Contest #513 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	-
Voting started	2016-03-14
Voting ended	-
Finalists announced	-
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	2016-03-27 (estimated)
Number of captions	4141
Number of responses	34013
Number of participants	525

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	I'm just saying, I can see why the 'brief'case is more popular.	2.1111	0.26058	9	2	4	3
1	He insisted on a contract no longer than one page.	2.0909	0.28459	11	4	2	5
2	We're only allowed one carry on item.	2.0000	0.26968	11	4	3	4
3	Don't ask me. I'm just the middle man.	2.0000	0.26968	11	4	3	4
4	It's a merger case.	2.0000	0.28868	9	3	3	3
5	Must you always take the opposing side of every case?	2.0000	0.21082	10	2	6	2
6	Wanna share a cab?	2.0000	0.29814	10	4	2	4
7	Be alert. There's a revolving door up ahead.	2.0000	0.30151	11	5	1	5
8	Act normal.	2.0000	0.28868	9	3	3	3
9	Remember, the success of this presentation depends on our finding three seats together.	1.9000	0.23333	10	3	5	2
10	And I thought sharing an office was bad.	1.8889	0.20031	9	2	6	1
11	I started off where you are. And look at me now!	1.8889	0.26058	9	3	4	2
12	Try to remember to say 'xylophone', not 'secret nuclear device'.	1.8889	0.26058	9	3	4	2
13	This briefcase exchange is going to be much harder than we initially thought	1.8889	0.26058	9	3	4	2
14	This would be a lot easier if we carpooled too.	1.8889	0.30932	9	4	2	3
15	This invention sounded better at the bar.	1.8889	0.26058	9	3	4	2
16	I say that next time we try the cases separately.	1.8889	0.20031	9	2	6	1
17	Share a cab?	1.8889	0.26058	9	3	4	2
18	This job-share isn't as flexible as I thought it would be.	1.8750	0.29505	8	3	3	2
19	Wait till you see the file cabinets.	1.8750	0.29505	8	3	3	2
20	I think she's impressed.	1.8750	0.35038	8	4	1	3
21	So kid , how'd you like your first day in the ironing board business ?	1.8750	0.29505	8	3	3	2
22	It's a long brief.	1.8750	0.35038	8	4	1	3
23	I apparently didn’t read the fine print of the RideShare program.	1.8750	0.29505	8	3	3	2
24	This means we all get indicted together.	1.8750	0.22658	8	2	5	1
25	I thought legal pads were already too long.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
26	Well, I guess the project really IS dead.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
27	He's holding up his end, but he isn't pulling his weight.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
28	This would be a lot easier if we all worked on the same floor.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
29	Someday I hope to work my way up to first handle.	1.8571	0.15430	7	1	6	0
30	The jury will be delighted when we rest our case.	1.8571	0.40406	7	4	0	3
31	I haven't really been lifting.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
32	I hear they want hire one person to replace us.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
33	Next time we should go for the premium file-sharing service.	1.8571	0.26082	7	2	4	1
34	We also have to screw in a light bulb today.	1.8571	0.26082	7	2	4	1
35	Who knew file sharing could be this much fun?	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
36	Did you remember the iron?	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
37	If our seats are three across, we should be able to get some work done on the flight.	1.8571	0.15430	7	1	6	0
38	This is the biggest case in our firm's history.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
39	If anyone asks, we're here for the croquet tournament, okay?	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
40	If you stand on this side, we'll just look silly.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
41	You're not going to like the executive washroom either.	1.8571	0.26082	7	2	4	1
42	What's today's strategy, Three Musketeers or Three Stooges?	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
43	Here at Dooley, Daniels and Dunne, we take job-sharing very seriously.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
44	Just hold your end up and we'll do fine.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
45	I can't believe they're making us all wear the same suit!	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
46	I told you it wouldn't stop at carpooling...	1.8571	0.15430	7	1	6	0
47	Not now - I'm in the middle of a big case.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
48	Mr. Trump's comb.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
49	At the end of the day, you are either on our side or you're not.	1.8571	0.26082	7	2	4	1
50	Must you always speak in the third person?	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
51	I take it this is your first three-way?	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
52	Our coffee mug has three handles too.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
53	Can't believe TSA didn't blink	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
54	Actually, we never ask what's in it.	1.8571	0.34007	7	3	2	2
55	You've never been a pallbearer for a business plan? Don't worry--just follow my lead.	1.8333	0.40139	6	3	1	2
56	Everyone wants to get rid of the middle man.	1.8000	0.37417	5	2	2	1
57	I'll debrief you two later.	1.8000	0.29059	10	5	2	3
58	When the boss said he wanted three of us on the case I didn’t think this is what he had in mind.	1.7778	0.27778	9	4	3	2
59	We really should switch to legal size paper.	1.7778	0.27778	9	4	3	2
60	Thank God we all work in the same building.	1.7778	0.27778	9	4	3	2
61	If anyone asks, you packed your own suitcase.	1.7778	0.27778	9	4	3	2
62	...then the bartender asks, 'Why the long case?	1.7500	0.31339	8	4	2	2
63	I'm going to grab a coffee. I'll meet you at our chair.	1.7500	0.31339	8	4	2	2
64	Just do what I do.	1.7500	0.31339	8	4	2	2
65	I know you've got your eye on my job, Ted.	1.7500	0.31339	8	4	2	2
66	Remember, they have no evidence of collusion whatsoever.	1.7143	0.18443	7	2	5	0
67	Try to keep up.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
68	I would have expected you to be on the left.	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
69	The evidence in this case is overwhelming.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
70	I can tell you’re not really lifting.	1.7143	0.18443	7	2	5	0
71	Who's side are you on, Lewis?	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
72	The strategy is to draw this case out.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
73	They said to bring a body of evidence.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
74	Did you see the size of that lady's purse?	1.7143	0.18443	7	2	5	0
75	Look to the bright side: We get to use the security HOV lane!	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
76	I preferred it when we could just fire a guy.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
77	If we turn around, will you stop talking about Rosa Parks?	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
78	It's bad enough the company makes us share a room.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
79	Get off my case, Fred.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
80	You're right. He does fit.	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
81	Do you think our brief is too long?	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
82	You weren't kidding about a heavy caseload.	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
83	And most important of all, don't exit through the revolving doors!	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
84	One more mistake and you're off the case.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
85	Someday I hope to move to the first handle.	1.7143	0.18443	7	2	5	0
86	This is the worst case scenario.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
87	There's no way I could have taken this case on my own.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
88	Wait. If you're here... who's in the briefcase?	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
89	Here we bill by the foot.	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
90	What do you mean you forgot your combination number?!	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
91	Makes them feel better about our $2,000 per hour consulting fee.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
92	When they ask "Where's Waldo?", let me do the talking!	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
93	How do we get through the revolving door again?	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
94	I hate sax season.	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
95	My handle is redundant, isn't it?	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
96	As soon as no one's looking, we fill this baby with K-cups.	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
97	You know, I think I'm getting a handle on middle management.	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
98	Could you try to keep your Hi Ho's in time!	1.7143	0.18443	7	2	5	0
99	Why do they always want small unmarked bills?	1.7143	0.28571	7	3	3	1
100	I told you this litigation case was huge.	1.7143	0.35952	7	4	1	2
101	If this presentation goes well, I'm moving to front handle.	1.6667	0.16667	9	3	6	0
102	We all need to be on the same side this meeting, Kevin.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
103	All the pallbearing industry needed was a little professionalizing.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
104	I told you guys it was a big case	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
105	I look forward to the day when all of us can be on the same side of a case.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
106	Don't envy me. I had to perform despicable acts to move up to second handle.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
107	I like to call it a griefcase	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
108	We've got a handle on this.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
109	It's the biggest case of our careers.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
110	It was HIS request to be buried in a brief case.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
111	I don't see this merger working out long term.	1.6667	0.21082	6	2	4	0
112	These forms are still required in triplicate.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
113	Because we're a team, Bob, a single unified team.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
114	I'm a nervous wreck, all I hear is talk of them cutting out the middleman.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
115	Your resume says you're ambidextrous.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
116	Just wait 'til you see the bathrooms.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
117	Only one person can pull the trigger, you know.	1.6667	0.66667	3	2	0	1
118	I'm glad the judge granted our extension.	1.6667	0.21082	6	2	4	0
119	It's a good thing we all work on the same floor.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
120	We need a roadie!	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
121	This has nothing to do with Trump.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
122	I think it is going to be a long drawn out case	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
123	If this case gets any longer, we'll need to add another attorney.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
124	Did you use the "size of your briefcase" line again?	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
125	There's got to be a better way to do 'no-iron' pants.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
126	First it was three to a cubicle	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
127	Remember, say we forgot the key. I'm betting your ventriloquism will be a killer ice breaker.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
128	Longest brief I ever wrote.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
129	A closely-guarded iPhone 7 Plus prototype.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
130	When we get to security, remember to act natural.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
131	Straighten your tie, Tommy. It's causing people to stare at us.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
132	This is my first really big case--I'm glad you two agreed to help out.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
133	Do you think Barney will notice if I let go?	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
134	So, how exactly does brief case-pooling help the environment again?	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
135	it's nice that we all work on the same floor.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
136	Somehow, I never envisioned myself as part of a lawyer three pack from Costco.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
137	Ahem...we're a left-wing organization!	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
138	Could you please stop horsing around Milton and get on the right side. You're missing the whole point of the team building exercise.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
139	We're filing the long form.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
140	Isn't it ironic that they're still called briefs?	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
141	How long did you know Gumby?	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
142	I hope they don't eliminate the middle man."	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
143	God, I hate group projects!	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
144	Carpooling is one one thing, but this is ridiculous!	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
145	Yes getting hit by a steamroller is a terrible to die but think of all the money Stan is saving on pallbearers.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
146	Mr. Trump likes to keep his comb close at hand.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
147	These corporate bribes are really getting out of hand.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
148	Did you see that strange lady on the elevator?	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
149	I honestly thought that 'consolidating our workforce' meant getting laid off.	1.6667	0.21082	6	2	4	0
150	I found another briefcase pool that fits my schedule better. It's nothing personal.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
151	I needed a right hand man.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
152	I'm in middle management. And you?	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
153	Big case today.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
154	Try not to look suspicious	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
155	And I thought car pooling was inconvenient.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
156	Post-merger integration they said	1.6667	0.21082	6	2	4	0
157	I thought when the boss said "use bullets" -- he meant "bullet points"...	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
158	I'm getting really sick of this redistribution of wealth...	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
159	Johnson wanted to be buried in accounting.	1.6667	0.21082	6	2	4	0
160	People want to know, but they never ask.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
161	First we had to share a cubicle.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
162	You're sure they said actual boiler plate.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
163	You are always too far left for us.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
164	I hope to make First Handle in five years.	1.6667	0.40825	3	1	2	0
165	Maybe 'Three Suits and a Guitar' isn't catchy enough.	1.6667	0.21082	6	2	4	0
166	I call shotgun	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
167	Great foresight with the briefcase. I don't know how else we could've dealt with the groom's cold feet.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
168	I'm glad we were all able to get a handle on this case.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
169	This is the biggest case we've taken to court	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
170	It’s the only discreet way for hauling party-sized hoagies.	1.6667	0.66667	3	2	0	1
171	I'm getting tired of these class-action cases.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
172	Pool cues. What's your line?	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
173	Did you really think this would work as a carry-on?	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
174	I can assure you, this will not be brief.	1.6667	0.21082	6	2	4	0
175	One of these days, someone is bound to figure out we are playing croquet on the roof during lunch break.	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
176	And they all said that a three-company merger wouldn't work	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
177	It's good to see that they aren't trying to cut the middleman out of every transaction.	1.6667	0.66667	3	2	0	1
178	I really think Arthur Miller would appreciate our adaptation.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
179	It looks weird when you stand on that side	1.6667	0.33333	6	3	2	1
180	Just think of yourself as the rudder.	1.6667	0.42164	6	4	0	2
181	I told you we can handle this case.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
182	We'll show them what bureaucracy is.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
183	Do you think it's getting enough air?	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
184	Don't look at me, i'm just the middleman.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
185	Work hard and one day I guarantee you the center position.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
186	I told you it wouldn't fit in the overhead rack.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
187	I was a pall bearer on the Schecter account, too.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
188	Manager a trois?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
189	I heard they are the Sponge Bob briefs.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
190	It's a menage-a-brief.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
191	No, don't open with 'next stop, the East River.'	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
192	I know Bill's work was his life, but we should have used a casket.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
193	Three single briefcases weren't in the budget	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
194	She wouldn't stop staring! You think it was my new cuff links?	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
195	Trust me - this is how we landed the Costco account.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
196	It's like Uber for briefcases.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
197	You know, my mother always said I'd become an assassin.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
198	I've always said, 'legal brief' is an oxymoron.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
199	Good think we carpool.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
200	Think we'll be noticed?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
201	You're just not a team player, are you?	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
202	You gotta wonder who has the time to read these long briefs.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
203	Speak softly, but carry a big brief case.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
204	I don't think this file sharing service is worth the money.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
205	His last wishes were to be buried in paperwork.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
206	You are my right hand man on this deal.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
207	The judge keeps extending the case!	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
208	Leibowitz is losing his grip on this case.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
209	I didn't think this is what you meant by file sharing...	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
210	Are you from the steering committee?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
211	This meeting could go a little long.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
212	Yup, flat as a pancake.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
213	I misunderstood when the partners said they were giving us the same case.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
214	He wants a long, drawn-out case.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
215	It's a Mormon divorce.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
216	Bring your xylophone to work day	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
217	Yes, you go wide at corners.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
218	When we get in there, you guys drop your ends and I'll pretend it's really heavy.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
219	It'll be days before they realize George is missing.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
220	I really thought I was going to get the lead on this case.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
221	See that, she didn't even ask....	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
222	These audits are killing me.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
223	They did warn me it was going to be a long case.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
224	I'm starting to think that our holdings are too long.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
225	The lawyers of Tusk, Tusk, and Trunk were always easy to spot walking into the office.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
226	You right wingers are on the wrong side of this case	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
227	Next year we file the short tax form.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
228	.... I told you we would share this big case with you and I meant it...."	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
229	'Nice briefcase', she says... Pfft, NOTHING about this case is brief...	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
230	This is a long held secret.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
231	Remember when cases were brief?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
232	First time with a big case?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
233	I thought you had the combination.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
234	Get a grip, Ripley, we want to present a unified case.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
235	I put in two years with the third handle.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
236	You seem out of step with our corporate culture.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
237	I still wish we could afford an editor.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
238	We need a smaller laptop	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
239	What else are you going to do with a dead business model?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
240	Just wait until the NRA sees this one!	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
241	You'll never move up a handle with an attitude like that.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
242	It's not the size of the briefcase that matters . . . it's how many people it takes to carry it.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
243	What do you mean you want to cut out the middleman?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
244	I still say we should not have brought the long form!	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
245	Middle management is harder than it looks.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
246	This time, let me do the reveal. You and Frank try and act surprised.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
247	It''s expected to be a long trial.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
248	I just crop dusted the entire elevator.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
249	Cut it out, Johnson. Brakemen don't steer.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
250	It's no longer called a brief case .	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
251	Polygamy case.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
252	Holding up your end is how you get to be a middle man.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
253	Good idea not bringing the 4th guy, we'd have looked pretty silly.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
254	Even with the three of us flying together, I don't think this will qualify as "carry-on" luggage.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
255	I worry that I'll never move beyond middle management.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
256	Let's just hope that the publishing world is ready for "Flat Stanley Grows Up."	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
257	Well that was the longest divorce we’ve ever settled.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
258	No reason to be nervous - the other pallbearers will love our presentation.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
259	I think the benefits of file sharing were grossly exaggerated.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
260	Will it fit in the overhead compartment?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
261	So this is socialism huh?	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
262	It's gonna be a long meeting.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
263	Even split three ways, this is a very big case.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
264	Stop worrying. It'll be hours before blood is found in his office.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
265	Finally, we've all gotten a handle on this case!	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
266	Of course I'm worried. People always want to cut out the middleman.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
267	It's how Frank always wanted to go.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
268	You're on the wrong side of the case.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
269	Maybe we've taken this sharing economy thing too far?	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
270	Sharing files was easier at my last job.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
271	Do you think she noticed?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
272	She was totally checking me out.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
273	Don't blame me. I'm just the middleman.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
274	You hear those downsizing rumors?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
275	How did I get in the middle of this?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
276	Carry-on can be a problem	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
277	Whose turn to take it home?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
278	This new teamwork initiative has gone to far.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
279	Willy said he wanted to be buried in his sample case.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
280	Chill. There is no "I" in attache case.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
281	Trust me - if accounting knows we have a 6-foot sub we'll never get rid of them	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
282	This is the last time we use a bazooka for an indoor hit.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
283	Don't worry, this'll be an open and shut, open and shut, open and shut case.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
284	Right handedness means nothing in this business	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
285	This time, you have got to hold up your end.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
286	Nobody will suspect we have hotel towels in here.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
287	I think they've taken the whole "team building" thing too far this time.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
288	Next time, we buy one with wheels.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
289	On this case you're co-co-counsel.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
290	What it lacks in convenience it makes up for in really long subway sandwiches.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
291	We always work as a team here.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
292	I said to bring everything just in case... NOT in just ONE case!	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
293	If anyone asks, just say it's a long story.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
294	The sharing economy has officially gone too far.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
295	Tell Mr Trump his prosthesis body part has arrived.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
296	This case has gone on too long.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
297	Can a team be too tight?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
298	He says 'coming about', you shift to the starboard side.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
299	Next we change the light bulb.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
300	So how did you know Slim?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
301	'Can't wait to try out the new wallet sharing app !	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
302	Big case, huh?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
303	I'm having second thoughts about the sharing economy.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
304	Did you have to tell her we carry our 'briefs' in here?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
305	Stop looking so conspicuous.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
306	What a merger!	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
307	'Nice suit, I like your briefcase.' Of course she was talking to me.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
308	This firm is different — we find three men to do the work of one.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
309	Is this your first big case?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
310	If they hire one of us, they have to hire all of us.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
311	We graduated from Trump University.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
312	Are you sure this is what they meant by triplicate?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
313	Just saying...they carried this team-building thing too far.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
314	If we can just get past the xylophone detector, we'll be home free.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
315	It looked a lot cooler on the Sky Mall website.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
316	As long as we're outside the suitcase, I figure we must be doing something right.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
317	We forgot the myrrh.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
318	Instead of all the fine print, we've started using longer paper.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
319	This won't fit under the seat.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
320	Act natural.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
321	On the other hand, our billable hours have tripled.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
322	Can we stop calling ourselves as the Human Centipede of tax law?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
323	First big case?	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
324	Yeah well being in the middle there's not much glamour either.	1.6000	0.40000	5	3	1	1
325	It's the biggest case I've handled.	1.6000	0.24495	5	2	3	0
326	Just hope the doorman doesn't remember we were booked as a quartet!	1.5714	0.29738	7	4	2	1
327	They can't outsource this overseas.	1.5714	0.29738	7	4	2	1
328	That was great, we had her boxed in perfectly. Next time it's your turn to fart.	1.5714	0.29738	7	4	2	1
329	I didn't expect owning a medical marijuana dispensary together would create these money problems.	1.5714	0.36886	7	5	0	2
330	Well, you're taking the middle seat in the plane.	1.5714	0.29738	7	4	2	1
331	Yeah, but just wait until you see the new legal pads!	1.5714	0.29738	7	4	2	1
332	There is no Y in TEAMWORK.	1.5714	0.29738	7	4	2	1
333	What do you mean 'Do I even lift?'	1.5714	0.36886	7	5	0	2
334	You should see my business cards.	1.5714	0.20203	7	3	4	0
335	The boss wanted it on illegal size paper.	1.5714	0.20203	7	3	4	0
336	You two take the credit. I'm just the middleman.	1.5714	0.29738	7	4	2	1
337	Get ready for a lengthy presentation.	1.5714	0.29738	7	4	2	1
338	Remember when machine guns used to fit inside violin cases?	1.5556	0.29397	9	6	1	2
339	Your turn in front will come when we walk back.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
340	Remind me to demand the other side pays for copying costs.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
341	For our next gig, let's get three harmonicas.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
342	"Next time, we should think about the practical implications of a merger".	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
343	Are we going to have to wear matching suits every day?	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
344	Look. We're paid to stretch things out.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
345	I'm the middleman.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
346	So, tomorrow am I driving?	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
347	Three is a corporation.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
348	And it triples our billable hours.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
349	Long story...	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
350	New top secret weapon: Death by Powerpoint	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
351	"I see you have chosen to oppose us on this case".	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
352	Run over. By a steam roller. Easiest pallbearer gig I've ever had.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
353	Do you think they'll suspect anything?	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
354	First time pallbearing for roadkill?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
355	It's a union job.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
356	Alright, How would YOU pack a snake collection?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
357	Think they'll figure out we are not a string quartet any more?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
358	Those High-Occupancy-Briefcase-Only express elevators sure make the hassle worthwhile.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
359	This is not what I meant by file sharing.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
360	Simple. Rifles.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
361	So, for lunch—the five-foot hoagie, and we’ll sit on the sofa?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
362	I don't mind having to sharing a cubicle but ....	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
363	I think it's time to re-think interlocking directorates.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
364	This merger has gone too far guys.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
365	What can I say? This 'sharing economy' thing has really taken off.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
366	I just have a feeling that the Convention isn't ready for a pop-up casket.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
367	Don't believe anyone who calls them legal briefs.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
368	Don't you think this Shared Economy thing has gone too far?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
369	This case could be a long one.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
370	When I said three's company, I didn't mean literally	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
371	Who says laptops have to keep getting smaller?	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
372	How do you screw up "three briefcases stuffed with cash?"	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
373	It's all about collaboration now, Fletcher.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
374	I'm not sure it's worth it just to be able to ride the express elevator.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
375	Remember, act like we're not ready to buy!	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
376	We should all be on the same side.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
