Rank |
Caption |
Mean |
Precision |
Total votes |
"Unfunny" votes |
"Somewhat funny" votes |
"Funny" votes |
0 |
We're pretentious, not ostentatious. |
2.2500 |
0.16801 |
32 |
11 |
2 |
19 |
1 |
Broga meets on the 2nd floor. |
2.0000 |
0.24152 |
16 |
7 |
2 |
7 |
2 |
Please put that back in reception. |
1.9000 |
0.17951 |
10 |
2 |
7 |
1 |
3 |
I told you to bring your own, that's from our lobby. |
1.8571 |
0.17719 |
14 |
4 |
8 |
2 |
4 |
Let her out, Fred. |
1.8462 |
0.24926 |
13 |
6 |
3 |
4 |
5 |
First visit? |
1.8462 |
0.22206 |
13 |
5 |
5 |
3 |
6 |
I'm sorry, but we cancelled the order because Governor Christie has dropped the class. |
1.8333 |
0.24100 |
12 |
5 |
4 |
3 |
7 |
Sorry, that won't fly! |
1.8333 |
0.20719 |
12 |
4 |
6 |
2 |
8 |
I'm sorry, we don't allow performance enhancing rugs. |
1.8333 |
0.16667 |
12 |
3 |
8 |
1 |
9 |
Man cave yoga is in the back. |
1.8182 |
0.26348 |
11 |
5 |
3 |
3 |
10 |
Look, you and I both know that doesn't fly in here. |
1.8182 |
0.29598 |
11 |
6 |
1 |
4 |
11 |
Yoga for idiots is tomorrow. |
1.7857 |
0.21429 |
14 |
6 |
5 |
3 |
12 |
I assume you are new at this. |
1.7778 |
0.32394 |
9 |
5 |
1 |
3 |
13 |
First class? |
1.7692 |
0.23077 |
13 |
6 |
4 |
3 |
14 |
Magic carpet yoga is on the roof |
1.7500 |
0.21760 |
12 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
15 |
We voted to allow the rug, but not the coffee table. |
1.7500 |
0.31339 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
16 |
If she's actually dead, I don't think yoga can help. |
1.7500 |
0.25000 |
12 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
17 |
First time here? |
1.7500 |
0.17944 |
12 |
4 |
7 |
1 |
18 |
No, I'm pretty sure all of the hotties have their own mats. |
1.7500 |
0.21760 |
12 |
5 |
5 |
2 |
19 |
Our position on this is inflexible. |
1.7500 |
0.31339 |
8 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
20 |
Not if it was the last mat on Earth. |
1.7500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
3 |
4 |
1 |
21 |
Your failure to follow instructions is restricting my infinite bliss. |
1.7500 |
0.25000 |
12 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
22 |
You're sure it's the one you came in with, and not my missing office rug? |
1.7500 |
0.25000 |
12 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
23 |
The rug can stay but those tube socks have got to go. |
1.7500 |
0.27866 |
12 |
7 |
1 |
4 |
24 |
First day? |
1.7273 |
0.27273 |
11 |
6 |
2 |
3 |
25 |
This is just like that time you brought the foam finger to the ballet. |
1.7273 |
0.19498 |
11 |
4 |
6 |
1 |
26 |
These better be natural fibers. |
1.7273 |
0.27273 |
11 |
6 |
2 |
3 |
27 |
Everyone is equally welcome here. But you need to leave. |
1.7273 |
0.27273 |
11 |
6 |
2 |
3 |
28 |
I'm afraid that won't fly |
1.7273 |
0.23706 |
11 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
29 |
Let's say smaller is better sometimes. |
1.7273 |
0.23706 |
11 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
30 |
You must be the new guy. |
1.7273 |
0.19498 |
11 |
4 |
6 |
1 |
31 |
This is a traditional Yoga studio. Polyvinyl Chloride mats only. |
1.7273 |
0.23706 |
11 |
5 |
4 |
2 |
32 |
Normally we use smaller mats, but I'm flexible. |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
33 |
You can stay but no grunting or high fiving this time. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
34 |
Unfortunately, we are not flexible on mats. |
1.7000 |
0.21344 |
10 |
4 |
5 |
1 |
35 |
Namaste. Now beat it. |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
36 |
The rug is fine. It's the Red Sox cap that offends my chakras. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
37 |
Men always think it's about size. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
38 |
Your first time here? |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
39 |
Ok, mansplain this one. |
1.7000 |
0.30000 |
10 |
6 |
1 |
3 |
40 |
Even when you try to do things I love you irritate me. |
1.7000 |
0.26034 |
10 |
5 |
3 |
2 |
41 |
One does not win at yoga. |
1.6667 |
0.25624 |
12 |
7 |
2 |
3 |
42 |
Let me guess, you drive a Hummer |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
43 |
Sorry, we don't permit manspreading here. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
44 |
Sorry, but to free your spirit from the illusory confines of the material world, you'll need our hundred-dollar yoga mat. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
45 |
Put it back in the foyer. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
46 |
Persian yoga is down the hall. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
47 |
You must be the guy from Om Depot. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
48 |
We meditate, not levitate. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
49 |
This is the Yoga room; Antiques Roadshow is in Studio C. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
50 |
OK, it stays. But the recliner and the flat-screen have to go. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
51 |
Very simply, because vinyl mats have been used for millennia. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
52 |
Yoga doesn't have a shortstop position. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
9 |
6 |
0 |
3 |
53 |
I'm sorry, but mats must be 100% unnatural. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
54 |
I suggest that you assume the Exiting Patron position. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
55 |
Please remove your hat and shoes, and place your mat under the coffee table. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
56 |
I was wrong about yoga being for everyone. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
9 |
6 |
0 |
3 |
57 |
Sure you do - and I play Rugby. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
58 |
It's not me, it's you. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
59 |
Personal space issues? |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
60 |
Dig deep as you contemplate the difference between a rug and a mat. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
61 |
My guess is that the 8:00 session probably has the best hooters. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
62 |
This is Power Yoga. Persian Yoga is next door. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
63 |
We have decided to go with the laminate. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
64 |
There's no such thing as a yoga rug, Jay. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
65 |
Please sir, we leave our shoes by the door |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
66 |
You do realize that shoes and socks are not acceptable |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
67 |
Before we start you're going to have to cut a rug. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
68 |
And I suppose your name is Aladdin. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
69 |
I think we'd be more comfortable if you took our course online. |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
70 |
Stop calling me Jasmine. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
71 |
Your first pose will be one I call "Restraining Order." |
1.6667 |
0.23570 |
9 |
4 |
4 |
1 |
72 |
Paleo yoga is tomorrow. |
1.6667 |
0.33333 |
9 |
6 |
0 |
3 |
73 |
Broga? |
1.6667 |
0.16667 |
9 |
3 |
6 |
0 |
74 |
I knew the Iran deal was a mistake. |
1.6667 |
0.28868 |
9 |
5 |
2 |
2 |
75 |
Let me guess, you're voting for Trump? |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
76 |
"What do you mean you killed your wife"? |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
77 |
Yo Yoga? That's across the street. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
78 |
Because yoga mats aren't meant to 'tie the room together'. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
79 |
You're calling me 'inflexible'? |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
80 |
I'm sorry there is no such thing as 'super size' yoga |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
81 |
You must become one with the exit. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
82 |
First time doing yoga? |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
83 |
No, we can't accommodate man spreading |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
84 |
I'm guessing this is your first time? |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
85 |
There's no room for manspreading down the eightfold path. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
86 |
The magic carpet class is upstairs. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
87 |
I think it'll really tie the room together. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
88 |
Sorry no hats allowed. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
89 |
Come back when you have a higher level of consciousness. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
90 |
I suggest you try Pilates. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
91 |
Unroll my student and leave before I call the police. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
92 |
I’m not your “dude.” |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
93 |
I'm sorry, but everyone has to come willingly. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
94 |
No, it's not because you're Muslim... |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
95 |
We are flexible. Just not in that way. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
96 |
I don't care if it is a magic carpet; it won't help you with the difficult poses. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
97 |
Are you by yourself? |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
98 |
You might want to stick with baseball. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
99 |
Your first time? I never would have guessed! |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
100 |
'Downward Dude' isn't a pose. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
101 |
You can join the class, but no bragging about the thread count. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
102 |
The manspreading class is down the hall. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
103 |
You'd be surprised how inflexible we can sometimes be. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
104 |
I'm sorry, "one with the rug" doesn't start until 4:20 |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
105 |
Looks like you really want to feel the burn. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
106 |
I see that you're still living with your mother. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
107 |
Flying lessons are on the Top Floor |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
108 |
That carpet belongs in the reception area. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
109 |
First time? |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
110 |
Before we start lets talk about expectations |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
111 |
Harold, this is just one of the many reasons we've got to break it off. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
112 |
Body disposal is out back. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
113 |
It smells like your dog has been doing more than downward facing on that thing. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
114 |
Oh sorry, this is Hatha Yoga. Persian Yoga is tomorrow. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
115 |
It's not the size of your mat, it's the angle of your downward facing dog that matters. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
116 |
Please put that back in the reception area and I will lend you a mat for today. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
117 |
Fine, as long as your downward dog doesn't bite. |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
118 |
That wasn't funny when we were dating either |
1.6250 |
0.26305 |
8 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
119 |
Bro-ga doesn't start until 10. |
1.6250 |
0.18298 |
8 |
3 |
5 |
0 |
120 |
Bro Yoga is two doors down. |
1.6250 |
0.32390 |
8 |
5 |
1 |
2 |
121 |
May I suggest you work on your outer self first. |
1.6000 |
0.22111 |
10 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
122 |
Numiskul. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
123 |
This is New York, people don't LIVE in that big of an area. |
1.5714 |
0.29738 |
7 |
4 |
2 |
1 |
124 |
It's not the carpet. It's the hat. |
1.5556 |
0.17568 |
9 |
4 |
5 |
0 |
125 |
Yes, you can do all your exercises facing Mecca. |
1.5556 |
0.29397 |
9 |
6 |
1 |
2 |
126 |
And what state you do hope to attain with that? |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
127 |
Welcome to Bow Down Yoga, where we really, really try not to be judgmental. |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
128 |
How do you expect to gentrify this neighborhood with that? |
1.5556 |
0.24216 |
9 |
5 |
3 |
1 |
129 |
No, our allotment of floor space is not based on the gender pay gap. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
130 |
I'm sure it would help you to relax, but you can't smoke that in here. |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
131 |
You must be the new bro-ga instructor. |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
132 |
You're right. A rug does make it feel like there's no place like "om". |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
