Contest #513


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513


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Submission deadline -
Voting started 2016-03-14
Voting ended -
Finalists announced -
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 2016-03-27 (estimated)
Number of captions 4141
Number of responses 34013
Number of participants 525


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'm just saying, I can see why the 'brief'case is more popular. 2.1111 0.26058 9 2 4 3
1 He insisted on a contract no longer than one page. 2.0909 0.28459 11 4 2 5
2 We're only allowed one carry on item. 2.0000 0.26968 11 4 3 4
3 Don't ask me. I'm just the middle man. 2.0000 0.26968 11 4 3 4
4 It's a merger case. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
5 Must you always take the opposing side of every case? 2.0000 0.21082 10 2 6 2
6 Wanna share a cab? 2.0000 0.29814 10 4 2 4
7 Be alert. There's a revolving door up ahead. 2.0000 0.30151 11 5 1 5
8 Act normal. 2.0000 0.28868 9 3 3 3
9 Remember, the success of this presentation depends on our finding three seats together. 1.9000 0.23333 10 3 5 2
10 And I thought sharing an office was bad. 1.8889 0.20031 9 2 6 1
11 I started off where you are. And look at me now! 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
12 Try to remember to say 'xylophone', not 'secret nuclear device'. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
13 This briefcase exchange is going to be much harder than we initially thought 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
14 This would be a lot easier if we carpooled too. 1.8889 0.30932 9 4 2 3
15 This invention sounded better at the bar. 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
16 I say that next time we try the cases separately. 1.8889 0.20031 9 2 6 1
17 Share a cab? 1.8889 0.26058 9 3 4 2
18 This job-share isn't as flexible as I thought it would be. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
19 Wait till you see the file cabinets. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
20 I think she's impressed. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
21 So kid , how'd you like your first day in the ironing board business ? 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
22 It's a long brief. 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
23 I apparently didn’t read the fine print of the RideShare program. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
24 This means we all get indicted together. 1.8750 0.22658 8 2 5 1
25 I thought legal pads were already too long. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
26 Well, I guess the project really IS dead. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
27 He's holding up his end, but he isn't pulling his weight. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
28 This would be a lot easier if we all worked on the same floor. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
29 Someday I hope to work my way up to first handle. 1.8571 0.15430 7 1 6 0
30 The jury will be delighted when we rest our case. 1.8571 0.40406 7 4 0 3
31 I haven't really been lifting. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
32 I hear they want hire one person to replace us. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
33 Next time we should go for the premium file-sharing service. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
34 We also have to screw in a light bulb today. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
35 Who knew file sharing could be this much fun? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
36 Did you remember the iron? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
37 If our seats are three across, we should be able to get some work done on the flight. 1.8571 0.15430 7 1 6 0
38 This is the biggest case in our firm's history. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
39 If anyone asks, we're here for the croquet tournament, okay? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
40 If you stand on this side, we'll just look silly. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
41 You're not going to like the executive washroom either. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
42 What's today's strategy, Three Musketeers or Three Stooges? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
43 Here at Dooley, Daniels and Dunne, we take job-sharing very seriously. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
44 Just hold your end up and we'll do fine. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
45 I can't believe they're making us all wear the same suit! 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
46 I told you it wouldn't stop at carpooling... 1.8571 0.15430 7 1 6 0
47 Not now - I'm in the middle of a big case. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
48 Mr. Trump's comb. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
49 At the end of the day, you are either on our side or you're not. 1.8571 0.26082 7 2 4 1
50 Must you always speak in the third person? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
51 I take it this is your first three-way? 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
52 Our coffee mug has three handles too. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
53 Can't believe TSA didn't blink 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
54 Actually, we never ask what's in it. 1.8571 0.34007 7 3 2 2
55 You've never been a pallbearer for a business plan? Don't worry--just follow my lead. 1.8333 0.40139 6 3 1 2
56 Everyone wants to get rid of the middle man. 1.8000 0.37417 5 2 2 1
57 I'll debrief you two later. 1.8000 0.29059 10 5 2 3
58 When the boss said he wanted three of us on the case I didn’t think this is what he had in mind. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
59 We really should switch to legal size paper. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
60 Thank God we all work in the same building. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
61 If anyone asks, you packed your own suitcase. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
62 ...then the bartender asks, 'Why the long case? 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
63 I'm going to grab a coffee. I'll meet you at our chair. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
64 Just do what I do. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
65 I know you've got your eye on my job, Ted. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
66 Remember, they have no evidence of collusion whatsoever. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
67 Try to keep up. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
68 I would have expected you to be on the left. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
69 The evidence in this case is overwhelming. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
70 I can tell you’re not really lifting. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
71 Who's side are you on, Lewis? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
72 The strategy is to draw this case out. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
73 They said to bring a body of evidence. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
74 Did you see the size of that lady's purse? 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
75 Look to the bright side: We get to use the security HOV lane! 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
76 I preferred it when we could just fire a guy. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
77 If we turn around, will you stop talking about Rosa Parks? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
78 It's bad enough the company makes us share a room. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
79 Get off my case, Fred. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
80 You're right. He does fit. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
81 Do you think our brief is too long? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
82 You weren't kidding about a heavy caseload. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
83 And most important of all, don't exit through the revolving doors! 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
84 One more mistake and you're off the case. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
85 Someday I hope to move to the first handle. 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
86 This is the worst case scenario. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
87 There's no way I could have taken this case on my own. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
88 Wait. If you're here... who's in the briefcase? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
89 Here we bill by the foot. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
90 What do you mean you forgot your combination number?! 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
91 Makes them feel better about our $2,000 per hour consulting fee. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
92 When they ask "Where's Waldo?", let me do the talking! 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
93 How do we get through the revolving door again? 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
94 I hate sax season. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
95 My handle is redundant, isn't it? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
96 As soon as no one's looking, we fill this baby with K-cups. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
97 You know, I think I'm getting a handle on middle management. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
98 Could you try to keep your Hi Ho's in time! 1.7143 0.18443 7 2 5 0
99 Why do they always want small unmarked bills? 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
100 I told you this litigation case was huge. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
101 If this presentation goes well, I'm moving to front handle. 1.6667 0.16667 9 3 6 0
102 We all need to be on the same side this meeting, Kevin. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
103 All the pallbearing industry needed was a little professionalizing. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
104 I told you guys it was a big case 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
105 I look forward to the day when all of us can be on the same side of a case. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
106 Don't envy me. I had to perform despicable acts to move up to second handle. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
107 I like to call it a griefcase 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
108 We've got a handle on this. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
109 It's the biggest case of our careers. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
110 It was HIS request to be buried in a brief case. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
111 I don't see this merger working out long term. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
112 These forms are still required in triplicate. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
113 Because we're a team, Bob, a single unified team. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
114 I'm a nervous wreck, all I hear is talk of them cutting out the middleman. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
115 Your resume says you're ambidextrous. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
116 Just wait 'til you see the bathrooms. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
117 Only one person can pull the trigger, you know. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
118 I'm glad the judge granted our extension. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
119 It's a good thing we all work on the same floor. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
120 We need a roadie! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
121 This has nothing to do with Trump. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
122 I think it is going to be a long drawn out case 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
123 If this case gets any longer, we'll need to add another attorney. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
124 Did you use the "size of your briefcase" line again? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
125 There's got to be a better way to do 'no-iron' pants. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
126 First it was three to a cubicle 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
127 Remember, say we forgot the key. I'm betting your ventriloquism will be a killer ice breaker. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
128 Longest brief I ever wrote. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
129 A closely-guarded iPhone 7 Plus prototype. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
130 When we get to security, remember to act natural. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
131 Straighten your tie, Tommy. It's causing people to stare at us. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
132 This is my first really big case--I'm glad you two agreed to help out. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
133 Do you think Barney will notice if I let go? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
134 So, how exactly does brief case-pooling help the environment again? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
135 it's nice that we all work on the same floor. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
136 Somehow, I never envisioned myself as part of a lawyer three pack from Costco. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
137 Ahem...we're a left-wing organization! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
138 Could you please stop horsing around Milton and get on the right side. You're missing the whole point of the team building exercise. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
139 We're filing the long form. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
140 Isn't it ironic that they're still called briefs? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
141 How long did you know Gumby? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
142 I hope they don't eliminate the middle man." 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
143 God, I hate group projects! 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
144 Carpooling is one one thing, but this is ridiculous! 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
145 Yes getting hit by a steamroller is a terrible to die but think of all the money Stan is saving on pallbearers. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
146 Mr. Trump likes to keep his comb close at hand. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
147 These corporate bribes are really getting out of hand. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
148 Did you see that strange lady on the elevator? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
149 I honestly thought that 'consolidating our workforce' meant getting laid off. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
150 I found another briefcase pool that fits my schedule better. It's nothing personal. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
151 I needed a right hand man. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
152 I'm in middle management. And you? 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
153 Big case today. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
154 Try not to look suspicious 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
155 And I thought car pooling was inconvenient. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
156 Post-merger integration they said 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
157 I thought when the boss said "use bullets" -- he meant "bullet points"... 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
158 I'm getting really sick of this redistribution of wealth... 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
159 Johnson wanted to be buried in accounting. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
160 People want to know, but they never ask. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
161 First we had to share a cubicle. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
162 You're sure they said actual boiler plate. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
163 You are always too far left for us. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
164 I hope to make First Handle in five years. 1.6667 0.40825 3 1 2 0
165 Maybe 'Three Suits and a Guitar' isn't catchy enough. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
166 I call shotgun 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
167 Great foresight with the briefcase. I don't know how else we could've dealt with the groom's cold feet. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
168 I'm glad we were all able to get a handle on this case. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
169 This is the biggest case we've taken to court 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
170 It’s the only discreet way for hauling party-sized hoagies. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
171 I'm getting tired of these class-action cases. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
172 Pool cues. What's your line? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
173 Did you really think this would work as a carry-on? 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
174 I can assure you, this will not be brief. 1.6667 0.21082 6 2 4 0
175 One of these days, someone is bound to figure out we are playing croquet on the roof during lunch break. 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
176 And they all said that a three-company merger wouldn't work 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
177 It's good to see that they aren't trying to cut the middleman out of every transaction. 1.6667 0.66667 3 2 0 1
178 I really think Arthur Miller would appreciate our adaptation. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
179 It looks weird when you stand on that side 1.6667 0.33333 6 3 2 1
180 Just think of yourself as the rudder. 1.6667 0.42164 6 4 0 2
181 I told you we can handle this case. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
182 We'll show them what bureaucracy is. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
183 Do you think it's getting enough air? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
184 Don't look at me, i'm just the middleman. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
185 Work hard and one day I guarantee you the center position. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
186 I told you it wouldn't fit in the overhead rack. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
187 I was a pall bearer on the Schecter account, too. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
188 Manager a trois? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
189 I heard they are the Sponge Bob briefs. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
190 It's a menage-a-brief. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
191 No, don't open with 'next stop, the East River.' 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
192 I know Bill's work was his life, but we should have used a casket. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
193 Three single briefcases weren't in the budget 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
194 She wouldn't stop staring! You think it was my new cuff links? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
195 Trust me - this is how we landed the Costco account. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
196 It's like Uber for briefcases. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
197 You know, my mother always said I'd become an assassin. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
198 I've always said, 'legal brief' is an oxymoron. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
199 Good think we carpool. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
200 Think we'll be noticed? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
201 You're just not a team player, are you? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
202 You gotta wonder who has the time to read these long briefs. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
203 Speak softly, but carry a big brief case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
204 I don't think this file sharing service is worth the money. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
205 His last wishes were to be buried in paperwork. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
206 You are my right hand man on this deal. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
207 The judge keeps extending the case! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
208 Leibowitz is losing his grip on this case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
209 I didn't think this is what you meant by file sharing... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
210 Are you from the steering committee? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
211 This meeting could go a little long. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
212 Yup, flat as a pancake. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
213 I misunderstood when the partners said they were giving us the same case. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
214 He wants a long, drawn-out case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
215 It's a Mormon divorce. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
216 Bring your xylophone to work day 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
217 Yes, you go wide at corners. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
218 When we get in there, you guys drop your ends and I'll pretend it's really heavy. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
219 It'll be days before they realize George is missing. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
220 I really thought I was going to get the lead on this case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
221 See that, she didn't even ask.... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
222 These audits are killing me. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
223 They did warn me it was going to be a long case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
224 I'm starting to think that our holdings are too long. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
225 The lawyers of Tusk, Tusk, and Trunk were always easy to spot walking into the office. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
226 You right wingers are on the wrong side of this case 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
227 Next year we file the short tax form. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
228 .... I told you we would share this big case with you and I meant it...." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
229 'Nice briefcase', she says... Pfft, NOTHING about this case is brief... 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
230 This is a long held secret. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
231 Remember when cases were brief? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
232 First time with a big case? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
233 I thought you had the combination. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
234 Get a grip, Ripley, we want to present a unified case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
235 I put in two years with the third handle. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
236 You seem out of step with our corporate culture. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
237 I still wish we could afford an editor. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
238 We need a smaller laptop 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
239 What else are you going to do with a dead business model? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
240 Just wait until the NRA sees this one! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
241 You'll never move up a handle with an attitude like that. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
242 It's not the size of the briefcase that matters . . . it's how many people it takes to carry it. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
243 What do you mean you want to cut out the middleman? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
244 I still say we should not have brought the long form! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
245 Middle management is harder than it looks. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
246 This time, let me do the reveal. You and Frank try and act surprised. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
247 It''s expected to be a long trial. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
248 I just crop dusted the entire elevator. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
249 Cut it out, Johnson. Brakemen don't steer. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
250 It's no longer called a brief case . 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
251 Polygamy case. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
252 Holding up your end is how you get to be a middle man. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
253 Good idea not bringing the 4th guy, we'd have looked pretty silly. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
254 Even with the three of us flying together, I don't think this will qualify as "carry-on" luggage. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
255 I worry that I'll never move beyond middle management. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
256 Let's just hope that the publishing world is ready for "Flat Stanley Grows Up." 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
257 Well that was the longest divorce we’ve ever settled. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
258 No reason to be nervous - the other pallbearers will love our presentation. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
259 I think the benefits of file sharing were grossly exaggerated. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
260 Will it fit in the overhead compartment? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
261 So this is socialism huh? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
262 It's gonna be a long meeting. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
263 Even split three ways, this is a very big case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
264 Stop worrying. It'll be hours before blood is found in his office. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
265 Finally, we've all gotten a handle on this case! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
266 Of course I'm worried. People always want to cut out the middleman. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
267 It's how Frank always wanted to go. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
268 You're on the wrong side of the case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
269 Maybe we've taken this sharing economy thing too far? 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
270 Sharing files was easier at my last job. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
271 Do you think she noticed? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
272 She was totally checking me out. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
273 Don't blame me. I'm just the middleman. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
274 You hear those downsizing rumors? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
275 How did I get in the middle of this? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
276 Carry-on can be a problem 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
277 Whose turn to take it home? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
278 This new teamwork initiative has gone to far. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
279 Willy said he wanted to be buried in his sample case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
280 Chill. There is no "I" in attache case. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
281 Trust me - if accounting knows we have a 6-foot sub we'll never get rid of them 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
282 This is the last time we use a bazooka for an indoor hit. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
283 Don't worry, this'll be an open and shut, open and shut, open and shut case. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
284 Right handedness means nothing in this business 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
285 This time, you have got to hold up your end. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
286 Nobody will suspect we have hotel towels in here. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
287 I think they've taken the whole "team building" thing too far this time. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
288 Next time, we buy one with wheels. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
289 On this case you're co-co-counsel. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
290 What it lacks in convenience it makes up for in really long subway sandwiches. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
291 We always work as a team here. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
292 I said to bring everything just in case... NOT in just ONE case! 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
293 If anyone asks, just say it's a long story. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
294 The sharing economy has officially gone too far. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
295 Tell Mr Trump his prosthesis body part has arrived. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
296 This case has gone on too long. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
297 Can a team be too tight? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
298 He says 'coming about', you shift to the starboard side. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
299 Next we change the light bulb. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
300 So how did you know Slim? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
301 'Can't wait to try out the new wallet sharing app ! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
302 Big case, huh? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
303 I'm having second thoughts about the sharing economy. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
304 Did you have to tell her we carry our 'briefs' in here? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
305 Stop looking so conspicuous. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
306 What a merger! 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
307 'Nice suit, I like your briefcase.' Of course she was talking to me. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
308 This firm is different — we find three men to do the work of one. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
309 Is this your first big case? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
310 If they hire one of us, they have to hire all of us. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
311 We graduated from Trump University. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
312 Are you sure this is what they meant by triplicate? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
313 Just saying...they carried this team-building thing too far. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
314 If we can just get past the xylophone detector, we'll be home free. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
315 It looked a lot cooler on the Sky Mall website. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
316 As long as we're outside the suitcase, I figure we must be doing something right. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
317 We forgot the myrrh. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
318 Instead of all the fine print, we've started using longer paper. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
319 This won't fit under the seat. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
320 Act natural. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
321 On the other hand, our billable hours have tripled. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
322 Can we stop calling ourselves as the Human Centipede of tax law? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
323 First big case? 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
324 Yeah well being in the middle there's not much glamour either. 1.6000 0.40000 5 3 1 1
325 It's the biggest case I've handled. 1.6000 0.24495 5 2 3 0
326 Just hope the doorman doesn't remember we were booked as a quartet! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
327 They can't outsource this overseas. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
328 That was great, we had her boxed in perfectly. Next time it's your turn to fart. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
329 I didn't expect owning a medical marijuana dispensary together would create these money problems. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
330 Well, you're taking the middle seat in the plane. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
331 Yeah, but just wait until you see the new legal pads! 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
332 There is no Y in TEAMWORK. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
333 What do you mean 'Do I even lift?' 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
334 You should see my business cards. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
335 The boss wanted it on illegal size paper. 1.5714 0.20203 7 3 4 0
336 You two take the credit. I'm just the middleman. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
337 Get ready for a lengthy presentation. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
338 Remember when machine guns used to fit inside violin cases? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
339 Your turn in front will come when we walk back. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
340 Remind me to demand the other side pays for copying costs. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
341 For our next gig, let's get three harmonicas. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
342 "Next time, we should think about the practical implications of a merger". 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
343 Are we going to have to wear matching suits every day? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
344 Look. We're paid to stretch things out. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
345 I'm the middleman. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
346 So, tomorrow am I driving? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
347 Three is a corporation. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
348 And it triples our billable hours. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
349 Long story... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
350 New top secret weapon: Death by Powerpoint 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
351 "I see you have chosen to oppose us on this case". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
352 Run over. By a steam roller. Easiest pallbearer gig I've ever had. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
353 Do you think they'll suspect anything? 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
354 First time pallbearing for roadkill? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
355 It's a union job. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
356 Alright, How would YOU pack a snake collection? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
357 Think they'll figure out we are not a string quartet any more? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
358 Those High-Occupancy-Briefcase-Only express elevators sure make the hassle worthwhile. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
359 This is not what I meant by file sharing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
360 Simple. Rifles. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
361 So, for lunch—the five-foot hoagie, and we’ll sit on the sofa? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
362 I don't mind having to sharing a cubicle but .... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
363 I think it's time to re-think interlocking directorates. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