377	It'll be noticed if you're not carrying your weight around here.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
378	This is the result of the emphasis placed on sharing in elementary school.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
379	Yes, the carpooling made sense, but we're now carrying it too far....	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
380	He was a musician.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
381	This merger hasn't gone quite as I expected...	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
382	Yes, the iPhone 33S requires 3 people to carry it, but it fits so many apps on one screen!	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
383	Couldn't we just use Dropbox like everybody else?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
384	Five dollar footlong.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
385	Nothing about this case is brief.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
386	I've never been a pallbearer at a corporate funeral before.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
387	Being run over has its advantages.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
388	Keep it together, man! Remember, we last saw Mr. Benning yesterday afternoon and he seemed fine.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
389	I beginning to have doubts.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
390	Did you remember the showgirl and the saw?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
391	I hate these long, drawn-out arguments.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
392	Worst three-way ever.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
393	Do I know you?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
394	..and after our first year with the firm, we will each get our own briefcase.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
395	If they make any references to small hands, we unpack the big one.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
396	Why do they always send us righties?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
397	Just try to act like this is completely normal.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
398	Are you sure they won't miss him at our next meeting?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
399	I could never afford Prada on my own.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
400	Just be glad he was so thin	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
401	Perhaps we should have stopped at carpooling?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
402	Holy Scalia! Class action lawsuits are back!	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
403	We used to play with Hendrix.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
404	Something tells me our project is DOA.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
405	In five years, I'm gonna be the guy holding the front handle.	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
406	He opted for the "bury yourself in work" casket	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
407	Ralph, why can't you side with us on this case?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
408	No- the worst part about downsizing is we only have one pen.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
409	I heard it's the new EZ form.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
410	Any other sword swallowers here for the tryouts?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
411	Don't go all "Rosa Parks" on us Lester. It's strictly a coincidence.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
412	'Don't worry. At the end of this meeting, there will only be two of us.'	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
413	You're just not middle management material.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
414	This is why we call it "a Board Meeting."	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
415	One piece of advice on your first day... watch the corners.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
416	We'd take up less space if you used your left hand.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
417	We're bringing the sharing economy to the workplace.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
418	We'll claim it as one carry-on.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
419	First time using Uber?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
420	I'd like to go back to just carpooling.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
421	First day at pallbearer school?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
422	It gets us in the cafeteria HOV line.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
423	It now takes three of us to carry Mr. Trump’s ego.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
424	Can I use the pen this time?	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
425	That restaurant had a strange way of packaging Fred's to-go salad, huh?	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
426	Congratulations on making partner.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
427	Who does your nails?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
428	FORGET about trying to cut out the middle man!	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
429	We handel all our cases this way.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
430	Should we really be calling this a 'brief'case?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
431	Because extra-legal activity requires extra-legal size paper.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
432	This laps-top is designed to encourage teamwork.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
433	Do you really need the middleman?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
434	OK, next time you can have Shotgun.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
435	You're definitely on the wrong side of this case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
436	For the NSA briefs we use extralegal paper.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
437	Threesome. Threeway. Three's Company. What else did we hear today?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
438	The preferred term is 'middle person'.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
439	I think we may have taken this partnership thing a little too far.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
440	Think he knows how to steer this thing?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
441	I designed it to carry spreadsheets.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
442	This looks like it's going to be a long drawn-out case.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
443	I never thought I'd be an attorney for the Pallbearer's Union?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
444	The boss's new 72-inch laptop.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
445	You know, I could just let go.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
446	Want to share a cab?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
447	Technically, I would call it our long case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
448	I'm just happy we're not sharing a brain.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
449	This may be the biggest presentation of my career....	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
450	He wanted to die the way he lived.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
451	Brief (?) case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
452	OK guys, I totally get carpools, but how is this supposed to help the environment?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
453	After we slam the briefcase on his desk ...	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
454	I really hope this is the last of the long forms.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
455	This is absolutely my biggest case so far!	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
456	I've never been comfortable with the way we get rid of nosy interns.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
457	The partners didn't think I could handle this case by myself	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
458	The significant savings is in office space	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
459	Why yes, I have been doing extra squats.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
460	Negotiations will be short once they see it's written in stone.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
461	By the time they notice the party sub is missing, we'll be long gone.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
462	This performance is for the Trilateral Commission.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
463	I know it's not full of cash, but she doesn't.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
464	Don't you think they're carrying this "TEAM Work" thing a tad too far?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
465	Do you think the editor will say our paper is too long?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
466	Like I told you, this is the biggest case the firm has ever handled.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
467	Who said they were briefs?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
468	I don't know. I'm just the middle man.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
469	Mergers and acquisitions.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
470	This is the latest in tablets - designed by advertisers.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
471	I miss being a Pallbearer but prefer working indoors.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
472	It's an all hands meeting	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
473	Are you feeling the Bern?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
474	When you said threesome this isn’t what I had in mind.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
475	This must be the longest report they've ever put together.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
476	Yes, the case has been extended.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
477	His wife wanted it this way. She said to keep the embellishments on the coffin as brief as possible.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
478	Always the middleman.	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
479	Yeah, full of layoff notices, but one handle is fake so that none of us can know for sure who delivered them to HR.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
480	If anyone asks, this is a contrabassoon.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
481	Let's just hope they also don’t know what a Bassoon Trio really is.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
482	When we go through security, I'll do the talking.	1.5000	0.15076	12	6	6	0
483	They're so big, it's a shame to call them briefs.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
484	Don't you think the sharing economy has gone a bit too far?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
485	This is not exactly what I meant when I said we should handle this together.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
486	I 'm tired of team building.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
487	Does our briefcase make my ass look big?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
488	Did you remember to pack our tooth brush?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
489	I agree, it is less suspicious than one assassin carrying a gun case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
490	The client asked to see our experience with horizontal integration.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
491	I think we lost because we haven't mastered brief writing.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
492	That's what I thought, too.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
493	Its a big case, that's why we need three lawyers on it!	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
494	I hope you put your name on your lunch.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
495	How long have you been working for the Department of Redundancy Department?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
496	No. You're in the back because we're left-handed.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
497	How are you liking the left side? I was thinking of switching.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
498	First no office walls, then bring-your-own coffee, now this.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
499	It's sort of an eco thing, uses the whole alligator	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
500	Corporate thinks our jobs are redundant.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
501	I will not tolerate another threesome joke... lady	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
502	I think they will ask us to drop the case.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
503	One day you'll understand what it feels like to have to train your own replacements.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
504	This carpool elevator is greatly enhancing my commute.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
505	First cubicles and now this.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
506	We may have taken the "speak softly and carry a big stick," metaphor a bit too literally.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
507	It's a big case.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
508	I"m so relieved we're TSA Three-Check?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
509	You know what they say about small hands... a big package.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
510	Next time, I get to push the elevator button.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
511	No, it's the 31st. Your turn starts tomorrow.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
512	Act nonchalant.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
513	I wonder if I'll always be stuck in middle management.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
514	Why do women all react that way when I tell them we are professional pall bearers?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
515	These corporate mergers can be awkward.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
516	Never heard of a three-man flute.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
517	You know I was in the middle seat on the flight too.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
518	Just to be clear, the 'long form' was not my idea.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
519	I wasn't expecting a long, drawn out case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
520	So is that supposed to pique my curiosity, or is it supposed to make you seem interesting?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
521	This time, gentlemen, we got the whole enchilada.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
522	This has to be the worst team building exercise ever	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
523	Well, I guess I did write 'works well on teams.'	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
524	The Boss wanted to be buried this way.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
525	As an accountant I shouldn’t say this, but the 1040 long form is getting to be ridiculous.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
526	It may be the company briefcase, but I occupy the central position.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
527	I understand carpooling and sharing rooms, but this is absurd.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
528	Do we really have to disclose how many people it takes to change these fluorescent bulbs?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
529	In retrospect, I don't think I fully understood what "making partner" entailed.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
530	Next week our secretaries carry in their ironing board	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
531	His last wish was to be shredded.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
532	When we get to the airport, let me do the talking.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
533	Thanks for helping. I've just always wanted to try one of those big subs.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
534	You don't seem to be on our side.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
535	Welcome aboard! The company says all of this promotes teamwork, but revolving doors are still a real hot button issue with HR.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
536	These pallbearer conventions are the worst.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
537	Assistant VP, deceased fluorescents. And you?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
538	I get the carpooling, but remind me how this is better for the environment again?	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
539	This is nothing. You want to be in on my three man toilet invention?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
540	I feel like we all have a handle on this case.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
541	I hope the sub isn't too soggy from the mayo.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
542	I'm beginning to resent these long, drawn-out cases.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
543	Don't tell me you forgot Exhibit Z-45392 Sub-Part 204.70000 again.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
544	I think she thought you looked pretty weird.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
545	Security only spot-checks, so just act natural.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
546	We can handle this case together.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
547	Downsize THIS.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
548	Taxis, revolving doors -- they're all bad for mergers.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
549	Next time, let's demonstrate teamwork on the cloud.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
550	He wasn't joking when he said "I'm building a case".	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
551	Beta testing the iPhone 8	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
552	Yep, I'm the middle man.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
553	I guess we can't keep calling this a 'BRIEF' case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
554	I think the report stretches the truth a bit much myself. We were one small fib away from not fitting in the elevator.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
555	Hansen has the ball, and Shortz has the paddles!	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
556	Sorry you have to deal with my baggage.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
557	Ok , technically yes, this could be a threesome.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
558	Try to be inconspicuous.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
559	What do you want to bet its not the bonuses?	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
560	You're just third handle, so try to keep a lid on it when we get in there.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
561	Want to case-pool next week too?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
562	Yes, there is no I in team but there is in briefcase and I want my own.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
563	Geez! Clemenza didn't need a machine gun case this big.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
564	It's a joint-custody case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
565	'Buy three suits, get a briefcase' sounded good at the store.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
566	Geez, Talk About a Merger...	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
567	Do you remember the procedure for when I need to switch hands?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
568	We're really a team now.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
569	It's more of an attaché case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
570	I miss moving bodies for disorganized crime.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
571	Work hard and one day you'll get to the middle.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
572	Hey stop complaining. I NEVER get the window or the aisle seat.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
573	Fine. Next week, YOU'RE the middleman.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
574	On April 15 I use the long form.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
575	You're sure this doesn't look suspicious?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
576	At least they finally moved our offices to be on the same floor.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
577	I hear you can pay extra during peak hours to ride solo	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
578	Tuesday is red tie day, Bob.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
579	I guess you could say it's a big deal.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
580	Remember, this is my lunch.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
581	For the record, I hate our new business cards.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
582	I'm pretty sure the boss didn't mean this when he ordered the expansion of our portfolio.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
583	This is the longest case we've ever worked on.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
584	Why was she staring at us?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
585	It's a partial list of next years African American Oscar nominees.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
586	You're right. The HOV elevator is faster.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
587	Why shouldn't it be you at the back of the briefcase?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
588	I hear their trying to eliminate the middle man	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
589	Congrats, guys. We are now too big to fail.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
590	It's a long story.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
591	I think it's time that we learn PowerPoint.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
592	You see value in middlemen, right?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
593	If I told you, I'd have to shoot you.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
594	I lead but I also follow.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
595	I thought I'd get in some ironing during the meeting.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
596	It's a concealed weapon.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
597	You're not pulling your weight around here.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
598	It's a case, but it's not a brief case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
599	I still have problems with the common bedroom.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
600	Wait till you see what the team building experts have done with the toilets.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
601	You could say we're joined at the briefs	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
602	The client insists on teamwork	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
603	This merger has gone too far.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
604	The conjoined bovine triplets were as inseparable in death as they were in life.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
605	How about we take up ping pong instead?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
606	If everybody takes their cues from me, we should be able to run the table.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
607	Do you think the matching suits are too much?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
608	This is the big one. We all need to be on the same side.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
609	If we're going to handle this case properly, we all need to be on the same side!	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
610	"If the case is brief, there's no relief." Johnny Cochran taught me that.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
611	Go left.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
612	Wait until you see the new urinals.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
613	I feel like a pall bearer for a really bad big idea.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
614	Threesome at my place?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
615	No matter what case we're working on, you always have to take the other side, don't you.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
616	This is gonna be one hell of a divorce case!	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
617	It's hush-hush, but supposedly he died from an eating disorder.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
618	He was great before the promotion, but now he won'the even look me in the eye.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
619	Remember, speak softly.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
620	This is the longest presentation we've ever done.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
621	Whose passport will we use at TSA?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
622	We let go on three	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
623	You can't stay on that side in the bathroom.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
624	I'll tell you what's in here; it's a long story.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
625	Do you think the humans noticed our briefcase was a bit off?	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
626	Remember. We can't look like pool hustlers.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
627	No one said I'd be apprenticing as a hit man	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
628	And then the bartender asked us, 'Why the long case?'	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
629	You know, we were all supposed to get the same haircut too.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
630	It's a much lighter load when the N.S.A., C.I.A. and F.B.I. work together.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
631	Long-term projections?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
632	And you thought this would be a brief case?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
633	Yes, I realize I should have checked the paper settings on the printer.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
634	Well, it's not exactly a brief case.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
635	And what did you think job sharing meant?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
636	So, you're on the other side of the case now.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
637	Yes, it was Tinker to Evers to Chance.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
638	Just think how "Handled my firm's largest cases" will look on your resume.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
639	No one knows what's in this box.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
640	Every merger has its inconveniences.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
641	It's a bargain compared to the briefcase for two.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
642	Fred and I feel you're not carrying your share of the load.	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
643	Look. Some briefs are long. Don't worry about it.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
644	At this rate, the project for next month will be that big that we won't be able to enter in the elevator	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
645	How much more can we merge?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
646	I thought we each had our own when we got on the elevator.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
647	Sorry Chad, we're looking for a man with slightly longer arms.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
648	I can't wait until we can stop using the long forms.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
649	We have to find someone to come up with a 'brief' case.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
650	Are we all going to the same meeting?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
651	I hate it when people walk illegally in the briefcasepooling lane.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
652	I used to be a fan of job-sharing.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
653	I really appreciate you for being a pallbearer for my portfolio.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
654	Just follow us.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
655	Look important and nobody will know that we are delivering a 3 foot sub to the boss.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
656	Okay, this is good. We all have a handle on it now.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
657	It looks like I'm helping right? That's the trick to being a middle man.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
658	Do you know who killed this project?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
659	We need to make a pit stop.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
660	Next time, learn to play the flute!	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
661	I love our carpool. I guess I just need more "me" time.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
662	It's not brief, is it?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
663	Is this your first luggage company merger?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
664	Share an office? Why?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
665	When we asked if you were a lefty, we weren't referring to your politics.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
666	Who are you working for?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
667	"Yell loudly and carry a big briefcase" - Donald Trump	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
668	Nothing brief about this case.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
669	All through law school I dreamed about my first Big Case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
670	This may prove cumbersome near the urinal.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
671	I think we all have a handle on this now.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
672	What if only one of us gets the job	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
673	The investors will love this.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
674	I had a feeling mandatory carpooling was a slippery slope.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
675	Now if we can just get out of the lobby we're snowboarding by lunchtime.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
676	Must we take it so literally when a project is killed?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
677	Remember at the corners you and Johnson walk clockwise.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
678	I thought you said this was a BRIEF case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
679	This isn't about taking sides.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
680	Remember the good old days when the Gun would fit in A violin case	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
681	Accounting insisted we file the long form this year.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
682	It's gonna be a long trial	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
683	It was a very long brief	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
684	Judge Richards prefers briefs on 8" by 50" papyrus.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
685	Hilary asked for her longform birth certificate - you know, just in case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
686	That steamroller sure made pall bearing easier!	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
687	There's also a 'boxer' model.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
688	Don't you feel the synergy?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
689	This isn't the threesome I had in mind.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
690	Have you guys heard any more about the downsizing?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
691	I know it's a long shot but................................	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
692	I can't keep getting in-between you guys.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
693	but we have separate rooms	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
694	How else to let her know that the deal is DOA.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
695	Time to admit this is the worst case scenario.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
696	The flute paid the piper. This is his casket.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
697	It's not a briefcase — it's a lengthy case.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
698	When I die, I'm leaving my handle to you.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
699	This is NOT what I thought he meant when he said he needed his three best litigators to carry an important case for him.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
700	It is part of the company's new job share program.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
701	We're filing a long brief.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
702	Time for a 'Diplomatic Selfie'!	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
703	You've always chosen the wrong side, Albertson.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
704	This your first really big case?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
705	I suppose this has as good a chance as any of distracting from the leg shackles.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
706	I guess this is okay, but did we have to share that stall?	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
707	Thanks for your help, this is a really big case for me.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
708	If you ask me, this is a conspicuously large payoff.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
709	That's an extremely slow elevator.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
710	Not so bad being a pall-bearer for an anorexic.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
711	We use it as a battering ram to break down barriers to white men.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
712	You're a righty?!	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
713	I'm middle management.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
714	Light as a feather...stiff as a board.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
715	I'm worried there's been talk of cutting out the middleman	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
716	Let's not take this diversity stuff too far, Jenkins.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
717	Just wait until you see the restroom.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
718	No case too big	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
719	We all have to be on the same side on this one, Fred.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
720	I love explaining that I can't stay late because I'm case-pooling.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
721	I told her it was the gun legislation.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
722	You needn't mention the steamroller.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
723	Do you think they suspect we're cutting out early to go surfing?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
724	There are only two muskets in here. You still have to complete your training.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
725	Remember: Let's be brief.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
726	You know the judge is going to throw this case out.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
727	Don't blame me for deal falling through... I'm just the middleman.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
728	Look, it took Jenkins here, thirty years to get to the front of the bus.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