133 |
So the only practice you've had is the 7th inning stretch? |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
134 |
Only if it flies. |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
135 |
I understand it really ties the room together; it's more an issue of space. |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
136 |
Put the instructor back. . .now. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
137 |
The new body you get is supposed to be your own. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
138 |
...because rubber mats don't have mites and chiggers |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
139 |
You're new here, aren't you? |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
140 |
I don't care if it really ties your mind, body, and spirit together. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
141 |
When I said that it was okay to bring a big, bushy carpet I was talking to the women in the class. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
142 |
The Yoga for Dummies class starts at noon. |
1.5000 |
0.22361 |
6 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
143 |
No, the complaints have not been about your baseball cap. |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
144 |
Fred, it's actually the socks. |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
145 |
Ok, but would you mind being anti-establishment in the corner? |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
146 |
Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at Party Down Yoga? |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
147 |
It doesn't need to tie the room together. |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
148 |
And you CAN'T listen to the ballgame either... |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
149 |
Let me guess, you have a coupon. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
150 |
Sorry, we do not allow rugrats. |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
151 |
Is this because I brought kale salad to your Super Bowl party? |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
2 |
152 |
Oh yes, this was an empty lot not too long ago... all yoga studios and coffee shops now |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
153 |
Sorry, we don't teach flying carpet. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
154 |
I'm surprisingly OK with the hat, wrist bands, and rug, but I just can't look past the tube socks. |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
155 |
Do you have a note from your wife? |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
156 |
A "patina of cat hair" does not count as "chi". |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
157 |
We get it. You're straight. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
158 |
The rug can stay,but that hat has to go |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
159 |
I'm here for the Persian yoga session. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
160 |
You're really challenging my bliss right now. |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
161 |
Sorry, Bow Wow Yoga doesn't meet here anymore. |
1.5000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
162 |
I'm sorry, this studio doesn't allow manspreading. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
163 |
I can't believe you wore that hat here. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
164 |
No, I've never heard of the grand master Yogi Berra. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
165 |
No, Kevin, this is the opposite of 'trying.'' |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
166 |
So, I understand you were home schooled. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
167 |
Well, okay....if it's from India. |
1.5000 |
0.26726 |
8 |
5 |
2 |
1 |
168 |
Sorry, we're not that flexible. |
1.5000 |
0.18898 |
8 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
169 |
Bigger isn't always better, Ron. |
1.5000 |
0.32733 |
8 |
6 |
0 |
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You weren't listening. I said I need a hug |
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Very funny. |
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Om-M-G |
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This is Amazon's best selling mat? |
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I'm sorry, we only do spiritual cleansing. |
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The light in me honors the clueless in you. Namaste. |
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You have to stop asking the girls to join your "magic mat." |
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Sorry, Persian Yoga for Beginners is on Wednesdays. |
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The dress code is sort of implied. |
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Beat it! |
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My boss said you can use the rug if you promise to keep your clothes on this time. |
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Clawing my way up this downward dog eat downward dog world. |
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Here, this has seen one too many downward squatting dogs. |
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Will you be facing East? |
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Put the body over with the others. |
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I'm fine with your choice of yoga mat. But the table and chairs will have to stay outside. |
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Your nonconformity does not conform to our nonconformity. |
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There's no manspreading in this class! |
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Most of the other boyfriends just wait outside. |
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Red neck power yoga is down the hall. |
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I'm very sorry sir but we don't have a first-class section. |
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I saw that rug in the lobby |
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So, new to yoga? |
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I said carpe diem! |
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Alladin's class is cancelled. He had to take off. |
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Try to think of yoga as everything that you are not. |
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Delivery? Oh, the coroner is next door. |
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The "Broga" class isn't until 6pm. |
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Sorry, you can't wear sneakers in here. |
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That's right - if you take up two spaces, you pay double the fee. |
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But 'home court advantage' does nothing for your practice. |
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What it is it with men and their obsession with size? |
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You're right- we don't need to do everything together. |
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That's Jeannie's mat. |
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That's the worst pick-up line I've ever heard. |
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It smells like your down dog peed on it. |
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The Corpse Pose does not require a corpse. |
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Unless you can make it fly, it's still a no. |
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You'll have to remove your hat. |
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Do you take a couch to a baseball game? |
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The manspreading class is at 4 pm. |
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Maybe after class, I can take you on a magic carpet ride? |
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What do you mean, 'Make Yoga Great Again'? |
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That's not how we roll. |
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I'm sorry the magic carpet class just ended |
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We're not THAT flexible. |
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You here for a yoga class or to hide a body? |
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Carpetbagger. |
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Just fly in? |
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And is your whole team going to join you? |
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Yes, we are flexible but.... |
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You didn't have an allergy to latex last night. |
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We like our foods natural but our mats synthetic. |
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How hard is it to Google ‘yoga mat’? |
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Let me guess -- just got divorced? |
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I am afraid your area rug will invade my personal space |
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Is it moth proof |
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I don't care if it was your grandmother's. |
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I signed up for the Premium Membership |
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Believe me, Bob, nobody will be bending down into your personal space. |
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Is this your first class? |
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Not a prayer. |
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You must have learned yoga in California. |
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I'm sure you'd be more comfortable at our sister studio: Bro Down Yoga. |
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Persian yoga was at 2pm |
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If, as you say, this is a magic carpet, then it's not a yoga mat, is it? |
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The magic carpet class has been canceled. |
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Oh, you'll feel the burn alright. |
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We don't allow wool mats in our vegan studio. |
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That will be useful for when you pass out and we have to move you. |
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Okay, okay, I'll stop calling you "Yoga Matt". |
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I'm guessing you haven't been here before. |
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I'm sorry but you can't take naps here anymore. |
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Who is taking the class, you or Cleopatra? |
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Trump Yoga is upstairs. |
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You're a little too hipster to participate |
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We don't allow man-spreading here. |
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I'm sorry sir, we do not offer high intensity yoga classes. |
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We don't need carpet braggers! |
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Bet you bring a typewriter to Starbucks too. |
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Well Mister Enjoys Yoga and Long Walks on the Beach, there's no Kathy here. |
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The hat isn't the problem. |
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No, the flying carpet class is down the hall. |
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That's not my area. |
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It's unorthodox, but I suppose a magic carpet would work as well as a mat. |
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This is your problem Dave..you always have to be different. |
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No must stay. |
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First time with yoga? |
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Why the shoes? |
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No,the other ladies would not like to share your mat with you. |
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The Dude wants his rug back. |
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You're putting me in a tough position here, Greg. |
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Jules, did you see a sign on the door that read 'Dead Nigger Storage'? |
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Actually, size does matter. So does smell. |
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Yoga for Dummies class is next door. |
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Have you considered joining our pre-beginners class? |
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Sorry...no larger than 4 X 3, one color and no intrusive designs. |