364 This merger has gone too far guys. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
365 What can I say? This 'sharing economy' thing has really taken off. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
366 I just have a feeling that the Convention isn't ready for a pop-up casket. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
367 Don't believe anyone who calls them legal briefs. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
368 Don't you think this Shared Economy thing has gone too far? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
369 This case could be a long one. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
370 When I said three's company, I didn't mean literally 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
371 Who says laptops have to keep getting smaller? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
372 How do you screw up "three briefcases stuffed with cash?" 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
373 It's all about collaboration now, Fletcher. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
374 I'm not sure it's worth it just to be able to ride the express elevator. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
375 Remember, act like we're not ready to buy! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
376 We should all be on the same side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
377 It'll be noticed if you're not carrying your weight around here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
378 This is the result of the emphasis placed on sharing in elementary school. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
379 Yes, the carpooling made sense, but we're now carrying it too far.... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
380 He was a musician. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
381 This merger hasn't gone quite as I expected... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
382 Yes, the iPhone 33S requires 3 people to carry it, but it fits so many apps on one screen! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
383 Couldn't we just use Dropbox like everybody else? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
384 Five dollar footlong. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
385 Nothing about this case is brief. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
386 I've never been a pallbearer at a corporate funeral before. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
387 Being run over has its advantages. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
388 Keep it together, man! Remember, we last saw Mr. Benning yesterday afternoon and he seemed fine. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
389 I beginning to have doubts. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
390 Did you remember the showgirl and the saw? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
391 I hate these long, drawn-out arguments. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
392 Worst three-way ever. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
393 Do I know you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
394 ..and after our first year with the firm, we will each get our own briefcase. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
395 If they make any references to small hands, we unpack the big one. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
396 Why do they always send us righties? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
397 Just try to act like this is completely normal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
398 Are you sure they won't miss him at our next meeting? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
399 I could never afford Prada on my own. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
400 Just be glad he was so thin 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
401 Perhaps we should have stopped at carpooling? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
402 Holy Scalia! Class action lawsuits are back! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
403 We used to play with Hendrix. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
404 Something tells me our project is DOA. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
405 In five years, I'm gonna be the guy holding the front handle. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
406 He opted for the "bury yourself in work" casket 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
407 Ralph, why can't you side with us on this case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
408 No- the worst part about downsizing is we only have one pen. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
409 I heard it's the new EZ form. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
410 Any other sword swallowers here for the tryouts? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
411 Don't go all "Rosa Parks" on us Lester. It's strictly a coincidence. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
412 'Don't worry. At the end of this meeting, there will only be two of us.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
413 You're just not middle management material. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
414 This is why we call it "a Board Meeting." 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
415 One piece of advice on your first day... watch the corners. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
416 We'd take up less space if you used your left hand. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
417 We're bringing the sharing economy to the workplace. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
418 We'll claim it as one carry-on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
419 First time using Uber? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
420 I'd like to go back to just carpooling. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
421 First day at pallbearer school? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
422 It gets us in the cafeteria HOV line. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
423 It now takes three of us to carry Mr. Trump’s ego. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
424 Can I use the pen this time? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
425 That restaurant had a strange way of packaging Fred's to-go salad, huh? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
426 Congratulations on making partner. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
427 Who does your nails? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
428 FORGET about trying to cut out the middle man! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
429 We handel all our cases this way. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
430 Should we really be calling this a 'brief'case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
431 Because extra-legal activity requires extra-legal size paper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
432 This laps-top is designed to encourage teamwork. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
433 Do you really need the middleman? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
434 OK, next time you can have Shotgun. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
435 You're definitely on the wrong side of this case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
436 For the NSA briefs we use extralegal paper. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
437 Threesome. Threeway. Three's Company. What else did we hear today? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
438 The preferred term is 'middle person'. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
439 I think we may have taken this partnership thing a little too far. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
440 Think he knows how to steer this thing? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
441 I designed it to carry spreadsheets. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
442 This looks like it's going to be a long drawn-out case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
443 I never thought I'd be an attorney for the Pallbearer's Union? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
444 The boss's new 72-inch laptop. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
445 You know, I could just let go. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
446 Want to share a cab? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
447 Technically, I would call it our long case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
448 I'm just happy we're not sharing a brain. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
449 This may be the biggest presentation of my career.... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
450 He wanted to die the way he lived. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
451 Brief (?) case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
452 OK guys, I totally get carpools, but how is this supposed to help the environment? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
453 After we slam the briefcase on his desk ... 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
454 I really hope this is the last of the long forms. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
455 This is absolutely my biggest case so far! 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
456 I've never been comfortable with the way we get rid of nosy interns. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
457 The partners didn't think I could handle this case by myself 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
458 The significant savings is in office space 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
459 Why yes, I have been doing extra squats. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
460 Negotiations will be short once they see it's written in stone. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
461 By the time they notice the party sub is missing, we'll be long gone. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
462 This performance is for the Trilateral Commission. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
463 I know it's not full of cash, but she doesn't. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
464 Don't you think they're carrying this "TEAM Work" thing a tad too far? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
465 Do you think the editor will say our paper is too long? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
466 Like I told you, this is the biggest case the firm has ever handled. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
467 Who said they were briefs? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
468 I don't know. I'm just the middle man. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
469 Mergers and acquisitions. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
470 This is the latest in tablets - designed by advertisers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
471 I miss being a Pallbearer but prefer working indoors. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
472 It's an all hands meeting 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
473 Are you feeling the Bern? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
474 When you said threesome this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
475 This must be the longest report they've ever put together. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
476 Yes, the case has been extended. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
477 His wife wanted it this way. She said to keep the embellishments on the coffin as brief as possible. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
478 Always the middleman. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
479 Yeah, full of layoff notices, but one handle is fake so that none of us can know for sure who delivered them to HR. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
480 If anyone asks, this is a contrabassoon. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
481 Let's just hope they also don’t know what a Bassoon Trio really is. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
482 When we go through security, I'll do the talking. 1.5000 0.15076 12 6 6 0
483 They're so big, it's a shame to call them briefs. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
484 Don't you think the sharing economy has gone a bit too far? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
485 This is not exactly what I meant when I said we should handle this together. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
486 I 'm tired of team building. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
487 Does our briefcase make my ass look big? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
488 Did you remember to pack our tooth brush? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
489 I agree, it is less suspicious than one assassin carrying a gun case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
490 The client asked to see our experience with horizontal integration. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
491 I think we lost because we haven't mastered brief writing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
492 That's what I thought, too. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
493 Its a big case, that's why we need three lawyers on it! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
494 I hope you put your name on your lunch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
495 How long have you been working for the Department of Redundancy Department? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
496 No. You're in the back because we're left-handed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
497 How are you liking the left side? I was thinking of switching. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
498 First no office walls, then bring-your-own coffee, now this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
499 It's sort of an eco thing, uses the whole alligator 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
500 Corporate thinks our jobs are redundant. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
501 I will not tolerate another threesome joke... lady 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
502 I think they will ask us to drop the case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
503 One day you'll understand what it feels like to have to train your own replacements. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
504 This carpool elevator is greatly enhancing my commute. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
505 First cubicles and now this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
506 We may have taken the "speak softly and carry a big stick," metaphor a bit too literally. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
507 It's a big case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
508 I"m so relieved we're TSA Three-Check? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
509 You know what they say about small hands... a big package. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
510 Next time, I get to push the elevator button. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
511 No, it's the 31st. Your turn starts tomorrow. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
512 Act nonchalant. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
513 I wonder if I'll always be stuck in middle management. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
514 Why do women all react that way when I tell them we are professional pall bearers? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
515 These corporate mergers can be awkward. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
516 Never heard of a three-man flute. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
517 You know I was in the middle seat on the flight too. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
518 Just to be clear, the 'long form' was not my idea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
519 I wasn't expecting a long, drawn out case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
520 So is that supposed to pique my curiosity, or is it supposed to make you seem interesting? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
521 This time, gentlemen, we got the whole enchilada. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
522 This has to be the worst team building exercise ever 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
523 Well, I guess I did write 'works well on teams.' 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
524 The Boss wanted to be buried this way. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
525 As an accountant I shouldn’t say this, but the 1040 long form is getting to be ridiculous. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
526 It may be the company briefcase, but I occupy the central position. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
527 I understand carpooling and sharing rooms, but this is absurd. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
528 Do we really have to disclose how many people it takes to change these fluorescent bulbs? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
529 In retrospect, I don't think I fully understood what "making partner" entailed. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
530 Next week our secretaries carry in their ironing board 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
531 His last wish was to be shredded. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
532 When we get to the airport, let me do the talking. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
533 Thanks for helping. I've just always wanted to try one of those big subs. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
534 You don't seem to be on our side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
535 Welcome aboard! The company says all of this promotes teamwork, but revolving doors are still a real hot button issue with HR. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
536 These pallbearer conventions are the worst. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
537 Assistant VP, deceased fluorescents. And you? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
538 I get the carpooling, but remind me how this is better for the environment again? 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
539 This is nothing. You want to be in on my three man toilet invention? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
540 I feel like we all have a handle on this case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
541 I hope the sub isn't too soggy from the mayo. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
542 I'm beginning to resent these long, drawn-out cases. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
543 Don't tell me you forgot Exhibit Z-45392 Sub-Part 204.70000 again. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
544 I think she thought you looked pretty weird. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
545 Security only spot-checks, so just act natural. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
546 We can handle this case together. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
547 Downsize THIS. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
548 Taxis, revolving doors -- they're all bad for mergers. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
549 Next time, let's demonstrate teamwork on the cloud. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
550 He wasn't joking when he said "I'm building a case". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
551 Beta testing the iPhone 8 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
552 Yep, I'm the middle man. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
553 I guess we can't keep calling this a 'BRIEF' case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
554 I think the report stretches the truth a bit much myself. We were one small fib away from not fitting in the elevator. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
555 Hansen has the ball, and Shortz has the paddles! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
556 Sorry you have to deal with my baggage. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
557 Ok , technically yes, this could be a threesome. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
558 Try to be inconspicuous. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
559 What do you want to bet its not the bonuses? 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
560 You're just third handle, so try to keep a lid on it when we get in there. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
561 Want to case-pool next week too? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
562 Yes, there is no I in team but there is in briefcase and I want my own. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
563 Geez! Clemenza didn't need a machine gun case this big. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
564 It's a joint-custody case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
565 'Buy three suits, get a briefcase' sounded good at the store. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
566 Geez, Talk About a Merger... 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
567 Do you remember the procedure for when I need to switch hands? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
568 We're really a team now. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
569 It's more of an attaché case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
570 I miss moving bodies for disorganized crime. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
571 Work hard and one day you'll get to the middle. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
572 Hey stop complaining. I NEVER get the window or the aisle seat. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
573 Fine. Next week, YOU'RE the middleman. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
574 On April 15 I use the long form. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
575 You're sure this doesn't look suspicious? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
576 At least they finally moved our offices to be on the same floor. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
577 I hear you can pay extra during peak hours to ride solo 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
578 Tuesday is red tie day, Bob. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
579 I guess you could say it's a big deal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
580 Remember, this is my lunch. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
581 For the record, I hate our new business cards. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
582 I'm pretty sure the boss didn't mean this when he ordered the expansion of our portfolio. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
583 This is the longest case we've ever worked on. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
584 Why was she staring at us? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
585 It's a partial list of next years African American Oscar nominees. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
586 You're right. The HOV elevator is faster. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
587 Why shouldn't it be you at the back of the briefcase? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
588 I hear their trying to eliminate the middle man 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
589 Congrats, guys. We are now too big to fail. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
590 It's a long story. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
591 I think it's time that we learn PowerPoint. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
592 You see value in middlemen, right? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
593 If I told you, I'd have to shoot you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
594 I lead but I also follow. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
595 I thought I'd get in some ironing during the meeting. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
596 It's a concealed weapon. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
597 You're not pulling your weight around here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
598 It's a case, but it's not a brief case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
599 I still have problems with the common bedroom. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
600 Wait till you see what the team building experts have done with the toilets. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
601 You could say we're joined at the briefs 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
602 The client insists on teamwork 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
603 This merger has gone too far. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
604 The conjoined bovine triplets were as inseparable in death as they were in life. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
605 How about we take up ping pong instead? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
606 If everybody takes their cues from me, we should be able to run the table. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
607 Do you think the matching suits are too much? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
608 This is the big one. We all need to be on the same side. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
609 If we're going to handle this case properly, we all need to be on the same side! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
610 "If the case is brief, there's no relief." Johnny Cochran taught me that. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
611 Go left. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
612 Wait until you see the new urinals. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
613 I feel like a pall bearer for a really bad big idea. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
614 Threesome at my place? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
615 No matter what case we're working on, you always have to take the other side, don't you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
616 This is gonna be one hell of a divorce case! 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
617 It's hush-hush, but supposedly he died from an eating disorder. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
618 He was great before the promotion, but now he won'the even look me in the eye. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
619 Remember, speak softly. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
620 This is the longest presentation we've ever done. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
621 Whose passport will we use at TSA? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
622 We let go on three 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
623 You can't stay on that side in the bathroom. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
624 I'll tell you what's in here; it's a long story. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
625 Do you think the humans noticed our briefcase was a bit off? 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
626 Remember. We can't look like pool hustlers. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
627 No one said I'd be apprenticing as a hit man 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
628 And then the bartender asked us, 'Why the long case?' 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
629 You know, we were all supposed to get the same haircut too. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
630 It's a much lighter load when the N.S.A., C.I.A. and F.B.I. work together. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
631 Long-term projections? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
632 And you thought this would be a brief case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
633 Yes, I realize I should have checked the paper settings on the printer. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
634 Well, it's not exactly a brief case. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
635 And what did you think job sharing meant? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
636 So, you're on the other side of the case now. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
637 Yes, it was Tinker to Evers to Chance. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
638 Just think how "Handled my firm's largest cases" will look on your resume. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
639 No one knows what's in this box. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
640 Every merger has its inconveniences. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
641 It's a bargain compared to the briefcase for two. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
642 Fred and I feel you're not carrying your share of the load. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
643 Look. Some briefs are long. Don't worry about it. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
644 At this rate, the project for next month will be that big that we won't be able to enter in the elevator 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
645 How much more can we merge? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
646 I thought we each had our own when we got on the elevator. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
647 Sorry Chad, we're looking for a man with slightly longer arms. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
648 I can't wait until we can stop using the long forms. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
649 We have to find someone to come up with a 'brief' case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
650 Are we all going to the same meeting? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
651 I hate it when people walk illegally in the briefcasepooling lane. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
652 I used to be a fan of job-sharing. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
653 I really appreciate you for being a pallbearer for my portfolio. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
654 Just follow us. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
655 Look important and nobody will know that we are delivering a 3 foot sub to the boss. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
656 Okay, this is good. We all have a handle on it now. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
657 It looks like I'm helping right? That's the trick to being a middle man. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
658 Do you know who killed this project? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
659 We need to make a pit stop. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
660 Next time, learn to play the flute! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
661 I love our carpool. I guess I just need more "me" time. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
662 It's not brief, is it? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
663 Is this your first luggage company merger? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
664 Share an office? Why? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
665 When we asked if you were a lefty, we weren't referring to your politics. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
666 Who are you working for? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
667 "Yell loudly and carry a big briefcase" - Donald Trump 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
668 Nothing brief about this case. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
669 All through law school I dreamed about my first Big Case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
670 This may prove cumbersome near the urinal. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
671 I think we all have a handle on this now. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
672 What if only one of us gets the job 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
673 The investors will love this. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
674 I had a feeling mandatory carpooling was a slippery slope. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
675 Now if we can just get out of the lobby we're snowboarding by lunchtime. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
676 Must we take it so literally when a project is killed? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
677 Remember at the corners you and Johnson walk clockwise. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
678 I thought you said this was a BRIEF case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
679 This isn't about taking sides. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
680 Remember the good old days when the Gun would fit in A violin case 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
681 Accounting insisted we file the long form this year. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
682 It's gonna be a long trial 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
683 It was a very long brief 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
684 Judge Richards prefers briefs on 8" by 50" papyrus. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
685 Hilary asked for her longform birth certificate - you know, just in case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
686 That steamroller sure made pall bearing easier! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
687 There's also a 'boxer' model. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
688 Don't you feel the synergy? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
689 This isn't the threesome I had in mind. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
690 Have you guys heard any more about the downsizing? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
691 I know it's a long shot but................................ 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
692 I can't keep getting in-between you guys. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
693 but we have separate rooms 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
694 How else to let her know that the deal is DOA. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
695 Time to admit this is the worst case scenario. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
696 The flute paid the piper. This is his casket. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
697 It's not a briefcase — it's a lengthy case. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
698 When I die, I'm leaving my handle to you. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
699 This is NOT what I thought he meant when he said he needed his three best litigators to carry an important case for him. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
700 It is part of the company's new job share program. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
701 We're filing a long brief. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
702 Time for a 'Diplomatic Selfie'! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
703 You've always chosen the wrong side, Albertson. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
704 This your first really big case? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
705 I suppose this has as good a chance as any of distracting from the leg shackles. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
706 I guess this is okay, but did we have to share that stall? 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
707 Thanks for your help, this is a really big case for me. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
708 If you ask me, this is a conspicuously large payoff. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
709 That's an extremely slow elevator. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
710 Not so bad being a pall-bearer for an anorexic. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
711 We use it as a battering ram to break down barriers to white men. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
712 You're a righty?! 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
713 I'm middle management. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
714 Light as a feather...stiff as a board. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
715 I'm worried there's been talk of cutting out the middleman 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
716 Let's not take this diversity stuff too far, Jenkins. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