729	I just don’t think it says “Mad Men” to our clients.	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
730	It's never too lively at the Pallbearer's Convention	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
731	I told you this is the perfect way to steal an ironing board from a hotel.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
732	Is all the money suppose to be in this?	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
733	I thought mergers were supposed to eliminate redundancy.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
734	Well , we need a case this size . It's a Trumpet .	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
735	I don't think anyone will know we have a keyboard in here.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
736	These team building exercises are getting cumbersome.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
737	Just be grateful they removed the handcuffs.	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
738	In case you were wondering, you're in the back because you are the new guy.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
739	It's the terms AND the conditions	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
740	Trust me. They do this at Google.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
741	The boss wants everything in triplicate!	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
742	As a cost saving measure, we're now considered one full-time employee.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
743	I hate mergers!	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
744	Just follow our lead.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
745	It's a new type of paper called Super-legal.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
746	Today's seminar will be about the limitations of the sharing economy.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
747	" Now, look straight and walk like we belong here".	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
748	Will you please stop humming "We Shall Overcome"	1.5000	0.50000	4	3	0	1
749	The size of laptops is getting out of hand.	1.4444	0.17568	9	5	4	0
750	You're the one that wanted to be a partner.	1.4444	0.17568	9	5	4	0
751	Your first time filing a 1040 long form?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
752	We should have drawn the line at ride sharing.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
753	Be discreet.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
754	If he'd file his taxes online we wouldn't have to haul around this long form.	1.4286	0.17271	14	9	4	1
755	We carpool, we merged briefcases and you're still not sharing your feelings. Damn it Fred, let me in.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
756	4 on one briefcase?!? That's absurd.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
757	At the end, no one expected so much weight loss from Mrs. Reagan.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
758	What makes you think anyone would sit through a presentation of FOLDING yardsticks?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
759	We should have filed the short form.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
760	We need to start making these legal briefs a little, uh... briefer.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
761	Well, our body of evidence is authentic.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
762	These mergers are becoming a little excessive.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
763	Next time, I call shotgun.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
764	I told you panoramic selfies wouldn't fly.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
765	If you ask me, Uber's briefcase sharing service leaves a lot to be desired.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
766	How will we know when briefcasepooling has gone viral?	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
767	Personally, I think doing everything in triplicate is a waste.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
768	Bloody team-building exercises.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
769	Are we shareholders now?	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
770	Hands off unless you have a license to carry.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
771	I think its past time we dissolve our joint venture.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
772	This won't be brief.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
773	I still miss the bobsled.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
774	Relax ! It's a lot better than a body bag.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
775	Someday you'll be Handle One.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
776	Quit complaining. The hips are always the heaviest.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
777	We're in it for the long haul.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
778	There's talk of merger.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
779	Well, that was easy. I imagine the restroom will be a little tougher.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
780	I hope this huuuge case distracted her from noticing our small hands.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
781	This’ll make it easier to massage the numbers.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
782	Larry did you forget to poke holes?	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
783	Let's wait until after the service to see what happened to the other pallbearers.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
784	Just think of how long it took us to get a handle on this.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
785	Be prepared. The middle man is about to leave.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
786	This isn't what I thought the boss meant when he said this was a three-man case	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
787	Whose turn was it to bring lunch today?	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
788	I'm not sure this is what they meant by 'spreadsheet.'	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
789	This is so awesome. No one has any clue we're going golfing.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
790	They only allow one carry-on.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
791	Don't you realize how strange you look when you walk on that side?	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
792	Just follow his lead and try to keep up.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
793	Yeah, he was run over by a steam roller.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
794	Get a grip..	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
795	It's time you both pull your own weights.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
796	This is the only threesome us charted accoutants will ever get.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
797	I'm used to smaller caseloads.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
798	Bet you didn't think carrying around a keyboard in suits can make you popular with the ladies.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
799	I wish he'd drawn our hands bigger.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
800	Remember when bassoonists carried their own instruments?	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
801	"I still don't know how my transfer is going to work".	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
802	It's all about sharing the workload.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
803	File sharing	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
804	I hope your briefs aren't touching mine....	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
805	What ? Got a problem with middle management ??	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
806	The judge is right, you've got to shorten the length of your briefs	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
807	HR is trying out a few new ideas around the shared work space concept.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
808	Is this supposed to have all the money?	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
809	I see you finally grasp the sharing economy, Jim.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
810	Small hands!	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
811	It feels wrong calling it a briefcase.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
812	Yes Mel, "The Will" mentions a preference for Southpaw pallbearers	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
813	I'm firing our efficiency expert.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
814	At least we don't need the training wheels anymore.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
815	Taking collaborative work home sucks!	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
816	I know the boss wants synergy, but come on...	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
817	The firm does not look favorably on rebellious, nonconformity such as you're showing right now.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
818	Thanks for the help, it's a really big case.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
819	We started out just sharing a cubicle.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
820	It's a masseuse table, now get over it!	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
821	Being your own man? Overrated.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
822	The judge said it would be a long case.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
823	I don't care what the boss says, this Three Man Briefcase is a ridiculous idea!!!	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
824	You forgot the missile launch codes ??!! Uh oh. Me too.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
825	I think the merger is going well.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
826	This time, I'll be Larry, he'll be Moe, and you can be Curly.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
827	I appreciate Big Data, I'm just not sure how to carry it.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
828	I think we should have left it at car pooling.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
829	You've really lightened our caseload.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
830	Throughout the entire service I kept wondering how they got him into a briefcase	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
831	With all this 'collaboration' I don't know how to get ahead anymore.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
832	Ever handled a case this big?	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
833	Nuclear codes, no, this is the president's basketball bracket.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
834	It is a rather lengthy brief.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
835	I still think this looks more suspicious.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
836	Not surprising that her husband was buried in a piano.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
837	He was short and very slender.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
838	So just who selected the super-ultra-mega legal size paper anyway?	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
839	This is the weirdest themed funeral.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
840	Play your cards right kid and this handle could be yours in a few years.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
841	Some aspects of this corporate merger are silly.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
842	Keep working hard, Jacobs, and someday you'll move up to second handle.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
843	I carry you two.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
844	Long brief.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
845	I was just made partner.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
846	I dread the day they get rid of the middle man.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
847	My last case was even longer.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
848	We should have stopped at ride-sharing.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
849	And who was the brainiac who kept insisting that the concept just needed a little massaging?	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
850	Again!?!	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
851	We need a briefer case!	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
852	Play your cards right, you'll be standing on this side in two, three weeks.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
853	When we get inside, let me do a third of the talking.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
854	I don't think esprit de corpse was what they had in mind.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
855	Don't worry, our presentation is too big to fail.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
856	I wish we were drawn with bigger hands.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
857	The case was tricky, but the whole firm had a handle on it.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
858	Dude, relax. I'm sure no one thinks this is a body..	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
859	I hope they don't cut out the middle man.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
860	I think this job sharing thing has gotten out of hand.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
861	That was quite a merger.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
862	So how does this work with carry-on?	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
863	I found it at Costco.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
864	I wonder if she thinks we're compensating.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
865	This High Occupancy Briefcase elevator is a great idea.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
866	Hopefully they won't smell the dead body	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
867	when "When we hit the men's room , who's letting go first?	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
868	I told you it wouldn't stop at sharing an office.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
869	Next time I want to lead	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
870	I'm tired of being the middleman.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
871	Well, it's certainly not a brief case...	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
872	This is my first snake charmers convention.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
873	I wish mother wouldn't pack our lunches together.	1.4000	0.16330	10	6	4	0
874	He lived and died at the office, makes sense to bury him here, too.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
875	The key to a successful robbery is to act normal.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
876	It's the sharing economy, stupid.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
877	As you can see with our new patented Casket Compression Technology™ pallbearing becomes a breeze.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
878	What is this, job sharing or power sharing or a three-way?	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
879	You may have Tom fooled but you and I both know you're not carrying your weight.	1.3750	0.18298	8	5	3	0
880	I think today's the day I get promoted to front handle.	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
881	First time as an Executive Pallbearer?	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
882	Whoever called this a brief case never had to carry it.	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
883	Wait till you see our men's room.	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
884	I'm a team player, but I'd still prefer separate office chairs.	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
885	A shared data plan takes a little getting used to....	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
886	How about, "I know that the boss said that we should team up on the next case, but this is really cramping my style with Joan"	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
887	I don't know anyone who likes these new legal size documents.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
888	I wish they'd finally do away with the extra long form.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
889	Why do you think we were called into this redundancy meeting?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
890	Welcome to the mergers and acquisition team!	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
891	I wish the firm's password were shorter.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
892	Are you saying it smells funny ha ha or funny peculiar?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
893	Does she realize this is all of her paperwork?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
894	I hope they like snakes.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
895	At least we can take the HOV elevator now.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
896	I don't care if he fires me, next time he can clean his own damn giraffe.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
897	I get front on the way back.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
898	Do you guys think we've been carpooling too long?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
899	His testament clear stated: bury me at the office	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
900	I hate going to long meetings.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
901	I don’t care if you have a blister. Get over here. We look stupid.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
902	Next time, let's take the stairs.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
903	I've heard that the folding corporate ladder we're carrying only goes one floor.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
904	"Do you think they will think we are "TEAM PLAYERS" now?	1.3333	0.23570	9	7	1	1
905	My shrink said to lose the excess baggage.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
906	This is the last group project for me.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
907	It's our biggest case yet. Our only worry is the courtroom door.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
908	Think they'll suspect collusion?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
909	Oh, good--now we can get in the HOV hallway.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
910	Whose side of the briefcase are you on, anyway?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
911	How I miss having hundred dollar bills...	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
912	You're the one who complained about your caseload.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
913	This case is not-so-brief.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
914	Separate, yes; but equal	1.3333	0.16667	9	6	3	0
915	These nuclear launch codes keep getting longer and longer.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
916	Remember, it is just a big violin.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
917	Say what you will about the merger Bill, it is expected to promote synergy.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
918	Yes. Literally, steamrolled. (ED:Please italicize "Literally"-can't do on my computer)	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
919	I don't think Donald is holding up his end.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
920	Tuesdays and Thursdays I get to use my left hand.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
921	Flip charts have saved our company a bundle in marketing.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
922	I get that your trombone broke. But do we really have to carry it like we are pallbearers?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
923	Harvey, people who get ahead around here, find their way to the right side of the briefcase.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
924	Told you he'd fit if we chopped him up.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
925	You'll never make partner like that, Jenkins.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
926	It's quite an honor to carry Mr. Trump's briefcase.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
927	She asked for a three-way.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
928	You;ll get your own briefcase when you get your own key to the men's room.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
929	I hate these long briefs	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
930	Turns out not to be a brief case this time.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
931	I use to lose my briefcase all the time until I hired you guys.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
932	This is nothing! You should have seen all of the evidence he presented at his last trail.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
933	I have to go to the bathroom.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
934	I hope you have your concealed carry permit with you.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
935	Whose house tonight?	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
936	Team building sucks.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
937	Next year they'll let us start carrying our own briefcase.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
938	My grandmother had a lot of silverware sets.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
939	Whose side on you on?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
940	Ha, you got the heavy end.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
941	That went well, don't we think?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
942	I told you the boss had big plans for us.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
943	Remember, we're all taking equal credit	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
944	We felt a violin case was too Godfather.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
945	You may have guessed already. It's the plans for Trump's Mexican wall.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
946	The trickiest part is reversing into elevators.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
947	I think an electronic shared folder would be more effective.	1.3000	0.15275	10	7	3	0
948	Are we all on the same page?	1.3000	0.15275	10	7	3	0
949	He brought in his personal water board from home.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
950	It comes in handy when 48-inch subs go on sale.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
951	The prosecution keeps saying we're all connected by this case.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
952	It's just like a merger.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
953	How long have you been carrying for Uber Briefcase?	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
954	So THAT'S where he got the hotdog for last month's caption contest!	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
955	I'm a little worried about the revolving door in the lobby.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
956	The irony of calling this a 'brief' is getting out of hand.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
957	He groaned at the CEO's jokes.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
958	Never take the stairs with this thing.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
959	You guys are always on the wrong side of things.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
960	There is no "i" in bref.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
961	After we prop him up in his office chair, I'm out.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
962	Clarinet trio	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
963	I hope this judge has no problem with long briefs.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
964	To be honest, when I signed up for the job-sharing program, I had a different arrangement in mind.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
965	This isn't what I had in mind when they said that we're merging companies.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
966	Car pooling? Sure. Briefcase pooling? Really annoying.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
967	By the way, Collins- welcome to the firm of Collins, Collins, and Collins.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
968	Some days I feel like a pallbearer for my own career.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
969	It's nice to know that they can make a sandwich that fits in our briefcase.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
970	The prosecution isn't expecting a long, drawn out case.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
971	I understand why the company requires us to share the hotel room, but one suitcase?	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
972	Isn't it your turn to be the middleman?	1.2727	0.14084	11	8	3	0
973	I don't care how rich we made him. Winning an oversized novelty check doesn't give him the right to keep my pen.	1.2727	0.14084	11	8	3	0
974	We're all going to be left holding the bag	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
975	Next time I want to bring MY trombone in to work, Greg will be the one who holds the middle handle, while 2 differently walking people set the pace HE is suppose to walk.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
976	Which part of being a team player did you not understand?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
977	So you're the one on the other side of this case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
978	These board meetings get any longer we're going to need more help.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
979	A diva to the very end.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
980	Today we dine at Subway...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
981	Then I'll say, 'Your honor, this case is not brief.'	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
982	Call it what you want. It's still just a really big sandwich.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
983	Who gets the lunch?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
984	We're in kind of a legal gray area here.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
985	Loman requested that we honor his passing in this manner.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
986	No offence Tom, but your elevator pitch needs work.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
987	I told you stupid ideas work.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
988	I don't think we thought this mobile office thing through.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
989	It's complimentary with our stretch hummer.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
990	This teamwork initiative is getting out of hand.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
991	Yes, I guess having a 52" notebook does kind of defeat the purpose.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
992	Feels like a corporate version of a chain gang.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
993	Seriously Bob, don't worry. The first gig was a fluke, everyone loves triple neck guitar groups.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
994	Get it through your brain, Janice. We only have 3 handles!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
995	You are right. This does make me feel more important.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
996	This is gonna be a long meeting.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
997	She can't handle the truth!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
998	He wanted a corporate burial service.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
999	Timeshare gone too far.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1000	You sure you saw this in GQ?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1001	Our only fault was asking the boss to work on the same case...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1002	The lawyers from Long & Longer were legendary for their lengthy briefs.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1003	This case can deliver triple damages.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1004	Who sets up Gumby when we get in there?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1005	Mr. Claus asks that we check it a third time.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1006	This is white collar worker solidarity.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1007	Microsoft Word upgraded their 'merge documents' tool.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1008	Let's be discreet.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1009	And the Devil makes three.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1010	We probably don't need our documents in triplicate.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1011	Is she still looking at my butt?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1012	You sure this is the client that craves sea serpent sushi?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1013	I think you're coming with us.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1014	Research shows a 20 percent decrease in hostility when they get massages before a layoff.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1015	So what's it like in the right hand world?	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
1016	Are you sure we shouldn't look inside before we bury this overly large briefcase in the desert?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1017	This isn't too noticeable right?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1018	This is not inconspicuous.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1019	It's perfect for the extralegal size paper.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1020	I don't know about these new team briefcases. I don't like sharing my briefs.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1021	It's his 3 piece suit.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1022	Assisted living works for my mother.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1023	I'm so excited they let us bring Flat Stanley to work	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1024	I really hope they see the big picture.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1025	its like we practiced....1,2,3....1,2,3	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1026	Mr. Spence said Ralph would never return to work.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1027	I'm pushing it down.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1028	This is one heavy race card.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1029	Who are we to deny Bill's final request?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1030	"When Paul retires, you can have my spot".	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1031	If we act like it's a big idea, the client believes it's a big idea.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1032	Today is carrying the corporate briefcase. Tomorrow is climbing the corporate ladder. And Wednesday is the potato sack race.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1033	I'm guessing you're right handed.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1034	I trust the pen is in here this time.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1035	Hope they included napkins with our five-foot hero.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1036	Sorry, I called shotgun.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1037	At the count of three we release the boa constrictor.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1038	It's the ten-foot pole he wouldn't touch the $15-minimum-wage issue with.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1039	You're the new guy, aren't you? Word to the wise: Nonconformity doesn't wash here. Other side, pal.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1040	Is being on the Left a political statement?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1041	Should we still put him in the trunk?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1042	The Johnson brief is anything but.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1043	Our work may get mixed up, but at least it can fit the entire hogie.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1044	It's the 'team player' concept run amuck!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1045	I hate group projects.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1046	I WAS HAPPY TO JOIN THE RIDE SHARE PROGRAM, BUT THIS...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1047	I heard I'm getting promoted to front handle soon.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1048	I really hope no one feels an irresistible urge to tell a light bulb joke.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1049	Only Google! Not only do you get a free massage, you get it from three masseurs!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1050	Ever hear of the long arm of the law?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1051	This is the longest brief the boss ever gave us.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1052	I'm okay with ride-sharing, but this is going too far.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1053	Pallbearer's United, Local 6	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1054	I'm not sure about this new job sharing app.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1055	Well this case sure isn’t brief…	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1056	Flat Stanley's final wishes were to be shredded.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1057	I think we brought everything but the kitchen sink	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1058	I've never been a pallbearer for a bankruptcy before.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1059	If anybody asks, we are not together.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1060	This "team" concept sucks.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1061	Just act nonchalant.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1062	I blame the carpool culture.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1063	going our way?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1064	We'll need to show unity.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1065	That presentation killed!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1066	"Long arm of the law" my foot!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1067	This way, each brief generates three times as many billable hours.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1068	And please, this time don't say, " This product lets you cut out the middle-man" during our sale's pitch.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1069	Yes, it's a big deal.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1070	The End, Flat Stanley. The. End.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1071	It Is a pair of gloves. Trump insisted on this box.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1072	I hope this doesn't take too long.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1073	It is what it is.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1074	There's an element of teamwork required here, Jones.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1075	"It's how he would have wanted ".	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1076	Remember to kill the conference room lights right when I go into my solo.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1077	I think we have a handle on this case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1078	I'm heading to the restroom. You too?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1079	Now we can triple-bill the client.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1080	This is really taking team building to another level.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1081	Aren't there limits to this teamwork concept?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1082	Today's brief is a little longer than usual.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1083	Remember: our thinking is "inside the box".	