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I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I don't think this relationship is going to work. |
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Sorry, but the "Angry White" yoga class has been cancelled until after the Republican debates. |
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Feeling a bit inadequate today? |
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Why don't you start with the man cave, couch potato, reclining sloth pose. |
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Extreme yoga is on the second floor. |
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You're like some guy with an RV camper going backpacking. |
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That isn't how we roll! |
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I don't care if it really ties the room together, you need a yoga mat. |
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I'm sorry but yoga is not a spectator sport. |
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Blue collar yoga is upstairs. |
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Our policies are not flexible. |
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Sorry, we don't do the Seventh Inning Stretch. |
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Sorry, Persian yoga is next door. |
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Leave your sarcasm at the door. |
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I guess in some cases we do judge here. |
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You know, size doesn't matter? |
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It's not about the rug, Lance. |
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Sorry, there's really no such thing as a 'pick-up game' in yoga. |
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First time I presume... |
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This is my assertive pose. |
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Your mantra should be Hoover |
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This is Hatha Yoga, sir, not Haha Yoga. |
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You know, yoga just might not be your thing. |
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If you can make that carpet fly, yes. Otherwise, no. |
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Are you here for a yoga class or are you moving in? |
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I'm here to set up for Aladdin's 2 o'clock. |
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What I told you last night about size does not apply here |
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Compensate much? |
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I am sorry, this is not Persian Yoga. |
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Well, maybe Yoga isn't for everyone after all. |
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Sorry, but for our next class, that needs to Namaste at home. |
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This must be your first and last time. |
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No, the mat doesn't need to match the size of your ego. |
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We're a hot yoga studio and you're not hot. |
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We don't roll that way. |
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No frills yoga is down the hall |
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Goodbye Ted. I'm sorry. It's not your energy, it's mine. |
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How thoughtful. You've brought enough yoga mat to share with the whole class. |
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Sit on it. Lie on it. Just don't try to smoke it. |
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The mosque is two doors down. |
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We get it. Your hands are big, the rug is big, just take of the Make America Great hat so we can get started. |
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We don't practice the couch potato position here. |
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That was an excellent 'Sup Dog.' |
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You're absolutely certain this mat was grass-fed? |
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Your first yoga class? |
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I guess we need more targeted marketing. |
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I see you've mastered the dickhead pose. |
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This isn't Antique Roadshow. |
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I'm normally pretty flexible, but I just can't bend on this. |
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I've never heard of the "hibernating bear" position. |
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Am. I. Speaking. Slowly. Enough. For. You? |
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Well, at least you'll feel the burn. |
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You're welcome to use that rug, but I'll have to charge you for two people. |
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The difference is your Chakras know the difference. That's the difference. |
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You forgot the coffee and end tables |
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I'm not that flexible. |
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Listen Aladdin, this is a yoga class, not a flight school. |
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Sorry, Bro Down Yoga is across the street. |
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I suppose re-purposing IS ecofriendly |
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Looks like someone took corpse pose too seriously. |
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Compensating, are we? |
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It's BOW DOWN Yoga - not BEDOIN Yoga! |
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If there's a body in there, you have to leave. |
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We don't accept Groupons. |
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We're promoting mat diversity. |
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So you intend to go right from chair pose to your noon prayer? |
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No manspreading. |
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We're here to stretch, Jimmy, not to fly. |
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You must be our lucky 'free trial' winner. |
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Persian yoga is Tuesdays and Thursdays. |
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I'm not sure it's relevant that the rug store was going out of business. |
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No, naptime is across the hall. |
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Sorry, manspreading isn't allowed here. |
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Wanda's Magic Carpet Ride is a block farther on the left. |
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Tell Mr. Trump he can use a regular mat like everyone else. |
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Just how much personal space do you need? |
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I'm guessing this is your first day of yoga ? |
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Yeah, this did used to be a rug store....... |
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Namaleave. |
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You know you're paying for an extra slot, right? |
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It's a no-fly zone, Alladin. |
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This is Ashram Yoga, not afghan Yoga |
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Magic carpet riding lessons are Thursday evenings at 8:00. |
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I just feel I need my own space for a while. |
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No, we can't teach your magic carpet to fly. |
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I don’t care if disallowing an Indian rug is antithetical. |
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Unless that's magic, it's not gonna fly here. |
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What? Are you pimping your ride? |
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This is hot yoga. The rug burn is tomorrow. |
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I am impressed. You rolled your own. |
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"Naps and snacks are not permitted' |
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This is your first time, isn't it? |
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It's not the rug that concerns me. |
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Normally I'd bend over backwards... |
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We're not as flexible as you might think. |
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This just means for our fishing trip next week, I get to bring whatever I want. |
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That won't fly in here. |
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Fine, just don't get a rug burn |
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Sorry, but our yoga class for furniture movers is next week. |
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Yes, we are all in this together, but you do realize it's $1,468 per square foot don't you? |
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My problem? Let's start with your hat. |
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The spirit within me can't believe the spirit within you is here. |
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I love that you're protesting the commercialization of yoga culture, Jeremy. |
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Yo. Go. |
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No, we can't be flexible about this. |
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I see you're angry with establishment yoga. |
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Have you seen the instructor? |
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Please find your breath elsewhere. |
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Don't Judge a Yogi By Their Mat |
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Sorry. The flying carpet yoga class doesn’t start until next week. |
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Maybe you'd be happier at Cousin Eddie's Yoga Barn. |
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We don't do man's spread here. |
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It's yoga, yog-a, not yog-i. |
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Well it's better than Mr. Drew's bear skin. |
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Enlightenment happens AFTER conforming to social norms. |
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Your passive-aggressive schtick is wearing thin. Please go home and make dinner for the kids, okay? |
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Yoga-tta be kidding me. |
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What cha got there? Gonna take a magic carpet ride? |
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No, the Persian class was this morning. |
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You'll have to smoke that outside. |
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A larger mat will not help you master yoga any faster. |
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All yoga mats are oriental rugs, but not all oriental rugs are yoga mats. |
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No carpets allowed. Try fringe yoga down the street. |
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Even if your downward dog is a Persian mastiff, you can't use it. |
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Let me guess--first time doing yoga? |
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Please take your "special rug" and move your asanas out of here. |
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Murder victim disposal is next door. |
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We are not interested in making yoga great again. |
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And I say you can't nama-'stay'. |
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The first thing you have to learn is that less is more. |
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Let's try to keep that mantra below stadium-noise level today, Chad. |
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Actually, the rug is cool, but the socks gave to go. |
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They stopped offering casual Fridays months ago. |
