a three-man case 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
787 Whose turn was it to bring lunch today? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
788 I'm not sure this is what they meant by 'spreadsheet.' 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
789 This is so awesome. No one has any clue we're going golfing. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
790 They only allow one carry-on. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
791 Don't you realize how strange you look when you walk on that side? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
792 Just follow his lead and try to keep up. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
793 Yeah, he was run over by a steam roller. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
794 Get a grip.. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
795 It's time you both pull your own weights. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
796 This is the only threesome us charted accoutants will ever get. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
797 I'm used to smaller caseloads. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
798 Bet you didn't think carrying around a keyboard in suits can make you popular with the ladies. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
799 I wish he'd drawn our hands bigger. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
800 Remember when bassoonists carried their own instruments? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
801 "I still don't know how my transfer is going to work". 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
802 It's all about sharing the workload. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
803 File sharing 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
804 I hope your briefs aren't touching mine.... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
805 What ? Got a problem with middle management ?? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
806 The judge is right, you've got to shorten the length of your briefs 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
807 HR is trying out a few new ideas around the shared work space concept. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
808 Is this supposed to have all the money? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
809 I see you finally grasp the sharing economy, Jim. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
810 Small hands! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
811 It feels wrong calling it a briefcase. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
812 Yes Mel, "The Will" mentions a preference for Southpaw pallbearers 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
813 I'm firing our efficiency expert. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
814 At least we don't need the training wheels anymore. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
815 Taking collaborative work home sucks! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
816 I know the boss wants synergy, but come on... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
817 The firm does not look favorably on rebellious, nonconformity such as you're showing right now. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
818 Thanks for the help, it's a really big case. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
819 We started out just sharing a cubicle. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
820 It's a masseuse table, now get over it! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
821 Being your own man? Overrated. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
822 The judge said it would be a long case. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
823 I don't care what the boss says, this Three Man Briefcase is a ridiculous idea!!! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
824 You forgot the missile launch codes ??!! Uh oh. Me too. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
825 I think the merger is going well. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
826 This time, I'll be Larry, he'll be Moe, and you can be Curly. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
827 I appreciate Big Data, I'm just not sure how to carry it. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
828 I think we should have left it at car pooling. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
829 You've really lightened our caseload. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
830 Throughout the entire service I kept wondering how they got him into a briefcase 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
831 With all this 'collaboration' I don't know how to get ahead anymore. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
832 Ever handled a case this big? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
833 Nuclear codes, no, this is the president's basketball bracket. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
834 It is a rather lengthy brief. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
835 I still think this looks more suspicious. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
836 Not surprising that her husband was buried in a piano. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
837 He was short and very slender. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
838 So just who selected the super-ultra-mega legal size paper anyway? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
839 This is the weirdest themed funeral. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
840 Play your cards right kid and this handle could be yours in a few years. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
841 Some aspects of this corporate merger are silly. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
842 Keep working hard, Jacobs, and someday you'll move up to second handle. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
843 I carry you two. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
844 Long brief. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
845 I was just made partner. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
846 I dread the day they get rid of the middle man. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
847 My last case was even longer. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
848 We should have stopped at ride-sharing. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
849 And who was the brainiac who kept insisting that the concept just needed a little massaging? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
850 Again!?! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
851 We need a briefer case! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
852 Play your cards right, you'll be standing on this side in two, three weeks. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
853 When we get inside, let me do a third of the talking. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
854 I don't think esprit de corpse was what they had in mind. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
855 Don't worry, our presentation is too big to fail. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
856 I wish we were drawn with bigger hands. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
857 The case was tricky, but the whole firm had a handle on it. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
858 Dude, relax. I'm sure no one thinks this is a body.. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
859 I hope they don't cut out the middle man. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
860 I think this job sharing thing has gotten out of hand. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
861 That was quite a merger. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
862 So how does this work with carry-on? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
863 I found it at Costco. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
864 I wonder if she thinks we're compensating. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
865 This High Occupancy Briefcase elevator is a great idea. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
866 Hopefully they won't smell the dead body 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
867 when "When we hit the men's room , who's letting go first? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
868 I told you it wouldn't stop at sharing an office. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
869 Next time I want to lead 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
870 I'm tired of being the middleman. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
871 Well, it's certainly not a brief case... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
872 This is my first snake charmers convention. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
873 I wish mother wouldn't pack our lunches together. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
874 He lived and died at the office, makes sense to bury him here, too. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
875 The key to a successful robbery is to act normal. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
876 It's the sharing economy, stupid. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
877 As you can see with our new patented Casket Compression Technology™ pallbearing becomes a breeze. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
878 What is this, job sharing or power sharing or a three-way? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
879 You may have Tom fooled but you and I both know you're not carrying your weight. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
880 I think today's the day I get promoted to front handle. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
881 First time as an Executive Pallbearer? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
882 Whoever called this a brief case never had to carry it. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
883 Wait till you see our men's room. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
884 I'm a team player, but I'd still prefer separate office chairs. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
885 A shared data plan takes a little getting used to.... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
886 How about, "I know that the boss said that we should team up on the next case, but this is really cramping my style with Joan" 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
887 I don't know anyone who likes these new legal size documents. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
888 I wish they'd finally do away with the extra long form. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
889 Why do you think we were called into this redundancy meeting? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
890 Welcome to the mergers and acquisition team! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
891 I wish the firm's password were shorter. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
892 Are you saying it smells funny ha ha or funny peculiar? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
893 Does she realize this is all of her paperwork? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
894 I hope they like snakes. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
895 At least we can take the HOV elevator now. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
896 I don't care if he fires me, next time he can clean his own damn giraffe. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
897 I get front on the way back. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
898 Do you guys think we've been carpooling too long? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
899 His testament clear stated: bury me at the office 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
900 I hate going to long meetings. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
901 I don’t care if you have a blister. Get over here. We look stupid. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
902 Next time, let's take the stairs. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
903 I've heard that the folding corporate ladder we're carrying only goes one floor. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
904 "Do you think they will think we are "TEAM PLAYERS" now? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
905 My shrink said to lose the excess baggage. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
906 This is the last group project for me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
907 It's our biggest case yet. Our only worry is the courtroom door. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
908 Think they'll suspect collusion? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
909 Oh, good--now we can get in the HOV hallway. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
910 Whose side of the briefcase are you on, anyway? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
911 How I miss having hundred dollar bills... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
912 You're the one who complained about your caseload. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
913 This case is not-so-brief. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
914 Separate, yes; but equal 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
915 These nuclear launch codes keep getting longer and longer. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
916 Remember, it is just a big violin. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
917 Say what you will about the merger Bill, it is expected to promote synergy. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
918 Yes. Literally, steamrolled. (ED:Please italicize "Literally"-can't do on my computer) 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
919 I don't think Donald is holding up his end. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
920 Tuesdays and Thursdays I get to use my left hand. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
921 Flip charts have saved our company a bundle in marketing. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
922 I get that your trombone broke. But do we really have to carry it like we are pallbearers? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
923 Harvey, people who get ahead around here, find their way to the right side of the briefcase. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
924 Told you he'd fit if we chopped him up. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
925 You'll never make partner like that, Jenkins. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
926 It's quite an honor to carry Mr. Trump's briefcase. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
927 She asked for a three-way. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
928 You;ll get your own briefcase when you get your own key to the men's room. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
929 I hate these long briefs 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
930 Turns out not to be a brief case this time. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
931 I use to lose my briefcase all the time until I hired you guys. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
932 This is nothing! You should have seen all of the evidence he presented at his last trail. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
933 I have to go to the bathroom. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
934 I hope you have your concealed carry permit with you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
935 Whose house tonight? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
936 Team building sucks. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
937 Next year they'll let us start carrying our own briefcase. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
938 My grandmother had a lot of silverware sets. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
939 Whose side on you on? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
940 Ha, you got the heavy end. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
941 That went well, don't we think? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
942 I told you the boss had big plans for us. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
943 Remember, we're all taking equal credit 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
944 We felt a violin case was too Godfather. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
945 You may have guessed already. It's the plans for Trump's Mexican wall. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
946 The trickiest part is reversing into elevators. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
947 I think an electronic shared folder would be more effective. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
948 Are we all on the same page? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
949 He brought in his personal water board from home. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
950 It comes in handy when 48-inch subs go on sale. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
951 The prosecution keeps saying we're all connected by this case. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
952 It's just like a merger. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
953 How long have you been carrying for Uber Briefcase? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
954 So THAT'S where he got the hotdog for last month's caption contest! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
955 I'm a little worried about the revolving door in the lobby. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
956 The irony of calling this a 'brief' is getting out of hand. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
957 He groaned at the CEO's jokes. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
958 Never take the stairs with this thing. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
959 You guys are always on the wrong side of things. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
960 There is no "i" in bref. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
961 After we prop him up in his office chair, I'm out. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
962 Clarinet trio 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
963 I hope this judge has no problem with long briefs. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
964 To be honest, when I signed up for the job-sharing program, I had a different arrangement in mind. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
965 This isn't what I had in mind when they said that we're merging companies. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
966 Car pooling? Sure. Briefcase pooling? Really annoying. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
967 By the way, Collins- welcome to the firm of Collins, Collins, and Collins. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
968 Some days I feel like a pallbearer for my own career. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
969 It's nice to know that they can make a sandwich that fits in our briefcase. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
970 The prosecution isn't expecting a long, drawn out case. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
971 I understand why the company requires us to share the hotel room, but one suitcase? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
972 Isn't it your turn to be the middleman? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
973 I don't care how rich we made him. Winning an oversized novelty check doesn't give him the right to keep my pen. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
974 We're all going to be left holding the bag 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
975 Next time I want to bring MY trombone in to work, Greg will be the one who holds the middle handle, while 2 differently walking people set the pace HE is suppose to walk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
976 Which part of being a team player did you not understand? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
977 So you're the one on the other side of this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
978 These board meetings get any longer we're going to need more help. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
979 A diva to the very end. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
980 Today we dine at Subway... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
981 Then I'll say, 'Your honor, this case is not brief.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
982 Call it what you want. It's still just a really big sandwich. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
983 Who gets the lunch? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
984 We're in kind of a legal gray area here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
985 Loman requested that we honor his passing in this manner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
986 No offence Tom, but your elevator pitch needs work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
987 I told you stupid ideas work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
988 I don't think we thought this mobile office thing through. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
989 It's complimentary with our stretch hummer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
990 This teamwork initiative is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
991 Yes, I guess having a 52" notebook does kind of defeat the purpose. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
992 Feels like a corporate version of a chain gang. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
993 Seriously Bob, don't worry. The first gig was a fluke, everyone loves triple neck guitar groups. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
994 Get it through your brain, Janice. We only have 3 handles! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
995 You are right. This does make me feel more important. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
996 This is gonna be a long meeting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
997 She can't handle the truth! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
998 He wanted a corporate burial service. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
999 Timeshare gone too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1000 You sure you saw this in GQ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1001 Our only fault was asking the boss to work on the same case... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1002 The lawyers from Long & Longer were legendary for their lengthy briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1003 This case can deliver triple damages. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1004 Who sets up Gumby when we get in there? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1005 Mr. Claus asks that we check it a third time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1006 This is white collar worker solidarity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1007 Microsoft Word upgraded their 'merge documents' tool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1008 Let's be discreet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1009 And the Devil makes three. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1010 We probably don't need our documents in triplicate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1011 Is she still looking at my butt? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1012 You sure this is the client that craves sea serpent sushi? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1013 I think you're coming with us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1014 Research shows a 20 percent decrease in hostility when they get massages before a layoff. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1015 So what's it like in the right hand world? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1016 Are you sure we shouldn't look inside before we bury this overly large briefcase in the desert? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1017 This isn't too noticeable right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1018 This is not inconspicuous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1019 It's perfect for the extralegal size paper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1020 I don't know about these new team briefcases. I don't like sharing my briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1021 It's his 3 piece suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1022 Assisted living works for my mother. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1023 I'm so excited they let us bring Flat Stanley to work 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1024 I really hope they see the big picture. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1025 its like we practiced....1,2,3....1,2,3 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1026 Mr. Spence said Ralph would never return to work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1027 I'm pushing it down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1028 This is one heavy race card. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1029 Who are we to deny Bill's final request? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1030 "When Paul retires, you can have my spot". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1031 If we act like it's a big idea, the client believes it's a big idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1032 Today is carrying the corporate briefcase. Tomorrow is climbing the corporate ladder. And Wednesday is the potato sack race. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1033 I'm guessing you're right handed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1034 I trust the pen is in here this time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1035 Hope they included napkins with our five-foot hero. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1036 Sorry, I called shotgun. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1037 At the count of three we release the boa constrictor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1038 It's the ten-foot pole he wouldn't touch the $15-minimum-wage issue with. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1039 You're the new guy, aren't you? Word to the wise: Nonconformity doesn't wash here. Other side, pal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1040 Is being on the Left a political statement? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1041 Should we still put him in the trunk? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1042 The Johnson brief is anything but. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1043 Our work may get mixed up, but at least it can fit the entire hogie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1044 It's the 'team player' concept run amuck! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1045 I hate group projects. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1046 I WAS HAPPY TO JOIN THE RIDE SHARE PROGRAM, BUT THIS... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1047 I heard I'm getting promoted to front handle soon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1048 I really hope no one feels an irresistible urge to tell a light bulb joke. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1049 Only Google! Not only do you get a free massage, you get it from three masseurs! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1050 Ever hear of the long arm of the law? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1051 This is the longest brief the boss ever gave us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1052 I'm okay with ride-sharing, but this is going too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1053 Pallbearer's United, Local 6 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1054 I'm not sure about this new job sharing app. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1055 Well this case sure isn’t brief… 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1056 Flat Stanley's final wishes were to be shredded. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1057 I think we brought everything but the kitchen sink 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1058 I've never been a pallbearer for a bankruptcy before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1059 If anybody asks, we are not together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1060 This "team" concept sucks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1061 Just act nonchalant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1062 I blame the carpool culture. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1063 going our way? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1064 We'll need to show unity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1065 That presentation killed! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1066 "Long arm of the law" my foot! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1067 This way, each brief generates three times as many billable hours. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1068 And please, this time don't say, " This product lets you cut out the middle-man" during our sale's pitch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1069 Yes, it's a big deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1070 The End, Flat Stanley. The. End. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1071 It Is a pair of gloves. Trump insisted on this box. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1072 I hope this doesn't take too long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1073 It is what it is. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1074 There's an element of teamwork required here, Jones. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1075 "It's how he would have wanted ". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1076 Remember to kill the conference room lights right when I go into my solo. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1077 I think we have a handle on this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1078 I'm heading to the restroom. You too? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1079 Now we can triple-bill the client. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1080 This is really taking team building to another level. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1081 Aren't there limits to this teamwork concept? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1082 Today's brief is a little longer than usual. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1083 Remember: our thinking is "inside the box". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1084 I'm not sure I like the not-so brief case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1085 I told you that our presentation should have been outside the box. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1086 We take our votes on where to go for lunch very seriously. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1087 Does this mean we have equal shares? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1088 Hearse is double-parked around the corner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1089 I hate being the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1090 This "corporate culture" thing stinks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1091 Yes, the new long form is more difficult to use, but the ability to deduct escort services as physical therapy AND to bill at three times our normal rate make it win-win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1092 I can't wait till they go digital. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1093 that hit went well 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1094 This new job sharing policy is great. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1095 Just once I want to be first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1096 Don't you hate these treble damage cases? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1097 Why do we always have to pay cash? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1098 We've never had to bother opening it, so I don't bother asking what's inside. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1099 How many businessmen does it take to open a briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1100 I don't think this 'All for one and one for all' is going to work 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1101 First day working at a pallbearer's office? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1102 I didn't know you were right-handed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1103 If you don't get yourself in rhythm, Tom, we're going to have to find ourselves a coxswain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1104 I hate these team building exercises. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1105 After you've been with the firm about 5 years, you'll start seeing yourself on second handle too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1106 I don't mind sharing an office, but... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1107 Which one of us is the shooter? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1108 The corporate ladder was kept under lock and key. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1109 You can thank the geniuses in Mergers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1110 The only way I got the job was to say I could do the work of three people. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1111 This company takes "collaboration" seriously. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1112 The two-handled version was so 2015. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1113 Madam President requested a massage table and three suits, go figure. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1114 If this doesn't go well which one of us will be responsible? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1115 Don't you think this teamwork thing is getting out of hand? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1116 You are on the wrong side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1117 I think we are taking this car pooling thing a little too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1118 Wait till you see what their doing to our cubicles. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1119 This is a joint venture. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1120 Holding up your end of the deal gets tricky on the commute. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1121 Not every case can be brief 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1122 We have the same briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1123 Why is everyone getting on my case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1124 Pallbearer practice for the funeral of the inventor of the briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1125 you would think this company could afford individual briefcases? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1126 Why do I always get stuck in the middle of these long cases? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1127 We do everything in longhand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1128 It shows that we're all on the same page, literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1129 Your first three-way? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1130 I love the new suitcase pool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1131 We've got a huge case in our hands. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1132 Everyone has their own story. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1133 Here at Casual Male XL’s corporate office, the lawyers use plus-size briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1134 It lets us bill three times the usual amount. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1135 Glad its an NRA approved violin case. There's an RPG launcher inside. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1136 we'll have more than enough towels now! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1137 It's not an open and shut case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1138 You realize this makes you an accomplice, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1139 I didn't used to to think that "long form" literally meant long form. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1140 I felt you'd take that side of the case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1141 Do you always have to be on the opposing side of everything? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1142 Did you notice anything odd about her? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1143 It's a bassoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1144 When we open the case do not yell Alluh Akbar!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1145 I really dread the subway ride. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1146 I wish she would have released the emails before I joined the firm. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1147 Car pooling is one thing....I think we look ridiculous 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1148 So, what's the deal with your eyebrows? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1149 It's a trick I learned when filing briefs for the NRA. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1150 Isn't job-sharing awesome? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1151 Wait till you see the cubical! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1152 Did you know Nick Charles very long? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1153 This case is likely to stretch on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1154 Can I take my work home alone? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1155 Ironically, I stopped carpooling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1156 Well, we did agree to triple job-share. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1157 What do you think about this new IRS Long Form? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1158 Yes, but you're using your right hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1159 TSA won't like this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1160 Don't take what she said personally. We have small hands too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1161 Who's bright idea was booking separate rooms? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1162 All the cool girls are going to be in absolute awe of our xylophone concerto ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1163 Come on, Rick. Be a team player. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1164 This ought to be the full body of evidence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1165 Your meeting is in our other building? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1166 It's a three piece suitcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1167 Slim deserved a better send off 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1168 I'm not totally sure this is reducing our carbon footprint. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1169 At all times, stay with the money 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1170 Is it heavy? I'm just faking it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1171 Okay, next week is your turn to be the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1172 He always wanted his ashes scattered near the boardroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1173 Expect this briefing to run long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1174 It's the new IRS long form. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1175 One tiny complaint about the handcuff, and now they don't trust me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1176 Taking this merger business a bit to far, don't you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1177 Does either of you remember the combination to this thing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1178 This is NOT too heavy to be a massage table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1179 Let's keep this among ourselves 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1180 Why do we need a xylophone for the business meeting again? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1181 And job sharing hits a new low. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1182 Told the TSA guy it was just rope for the three legged race, he just waved me through. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1183 Remember we call it an Uber briefcase and think it's perfect for a shared economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1184 Steve - before we go in there, you better decide which side of this deal you want to be on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1185 I prefer my rideshare 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1186 First the open office, then the shared desks . . . now this? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1187 I love carpooling with you guys, but I don't think I'm ready for this next step. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1188 Our desk is a 3-way too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1189 I'm gonna need more space. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1190 How many suits does it take to deliver a severance package? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1191 I think its time we took another look at affirmative action 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1192 Next time we file a brief, we should use a narrower font. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1193 Stop calling "Shotgun!" before we get to the car! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1194 Mr. Trump said to put his ego with his other baggage 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1195 Bill Gates said the "middle man" would be extinct. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1196 Don't be rediculous, it has always been alphabetical. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1197 This better stop with your third-party filing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1198 It's a Supreme Court brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1199 Anyone for a triple martini? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1200 I thought you had the key for this thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1201 If you think this is bad, wait til you the bathroom break policy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1202 Great job maneuvering the elevator. Next challenge, the men's room. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1203 I thought you said you were left handed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1204 Now Roger, you know how Wilbur trips when you get on that side of the case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1205 I hate presenting to mortuaries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1206 Personally, I think the case is too big for this firm. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1207 Eyestrain will hit you bad by the third hour of staring at spreadsheets, but at least in this chain gang, there’s no shackle sores. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1208 I still get funny looks when I'm the middle man ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1209 The team-building activities lately are not working. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1210 No, this is just the flip-chart easel. Who has the paper? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1211 I thought I said one Hero sandwich for each of us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1212 You know, we can't all take this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1213 I am sick of being just the middle man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1214 Guess I should mention that I forgot the combination lock to my portion of our briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1215 We should consider switching to info-sharing on the Cloud instead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1216 Roger, it may feel like a body; it's just lunch for those nice folks in purchasing. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1217 Are you sure this is scalable? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1218 Sorry, but Charlie and I don't need to go to the bathroom right now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1219 We will wait for practice till neighbors have gone to sleep. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1220 Don't you just love being a lobbyist for the funeral business? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1221 When they said I'd be in 'mergers and acquisitions' I had no idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1222 Before your company's takeover I had my own case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1223 I have a handle on the case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1224 You need to carry your weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1225 Stop following me! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1226 Yes, I know. But my accountant likes the long form. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1227 The Boss Said Stick Together And Handle It. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1228 It's a union requirement… 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1229 Like they've never seen a professional pall bearer before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1230 What did you expect from a joint venture in a surfboard company? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1231 Let's hope the doorman doesn't remember we were booked as a quartet! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1232 Legal briefs keep getting longer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1233 I'm really glad we could go into business together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1234 Hansen would have wanted his memorial held on company property. And that steamroller definitely saved us on pallbearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1235 Trust me, it's harder to leave it on the subway this way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1236 Just wait till you try the job sharing toilet 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1237 You tell him to start carrying his weight! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1238 I thought our job ended at the funeral, now we have to carry the will too? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1239 I don't like this team briefcase anymore than you do. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1240 You're absolutely certain he said bedspread and not spreadsheet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1241 You were told when you joined the firm -- we only handle big cases. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1242 These stand-up comedian funerals are easier on the back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1243 Don't ask! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1244 Maybe we're taking this carpooling thing a little too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1245 I hope this doesn't mean I get the middle seat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1246 Will I ever get a chance to be first handle? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1247 you are on the wrong side again! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1248 Welcome to our job share. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1249 It took only one lawyer and was called a "briefcase" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1250 Remember...were not the hit men..we're just here for cleanup. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1251 I think that this is the second longest legal brief ever written. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1252 This sharing economy thing is not all it's cracked up to be -- mind if we stop by the men's room on the way to the meeting? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1253 I told you, bigger is better. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1254 Seriously? You really see me as a micromanager? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1255 Ashes require fewer pall bearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1256 How come I always get the torso and you get the feet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1257 Just act natural. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1258 Be happy you got a full handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1259 Does she know this corporate exercise is usually performed above the glass ceiling? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1260 It demonstrates that we share the weight fairly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1261 You can turn left, but Gus and I are right-wing Republicans. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1262 This is how you bring a briefcase to a gunfight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1263 I honestly don't think this is what a long brief is supposed to be 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1264 What does management not understand about 'brief'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1265 Someone needs to tell the old man what file sharing really means 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1266 Stay close. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1267 When the boss said he had a big case for us, I thought he was talking legal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1268 Not so surprising for three paralegals bitten by a radioactive cockroach. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1269 If you'd said something funnier, he could've sold the cartoon to " The Reader's Digest". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1270 Legal-sized paper is for wimps. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1271 Whose idea was it to have pallbearers for dead projects? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1272 Actually, Bill, it's quite rare for an extended case to have a single middle man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1273 Do YOU have a license to carry? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1274 The IRS wants this Form 1040 by the 18th 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1275 Here, polarizing views result in the get-along briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1276 Get over it Stevens...it's Johnson's turn to hold the front handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1277 This project will go faster if you were on the same side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1278 I remember when bribes fit in a normal briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1279 What? You never heard of file sharing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1280 No one needs to know we are working together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1281 It's either a very large carrot or an average size stick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1282 This is not what I meant when I suggested we have a three-way! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1283 Do you know how long it took me to get to the middle? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1284 Teamwork 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1285 Do you think she's unattached? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1286 It's called a "brief-casket." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1287 Thanks for helping me with my new tablet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1288 Like they've never seen a briefcase before! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1289 Honestly I kind of like the middle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1290 It's the new teamwork model for lawyers........ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1291 He stays in step better than you do. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1292 Do you think we should have brought a bigger one? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1293 This thing is perfect for our "board" meeting" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1294 Ok guys, let's make this brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1295 Job sharing used to sound like fun. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1296 Whatever happened to being brief? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1297 It's as if we were attachéd at the hip. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1298 Now we know why they bought that new printer. It prints eleven by infinity. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1299 We're attachéd at the hip. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1300 I think we have a pretty good handle on this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1301 Uh Greg... our offices are on different floors 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1302 The boss will be impressed with our new meaning of "teamwork". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1303 Just be thankful we don't make pool tables. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1304 I hate being in the middle, I hate that we all dress alike, and I hate that you’re always on the other side. Other than that I think we make a great team. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1305 If you ask me, this is carrying teamwork a little too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1306 I'm the one doing the heavy lifting 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1307 I'm not sure that I like the new job sharing program. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1308 Boxers or briefs...and you just had to say boxers! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1309 This merger is a real pain in the... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1310 Are you sure this is your bag? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1311 Let me do the talking, ok? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1312 I guess you could say we're... three-briefing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1313 Most people don't realize it's congenital. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1314 Do you think the jury will realize this is a really big case we are trying? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1315 All this technology and we still have to do everything in triplicate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1316 When Jerry said look like a team, I didn't think this is what he had in mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1317 Hey, do you know what we have in here? My arm is getting tired. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1318 Token rightie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1319 My new phone has the biggest screen ever and a three man carry case to go with it. Its like having a tv in the palm of your hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1320 Did you see her face when I said 'let's get horizontal?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1321 Tell me again why we printed out the terms of service. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1322 We'd like your perspective on handling this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1323 If Sally from corporate starts again with her safe zone speech we bring out the big guns. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1324 You're right-handed, kid. No way you could ever be #2. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1325 They're taking this merger much too seriously if you ask me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1326 First, they made us share an office. Later, they made us share a cubicle. Now, this is just RIDICULOUS! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1327 I'm actually a big fan of this new job-sharing program. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1328 We're drifting right again. Smedley's not much of a team player, is he? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1329 Not the brief case we had hoped for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1330 Why am I always the middle man? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1331 If you stay on the right side of the case we will look more bi-partisian 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1332 Our paperless office program has a long way to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1333 Now, you're sure they insisted on the long-form contract? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1334 Death by steamroller. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1335 When the boss said to bury the project, I didn't realize he meant literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1336 Stop worrying, she's not focused on our small hands... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1337 I think we've got a handle on this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1338 At the last place I worked we just voted the CEO out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1339 We need somebody more flat-chested than her. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1340 When we bring in the "Big Guns" everybody's always surprised they're in a big case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1341 I was sure it was good things come in threes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1342 The boss always takes a long lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1343 It'll be hard to tweet about this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1344 I know, I know, but it still feels like a corporate walking rope. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1345 Just say the happy light box gave you the tan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1346 I never dreamed I'd be honored with the privilege of helping transport Mr. Trump's ego. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1347 When is this "shared economy" going to end? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1348 This is carrying teamwork to far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1349 I'm holding up both ends. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1350 Who knew that "teamwork" meant sharing a briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1351 It's the 'Executive Executive Executive' edition. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1352 Why does he always get to be up front? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1353 I know they asked for the long form, but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1354 These mergers are so awkward! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1355 The D.A. said that this would be a long case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1356 2 can be as bad as 1, it's the loneliest number since...Capitalism, right guys? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1357 The online approach to reaching a remote audience is not in sync with today's hefty one-on-one presentation. Today begins with ensuring we have something to hold onto. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1358 Remember,we split the keyboard players tip. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1359 Do you think they believed our commitment to teamwork? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1360 I didn't realize how much we'd be investing in the sharing economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1361 A briefcase on wheels? That would look weird. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1362 I hope the new "communal team" concept stops at the door to the washroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1363 Mergers are not for everybody. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1364 Smithers, if we are to have a chance with this case, you have to get on the right side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1365 What could I say? He insists that he can dazzle the shareholders with how well he can play 'Stairway to Heaven' on his electric guitar 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1366 "Remember...we come in on keyboard as soon as they announce that the economy is bound to improve." a 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1367 When we head upstream, you'll have to do all the steering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1368 I know everyone loves party subs, but is silly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1369 Don't forget- we don't yell Happy Birthday until she jumps out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1370 You just have to draw attention to yourself, don’t you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1371 When they ask if we want to extend our presentation, we will be prepared. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1372 Checked or Carry-on? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1373 At first I was skeptical, but I'm starting to really like briefcase pooling with you guys.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1374 Thanks for the help with my new iPhone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1375 Was it necessary to get an extra long keyboard? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1376 This being triplets thing is getting old! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1377 I guess you're here for the pall bearers convention? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1378 Mergers... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1379 On the count of three, we switch hands and directions, ready one, ...two 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1380 Maybe we should've told her that we just share a briefcase... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1381 I just think the three piece briefcase is not going to catch on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1382 Must feel strange being the right-handed minority. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1383 This is a very lengthy brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1384 I've never been to a briefcase's funeral before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1385 That's how you give a big presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1386 I'm the new guy, Paul Bearer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1387 Some cases require bigger briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1388 Thanks for helping me sneak in this guitar. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1389 It started as a one page memo, then it went to Congress. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1390 This is a big case; don't be on the wrong side 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1391 These encryption codes are becoming a problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1392 Wait til you see the toilet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1393 And that's how I made it to middle management. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1394 It is a triple murder we're defending. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1395 First job sharing, now this. I call it over-sharing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1396 Ironically, the brief is actually quite short. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1397 Yes, Wally, it's obvious if the loot is in laundry bags. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1398 "It's the sharing economy." That's all they said. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1399 Why don't we just show them a picture of the bazooka? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1400 This is my other smartphone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1401 We'll all be happier when the plans for the new Triborough Bridge are made public." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1402 I think your lunch just moved into my jurisdiction. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1403 Couldn't we have just written a check? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1404 Remember, if we get sexually harassed today, it's my turn. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1405 So I said, "Why do cases need to be *brief*? Why not a *long*case?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1406 There is a mandatory debriefing session for all those handling this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1407 We're glad you were assigned to the big case. We needed another guy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1408 Our vacations are even more interesting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1409 I hear lots of Americans are working longer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1410 Is this the first time you've worked the Academy Awards? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1411 So you're the new guy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1412 We've decided to decrease our digital footprint. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1413 Is this really synergy? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1414 Just remember that his wife's name is Susan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1415 We do have tiny hands, but our briefs are large. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1416 Yes,we are calling ourselves the dream team 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1417 Can't we just use triplicate forms for once? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1418 We best all stay at the same hotel. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1419 Synergy sucks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1420 I told her it was a Monty Python case. She laughed and didn't get suspicious. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1421 "Just going for it" won't get us through the revolving doors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1422 Shared office space i can live with, but this is ridiculous 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1423 Why would we each want our own briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1424 This is the most complete corporate merger I can ever remember. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1425 This is an important pitch, Keller. Get a grip! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1426 He would have wanted an ergonomic funeral. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1427 Which side of this case are you on? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1428 Job sharing is a joke. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1429 Once the overture begins, you'll have to take turns sitting on my lap. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1430 Apparently it's a bad idea to bring a list of Americans killed by guns to a Ted Cruz rally 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1431 I hope you remembered the fulcrum. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1432 Hey, know what? We would make *great* pallbearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1433 I want you off the case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1434 Small price to pay for the iPhone 14. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1435 The super PAC says it's the only way to save the party. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1436 I got shotgun after the presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1437 Briefly, we rest our case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1438 It would look funny if there were two of us carrying a briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1439 It adds weight to our recommendations, and we charge more. Remember, don't smile. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1440 I didn't say it was 'an important trial' I said it was 'a really big case' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1441 Why don't we just order out for a super hero sub like everyone else? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1442 How do you think she guessed we work at a surfboard company? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1443 First carpooling, now this. The environmentalists are getting extreme. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1444 Sorry about that, the tacos I had at lunch are not agreeing with me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1445 This job-sharing policy has gone a bit too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1446 But we just went to the bathroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1447 Try less shady. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1448 Personally, I would have shredded the documents, but they've already dug the hole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1449 This client is unique. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1450 Don't forget, you're the one steering this bad boy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1451 It's better than sharing a paycheck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1452 "Its a left handed case, George!' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1453 She said it was the longest one she's ever seen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1454 Sad that Donald was run over by a steam roller... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1455 This is our best joint presentation yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1456 I understand the need for cutbacks, but requiring three of us to share one briefcase is a bit extreme, don't you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1457 We really killed it on that pitch. I just wish we didn't have to carry the body out with us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1458 Hey, thanks for filling in--Harvey got called away onto a much bigger case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1459 Anorexia 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1460 How else would we deliver a giant check? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1461 Enough with the middle man jokes already! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1462 So, we're agreed: One more team building exercise and we're out of here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1463 Someone heard attache case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1464 I can't believe we got Johnson to fit in this but, trust me, the 'businessman jumping out of a briefcase routine' is a crowd pleaser. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1465 Hi. I don't think we've met. I'm Bob. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1466 The board wants to bury this deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1467 As you'll learn, we're all about collaboration here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1468 Switch arms and pivot on three. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1469 I have a feeling this case will be anything but brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1470 There are rumors of everyone getting their own when the market rebounds. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1471 Okay, you can have the middle position on the way out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1472 This is embarrassing. I wish he'd get his eyes checked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1473 It's great to have you on this case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1474 In Italy suite cases are in vogue 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1475 Is this your first time as a pallbearer? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1476 Welcome to J. McGintey's Coffin Works. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1477 The big brief case would've been completely ridiculous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1478 We've got a long case ahead of us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1479 Most power trios only have one guitar, but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1480 This way we can honestly say we have three lawyers handling the same case, thus more money for the firm. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1481 I understand that the NRA is having success in lobbying Congress to allow the carrying of illegal weapons. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1482 I hate meetings where they tell us to bring our own stretcher. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1483 They're nerds like us. We pitch them that size does matter. 'The XXXLphone - chick magnet. So big it takes three men to carry.' What do you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1484 What happens if he gets fired? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1485 Technically, I'm not lying. I told my wife that the FBI finally has me be working on a really big case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1486 Be careful when you open it, the contents may have shifted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1487 We're team players. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1488 She's probably never seen one that long 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1489 File sharing has made the job a breeze. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1490 The new 'bring your own table' to the conference room concept is catching on! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1491 Some women find three ventriloquists, and one dummy, quite refreshing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1492 I'll be Curly this time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1493 Your lunch is weighing me down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1494 What do you think of our new HOV elevator? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1495 Are you sure triplicate wasn't referring to something else? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1496 R&D had a heck of a time getting this down to three handles. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1497 We really need to get in the same carpool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1498 I'm a very hands-on supervisor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1499 What do you think he means by 'triangulated' sales? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1500 It was because everyone had their own briefcase that they became endangered. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1501 They said I was joining a team with upward mobility. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1502 You're outta line, Mister. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1503 Tinker has the direct, I'll take cross, and Chance, you close. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1504 I'm not sure Ray is pulling his weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1505 You know - maybe three is a crowd, but two couldn't carry this thing, and it's an important presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1506 who's this guy in front of us? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1507 Imax computers are going to be a pain in the butt. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1508 This must be his briefcase, it's YUGE! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1509 Follow me; I lead from the middle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1510 You're not lifting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1511 Damn, it's also my day to take the middle urinal 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1512 Keep in step, will you, please? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1513 This was the only coffin that was available under Obamacare. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1514 I'm sick of the sharing economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1515 i hope you can hold up your end of this bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1516 Can you handle it? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1517 One of Trump's audits......its hugggeeeee! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1518 Your office or mine? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1519 Remember, you're the back-up to the back-up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1520 The truth is, 1/3 the pay is still a lot... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1521 As always...oldest leads, youngest loafs, and I carry. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1522 Who says a briefcase has to be brief? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1523 Do you think this deposition might be too long? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1524 This really stretches the word "brief" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1525 Did you hear that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1526 This is a two man job, new guy. Watch your back. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1527 Just to warn you, our Board can be very literal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1528 I just carry this handle around in my pocket. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1529 By the way, I won't see you guys next Monday. I'm taking the backpack. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1530 Simply a way to destinguish associates from partners. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1531 Trust me, this proposal is D.O.A. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1532 We are working the same case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1533 An MBA is useful, but rowing team experience is essential. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1534 When I first moved to Mergers, this was my first acquisition! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1535 Do you think they'll know we're together? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1536 The big bass trio arrives for their evening gig. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1537 Our briefs keep getting longer and longer 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1538 When were you gonna tell me you forgot the key? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1539 I knew our presentation was too long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1540 Do you think we can get this guy through security? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1541 This goes right along with our new "open concept" office design. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1542 Louie, you did bring the shells-- right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1543 Remember its your turn this time to request it as a carry-on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1544 Well why not, we car pool don't we? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1545 xylophone...why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1546 We'll dump him in the river. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1547 The board of directors demanded we stop bringing them the short report. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1548 All he said was the case came with two paralegals. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1549 OK, already, I won't call it a briefcase again! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1550 I prefer middle handle on the tandem briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1551 They really took the company merger seriously, huh? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1552 Does this remind you of the song about the marching ants? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1553 It took me three years to get the middle handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1554 I played bass for 'The Who'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1555 Next time we go for the short-board account. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1556 How much further can we stretch this case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1557 I get to go first next time 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1558 It's been a long case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1559 No! Get your own damn cab. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1560 Your breath mints are rolling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1561 Remember: teamwork is everything with this client. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1562 Louis Vuitton's latest 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1563 We're anticipating a long trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1564 This A4 paper is bull@%#*! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1565 I’m so relieved it was a closed briefcase ceremony. The client would have wanted it that way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1566 I've decided that I won't be making any more SkyMall purchases with you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1567 When the boss said "Make the staff meeting entertaining", I don't think he meant bring a xylophone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1568 He lost a lot of weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1569 Leave this case alone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1570 If he reads the whole contract we are screwed! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1571 Don't you love this not so briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1572 I'm not so sure about this "briefcase pooling" idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1573 I think the long and short of it is that we lost the case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1574 He's not heavy; he's our brother. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1575 I forgot to cut air holes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1576 Somebody should tell her the express elevator is for briefcase-poolers only. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1577 They said that I would never be a team player. What do you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1578 Why are you always on fhe wrong side? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1579 I really appreciated your support in there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1580 This is last time I ask the partners for help with my caseload. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1581 I don't think you're on the right side here, Smedley! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1582 The airline charges for each carry on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1583 Fine next time you can have shotgun 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1584 I told the judge it wouldn't take long and there was only one page of women's signatures, claiming sexual abuse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1585 If you think this is bad, wait until you see the new toilet seats. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1586 In my previous briefcase pool the other guys never pulled their weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1587 Why couldn't we just use PowerPoint for this meeting? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1588 This is definitely not a brief case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1589 This team work stuff is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1590 They won't accept a Bank's check for their condo. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1591 This isn’t what I had in mind when I signed up for job sharing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1592 There's nothing brief about this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1593 Did you remember to bring the extra-long paper clips? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1594 That's just the way it is, least seniority gets the back handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1595 I guess I misunderstood the term "Case Managers." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1596 When will the boss' obsession for baguettes come to an end? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1597 Nothing personal, putting you at the back and all that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1598 You sure attachépooling is a thing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1599 Next time, I get to ride in the suitcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1600 I think we'v been working together on this project for too long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1601 We don't call it a threesome in front of clients. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1602 Sharing a salary is where I draw the line. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1603 This is why I like powerpoint. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1604 Are you sure this is a "concealed carry" state? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1605 It's six sigma, they modeled it after the carpool lane 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1606 There's letter size, there's legal size, but the real money is in tabloid size. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1607 It's from the short-fingered store, but I guarantee you there is no problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1608 We've seen a lot of growth in our portfolio since last year. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1609 These I phones get bigger and bigger! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1610 Get ready, this is gonna be a long case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1611 When you said merger, this is not what I had in mind 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1612 So this was the vise president's idea of collaboration! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1613 Two words: tertium quid. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1614 Small hands? Large briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1615 It might improve teamwork if we also share a bed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1616 It's nice to be on the case with you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1617 Talk about falling flat on your face! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1618 I miss the days when our briefcase was short and succinct. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1619 Let's eliminate the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1620 I think I just figured out why it was on sale... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1621 So let me get this straight...the last one still holding on by the end of the week get's the window office? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1622 Will your wife notice it's missing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1623 You guys know this is MY saxophone, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1624 I don't think this is how file sharing works. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1625 This all-in-one technology is getting a bit out of hand 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1626 These investors are going to love our idea for extra-long legal paper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1627 I think we’ve got this job-sharing thing all wrong. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1628 In this case it's all about bonding. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1629 Our workload has literally gotten heavier. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1630 I told him he was getting too thin. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1631 The elevator is easy...lets see if you can survive the revolving door! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1632 Did you bring the presentation? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1633 That's two down to one up! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1634 The judge expects it to be a long brief today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1635 Twenty-five years to settle the Fender estate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1636 Is it just this, Wally, or the whole idea of Matrix Management that irks you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1637 Be cool. We're only here to case the joint. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1638 They're the XL files. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1639 I still haven't gotten used to the merger. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1640 No more Team-Building Retreats for me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1641 When they said we’d get company shares, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1642 How else would you compensate for these small hands, Smith? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1643 Our legal briefs are longer than usual. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1644 Do you think I could fit a giant hot dog in here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1645 This isn't even our biggest case this week. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1646 Not so sure how crazy I am about this new "sharing" economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1647 I hate it when they call us 'the troika' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1648 She stared because you're on the wrong side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1649 How did your interview go? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1650 Poll Bearers 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1651 I can't believe they thought our script was too long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1652 Welcome to the sharing economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1653 Giving out happy endings again, Williams? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1654 The client prefers everything in triplicate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1655 We think you're taking "attaché" too literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1656 I don't see how this promotes teamwork. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1657 He was wrong about being carried out of here in a pine box 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1658 I'm not always on his side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1659 "No back seat driving, please." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1660 I expected more from a "Partnership" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1661 Two's company, what are we? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1662 This job sharing isn’t what I thought. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1663 This is exactly what they meant by work share. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1664 We're prepared for a lengthy trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1665 And briefcasepooling saves on what now? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1666 Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to merge our companies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1667 Did you bring the key? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1668 Three's company, but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1669 Compared to a casket it's a piece of cake 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1670 We'll never win the synchronized briefcase carrying contest this way . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1671 I think we should go digital. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1672 Papa Vito says it's violins. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1673 This is our first big case, boys. Let's not mess it up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1674 You know, I'm beginning to think that this merger has gone too far... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1675 Are you ready to play the long game? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1676 These austerity measures are getting to be a bit much. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1677 I think we may be taking what we learned in that team building seminar too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1678 Just once can't you side with me on a case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1679 Well that was the longest divorce case we’ve ever settled. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1680 There's no 'I' in 'Team,' Tim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1681 Quiet. No one will suspect anything. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1682 Wait 'til you see the bathroom stalls. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1683 There's nothing brief about it 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1684 Get a grip, will you?! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1685 Don't worry, they won't suspect a thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1686 I replaced my BRIEF-case with this long-winded version. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1687 Do you think we're taking this car-pooling thing too far? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1688 I'm rethinking the carpool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1689 Unlocking the i-briefcase; this'll be good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1690 Middle management has both advantages and disadvantage. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1691 Not much....my lunch, some paperwork, a shovel... why do you ask ? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1692 This time you do the massage. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1693 If P. C. Vey had given us normal sized hands.....it would not take three of us to carry this suitcase. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1694 I feel funny bringing him into work this way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1695 After the steam roller ran him over, his family decided against our normal coffin. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1696 I believe this is the largest brief we've every filed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1697 I'm not sure that "brief" is exactly the right word. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1698 I just meant I thought you must be from Britain - or a lefty. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1699 I'm finally getting the hang of this group briefing thing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1700 I don't think it's sufficiently brief. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1701 Three men. One briefcase. Who will be next? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1702 I get those middleman comments all the time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1703 This is a big presentation 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1704 I've always preferred the attache style. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1705 yes Mark, I know it is a "big" presentation 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1706 Evidently getting run over by a steamroller requires only three pallbearers. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1707 Still, let's keep it brief. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1708 I heard lay off notices were today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1709 The next time they send us to a board meeting we need to check on how long the board is. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1710 Just between you and me, I’m not completely sure a suitcase full of old bricks is the Next Big Thing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1711 When you suggested a three-way at the office, I had envisioned something a little different. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1712 Let's open with "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1713 When will our hands hit puberty? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1714 Don't worry-it is our second amendment right 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1715 I told you, we should've just done a power point presentation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1716 Mini hands make light work... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1717 Remember, our strategy is to keep the presentation short. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1718 We are definitely getting promoted, we landed the biggest case! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1719 We're really taking this merger seriously, huh? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1720 Made more sense when we sold skis. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1721 I gotta tell you...Slicing up the body was a great idea. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1722 You're SURE these were his funeral instructions? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1723 Dude... I'm so sorry your keyboard died. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1724 Act normal when we get to the airport. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1725 Remember when all we needed was a violin case and a tommy gun? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1726 I hate corporate's new paper size policy 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1727 Trust me, this is the latest European rage, it'll be bigger than the man-purse or the communal toilet! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1728 For the last time, this is not a briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1729 I'm telling you this not so brief case will sell in the millions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1730 "When do I get to be up front'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1731 Your tie is making people stare. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1732 You should have seen the size of his hands... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1733 Did I tell you we're going on vacation next week? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1734 Have you ever been to a mortician's board meeting? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1735 Are you cheating on your wife with the paralegal tonight or am I? I know Fred was last night. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1736 Next time, maybe don't be so quick to volunteer for the big case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1737 In this case size matter's. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1738 I thought I was just going to share the office!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1739 I definitely prefer acquisitions to mergers. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1740 I thought for sure Cuban would have invested 200 grand for a 25 percent stake. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1741 Didn't I tell you? You saw the way the way that babe eyed us when she saw our cool partner briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1742 This 'sharing economy' thing is getting ridiculous. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1743 I was a middle child 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1744 The law firm is very excited. This is the biggest case we have ever had. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1745 Our Company is certainly big enough to afford a permanent conference table. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1746 On the other hand, I really think we should have separate toilets. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1747 I hate it when he gets the six foot sub. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1748 It's going to be a long trial we might as well make some massage side money. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1749 I remember when they used to call these "brief" cases? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1750 What do you say we leave this one here in purgatory? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1751 You might think she never saw men share the same briefcase before. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1752 You do know, Agent Mulder, that this lamp is intended exclusively for interrogations? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1753 These slim fit caskets are the best. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1754 He gave his life to this company. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1755 Do you think the results of the Republican candidates’ penis size really needs this much security? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1756 Tomorrow we go to your office, Frank. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1757 'I think it's time you and Frank got your own briefcases'. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1758 Something tells me this trial may be a rather lengthy affair. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1759 I know it's the Flat Earth Society, but why use a 3D model? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1760 I'm worried. The judge made it clear he opposes long cases. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1761 Man, these power lunches are getting longer, and longer and longer. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1762 Threef case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1763 I was afraid he might get carried away. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1764 If anyone asks we won it in Vegas playing craps 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1765 I love this new team building exercise. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1766 I'm getting really tired of all the synergy initiatives 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1767 How likely is it that they'll let us put this overhead carrier in the overhead carrier? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1768 After a while, you really get used to the job sharing program here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1769 Company's making some major cuts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1770 What time are we taking our bathroom break? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1771 I get the whole open floor plan, no cubicle thing, but sharing a briefcase is taking it a bit too far! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1772 When the client asks for the 10,000 foot view, we provide the 10,000 foot view. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1773 If you get tired, we can change sides. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1774 I wish they would stop talking about team spirit. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1775 Why do you always get to handle the light weight, Jerry? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1776 Didn't the prosecuting attorney say that three of us should handle the case? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1777 If he says no, I open the case, Barry aims it, and you fire. Okay? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1778 To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of this "sharing economy" initiative that the boss has been promoting. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1779 I thought our Strudel Chart was perfect for our presentation 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1780 A team that carries a briefcase together, works well together. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1781 Harvey, this is the last time I'm going to tell you. This case is for briefs, not long johns! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1782 I forgot something. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1783 I suppose she thinks a WOMAN should hold the next handle! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1784 Cash like this? Definitely a king mattress. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1785 I really think we should think about going back to shorter legal pads. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1786 This is the longest case I've ever tried. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1787 Sometimes I wonder about this new sharing economy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1788 You can carry this without me, can't you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1789 Thanks for helping me with "Bring your surfboard to work day"! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1790 The three of us are needed to handle this case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1791 I hate group work. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1792 They say that the laptop caused the death of the briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1793 I get off on the third, Jack on the second. You can handle it from there. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1794 I think we should get smart phones. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1795 "Stop looking at me! I keep tell you, this is not odd! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1796 You're not holding up your end. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1797 I didn't think this was what the boss meant by "merger" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1798 Not a brief brief 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1799 Please tell me this isn't that Thompson guy from accounting the boss canned yesterday. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1800 Just because I'm middle management doesn't mean you can call me "Alice." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1801 This is the left-handed floor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1802 After years of working together, they found themselves on opposing sides of the case 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1803 What if one of us resigns? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1804 What did you think "three for the price of one" meant? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1805 Who's idea was it to bring the not-so-brief case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1806 No, you're actually the embodiment of a third wheel. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1807 I'll keep my conversation brief, but I know with you that's not the case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1808 Carpooling was a good idea, Karl. I'm not so sure about this one though... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1809 Old-boy briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1810 I still think printing the document on multiple pages makes more sense. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1811 If I'm really innocent, why do I still feel in the middle of this case? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1812 Don't you dare leave us holding the bag! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1813 Okay, let's try to get a rhythm going otherwise we'll look suspicious. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1814 Did anyone see you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1815 Now remember, when we get in there, we talk with one voice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1816 Get with the program Schmidt, this is left arm briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1817 Did you see the strange look that woman in the elevator gave us? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1818 I'm glad we all work on the same floor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1819 This is my first big case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1820 You said you wanted to include the longitudinal study 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1821 I still think this is a strange team-building exercise. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1822 The nuclear codes were a lot shorter before common core math. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1823 When you said oversight, I was thinking more like ankle monitor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1824 Who knew the sharing economy would go this far? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1825 Looks like we're all working on the same case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1826 So you're SURE this is Eco-friendly? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1827 Why does he always get the first handle... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1828 Just try to blend in. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1829 OK, the first thing you need to know is that Ted was a leftie. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1830 What, you never heard of bringing up the middle? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1831 The court is expecting briefs. Wait 'til they see our long-johns. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1832 I still have my doubts about this amicus briefcase. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1833 They are cutting over head starting with brief cases. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1834 I'm tired of taking the freight elevator 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1835 I think it should end with car-pooling. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1836 You have the left's perspective on some big issues. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1837 Always prepare for conference calls. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1838 I'm a little worried that the firm is in financial trouble since they can't afford to buy us individual briefcases. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1839 No one ever gets fired here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1840 The Smith sextuplets had to take the stairs 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1841 The knocking is going to give us away. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1842 This meeting should put an end to the "Where's Hoffa?" question. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1843 Boss said marketing and sales had to work in tandem on this one, that's why. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1844 What an honor to be Bloomberg's pallbearer, right? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1845 And we're the most normal guys here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1846 Let's just slide the bill under the door. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1847 I know, right? It's a new OSHA reg when moving a tripod. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1848 I'm in line for the lead handle. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1849 This is why I prefer to print just the executive summary. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1850 ''We are not taking a bus.'' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1851 William and his partners finally squash the office rumors regarding the size of his caseload. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1852 We think that you're wrong side of this one. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1853 Perhaps, this can be a great optic to convey that our team approach didn't work. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1854 We want an element of surprise with a bit of fear 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1855 Let's keep this brief. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1856 This car pooling thing is getting out of hand. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1857 Three's better than one, right? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1858 Some people won't go anywhere without their ping pong table. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1859 I'm not sure about Dropbox getting into hardware either. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1860 It's sleek. It's NOW. And pallbearing will never be the same. It's who I AM. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1861 They used to call this a brief-case. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1862 Shh, there's illegal-sized paper inside. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1863 Corporate downsizing has really made us closer. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1864 At least we didn't share a bed. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1865 It's the final step before wall-less cubicles. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1866 I heard they’re adding 2 more guys to the Fail Safe Team. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1867 No, I don't think this team-building stuff has gone a little too far. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1868 No one needs to know the President is travelling to Lanikai Beach again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1869 The IT people asked for a new platform and this should do the trick. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1870 This is a lot of work just to sneek a protester into the Trump rally. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1871 It's the only real way to move a billion dollars. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1872 Siamese businessmen, joined by the esprit de corpse. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1873 I know we saved on the airport luggage fee but don't you think it's time we each got our own travel bag? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1874 I think they have taken the teamwork concept too far. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1875 Simpson, did you lose the president again? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1876 The team building article said that activities don't have to be wild and crazy, just fun. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1877 Don't you find it strange that we're all wearing the same suit? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1878 I heard they fired Ron for not carrying his weight. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1879 It's only problematic when checking in at airport security. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1880 If Doublemint sold, Quadrillionmint will conquer. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1881 Why don't they make coffins like this? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1882 I hear it contains an alternate ending to "the sopranos" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1883 What did you expect? It is a limousine company, after all. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1884 Hey Bob... Why don't they have pupils? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1885 This time we whack the Big Guy. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1886 I was her right-hand man until she became a a one-woman band. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1887 You should have seen the size of the Beta version. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1888 She could have given one of us her number. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1889 Office sharing taken to the next level. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1890 The "shareconomy's" next big star: BRIEFER 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1891 And how, exactly, do you plan to shake hands with the client from that side? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1892 This is the longest file we've ever collected for a case. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1893 Poor Stanley. He never saw that steamroller coming. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1894 It's for our crowd sourcing presentation. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1895 Let go now , before they take your tan . 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1896 The new boss really highlights interconnectivity as essential in the workplace. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1897 Your desk or mine? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1898 I still say 3 brief cases would have been better than 1 lengthy case. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1899 Remember, we just deliver the check. Don't recommend a bank that can cash it. I try to avoid eye contact. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1900 This triplet thing is getting to me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1901 Quit your gripin'--plenty of musicians would jump at the chance to be second trombone and third handle. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1902 The mortician said I was crazy, but the carpool lane changes everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1903 So this is the guy from the February 22 cartoon. Wonder what happens to us after this week. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1904 When they said we'd be instituting job-sharing, I never thought it would go this far. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1905 You're lucky, last month was Group Hug Fridays. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1906 'Who's turn to take it home tonight?' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1907 It's the way he would have wanted it ... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1908 It's his golf clubs. He backed over them with his car. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1909 Everyone is going to think this ramrod is a briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1910 We share a hoagie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1911 Remind me: Are we three ad guys with storyboards, or three hit men with machine guns? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1912 Cleopatra should help us with this briefcase like she did when we fought Pompey. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1913 So apparently we all "work well with others"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1914 I hope they're not expecting a short brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1915 I told you to play the flute. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1916 This is my first triple-murder-case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1917 We're just taking the "three men in a room" concept to its logical conclusion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1918 I think this teamwork thing has run its course 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1919 If you don't stop pouting Mike, we'll replace you with Maude. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1920 Good news, I hear Ben Carson is taking surgery appointments again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1921 The last remains of traceability in default swaps. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1922 If the sharks don't like our idea, we can super-size it for the Mafia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1923 They salesman said there is no such thing as a 'briefer' case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1924 Look out Johnson & Johnson, here comes Gary, Gary & Gary. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1925 The court won't allow separate briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1926 He refuses to take sick days. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1927 These days you never know who your delivering a Hero to. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1928 There's collaboration, and then there's codependence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1929 Its a campaign contribution. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1930 Next time I'll get one with two handles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1931 This is a very big case 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1932 I'm glad we didn't choose the four-handle briefcase. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1933 We went paperless. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1934 A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH IS MY BEST LUNCH! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1935 I don't trust you guys, either. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1936 If we can sell square bowling balls, we can sell anything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1937 Remember: BE the trifecta. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1938 No I don't have Al Sharpton's number. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1939 Triple indemnity riders. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1940 I predict a huge increase in productivity after we unveil this rocket launcher. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1941 From now on, I'm going to handle this case my way. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1942 Does holding this section of our bag make me look gay? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1943 Don't you think these days equal partnership is taken to seriously? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1944 Does this equate to larger paychecks? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1945 Well, it is unequal; my handle is really a breakaway 45. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1946 A tandem bike? Please. I have *some* self-respect. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1947 Keep acting inconspicuously and they'll never notice it is missing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1948 On the plus side, more rules, more decrees. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1949 The boss has really been going overboard with his Costco Business Membership. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1950 Aw. Freeze drying, an elevator, half as many pall bearers, this new technology is making the funeral business so much better 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1951 We're decoys; the real stuff is going out the back door. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1952 Welcome to the major case team 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1953 Did you remember to bring the ammo? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1954 He looked fine yesterday....... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1955 Thank goodness for concealed carry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1956 Remember, the trick is to act invisible. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1957 High-rise mortuaries are the future, but the sales calls can be embarrassing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1958 Act like you belong ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1959 Remember, act like we just met. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1960 A new bromance has formed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1961 Real men use Big Boy attaché cases. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1962 I'm all for sharing the litigation workload, but this....... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1963 I told the judge it would be a long case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1964 Do you realize this is the first time that the captain put us all on the same case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1965 Remember…tight on the left turns …and take it wide on the rights. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1966 Again, when I told Mr. Simpkins we would take the case, I had no idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1967 I thought it was rude how you called me a "stonehenge looking motherf*cker" in front of that lady. Actually, it was rude in general. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1968 I hope three on an attache isn't bad luck. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1969 Where does it say that southpaws should do any heavy lifting? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1970 These long form briefs are killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1971 It's a solid value. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1972 They said it was a three man job 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1973 He's my mentor, just like you're my mentee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1974 Three Surfboards in one carry-on. Good idea Mingo. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1975 Slytherin, of course. Hufflepuff, I presume? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1976 Do you mind? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1977 I thought he was a no good snake. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1978 The embalming rotation is breeze. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1979 We don't need an *actual* ladder to get promoted. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1980 Looks like another failed urinal presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1981 So you promise me this can stop Trump? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1982 Someday I'll die, and you'll get to hold the middle handle. Maybe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1983 Correct me in front of a client again and you're fired. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1984 Don't you just love team-building activities? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1985 Did you forget to bring our umbrella again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1986 As go the briefs, so go the cases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1987 I'm wondering how brief this case is gonna be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1988 Remind me again how this ping pong table is part of our strategy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1989 Is it me or do you feel like a pallbearer for this presentation? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1990 This new iPhone case is a real lifesaver, eh? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1991 Now are you convinced Trump is a liar? 'Small hands, big package.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1992 You have to admit, this is a clever way to get government agencies to work together. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1993 I'm pretty sure Men in Black III doesn't have three agents. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1994 At the interview, remind them that we also carpool 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1995 ...appears we're on the same career track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1996 This team building is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1997 When I said we needed a better handle on this case, Morty, I didn't mean this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1998 First the rent-a-car, now the briefcase....I'll tell you this much: we are checking into three separate hotels! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1999 White Collar Crime Chain Gang 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2000 So that's it? The boss took early retirement? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2001 I understand getting rid of offices for cubicles, I even understand a common rest room, but making us share the briefcase seems almost anti-Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2002 Remember, Don, we're a team. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2003 Remember, if TSA asks, we packed this ourselves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2004 Don't you think about time for Flat Stanley to walk on his own two feet? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2005 Sharing a desk is OK, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2006 Today we're using left hands,remember? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2007 So, this is the new "football"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2008 We'll need a fourth partition once Jimmy signs the new lease. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2009 Looks like our ex-wife is on our again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2010 oye vey seymour, whose bright idea to schlep this trunk? next delivery, we hire a broad minded musical schlemiel to haul this contraband. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2011 I think we've taken the carpool too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2012 But I really have to go! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2013 why are you being so distant? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2014 I'm beginning to have doubts about our budget file sharing system. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2015 I'm sure she would have loved you if we had the right briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2016 It's important you get on the RIGHT side of the sharing economy 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2017 Who gets to carry Jimmy Hoffa around next year? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2018 Did you remember the key? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2019 just remember, its a base trombone 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2020 Listen up, we first say, 'Boss, we have a new Stradivarius', and then we open fire. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2021 Wait, you work on the second floor? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2022 Trust me, I get that look a lot. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2023 You left-leaning Liberals give me a pain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2024 I don't think security has a profile for you in this configuration. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2025 No. Calendaring the team transport agenda is the hardest part of the Bassoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2026 They're going to shred it and spread the ashes across the Pacific. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2027 Trump illegal? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2028 No, this doesn't mean we'll be sharing briefs later. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2029 You're new here aren't you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2030 This is taking job sharing too far! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2031 Remember when all you needed to carry was a violin case? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2032 It's a really big account. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2033 New union rules, all Uzis are a three man carry! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2034 Who knew triple bottom line accounting would be so popular? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2035 You think they're going to accept our massaging their numbers? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2036 You know it's not going to be a good board meeting when they make us bring our own board. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2037 I always thought 'the long arm of the law' was just a figure of speech. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2038 This deal's gonna be yuuuge! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2039 When I suggested we balance the workload, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2040 I'm sure this us not what we meant when we asked for a triple bassoon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2041 Don't offer to eliminate the middleman! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2042 I need to go to the men's room 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2043 Really...how many guys does it take to carry his "Make America Great Again" caps? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2044 Do you really think they'll like what we brought? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2045 This job sharing has gone too far! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2046 It was your idea to file the long form. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2047 My wife wasn't happy when I told her we were job sharing again this weekend. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2048 In business, we call this the three handed deal! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2049 hello 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2050 They called it a merger;but I never thought they give us one briefcase too work out of. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2051 This sharing society thing has gone too far! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2052 You farted in the elevator, didn't you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2053 If I were you I wouldn't expect any big vertical moves. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2054 I'm used to being in the middle. I was a middle child. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2055 Thanks. It's called 'a not-at-all-briefcase.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2056 The amount of clothes my wife needs for a two-day trip never ceases to amaze me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2057 It's our new approach. Outside casket salesmen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2058 Did you lock the tandem? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2059 It's all very scientific. For creativity, it's left hands, controlling the right side of the suitcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2060 Bob would have wanted it this way. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2061 Can you believe they're still called 'briefs'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2062 this working as a 'trio' really sucks 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2063 What happened to Chance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2064 I specifically told both of you not to wear the same suits for the second meeting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2065 We have long legal briefs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2066 Do you have to be different in everything 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2067 Two's company, three's a crowd...so scram. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2068 It was a brief life. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2069 I don't know why he can't the interns to shred his emails. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2070 Yeah, I do all my presentations in Cinerama. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2071 I had to use the long form. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2072 I tired of working on this "Flat Tax" proposal 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2073 No, I think it's just a case of left-handed-ism. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2074 White in front, colored behind! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2075 This is the most collaborative office I've ever worked in. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2076 I'm loving this new Long Vuitton briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2077 I'm beginning to hope it's a gun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2078 I've heard of taking your work home with you, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2079 We've got this Davis, we really only need two pallbearers for the thin man. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2080 This guy thinks he's going to get away with one tip? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2081 My name isn't Malcolm 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2082 She said we're over-compensating for the size of our hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2083 Ever thought of getting your own briefcase?. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2084 Clearly, Anderson, you don't have the right stuff. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2085 I thought a "happy ending" would really boost company morale. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2086 I know this firm is known for extra-long briefs ... but this is ridiculous! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2087 Ted, we're a team. Get on this side. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2088 Either focus, Hal, or agree to a coxswain! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2089 I'm feeling it too. This is the new power brief case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2090 Your place or mine? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2091 She's onto us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2092 Hey, I'm thrilled the company is doing so well. But upsizing has its limits. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2093 We need to present a unified front. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2094 Don't you think we're taking this whole carpool business just a bit to far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2095 Hard to believe that I first resisted this idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2096 When I made the reservation, the guy on phone said, "Yes. We have a room for three ... 45 dollars a night. I didn't realize it was $345 a night."" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2097 We're from a really big law firm! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2098 Thanks for helping us this far, we can get it from here. It's just some of those little yellow statuette things, nothing special. Have fun watching the show. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2099 Next time we pay for the real Outward Bound team building adventure! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2100 You ask him. I'm tired of being the middleman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2101 It may not be the briefest, but at least it gets the job done. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2102 Now remember, if anyone asks, our firm has been handling class action lawsuits for years. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2103 'It started right after someone told the boss's son about multitasking.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2104 I'll switch with you if you can guess what's in this thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2105 I prefer to think of it as a longcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2106 Downsizing? It isn't a matter of time here, it's a matter of how. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2107 It's the opposite of brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2108 You stick out like a sore thumb. Next time you walk behind me and we all walk in unison. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2109 Why do they keep calling us the "Trump Triplets?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2110 I thought this was what he meant by a 3D presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2111 Since we are all dress alike, we are sure to land this new gig! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2112 Sometimes teamwork takes up space. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2113 If you were a team player you'd have my back right now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2114 OK - Heads I win - Tails you Lose. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2115 Just use "joint" in the presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2116 Jobsharing 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2117 Call me a skeptic, but I'm still not sold on this whole sharing economy thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2118 Linda over there keeps complaining about how she makes 25% less than us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2119 We forgot the lunch box again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2120 It's the yardstick to end all yardsticks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2121 Steve, if you aren't going to carry your weight then you need to just let go and let us do our job. Steve, I'm your drinking buddy. Let's do this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2122 Wow, the briefcase-pool express elevator totally cuts our commute time! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2123 This collaborative overload isn't going to carry itself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2124 Well, at least he's a burden we longer have to shoulder. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2125 Blah blah blah 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2126 He's taking Tiny Hands to the next level. This is his new Speedo. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2127 Next time just pretend you sneezed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2128 Carpooling I get, but...? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2129 why the long file? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2130 It's our latest smartphone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2131 Don't be obvious about looking, but the woman behind us is the daughter of Elsa Maxwell. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2132 He ain't heavy. He's my brother. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2133 Bathroom,anyone? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2134 Good thing we got off the elevator together. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2135 This company is compatible with our vision. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2136 The modern mafia no loner uses Tommy guns and violin cases. We've found shoulder launched missiles to be much more persuasive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2137 Stop it! No will notice three dudes in suits with a three handle suitcase! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2138 Hey,its my bag bub,if you want a bag go get your own. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2139 I hate it when these briefs are lengthy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2140 I thought we discussed this already. Our next sick day is November 13, 2019. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2141 I thought they called them briefs for a reason. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2142 Sorry, but Tailgate Yoga class is Saturday afternoon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2143 Well, he did ask for a rock guitar. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2144 I don't like this cheap airfare practice of having to deliver the luggage of others. Especially with the random assignment of passengers to help with the delivery. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2145 Because his will specified the mail delivery tube, but he wouldn't fit 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2146 This arrived right after the executive team building workshop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2147 I think this is your handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2148 We need to take our case to a higher court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2149 How are you liking the shared workspace? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2150 Suitcase: A Journey. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2151 Snackular Degeration Diet subject line...No looking.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2152 Next time George, you play the piccolo. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2153 You know, I think ping-pong is starting to make a difference at the firm. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2154 Luau box. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2155 For the last time; BIG ideas need require a BIG briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2156 You've heard of carry all bags? This is an all-carry suitcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2157 This is the casket for the guy in last weeks cartoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2158 Don't drop it. This is the biggest case the Firm has had in years. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2159 I'll do the talking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2160 Do you think we'll get desks near each other? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2161 We've been separated! Why do we still use this conjoined triplets briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2162 Do you think this guy actually needs this for an overnight subway trip? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2163 A long briefcase is an oxymoron. Yeah, yeah, heard it a million times. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2164 This was supposed to be a job for one-handed couriers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2165 His gloves aren't small. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2166 Why do you always get the lighter end? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2167 This legal case is a real burden on us, isn't it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2168 Why am I always middle suit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2169 It is a pleasure and a honor to be a pall bearer of the terrorist rifle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2170 I'm not looking forward to the bathroom breaks at this meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2171 Being a lobbyist for the funeral home industry isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2172 This bonding program has gone too far; 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2173 I thought breaking into smaller work groups would be less cumbersome. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2174 It's a crucial part of our Secret Service training, Jones. If you're to be trusted to carry the 'football,' you must first learn to carry the football field. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2175 I understand you name is Trey. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2176 Perhaps it would be better for the team if we each had our own briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2177 It's been a very long case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2178 When they said we had a big case to handle, I didn't it was an eight string sitar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2179 Do I have to attend all three meetings? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2180 I hear that this holds the origins of the universe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2181 You'vd been snooping in my files. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2182 We bill by the handle. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2183 This falls under my 2nd amendment rights. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2184 Tragedy about the steamroller but Joe sure made it easy to be his pallbearer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2185 The new OSHA rule requires a minimum of three executives when carrying a briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2186 The boss is really serious about his pool sticks! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2187 I see this as the first step in my career path to become a professional pall bearer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2188 This isn't what I had in mind when you said it was a long document. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2189 Actually, getting to carry "The Big Briefcase" is considered quite an honor! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2190 Like we could ever forget you were winning coxswain at the Head of the Charles? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2191 There!s no easy way to carry your light saber. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2192 I've been working on the long range forecasts. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2193 Car pooling was bad enough but this is emasculating. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2194 Personally I don't see any redundancies here do you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2195 Do you remember the 24-digit combination? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2196 I knew we'd find a way to carry this case forward. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2197 It's a harp. This elevator stops at the heaven level. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2198 Having their long briefcase idea rejected again, the three salesman had no idea what to do next, until fate intertwined in an unusual and silly sequence of events with the elevator that led them into Hollywood slapstick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2199 This is just her carry-on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2200 You know Ted, three on a briefcase is bad luck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2201 Usually a man has his own briefcase but, they have one big brief are for the three guys 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2202 I never thought being a pallbearer would help me work my way up to middle management. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2203 I hope the trombone concerto sealed the deal 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2204 We didn't fold it, I can't say if it is bent or mutilated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2205 Have you seen our printer yet? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2206 This will be my first threesome HOV elevator experience, can we go more than two floors? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2207 You'll be my pallbearers when I'm terminated. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2208 If we stare at each other, maybe no one will notice. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2209 I'm afraid the firm's experiment with six-foot legal pads is not turning out the way we'd hoped. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2210 I never thought I'd be auditioning to be a pallbearer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2211 Remember "Carlito's Way"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2212 My idea is better than yours. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2213 Three's Company 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2214 So remember on the count of three.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2215 Bullet proof pant suits, that's all I can say. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2216 It sucks we have to share. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2217 This job sharing is going too far! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2218 When I become President of this company, we'll have a display table that rolls on wheels. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2219 Can you remind me if this is a billiard or snooker tournament? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2220 If his body was any bigger it wouldn't have fit in here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2221 Why'd she have to unload all her baggage on us?" "I know. I never even met the girl. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2222 It's a not-so-brief case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2223 We should trade this in for one with wheels - wha'da think? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2224 Les Paul bearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2225 Did it ever occur to you that a "long brief" is an oxymoron? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2226 They call it a profusecase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2227 Psst...I'll split whatever is in the briefcase. I heard it's Donald Trumps secret cash fund. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2228 I hope they didn't put onions on this super-size pizza. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2229 It's horizontally integrated manufacturing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2230 Just be glad you only work on the *third* floor! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2231 I hope the bassoon wasn't a mistake. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2232 ''I hope they're as impressed with our presentation as they're sure to be blown-away by our exclusive 3-grip presentation case...'' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2233 I'm a big idea man. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2234 It's a new feature of our work share program. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2235 Now all we need is a 3 seat tandem bike! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2236 The consultants said it would promote teamwork! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2237 One day, perhaps in a year or two, you may walk on this side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2238 I guarantee there's no problem. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2239 Do you really believe this briefcase is full of 60 inch hoagies for the board meeting? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2240 Allahu akbar, brother. See you in paradise, insha'allah. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2241 I wonder how she guessed that we all work together? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2242 I heard he's going to kill the whole department 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2243 Three on three equals three. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2244 The era of Big Data. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2245 Now do you grasp what the PM meant by 'three ministers with portfolio'? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2246 'Okay, three-briefing we go! if you're sure they didn't say 'de-briefing...'" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2247 Starting tomorrow, we go back to normal-sized files. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2248 Elevators good. Revolving doors bad. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2249 Next time we each carry our own lunchbox. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2250 We said three-briefing, Myles, not de-briefing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2251 What happens in the office stays in the office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2252 I don't know what's inside, anymore than you do.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2253 I'm telling you, folding clothes is a thing of the past. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2254 These tandem briefcases sure make being an accountant fun! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2255 No matter how many samples they take, it still comes back with more Prozac than Cymbalta. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2256 Remember, I'm in charge. You two are not along for the ride. Just the carry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2257 "That's quite enough of '??Three bags full'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2258 Slim wanted to be buried from the office. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2259 you guys can hold the neck and belly but let me do the fingering. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2260 It's a man's job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2261 I've decided to take up the flute. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2262 I realize now that it's 'atta-che' and not 'atta-tre', but you kept referring to us as the 'triplomats'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2263 This case is anything but brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2264 Never thought I'd be a Les Paul bearer at this age. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2265 You wouldn't know the challenges of middle management. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2266 This meeting calls for the verbosecase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2267 It's the best pool cue in the house. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2268 It is a rule, you smelt it you dealt it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2269 Think of it as disruptive innovation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2270 "Remember when we thought hot-desking was tough". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2271 One day robots will make this briefcase with only one handle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2272 It's the original manuscript of Long Day's Journey Into Night 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2273 This is what we get for encouraging the boss to attend that "Sharing the Load" seminar. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2274 I told ("told" underlined or bold) you it was a long shot! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2275 Working in long-form journalism has its disadvantages. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2276 My lunch is off limits. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2277 Remember now, no comments about his hands being white. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2278 Don't touch my bag, please. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2279 I'm going to room 218. You? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2280 Don't feel funny-a lot of us share the same briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2281 Thanks for the help, fellas. My wife is going to love these really long earrings. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2282 Would you please get on the other side. You're attracting attention and embarrassing us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2283 Being a roadie isn't the the thrill it used to be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2284 For me, the jury is still out on the new three per cubicle policy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2285 i'm really tired of holding up your end 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2286 Next time, let's set the paper size to "Letter". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2287 It's a new type of briefcase that guaranties we work together! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2288 Donald's toupees have never been better protected. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2289 This shouldn't take very long. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2290 I just thought that "pulling your weight" was more of a metaphor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2291 Shh! We only got the leg part, the rest of the pieces are still inside the room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2292 It's bad enough we have to share an office, but do we have to share everything? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2293 I just told them flat out 'no!' to sharing a secretary. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2294 Ok, so you're black, and you're right handed. Is there something else I should know about you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2295 I didn't realize I needed this much "hand-holding"! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2296 Sorry, Fella, but you guys seem way too one-dimensional to pull off this job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2297 It's just great to feel a part of something. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2298 Keep your eyes on the prize. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2299 Can't be too rich either 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2300 Flat screen TV, guaranteed cure for the Monday Blues. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2301 Don't forget the cannolis 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2302 Sadly that presentation died, but it will live on in all of us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2303 Think of us as The Three Litigateers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2304 It's a long shot deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2305 He definitely mentioned an elephant in the room? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2306 This is no picnic... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2307 Trust me, middle management is nothing to aspire to. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2308 New office stationery policy....we write on scrolls. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2309 Stop looking as if we are pallbearers and lets get this pitch underway. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2310 It's rumored to be the longest tapeworm ever removed from a human being. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2311 A connected world is a better world. Right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2312 We're here to massage the big Boss' ego 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2313 We're kinda playing fast and loose with the word "brief." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2314 I'm booked full this afternoon. Hope it's a short eulogy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2315 If they catch us climbing the corporate ladder from the top floor we'll be blackballed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2316 Next time can we take the Hearse? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2317 I love your hair 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2318 What did Ben Franklin say about three keeping a secret? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2319 Now remember…when we get on-stage I’ll count to three, we let him out and all yell, 'Happy Birthday, Boss'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2320 A word of advice Evans, you don't want to do anything here that makes you stand out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2321 Will you remind me again what we're telling people is inside of this thing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2322 I'm the one who does all the heavy lifting!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2323 it was easier to handle during previous administrations, but now it's YUGE. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2324 I get the whole three-in-a-box leadership model, but this is too much. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2325 You do realize that this is probably the longest legal brief of all times "You must realize that we may be carrying the longest legal brief of all times! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2326 Because I'm a middle child. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2327 This is the longest brief I've ever filed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2328 No way; just a flatter viola! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2329 If we put this down she'll ask us to rearrange her office again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2330 Remember when suits came with two pairs of pants? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2331 Before you can carry the nuclear football, you have to master the atomic pool cue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2332 Lucky I didn't press twelve. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2333 "As always, we're the 3 Briefkateers". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2334 Mother says, "Stay together!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2335 I bet the guy that invented these junior executive condo briefcases is making a fortune. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2336 Well, I guess this is better than trust falls and ropes courses for team building. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2337 Remember, 3, whatever is under the 2nd handle is mine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2338 And they said the Xylophone Pro wouldn't have commercial applications! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2339 It's my first board presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2340 I told you, elevator pitches are hard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2341 You're drawing needless attention to yourself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2342 You think the prosecution is prepared for a lengthy case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2343 Sharing is caring. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2344 "I think I'm getting too attached to this attache case". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2345 They're going to downsize. The middleman always gets it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2346 Don't worry..It's not like the time we brought the inflatable T-Rex to the meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2347 Of course I'm needed. It's my case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2348 Hey... Group project means "Group Project"! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2349 I guess obesity took its toll on the poor dachshund. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2350 Find whoever filed the Kerouac suit, then fire the bastard. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2351 Worst case scenario we won't all be late. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2352 Do YOU want to tell the boss what happened to his pet boa constrictor? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2353 Tech industry...pffft! The luggage industry is what makes this country great... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2354 He insisted on a wide screen presentation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2355 The boss is heavier than he looks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2356 I mean, I know they want us to be more collaborative, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2357 Sorry, but I'm just not that into the whole squad goals thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2358 You lefties always screw things up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2359 Hey - there's no 'I' in team. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2360 He has small hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2361 Look, time was we used to bring violin cases to business with Trump. Is it any wonder, given the election, we bring a slide trombone case now? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2362 Today we're demonstrating the latest model RKC - Road Kill Carrier. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2363 Can we call it the not-so-briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2364 "How many business majors does it take to screw in a light bulb"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2365 I got the Trump Special: extra-long roll, salami, provolone, lettuce, tomato and extra mayo. What do you got? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2366 Setting up across from that collapsed building should net us beaucoup lawsuits. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2367 It fits the bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2368 Now that we've started job sharing, how about we share those sandwiches too? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2369 Okay, when we get into the interview-- just remember, we're one person. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2370 You don't see our side of the case, do you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2371 Short sales are so much easier to execute. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2372 Of course Stanley would have wanted it business as usual. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2373 Is it me? Or were those guys acting kind of Neanderthal? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2374 Just think but for Trump we would never had the folding stretcher. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2375 A traditional coffin might look pretty, but this is so much lighter! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2376 If you forget the presentation, can you dance the twist? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2377 Okay, wise guy, next time YOU put the mambas into the briefcase! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2378 The size of this brief better not correlate with the length of the trial.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2379 I should have told her I have a big package. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2380 There's safety in numbers, but this is silly, we're grown men. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2381 Weekend At Bernie Sanders'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2382 We're big on teamwork here, wait til you see the bathroom 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2383 So much better than each of us carrying 3 briefcases... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2384 In this case, it's not so brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2385 Are we having another sleepover? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2386 Sure, we can leave him holding the bag. But my conscience will trouble me for a long long time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2387 It's not that I mind the middle handle, I just don't feel like I'm carrying my own weight around here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2388 If you fit, we'll sneak you out next. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2389 Welcome to Three's Company. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2390 Who needs guns when you have the case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2391 I play the world's largest harmonica at this club after work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2392 Now don't forget. It's happy anniversary, not birthday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2393 Wiener dog jokes at a Dachshund murder scene are over the top 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2394 I use this to carry giant squeeze packs of catsup and relish in case one of the IT guys brings another giant wiener for lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2395 I don't know, but I've been TOLLLDDD... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2396 Not what I had in mind when I suggested job sharing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2397 Gary likes the briefcase. When you're carpool captain, we can use the backpack. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2398 You think you can't smell now? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2399 Looks like we've really got things "handled" Todd... AMIRITE!!?!?! C'MON!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2400 I didn't know "killer presentation'' meant THAT! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2401 I'm starting to rethink this briefcase pooling idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2402 This is the second smallest wedding I've every catered. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2403 It's Trump's briefs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2404 I thought we'd never lay this case to rest. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2405 I sure miss the days when we had our own BRIEFcases ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2406 When I look in the mirror...I see a reflection of someone else's face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2407 Like I said, George, the firm's management committee is looking for new ways to promote collegiality and teamwork. Now, could you swing out to the left. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2408 Plausible deniability isn't as big a deal as it used to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2409 The chairman's whole "stretch-limo" thing began when his ex said he had small hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2410 Oh for god's sake, it's not like this is a bus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2411 I always deliver my tax return in person. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2412 Red dot special 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2413 Alright! Tomorrow you can be up front! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2414 Let's hope third time's the charm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2415 Stan, this is the last time I will carry your stupid longjohns. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2416 Last week it was pall bearer, next week 10 foot subs for a retirement party. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2417 I draw the line at sharing my briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2418 I think we should propose a merger of equals 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2419 Even though the boss says, believe him, there's no problem, we've been asked to present photos. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2420 We should go for 'open carry.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2421 It's the corporate ladder. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2422 Let's keep this case civil, Ricardo. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2423 This is how we smuggle putters into our office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2424 Democrat? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2425 Psst! On 'three' we drop it, OK? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2426 This team thing has go too far ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2427 Does a promotion mean i ... keep this? Or get rid of it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2428 We need to show them we're on the same page. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2429 I read they do this at Google 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2430 Gosh, Mark Cuban is an a$$hole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2431 We'd be more balanced, if I was an Asian woman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2432 Well, you have to admit Smith's working himself to the bone to get the vice-presidency Roberts wound up giving his son for finishing nursery school is it's no sweat being his pallbearer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2433 The frankincense makes we three required. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2434 What does she even do here? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2435 These three guys need to hold one suitcase because of their ridiculously small hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2436 I'm starting to think the sharing economy has gone too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2437 The 'Yoga for Beginners' class meets down the hall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2438 This is our last bathroom break before lunch! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2439 I'm tired of chasing "Flat Stanley" around the world. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2440 If at first you don't succeed, Tri, Tri, Tri again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2441 Did you ever imagine being a pallbearer for an anorexic friend? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2442 The ad said 3 assistants needed for company's attaché 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2443 I hate team projects. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2444 Undertakers: Beware the Ides of March !! Underpaid doctors can "undertake" new moonlighting jobs ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2445 You call it a football? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2446 It's attache-d case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2447 This "Three's Company" reboot has really jumped the shark. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2448 Our new job description is "white collar Sherpa". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2449 How well did you know this brief? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2450 Do you know how many middle-aged men would kill for this job? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2451 Your first day and you're already sharing a big case with the partners. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2452 We should have brought the briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2453 People think it's easy transporting Trump's hair care products. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2454 we worked at my house last week, ever since we started working from home it seems like its always my week. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2455 I don't think this is really what a "three way" is. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2456 This new "power team" approach is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2457 The secret is whether this year's company Easter Bunny is dark or milk chocolate 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2458 This wasn't my idea of a triumvirate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2459 Don't tell anyone it's a folding table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2460 I told you we should have gone with plan B. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2461 This will be brief. We've never lost a case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2462 It's nice that they print the nuclear launch codes in large print for President Sanders, but it does make things more difficult for us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2463 I'm feeling it's little more heavy than awkward. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2464 'Things get dicey in the bathroom.' 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
2465 I'm having difficulty getting used to the extent of our merger. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2466 Don't worry it's not going to move t 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2467 If these smart phones get any bigger, I swear I'm giving 'em up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2468 I'm sorry, but our ad specified that we are looking for a highbrow right hand man. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2469 At least the boss can't fire us now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2470 Are you sure the invitation said to bring your own table? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2471 Welcome to the sales team. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2472 Chauncey, let's not have any of that 'thinking outside the box' crap during today's presentation shall we. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2473 If you stop looking at me like that, maybe she won’t realize it’s a corpse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2474 I hope the concerto for three left hands and a right hand goes well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2475 I think you've moved too far to the left. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2476 wait till you see what they did to the bathrooms. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2477 I still think we would have less conspicuous carrying pistols in shoulder holsters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2478 Do we make our presentation using Trump's logic or Hillary's principles? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2479 This isn't working for me; I want to go back to having my own briefcase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2480 By the way, we'll all have to leave at 3:15 today....I've got root canal work scheduled. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2481 We better have one hell of a Shotgun Clause. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2482 Yes, POTUS' list of potential Supreme Court nominees is getting quite long. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2483 Now we'll just have to wait for the dust to settle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2484 I am pulling my weight 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2485 All the Millennials carry group briefcases nowadays. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2486 So, what's the plan for when those burritos start screamin' at me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2487 What did she mean that was a weird massage? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2488 Don't you think there is a better way to carry ladder? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2489 What's your problem? The boss said he wanted a big alligator case, so we got one, capeesh? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2490 Miley's here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2491 These streamlined coffins are so easy to carry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2492 Sure it's cost effective, but brief case sharing is extreme. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2493 The briefcase is obsolete... that's our sales pitch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2494 I never realized you were left handed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2495 Good thing we're roommates... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2496 Don't hate to be bearer of bad news? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2497 I used to have you job but now I'm the middleman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2498 Distributive justice necessitates a distributed briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2499 I always wondered why they're usually kept so brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2500 Light as a feather, it's great to be the middleman! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2501 Snitch 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2502 Any idea for a caption? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2503 Well ... we do the job of one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2504 I'm trying to disguise my viola as an AK-47. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2505 I've got the blueprints in the case. I think they'll be impressed! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2506 Dave, I thought that we all agreed to carry the briefcase with our left hand? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2507 It's going to the dead letter file. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2508 Trust me - three man pool is the greatest game ever invented. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2509 I anticipate a real long session today. So I left my brief case at home. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2510 This is what he wanted. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2511 I had no idea I would be pallbearer to so many cases until after Justice Scalia passed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2512 Shouldn't we stagger which side we're each on? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2513 Here comes a right turn, two steps for every one I take. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2514 I bet they didn't think a white guy could play the koto. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2515 There's nothing wrong with the size of his gloves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2516 I suppose you also want to cut out the middle man. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2517 Someone should have told me about the Boss's Inner Punster before I insisted that we all be put on the same case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2518 It is no an indication of physical weakness; we believe in 'shared responsibility'..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2519 Who are you that we should go to this length to accommodate your trust issues? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2520 It's a good thing Fenton has a left arm. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2521 When he said we'd be sharing cases, I did not take it literally. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2522 With such small hands-- either do this or run for GOP nomination. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2523 These ten year plans are a real back breaker. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2524 Joe, my last day is Friday. I'm tired of being the middle man. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2525 ''We save on buying separate brief cases." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2526 Due to the size of the dearly departed the funeral home only needed three pall bearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2527 Are you two plotting to cut out the middleman? middlemen. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2528 We're admen, Richards. We present ideas to the client, then load them in the hearse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2529 I was so alone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2530 By the way, Moe, I paid extra for your handle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2531 Do you think we're taking this commute sharing thing a bit too far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2532 The boss certainly does a lot of weekend reading. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2533 Have you ever considered the sawed off version? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2534 Spewell, Deutch and Rowland eschews brief cases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2535 Must you always order the giant burrito? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2536 The next time they ask if I'm a team player, I'm saying "No". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2537 It was a committee decision. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2538 Dibs on the pudding cup. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2539 The swordfish brief 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2540 So, we're going with three pool cues, yeah? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2541 Keeping the GOP candidate secret until the last moment (or poll). 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2542 This is the biggest case I've ever worked on 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2543 "Our presentation? I thought his critique* was rather lengthy." *underlined 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2544 You're right, the elevator is faster. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2545 Does this briefcase make my hands look small? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2546 We had to use a road roller to fit him in the box. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2547 Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2548 For a T-Rex, it's awfully light. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2549 It's the new triple secure delivery. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2550 Thank God Ben Carson's back! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2551 Have a good night's sleep last night? I happened to notice you tossing and turning a little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2552 This draft might get through the House, but the Senate will find it too long. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2553 I hope our suitcase doesn't get us in trouble like it did last time." "I'm worried we'll get that mad secret-agent room again." "Guys, we're here. Let's open the door..." "ITS THE SECRET AGENT ROOM! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2554 Ok guys, all we have to do is make sure nobody knows that in this suitcase lies the perfect ingredient for Jeff's surprise party. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2555 You're on the wrong side again Larry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2556 Flat Stanley deserves better 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2557 Save for a few oversights, I'd say the merger was a success. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2558 On the contrary, I thought there was just the right amount of humour in our presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2559 Seems like the briefs keep getting longer and longer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2560 Many hands makes for clumsy work 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2561 Hoffa 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2562 Is bigger is better really going to work? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2563 It's time to massage the results. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2564 He's big on mergers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2565 I'm telling you. Briefcase pooling is going to be the next big thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2566 I told you we were going to look like idiots. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2567 You had to be the one to saw the girl in half, you had to be the big shot on this one. Now what are you going to tell her mother, and don't ask about super glue again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2568 Yes, Jeff, I get it -- you're a manager. But you're not a *middle* manager. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2569 I'm thinking 'Uber Attache' is a bridge too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2570 It's all about that bass. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2571 You get used to it after you've been job sharing a while. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2572 Your display of white short is pretty ostentatious. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2573 I guess I'm not quite sold on this Briefcase-B-N-B idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2574 All your presentations fall flat, Higgins. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2575 I resent your disintermediation suggestions. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2576 We are coming today to bury Flat Stanley. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2577 Another proposal that will be dead on arrival. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2578 Mac OS X Python. Too literal? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2579 I take it you clicked the service agreement without reading it, too? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2580 I don't even work on this floor. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2581 There really is an Uber for everything now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2582 Anarchist 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2583 I reckon octets have to take the stairs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2584 They will agree to settle before we even open it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2585 Now remember, the last guy left with his hand on the briefcase gets the corner office, but he has to share the private bathroom with the other two guys. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2586 Isn't it funny how heavy this is? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2587 How do I say this? This thing is just a cover. I left the memory chip in the airport washroom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2588 Your wife seems happy we're bringing work home. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2589 You were right, this is the easiest way to remove an interloper from a Trump rally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2590 No, this isn't the mile high club, and I have no desire to fly on your magic carpet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2591 The boss wants this to go smoothly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2592 Well, it's time to retire this suitcase until next year's Academy Awards. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2593 You would think the body of the banana republican party will be heavier than this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2594 Common planning time is a pain in the butt. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2595 You know our side will always carry more weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2596 Now do you believe in economies of scale? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2597 Make sure Mr. Trumps wigs are cleaned and combed before he makes his speech. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2598 Ready for another long meeting? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2599 You don't really have to do this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2600 Ya, Iam sorry it's so heavy, but it's going to be a Big Wall; there is a ton of paperwork. A Big Beautiful Wall. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2601 So my daughter tells me we should be worried about this thing called "the cloud". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2602 'Team building's OK, but this is ridiculous.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2603 Our 'unified team approach' sucks in elevators. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2604 Ted just always has to be first handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2605 According to HR, I only have to carry the middle handle on Tuesdays. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2606 Berra, maybe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2607 I picked the right side, Johnson. You're getting left behind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2608 Don't you hate spread sheets. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2609 Try not to be too obvious. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2610 They said it would take about three attorney's to handle this case... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2611 Yes, it is a big large for a briefcase, but it's where Trump keeps his other set of hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2612 McMullen and I can handle this ourselves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2613 Do you even lift? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2614 Escalators and stairs are a bit more challenging. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2615 n "No one suspects that it's an ironing board. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2616 These are the contracts for our NBA clients. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2617 This brings 'working in tandem' to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2618 We can take it from here. Your role was purely utilitarian. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2619 No, no, no! That's MY exit strategy! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2620 Uber's gone too far this time 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2621 No, that's not the reason your in the back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2622 I always wondered what was meant by the "sharing economy". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2623 We’re putting the band back together. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2624 you and your bargain attaches... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2625 How long 'till you think ol' Bartleby's gonna start to smell? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2626 It's the big short, so shuddup! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2627 "That 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2628 Looks like we bought the same exact suitcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2629 I know you called 'shotgun' first. Just not in the elevator! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2630 Lawyers live matter 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2631 He always wanted to go quietly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2632 Republicans scoffed at the Full Employment Act. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2633 I know they weren't specific, but I think they meant bring your live kid to work day 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2634 These group projects are getting way out of hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2635 I can't believe THIS is what they came up with for the 21st century casket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2636 You mock our corporate teambuilding exercise by walking on the wrong side. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2637 Where do you want to set up? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2638 I can't shake the feeling that if we downsize, I'll be the first to go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2639 I usually open carry but I can't find my keys. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2640 Don't be the tail wagging the dog! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2641 A merger of equals? Not when the deal papers are delivered by a hearse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2642 "So which shift do you want?'' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2643 That's what she said! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2644 Two's a company, but three's a crowdsource. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2645 There's no 'I' in 'team'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2646 I don't know about you but I have a really good feeling about that interview Jeff. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2647 'This BRIEFfcase is an oxymoron?' Gee, never heard that one before. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2648 I've gotta pee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2649 And I thought the merger was a bit of a stretch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2650 Golf clubs, maybe? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2651 We are THREE... mild and crazy guys! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2652 With three guys on this case, we've definitely got them beat. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2653 It's the "not so brief" case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2654 The Sharing Economists 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2655 No, my part is way heavier than yours. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2656 You're the new adjunct attaché? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2657 Looks like we all have a good handle on the case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2658 I admire your positive thinking Alex, but "NO NO NO" does not mean "maybe." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2659 Trust me 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2660 Who suggested we have a giant hoagie for lunch? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2661 And if something should happen to him... Bam! We both move up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2662 I understand the firm needs to cut costs, but we still deserve individual briefcases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2663 Remember back in the 80s when they told us that computers would result in a paperless society? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2664 RyanAir. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2665 Do YOU feel more autonomous carrying out these team-building exercises? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2666 "Wanna see 'no hands' again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2667 Remember, bring out the Bazooka right after I say ' Are you ready to pay for the wall yet Mexico?' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2668 And why would three people be needed to carry a trombone? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2669 It's a lengthy brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2670 I agreed to the carpool and the time-share vacation condo, but this is totally ridiculous! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2671 Because we're a team. That's why! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2672 Are you sure Hank done it this way? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2673 You know- maybe people wouldn't stare at us as much if we didn't dress like the bad guys in The Matrix.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2674 So much for the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2675 Of course we’ll have to change the name to Dewey, Cheatem, Howe & Rappaport. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2676 You asked me to buy you that lottery ticket, but what about him? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2677 Isn't she our neighbor. I wonder what she's up to ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2678 Just remember, small hands big briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2679 I hate being conjoined at the toe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2680 Talk about luck...three xylophone players in one office. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2681 You know that teaming software they got us? This is the computer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2682 The client insists on a gold-plated defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2683 Three-piece suits are "out," but the triple briefcase will always be "in." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2684 I know it's ridiculous, but the new boss loves teamwork 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2685 Extendocase, when an ordinary briefcase just won't do! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2686 Wait until the jury gets a look at these Mormon briefs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2687 ...and when you feel ready to also be a little more flexible in your attitude, you're welcome to come back and join our group again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2688 I value self-reliance above all else... in my employees. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2689 We are all into this now! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2690 They ain't gonna miss him for a couple of hours so as long as we don't do something stupid to bring attention to ourselves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2691 I am not responsible for your being third in line..your responsibilty problem is responsible. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2692 I'll brief you later on the case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2693 When I joined the Secret Service the last detail I expected to receive was carrying Donald Trump's hair around. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2694 I heard the next move is to make us share a single Netflix queue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2695 Why can't you be a team player and carry on your left? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2696 We've got to maintain the image that we're all in this together. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2697 I really thought our idea was a home run this time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2698 If we assemble Dr. Carson early we can surely fix that anti-Trump glitch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2699 I'm tired of being on the heavy metals demo team. Plus, I think it's making our eyes bug out of our heads. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2700 Remember: All for one and one for all. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2701 No, you can't be in front. It's a Trump rally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2702 This man bag will get us tons of chicks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2703 Have you noticed Bernie has two more left sleeve buttons than me and one more than you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2704 I mean, you can't blame her for staring. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2705 This is heavy like Kim's nude selfie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2706 What's that saying again? Three connected briefcases are better than one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2707 Just say we're concealing a weapon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2708 I can't wait to meet our wife. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2709 Do you think she could smell what's in the briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2710 You take the kill shot, we'll handle the collateral damage. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2711 This is what comes from exaggerating. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2712 What's a computer? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2713 You know what they say about men with long briefcases----They have long dic-tations. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2714 You should see the case we use to carry the boss' ego. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2715 You can try to fit this thing by your feet at the meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2716 The prosecutor is anything but brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2717 Another day at United Pallbearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2718 Well I heard that Fred here is retiring, and you're gonna get the middle handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2719 We should stick with the original pitch for our shared economy business idea. "Suitcasely" - for men in suites who work in the same office and are in the same meetings all day long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2720 I guess I should have told you that the client really prefers left-handed accountants. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2721 I think management is taking this team work thing a little too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2722 Don't listen to her, we're a trio not a threesome. I promise. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2723 Welcome to the Bobsled account. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2724 Do you think she suspects the boss is in the case? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2725 Look again: The nose of the large head is the chin of the small head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2726 I worry the witness's deposition might be too long? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2727 Do we have to be on the same team again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2728 The new "lengthy" case brings a team of suits closer together. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2729 So you're the right-hand man. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2730 Let's take this thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2731 I thought I was taking the lead on this case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2732 You know the last one of these we carried turned out to be your partner's casket?" "Yeah? Well, let's hope that this one is your wife..." "...Agreed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2733 Now that Mr. Trump is president, it takes 3 of us to carry the nuclear football. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2734 Are you sure this is what they meant by 'meeting with the brass?' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2735 That's none of your business, snake. I mean Blake. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2736 When you enter the conference room be sure not to bump into the door 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2737 You're not carrying your load. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2738 There is nothing brief about this brief case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2739 Yes, I am the middle man and I say we should have gone one floor up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2740 It's true. The bigger the briefs, the sweeter the legal motion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2741 They won't suspect us, we're not Muslims! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2742 Not my idea of how a bassoon trio would work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2743 I think we need a coxswain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2744 Toasted, Triple Long Sub, with everything on it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2745 This is taking teamwork a little too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2746 The courthouse is a good place for us legal pad salesmen! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2747 Guys, I know we are three men doing one job, but I think we could at least bring separate briefcases to work. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2748 It's the new corporate plan for standardizing sleeve buttons. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2749 I miss being a human centipede. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2750 Parker ordered it when he heard the new CEO was into threesomes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2751 How else should we carry our long underwear? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2752 I still say he wanted a three piece suit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2753 It's a new super computer. This is just the keynoard. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2754 What's all this talk about cutting out the middle man? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2755 Accessorizing with synergy suits you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2756 How the Mob disposes of Graft Paper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2757 The agency is big on portmanteau words. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2758 One day you too could be middle briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2759 The next time, remember to buy a ream of 8x10. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2760 They're not BRIEF case briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2761 Is this the new 2016 suitcase they made?I wonder what it will look like in 2026. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2762 Right...right...right left right... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2763 Consider us as the three wise men reincarnated. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2764 Why must you always be on the left? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2765 Personally, I think he's overcompensating for something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2766 you know, ever since the boss started on nutrasystem, this carrying him to the limo is SO much easier........... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2767 Believe it or not, we used to have four on a briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2768 Remember to tell them we worked at Uber. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2769 They didn't have to kill our proposal 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2770 I hope our next President simplifies the diversity regulations. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2771 Subway must really want their recipe for the four-foot-long kept secret. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2772 That's how we decided to go in the opposite direction of the paperless company. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2773 When is Charlie going to start carrying his own weight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2774 This new technology could make smartphones obsolete! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2775 I'm getting this sinking feeling that it's not going to be a brief case... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2776 I understood when one person needed to do the work of three, but I don't get this new strategy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2777 The judge said he dislikes long briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2778 Can you remember the choreography to switch hands? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2779 Could you stop humming the funeral dirge already!? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2780 Caption Suggestion. No Caption. It tells a story without words. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2781 Still better than at the hip.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2782 Do you ever get the feeling corporate doesn't understand? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2783 How many lawyers does it take to file a brief? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2784 If he says no, you cover the door while Larry and I break out the long form 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2785 Stealer's Wheel did Not have me in mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2786 It's still considered a 'Brief " case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2787 Don't turn around. She is still staring at us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2788 How do you think Ned's doing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2789 I don't care if you're right arm is an orthotic, you need to be on this side. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2790 Wait until you see what HR have to deal with. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2791 No, I do not want to get the nine foot sub sandwich again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2792 He wanted to be buried in a suitcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2793 I guess the boss really meant it when he said "All hands on deck." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2794 Silently, Fred feared this might be an indicator of their hotel accommodations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2795 We're in this together, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2796 How'd you get picked to be the Pallbearer? I won the New Yorker Caption Contest. Crazy Prize. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2797 Clear your calendar. We are literally involved with a long case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2798 The new Office Supply Manager's name is Paul Bearer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2799 Are you guys here for the accounting job too? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2800 I told you that near the end, he lost a lot of weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2801 I think we carried it off well 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2802 If we had normal-sized hands, they wouldn't fit in these handles. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2803 This job sharing is becoming confining. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2804 Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz holding Immigration laws with Hillary in the back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2805 You can tell a lot about a person by the questions they don't ask. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2806 I should really be the first named partner at Schwartz Schwartz & Schwartz. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2807 I wouldn't really say this case is brief, exactly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2808 I think our presentation may be a bit long. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2809 Are you also a member of The Anorexic's Pall Bearers Society? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2810 Can you help me unwind? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2811 It's quite an honor to be Gumby's pallbearer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2812 We’re asking the court for a tall order. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2813 El Chapo is a genius. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2814 Our clients like us since we never dropped a case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2815 No I'm not an origin donor, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2816 You got a better way of getting him into the rally? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2817 You see her weird purse? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2818 This should show them that the " Father, Son and Holy Spirit" is a real name for our company. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2819 It's not as if it's really heavy. It just makes management look like we work! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2820 I'll admit it: I had my doubts about the new synergy initiative. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2821 On the ride down lets play Salsa. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2822 He was the only guy who ever died wishing he'd spent more time at the office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2823 I'm feeling redundant 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2824 In the end he had only budgeted enough for three pall bearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2825 This cartoon caption contest is fixed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2826 Our inclusive workplace is counter-balanced by our uniforms. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2827 Is there a turnstile? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2828 Separate, but equal? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2829 Why should you be up front? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2830 And you didn't actually understand me when I told you to table the decision, did you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2831 No, not to the gravesite. They're cremating the old man's Stratocaster, too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2832 Why do people stare when you take the handle at the back? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2833 Remember Jim, we need you, try not to fly off the handle again! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2834 H.R. takes team building to a new level. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2835 From where I stand you look like a leftist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2836 What's up for the weekend? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2837 I love bonding exercises, but you said how far? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2838 “When will I get my turn as front man of the sales force? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2839 Everyone just play it cool and we can sneak this surf board down to the beach after our 1 o'clock with finance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2840 If you ask me, that team-building management consultant has gone too far this time! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2841 This way none of us can be fired. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2842 At least we're not carrying a tuba. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2843 legal sized paper... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2844 The public has never really been comfortable with the pallbearers-in-training program! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2845 This is carrying job sharing too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2846 Must you always lean to the left? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2847 This thing is like a nicotine patch for my pall bearing addiction. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2848 The board's really upset. We're gonna need to fall on our swords. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2849 Count D. know you're moonlighting, day-shift dude? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2850 We thought he said "cater to the BASS" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2851 We're taking this teamwork thing to the extremes... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2852 It's called "synergy"... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2853 I never understood how being a team player mean't sharing a suitcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2854 I know his hands are small, but I have never seen a president asking for such a big gun. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2855 We're shaving corners on this year's all staff retreat. Instead of the all-inclusive ski lodge, we're going urban poling around Central Park! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2856 They'll never be looking for a body in a body-size suitcase carried by three people. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2857 I never bring a knife to a boardroom fight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2858 This sharing economy has gone too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2859 Bathroom breaks are tricky, it's best if you hold it until the end of the day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2860 Are you sure Joe wanted to be buried like this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2861 Gung-ho 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2862 Mr. Draghi loves blasting his big bazooka. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2863 I don't know why but I just feel like our proposal is going to be dead on arrival. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2864 This is our 2 Man Carry, Presentation Case. We're with an Ad Agency 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2865 I've learned that the middle man gets paid for doing nothing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2866 I told you that it would be a long, drawn out, legal process... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2867 We sure got a good deal on this anaconda skin brief case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2868 Is this Long Dong's briefs? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2869 C'mon Fred, you know the drill. Carry with the left and shake with the right. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2870 Asking for raises altogether was unwise. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2871 We're taking advantage of the "carried interest" loophole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2872 I know management wants us to collaborate, but what happens to our March Madness pool? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2873 Well she gave us a look...what's her problem? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2874 Leading from behind, eh? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2875 I gotta be honest, I find elements of the merger demeaning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2876 Well it's your floor now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2877 Why did we all share one luggage? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2878 Coffee? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2879 It took Jenkins there ten years, but he made it to head intern. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2880 Of course it takes three of us: we all have small hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2881 Mr. Trump has especially large briefs... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2882 My wife picked it out! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2883 We will win this big case! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2884 Isn't there an app for file sharing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2885 Death contracts should always be a one man job. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2886 You'll find, at this level, that 'brief ' takes on a whole other meaning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2887 I haven't been this amazed since finding out Mark Wahlberg had a third nipple. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2888 Apparently, you found the key to the the portable tanning booth! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2889 I told them we had a big idea for a new keyboard. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2890 Forget the ergonomic benefits, this has a real fun factor! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2891 This is how we at Phillip, Bustyr and Blather do briefs, my boy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2892 Why didn't you just tell her we're from 'music removals R us', she'd never know... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2893 It's either this or we're joined at the hip, and frankly, cowhide is more cost-effective. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2894 I guess 3 does not = company, after all. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2895 Do you ever feel like you're doing the work of three people? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2896 This attaché sharing thing is in the ozone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2897 I bought it at a Mafia yard sale, recently. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2898 If you think the company's new team briefcase is bad, wait till you see the redesigned executive washroom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2899 Yeah, we are Marsellus Wallace's new guys. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2900 Don't worry, not even Marco can make fun of your hands here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2901 Yes, it's very similar to car-pooling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2902 Sorry, I can't share my stapler. I have to draw the line somewhere. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2903 Aren't we supposed to bring actual boards to this meeting? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2904 Well one of us should have remembered the combination. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2905 I love you guys. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2906 This is their answer for #HitmenSoWhite? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2907 Here in Ottawa, we call it the "Hockey Stick" not the "Football". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2908 Dumb-ass jury. It always worked for the Stooges. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2909 Ralphie are you sure he wants this for a ping pong table 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2910 Small hands? Let's just say this is what I need to carry my gloves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2911 Next they are going to merge us into one big one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2912 We forgot our lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2913 It's the only sure way to keep a crease. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2914 Of course you matter. Look, Johnson will walk first into the next lift, and then you can have the front of the briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2915 I swear we didn't mean to seat you in the back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2916 You look different on the other side of the briefcase. I almost didn't recognize you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2917 That chick was bangin'! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2918 This time make sure the flat tax stays buried. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2919 Do you think we're taking the open-office plan too far? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2920 I knew the judge would think our brief was too long. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2921 It's "our" report, but Slide 27 is all me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2922 Nobody, I said, will miss the staff meeting 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2923 Why do I have this feeling our pitch is already D.O.A.? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2924 This custom made laptop belongs to our very obese boss. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2925 Just sharing the workload 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2926 This new contract will be great for the company, despite the boss's new found love of Jack Kerouac. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2927 This is carrying "in triplicate" a bit too far. Don't you think? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2928 Everyone's watching us carry this stupid box. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2929 This is not a brief case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2930 I don't recall anything about a three-for-one deal in the corporate restructuring strategy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2931 Be a team player and change sides. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2932 Not sure, but Mitchell thinks the smart money is on giant backgammon set. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2933 Next time, you get the middle handle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2934 She really just doesn't have a handle on our case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2935 I am in step with the times, brother. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2936 Your success as a lawyer depends on how well you can lengthen a case and create easy work for your partners! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2937 Why can't Donald Trump carry his *own* penis? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2938 Theirs are just briefer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2939 The Academy really expanded the number of nominees this year 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2940 I told you that we should not work for Plastic Man! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2941 I told you the one volume encyclopedia was a dumb idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2942 It always takes three valets to carry Ms. Kardashian's girdle tote. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2943 With three you get egg roll. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2944 Wait! Where's our lunchbox? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2945 I ordered it from "Briefcases by Bernie." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2946 Trump-Mat 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2947 I doubt we'll ever be asked to be pallbearers again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2948 This is on you Otto! I'm telling you to bring her too. If this gimmick doesn't sell steaks in his chain, I know he'll want to put the Big Haired Lady out front again! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2949 You know, that doesn't compensate for your small hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2950 First time with briefcase sharing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2951 Remember this is a hostile takeover. If there Board of Directors resits, we take out our weapons and shoot them! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2952 Have you read our annual report? 'Pallbearer' is an appropriate job title for us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2953 Strange he was so thin and wanted to be buried at work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2954 I can't believe I have to bring dad to work today." "Well, it is convenient. This way you don't have to pay an agency to watch his body before the funeral tonight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2955 You think Trump will fit in here ? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2956 The lawyers made us do it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2957 Your yogurt is leaking again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2958 Henry had answered the odd job ad. Henry got the job. Henry's first day as Suitcase Carrier Helper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2959 I hate being the bearer of bad news. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2960 Remember, stress team work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2961 Campbell's has a service for your Ad campaign. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2962 This is even better than car pooling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2963 We never speak of this again.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2964 I see the two of you have finally gotten a handle on what we do around here! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2965 I will be glad when this murder trial is over. Getting tired of carrying around the evidence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2966 One guitar, three guitarists? That may be taking novelty too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2967 I get the team thing, but I hate the homework. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2968 The Boss said we had a "loser nuclear football" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2969 You're in the back because of seniority. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2970 I understand you've thought of a way to reduce our carrying cost. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2971 It's a bobsled. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2972 Actually, I don't think this really such such a close partnership- why? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2973 Even the best lawsuits must end. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2974 Whose idea was it to take the Big Data project to the conference? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2975 These hard working men always have to carry this huge case which really has nothing in it! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2976 Well, the boss is just keeping his promise to create jobs and promote diversity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2977 I need to stop by my office first. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2978 Next week we're doing potluck. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2979 Twice the clothes and half the money. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2980 Corporate might be taking this ride share thing a little too far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2981 These filibuster statements are killers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2982 Too bad we have to destroy the Empire State Building with this dirty bomb, because that last scene in 'Sleepless in Seattle still brings tears to my eyes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2983 People will talk about this merger for decades. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2984 Longboard Squad, out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2985 I think Larry is taking our equal partnership agreement a little too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2986 I didn't realize that airport security would be such an issue, either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2987 So what do you think of the sharing economy? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2988 Your 'brief ' is heavier than I thought. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2989 Two lefts don't make a right. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2990 Its our extended version of Monopoly's new board game! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2991 Next time tell him we'd rather not pay in small bills. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2992 I'm serious dude, no more tuna sandwiches. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2993 He's always very nervous before presentations. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2994 It certainly is about time that they let us bring concealed stinger missile launchers to staff meetings. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2995 Don't drop it—I used to be the lead handler. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2996 And his like was brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2997 Not sure briefcase-pooling is going to catch on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2998 ..and what if it's like a barber pole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2999 This is my fetish. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3000 This is not what I had in mind when they said "Bring Your Own Board" meeting. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3001 Think of it as a final resting place for good ideas. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3002 Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3003 The original Snap, Crackle and Pop at corporate headquarters in Battle Creek 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3004 I don't really feel that I'm pulling my weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3005 Which way to the Mortuary? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3006 I think we're telegraphing the 2-1 decision of the Court of Appeals, Judge Argle-Bargle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3007 Briefcase share, not so much. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3008 Yes Bentley, that was a long brief. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3009 Thanks guys. I have a few CVS receipts to submit with my expense report. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3010 I go in the middle because I'm more senior than you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3011 And to think we bought the last one! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3012 We're entrusted with the priceless baseball gloves of Tinker to Evers to Chance. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3013 This presentation is dead, and we're the pallbearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3014 Socialism sure makes work lighter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3015 The medium is the massage. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3016 Boss likes his bonus in small, unmarked bills. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3017 Trust me, Johnson: once they tri, then they buy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3018 Went well except for that subway turnstile. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3019 You never see my side of it, do you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3020 Welcome to the chain gang. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3021 Herb as the third black man it'll be your job to agree with everything Ron and I say. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3022 Remember, all for one, one for all. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3023 First your hair, now you're a rightie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3024 There are downsides to the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3025 What happens when one of us quits or gets transferred? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3026 They need three of us? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3027 How many of her emails did you say you printed out? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3028 Wait a minute your not the other triplet! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3029 This takes brotherhood to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3030 Maybe best to leave it at car sharing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3031 I really feel the synergy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3032 I'm telling you, when they ask us to play, don't go ape on me again........ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3033 Now that we're no longer conjoined, can we get separate briefcases? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3034 Someday you'll carry me out of here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3035 I heard that we have to share one office chair next. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3036 The case is closed 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3037 Why don't you give him the kiss of death? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3038 We're using every tax loophole we could find. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3039 We use this for office workers who die at their desk. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3040 the dude we're carrying this huge sax for plays the most beautiful music 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3041 Presentation teamwork begins now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3042 Francis: things are looking up, this case is ours... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3043 I'm wonder what our hotel room is going to be like? Weird business trip. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3044 If we are going to briefcase pool together maybe we should also carpool together? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3045 You knew going in Earl - the conventions broken by three suited masseurs would ruffle some feathers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3046 I told you guys it would fit in the elevator. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3047 You're taking off on Friday? Who's filling in for you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3048 We are making strides on ethnic diversity, but gender diversity still needs work... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3049 The Three Lawyers are going to be BIG! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3050 Mine's the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3051 It's light if we carry it all together,right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3052 We have the edge. The contrabassoon will totally throw them off. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3053 On three.. take a right. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3054 You think the paperwork is bad. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3055 I'll take it odd days; you two split the rest. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3056 After seven years, I find out today that he keeps the launch codes in his jacket pocket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3057 Get used to it. NRA amicus briefs are not friendly and they're not brief. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3058 Wait a minute! Weren't we supposed to leave him at the cemetery before coming back for the after-party? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3059 Did you see the memo on sorority racism? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3060 Pallbearing just isn't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3061 It's either Trump's hair, or the wall. We haven't quite figured it out yet 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3062 Sir, was that you that just emitted gas from your anus?" "Nah man, that was the lady behind us... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3063 Poor Higgins. Packaging was his world. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3064 Wrong Side, Wrong Hair, Don't give me that look! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3065 Just sharing my briefcase 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3066 Our religious liberty brief is on a stone tablet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3067 You always tend to have a leftist's perspective. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3068 Just my luck: I always get the middle handle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3069 It looks like the deal is dead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3070 I don't mind sharing an office, but this is ridiculous... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3071 I figure two years on this briefcase, go to get my MBA, and then develop an app that disrupts an an outdated industry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3072 She said, 'Wake me up when the hairdresser arrives.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3073 What we lack in brevity, we make up in team spirit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3074 Do we really need to file this brief together? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3075 Shhh-- we chopped up the boss into teeny, tiny pieces. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3076 He wasn't joking when he said the case was loaded. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3077 Remember, we shake hands at the same time too. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3078 Our shared hot desk is down this way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3079 Do you think Project Amistad will be the ending soon? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3080 If we are caught claim you don't know me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3081 You think they'll agree to our terms? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3082 I'm glad we packed our lunches. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3083 Why am I always in the middle? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3084 I'm not saying I wouldn't vote for Romney. I just want him to decide before we have to bring up another damn binder. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3085 Why do you think they know we're The Three Musketeers? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3086 Should we share a cab? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3087 I'm not sure if our CEO truly understands thr concept of sharing resources. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3088 I told you not to mention his tiny fingers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3089 The rifle case lets them know that we mean business. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3090 I'm tired of retorting, "Yes, in fact, our briefs are long." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3091 I am not really comfortable with a sharing economy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3092 Sure it works. The trick is to convince them it's pocket-sized. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3093 You can lead tomorrow Jack. Now get back into line. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3094 Such a long time since we had a brokered presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3095 The design team didn't appreciate the danger posed by revolving doors until it was too late. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3096 Thanks for help carrying "I am not a terrorist" proof! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3097 You would think she never saw a threefcase before. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3098 I heard rumors we're being replaced by Ming Zhu, Bao Ling and David Moskowitz. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3099 This is working out way better than the bicycle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3100 So, what's in your suitcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3101 I get the need for cost-cutting, but this is going a bit far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3102 You know what they say about men with long briefcases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3103 Briefing papers 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3104 The inflation here has made these graft checks a little cumbersome. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3105 You are only a fraternal twin, so get your own briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3106 They told me to bring along that big dummy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3107 The Republican Conspiracy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3108 Why do I always have to be in the middle? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3109 Man, why even bother? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3110 I wonder why the wives were so upset this morning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3111 If a diamond-encrusted yardstick doesn’t impress them, nothing will. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3112 You can present first. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3113 Vertical integration is dead. Horizontal, however... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3114 I told you this "group work" would be a great idea, now we have other people to blame if there's a mess up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3115 Gun control. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3116 Quick! To the tandem Gocycle! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3117 I hate this new IRS Long Form. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3118 " It's just cumbersome". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3119 I hadn't anticipated having to make room for a fourth person in there. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3120 The case load's the same but now we can triple bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3121 Why do we always ask for treble damages? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3122 At our next meeting, I get to be coxswain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3123 We can't let her go without her trombone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3124 The Democratic Socialist administration has really changed Wall Street. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3125 Saimese lawyers 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3126 Todd wanted to let you know, he left a nice layer of palm sweat on that handle for you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3127 How would you claim a tax loss carry-forward? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3128 Of course it is huge. Ya think Donald would want a brief case? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3129 I know I said, "Let's lay that idea to rest." But come on! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3130 Did you see that look on her face after I told her we work for ACME sex toys? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3131 His presentation fell a little flat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3132 Who but Trump would order 'designer' concrete samples? But I guess since someone else is paying for the wall….why not? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3133 Threesomes are all the rage now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3134 We're carrying the donuts for the meeting. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3135 Boy, if she only knew we are "Super Glued" to these handles! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3136 No, this isn't the nuclear football. This briefcase is for the presidential steaks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3137 Make no small plans. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3138 How did you get him in there? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3139 Because CPA's don't have roadies, thats why 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3140 Which way to the roof? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3141 Briefcase, schmeef-case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3142 Jerry, if you're going to complain, you shouldn't have opted for the '33 cents on the dollar' downsizing package. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3143 Hey, Mac, this long, oblong box is heavy ! We're C.I.A. case officers, supposedly on a routine courier run? What's in the box: a body? I mean, is the Company delivering like U.P.S. now, as mortuary pall-bearers C.O.D.? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3144 I told you not to get H.R. involved. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3145 She was totally checking out the 'threefcase'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3146 You know... you're not indispensable. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3147 I still think the brief for this case is a little wordy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3148 This business 3-way is no fun! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3149 These team building exercises are getting awkward. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3150 How often does the NRA think we'll need a grenade launcher? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3151 I thought they'd like the Trinitarian symbolism. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3152 The board doesn't agree with you! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3153 I always wanted to be in the Secret Service, but I never dreamed I be on the presidential ironing detail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3154 I think they're taking this teamwork thing too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3155 I almost forgot today was Take Your Pallbearer To Work Day 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3156 No, you have to stay at the back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3157 You know things will go a lot smoother the moment that you get on the right side of the this case! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3158 "Paperwork consolidation," my ass. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3159 What happened to the BRIEF case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3160 Look, I've told you before, at Leadtec everyone starts at the back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3161 Don't forget to mention our work for the Trilateral Commission. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3162 You think anyone noticed the huge luggage so far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3163 Remember...he is going to play nice, you are going to play hardball, and I'm playing the middleman 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3164 When the boss said we were the perfect lawyers to handle a long case, I thought he meant a trial! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3165 "Remember we're The Three Musketeers of accounting". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3166 Actually, the deal died days ago....we're the pallbearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3167 I had to let Fred go when I was "right-sized" to a five octave. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3168 Well this is awkward 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3169 Open carry brainstorming sessions would be quicker 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3170 Miles, Dave and Sanjay prefer low-tech project collaboration, after deciding teaming software is just too impersonal. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3171 Collaboration in the workplace. Not just a lady thing anymore, fellas! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3172 I hear Susan in the elevator is joining our team. We're going to need a bigger case! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3173 We're here for the Oscars, you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3174 These office Go Green initiatives are really getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3175 This time, remember to swing wide on the turns! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3176 Sales calls to the Pallbearers Union are always a bit different. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3177 I hope nobody notices Simmons taking a "Nap" at work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3178 Thanks for helping carry my lengthycase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3179 It's not a briefing, Wallace it's a long-johnning. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3180 I hope one of you brought the extra mouthpieces for our bassoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3181 I told you, once we use the rest of the 8 1/2 by 33 paper, we can start using our own briefcases again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3182 I call it a stretch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3183 It could be extra-long spaghetti or even peacock feathers, you never know. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3184 There's no turning back now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3185 Don't worry. This sharing economy is just a fad. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3186 Mr. Simpson likes to keep all his files in one place. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3187 No, YOU have to tell the boss her dog ran in front of a steamroller. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3188 i dont think theyll know its a body 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3189 We need to refine our Elevator pitch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3190 Who's papers are who's 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3191 It's a looooong story. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3192 Take this dead deal to the cemetery of the re-leased, re-poed, and retired. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3193 Next time we don't use Amazing Enzo the Escapist as our getaway guy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3194 Let's hope we enjoy Take Your Firearms to Work Day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3195 Does everything have to be "why's the brown guy at the back?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3196 Wait...I can't remember if we put the lock on the bike... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3197 Believe me, it's tough hailing a cab. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3198 Wanna bet they try to cut out the middleman? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3199 I think we've got a handle on this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3200 Did you notice that tiny purse? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3201 I have an idea... Rather than sharing this lengthy case, we could each carry a brief case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3202 Luigi, why do you always have to be right!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3203 Remember to shoot first, talk later. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3204 I was working as a butcher before I became a magician. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3205 I fear you're on the wrong side in this issue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3206 I do not think anyone suspects there is the boss's subway sandwhiches in here, do you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3207 Ambidexterity is a plus in this firm... but these Captain Kangaroo suits diminish our credibility...you got salsa on your chin... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3208 Shhhh---we got him with a bulldozer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3209 I should warn you that this ensemble never walks in common time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3210 I am warning you. If your apple rolls again, I will eat it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3211 Time to file another class action lawsuit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3212 "Why on earth should a flat-pack casket be any creepier? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3213 With this expanded brief, I think we're a shoe in. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3214 Remember, they're paying us for big ideas. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3215 If it was good enough for Tinkers to Evers to Chance in baseball, it's got to be good enough for us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3216 Any fonts larger than 36 pts have to take the service elevator. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3217 When I die, this is how I want to go out — buried in paperwork. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3218 I know Hillary said it takes a village, but using three of us to lug his cigars around is a little much. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3219 Feeling a little attache today, Bill? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3220 When I was with Hoffman, Benson & Mars we were only licensed for the two handled case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3221 Collaborative Execution. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3222 Thanks, guys. It's for my hot dog. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3223 This time next year we'll be the hottest xylophone trio in the world! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3224 Do you think our coworkers will be able to tell we're Sanders supporters? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3225 At least this is half the work of that pallbearing gig. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3226 I think the sharing economy may be going a bit too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3227 We're taking this 'consensus' thing a bit too far, don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3228 Remember, you tell'em we bring gold, frankincense and myrhh -- I'll take care of the life insurance policy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3229 We need a smaller briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3230 I've been quite impressed with the cohesion of our business units as a result of the merger. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3231 I can't believe we didn't think to Ubercase sooner. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3232 It's our Shot-Ski. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3233 Yes, size does matter. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3234 It's for Donald Trump's penis. It's yuuuuuuge. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3235 Stop asking questions, just carry on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3236 This is ridiculous! Just because we live on the same street and carpool..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3237 Now, isn't this the coolest way to steal their silverware? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3238 Are you sure there is enough in here to get Kanye out of debt? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3239 The CEO urged the shareholders to carry-on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3240 Don't worry. If any one asks, just erase their memory. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3241 Since it didn't fit in the elevator, I guess we'll have to take the stairs to the 97th floor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3242 We thought YOU were carrying the rest of the instruments. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3243 You're on the wrong side of the case again, Arthur. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3244 No political statement necessary 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3245 It means we're top brass. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3246 And to the right is our team suite. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3247 Never realised that working for a funeral directors staff are so helpful. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3248 The big warheads require three buttons. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3249 I hadn't realized he'd lost this much weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3250 A brief is supposed to be as the name implies, Brad. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3251 You're certain the competition is the Three Man Brief-Sled? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3252 I just want him to know the report is from all of us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3253 You have the other key, I forgot mine! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3254 This is a very big case for our law firm to be handling in this trial... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3255 I didn't want to be the only one with a man purse, but this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3256 we'll flat out win this one 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3257 Mom said we should all start sleeping in separate bedrooms. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3258 I'd say we've tripled our productivity. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3259 For a man with such small hands, he certainly has large briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3260 It really is a three-man job. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3261 I've never sold limousines before. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3262 Done right we can achieve a bloodless, hostile takeover! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3263 What time is the bathroom break? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3264 Don't let her get under your skin. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3265 I think you'll find our mentorship program is quite strong. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3266 It's his last will and testament. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3267 This company still doesn't get racial integration. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3268 Artie always said, 'I'll probably die behind my desk!' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3269 Remember--they're boxers, not briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3270 We're taking our case to a higher court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3271 Okay, it's not obvious, we've got the body so keep rolling 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3272 It's good to see that the company is finally diversifying. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3273 He wants his enemies to know he arrived by stretch limo. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3274 This new trumpet is going to be a big blow off! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3275 We're all handling the case! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3276 Don't worry about it. My cousin works for the TSA. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3277 What did she mean by, "eliminate the middle man?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3278 Separate attaches just didn't make sense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3279 I am 100% sure that what we are doing matches the term "sharing revenue". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3280 I still say this is a funny way to take our client with us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3281 We're being paid portmanteauvertime for this, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3282 We now have evidence that we fit the meaning of team players . 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3283 Before I was in Cream, I had to carry it myself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3284 Well, you should have thought of the revolving doors when you came up with "briefcase-pooling", Bob. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3285 It's bad enough Mr. Trump had this commissioned to illustrate his manhood. Does he really need to make us lug it to all the debates??? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3286 Remember how Nixon had an 'Enemies List?' This is Mr. Trump's 'Losers List.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3287 Risk management take the rule of 3 very seriously. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3288 You're such a maverick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3289 I think the "team player" idea has gone too far! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3290 It's heavier than it looks... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3291 Thanks for helping with my verbose case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3292 I'm NOT sharing credit for this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3293 The hard part was getting the oconcrete off his feet." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3294 No, I'm Larry, and you're Moe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3295 It's important that we carry our own weight at this company. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3296 Now I know how they're able to keep revising the previous month's new job figures upwards. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3297 Got enough air in there? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3298 A bicycle built for two made a lot more sense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3299 This new Android design is going to be huge. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3300 Thanks for the help. You have to watch that auto correct. There's a big difference between attaché and attach. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3301 This convention of efficiency experts promises to be the best one yet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3302 His last request was to be alphabetically archived. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3303 The Three-F-Case team in mild hysteria after another incredibly decent pitch. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3304 Sure, it's a big guitar, but it is worth it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3305 It's from the Diversity Compliance toolbox. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3306 2000 plus emails are really weighty! Do you think we can bury them without the FBI finding out? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3307 I'm the new Pedi-Uber. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3308 If they are looking for a bigger idea, we're going to need to use the service elevator. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3309 You mean I now have to remember THREE passwords that change every 3 months? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3310 Do we fill out each other's evaluation, too? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3311 This is not the sort of job sharing I was expecting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3312 I'm think of buying new underwear. Are you in? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3313 I hope you don't have any vacation plans, Harris. This is gonna be a long case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3314 Just follow my lead, and will land this gig. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3315 Just wait until you see the executive washroom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3316 Regardless whether the FIFO or LIFO rule applies in this instance, I still remain a ‘shmucko.’ 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3317 I hate being a pallbearer for dead deals. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3318 We have to get this to Hillary quickly, decent penis size is the new campaign must-have. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3319 Let's see what she does if we drop this and run. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3320 He lost Florida to Trump and goes home to rest. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3321 I'm in for Lars, he was promoted to the satchel unit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3322 We can't let the voters know. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3323 This deal never had a chance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3324 As usual, Greg's not holding up his end. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3325 My writing style is effective. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3326 Of course, size matters 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3327 Remember, now, we never disagree. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3328 I find it a little more heavy than awkward. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3329 I don't think you can fit in 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3330 Sometimes you ned a three man briefcase 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3331 Are you sure we aren't taking the merger too literal? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3332 Shouldn't legal briefs be brief? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3333 Steve always said this job would kill him. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3334 I don't care what Shark Tank thinks -- I say America IS ready for a lifesized Trump cookie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3335 I always thought you were also left handed 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3336 Ignore her comments. She's an individual briefcase kind of woman 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3337 I guess we're having another sleepover. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3338 I had no idea this is what middle management looks like. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3339 The scuttlebutt is they're plans for his wall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3340 Nice prosthetic... new? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3341 Think of it as a stretch briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3342 I need to get out of middle management. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3343 Wadda you mean--at the back again?? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3344 Then we'll have him laid out in the board room 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3345 This provision of the merger is OK. The wives' clause I'm not so sure about. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3346 I'm obviously the tiger, Brad, so you're either the cabbage or the goat. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3347 After our collaborative meeting where should we go for our collaborative coffee? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3348 Do you think I should wear a rose in my lapel? I think it would look more official. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3349 Somehow, I don't think UberBriefcase is going to catch on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3350 Of course it's three-brief case. That's why they call them tri-als 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3351 This way we're always cc'd. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3352 Team work makes the dream work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3353 If you ask me, streamlining has really gotten out of control. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3354 Now that all agents must have tiny hands it takes three to carry the nuclear briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3355 I express my individuality through my socks. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3356 Why am I carrying it? Well, I'm Italian and I don't play the keyboard 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3357 There's a giraffe in there. Don't ask. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3358 I don't know how he always gets to work before we do. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3359 If this goes sideways on us you can’t just drop your corner like it wasn’t your idea too. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3360 Job sharing sounded more glamorous in the interview. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3361 https://account.newyorker.com/change-password/=c80fe5a5533bae6c71396f56818cd3440 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3362 We may have to screw in a lightbulb as well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3363 No strings attached! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3364 Are you sure this is what the consultant meant by team synergy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3365 Did anybody remember the Post-its for the wife? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3366 This is the longest case we've had in ages.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3367 I think too much emphasis is put on "works well with others." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3368 I think we left the xylophone in the car. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3369 The law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3370 Because Mr. Trump has very, very, huuge, big plans 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3371 I'd never heard of a three-man Tommy gun. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3372 a rare illustration of the"middle man" brief case 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3373 Maybe he is the CEO, but why can't we just cut his sandwiches in half? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3374 Let go on three. Ready? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3375 This is the first time I've been a pallbearer for expired paperwork. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3376 Perchance, did you prepare the slides on redundancy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3377 People keep pushing and pushing the sexual envelop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3378 Inefficient? It used to take 6 men to move Pallbearer Bonds. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3379 Corporate downsizing meetings give me the willies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3380 I am glad we saved with this new online bag sharing service. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3381 This doesn't look suspicious at all. I told you we should have taken the stairs. Where do you bury bad bosses anyway? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3382 We were told to deliver it to the Trump book depository. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3383 Mary's presentation had too many slides for my taste. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3384 We'll have to add another handle for gender equality. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3385 Later we're handling the Johnson vs. Fisher case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3386 If you ask me, these commuter challenges are getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3387 Sure bigger matters. But not in yoga mats. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3388 I'm not sure this job-sharing program is going to work out. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3389 I kept warning him to fix the parking brake on that steamroller of his. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3390 Are you ready for the shareholders meeting? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3391 First we carpool together, and now this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3392 I should revise the "advanced teamwork skills" on my resumé. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3393 Your also third in the presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3394 The telecommuting ban has been taken way too far 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3395 Once again, because we need you for right turns. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3396 This is my 3rd merger. How about you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3397 It definitely qualifies as carried-interest. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3398 hey bro 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3399 If we weren't interns, we'd wouldn't have to share a desk. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3400 It evolved after carpooling. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3401 I hate being under office arrest. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3402 I never understood purses. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3403 I think the Efficiency Department has gotten out of hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3404 It was only a matter of time for Airbnb to get into the funeral business. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3405 No, we don't all need to be handcuffed to it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3406 Bob...toe the line, you're on the left again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3407 He losdt a lot of weight towards the end. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3408 I've been a pallbearer before, but this requires a different mindset. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3409 Now remember, don't say too much...this is supposed to be a brief case 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3410 "Trump insists we carry and extra large attache, so we can guarentee we have enough testosteron for all the Republican debates. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3411 You want to ride shotgun when he's done? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3412 "Nevermind" would have sufficed.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3413 We like to emphasize teamwork. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3414 I hope that what you have there is a genuine flying carpet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3415 I've always admired the boss for being a snake, but I never dreamed of being a pallbearer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3416 I represent the Stooges. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3417 Mine is the taffeta. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3418 Vail or Breckenridge? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3419 When it comes to cartoon captions truncated ones are the best. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3420 why is everyone looking at us ? its just a large box (with goodies) from our office "run don't walk" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3421 I thought by now I'd be carrying the case alone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3422 We better win this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3423 Our case is bigger because we carry boxers instead of briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3424 It's my week to get the window seat at the desk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3425 You know, since his promotion he won'the even make eye contact with us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3426 Had you known the corporate debt long? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3427 What do you think is in Fatboy Slim's briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3428 This is the biggest deal I ever worked on 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3429 Really, you ask for a table dance in the elevator? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3430 Point of questionable return. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3431 Which gun did you bring this time?? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3432 We have a big case to present. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3433 Is this your first time as a pallbearer for a steamroller victim? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3434 We find that this works much better than the buddy system. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3435 You said I could be Don Draper this time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3436 Wait till David sees Goliath's case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3437 share suit case day 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3438 "Briefs", my ass! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3439 We need to table this! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3440 You get a lot of stares when you're a pool cue salesman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3441 Look, it's not a bad bargain, but you don't have to hold your end up so high. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3442 I know Harry was fired today. I just hope that this is Harry's trombone and not Harry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3443 What are you looking at? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3444 The hard part was folding him to fit inside. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3445 I told we should should have kept it brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3446 You're offsides 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3447 She is police! God Bless America!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3448 Not easy being third string 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3449 Tomorrow you drive! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3450 Effective Presentations 101: bigger might not actually be better, but don't assume everybody knows that. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3451 Eyeball replacements 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3452 Yes, we are the three-prong approach people. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3453 A full weekend of Hamster Backgammon! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3454 Do you think the boss understood our Flat Tax briefing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3455 Did the judge say 'brief'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3456 Oh but you should see the size of the prosecutor! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3457 He said put the money in the suitcase so we had to have it custom made 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3458 Actually, I did hope I'd get a job transporting ventriloquists' dummies when I grew up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3459 Don't you think we've carried this "Do you know we are triplets ," thing far enough? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3460 Lucky for us the six-foot hero comes with a carrying case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3461 Has it occurred to you that I'm always in the middle? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3462 Handling a heavy caseload. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3463 You just never want to risk the carpool elevator ticktets. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3464 Baggage a trois again tonight? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3465 Apparently, opposing counsel doesn't believe that brevity is the soul of writ. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3466 It takes either the three of us or one man with shoulders. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3467 We're trying to blend with the crowd ... so get that dumb look off your face! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3468 There's nothing brief about it, Phil. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3469 Frankly, gentlemen, the prosecution is always tremendously intimidated by the size of my legal pads. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3470 I don't think it's going to be an open and shut case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3471 Not so sure about this Coworking Case thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3472 The boss said we could make a case for bringing our kids to work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3473 Before RPGs guys like us just had to carry around a violin case, not a glockenspiel case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3474 this must be a really,really big brief 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3475 We are sitting ducks with three rifles in one case. Budget cuts! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3476 Which way are you heading? I'm going uptown. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3477 I assure you I can do this without you Price Waterhouse guys. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3478 His iMac is the headstone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3479 I think the people upstairs are taking this Teamwork Initiative a little too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3480 When they announced the death of polls, new jobs opened up for pollbearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3481 I don't think it will be a good idea to call it a "brief". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3482 I swear, that Cat in the Hat made a three-handled gradunza sound like so much fun. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3483 We make wide turns. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3484 This will stop them from talking about our small hands! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3485 This'll be the LAST time she asks us to keep it brief. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3486 This is not a trio sonata! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3487 I suppose it's too late to change my mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3488 What do you plan to tell security? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3489 Nowadays we call it a "Chicago Digital Device"--very discrete in all its operations. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3490 OK, OK, I’m gonna get a thumb drive. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3491 So how do you like mortuary school so far? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3492 This is obviously not the brief case they said would take almost no time, RIGHT? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3493 Think I'll manage the next case on my own. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3494 These budget cuts are really getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3495 The whiteboard died. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3496 If nothing else we're now fully trained as pallbearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3497 I can carry it guys - it's only got my long johns inside. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3498 What's your favorite position? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3499 Tripartition was never my strong suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3500 We're taking our work home with us. That means you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3501 It's the share economy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3502 This was so worth the private elevator. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3503 Bob, I think we should cut out the middle man. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3504 The boss seems to think this is going to help us mix up our ideas. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3505 We're more left than you are even though we're on the right side. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3506 "So this is what they meant by 'becoming a partner'?"' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3507 I do not work on this floor anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3508 If we make Shapiro partner does that mean we're going to have to get a bigger briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3509 Did anyone tell Ms. Myers that kids stay free? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3510 Who're we kidding? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3511 Can't you just feel the synergy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3512 Just walk in backwards. It's easier, believe me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3513 Who said three hands are not better than one! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3514 They say the company plans layoffs, something about job redundancy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3515 I wonder what other atrocities await us during New Accountant Initiation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3516 Corporations are people too, but their coffins are more compact. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3517 I think we're taking this shared economy too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3518 Did anyone notice he's missing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3519 If I go down, you guys are coming with me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3520 "Ben, I just want to say two words about the future....Are you listening to me?" "Telescopic Pointers!" (Pissy little take on The Graduate) 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3521 We bill in triplicate. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3522 It's capricious and arbitrary. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3523 Really, guys, does President Trump's wig case really need a Secret Service detail? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3524 There's only one "me" in teamwork, Alex. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3525 President Trump wanted a huge button. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3526 We're all about teamwork, Johnson. Don't let us down. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3527 Some day I'll have my own bassoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3528 Thanks for helping me carry my not-so-briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3529 I know, but it was either this or just an iPad. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3530 For Chrissake, Ted -- stop whistling the theme song from The Godfather. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3531 Is the world ready for the folding harpsichord? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3532 It's not just me, right? This briefcase is crazy long, no? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3533 Next we discuss collateral damage. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3534 I know we're in a sharing economy, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3535 Don't look at me--I voted for the trust falls. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3536 Nice Jim.... Wasn't me Frank 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3537 What do you suppose the boss wants with this organization chart? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3538 Just ignore the sensitive documents in case the papers shifted around. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3539 Fortunately, the prosecution didn't have much of a case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3540 So is this what they mean about a "team effort"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3541 Please turn down the job downstairs! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3542 Do you think she suspects?" "Nah. And besides, no one really wanted Trump to become president anyway. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3543 Nothing brief about this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3544 It's what we get for working in the antonym department. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3545 When they said this was a huge case, they sure weren't kidding! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3546 Just like I said, she wasn't going to notice it as anything out of the ordinary. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3547 We used to call it the football, but that was before it was possible for a wackjob billionaire to win the nomination. Now it takes three keys, and we call it team nuclear hockey sticks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3548 This is nothing. Wait till you see the mens room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3549 Just wait till you see the "teamwork toilets." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3550 steamroller accident 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3551 You've heard of a bass clarinet? This is a Sub contrabass clarinet and your playing tonight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3552 A machine gun would be really cool. But this is a bass clarinet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3553 Welcome to the team. It's alot of paper work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3554 They don't pay me enough to transport mummified bodies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3555 That woman may suspect something weird. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3556 You think she noticed my new tie? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3557 It's good that they now make briefcases for group projects. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3558 "Brief" case my ass. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3559 Team-building Tuesday is really making me hate both of you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3560 I can't believe I'm working for the NRA. I can't believe I'm about to meet a senator. Hey, what's in this briefcase anyway? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3561 Being left-handed has nothing to do with it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3562 Hey, try and say attentive attorney's attached attache five times fast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3563 Now, we'll see who REALLY got the job! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3564 Did you remember to pack the tripod and sniper rifle sight? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3565 Ivana. Your mom? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3566 I've always wanted to be a pallbearer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3567 I'm not sure "joint suitcasing" will ever catch on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3568 I just don't like representing shallow people. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3569 We all share the same baggage 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3570 ''Wish I was briefed first.'' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3571 So my wife says, ‘Why don’t you each get your own briefcase?’ Women, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3572 Billable hours X 3, got it? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3573 Same time next week? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3574 I'm afraid that this proposal is going to be D.O.A. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3575 I know you work with us but you are really not welcome at the Oscars. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3576 Tell I.T. to teach Burt how to set margins 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3577 I had hoped that 'Three Man Briefcase Group' would take me to off-Broadway, not office birthday parties. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3578 How could she tell we're the Olympic bobsled team? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3579 Smith, you are going to have to start pulling your own weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3580 If this works, we are going to try it on Trump, Cruz and Rubio. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3581 Excellent idea, Bruce, to skip the fanny pack. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3582 Why is she looking at us in such a strange way? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3583 Fred gets Mondays and Wednesdays, you get Tuesdays and Thursdays, and I get the weekends... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3584 I was asked to be a pallbearer for last quarter’s strategy, too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3585 This your first joint project here? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3586 These pallbearers' conventions are my only chance to get away. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3587 I've got to take up a smaller instrument. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3588 Something wrong with your left hand Bob? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3589 Hope this damn Human Centipede sequel contract gets signed today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3590 It's a furneral just a board meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3591 Don't worry. By your part of the pitch they'll be long past comatose. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3592 I never thought that "Working together on big projects" would look like this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3593 This has to be the only opera with three offstage bassoons. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3594 Flat Stanley has been to more countries than Hillary clinton 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3595 Well, this case won't be brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3596 They are cumbersome, but billable hours have tripled. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3597 The thriefcase is the latest technological breakthrough to revolutionize our new sharing economy 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3598 Do you think anyone suspects? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3599 What's the expected repair date for that paper cutter? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3600 What made you go over to the dark side? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3601 Our signature song is 'Crocodile Rock,' up close and personal. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3602 Maybe too much team-building? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3603 He was on the zero-carb/fasting diet 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3604 In this case, we are not going to file a brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3605 Golf club suitcase. Genius. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3606 It's a vintage contra-bassoon, bitch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3607 I think we are in for a long case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3608 The long form takes seven handlers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3609 Weren't we a team before this exercise? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3610 They're not gonna bury Nancy if I can help it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3611 It's all about teamwork, but the leg chain can drive you nuts. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3612 What The Donald wants, The Donald gets. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3613 Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm really not contributing to the task at hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3614 So, how long have you been delivering for V.I. Pizza? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3615 Did you check out the blonde? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3616 What happens when one of use needs to use the restroom? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3617 This inquest will be a cinch now we're out of the elevator. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3618 "I" know we are triplets, and "I" know your triplet briefcase is a great idea, but trust me on this, the only chance we have to impress those "Jump the Shark" entrepreneurs is to walk in unison on the same side. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3619 This Millenial ‘sharing’ thing has gone too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3620 What do you think Donald meant when he said "So long, losers!" at the end of our presentation? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3621 I don't know, Barry. What if we never meet three fraternal triplet sisters carrying a tri-purse? Maybe that stuff only happens in the movies. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3622 Why are we carrying left-handed and you're not? Could it be your religion? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3623 Have you heard of PowerPoint? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3624 How long do you think we have before they notice our boss is missing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3625 We're representing is a real snake. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3626 I guess we should have expected this in today's sharing economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3627 How do we get this into the cloud? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3628 Credit assisting living. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3629 Well, look how much we saved since they mandated carpooling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3630 These long cases are really a drag. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3631 I give 3 to 1 odds we win the business. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3632 She acts like she's never seen guys share a briefcase before. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3633 Why can't I dream about flying, or something fun? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3634 Remember when we used to get our OWN briefcases? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3635 Act like it's heavy when we see Susan 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3636 That elevator was packed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3637 Our new manager used to teach pre-school. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3638 So were are the dream team, is that it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3639 I see you're still at the back of the box. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3640 Legal size is back--with a vengeance! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3641 And someday, if YOU make all the sacrifices necessary to reach the top of the lackey's ladder, YOU'LL get to grab the middle handle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3642 You can do the middle bit next time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3643 I told you the prosecution had a strange case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3644 He fudges the numbers, I display confusing graphics, you close the deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3645 Brief 3 Company 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3646 I have my shift at 5:00 and a concert at 4:00. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3647 Well, I mean, jobsharing yes. But who had this silly idea of sharing the briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3648 Did Mr. Trump want is comb in his penthouse or in his car? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3649 I'm not sure renting a three man brief case is the best way to save money. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3650 Remember, fellas. This is EVERYBODY'S lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3651 Kind of ironic that the boss still calls this a "brief"-case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3652 Whoever said "three's a crowd" never had to carry a ridiculously long suitcase by herself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3653 Whose idea was it to take car-pooling to the next level? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3654 Tell me again, what's our Plan B? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3655 We might have a difficult time getting this to pass as a carry-on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3656 It's an honor to be pallbearer for the latest budget killed by the board. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3657 It's good training for later. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3658 It's going to be a long meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3659 They are not going to believe we are the masseurs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3660 Her purse looks big enough for a human head. Creepy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3661 What makes you suspect that we're co-dependent? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3662 As a former pallbearer, this way is a dream come true. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3663 You know what, I'm glad we brought the case and I don't care that "scarves for giraffes" isn't a commercially viable prospect. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3664 D.T. put me in the middle for a reason, Endie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3665 This is actually the work of six. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3666 They usually use bigger groups for team building, but we couldn't keep the little guys kept from tripping on the stairs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3667 No wonder everyone is sad the stock market crash and we are having another great depression. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3668 I'm not vulnerable, the IT dept. warned me about your man-in-the-middle attack, they said I'm protected. Must be that blond back there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3669 How come I alway get the heavy part? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3670 An awkward team-building exercise seemed like a fitting tribute. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3671 You've got to start pulling your weight around here, Jenkins. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3672 Frankly, we feel that you're not pulling your own weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3673 You can get a lot more out of them with a massage table than a lot of muscle 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3674 It's MBT: "Management By Triage" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3675 Never, never wanna see what's in the box! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3676 We know you're not doing the heavy lifting around here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3677 Heavy requires commitment, not poseurs , 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3678 I used to think we were gong paperless. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3679 You've obviously never been an 'Express Rest' pall bearer before. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3680 Our job-sharing arrangement has officially become weird. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3681 Panoramic Powerpoint handouts. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3682 It's just as Vita requested . I stuffed her pockets full of rocks and now we're going to drop her and the cats in the East River. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3683 However this thing unfolds in there, I want you to your end up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3684 This is one hell of a brief! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3685 YOU KNOW "YOU PEOPLE" ARE SUPOSED TO CARY THES THEMSELVES ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3686 I think we should each carry our own weight around here! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3687 The executive bobsled case always wins us gold. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3688 Yes, mobile massage therapist is quite a change of direction, but ironically the whole hit-man thing was stressing me out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3689 Mac feared the case was a dead giveaway that they were fishing for insider secrets. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3690 This is the company solution to force us to share a taxi. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3691 Nuclear codes??? No, these are Hillary's classified emails she sent from her Vic 20 and her Commodore 64. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3692 I hope this cellist gets our vibe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3693 A failed attempt at "briefcase-pooling" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3694 New addition to sharing economy: Bag Share! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3695 remember you're the token leftist. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3696 I'm not so sure the lengthy case is going to catch on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3697 You do realize i have not been helping you guys carry this thing since i'm in the middle 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3698 Says he steamrolled the competition! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3699 It's yyyuuugge 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3700 The boss wants us to try out manager a trois, but I think it feels too much like three on a satchel. I've done that. It didn't end well. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3701 "When she said she wanted a 'rub out', I thought she meant a massage, not a 'hit man.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3702 I know there is economy of scale, but this this is a nuisance on the bus. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3703 No Bob, they’re not taking the team bond exercise seriously enough. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3704 This is one long case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3705 I can't wait until we go digital. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3706 Remember: the Big Bad Wolf will huff and he'll puff, but he won't blow this destruction of property causing emotional trauma suit down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3707 In this case, I really think the execs would've forgiven Bill's absence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3708 All lives matter. Get over here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3709 She didn't have buns. So, my anaconda...didn't want none. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3710 Gatekeepers never challenge our intent. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3711 No way Hubley's team is as matrixed-in as we are. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3712 The shredding is today; but we'll scatter the ashes on New Year's Eve. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3713 I had a feeling the new guy would be on the left... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3714 When we get to the spiral staircase, I call back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3715 There's a landfill behind the office where we can bury this idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3716 When you're a lobbyist, you have to carry a lot of cash. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3717 Something just never look as luxurious as a stretch limousine when it’s lengthened. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3718 It's a new blade for the guillotine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3719 These catering tables are useless at the anorexia conference. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3720 Yet we gonna to croak one by one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3721 Pastor always uses his massage table to lay on hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3722 I sense some distrust in these merger negotiations. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3723 Funny, I thought he was asking if we could carry a tune. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3724 The first one who says "outside the box," we let him have it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3725 Did you ask if they would take a check? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3726 They always said Johnson would die in his office, but to bury him this way seems extreme. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3727 Can't wait for this executive training to be over and we get our own briefcases. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3728 Just keep your gym shorts outta my lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3729 It's just, 'jumbo brief,' reminds me of George Carlin. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3730 do you know whats in here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3731 We need to work on our yaw control. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3732 Up here in Winnipeg, we call it the "Hockey Stick" not "The Football" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3733 At least she didn't ask us about the weather. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3734 If anyone asks, you're my nephew. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3735 This new sharing economy is not going the way I expected. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3736 Is it too late now to say sorry? 'Cause I'm missing more than just your body, oh. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3737 If you would just come over here, we could carry both of them together instead of having to make two trips. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3738 Dibsonfrontwhenweleavetoday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3739 I miss the old days when we carried bodies in a duffel bag. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3740 Well boys, if these company plans somehow come up lost, at least I'll have someone to point the finger at. Hee, hee, hee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3741 Her presentation was too flat 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3742 Do you think she noticed how big our briefcase is? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3743 Remember, everything that's important we learned in pre-school. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3744 So far no one has asked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3745 $349 is a bargain for a 4 foot hoagie when they throw in the executive carry-out option. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3746 Going to open the meeting with your man walks into a "board" joke again, Phillips? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3747 We really are the only ones who know where the bodies are buried. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3748 Job sharing won't be a good sell, let's go with XP - Extreme presenting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3749 I've heard of putting up a "united front, " but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3750 I hate you, and I hate the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3751 Yeah I know Eames got hit by a bus but the company response is a bit extreme I think. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3752 Our last partner never held up his end. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3753 Please stop calling me Lucky Pierre. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3754 It was easier when they really were briefcases. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3755 The rivalry began when pen manufacturers watched the Republican Presidential debates. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3756 It didn't work for the Romans either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3757 I don't care if we are triplets! I want my own briefcase! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3758 XXL legal pads 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3759 They can't downsize us, we know where the bodies are buried. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3760 Our presentation may go a bit longer than planned 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3761 If we forgot anything, I don't know what it could be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3762 No offense, guys, but I'll be glad when they fix the regular printer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3763 Trump supporter by any chance? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3764 I think it's best that we work as a team 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3765 I'm not sure this is what Corporate meant by consolidating departments. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3766 Where do we put the body? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3767 Remember, Bob, it's like a canoe. If you walk too quickly you'll keep steering us into the wall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3768 This IS a heavy work load. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3769 Shared work spaces may be cutting edge, but shared briefcases are just ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3770 Not that it's heavy, it's just awkward. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3771 It's so sad that he unincorporated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3772 This is where it always gets awkward. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3773 it's a very long suitcase for my very long dildos 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3774 Our business and yours recently had a merger, I guess you're stuck with me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3775 So where do we bury him? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3776 The accountant said to file the 1040 long form since we are organized as a partnership. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3777 Get over here, people are starting to stare; this is London and they carry on the other side. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3778 Now you know what we do with people who give lousy elevator speeches. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3779 Think they were impressed by the length of our presentation? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3780 Who would have suspected his lose-it-quick diet would have worked so well? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3781 Did you hear they're going to start charging for the HOV elevator? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3782 I really think Macrosoft is gonna be a game changer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3783 I had a feeling this proposal wouldn't survive the day. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3784 The auditor wants to see my long form. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3785 Call Dr Ben Carson, quick! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3786 Maybe it makes our hands look small, but it definitely makes our briefs look better. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3787 Thanks for helping me bring my stuff to the trial today. It should be a brief case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3788 Let me know if you find the snow blower. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3789 I think I still prefer a briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3790 CPA triumvirate on the case, brah. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3791 Effects of the agency's teamwork initiative were becoming apparent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3792 This is a heavy guitar! Well you said you needed a lead guitar. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3793 It's actually just three kids dressed as one large briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3794 Over the years, I've perfected the illusion of sharing the load. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3795 Did she just ask for directions to the Texas School Book Depository? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3796 I told you - keep in brief and to the point - but noooo. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3797 It's a good thing Jim got his stomach stapled a couple years ago. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3798 This corporate team-building thing has gone way too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3799 I look forward to the day they put the "brief" back into briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3800 Gotta jam with my band right after the hearing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3801 We're going to have to stop taking so much work home. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3802 Paperless society? NOT! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3803 We're in this together. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3804 Is this the three legged race for hands? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3805 Go down and park the stretch limo - we got this covered. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3806 They're going to know we have cocaine in here unless you guys unpop your eyes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3807 If you weren't right handed we could get a nice cadence going. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3808 Be honest, Jack: Am I always going to be a middleman? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3809 Be patient. One day they'll write a book about 'the boys with the briefcase'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3810 Don’t complain, Stan — these new maximus amicus briefs fetch us $200 more per hour to print and file. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3811 We really killed that presentation! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3812 We're playing the St. Valentine's Massacre tonight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3813 Selling electronic keyboards is the best, right? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3814 Does this merger feel a bit awkward to you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3815 All for one and one for all. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3816 You handle it well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3817 Yes, you're right, the handcuffs would have been totally overdressed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3818 Thanks for giving me a hand, fellas - I've wanted a ping pong table in my office since I was a junior associate. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3819 I don't know about you, having three guys carry a trunk out of a government building, I'm getting out before Trump gets here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3820 ...and for tomorrow's executive training I'll be showing you proper coffee break etiquette. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3821 I think we're right to take the long view of company prospects. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3822 She wants me 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3823 Get off my case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3824 I don't recall "heavy-lifting" being included in the job description. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3825 What do you think management meant about us needing to cut out all the middle-men? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3826 This presentation may look like a stretch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3827 It's a really long-term deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3828 I'm telling you, there's something strange about this guy and his suitcase. Did you hear rustling coming from it?" "I've learned not to ask questions... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3829 New protocol: All contracts carved in stone for Corporate directors. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3830 You're on the wrong side of the Not so Brief History of Greed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3831 Why, oh, why do they call them briefs? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3832 Just as safe as Hillary's server 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3833 It's an extra large table so we can massage Mr. Trump's ego. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3834 I think we've found the limits of the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3835 Let take it to the CFO he knows where all the bodies are buried. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3836 We've got to get this extra long spaghetti to the patent office before the Italians. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3837 ...what's more, you don't have to gate check a PowerPoint presentation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3838 Yeah, just in time to catch the final four. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3839 It's company policy now... Three guys hired for one job. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3840 It's the longest case we've ever worked on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3841 I know we carpool - but this is a little to far. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3842 Am I the only one who thinks this isn't the way to end outsourcing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3843 It's your turn to have coffee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3844 Back before the revolution we had roadies, we could choose our costumes and hair-dos, and heavy metal didn't mean a steel guitar case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3845 It's a proud office tradition, long board chess at lunchtime. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3846 So, whatever happened to the concept of "brief"case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3847 Hey, do you think in the future briefcases will have four handles? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3848 I'd help fellas, but I only make 79% of what you do so you should be able to handle it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3849 Why do you think they call it "the 'Xenophone' ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3850 Do you think we might be pushing this whole "team thing" a bit too far? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3851 The Academy is pushing for more diversity... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3852 You didn't ask what they meant by "teamwork is our central value"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3853 Thanks, but I'd rather you guys share the actual workload. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3854 What a shame. He was only forty-five. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3855 Think of it as flattening the hierarchical structure, one supervisor at a time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3856 Call Priebus and tell him "the eagle has landed" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3857 A team effort! It's a team effort. That's all I friggin hear. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3858 Keep your hands off my business. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3859 Once we get started just take your cue from us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3860 Tell him these nuclear codes are getting ridiculous. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3861 No, our arrangement will not include a wife. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3862 Case closed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3863 Kktn 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3864 In my dad's day, interns counted as half of a regular employee! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3865 Glad to see we're all on the same page. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3866 I prefer 'confetti heaven' to 'the shredding place'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3867 Wish I could put her in the box too. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3868 I hope we don't get a new co-worker today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3869 I wish you two would get off my case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3870 Briefcase-Pooling 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3871 Sometimes the most unexpected people tend to help you in rare occasions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3872 This was the briefest case they had. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3873 How can we be sinister if you walk on the right side? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3874 We're holding it together, aren't we? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3875 We need to have a debriefing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3876 This time we pass by the men's room before the handcuffs, ok? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3877 So who gets to use the health insurance this month? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3878 It may be long, but it still identifies as brief. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3879 Be very alert on the left turns 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3880 Just my luck I have to share a briefcase with a cyclops and a guy with yogurt-covered raisins for eyes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3881 I know The Donald said it's just a prop he wants for tonight's debate, but I really think it's an anti-establishment rocket launcher. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3882 Sometimes a lawyer needs a little assistance..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3883 The board's really going to like our long-term plan. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3884 Oh, man, this new corporate ladder still lacks transparency. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3885 Psst...should we crack it open a little to give Romney a little air? Convention isn't for another week! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3886 If your playing Wagner, the contrabassoon player typically needs an extra set of lungs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3887 Your eyeball is sticking out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3888 The banging, I can explain...but, do you hear someone screaming? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3889 So, how are you related to the thin man? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3890 Ransomeware, really. Did you have wipe your macbook and print everything. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3891 Consultants need to make a really big first impression 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3892 It's the giant hot dog from that other caption contest. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3893 So... how long have you played team billiards? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3894 Forget it; you're no Rosa Parks! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3895 You being the new guy, I think it only fair to inform you, that as soon as we turn into the office, a struggle for possession might ensue which could, and sometimes does, result in violence and I have a third degree brown belt in karate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3896 I heard there is a dead rabbit in the box. What do you think? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3897 REMEMBER,WE ARE ALWAYS IN AGREEMENT. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3898 Remember, it's a LAPStop. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3899 What did she mean when she said we remind her of Donald Trump? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3900 They just call it a "brief". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3901 Any thoughts on how we'll split the commission? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3902 It IS Louis Vuitton; they’re designing by committee now. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3903 I'm just the middle man. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3904 You've probably noticed that our firm represents a lot of basketball players. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3905 Some lawyers use legal-sized paper. I prefer illegal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3906 If your hand starts to hurt, I'll switch sides with you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3907 I'm sorry that class moved to Friday. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3908 My bad. "I'm a team player", I said. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3909 Just act natural. Pretend it's a xylophone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3910 This "share your briefcase" rage will prove to be a fad. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3911 This is not a very brief case... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3912 ... and that, my friend, is what you do when they face the wrong direction! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3913 I also hate the long hours. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3914 Poor Stanley, suffocated in an envelope. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3915 I'm so already over the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3916 What you looking at? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3917 I wish I could see the look on his face when he can't find the body. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3918 I am the next coming of Christ. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3919 Yeah, maybe the open office has gone too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3920 It took me awhile but I came around on the concept of car pooling , but this is going too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3921 I think we've taken car pooling a little too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3922 Yes, you're correct, it was less expensive than three individual brief cases. But I'm not convinced of its practicality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3923 Can you believe management is hiring consultants to help get rid of "redundancies"? What a waste of money. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3924 We were in a band together. How did you know him? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3925 Perhaps we're taking this UberPool thing too far 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3926 Maybe we're taking this "Sharing Society" a little too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3927 “Today are we Stooges, Bears, or Musketeers? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3928 I love being your kid to work day. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3929 Let me do the talking...we don't want to appear weird if we all talked at once 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3930 If your peanut butter & jelly sandwich stinks up my audit report he'll ruin you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3931 How was I supposed to know they didn't like electric guitars? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3932 Let's try rolling the scroll next time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3933 Your just wrong if your not on the right. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3934 Our reading of the constitution is especially rigid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3935 We'll call it the not so briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3936 Of course the drummer is conservative. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3937 Quit complaining! You sat shotgun in the carpool! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3938 Well, it's lighter than a coffin. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3939 At our law firm we only use 8-1/2" by 70" extralegal paper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3940 This is one of his lengthier briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3941 How do you always keep your end up? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3942 You can only Paleo so long! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3943 Oh, so you're a conservative? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3944 You need a yoga mat not a flying carpet. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3945 This doesn't work correctly when you're on the opposite side, Brian! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3946 Is it me, or do these payments keep getting bigger? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3947 This is not the 'brief threesome' that I thought it was. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3948 To be honest, Reginald, I just don't know if this "not-so-brief case" was such a good idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3949 Does it really take three of us to whack this guy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3950 Glad you could join the firm. We needed a third hand, 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3951 We couldn't have chosen a *brief*case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3952 New deal at the office, "Buy one get two free!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3953 Trump's loudness keeps him small endowed .These back up body parts are becoming heavier and heavier 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3954 I've been having a hard time managing my caseload lately. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3955 He's not heavy, he's my broker. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3956 This collaborative workspace, team building crap has finally gone too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3957 He wanted us to play at his rally, because apparently, we make his hands look big. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3958 This is going to be the presentation to end all presentations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3959 Did you notice? Bill wasn't pedaling at company speed this morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3960 I draw the line at the bathroom door.jg 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3961 No, this doesn't mean I will be bringing my work, and you, home with me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3962 ''Why do I feel like a middle child.'' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3963 Big smiles, big smiles guys, or this briefcase made for a threesome will never catch on 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3964 I'm tired of being the middle-man.I yearn to be more. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3965 I hate this corporate mergers ... where's our rugged individualism? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3966 He's a good listener. lousy talking head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3967 We have a handle on things!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3968 You really took the think outside the box suggestion to heart, huh? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3969 ...remember, Bob's gonna say, "But these chopsticks are too short!," and that's when you start the Coldplay song. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3970 So which one of us gets to play tonight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3971 I told her it's the iphone7+++ 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3972 When I said "Back to the drawing board," I didn't mean it literally. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3973 This is what happens when you let the sales department decide how we do file sharing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3974 I guess this can't be considered a 'briefcase' technically. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3975 The folks up at sales will just have to acknowledge the Return of Low Tech. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3976 I KNOW it's your first day, but try to keep up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3977 Do you think she suspects anything? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3978 This partnership thing is over done. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3979 I believe in teamwork, but this is carrying it a little too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3980 Spray tan? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3981 Do YOU think horizontal integration has gone too far? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3982 Nobody here handles the big cases by themselves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3983 It's a very big case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3984 Maybe if you worked a little harder you'd be middle handle material. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3985 I'm also going to need your help in the men's room. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3986 Well that idea went over like a lead bassoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3987 Next week we go after Yanni's keyboard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3988 I'm starting to think our life insurance pitch may be in bad taste. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3989 Is this what they mean by diseconomies of scale? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3990 Hey, I don't want your stuff touching mine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3991 Lighten up already. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3992 I'm an equal opportunity bagman. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3993 Luck of the draw, I guess. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3994 It was marketed as a mobile collaboration system. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3995 If the boss WANTS 3-part harmony, he GETS 3-part harmony. ronj 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3996 Remember, I have front handle at pretrial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3997 We shoulda cut him up and got rid of him piecemeal. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3998 The coworking trend has gone too far 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3999 The long-form case never quite caught on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4000 - I told ya! You don’t need to merge briefcases when merging companies! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4001 I wonder if we're taking this collaborative workplace initiative too far? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4002 I think people are starting to get the wrong idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4003 Bet it was hard for her not to ask us what this is. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4004 I think I'm going to invest in my own suitcase from now on instead of share one with the both of you. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4005 The Donald brief's are in here. They're huge, if you know what I mean. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4006 Mr. Trump said something about needing it for his huge briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4007 Maybe 'teamwork makes the dream work', but taking that cab ride here would have been a lot easier on my own. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4008 this is the last time we're filing and wearing the same suits. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4009 Have you seen the new bathrooms yet? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4010 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4011 I think that you're the one who's a team player, after all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4012 I'm ready for the training wheels to come off. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4013 Matching pocket squares in teal would really draw some attention away from this three handle briefcase 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4014 How are 3 of us going to play this guitar 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4015 So uh how many kids you got? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4016 He has the heavy end. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4017 The boss got this "team" idea while attending a funeral. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4018 Two thousand bucks for alpenhorn lessons and the only gigs I get are cough drop commercials. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4019 Trump wanted his family jewels insured by Lloyd's of London. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4020 They said board meeting, hence, I've brought a board. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4021 i think management is taking department consolidation too far 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4022 If they ever ask what's in the case, it's closed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4023 I'm glad we finally got a case for the corporate ladder 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4024 I thought that went well except for the "casket of the future" crack. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4025 Work pressure will do that 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4026 I'll be so glad when the jury comes back on this nasty faulty ironing board liability case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4027 Remember, we take no questions until after the fat lady sings. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4028 She wouldn't have laughed if she knew that the Managing Partner told us to "bring in a new big case." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4029 Sorry, we opted for the long form. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4030 Sorry for the long speech, but we don't do brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4031 It was one thing when they put all three of is one cubicle and now this! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4032 We need to look like we’re a team. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4033 They say it was the one Georgina Spelvin used in "The Devil in Mrs. Jones." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4034 It's the Donald Trump model. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4035 Peddle harder! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4036 "Skinny" here never did like elevators. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4037 Taking teamwork to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4038 I'm excited to see the paperwork for Jarndyce and Jarndyce. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4039 Judge wants to move this case along. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4040 Can I get the caboose next time, Jacobs? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4041 Hunt continues for Machinegun Slim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4042 We welcome diversity at Southpaw Corporation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4043 I do believe we're onto something with this accelerated, on-the-spot, three-on-one, good-guy-bad-guy, captive elevator approach! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4044 What are you looking at? You've never seen a man with a briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4045 You realise, with this we are redefining the definition of "brief"! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4046 Gentlemen, do you think we may be taking that joint defense agreement just a little too literally? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4047 Bob, why did they put the sub in a briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4048 It's our "Show & Tell" demonstration. Not surprising that White House staff have not seen a bazooka up close and personal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4049 What ever happened to one riot, one Ranger? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4050 What's the opposite of "merger"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4051 This pool cue isn't big enough for the three of us 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4052 The overhead bin's fine, but we will be walking to St. Louis if it must be stowed under the seat in front of you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4053 Bus. What bus? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4054 This company has the weirdest team-building exercise for new hires, don't you think? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4055 I said Three on a Match not Three on a Latch 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4056 You guys aren't planing to eliminate the middleman are you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4057 The boss said to get to the office ASAP as soon I as I told him we were presenting a lengthy brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4058 Smart phone and massage bed is all I carry with me!!!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4059 Why am I always in the middle of everything? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4060 83 years since “The Boss” was so meticulous with a contract..then again, this is Mr. Trump’s 9th with us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4061 " THIS WILL NOT BE BRIEF " ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4062 We all carry our weight around here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4063 Still beats those Conference Bike Meetings. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4064 Act like you're just a decoy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4065 If anyone should ask, it's an extra large violin. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4066 I love our union too..... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4067 It's how we maintain a full disclosure at the office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4068 I think we've discovered the limits of the car pooling concept 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4069 Groupon? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4070 We really got a handle on this case don't you think. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4071 It's suppose to "amplify" our "ecosystem". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4072 You said your right arm was stronger didn't you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4073 These contracts are getting way too long. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4074 Because nobody wants to be left holding it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4075 I dated a black girl once and if it were up to me you wouldn't be standing in the back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4076 Our Law Office has given Togetherness a whole new meaning 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4077 He's always late for the meetings. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4078 Remember what they told us, it's "all for one, and one for all". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4079 I'm all for flexible working, but this job sharing arrangement is just becoming ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4080 Remember if the police walk by, act natural. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4081 He told us he wanted to be buried just in case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4082 They're right: our reimagining of the laptop has some obvious flaws. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4083 I have Donald Trump hands too. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4084 Did you see her shoes? Weird. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4085 Why do you think it's called "carried interest"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4086 EVER WONDER WHAT THEY ARE PAYING US FOR? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4087 You call yourself a coxswain? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4088 When transporting the Craby Patty Formula. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4089 What happens when one of us has to go to the bathroom? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4090 Where are the other 3 guys? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4091 I'm not so sure that a troika can pull this off. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4092 They said this would be brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4093 You'll only be able to see files I'm sharing with him 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4094 This really is a big Have you ever been put on a case this big before? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4095 Bernie honestly isn't as bad for Wall Street as I was expecting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4096 Thanks, now you're part of the office in-crowd. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4097 She may be a mom, a wife, a caregiver, a food provider, a teacher, a cleaner, and our coworker, but our job is far more important." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4098 Trust me. No one will notice. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4099 Sorry, Brian—you’re off the Henderson case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4100 I'm into 3 ways, but only briefly. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4101 When did I sign up to be a pallbearer for the corporate world! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4102 Between this suitcase and McDermott's death stare, we should convince them to settle without a trial. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4103 Right on cue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4104 It's what we like to call the magic of three, Bob. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4105 Hey, you insisted on bringing up the left. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4106 Saul over at Rossford Inc. tells me his company is just beginning THEIR merger. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4107 Car pooling is fine but how 'bout some one else getting the hump for awhile. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4108 when a board meeting feels like your going to a funeral 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4109 Somebody may say we look shifty, but we are just shifting hands. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
4110 From longships to long-tables, when does this end? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4111 What will Airbnb think of next? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4112 So the presentation was a bust. Why does the slide screen need an all-floors burial march? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4113 Lunch? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4114 You wanna be on the right side of this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4115 Just remember, you're only the Third Attaché! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4116 We work for a cooperation firm. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4117 You know, I've been saying it for years, but I really think Mr. Thompson is too liberal in his use of the term "brief". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4118 The amateur pallbearers never practice. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4119 This is not the time share I was hoping for. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4120 When I told him we'd carry the legal burden together he thought I was being literal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4121 Remember guys, walk in sync! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4122 It's gonna' be hell when he asks for the nuclear codes." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4123 You want the Flying Magic Yoga next door. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4124 Try to look sad. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4125 Tandem briefcases are all the rage in Milan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4126 This lawyer's brief is anything but. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4127 Demonstrable teamwork mate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4128 Not every case is brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4129 I knew we'd have to go to the Cleveland meeting on a bicycle built for three. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4130 I told you the suits were a bad idea 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4131 We may all be sharing the workload, but you guys are really doing the heavy lifting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4132 Now we all get paid for overtime. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4133 Do you know whats in this case? Your looking very shady today. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4134 It's brief, but not that brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4135 I hate working weekends 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4136 Look, Mr. Cruz said he wanted our campaign contribution in 20's so stop bitching and get your calculator out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4137 Next time can't we just mail a check to the Superpac? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4138 What Bernie doesn't realize--these year-end bonuses are heavy! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4139 It took me years to move up to middle management. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4140 It's "the briefcase." With the nuclear launch key? Big missile, big key. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 They only allow one carry-on. 2.7500 0.28868 4 0 1 3
1 I'm a little worried about the revolving door in the lobby. 2.6667 0.40825 3 0 1 2
2 I want you off the case. 2.6000 0.24495 5 0 2 3
3 I started off where you are. And look at me now! 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
4 I'm not sure it's worth it just to be able to ride the express elevator. 2.5000 0.28868 4 0 2 2
5 This looks like it's going to be a long drawn-out case. 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
6 Big case today. 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
7 Looks like we're all working on the same case. 2.5000 0.50000 4 1 0 3
8 Corporations are people too, but their coffins are more compact. 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
9 I hope they don't cut out the middle man. 2.3333 0.40825 3 0 2 1
10 Don't blame me for deal falling through... I'm just the middleman. 2.3333 0.66667 3 1 0 2
11 The partners didn't think I could handle this case by myself 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
12 First it was three to a cubicle 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
13 Are you sure they won't miss him at our next meeting? 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
14 I knew the judge would think our brief was too long. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
15 You know the judge is going to throw this case out. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
16 Bet it was hard for her not to ask us what this is. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
17 Is this your first big case? 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
18 Just think of yourself as the rudder. 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
19 It took only one lawyer and was called a "briefcase" 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
20 Wait. If you're here... who's in the briefcase? 2.2500 0.28868 4 0 3 1
21 We forgot the myrrh. 2.2500 0.47871 4 1 1 2
22 This is so awesome. No one has any clue we're going golfing. 2.2000 0.22361 5 0 4 1
23 After you've been with the firm about 5 years, you'll start seeing yourself on second handle too. 2.2000 0.22361 5 0 4 1
24 Time to admit this is the worst case scenario. 2.2000 0.37417 5 1 2 2
25 His last wishes were to be buried in paperwork. 2.2000 0.22361 5 0 4 1
26 It is a rather lengthy brief. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
27 I misunderstood when the partners said they were giving us the same case. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
28 This case is anything but brief. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
29 This is not what I meant when I suggested we have a three-way! 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
30 It's our latest smartphone. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
31 I can't believe they're making us all wear the same suit! 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
32 Threef case. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
33 Do we really have to disclose how many people it takes to change these fluorescent bulbs? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
34 It's a looooong story. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
35 Seems like the briefs keep getting longer and longer. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
36 We’re putting the band back together. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
37 This case has gone on too long. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
38 This is the biggest deal I ever worked on 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
39 OK, OK, I’m gonna get a thumb drive. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
40 There's no way I could have taken this case on my own. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
41 No- the worst part about downsizing is we only have one pen. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
42 Remember when we used to get our OWN briefcases? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
43 You wouldn't know the challenges of middle management. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
44 You're on the wrong side of the case. 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
45 I'm feeling redundant 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
46 He says 'coming about', you shift to the starboard side. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
47 I've never been comfortable with the way we get rid of nosy interns. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
48 Don't you hate spread sheets. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
49 This is a long held secret. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
50 Want to share a cab? 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
51 Of course I'm worried. People always want to cut out the middleman. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
52 I never dreamed I'd be honored with the privilege of helping transport Mr. Trump's ego. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
53 Why do I always get stuck in the middle of these long cases? 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
54 What? You never heard of file sharing? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
55 Should we really be calling this a 'brief'case? 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
56 Not every case can be brief 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
57 What if only one of us gets the job 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
58 I told you it wouldn't stop at carpooling... 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
59 Work hard and one day I guarantee you the center position. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
60 How do you screw up "three briefcases stuffed with cash?" 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
61 Now remember, when we get in there, we talk with one voice. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
62 You see her weird purse? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
63 Actually, the deal died days ago....we're the pallbearers. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
64 It comes in handy when 48-inch subs go on sale. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
65 Welcome to the Bobsled account. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
66 It's the biggest case I've handled. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
67 You're definitely on the wrong side of this case. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
68 If you get tired, we can change sides. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
69 Remember when bassoonists carried their own instruments? 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
70 You know, I could just let go. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
71 You think anyone noticed the huge luggage so far. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
72 It's the terms AND the conditions 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
73 Judge wants to move this case along. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
74 Ever thought of getting your own briefcase?. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
75 This is a big case; don't be on the wrong side 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
76 This is the worst case scenario. 2.0000 0.40825 3 0 3 0
77 You know... you're not indispensable. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
78 I told you we can handle this case. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
79 Because CPA's don't have roadies, thats why 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
80 It took me years to move up to middle management. 2.0000 0.70711 2 0 2 0
81 Don't worry, our presentation is too big to fail. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
82 I honestly thought that 'consolidating our workforce' meant getting laid off. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
83 Did you see that look on her face after I told her we work for ACME sex toys? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
84 Act normal. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
85 The long form takes seven handlers. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
86 I use to lose my briefcase all the time until I hired you guys. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
87 I don't know. I'm just the middle man. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
88 I wish you two would get off my case. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
89 I've been having a hard time managing my caseload lately. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
90 I really think Arthur Miller would appreciate our adaptation. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
91 No one needs to know the President is travelling to Lanikai Beach again. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
92 Tell him these nuclear codes are getting ridiculous. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
93 Must you always speak in the third person? 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
94 The boss will be impressed with our new meaning of "teamwork". 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
95 Trust me - this is how we landed the Costco account. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
96 It's good to see that they aren't trying to cut the middleman out of every transaction. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
97 You know, I think I'm getting a handle on middle management. 2.0000 0.31623 5 1 3 1
98 Looks like we all have a good handle on the case. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
99 A briefcase on wheels? That would look weird. 2.0000 0.57735 3 1 1 1
100 it's nice that we all work on the same floor. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
101 How long do you think we have before they notice our boss is missing? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
102 When we get to the airport, let me do the talking. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
103 It's a Mormon divorce. 2.0000 0.57735 4 2 0 2
104 The boss got this "team" idea while attending a funeral. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
105 We're prepared for a lengthy trial. 2.0000 0.44721 5 2 1 2
106 This is the longest case we've ever worked on. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
107 First time with a big case? 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
108 Sorry, we opted for the long form. 2.0000 0.40825 4 1 2 1
109 You don't seem to be on our side. 2.0000 0.28868 4 0 4 0
110 This presentation is dead, and we're the pallbearers. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
111 If we can just get past the xylophone detector, we'll be home free. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
112 I'm middle management. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
113 I just want him to know the report is from all of us. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
114 What did she mean that was a weird massage? 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
115 At the end of the day, you are either on our side or you're not. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
116 It's a lengthy brief. 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
117 I hope this doesn't mean I get the middle seat. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
118 "If the case is brief, there's no relief." Johnny Cochran taught me that. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
119 Yep, I'm the middle man. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
120 This is the company solution to force us to share a taxi. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
121 This is working out way better than the bicycle. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
122 Remember the good old days when the Gun would fit in A violin case 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
123 These pallbearer conventions are the worst. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
124 Louie, you did bring the shells-- right? 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
125 Should we share a cab? 1.8000 0.22361 5 1 4 0
126 Will you please stop humming "We Shall Overcome" 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
127 We don't call it a threesome in front of clients. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
128 Next time, let's set the paper size to "Letter". 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
129 So, for lunch—the five-foot hoagie, and we’ll sit on the sofa? 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
130 I can't wait to meet our wife. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
131 Democrat? 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
132 I thought you said you were left handed. 1.8000 0.48990 5 3 0 2
133 I can tell you’re not really lifting. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
134 I'm rethinking the carpool. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
135 I told the judge it would be a long case. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
136 It was your idea to file the long form. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
137 It's the corporate ladder. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
138 This is NOT too heavy to be a massage table. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
139 You're a righty?! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
140 What does management not understand about 'brief'? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
141 The auditor wants to see my long form. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
142 This is where it always gets awkward. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
143 Nothing brief about this case. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
144 In my previous briefcase pool the other guys never pulled their weight. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
145 Congrats, guys. We are now too big to fail. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
146 "Long arm of the law" my foot! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
147 You can tell a lot about a person by the questions they don't ask. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
148 This is the biggest case in our firm's history. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
149 I hate group projects. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
150 Job sharing sounded more glamorous in the interview. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
151 We're big on teamwork here, wait til you see the bathroom 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
152 I remember when bribes fit in a normal briefcase. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
153 Bloody team-building exercises. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
154 It's a bargain compared to the briefcase for two. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
155 When we go through security, I'll do the talking. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
156 An MBA is useful, but rowing team experience is essential. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
157 The judge is right, you've got to shorten the length of your briefs 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
158 Thanks for the help, it's a really big case. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
159 Got enough air in there? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
160 We are working the same case. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
161 Because nobody wants to be left holding it. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
162 Cut it out, Johnson. Brakemen don't steer. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
163 Geez, Talk About a Merger... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
164 This meeting should put an end to the "Where's Hoffa?" question. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
165 What can I say? This 'sharing economy' thing has really taken off. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
166 How much more can we merge? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
167 At first I was skeptical, but I'm starting to really like briefcase pooling with you guys.. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
168 You guys aren't planing to eliminate the middleman are you? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
169 One more mistake and you're off the case. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
170 I know, right? It's a new OSHA reg when moving a tripod. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
171 At least we can take the HOV elevator now. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
172 In retrospect, I don't think I fully understood what "making partner" entailed. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
173 I hear they want hire one person to replace us. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
174 Make no small plans. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
175 If anyone asks, just say it's a long story. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
176 But we just went to the bathroom. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
177 It's a big case. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
178 At our next meeting, I get to be coxswain. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
179 Next week we go after Yanni's keyboard. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
180 Remember: Let's be brief. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
181 Somehow, I never envisioned myself as part of a lawyer three pack from Costco. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
182 First, they made us share an office. Later, they made us share a cubicle. Now, this is just RIDICULOUS! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
183 Work hard and one day you'll get to the middle. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
184 They're taking this merger much too seriously if you ask me. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
185 You're right-handed, kid. No way you could ever be #2. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
186 Wanna bet they try to cut out the middleman? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
187 Mergers... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
188 Personally I don't see any redundancies here do you? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
189 Small price to pay for the iPhone 14. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
190 Your first time filing a 1040 long form? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
191 You're just not middle management material. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
192 So... how long have you played team billiards? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
193 Job sharing is a joke. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
194 Keep working hard, Jacobs, and someday you'll move up to second handle. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
195 Sorry, but Charlie and I don't need to go to the bathroom right now. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
196 I used to think we were gong paperless. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
197 We want an element of surprise with a bit of fear 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
198 I told you - keep in brief and to the point - but noooo. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
199 What do you want to bet its not the bonuses? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
200 Not much....my lunch, some paperwork, a shovel... why do you ask ? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
201 Not sure briefcase-pooling is going to catch on. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
202 How many lawyers does it take to file a brief? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
203 The nuclear codes were a lot shorter before common core math. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
204 'Buy three suits, get a briefcase' sounded good at the store. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
205 They ain't gonna miss him for a couple of hours so as long as we don't do something stupid to bring attention to ourselves. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
206 Play your cards right, you'll be standing on this side in two, three weeks. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
207 Just hold your end up and we'll do fine. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
208 Like they've never seen a briefcase before! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
209 This your first really big case? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
210 Do you know how long it took me to get to the middle? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
211 I'd like to go back to just carpooling. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
212 The key to a successful robbery is to act normal. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
213 You need to carry your weight. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
214 Sorry you have to deal with my baggage. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
215 I don't think this is how file sharing works. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
216 You guys know this is MY saxophone, right? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
217 Makes them feel better about our $2,000 per hour consulting fee. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
218 Our coffee mug has three handles too. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
219 We all share the same baggage 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
220 Why do we need a xylophone for the business meeting again? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
221 Why does he always get to be up front? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
222 I'm not totally sure this is reducing our carbon footprint. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
223 These mergers are so awkward! 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
224 What do you think about this new IRS Long Form? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
225 Ironically, I stopped carpooling. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
226 Next time, we buy one with wheels. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
227 This has to be the only opera with three offstage bassoons. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
228 Just try to act like this is completely normal. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
229 Accessorizing with synergy suits you. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
230 Look. We're paid to stretch things out. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
231 It was a brief life. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
232 Yes, I realize I should have checked the paper settings on the printer. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
233 You're right, the elevator is faster. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
234 Do you remember the procedure for when I need to switch hands? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
235 We really need to get in the same carpool. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
236 Well, it's certainly not a brief case... 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
237 It gets us in the cafeteria HOV line. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
238 We're drifting right again. Smedley's not much of a team player, is he? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
239 Are you ready for the shareholders meeting? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
240 It's Trump's briefs. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
241 I think we all have a handle on this now. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
242 I'm guessing you're right handed. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
243 Are we all on the same page? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
244 Have you ever been to a mortician's board meeting? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
245 That's just the way it is, least seniority gets the back handle. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
246 Bathroom,anyone? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
247 On this case you're co-co-counsel. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
248 I put in two years with the third handle. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
249 Just remember, small hands big briefcase. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
250 So my daughter tells me we should be worried about this thing called "the cloud". 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
251 I love the new suitcase pool. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
252 Yes, the case has been extended. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
253 Well, you're taking the middle seat in the plane. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
254 Are we all going to the same meeting? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
255 We also have to screw in a light bulb today. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
256 Twenty-five years to settle the Fender estate. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
257 Pool cues. What's your line? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
258 People will talk about this merger for decades. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
259 I don't really feel that I'm pulling my weight. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
260 Now, you're sure they insisted on the long-form contract? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
261 We need a smaller briefcase. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
262 Middle management is harder than it looks. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
263 Yes, Jeff, I get it -- you're a manager. But you're not a *middle* manager. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
264 We have long legal briefs. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
265 They're the XL files. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
266 I wouldn't really say this case is brief, exactly. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
267 Then I'll say, 'Your honor, this case is not brief.' 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
268 It was a very long brief 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
269 Who suggested we have a giant hoagie for lunch? 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
270 They will agree to settle before we even open it. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
271 And that's how I made it to middle management. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
272 He fudges the numbers, I display confusing graphics, you close the deal. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
273 I don’t care if you have a blister. Get over here. We look stupid. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
274 Gosh, Mark Cuban is an a$$hole. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
275 By the way, Collins- welcome to the firm of Collins, Collins, and Collins. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
276 You sure you saw this in GQ? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
277 Just walk in backwards. It's easier, believe me. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
278 Who knew file sharing could be this much fun? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
279 I know you've got your eye on my job, Ted. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
280 Do you think they suspect we're cutting out early to go surfing? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
281 I was just made partner. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
282 So apparently we all "work well with others"? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
283 These team building exercises are getting cumbersome. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
284 We'll show them what bureaucracy is. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
285 I preferred it when we could just fire a guy. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
286 Did you see that strange lady on the elevator? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
287 Okay, this is good. We all have a handle on it now. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
288 The strategy is to draw this case out. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
289 Well, it's not exactly a brief case. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
290 This draft might get through the House, but the Senate will find it too long. 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
291 I'm wondering how brief this case is gonna be. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
292 His last request was to be alphabetically archived. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
293 First time as an Executive Pallbearer? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
294 What's a computer? 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
295 Glad you could join the firm. We needed a third hand, 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
296 Remember…tight on the left turns …and take it wide on the rights. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
297 Sharing files was easier at my last job. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
298 "So this is what they meant by 'becoming a partner'?"' 1.7500 0.28868 4 1 3 0
299 I still say we should not have brought the long form! 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
300 I'm so already over the sharing economy. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
301 Frankly, gentlemen, the prosecution is always tremendously intimidated by the size of my legal pads. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
302 I think the benefits of file sharing were grossly exaggerated. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
303 If our seats are three across, we should be able to get some work done on the flight. 1.7500 0.47871 4 2 1 1
304 Fine next time you can have shotgun 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
305 "Briefs", my ass! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
306 I always thought 'the long arm of the law' was just a figure of speech. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
307 If you weren't right handed we could get a nice cadence going. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
308 You get used to it after you've been job sharing a while. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
309 It's quite an honor to carry Mr. Trump's briefcase. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
310 I'm just happy we're not sharing a brain. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
311 I never understood purses. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
312 This wasn't my idea of a triumvirate. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
313 'Who's turn to take it home tonight?' 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
314 I'll be so glad when the jury comes back on this nasty faulty ironing board liability case! 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
315 How do you always keep your end up? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
316 So, you're on the other side of the case now. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
317 How did you get him in there? 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
318 This would be a lot easier if we carpooled too. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
319 He insisted on a wide screen presentation. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
320 When the boss said he had a big case for us, I thought he was talking legal. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
321 In this case size matter's. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
322 Don't worry. This sharing economy is just a fad. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
323 You've obviously never been an 'Express Rest' pall bearer before. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
324 I think too much emphasis is put on "works well with others." 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
325 Act nonchalant. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
326 Did you bring the key? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
327 I'm starting to think our life insurance pitch may be in bad taste. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
328 Do you think we're taking this car-pooling thing too far? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
329 They're right: our reimagining of the laptop has some obvious flaws. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
330 This job-sharing policy has gone a bit too far. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
331 Don't forget, you're the one steering this bad boy. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
332 You think the prosecution is prepared for a lengthy case? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
333 I heard I'm getting promoted to front handle soon. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
334 Just sharing the workload 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
335 Todd wanted to let you know, he left a nice layer of palm sweat on that handle for you. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
336 As you'll learn, we're all about collaboration here. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
337 You weren't kidding about a heavy caseload. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
338 Consultants need to make a really big first impression 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
339 It feels wrong calling it a briefcase. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
340 We can handle this case together. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
341 This is not a very brief case... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
342 From now on, I'm going to handle this case my way. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
343 We never speak of this again.. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
344 Legal-sized paper is for wimps. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
345 Want to case-pool next week too? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
346 Some day I'll have my own bassoon. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
347 I think this job sharing thing has gotten out of hand. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
348 It's bad enough the company makes us share a room. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
349 Remember, they have no evidence of collusion whatsoever. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
350 I've never been a pallbearer at a corporate funeral before. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
351 It's not a briefcase — it's a lengthy case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
352 You would think she never saw a threefcase before. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
353 I didn't think this is what you meant by file sharing... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
354 There really is an Uber for everything now. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
355 Oh but you should see the size of the prosecutor! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
356 That chick was bangin'! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
357 I thought legal pads were already too long. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
358 It's great to have you on this case! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
359 One day you too could be middle briefcase. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
360 You know what they say about men with long briefcases. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
361 Assistant VP, deceased fluorescents. And you? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
362 He insisted on a contract no longer than one page. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
363 Going to open the meeting with your man walks into a "board" joke again, Phillips? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
364 Next year we file the short tax form. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
365 I understand you've thought of a way to reduce our carrying cost. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
366 I remember when they used to call these "brief" cases? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
367 Now we can triple-bill the client. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
368 The sharing economy has officially gone too far. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
369 It's still considered a 'Brief " case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
370 The briefcase is obsolete... that's our sales pitch. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
371 What do you mean you want to cut out the middleman? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
372 Remember, now, we never disagree. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
373 Let go on three. Ready? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
374 Flat Stanley's final wishes were to be shredded. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
375 We should all be on the same side. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
376 I've learned that the middle man gets paid for doing nothing. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
377 "When do I get to be up front'? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
378 This is our first big case, boys. Let's not mess it up. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
379 You'll never move up a handle with an attitude like that. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
380 Hey, thanks for filling in--Harvey got called away onto a much bigger case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
381 You're the new adjunct attaché? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
382 Welcome to the sharing economy. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
383 Must feel strange being the right-handed minority. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
384 I'm glad we all work on the same floor. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
385 I hope they don't eliminate the middle man." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
386 You're right. He does fit. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
387 I'm in middle management. And you? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
388 Did you remember the iron? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
389 I don't think you're on the right side here, Smedley! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
390 The airline charges for each carry on. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
391 Of course, size matters 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
392 I told you not to get H.R. involved. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
393 Some aspects of this corporate merger are silly. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
394 You're not going to like the executive washroom either. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
395 This was supposed to be a job for one-handed couriers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
396 These team building exercises are getting awkward. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
397 Longest brief I ever wrote. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
398 I thought I was just going to share the office!! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
399 As a former pallbearer, this way is a dream come true. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
400 Now, isn't this the coolest way to steal their silverware? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
401 Larry did you forget to poke holes? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
402 Someday I hope to move to the first handle. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
403 In five years, I'm gonna be the guy holding the front handle. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