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1084	I'm not sure I like the not-so brief case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1085	I told you that our presentation should have been outside the box.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1086	We take our votes on where to go for lunch very seriously.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1087	Does this mean we have equal shares?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1088	Hearse is double-parked around the corner.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1089	I hate being the middleman.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1090	This "corporate culture" thing stinks.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1091	Yes, the new long form is more difficult to use, but the ability to deduct escort services as physical therapy AND to bill at three times our normal rate make it win-win.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1092	I can't wait till they go digital.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1093	that hit went well	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1094	This new job sharing policy is great.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1095	Just once I want to be first.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1096	Don't you hate these treble damage cases?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1097	Why do we always have to pay cash?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1098	We've never had to bother opening it, so I don't bother asking what's inside.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1099	How many businessmen does it take to open a briefcase?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1100	I don't think this 'All for one and one for all' is going to work	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1101	First day working at a pallbearer's office?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1102	I didn't know you were right-handed.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1103	If you don't get yourself in rhythm, Tom, we're going to have to find ourselves a coxswain.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1104	I hate these team building exercises.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1105	After you've been with the firm about 5 years, you'll start seeing yourself on second handle too.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1106	I don't mind sharing an office, but...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1107	Which one of us is the shooter?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1108	The corporate ladder was kept under lock and key.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1109	You can thank the geniuses in Mergers.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1110	The only way I got the job was to say I could do the work of three people.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1111	This company takes "collaboration" seriously.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1112	The two-handled version was so 2015.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1113	Madam President requested a massage table and three suits, go figure.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1114	If this doesn't go well which one of us will be responsible?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1115	Don't you think this teamwork thing is getting out of hand?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1116	You are on the wrong side.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1117	I think we are taking this car pooling thing a little too far.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1118	Wait till you see what their doing to our cubicles.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1119	This is a joint venture.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1120	Holding up your end of the deal gets tricky on the commute.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1121	Not every case can be brief	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1122	We have the same briefcase.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1123	Why is everyone getting on my case?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1124	Pallbearer practice for the funeral of the inventor of the briefcase.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1125	you would think this company could afford individual briefcases?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1126	Why do I always get stuck in the middle of these long cases?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1127	We do everything in longhand.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1128	It shows that we're all on the same page, literally.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1129	Your first three-way?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1130	I love the new suitcase pool.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1131	We've got a huge case in our hands.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1132	Everyone has their own story.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1133	Here at Casual Male XL’s corporate office, the lawyers use plus-size briefs.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1134	It lets us bill three times the usual amount.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1135	Glad its an NRA approved violin case. There's an RPG launcher inside.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1136	we'll have more than enough towels now!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1137	It's not an open and shut case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1138	You realize this makes you an accomplice, right?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1139	I didn't used to to think that "long form" literally meant long form.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1140	I felt you'd take that side of the case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1141	Do you always have to be on the opposing side of everything?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1142	Did you notice anything odd about her?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1143	It's a bassoon.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1144	When we open the case do not yell Alluh Akbar!!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1145	I really dread the subway ride.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1146	I wish she would have released the emails before I joined the firm.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1147	Car pooling is one thing....I think we look ridiculous	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1148	So, what's the deal with your eyebrows?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1149	It's a trick I learned when filing briefs for the NRA.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1150	Isn't job-sharing awesome?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1151	Wait till you see the cubical!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1152	Did you know Nick Charles very long?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1153	This case is likely to stretch on.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1154	Can I take my work home alone?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1155	Ironically, I stopped carpooling.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1156	Well, we did agree to triple job-share.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1157	What do you think about this new IRS Long Form?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1158	Yes, but you're using your right hand.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1159	TSA won't like this.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1160	Don't take what she said personally. We have small hands too.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1161	Who's bright idea was booking separate rooms?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1162	All the cool girls are going to be in absolute awe of our xylophone concerto !	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1163	Come on, Rick. Be a team player.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1164	This ought to be the full body of evidence.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1165	Your meeting is in our other building?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1166	It's a three piece suitcase.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1167	Slim deserved a better send off	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1168	I'm not totally sure this is reducing our carbon footprint.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1169	At all times, stay with the money	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1170	Is it heavy? I'm just faking it.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1171	Okay, next week is your turn to be the middleman.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1172	He always wanted his ashes scattered near the boardroom.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1173	Expect this briefing to run long.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1174	It's the new IRS long form.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1175	One tiny complaint about the handcuff, and now they don't trust me?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1176	Taking this merger business a bit to far, don't you think?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1177	Does either of you remember the combination to this thing?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1178	This is NOT too heavy to be a massage table.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1179	Let's keep this among ourselves	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1180	Why do we need a xylophone for the business meeting again?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1181	And job sharing hits a new low.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1182	Told the TSA guy it was just rope for the three legged race, he just waved me through.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1183	Remember we call it an Uber briefcase and think it's perfect for a shared economy.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1184	Steve - before we go in there, you better decide which side of this deal you want to be on.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1185	I prefer my rideshare	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1186	First the open office, then the shared desks . . . now this?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1187	I love carpooling with you guys, but I don't think I'm ready for this next step.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1188	Our desk is a 3-way too.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1189	I'm gonna need more space.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1190	How many suits does it take to deliver a severance package?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1191	I think its time we took another look at affirmative action	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1192	Next time we file a brief, we should use a narrower font.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1193	Stop calling "Shotgun!" before we get to the car!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1194	Mr. Trump said to put his ego with his other baggage	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1195	Bill Gates said the "middle man" would be extinct.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1196	Don't be rediculous, it has always been alphabetical.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1197	This better stop with your third-party filing.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1198	It's a Supreme Court brief.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1199	Anyone for a triple martini?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1200	I thought you had the key for this thing.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1201	If you think this is bad, wait til you the bathroom break policy.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1202	Great job maneuvering the elevator. Next challenge, the men's room.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
1203	I thought you said you were left handed.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1204	Now Roger, you know how Wilbur trips when you get on that side of the case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1205	I hate presenting to mortuaries.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1206	Personally, I think the case is too big for this firm.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1207	Eyestrain will hit you bad by the third hour of staring at spreadsheets, but at least in this chain gang, there’s no shackle sores.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1208	I still get funny looks when I'm the middle man !	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1209	The team-building activities lately are not working.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1210	No, this is just the flip-chart easel. Who has the paper?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1211	I thought I said one Hero sandwich for each of us.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1212	You know, we can't all take this case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1213	I am sick of being just the middle man.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1214	Guess I should mention that I forgot the combination lock to my portion of our briefcase.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1215	We should consider switching to info-sharing on the Cloud instead.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1216	Roger, it may feel like a body; it's just lunch for those nice folks in purchasing.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
1217	Are you sure this is scalable?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1218	Sorry, but Charlie and I don't need to go to the bathroom right now.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1219	We will wait for practice till neighbors have gone to sleep.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1220	Don't you just love being a lobbyist for the funeral business?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1221	When they said I'd be in 'mergers and acquisitions' I had no idea.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1222	Before your company's takeover I had my own case!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1223	I have a handle on the case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1224	You need to carry your weight.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1225	Stop following me!	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
1226	Yes, I know. But my accountant likes the long form.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1227	The Boss Said Stick Together And Handle It.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1228	It's a union requirement…	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1229	Like they've never seen a professional pall bearer before.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1230	What did you expect from a joint venture in a surfboard company?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1231	Let's hope the doorman doesn't remember we were booked as a quartet!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1232	Legal briefs keep getting longer.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1233	I'm really glad we could go into business together.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1234	Hansen would have wanted his memorial held on company property. And that steamroller definitely saved us on pallbearers.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1235	Trust me, it's harder to leave it on the subway this way.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1236	Just wait till you try the job sharing toilet	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1237	You tell him to start carrying his weight!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1238	I thought our job ended at the funeral, now we have to carry the will too?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1239	I don't like this team briefcase anymore than you do.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1240	You're absolutely certain he said bedspread and not spreadsheet?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1241	You were told when you joined the firm -- we only handle big cases.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1242	These stand-up comedian funerals are easier on the back.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1243	Don't ask!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1244	Maybe we're taking this carpooling thing a little too far.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1245	I hope this doesn't mean I get the middle seat.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1246	Will I ever get a chance to be first handle?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1247	you are on the wrong side again!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1248	Welcome to our job share.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1249	It took only one lawyer and was called a "briefcase"	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1250	Remember...were not the hit men..we're just here for cleanup.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1251	I think that this is the second longest legal brief ever written.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1252	This sharing economy thing is not all it's cracked up to be -- mind if we stop by the men's room on the way to the meeting?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1253	I told you, bigger is better.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1254	Seriously? You really see me as a micromanager?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1255	Ashes require fewer pall bearers.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1256	How come I always get the torso and you get the feet?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1257	Just act natural.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1258	Be happy you got a full handle.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1259	Does she know this corporate exercise is usually performed above the glass ceiling?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1260	It demonstrates that we share the weight fairly.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1261	You can turn left, but Gus and I are right-wing Republicans.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1262	This is how you bring a briefcase to a gunfight.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1263	I honestly don't think this is what a long brief is supposed to be	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1264	What does management not understand about 'brief'?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1265	Someone needs to tell the old man what file sharing really means	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1266	Stay close.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1267	When the boss said he had a big case for us, I thought he was talking legal.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1268	Not so surprising for three paralegals bitten by a radioactive cockroach.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1269	If you'd said something funnier, he could've sold the cartoon to " The Reader's Digest".	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1270	Legal-sized paper is for wimps.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1271	Whose idea was it to have pallbearers for dead projects?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1272	Actually, Bill, it's quite rare for an extended case to have a single middle man.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1273	Do YOU have a license to carry?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1274	The IRS wants this Form 1040 by the 18th	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1275	Here, polarizing views result in the get-along briefcase.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1276	Get over it Stevens...it's Johnson's turn to hold the front handle.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1277	This project will go faster if you were on the same side.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1278	I remember when bribes fit in a normal briefcase.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1279	What? You never heard of file sharing?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1280	No one needs to know we are working together.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1281	It's either a very large carrot or an average size stick.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1282	This is not what I meant when I suggested we have a three-way!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1283	Do you know how long it took me to get to the middle?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1284	Teamwork	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1285	Do you think she's unattached?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1286	It's called a "brief-casket."	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1287	Thanks for helping me with my new tablet.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1288	Like they've never seen a briefcase before!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1289	Honestly I kind of like the middle.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1290	It's the new teamwork model for lawyers........	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1291	He stays in step better than you do.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1292	Do you think we should have brought a bigger one?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1293	This thing is perfect for our "board" meeting"	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1294	Ok guys, let's make this brief.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1295	Job sharing used to sound like fun.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1296	Whatever happened to being brief?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1297	It's as if we were attachéd at the hip.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1298	Now we know why they bought that new printer. It prints eleven by infinity.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
1299	We're attachéd at the hip.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
1300	I think we have a pretty good handle on this case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1301	Uh Greg... our offices are on different floors	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1302	The boss will be impressed with our new meaning of "teamwork".	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1303	Just be thankful we don't make pool tables.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1304	I hate being in the middle, I hate that we all dress alike, and I hate that you’re always on the other side. Other than that I think we make a great team.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1305	If you ask me, this is carrying teamwork a little too far.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1306	I'm the one doing the heavy lifting	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1307	I'm not sure that I like the new job sharing program.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1308	Boxers or briefs...and you just had to say boxers!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1309	This merger is a real pain in the...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1310	Are you sure this is your bag?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1311	Let me do the talking, ok?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1312	I guess you could say we're... three-briefing.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1313	Most people don't realize it's congenital.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1314	Do you think the jury will realize this is a really big case we are trying?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1315	All this technology and we still have to do everything in triplicate.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1316	When Jerry said look like a team, I didn't think this is what he had in mind.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1317	Hey, do you know what we have in here? My arm is getting tired.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1318	Token rightie	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1319	My new phone has the biggest screen ever and a three man carry case to go with it. Its like having a tv in the palm of your hand.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1320	Did you see her face when I said 'let's get horizontal?'	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1321	Tell me again why we printed out the terms of service.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1322	We'd like your perspective on handling this case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1323	If Sally from corporate starts again with her safe zone speech we bring out the big guns.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1324	You're right-handed, kid. No way you could ever be #2.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1325	They're taking this merger much too seriously if you ask me.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1326	First, they made us share an office. Later, they made us share a cubicle. Now, this is just RIDICULOUS!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1327	I'm actually a big fan of this new job-sharing program.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1328	We're drifting right again. Smedley's not much of a team player, is he?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1329	Not the brief case we had hoped for.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1330	Why am I always the middle man?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1331	If you stay on the right side of the case we will look more bi-partisian	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1332	Our paperless office program has a long way to go.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1333	Now, you're sure they insisted on the long-form contract?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1334	Death by steamroller.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1335	When the boss said to bury the project, I didn't realize he meant literally.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1336	Stop worrying, she's not focused on our small hands...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1337	I think we've got a handle on this case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1338	At the last place I worked we just voted the CEO out.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1339	We need somebody more flat-chested than her.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1340	When we bring in the "Big Guns" everybody's always surprised they're in a big case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1341	I was sure it was good things come in threes.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1342	The boss always takes a long lunch.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1343	It'll be hard to tweet about this.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1344	I know, I know, but it still feels like a corporate walking rope.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
1345	Just say the happy light box gave you the tan.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1346	I never dreamed I'd be honored with the privilege of helping transport Mr. Trump's ego.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1347	When is this "shared economy" going to end?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1348	This is carrying teamwork to far.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1349	I'm holding up both ends.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1350	Who knew that "teamwork" meant sharing a briefcase?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1351	It's the 'Executive Executive Executive' edition.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1352	Why does he always get to be up front?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1353	I know they asked for the long form, but this is ridiculous.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1354	These mergers are so awkward!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1355	The D.A. said that this would be a long case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1356	2 can be as bad as 1, it's the loneliest number since...Capitalism, right guys?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1357	The online approach to reaching a remote audience is not in sync with today's hefty one-on-one presentation. Today begins with ensuring we have something to hold onto.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1358	Remember,we split the keyboard players tip.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1359	Do you think they believed our commitment to teamwork?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1360	I didn't realize how much we'd be investing in the sharing economy.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1361	A briefcase on wheels? That would look weird.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1362	I hope the new "communal team" concept stops at the door to the washroom.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1363	Mergers are not for everybody.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1364	Smithers, if we are to have a chance with this case, you have to get on the right side.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1365	What could I say? He insists that he can dazzle the shareholders with how well he can play 'Stairway to Heaven' on his electric guitar	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1366	"Remember...we come in on keyboard as soon as they announce that the economy is bound to improve." a	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1367	When we head upstream, you'll have to do all the steering.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1368	I know everyone loves party subs, but is silly.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1369	Don't forget- we don't yell Happy Birthday until she jumps out.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1370	You just have to draw attention to yourself, don’t you?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1371	When they ask if we want to extend our presentation, we will be prepared.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1372	Checked or Carry-on?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1373	At first I was skeptical, but I'm starting to really like briefcase pooling with you guys..	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1374	Thanks for the help with my new iPhone.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1375	Was it necessary to get an extra long keyboard?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1376	This being triplets thing is getting old!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1377	I guess you're here for the pall bearers convention?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1378	Mergers...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1379	On the count of three, we switch hands and directions, ready one, ...two	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1380	Maybe we should've told her that we just share a briefcase...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1381	I just think the three piece briefcase is not going to catch on.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1382	Must feel strange being the right-handed minority.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1383	This is a very lengthy brief.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1384	I've never been to a briefcase's funeral before.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1385	That's how you give a big presentation.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1386	I'm the new guy, Paul Bearer.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1387	Some cases require bigger briefs.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1388	Thanks for helping me sneak in this guitar.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1389	It started as a one page memo, then it went to Congress.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1390	This is a big case; don't be on the wrong side	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1391	These encryption codes are becoming a problem.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1392	Wait til you see the toilet.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1393	And that's how I made it to middle management.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1394	It is a triple murder we're defending.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1395	First job sharing, now this. I call it over-sharing.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1396	Ironically, the brief is actually quite short.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1397	Yes, Wally, it's obvious if the loot is in laundry bags.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1398	"It's the sharing economy." That's all they said.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1399	Why don't we just show them a picture of the bazooka?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1400	This is my other smartphone.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1401	We'll all be happier when the plans for the new Triborough Bridge are made public."	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1402	I think your lunch just moved into my jurisdiction.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1403	Couldn't we have just written a check?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1404	Remember, if we get sexually harassed today, it's my turn.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1405	So I said, "Why do cases need to be brief? Why not a longcase?"	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1406	There is a mandatory debriefing session for all those handling this case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1407	We're glad you were assigned to the big case. We needed another guy.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1408	Our vacations are even more interesting.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1409	I hear lots of Americans are working longer.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1410	Is this the first time you've worked the Academy Awards?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1411	So you're the new guy.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1412	We've decided to decrease our digital footprint.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1413	Is this really synergy?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1414	Just remember that his wife's name is Susan.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1415	We do have tiny hands, but our briefs are large.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1416	Yes,we are calling ourselves the dream team	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1417	Can't we just use triplicate forms for once?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1418	We best all stay at the same hotel.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1419	Synergy sucks.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1420	I told her it was a Monty Python case. She laughed and didn't get suspicious.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1421	"Just going for it" won't get us through the revolving doors.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1422	Shared office space i can live with, but this is ridiculous	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1423	Why would we each want our own briefcase?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1424	This is the most complete corporate merger I can ever remember.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1425	This is an important pitch, Keller. Get a grip!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1426	He would have wanted an ergonomic funeral.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1427	Which side of this case are you on?