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Thanks for leaving the beer keg outside. |
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Please don't bring it again. It smells like one too many downward dogs. |
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Where do you want me to put President Trump's yoga mat? |
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First time? I can always spot the unbalanced. |
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It was given to me by a Yoga Genie |
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I was here first! |
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The studio does not allow astro-turf, you need a yoga mat. |
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Unfortunately, nobody here goes by Jasmine! |
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I see you are keeping it old school with the handwoven yoga mat |
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OK. You've made your point. I never should have forced you to come to yoga class. |
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For the last time, sir...there is no way you can do yoga in those shorts. |
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Assume the turn-around-and-get-the-hell-out-of-here pose, please. |
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You're definitely going to feel the burn. |
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But that rug really tied the room together. |
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Sir, your wife wasn't finished meditating. |
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Sorry. Today is Low Lunge. Plow Pose is next week. |
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I'm new too. Not as new as you. |
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Why must males always have bigger equipment? |
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No, we do not do sleepovers. |
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No, this is about exercise, not obedience. |
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Hmmm. Let me meditate on that one. ... |
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That's what happens when you buy your mat from Craigslist. |
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Unless there is a more limber body in there, you can leave. |
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I'm just saying, there may be an issue with finding your inner balance. |
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It can't make your team win. But you will care less if they lose. |
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No, just hot yoga. Try 31st between Park and Lex for Persian. |
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This is for exercise, not prayer. |
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So first we breath slowly. And we are mindful. Then, we talk about your mat. |
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No, dude, I don't think it ties this room together at all. |
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Please understand there will be a $25 excess baggage fee. |
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I don't want to practice my downward dog pose next to a rug that smells like dog. |
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Fine . . . but when we go to the ballgame I get to take your recliner |
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Shoes not allowed. |
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Henry, I never doubted that your's is bigger than mine. |
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Namaste Lance. You are the first Texan to try our Groupon. |
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This is "Bow Down Yoga". The "Moving Man Yoga" is next door |
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A magic mat, you say? Can I use it to get fit without exerting myself? |
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Ixnay on the rug, ixnay on the Twister mat rolled up inside. |
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Size does matter |
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Carpet and mat are not synonyms. |
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Thanks but it goes at the front door. |
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You will never reach Nirvana with that thing. |
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You know we have loaner mats, right? |
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Your third eye must be pretty farsighted. |
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Do you even yoga, bro? |
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I don't feel I'm ready to start a family. |
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You misunderstood, I asked for a hug! |
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This is kundalini, Persian yoga is down the street. |
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Namaste Dammit |
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I liked you better when you carried a blanket, Linus. |
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Carpetbagger Yoga is across the street. |
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Pardon me, but if you don't have a more traditional yoga mat, get your asana out of here. |
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In yoga, unlike politics, size doesn't matter. |
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This is beginning yoga. We don't have a pathetically clueless yoga class. |
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Om my God. |
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Sorry, but at this studio we consider 'throw-ga' to be a radical fringe movement. |
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I don't care that Mr. Trump can only use a "Persian", we don't allow those anymore' We've sent all our "0rientals " back to their original countries. |
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It's nice that you're finally making an effort to share my interests, Mike, but maybe you should start with something else. |
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The mat is fine. It's your socks. |
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It's not the length, it's the girth. |
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There's a strict 'No tube sock' policy here at Bow Down Yoga. Now clear out of my spot! |
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Your mat is simply too large. Please stop calling me "inflexible". |
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You're about to learn the 'upward salute' stance. |
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It's lovely, but we'll have to charge you for two spaces. |
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Beginning Yoga starts next week. |
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We only take plastic. |
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You needn't compensate here. |
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Put her back. |
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Did you want restorative or remedial? |
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The carpet we can handle. But your outfit... uber non-spiritual. |
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I don't know... just throw her skinny ass in the East River, or a dumpster. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here? |
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Take a deep breath, then tell me what on earth you were thinking. |
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Flying carpet class is upstairs |
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Let me guess. Your downward dog is a Great Dane. |
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Snug as a Bug Yoga is two doors down. |
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You say you're an intermediate to advanced level?? |
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It's not the mat,it's your socks. |
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Are you overcompensating for something? |
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I don't care if you were snug as a bug in a rug, no one snores in my class! |
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Overcompensating. |
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If someone dies during class, your job is to dispose of the body. |
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Well it smells like a dog crouched on it. |
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2 words: Rug Burn. |
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Sorry, the experimental tantra yoga studio is the next building over. |
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Since this is your first time, we'll be flexible. |
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I don't have an "Aladdin" on the class roster. |
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Yogi's gym is down the street. |
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I would have to disagree. There is no such thing as a yoga area rug. |
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Share your pad? I'm touched. |
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Sorry. The do yoga Downton-Abbey-style is on Thursdays. |
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Yours always has to be bigger doesn't it? |
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Nah! Musty |
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At least you made an effort this time. |
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I need my space |
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Our ancient practice requires a polypropylene mat. |
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Nobody needs their carpet laid. |
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No carpetbaggers allowed. |
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Bow down refers to yoga positions, not to you. |
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Other non-recommended props include two cinder blocks and a jockstrap. |
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How typically male! Territorial! |
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I'm sorry. The flying carpet class is on Wednesdays. |
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Cut the rug. Dude. |
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What do you mean your downward dog isn't housebroken? |
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I said bring a mat to help "contemplate" not "compensate!" |
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That's a bazaar yoga mat. |
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Because our people come from Lilliput, son. |
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You're lucky I'm flexible. |
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OK already. So size does matter. |
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Fair trade? |
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Your first pose will be the Dead Man's Stretch. |
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You don't get that much space. |
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511 |
Flying class is at 6:30 |
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512 |
NASCAR yoga is next door. |
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6 |
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513 |
No Charles, I definitely said lululemon -- not Home Depot. |
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I thought we agreed I'd get the rug. |
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Spinning is next door. |
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Downward dog is not the same as downward mobility. |
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517 |
Costco will always try to sell you more than you need! |
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518 |
Is there a body in there? |
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519 |
Yo, broheim - bro-ga is next door. |
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6 |
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520 |
For greater harmony and unity, we require a matte blue mat. |
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6 |
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521 |
We're feeling some conflict between our spartan mats and your Persian carpet. |
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6 |
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522 |
Your "feng shui" is blocking my energy flow! |
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That goes by the door |
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We're not giving flying lessons. |
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I don't care if it's got Cleopatra in it, you have to use ours. |
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I think you're looking for Yogi Berra Yoga down the block. |
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6 |
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527 |