717 Just wait until you see the restroom. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
718 No case too big 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
719 We all have to be on the same side on this one, Fred. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
720 I love explaining that I can't stay late because I'm case-pooling. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
721 I told her it was the gun legislation. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
722 You needn't mention the steamroller. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
723 Do you think they suspect we're cutting out early to go surfing? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
724 There are only two muskets in here. You still have to complete your training. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
725 Remember: Let's be brief. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
726 You know the judge is going to throw this case out. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
727 Don't blame me for deal falling through... I'm just the middleman. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
728 Look, it took Jenkins here, thirty years to get to the front of the bus. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
729 I just don’t think it says “Mad Men” to our clients. 1.5000 0.22361 6 3 3 0
730 It's never too lively at the Pallbearer's Convention 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
731 I told you this is the perfect way to steal an ironing board from a hotel. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
732 Is all the money suppose to be in this? 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
733 I thought mergers were supposed to eliminate redundancy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
734 Well , we need a case this size . It's a Trumpet . 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
735 I don't think anyone will know we have a keyboard in here. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
736 These team building exercises are getting cumbersome. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
737 Just be grateful they removed the handcuffs. 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
738 In case you were wondering, you're in the back because you are the new guy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
739 It's the terms AND the conditions 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
740 Trust me. They do this at Google. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
741 The boss wants everything in triplicate! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
742 As a cost saving measure, we're now considered one full-time employee. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
743 I hate mergers! 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
744 Just follow our lead. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
745 It's a new type of paper called Super-legal. 1.5000 0.34157 6 4 1 1
746 Today's seminar will be about the limitations of the sharing economy. 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
747 " Now, look straight and walk like we belong here". 1.5000 0.28868 4 2 2 0
748 Will you please stop humming "We Shall Overcome" 1.5000 0.50000 4 3 0 1
749 The size of laptops is getting out of hand. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
750 You're the one that wanted to be a partner. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
751 Your first time filing a 1040 long form? 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
752 We should have drawn the line at ride sharing. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
753 Be discreet. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
754 If he'd file his taxes online we wouldn't have to haul around this long form. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
755 We carpool, we merged briefcases and you're still not sharing your feelings. Damn it Fred, let me in. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
756 4 on one briefcase?!? That's absurd. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
757 At the end, no one expected so much weight loss from Mrs. Reagan. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
758 What makes you think anyone would sit through a presentation of FOLDING yardsticks? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
759 We should have filed the short form. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
760 We need to start making these legal briefs a little, uh... briefer. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
761 Well, our body of evidence is authentic. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
762 These mergers are becoming a little excessive. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
763 Next time, I call shotgun. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
764 I told you panoramic selfies wouldn't fly. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
765 If you ask me, Uber's briefcase sharing service leaves a lot to be desired. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
766 How will we know when briefcasepooling has gone viral? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
767 Personally, I think doing everything in triplicate is a waste. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
768 Bloody team-building exercises. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
769 Are we shareholders now? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
770 Hands off unless you have a license to carry. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
771 I think its past time we dissolve our joint venture. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
772 This won't be brief. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
773 I still miss the bobsled. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
774 Relax ! It's a lot better than a body bag. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
775 Someday you'll be Handle One. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
776 Quit complaining. The hips are always the heaviest. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
777 We're in it for the long haul. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
778 There's talk of merger. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
779 Well, that was easy. I imagine the restroom will be a little tougher. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
780 I hope this huuuge case distracted her from noticing our small hands. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
781 This’ll make it easier to massage the numbers. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
782 Larry did you forget to poke holes? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
783 Let's wait until after the service to see what happened to the other pallbearers. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
784 Just think of how long it took us to get a handle on this. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
785 Be prepared. The middle man is about to leave. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
786 This isn't what I thought the boss meant when he said this was a three-man case 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
787 Whose turn was it to bring lunch today? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
788 I'm not sure this is what they meant by 'spreadsheet.' 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
789 This is so awesome. No one has any clue we're going golfing. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
790 They only allow one carry-on. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
791 Don't you realize how strange you look when you walk on that side? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
792 Just follow his lead and try to keep up. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
793 Yeah, he was run over by a steam roller. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
794 Get a grip.. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
795 It's time you both pull your own weights. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
796 This is the only threesome us charted accoutants will ever get. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
797 I'm used to smaller caseloads. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
798 Bet you didn't think carrying around a keyboard in suits can make you popular with the ladies. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
799 I wish he'd drawn our hands bigger. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
800 Remember when bassoonists carried their own instruments? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
801 "I still don't know how my transfer is going to work". 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
802 It's all about sharing the workload. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
803 File sharing 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
804 I hope your briefs aren't touching mine.... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
805 What ? Got a problem with middle management ?? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
806 The judge is right, you've got to shorten the length of your briefs 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
807 HR is trying out a few new ideas around the shared work space concept. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
808 Is this supposed to have all the money? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
809 I see you finally grasp the sharing economy, Jim. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
810 Small hands! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
811 It feels wrong calling it a briefcase. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
812 Yes Mel, "The Will" mentions a preference for Southpaw pallbearers 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
813 I'm firing our efficiency expert. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
814 At least we don't need the training wheels anymore. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
815 Taking collaborative work home sucks! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
816 I know the boss wants synergy, but come on... 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
817 The firm does not look favorably on rebellious, nonconformity such as you're showing right now. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
818 Thanks for the help, it's a really big case. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
819 We started out just sharing a cubicle. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
820 It's a masseuse table, now get over it! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
821 Being your own man? Overrated. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
822 The judge said it would be a long case. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
823 I don't care what the boss says, this Three Man Briefcase is a ridiculous idea!!! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
824 You forgot the missile launch codes ??!! Uh oh. Me too. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
825 I think the merger is going well. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
826 This time, I'll be Larry, he'll be Moe, and you can be Curly. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
827 I appreciate Big Data, I'm just not sure how to carry it. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
828 I think we should have left it at car pooling. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
829 You've really lightened our caseload. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
830 Throughout the entire service I kept wondering how they got him into a briefcase 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
831 With all this 'collaboration' I don't know how to get ahead anymore. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
832 Ever handled a case this big? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
833 Nuclear codes, no, this is the president's basketball bracket. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
834 It is a rather lengthy brief. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
835 I still think this looks more suspicious. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
836 Not surprising that her husband was buried in a piano. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
837 He was short and very slender. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
838 So just who selected the super-ultra-mega legal size paper anyway? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
839 This is the weirdest themed funeral. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
840 Play your cards right kid and this handle could be yours in a few years. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
841 Some aspects of this corporate merger are silly. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
842 Keep working hard, Jacobs, and someday you'll move up to second handle. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
843 I carry you two. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
844 Long brief. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
845 I was just made partner. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
846 I dread the day they get rid of the middle man. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
847 My last case was even longer. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
848 We should have stopped at ride-sharing. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
849 And who was the brainiac who kept insisting that the concept just needed a little massaging? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
850 Again!?! 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
851 We need a briefer case! 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
852 Play your cards right, you'll be standing on this side in two, three weeks. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
853 When we get inside, let me do a third of the talking. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
854 I don't think esprit de corpse was what they had in mind. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
855 Don't worry, our presentation is too big to fail. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
856 I wish we were drawn with bigger hands. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
857 The case was tricky, but the whole firm had a handle on it. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
858 Dude, relax. I'm sure no one thinks this is a body.. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
859 I hope they don't cut out the middle man. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
860 I think this job sharing thing has gotten out of hand. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
861 That was quite a merger. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
862 So how does this work with carry-on? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
863 I found it at Costco. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
864 I wonder if she thinks we're compensating. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
865 This High Occupancy Briefcase elevator is a great idea. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
866 Hopefully they won't smell the dead body 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
867 when "When we hit the men's room , who's letting go first? 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
868 I told you it wouldn't stop at sharing an office. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
869 Next time I want to lead 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
870 I'm tired of being the middleman. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
871 Well, it's certainly not a brief case... 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
872 This is my first snake charmers convention. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
873 I wish mother wouldn't pack our lunches together. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
874 He lived and died at the office, makes sense to bury him here, too. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
875 The key to a successful robbery is to act normal. 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
876 It's the sharing economy, stupid. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
877 As you can see with our new patented Casket Compression Technology™ pallbearing becomes a breeze. 1.4000 0.40000 5 4 0 1
878 What is this, job sharing or power sharing or a three-way? 1.4000 0.24495 5 3 2 0
879 You may have Tom fooled but you and I both know you're not carrying your weight. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
880 I think today's the day I get promoted to front handle. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
881 First time as an Executive Pallbearer? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
882 Whoever called this a brief case never had to carry it. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
883 Wait till you see our men's room. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
884 I'm a team player, but I'd still prefer separate office chairs. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
885 A shared data plan takes a little getting used to.... 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
886 How about, "I know that the boss said that we should team up on the next case, but this is really cramping my style with Joan" 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
887 I don't know anyone who likes these new legal size documents. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
888 I wish they'd finally do away with the extra long form. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
889 Why do you think we were called into this redundancy meeting? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
890 Welcome to the mergers and acquisition team! 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
891 I wish the firm's password were shorter. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
892 Are you saying it smells funny ha ha or funny peculiar? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
893 Does she realize this is all of her paperwork? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
894 I hope they like snakes. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
895 At least we can take the HOV elevator now. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
896 I don't care if he fires me, next time he can clean his own damn giraffe. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
897 I get front on the way back. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
898 Do you guys think we've been carpooling too long? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
899 His testament clear stated: bury me at the office 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
900 I hate going to long meetings. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
901 I don’t care if you have a blister. Get over here. We look stupid. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
902 Next time, let's take the stairs. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
903 I've heard that the folding corporate ladder we're carrying only goes one floor. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
904 "Do you think they will think we are "TEAM PLAYERS" now? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
905 My shrink said to lose the excess baggage. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
906 This is the last group project for me. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
907 It's our biggest case yet. Our only worry is the courtroom door. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
908 Think they'll suspect collusion? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
909 Oh, good--now we can get in the HOV hallway. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
910 Whose side of the briefcase are you on, anyway? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
911 How I miss having hundred dollar bills... 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
912 You're the one who complained about your caseload. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
913 This case is not-so-brief. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
914 Separate, yes; but equal 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
915 These nuclear launch codes keep getting longer and longer. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
916 Remember, it is just a big violin. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
917 Say what you will about the merger Bill, it is expected to promote synergy. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
918 Yes. Literally, steamrolled. (ED:Please italicize "Literally"-can't do on my computer) 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
919 I don't think Donald is holding up his end. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
920 Tuesdays and Thursdays I get to use my left hand. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
921 Flip charts have saved our company a bundle in marketing. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
922 I get that your trombone broke. But do we really have to carry it like we are pallbearers? 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
923 Harvey, people who get ahead around here, find their way to the right side of the briefcase. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
924 Told you he'd fit if we chopped him up. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
925 You'll never make partner like that, Jenkins. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
926 It's quite an honor to carry Mr. Trump's briefcase. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
927 She asked for a three-way. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
928 You;ll get your own briefcase when you get your own key to the men's room. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
929 I hate these long briefs 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
930 Turns out not to be a brief case this time. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
931 I use to lose my briefcase all the time until I hired you guys. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
932 This is nothing! You should have seen all of the evidence he presented at his last trail. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
933 I have to go to the bathroom. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
934 I hope you have your concealed carry permit with you. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
935 Whose house tonight? 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
936 Team building sucks. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
937 Next year they'll let us start carrying our own briefcase. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
938 My grandmother had a lot of silverware sets. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
939 Whose side on you on? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
940 Ha, you got the heavy end. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
941 That went well, don't we think? 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
942 I told you the boss had big plans for us. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
943 Remember, we're all taking equal credit 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
944 We felt a violin case was too Godfather. 1.3333 0.21082 6 4 2 0
945 You may have guessed already. It's the plans for Trump's Mexican wall. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
946 The trickiest part is reversing into elevators. 1.3333 0.40825 3 2 1 0
947 I think an electronic shared folder would be more effective. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
948 Are we all on the same page? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
949 He brought in his personal water board from home. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
950 It comes in handy when 48-inch subs go on sale. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
951 The prosecution keeps saying we're all connected by this case. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
952 It's just like a merger. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
953 How long have you been carrying for Uber Briefcase? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
954 So THAT'S where he got the hotdog for last month's caption contest! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
955 I'm a little worried about the revolving door in the lobby. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
956 The irony of calling this a 'brief' is getting out of hand. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
957 He groaned at the CEO's jokes. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
958 Never take the stairs with this thing. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
959 You guys are always on the wrong side of things. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
960 There is no "i" in bref. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
961 After we prop him up in his office chair, I'm out. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
962 Clarinet trio 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
963 I hope this judge has no problem with long briefs. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
964 To be honest, when I signed up for the job-sharing program, I had a different arrangement in mind. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
965 This isn't what I had in mind when they said that we're merging companies. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
966 Car pooling? Sure. Briefcase pooling? Really annoying. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
967 By the way, Collins- welcome to the firm of Collins, Collins, and Collins. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
968 Some days I feel like a pallbearer for my own career. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
969 It's nice to know that they can make a sandwich that fits in our briefcase. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
970 The prosecution isn't expecting a long, drawn out case. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
971 I understand why the company requires us to share the hotel room, but one suitcase? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
972 Isn't it your turn to be the middleman? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
973 I don't care how rich we made him. Winning an oversized novelty check doesn't give him the right to keep my pen. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
974 We're all going to be left holding the bag 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
975 Next time I want to bring MY trombone in to work, Greg will be the one who holds the middle handle, while 2 differently walking people set the pace HE is suppose to walk. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
976 Which part of being a team player did you not understand? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
977 So you're the one on the other side of this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
978 These board meetings get any longer we're going to need more help. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
979 A diva to the very end. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
980 Today we dine at Subway... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
981 Then I'll say, 'Your honor, this case is not brief.' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
982 Call it what you want. It's still just a really big sandwich. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
983 Who gets the lunch? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
984 We're in kind of a legal gray area here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
985 Loman requested that we honor his passing in this manner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
986 No offence Tom, but your elevator pitch needs work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
987 I told you stupid ideas work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
988 I don't think we thought this mobile office thing through. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
989 It's complimentary with our stretch hummer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
990 This teamwork initiative is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
991 Yes, I guess having a 52" notebook does kind of defeat the purpose. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
992 Feels like a corporate version of a chain gang. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
993 Seriously Bob, don't worry. The first gig was a fluke, everyone loves triple neck guitar groups. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
994 Get it through your brain, Janice. We only have 3 handles! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
995 You are right. This does make me feel more important. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
996 This is gonna be a long meeting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
997 She can't handle the truth! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
998 He wanted a corporate burial service. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
999 Timeshare gone too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1000 You sure you saw this in GQ? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1001 Our only fault was asking the boss to work on the same case... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1002 The lawyers from Long & Longer were legendary for their lengthy briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1003 This case can deliver triple damages. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1004 Who sets up Gumby when we get in there? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1005 Mr. Claus asks that we check it a third time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1006 This is white collar worker solidarity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1007 Microsoft Word upgraded their 'merge documents' tool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1008 Let's be discreet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1009 And the Devil makes three. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1010 We probably don't need our documents in triplicate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1011 Is she still looking at my butt? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1012 You sure this is the client that craves sea serpent sushi? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1013 I think you're coming with us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1014 Research shows a 20 percent decrease in hostility when they get massages before a layoff. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1015 So what's it like in the right hand world? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1016 Are you sure we shouldn't look inside before we bury this overly large briefcase in the desert? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1017 This isn't too noticeable right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1018 This is not inconspicuous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1019 It's perfect for the extralegal size paper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1020 I don't know about these new team briefcases. I don't like sharing my briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1021 It's his 3 piece suit. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1022 Assisted living works for my mother. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1023 I'm so excited they let us bring Flat Stanley to work 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1024 I really hope they see the big picture. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1025 its like we practiced....1,2,3....1,2,3 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1026 Mr. Spence said Ralph would never return to work. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1027 I'm pushing it down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1028 This is one heavy race card. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1029 Who are we to deny Bill's final request? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1030 "When Paul retires, you can have my spot". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1031 If we act like it's a big idea, the client believes it's a big idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1032 Today is carrying the corporate briefcase. Tomorrow is climbing the corporate ladder. And Wednesday is the potato sack race. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1033 I'm guessing you're right handed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1034 I trust the pen is in here this time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1035 Hope they included napkins with our five-foot hero. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1036 Sorry, I called shotgun. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1037 At the count of three we release the boa constrictor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1038 It's the ten-foot pole he wouldn't touch the $15-minimum-wage issue with. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1039 You're the new guy, aren't you? Word to the wise: Nonconformity doesn't wash here. Other side, pal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1040 Is being on the Left a political statement? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1041 Should we still put him in the trunk? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1042 The Johnson brief is anything but. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1043 Our work may get mixed up, but at least it can fit the entire hogie. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1044 It's the 'team player' concept run amuck! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1045 I hate group projects. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1046 I WAS HAPPY TO JOIN THE RIDE SHARE PROGRAM, BUT THIS... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1047 I heard I'm getting promoted to front handle soon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1048 I really hope no one feels an irresistible urge to tell a light bulb joke. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1049 Only Google! Not only do you get a free massage, you get it from three masseurs! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1050 Ever hear of the long arm of the law? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1051 This is the longest brief the boss ever gave us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1052 I'm okay with ride-sharing, but this is going too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1053 Pallbearer's United, Local 6 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1054 I'm not sure about this new job sharing app. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1055 Well this case sure isn’t brief… 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1056 Flat Stanley's final wishes were to be shredded. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1057 I think we brought everything but the kitchen sink 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1058 I've never been a pallbearer for a bankruptcy before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1059 If anybody asks, we are not together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1060 This "team" concept sucks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1061 Just act nonchalant. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1062 I blame the carpool culture. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1063 going our way? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1064 We'll need to show unity. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1065 That presentation killed! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1066 "Long arm of the law" my foot! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1067 This way, each brief generates three times as many billable hours. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1068 And please, this time don't say, " This product lets you cut out the middle-man" during our sale's pitch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1069 Yes, it's a big deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1070 The End, Flat Stanley. The. End. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1071 It Is a pair of gloves. Trump insisted on this box. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1072 I hope this doesn't take too long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1073 It is what it is. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1074 There's an element of teamwork required here, Jones. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1075 "It's how he would have wanted ". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1076 Remember to kill the conference room lights right when I go into my solo. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1077 I think we have a handle on this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1078 I'm heading to the restroom. You too? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1079 Now we can triple-bill the client. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1080 This is really taking team building to another level. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1081 Aren't there limits to this teamwork concept? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1082 Today's brief is a little longer than usual. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1083 Remember: our thinking is "inside the box". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1084 I'm not sure I like the not-so brief case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1085 I told you that our presentation should have been outside the box. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1086 We take our votes on where to go for lunch very seriously. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1087 Does this mean we have equal shares? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1088 Hearse is double-parked around the corner. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1089 I hate being the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1090 This "corporate culture" thing stinks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1091 Yes, the new long form is more difficult to use, but the ability to deduct escort services as physical therapy AND to bill at three times our normal rate make it win-win. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1092 I can't wait till they go digital. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1093 that hit went well 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1094 This new job sharing policy is great. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1095 Just once I want to be first. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1096 Don't you hate these treble damage cases? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1097 Why do we always have to pay cash? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1098 We've never had to bother opening it, so I don't bother asking what's inside. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1099 How many businessmen does it take to open a briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1100 I don't think this 'All for one and one for all' is going to work 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1101 First day working at a pallbearer's office? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1102 I didn't know you were right-handed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1103 If you don't get yourself in rhythm, Tom, we're going to have to find ourselves a coxswain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1104 I hate these team building exercises. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1105 After you've been with the firm about 5 years, you'll start seeing yourself on second handle too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1106 I don't mind sharing an office, but... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1107 Which one of us is the shooter? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1108 The corporate ladder was kept under lock and key. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1109 You can thank the geniuses in Mergers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1110 The only way I got the job was to say I could do the work of three people. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1111 This company takes "collaboration" seriously. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1112 The two-handled version was so 2015. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1113 Madam President requested a massage table and three suits, go figure. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1114 If this doesn't go well which one of us will be responsible? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1115 Don't you think this teamwork thing is getting out of hand? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1116 You are on the wrong side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1117 I think we are taking this car pooling thing a little too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1118 Wait till you see what their doing to our cubicles. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1119 This is a joint venture. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1120 Holding up your end of the deal gets tricky on the commute. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1121 Not every case can be brief 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1122 We have the same briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1123 Why is everyone getting on my case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1124 Pallbearer practice for the funeral of the inventor of the briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1125 you would think this company could afford individual briefcases? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1126 Why do I always get stuck in the middle of these long cases? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1127 We do everything in longhand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1128 It shows that we're all on the same page, literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1129 Your first three-way? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1130 I love the new suitcase pool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1131 We've got a huge case in our hands. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1132 Everyone has their own story. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1133 Here at Casual Male XL’s corporate office, the lawyers use plus-size briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1134 It lets us bill three times the usual amount. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1135 Glad its an NRA approved violin case. There's an RPG launcher inside. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1136 we'll have more than enough towels now! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1137 It's not an open and shut case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1138 You realize this makes you an accomplice, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1139 I didn't used to to think that "long form" literally meant long form. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1140 I felt you'd take that side of the case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1141 Do you always have to be on the opposing side of everything? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1142 Did you notice anything odd about her? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1143 It's a bassoon. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1144 When we open the case do not yell Alluh Akbar!! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1145 I really dread the subway ride. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1146 I wish she would have released the emails before I joined the firm. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1147 Car pooling is one thing....I think we look ridiculous 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1148 So, what's the deal with your eyebrows? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1149 It's a trick I learned when filing briefs for the NRA. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1150 Isn't job-sharing awesome? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1151 Wait till you see the cubical! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1152 Did you know Nick Charles very long? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1153 This case is likely to stretch on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1154 Can I take my work home alone? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1155 Ironically, I stopped carpooling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1156 Well, we did agree to triple job-share. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1157 What do you think about this new IRS Long Form? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1158 Yes, but you're using your right hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1159 TSA won't like this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1160 Don't take what she said personally. We have small hands too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1161 Who's bright idea was booking separate rooms? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1162 All the cool girls are going to be in absolute awe of our xylophone concerto ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1163 Come on, Rick. Be a team player. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1164 This ought to be the full body of evidence. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1165 Your meeting is in our other building? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1166 It's a three piece suitcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1167 Slim deserved a better send off 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1168 I'm not totally sure this is reducing our carbon footprint. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1169 At all times, stay with the money 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1170 Is it heavy? I'm just faking it. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1171 Okay, next week is your turn to be the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1172 He always wanted his ashes scattered near the boardroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1173 Expect this briefing to run long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1174 It's the new IRS long form. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1175 One tiny complaint about the handcuff, and now they don't trust me? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1176 Taking this merger business a bit to far, don't you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1177 Does either of you remember the combination to this thing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1178 This is NOT too heavy to be a massage table. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1179 Let's keep this among ourselves 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1180 Why do we need a xylophone for the business meeting again? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1181 And job sharing hits a new low. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1182 Told the TSA guy it was just rope for the three legged race, he just waved me through. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1183 Remember we call it an Uber briefcase and think it's perfect for a shared economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1184 Steve - before we go in there, you better decide which side of this deal you want to be on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1185 I prefer my rideshare 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1186 First the open office, then the shared desks . . . now this? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1187 I love carpooling with you guys, but I don't think I'm ready for this next step. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1188 Our desk is a 3-way too. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1189 I'm gonna need more space. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1190 How many suits does it take to deliver a severance package? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1191 I think its time we took another look at affirmative action 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1192 Next time we file a brief, we should use a narrower font. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1193 Stop calling "Shotgun!" before we get to the car! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1194 Mr. Trump said to put his ego with his other baggage 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1195 Bill Gates said the "middle man" would be extinct. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1196 Don't be rediculous, it has always been alphabetical. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1197 This better stop with your third-party filing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1198 It's a Supreme Court brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1199 Anyone for a triple martini? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1200 I thought you had the key for this thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1201 If you think this is bad, wait til you the bathroom break policy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1202 Great job maneuvering the elevator. Next challenge, the men's room. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1203 I thought you said you were left handed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1204 Now Roger, you know how Wilbur trips when you get on that side of the case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1205 I hate presenting to mortuaries. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1206 Personally, I think the case is too big for this firm. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1207 Eyestrain will hit you bad by the third hour of staring at spreadsheets, but at least in this chain gang, there’s no shackle sores. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1208 I still get funny looks when I'm the middle man ! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1209 The team-building activities lately are not working. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1210 No, this is just the flip-chart easel. Who has the paper? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1211 I thought I said one Hero sandwich for each of us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1212 You know, we can't all take this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1213 I am sick of being just the middle man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1214 Guess I should mention that I forgot the combination lock to my portion of our briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1215 We should consider switching to info-sharing on the Cloud instead. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1216 Roger, it may feel like a body; it's just lunch for those nice folks in purchasing. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1217 Are you sure this is scalable? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1218 Sorry, but Charlie and I don't need to go to the bathroom right now. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1219 We will wait for practice till neighbors have gone to sleep. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1220 Don't you just love being a lobbyist for the funeral business? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1221 When they said I'd be in 'mergers and acquisitions' I had no idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1222 Before your company's takeover I had my own case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1223 I have a handle on the case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1224 You need to carry your weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1225 Stop following me! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1226 Yes, I know. But my accountant likes the long form. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1227 The Boss Said Stick Together And Handle It. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1228 It's a union requirement… 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1229 Like they've never seen a professional pall bearer before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1230 What did you expect from a joint venture in a surfboard company? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1231 Let's hope the doorman doesn't remember we were booked as a quartet! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1232 Legal briefs keep getting longer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1233 I'm really glad we could go into business together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1234 Hansen would have wanted his memorial held on company property. And that steamroller definitely saved us on pallbearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1235 Trust me, it's harder to leave it on the subway this way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1236 Just wait till you try the job sharing toilet 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1237 You tell him to start carrying his weight! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1238 I thought our job ended at the funeral, now we have to carry the will too? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1239 I don't like this team briefcase anymore than you do. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1240 You're absolutely certain he said bedspread and not spreadsheet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1241 You were told when you joined the firm -- we only handle big cases. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1242 These stand-up comedian funerals are easier on the back. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1243 Don't ask! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1244 Maybe we're taking this carpooling thing a little too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1245 I hope this doesn't mean I get the middle seat. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1246 Will I ever get a chance to be first handle? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1247 you are on the wrong side again! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1248 Welcome to our job share. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1249 It took only one lawyer and was called a "briefcase" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1250 Remember...were not the hit men..we're just here for cleanup. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1251 I think that this is the second longest legal brief ever written. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1252 This sharing economy thing is not all it's cracked up to be -- mind if we stop by the men's room on the way to the meeting? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1253 I told you, bigger is better. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1254 Seriously? You really see me as a micromanager? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1255 Ashes require fewer pall bearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1256 How come I always get the torso and you get the feet? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1257 Just act natural. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1258 Be happy you got a full handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1259 Does she know this corporate exercise is usually performed above the glass ceiling? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1260 It demonstrates that we share the weight fairly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1261 You can turn left, but Gus and I are right-wing Republicans. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1262 This is how you bring a briefcase to a gunfight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1263 I honestly don't think this is what a long brief is supposed to be 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1264 What does management not understand about 'brief'? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1265 Someone needs to tell the old man what file sharing really means 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1266 Stay close. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1267 When the boss said he had a big case for us, I thought he was talking legal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1268 Not so surprising for three paralegals bitten by a radioactive cockroach. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1269 If you'd said something funnier, he could've sold the cartoon to " The Reader's Digest". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1270 Legal-sized paper is for wimps. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1271 Whose idea was it to have pallbearers for dead projects? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1272 Actually, Bill, it's quite rare for an extended case to have a single middle man. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1273 Do YOU have a license to carry? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1274 The IRS wants this Form 1040 by the 18th 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1275 Here, polarizing views result in the get-along briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1276 Get over it Stevens...it's Johnson's turn to hold the front handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1277 This project will go faster if you were on the same side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1278 I remember when bribes fit in a normal briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1279 What? You never heard of file sharing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1280 No one needs to know we are working together. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1281 It's either a very large carrot or an average size stick. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1282 This is not what I meant when I suggested we have a three-way! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1283 Do you know how long it took me to get to the middle? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1284 Teamwork 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1285 Do you think she's unattached? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1286 It's called a "brief-casket." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1287 Thanks for helping me with my new tablet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1288 Like they've never seen a briefcase before! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1289 Honestly I kind of like the middle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1290 It's the new teamwork model for lawyers........ 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1291 He stays in step better than you do. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1292 Do you think we should have brought a bigger one? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1293 This thing is perfect for our "board" meeting" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1294 Ok guys, let's make this brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1295 Job sharing used to sound like fun. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1296 Whatever happened to being brief? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1297 It's as if we were attachéd at the hip. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1298 Now we know why they bought that new printer. It prints eleven by infinity. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1299 We're attachéd at the hip. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1300 I think we have a pretty good handle on this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1301 Uh Greg... our offices are on different floors 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1302 The boss will be impressed with our new meaning of "teamwork". 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1303 Just be thankful we don't make pool tables. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1304 I hate being in the middle, I hate that we all dress alike, and I hate that you’re always on the other side. Other than that I think we make a great team. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1305 If you ask me, this is carrying teamwork a little too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1306 I'm the one doing the heavy lifting 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1307 I'm not sure that I like the new job sharing program. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1308 Boxers or briefs...and you just had to say boxers! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1309 This merger is a real pain in the... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1310 Are you sure this is your bag? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1311 Let me do the talking, ok? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1312 I guess you could say we're... three-briefing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1313 Most people don't realize it's congenital. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1314 Do you think the jury will realize this is a really big case we are trying? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1315 All this technology and we still have to do everything in triplicate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1316 When Jerry said look like a team, I didn't think this is what he had in mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1317 Hey, do you know what we have in here? My arm is getting tired. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1318 Token rightie 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1319 My new phone has the biggest screen ever and a three man carry case to go with it. Its like having a tv in the palm of your hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1320 Did you see her face when I said 'let's get horizontal?' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1321 Tell me again why we printed out the terms of service. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1322 We'd like your perspective on handling this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1323 If Sally from corporate starts again with her safe zone speech we bring out the big guns. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1324 You're right-handed, kid. No way you could ever be #2. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1325 They're taking this merger much too seriously if you ask me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1326 First, they made us share an office. Later, they made us share a cubicle. Now, this is just RIDICULOUS! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1327 I'm actually a big fan of this new job-sharing program. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1328 We're drifting right again. Smedley's not much of a team player, is he? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1329 Not the brief case we had hoped for. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1330 Why am I always the middle man? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1331 If you stay on the right side of the case we will look more bi-partisian 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1332 Our paperless office program has a long way to go. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1333 Now, you're sure they insisted on the long-form contract? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1334 Death by steamroller. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1335 When the boss said to bury the project, I didn't realize he meant literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1336 Stop worrying, she's not focused on our small hands... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1337 I think we've got a handle on this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1338 At the last place I worked we just voted the CEO out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1339 We need somebody more flat-chested than her. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1340 When we bring in the "Big Guns" everybody's always surprised they're in a big case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1341 I was sure it was good things come in threes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1342 The boss always takes a long lunch. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1343 It'll be hard to tweet about this. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1344 I know, I know, but it still feels like a corporate walking rope. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1345 Just say the happy light box gave you the tan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1346 I never dreamed I'd be honored with the privilege of helping transport Mr. Trump's ego. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1347 When is this "shared economy" going to end? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1348 This is carrying teamwork to far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1349 I'm holding up both ends. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1350 Who knew that "teamwork" meant sharing a briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1351 It's the 'Executive Executive Executive' edition. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1352 Why does he always get to be up front? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1353 I know they asked for the long form, but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1354 These mergers are so awkward! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1355 The D.A. said that this would be a long case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1356 2 can be as bad as 1, it's the loneliest number since...Capitalism, right guys? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1357 The online approach to reaching a remote audience is not in sync with today's hefty one-on-one presentation. Today begins with ensuring we have something to hold onto. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1358 Remember,we split the keyboard players tip. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1359 Do you think they believed our commitment to teamwork? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1360 I didn't realize how much we'd be investing in the sharing economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1361 A briefcase on wheels? That would look weird. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1362 I hope the new "communal team" concept stops at the door to the washroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1363 Mergers are not for everybody. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1364 Smithers, if we are to have a chance with this case, you have to get on the right side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1365 What could I say? He insists that he can dazzle the shareholders with how well he can play 'Stairway to Heaven' on his electric guitar 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1366 "Remember...we come in on keyboard as soon as they announce that the economy is bound to improve." a 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1367 When we head upstream, you'll have to do all the steering. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1368 I know everyone loves party subs, but is silly. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1369 Don't forget- we don't yell Happy Birthday until she jumps out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1370 You just have to draw attention to yourself, don’t you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1371 When they ask if we want to extend our presentation, we will be prepared. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1372 Checked or Carry-on? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1373 At first I was skeptical, but I'm starting to really like briefcase pooling with you guys.. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1374 Thanks for the help with my new iPhone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1375 Was it necessary to get an extra long keyboard? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1376 This being triplets thing is getting old! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1377 I guess you're here for the pall bearers convention? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1378 Mergers... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1379 On the count of three, we switch hands and directions, ready one, ...two 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1380 Maybe we should've told her that we just share a briefcase... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1381 I just think the three piece briefcase is not going to catch on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1382 Must feel strange being the right-handed minority. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1383 This is a very lengthy brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1384 I've never been to a briefcase's funeral before. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1385 That's how you give a big presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1386 I'm the new guy, Paul Bearer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1387 Some cases require bigger briefs. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1388 Thanks for helping me sneak in this guitar. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1389 It started as a one page memo, then it went to Congress. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1390 This is a big case; don't be on the wrong side 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1391 These encryption codes are becoming a problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1392 Wait til you see the toilet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1393 And that's how I made it to middle management. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1394 It is a triple murder we're defending. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1395 First job sharing, now this. I call it over-sharing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1396 Ironically, the brief is actually quite short. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1397 Yes, Wally, it's obvious if the loot is in laundry bags. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1398 "It's the sharing economy." That's all they said. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1399 Why don't we just show them a picture of the bazooka? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1400 This is my other smartphone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1401 We'll all be happier when the plans for the new Triborough Bridge are made public." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1402 I think your lunch just moved into my jurisdiction. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1403 Couldn't we have just written a check? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1404 Remember, if we get sexually harassed today, it's my turn. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1405 So I said, "Why do cases need to be *brief*? Why not a *long*case?" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1406 There is a mandatory debriefing session for all those handling this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1407 We're glad you were assigned to the big case. We needed another guy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1408 Our vacations are even more interesting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1409 I hear lots of Americans are working longer. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1410 Is this the first time you've worked the Academy Awards? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1411 So you're the new guy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1412 We've decided to decrease our digital footprint. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1413 Is this really synergy? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1414 Just remember that his wife's name is Susan. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1415 We do have tiny hands, but our briefs are large. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1416 Yes,we are calling ourselves the dream team 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1417 Can't we just use triplicate forms for once? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1418 We best all stay at the same hotel. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1419 Synergy sucks. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1420 I told her it was a Monty Python case. She laughed and didn't get suspicious. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1421 "Just going for it" won't get us through the revolving doors. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1422 Shared office space i can live with, but this is ridiculous 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1423 Why would we each want our own briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1424 This is the most complete corporate merger I can ever remember. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1425 This is an important pitch, Keller. Get a grip! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1426 He would have wanted an ergonomic funeral. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1427 Which side of this case are you on? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1428 Job sharing is a joke. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1429 Once the overture begins, you'll have to take turns sitting on my lap. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1430 Apparently it's a bad idea to bring a list of Americans killed by guns to a Ted Cruz rally 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1431 I hope you remembered the fulcrum. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1432 Hey, know what? We would make *great* pallbearers. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1433 I want you off the case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1434 Small price to pay for the iPhone 14. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1435 The super PAC says it's the only way to save the party. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1436 I got shotgun after the presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1437 Briefly, we rest our case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1438 It would look funny if there were two of us carrying a briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1439 It adds weight to our recommendations, and we charge more. Remember, don't smile. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1440 I didn't say it was 'an important trial' I said it was 'a really big case' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1441 Why don't we just order out for a super hero sub like everyone else? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1442 How do you think she guessed we work at a surfboard company? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1443 First carpooling, now this. The environmentalists are getting extreme. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1444 Sorry about that, the tacos I had at lunch are not agreeing with me. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1445 This job-sharing policy has gone a bit too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1446 But we just went to the bathroom. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1447 Try less shady. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1448 Personally, I would have shredded the documents, but they've already dug the hole. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1449 This client is unique. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1450 Don't forget, you're the one steering this bad boy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1451 It's better than sharing a paycheck. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1452 "Its a left handed case, George!' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1453 She said it was the longest one she's ever seen. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1454 Sad that Donald was run over by a steam roller... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1455 This is our best joint presentation yet. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1456 I understand the need for cutbacks, but requiring three of us to share one briefcase is a bit extreme, don't you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1457 We really killed it on that pitch. I just wish we didn't have to carry the body out with us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1458 Hey, thanks for filling in--Harvey got called away onto a much bigger case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1459 Anorexia 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1460 How else would we deliver a giant check? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1461 Enough with the middle man jokes already! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1462 So, we're agreed: One more team building exercise and we're out of here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1463 Someone heard attache case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1464 I can't believe we got Johnson to fit in this but, trust me, the 'businessman jumping out of a briefcase routine' is a crowd pleaser. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1465 Hi. I don't think we've met. I'm Bob. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1466 The board wants to bury this deal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1467 As you'll learn, we're all about collaboration here. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1468 Switch arms and pivot on three. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1469 I have a feeling this case will be anything but brief. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1470 There are rumors of everyone getting their own when the market rebounds. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1471 Okay, you can have the middle position on the way out. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1472 This is embarrassing. I wish he'd get his eyes checked. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1473 It's great to have you on this case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1474 In Italy suite cases are in vogue 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1475 Is this your first time as a pallbearer? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1476 Welcome to J. McGintey's Coffin Works. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1477 The big brief case would've been completely ridiculous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1478 We've got a long case ahead of us. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1479 Most power trios only have one guitar, but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1480 This way we can honestly say we have three lawyers handling the same case, thus more money for the firm. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1481 I understand that the NRA is having success in lobbying Congress to allow the carrying of illegal weapons. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1482 I hate meetings where they tell us to bring our own stretcher. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1483 They're nerds like us. We pitch them that size does matter. 'The XXXLphone - chick magnet. So big it takes three men to carry.' What do you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1484 What happens if he gets fired? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1485 Technically, I'm not lying. I told my wife that the FBI finally has me be working on a really big case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1486 Be careful when you open it, the contents may have shifted. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1487 We're team players. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1488 She's probably never seen one that long 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1489 File sharing has made the job a breeze. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1490 The new 'bring your own table' to the conference room concept is catching on! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1491 Some women find three ventriloquists, and one dummy, quite refreshing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1492 I'll be Curly this time. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1493 Your lunch is weighing me down. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1494 What do you think of our new HOV elevator? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1495 Are you sure triplicate wasn't referring to something else? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1496 R&D had a heck of a time getting this down to three handles. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1497 We really need to get in the same carpool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1498 I'm a very hands-on supervisor. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1499 What do you think he means by 'triangulated' sales? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1500 It was because everyone had their own briefcase that they became endangered. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1501 They said I was joining a team with upward mobility. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1502 You're outta line, Mister. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1503 Tinker has the direct, I'll take cross, and Chance, you close. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1504 I'm not sure Ray is pulling his weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1505 You know - maybe three is a crowd, but two couldn't carry this thing, and it's an important presentation. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1506 who's this guy in front of us? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1507 Imax computers are going to be a pain in the butt. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1508 This must be his briefcase, it's YUGE! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1509 Follow me; I lead from the middle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1510 You're not lifting. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1511 Damn, it's also my day to take the middle urinal 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1512 Keep in step, will you, please? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1513 This was the only coffin that was available under Obamacare. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1514 I'm sick of the sharing economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1515 i hope you can hold up your end of this bargain. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1516 Can you handle it? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1517 One of Trump's audits......its hugggeeeee! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1518 Your office or mine? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1519 Remember, you're the back-up to the back-up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1520 The truth is, 1/3 the pay is still a lot... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1521 As always...oldest leads, youngest loafs, and I carry. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1522 Who says a briefcase has to be brief? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1523 Do you think this deposition might be too long? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1524 This really stretches the word "brief" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1525 Did you hear that? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1526 This is a two man job, new guy. Watch your back. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1527 Just to warn you, our Board can be very literal. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1528 I just carry this handle around in my pocket. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1529 By the way, I won't see you guys next Monday. I'm taking the backpack. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1530 Simply a way to destinguish associates from partners. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1531 Trust me, this proposal is D.O.A. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1532 We are working the same case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1533 An MBA is useful, but rowing team experience is essential. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1534 When I first moved to Mergers, this was my first acquisition! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1535 Do you think they'll know we're together? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1536 The big bass trio arrives for their evening gig. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1537 Our briefs keep getting longer and longer 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1538 When were you gonna tell me you forgot the key? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1539 I knew our presentation was too long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1540 Do you think we can get this guy through security? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1541 This goes right along with our new "open concept" office design. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1542 Louie, you did bring the shells-- right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1543 Remember its your turn this time to request it as a carry-on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1544 Well why not, we car pool don't we? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1545 xylophone...why do you ask? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1546 We'll dump him in the river. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1547 The board of directors demanded we stop bringing them the short report. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1548 All he said was the case came with two paralegals. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1549 OK, already, I won't call it a briefcase again! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1550 I prefer middle handle on the tandem briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1551 They really took the company merger seriously, huh? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1552 Does this remind you of the song about the marching ants? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1553 It took me three years to get the middle handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1554 I played bass for 'The Who'. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1555 Next time we go for the short-board account. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1556 How much further can we stretch this case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1557 I get to go first next time 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1558 It's been a long case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1559 No! Get your own damn cab. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1560 Your breath mints are rolling. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1561 Remember: teamwork is everything with this client. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1562 Louis Vuitton's latest 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1563 We're anticipating a long trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1564 This A4 paper is bull@%#*! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1565 I’m so relieved it was a closed briefcase ceremony. The client would have wanted it that way. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1566 I've decided that I won't be making any more SkyMall purchases with you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1567 When the boss said "Make the staff meeting entertaining", I don't think he meant bring a xylophone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1568 He lost a lot of weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1569 Leave this case alone. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1570 If he reads the whole contract we are screwed! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1571 Don't you love this not so briefcase? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1572 I'm not so sure about this "briefcase pooling" idea. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1573 I think the long and short of it is that we lost the case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1574 He's not heavy; he's our brother. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1575 I forgot to cut air holes. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1576 Somebody should tell her the express elevator is for briefcase-poolers only. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1577 They said that I would never be a team player. What do you think? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1578 Why are you always on fhe wrong side? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1579 I really appreciated your support in there. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1580 This is last time I ask the partners for help with my caseload. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1581 I don't think you're on the right side here, Smedley! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1582 The airline charges for each carry on. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1583 Fine next time you can have shotgun 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1584 I told the judge it wouldn't take long and there was only one page of women's signatures, claiming sexual abuse. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1585 If you think this is bad, wait until you see the new toilet seats. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1586 In my previous briefcase pool the other guys never pulled their weight. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1587 Why couldn't we just use PowerPoint for this meeting? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1588 This is definitely not a brief case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1589 This team work stuff is getting out of hand. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1590 They won't accept a Bank's check for their condo. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1591 This isn’t what I had in mind when I signed up for job sharing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1592 There's nothing brief about this case. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1593 Did you remember to bring the extra-long paper clips? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1594 That's just the way it is, least seniority gets the back handle. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1595 I guess I misunderstood the term "Case Managers." 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1596 When will the boss' obsession for baguettes come to an end? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1597 Nothing personal, putting you at the back and all that. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1598 You sure attachépooling is a thing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1599 Next time, I get to ride in the suitcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1600 I think we'v been working together on this project for too long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1601 We don't call it a threesome in front of clients. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1602 Sharing a salary is where I draw the line. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1603 This is why I like powerpoint. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1604 Are you sure this is a "concealed carry" state? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1605 It's six sigma, they modeled it after the carpool lane 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1606 There's letter size, there's legal size, but the real money is in tabloid size. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1607 It's from the short-fingered store, but I guarantee you there is no problem. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1608 We've seen a lot of growth in our portfolio since last year. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1609 These I phones get bigger and bigger! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1610 Get ready, this is gonna be a long case! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1611 When you said merger, this is not what I had in mind 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1612 So this was the vise president's idea of collaboration! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1613 Two words: tertium quid. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1614 Small hands? Large briefcase. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1615 It might improve teamwork if we also share a bed. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1616 It's nice to be on the case with you. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1617 Talk about falling flat on your face! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1618 I miss the days when our briefcase was short and succinct. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1619 Let's eliminate the middleman. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1620 I think I just figured out why it was on sale... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1621 So let me get this straight...the last one still holding on by the end of the week get's the window office? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1622 Will your wife notice it's missing? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1623 You guys know this is MY saxophone, right? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1624 I don't think this is how file sharing works. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1625 This all-in-one technology is getting a bit out of hand 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1626 These investors are going to love our idea for extra-long legal paper. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1627 I think we’ve got this job-sharing thing all wrong. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1628 In this case it's all about bonding. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1629 Our workload has literally gotten heavier. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1630 I told him he was getting too thin. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1631 The elevator is easy...lets see if you can survive the revolving door! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1632 Did you bring the presentation? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1633 That's two down to one up! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1634 The judge expects it to be a long brief today. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1635 Twenty-five years to settle the Fender estate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1636 Is it just this, Wally, or the whole idea of Matrix Management that irks you? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1637 Be cool. We're only here to case the joint. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1638 They're the XL files. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1639 I still haven't gotten used to the merger. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1640 No more Team-Building Retreats for me! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1641 When they said we’d get company shares, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1642 How else would you compensate for these small hands, Smith? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1643 Our legal briefs are longer than usual. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1644 Do you think I could fit a giant hot dog in here? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1645 This isn't even our biggest case this week. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1646 Not so sure how crazy I am about this new "sharing" economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1647 I hate it when they call us 'the troika' 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1648 She stared because you're on the wrong side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1649 How did your interview go? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1650 Poll Bearers 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1651 I can't believe they thought our script was too long. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1652 Welcome to the sharing economy. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1653 Giving out happy endings again, Williams? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1654 The client prefers everything in triplicate. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1655 We think you're taking "attaché" too literally. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1656 I don't see how this promotes teamwork. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1657 He was wrong about being carried out of here in a pine box 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1658 I'm not always on his side. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1659 "No back seat driving, please." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1660 I expected more from a "Partnership" 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1661 Two's company, what are we? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1662 This job sharing isn’t what I thought. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1663 This is exactly what they meant by work share. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1664 We're prepared for a lengthy trial. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1665 And briefcasepooling saves on what now? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1666 Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to merge our companies. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1667 Did you bring the key? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1668 Three's company, but this is ridiculous. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1669 Compared to a casket it's a piece of cake 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1670 We'll never win the synchronized briefcase carrying contest this way . 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1671 I think we should go digital. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1672 Papa Vito says it's violins. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1673 This is our first big case, boys. Let's not mess it up. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1674 You know, I'm beginning to think that this merger has gone too far... 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1675 Are you ready to play the long game? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1676 These austerity measures are getting to be a bit much. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1677 I think we may be taking what we learned in that team building seminar too far. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1678 Just once can't you side with me on a case? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1679 Well that was the longest divorce case we’ve ever settled. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1680 There's no 'I' in 'Team,' Tim. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1681 Quiet. No one will suspect anything. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1682 Wait 'til you see the bathroom stalls. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1683 There's nothing brief about it 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1684 Get a grip, will you?! 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1685 Don't worry, they won't suspect a thing. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1686 I replaced my BRIEF-case with this long-winded version. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1687 Do you think we're taking this car-pooling thing too far? 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1688 I'm rethinking the carpool. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1689 Unlocking the i-briefcase; this'll be good. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1690 Middle management has both advantages and disadvantage. 1.2500 0.28868 4 3 1 0
1691 Not much....my lunch, some paperwork, a shovel... why do you ask ? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1692 This time you do the massage. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1693 If P. C. Vey had given us normal sized hands.....it would not take three of us to carry this suitcase. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1694 I feel funny bringing him into work this way. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1695 After the steam roller ran him over, his family decided against our normal coffin. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1696 I believe this is the largest brief we've every filed. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1697 I'm not sure that "brief" is exactly the right word. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1698 I just meant I thought you must be from Britain - or a lefty. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1699 I'm finally getting the hang of this group briefing thing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1700 I don't think it's sufficiently brief. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1701 Three men. One briefcase. Who will be next? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1702 I get those middleman comments all the time. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1703 This is a big presentation 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1704 I've always preferred the attache style. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1705 yes Mark, I know it is a "big" presentation 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1706 Evidently getting run over by a steamroller requires only three pallbearers. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1707 Still, let's keep it brief. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1708 I heard lay off notices were today. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1709 The next time they send us to a board meeting we need to check on how long the board is. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1710 Just between you and me, I’m not completely sure a suitcase full of old bricks is the Next Big Thing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1711 When you suggested a three-way at the office, I had envisioned something a little different. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1712 Let's open with "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida". 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1713 When will our hands hit puberty? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1714 Don't worry-it is our second amendment right 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1715 I told you, we should've just done a power point presentation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1716 Mini hands make light work... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1717 Remember, our strategy is to keep the presentation short. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1718 We are definitely getting promoted, we landed the biggest case! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1719 We're really taking this merger seriously, huh? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1720 Made more sense when we sold skis. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1721 I gotta tell you...Slicing up the body was a great idea. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1722 You're SURE these were his funeral instructions? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1723 Dude... I'm so sorry your keyboard died. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1724 Act normal when we get to the airport. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1725 Remember when all we needed was a violin case and a tommy gun? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1726 I hate corporate's new paper size policy 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1727 Trust me, this is the latest European rage, it'll be bigger than the man-purse or the communal toilet! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1728 For the last time, this is not a briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1729 I'm telling you this not so brief case will sell in the millions. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1730 "When do I get to be up front'? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1731 Your tie is making people stare. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1732 You should have seen the size of his hands... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1733 Did I tell you we're going on vacation next week? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1734 Have you ever been to a mortician's board meeting? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1735 Are you cheating on your wife with the paralegal tonight or am I? I know Fred was last night. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1736 Next time, maybe don't be so quick to volunteer for the big case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1737 In this case size matter's. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1738 I thought I was just going to share the office!! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1739 I definitely prefer acquisitions to mergers. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1740 I thought for sure Cuban would have invested 200 grand for a 25 percent stake. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1741 Didn't I tell you? You saw the way the way that babe eyed us when she saw our cool partner briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1742 This 'sharing economy' thing is getting ridiculous. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1743 I was a middle child 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1744 The law firm is very excited. This is the biggest case we have ever had. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1745 Our Company is certainly big enough to afford a permanent conference table. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1746 On the other hand, I really think we should have separate toilets. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1747 I hate it when he gets the six foot sub. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1748 It's going to be a long trial we might as well make some massage side money. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1749 I remember when they used to call these "brief" cases? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1750 What do you say we leave this one here in purgatory? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1751 You might think she never saw men share the same briefcase before. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1752 You do know, Agent Mulder, that this lamp is intended exclusively for interrogations? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1753 These slim fit caskets are the best. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1754 He gave his life to this company. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1755 Do you think the results of the Republican candidates’ penis size really needs this much security? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1756 Tomorrow we go to your office, Frank. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1757 'I think it's time you and Frank got your own briefcases'. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1758 Something tells me this trial may be a rather lengthy affair. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1759 I know it's the Flat Earth Society, but why use a 3D model? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1760 I'm worried. The judge made it clear he opposes long cases. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1761 Man, these power lunches are getting longer, and longer and longer. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1762 Threef case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1763 I was afraid he might get carried away. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1764 If anyone asks we won it in Vegas playing craps 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1765 I love this new team building exercise. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1766 I'm getting really tired of all the synergy initiatives 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1767 How likely is it that they'll let us put this overhead carrier in the overhead carrier? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1768 After a while, you really get used to the job sharing program here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1769 Company's making some major cuts. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1770 What time are we taking our bathroom break? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1771 I get the whole open floor plan, no cubicle thing, but sharing a briefcase is taking it a bit too far! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1772 When the client asks for the 10,000 foot view, we provide the 10,000 foot view. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1773 If you get tired, we can change sides. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1774 I wish they would stop talking about team spirit. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1775 Why do you always get to handle the light weight, Jerry? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1776 Didn't the prosecuting attorney say that three of us should handle the case? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1777 If he says no, I open the case, Barry aims it, and you fire. Okay? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1778 To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of this "sharing economy" initiative that the boss has been promoting. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1779 I thought our Strudel Chart was perfect for our presentation 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1780 A team that carries a briefcase together, works well together. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1781 Harvey, this is the last time I'm going to tell you. This case is for briefs, not long johns! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1782 I forgot something. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1783 I suppose she thinks a WOMAN should hold the next handle! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1784 Cash like this? Definitely a king mattress. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1785 I really think we should think about going back to shorter legal pads. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1786 This is the longest case I've ever tried. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1787 Sometimes I wonder about this new sharing economy. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1788 You can carry this without me, can't you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1789 Thanks for helping me with "Bring your surfboard to work day"! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1790 The three of us are needed to handle this case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1791 I hate group work. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1792 They say that the laptop caused the death of the briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1793 I get off on the third, Jack on the second. You can handle it from there. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1794 I think we should get smart phones. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1795 "Stop looking at me! I keep tell you, this is not odd! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1796 You're not holding up your end. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1797 I didn't think this was what the boss meant by "merger" 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1798 Not a brief brief 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1799 Please tell me this isn't that Thompson guy from accounting the boss canned yesterday. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1800 Just because I'm middle management doesn't mean you can call me "Alice." 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1801 This is the left-handed floor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1802 After years of working together, they found themselves on opposing sides of the case 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1803 What if one of us resigns? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1804 What did you think "three for the price of one" meant? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1805 Who's idea was it to bring the not-so-brief case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1806 No, you're actually the embodiment of a third wheel. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1807 I'll keep my conversation brief, but I know with you that's not the case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1808 Carpooling was a good idea, Karl. I'm not so sure about this one though... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1809 Old-boy briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1810 I still think printing the document on multiple pages makes more sense. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1811 If I'm really innocent, why do I still feel in the middle of this case? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1812 Don't you dare leave us holding the bag! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1813 Okay, let's try to get a rhythm going otherwise we'll look suspicious. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1814 Did anyone see you? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1815 Now remember, when we get in there, we talk with one voice. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1816 Get with the program Schmidt, this is left arm briefcase. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1817 Did you see the strange look that woman in the elevator gave us? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1818 I'm glad we all work on the same floor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1819 This is my first big case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1820 You said you wanted to include the longitudinal study 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1821 I still think this is a strange team-building exercise. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1822 The nuclear codes were a lot shorter before common core math. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1823 When you said oversight, I was thinking more like ankle monitor. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1824 Who knew the sharing economy would go this far? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1825 Looks like we're all working on the same case. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1826 So you're SURE this is Eco-friendly? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1827 Why does he always get the first handle... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1828 Just try to blend in. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1829 OK, the first thing you need to know is that Ted was a leftie. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1830 What, you never heard of bringing up the middle? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1831 The court is expecting briefs. Wait 'til they see our long-johns. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1832 I still have my doubts about this amicus briefcase. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1833 They are cutting over head starting with brief cases. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1834 I'm tired of taking the freight elevator 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1835 I think it should end with car-pooling. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1836 You have the left's perspective on some big issues. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1837 Always prepare for conference calls. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1838 I'm a little worried that the firm is in financial trouble since they can't afford to buy us individual briefcases. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1839 No one ever gets fired here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1840 The Smith sextuplets had to take the stairs 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1841 The knocking is going to give us away. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1842 This meeting should put an end to the "Where's Hoffa?" question. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1843 Boss said marketing and sales had to work in tandem on this one, that's why. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1844 What an honor to be Bloomberg's pallbearer, right? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1845 And we're the most normal guys here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1846 Let's just slide the bill under the door. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1847 I know, right? It's a new OSHA reg when moving a tripod. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1848 I'm in line for the lead handle. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1849 This is why I prefer to print just the executive summary. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1850 ''We are not taking a bus.'' 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1851 William and his partners finally squash the office rumors regarding the size of his caseload. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1852 We think that you're wrong side of this one. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1853 Perhaps, this can be a great optic to convey that our team approach didn't work. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1854 We want an element of surprise with a bit of fear 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1855 Let's keep this brief. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1856 This car pooling thing is getting out of hand. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1857 Three's better than one, right? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1858 Some people won't go anywhere without their ping pong table. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1859 I'm not sure about Dropbox getting into hardware either. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1860 It's sleek. It's NOW. And pallbearing will never be the same. It's who I AM. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1861 They used to call this a brief-case. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1862 Shh, there's illegal-sized paper inside. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1863 Corporate downsizing has really made us closer. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1864 At least we didn't share a bed. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1865 It's the final step before wall-less cubicles. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1866 I heard they’re adding 2 more guys to the Fail Safe Team. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1867 No, I don't think this team-building stuff has gone a little too far. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1868 No one needs to know the President is travelling to Lanikai Beach again. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1869 The IT people asked for a new platform and this should do the trick. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1870 This is a lot of work just to sneek a protester into the Trump rally. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1871 It's the only real way to move a billion dollars. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1872 Siamese businessmen, joined by the esprit de corpse. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1873 I know we saved on the airport luggage fee but don't you think it's time we each got our own travel bag? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1874 I think they have taken the teamwork concept too far. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1875 Simpson, did you lose the president again? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1876 The team building article said that activities don't have to be wild and crazy, just fun. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1877 Don't you find it strange that we're all wearing the same suit? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1878 I heard they fired Ron for not carrying his weight. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1879 It's only problematic when checking in at airport security. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1880 If Doublemint sold, Quadrillionmint will conquer. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1881 Why don't they make coffins like this? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1882 I hear it contains an alternate ending to "the sopranos" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1883 What did you expect? It is a limousine company, after all. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1884 Hey Bob... Why don't they have pupils? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1885 This time we whack the Big Guy. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1886 I was her right-hand man until she became a a one-woman band. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1887 You should have seen the size of the Beta version. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1888 She could have given one of us her number. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1889 Office sharing taken to the next level. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1890 The "shareconomy's" next big star: BRIEFER 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1891 And how, exactly, do you plan to shake hands with the client from that side? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1892 This is the longest file we've ever collected for a case. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1893 Poor Stanley. He never saw that steamroller coming. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1894 It's for our crowd sourcing presentation. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1895 Let go now , before they take your tan . 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1896 The new boss really highlights interconnectivity as essential in the workplace. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1897 Your desk or mine? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1898 I still say 3 brief cases would have been better than 1 lengthy case. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1899 Remember, we just deliver the check. Don't recommend a bank that can cash it. I try to avoid eye contact. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1900 This triplet thing is getting to me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1901 Quit your gripin'--plenty of musicians would jump at the chance to be second trombone and third handle. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1902 The mortician said I was crazy, but the carpool lane changes everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1903 So this is the guy from the February 22 cartoon. Wonder what happens to us after this week. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1904 When they said we'd be instituting job-sharing, I never thought it would go this far. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1905 You're lucky, last month was Group Hug Fridays. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1906 'Who's turn to take it home tonight?' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1907 It's the way he would have wanted it ... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1908 It's his golf clubs. He backed over them with his car. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1909 Everyone is going to think this ramrod is a briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1910 We share a hoagie. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1911 Remind me: Are we three ad guys with storyboards, or three hit men with machine guns? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1912 Cleopatra should help us with this briefcase like she did when we fought Pompey. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1913 So apparently we all "work well with others"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1914 I hope they're not expecting a short brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1915 I told you to play the flute. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1916 This is my first triple-murder-case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1917 We're just taking the "three men in a room" concept to its logical conclusion. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1918 I think this teamwork thing has run its course 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1919 If you don't stop pouting Mike, we'll replace you with Maude. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1920 Good news, I hear Ben Carson is taking surgery appointments again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1921 The last remains of traceability in default swaps. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1922 If the sharks don't like our idea, we can super-size it for the Mafia. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1923 They salesman said there is no such thing as a 'briefer' case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1924 Look out Johnson & Johnson, here comes Gary, Gary & Gary. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1925 The court won't allow separate briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1926 He refuses to take sick days. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1927 These days you never know who your delivering a Hero to. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1928 There's collaboration, and then there's codependence. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1929 Its a campaign contribution. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1930 Next time I'll get one with two handles. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1931 This is a very big case 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1932 I'm glad we didn't choose the four-handle briefcase. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1933 We went paperless. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1934 A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH IS MY BEST LUNCH! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1935 I don't trust you guys, either. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1936 If we can sell square bowling balls, we can sell anything. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1937 Remember: BE the trifecta. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1938 No I don't have Al Sharpton's number. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1939 Triple indemnity riders. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1940 I predict a huge increase in productivity after we unveil this rocket launcher. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1941 From now on, I'm going to handle this case my way. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1942 Does holding this section of our bag make me look gay? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1943 Don't you think these days equal partnership is taken to seriously? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1944 Does this equate to larger paychecks? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1945 Well, it is unequal; my handle is really a breakaway 45. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1946 A tandem bike? Please. I have *some* self-respect. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1947 Keep acting inconspicuously and they'll never notice it is missing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1948 On the plus side, more rules, more decrees. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1949 The boss has really been going overboard with his Costco Business Membership. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1950 Aw. Freeze drying, an elevator, half as many pall bearers, this new technology is making the funeral business so much better 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1951 We're decoys; the real stuff is going out the back door. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1952 Welcome to the major case team 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1953 Did you remember to bring the ammo? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1954 He looked fine yesterday....... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1955 Thank goodness for concealed carry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1956 Remember, the trick is to act invisible. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1957 High-rise mortuaries are the future, but the sales calls can be embarrassing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1958 Act like you belong ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1959 Remember, act like we just met. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1960 A new bromance has formed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1961 Real men use Big Boy attaché cases. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1962 I'm all for sharing the litigation workload, but this....... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1963 I told the judge it would be a long case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1964 Do you realize this is the first time that the captain put us all on the same case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1965 Remember…tight on the left turns …and take it wide on the rights. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1966 Again, when I told Mr. Simpkins we would take the case, I had no idea. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1967 I thought it was rude how you called me a "stonehenge looking motherf*cker" in front of that lady. Actually, it was rude in general. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1968 I hope three on an attache isn't bad luck. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1969 Where does it say that southpaws should do any heavy lifting? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1970 These long form briefs are killing me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1971 It's a solid value. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1972 They said it was a three man job 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1973 He's my mentor, just like you're my mentee. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1974 Three Surfboards in one carry-on. Good idea Mingo. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1975 Slytherin, of course. Hufflepuff, I presume? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1976 Do you mind? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1977 I thought he was a no good snake. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1978 The embalming rotation is breeze. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1979 We don't need an *actual* ladder to get promoted. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1980 Looks like another failed urinal presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1981 So you promise me this can stop Trump? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1982 Someday I'll die, and you'll get to hold the middle handle. Maybe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1983 Correct me in front of a client again and you're fired. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1984 Don't you just love team-building activities? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1985 Did you forget to bring our umbrella again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1986 As go the briefs, so go the cases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1987 I'm wondering how brief this case is gonna be. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1988 Remind me again how this ping pong table is part of our strategy? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1989 Is it me or do you feel like a pallbearer for this presentation? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1990 This new iPhone case is a real lifesaver, eh? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1991 Now are you convinced Trump is a liar? 'Small hands, big package.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1992 You have to admit, this is a clever way to get government agencies to work together. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1993 I'm pretty sure Men in Black III doesn't have three agents. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1994 At the interview, remind them that we also carpool 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1995 ...appears we're on the same career track. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1996 This team building is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1997 When I said we needed a better handle on this case, Morty, I didn't mean this. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1998 First the rent-a-car, now the briefcase....I'll tell you this much: we are checking into three separate hotels! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
1999 White Collar Crime Chain Gang 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2000 So that's it? The boss took early retirement? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2001 I understand getting rid of offices for cubicles, I even understand a common rest room, but making us share the briefcase seems almost anti-Trump. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2002 Remember, Don, we're a team. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2003 Remember, if TSA asks, we packed this ourselves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2004 Don't you think about time for Flat Stanley to walk on his own two feet? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2005 Sharing a desk is OK, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2006 Today we're using left hands,remember? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2007 So, this is the new "football"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2008 We'll need a fourth partition once Jimmy signs the new lease. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2009 Looks like our ex-wife is on our again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2010 oye vey seymour, whose bright idea to schlep this trunk? next delivery, we hire a broad minded musical schlemiel to haul this contraband. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2011 I think we've taken the carpool too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2012 But I really have to go! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2013 why are you being so distant? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2014 I'm beginning to have doubts about our budget file sharing system. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2015 I'm sure she would have loved you if we had the right briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2016 It's important you get on the RIGHT side of the sharing economy 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2017 Who gets to carry Jimmy Hoffa around next year? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2018 Did you remember the key? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2019 just remember, its a base trombone 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2020 Listen up, we first say, 'Boss, we have a new Stradivarius', and then we open fire. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2021 Wait, you work on the second floor? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2022 Trust me, I get that look a lot. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2023 You left-leaning Liberals give me a pain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2024 I don't think security has a profile for you in this configuration. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2025 No. Calendaring the team transport agenda is the hardest part of the Bassoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2026 They're going to shred it and spread the ashes across the Pacific. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2027 Trump illegal? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2028 No, this doesn't mean we'll be sharing briefs later. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2029 You're new here aren't you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2030 This is taking job sharing too far! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2031 Remember when all you needed to carry was a violin case? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2032 It's a really big account. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2033 New union rules, all Uzis are a three man carry! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2034 Who knew triple bottom line accounting would be so popular? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2035 You think they're going to accept our massaging their numbers? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2036 You know it's not going to be a good board meeting when they make us bring our own board. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2037 I always thought 'the long arm of the law' was just a figure of speech. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2038 This deal's gonna be yuuuge! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2039 When I suggested we balance the workload, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2040 I'm sure this us not what we meant when we asked for a triple bassoon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2041 Don't offer to eliminate the middleman! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2042 I need to go to the men's room 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2043 Really...how many guys does it take to carry his "Make America Great Again" caps? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2044 Do you really think they'll like what we brought? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2045 This job sharing has gone too far! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2046 It was your idea to file the long form. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2047 My wife wasn't happy when I told her we were job sharing again this weekend. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2048 In business, we call this the three handed deal! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2049 hello 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2050 They called it a merger;but I never thought they give us one briefcase too work out of. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2051 This sharing society thing has gone too far! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2052 You farted in the elevator, didn't you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2053 If I were you I wouldn't expect any big vertical moves. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2054 I'm used to being in the middle. I was a middle child. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2055 Thanks. It's called 'a not-at-all-briefcase.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2056 The amount of clothes my wife needs for a two-day trip never ceases to amaze me. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2057 It's our new approach. Outside casket salesmen. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2058 Did you lock the tandem? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2059 It's all very scientific. For creativity, it's left hands, controlling the right side of the suitcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2060 Bob would have wanted it this way. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2061 Can you believe they're still called 'briefs'? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2062 this working as a 'trio' really sucks 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2063 What happened to Chance. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2064 I specifically told both of you not to wear the same suits for the second meeting. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2065 We have long legal briefs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2066 Do you have to be different in everything 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2067 Two's company, three's a crowd...so scram. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2068 It was a brief life. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2069 I don't know why he can't the interns to shred his emails. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2070 Yeah, I do all my presentations in Cinerama. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2071 I had to use the long form. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2072 I tired of working on this "Flat Tax" proposal 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2073 No, I think it's just a case of left-handed-ism. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2074 White in front, colored behind! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2075 This is the most collaborative office I've ever worked in. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2076 I'm loving this new Long Vuitton briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2077 I'm beginning to hope it's a gun. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2078 I've heard of taking your work home with you, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2079 We've got this Davis, we really only need two pallbearers for the thin man. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2080 This guy thinks he's going to get away with one tip? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2081 My name isn't Malcolm 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2082 She said we're over-compensating for the size of our hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2083 Ever thought of getting your own briefcase?. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2084 Clearly, Anderson, you don't have the right stuff. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2085 I thought a "happy ending" would really boost company morale. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2086 I know this firm is known for extra-long briefs ... but this is ridiculous! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2087 Ted, we're a team. Get on this side. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2088 Either focus, Hal, or agree to a coxswain! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2089 I'm feeling it too. This is the new power brief case! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2090 Your place or mine? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2091 She's onto us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2092 Hey, I'm thrilled the company is doing so well. But upsizing has its limits. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2093 We need to present a unified front. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2094 Don't you think we're taking this whole carpool business just a bit to far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2095 Hard to believe that I first resisted this idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2096 When I made the reservation, the guy on phone said, "Yes. We have a room for three ... 45 dollars a night. I didn't realize it was $345 a night."" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2097 We're from a really big law firm! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2098 Thanks for helping us this far, we can get it from here. It's just some of those little yellow statuette things, nothing special. Have fun watching the show. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2099 Next time we pay for the real Outward Bound team building adventure! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2100 You ask him. I'm tired of being the middleman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2101 It may not be the briefest, but at least it gets the job done. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2102 Now remember, if anyone asks, our firm has been handling class action lawsuits for years. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2103 'It started right after someone told the boss's son about multitasking.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2104 I'll switch with you if you can guess what's in this thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2105 I prefer to think of it as a longcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2106 Downsizing? It isn't a matter of time here, it's a matter of how. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2107 It's the opposite of brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2108 You stick out like a sore thumb. Next time you walk behind me and we all walk in unison. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2109 Why do they keep calling us the "Trump Triplets?" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2110 I thought this was what he meant by a 3D presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2111 Since we are all dress alike, we are sure to land this new gig! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2112 Sometimes teamwork takes up space. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2113 If you were a team player you'd have my back right now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2114 OK - Heads I win - Tails you Lose. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2115 Just use "joint" in the presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2116 Jobsharing 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2117 Call me a skeptic, but I'm still not sold on this whole sharing economy thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2118 Linda over there keeps complaining about how she makes 25% less than us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2119 We forgot the lunch box again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2120 It's the yardstick to end all yardsticks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2121 Steve, if you aren't going to carry your weight then you need to just let go and let us do our job. Steve, I'm your drinking buddy. Let's do this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2122 Wow, the briefcase-pool express elevator totally cuts our commute time! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2123 This collaborative overload isn't going to carry itself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2124 Well, at least he's a burden we longer have to shoulder. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2125 Blah blah blah 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2126 He's taking Tiny Hands to the next level. This is his new Speedo. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2127 Next time just pretend you sneezed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2128 Carpooling I get, but...? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2129 why the long file? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2130 It's our latest smartphone. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2131 Don't be obvious about looking, but the woman behind us is the daughter of Elsa Maxwell. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2132 He ain't heavy. He's my brother. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2133 Bathroom,anyone? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2134 Good thing we got off the elevator together. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2135 This company is compatible with our vision. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2136 The modern mafia no loner uses Tommy guns and violin cases. We've found shoulder launched missiles to be much more persuasive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2137 Stop it! No will notice three dudes in suits with a three handle suitcase! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2138 Hey,its my bag bub,if you want a bag go get your own. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2139 I hate it when these briefs are lengthy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2140 I thought we discussed this already. Our next sick day is November 13, 2019. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2141 I thought they called them briefs for a reason. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2142 Sorry, but Tailgate Yoga class is Saturday afternoon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2143 Well, he did ask for a rock guitar. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2144 I don't like this cheap airfare practice of having to deliver the luggage of others. Especially with the random assignment of passengers to help with the delivery. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2145 Because his will specified the mail delivery tube, but he wouldn't fit 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2146 This arrived right after the executive team building workshop. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2147 I think this is your handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2148 We need to take our case to a higher court. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2149 How are you liking the shared workspace? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2150 Suitcase: A Journey. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2151 Snackular Degeration Diet subject line...No looking.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2152 Next time George, you play the piccolo. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2153 You know, I think ping-pong is starting to make a difference at the firm. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2154 Luau box. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2155 For the last time; BIG ideas need require a BIG briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2156 You've heard of carry all bags? This is an all-carry suitcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2157 This is the casket for the guy in last weeks cartoon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2158 Don't drop it. This is the biggest case the Firm has had in years. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2159 I'll do the talking. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2160 Do you think we'll get desks near each other? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2161 We've been separated! Why do we still use this conjoined triplets briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2162 Do you think this guy actually needs this for an overnight subway trip? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2163 A long briefcase is an oxymoron. Yeah, yeah, heard it a million times. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2164 This was supposed to be a job for one-handed couriers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2165 His gloves aren't small. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2166 Why do you always get the lighter end? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2167 This legal case is a real burden on us, isn't it? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2168 Why am I always middle suit? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2169 It is a pleasure and a honor to be a pall bearer of the terrorist rifle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2170 I'm not looking forward to the bathroom breaks at this meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2171 Being a lobbyist for the funeral home industry isn't as much fun as I thought it would be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2172 This bonding program has gone too far; 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2173 I thought breaking into smaller work groups would be less cumbersome. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2174 It's a crucial part of our Secret Service training, Jones. If you're to be trusted to carry the 'football,' you must first learn to carry the football field. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2175 I understand you name is Trey. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2176 Perhaps it would be better for the team if we each had our own briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2177 It's been a very long case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2178 When they said we had a big case to handle, I didn't it was an eight string sitar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2179 Do I have to attend all three meetings? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2180 I hear that this holds the origins of the universe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2181 You'vd been snooping in my files. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2182 We bill by the handle. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2183 This falls under my 2nd amendment rights. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2184 Tragedy about the steamroller but Joe sure made it easy to be his pallbearer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2185 The new OSHA rule requires a minimum of three executives when carrying a briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2186 The boss is really serious about his pool sticks! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2187 I see this as the first step in my career path to become a professional pall bearer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2188 This isn't what I had in mind when you said it was a long document. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2189 Actually, getting to carry "The Big Briefcase" is considered quite an honor! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2190 Like we could ever forget you were winning coxswain at the Head of the Charles? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2191 There!s no easy way to carry your light saber. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2192 I've been working on the long range forecasts. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2193 Car pooling was bad enough but this is emasculating. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2194 Personally I don't see any redundancies here do you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2195 Do you remember the 24-digit combination? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2196 I knew we'd find a way to carry this case forward. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2197 It's a harp. This elevator stops at the heaven level. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2198 Having their long briefcase idea rejected again, the three salesman had no idea what to do next, until fate intertwined in an unusual and silly sequence of events with the elevator that led them into Hollywood slapstick. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2199 This is just her carry-on. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2200 You know Ted, three on a briefcase is bad luck. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2201 Usually a man has his own briefcase but, they have one big brief are for the three guys 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2202 I never thought being a pallbearer would help me work my way up to middle management. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2203 I hope the trombone concerto sealed the deal 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2204 We didn't fold it, I can't say if it is bent or mutilated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2205 Have you seen our printer yet? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2206 This will be my first threesome HOV elevator experience, can we go more than two floors? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2207 You'll be my pallbearers when I'm terminated. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2208 If we stare at each other, maybe no one will notice. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2209 I'm afraid the firm's experiment with six-foot legal pads is not turning out the way we'd hoped. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2210 I never thought I'd be auditioning to be a pallbearer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2211 Remember "Carlito's Way"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2212 My idea is better than yours. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2213 Three's Company 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2214 So remember on the count of three.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2215 Bullet proof pant suits, that's all I can say. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2216 It sucks we have to share. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2217 This job sharing is going too far! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2218 When I become President of this company, we'll have a display table that rolls on wheels. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2219 Can you remind me if this is a billiard or snooker tournament? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2220 If his body was any bigger it wouldn't have fit in here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2221 Why'd she have to unload all her baggage on us?" "I know. I never even met the girl. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2222 It's a not-so-brief case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2223 We should trade this in for one with wheels - wha'da think? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2224 Les Paul bearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2225 Did it ever occur to you that a "long brief" is an oxymoron? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2226 They call it a profusecase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2227 Psst...I'll split whatever is in the briefcase. I heard it's Donald Trumps secret cash fund. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2228 I hope they didn't put onions on this super-size pizza. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2229 It's horizontally integrated manufacturing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2230 Just be glad you only work on the *third* floor! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2231 I hope the bassoon wasn't a mistake. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2232 ''I hope they're as impressed with our presentation as they're sure to be blown-away by our exclusive 3-grip presentation case...'' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2233 I'm a big idea man. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2234 It's a new feature of our work share program. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2235 Now all we need is a 3 seat tandem bike! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2236 The consultants said it would promote teamwork! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2237 One day, perhaps in a year or two, you may walk on this side. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2238 I guarantee there's no problem. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2239 Do you really believe this briefcase is full of 60 inch hoagies for the board meeting? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2240 Allahu akbar, brother. See you in paradise, insha'allah. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2241 I wonder how she guessed that we all work together? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2242 I heard he's going to kill the whole department 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2243 Three on three equals three. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2244 The era of Big Data. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2245 Now do you grasp what the PM meant by 'three ministers with portfolio'? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2246 'Okay, three-briefing we go! if you're sure they didn't say 'de-briefing...'" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2247 Starting tomorrow, we go back to normal-sized files. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2248 Elevators good. Revolving doors bad. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2249 Next time we each carry our own lunchbox. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2250 We said three-briefing, Myles, not de-briefing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2251 What happens in the office stays in the office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2252 I don't know what's inside, anymore than you do.... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2253 I'm telling you, folding clothes is a thing of the past. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2254 These tandem briefcases sure make being an accountant fun! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2255 No matter how many samples they take, it still comes back with more Prozac than Cymbalta. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2256 Remember, I'm in charge. You two are not along for the ride. Just the carry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2257 "That's quite enough of '??Three bags full'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2258 Slim wanted to be buried from the office. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2259 you guys can hold the neck and belly but let me do the fingering. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2260 It's a man's job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2261 I've decided to take up the flute. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2262 I realize now that it's 'atta-che' and not 'atta-tre', but you kept referring to us as the 'triplomats'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2263 This case is anything but brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2264 Never thought I'd be a Les Paul bearer at this age. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2265 You wouldn't know the challenges of middle management. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2266 This meeting calls for the verbosecase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2267 It's the best pool cue in the house. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2268 It is a rule, you smelt it you dealt it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2269 Think of it as disruptive innovation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2270 "Remember when we thought hot-desking was tough". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2271 One day robots will make this briefcase with only one handle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2272 It's the original manuscript of Long Day's Journey Into Night 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2273 This is what we get for encouraging the boss to attend that "Sharing the Load" seminar. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2274 I told ("told" underlined or bold) you it was a long shot! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2275 Working in long-form journalism has its disadvantages. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2276 My lunch is off limits. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2277 Remember now, no comments about his hands being white. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2278 Don't touch my bag, please. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2279 I'm going to room 218. You? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2280 Don't feel funny-a lot of us share the same briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2281 Thanks for the help, fellas. My wife is going to love these really long earrings. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2282 Would you please get on the other side. You're attracting attention and embarrassing us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2283 Being a roadie isn't the the thrill it used to be. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2284 For me, the jury is still out on the new three per cubicle policy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2285 i'm really tired of holding up your end 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2286 Next time, let's set the paper size to "Letter". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2287 It's a new type of briefcase that guaranties we work together! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2288 Donald's toupees have never been better protected. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2289 This shouldn't take very long. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2290 I just thought that "pulling your weight" was more of a metaphor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2291 Shh! We only got the leg part, the rest of the pieces are still inside the room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2292 It's bad enough we have to share an office, but do we have to share everything? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2293 I just told them flat out 'no!' to sharing a secretary. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2294 Ok, so you're black, and you're right handed. Is there something else I should know about you? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2295 I didn't realize I needed this much "hand-holding"! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2296 Sorry, Fella, but you guys seem way too one-dimensional to pull off this job. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2297 It's just great to feel a part of something. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2298 Keep your eyes on the prize. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2299 Can't be too rich either 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2300 Flat screen TV, guaranteed cure for the Monday Blues. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2301 Don't forget the cannolis 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2302 Sadly that presentation died, but it will live on in all of us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2303 Think of us as The Three Litigateers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2304 It's a long shot deal. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2305 He definitely mentioned an elephant in the room? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2306 This is no picnic... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2307 Trust me, middle management is nothing to aspire to. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2308 New office stationery policy....we write on scrolls. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2309 Stop looking as if we are pallbearers and lets get this pitch underway. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2310 It's rumored to be the longest tapeworm ever removed from a human being. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2311 A connected world is a better world. Right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2312 We're here to massage the big Boss' ego 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2313 We're kinda playing fast and loose with the word "brief." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2314 I'm booked full this afternoon. Hope it's a short eulogy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2315 If they catch us climbing the corporate ladder from the top floor we'll be blackballed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2316 Next time can we take the Hearse? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2317 I love your hair 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2318 What did Ben Franklin say about three keeping a secret? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2319 Now remember…when we get on-stage I’ll count to three, we let him out and all yell, 'Happy Birthday, Boss'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2320 A word of advice Evans, you don't want to do anything here that makes you stand out. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2321 Will you remind me again what we're telling people is inside of this thing? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2322 I'm the one who does all the heavy lifting!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2323 it was easier to handle during previous administrations, but now it's YUGE. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2324 I get the whole three-in-a-box leadership model, but this is too much. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2325 You do realize that this is probably the longest legal brief of all times "You must realize that we may be carrying the longest legal brief of all times! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2326 Because I'm a middle child. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2327 This is the longest brief I've ever filed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2328 No way; just a flatter viola! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2329 If we put this down she'll ask us to rearrange her office again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2330 Remember when suits came with two pairs of pants? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2331 Before you can carry the nuclear football, you have to master the atomic pool cue. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2332 Lucky I didn't press twelve. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2333 "As always, we're the 3 Briefkateers". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2334 Mother says, "Stay together!" 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2335 I bet the guy that invented these junior executive condo briefcases is making a fortune. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2336 Well, I guess this is better than trust falls and ropes courses for team building. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2337 Remember, 3, whatever is under the 2nd handle is mine. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2338 And they said the Xylophone Pro wouldn't have commercial applications! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2339 It's my first board presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2340 I told you, elevator pitches are hard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2341 You're drawing needless attention to yourself. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2342 You think the prosecution is prepared for a lengthy case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2343 Sharing is caring. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2344 "I think I'm getting too attached to this attache case". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2345 They're going to downsize. The middleman always gets it. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2346 Don't worry..It's not like the time we brought the inflatable T-Rex to the meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2347 Of course I'm needed. It's my case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2348 Hey... Group project means "Group Project"! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2349 I guess obesity took its toll on the poor dachshund. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2350 Find whoever filed the Kerouac suit, then fire the bastard. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2351 Worst case scenario we won't all be late. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2352 Do YOU want to tell the boss what happened to his pet boa constrictor? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2353 Tech industry...pffft! The luggage industry is what makes this country great... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2354 He insisted on a wide screen presentation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2355 The boss is heavier than he looks. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2356 I mean, I know they want us to be more collaborative, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2357 Sorry, but I'm just not that into the whole squad goals thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2358 You lefties always screw things up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2359 Hey - there's no 'I' in team. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2360 He has small hands. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2361 Look, time was we used to bring violin cases to business with Trump. Is it any wonder, given the election, we bring a slide trombone case now? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2362 Today we're demonstrating the latest model RKC - Road Kill Carrier. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2363 Can we call it the not-so-briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2364 "How many business majors does it take to screw in a light bulb"? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2365 I got the Trump Special: extra-long roll, salami, provolone, lettuce, tomato and extra mayo. What do you got? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2366 Setting up across from that collapsed building should net us beaucoup lawsuits. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2367 It fits the bill. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2368 Now that we've started job sharing, how about we share those sandwiches too? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2369 Okay, when we get into the interview-- just remember, we're one person. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2370 You don't see our side of the case, do you? 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2371 Short sales are so much easier to execute. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2372 Of course Stanley would have wanted it business as usual. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2373 Is it me? Or were those guys acting kind of Neanderthal? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2374 Just think but for Trump we would never had the folding stretcher. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2375 A traditional coffin might look pretty, but this is so much lighter! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2376 If you forget the presentation, can you dance the twist? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2377 Okay, wise guy, next time YOU put the mambas into the briefcase! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2378 The size of this brief better not correlate with the length of the trial.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2379 I should have told her I have a big package. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2380 There's safety in numbers, but this is silly, we're grown men. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2381 Weekend At Bernie Sanders'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2382 We're big on teamwork here, wait til you see the bathroom 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2383 So much better than each of us carrying 3 briefcases... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2384 In this case, it's not so brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2385 Are we having another sleepover? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2386 Sure, we can leave him holding the bag. But my conscience will trouble me for a long long time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2387 It's not that I mind the middle handle, I just don't feel like I'm carrying my own weight around here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2388 If you fit, we'll sneak you out next. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2389 Welcome to Three's Company. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2390 Who needs guns when you have the case? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2391 I play the world's largest harmonica at this club after work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2392 Now don't forget. It's happy anniversary, not birthday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2393 Wiener dog jokes at a Dachshund murder scene are over the top 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2394 I use this to carry giant squeeze packs of catsup and relish in case one of the IT guys brings another giant wiener for lunch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2395 I don't know, but I've been TOLLLDDD... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2396 Not what I had in mind when I suggested job sharing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2397 Gary likes the briefcase. When you're carpool captain, we can use the backpack. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2398 You think you can't smell now? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2399 Looks like we've really got things "handled" Todd... AMIRITE!!?!?! C'MON!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2400 I didn't know "killer presentation'' meant THAT! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2401 I'm starting to rethink this briefcase pooling idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2402 This is the second smallest wedding I've every catered. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2403 It's Trump's briefs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2404 I thought we'd never lay this case to rest. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2405 I sure miss the days when we had our own BRIEFcases ... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2406 When I look in the mirror...I see a reflection of someone else's face. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2407 Like I said, George, the firm's management committee is looking for new ways to promote collegiality and teamwork. Now, could you swing out to the left. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2408 Plausible deniability isn't as big a deal as it used to be. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2409 The chairman's whole "stretch-limo" thing began when his ex said he had small hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2410 Oh for god's sake, it's not like this is a bus. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2411 I always deliver my tax return in person. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2412 Red dot special 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2413 Alright! Tomorrow you can be up front! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2414 Let's hope third time's the charm. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2415 Stan, this is the last time I will carry your stupid longjohns. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2416 Last week it was pall bearer, next week 10 foot subs for a retirement party. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2417 I draw the line at sharing my briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2418 I think we should propose a merger of equals 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2419 Even though the boss says, believe him, there's no problem, we've been asked to present photos. 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2420 We should go for 'open carry.' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2421 It's the corporate ladder. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2422 Let's keep this case civil, Ricardo. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2423 This is how we smuggle putters into our office. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2424 Democrat? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2425 Psst! On 'three' we drop it, OK? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2426 This team thing has go too far ! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2427 Does a promotion mean i ... keep this? Or get rid of it? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2428 We need to show them we're on the same page. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2429 I read they do this at Google 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2430 Gosh, Mark Cuban is an a$$hole. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2431 We'd be more balanced, if I was an Asian woman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2432 Well, you have to admit Smith's working himself to the bone to get the vice-presidency Roberts wound up giving his son for finishing nursery school is it's no sweat being his pallbearer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2433 The frankincense makes we three required. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2434 What does she even do here? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2435 These three guys need to hold one suitcase because of their ridiculously small hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2436 I'm starting to think the sharing economy has gone too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2437 The 'Yoga for Beginners' class meets down the hall. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2438 This is our last bathroom break before lunch! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2439 I'm tired of chasing "Flat Stanley" around the world. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2440 If at first you don't succeed, Tri, Tri, Tri again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2441 Did you ever imagine being a pallbearer for an anorexic friend? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2442 The ad said 3 assistants needed for company's attaché 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2443 I hate team projects. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2444 Undertakers: Beware the Ides of March !! Underpaid doctors can "undertake" new moonlighting jobs ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2445 You call it a football? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2446 It's attache-d case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2447 This "Three's Company" reboot has really jumped the shark. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2448 Our new job description is "white collar Sherpa". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2449 How well did you know this brief? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2450 Do you know how many middle-aged men would kill for this job? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2451 Your first day and you're already sharing a big case with the partners. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2452 We should have brought the briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2453 People think it's easy transporting Trump's hair care products. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2454 we worked at my house last week, ever since we started working from home it seems like its always my week. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2455 I don't think this is really what a "three way" is. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2456 This new "power team" approach is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2457 The secret is whether this year's company Easter Bunny is dark or milk chocolate 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2458 This wasn't my idea of a triumvirate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2459 Don't tell anyone it's a folding table. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2460 I told you we should have gone with plan B. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2461 This will be brief. We've never lost a case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2462 It's nice that they print the nuclear launch codes in large print for President Sanders, but it does make things more difficult for us. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2463 I'm feeling it's little more heavy than awkward. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2464 'Things get dicey in the bathroom.' 1.0000 inf 1 1 0 0