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1428	Job sharing is a joke.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1429	Once the overture begins, you'll have to take turns sitting on my lap.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1430	Apparently it's a bad idea to bring a list of Americans killed by guns to a Ted Cruz rally	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1431	I hope you remembered the fulcrum.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1432	Hey, know what? We would make great pallbearers.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1433	I want you off the case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1434	Small price to pay for the iPhone 14.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1435	The super PAC says it's the only way to save the party.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1436	I got shotgun after the presentation.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1437	Briefly, we rest our case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1438	It would look funny if there were two of us carrying a briefcase.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1439	It adds weight to our recommendations, and we charge more. Remember, don't smile.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1440	I didn't say it was 'an important trial' I said it was 'a really big case'	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1441	Why don't we just order out for a super hero sub like everyone else?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1442	How do you think she guessed we work at a surfboard company?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1443	First carpooling, now this. The environmentalists are getting extreme.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1444	Sorry about that, the tacos I had at lunch are not agreeing with me.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1445	This job-sharing policy has gone a bit too far.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1446	But we just went to the bathroom.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1447	Try less shady.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1448	Personally, I would have shredded the documents, but they've already dug the hole.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1449	This client is unique.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1450	Don't forget, you're the one steering this bad boy.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1451	It's better than sharing a paycheck.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1452	"Its a left handed case, George!'	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1453	She said it was the longest one she's ever seen.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1454	Sad that Donald was run over by a steam roller...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1455	This is our best joint presentation yet.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1456	I understand the need for cutbacks, but requiring three of us to share one briefcase is a bit extreme, don't you think?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1457	We really killed it on that pitch. I just wish we didn't have to carry the body out with us.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1458	Hey, thanks for filling in--Harvey got called away onto a much bigger case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1459	Anorexia	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1460	How else would we deliver a giant check?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1461	Enough with the middle man jokes already!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1462	So, we're agreed: One more team building exercise and we're out of here.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1463	Someone heard attache case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1464	I can't believe we got Johnson to fit in this but, trust me, the 'businessman jumping out of a briefcase routine' is a crowd pleaser.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1465	Hi. I don't think we've met. I'm Bob.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1466	The board wants to bury this deal.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1467	As you'll learn, we're all about collaboration here.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1468	Switch arms and pivot on three.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1469	I have a feeling this case will be anything but brief.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1470	There are rumors of everyone getting their own when the market rebounds.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1471	Okay, you can have the middle position on the way out.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1472	This is embarrassing. I wish he'd get his eyes checked.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1473	It's great to have you on this case!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1474	In Italy suite cases are in vogue	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1475	Is this your first time as a pallbearer?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1476	Welcome to J. McGintey's Coffin Works.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1477	The big brief case would've been completely ridiculous.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1478	We've got a long case ahead of us.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1479	Most power trios only have one guitar, but this is ridiculous.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1480	This way we can honestly say we have three lawyers handling the same case, thus more money for the firm.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1481	I understand that the NRA is having success in lobbying Congress to allow the carrying of illegal weapons.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1482	I hate meetings where they tell us to bring our own stretcher.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1483	They're nerds like us. We pitch them that size does matter. 'The XXXLphone - chick magnet. So big it takes three men to carry.' What do you think?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1484	What happens if he gets fired?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1485	Technically, I'm not lying. I told my wife that the FBI finally has me be working on a really big case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1486	Be careful when you open it, the contents may have shifted.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1487	We're team players.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1488	She's probably never seen one that long	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1489	File sharing has made the job a breeze.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
1490	The new 'bring your own table' to the conference room concept is catching on!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1491	Some women find three ventriloquists, and one dummy, quite refreshing.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1492	I'll be Curly this time.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1493	Your lunch is weighing me down.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1494	What do you think of our new HOV elevator?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1495	Are you sure triplicate wasn't referring to something else?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1496	R&D had a heck of a time getting this down to three handles.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1497	We really need to get in the same carpool.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1498	I'm a very hands-on supervisor.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1499	What do you think he means by 'triangulated' sales?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1500	It was because everyone had their own briefcase that they became endangered.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1501	They said I was joining a team with upward mobility.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1502	You're outta line, Mister.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1503	Tinker has the direct, I'll take cross, and Chance, you close.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1504	I'm not sure Ray is pulling his weight.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1505	You know - maybe three is a crowd, but two couldn't carry this thing, and it's an important presentation.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1506	who's this guy in front of us?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1507	Imax computers are going to be a pain in the butt.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1508	This must be his briefcase, it's YUGE!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1509	Follow me; I lead from the middle.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1510	You're not lifting.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1511	Damn, it's also my day to take the middle urinal	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1512	Keep in step, will you, please?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1513	This was the only coffin that was available under Obamacare.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1514	I'm sick of the sharing economy.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1515	i hope you can hold up your end of this bargain.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1516	Can you handle it?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1517	One of Trump's audits......its hugggeeeee!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1518	Your office or mine?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1519	Remember, you're the back-up to the back-up.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1520	The truth is, 1/3 the pay is still a lot...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1521	As always...oldest leads, youngest loafs, and I carry.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1522	Who says a briefcase has to be brief?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1523	Do you think this deposition might be too long?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1524	This really stretches the word "brief"	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1525	Did you hear that?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1526	This is a two man job, new guy. Watch your back.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
1527	Just to warn you, our Board can be very literal.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1528	I just carry this handle around in my pocket.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1529	By the way, I won't see you guys next Monday. I'm taking the backpack.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1530	Simply a way to destinguish associates from partners.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1531	Trust me, this proposal is D.O.A.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1532	We are working the same case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1533	An MBA is useful, but rowing team experience is essential.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1534	When I first moved to Mergers, this was my first acquisition!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1535	Do you think they'll know we're together?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1536	The big bass trio arrives for their evening gig.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1537	Our briefs keep getting longer and longer	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1538	When were you gonna tell me you forgot the key?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1539	I knew our presentation was too long.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1540	Do you think we can get this guy through security?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1541	This goes right along with our new "open concept" office design.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1542	Louie, you did bring the shells-- right?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1543	Remember its your turn this time to request it as a carry-on.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1544	Well why not, we car pool don't we?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1545	xylophone...why do you ask?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1546	We'll dump him in the river.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1547	The board of directors demanded we stop bringing them the short report.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1548	All he said was the case came with two paralegals.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1549	OK, already, I won't call it a briefcase again!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1550	I prefer middle handle on the tandem briefcase.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1551	They really took the company merger seriously, huh?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1552	Does this remind you of the song about the marching ants?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1553	It took me three years to get the middle handle.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1554	I played bass for 'The Who'.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1555	Next time we go for the short-board account.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1556	How much further can we stretch this case?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1557	I get to go first next time	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1558	It's been a long case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1559	No! Get your own damn cab.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1560	Your breath mints are rolling.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1561	Remember: teamwork is everything with this client.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1562	Louis Vuitton's latest	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1563	We're anticipating a long trial.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1564	This A4 paper is bull@%#*!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1565	I’m so relieved it was a closed briefcase ceremony. The client would have wanted it that way.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1566	I've decided that I won't be making any more SkyMall purchases with you.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1567	When the boss said "Make the staff meeting entertaining", I don't think he meant bring a xylophone.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1568	He lost a lot of weight.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1569	Leave this case alone.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1570	If he reads the whole contract we are screwed!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1571	Don't you love this not so briefcase?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1572	I'm not so sure about this "briefcase pooling" idea.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1573	I think the long and short of it is that we lost the case!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1574	He's not heavy; he's our brother.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1575	I forgot to cut air holes.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1576	Somebody should tell her the express elevator is for briefcase-poolers only.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1577	They said that I would never be a team player. What do you think?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1578	Why are you always on fhe wrong side?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1579	I really appreciated your support in there.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1580	This is last time I ask the partners for help with my caseload.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1581	I don't think you're on the right side here, Smedley!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1582	The airline charges for each carry on.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1583	Fine next time you can have shotgun	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1584	I told the judge it wouldn't take long and there was only one page of women's signatures, claiming sexual abuse.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1585	If you think this is bad, wait until you see the new toilet seats.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1586	In my previous briefcase pool the other guys never pulled their weight.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1587	Why couldn't we just use PowerPoint for this meeting?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1588	This is definitely not a brief case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1589	This team work stuff is getting out of hand.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1590	They won't accept a Bank's check for their condo.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1591	This isn’t what I had in mind when I signed up for job sharing.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1592	There's nothing brief about this case.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1593	Did you remember to bring the extra-long paper clips?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1594	That's just the way it is, least seniority gets the back handle.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1595	I guess I misunderstood the term "Case Managers."	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1596	When will the boss' obsession for baguettes come to an end?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1597	Nothing personal, putting you at the back and all that.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1598	You sure attachépooling is a thing?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1599	Next time, I get to ride in the suitcase.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1600	I think we'v been working together on this project for too long.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1601	We don't call it a threesome in front of clients.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1602	Sharing a salary is where I draw the line.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1603	This is why I like powerpoint.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1604	Are you sure this is a "concealed carry" state?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1605	It's six sigma, they modeled it after the carpool lane	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1606	There's letter size, there's legal size, but the real money is in tabloid size.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1607	It's from the short-fingered store, but I guarantee you there is no problem.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1608	We've seen a lot of growth in our portfolio since last year.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1609	These I phones get bigger and bigger!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1610	Get ready, this is gonna be a long case!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1611	When you said merger, this is not what I had in mind	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1612	So this was the vise president's idea of collaboration!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1613	Two words: tertium quid.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1614	Small hands? Large briefcase.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1615	It might improve teamwork if we also share a bed.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1616	It's nice to be on the case with you.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1617	Talk about falling flat on your face!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1618	I miss the days when our briefcase was short and succinct.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1619	Let's eliminate the middleman.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1620	I think I just figured out why it was on sale...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1621	So let me get this straight...the last one still holding on by the end of the week get's the window office?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1622	Will your wife notice it's missing?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1623	You guys know this is MY saxophone, right?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1624	I don't think this is how file sharing works.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1625	This all-in-one technology is getting a bit out of hand	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1626	These investors are going to love our idea for extra-long legal paper.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1627	I think we’ve got this job-sharing thing all wrong.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1628	In this case it's all about bonding.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
1629	Our workload has literally gotten heavier.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1630	I told him he was getting too thin.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1631	The elevator is easy...lets see if you can survive the revolving door!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1632	Did you bring the presentation?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1633	That's two down to one up!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1634	The judge expects it to be a long brief today.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1635	Twenty-five years to settle the Fender estate.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1636	Is it just this, Wally, or the whole idea of Matrix Management that irks you?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1637	Be cool. We're only here to case the joint.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1638	They're the XL files.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1639	I still haven't gotten used to the merger.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1640	No more Team-Building Retreats for me!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1641	When they said we’d get company shares, this isn’t what I had in mind.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1642	How else would you compensate for these small hands, Smith?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1643	Our legal briefs are longer than usual.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1644	Do you think I could fit a giant hot dog in here?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1645	This isn't even our biggest case this week.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1646	Not so sure how crazy I am about this new "sharing" economy.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1647	I hate it when they call us 'the troika'	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1648	She stared because you're on the wrong side.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1649	How did your interview go?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1650	Poll Bearers	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1651	I can't believe they thought our script was too long.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1652	Welcome to the sharing economy.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1653	Giving out happy endings again, Williams?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1654	The client prefers everything in triplicate.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1655	We think you're taking "attaché" too literally.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1656	I don't see how this promotes teamwork.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1657	He was wrong about being carried out of here in a pine box	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1658	I'm not always on his side.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1659	"No back seat driving, please." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1660	I expected more from a "Partnership"	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1661	Two's company, what are we?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1662	This job sharing isn’t what I thought.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1663	This is exactly what they meant by work share.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1664	We're prepared for a lengthy trial.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1665	And briefcasepooling saves on what now?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1666	Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to merge our companies.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1667	Did you bring the key?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1668	Three's company, but this is ridiculous.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1669	Compared to a casket it's a piece of cake	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1670	We'll never win the synchronized briefcase carrying contest this way .	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1671	I think we should go digital.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1672	Papa Vito says it's violins.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1673	This is our first big case, boys. Let's not mess it up.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1674	You know, I'm beginning to think that this merger has gone too far...	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1675	Are you ready to play the long game?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1676	These austerity measures are getting to be a bit much.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1677	I think we may be taking what we learned in that team building seminar too far.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1678	Just once can't you side with me on a case?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1679	Well that was the longest divorce case we’ve ever settled.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1680	There's no 'I' in 'Team,' Tim.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1681	Quiet. No one will suspect anything.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1682	Wait 'til you see the bathroom stalls.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1683	There's nothing brief about it	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1684	Get a grip, will you?!	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1685	Don't worry, they won't suspect a thing.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1686	I replaced my BRIEF-case with this long-winded version.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1687	Do you think we're taking this car-pooling thing too far?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1688	I'm rethinking the carpool.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1689	Unlocking the i-briefcase; this'll be good.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1690	Middle management has both advantages and disadvantage.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
1691	Not much....my lunch, some paperwork, a shovel... why do you ask ?	1.2222	0.14699	9	7	2	0
1692	This time you do the massage.	1.2222	0.14699	9	7	2	0
1693	If P. C. Vey had given us normal sized hands.....it would not take three of us to carry this suitcase.	1.2222	0.14699	9	7	2	0
1694	I feel funny bringing him into work this way.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1695	After the steam roller ran him over, his family decided against our normal coffin.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1696	I believe this is the largest brief we've every filed.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1697	I'm not sure that "brief" is exactly the right word.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1698	I just meant I thought you must be from Britain - or a lefty.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1699	I'm finally getting the hang of this group briefing thing.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1700	I don't think it's sufficiently brief.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1701	Three men. One briefcase. Who will be next?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1702	I get those middleman comments all the time.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1703	This is a big presentation	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1704	I've always preferred the attache style.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1705	yes Mark, I know it is a "big" presentation	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1706	Evidently getting run over by a steamroller requires only three pallbearers.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1707	Still, let's keep it brief.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1708	I heard lay off notices were today.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1709	The next time they send us to a board meeting we need to check on how long the board is.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1710	Just between you and me, I’m not completely sure a suitcase full of old bricks is the Next Big Thing.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1711	When you suggested a three-way at the office, I had envisioned something a little different.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1712	Let's open with "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida".	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1713	When will our hands hit puberty?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1714	Don't worry-it is our second amendment right	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1715	I told you, we should've just done a power point presentation.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1716	Mini hands make light work...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1717	Remember, our strategy is to keep the presentation short.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1718	We are definitely getting promoted, we landed the biggest case!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1719	We're really taking this merger seriously, huh?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1720	Made more sense when we sold skis.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1721	I gotta tell you...Slicing up the body was a great idea.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1722	You're SURE these were his funeral instructions?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1723	Dude... I'm so sorry your keyboard died.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1724	Act normal when we get to the airport.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1725	Remember when all we needed was a violin case and a tommy gun?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1726	I hate corporate's new paper size policy	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1727	Trust me, this is the latest European rage, it'll be bigger than the man-purse or the communal toilet!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1728	For the last time, this is not a briefcase.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1729	I'm telling you this not so brief case will sell in the millions.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1730	"When do I get to be up front'?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1731	Your tie is making people stare.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1732	You should have seen the size of his hands...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1733	Did I tell you we're going on vacation next week?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1734	Have you ever been to a mortician's board meeting?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1735	Are you cheating on your wife with the paralegal tonight or am I? I know Fred was last night.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1736	Next time, maybe don't be so quick to volunteer for the big case.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1737	In this case size matter's.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1738	I thought I was just going to share the office!!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1739	I definitely prefer acquisitions to mergers.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1740	I thought for sure Cuban would have invested 200 grand for a 25 percent stake.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1741	Didn't I tell you? You saw the way the way that babe eyed us when she saw our cool partner briefcase.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1742	This 'sharing economy' thing is getting ridiculous.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1743	I was a middle child	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1744	The law firm is very excited. This is the biggest case we have ever had.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1745	Our Company is certainly big enough to afford a permanent conference table.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1746	On the other hand, I really think we should have separate toilets.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1747	I hate it when he gets the six foot sub.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1748	It's going to be a long trial we might as well make some massage side money.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1749	I remember when they used to call these "brief" cases?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1750	What do you say we leave this one here in purgatory?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1751	You might think she never saw men share the same briefcase before.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1752	You do know, Agent Mulder, that this lamp is intended exclusively for interrogations?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1753	These slim fit caskets are the best.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1754	He gave his life to this company.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1755	Do you think the results of the Republican candidates’ penis size really needs this much security?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1756	Tomorrow we go to your office, Frank.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1757	'I think it's time you and Frank got your own briefcases'.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1758	Something tells me this trial may be a rather lengthy affair.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1759	I know it's the Flat Earth Society, but why use a 3D model?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1760	I'm worried. The judge made it clear he opposes long cases.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1761	Man, these power lunches are getting longer, and longer and longer.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1762	Threef case.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1763	I was afraid he might get carried away.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1764	If anyone asks we won it in Vegas playing craps	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1765	I love this new team building exercise.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1766	I'm getting really tired of all the synergy initiatives	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1767	How likely is it that they'll let us put this overhead carrier in the overhead carrier?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1768	After a while, you really get used to the job sharing program here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1769	Company's making some major cuts.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1770	What time are we taking our bathroom break?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1771	I get the whole open floor plan, no cubicle thing, but sharing a briefcase is taking it a bit too far!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1772	When the client asks for the 10,000 foot view, we provide the 10,000 foot view.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1773	If you get tired, we can change sides.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1774	I wish they would stop talking about team spirit.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1775	Why do you always get to handle the light weight, Jerry?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1776	Didn't the prosecuting attorney say that three of us should handle the case?	1.2000	0.13333	10	8	2	0