I thought manspreading was bad enough on the subway! |
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Please take your rug and beat it! |
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Persian yoga is at 9. |
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We don't allow performance enhancing rugs. |
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Carpet diem? |
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532 |
Broga? Yes, we embrace that in the basement. |
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533 |
Okay, you win. We can go back to doing less things together. |
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534 |
The man-cave workout offers free cable and complimentary bags of Doritos. |
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535 |
You're such a Darwinian. |
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536 |
Is that the rug from the studio lobby? |
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537 |
In your case 80% of success is NOT showing up. |
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Oh, one piece of advice- in here, the smaller the rug the greater the prestige |
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539 |
Just lunge your way over to the yoga temple at the truck stop. |
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540 |
Yoga hasn't changed. You have. |
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Yes, Dick, bringing a 5' x 8' carpet to yoga class is a form of manspreading. |
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542 |
I told you not to wear socks |
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543 |
Sorry, but yoga class is about conformity if nothing else. |
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544 |
Great first step. Now breathe. |
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545 |
No, I don't believe a magic rug will make the poses easier. |
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546 |
So, I take you're new to yoga? |
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547 |
Maybe EAST 23rd? |
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548 |
We're Reform Yoga here. You want the Orthodox place across the street. |
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We just do yoga here. The genie has moved his flying carpet classes to the cloud. |
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You're new. |
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551 |
Governor Christie's Mat Must Face Trump Tower, Not NJ! |
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Get serious, Ali Baba. |
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553 |
You're here to ogle women, aren't you? |
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554 |
Thank you for leaving your couch and TV home this time. |
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555 |
Actually, the bro-ga studio is next door. |
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556 |
Did your wife make you come ? |
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557 |
How many times do I have to tell you Joe? Size really doesn't matter. |
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Already I'm thinking this class might not be right for you. |
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559 |
Your yoga mat really ties the room together. |
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560 |
We don't do casual Fridays. |
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As long as it doesn't start to fly during class... |
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An "oriental" rug? Sir, a yoga studio is no place for cultural appropriation. |
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I need it cleaned and back for my 2:40 to LA. |
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Actually, I can shove my head there |
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I don't care how big Trump's yoga mat is - I still say he has small hands. |
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566 |
We don't care how you do it in South Dakota. |
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567 |
OK, I get it it, you don't want to take couple's yoga. |
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568 |
Sorry, that mat won't fly here. |
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569 |
"Downward dog" isn't what you think it is. |
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Bro-ga is tomorrow. |
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571 |
I said the "practice" was oriental. |
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Full-Contact Yoga is next door. |
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573 |
You'll have to pay for 2 spots. |
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Next class, please don't fly around the room so much. |
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You'll never achieve enlightenment with those socks and shoes. |
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576 |
I wanted ruggedly handsome, not handsomely rugged. |
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577 |
First yoga date? |
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578 |
I’m afraid I have to call you on the carpet. |
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579 |
Most expensive mat is not a part of our program. |
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580 |
Good flight? |
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6 |
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581 |
. . . and then after your first free session, if you want to sign up, we'll require some form of enlightenment. |
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582 |
No hats allowed until October. |
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6 |
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583 |
Let me explain how many different ways you're not going to meet any girls here. |
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6 |
4 |
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584 |
The yogic flying class took off 30 minutes ago. |
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585 |
This is the last time you sneak in your yoga buddy. |
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586 |
Breathe deeply before you respond. |
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587 |
No rug, and no throne either. |
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6 |
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588 |
"Too bad about the size of your penis". |
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589 |
So when you unfurl it's emblazoned with a big Chicago Cubs logo? |
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590 |
That's so uncool; and besides your ex left 15 minutes ago. |
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591 |
No, I will NOT come home to vacuum. |
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592 |
Excellent mountain pose. Now make like a tree. |
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593 |
When will you learn that size doesn't matter?! |
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594 |
You may have a rug, but you don't have a prayer. |
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595 |
No, I don't want to go on a magic carpet ride. |
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596 |
This is Hatha. You want Berra. |
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597 |
Just because it's from India, that doesn't make it a yoga mat. |
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598 |
Wash it in cold, then dry it on high. |
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599 |
Trump Yoga is across the street. |
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600 |
This is Bikram. Persian is next door. |
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601 |
Yes, matspreading is a thing. |
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602 |
How inadequate is inadequate enough? |
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603 |
It's not enough that I have to deal with the hat. |
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604 |
Magic carpet ride? Nice try. |
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605 |
Man-spreading is at 11:30. |
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606 |
I'm sorry, you may not nameste. |
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607 |
MAT, Mr. Donaldson, mat! |
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608 |
No shoes and hats sir. |
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609 |
Yoga for yokels is on the third floor. |
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6 |
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610 |
You're early. Flying Carpet yoga starts tomorrow. |
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611 |
Home Depot is next door. |
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1 |
612 |
'Abdullah's is one floor up.' |
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613 |
You must be looking for the beginner's class down the hall |
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614 |
Sorry but the Magic Carpet Dream Studio is two flights up. |
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615 |
The oriental class begins at 3 o'clock. |
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616 |
Up, up and away is not your Mantra! |
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617 |
Sir, you'll have to remove your footwear. |
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618 |
I don't care if your name is 'Big Matt,' your Chakra today is 'scram.' |
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619 |
OK Jack, forget everything I said about size. |
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620 |
We're open to everyone, except you. |
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6 |
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621 |
I’m not familiar with Bubba’s House of Yoga but I think you’ll find we do things a little differently here. |
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622 |
I'm sorry, your gift certificate declined. |
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6 |
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623 |
No, Hell-Yeah Yoga is on EAST 37th St. |
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624 |
We don't welcome Republicans. |
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625 |
No, I'm sorry sir, but I can show you a position called "downward facing dork". |
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626 |
Military yoga is down the hall. |
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627 |
That's remarkable, Harold, but we actually don't do any flying in this beginners' class. |
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628 |
We're full today, our next class is never. |
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6 |
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1 |
629 |
You must be here for Aladdin. |
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630 |
Let's start with the cap and work our way down. |
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631 |
The rug is ok but the couch stays outside |
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632 |
And no, I don’t think we need to tie the room together. |
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633 |
Why do guys always have to have the biggest? |
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634 |
"Nice - but you know, not everything has to be about size all the time'... |
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635 |
Heck of a doobie Mr. Anderson. |
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6 |
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1 |
636 |
Size does matter! Sure, I''l share your mat. |
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6 |
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637 |
Sure, yours is bigger than mine. Now, let's see you do a Pungu Mayurasana! |
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638 |
Nope. It's not the same thing, at all. |
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639 |
No Manspreading Here! |
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1 |
640 |
We do yoga, we don't do perceptions of yoga. |
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641 |
We don't tolerate baseball caps. |
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642 |
I don't care if you're the Prince of Persia, you can't wear shoes in here. |
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643 |
I'm sorry, but this is a rug-free zone. |
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644 |
Sorry sir, but we only allow 18 square feet of Karma per person. |
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645 |
I think that you're looking for Yogi Berra. |
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646 |
You're gonna need a smaller mat. |
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4 |
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647 |
A flying carpet will not help you achieve eagle pose. |
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648 |
It isn't the rug or the clothes. It's the trash-talk. |