2465 I'm having difficulty getting used to the extent of our merger. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2466 Don't worry it's not going to move t 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2467 If these smart phones get any bigger, I swear I'm giving 'em up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2468 I'm sorry, but our ad specified that we are looking for a highbrow right hand man. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2469 At least the boss can't fire us now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2470 Are you sure the invitation said to bring your own table? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2471 Welcome to the sales team. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2472 Chauncey, let's not have any of that 'thinking outside the box' crap during today's presentation shall we. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2473 If you stop looking at me like that, maybe she won’t realize it’s a corpse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2474 I hope the concerto for three left hands and a right hand goes well. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2475 I think you've moved too far to the left. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2476 wait till you see what they did to the bathrooms. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2477 I still think we would have less conspicuous carrying pistols in shoulder holsters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2478 Do we make our presentation using Trump's logic or Hillary's principles? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2479 This isn't working for me; I want to go back to having my own briefcase. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2480 By the way, we'll all have to leave at 3:15 today....I've got root canal work scheduled. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2481 We better have one hell of a Shotgun Clause. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2482 Yes, POTUS' list of potential Supreme Court nominees is getting quite long. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2483 Now we'll just have to wait for the dust to settle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2484 I am pulling my weight 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2485 All the Millennials carry group briefcases nowadays. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2486 So, what's the plan for when those burritos start screamin' at me? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2487 What did she mean that was a weird massage? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2488 Don't you think there is a better way to carry ladder? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2489 What's your problem? The boss said he wanted a big alligator case, so we got one, capeesh? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2490 Miley's here. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2491 These streamlined coffins are so easy to carry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2492 Sure it's cost effective, but brief case sharing is extreme. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2493 The briefcase is obsolete... that's our sales pitch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2494 I never realized you were left handed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2495 Good thing we're roommates... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2496 Don't hate to be bearer of bad news? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2497 I used to have you job but now I'm the middleman. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2498 Distributive justice necessitates a distributed briefcase. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2499 I always wondered why they're usually kept so brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2500 Light as a feather, it's great to be the middleman! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2501 Snitch 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2502 Any idea for a caption? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2503 Well ... we do the job of one. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2504 I'm trying to disguise my viola as an AK-47. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2505 I've got the blueprints in the case. I think they'll be impressed! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2506 Dave, I thought that we all agreed to carry the briefcase with our left hand? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2507 It's going to the dead letter file. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2508 Trust me - three man pool is the greatest game ever invented. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2509 I anticipate a real long session today. So I left my brief case at home. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2510 This is what he wanted. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2511 I had no idea I would be pallbearer to so many cases until after Justice Scalia passed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2512 Shouldn't we stagger which side we're each on? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2513 Here comes a right turn, two steps for every one I take. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2514 I bet they didn't think a white guy could play the koto. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2515 There's nothing wrong with the size of his gloves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2516 I suppose you also want to cut out the middle man. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2517 Someone should have told me about the Boss's Inner Punster before I insisted that we all be put on the same case. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2518 It is no an indication of physical weakness; we believe in 'shared responsibility'..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2519 Who are you that we should go to this length to accommodate your trust issues? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2520 It's a good thing Fenton has a left arm. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2521 When he said we'd be sharing cases, I did not take it literally. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2522 With such small hands-- either do this or run for GOP nomination. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2523 These ten year plans are a real back breaker. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2524 Joe, my last day is Friday. I'm tired of being the middle man. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2525 ''We save on buying separate brief cases." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2526 Due to the size of the dearly departed the funeral home only needed three pall bearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2527 Are you two plotting to cut out the middleman? middlemen. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2528 We're admen, Richards. We present ideas to the client, then load them in the hearse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2529 I was so alone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2530 By the way, Moe, I paid extra for your handle. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2531 Do you think we're taking this commute sharing thing a bit too far? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2532 The boss certainly does a lot of weekend reading. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2533 Have you ever considered the sawed off version? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2534 Spewell, Deutch and Rowland eschews brief cases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2535 Must you always order the giant burrito? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2536 The next time they ask if I'm a team player, I'm saying "No". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2537 It was a committee decision. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2538 Dibs on the pudding cup. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2539 The swordfish brief 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2540 So, we're going with three pool cues, yeah? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2541 Keeping the GOP candidate secret until the last moment (or poll). 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2542 This is the biggest case I've ever worked on 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2543 "Our presentation? I thought his critique* was rather lengthy." *underlined 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2544 You're right, the elevator is faster. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2545 Does this briefcase make my hands look small? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2546 We had to use a road roller to fit him in the box. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2547 Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2548 For a T-Rex, it's awfully light. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2549 It's the new triple secure delivery. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2550 Thank God Ben Carson's back! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2551 Have a good night's sleep last night? I happened to notice you tossing and turning a little. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2552 This draft might get through the House, but the Senate will find it too long. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2553 I hope our suitcase doesn't get us in trouble like it did last time." "I'm worried we'll get that mad secret-agent room again." "Guys, we're here. Let's open the door..." "ITS THE SECRET AGENT ROOM! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2554 Ok guys, all we have to do is make sure nobody knows that in this suitcase lies the perfect ingredient for Jeff's surprise party. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2555 You're on the wrong side again Larry. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2556 Flat Stanley deserves better 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2557 Save for a few oversights, I'd say the merger was a success. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2558 On the contrary, I thought there was just the right amount of humour in our presentation. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2559 Seems like the briefs keep getting longer and longer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2560 Many hands makes for clumsy work 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2561 Hoffa 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2562 Is bigger is better really going to work? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2563 It's time to massage the results. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2564 He's big on mergers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2565 I'm telling you. Briefcase pooling is going to be the next big thing. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2566 I told you we were going to look like idiots. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2567 You had to be the one to saw the girl in half, you had to be the big shot on this one. Now what are you going to tell her mother, and don't ask about super glue again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2568 Yes, Jeff, I get it -- you're a manager. But you're not a *middle* manager. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2569 I'm thinking 'Uber Attache' is a bridge too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2570 It's all about that bass. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2571 You get used to it after you've been job sharing a while. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2572 Your display of white short is pretty ostentatious. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2573 I guess I'm not quite sold on this Briefcase-B-N-B idea. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2574 All your presentations fall flat, Higgins. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2575 I resent your disintermediation suggestions. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2576 We are coming today to bury Flat Stanley. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2577 Another proposal that will be dead on arrival. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2578 Mac OS X Python. Too literal? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2579 I take it you clicked the service agreement without reading it, too? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2580 I don't even work on this floor. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2581 There really is an Uber for everything now. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2582 Anarchist 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2583 I reckon octets have to take the stairs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2584 They will agree to settle before we even open it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2585 Now remember, the last guy left with his hand on the briefcase gets the corner office, but he has to share the private bathroom with the other two guys. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2586 Isn't it funny how heavy this is? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2587 How do I say this? This thing is just a cover. I left the memory chip in the airport washroom. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2588 Your wife seems happy we're bringing work home. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2589 You were right, this is the easiest way to remove an interloper from a Trump rally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2590 No, this isn't the mile high club, and I have no desire to fly on your magic carpet. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2591 The boss wants this to go smoothly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2592 Well, it's time to retire this suitcase until next year's Academy Awards. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2593 You would think the body of the banana republican party will be heavier than this. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2594 Common planning time is a pain in the butt. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2595 You know our side will always carry more weight. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2596 Now do you believe in economies of scale? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2597 Make sure Mr. Trumps wigs are cleaned and combed before he makes his speech. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2598 Ready for another long meeting? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2599 You don't really have to do this. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2600 Ya, Iam sorry it's so heavy, but it's going to be a Big Wall; there is a ton of paperwork. A Big Beautiful Wall. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2601 So my daughter tells me we should be worried about this thing called "the cloud". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2602 'Team building's OK, but this is ridiculous.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2603 Our 'unified team approach' sucks in elevators. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2604 Ted just always has to be first handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2605 According to HR, I only have to carry the middle handle on Tuesdays. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2606 Berra, maybe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2607 I picked the right side, Johnson. You're getting left behind. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2608 Don't you hate spread sheets. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2609 Try not to be too obvious. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2610 They said it would take about three attorney's to handle this case... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2611 Yes, it is a big large for a briefcase, but it's where Trump keeps his other set of hands. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2612 McMullen and I can handle this ourselves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2613 Do you even lift? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2614 Escalators and stairs are a bit more challenging. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2615 n "No one suspects that it's an ironing board. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2616 These are the contracts for our NBA clients. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2617 This brings 'working in tandem' to a whole new level. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2618 We can take it from here. Your role was purely utilitarian. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2619 No, no, no! That's MY exit strategy! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2620 Uber's gone too far this time 1.0000 0.70711 2 2 0 0
2621 No, that's not the reason your in the back. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2622 I always wondered what was meant by the "sharing economy". 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2623 We’re putting the band back together. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2624 you and your bargain attaches... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2625 How long 'till you think ol' Bartleby's gonna start to smell? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2626 It's the big short, so shuddup! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2627 "That 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2628 Looks like we bought the same exact suitcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2629 I know you called 'shotgun' first. Just not in the elevator! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2630 Lawyers live matter 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2631 He always wanted to go quietly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2632 Republicans scoffed at the Full Employment Act. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2633 I know they weren't specific, but I think they meant bring your live kid to work day 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2634 These group projects are getting way out of hand. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2635 I can't believe THIS is what they came up with for the 21st century casket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2636 You mock our corporate teambuilding exercise by walking on the wrong side. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2637 Where do you want to set up? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2638 I can't shake the feeling that if we downsize, I'll be the first to go. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2639 I usually open carry but I can't find my keys. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2640 Don't be the tail wagging the dog! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2641 A merger of equals? Not when the deal papers are delivered by a hearse. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2642 "So which shift do you want?'' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2643 That's what she said! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2644 Two's a company, but three's a crowdsource. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2645 There's no 'I' in 'team'. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2646 I don't know about you but I have a really good feeling about that interview Jeff. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2647 'This BRIEFfcase is an oxymoron?' Gee, never heard that one before. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2648 I've gotta pee. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2649 And I thought the merger was a bit of a stretch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2650 Golf clubs, maybe? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2651 We are THREE... mild and crazy guys! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2652 With three guys on this case, we've definitely got them beat. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2653 It's the "not so brief" case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2654 The Sharing Economists 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2655 No, my part is way heavier than yours. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2656 You're the new adjunct attaché? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2657 Looks like we all have a good handle on the case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2658 I admire your positive thinking Alex, but "NO NO NO" does not mean "maybe." 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2659 Trust me 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2660 Who suggested we have a giant hoagie for lunch? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2661 And if something should happen to him... Bam! We both move up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2662 I understand the firm needs to cut costs, but we still deserve individual briefcases. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2663 Remember back in the 80s when they told us that computers would result in a paperless society? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2664 RyanAir. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2665 Do YOU feel more autonomous carrying out these team-building exercises? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2666 "Wanna see 'no hands' again? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2667 Remember, bring out the Bazooka right after I say ' Are you ready to pay for the wall yet Mexico?' 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2668 And why would three people be needed to carry a trombone? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2669 It's a lengthy brief. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2670 I agreed to the carpool and the time-share vacation condo, but this is totally ridiculous! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2671 Because we're a team. That's why! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2672 Are you sure Hank done it this way? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2673 You know- maybe people wouldn't stare at us as much if we didn't dress like the bad guys in The Matrix.. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2674 So much for the sharing economy. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2675 Of course we’ll have to change the name to Dewey, Cheatem, Howe & Rappaport. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2676 You asked me to buy you that lottery ticket, but what about him? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2677 Isn't she our neighbor. I wonder what she's up to ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2678 Just remember, small hands big briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2679 I hate being conjoined at the toe. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2680 Talk about luck...three xylophone players in one office. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2681 You know that teaming software they got us? This is the computer. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2682 The client insists on a gold-plated defense. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2683 Three-piece suits are "out," but the triple briefcase will always be "in." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2684 I know it's ridiculous, but the new boss loves teamwork 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2685 Extendocase, when an ordinary briefcase just won't do! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2686 Wait until the jury gets a look at these Mormon briefs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2687 ...and when you feel ready to also be a little more flexible in your attitude, you're welcome to come back and join our group again. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2688 I value self-reliance above all else... in my employees. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2689 We are all into this now! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2690 They ain't gonna miss him for a couple of hours so as long as we don't do something stupid to bring attention to ourselves. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2691 I am not responsible for your being third in line..your responsibilty problem is responsible. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2692 I'll brief you later on the case 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2693 When I joined the Secret Service the last detail I expected to receive was carrying Donald Trump's hair around. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2694 I heard the next move is to make us share a single Netflix queue. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2695 Why can't you be a team player and carry on your left? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2696 We've got to maintain the image that we're all in this together. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2697 I really thought our idea was a home run this time. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2698 If we assemble Dr. Carson early we can surely fix that anti-Trump glitch. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2699 I'm tired of being on the heavy metals demo team. Plus, I think it's making our eyes bug out of our heads. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2700 Remember: All for one and one for all. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2701 No, you can't be in front. It's a Trump rally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2702 This man bag will get us tons of chicks. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2703 Have you noticed Bernie has two more left sleeve buttons than me and one more than you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2704 I mean, you can't blame her for staring. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2705 This is heavy like Kim's nude selfie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2706 What's that saying again? Three connected briefcases are better than one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2707 Just say we're concealing a weapon. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2708 I can't wait to meet our wife. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2709 Do you think she could smell what's in the briefcase? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2710 You take the kill shot, we'll handle the collateral damage. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2711 This is what comes from exaggerating. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2712 What's a computer? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2713 You know what they say about men with long briefcases----They have long dic-tations. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2714 You should see the case we use to carry the boss' ego. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2715 You can try to fit this thing by your feet at the meeting. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2716 The prosecutor is anything but brief. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2717 Another day at United Pallbearers. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2718 Well I heard that Fred here is retiring, and you're gonna get the middle handle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2719 We should stick with the original pitch for our shared economy business idea. "Suitcasely" - for men in suites who work in the same office and are in the same meetings all day long. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2720 I guess I should have told you that the client really prefers left-handed accountants. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2721 I think management is taking this team work thing a little too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2722 Don't listen to her, we're a trio not a threesome. I promise. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2723 Welcome to the Bobsled account. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2724 Do you think she suspects the boss is in the case? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2725 Look again: The nose of the large head is the chin of the small head. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2726 I worry the witness's deposition might be too long? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2727 Do we have to be on the same team again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2728 The new "lengthy" case brings a team of suits closer together. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2729 So you're the right-hand man. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2730 Let's take this thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2731 I thought I was taking the lead on this case. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2732 You know the last one of these we carried turned out to be your partner's casket?" "Yeah? Well, let's hope that this one is your wife..." "...Agreed. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2733 Now that Mr. Trump is president, it takes 3 of us to carry the nuclear football. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2734 Are you sure this is what they meant by 'meeting with the brass?' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2735 That's none of your business, snake. I mean Blake. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2736 When you enter the conference room be sure not to bump into the door 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2737 You're not carrying your load. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2738 There is nothing brief about this brief case. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2739 Yes, I am the middle man and I say we should have gone one floor up. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2740 It's true. The bigger the briefs, the sweeter the legal motion. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2741 They won't suspect us, we're not Muslims! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2742 Not my idea of how a bassoon trio would work. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2743 I think we need a coxswain. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2744 Toasted, Triple Long Sub, with everything on it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2745 This is taking teamwork a little too far. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2746 The courthouse is a good place for us legal pad salesmen! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2747 Guys, I know we are three men doing one job, but I think we could at least bring separate briefcases to work. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2748 It's the new corporate plan for standardizing sleeve buttons. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2749 I miss being a human centipede. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2750 Parker ordered it when he heard the new CEO was into threesomes. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2751 How else should we carry our long underwear? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2752 I still say he wanted a three piece suit. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2753 It's a new super computer. This is just the keynoard. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2754 What's all this talk about cutting out the middle man? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2755 Accessorizing with synergy suits you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2756 How the Mob disposes of Graft Paper. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2757 The agency is big on portmanteau words. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2758 One day you too could be middle briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2759 The next time, remember to buy a ream of 8x10. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2760 They're not BRIEF case briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2761 Is this the new 2016 suitcase they made?I wonder what it will look like in 2026. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2762 Right...right...right left right... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2763 Consider us as the three wise men reincarnated. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2764 Why must you always be on the left? 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2765 Personally, I think he's overcompensating for something. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2766 you know, ever since the boss started on nutrasystem, this carrying him to the limo is SO much easier........... 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2767 Believe it or not, we used to have four on a briefcase. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2768 Remember to tell them we worked at Uber. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2769 They didn't have to kill our proposal 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2770 I hope our next President simplifies the diversity regulations. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2771 Subway must really want their recipe for the four-foot-long kept secret. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2772 That's how we decided to go in the opposite direction of the paperless company. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2773 When is Charlie going to start carrying his own weight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2774 This new technology could make smartphones obsolete! 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2775 I'm getting this sinking feeling that it's not going to be a brief case... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2776 I understood when one person needed to do the work of three, but I don't get this new strategy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2777 The judge said he dislikes long briefs. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3