1777	If he says no, I open the case, Barry aims it, and you fire. Okay?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1778	To be honest, I'm not a huge fan of this "sharing economy" initiative that the boss has been promoting.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1779	I thought our Strudel Chart was perfect for our presentation	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1780	A team that carries a briefcase together, works well together.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1781	Harvey, this is the last time I'm going to tell you. This case is for briefs, not long johns!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1782	I forgot something.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1783	I suppose she thinks a WOMAN should hold the next handle!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1784	Cash like this? Definitely a king mattress.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1785	I really think we should think about going back to shorter legal pads.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1786	This is the longest case I've ever tried.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1787	Sometimes I wonder about this new sharing economy.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1788	You can carry this without me, can't you?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1789	Thanks for helping me with "Bring your surfboard to work day"!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1790	The three of us are needed to handle this case.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1791	I hate group work.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1792	They say that the laptop caused the death of the briefcase.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1793	I get off on the third, Jack on the second. You can handle it from there.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1794	I think we should get smart phones.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1795	"Stop looking at me! I keep tell you, this is not odd!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1796	You're not holding up your end.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1797	I didn't think this was what the boss meant by "merger"	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1798	Not a brief brief	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1799	Please tell me this isn't that Thompson guy from accounting the boss canned yesterday.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1800	Just because I'm middle management doesn't mean you can call me "Alice."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1801	This is the left-handed floor.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1802	After years of working together, they found themselves on opposing sides of the case	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1803	What if one of us resigns?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1804	What did you think "three for the price of one" meant?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1805	Who's idea was it to bring the not-so-brief case.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1806	No, you're actually the embodiment of a third wheel.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1807	I'll keep my conversation brief, but I know with you that's not the case.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1808	Carpooling was a good idea, Karl. I'm not so sure about this one though...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1809	Old-boy briefcase.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1810	I still think printing the document on multiple pages makes more sense.	1.2000	0.13333	10	8	2	0
1811	If I'm really innocent, why do I still feel in the middle of this case?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1812	Don't you dare leave us holding the bag!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1813	Okay, let's try to get a rhythm going otherwise we'll look suspicious.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1814	Did anyone see you?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1815	Now remember, when we get in there, we talk with one voice.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1816	Get with the program Schmidt, this is left arm briefcase.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1817	Did you see the strange look that woman in the elevator gave us?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1818	I'm glad we all work on the same floor.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1819	This is my first big case.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1820	You said you wanted to include the longitudinal study	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1821	I still think this is a strange team-building exercise.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1822	The nuclear codes were a lot shorter before common core math.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1823	When you said oversight, I was thinking more like ankle monitor.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1824	Who knew the sharing economy would go this far?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1825	Looks like we're all working on the same case.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1826	So you're SURE this is Eco-friendly?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1827	Why does he always get the first handle...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1828	Just try to blend in.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1829	OK, the first thing you need to know is that Ted was a leftie.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1830	What, you never heard of bringing up the middle?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1831	The court is expecting briefs. Wait 'til they see our long-johns.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1832	I still have my doubts about this amicus briefcase.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1833	They are cutting over head starting with brief cases.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1834	I'm tired of taking the freight elevator	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1835	I think it should end with car-pooling.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1836	You have the left's perspective on some big issues.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1837	Always prepare for conference calls.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1838	I'm a little worried that the firm is in financial trouble since they can't afford to buy us individual briefcases.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1839	No one ever gets fired here.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1840	The Smith sextuplets had to take the stairs	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1841	The knocking is going to give us away.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1842	This meeting should put an end to the "Where's Hoffa?" question.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1843	Boss said marketing and sales had to work in tandem on this one, that's why.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1844	What an honor to be Bloomberg's pallbearer, right?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1845	And we're the most normal guys here.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1846	Let's just slide the bill under the door.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1847	I know, right? It's a new OSHA reg when moving a tripod.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1848	I'm in line for the lead handle.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1849	This is why I prefer to print just the executive summary.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1850	''We are not taking a bus.''	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1851	William and his partners finally squash the office rumors regarding the size of his caseload.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1852	We think that you're wrong side of this one.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1853	Perhaps, this can be a great optic to convey that our team approach didn't work.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1854	We want an element of surprise with a bit of fear	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1855	Let's keep this brief.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1856	This car pooling thing is getting out of hand.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1857	Three's better than one, right?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1858	Some people won't go anywhere without their ping pong table.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1859	I'm not sure about Dropbox getting into hardware either.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1860	It's sleek. It's NOW. And pallbearing will never be the same. It's who I AM.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1861	They used to call this a brief-case.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1862	Shh, there's illegal-sized paper inside.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1863	Corporate downsizing has really made us closer.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1864	At least we didn't share a bed.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1865	It's the final step before wall-less cubicles.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1866	I heard they’re adding 2 more guys to the Fail Safe Team.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1867	No, I don't think this team-building stuff has gone a little too far.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1868	No one needs to know the President is travelling to Lanikai Beach again.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1869	The IT people asked for a new platform and this should do the trick.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1870	This is a lot of work just to sneek a protester into the Trump rally.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1871	It's the only real way to move a billion dollars.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1872	Siamese businessmen, joined by the esprit de corpse.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1873	I know we saved on the airport luggage fee but don't you think it's time we each got our own travel bag?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1874	I think they have taken the teamwork concept too far.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1875	Simpson, did you lose the president again?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1876	The team building article said that activities don't have to be wild and crazy, just fun.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1877	Don't you find it strange that we're all wearing the same suit?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1878	I heard they fired Ron for not carrying his weight.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1879	It's only problematic when checking in at airport security.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1880	If Doublemint sold, Quadrillionmint will conquer.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1881	Why don't they make coffins like this?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1882	I hear it contains an alternate ending to "the sopranos"	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1883	What did you expect? It is a limousine company, after all.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1884	Hey Bob... Why don't they have pupils?	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1885	This time we whack the Big Guy.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1886	I was her right-hand man until she became a a one-woman band.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1887	You should have seen the size of the Beta version.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1888	She could have given one of us her number.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1889	Office sharing taken to the next level.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1890	The "shareconomy's" next big star: BRIEFER	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1891	And how, exactly, do you plan to shake hands with the client from that side?	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1892	This is the longest file we've ever collected for a case.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1893	Poor Stanley. He never saw that steamroller coming.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1894	It's for our crowd sourcing presentation.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1895	Let go now , before they take your tan .	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1896	The new boss really highlights interconnectivity as essential in the workplace.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1897	Your desk or mine?	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1898	I still say 3 brief cases would have been better than 1 lengthy case.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1899	Remember, we just deliver the check. Don't recommend a bank that can cash it. I try to avoid eye contact.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1900	This triplet thing is getting to me.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1901	Quit your gripin'--plenty of musicians would jump at the chance to be second trombone and third handle.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1902	The mortician said I was crazy, but the carpool lane changes everything.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1903	So this is the guy from the February 22 cartoon. Wonder what happens to us after this week.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1904	When they said we'd be instituting job-sharing, I never thought it would go this far.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1905	You're lucky, last month was Group Hug Fridays.	1.1111	0.11785	9	8	1	0
1906	'Who's turn to take it home tonight?'	1.1000	0.10541	10	9	1	0
1907	It's the way he would have wanted it ...	1.0909	0.09535	11	10	1	0
1908	It's his golf clubs. He backed over them with his car.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1909	Everyone is going to think this ramrod is a briefcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1910	We share a hoagie.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1911	Remind me: Are we three ad guys with storyboards, or three hit men with machine guns?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1912	Cleopatra should help us with this briefcase like she did when we fought Pompey.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1913	So apparently we all "work well with others"?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1914	I hope they're not expecting a short brief.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1915	I told you to play the flute.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1916	This is my first triple-murder-case.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1917	We're just taking the "three men in a room" concept to its logical conclusion.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1918	I think this teamwork thing has run its course	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1919	If you don't stop pouting Mike, we'll replace you with Maude.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1920	Good news, I hear Ben Carson is taking surgery appointments again.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1921	The last remains of traceability in default swaps.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1922	If the sharks don't like our idea, we can super-size it for the Mafia.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1923	They salesman said there is no such thing as a 'briefer' case.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1924	Look out Johnson & Johnson, here comes Gary, Gary & Gary.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1925	The court won't allow separate briefs.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1926	He refuses to take sick days.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1927	These days you never know who your delivering a Hero to.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1928	There's collaboration, and then there's codependence.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1929	Its a campaign contribution.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
1930	Next time I'll get one with two handles.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1931	This is a very big case	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1932	I'm glad we didn't choose the four-handle briefcase.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
1933	We went paperless.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1934	A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH IS MY BEST LUNCH!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1935	I don't trust you guys, either.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1936	If we can sell square bowling balls, we can sell anything.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1937	Remember: BE the trifecta.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1938	No I don't have Al Sharpton's number.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1939	Triple indemnity riders.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1940	I predict a huge increase in productivity after we unveil this rocket launcher.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1941	From now on, I'm going to handle this case my way.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1942	Does holding this section of our bag make me look gay?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1943	Don't you think these days equal partnership is taken to seriously?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1944	Does this equate to larger paychecks?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1945	Well, it is unequal; my handle is really a breakaway 45.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1946	A tandem bike? Please. I have some self-respect.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1947	Keep acting inconspicuously and they'll never notice it is missing.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1948	On the plus side, more rules, more decrees.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1949	The boss has really been going overboard with his Costco Business Membership.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
1950	Aw. Freeze drying, an elevator, half as many pall bearers, this new technology is making the funeral business so much better	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1951	We're decoys; the real stuff is going out the back door.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1952	Welcome to the major case team	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1953	Did you remember to bring the ammo?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1954	He looked fine yesterday.......	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1955	Thank goodness for concealed carry.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1956	Remember, the trick is to act invisible.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1957	High-rise mortuaries are the future, but the sales calls can be embarrassing.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1958	Act like you belong ...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1959	Remember, act like we just met.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1960	A new bromance has formed.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1961	Real men use Big Boy attaché cases.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1962	I'm all for sharing the litigation workload, but this.......	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1963	I told the judge it would be a long case.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1964	Do you realize this is the first time that the captain put us all on the same case?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1965	Remember…tight on the left turns …and take it wide on the rights.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1966	Again, when I told Mr. Simpkins we would take the case, I had no idea.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1967	I thought it was rude how you called me a "stonehenge looking motherf*cker" in front of that lady. Actually, it was rude in general.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1968	I hope three on an attache isn't bad luck.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1969	Where does it say that southpaws should do any heavy lifting?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1970	These long form briefs are killing me.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1971	It's a solid value.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1972	They said it was a three man job	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1973	He's my mentor, just like you're my mentee.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1974	Three Surfboards in one carry-on. Good idea Mingo.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1975	Slytherin, of course. Hufflepuff, I presume?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1976	Do you mind?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1977	I thought he was a no good snake.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1978	The embalming rotation is breeze.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1979	We don't need an actual ladder to get promoted.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1980	Looks like another failed urinal presentation.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1981	So you promise me this can stop Trump?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1982	Someday I'll die, and you'll get to hold the middle handle. Maybe.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1983	Correct me in front of a client again and you're fired.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1984	Don't you just love team-building activities?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1985	Did you forget to bring our umbrella again?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1986	As go the briefs, so go the cases.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1987	I'm wondering how brief this case is gonna be.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1988	Remind me again how this ping pong table is part of our strategy?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1989	Is it me or do you feel like a pallbearer for this presentation?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1990	This new iPhone case is a real lifesaver, eh?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1991	Now are you convinced Trump is a liar? 'Small hands, big package.'	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1992	You have to admit, this is a clever way to get government agencies to work together.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1993	I'm pretty sure Men in Black III doesn't have three agents.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1994	At the interview, remind them that we also carpool	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1995	...appears we're on the same career track.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1996	This team building is getting out of hand.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1997	When I said we needed a better handle on this case, Morty, I didn't mean this.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1998	First the rent-a-car, now the briefcase....I'll tell you this much: we are checking into three separate hotels!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1999	White Collar Crime Chain Gang	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2000	So that's it? The boss took early retirement?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2001	I understand getting rid of offices for cubicles, I even understand a common rest room, but making us share the briefcase seems almost anti-Trump.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2002	Remember, Don, we're a team.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2003	Remember, if TSA asks, we packed this ourselves.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2004	Don't you think about time for Flat Stanley to walk on his own two feet?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2005	Sharing a desk is OK, but this is ridiculous.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2006	Today we're using left hands,remember?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2007	So, this is the new "football"?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2008	We'll need a fourth partition once Jimmy signs the new lease.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2009	Looks like our ex-wife is on our again.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2010	oye vey seymour, whose bright idea to schlep this trunk? next delivery, we hire a broad minded musical schlemiel to haul this contraband.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2011	I think we've taken the carpool too far.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2012	But I really have to go!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2013	why are you being so distant?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2014	I'm beginning to have doubts about our budget file sharing system.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2015	I'm sure she would have loved you if we had the right briefcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2016	It's important you get on the RIGHT side of the sharing economy	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2017	Who gets to carry Jimmy Hoffa around next year?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2018	Did you remember the key?	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2019	just remember, its a base trombone	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2020	Listen up, we first say, 'Boss, we have a new Stradivarius', and then we open fire.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2021	Wait, you work on the second floor?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2022	Trust me, I get that look a lot.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2023	You left-leaning Liberals give me a pain.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2024	I don't think security has a profile for you in this configuration.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2025	No. Calendaring the team transport agenda is the hardest part of the Bassoon.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2026	They're going to shred it and spread the ashes across the Pacific.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2027	Trump illegal?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2028	No, this doesn't mean we'll be sharing briefs later.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2029	You're new here aren't you?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2030	This is taking job sharing too far!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2031	Remember when all you needed to carry was a violin case?	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2032	It's a really big account.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2033	New union rules, all Uzis are a three man carry!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2034	Who knew triple bottom line accounting would be so popular?	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2035	You think they're going to accept our massaging their numbers?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2036	You know it's not going to be a good board meeting when they make us bring our own board.	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2037	I always thought 'the long arm of the law' was just a figure of speech.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2038	This deal's gonna be yuuuge!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2039	When I suggested we balance the workload, this is not what I had in mind.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2040	I'm sure this us not what we meant when we asked for a triple bassoon.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2041	Don't offer to eliminate the middleman!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2042	I need to go to the men's room	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2043	Really...how many guys does it take to carry his "Make America Great Again" caps?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2044	Do you really think they'll like what we brought?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2045	This job sharing has gone too far!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2046	It was your idea to file the long form.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2047	My wife wasn't happy when I told her we were job sharing again this weekend.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2048	In business, we call this the three handed deal!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2049	hello	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2050	They called it a merger;but I never thought they give us one briefcase too work out of.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2051	This sharing society thing has gone too far!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2052	You farted in the elevator, didn't you?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2053	If I were you I wouldn't expect any big vertical moves.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2054	I'm used to being in the middle. I was a middle child.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2055	Thanks. It's called 'a not-at-all-briefcase.'	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2056	The amount of clothes my wife needs for a two-day trip never ceases to amaze me.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2057	It's our new approach. Outside casket salesmen.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2058	Did you lock the tandem?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2059	It's all very scientific. For creativity, it's left hands, controlling the right side of the suitcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2060	Bob would have wanted it this way.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2061	Can you believe they're still called 'briefs'?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2062	this working as a 'trio' really sucks	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2063	What happened to Chance.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2064	I specifically told both of you not to wear the same suits for the second meeting.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2065	We have long legal briefs.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2066	Do you have to be different in everything	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2067	Two's company, three's a crowd...so scram.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2068	It was a brief life.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2069	I don't know why he can't the interns to shred his emails.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2070	Yeah, I do all my presentations in Cinerama.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2071	I had to use the long form.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2072	I tired of working on this "Flat Tax" proposal	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2073	No, I think it's just a case of left-handed-ism.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2074	White in front, colored behind!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2075	This is the most collaborative office I've ever worked in.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2076	I'm loving this new Long Vuitton briefcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2077	I'm beginning to hope it's a gun.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2078	I've heard of taking your work home with you, but this is ridiculous.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2079	We've got this Davis, we really only need two pallbearers for the thin man.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2080	This guy thinks he's going to get away with one tip?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2081	My name isn't Malcolm	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2082	She said we're over-compensating for the size of our hands.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2083	Ever thought of getting your own briefcase?.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2084	Clearly, Anderson, you don't have the right stuff.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2085	I thought a "happy ending" would really boost company morale.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2086	I know this firm is known for extra-long briefs ... but this is ridiculous!	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2087	Ted, we're a team. Get on this side.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2088	Either focus, Hal, or agree to a coxswain!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2089	I'm feeling it too. This is the new power brief case!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2090	Your place or mine?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2091	She's onto us.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2092	Hey, I'm thrilled the company is doing so well. But upsizing has its limits.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2093	We need to present a unified front.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2094	Don't you think we're taking this whole carpool business just a bit to far?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2095	Hard to believe that I first resisted this idea.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2096	When I made the reservation, the guy on phone said, "Yes. We have a room for three ... 45 dollars a night. I didn't realize it was $345 a night.""	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2097	We're from a really big law firm!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2098	Thanks for helping us this far, we can get it from here. It's just some of those little yellow statuette things, nothing special. Have fun watching the show.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2099	Next time we pay for the real Outward Bound team building adventure!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2100	You ask him. I'm tired of being the middleman.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2101	It may not be the briefest, but at least it gets the job done.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2102	Now remember, if anyone asks, our firm has been handling class action lawsuits for years.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2103	'It started right after someone told the boss's son about multitasking.'	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2104	I'll switch with you if you can guess what's in this thing.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2105	I prefer to think of it as a longcase.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2106	Downsizing? It isn't a matter of time here, it's a matter of how.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2107	It's the opposite of brief.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2108	You stick out like a sore thumb. Next time you walk behind me and we all walk in unison.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2109	Why do they keep calling us the "Trump Triplets?"	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2110	I thought this was what he meant by a 3D presentation.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2111	Since we are all dress alike, we are sure to land this new gig!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2112	Sometimes teamwork takes up space.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2113	If you were a team player you'd have my back right now.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2114	OK - Heads I win - Tails you Lose.