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1 |
649 |
I don't care if it makes you feel more at Om. |
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650 |
"Magic Carpet Yoga" is across the street |
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4 |
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651 |
You say 'authentic'; I say 'hygiene'. |
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652 |
No, Imma Stay is not our greeting. |
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653 |
The victim's blood evidently was not "O" Positive, so we can't accept the donation! |
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654 |
Extreme Yoga is up the street. |
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655 |
I'm sorry, they only use this space as a flea market on Sundays |
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656 |
Antiques Roadshow is Thursday. |
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657 |
I didn't say it had to be YUUUGE. |
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658 |
I'm not allowed to tell you where to put it. |
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659 |
We don't do that kind of stretching. |
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660 |
Sorry, Oriental Yoga is two doors down. |
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661 |
Namaste, Millenial. |
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662 |
You're gonna feel a lot better, but you're not gonna fly. |
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663 |
Only if you can make it fly. |
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664 |
That looks like a downward dog pee stain. |
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665 |
No, I would not like to share a mat with you. |
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4 |
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666 |
I don't care if your mat is 'really old skool'...not in my studio. |
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667 |
Mixed metaphors are unwelcome in this space. |
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668 |
My personal space is rather large. |
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669 |
Does your mother know you took it? |
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670 |
We tend to be minimalists. |
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671 |
Is this some kind of strange nod to Brie Larson? |
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672 |
No. I don't want to see the drapes. |
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6 |
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673 |
Your flying really disrupts the class. |
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674 |
Yes, I did say yoga could be magical, but you won't be needing that carpet. |
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675 |
Mr. Trump's session will be in Studio "B" |
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676 |
Hopefully, this week when you unroll your mat, a body won't tumble out again. |
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677 |
This class may not be big enough for the both of us. |
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678 |
I said you 'may not stay'—not 'namaste.' |
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679 |
"We don't give flying lessons here!' |
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680 |
We're all so impressed to hear your yoga skills are "yuge." |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
681 |
You must be looking for Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoga down the street. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
682 |
I think we need to go over the ground rules. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
683 |
Sorry, no nap rugs. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
684 |
The 70's shag remnant is safe but the tube socks have to go ! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
685 |
"Artisanal Yoga" is not a thing. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
686 |
Thanks, but yoga is really more of a solitary sport. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
687 |
That's not the usual workout rug, but we're flexible. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
688 |
I just came back from India. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
689 |
I don't care if there was a carpet store here. You still can't return it. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
690 |
Don't be surprised if I show up at your office with an equally ludicrous unsolicited recommendation. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
691 |
Size doesn't really matter |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
692 |
The advanced classes are on Wednesday. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
693 |
No, we don't keep score. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
694 |
inhale deeply….exhale slowly……leave quietly |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
695 |
The Downward Mobility class meets on Tuesdays. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
696 |
We don’t shag here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
697 |
Your name is Matt. You’re old school and prefer rugs. Do I have that right, Matt? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
698 |
I don't care if your dad is a rug dealer. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
699 |
Put that back in the lobby - then go home. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
700 |
Who are you calling a "poser"?! |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
701 |
Does this look like 'Yoga for Bros?' |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
702 |
I'm sorry. Oriental yoga got moved to next Tuesday. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
703 |
Just like a guy. You have to have the biggest one. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
704 |
I'm sorry sir, we do not permit man-spreading at this facility. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
705 |
First day of retirement? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
706 |
The Dude lives downstairs. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
707 |
Mixed doubles? Good luck with that. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
708 |
Sir , It's Bow Down not Bedouin Yoga . |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
709 |
Yes, that's a classy, elegant, and luxurious mat, Mr. Trump, but it still won't fit. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
710 |
You can't be serious...TUBE SOCKS? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
711 |
Perhaps you could come back when I'm not here. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
712 |
Okay, forget everything I said about getting in touch with your inner self. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
713 |
Well, I'd recommend a smaller mat for next time, and saying"namaste" instead of "Let's go, Red Sox!" |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
714 |
Clear your mind, not your living room. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
715 |
Sorry, Extreme Yoga is on Tuesdays |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
716 |
Overcompensating much? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
717 |
Could you please center it? And yourself? |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
718 |
Well, it's better than last week's sleeping bag. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
719 |
Don't even try to say "Nemaste". |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
720 |
No, you do not need an oriental rug for tai chi. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
721 |
Your spot next to the fireplace. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
722 |
No, you can't demonstrate the sleepy-time pose. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
723 |
Will you be meditating or flying today, sir? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
724 |
Fly home on your magic carpet, and don't come back without a yoga mat. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
725 |
Have you considered magic carpet flight school? |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
726 |
It's not a competition, Larry. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
727 |
It's not the size of the mat that's important. It's how you use it. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
728 |
Actually we don't have 'Casual Friday' at Bow Down Yoga. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
729 |
You look like a poser. And I don't mean the good kind. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
730 |
The bro-ga class meets on Tuesdays. |
1.3333 |
0.33333 |
6 |
5 |
0 |
1 |
731 |
The flying carpet studio is next door. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
732 |
Yes, we can help with lack of humility issues. |
1.3333 |
0.21082 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
0 |
733 |
Make yourself at Om, Bill. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
734 |
Excuse me, deliveries are through the rear entrance only. |
1.3000 |
0.21344 |
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8 |
1 |
1 |
735 |
First, I must thank you for leaving the recliner and TV at home this week. |
1.3000 |
0.15275 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
0 |
736 |
You still have to take off your socks |
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0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
737 |
For the last time, no. And stop having pizzas delivered during class, too. |
1.2857 |
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7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
738 |
Sorry, hats aren't allowed. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
739 |
This isn’t Brooklyn, there are rules. |
1.2857 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
740 |
It's yoga, not Alladin |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
741 |
I appreciate that you wove it yourself but it is not the standard size. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
742 |
Please be more flexible. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
743 |
We have one rule here--No fringe" |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
744 |
Stop trying to sneak her in! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
745 |
No, sorry, it's not a whole new world yet. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
746 |
I know you're trying, Jeff, but I just don't think you'll find inner peace with that outfit and mat. |
1.2857 |
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7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
747 |
Your safe space is intruding on my safe space. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
748 |
Are you trying to compensate for something? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
749 |
Don’t be surprised if you get called on the carpet someday. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
750 |
Lounge chair, pillows, tv and a fridge are extra. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
751 |
And, it's Namaste, not "have a nice day". |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
752 |
Planning on staying a while? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
753 |
Yo - GUH. Not Yo-gi. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
754 |
Spilling grape juice on your rug does not qualify it as a sticky mat. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
755 |
Moving in? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
756 |
Was your mother a large woman? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
757 |
I told you last week that you couldn't wear your shoes in here! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
758 |
She held the Kapotasana pose too long. The body's in the small studio. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
759 |
I'm sure it is Old School but I'm still charging you double. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
760 |
I'm sure it is magic, but I still need my own space. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
761 |
You're looking for Man Cave Yoga next door. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
762 |
New here? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
763 |
What so I'm no longer welcome here with my yoga carpet? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
764 |
Let me guess, your first time here? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
765 |
I hope your downward dog is housebroken? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
766 |
You'll learn to surrender your "body, mind and heart". And with any luck, the outfit. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
767 |
It may very well be a vintage hoverboard but it's still banned. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
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6 |
0 |
1 |
768 |
I said yoga mat, not Yoda mat. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
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6 |
0 |
1 |
769 |
I don't care if its made of all natural fibers. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