404 I don't mind sharing an office, but this is ridiculous... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
405 I'm ready for the training wheels to come off. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
406 I think we've got a handle on this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
407 I was asked to be a pallbearer for last quarter’s strategy, too. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
408 Her purse looks big enough for a human head. Creepy. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
409 As usual, Greg's not holding up his end. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
410 It's sort of an eco thing, uses the whole alligator 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
411 Never thought I'd be a Les Paul bearer at this age. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
412 Did you remember to bring the extra-long paper clips? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
413 Smith, you are going to have to start pulling your own weight. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
414 What makes you suspect that we're co-dependent? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
415 No. You're in the back because we're left-handed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
416 Don't forget- we don't yell Happy Birthday until she jumps out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
417 First big case? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
418 It's gonna be a long meeting. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
419 Remember, we shake hands at the same time too. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
420 Why was she staring at us? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
421 I think we lost because we haven't mastered brief writing. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
422 They said to bring a body of evidence. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
423 He lost Florida to Trump and goes home to rest. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
424 I get the carpooling, but remind me how this is better for the environment again? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
425 I hope you put your name on your lunch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
426 It's his 3 piece suit. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
427 There's no 'I' in 'Team,' Tim. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
428 Don't you think they're carrying this "TEAM Work" thing a tad too far? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
429 I'm okay with ride-sharing, but this is going too far. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
430 I need to get out of middle management. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
431 If he reads the whole contract we are screwed! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
432 Tragedy about the steamroller but Joe sure made it easy to be his pallbearer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
433 Briefcase-Pooling 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
434 The case was tricky, but the whole firm had a handle on it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
435 This time, I'll be Larry, he'll be Moe, and you can be Curly. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
436 Yes, you're correct, it was less expensive than three individual brief cases. But I'm not convinced of its practicality. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
437 Not every case is brief. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
438 I hate being in the middle, I hate that we all dress alike, and I hate that you’re always on the other side. Other than that I think we make a great team. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
439 I'd help fellas, but I only make 79% of what you do so you should be able to handle it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
440 These corporate mergers can be awkward. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
441 Hey stop complaining. I NEVER get the window or the aisle seat. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
442 So, how are you related to the thin man? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
443 Think of it as a stretch briefcase. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
444 They said this would be brief. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
445 Let's see what she does if we drop this and run. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
446 Death by steamroller. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
447 Do you think this deposition might be too long? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
448 Our paperless office program has a long way to go. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
449 I hate being a pallbearer for dead deals. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
450 I'm a team player, but I'd still prefer separate office chairs. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
451 I'm not sure that I like the new job sharing program. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
452 We have a handle on things!!! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
453 Be cool. We're only here to case the joint. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
454 This would be a lot easier if we all worked on the same floor. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
455 Not now - I'm in the middle of a big case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
456 I express my individuality through my socks. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
457 Just act nonchalant. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
458 Team work makes the dream work. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
459 Don't drop it. This is the biggest case the Firm has had in years. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
460 Did you use the "size of your briefcase" line again? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
461 "Brief" case my ass. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
462 By the time they notice the party sub is missing, we'll be long gone. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
463 This is one of his lengthier briefs. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
464 When you said threesome this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
465 This won't be brief. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
466 You really took the think outside the box suggestion to heart, huh? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
467 I told her it's the iphone7+++ 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
468 I hope this huuuge case distracted her from noticing our small hands. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
469 So how does this work with carry-on? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
470 Boxers or briefs...and you just had to say boxers! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
471 Hey, try and say attentive attorney's attached attache five times fast. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
472 Remember its your turn this time to request it as a carry-on. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
473 How likely is it that they'll let us put this overhead carrier in the overhead carrier? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
474 This'll be the LAST time she asks us to keep it brief. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
475 I think we’ve got this job-sharing thing all wrong. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
476 You're right. The HOV elevator is faster. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
477 First we carpool together, and now this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
478 I guess we should have expected this in today's sharing economy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
479 we'll have more than enough towels now! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
480 Why can't I dream about flying, or something fun? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
481 What did she mean by, "eliminate the middle man?" 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
482 The trickiest part is reversing into elevators. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
483 So what's it like in the right hand world? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
484 Risk management take the rule of 3 very seriously. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
485 Try to be inconspicuous. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
486 Is she still looking at my butt? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
487 I told you, once we use the rest of the 8 1/2 by 33 paper, we can start using our own briefcases again. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
488 After the steam roller ran him over, his family decided against our normal coffin. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
489 We were told to deliver it to the Trump book depository. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
490 Could you try to keep your Hi Ho's in time! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
491 FORGET about trying to cut out the middle man! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
492 Nothing personal, putting you at the back and all that. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
493 No, we don't all need to be handcuffed to it. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
494 ''We are not taking a bus.'' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
495 Yeah, full of layoff notices, but one handle is fake so that none of us can know for sure who delivered them to HR. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
496 Act normal when we get to the airport. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
497 It's the biggest case of our careers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
498 You can thank the geniuses in Mergers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
499 There's talk of merger. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
500 I think we're taking this shared economy too far. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
501 Only one person can pull the trigger, you know. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
502 I don't know, Barry. What if we never meet three fraternal triplet sisters carrying a tri-purse? Maybe that stuff only happens in the movies. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
503 Try not to look suspicious 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
504 Who're we kidding? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
505 Don't bring a knife to a gunfight. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
506 They're going to know we have cocaine in here unless you guys unpop your eyes. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
507 Well, I guess the project really IS dead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
508 Herb as the third black man it'll be your job to agree with everything Ron and I say. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
509 Don't forget to mention our work for the Trilateral Commission. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
510 OK, the first thing you need to know is that Ted was a leftie. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
511 ...and for tomorrow's executive training I'll be showing you proper coffee break etiquette. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
512 The accountant said to file the 1040 long form since we are organized as a partnership. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
513 Has it occurred to you that I'm always in the middle? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
514 When will our hands hit puberty? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
515 It's a new blade for the guillotine. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
516 We find that this works much better than the buddy system. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
517 Well, that was easy. I imagine the restroom will be a little tougher. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
518 This is not a brief case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
519 when "When we hit the men's room , who's letting go first? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
520 I'm tired of taking the freight elevator 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
521 Just keep your gym shorts outta my lunch. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
522 Wait till you see what their doing to our cubicles. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
523 You're outta line, Mister. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
524 Next time tell him we'd rather not pay in small bills. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
525 We graduated from Trump University. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
526 You're the new guy, aren't you? Word to the wise: Nonconformity doesn't wash here. Other side, pal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
527 - I told ya! You don’t need to merge briefcases when merging companies! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
528 Think I'll manage the next case on my own. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
529 I know Bill's work was his life, but we should have used a casket. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
530 Nobody will suspect we have hotel towels in here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
531 Beta testing the iPhone 8 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
532 This is actually the work of six. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
533 Is being on the Left a political statement? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
534 Sales calls to the Pallbearers Union are always a bit different. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
535 Let's hope we enjoy Take Your Firearms to Work Day. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
536 I always wanted to be in the Secret Service, but I never dreamed I be on the presidential ironing detail. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
537 Whose turn to take it home? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
538 I 'm tired of team building. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
539 What else are you going to do with a dead business model? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
540 Willy said he wanted to be buried in his sample case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
541 OK guys, I totally get carpools, but how is this supposed to help the environment? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
542 I fear you're on the wrong side in this issue. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
543 Why shouldn't it be you at the back of the briefcase? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
544 To be honest, when I signed up for the job-sharing program, I had a different arrangement in mind. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
545 I suppose it's too late to change my mind. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
546 Oh, good--now we can get in the HOV hallway. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
547 Maybe it makes our hands look small, but it definitely makes our briefs look better. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
548 Over the years, I've perfected the illusion of sharing the load. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
549 When the boss said we were the perfect lawyers to handle a long case, I thought he meant a trial! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
550 And it triples our billable hours. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
551 do you know whats in here? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
552 Madam President requested a massage table and three suits, go figure. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
553 You may have guessed already. It's the plans for Trump's Mexican wall. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
554 It's a bassoon. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
555 Are you sure there is enough in here to get Kanye out of debt? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
556 Maybe best to leave it at car sharing. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
557 It's a new feature of our work share program. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
558 Went well except for that subway turnstile. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
559 Don't ask me. I'm just the middle man. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
560 As always...oldest leads, youngest loafs, and I carry. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
561 Remember, they're paying us for big ideas. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
562 This company has the weirdest team-building exercise for new hires, don't you think? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
563 Our job-sharing arrangement has officially become weird. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
564 I think I just figured out why it was on sale... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
565 It's the 'team player' concept run amuck! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
566 You're taking off on Friday? Who's filling in for you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
567 It's just as Vita requested . I stuffed her pockets full of rocks and now we're going to drop her and the cats in the East River. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
568 Don't blame me. I'm just the middleman. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
569 Nobody here handles the big cases by themselves. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
570 Anorexia 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
571 Share a cab? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
572 We're only allowed one carry on item. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
573 Hoffa 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
574 Next time, maybe don't be so quick to volunteer for the big case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
575 Have you noticed Bernie has two more left sleeve buttons than me and one more than you. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
576 You should see the case we use to carry the boss' ego. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
577 Trust me 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
578 Remember when all we needed was a violin case and a tommy gun? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
579 No, that's not the reason your in the back. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
580 I don't see this merger working out long term. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
581 I'm glad the judge granted our extension. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
582 I can't keep getting in-between you guys. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
583 The client prefers everything in triplicate. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
584 This is how we smuggle putters into our office. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
585 I thought you had the combination. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
586 You should see my business cards. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
587 There's nothing brief about this case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
588 Which side of this case are you on? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
589 We should have filed the short form. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
590 I hope you remembered the fulcrum. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
591 Yes, POTUS' list of potential Supreme Court nominees is getting quite long. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
592 This is the weirdest themed funeral. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
593 It's a case, but it's not a brief case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
594 This way none of us can be fired. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
595 All through law school I dreamed about my first Big Case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
596 When Jerry said look like a team, I didn't think this is what he had in mind. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
597 Team building sucks. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
598 Wait, you work on the second floor? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
599 Shh, there's illegal-sized paper inside. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
600 We're in this together, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
601 This is my first really big case--I'm glad you two agreed to help out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
602 Stop worrying, she's not focused on our small hands... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
603 He's big on mergers. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
604 This may prove cumbersome near the urinal. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
605 We'd like your perspective on handling this case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
606 Are you sure Joe wanted to be buried like this? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
607 Silently, Fred feared this might be an indicator of their hotel accommodations. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
608 Joe, my last day is Friday. I'm tired of being the middle man. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
609 I can't wait until we can stop using the long forms. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
610 I need to go to the men's room 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
611 Do you mind? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
612 This project will go faster if you were on the same side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
613 Wanna share a cab? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
614 We use it as a battering ram to break down barriers to white men. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
615 Next time can we take the Hearse? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
616 Now remember…when we get on-stage I’ll count to three, we let him out and all yell, 'Happy Birthday, Boss'. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
617 They'll never be looking for a body in a body-size suitcase carried by three people. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
618 Remember when suits came with two pairs of pants? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
619 Before you can carry the nuclear football, you have to master the atomic pool cue. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
620 This time you do the massage. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
621 For me, the jury is still out on the new three per cubicle policy. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
622 i'm really tired of holding up your end 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
623 Job sharing used to sound like fun. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
624 I'm getting really tired of all the synergy initiatives 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
625 Short sales are so much easier to execute. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
626 Remember. We can't look like pool hustlers. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
627 Expect this briefing to run long. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
628 This thing is like a nicotine patch for my pall bearing addiction. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
629 We don't need an *actual* ladder to get promoted. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
630 It's a really big account. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
631 Next time we file a brief, we should use a narrower font. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
632 Yes Mel, "The Will" mentions a preference for Southpaw pallbearers 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
633 First the open office, then the shared desks . . . now this? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
634 We're filing the long form. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
635 I hate presenting to mortuaries. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
636 Its a campaign contribution. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
637 They're going to shred it and spread the ashes across the Pacific. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
638 Remember: BE the trifecta. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
639 This really stretches the word "brief" 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
640 It's hush-hush, but supposedly he died from an eating disorder. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
641 Is there a turnstile? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
642 I told you to play the flute. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
643 As a cost saving measure, we're now considered one full-time employee. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
644 Just think how "Handled my firm's largest cases" will look on your resume. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
645 White Collar Crime Chain Gang 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
646 And job sharing hits a new low. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
647 Someone should have told me about the Boss's Inner Punster before I insisted that we all be put on the same case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
648 God, I hate group projects! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
649 I draw the line at sharing my briefs. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
650 I use this to carry giant squeeze packs of catsup and relish in case one of the IT guys brings another giant wiener for lunch. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
651 At the interview, remind them that we also carpool 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
652 Of course Stanley would have wanted it business as usual. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
653 I love explaining that I can't stay late because I'm case-pooling. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
654 We let go on three 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
655 Ever handled a case this big? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
656 We've got this Davis, we really only need two pallbearers for the thin man. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
657 Sharing a desk is OK, but this is ridiculous. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
658 This is the most collaborative office I've ever worked in. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
659 Listen up, we first say, 'Boss, we have a new Stradivarius', and then we open fire. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
660 I trust the pen is in here this time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
661 There's collaboration, and then there's codependence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
662 I thought I was taking the lead on this case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
663 I apparently didn’t read the fine print of the RideShare program. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
664 This is my first big case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
665 I carry you two. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
666 HR is trying out a few new ideas around the shared work space concept. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
667 This isn’t what I had in mind when I signed up for job sharing. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
668 I really hope no one feels an irresistible urge to tell a light bulb joke. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
669 Pallbearer's United, Local 6 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
670 Elevators good. Revolving doors bad. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
671 Remember, we're all taking equal credit 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
672 I wish mother wouldn't pack our lunches together. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
673 " Now, look straight and walk like we belong here". 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
674 It's a new type of paper called Super-legal. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
675 Just do what I do. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
676 I think it's time that we learn PowerPoint. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
677 This is the casket for the guy in last weeks cartoon. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
678 I have to go to the bathroom. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
679 He has small hands. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
680 We bill by the handle. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
681 The boss wants everything in triplicate! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
682 Whose side of the briefcase are you on, anyway? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
683 If you fit, we'll sneak you out next. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
684 I'm going to room 218. You? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
685 I think we have a handle on this case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
686 Can you handle it? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
687 I gotta be honest, I find elements of the merger demeaning. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
688 El Chapo is a genius. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
689 Seriously Bob, don't worry. The first gig was a fluke, everyone loves triple neck guitar groups. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
690 What did you think "three for the price of one" meant? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
691 Well why not, we car pool don't we? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
692 Accounting insisted we file the long form this year. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
693 So how did you know Slim? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
694 I don't know about you but I have a really good feeling about that interview Jeff. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
695 And if something should happen to him... Bam! We both move up. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
696 I told you stupid ideas work. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
697 Yeah, but just wait until you see the new legal pads! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
698 Remember, our strategy is to keep the presentation short. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
699 The D.A. said that this would be a long case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
700 I told her it was the gun legislation. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
701 This "Three's Company" reboot has really jumped the shark. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
702 Your first day and you're already sharing a big case with the partners. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
703 Get off my case, Fred. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
704 'Things get dicey in the bathroom.' 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
705 You don't really have to do this. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
706 It's not that I mind the middle handle, I just don't feel like I'm carrying my own weight around here. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
707 I'm getting really sick of this redistribution of wealth... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
708 I worry that I'll never move beyond middle management. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
709 What's up for the weekend? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
710 Why do they always want small unmarked bills? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
711 Chauncey, let's not have any of that 'thinking outside the box' crap during today's presentation shall we. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
712 You're sure they said actual boiler plate. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
713 When he said we'd be sharing cases, I did not take it literally. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
714 Whose turn was it to bring lunch today? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
715 Remember: our thinking is "inside the box". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
716 We will win this big case! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
717 First we had to share a cubicle. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
718 We're anticipating a long trial. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
719 I thought we'd never lay this case to rest. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
720 Does this mean we have equal shares? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
721 Escalators and stairs are a bit more challenging. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
722 Talk about luck...three xylophone players in one office. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
723 Yes, it is a big large for a briefcase, but it's where Trump keeps his other set of hands. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
724 Sometimes I wonder about this new sharing economy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
725 The judge said he dislikes long briefs. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
726 They're going to downsize. The middleman always gets it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
727 ...appears we're on the same career track. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
728 Our presentation may go a bit longer than planned 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
729 I'm not sure this is what Corporate meant by consolidating departments. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
730 It's an honor to be pallbearer for the latest budget killed by the board. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
731 The knocking is going to give us away. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
732 I definitely prefer acquisitions to mergers. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
733 When they said I'd be in 'mergers and acquisitions' I had no idea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
734 Good idea not bringing the 4th guy, we'd have looked pretty silly. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
735 They said it was a three man job 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
736 Now you know what we do with people who give lousy elevator speeches. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
737 What happens when one of us has to go to the bathroom? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
738 So you're the right-hand man. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
739 I don't recall "heavy-lifting" being included in the job description. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
740 I love our union too..... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
741 Perhaps we should have stopped at carpooling? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
742 What happens when one of use needs to use the restroom? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
743 Stay close. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
744 It adds weight to our recommendations, and we charge more. Remember, don't smile. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
745 Someone needs to tell the old man what file sharing really means 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
746 This job sharing isn’t what I thought. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
747 Just be grateful they removed the handcuffs. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
748 Can't believe TSA didn't blink 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
749 Does this merger feel a bit awkward to you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
750 If we forgot anything, I don't know what it could be. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
751 A word of advice Evans, you don't want to do anything here that makes you stand out. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
752 Next year they'll let us start carrying our own briefcase. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
753 Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to merge our companies. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
754 He was wrong about being carried out of here in a pine box 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
755 Nothing about this case is brief. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
756 Have you guys heard any more about the downsizing? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
757 I've always wanted to be a pallbearer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
758 I would have expected you to be on the left. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
759 I know we're in a sharing economy, but this is ridiculous. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
760 Fortunately, the prosecution didn't have much of a case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
761 This is nothing. Wait till you see the mens room. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
762 Did you remember the key? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
763 Mr. Trump likes to keep his comb close at hand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
764 And briefcasepooling saves on what now? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
765 The Donald brief's are in here. They're huge, if you know what I mean. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
766 You're absolutely certain he said bedspread and not spreadsheet? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
767 Be alert. There's a revolving door up ahead. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
768 I've never been to a briefcase's funeral before. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
769 I had to use the long form. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
770 It's going to be a long meeting. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
771 Is this really synergy? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
772 Taking this merger business a bit to far, don't you think? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
773 Next we change the light bulb. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
774 I'm beginning to resent these long, drawn-out cases. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
775 These corporate bribes are really getting out of hand. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
776 This is not what I meant by file sharing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
777 So you're the new guy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
778 They used to call this a brief-case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
779 Slim deserved a better send off 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
780 This isn't the threesome I had in mind. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
781 Remember, the trick is to act invisible. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
782 Think they'll figure out we are not a string quartet any more? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
783 Ok guys, let's make this brief. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
784 It's a merger case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
785 The shredding is today; but we'll scatter the ashes on New Year's Eve. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
786 You gotta wonder who has the time to read these long briefs. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
787 I hate group work. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
788 This job sharing is going too far! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
789 Three's Company 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
790 You'll find, at this level, that 'brief ' takes on a whole other meaning. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
791 Not the brief case we had hoped for. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
792 Slim wanted to be buried from the office. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
793 Why do you always get the lighter end? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
794 I'm the middleman. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
795 Act like it's heavy when we see Susan 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
796 I told you this litigation case was huge. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
797 This is why I like powerpoint. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
798 Hey... Group project means "Group Project"! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
799 Is this your first luggage company merger? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
800 I think we've got a handle on this case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
801 Do you remember the 24-digit combination? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
802 Just because I'm middle management doesn't mean you can call me "Alice." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
803 .... I told you we would share this big case with you and I meant it...." 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
804 I've been working on the long range forecasts. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
805 I say that next time we try the cases separately. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
806 The boss is really serious about his pool sticks! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
807 OK, already, I won't call it a briefcase again! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
808 We need a smaller laptop 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
809 Did you check out the blonde? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
810 I understand you name is Trey. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
811 Worst three-way ever. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
812 Les Paul bearers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
813 Legal briefs keep getting longer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
814 We really are the only ones who know where the bodies are buried. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
815 I hate you, and I hate the sharing economy. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
816 Heavy requires commitment, not poseurs , 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
817 The super PAC says it's the only way to save the party. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
818 I really appreciated your support in there. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
819 I heard the next move is to make us share a single Netflix queue. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
820 This isn't what I had in mind when they said that we're merging companies. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
821 I'm glad we were all able to get a handle on this case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
822 No Bob, they’re not taking the team bond exercise seriously enough. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
823 Being your own man? Overrated. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
824 People want to know, but they never ask. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
825 The rivalry began when pen manufacturers watched the Republican Presidential debates. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
826 Our Company is certainly big enough to afford a permanent conference table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
827 Glad to see we're all on the same page. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
828 Keep your hands off my business. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
829 I wonder if I'll always be stuck in middle management. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
830 What time are we taking our bathroom break? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
831 Tell me again why we printed out the terms of service. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
832 You can get a lot more out of them with a massage table than a lot of muscle 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
833 Do you think the results of the Republican candidates’ penis size really needs this much security? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
834 Get ready, this is gonna be a long case! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
835 When we get to the spiral staircase, I call back. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
836 Here we bill by the foot. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
837 Yes, mobile massage therapist is quite a change of direction, but ironically the whole hit-man thing was stressing me out. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
838 Yes,we are calling ourselves the dream team 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
839 I read they do this at Google 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
840 I will not tolerate another threesome joke... lady 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
841 I hate team projects. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
842 I think we have a pretty good handle on this case. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
843 " THIS WILL NOT BE BRIEF " ! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
844 Thanks for helping me carry my not-so-briefcase. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
845 I really hope they see the big picture. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
846 "Why on earth should a flat-pack casket be any creepier? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
847 I have Donald Trump hands too. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
848 Isn't it ironic that they're still called briefs? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
849 Thanks for your help, this is a really big case for me. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
850 Just to be clear, the 'long form' was not my idea. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
851 If anybody asks, we are not together. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
852 I draw the line at the bathroom door.jg 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
853 If you ask me, this is carrying teamwork a little too far. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
854 I think we've taken car pooling a little too far. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
855 It's the giant hot dog from that other caption contest. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
856 As soon as no one's looking, we fill this baby with K-cups. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
857 So who gets to use the health insurance this month? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
858 Next time, I get to push the elevator button. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
859 The design team didn't appreciate the danger posed by revolving doors until it was too late. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
860 Sorry, I called shotgun. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
861 When did I sign up to be a pallbearer for the corporate world! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
862 Don't envy me. I had to perform despicable acts to move up to second handle. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
863 Believe it or not, we used to have four on a briefcase. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
864 It started as a one page memo, then it went to Congress. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
865 Yes getting hit by a steamroller is a terrible to die but think of all the money Stan is saving on pallbearers. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
866 How did I get in the middle of this? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
867 He wanted to die the way he lived. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
868 Alright! Tomorrow you can be up front! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
869 On the contrary, I thought there was just the right amount of humour in our presentation. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
870 I still get funny looks when I'm the middle man ! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
871 This guy thinks he's going to get away with one tip? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
872 We've never had to bother opening it, so I don't bother asking what's inside. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
873 We use this for office workers who die at their desk. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
874 When you're a lobbyist, you have to carry a lot of cash. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
875 I'm starting to rethink this briefcase pooling idea. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
876 Teamwork 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
877 I don't care if you're right arm is an orthotic, you need to be on this side. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
878 This is the longest case I've ever tried. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
879 Long story... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
880 Do you know who killed this project? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
881 The scuttlebutt is they're plans for his wall. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
882 Be a team player and change sides. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
883 This is the most complete corporate merger I can ever remember. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
884 I hate being the bearer of bad news. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
885 It's not brief, is it? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
886 The first one who says "outside the box," we let him have it. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
887 You're on the wrong side of the case again, Arthur. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
888 I was afraid he might get carried away. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
889 We felt a violin case was too Godfather. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
890 I never thought being a pallbearer would help me work my way up to middle management. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
891 It looks weird when you stand on that side 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
892 Your turn in front will come when we walk back. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
893 What do you plan to tell security? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
894 Up here in Winnipeg, we call it the "Hockey Stick" not "The Football" 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
895 Congratulations on making partner. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
896 We should trade this in for one with wheels - wha'da think? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
897 You have to admit, this is a clever way to get government agencies to work together. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
898 So, what's the deal with your eyebrows? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
899 First day at pallbearer school? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
900 Is this your first time as a pallbearer for a steamroller victim? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
901 I think you'll find our mentorship program is quite strong. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
902 A full weekend of Hamster Backgammon! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
903 He told us he wanted to be buried just in case. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
904 When we get to security, remember to act natural. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
905 We may have to screw in a lightbulb as well. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
906 Are we going to have to wear matching suits every day? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
907 You're on the wrong side again Larry. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
908 Must we take it so literally when a project is killed? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
909 Can we stop calling ourselves as the Human Centipede of tax law? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
910 Be discreet. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
911 I am sick of being just the middle man. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
912 Those High-Occupancy-Briefcase-Only express elevators sure make the hassle worthwhile. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
913 Guess I should mention that I forgot the combination lock to my portion of our briefcase. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
914 The hard part was folding him to fit inside. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
915 We better win this. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
916 Wait a minute your not the other triplet! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
917 But I really have to go! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
918 I didn't know you were right-handed. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
919 Just saying...they carried this team-building thing too far. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
920 Actually, we never ask what's in it. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
921 With all this 'collaboration' I don't know how to get ahead anymore. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
922 We're all about teamwork, Johnson. Don't let us down. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
923 Even though the boss says, believe him, there's no problem, we've been asked to present photos. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
924 I'm actually a big fan of this new job-sharing program. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
925 This is a very big case for our law firm to be handling in this trial... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
926 You're SURE these were his funeral instructions? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
927 Did you remember the showgirl and the saw? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
928 The new Office Supply Manager's name is Paul Bearer. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
929 Think they were impressed by the length of our presentation? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
930 In this case, we are not going to file a brief. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
931 I almost forgot today was Take Your Pallbearer To Work Day 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
932 H.R. takes team building to a new level. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
933 I hope the new "communal team" concept stops at the door to the washroom. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
934 Who's bright idea was booking separate rooms? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
935 TSA won't like this. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
936 I'm having difficulty getting used to the extent of our merger. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
937 I wonder what other atrocities await us during New Accountant Initiation. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
938 How long have you been working for the Department of Redundancy Department? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
939 I'm gonna need more space. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
940 It's a long story. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
941 And someday, if YOU make all the sacrifices necessary to reach the top of the lackey's ladder, YOU'LL get to grab the middle handle. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
942 I'm worried there's been talk of cutting out the middleman 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
943 Can we call it the not-so-briefcase? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
944 As go the briefs, so go the cases. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
945 I've got to take up a smaller instrument. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
946 "How many business majors does it take to screw in a light bulb"? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
947 You can't stay on that side in the bathroom. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
948 We've got a handle on this. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
949 This is last time I ask the partners for help with my caseload. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
950 I haven't really been lifting. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
951 If you ask me, this is a conspicuously large payoff. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
952 We've been separated! Why do we still use this conjoined triplets briefcase? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
953 In the end he had only budgeted enough for three pall bearers. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
954 This isn't even our biggest case this week. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
955 Have a good night's sleep last night? I happened to notice you tossing and turning a little. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
956 I guess this is okay, but did we have to share that stall? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
957 This is one hell of a brief! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
958 Switch arms and pivot on three. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
959 Now remember, if anyone asks, our firm has been handling class action lawsuits for years. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
960 Don't turn around. She is still staring at us. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
961 Every merger has its inconveniences. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
962 I hope the bassoon wasn't a mistake. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
963 Here in Ottawa, we call it the "Hockey Stick" not the "Football". 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
964 Golf clubs, maybe? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
965 Did you hear they're going to start charging for the HOV elevator? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
966 We'll dump him in the river. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
967 It's how Frank always wanted to go. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
968 Someday you'll be Handle One. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
969 If anyone asks, you're my nephew. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
970 These pallbearers' conventions are my only chance to get away. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
971 I'm the new Pedi-Uber. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
972 I never understood how being a team player mean't sharing a suitcase. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
973 I never thought I'd be an attorney for the Pallbearer's Union? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
974 I told you that it would be a long, drawn out, legal process... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
975 The lawyers made us do it. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
976 "So which shift do you want?'' 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
977 We need to have a debriefing. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
978 It really is a three-man job. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
979 It's the only sure way to keep a crease. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
980 I think today's the day I get promoted to front handle. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
981 I always deliver my tax return in person. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
982 I know, but it was either this or just an iPad. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
983 How do we get through the revolving door again? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
984 I'm a nervous wreck, all I hear is talk of them cutting out the middleman. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
985 Some cases require bigger briefs. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
986 I'm going to grab a coffee. I'll meet you at our chair. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
987 On the other hand, our billable hours have tripled. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
988 This meeting calls for the verbosecase. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
989 Why do I always have to be in the middle? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
990 Have you ever considered the sawed off version? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
991 When we head upstream, you'll have to do all the steering. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
992 We do everything in longhand. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
993 They said it would take about three attorney's to handle this case... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
994 I don't see how this promotes teamwork. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
995 Glad its an NRA approved violin case. There's an RPG launcher inside. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
996 So kid , how'd you like your first day in the ironing board business ? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
997 I think they will ask us to drop the case. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
998 You've probably noticed that our firm represents a lot of basketball players. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
999 I really dread the subway ride. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1000 I heard that we have to share one office chair next. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1001 When we get inside, let me do a third of the talking. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1002 Do you guys think we've been carpooling too long? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1003 I know it's the Flat Earth Society, but why use a 3D model? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1004 You might think she never saw men share the same briefcase before. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1005 Don't you hate these treble damage cases? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1006 Look out Johnson & Johnson, here comes Gary, Gary & Gary. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1007 My handle is redundant, isn't it? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1008 It may be long, but it still identifies as brief. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1009 If you think this is bad, wait til you the bathroom break policy. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1010 I take it you clicked the service agreement without reading it, too? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1011 Your success as a lawyer depends on how well you can lengthen a case and create easy work for your partners! 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1012 What happened to the BRIEF case? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1013 Quiet. No one will suspect anything. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1014 You think she noticed my new tie? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1015 This provision of the merger is OK. The wives' clause I'm not so sure about. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
1016 It's either a very large carrot or an average size stick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1017 I'm glad we finally got a case for the corporate ladder 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1018 I told we should should have kept it brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1019 We are definitely getting promoted, we landed the biggest case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1020 I think your lunch just moved into my jurisdiction. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1021 Aren't there limits to this teamwork concept? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1022 If nothing else we're now fully trained as pallbearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1023 The two-handled version was so 2015. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1024 Just follow us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1025 Don't forget the cannolis 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1026 If this doesn't go well which one of us will be responsible? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1027 I think we are taking this car pooling thing a little too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1028 Remember Jim, we need you, try not to fly off the handle again! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1029 We need to start making these legal briefs a little, uh... briefer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1030 Remember, you tell'em we bring gold, frankincense and myrhh -- I'll take care of the life insurance policy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1031 This is a lot of work just to sneek a protester into the Trump rally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1032 Who would have suspected his lose-it-quick diet would have worked so well? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1033 Instead of all the fine print, we've started using longer paper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1034 This laps-top is designed to encourage teamwork. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1035 Alright, How would YOU pack a snake collection? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1036 Next time, let's take the stairs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1037 We'll claim it as one carry-on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1038 'Can't wait to try out the new wallet sharing app ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1039 Look to the bright side: We get to use the security HOV lane! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1040 Still, let's keep it brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1041 If I go down, you guys are coming with me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1042 The boss always takes a long lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1043 I thought we each had our own when we got on the elevator. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1044 You never see my side of it, do you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1045 Just once can't you side with me on a case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1046 We need to look like we’re a team. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1047 It's all about collaboration now, Fletcher. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1048 The public has never really been comfortable with the pallbearers-in-training program! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1049 We take our votes on where to go for lunch very seriously. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1050 We're bringing the sharing economy to the workplace. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1051 They said board meeting, hence, I've brought a board. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1052 This firm is different — we find three men to do the work of one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1053 It was one thing when they put all three of is one cubicle and now this! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1054 I don't care if he fires me, next time he can clean his own damn giraffe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1055 you would think this company could afford individual briefcases? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1056 Today's brief is a little longer than usual. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1057 This 'sharing economy' thing is getting ridiculous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1058 Are you sure this is a "concealed carry" state? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1059 Mine is the taffeta. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1060 I never bring a knife to a boardroom fight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1061 We shoulda cut him up and got rid of him piecemeal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1062 It's my week to get the window seat at the desk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1063 I hear their trying to eliminate the middle man 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1064 Thanks for the help, fellas. My wife is going to love these really long earrings. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1065 Everyone has their own story. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1066 I said to bring everything just in case... NOT in just ONE case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1067 We need a briefer case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1068 This corporate team-building thing has gone way too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1069 This sharing economy has gone too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1070 I thought by now I'd be carrying the case alone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1071 You handle it well. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1072 The Johnson brief is anything but. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1073 I kept warning him to fix the parking brake on that steamroller of his. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1074 And most important of all, don't exit through the revolving doors! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1075 Let's just slide the bill under the door. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1076 I should revise the "advanced teamwork skills" on my resumé. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1077 Do you think we're taking this commute sharing thing a bit too far? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1078 It's a long shot deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1079 And we're the most normal guys here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1080 It definitely qualifies as carried-interest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1081 This means we all get indicted together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1082 Not that it's heavy, it's just awkward. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1083 It's bad enough we have to share an office, but do we have to share everything? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1084 Why didn't you just tell her we're from 'music removals R us', she'd never know... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1085 This is the last time we use a bazooka for an indoor hit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1086 It evolved after carpooling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1087 You sure attachépooling is a thing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1088 I just thought that "pulling your weight" was more of a metaphor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1089 I think the Efficiency Department has gotten out of hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1090 By the way, we'll all have to leave at 3:15 today....I've got root canal work scheduled. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1091 And you didn't actually understand me when I told you to table the decision, did you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1092 Why should you be up front? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1093 I told you it wouldn't fit in the overhead rack. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1094 A shared data plan takes a little getting used to.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1095 I think this teamwork thing has run its course 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1096 Look. Some briefs are long. Don't worry about it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1097 Now remember, don't say too much...this is supposed to be a brief case 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1098 You do know, Agent Mulder, that this lamp is intended exclusively for interrogations? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1099 "Nevermind" would have sufficed.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1100 I suppose you also want to cut out the middle man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1101 The overhead bin's fine, but we will be walking to St. Louis if it must be stowed under the seat in front of you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1102 Did you forget to bring our umbrella again? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1103 Try to keep up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1104 Just wait until the NRA sees this one! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1105 Yes, we are the three-prong approach people. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1106 I bought it at a Mafia yard sale, recently. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1107 The boss said to get to the office ASAP as soon I as I told him we were presenting a lengthy brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1108 What do you think of our new HOV elevator? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1109 "Skinny" here never did like elevators. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1110 Mergers and acquisitions. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1111 Frankly, we feel that you're not pulling your own weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1112 Remember, we just deliver the check. Don't recommend a bank that can cash it. I try to avoid eye contact. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1113 This is the longest presentation we've ever done. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1114 Somehow, I don't think UberBriefcase is going to catch on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1115 Do YOU want to tell the boss what happened to his pet boa constrictor? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1116 Okay, when we get into the interview-- just remember, we're one person. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1117 If you ask me, streamlining has really gotten out of control. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1118 Well, I mean, jobsharing yes. But who had this silly idea of sharing the briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1119 Harvey, people who get ahead around here, find their way to the right side of the briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1120 Sure, it's a big guitar, but it is worth it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1121 You mock our corporate teambuilding exercise by walking on the wrong side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1122 What a merger! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1123 I know it's not full of cash, but she doesn't. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1124 I'm really glad we could go into business together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1125 Loman requested that we honor his passing in this manner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1126 Never take the stairs with this thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1127 If he says no, I open the case, Barry aims it, and you fire. Okay? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1128 For a man with such small hands, he certainly has large briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1129 Well that was the longest divorce we’ve ever settled. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1130 It's complimentary with our stretch hummer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1131 Let's just hope that the publishing world is ready for "Flat Stanley Grows Up." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1132 I needed a right hand man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1133 This way, each brief generates three times as many billable hours. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1134 And please, this time don't say, " This product lets you cut out the middle-man" during our sale's pitch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1135 Stop asking questions, just carry on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1136 I don't think anyone will know we have a keyboard in here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1137 I don't know how he always gets to work before we do. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1138 Something wrong with your left hand Bob? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1139 This is the latest in tablets - designed by advertisers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1140 Do you think our brief is too long? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1141 The client insists on teamwork 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1142 How do I say this? This thing is just a cover. I left the memory chip in the airport washroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1143 Remember, fellas. This is EVERYBODY'S lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1144 It's good that they now make briefcases for group projects. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1145 I hope you don't have any vacation plans, Harris. This is gonna be a long case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1146 Let's be discreet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1147 It fits the bill. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1148 You know what, I'm glad we brought the case and I don't care that "scarves for giraffes" isn't a commercially viable prospect. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1149 This teamwork initiative is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1150 I'm in for Lars, he was promoted to the satchel unit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1151 Worst case scenario we won't all be late. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1152 Yes, the carpooling made sense, but we're now carrying it too far.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1153 You are right. This does make me feel more important. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1154 Well this case sure isn’t brief… 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1155 Didn't the prosecuting attorney say that three of us should handle the case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1156 Think they'll suspect collusion? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1157 Panoramic Powerpoint handouts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1158 I think we brought everything but the kitchen sink 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1159 This is gonna be a long meeting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1160 I hate these long briefs 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1161 Some people won't go anywhere without their ping pong table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1162 I think we left the xylophone in the car. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1163 A machine gun would be really cool. But this is a bass clarinet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1164 Well one of us should have remembered the combination. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1165 Like they've never seen a professional pall bearer before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1166 "Next time, we should think about the practical implications of a merger". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1167 I just don't like representing shallow people. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1168 Sharing is caring. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1169 Yes, it's a big deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1170 What The Donald wants, The Donald gets. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1171 It's all about teamwork, but the leg chain can drive you nuts. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1172 I assure you I can do this without you Price Waterhouse guys. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1173 His iMac is the headstone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1174 When they announced the death of polls, new jobs opened up for pollbearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1175 She acts like she's never seen guys share a briefcase before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1176 Let's keep this brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1177 We make wide turns. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1178 I give 3 to 1 odds we win the business. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1179 These long cases are really a drag. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1180 How well did you know this brief? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1181 This must be his briefcase, it's YUGE! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1182 We’re asking the court for a tall order. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1183 Just think but for Trump we would never had the folding stretcher. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1184 When is this "shared economy" going to end? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1185 We think that you're wrong side of this one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1186 Actually, I did hope I'd get a job transporting ventriloquists' dummies when I grew up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1187 Just wait till you try the job sharing toilet 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1188 It's nice that they print the nuclear launch codes in large print for President Sanders, but it does make things more difficult for us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1189 I know we saved on the airport luggage fee but don't you think it's time we each got our own travel bag? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1190 Handling a heavy caseload. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1191 What does she even do here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1192 Hope they included napkins with our five-foot hero. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1193 I love this new team building exercise. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1194 At the count of three we release the boa constrictor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1195 Does she know this corporate exercise is usually performed above the glass ceiling? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1196 Like I said, George, the firm's management committee is looking for new ways to promote collegiality and teamwork. Now, could you swing out to the left. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1197 Run over. By a steam roller. Easiest pallbearer gig I've ever had. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1198 I bet the guy that invented these junior executive condo briefcases is making a fortune. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1199 We're attachéd at the hip. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1200 Inefficient? It used to take 6 men to move Pallbearer Bonds. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1201 Don't you just love being a lobbyist for the funeral business? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1202 I bet they didn't think a white guy could play the koto. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1203 It Is a pair of gloves. Trump insisted on this box. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1204 I agree, it is less suspicious than one assassin carrying a gun case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1205 If anyone asks, this is a contrabassoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1206 Trust me, it's harder to leave it on the subway this way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1207 Anyone for a triple martini? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1208 I hate these long, drawn-out arguments. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1209 Before I was in Cream, I had to carry it myself. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1210 Ted just always has to be first handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1211 Do you think anyone suspects? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1212 Remember how Nixon had an 'Enemies List?' This is Mr. Trump's 'Losers List.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1213 Try not to be too obvious. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1214 In this case, it's not so brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1215 Mr. Trump said to put his ego with his other baggage 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1216 Oh for god's sake, it's not like this is a bus. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1217 I still think we would have less conspicuous carrying pistols in shoulder holsters. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1218 This brings 'working in tandem' to a whole new level. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1219 How are you liking the left side? I was thinking of switching. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1220 I think you're coming with us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1221 I always wondered what was meant by the "sharing economy". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1222 Weekend At Bernie Sanders'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1223 I should have told her I have a big package. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1224 Didn't I tell you? You saw the way the way that babe eyed us when she saw our cool partner briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1225 I thought mergers were supposed to eliminate redundancy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1226 He wants his enemies to know he arrived by stretch limo. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1227 That elevator was packed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1228 We're all handling the case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1229 I'm starting to think the sharing economy has gone too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1230 Everyone is going to think this ramrod is a briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1231 He opted for the "bury yourself in work" casket 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1232 Boss likes his bonus in small, unmarked bills. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1233 Are you sure Hank done it this way? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1234 It's a really long-term deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1235 Why do you think they know we're The Three Musketeers? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1236 I'm not sure if our CEO truly understands thr concept of sharing resources. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1237 I told you not to mention his tiny fingers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1238 'Okay, three-briefing we go! if you're sure they didn't say 'de-briefing...'" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1239 I'm tired of retorting, "Yes, in fact, our briefs are long." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1240 Toasted, Triple Long Sub, with everything on it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1241 but we have separate rooms 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1242 I still think printing the document on multiple pages makes more sense. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1243 Boy, if she only knew we are "Super Glued" to these handles! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1244 What's all this talk about cutting out the middle man? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1245 When you said oversight, I was thinking more like ankle monitor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1246 Just act natural. Pretend it's a xylophone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1247 I'm feeling it's little more heavy than awkward. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1248 I'm pretty sure the boss didn't mean this when he ordered the expansion of our portfolio. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1249 File sharing 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1250 Who knew the sharing economy would go this far? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1251 Quit complaining. The hips are always the heaviest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1252 Threesomes are all the rage now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1253 These days you never know who your delivering a Hero to. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1254 Don't you feel the synergy? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1255 Personally, I think doing everything in triplicate is a waste. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1256 He would have wanted an ergonomic funeral. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1257 It IS Louis Vuitton; they’re designing by committee now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1258 If I told you, I'd have to shoot you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1259 We can't let her go without her trombone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1260 The Democratic Socialist administration has really changed Wall Street. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1261 He groaned at the CEO's jokes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1262 This is my other smartphone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1263 Let's hope third time's the charm. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1264 Our vacations are even more interesting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1265 Just my luck I have to share a briefcase with a cyclops and a guy with yogurt-covered raisins for eyes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1266 You call yourself a coxswain? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1267 I hope your briefs aren't touching mine.... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1268 You two take the credit. I'm just the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1269 Believe me, it's tough hailing a cab. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1270 Can you remind me if this is a billiard or snooker tournament? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1271 Good news, I hear Ben Carson is taking surgery appointments again. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1272 The boss certainly does a lot of weekend reading. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1273 Well, I guess this is better than trust falls and ropes courses for team building. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1274 I didn't realize how much we'd be investing in the sharing economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1275 Caption Suggestion. No Caption. It tells a story without words. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1276 Get a grip, Ripley, we want to present a unified case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1277 Remind me: Are we three ad guys with storyboards, or three hit men with machine guns? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1278 So, what's in your suitcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1279 I hate going to long meetings. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1280 If your playing Wagner, the contrabassoon player typically needs an extra set of lungs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1281 I told you this is the perfect way to steal an ironing board from a hotel. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1282 They're not BRIEF case briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1283 The next time they send us to a board meeting we need to check on how long the board is. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1284 Trust me. They do this at Google. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1285 Not my idea of how a bassoon trio would work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1286 These mergers are becoming a little excessive. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1287 Checked or Carry-on? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1288 The court won't allow separate briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1289 You just have to draw attention to yourself, don’t you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1290 Yeah well being in the middle there's not much glamour either. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1291 Does holding this section of our bag make me look gay? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1292 I told you, we should've just done a power point presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1293 Be very alert on the left turns 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1294 We bill in triplicate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1295 I played bass for 'The Who'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1296 You're just not a team player, are you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1297 If you were a team player you'd have my back right now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1298 Remember we call it an Uber briefcase and think it's perfect for a shared economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1299 Great job maneuvering the elevator. Next challenge, the men's room. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1300 Wow, the briefcase-pool express elevator totally cuts our commute time! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1301 Maybe if you worked a little harder you'd be middle handle material. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1302 If we're going to handle this case properly, we all need to be on the same side! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1303 I got shotgun after the presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1304 Carpooling I get, but...? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1305 We should consider switching to info-sharing on the Cloud instead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1306 Carpooling is one one thing, but this is ridiculous! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1307 Sometimes the most unexpected people tend to help you in rare occasions. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1308 I get off on the third, Jack on the second. You can handle it from there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1309 Next time, I get to ride in the suitcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1310 Good thing we got off the elevator together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1311 It's never too lively at the Pallbearer's Convention 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1312 The modern mafia no loner uses Tommy guns and violin cases. We've found shoulder launched missiles to be much more persuasive. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1313 On the count of three, we switch hands and directions, ready one, ...two 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1314 Sure, we can leave him holding the bag. But my conscience will trouble me for a long long time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1315 Big smiles, big smiles guys, or this briefcase made for a threesome will never catch on 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1316 Small hands? Large briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1317 Remember, 3, whatever is under the 2nd handle is mine. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1318 He's a good listener. lousy talking head. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1319 Wish I could put her in the box too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1320 No one ever gets fired here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1321 I didn't know "killer presentation'' meant THAT! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1322 The team-building activities lately are not working. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1323 She's onto us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1324 I'll switch with you if you can guess what's in this thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1325 Ok, so you're black, and you're right handed. Is there something else I should know about you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1326 We couldn't have chosen a *brief*case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1327 I'm beginning to hope it's a gun. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1328 Quit complaining! You sat shotgun in the carpool! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1329 Do you think the jury will realize this is a really big case we are trying? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1330 No case too big 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1331 Cash like this? Definitely a king mattress. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1332 Never heard of a three-man flute. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1333 Oh, so you're a conservative? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1334 It's important you get on the RIGHT side of the sharing economy 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1335 I wasn't expecting a long, drawn out case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1336 Hey, know what? We would make *great* pallbearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1337 just remember, its a base trombone 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1338 If anyone asks, we're here for the croquet tournament, okay? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1339 Because we're a team, Bob, a single unified team. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1340 Damn, it's also my day to take the middle urinal 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1341 He's holding up his end, but he isn't pulling his weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1342 It's a Supreme Court brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1343 As you can see with our new patented Casket Compression Technology™ pallbearing becomes a breeze. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1344 You're new here aren't you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1345 Yeah, maybe the open office has gone too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1346 There!s no easy way to carry your light saber. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1347 I get those middleman comments all the time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1348 I'm the one doing the heavy lifting 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1349 So, whatever happened to the concept of "brief"case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1350 Who knew triple bottom line accounting would be so popular? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1351 I still have problems with the common bedroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1352 Dave, I thought that we all agreed to carry the briefcase with our left hand? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1353 Sadly that presentation died, but it will live on in all of us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1354 I feel like a pall bearer for a really bad big idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1355 It's the opposite of brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1356 Do you think we might be pushing this whole "team thing" a bit too far? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1357 Consider us as the three wise men reincarnated. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1358 Aw. Freeze drying, an elevator, half as many pall bearers, this new technology is making the funeral business so much better 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1359 So let me get this straight...the last one still holding on by the end of the week get's the window office? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1360 Go down and park the stretch limo - we got this covered. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1361 Do you ever feel like you're doing the work of three people? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1362 Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1363 Why am I always the middle man? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1364 You're the one who complained about your caseload. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1365 I think it is going to be a long drawn out case 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1366 We're playing the St. Valentine's Massacre tonight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1367 These forms are still required in triplicate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1368 It's gonna' be hell when he asks for the nuclear codes." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1369 It was a committee decision. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1370 It's brief, but not that brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1371 When we asked if you were a lefty, we weren't referring to your politics. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1372 Ironically, the brief is actually quite short. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1373 I dread the day they get rid of the middle man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1374 Share an office? Why? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1375 And then the bartender asked us, 'Why the long case?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1376 It's a much lighter load when the N.S.A., C.I.A. and F.B.I. work together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1377 She really just doesn't have a handle on our case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1378 Let's eliminate the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1379 The executive bobsled case always wins us gold. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1380 We may all be sharing the workload, but you guys are really doing the heavy lifting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1381 He wanted a corporate burial service. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1382 The Academy really expanded the number of nominees this year 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1383 I told you the one volume encyclopedia was a dumb idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1384 No, it's the 31st. Your turn starts tomorrow. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1385 It would look funny if there were two of us carrying a briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1386 Thank goodness for concealed carry. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1387 We have the edge. The contrabassoon will totally throw them off. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1388 Mine's the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1389 The evidence in this case is overwhelming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1390 We are making strides on ethnic diversity, but gender diversity still needs work... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1391 The board's really upset. We're gonna need to fall on our swords. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1392 I hate being the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1393 So uh how many kids you got? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1394 Yes Bentley, that was a long brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1395 I gotta tell you...Slicing up the body was a great idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1396 The embalming rotation is breeze. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1397 And to think we bought the last one! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1398 That's how you give a big presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1399 'I think it's time you and Frank got your own briefcases'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1400 Welcome to the major case team 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1401 Socialism sure makes work lighter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1402 I guess I'm not quite sold on this Briefcase-B-N-B idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1403 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1404 How do you think she guessed we work at a surfboard company? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1405 This new job sharing policy is great. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1406 Poor Higgins. Packaging was his world. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1407 Let me do the talking, ok? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1408 The boss is heavier than he looks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1409 I feel like we all have a handle on this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1410 It looks like the deal is dead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1411 I thought for sure Cuban would have invested 200 grand for a 25 percent stake. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1412 I figure two years on this briefcase, go to get my MBA, and then develop an app that disrupts an an outdated industry. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1413 Another proposal that will be dead on arrival. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1414 Get used to it. NRA amicus briefs are not friendly and they're not brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1415 And you thought this would be a brief case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1416 You've always chosen the wrong side, Albertson. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1417 Ha, you got the heavy end. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1418 You wanna be on the right side of this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1419 This all-in-one technology is getting a bit out of hand 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1420 I look forward to the day when all of us can be on the same side of a case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1421 I didn't realize that airport security would be such an issue, either. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1422 Thank God Ben Carson's back! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1423 Whose house tonight? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1424 We carpool, we merged briefcases and you're still not sharing your feelings. Damn it Fred, let me in. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1425 There's no turning back now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1426 No, YOU have to tell the boss her dog ran in front of a steamroller. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1427 Well this is awkward 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1428 RyanAir. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1429 Get it through your brain, Janice. We only have 3 handles! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1430 Do you think she noticed how big our briefcase is? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1431 "Wanna see 'no hands' again? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1432 We best all stay at the same hotel. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1433 Remember at the corners you and Johnson walk clockwise. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1434 Look, I've told you before, at Leadtec everyone starts at the back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1435 This new iPhone case is a real lifesaver, eh? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1436 'Team building's OK, but this is ridiculous.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1437 I call shotgun 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1438 The boss has really been going overboard with his Costco Business Membership. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1439 2 can be as bad as 1, it's the loneliest number since...Capitalism, right guys? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1440 You know- maybe people wouldn't stare at us as much if we didn't dress like the bad guys in The Matrix.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1441 These are the contracts for our NBA clients. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1442 Sorry, Brian—you’re off the Henderson case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1443 Sad that Donald was run over by a steam roller... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1444 Trust me. No one will notice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1445 Are you saying it smells funny ha ha or funny peculiar? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1446 This job-share isn't as flexible as I thought it would be. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1447 I know they asked for the long form, but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1448 Everyone wants to get rid of the middle man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1449 You'll only be able to see files I'm sharing with him 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1450 It's the "not so brief" case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1451 We're in kind of a legal gray area here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1452 We really killed it on that pitch. I just wish we didn't have to carry the body out with us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1453 Your tie is making people stare. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1454 Tandem briefcases are all the rage in Milan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1455 Try to look sad. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1456 Yes, there is no I in team but there is in briefcase and I want my own. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1457 It's the sharing economy, stupid. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1458 One tiny complaint about the handcuff, and now they don't trust me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1459 It's called "synergy"... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1460 This isn't what I thought the boss meant when he said this was a three-man case 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1461 Mr. Trump has especially large briefs... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1462 Are you sure this is what they meant by triplicate? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1463 When you suggested a three-way at the office, I had envisioned something a little different. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1464 The elevator is easy...lets see if you can survive the revolving door! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1465 I really thought I was going to get the lead on this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1466 I see the two of you have finally gotten a handle on what we do around here! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1467 So what do you think of the sharing economy? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1468 Which part of being a team player did you not understand? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1469 Long brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1470 The Boss said we had a "loser nuclear football" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1471 We've got to maintain the image that we're all in this together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1472 Don't take what she said personally. We have small hands too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1473 I get front on the way back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1474 I mean, you can't blame her for staring. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1475 I dated a black girl once and if it were up to me you wouldn't be standing in the back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1476 Remember, if TSA asks, we packed this ourselves. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1477 Next time I want to lead 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1478 So far no one has asked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1479 It's better than sharing a paycheck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1480 We're here for the Oscars, you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1481 These office Go Green initiatives are really getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1482 If he'd file his taxes online we wouldn't have to haul around this long form. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1483 I forgot something. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1484 I understand that the NRA is having success in lobbying Congress to allow the carrying of illegal weapons. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1485 It's from the Diversity Compliance toolbox. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1486 Remember, the success of this presentation depends on our finding three seats together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1487 Next they are going to merge us into one big one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1488 He has the heavy end. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1489 Are you cheating on your wife with the paralegal tonight or am I? I know Fred was last night. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1490 Don't you love this not so briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1491 It's not an open and shut case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1492 If anyone asks, you packed your own suitcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1493 They told me to bring along that big dummy 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1494 I love you guys. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1495 Unlocking the i-briefcase; this'll be good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1496 I wonder why the wives were so upset this morning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1497 Don't look at me, i'm just the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1498 you are on the wrong side again! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1499 The flute paid the piper. This is his casket. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1500 Maybe too much team-building? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1501 It was only a matter of time for Airbnb to get into the funeral business. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1502 If a diamond-encrusted yardstick doesn’t impress them, nothing will. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1503 This is definitely not a brief case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1504 If we are caught claim you don't know me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1505 Not surprising that her husband was buried in a piano. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1506 I'm not sure that "brief" is exactly the right word. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1507 Must you always take the opposing side of every case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1508 I thought that went well except for the "casket of the future" crack. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1509 Hard to believe that I first resisted this idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1510 There is no Y in TEAMWORK. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1511 You ask him. I'm tired of being the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1512 He wasn't joking when he said "I'm building a case". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1513 'Nice suit, I like your briefcase.' Of course she was talking to me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1514 I don't know about you, having three guys carry a trunk out of a government building, I'm getting out before Trump gets here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1515 Now that Mr. Trump is president, it takes 3 of us to carry the nuclear football. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1516 These audits are killing me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1517 Remember, you're the back-up to the back-up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1518 Downsizing? It isn't a matter of time here, it's a matter of how. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1519 Downsize THIS. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1520 Even with the three of us flying together, I don't think this will qualify as "carry-on" luggage. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1521 It's "our" report, but Slide 27 is all me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1522 Get off my case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1523 Vail or Breckenridge? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1524 The telecommuting ban has been taken way too far 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1525 How will we know when briefcasepooling has gone viral? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1526 Okay, you can have the middle position on the way out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1527 Billable hours X 3, got it? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1528 If they make any references to small hands, we unpack the big one. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1529 I suppose this has as good a chance as any of distracting from the leg shackles. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1530 As long as we're outside the suitcase, I figure we must be doing something right. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1531 The rifle case lets them know that we mean business. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1532 Why do you think we were called into this redundancy meeting? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1533 You can try to fit this thing by your feet at the meeting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1534 So my wife says, ‘Why don’t you each get your own briefcase?’ Women, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1535 He's my mentor, just like you're my mentee. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1536 This isn't about taking sides. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1537 You are always too far left for us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1538 Is this the three legged race for hands? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1539 Don't you find it strange that we're all wearing the same suit? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1540 It is part of the company's new job share program. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1541 We'll call it the not so briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1542 We need to take our case to a higher court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1543 Somebody should tell her the express elevator is for briefcase-poolers only. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1544 At our law firm we only use 8-1/2" by 70" extralegal paper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1545 Well, our body of evidence is authentic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1546 No one needs to know we are working together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1547 Honestly I kind of like the middle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1548 This is the longest brief I've ever filed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1549 "As always, we're the 3 Briefkateers". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1550 If this presentation goes well, I'm moving to front handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1551 How do we get this into the cloud? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1552 What's your problem? The boss said he wanted a big alligator case, so we got one, capeesh? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1553 I hadn't anticipated having to make room for a fourth person in there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1554 I never thought that "Working together on big projects" would look like this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1555 This team building is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1556 Vertical integration is dead. Horizontal, however... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1557 I represent the Stooges. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1558 Is this supposed to have all the money? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1559 If we make Shapiro partner does that mean we're going to have to get a bigger briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1560 We're carrying the donuts for the meeting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1561 It'll be noticed if you're not carrying your weight around here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1562 The amateur pallbearers never practice. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1563 Stealer's Wheel did Not have me in mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1564 Actually, Bill, it's quite rare for an extended case to have a single middle man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1565 I'll do the talking. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1566 This job sharing is becoming confining. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1567 This case is not-so-brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1568 My last case was even longer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1569 We work for a cooperation firm. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1570 The boss wanted it on illegal size paper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1571 For the record, I hate our new business cards. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1572 Next time George, you play the piccolo. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1573 Remember, this is my lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1574 From longships to long-tables, when does this end? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1575 Which way to the roof? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1576 We're filing a long brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1577 Be happy you got a full handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1578 Are we shareholders now? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1579 I get the team thing, but I hate the homework. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1580 They won't suspect us, we're not Muslims! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1581 Just act natural. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1582 I think I still prefer a briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1583 I ordered it from "Briefcases by Bernie." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1584 They won't accept a Bank's check for their condo. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1585 ..and after our first year with the firm, we will each get our own briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1586 It's a bobsled. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1587 The judge keeps extending the case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1588 Okay, next week is your turn to be the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1589 I wish they would stop talking about team spirit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1590 After we prop him up in his office chair, I'm out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1591 It's a union job. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1592 The IT people asked for a new platform and this should do the trick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1593 Don't you think this teamwork thing is getting out of hand? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1594 I'm tired of being the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1595 I understand carpooling and sharing rooms, but this is absurd. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1596 I hope nobody notices Simmons taking a "Nap" at work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1597 Get over it Stevens...it's Johnson's turn to hold the front handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1598 Thank God we all work in the same building. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1599 I feel funny bringing him into work this way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1600 Do you really think they'll like what we brought? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1601 I wish the firm's password were shorter. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1602 A tandem bike? Please. I have *some* self-respect. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1603 It's a three piece suitcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1604 I'm getting tired of these class-action cases. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1605 It looks like I'm helping right? That's the trick to being a middle man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1606 Corporate thinks our jobs are redundant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1607 I miss being a human centipede. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1608 It was HIS request to be buried in a brief case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1609 The preferred term is 'middle person'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1610 I think Larry is taking our equal partnership agreement a little too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1611 It's a new super computer. This is just the keynoard. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1612 I'm serious dude, no more tuna sandwiches. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1613 Did you lock the tandem? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1614 Fred and I feel you're not carrying your share of the load. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1615 Remember, Bob, it's like a canoe. If you walk too quickly you'll keep steering us into the wall. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1616 This IS a heavy work load. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1617 We've seen a lot of growth in our portfolio since last year. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1618 I expected more from a "Partnership" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1619 I think they have taken the teamwork concept too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1620 You were told when you joined the firm -- we only handle big cases. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1621 This sharing society thing has gone too far! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1622 Do I know you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1623 You know that teaming software they got us? This is the computer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1624 I wonder if she thinks we're compensating. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1625 I can assure you, this will not be brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1626 She was totally checking me out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1627 I heard he's going to kill the whole department 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1628 This meeting could go a little long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1629 The IRS wants this Form 1040 by the 18th 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1630 If they hire one of us, they have to hire all of us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1631 They can't downsize us, we know where the bodies are buried. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1632 You know things will go a lot smoother the moment that you get on the right side of the this case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1633 All the cool girls are going to be in absolute awe of our xylophone concerto ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1634 I think we are in for a long case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1635 Do you think they'll suspect anything? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1636 He's taking Tiny Hands to the next level. This is his new Speedo. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1637 Yes, I am the middle man and I say we should have gone one floor up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1638 I hope three on an attache isn't bad luck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1639 Luck of the draw, I guess. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1640 I wonder how she guessed that we all work together? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1641 Get a grip, will you?! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1642 I'm a very hands-on supervisor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1643 Any fonts larger than 36 pts have to take the service elevator. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1644 It looked a lot cooler on the Sky Mall website. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1645 Carry-on can be a problem 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1646 I think they're taking this teamwork thing too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1647 It's nice to be on the case with you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1648 What we lack in brevity, we make up in team spirit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1649 I really hope this is the last of the long forms. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1650 It's not a briefing, Wallace it's a long-johnning. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1651 No reason to be nervous - the other pallbearers will love our presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1652 It's either Trump's hair, or the wall. We haven't quite figured it out yet 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1653 This sharing economy thing is not all it's cracked up to be -- mind if we stop by the men's room on the way to the meeting? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1654 And what did you think job sharing meant? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1655 I'll take it odd days; you two split the rest. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1656 No, I don't think this team-building stuff has gone a little too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1657 I thought this was what he meant by a 3D presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1658 We really should switch to legal size paper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1659 I hope one of you brought the extra mouthpieces for our bassoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1660 Do you think she suspects the boss is in the case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1661 Briefcase share, not so much. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1662 I think that this is the second longest legal brief ever written. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1663 One piece of advice on your first day... watch the corners. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1664 Ok , technically yes, this could be a threesome. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1665 I told you the boss had big plans for us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1666 I don't know anyone who likes these new legal size documents. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1667 I'm afraid the firm's experiment with six-foot legal pads is not turning out the way we'd hoped. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1668 I'm used to being in the middle. I was a middle child. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1669 Being run over has its advantages. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1670 Why do they always send us righties? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1671 You may have Tom fooled but you and I both know you're not carrying your weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1672 Poor Stanley. He never saw that steamroller coming. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1673 Taking collaborative work home sucks! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1674 You've really lightened our caseload. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1675 Just be glad you only work on the *third* floor! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1676 Being a lobbyist for the funeral home industry isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1677 I think we should each carry our own weight around here! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1678 I can't wait till they go digital. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1679 I sense some distrust in these merger negotiations. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1680 Do you think Barney will notice if I let go? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1681 If anyone asks we won it in Vegas playing craps 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1682 It's the new teamwork model for lawyers........ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1683 With three guys on this case, we've definitely got them beat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1684 Have you seen our printer yet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1685 This new sharing economy is not going the way I expected. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1686 Negotiations will be short once they see it's written in stone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1687 The judge said it would be a long case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1688 I thought when the boss said "use bullets" -- he meant "bullet points"... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1689 This High Occupancy Briefcase elevator is a great idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1690 Even split three ways, this is a very big case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1691 Did you see her shoes? Weird. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1692 This team work stuff is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1693 Ashes require fewer pall bearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1694 Throughout the entire service I kept wondering how they got him into a briefcase 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1695 I found another briefcase pool that fits my schedule better. It's nothing personal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1696 Do you even lift? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1697 Pastor always uses his massage table to lay on hands. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1698 When is Charlie going to start carrying his own weight? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1699 You've heard of a bass clarinet? This is a Sub contrabass clarinet and your playing tonight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1700 I don't know why but I just feel like our proposal is going to be dead on arrival. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1701 When I first moved to Mergers, this was my first acquisition! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1702 By the way, I won't see you guys next Monday. I'm taking the backpack. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1703 This is a two man job, new guy. Watch your back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1704 It's for Donald Trump's penis. It's yuuuuuuge. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1705 Office sharing taken to the next level. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1706 Five dollar footlong. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1707 Of course it's three-brief case. That's why they call them tri-als 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1708 Another day at United Pallbearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1709 Three single briefcases weren't in the budget 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1710 remember you're the token leftist. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1711 Why must you always be on the left? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1712 Boss said marketing and sales had to work in tandem on this one, that's why. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1713 Did you really think this would work as a carry-on? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1714 you know, ever since the boss started on nutrasystem, this carrying him to the limo is SO much easier........... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1715 The board of directors demanded we stop bringing them the short report. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1716 We've got a long case ahead of us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1717 I hear that this holds the origins of the universe. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1718 I hadn't realized he'd lost this much weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1719 He stays in step better than you do. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1720 It was easier when they really were briefcases. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1721 Told the TSA guy it was just rope for the three legged race, he just waved me through. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1722 Personally, I think the case is too big for this firm. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1723 You are my right hand man on this deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1724 Dude, relax. I'm sure no one thinks this is a body.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1725 We know you're not doing the heavy lifting around here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1726 Ready for another long meeting? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1727 This merger has gone too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1728 The truth is, 1/3 the pay is still a lot... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1729 People keep pushing and pushing the sexual envelop. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1730 I'd say we've tripled our productivity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1731 Our last partner never held up his end. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1732 You're certain the competition is the Three Man Brief-Sled? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1733 Did you hear that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1734 I told ("told" underlined or bold) you it was a long shot! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1735 I hate it when people walk illegally in the briefcasepooling lane. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1736 I find it a little more heavy than awkward. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1737 A team effort! It's a team effort. That's all I friggin hear. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1738 When we get in there, you guys drop your ends and I'll pretend it's really heavy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1739 This deal's gonna be yuuuge! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1740 Welcome to the mergers and acquisition team! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1741 Would you please get on the other side. You're attracting attention and embarrassing us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1742 Please tell me this isn't that Thompson guy from accounting the boss canned yesterday. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1743 Did you notice anything odd about her? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1744 Perhaps we're taking this UberPool thing too far 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1745 I miss the days when our briefcase was short and succinct. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1746 Car pooling was bad enough but this is emasculating. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1747 I think we need a coxswain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1748 Some lawyers use legal-sized paper. I prefer illegal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1749 It took me three years to get the middle handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1750 I still say this is a funny way to take our client with us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1751 Are you sure this is what the consultant meant by team synergy? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1752 Something tells me our project is DOA. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1753 XXL legal pads 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1754 Nothing brief about this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1755 And I thought sharing an office was bad. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1756 We really killed that presentation! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1757 I get to go first next time 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1758 We sure got a good deal on this anaconda skin brief case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1759 You seem out of step with our corporate culture. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1760 I think it should end with car-pooling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1761 Tell me again, what's our Plan B? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1762 I know this firm is known for extra-long briefs ... but this is ridiculous! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1763 Polygamy case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1764 Do you think she's unattached? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1765 Hey - there's no 'I' in team. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1766 You said you wanted to include the longitudinal study 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1767 If these smart phones get any bigger, I swear I'm giving 'em up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1768 I was a middle child 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1769 I had no idea this is what middle management looks like. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1770 Fine. Next week, YOU'RE the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1771 this must be a really,really big brief 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1772 Not so bad being a pall-bearer for an anorexic. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1773 This car pooling thing is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1774 I guess we're having another sleepover. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1775 I forgot to cut air holes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1776 Try to remember to say 'xylophone', not 'secret nuclear device'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1777 Steve always said this job would kill him. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1778 Thanks for helping. I've just always wanted to try one of those big subs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1779 He wants a long, drawn-out case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1780 The banging, I can explain...but, do you hear someone screaming? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1781 Just hope the doorman doesn't remember we were booked as a quartet! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1782 I could never afford Prada on my own. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1783 It's an all hands meeting 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1784 Welcome to the team. It's alot of paper work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1785 You were right, this is the easiest way to remove an interloper from a Trump rally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1786 Wait till you see our men's room. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1787 It's all about that bass. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1788 Blah blah blah 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1789 It's a masseuse table, now get over it! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1790 It's a harp. This elevator stops at the heaven level. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1791 If this case gets any longer, we'll need to add another attorney. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1792 This is the only threesome us charted accoutants will ever get. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1793 Some women find three ventriloquists, and one dummy, quite refreshing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1794 Being a roadie isn't the the thrill it used to be. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1795 Thanks for the help. You have to watch that auto correct. There's a big difference between attaché and attach. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1796 No, this doesn't mean we'll be sharing briefs later. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1797 All he said was the case came with two paralegals. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1798 I hate it when these briefs are lengthy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1799 How come I always get the torso and you get the feet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1800 I told you that our presentation should have been outside the box. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1801 Remember guys, walk in sync! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1802 When the boss said "Make the staff meeting entertaining", I don't think he meant bring a xylophone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1803 Ignore her comments. She's an individual briefcase kind of woman 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1804 I'm just the middle man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1805 I love being your kid to work day. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1806 “Today are we Stooges, Bears, or Musketeers? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1807 We're taking our case to a higher court. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1808 Next time, I call shotgun. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1809 "When Paul retires, you can have my spot". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1810 I used to be a fan of job-sharing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1811 This is the big one. We all need to be on the same side. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1812 Did you see the size of that lady's purse? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1813 If you think the company's new team briefcase is bad, wait till you see the redesigned executive washroom. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1814 Be honest, Jack: Am I always going to be a middleman? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1815 Have you read our annual report? 'Pallbearer' is an appropriate job title for us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1816 Your meeting is in our other building? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1817 Remember,we split the keyboard players tip. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1818 If you stay on the right side of the case we will look more bi-partisian 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1819 In my dad's day, interns counted as half of a regular employee! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1820 Two lefts don't make a right. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1821 Giving out happy endings again, Williams? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1822 I'm all for sharing the litigation workload, but this....... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1823 I'm a big idea man. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1824 So you're SURE this is Eco-friendly? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1825 I prefer 'confetti heaven' to 'the shredding place'. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1826 I don't recall anything about a three-for-one deal in the corporate restructuring strategy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1827 I think we may have taken this partnership thing a little too far. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1828 Why can't Donald Trump carry his *own* penis? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1829 Again!?! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1830 This is going to be the presentation to end all presentations. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1831 This really is a big Have you ever been put on a case this big before? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1832 He always wanted his ashes scattered near the boardroom. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1833 Why don't we just order out for a super hero sub like everyone else? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1834 Don't listen to her, we're a trio not a threesome. I promise. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1835 I don't know, but I've been TOLLLDDD... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1836 Its our extended version of Monopoly's new board game! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1837 We need a roadie! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1838 Briefcase, schmeef-case 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1839 Think of us as The Three Litigateers. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1840 At the last place I worked we just voted the CEO out. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1841 It's more of an attaché case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1842 Whose passport will we use at TSA? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1843 Now do you grasp what the PM meant by 'three ministers with portfolio'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1844 I didn't say it was 'an important trial' I said it was 'a really big case' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1845 This is an important pitch, Keller. Get a grip! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1846 I hate this new IRS Long Form. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1847 Did it ever occur to you that a "long brief" is an oxymoron? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1848 Don't worry, this'll be an open and shut, open and shut, open and shut case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1849 Remind me again how this ping pong table is part of our strategy? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1850 Any thoughts on how we'll split the commission? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1851 Louis Vuitton's latest 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1852 Isn't it your turn to be the middleman? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1853 Don't you think about time for Flat Stanley to walk on his own two feet? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1854 We're really a team now. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1855 To be honest, Reginald, I just don't know if this "not-so-brief case" was such a good idea. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1856 Get ready for a lengthy presentation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1857 I'm booked full this afternoon. Hope it's a short eulogy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1858 There's an element of teamwork required here, Jones. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1859 Mini hands make light work... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1860 Act natural. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1861 I'll keep my conversation brief, but I know with you that's not the case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1862 Psst...should we crack it open a little to give Romney a little air? Convention isn't for another week! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1863 This invention sounded better at the bar. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1864 This cartoon caption contest is fixed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1865 Did you ever imagine being a pallbearer for an anorexic friend? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1866 Don't believe anyone who calls them legal briefs. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1867 I don't mind having to sharing a cubicle but .... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1868 It's a not-so-brief case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1869 Don't touch my bag, please. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1870 This is what happens when you let the sales department decide how we do file sharing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1871 Can you believe they're still called 'briefs'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1872 Some days I feel like a pallbearer for my own career. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1873 I still have my doubts about this amicus briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1874 Do we have to be on the same team again? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1875 Don't go all "Rosa Parks" on us Lester. It's strictly a coincidence. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1876 Remember when all you needed to carry was a violin case? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1877 We all need to be on the same side this meeting, Kevin. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1878 I'm trying to disguise my viola as an AK-47. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1879 Straighten your tie, Tommy. It's causing people to stare at us. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1880 Does either of you remember the combination to this thing? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1881 When I suggested we balance the workload, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1882 It's your turn to have coffee. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1883 The big brief case would've been completely ridiculous. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1884 Next week our secretaries carry in their ironing board 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1885 I'm sorry that class moved to Friday. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1886 "Remember when we thought hot-desking was tough". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1887 If you think this is bad, wait until you see the new toilet seats. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1888 I predict a huge increase in productivity after we unveil this rocket launcher. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1889 I had a feeling the new guy would be on the left... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1890 Two's a company, but three's a crowdsource. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1891 I'm tired of being the middle-man.I yearn to be more. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1892 All this technology and we still have to do everything in triplicate. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1893 The next time, remember to buy a ream of 8x10. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1894 I agreed to the carpool and the time-share vacation condo, but this is totally ridiculous! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1895 Just to warn you, our Board can be very literal. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1896 Nuclear codes, no, this is the president's basketball bracket. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1897 When I die, this is how I want to go out — buried in paperwork. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1898 Well, it's lighter than a coffin. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1899 How long did you know Gumby? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1900 Synergy sucks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1901 How can we be sinister if you walk on the right side? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1902 So this is socialism huh? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1903 Three's company, but this is ridiculous. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1904 If you stand on this side, we'll just look silly. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1905 I have an idea... Rather than sharing this lengthy case, we could each carry a brief case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1906 Your wife seems happy we're bringing work home. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1907 No, I'm Larry, and you're Moe. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1908 Token rightie 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1909 So, tomorrow am I driving? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1910 Wait till you see the cubical! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1911 For Chrissake, Ted -- stop whistling the theme song from The Godfather. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1912 If you stop looking at me like that, maybe she won’t realize it’s a corpse. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1913 I think this is your handle. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1914 We're trying to blend with the crowd ... so get that dumb look off your face! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1915 Apparently, opposing counsel doesn't believe that brevity is the soul of writ. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1916 Baggage a trois again tonight? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1917 Uh Greg... our offices are on different floors 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1918 Holy Scalia! Class action lawsuits are back! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1919 Don't tell anyone it's a folding table. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1920 I lead but I also follow. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1921 This is not exactly what I meant when I said we should handle this together. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1922 The boss said we could make a case for bringing our kids to work. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1923 Which way are you heading? I'm going uptown. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1924 I think the people upstairs are taking this Teamwork Initiative a little too far. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1925 We should go for 'open carry.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1926 I'm not sure this is what they meant by 'spreadsheet.' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1927 I am glad we saved with this new online bag sharing service. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1928 When you said merger, this is not what I had in mind 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1929 On the other hand, I really think we should have separate toilets. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1930 I hate these team building exercises. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1931 Whose side on you on? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1932 When I die, I'm leaving my handle to you. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1933 Do you have to be different in everything 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1934 I wonder if we're taking this collaborative workplace initiative too far? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1935 wait till you see what they did to the bathrooms. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1936 It's as if we were attachéd at the hip. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1937 Bathroom breaks are tricky, it's best if you hold it until the end of the day. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1938 Your also third in the presentation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1939 Do you think we're taking the open-office plan too far? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1940 Once again, because we need you for right turns. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1941 Are you sure we shouldn't look inside before we bury this overly large briefcase in the desert? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1942 We all have to be on the same side on this one, Fred. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1943 After a while, you really get used to the job sharing program here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1944 Artie always said, 'I'll probably die behind my desk!' 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1945 It's a vintage contra-bassoon, bitch. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1946 You want to ride shotgun when he's done? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1947 It's gonna be a long trial 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1948 Trust me - three man pool is the greatest game ever invented. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1949 Smart phone and massage bed is all I carry with me!!!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1950 Do you think we'll get desks near each other? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1951 It's going to be a long trial we might as well make some massage side money. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1952 Did the judge say 'brief'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1953 Do you think they believed our commitment to teamwork? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1954 I think we may be taking what we learned in that team building seminar too far. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1955 This team thing has go too far ! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1956 This is my 3rd merger. How about you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1957 I felt you'd take that side of the case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1958 I don't think this file sharing service is worth the money. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1959 That's what I thought, too. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1960 How many suits does it take to deliver a severance package? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1961 Do you think the editor will say our paper is too long? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1962 I wish he'd drawn our hands bigger. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1963 You're not pulling your weight around here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1964 Gary likes the briefcase. When you're carpool captain, we can use the backpack. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1965 Like I told you, this is the biggest case the firm has ever handled. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1966 going our way? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1967 It's a good thing we all work on the same floor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1968 Will I ever get a chance to be first handle? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1969 Next time we pay for the real Outward Bound team building adventure! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1970 Call me a skeptic, but I'm still not sold on this whole sharing economy thing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1971 I miss being a Pallbearer but prefer working indoors. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1972 One day robots will make this briefcase with only one handle. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1973 I've never been a pallbearer for a bankruptcy before. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1974 Aren't we supposed to bring actual boards to this meeting? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1975 Hey, I'm thrilled the company is doing so well. But upsizing has its limits. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1976 I told you we were going to look like idiots. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1977 These board meetings get any longer we're going to need more help. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1978 Do you think we can get this guy through security? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1979 What did you expect? It is a limousine company, after all. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1980 I can't believe I'm working for the NRA. I can't believe I'm about to meet a senator. Hey, what's in this briefcase anyway? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1981 Steve - before we go in there, you better decide which side of this deal you want to be on. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1982 Mom said we should all start sleeping in separate bedrooms. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1983 Now that all agents must have tiny hands it takes three to carry the nuclear briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1984 This man bag will get us tons of chicks. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1985 A bicycle built for two made a lot more sense. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1986 I don't know about these new team briefcases. I don't like sharing my briefs. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1987 We now have evidence that we fit the meaning of team players . 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1988 I knew we'd find a way to carry this case forward. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1989 Uber's gone too far this time 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1990 Just wait until you see the restroom. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1991 Golf club suitcase. Genius. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1992 When I said three's company, I didn't mean literally 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1993 I hate being conjoined at the toe. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1994 You're such a maverick. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1995 This new Android design is going to be huge. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1996 I picked the right side, Johnson. You're getting left behind. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1997 I can't shake the feeling that if we downsize, I'll be the first to go. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1998 McMullen and I can handle this ourselves. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1999 I am pulling my weight 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2000 Just once I want to be first. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2001 This is a very big case 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2002 This inquest will be a cinch now we're out of the elevator. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2003 William and his partners finally squash the office rumors regarding the size of his caseload. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2004 This Millenial ‘sharing’ thing has gone too far. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2005 Whose idea was it to take car-pooling to the next level? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2006 I think we should go digital. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2007 Remember to kill the conference room lights right when I go into my solo. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2008 Yes, it was Tinker to Evers to Chance. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2009 Really, guys, does President Trump's wig case really need a Secret Service detail? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2010 We're taking this teamwork thing to the extremes... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2011 Brief (?) case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2012 See that, she didn't even ask.... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2013 His last wish was to be shredded. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2014 After we slam the briefcase on his desk ... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2015 Not sure, but Mitchell thinks the smart money is on giant backgammon set. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2016 It's an extra large table so we can massage Mr. Trump's ego. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2017 You think the paperwork is bad. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2018 I told you panoramic selfies wouldn't fly. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2019 Bob would have wanted it this way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2020 Big case, huh? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2021 The next time they ask if I'm a team player, I'm saying "No". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2022 Did you see the strange look that woman in the elevator gave us? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2023 I think we're right to take the long view of company prospects. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2024 Did you bring the presentation? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2025 Do we really need to file this brief together? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2026 Get a grip.. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2027 Looks like another failed urinal presentation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2028 The medium is the massage. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2029 I hope to make First Handle in five years. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2030 It's the new IRS long form. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2031 I know it's ridiculous, but the new boss loves teamwork 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2032 You knew going in Earl - the conventions broken by three suited masseurs would ruffle some feathers. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2033 This is the biggest case I've ever worked on 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2034 Subway must really want their recipe for the four-foot-long kept secret. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2035 This is gonna be one hell of a divorce case! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2036 This is no picnic... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2037 Don't you think there is a better way to carry ladder? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2038 Seriously? You really see me as a micromanager? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2039 I thought I'd get in some ironing during the meeting. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2040 Our work may get mixed up, but at least it can fit the entire hogie. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2041 As an accountant I shouldn’t say this, but the 1040 long form is getting to be ridiculous. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2042 You'll never make partner like that, Jenkins. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
2043 "That's quite enough of '??Three bags full'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2044 Is it too late now to say sorry? 'Cause I'm missing more than just your body, oh. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2045 I hate it when he gets the six foot sub. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2046 The Boss Said Stick Together And Handle It. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2047 Find whoever filed the Kerouac suit, then fire the bastard. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2048 Because we're a team. That's why! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2049 I'm telling you, folding clothes is a thing of the past. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2050 This is the left-handed floor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2051 So, what's the plan for when those burritos start screamin' at me? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2052 Thanks for helping me with "Bring your surfboard to work day"! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2053 Don't ask! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2054 Who needs guns when you have the case? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2055 A connected world is a better world. Right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2056 If you don't stop pouting Mike, we'll replace you with Maude. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2057 Are we having another sleepover? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2058 I've heard of putting up a "united front, " but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2059 In case you were wondering, you're in the back because you are the new guy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2060 This isn't what I had in mind when you said it was a long document. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2061 These tandem briefcases sure make being an accountant fun! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2062 Ralph, why can't you side with us on this case? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2063 Remember, I'm in charge. You two are not along for the ride. Just the carry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2064 She's probably never seen one that long 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2065 This is why I prefer to print just the executive summary. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2066 Yes, I know. But my accountant likes the long form. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2067 It's a concealed weapon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2068 Do YOU have a license to carry? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2069 We're here to massage the big Boss' ego 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2070 Having their long briefcase idea rejected again, the three salesman had no idea what to do next, until fate intertwined in an unusual and silly sequence of events with the elevator that led them into Hollywood slapstick. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2071 Three's better than one, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2072 It's not as if it's really heavy. It just makes management look like we work! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2073 I thought our job ended at the funeral, now we have to carry the will too? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2074 Hansen would have wanted his memorial held on company property. And that steamroller definitely saved us on pallbearers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2075 Corporate downsizing has really made us closer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2076 I thought he was a no good snake. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2077 We're in it for the long haul. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2078 Are you also a member of The Anorexic's Pall Bearers Society? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2079 It's a long brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2080 Of course you matter. Look, Johnson will walk first into the next lift, and then you can have the front of the briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2081 Is it heavy? I'm just faking it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2082 Dibsonfrontwhenweleavetoday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2083 Tech industry...pffft! The luggage industry is what makes this country great... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2084 Well, he did ask for a rock guitar. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2085 Gung-ho 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2086 It's for our crowd sourcing presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2087 If you would just come over here, we could carry both of them together instead of having to make two trips. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2088 At least we don't need the training wheels anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2089 So much better than each of us carrying 3 briefcases... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2090 This is my first triple-murder-case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2091 Slytherin, of course. Hufflepuff, I presume? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2092 Remember, act like we just met. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2093 Do you really believe this briefcase is full of 60 inch hoagies for the board meeting? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2094 These streamlined coffins are so easy to carry. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2095 I think our presentation may be a bit long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2096 I thought you had the key for this thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2097 We need to work on our yaw control. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2098 Now if we can just get out of the lobby we're snowboarding by lunchtime. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2099 You think you can't smell now? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2100 Come on, Rick. Be a team player. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2101 This ought to be the full body of evidence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2102 No, I do not want to get the nine foot sub sandwich again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2103 You'vd been snooping in my files. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2104 Looks like we've really got things "handled" Todd... AMIRITE!!?!?! C'MON!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2105 Let's hope the doorman doesn't remember we were booked as a quartet! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2106 Do I have to attend all three meetings? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2107 They did warn me it was going to be a long case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2108 'It started right after someone told the boss's son about multitasking.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2109 Her presentation was too flat 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2110 Don't you think this Shared Economy thing has gone too far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2111 It's my first board presentation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2112 Sorry, but Tailgate Yoga class is Saturday afternoon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2113 You;ll get your own briefcase when you get your own key to the men's room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2114 I don't care if we are triplets! I want my own briefcase! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2115 Wait till you see what the team building experts have done with the toilets. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2116 Do we make our presentation using Trump's logic or Hillary's principles? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2117 Where does it say that southpaws should do any heavy lifting? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2118 It's called a "brief-casket." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2119 These long form briefs are killing me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2120 When I made the reservation, the guy on phone said, "Yes. We have a room for three ... 45 dollars a night. I didn't realize it was $345 a night."" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2121 You're drawing needless attention to yourself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2122 Remember...were not the hit men..we're just here for cleanup. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2123 What did you expect from a joint venture in a surfboard company? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2124 Yeah I know Eames got hit by a bus but the company response is a bit extreme I think. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2125 Real men use Big Boy attaché cases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2126 I don't like this team briefcase anymore than you do. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2127 We should stick with the original pitch for our shared economy business idea. "Suitcasely" - for men in suites who work in the same office and are in the same meetings all day long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2128 I play the world's largest harmonica at this club after work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2129 I have a handle on the case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2130 We have to find someone to come up with a 'brief' case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2131 Now don't forget. It's happy anniversary, not birthday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2132 You guys are always on the wrong side of things. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2133 I don't care how rich we made him. Winning an oversized novelty check doesn't give him the right to keep my pen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2134 It's a union requirement… 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2135 We better have one hell of a Shotgun Clause. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2136 Again, when I told Mr. Simpkins we would take the case, I had no idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2137 It demonstrates that we share the weight fairly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2138 You can turn left, but Gus and I are right-wing Republicans. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2139 Small hands! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2140 It's a man's job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2141 Our inclusive workplace is counter-balanced by our uniforms. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2142 Why do they keep calling us the "Trump Triplets?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2143 I like to call it a griefcase 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2144 Quit your gripin'--plenty of musicians would jump at the chance to be second trombone and third handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2145 The new OSHA rule requires a minimum of three executives when carrying a briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2146 Maybe we're taking this carpooling thing a little too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2147 Did you ask if they would take a check? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2148 Well I heard that Fred here is retiring, and you're gonna get the middle handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2149 It's the original manuscript of Long Day's Journey Into Night 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2150 Not what I had in mind when I suggested job sharing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2151 I've decided to take up the flute. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2152 I should really be the first named partner at Schwartz Schwartz & Schwartz. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2153 I swear we didn't mean to seat you in the back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2154 They always said Johnson would die in his office, but to bury him this way seems extreme. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2155 So that's it? The boss took early retirement? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2156 ...then the bartender asks, 'Why the long case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2157 This attaché sharing thing is in the ozone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2158 Welcome to our job share. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2159 Always prepare for conference calls. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2160 So, this is the new "football"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2161 You'll be my pallbearers when I'm terminated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2162 Do you think this guy actually needs this for an overnight subway trip? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2163 One day, perhaps in a year or two, you may walk on this side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2164 If we stare at each other, maybe no one will notice. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2165 This thing is perfect for our "board" meeting" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2166 This shouldn't take very long. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2167 At least we're not carrying a tuba. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2168 I thought our Strudel Chart was perfect for our presentation 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2169 This is what comes from exaggerating. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2170 So THAT'S where he got the hotdog for last month's caption contest! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2171 So you promise me this can stop Trump? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2172 Don't you just love team-building activities? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2173 Correct me in front of a client again and you're fired. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2174 Lucky I didn't press twelve. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2175 Someday I'll die, and you'll get to hold the middle handle. Maybe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2176 Shh! We only got the leg part, the rest of the pieces are still inside the room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2177 The lawyers of Tusk, Tusk, and Trunk were always easy to spot walking into the office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2178 Everyone just play it cool and we can sneak this surf board down to the beach after our 1 o'clock with finance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2179 Next time I'll get one with two handles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2180 I just told them flat out 'no!' to sharing a secretary. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2181 You know what they say about men with long briefcases----They have long dic-tations. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2182 I heard lay off notices were today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2183 I thought breaking into smaller work groups would be less cumbersome. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2184 Mother says, "Stay together!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2185 This will be my first threesome HOV elevator experience, can we go more than two floors? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2186 Don't feel funny-a lot of us share the same briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2187 Today we're using left hands,remember? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2188 So remember on the count of three.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2189 Stop following me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2190 I worry the witness's deposition might be too long? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2191 I'm not looking forward to the bathroom breaks at this meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2192 My idea is better than yours. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2193 This is carrying job sharing too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2194 I think its past time we dissolve our joint venture. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2195 oye vey seymour, whose bright idea to schlep this trunk? next delivery, we hire a broad minded musical schlemiel to haul this contraband. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2196 No one knows what's in this box. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2197 Remember, Don, we're a team. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2198 Why am I always middle suit? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2199 This legal case is a real burden on us, isn't it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2200 Perhaps, this can be a great optic to convey that our team approach didn't work. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2201 It's a trick I learned when filing briefs for the NRA. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2202 No, you can't be in front. It's a Trump rally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2203 It's a new type of briefcase that guaranties we work together! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2204 When I become President of this company, we'll have a display table that rolls on wheels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2205 I suppose she thinks a WOMAN should hold the next handle! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2206 Isn't there an app for file sharing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2207 You're the one that wanted to be a partner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2208 Remember "Carlito's Way"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2209 A team that carries a briefcase together, works well together. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2210 Company's making some major cuts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2211 Three is a corporation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2212 Why'd she have to unload all her baggage on us?" "I know. I never even met the girl. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2213 Of course it takes three of us: we all have small hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2214 I think the merger is going well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2215 Do you think she could smell what's in the briefcase? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2216 legal sized paper... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2217 If the sharks don't like our idea, we can super-size it for the Mafia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2218 I didn't realize I needed this much "hand-holding"! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2219 Sorry, Fella, but you guys seem way too one-dimensional to pull off this job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2220 Well, it is unequal; my handle is really a breakaway 45. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2221 Does this equate to larger paychecks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2222 You tell him to start carrying his weight! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2223 Well, we did agree to triple job-share. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2224 Perhaps it would be better for the team if we each had our own briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2225 No I don't have Al Sharpton's number. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2226 I'm the one who does all the heavy lifting!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2227 Remember, speak softly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2228 Who says laptops have to keep getting smaller? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2229 No I'm not an origin donor, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2230 I'll debrief you two later. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2231 A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH IS MY BEST LUNCH! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2232 If you forget the presentation, can you dance the twist? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2233 it was easier to handle during previous administrations, but now it's YUGE. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2234 Starting tomorrow, we go back to normal-sized files. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2235 Your breath mints are rolling. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2236 On the plus side, more rules, more decrees. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2237 Usually a man has his own briefcase but, they have one big brief are for the three guys 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2238 Yes, but you're using your right hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2239 He was great before the promotion, but now he won'the even look me in the eye. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2240 Okay, wise guy, next time YOU put the mambas into the briefcase! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2241 Keep acting inconspicuously and they'll never notice it is missing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2242 Say what you will about the merger Bill, it is expected to promote synergy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2243 You know Ted, three on a briefcase is bad luck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2244 Triple indemnity riders. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2245 It's quite an honor to be Gumby's pallbearer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2246 These stand-up comedian funerals are easier on the back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2247 I told you, bigger is better. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2248 I love your hair 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2249 It’s the only discreet way for hauling party-sized hoagies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2250 I know management wants us to collaborate, but what happens to our March Madness pool? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2251 This is their answer for #HitmenSoWhite? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2252 The big bass trio arrives for their evening gig. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2253 Simply a way to destinguish associates from partners. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2254 I told you it wouldn't stop at sharing an office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2255 Turns out not to be a brief case this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2256 Is all the money suppose to be in this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2257 Must you always lean to the left? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2258 Trust me, this proposal is D.O.A. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2259 Did you know Nick Charles very long? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2260 That's an extremely slow elevator. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2261 This case is likely to stretch on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2262 Psst...I'll split whatever is in the briefcase. I heard it's Donald Trumps secret cash fund. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2263 At this rate, the project for next month will be that big that we won't be able to enter in the elevator 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2264 Suitcase: A Journey. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2265 Manager a trois? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2266 I honestly don't think this is what a long brief is supposed to be 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2267 We share a hoagie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2268 Flat screen TV, guaranteed cure for the Monday Blues. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2269 It's horizontally integrated manufacturing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2270 “When will I get my turn as front man of the sales force? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2271 I'm just saying, I can see why the 'brief'case is more popular. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2272 We're decoys; the real stuff is going out the back door. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2273 How are you liking the shared workspace? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2274 The three of us are needed to handle this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2275 I get the whole three-in-a-box leadership model, but this is too much. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2276 Thanks for helping me with my new tablet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2277 The era of Big Data. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2278 Because his will specified the mail delivery tube, but he wouldn't fit 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2279 Our briefs keep getting longer and longer 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2280 Couldn't we just use Dropbox like everybody else? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2281 Next time, learn to play the flute! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2282 These contracts are getting way too long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2283 Ted, we're a team. Get on this side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2284 I told you we should have gone with plan B. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2285 These three guys need to hold one suitcase because of their ridiculously small hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2286 Evidently getting run over by a steamroller requires only three pallbearers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2287 They didn't have to kill our proposal 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2288 I'm not sure I like the not-so brief case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2289 Psst! On 'three' we drop it, OK? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2290 He was short and very slender. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2291 We need to show them we're on the same page. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2292 By the way, Moe, I paid extra for your handle. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2293 I anticipate a real long session today. So I left my brief case at home. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2294 For the last time, this is not a briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2295 Why does he always get the first handle... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2296 I hate meetings where they tell us to bring our own stretcher. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2297 I heard they’re adding 2 more guys to the Fail Safe Team. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2298 It's the new corporate plan for standardizing sleeve buttons. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2299 This new "power team" approach is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2300 Personally, I think he's overcompensating for something. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2301 Our new job description is "white collar Sherpa". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2302 You know our side will always carry more weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2303 You should have seen the size of the Beta version. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2304 Maybe we've taken this sharing economy thing too far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2305 I can't believe THIS is what they came up with for the 21st century casket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2306 Where do you want to set up? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2307 And I thought the merger was a bit of a stretch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2308 I guess I should have told you that the client really prefers left-handed accountants. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2309 What makes you think anyone would sit through a presentation of FOLDING yardsticks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2310 Berra, maybe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2311 I told the judge it wouldn't take long and there was only one page of women's signatures, claiming sexual abuse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2312 Three-piece suits are "out," but the triple briefcase will always be "in." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2313 Are you from the steering committee? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2314 The ad said 3 assistants needed for company's attaché 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2315 I am not responsible for your being third in line..your responsibilty problem is responsible. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2316 This "corporate culture" thing stinks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2317 It is no an indication of physical weakness; we believe in 'shared responsibility'..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2318 They called it a merger;but I never thought they give us one briefcase too work out of. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2319 I think you've moved too far to the left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2320 If we turn around, will you stop talking about Rosa Parks? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2321 You look different on the other side of the briefcase. I almost didn't recognize you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2322 You think they're going to accept our massaging their numbers? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2323 Hilary asked for her longform birth certificate - you know, just in case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2324 I'm loving this new Long Vuitton briefcase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2325 This time make sure the flat tax stays buried. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2326 This is the longest file we've ever collected for a case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2327 Forget the ergonomic benefits, this has a real fun factor! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2328 I'm used to smaller caseloads. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2329 Mr. Draghi loves blasting his big bazooka. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2330 It shows that we're all on the same page, literally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2331 You're not holding up your end. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2332 No matter what case we're working on, you always have to take the other side, don't you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2333 Well she gave us a look...what's her problem? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2334 Pallbearer practice for the funeral of the inventor of the briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2335 Why did we all share one luggage? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2336 Dumb-ass jury. It always worked for the Stooges. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2337 Just say we're concealing a weapon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2338 We always work as a team here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2339 I see you finally grasp the sharing economy, Jim. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2340 Now we'll just have to wait for the dust to settle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2341 I used to have you job but now I'm the middleman. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2342 Miley's here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2343 Sure it's cost effective, but brief case sharing is extreme. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2344 What happened to Chance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2345 If you ask me, that team-building management consultant has gone too far this time! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2346 Count D. know you're moonlighting, day-shift dude? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2347 We thought he said "cater to the BASS" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2348 I told you that near the end, he lost a lot of weight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2349 I tired of working on this "Flat Tax" proposal 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2350 The only way I got the job was to say I could do the work of three people. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2351 It's either this or we're joined at the hip, and frankly, cowhide is more cost-effective. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2352 This company takes "collaboration" seriously. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2353 Don't worry, not even Marco can make fun of your hands here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2354 Sorry, I can't share my stapler. I have to draw the line somewhere. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2355 Post-merger integration they said 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2356 Why do we always have to pay cash? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2357 It's the new triple secure delivery. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2358 We had to use a road roller to fit him in the box. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2359 Make sure Mr. Trumps wigs are cleaned and combed before he makes his speech. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2360 Research shows a 20 percent decrease in hostility when they get massages before a layoff. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2361 Many hands makes for clumsy work 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2362 Save for a few oversights, I'd say the merger was a success. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2363 Yeah, we are Marsellus Wallace's new guys. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2364 Ok guys, all we have to do is make sure nobody knows that in this suitcase lies the perfect ingredient for Jeff's surprise party. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2365 I hope our suitcase doesn't get us in trouble like it did last time." "I'm worried we'll get that mad secret-agent room again." "Guys, we're here. Let's open the door..." "ITS THE SECRET AGENT ROOM! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2366 We probably don't need our documents in triplicate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2367 Yes, I guess having a 52" notebook does kind of defeat the purpose. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2368 Microsoft Word upgraded their 'merge documents' tool. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2369 Do you think they'll know we're together? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2370 Does this briefcase make my hands look small? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2371 "Our presentation? I thought his critique* was rather lengthy." *underlined 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2372 Keeping the GOP candidate secret until the last moment (or poll). 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2373 The lawyers from Long & Longer were legendary for their lengthy briefs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2374 We're shaving corners on this year's all staff retreat. Instead of the all-inclusive ski lodge, we're going urban poling around Central Park! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2375 How else to let her know that the deal is DOA. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2376 I take it this is your first three-way? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2377 I know they weren't specific, but I think they meant bring your live kid to work day 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2378 Lawyers live matter 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2379 So you're the one on the other side of this case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2380 I admire your positive thinking Alex, but "NO NO NO" does not mean "maybe." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2381 Today's seminar will be about the limitations of the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2382 No, my part is way heavier than yours. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2383 Today we dine at Subway... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2384 This is NOT what I thought he meant when he said he needed his three best litigators to carry an important case for him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2385 We are THREE... mild and crazy guys! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2386 'This BRIEFfcase is an oxymoron?' Gee, never heard that one before. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2387 I love bonding exercises, but you said how far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2388 Who gets the lunch? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2389 That's what she said! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2390 A merger of equals? Not when the deal papers are delivered by a hearse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2391 A diva to the very end. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2392 These group projects are getting way out of hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2393 Republicans scoffed at the Full Employment Act. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2394 It took Jenkins there ten years, but he made it to head intern. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2395 I still miss the bobsled. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2396 Spewell, Deutch and Rowland eschews brief cases. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2397 Let's wait until after the service to see what happened to the other pallbearers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2398 C'mon Fred, you know the drill. Carry with the left and shake with the right. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2399 Parker ordered it when he heard the new CEO was into threesomes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2400 I'm heading to the restroom. You too? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2401 I don't mind sharing an office, but... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2402 If you don't get yourself in rhythm, Tom, we're going to have to find ourselves a coxswain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2403 "Yell loudly and carry a big briefcase" - Donald Trump 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2404 I hear it contains an alternate ending to "the sopranos" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2405 It's time to massage the results. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2406 Flip charts have saved our company a bundle in marketing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2407 First day working at a pallbearer's office? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2408 So, we're going with three pool cues, yeah? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2409 Siamese businessmen, joined by the esprit de corpse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2410 How many businessmen does it take to open a briefcase? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2411 My wife picked it out! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2412 I'm thinking 'Uber Attache' is a bridge too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2413 Must you always order the giant burrito? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2414 I don't think we thought this mobile office thing through. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2415 All your presentations fall flat, Higgins. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2416 I really appreciate you for being a pallbearer for my portfolio. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2417 I'm telling you. Briefcase pooling is going to be the next big thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2418 You would think the body of the banana republican party will be heavier than this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2419 Well, it's time to retire this suitcase until next year's Academy Awards. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2420 The boss wants this to go smoothly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2421 Does this remind you of the song about the marching ants? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2422 Isn't it funny how heavy this is? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2423 Now remember, the last guy left with his hand on the briefcase gets the corner office, but he has to share the private bathroom with the other two guys. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2424 What if one of us resigns? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2425 I reckon octets have to take the stairs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2426 Apparently, you found the key to the the portable tanning booth! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2427 I don't even work on this floor. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2428 And the Devil makes three. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2429 Who are you working for? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2430 I resent your disintermediation suggestions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2431 The investors will love this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2432 Looks like we bought the same exact suitcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2433 "Stop looking at me! I keep tell you, this is not odd! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2434 Threesome at my place? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2435 It's just great to feel a part of something. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2436 Keep your eyes on the prize. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2437 Let's not take this diversity stuff too far, Jenkins. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2438 I hope this doesn't take too long. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2439 "I still don't know how my transfer is going to work". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2440 Is it me? Or were those guys acting kind of Neanderthal? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2441 This is the biggest case we've taken to court 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2442 The End, Flat Stanley. The. End. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2443 "Do you think they will think we are "TEAM PLAYERS" now? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2444 There's safety in numbers, but this is silly, we're grown men. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2445 I got the Trump Special: extra-long roll, salami, provolone, lettuce, tomato and extra mayo. What do you got? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2446 Welcome to Three's Company. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2447 Wiener dog jokes at a Dachshund murder scene are over the top 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2448 This is what we get for encouraging the boss to attend that "Sharing the Load" seminar. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2449 The size of this brief better not correlate with the length of the trial.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2450 My lunch is off limits. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2451 You forgot the missile launch codes ??!! Uh oh. Me too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2452 Working in long-form journalism has its disadvantages. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2453 Man, these power lunches are getting longer, and longer and longer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2454 Tuesdays and Thursdays I get to use my left hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2455 Looks like our ex-wife is on our again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2456 High-rise mortuaries are the future, but the sales calls can be embarrassing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2457 So this is the guy from the February 22 cartoon. Wonder what happens to us after this week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2458 "I think I'm getting too attached to this attache case". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2459 Look, it took Jenkins here, thirty years to get to the front of the bus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2460 I mean, I know they want us to be more collaborative, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2461 Trust me, middle management is nothing to aspire to. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2462 Stop looking as if we are pallbearers and lets get this pitch underway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2463 Sorry, but I'm just not that into the whole squad goals thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2464 What did Ben Franklin say about three keeping a secret? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2465 Will you remind me again what we're telling people is inside of this thing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2466 No way; just a flatter viola! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2467 He definitely mentioned an elephant in the room? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2468 It's the only real way to move a billion dollars. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2469 Now that we've started job sharing, how about we share those sandwiches too? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2470 One of these days, someone is bound to figure out we are playing croquet on the roof during lunch break. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2471 Of course I'm needed. It's my case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2472 Allahu akbar, brother. See you in paradise, insha'allah. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2473 Does she realize this is all of her paperwork? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2474 I guarantee there's no problem. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2475 Next time we each carry our own lunchbox. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2476 you guys can hold the neck and belly but let me do the fingering. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2477 I realize now that it's 'atta-che' and not 'atta-tre', but you kept referring to us as the 'triplomats'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2478 It's the best pool cue in the house. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2479 It sucks we have to share. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2480 I never thought I'd be auditioning to be a pallbearer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2481 Bullet proof pant suits, that's all I can say. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2482 The consultants said it would promote teamwork! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2483 If his body was any bigger it wouldn't have fit in here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2484 Ever hear of the long arm of the law? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2485 ''I hope they're as impressed with our presentation as they're sure to be blown-away by our exclusive 3-grip presentation case...'' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2486 Now all we need is a 3 seat tandem bike! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2487 Remember when cases were brief? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2488 First the rent-a-car, now the briefcase....I'll tell you this much: we are checking into three separate hotels! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2489 You've heard of carry all bags? This is an all-carry suitcase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2490 This bonding program has gone too far; 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2491 This falls under my 2nd amendment rights. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2492 There are only two muskets in here. You still have to complete your training. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2493 You needn't mention the steamroller. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2494 You lefties always screw things up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2495 Like we could ever forget you were winning coxswain at the Head of the Charles? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2496 That presentation killed! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2497 Look, time was we used to bring violin cases to business with Trump. Is it any wonder, given the election, we bring a slide trombone case now? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2498 Finally, we've all gotten a handle on this case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2499 It's all about sharing the workload. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2500 This arrived right after the executive team building workshop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2501 Snackular Degeration Diet subject line...No looking.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2502 Well , we need a case this size . It's a Trumpet . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2503 This "team" concept sucks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2504 Actually, getting to carry "The Big Briefcase" is considered quite an honor! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2505 It is a pleasure and a honor to be a pall bearer of the terrorist rifle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2506 Luau box. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2507 When I said we needed a better handle on this case, Morty, I didn't mean this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2508 So this was the vise president's idea of collaboration! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2509 A traditional coffin might look pretty, but this is so much lighter! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2510 I blame the carpool culture. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2511 I understood when one person needed to do the work of three, but I don't get this new strategy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2512 I still think this looks more suspicious. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2513 Long-term projections? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2514 If he says no, you cover the door while Larry and I break out the long form 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2515 I don't trust you guys, either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2516 Cleopatra should help us with this briefcase like she did when we fought Pompey. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2517 It's our biggest case yet. Our only worry is the courtroom door. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2518 This is taking teamwork a little too far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2519 The courthouse is a good place for us legal pad salesmen! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2520 How else should we carry our long underwear? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2521 If Doublemint sold, Quadrillionmint will conquer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2522 It's the ten-foot pole he wouldn't touch the $15-minimum-wage issue with. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2523 We're kinda playing fast and loose with the word "brief." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2524 hello 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2525 I hope our next President simplifies the diversity regulations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2526 Don't you think these days equal partnership is taken to seriously? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2527 You're not lifting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2528 I don't think esprit de corpse was what they had in mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2529 Death contracts should always be a one man job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2530 Remember: All for one and one for all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2531 Why is everyone getting on my case? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2532 We have the same briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2533 The prosecutor is anything but brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2534 Holding up your end of the deal gets tricky on the commute. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2535 I think management is taking this team work thing a little too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2536 Go left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2537 When I joined the Secret Service the last detail I expected to receive was carrying Donald Trump's hair around. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2538 This is a joint venture. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2539 You are on the wrong side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2540 Do you think the matching suits are too much? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2541 We are all into this now! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2542 Is this the new 2016 suitcase they made?I wonder what it will look like in 2026. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2543 Right...right...right left right... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2544 We need to present a unified front. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2545 They say that the laptop caused the death of the briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2546 Thanks. It's called 'a not-at-all-briefcase.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2547 He refuses to take sick days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2548 We're from a really big law firm! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2549 Two's company, what are we? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2550 It may not be the briefest, but at least it gets the job done. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2551 I prefer to think of it as a longcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2552 I think we've taken the carpool too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2553 If they catch us climbing the corporate ladder from the top floor we'll be blackballed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2554 The team building article said that activities don't have to be wild and crazy, just fun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2555 If we put this down she'll ask us to rearrange her office again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2556 I'll tell you what's in here; it's a long story. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2557 We went paperless. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2558 The law firm is very excited. This is the biggest case we have ever had. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2559 It's his golf clubs. He backed over them with his car. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2560 I heard they are the Sponge Bob briefs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2561 I heard they fired Ron for not carrying his weight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2562 And they said the Xylophone Pro wouldn't have commercial applications! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2563 Don't you think we're taking this whole carpool business just a bit to far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2564 I specifically told both of you not to wear the same suits for the second meeting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2565 its like we practiced....1,2,3....1,2,3 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2566 Clearly, Anderson, you don't have the right stuff. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2567 I'm pretty sure Men in Black III doesn't have three agents. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2568 If we act like it's a big idea, the client believes it's a big idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2569 Really...how many guys does it take to carry his "Make America Great Again" caps? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2570 I'm beginning to have doubts about our budget file sharing system. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2571 I'm sure she would have loved you if we had the right briefcase. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2572 Who gets to carry Jimmy Hoffa around next year? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2573 Sorry Chad, we're looking for a man with slightly longer arms. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2574 Trust me, I get that look a lot. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2575 Don't offer to eliminate the middleman! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2576 I understand getting rid of offices for cubicles, I even understand a common rest room, but making us share the briefcase seems almost anti-Trump. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2577 I've heard of taking your work home with you, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2578 I've always said, 'legal brief' is an oxymoron. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2579 Who are we to deny Bill's final request? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2580 I'm pushing it down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2581 My name isn't Malcolm 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2582 Mr. Spence said Ralph would never return to work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2583 Either focus, Hal, or agree to a coxswain! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2584 Technically, I'm not lying. I told my wife that the FBI finally has me be working on a really big case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2585 I hope the concerto for three left hands and a right hand goes well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2586 Wait til you see the toilet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2587 Look again: The nose of the large head is the chin of the small head. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2588 It's time you both pull your own weights. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2589 I value self-reliance above all else... in my employees. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2590 ...and when you feel ready to also be a little more flexible in your attitude, you're welcome to come back and join our group again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2591 Wait until the jury gets a look at these Mormon briefs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2592 Wait until you see what HR have to deal with. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2593 Extendocase, when an ordinary briefcase just won't do! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2594 The client insists on a gold-plated defense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2595 The Smith sextuplets had to take the stairs 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2596 I'll brief you later on the case 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2597 You asked me to buy you that lottery ticket, but what about him? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2598 First job sharing, now this. I call it over-sharing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2599 And why would three people be needed to carry a trombone? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2600 No, no, no! That's MY exit strategy! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2601 The new "lengthy" case brings a team of suits closer together. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2602 I just don’t think it says “Mad Men” to our clients. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2603 you and your bargain attaches... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2604 Thanks for helping me sneak in this guitar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2605 Let's take this thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2606 Undertakers: Beware the Ides of March !! Underpaid doctors can "undertake" new moonlighting jobs ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2607 I still wish we could afford an editor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2608 I just think the three piece briefcase is not going to catch on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2609 If at first you don't succeed, Tri, Tri, Tri again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2610 Do you ever get the feeling corporate doesn't understand? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2611 Could you stop humming the funeral dirge already!? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2612 This is our last bathroom break before lunch! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2613 The 'Yoga for Beginners' class meets down the hall. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2614 I'm getting this sinking feeling that it's not going to be a brief case... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2615 I'm the new guy, Paul Bearer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2616 Remember to tell them we worked at Uber. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2617 Yes, Wally, it's obvious if the loot is in laundry bags. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2618 Hey Bob... Why don't they have pupils? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2619 Remember, bring out the Bazooka right after I say ' Are you ready to pay for the wall yet Mexico?' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2620 Do YOU feel more autonomous carrying out these team-building exercises? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2621 Isn't she our neighbor. I wonder what she's up to ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2622 I know you called 'shotgun' first. Just not in the elevator! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2623 I haven't been this amazed since finding out Mark Wahlberg had a third nipple. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2624 "Just going for it" won't get us through the revolving doors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2625 Flat Stanley deserves better 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2626 Coffee? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2627 Speak softly, but carry a big brief case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2628 Well it's your floor now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2629 Leading from behind, eh? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2630 Is bigger is better really going to work? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2631 We're taking advantage of the "carried interest" loophole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2632 Asking for raises altogether was unwise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2633 Who's idea was it to bring the not-so-brief case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2634 Is this Long Dong's briefs? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2635 For a T-Rex, it's awfully light. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2636 Apparently it's a bad idea to bring a list of Americans killed by guns to a Ted Cruz rally 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2637 This is our 2 Man Carry, Presentation Case. We're with an Ad Agency 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2638 I guess the boss really meant it when he said "All hands on deck." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2639 You know the last one of these we carried turned out to be your partner's casket?" "Yeah? Well, let's hope that this one is your wife..." "...Agreed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2640 He wanted to be buried in a suitcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2641 I understand the need for cutbacks, but requiring three of us to share one briefcase is a bit extreme, don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2642 Why can't you be a team player and carry on your left? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2643 The Sharing Economists 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2644 I told her it was a Monty Python case. She laughed and didn't get suspicious. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2645 I hope they like snakes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2646 All the pallbearing industry needed was a little professionalizing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2647 I've gotta pee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2648 There's no 'I' in 'team'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2649 You take the kill shot, we'll handle the collateral damage. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2650 Look important and nobody will know that we are delivering a 3 foot sub to the boss. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2651 What's that saying again? Three connected briefcases are better than one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2652 This is heavy like Kim's nude selfie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2653 Don't be the tail wagging the dog! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2654 I'm tired of being on the heavy metals demo team. Plus, I think it's making our eyes bug out of our heads. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2655 If we assemble Dr. Carson early we can surely fix that anti-Trump glitch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2656 I really thought our idea was a home run this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2657 There's got to be a better way to do 'no-iron' pants. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2658 Car pooling? Sure. Briefcase pooling? Really annoying. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2659 Are you sure this is what they meant by 'meeting with the brass?' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2660 That's none of your business, snake. I mean Blake. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2661 OK - Heads I win - Tails you Lose. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2662 Sometimes teamwork takes up space. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2663 I was so alone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2664 With such small hands-- either do this or run for GOP nomination. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2665 I'm sure this us not what we meant when we asked for a triple bassoon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2666 Trust me, this is the latest European rage, it'll be bigger than the man-purse or the communal toilet! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2667 You know it's not going to be a good board meeting when they make us bring our own board. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2668 New union rules, all Uzis are a three man carry! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2669 Stop calling "Shotgun!" before we get to the car! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2670 I'm sorry, but our ad specified that we are looking for a highbrow right hand man. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2671 Don't be rediculous, it has always been alphabetical. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2672 I hate mergers! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2673 I don't think security has a profile for you in this configuration. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2674 You know - maybe three is a crowd, but two couldn't carry this thing, and it's an important presentation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2675 Does a promotion mean i ... keep this? Or get rid of it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2676 If you ask me, Uber's briefcase sharing service leaves a lot to be desired. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2677 Why couldn't we just use PowerPoint for this meeting? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2678 It's the yardstick to end all yardsticks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2679 Well, at least he's a burden we longer have to shoulder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2680 I thought I said one Hero sandwich for each of us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2681 I thought a "happy ending" would really boost company morale. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2682 She said we're over-compensating for the size of our hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2683 Welcome to the sales team. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2684 You stick out like a sore thumb. Next time you walk behind me and we all walk in unison. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2685 We will wait for practice till neighbors have gone to sleep. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2686 Since we are all dress alike, we are sure to land this new gig! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2687 You know, we can't all take this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2688 Hey,its my bag bub,if you want a bag go get your own. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2689 Stop it! No will notice three dudes in suits with a three handle suitcase! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2690 How about we take up ping pong instead? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2691 He ain't heavy. He's my brother. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2692 Don't be obvious about looking, but the woman behind us is the daughter of Elsa Maxwell. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2693 why the long file? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2694 Next time just pretend you sneezed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2695 Steve, if you aren't going to carry your weight then you need to just let go and let us do our job. Steve, I'm your drinking buddy. Let's do this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2696 Not a brief brief 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2697 We'll all be happier when the plans for the new Triborough Bridge are made public." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2698 This job sharing has gone too far! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2699 My wife wasn't happy when I told her we were job sharing again this weekend. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2700 Three men. One briefcase. Who will be next? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2701 Old-boy briefcase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2702 I told them we had a big idea for a new keyboard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2703 The secret is whether this year's company Easter Bunny is dark or milk chocolate 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2704 You call it a football? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2705 I still say he wanted a three piece suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2706 This is the second smallest wedding I've every catered. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2707 Guys, I know we are three men doing one job, but I think we could at least bring separate briefcases to work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2708 We do have tiny hands, but our briefs are large. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2709 The agency is big on portmanteau words. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2710 It's true. The bigger the briefs, the sweeter the legal motion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2711 There is nothing brief about this brief case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2712 Why don't we just show them a picture of the bazooka? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2713 When you enter the conference room be sure not to bump into the door 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2714 In business, we call this the three handed deal! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2715 What an honor to be Bloomberg's pallbearer, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2716 Just remember that his wife's name is Susan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2717 It''s expected to be a long trial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2718 White in front, colored behind! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2719 No, I think it's just a case of left-handed-ism. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2720 I think we should propose a merger of equals 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2721 Yeah, I do all my presentations in Cinerama. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2722 I don't know why he can't the interns to shred his emails. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2723 Couldn't we have just written a check? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2724 Two's company, three's a crowd...so scram. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2725 this working as a 'trio' really sucks 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2726 The prosecution keeps saying we're all connected by this case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2727 Did anyone see you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2728 It's all very scientific. For creativity, it's left hands, controlling the right side of the suitcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2729 Here at Dooley, Daniels and Dunne, we take job-sharing very seriously. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2730 The amount of clothes my wife needs for a two-day trip never ceases to amaze me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2731 So I said, "Why do cases need to be *brief*? Why not a *long*case?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2732 There is a mandatory debriefing session for all those handling this case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2733 I hear lots of Americans are working longer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2734 Ya, Iam sorry it's so heavy, but it's going to be a Big Wall; there is a ton of paperwork. A Big Beautiful Wall. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2735 My shrink said to lose the excess baggage. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2736 How I miss having hundred dollar bills... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2737 According to HR, I only have to carry the middle handle on Tuesdays. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2738 Well ... we do the job of one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2739 Any idea for a caption? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2740 Snitch 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2741 I know everyone loves party subs, but is silly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2742 How long 'till you think ol' Bartleby's gonna start to smell? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2743 I've got the blueprints in the case. I think they'll be impressed! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2744 We'd be more balanced, if I was an Asian woman. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2745 This is carrying teamwork to far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2746 We should have brought the briefcase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2747 I was sure it was good things come in threes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2748 Let's keep this case civil, Ricardo. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2749 They can't outsource this overseas. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2750 This is a big presentation 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2751 It's attache-d case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2752 Was it necessary to get an extra long keyboard? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2753 It's going to the dead letter file. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2754 This is what he wanted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2755 We're admen, Richards. We present ideas to the client, then load them in the hearse. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2756 Are you two plotting to cut out the middleman? middlemen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2757 Due to the size of the dearly departed the funeral home only needed three pall bearers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2758 ''We save on buying separate brief cases." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2759 He always wanted to go quietly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2760 These ten year plans are a real back breaker. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2761 You know, we were all supposed to get the same haircut too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2762 It's a good thing Fenton has a left arm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2763 Who are you that we should go to this length to accommodate your trust issues? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2764 I usually open carry but I can't find my keys. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2765 There's nothing wrong with the size of his gloves. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2766 Thanks for the help with my new iPhone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2767 Here comes a right turn, two steps for every one I take. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2768 Shouldn't we stagger which side we're each on? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2769 I had no idea I would be pallbearer to so many cases until after Justice Scalia passed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2770 Well, you have to admit Smith's working himself to the bone to get the vice-presidency Roberts wound up giving his son for finishing nursery school is it's no sweat being his pallbearer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2771 Last week it was pall bearer, next week 10 foot subs for a retirement party. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2772 Stan, this is the last time I will carry your stupid longjohns. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2773 Red dot special 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2774 I'm tired of chasing "Flat Stanley" around the world. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2775 Time for a 'Diplomatic Selfie'! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2776 I'll be Curly this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2777 Don't worry it's not going to move t 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2778 Now do you believe in economies of scale? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2779 It's the big short, so shuddup! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2780 Do you always have to be on the opposing side of everything? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2781 So, we're agreed: One more team building exercise and we're out of here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2782 We can take it from here. Your role was purely utilitarian. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2783 She can't handle the truth! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2784 n "No one suspects that it's an ironing board. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2785 "That 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2786 At least the boss can't fire us now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2787 Our 'unified team approach' sucks in elevators. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2788 This is white collar worker solidarity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2789 It's the 'Executive Executive Executive' edition. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2790 Light as a feather, it's great to be the middleman! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2791 I'm telling you this not so brief case will sell in the millions. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2792 I thought you said this was a BRIEF case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2793 The chairman's whole "stretch-limo" thing began when his ex said he had small hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2794 Plausible deniability isn't as big a deal as it used to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2795 When I look in the mirror...I see a reflection of someone else's face. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2796 I sure miss the days when we had our own BRIEFcases ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2797 It'll be hard to tweet about this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2798 I wish they'd finally do away with the extra long form. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2799 The frankincense makes we three required. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2800 I know, I know, but it still feels like a corporate walking rope. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2801 Don't worry, they won't suspect a thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2802 This will be brief. We've never lost a case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2803 I don't think this is really what a "three way" is. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2804 we worked at my house last week, ever since we started working from home it seems like its always my week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2805 People think it's easy transporting Trump's hair care products. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2806 Do you know how many middle-aged men would kill for this job? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2807 I'm holding up both ends. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2808 The online approach to reaching a remote audience is not in sync with today's hefty one-on-one presentation. Today begins with ensuring we have something to hold onto. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2809 I always wondered why they're usually kept so brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2810 Distributive justice necessitates a distributed briefcase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2811 We need to make a pit stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2812 I'll admit it: I had my doubts about the new synergy initiative. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2813 This should show them that the " Father, Son and Holy Spirit" is a real name for our company. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2814 You got a better way of getting him into the rally? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2815 It's nice to know that they can make a sandwich that fits in our briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2816 Our clients like us since we never dropped a case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2817 That was great, we had her boxed in perfectly. Next time it's your turn to fart. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2818 Can you help me unwind? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2819 He was the only guy who ever died wishing he'd spent more time at the office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2820 This merger is a real pain in the... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2821 Are you sure this is your bag? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2822 Donald Trump, Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz holding Immigration laws with Hillary in the back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2823 If we had normal-sized hands, they wouldn't fit in these handles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2824 I think we carried it off well 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2825 There's also a 'boxer' model. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2826 Are you guys here for the accounting job too? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2827 On the ride down lets play Salsa. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2828 Clear your calendar. We are literally involved with a long case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2829 Hey, do you know what we have in here? My arm is getting tired. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2830 I guess 3 does not = company, after all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2831 This is how we at Phillip, Bustyr and Blather do briefs, my boy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2832 When they ask "Where's Waldo?", let me do the talking! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2833 After years of working together, they found themselves on opposing sides of the case 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2834 Dibs on the pudding cup. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2835 What do you mean 'Do I even lift?' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2836 It's a menage-a-brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2837 We forgot our lunch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2838 Small hands? Let's just say this is what I need to carry my gloves. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2839 Ralphie are you sure he wants this for a ping pong table 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2840 Common planning time is a pain in the butt. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2841 Yes, it's very similar to car-pooling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2842 I hope you have your concealed carry permit with you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2843 No, this isn't the mile high club, and I have no desire to fly on your magic carpet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2844 You're lucky, last month was Group Hug Fridays. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2845 I love our carpool. I guess I just need more "me" time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2846 What do you mean you forgot your combination number?! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2847 When they said we’d get company shares, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2848 How'd you get picked to be the Pallbearer? I won the New Yorker Caption Contest. Crazy Prize. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2849 You had to be the one to saw the girl in half, you had to be the big shot on this one. Now what are you going to tell her mother, and don't ask about super glue again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2850 I understand the firm needs to cut costs, but we still deserve individual briefcases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2851 Don't hate to be bearer of bad news? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2852 Good thing we're roommates... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2853 I never realized you were left handed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2854 The swordfish brief 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2855 Smithers, if we are to have a chance with this case, you have to get on the right side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2856 What could I say? He insists that he can dazzle the shareholders with how well he can play 'Stairway to Heaven' on his electric guitar 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2857 "Remember...we come in on keyboard as soon as they announce that the economy is bound to improve." a 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2858 You should have seen the size of his hands... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2859 All the Millennials carry group briefcases nowadays. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2860 This isn't working for me; I want to go back to having my own briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2861 I guess you're here for the pall bearers convention? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2862 My grandmother had a lot of silverware sets. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2863 I guess I misunderstood the term "Case Managers." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2864 Are you sure the invitation said to bring your own table? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2865 Remember back in the 80s when they told us that computers would result in a paperless society? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2866 Will your wife notice it's missing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2867 You see value in middlemen, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2868 No, not to the gravesite. They're cremating the old man's Stratocaster, too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2869 Judge Richards prefers briefs on 8" by 50" papyrus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2870 A closely-guarded iPhone 7 Plus prototype. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2871 I guess you could say we're... three-briefing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2872 I know his hands are small, but I have never seen a president asking for such a big gun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2873 Your display of white short is pretty ostentatious. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2874 I had a feeling mandatory carpooling was a slippery slope. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2875 Wait until you see the new urinals. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2876 We are coming today to bury Flat Stanley. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2877 I think an electronic shared folder would be more effective. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2878 If everybody takes their cues from me, we should be able to run the table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2879 Mac OS X Python. Too literal? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2880 The conjoined bovine triplets were as inseparable in death as they were in life. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2881 Anarchist 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2882 From where I stand you look like a leftist. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2883 Why do people stare when you take the handle at the back? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2884 Separate, but equal? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2885 When the boss said to bury the project, I didn't realize he meant literally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2886 She wouldn't have laughed if she knew that the Managing Partner told us to "bring in a new big case." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2887 $349 is a bargain for a 4 foot hoagie when they throw in the executive carry-out option. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2888 What time is the bathroom break? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2889 And to the right is our team suite. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2890 It's sleek. It's NOW. And pallbearing will never be the same. It's who I AM. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2891 I can't believe we didn't think to Ubercase sooner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2892 It's our Shot-Ski. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2893 Something tells me this trial may be a rather lengthy affair. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2894 Yes, size does matter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2895 4 on one briefcase?!? That's absurd. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2896 This is ridiculous! Just because we live on the same street and carpool..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2897 'Nice briefcase', she says... Pfft, NOTHING about this case is brief... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2898 Why yes, I have been doing extra squats. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2899 I think she's impressed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2900 This is the last group project for me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2901 Don't worry. By your part of the pitch they'll be long past comatose. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2902 It is what it is. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2903 Done right we can achieve a bloodless, hostile takeover! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2904 I've never sold limousines before. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2905 we'll flat out win this one 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2906 I didn't want to be the only one with a man purse, but this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2907 We'll never win the synchronized briefcase carrying contest this way . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2908 This way we're always cc'd. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2909 Papa Vito says it's violins. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2910 I beginning to have doubts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2911 It's what we get for working in the antonym department. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2912 Why am I carrying it? Well, I'm Italian and I don't play the keyboard 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2913 Nice prosthetic... new? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2914 "It's how he would have wanted ". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2915 We'll need to show unity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2916 Don't let her get under your skin. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2917 A brief is supposed to be as the name implies, Brad. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2918 What it lacks in convenience it makes up for in really long subway sandwiches. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2919 When they said this was a huge case, they sure weren't kidding! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2920 You have the other key, I forgot mine! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2921 At least we didn't share a bed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2922 This performance is for the Trilateral Commission. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2923 The Three-F-Case team in mild hysteria after another incredibly decent pitch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2924 Do you think I should wear a rose in my lapel? I think it would look more official. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2925 The thriefcase is the latest technological breakthrough to revolutionize our new sharing economy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2926 What made you go over to the dark side? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2927 Why is she looking at us in such a strange way? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2928 I'm so excited they let us bring Flat Stanley to work 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2929 I am 100% sure that what we are doing matches the term "sharing revenue". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2930 I think we should have left it at car pooling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2931 We're being paid portmanteauvertime for this, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2932 Corporate downsizing meetings give me the willies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2933 Remember, it is just a big violin. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2934 I don't think it will be a good idea to call it a "brief". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2935 I swear, that Cat in the Hat made a three-handled gradunza sound like so much fun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2936 The client asked to see our experience with horizontal integration. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2937 This will stop them from talking about our small hands! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2938 Did you have to tell her we carry our 'briefs' in here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2939 This is not a trio sonata! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2940 Nowadays we call it a "Chicago Digital Device"--very discrete in all its operations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2941 Don't you dare leave us holding the bag! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2942 How long have you been carrying for Uber Briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2943 Assisted living works for my mother. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2944 Okay, it's not obvious, we've got the body so keep rolling 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2945 How could she tell we're the Olympic bobsled team? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2946 I think the "team player" idea has gone too far! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2947 Are you ready to play the long game? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2948 It's heavier than it looks... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2949 I WAS HAPPY TO JOIN THE RIDE SHARE PROGRAM, BUT THIS... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2950 I'm NOT sharing credit for this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2951 The hard part was getting the oconcrete off his feet." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2952 This is not inconspicuous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2953 Why don't they make coffins like this? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2954 It's a furneral just a board meeting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2955 It's perfect for the extralegal size paper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2956 Hope this damn Human Centipede sequel contract gets signed today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2957 It's bad enough Mr. Trump had this commissioned to illustrate his manhood. Does he really need to make us lug it to all the debates??? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2958 This convention of efficiency experts promises to be the best one yet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2959 Its a big case, that's why we need three lawyers on it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2960 This company still doesn't get racial integration. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2961 No, don't open with 'next stop, the East River.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2962 She wouldn't stop staring! You think it was my new cuff links? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2963 This triplet thing is getting to me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2964 Nice Jim.... Wasn't me Frank 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2965 I'm obviously the tiger, Brad, so you're either the cabbage or the goat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2966 This must be the longest report they've ever put together. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2967 I always thought you were also left handed 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2968 Ahem...we're a left-wing organization! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2969 My writing style is effective. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2970 I found it at Costco. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2971 Do you think I could fit a giant hot dog in here? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2972 Poll Bearers 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2973 Nobody, I said, will miss the staff meeting 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2974 Your resume says you're ambidextrous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2975 It'll be days before they realize George is missing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2976 Only Google! Not only do you get a free massage, you get it from three masseurs! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2977 I don't think you can fit in 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2978 Sometimes you ned a three man briefcase 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2979 Are you sure we aren't taking the merger too literal? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2980 Shouldn't legal briefs be brief? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2981 That's two down to one up! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2982 Do we fill out each other's evaluation, too? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2983 I'm think of buying new underwear. Are you in? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2984 Not so sure how crazy I am about this new "sharing" economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2985 No political statement necessary 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2986 Never realised that working for a funeral directors staff are so helpful. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2987 This is the result of the emphasis placed on sharing in elementary school. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2988 Kind of ironic that the boss still calls this a "brief"-case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2989 Compared to a casket it's a piece of cake 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2990 The big warheads require three buttons. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2991 There's a giraffe in there. Don't ask. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2992 I don't care what Shark Tank thinks -- I say America IS ready for a lifesized Trump cookie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2993 His wife wanted it this way. She said to keep the embellishments on the coffin as brief as possible. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2994 Wadda you mean--at the back again?? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2995 Carpooling was a good idea, Karl. I'm not so sure about this one though... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2996 When will the boss' obsession for baguettes come to an end? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2997 No strings attached! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2998 "No back seat driving, please." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2999 If this goes sideways on us you can’t just drop your corner like it wasn’t your idea too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3000 They are not going to believe we are the masseurs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3001 After our collaborative meeting where should we go for our collaborative coffee? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3002 It's no longer called a brief case . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3003 We started out just sharing a cubicle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3004 Bet you didn't think carrying around a keyboard in suits can make you popular with the ladies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3005 I'm not sure "joint suitcasing" will ever catch on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3006 I get the whole open floor plan, no cubicle thing, but sharing a briefcase is taking it a bit too far! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3007 Did anybody remember the Post-its for the wife? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3008 This is the longest case we've had in ages.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3009 The law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3010 Because Mr. Trump has very, very, huuge, big plans 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3011 I'd never heard of a three-man Tommy gun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3012 a rare illustration of the"middle man" brief case 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3013 The new boss really highlights interconnectivity as essential in the workplace. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3014 Maybe he is the CEO, but why can't we just cut his sandwiches in half? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3015 This is the first time I've been a pallbearer for expired paperwork. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3016 Perchance, did you prepare the slides on redundancy? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3017 https://account.newyorker.com/change-password/=c80fe5a5533bae6c71396f56818cd3440 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3018 I can't believe they thought our script was too long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3019 Then we'll have him laid out in the board room 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3020 Are you feeling the Bern? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3021 And they all said that a three-company merger wouldn't work 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3022 Ivana. Your mom? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3023 I'm not sure about this new job sharing app. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3024 This deal never had a chance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3025 Weren't we a team before this exercise? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3026 We can't let the voters know. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3027 Brief 3 Company 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3028 2000 plus emails are really weighty! Do you think we can bury them without the FBI finding out? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3029 If they are looking for a bigger idea, we're going to need to use the service elevator. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3030 You mean I now have to remember THREE passwords that change every 3 months? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3031 This is the longest brief the boss ever gave us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3032 That woman may suspect something weird. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3033 Just follow my lead, and will land this gig. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3034 Just wait until you see the executive washroom. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3035 Regardless whether the FIFO or LIFO rule applies in this instance, I still remain a ‘shmucko.’ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3036 Now, we'll see who REALLY got the job! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3037 We have to get this to Hillary quickly, decent penis size is the new campaign must-have. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3038 Did you remember to pack the tripod and sniper rifle sight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3039 When they said we'd be instituting job-sharing, I never thought it would go this far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3040 This is not the sort of job sharing I was expecting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3041 Did you remember to pack our tooth brush? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3042 So how do you like mortuary school so far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3043 Does our briefcase make my ass look big? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3044 We're taking this 'consensus' thing a bit too far, don't you think? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3045 I think the sharing economy may be going a bit too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3046 Welcome to the chain gang. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3047 Why do I have this feeling our pitch is already D.O.A.? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3048 Remember, all for one, one for all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3049 First your hair, now you're a rightie? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3050 There are downsides to the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3051 They need three of us? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3052 This takes brotherhood to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3053 He lived and died at the office, makes sense to bury him here, too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3054 Now that we're no longer conjoined, can we get separate briefcases? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3055 Hearse is double-parked around the corner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3056 We'd take up less space if you used your left hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3057 Think of it as a final resting place for good ideas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3058 The original Snap, Crackle and Pop at corporate headquarters in Battle Creek 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3059 At the end, no one expected so much weight loss from Mrs. Reagan. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3060 The corporate ladder was kept under lock and key. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3061 Which gun did you bring this time?? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3062 Point of questionable return. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3063 It's so sad that he unincorporated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3064 She is police! God Bless America!! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3065 And I thought car pooling was inconvenient. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3066 Tomorrow you drive! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3067 Effective Presentations 101: bigger might not actually be better, but don't assume everybody knows that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3068 share suit case day 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3069 To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of this "sharing economy" initiative that the boss has been promoting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3070 Which way to the Mortuary? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3071 What ? Got a problem with middle management ?? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3072 When it comes to cartoon captions truncated ones are the best. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3073 Can I use the pen this time? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3074 Our case is bigger because we carry boxers instead of briefs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3075 You know, since his promotion he won'the even make eye contact with us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3076 Had you known the corporate debt long? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3077 First time using Uber? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3078 What do you think is in Fatboy Slim's briefcase? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3079 Our business and yours recently had a merger, I guess you're stuck with me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3080 Stop looking so conspicuous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3081 How else would you compensate for these small hands, Smith? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3082 I believe this is the largest brief we've every filed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3083 Just as safe as Hillary's server 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3084 After seven years, I find out today that he keeps the launch codes in his jacket pocket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3085 the dude we're carrying this huge sax for plays the most beautiful music 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3086 Francis: things are looking up, this case is ours... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3087 I think we've found the limits of the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3088 I told you guys it would fit in the elevator. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3089 I don't think this 'All for one and one for all' is going to work 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3090 This may be the biggest presentation of my career.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3091 The Three Lawyers are going to be BIG! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3092 It's light if we carry it all together,right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3093 On three.. take a right. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3094 Yes, you're right, the handcuffs would have been totally overdressed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3095 All for one and one for all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3096 Paperless society? NOT! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3097 Remember, stress team work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3098 She said, 'Wake me up when the hairdresser arrives.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3099 I just meant I thought you must be from Britain - or a lefty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3100 Just my luck: I always get the middle handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3101 You always tend to have a leftist's perspective. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3102 Thanks guys. I have a few CVS receipts to submit with my expense report. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3103 I go in the middle because I'm more senior than you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3104 It now takes three of us to carry Mr. Trump’s ego. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3105 Why, oh, why do they call them briefs? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3106 First time pallbearing for roadkill? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3107 This has nothing to do with Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3108 Trust me, Johnson: once they tri, then they buy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3109 Yes, the new long form is more difficult to use, but the ability to deduct escort services as physical therapy AND to bill at three times our normal rate make it win-win. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3110 that hit went well 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3111 Separate, yes; but equal 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3112 Pallbearing just isn't what it used to be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3113 For the NSA briefs we use extralegal paper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3114 Sir, was that you that just emitted gas from your anus?" "Nah man, that was the lady behind us... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3115 Wrong Side, Wrong Hair, Don't give me that look! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3116 Just sharing my briefcase 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3117 Our religious liberty brief is on a stone tablet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3118 We're using every tax loophole we could find. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3119 What are you looking at? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3120 Do you really need the middleman? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3121 That restaurant had a strange way of packaging Fred's to-go salad, huh? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3122 It's capricious and arbitrary. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3123 The significant savings is in office space 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3124 Always the middleman. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3125 President Trump wanted a huge button. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3126 Let me know if you find the snow blower. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3127 CPA triumvirate on the case, brah. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3128 This is really taking team building to another level. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3129 Can't you just feel the synergy? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3130 I wish we were drawn with bigger hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3131 The whiteboard died. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3132 I can carry it guys - it's only got my long johns inside. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3133 Effects of the agency's teamwork initiative were becoming apparent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3134 I didn't think this was what the boss meant by "merger" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3135 It's the share economy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3136 This was so worth the private elevator. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3137 Thanks for helping me bring my stuff to the trial today. It should be a brief case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3138 Did anyone notice he's missing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3139 It's six sigma, they modeled it after the carpool lane 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3140 Should we still put him in the trunk? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3141 It's from the short-fingered store, but I guarantee you there is no problem. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3142 This is one heavy race card. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3143 I'm starting to think that our holdings are too long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3144 Don't you think the sharing economy has gone a bit too far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3145 Someday I hope to work my way up to first handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3146 Today is carrying the corporate briefcase. Tomorrow is climbing the corporate ladder. And Wednesday is the potato sack race. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3147 You just never want to risk the carpool elevator ticktets. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3148 This is a heavy guitar! Well you said you needed a lead guitar. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3149 It takes either the three of us or one man with shoulders. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3150 Maybe 'Three Suits and a Guitar' isn't catchy enough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3151 Not so sure about this Coworking Case thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3152 I really think Macrosoft is gonna be a game changer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3153 This is obviously not the brief case they said would take almost no time, RIGHT? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3154 There's letter size, there's legal size, but the real money is in tabloid size. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3155 I had a feeling this proposal wouldn't survive the day. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3156 They say the company plans layoffs, something about job redundancy? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3157 They're so big, it's a shame to call them briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3158 OK, next time you can have Shotgun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3159 I do not work on this floor anymore. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3160 Did anyone tell Ms. Myers that kids stay free? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3161 Shared work spaces may be cutting edge, but shared briefcases are just ridiculous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3162 Just follow his lead and try to keep up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3163 It lets us bill three times the usual amount. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3164 Mary's presentation had too many slides for my taste. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3165 Later we're handling the Johnson vs. Fisher case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3166 If you ask me, these commuter challenges are getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3167 Sure bigger matters. But not in yoga mats. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3168 We've got a huge case in our hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3169 If P. C. Vey had given us normal sized hands.....it would not take three of us to carry this suitcase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3170 She asked for a three-way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3171 You said I could be Don Draper this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3172 I didn't used to to think that "long form" literally meant long form. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3173 Yes. Literally, steamrolled. (ED:Please italicize "Literally"-can't do on my computer) 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3174 Any other sword swallowers here for the tryouts? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3175 You get a lot of stares when you're a pool cue salesman. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3176 Look, it's not a bad bargain, but you don't have to hold your end up so high. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3177 You realize this makes you an accomplice, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3178 I've been quite impressed with the cohesion of our business units as a result of the merger. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3179 Trust me - if accounting knows we have a 6-foot sub we'll never get rid of them 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3180 hey bro 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3181 No offense, guys, but I'll be glad when they fix the regular printer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3182 Do you think the boss understood our Flat Tax briefing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3183 Johnson wanted to be buried in accounting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3184 We should have drawn the line at ride sharing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3185 Because extra-legal activity requires extra-legal size paper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3186 I think they've taken the whole "team building" thing too far this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3187 This merger hasn't gone quite as I expected... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3188 Your first three-way? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3189 Trump supporter by any chance? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3190 He losdt a lot of weight towards the end. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3191 I've been a pallbearer before, but this requires a different mindset. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3192 "Trump insists we carry and extra large attache, so we can guarentee we have enough testosteron for all the Republican debates. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3193 We like to emphasize teamwork. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3194 I hope that what you have there is a genuine flying carpet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3195 I didn't expect owning a medical marijuana dispensary together would create these money problems. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3196 I think it's best that we work as a team 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3197 Bob...toe the line, you're on the left again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3198 You've got to start pulling your weight around here, Jenkins. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3199 Remember, act like we're not ready to buy! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3200 These I phones get bigger and bigger! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3201 This won't fit under the seat. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3202 How are 3 of us going to play this guitar 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3203 The new 'bring your own table' to the conference room concept is catching on! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3204 Be careful when you open it, the contents may have shifted. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3205 The Republican Conspiracy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3206 The inflation here has made these graft checks a little cumbersome. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3207 this is the last time we're filing and wearing the same suits. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3208 I heard rumors we're being replaced by Ming Zhu, Bao Ling and David Moskowitz. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3209 i dont think theyll know its a body 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3210 Luigi, why do you always have to be right!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3211 Welcome aboard! The company says all of this promotes teamwork, but revolving doors are still a real hot button issue with HR. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3212 Maybe 'teamwork makes the dream work', but taking that cab ride here would have been a lot easier on my own. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3213 There are rumors of everyone getting their own when the market rebounds. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3214 Did you notice that tiny purse? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3215 Someone heard attache case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3216 Matching pocket squares in teal would really draw some attention away from this three handle briefcase 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3217 Why am I always in the middle? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3218 Let go now , before they take your tan . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3219 I am not really comfortable with a sharing economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3220 when a board meeting feels like your going to a funeral 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3221 It's not just me, right? This briefcase is crazy long, no? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3222 I know I said, "Let's lay that idea to rest." But come on! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3223 Whoever called this a brief case never had to carry it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3224 Tuesday is red tie day, Bob. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3225 I hope the sub isn't too soggy from the mayo. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3226 Somebody may say we look shifty, but we are just shifting hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3227 Taxis, revolving doors -- they're all bad for mergers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3228 This business 3-way is no fun! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3229 Do you think it's getting enough air? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3230 I guess you could say it's a big deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3231 This A4 paper is bull@%#*! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3232 The size of laptops is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3233 No, this isn't the nuclear football. This briefcase is for the presidential steaks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3234 This is nothing. You want to be in on my three man toilet invention? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3235 You can lead tomorrow Jack. Now get back into line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3236 I’m so relieved it was a closed briefcase ceremony. The client would have wanted it that way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3237 You can only Paleo so long! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3238 Wait...I can't remember if we put the lock on the bike... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3239 Keep in step, will you, please? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3240 You hear those downsizing rumors? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3241 I appreciate Big Data, I'm just not sure how to carry it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3242 We think you're taking "attaché" too literally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3243 Shhh-- we chopped up the boss into teeny, tiny pieces. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3244 ..and what if it's like a barber pole. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3245 This is exactly what they meant by work share. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3246 This briefcase exchange is going to be much harder than we initially thought 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3247 One guitar, three guitarists? That may be taking novelty too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3248 You're just third handle, so try to keep a lid on it when we get in there. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3249 I will be glad when this murder trial is over. Getting tired of carrying around the evidence. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3250 And his like was brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3251 It may be the company briefcase, but I occupy the central position. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3252 I'm having second thoughts about the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3253 Don't drop it—I used to be the lead handler. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3254 It certainly is about time that they let us bring concealed stinger missile launchers to staff meetings. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3255 The long-form case never quite caught on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3256 I replaced my BRIEF-case with this long-winded version. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3257 Mr. Simpson likes to keep all his files in one place. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3258 Remember, I have front handle at pretrial. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3259 I'm an equal opportunity bagman. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3260 I do not think anyone suspects there is the boss's subway sandwhiches in here, do you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3261 Shhhh---we got him with a bulldozer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3262 At least this is half the work of that pallbearing gig. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3263 Do you think our coworkers will be able to tell we're Sanders supporters? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3264 This time next year we'll be the hottest xylophone trio in the world! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3265 Right handedness means nothing in this business 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3266 Does everything have to be "why's the brown guy at the back?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3267 When I was with Hoffman, Benson & Mars we were only licensed for the two handled case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3268 It was because everyone had their own briefcase that they became endangered. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3269 I think the report stretches the truth a bit much myself. We were one small fib away from not fitting in the elevator. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3270 If the boss WANTS 3-part harmony, he GETS 3-part harmony. ronj 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3271 I had to let Fred go when I was "right-sized" to a five octave. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3272 "Remember we're The Three Musketeers of accounting". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3273 No, you have to stay at the back. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3274 Your office or mine? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3275 I know Hillary said it takes a village, but using three of us to lug his cigars around is a little much. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3276 This doesn't work correctly when you're on the opposite side, Brian! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3277 Is it me, or do these payments keep getting bigger? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3278 This is not the 'brief threesome' that I thought it was. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3279 The board's really going to like our long-term plan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3280 Remember: teamwork is everything with this client. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3281 This is nothing! You should have seen all of the evidence he presented at his last trail. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3282 I've decided that I won't be making any more SkyMall purchases with you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3283 My bad. "I'm a team player", I said. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3284 She could have given one of us her number. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3285 Leave this case alone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3286 No, you're actually the embodiment of a third wheel. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3287 I heard there is a dead rabbit in the box. What do you think? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3288 He's not heavy; he's our brother. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3289 We're holding it together, aren't we? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3290 They said that I would never be a team player. What do you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3291 You know I was in the middle seat on the flight too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3292 File sharing has made the job a breeze. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3293 You know, my mother always said I'd become an assassin. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3294 No! Get your own damn cab. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3295 This lawyer's brief is anything but. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3296 You want the Flying Magic Yoga next door. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3297 Ransomeware, really. Did you have wipe your macbook and print everything. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3298 It's suppose to "amplify" our "ecosystem". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3299 We really got a handle on this case don't you think. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3300 They're nerds like us. We pitch them that size does matter. 'The XXXLphone - chick magnet. So big it takes three men to carry.' What do you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3301 Play your cards right kid and this handle could be yours in a few years. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3302 We're team players. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3303 We may have taken the "speak softly and carry a big stick," metaphor a bit too literally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3304 His testament clear stated: bury me at the office 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3305 You didn't ask what they meant by "teamwork is our central value"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3306 Remember if the police walk by, act natural. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3307 Thanks, now you're part of the office in-crowd. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3308 Holding up your end is how you get to be a middle man. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3309 Most power trios only have one guitar, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3310 Where are the other 3 guys? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3311 You know what they say about small hands... a big package. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3312 EVER WONDER WHAT THEY ARE PAYING US FOR? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3313 The mortician said I was crazy, but the carpool lane changes everything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3314 How about, "I know that the boss said that we should team up on the next case, but this is really cramping my style with Joan" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3315 Why are you always on fhe wrong side? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3316 Is this your first time as a pallbearer? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3317 Hey, do you think in the future briefcases will have four handles? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3318 Do you think she suspects anything? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3319 Next time can't we just mail a check to the Superpac? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3320 I guess this can't be considered a 'briefcase' technically. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3321 Hi. I don't think we've met. I'm Bob. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3322 How did your interview go? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3323 We were in a band together. How did you know him? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3324 Can you believe management is hiring consultants to help get rid of "redundancies"? What a waste of money. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3325 I knew our presentation was too long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3326 You have the left's perspective on some big issues. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3327 I prefer middle handle on the tandem briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3328 It took me awhile but I came around on the concept of car pooling , but this is going too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3329 I'm finally getting the hang of this group briefing thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3330 I am the next coming of Christ. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3331 Saul over at Rossford Inc. tells me his company is just beginning THEIR merger. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3332 How was I supposed to know they didn't like electric guitars? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3333 Let's try rolling the scroll next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3334 I still say 3 brief cases would have been better than 1 lengthy case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3335 Wait 'til you see the bathroom stalls. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3336 Spray tan? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3337 I was a pall bearer on the Schecter account, too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3338 Back before the revolution we had roadies, we could choose our costumes and hair-dos, and heavy metal didn't mean a steel guitar case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3339 I know we carpool - but this is a little to far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3340 Thanks, but I'd rather you guys share the actual workload. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3341 This was the briefest case they had. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3342 I knew we'd have to go to the Cleveland meeting on a bicycle built for three. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3343 Now we all get paid for overtime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3344 You can carry this without me, can't you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3345 Do YOU think horizontal integration has gone too far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3346 So is that supposed to pique my curiosity, or is it supposed to make you seem interesting? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3347 This is embarrassing. I wish he'd get his eyes checked. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3348 ... and that, my friend, is what you do when they face the wrong direction! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3349 ''Why do I feel like a middle child.'' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3350 Do you know whats in this case? Your looking very shady today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3351 Trump's loudness keeps him small endowed .These back up body parts are becoming heavier and heavier 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3352 I'm also going to need your help in the men's room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3353 I think she thought you looked pretty weird. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3354 I hope we don't get a new co-worker today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3355 Wait! Where's our lunchbox? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3356 Geez! Clemenza didn't need a machine gun case this big. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3357 This is why we call it "a Board Meeting." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3358 That was quite a merger. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3359 Who said three hands are not better than one! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3360 They're not gonna bury Nancy if I can help it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3361 There's only one "me" in teamwork, Alex. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3362 Let's just hope they also don’t know what a Bassoon Trio really is. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3363 "Ben, I just want to say two words about the future....Are you listening to me?" "Telescopic Pointers!" (Pissy little take on The Graduate) 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3364 How much further can we stretch this case? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3365 "I" know we are triplets, and "I" know your triplet briefcase is a great idea, but trust me on this, the only chance we have to impress those "Jump the Shark" entrepreneurs is to walk in unison on the same side. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3366 Why are we carrying left-handed and you're not? Could it be your religion? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3367 Your desk or mine? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3368 That went well, don't we think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3369 These budget cuts are really getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3370 Before RPGs guys like us just had to carry around a violin case, not a glockenspiel case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3371 I'm not so sure about this "briefcase pooling" idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3372 I don't think it's going to be an open and shut case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3373 I told you the prosecution had a strange case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3374 You've never been a pallbearer for a business plan? Don't worry--just follow my lead. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3375 What's your favorite position? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3376 You can do the middle bit next time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3377 I've always admired the boss for being a snake, but I never dreamed of being a pallbearer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3378 Next time we go for the short-board account. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3379 When were you gonna tell me you forgot the key? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3380 If we weren't interns, we'd wouldn't have to share a desk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3381 I just carry this handle around in my pocket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3382 We handel all our cases this way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3383 They really took the company merger seriously, huh? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3384 Just be glad he was so thin 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3385 I hate being under office arrest. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3386 xylophone...why do you ask? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3387 We're more left than you are even though we're on the right side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3388 The boss seems to think this is going to help us mix up our ideas. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3389 Bob, I think we should cut out the middle man. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3390 This goes right along with our new "open concept" office design. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3391 We're taking our work home with us. That means you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3392 Tripartition was never my strong suit. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3393 Legal size is back--with a vengeance! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3394 Your lunch is weighing me down. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3395 There's nothing brief about it, Phil. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3396 Lucky for us the six-foot hero comes with a carrying case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3397 When the boss said he wanted three of us on the case I didn’t think this is what he had in mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3398 Imax computers are going to be a pain in the butt. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3399 First no office walls, then bring-your-own coffee, now this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3400 No wonder everyone is sad the stock market crash and we are having another great depression. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3401 It's his last will and testament. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3402 It means we're top brass. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3403 You know, I'm beginning to think that this merger has gone too far... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3404 Think we'll be noticed? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3405 R&D had a heck of a time getting this down to three handles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3406 We thought YOU were carrying the rest of the instruments. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3407 Since it didn't fit in the elevator, I guess we'll have to take the stairs to the 97th floor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3408 Don't worry. If any one asks, just erase their memory. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3409 The CEO urged the shareholders to carry-on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3410 Who said they were briefs? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3411 Who says a briefcase has to be brief? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3412 Thanks for helping with my verbose case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3413 It's important that we carry our own weight at this company. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3414 Now I know how they're able to keep revising the previous month's new job figures upwards. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3415 It's like Uber for briefcases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3416 Don't you think we've carried this "Do you know we are triplets ," thing far enough? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3417 He said put the money in the suitcase so we had to have it custom made 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3418 We are sitting ducks with three rifles in one case. Budget cuts! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3419 What happens if he gets fired? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3420 Separate attaches just didn't make sense. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3421 Middle management has both advantages and disadvantage. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3422 Don't worry about it. My cousin works for the TSA. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3423 Have you heard of PowerPoint? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3424 This new trumpet is going to be a big blow off! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3425 Remember--they're boxers, not briefs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3426 In Italy suite cases are in vogue 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3427 I'm not always on his side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3428 Well, you should have thought of the revolving doors when you came up with "briefcase-pooling", Bob. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3429 D.T. put me in the middle for a reason, Endie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3430 i hope you can hold up your end of this bargain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3431 I'm sick of the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3432 It's good to see that the company is finally diversifying. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3433 I hate corporate's new paper size policy 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3434 Simpson, did you lose the president again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3435 The jury will be delighted when we rest our case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3436 Trump-Mat 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3437 I hate it when they call us 'the troika' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3438 What, you never heard of bringing up the middle? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3439 This is my fetish. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3440 The case is closed 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3441 This is not what I had in mind when they said "Bring Your Own Board" meeting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3442 This was the only coffin that was available under Obamacare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3443 You right wingers are on the wrong side of this case 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3444 Bob, why did they put the sub in a briefcase? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3445 If we are going to briefcase pool together maybe we should also carpool together? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3446 I'm wonder what our hotel room is going to be like? Weird business trip. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3447 Presentation teamwork begins now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3448 In this case it's all about bonding. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3449 Did you see the memo on sorority racism? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3450 Wait a minute! Weren't we supposed to leave him at the cemetery before coming back for the after-party? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3451 I doubt we'll ever be asked to be pallbearers again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3452 This is absolutely my biggest case so far! 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3453 Remember this is a hostile takeover. If there Board of Directors resits, we take out our weapons and shoot them! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3454 Just wait 'til you see the bathrooms. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3455 Twice the clothes and half the money. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3456 Well that was the longest divorce case we’ve ever settled. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3457 What's today's strategy, Three Musketeers or Three Stooges? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3458 These austerity measures are getting to be a bit much. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3459 I think I'm going to invest in my own suitcase from now on instead of share one with the both of you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3460 Be prepared. The middle man is about to leave. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3461 What are you looking at? You've never seen a man with a briefcase? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3462 Why don't you give him the kiss of death? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3463 Threesome. Threeway. Three's Company. What else did we hear today? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3464 Let's open with "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3465 This is carrying "in triplicate" a bit too far. Don't you think? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3466 Two words: tertium quid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3467 I think we'v been working together on this project for too long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3468 Henry had answered the odd job ad. Henry got the job. Henry's first day as Suitcase Carrier Helper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3469 The boss's new 72-inch laptop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3470 You think Trump will fit in here ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3471 Everyone's watching us carry this stupid box. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3472 I've always preferred the attache style. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3473 We're entrusted with the priceless baseball gloves of Tinker to Evers to Chance. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3474 I think we're telegraphing the 2-1 decision of the Court of Appeals, Judge Argle-Bargle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3475 Eyeball replacements 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3476 I'm not sure Ray is pulling his weight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3477 Not easy being third string 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3478 You're offsides 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3479 Peddle harder! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3480 Can I get the caboose next time, Jacobs? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3481 One of Trump's audits......its hugggeeeee! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3482 Wait till David sees Goliath's case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3483 I know Harry was fired today. I just hope that this is Harry's trombone and not Harry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3484 Who does your nails? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3485 Are you sure triplicate wasn't referring to something else? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3486 I'm not sure this job-sharing program is going to work out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3487 We'll have to add another handle for gender equality. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3488 Let take it to the CFO he knows where all the bodies are buried. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3489 Remind me to demand the other side pays for copying costs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3490 This doesn't look suspicious at all. I told you we should have taken the stairs. Where do you bury bad bosses anyway? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3491 We need to table this! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3492 I think people are starting to get the wrong idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3493 why is everyone looking at us ? its just a large box (with goodies) from our office "run don't walk" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3494 I do believe we're onto something with this accelerated, on-the-spot, three-on-one, good-guy-bad-guy, captive elevator approach! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3495 What's the opposite of "merger"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3496 "I see you have chosen to oppose us on this case". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3497 The prosecution isn't expecting a long, drawn out case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3498 Someday you'll carry me out of here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3499 I'm telling you, when they ask us to play, don't go ape on me again........ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3500 This time, you have got to hold up your end. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3501 I really feel the synergy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3502 It's the Donald Trump model. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3503 Why am I always in the middle of everything? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3504 Tinker has the direct, I'll take cross, and Chance, you close. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
3505 How many of her emails did you say you printed out? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3506 What happens when one of us quits or gets transferred? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3507 We have a big case to present. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3508 Really, you ask for a table dance in the elevator? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3509 It's the final step before wall-less cubicles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3510 It's only problematic when checking in at airport security. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3511 Sharing a salary is where I draw the line. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3512 He brought in his personal water board from home. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3513 Technically, I would call it our long case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3514 Which one of us is the shooter? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3515 Our Law Office has given Togetherness a whole new meaning 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3516 Sorry for the long speech, but we don't do brief. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3517 They say it was the one Georgina Spelvin used in "The Devil in Mrs. Jones." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3518 I just crop dusted the entire elevator. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3519 Taking teamwork to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3520 I'm excited to see the paperwork for Jarndyce and Jarndyce. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3521 Could you please stop horsing around Milton and get on the right side. You're missing the whole point of the team building exercise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3522 If we can sell square bowling balls, we can sell anything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3523 Hunt continues for Machinegun Slim. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3524 We welcome diversity at Southpaw Corporation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3525 ...what's more, you don't have to gate check a PowerPoint presentation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3526 We've got to get this extra long spaghetti to the patent office before the Italians. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3527 I'm glad we didn't choose the four-handle briefcase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3528 However this thing unfolds in there, I want you to your end up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3529 Well, look how much we saved since they mandated carpooling. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3530 You realise, with this we are redefining the definition of "brief"! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3531 We all carry our weight around here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3532 Gentlemen, do you think we may be taking that joint defense agreement just a little too literally? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3533 Remember when machine guns used to fit inside violin cases? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3534 The last remains of traceability in default swaps. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3535 Is this the first time you've worked the Academy Awards? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3536 Can't we just use triplicate forms for once? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3537 I'm in line for the lead handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3538 Remember, we take no questions until after the fat lady sings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3539 It's our "Show & Tell" demonstration. Not surprising that White House staff have not seen a bazooka up close and personal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3540 What ever happened to one riot, one Ranger? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3541 For our next gig, let's get three harmonicas. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3542 This pool cue isn't big enough for the three of us 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3543 We're glad you were assigned to the big case. We needed another guy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3544 I said Three on a Match not Three on a Latch 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3545 What do you say we leave this one here in purgatory? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3546 New top secret weapon: Death by Powerpoint 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3547 Remember, if we get sexually harassed today, it's my turn. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3548 83 years since “The Boss” was so meticulous with a contract..then again, this is Mr. Trump’s 9th with us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3549 The "shareconomy's" next big star: BRIEFER 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3550 Bus. What bus? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3551 Just think of how long it took us to get a handle on this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3552 Our new manager used to teach pre-school. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3553 I see you're still at the back of the box. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3554 An awkward team-building exercise seemed like a fitting tribute. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3555 Thanks for helping us this far, we can get it from here. It's just some of those little yellow statuette things, nothing special. Have fun watching the show. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3556 It's MBT: "Management By Triage" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3557 Never, never wanna see what's in the box! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3558 Follow me; I lead from the middle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3559 Your place or mine? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3560 You could say we're joined at the briefs 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3561 Are you sure this is scalable? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3562 They usually use bigger groups for team building, but we couldn't keep the little guys kept from tripping on the stairs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3563 Roger, it may feel like a body; it's just lunch for those nice folks in purchasing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3564 I'm feeling it too. This is the new power brief case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3565 Did Mr. Trump want is comb in his penthouse or in his car? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3566 I'm not sure renting a three man brief case is the best way to save money. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3567 Whoever said "three's a crowd" never had to carry a ridiculously long suitcase by herself. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3568 Next time we should go for the premium file-sharing service. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3569 why are you being so distant? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3570 How come I alway get the heavy part? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3571 I'm not vulnerable, the IT dept. warned me about your man-in-the-middle attack, they said I'm protected. Must be that blond back there. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3572 They said I was joining a team with upward mobility. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3573 This better stop with your third-party filing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3574 Bill Gates said the "middle man" would be extinct. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3575 Credit assisting living. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3576 We're representing is a real snake. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3577 I think its time we took another look at affirmative action 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3578 Sometimes I get the feeling that I'm really not contributing to the task at hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3579 So, how long have you been delivering for V.I. Pizza? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3580 So were are the dream team, is that it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3581 We're just taking the "three men in a room" concept to its logical conclusion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3582 What do you think Donald meant when he said "So long, losers!" at the end of our presentation? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3583 Our desk is a 3-way too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3584 I love carpooling with you guys, but I don't think I'm ready for this next step. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3585 I prefer my rideshare 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3586 I have my shift at 5:00 and a concert at 4:00. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3587 I hope they're not expecting a short brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3588 No, this is just the flip-chart easel. Who has the paper? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3589 What do you think he means by 'triangulated' sales? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3590 Mr. Trump said something about needing it for his huge briefs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3591 They salesman said there is no such thing as a 'briefer' case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3592 We've decided to decrease our digital footprint. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3593 The firm does not look favorably on rebellious, nonconformity such as you're showing right now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3594 Act like you belong ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3595 Between this suitcase and McDermott's death stare, we should convince them to settle without a trial. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3596 First cubicles and now this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3597 Right on cue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3598 First carpooling, now this. The environmentalists are getting extreme. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3599 Demonstrable teamwork mate. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3600 This carpool elevator is greatly enhancing my commute. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3601 One day you'll understand what it feels like to have to train your own replacements. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3602 Stop worrying. It'll be hours before blood is found in his office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3603 He looked fine yesterday....... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3604 Did you remember to bring the ammo? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3605 "It's the sharing economy." That's all they said. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3606 I hate working weekends 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3607 Look, Mr. Cruz said he wanted our campaign contribution in 20's so stop bitching and get your calculator out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3608 I'm all for flexible working, but this job sharing arrangement is just becoming ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3609 Remember what they told us, it's "all for one, and one for all". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3610 He's always late for the meetings. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3611 Sorry about that, the tacos I had at lunch are not agreeing with me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3612 She may be a mom, a wife, a caregiver, a food provider, a teacher, a cleaner, and our coworker, but our job is far more important." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3613 I"m so relieved we're TSA Three-Check? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3614 I'm into 3 ways, but only briefly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3615 She said it was the longest one she's ever seen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3616 "Its a left handed case, George!' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3617 Do you think the humans noticed our briefcase was a bit off? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3618 I thought it was rude how you called me a "stonehenge looking motherf*cker" in front of that lady. Actually, it was rude in general. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3619 Well, I guess I did write 'works well on teams.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3620 No one said I'd be apprenticing as a hit man 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3621 I think we've discovered the limits of the car pooling concept 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3622 Groupon? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3623 This client is unique. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3624 Try less shady. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3625 You said your right arm was stronger didn't you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3626 Do you realize this is the first time that the captain put us all on the same case? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3627 A new bromance has formed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3628 It's how we maintain a full disclosure at the office. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3629 What Bernie doesn't realize--these year-end bonuses are heavy! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3630 It's the way he would have wanted it ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3631 It is a triple murder we're defending. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3632 I think that you're the one who's a team player, after all. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3633 This is a very lengthy brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3634 Two thousand bucks for alpenhorn lessons and the only gigs I get are cough drop commercials. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3635 Trump wanted his family jewels insured by Lloyd's of London. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3636 i think management is taking department consolidation too far 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3637 If they ever ask what's in the case, it's closed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3638 We'll need a fourth partition once Jimmy signs the new lease. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3639 Have you seen the new bathrooms yet? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3640 Don't tell me you forgot Exhibit Z-45392 Sub-Part 204.70000 again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3641 Hey, I don't want your stuff touching mine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3642 Lighten up already. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3643 Now are you convinced Trump is a liar? 'Small hands, big package.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3644 It was marketed as a mobile collaboration system. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3645 Is it me or do you feel like a pallbearer for this presentation? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3646 The coworking trend has gone too far 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3647 Chill. There is no "I" in attache case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3648 Harvey, this is the last time I'm going to tell you. This case is for briefs, not long johns! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3649 We might have a difficult time getting this to pass as a carry-on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3650 Work pressure will do that 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3651 Act like you're just a decoy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3652 The Boss wanted to be buried this way. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3653 When I told him we'd carry the legal burden together he thought I was being literal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3654 This is not the time share I was hoping for. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3655 It's what we like to call the magic of three, Bob. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3656 Hey, you insisted on bringing up the left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3657 Tell Mr Trump his prosthesis body part has arrived. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3658 Car pooling is fine but how 'bout some one else getting the hump for awhile. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3659 Still beats those Conference Bike Meetings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3660 Mr. Trump's comb. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3661 These encryption codes are becoming a problem. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3662 What will Airbnb think of next? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3663 So the presentation was a bust. Why does the slide screen need an all-floors burial march? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3664 Lunch? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3665 Just remember, you're only the Third Attaché! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3666 You know, I've been saying it for years, but I really think Mr. Thompson is too liberal in his use of the term "brief". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3667 If anyone should ask, it's an extra large violin. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3668 Will it fit in the overhead compartment? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3669 It's a solid value. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3670 I thought they called them briefs for a reason. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3671 It's good training for later. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3672 She wants me 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3673 Not so surprising for three paralegals bitten by a radioactive cockroach. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3674 What do you think management meant about us needing to cut out all the middle-men? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3675 This presentation may look like a stretch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3676 I'm telling you, there's something strange about this guy and his suitcase. Did you hear rustling coming from it?" "I've learned not to ask questions... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3677 New protocol: All contracts carved in stone for Corporate directors. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3678 You're on the wrong side of the Not so Brief History of Greed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3679 How do you think Ned's doing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3680 Thanks for giving me a hand, fellas - I've wanted a ping pong table in my office since I was a junior associate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3681 This is how you bring a briefcase to a gunfight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3682 Gotta jam with my band right after the hearing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3683 We're going to have to stop taking so much work home. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3684 If you'd said something funnier, he could've sold the cartoon to " The Reader's Digest". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3685 We're in this together. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3686 Still better than at the hip.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3687 It's been a long case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3688 I look forward to the day they put the "brief" back into briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3689 This merger has gone too far guys. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3690 Whose idea was it to have pallbearers for dead projects? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3691 This way we can honestly say we have three lawyers handling the same case, thus more money for the firm. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3692 Okay, let's try to get a rhythm going otherwise we'll look suspicious. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3693 Yeah, he was run over by a steam roller. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3694 Get over here, people are starting to stare; this is London and they carry on the other side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3695 I know it's a long shot but................................ 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3696 How the Mob disposes of Graft Paper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3697 Where do we put the body? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3698 Be patient. One day they'll write a book about 'the boys with the briefcase'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3699 How else would we deliver a giant check? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3700 Before your company's takeover I had my own case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3701 Here, polarizing views result in the get-along briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3702 it's a very long suitcase for my very long dildos 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3703 So where do we bury him? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3704 I'm worried. The judge made it clear he opposes long cases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3705 Just try to blend in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3706 You're not carrying your load. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3707 I get that your trombone broke. But do we really have to carry it like we are pallbearers? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3708 Did she just ask for directions to the Texas School Book Depository? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3709 Don’t complain, Stan — these new maximus amicus briefs fetch us $200 more per hour to print and file. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3710 Selling electronic keyboards is the best, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3711 Of course we’ll have to change the name to Dewey, Cheatem, Howe & Rappaport. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3712 Nuclear codes??? No, these are Hillary's classified emails she sent from her Vic 20 and her Commodore 64. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3713 I hope this cellist gets our vibe. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3714 A failed attempt at "briefcase-pooling" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3715 New addition to sharing economy: Bag Share! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3716 I'm not so sure the lengthy case is going to catch on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3717 Says he steamrolled the competition! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3718 It's yyyuuugge 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3719 The boss wants us to try out manager a trois, but I think it feels too much like three on a satchel. I've done that. It didn't end well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3720 I know there is economy of scale, but this this is a nuisance on the bus. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3721 Now we know why they bought that new printer. It prints eleven by infinity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3722 I've heard that the folding corporate ladder we're carrying only goes one floor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3723 Funny, I thought he was asking if we could carry a tune. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3724 Remember, everything that's important we learned in pre-school. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3725 So much for the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3726 Mac feared the case was a dead giveaway that they were fishing for insider secrets. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3727 Do you think we should have brought a bigger one? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3728 "When she said she wanted a 'rub out', I thought she meant a massage, not a 'hit man.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3729 I think the long and short of it is that we lost the case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3730 Can you remember the choreography to switch hands? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3731 It's a good thing Jim got his stomach stapled a couple years ago. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3732 'Don't worry. At the end of this meeting, there will only be two of us.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3733 This new technology could make smartphones obsolete! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3734 Remember: the Big Bad Wolf will huff and he'll puff, but he won't blow this destruction of property causing emotional trauma suit down. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3735 In this case, I really think the execs would've forgiven Bill's absence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3736 All lives matter. Get over here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3737 Whatever happened to being brief? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3738 She didn't have buns. So, my anaconda...didn't want none. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3739 That's how we decided to go in the opposite direction of the paperless company. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3740 He lost a lot of weight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3741 There's a landfill behind the office where we can bury this idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3742 Something just never look as luxurious as a stretch limousine when it’s lengthened. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3743 They are cutting over head starting with brief cases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3744 Yes, the iPhone 33S requires 3 people to carry it, but it fits so many apps on one screen! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3745 He was a musician. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3746 Gatekeepers never challenge our intent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3747 I just have a feeling that the Convention isn't ready for a pop-up casket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3748 This time we whack the Big Guy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3749 It's actually just three kids dressed as one large briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3750 Just wait till you see the "teamwork toilets." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3751 When the client asks for the 10,000 foot view, we provide the 10,000 foot view. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3752 Don't look at me--I voted for the trust falls. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3753 This is taking job sharing too far! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3754 What do you suppose the boss wants with this organization chart? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3755 Just ignore the sensitive documents in case the papers shifted around. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3756 No. Calendaring the team transport agenda is the hardest part of the Bassoon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3757 So is this what they mean about a "team effort"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3758 Please turn down the job downstairs! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3759 Do you think she suspects?" "Nah. And besides, no one really wanted Trump to become president anyway. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3760 You left-leaning Liberals give me a pain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3761 Can I take my work home alone? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3762 Just like I said, she wasn't going to notice it as anything out of the ordinary. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3763 We used to call it the football, but that was before it was possible for a wackjob billionaire to win the nomination. Now it takes three keys, and we call it team nuclear hockey sticks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3764 I can't believe we got Johnson to fit in this but, trust me, the 'businessman jumping out of a briefcase routine' is a crowd pleaser. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3765 Enough with the middle man jokes already! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3766 Hopefully they won't smell the dead body 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3767 The irony of calling this a 'brief' is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3768 who's this guy in front of us? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3769 This company is compatible with our vision. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3770 I hate sax season. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3771 Eyestrain will hit you bad by the third hour of staring at spreadsheets, but at least in this chain gang, there’s no shackle sores. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3772 This collaborative overload isn't going to carry itself. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3773 We forgot the lunch box again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3774 Linda over there keeps complaining about how she makes 25% less than us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3775 They don't pay me enough to transport mummified bodies. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3776 steamroller accident 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3777 Now Roger, you know how Wilbur trips when you get on that side of the case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3778 This is my first snake charmers convention. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3779 I think it's time to re-think interlocking directorates. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3780 Team-building Tuesday is really making me hate both of you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3781 Jobsharing 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3782 Being left-handed has nothing to do with it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3783 Just use "joint" in the presentation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3784 Leibowitz is losing his grip on this case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3785 Why do you always get to handle the light weight, Jerry? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3786 ''Wish I was briefed first.'' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3787 The board wants to bury this deal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3788 I have a feeling this case will be anything but brief. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3789 Fred gets Mondays and Wednesdays, you get Tuesdays and Thursdays, and I get the weekends... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3790 Welcome to J. McGintey's Coffin Works. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3791 This your first joint project here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3792 YOU KNOW "YOU PEOPLE" ARE SUPOSED TO CARY THES THEMSELVES ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3793 Tomorrow we go to your office, Frank. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3794 This case could be a long one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3795 It's our new approach. Outside casket salesmen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3796 When we open the case do not yell Alluh Akbar!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3797 These nuclear launch codes keep getting longer and longer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3798 If I were you I wouldn't expect any big vertical moves. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3799 Call Dr Ben Carson, quick! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3800 Let's keep this among ourselves 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3801 At all times, stay with the money 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3802 You farted in the elevator, didn't you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3803 Simple. Rifles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3804 That steamroller sure made pall bearing easier! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3805 So just who selected the super-ultra-mega legal size paper anyway? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3806 I thought we discussed this already. Our next sick day is November 13, 2019. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3807 Excellent idea, Bruce, to skip the fanny pack. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3808 I wish she would have released the emails before I joined the firm. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3809 Flat Stanley has been to more countries than Hillary clinton 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3810 Well, this case won't be brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3811 They are cumbersome, but billable hours have tripled. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3812 Isn't job-sharing awesome? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3813 Trump illegal? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3814 What's the expected repair date for that paper cutter? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3815 Our signature song is 'Crocodile Rock,' up close and personal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3816 If this works, we are going to try it on Trump, Cruz and Rubio. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3817 I don't care what the boss says, this Three Man Briefcase is a ridiculous idea!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3818 Car pooling is one thing....I think we look ridiculous 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3819 We used to play with Hendrix. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3820 Same time next week? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3821 I'm afraid that this proposal is going to be D.O.A. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3822 I know you work with us but you are really not welcome at the Oscars. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3823 Tell I.T. to teach Burt how to set margins 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3824 I had hoped that 'Three Man Briefcase Group' would take me to off-Broadway, not office birthday parties. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3825 He was on the zero-carb/fasting diet 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3826 I still think this is a strange team-building exercise. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3827 Get with the program Schmidt, this is left arm briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3828 This is our best joint presentation yet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3829 Did I tell you we're going on vacation next week? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3830 Collaborative Execution. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3831 Thanks, guys. It's for my hot dog. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3832 Who knew that "teamwork" meant sharing a briefcase? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3833 I should warn you that this ensemble never walks in common time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3834 Don't you realize how strange you look when you walk on that side? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3835 I hope they didn't put onions on this super-size pizza. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3836 Take this dead deal to the cemetery of the re-leased, re-poed, and retired. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3837 Next time we don't use Amazing Enzo the Escapist as our getaway guy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3838 They call it a profusecase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3839 Just say the happy light box gave you the tan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3840 Told you he'd fit if we chopped him up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3841 Next time, let's demonstrate teamwork on the cloud. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3842 We should have stopped at ride-sharing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3843 Hansen has the ball, and Shortz has the paddles! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3844 I guess we can't keep calling this a 'BRIEF' case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3845 Feeling a little attache today, Bill? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3846 Is the world ready for the folding harpsichord? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3847 If it was good enough for Tinkers to Evers to Chance in baseball, it's got to be good enough for us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3848 Here at Casual Male XL’s corporate office, the lawyers use plus-size briefs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3849 "Paperwork consolidation," my ass. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3850 Can't wait for this executive training to be over and we get our own briefcases. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3851 It's just, 'jumbo brief,' reminds me of George Carlin. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3852 Remember...he is going to play nice, you are going to play hardball, and I'm playing the middleman 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3853 yes Mark, I know it is a "big" presentation 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3854 At least she didn't ask us about the weather. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3855 These investors are going to love our idea for extra-long legal paper. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3856 Open carry brainstorming sessions would be quicker 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3857 Ambidexterity is a plus in this firm... but these Captain Kangaroo suits diminish our credibility...you got salsa on your chin... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3858 Who's papers are who's 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3859 I am warning you. If your apple rolls again, I will eat it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3860 Time to file another class action lawsuit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3861 Keep it together, man! Remember, we last saw Mr. Benning yesterday afternoon and he seemed fine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3862 With this expanded brief, I think we're a shoe in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3863 This custom made laptop belongs to our very obese boss. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3864 We need to refine our Elevator pitch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3865 I miss the old days when we carried bodies in a duffel bag. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3866 Remember to shoot first, talk later. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3867 The board doesn't agree with you! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3868 Our shared hot desk is down this way. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3869 Do you think Project Amistad will be the ending soon? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3870 We said three-briefing, Myles, not de-briefing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3871 You think they'll agree to our terms? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3872 I'm glad we packed our lunches. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3873 I'm firing our efficiency expert. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3874 I'm not saying I wouldn't vote for Romney. I just want him to decide before we have to bring up another damn binder. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3875 The judge expects it to be a long brief today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3876 There is no "i" in bref. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3877 I know the boss wants synergy, but come on... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3878 This new teamwork initiative has gone to far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3879 His presentation fell a little flat. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3880 I told you this "group work" would be a great idea, now we have other people to blame if there's a mess up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3881 Mergers are not for everybody. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3882 Three on three equals three. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3883 What happens in the office stays in the office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3884 Sure it works. The trick is to convince them it's pocket-sized. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3885 Such a long time since we had a brokered presentation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3886 I don't know what's inside, anymore than you do.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3887 I thought they'd like the Trinitarian symbolism. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3888 You can present first. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3889 Thanks for help carrying "I am not a terrorist" proof! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3890 If I'm really innocent, why do I still feel in the middle of this case? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3891 This being triplets thing is getting old! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3892 Think of it as disruptive innovation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3893 I get the need for cost-cutting, but this is going a bit far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3894 I was working as a butcher before I became a magician. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3895 I heard it's the new EZ form. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3896 Don't worry-it is our second amendment right 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3897 Briefing papers 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3898 You are only a fraternal twin, so get your own briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3899 No matter how many samples they take, it still comes back with more Prozac than Cymbalta. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3900 It's a partial list of next years African American Oscar nominees. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3901 Man, why even bother? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3902 When they ask if we want to extend our presentation, we will be prepared. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3903 It is a rule, you smelt it you dealt it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3904 It didn't work for the Romans either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3905 Miles, Dave and Sanjay prefer low-tech project collaboration, after deciding teaming software is just too impersonal. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3906 Collaboration in the workplace. Not just a lady thing anymore, fellas! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3907 Timeshare gone too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3908 These catering tables are useless at the anorexia conference. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3909 This is one long case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3910 Next time, you get the middle handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3911 I am in step with the times, brother. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3912 Yet we gonna to croak one by one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3913 Theirs are just briefer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3914 Campbell's has a service for your Ad campaign. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3915 I hope this judge has no problem with long briefs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3916 Can a team be too tight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3917 This is even better than car pooling. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3918 Too bad we have to destroy the Empire State Building with this dirty bomb, because that last scene in 'Sleepless in Seattle still brings tears to my eyes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3919 You do realize i have not been helping you guys carry this thing since i'm in the middle 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3920 Longboard Squad, out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3921 This case can deliver triple damages. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3922 Who sets up Gumby when we get in there? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3923 Think he knows how to steer this thing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3924 No way Hubley's team is as matrixed-in as we are. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3925 This new contract will be great for the company, despite the boss's new found love of Jack Kerouac. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3926 This isn't too noticeable right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3927 This is on you Otto! I'm telling you to bring her too. If this gimmick doesn't sell steaks in his chain, I know he'll want to put the Big Haired Lady out front again! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3928 You know, that doesn't compensate for your small hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3929 First time with briefcase sharing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3930 Strange he was so thin and wanted to be buried at work. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3931 I can't believe I have to bring dad to work today." "Well, it is convenient. This way you don't have to pay an agency to watch his body before the funeral tonight. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3932 Who's side are you on, Lewis? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3933 Your 'brief ' is heavier than I thought. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3934 Dude... I'm so sorry your keyboard died. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3935 With three you get egg roll. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3936 These slim fit caskets are the best. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3937 He gave his life to this company. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3938 It always takes three valets to carry Ms. Kardashian's girdle tote. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3939 I told you that we should not work for Plastic Man! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3940 I can't wait until we go digital. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3941 I designed it to carry spreadsheets. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3942 Your yogurt is leaking again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3943 It's a joint-custody case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3944 Mr. Claus asks that we check it a third time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3945 I told you guys it was a big case 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3946 I need to stop by my office first. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3947 Do you think she noticed? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3948 Wait till you see the file cabinets. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
3949 How often does the NRA think we'll need a grenade launcher? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3950 He wasn't joking when he said the case was loaded. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3951 I hear Susan in the elevator is joining our team. We're going to need a bigger case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3952 This time, remember to swing wide on the turns! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3953 Well, the boss is just keeping his promise to create jobs and promote diversity. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3954 Our workload has literally gotten heavier. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3955 Job sharing won't be a good sell, let's go with XP - Extreme presenting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3956 Hands off unless you have a license to carry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3957 Please stop calling me Lucky Pierre. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3958 I call it a stretch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3959 I don't think it's sufficiently brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3960 It could be extra-long spaghetti or even peacock feathers, you never know. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3961 Our only fault was asking the boss to work on the same case... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3962 Thanks for helping carry my lengthycase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3963 It's a crucial part of our Secret Service training, Jones. If you're to be trusted to carry the 'football,' you must first learn to carry the football field. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3964 These hard working men always have to carry this huge case which really has nothing in it! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3965 Even the best lawsuits must end. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3966 He's always very nervous before presentations. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3967 Made more sense when we sold skis. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3968 You sure this is the client that craves sea serpent sushi? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3969 Feels like a corporate version of a chain gang. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3970 We're all going to be left holding the bag 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3971 These filibuster statements are killers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3972 Next time I want to bring MY trombone in to work, Greg will be the one who holds the middle handle, while 2 differently walking people set the pace HE is suppose to walk. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3973 Whose idea was it to take the Big Data project to the conference? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3974 Corporate might be taking this ride share thing a little too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3975 Well boys, if these company plans somehow come up lost, at least I'll have someone to point the finger at. Hee, hee, hee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3976 Call it what you want. It's still just a really big sandwich. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3977 You're in the back because of seniority. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3978 No offence Tom, but your elevator pitch needs work. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3979 I told him he was getting too thin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3980 I understand why the company requires us to share the hotel room, but one suitcase? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3981 Actually, I don't think this really such such a close partnership- why? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3982 Next week we're doing potluck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3983 Bernie honestly isn't as bad for Wall Street as I was expecting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3984 We're really taking this merger seriously, huh? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3985 When we bring in the "Big Guns" everybody's always surprised they're in a big case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3986 Maybe we should've told her that we just share a briefcase... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3987 Call Priebus and tell him "the eagle has landed" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3988 Think of it as flattening the hierarchical structure, one supervisor at a time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3989 Can't be too rich either 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3990 Yeah, just in time to catch the final four. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3991 It's company policy now... Three guys hired for one job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3992 It's the longest case we've ever worked on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3993 I really think we should think about going back to shorter legal pads. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3994 Am I the only one who thinks this isn't the way to end outsourcing? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3995 It's a proud office tradition, long board chess at lunchtime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3996 Donald's toupees have never been better protected. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3997 There's nothing brief about it 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3998 Why do you think they call it "the 'Xenophone' ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3999 The Academy is pushing for more diversity... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4000 What a shame. He was only forty-five. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4001 Kktn 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4002 Case closed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4003 No, our arrangement will not include a wife. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4004 She stared because you're on the wrong side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4005 This collaborative workspace, team building crap has finally gone too far. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4006 I told you, elevator pitches are hard. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4007 He wanted us to play at his rally, because apparently, we make his hands look big. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4008 Did you notice? Bill wasn't pedaling at company speed this morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4009 You don't see our side of the case, do you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4010 No, this doesn't mean I will be bringing my work, and you, home with me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4011 I hate this corporate mergers ... where's our rugged individualism? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4012 Good think we carpool. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4013 I don't think Donald is holding up his end. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4014 What is this, job sharing or power sharing or a three-way? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4015 Does it really take three of us to whack this guy? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4016 If Sally from corporate starts again with her safe zone speech we bring out the big guns. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4017 Great foresight with the briefcase. I don't know how else we could've dealt with the groom's cold feet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4018 It might improve teamwork if we also share a bed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4019 Talk about falling flat on your face! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4020 Once we get started just take your cue from us. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4021 I also hate the long hours. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4022 He's not heavy, he's my broker. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4023 Briefly, we rest our case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4024 REMEMBER,WE ARE ALWAYS IN AGREEMENT. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4025 Oh, man, this new corporate ladder still lacks transparency. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4026 Your eyeball is sticking out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4027 This time, gentlemen, we got the whole enchilada. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4028 It's not the size of the briefcase that matters . . . it's how many people it takes to carry it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4029 New office stationery policy....we write on scrolls. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4030 I don't like this cheap airfare practice of having to deliver the luggage of others. Especially with the random assignment of passengers to help with the delivery. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4031 Personally, I would have shredded the documents, but they've already dug the hole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4032 Relax ! It's a lot better than a body bag. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4033 I was her right-hand man until she became a a one-woman band. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4034 Is this what they mean by diseconomies of scale? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4035 Why do you think it's called "carried interest"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4036 When transporting the Craby Patty Formula. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4037 Three Surfboards in one carry-on. Good idea Mingo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4038 And who was the brainiac who kept insisting that the concept just needed a little massaging? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4039 I'm not so sure that a troika can pull this off. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4040 It's rumored to be the longest tapeworm ever removed from a human being. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4041 Bring your xylophone to work day 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4042 Sometimes a lawyer needs a little assistance..... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4043 I know The Donald said it's just a prop he wants for tonight's debate, but I really think it's an anti-establishment rocket launcher. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4044 Remember, it's a LAPStop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4045 Once the overture begins, you'll have to take turns sitting on my lap. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4046 What did she mean when she said we remind her of Donald Trump? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4047 I think we should get smart phones. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4048 They just call it a "brief". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4049 Why do women all react that way when I tell them we are professional pall bearers? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4050 Remember now, no comments about his hands being white. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4051 You being the new guy, I think it only fair to inform you, that as soon as we turn into the office, a struggle for possession might ensue which could, and sometimes does, result in violence and I have a third degree brown belt in karate. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4052 If your hand starts to hurt, I'll switch sides with you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4053 Forget it; you're no Rosa Parks! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4054 This "share your briefcase" rage will prove to be a fad. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4055 I'm not sure about Dropbox getting into hardware either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4056 Because I'm a middle child. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4057 This time we pass by the men's room before the handcuffs, ok? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4058 You do realize that this is probably the longest legal brief of all times "You must realize that we may be carrying the longest legal brief of all times! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4059 Shared office space i can live with, but this is ridiculous 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4060 Why would we each want our own briefcase? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4061 This has to be the worst team building exercise ever 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4062 New deal at the office, "Buy one get two free!" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4063 Don't worry..It's not like the time we brought the inflatable T-Rex to the meeting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4064 No more Team-Building Retreats for me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4065 I hear you can pay extra during peak hours to ride solo 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4066 I told you the suits were a bad idea 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4067 Next we discuss collateral damage. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4068 Your just wrong if your not on the right. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4069 Our reading of the constitution is especially rigid. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4070 Of course the drummer is conservative. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4071 This time, let me do the reveal. You and Frank try and act surprised. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4072 You're sure this doesn't look suspicious? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4073 We didn't fold it, I can't say if it is bent or mutilated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4074 Most people don't realize it's congenital. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4075 I'm a little worried that the firm is in financial trouble since they can't afford to buy us individual briefcases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4076 You need a yoga mat not a flying carpet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4077 Yup, flat as a pancake. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4078 At least they finally moved our offices to be on the same floor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4079 Of course it is huge. Ya think Donald would want a brief case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4080 How would you claim a tax loss carry-forward? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4081 I still haven't gotten used to the merger. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4082 Saimese lawyers 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4083 Jerry, if you're going to complain, you shouldn't have opted for the '33 cents on the dollar' downsizing package. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4084 Hey, Mac, this long, oblong box is heavy ! We're C.I.A. case officers, supposedly on a routine courier run? What's in the box: a body? I mean, is the Company delivering like U.P.S. now, as mortuary pall-bearers C.O.D.? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4085 She was totally checking out the 'threefcase'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4086 We need somebody more flat-chested than her. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4087 Remember, say we forgot the key. I'm betting your ventriloquism will be a killer ice breaker. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4088 I still think the brief for this case is a little wordy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4089 A long briefcase is an oxymoron. Yeah, yeah, heard it a million times. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4090 Just between you and me, I’m not completely sure a suitcase full of old bricks is the Next Big Thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4091 Who but Trump would order 'designer' concrete samples? But I guess since someone else is paying for the wall….why not? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4092 Gun control. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4093 Quick! To the tandem Gocycle! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4094 " It's just cumbersome". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4095 For the last time; BIG ideas need require a BIG briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4096 The case load's the same but now we can triple bill. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4097 Why do we always ask for treble damages? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4098 You know, I think ping-pong is starting to make a difference at the firm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4099 Is it just this, Wally, or the whole idea of Matrix Management that irks you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4100 Yes, you go wide at corners. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4101 Clarinet trio 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4102 Let me do the talking...we don't want to appear weird if we all talked at once 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4103 When I said "Back to the drawing board," I didn't mean it literally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4104 Setting up across from that collapsed building should net us beaucoup lawsuits. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4105 The folks up at sales will just have to acknowledge the Return of Low Tech. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4106 I KNOW it's your first day, but try to keep up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4107 Security only spot-checks, so just act natural. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4108 This partnership thing is over done. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4109 It's just like a merger. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4110 Did you see her face when I said 'let's get horizontal?' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4111 I believe in teamwork, but this is carrying it a little too far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4112 The court is expecting briefs. Wait 'til they see our long-johns. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4113 It's a very big case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4114 I guess obesity took its toll on the poor dachshund. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4115 Just follow our lead. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4116 So which one of us gets to play tonight? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4117 Well that idea went over like a lead bassoon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4118 ...remember, Bob's gonna say, "But these chopsticks are too short!," and that's when you start the Coldplay song. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4119 Today we're demonstrating the latest model RKC - Road Kill Carrier. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4120 His gloves aren't small. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4121 I miss moving bodies for disorganized crime. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4122 It's been a very long case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4123 Poor Stanley, suffocated in an envelope. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4124 I hope the trombone concerto sealed the deal 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4125 What you looking at? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4126 I wish I could see the look on his face when he can't find the body. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4127 On April 15 I use the long form. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4128 This is just her carry-on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4129 I see this as the first step in my career path to become a professional pall bearer. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4130 My new phone has the biggest screen ever and a three man carry case to go with it. Its like having a tv in the palm of your hand. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4131 And how, exactly, do you plan to shake hands with the client from that side? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4132 This’ll make it easier to massage the numbers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4133 Our legal briefs are longer than usual. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4134 So, how exactly does brief case-pooling help the environment again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4135 Maybe we're taking this "Sharing Society" a little too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
4136 Just be thankful we don't make pool tables. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4137 When they said we had a big case to handle, I didn't it was an eight string sitar. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4138 If your peanut butter & jelly sandwich stinks up my audit report he'll ruin you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4139 Light as a feather...stiff as a board. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4140 It's "the briefcase." With the nuclear launch key? Big missile, big key. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0