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2115	Just use "joint" in the presentation.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2116	Jobsharing	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2117	Call me a skeptic, but I'm still not sold on this whole sharing economy thing.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2118	Linda over there keeps complaining about how she makes 25% less than us.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2119	We forgot the lunch box again.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2120	It's the yardstick to end all yardsticks.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2121	Steve, if you aren't going to carry your weight then you need to just let go and let us do our job. Steve, I'm your drinking buddy. Let's do this.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2122	Wow, the briefcase-pool express elevator totally cuts our commute time!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2123	This collaborative overload isn't going to carry itself.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2124	Well, at least he's a burden we longer have to shoulder.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2125	Blah blah blah	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2126	He's taking Tiny Hands to the next level. This is his new Speedo.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2127	Next time just pretend you sneezed.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2128	Carpooling I get, but...?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2129	why the long file?	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2130	It's our latest smartphone.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2131	Don't be obvious about looking, but the woman behind us is the daughter of Elsa Maxwell.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2132	He ain't heavy. He's my brother.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2133	Bathroom,anyone?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2134	Good thing we got off the elevator together.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2135	This company is compatible with our vision.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2136	The modern mafia no loner uses Tommy guns and violin cases. We've found shoulder launched missiles to be much more persuasive.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2137	Stop it! No will notice three dudes in suits with a three handle suitcase!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2138	Hey,its my bag bub,if you want a bag go get your own.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2139	I hate it when these briefs are lengthy.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2140	I thought we discussed this already. Our next sick day is November 13, 2019.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2141	I thought they called them briefs for a reason.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2142	Sorry, but Tailgate Yoga class is Saturday afternoon.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2143	Well, he did ask for a rock guitar.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2144	I don't like this cheap airfare practice of having to deliver the luggage of others. Especially with the random assignment of passengers to help with the delivery.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2145	Because his will specified the mail delivery tube, but he wouldn't fit	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2146	This arrived right after the executive team building workshop.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2147	I think this is your handle.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2148	We need to take our case to a higher court.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2149	How are you liking the shared workspace?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2150	Suitcase: A Journey.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2151	Snackular Degeration Diet subject line...No looking..	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2152	Next time George, you play the piccolo.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2153	You know, I think ping-pong is starting to make a difference at the firm.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2154	Luau box.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2155	For the last time; BIG ideas need require a BIG briefcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2156	You've heard of carry all bags? This is an all-carry suitcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2157	This is the casket for the guy in last weeks cartoon.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2158	Don't drop it. This is the biggest case the Firm has had in years.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2159	I'll do the talking.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2160	Do you think we'll get desks near each other?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2161	We've been separated! Why do we still use this conjoined triplets briefcase?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2162	Do you think this guy actually needs this for an overnight subway trip?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2163	A long briefcase is an oxymoron. Yeah, yeah, heard it a million times.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2164	This was supposed to be a job for one-handed couriers.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2165	His gloves aren't small.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2166	Why do you always get the lighter end?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2167	This legal case is a real burden on us, isn't it?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2168	Why am I always middle suit?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2169	It is a pleasure and a honor to be a pall bearer of the terrorist rifle.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2170	I'm not looking forward to the bathroom breaks at this meeting.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2171	Being a lobbyist for the funeral home industry isn't as much fun as I thought it would be.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2172	This bonding program has gone too far;	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2173	I thought breaking into smaller work groups would be less cumbersome.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2174	It's a crucial part of our Secret Service training, Jones. If you're to be trusted to carry the 'football,' you must first learn to carry the football field.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2175	I understand you name is Trey.	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2176	Perhaps it would be better for the team if we each had our own briefcase.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2177	It's been a very long case.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2178	When they said we had a big case to handle, I didn't it was an eight string sitar.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2179	Do I have to attend all three meetings?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2180	I hear that this holds the origins of the universe.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2181	You'vd been snooping in my files.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2182	We bill by the handle.	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2183	This falls under my 2nd amendment rights.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2184	Tragedy about the steamroller but Joe sure made it easy to be his pallbearer.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2185	The new OSHA rule requires a minimum of three executives when carrying a briefcase.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2186	The boss is really serious about his pool sticks!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2187	I see this as the first step in my career path to become a professional pall bearer.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2188	This isn't what I had in mind when you said it was a long document.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2189	Actually, getting to carry "The Big Briefcase" is considered quite an honor!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2190	Like we could ever forget you were winning coxswain at the Head of the Charles?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2191	There!s no easy way to carry your light saber.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2192	I've been working on the long range forecasts.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2193	Car pooling was bad enough but this is emasculating.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2194	Personally I don't see any redundancies here do you?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2195	Do you remember the 24-digit combination?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2196	I knew we'd find a way to carry this case forward.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2197	It's a harp. This elevator stops at the heaven level.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2198	Having their long briefcase idea rejected again, the three salesman had no idea what to do next, until fate intertwined in an unusual and silly sequence of events with the elevator that led them into Hollywood slapstick.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2199	This is just her carry-on.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2200	You know Ted, three on a briefcase is bad luck.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2201	Usually a man has his own briefcase but, they have one big brief are for the three guys	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2202	I never thought being a pallbearer would help me work my way up to middle management.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2203	I hope the trombone concerto sealed the deal	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2204	We didn't fold it, I can't say if it is bent or mutilated.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2205	Have you seen our printer yet?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2206	This will be my first threesome HOV elevator experience, can we go more than two floors?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2207	You'll be my pallbearers when I'm terminated.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2208	If we stare at each other, maybe no one will notice.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2209	I'm afraid the firm's experiment with six-foot legal pads is not turning out the way we'd hoped.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2210	I never thought I'd be auditioning to be a pallbearer.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2211	Remember "Carlito's Way"?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2212	My idea is better than yours.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2213	Three's Company	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2214	So remember on the count of three....	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2215	Bullet proof pant suits, that's all I can say.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2216	It sucks we have to share.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2217	This job sharing is going too far!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2218	When I become President of this company, we'll have a display table that rolls on wheels.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2219	Can you remind me if this is a billiard or snooker tournament?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2220	If his body was any bigger it wouldn't have fit in here.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2221	Why'd she have to unload all her baggage on us?" "I know. I never even met the girl.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2222	It's a not-so-brief case.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2223	We should trade this in for one with wheels - wha'da think?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2224	Les Paul bearers.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2225	Did it ever occur to you that a "long brief" is an oxymoron?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2226	They call it a profusecase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2227	Psst...I'll split whatever is in the briefcase. I heard it's Donald Trumps secret cash fund.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2228	I hope they didn't put onions on this super-size pizza.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2229	It's horizontally integrated manufacturing.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2230	Just be glad you only work on the third floor!	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2231	I hope the bassoon wasn't a mistake.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2232	''I hope they're as impressed with our presentation as they're sure to be blown-away by our exclusive 3-grip presentation case...''	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2233	I'm a big idea man.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2234	It's a new feature of our work share program.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2235	Now all we need is a 3 seat tandem bike!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2236	The consultants said it would promote teamwork!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2237	One day, perhaps in a year or two, you may walk on this side.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2238	I guarantee there's no problem.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2239	Do you really believe this briefcase is full of 60 inch hoagies for the board meeting?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2240	Allahu akbar, brother. See you in paradise, insha'allah.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2241	I wonder how she guessed that we all work together?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2242	I heard he's going to kill the whole department	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2243	Three on three equals three.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2244	The era of Big Data.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2245	Now do you grasp what the PM meant by 'three ministers with portfolio'?	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2246	'Okay, three-briefing we go! if you're sure they didn't say 'de-briefing...'"	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2247	Starting tomorrow, we go back to normal-sized files.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2248	Elevators good. Revolving doors bad.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2249	Next time we each carry our own lunchbox.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2250	We said three-briefing, Myles, not de-briefing.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2251	What happens in the office stays in the office.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2252	I don't know what's inside, anymore than you do....	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2253	I'm telling you, folding clothes is a thing of the past.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2254	These tandem briefcases sure make being an accountant fun!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2255	No matter how many samples they take, it still comes back with more Prozac than Cymbalta.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2256	Remember, I'm in charge. You two are not along for the ride. Just the carry.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2257	"That's quite enough of '??Three bags full'.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2258	Slim wanted to be buried from the office.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2259	you guys can hold the neck and belly but let me do the fingering.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2260	It's a man's job.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2261	I've decided to take up the flute.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2262	I realize now that it's 'atta-che' and not 'atta-tre', but you kept referring to us as the 'triplomats'.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2263	This case is anything but brief.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2264	Never thought I'd be a Les Paul bearer at this age.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2265	You wouldn't know the challenges of middle management.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2266	This meeting calls for the verbosecase.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2267	It's the best pool cue in the house.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2268	It is a rule, you smelt it you dealt it.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2269	Think of it as disruptive innovation.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2270	"Remember when we thought hot-desking was tough".	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2271	One day robots will make this briefcase with only one handle.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2272	It's the original manuscript of Long Day's Journey Into Night	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2273	This is what we get for encouraging the boss to attend that "Sharing the Load" seminar.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2274	I told ("told" underlined or bold) you it was a long shot!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2275	Working in long-form journalism has its disadvantages.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2276	My lunch is off limits.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2277	Remember now, no comments about his hands being white.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2278	Don't touch my bag, please.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2279	I'm going to room 218. You?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2280	Don't feel funny-a lot of us share the same briefcase.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2281	Thanks for the help, fellas. My wife is going to love these really long earrings.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2282	Would you please get on the other side. You're attracting attention and embarrassing us.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2283	Being a roadie isn't the the thrill it used to be.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2284	For me, the jury is still out on the new three per cubicle policy.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2285	i'm really tired of holding up your end	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2286	Next time, let's set the paper size to "Letter".	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2287	It's a new type of briefcase that guaranties we work together!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2288	Donald's toupees have never been better protected.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2289	This shouldn't take very long.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2290	I just thought that "pulling your weight" was more of a metaphor.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2291	Shh! We only got the leg part, the rest of the pieces are still inside the room.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2292	It's bad enough we have to share an office, but do we have to share everything?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2293	I just told them flat out 'no!' to sharing a secretary.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2294	Ok, so you're black, and you're right handed. Is there something else I should know about you?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2295	I didn't realize I needed this much "hand-holding"!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2296	Sorry, Fella, but you guys seem way too one-dimensional to pull off this job.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2297	It's just great to feel a part of something.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2298	Keep your eyes on the prize.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2299	Can't be too rich either	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2300	Flat screen TV, guaranteed cure for the Monday Blues.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2301	Don't forget the cannolis	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2302	Sadly that presentation died, but it will live on in all of us.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2303	Think of us as The Three Litigateers.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2304	It's a long shot deal.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2305	He definitely mentioned an elephant in the room?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2306	This is no picnic...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2307	Trust me, middle management is nothing to aspire to.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2308	New office stationery policy....we write on scrolls.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2309	Stop looking as if we are pallbearers and lets get this pitch underway.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2310	It's rumored to be the longest tapeworm ever removed from a human being.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2311	A connected world is a better world. Right?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2312	We're here to massage the big Boss' ego	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2313	We're kinda playing fast and loose with the word "brief."	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2314	I'm booked full this afternoon. Hope it's a short eulogy.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2315	If they catch us climbing the corporate ladder from the top floor we'll be blackballed.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2316	Next time can we take the Hearse?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2317	I love your hair	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2318	What did Ben Franklin say about three keeping a secret?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2319	Now remember…when we get on-stage I’ll count to three, we let him out and all yell, 'Happy Birthday, Boss'.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2320	A word of advice Evans, you don't want to do anything here that makes you stand out.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2321	Will you remind me again what we're telling people is inside of this thing?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2322	I'm the one who does all the heavy lifting!!	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2323	it was easier to handle during previous administrations, but now it's YUGE.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2324	I get the whole three-in-a-box leadership model, but this is too much.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2325	You do realize that this is probably the longest legal brief of all times "You must realize that we may be carrying the longest legal brief of all times!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2326	Because I'm a middle child.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2327	This is the longest brief I've ever filed.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2328	No way; just a flatter viola!	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2329	If we put this down she'll ask us to rearrange her office again.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2330	Remember when suits came with two pairs of pants?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2331	Before you can carry the nuclear football, you have to master the atomic pool cue.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2332	Lucky I didn't press twelve.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2333	"As always, we're the 3 Briefkateers".	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2334	Mother says, "Stay together!"	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2335	I bet the guy that invented these junior executive condo briefcases is making a fortune.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2336	Well, I guess this is better than trust falls and ropes courses for team building.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2337	Remember, 3, whatever is under the 2nd handle is mine.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2338	And they said the Xylophone Pro wouldn't have commercial applications!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2339	It's my first board presentation.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2340	I told you, elevator pitches are hard.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2341	You're drawing needless attention to yourself.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2342	You think the prosecution is prepared for a lengthy case?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2343	Sharing is caring.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2344	"I think I'm getting too attached to this attache case".	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2345	They're going to downsize. The middleman always gets it.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2346	Don't worry..It's not like the time we brought the inflatable T-Rex to the meeting.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2347	Of course I'm needed. It's my case.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2348	Hey... Group project means "Group Project"!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2349	I guess obesity took its toll on the poor dachshund.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2350	Find whoever filed the Kerouac suit, then fire the bastard.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2351	Worst case scenario we won't all be late.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2352	Do YOU want to tell the boss what happened to his pet boa constrictor?	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2353	Tech industry...pffft! The luggage industry is what makes this country great...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2354	He insisted on a wide screen presentation.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2355	The boss is heavier than he looks.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2356	I mean, I know they want us to be more collaborative, but this is ridiculous.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2357	Sorry, but I'm just not that into the whole squad goals thing.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2358	You lefties always screw things up.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2359	Hey - there's no 'I' in team.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2360	He has small hands.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2361	Look, time was we used to bring violin cases to business with Trump. Is it any wonder, given the election, we bring a slide trombone case now?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2362	Today we're demonstrating the latest model RKC - Road Kill Carrier.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2363	Can we call it the not-so-briefcase?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2364	"How many business majors does it take to screw in a light bulb"?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2365	I got the Trump Special: extra-long roll, salami, provolone, lettuce, tomato and extra mayo. What do you got?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2366	Setting up across from that collapsed building should net us beaucoup lawsuits.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2367	It fits the bill.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2368	Now that we've started job sharing, how about we share those sandwiches too?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2369	Okay, when we get into the interview-- just remember, we're one person.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2370	You don't see our side of the case, do you?	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2371	Short sales are so much easier to execute.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2372	Of course Stanley would have wanted it business as usual.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2373	Is it me? Or were those guys acting kind of Neanderthal?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2374	Just think but for Trump we would never had the folding stretcher.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2375	A traditional coffin might look pretty, but this is so much lighter!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2376	If you forget the presentation, can you dance the twist?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2377	Okay, wise guy, next time YOU put the mambas into the briefcase!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2378	The size of this brief better not correlate with the length of the trial....	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2379	I should have told her I have a big package.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2380	There's safety in numbers, but this is silly, we're grown men.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2381	Weekend At Bernie Sanders'.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2382	We're big on teamwork here, wait til you see the bathroom	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2383	So much better than each of us carrying 3 briefcases...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2384	In this case, it's not so brief.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2385	Are we having another sleepover?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2386	Sure, we can leave him holding the bag. But my conscience will trouble me for a long long time.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2387	It's not that I mind the middle handle, I just don't feel like I'm carrying my own weight around here.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2388	If you fit, we'll sneak you out next.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2389	Welcome to Three's Company.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2390	Who needs guns when you have the case?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2391	I play the world's largest harmonica at this club after work.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2392	Now don't forget. It's happy anniversary, not birthday.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2393	Wiener dog jokes at a Dachshund murder scene are over the top	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2394	I use this to carry giant squeeze packs of catsup and relish in case one of the IT guys brings another giant wiener for lunch.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2395	I don't know, but I've been TOLLLDDD...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2396	Not what I had in mind when I suggested job sharing.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2397	Gary likes the briefcase. When you're carpool captain, we can use the backpack.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2398	You think you can't smell now?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2399	Looks like we've really got things "handled" Todd... AMIRITE!!?!?! C'MON!!!	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2400	I didn't know "killer presentation'' meant THAT!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2401	I'm starting to rethink this briefcase pooling idea.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2402	This is the second smallest wedding I've every catered.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2403	It's Trump's briefs.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2404	I thought we'd never lay this case to rest.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2405	I sure miss the days when we had our own BRIEFcases ...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2406	When I look in the mirror...I see a reflection of someone else's face.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2407	Like I said, George, the firm's management committee is looking for new ways to promote collegiality and teamwork. Now, could you swing out to the left.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2408	Plausible deniability isn't as big a deal as it used to be.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2409	The chairman's whole "stretch-limo" thing began when his ex said he had small hands.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2410	Oh for god's sake, it's not like this is a bus.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2411	I always deliver my tax return in person.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2412	Red dot special	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2413	Alright! Tomorrow you can be up front!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2414	Let's hope third time's the charm.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2415	Stan, this is the last time I will carry your stupid longjohns.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2416	Last week it was pall bearer, next week 10 foot subs for a retirement party.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2417	I draw the line at sharing my briefs.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2418	I think we should propose a merger of equals	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2419	Even though the boss says, believe him, there's no problem, we've been asked to present photos.	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2420	We should go for 'open carry.'	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2421	It's the corporate ladder.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2422	Let's keep this case civil, Ricardo.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2423	This is how we smuggle putters into our office.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2424	Democrat?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2425	Psst! On 'three' we drop it, OK?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2426	This team thing has go too far !	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2427	Does a promotion mean i ... keep this? Or get rid of it?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2428	We need to show them we're on the same page.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2429	I read they do this at Google	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2430	Gosh, Mark Cuban is an a$$hole.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2431	We'd be more balanced, if I was an Asian woman.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2432	Well, you have to admit Smith's working himself to the bone to get the vice-presidency Roberts wound up giving his son for finishing nursery school is it's no sweat being his pallbearer.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2433	The frankincense makes we three required.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2434	What does she even do here?	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2435	These three guys need to hold one suitcase because of their ridiculously small hands.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2436	I'm starting to think the sharing economy has gone too far.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2437	The 'Yoga for Beginners' class meets down the hall.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2438	This is our last bathroom break before lunch!	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2439	I'm tired of chasing "Flat Stanley" around the world.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2440	If at first you don't succeed, Tri, Tri, Tri again.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2441	Did you ever imagine being a pallbearer for an anorexic friend?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2442	The ad said 3 assistants needed for company's attaché	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2443	I hate team projects.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2444	Undertakers: Beware the Ides of March !! Underpaid doctors can "undertake" new moonlighting jobs ...	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2445	You call it a football?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2446	It's attache-d case.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2447	This "Three's Company" reboot has really jumped the shark.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2448	Our new job description is "white collar Sherpa".	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2449	How well did you know this brief?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2450	Do you know how many middle-aged men would kill for this job?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2451	Your first day and you're already sharing a big case with the partners.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2452	We should have brought the briefcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2453	People think it's easy transporting Trump's hair care products.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2454	we worked at my house last week, ever since we started working from home it seems like its always my week.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2455	I don't think this is really what a "three way" is.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2456	This new "power team" approach is getting out of hand.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2457	The secret is whether this year's company Easter Bunny is dark or milk chocolate	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2458	This wasn't my idea of a triumvirate.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2459	Don't tell anyone it's a folding table.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2460	I told you we should have gone with plan B.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2461	This will be brief. We've never lost a case.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2462	It's nice that they print the nuclear launch codes in large print for President Sanders, but it does make things more difficult for us.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2463	I'm feeling it's little more heavy than awkward.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2464	'Things get dicey in the bathroom.'	1.0000	inf	1	1	0	0