770 |
Your rug is fine.. but the socks........... |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
771 |
The advanced class is downstairs. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
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6 |
0 |
1 |
772 |
It's about freeing your body, not tying the room together. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
773 |
Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
774 |
Just find a spot,Aladdin. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
775 |
This is just like when you brought that pool cue to the batting cages. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
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6 |
0 |
1 |
776 |
I don't care if you can do the Destroyer of the Universe pose, your mat's still too big. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
777 |
No snoring this time. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
778 |
Flying carpet class? One flight up. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
779 |
This class is 'waiting room only.' Just like your rug. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
780 |
That looks big enough to hide our instructor's body. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
781 |
In yoga, bigger is not always better. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
782 |
Not surprisingly, you have established the limit of yoga's capacity to alter one's life force. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
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6 |
0 |
1 |
783 |
Feel free to leave your yoga mat camouflage at the door. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
784 |
Size does not matter |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
785 |
'Sweat & Fleas Yoga' is down the street. Try there. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
786 |
No, I would not like to join you on your magic carpet. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
787 |
I'm guessing it's your first time... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
788 |
No, Arabian Knights yoga is upstairs. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
789 |
Just make sure your downward facing dog doesn't have an accident. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
790 |
Sir, I'm sad to see that the Occupy Yoga movement didn't fully take off, but you need to leave. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
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5 |
2 |
0 |
791 |
Oh, just keep it. My Ex, Aladdin, left it. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
792 |
Yo Ga. Not Yo Gi. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
793 |
You need to be spiritual and grounded while still acting all superior. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
794 |
If you want to impress women, next time just do the stretches without grunting |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
795 |
No..... Aladdin Yoga is NEXT Tuesday. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
796 |
Let's start with the issue of the potato chips falling off your rung. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
797 |
Here's your tip; enlightenment comes from within. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
798 |
I think Mr. Trump's class is across the hall. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
799 |
And the beer cooler is also not really okay.... Namaste? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
800 |
That's not what I meant when I said you should explore oriental culture through yoga. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
801 |
We bow towards Madison Avenue, not Mecca. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
802 |
I'm sorry, Bro-ga is next door. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
803 |
on this episode of "Fragile Masculinity" ... |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
804 |
That thing stinks worse than anyone's feet. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
805 |
Size does matter here. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
806 |
I know this is supposed to be a couple's activity, but just pretend you are here alone, ok? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
807 |
The Lazy-boy and media center have to go, too. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
808 |
Aladdin the musical is across the street. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
809 |
Dude, it smells like somebody peed on it. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
810 |
The flying club is next door. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
811 |
Sorry, Sir, the flight school is next door. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
812 |
I don't care what kind of a carpet it is you can't fly it here |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
813 |
Yoga for idiots is in the next studio. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
814 |
This is the advanced class; Paleo-yoga is next week. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
815 |
Looks like you're here to nama-stay. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
816 |
Using a carpet as a mat is somehow endearing |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
817 |
A Presidents' Day sale is not an excuse for tardiness! |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
818 |
Our advanced class is in the next room. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
819 |
I'm sorry, you haven't got a prayer here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
820 |
I don't see how it's my fault that your downward-facing dog made a mess on your carpet. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
821 |
There is no such thing as "broga." |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
822 |
Even if you have expanded your consciousness, you do not need such a large yoga mat that looks more like a rug. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
823 |
The bro-ga class was moved to 2:30. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
824 |
Hats are not allowed. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
825 |
This is your very first class, right? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
826 |
Do you have any injuries I should know about? One to your head, perhaps? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
827 |
You're obviously compensating for something. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
828 |
Sorry, no manspreading allowed. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
829 |
I don't care if it really ties the room together! |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
830 |
Let's start by unrolling your wife. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
831 |
Use whatever you want. We're flexible. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
832 |
I guess there's more than one way to carpet-bomb. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
833 |
We'd have to charge you six times for the space. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
834 |
Yes, but is it fair trade? |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
835 |
That's not exactly what I meant by "orient your mat." |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
836 |
that won't fly in this class |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
837 |
We actually can afford to cover the entire floor. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
838 |
Something tells me you weren't entirely truthful in your Tinder profile. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
839 |
What idiot told you we carpet bomb during this session ? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
840 |
Mat's OK. Sending out for beer and pizza not so much. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
841 |
It's perfect for our locker room. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
842 |
The sign at the door clearly says no shoes or socks allowed |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
843 |
First yoga class? |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
844 |
It's not my fault your downward-facing dog isn't house trained. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
845 |
"Man-spreading" is also frowned upon here. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
846 |
Lose the hat, shirt, shorts, socks, and that rug, and we'll teach you how to be more accepting. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
847 |
You're early. Aladdin's class is at noon. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
848 |
Mr. Smyth, this would make one of those New Yorker cartoons that nobody gets. |
1.2857 |
0.28571 |
7 |
6 |
0 |
1 |
849 |
You can use your rug, you just can't unroll it. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
850 |
Sorry, the levitation class finished at 7am. |
1.2857 |
0.18443 |
7 |
5 |
2 |
0 |
851 |
We can't keep having this conversation. It is not the size of the mat--also that is not a mat. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
852 |
We still don't offer group discounts. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
853 |
Roger, yoga is about so much more than who has the bigger rug. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
854 |
There is no such thing as team yoga! |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
855 |
We're more California than Oriental. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
856 |
Please tell Governor Christie that though we are excited over his desire to be healthy, only he can reserve his exercise space. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
857 |
There's no spring training yogaclass. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
858 |
The rug sale is next door. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
859 |
Yes, 'Namaste' does sound an awful lot like 'no mats today'. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
860 |
I am here to do Mr. Trumps workout for him. Where shall I put his mat? |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
861 |
Blue Collar Yoga now meets on Thursdays. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
862 |
We only allow 1930 Chinese oriental rugs. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
863 |
I'm old school |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
864 |
The Spirit within me is asking you to just leave. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
865 |
This does NOT count as a romantic gesture. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
866 |
The front desk mentioned you had a really bad rug. I misunderstood |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
867 |
You should have namastayed at home. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
868 |
Sorry - If it doesn't hurt, then it's not yoga. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
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6 |
2 |
0 |
869 |
No. No. The Mosque is in the next block. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
870 |
You're looking for the Sicilian yoga studio next door. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
871 |
Get properly dressed for the Dust Salutation. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
872 |
So when did mindless take over from mindful? |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
873 |
Yes, you can stay, but 'Rugby's gotta go. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
874 |
My guess is that you are absurdly over-compensating |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
875 |
We do Indian style here, not Persian. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
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6 |
2 |
0 |
876 |
No, you can't leave a body here. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
877 |
The dry cleaners is next door where you can't breathe. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
878 |
You must be a big poser. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
879 |
Sorry, but you won't achieve enlightenment any faster with a dhurrie rug. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
880 |
In this case, yoga is not really for everyone. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
881 |
I'll trade you... |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
882 |
Yes, everyone was impressed, but let's keep it on the floor next week, Doug. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
883 |
I guess we'll see who's more flexible. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
884 |
Shame on you for using that to levitate. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
885 |
Since this is all hocuspocus anyway, I figured I'd just use my magic carpet here instead of a yoga mat. |
1.2500 |
0.25000 |
8 |
7 |
0 |
1 |
886 |
Except for the hat, the shorts, the socks, the shoes, and the carpet everything else is fine |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
887 |
That’s nice, but in this space we’re more interested in the authenticity of your selfhood. |
1.2500 |
0.28868 |
4 |
3 |
1 |
0 |
888 |
I'm sorry, that is not a yoga mat. That is not even a tatami mat. That is an area rug. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