2465	I'm having difficulty getting used to the extent of our merger.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2466	Don't worry it's not going to move t	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2467	If these smart phones get any bigger, I swear I'm giving 'em up.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2468	I'm sorry, but our ad specified that we are looking for a highbrow right hand man.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2469	At least the boss can't fire us now.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2470	Are you sure the invitation said to bring your own table?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2471	Welcome to the sales team.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2472	Chauncey, let's not have any of that 'thinking outside the box' crap during today's presentation shall we.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2473	If you stop looking at me like that, maybe she won’t realize it’s a corpse.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2474	I hope the concerto for three left hands and a right hand goes well.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2475	I think you've moved too far to the left.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2476	wait till you see what they did to the bathrooms.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2477	I still think we would have less conspicuous carrying pistols in shoulder holsters.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2478	Do we make our presentation using Trump's logic or Hillary's principles?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2479	This isn't working for me; I want to go back to having my own briefcase.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2480	By the way, we'll all have to leave at 3:15 today....I've got root canal work scheduled.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2481	We better have one hell of a Shotgun Clause.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2482	Yes, POTUS' list of potential Supreme Court nominees is getting quite long.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2483	Now we'll just have to wait for the dust to settle.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2484	I am pulling my weight	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2485	All the Millennials carry group briefcases nowadays.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2486	So, what's the plan for when those burritos start screamin' at me?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2487	What did she mean that was a weird massage?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2488	Don't you think there is a better way to carry ladder?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2489	What's your problem? The boss said he wanted a big alligator case, so we got one, capeesh?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2490	Miley's here.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2491	These streamlined coffins are so easy to carry.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2492	Sure it's cost effective, but brief case sharing is extreme.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2493	The briefcase is obsolete... that's our sales pitch.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2494	I never realized you were left handed.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2495	Good thing we're roommates...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2496	Don't hate to be bearer of bad news?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2497	I used to have you job but now I'm the middleman.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2498	Distributive justice necessitates a distributed briefcase.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2499	I always wondered why they're usually kept so brief.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2500	Light as a feather, it's great to be the middleman!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2501	Snitch	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2502	Any idea for a caption?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2503	Well ... we do the job of one.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2504	I'm trying to disguise my viola as an AK-47.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2505	I've got the blueprints in the case. I think they'll be impressed!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2506	Dave, I thought that we all agreed to carry the briefcase with our left hand?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2507	It's going to the dead letter file.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2508	Trust me - three man pool is the greatest game ever invented.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2509	I anticipate a real long session today. So I left my brief case at home.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2510	This is what he wanted.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2511	I had no idea I would be pallbearer to so many cases until after Justice Scalia passed.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2512	Shouldn't we stagger which side we're each on?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2513	Here comes a right turn, two steps for every one I take.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2514	I bet they didn't think a white guy could play the koto.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2515	There's nothing wrong with the size of his gloves.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2516	I suppose you also want to cut out the middle man.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2517	Someone should have told me about the Boss's Inner Punster before I insisted that we all be put on the same case.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2518	It is no an indication of physical weakness; we believe in 'shared responsibility'.....	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2519	Who are you that we should go to this length to accommodate your trust issues?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2520	It's a good thing Fenton has a left arm.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2521	When he said we'd be sharing cases, I did not take it literally.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2522	With such small hands-- either do this or run for GOP nomination.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2523	These ten year plans are a real back breaker.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2524	Joe, my last day is Friday. I'm tired of being the middle man.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2525	''We save on buying separate brief cases."	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2526	Due to the size of the dearly departed the funeral home only needed three pall bearers.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2527	Are you two plotting to cut out the middleman? middlemen.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2528	We're admen, Richards. We present ideas to the client, then load them in the hearse.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2529	I was so alone.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2530	By the way, Moe, I paid extra for your handle.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2531	Do you think we're taking this commute sharing thing a bit too far?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2532	The boss certainly does a lot of weekend reading.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2533	Have you ever considered the sawed off version?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2534	Spewell, Deutch and Rowland eschews brief cases.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2535	Must you always order the giant burrito?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2536	The next time they ask if I'm a team player, I'm saying "No".	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2537	It was a committee decision.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2538	Dibs on the pudding cup.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2539	The swordfish brief	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2540	So, we're going with three pool cues, yeah?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2541	Keeping the GOP candidate secret until the last moment (or poll).	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2542	This is the biggest case I've ever worked on	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2543	"Our presentation? I thought his critique* was rather lengthy." *underlined	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2544	You're right, the elevator is faster.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2545	Does this briefcase make my hands look small?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2546	We had to use a road roller to fit him in the box.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2547	Two Lefts Don't Make a Right...but Three Do	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2548	For a T-Rex, it's awfully light.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2549	It's the new triple secure delivery.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2550	Thank God Ben Carson's back!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2551	Have a good night's sleep last night? I happened to notice you tossing and turning a little.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2552	This draft might get through the House, but the Senate will find it too long.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2553	I hope our suitcase doesn't get us in trouble like it did last time." "I'm worried we'll get that mad secret-agent room again." "Guys, we're here. Let's open the door..." "ITS THE SECRET AGENT ROOM!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2554	Ok guys, all we have to do is make sure nobody knows that in this suitcase lies the perfect ingredient for Jeff's surprise party.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2555	You're on the wrong side again Larry.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2556	Flat Stanley deserves better	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2557	Save for a few oversights, I'd say the merger was a success.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2558	On the contrary, I thought there was just the right amount of humour in our presentation.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2559	Seems like the briefs keep getting longer and longer.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2560	Many hands makes for clumsy work	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2561	Hoffa	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2562	Is bigger is better really going to work?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2563	It's time to massage the results.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2564	He's big on mergers.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2565	I'm telling you. Briefcase pooling is going to be the next big thing.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2566	I told you we were going to look like idiots.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2567	You had to be the one to saw the girl in half, you had to be the big shot on this one. Now what are you going to tell her mother, and don't ask about super glue again.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2568	Yes, Jeff, I get it -- you're a manager. But you're not a middle manager.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2569	I'm thinking 'Uber Attache' is a bridge too far.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2570	It's all about that bass.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2571	You get used to it after you've been job sharing a while.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2572	Your display of white short is pretty ostentatious.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2573	I guess I'm not quite sold on this Briefcase-B-N-B idea.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2574	All your presentations fall flat, Higgins.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2575	I resent your disintermediation suggestions.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2576	We are coming today to bury Flat Stanley.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2577	Another proposal that will be dead on arrival.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2578	Mac OS X Python. Too literal?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2579	I take it you clicked the service agreement without reading it, too?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2580	I don't even work on this floor.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2581	There really is an Uber for everything now.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2582	Anarchist	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2583	I reckon octets have to take the stairs.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2584	They will agree to settle before we even open it.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2585	Now remember, the last guy left with his hand on the briefcase gets the corner office, but he has to share the private bathroom with the other two guys.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2586	Isn't it funny how heavy this is?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2587	How do I say this? This thing is just a cover. I left the memory chip in the airport washroom.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2588	Your wife seems happy we're bringing work home.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2589	You were right, this is the easiest way to remove an interloper from a Trump rally.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2590	No, this isn't the mile high club, and I have no desire to fly on your magic carpet.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2591	The boss wants this to go smoothly.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2592	Well, it's time to retire this suitcase until next year's Academy Awards.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2593	You would think the body of the banana republican party will be heavier than this.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2594	Common planning time is a pain in the butt.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2595	You know our side will always carry more weight.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2596	Now do you believe in economies of scale?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2597	Make sure Mr. Trumps wigs are cleaned and combed before he makes his speech.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2598	Ready for another long meeting?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2599	You don't really have to do this.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2600	Ya, Iam sorry it's so heavy, but it's going to be a Big Wall; there is a ton of paperwork. A Big Beautiful Wall.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2601	So my daughter tells me we should be worried about this thing called "the cloud".	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2602	'Team building's OK, but this is ridiculous.'	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2603	Our 'unified team approach' sucks in elevators.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2604	Ted just always has to be first handle.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2605	According to HR, I only have to carry the middle handle on Tuesdays.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2606	Berra, maybe.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2607	I picked the right side, Johnson. You're getting left behind.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2608	Don't you hate spread sheets.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2609	Try not to be too obvious.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2610	They said it would take about three attorney's to handle this case...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2611	Yes, it is a big large for a briefcase, but it's where Trump keeps his other set of hands.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2612	McMullen and I can handle this ourselves.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2613	Do you even lift?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2614	Escalators and stairs are a bit more challenging.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2615	n "No one suspects that it's an ironing board.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2616	These are the contracts for our NBA clients.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2617	This brings 'working in tandem' to a whole new level.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2618	We can take it from here. Your role was purely utilitarian.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2619	No, no, no! That's MY exit strategy!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2620	Uber's gone too far this time	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2621	No, that's not the reason your in the back.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2622	I always wondered what was meant by the "sharing economy".	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2623	We’re putting the band back together.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2624	you and your bargain attaches...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2625	How long 'till you think ol' Bartleby's gonna start to smell?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2626	It's the big short, so shuddup!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2627	"That	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2628	Looks like we bought the same exact suitcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2629	I know you called 'shotgun' first. Just not in the elevator!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2630	Lawyers live matter	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2631	He always wanted to go quietly.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2632	Republicans scoffed at the Full Employment Act.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2633	I know they weren't specific, but I think they meant bring your live kid to work day	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2634	These group projects are getting way out of hand.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2635	I can't believe THIS is what they came up with for the 21st century casket.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2636	You mock our corporate teambuilding exercise by walking on the wrong side.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2637	Where do you want to set up?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2638	I can't shake the feeling that if we downsize, I'll be the first to go.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2639	I usually open carry but I can't find my keys.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2640	Don't be the tail wagging the dog!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2641	A merger of equals? Not when the deal papers are delivered by a hearse.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2642	"So which shift do you want?''	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2643	That's what she said!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2644	Two's a company, but three's a crowdsource.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2645	There's no 'I' in 'team'.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2646	I don't know about you but I have a really good feeling about that interview Jeff.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2647	'This BRIEFfcase is an oxymoron?' Gee, never heard that one before.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2648	I've gotta pee.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2649	And I thought the merger was a bit of a stretch.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2650	Golf clubs, maybe?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2651	We are THREE... mild and crazy guys!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2652	With three guys on this case, we've definitely got them beat.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2653	It's the "not so brief" case.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2654	The Sharing Economists	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2655	No, my part is way heavier than yours.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2656	You're the new adjunct attaché?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2657	Looks like we all have a good handle on the case.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2658	I admire your positive thinking Alex, but "NO NO NO" does not mean "maybe."	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2659	Trust me	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2660	Who suggested we have a giant hoagie for lunch?	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2661	And if something should happen to him... Bam! We both move up.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2662	I understand the firm needs to cut costs, but we still deserve individual briefcases.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2663	Remember back in the 80s when they told us that computers would result in a paperless society?	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2664	RyanAir.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2665	Do YOU feel more autonomous carrying out these team-building exercises?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2666	"Wanna see 'no hands' again?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2667	Remember, bring out the Bazooka right after I say ' Are you ready to pay for the wall yet Mexico?'	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2668	And why would three people be needed to carry a trombone?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2669	It's a lengthy brief.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2670	I agreed to the carpool and the time-share vacation condo, but this is totally ridiculous!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2671	Because we're a team. That's why!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2672	Are you sure Hank done it this way?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2673	You know- maybe people wouldn't stare at us as much if we didn't dress like the bad guys in The Matrix..	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2674	So much for the sharing economy.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2675	Of course we’ll have to change the name to Dewey, Cheatem, Howe & Rappaport.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2676	You asked me to buy you that lottery ticket, but what about him?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2677	Isn't she our neighbor. I wonder what she's up to ?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2678	Just remember, small hands big briefcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2679	I hate being conjoined at the toe.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2680	Talk about luck...three xylophone players in one office.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2681	You know that teaming software they got us? This is the computer.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2682	The client insists on a gold-plated defense.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2683	Three-piece suits are "out," but the triple briefcase will always be "in."	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2684	I know it's ridiculous, but the new boss loves teamwork	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2685	Extendocase, when an ordinary briefcase just won't do!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2686	Wait until the jury gets a look at these Mormon briefs.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2687	...and when you feel ready to also be a little more flexible in your attitude, you're welcome to come back and join our group again.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2688	I value self-reliance above all else... in my employees.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2689	We are all into this now!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2690	They ain't gonna miss him for a couple of hours so as long as we don't do something stupid to bring attention to ourselves.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2691	I am not responsible for your being third in line..your responsibilty problem is responsible.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2692	I'll brief you later on the case	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2693	When I joined the Secret Service the last detail I expected to receive was carrying Donald Trump's hair around.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2694	I heard the next move is to make us share a single Netflix queue.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2695	Why can't you be a team player and carry on your left?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2696	We've got to maintain the image that we're all in this together.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2697	I really thought our idea was a home run this time.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2698	If we assemble Dr. Carson early we can surely fix that anti-Trump glitch.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2699	I'm tired of being on the heavy metals demo team. Plus, I think it's making our eyes bug out of our heads.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2700	Remember: All for one and one for all.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2701	No, you can't be in front. It's a Trump rally.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2702	This man bag will get us tons of chicks.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2703	Have you noticed Bernie has two more left sleeve buttons than me and one more than you.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2704	I mean, you can't blame her for staring.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2705	This is heavy like Kim's nude selfie.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2706	What's that saying again? Three connected briefcases are better than one.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2707	Just say we're concealing a weapon.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2708	I can't wait to meet our wife.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2709	Do you think she could smell what's in the briefcase?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2710	You take the kill shot, we'll handle the collateral damage.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2711	This is what comes from exaggerating.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2712	What's a computer?	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2713	You know what they say about men with long briefcases----They have long dic-tations.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2714	You should see the case we use to carry the boss' ego.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2715	You can try to fit this thing by your feet at the meeting.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2716	The prosecutor is anything but brief.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2717	Another day at United Pallbearers.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2718	Well I heard that Fred here is retiring, and you're gonna get the middle handle.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2719	We should stick with the original pitch for our shared economy business idea. "Suitcasely" - for men in suites who work in the same office and are in the same meetings all day long.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2720	I guess I should have told you that the client really prefers left-handed accountants.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2721	I think management is taking this team work thing a little too far.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2722	Don't listen to her, we're a trio not a threesome. I promise.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2723	Welcome to the Bobsled account.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2724	Do you think she suspects the boss is in the case?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2725	Look again: The nose of the large head is the chin of the small head.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2726	I worry the witness's deposition might be too long?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2727	Do we have to be on the same team again?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2728	The new "lengthy" case brings a team of suits closer together.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2729	So you're the right-hand man.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2730	Let's take this thing.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2731	I thought I was taking the lead on this case.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2732	You know the last one of these we carried turned out to be your partner's casket?" "Yeah? Well, let's hope that this one is your wife..." "...Agreed.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2733	Now that Mr. Trump is president, it takes 3 of us to carry the nuclear football.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2734	Are you sure this is what they meant by 'meeting with the brass?'	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2735	That's none of your business, snake. I mean Blake.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2736	When you enter the conference room be sure not to bump into the door	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2737	You're not carrying your load.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2738	There is nothing brief about this brief case.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2739	Yes, I am the middle man and I say we should have gone one floor up.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2740	It's true. The bigger the briefs, the sweeter the legal motion.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2741	They won't suspect us, we're not Muslims!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2742	Not my idea of how a bassoon trio would work.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2743	I think we need a coxswain.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2744	Toasted, Triple Long Sub, with everything on it.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2745	This is taking teamwork a little too far.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2746	The courthouse is a good place for us legal pad salesmen!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2747	Guys, I know we are three men doing one job, but I think we could at least bring separate briefcases to work.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2748	It's the new corporate plan for standardizing sleeve buttons.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2749	I miss being a human centipede.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2750	Parker ordered it when he heard the new CEO was into threesomes.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2751	How else should we carry our long underwear?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2752	I still say he wanted a three piece suit.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2753	It's a new super computer. This is just the keynoard.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2754	What's all this talk about cutting out the middle man?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2755	Accessorizing with synergy suits you.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2756	How the Mob disposes of Graft Paper.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2757	The agency is big on portmanteau words.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2758	One day you too could be middle briefcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2759	The next time, remember to buy a ream of 8x10.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2760	They're not BRIEF case briefs.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2761	Is this the new 2016 suitcase they made?I wonder what it will look like in 2026.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2762	Right...right...right left right...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2763	Consider us as the three wise men reincarnated.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2764	Why must you always be on the left?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2765	Personally, I think he's overcompensating for something.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2766	you know, ever since the boss started on nutrasystem, this carrying him to the limo is SO much easier...........	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2767	Believe it or not, we used to have four on a briefcase.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2768	Remember to tell them we worked at Uber.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2769	They didn't have to kill our proposal	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2770	I hope our next President simplifies the diversity regulations.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2771	Subway must really want their recipe for the four-foot-long kept secret.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2772	That's how we decided to go in the opposite direction of the paperless company.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2773	When is Charlie going to start carrying his own weight?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2774	This new technology could make smartphones obsolete!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2775	I'm getting this sinking feeling that it's not going to be a brief case...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2776	I understood when one person needed to do the work of three, but I don't get this new strategy.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2777	The judge said he dislikes long briefs.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3

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