889 |
And then weight it down and dump her in the river. |
1.2500 |
0.16366 |
8 |
6 |
2 |
0 |
890 |
"Tomorrow we will work on creating distance from your inner self". |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
891 |
Can you CUT a RUG? |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
892 |
Sorry sir, our insurance doesn't cover carpet burns. |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
893 |
your fear of Spandex, Sir, is certainly understood and MUCH appreciated... however, rules are rules... |
1.2222 |
0.14699 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
0 |
894 |
Scram! You can't do yoga wearing a hat. |
1.2222 |
0.22222 |
9 |
8 |
0 |
1 |
895 |
But I just had hemorrhoid surgery! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
896 |
You might be interested in the thousand session package |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
897 |
I don't care if it's magic, you won't fly through this class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
898 |
Please leave. We have a strict no shoes policy. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
899 |
Yes, you can your that mat but I will have to charge you double. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
900 |
Last week you brought a hookah, so it's an improvement. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
901 |
I'm sorry. There is no major league in yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
902 |
Sorry, no family discounts. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
903 |
You're sure to really feel the burn with that. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
904 |
Let me get this straight....you want to show us what happened with your downward dog? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
905 |
That's not what I meant. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
906 |
No multi-person mats allowed, please. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
907 |
Magic Carpet Studio moved to Brooklyn. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
908 |
We focus on silent judging here. Passive agressive yoga is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
909 |
Got the kids in there, dear? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
910 |
We're seeking a path to enlightenment, not a Hajj. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
911 |
You'll do just fine -- I can see you've got the right stuff. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
912 |
I agree an oriental rug reduces stage cable clutter and improves acoustics ... you realize yoga doesn't care? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
913 |
You're either carrying around a dead body, or you're new to yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
914 |
Pee pads would help more with your downward facing dog |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
915 |
What kind of moron brings an area rug to a yoga class? Namaste. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
916 |
Not here, the magic carpet yoga class is on the roof! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
917 |
The bliss of your being ends at my asana. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
918 |
You sweat a lot? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
919 |
No flying though. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
920 |
Shoes off, please. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
921 |
The idea of yogi is to relax. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
922 |
Billy I don't think this is what your mom meant when she said you needed to be more flexible. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
923 |
I don't care if he's leading in all the polls, everyone ise the same size mat |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
924 |
I studied in Iran. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
925 |
I don't care if it is Oriental. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
926 |
No, Aladdin doesn't teach here, anymore. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
927 |
May I suggest the spinning class upstairs? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
928 |
The Leave It to Beaver Yoga Class is down the hall. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
929 |
I know the class was hard for you, Mr. Shmedly, but I won't stand for your using that Killim. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
930 |
Is that my delivery of all natural free trade organic yoga mats? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
931 |
Rug's OK - clothes are a no-no. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
932 |
Son, a real man doesn't blame his tools. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
933 |
What do you mean, Persian yoga? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
934 |
That's the mat you're using? Yoga-tta be kidding me! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
935 |
I think you want the Persian yoga studio down the street. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
936 |
You have the wrong address. Aladdin's flight school is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
937 |
Why, of course we have a hip-hop, 'living large' version of Bikram-Hatha-Astanga yoga, sir. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
938 |
No mat, no tights, no service. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
939 |
Again today you have no class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
940 |
I don't care how rich you are, I still say you're just showing off. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
941 |
We strongely urge beginners to look the part. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
942 |
That would be the flat-weave position. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
943 |
This will give new meaning to rug burn. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
944 |
I told you to bring a mat, not your flying carpet. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
945 |
Let me guess. You flew in on it. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
946 |
"If it don't fit, you must split". |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
947 |
We don't allow Trump mats in here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
948 |
Yes, you brought a large mat, but you still have to take your shoes off. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
949 |
Our Flea-Reincarnation Class meets on Thursdays. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
950 |
Are you seeking health & a peaceful spirit or the rug cleaner next door ? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
951 |
Let's make yoga great again. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
952 |
I'm guessing you didn't get that from lululemon |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
953 |
The carpet cleaners are around the corner. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
954 |
I realize you're NEW but, at Bow Down Yoga, you need to KOWTOW, and bring a regulation mat. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
955 |
Sure, you can chant Yogisms during class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
956 |
What do you mean, where do you want it? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
957 |
Yes, I can see you have a big one. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
958 |
Sorry, the carpet cleaners are just down the block. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
959 |
Just set yourself up everywhere. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
960 |
...and I TOLD your wife NOT to try that pose at home. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
961 |
Your bath towel would have been sufficient. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
962 |
I can't believe you showed up without your yoga pants again. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
963 |
You can't wear a hat in here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
964 |
No I won't share your mat and I'd prefer it if you set up in front of me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
965 |
You know this isn't the "How to be Aladdin" class right? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
966 |
You're being too ironic, Todd. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
967 |
fringe is not allowed |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
968 |
You can put Mr. Trump's mat by the window. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
969 |
We don't encourage it, but if it makes you feel at home..... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
970 |
I understand; you want more space. |
1.2000 |
0.13333 |
10 |
8 |
2 |
0 |
971 |
All I said was, "You have small hands." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
972 |
Put that down here, I like to let others know how important I am while waiting for enlightenment. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
973 |
I am going to start with the hat... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
974 |
We can certainly help with your balance problem. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
975 |
Take some relaxation breaths...then shell out for the gear. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
976 |
If anyone croaks during the downward facing dog, we can just roll 'em up and haul 'em out with one of these. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
977 |
I don't think that's what your wife had in mind when she asked you to bring her to yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
978 |
Yes, but only if your inner-self is oriental. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
979 |
It's down the street, look for people carrying suits. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
980 |
Something tells me you may be high maintenance. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
981 |
Please go ohm. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
982 |
Sir, it's not just the rug that may not fit. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
983 |
It's not all about the size of the mat you know... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
984 |
No, wearing Lululemon is not required, but we are going to think less of you for looking like that. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
985 |
The size of your Chakra has nothing to do with it! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
986 |
Because I want you to suffer like the rest of us. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
987 |
When I said that we were going to be be practicing the corpse pose today I didn't mean literally. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
988 |
This is a class, not a sleep-over. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
989 |
'Ill be honest, your hat says Golf,your rug says Judo,your shoes say Tennis,are you prepared for another failure? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
990 |
Namaste, but you must go. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
991 |
They were having a rug sale |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
992 |
Aladdin just left!! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
993 |
There is no missionary position in Yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
994 |
Our overcompensation group meets down the hall. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
995 |
Good effort, but I need you to return that to the lobby. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
996 |
I said Corinthian and not Iambic column for the Balustrade! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
997 |
Yes, it matches the drapes, but you took those too. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
998 |
It really ties my workout together. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
999 |
Thank you for delivering our new rug on the weekend. Please leave it in the reception area. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1000 |
Look, we both know that size doesn't matter. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1001 |
No. There is no center square. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1002 |
Are you here for the bro-ga session? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1003 |
I'm going to have to ask you to take off your shoes. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1004 |
That mat needs to stay in our lobby, sir. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1005 |
I like you too, but the rules say just one person per mat. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1006 |
It's Corpse Pose, not Corpse Dispose |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1007 |
We only use synthetic, wool is so last century! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1008 |
No, I didn't say namaste. I said your mat is nasty. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1009 |
Nice rug, Matt |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1010 |
Your first lesson will be about how less can be more. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1011 |
We accept all faiths, make sure your rug is facing East. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1012 |
Bro-ga is at 6:30 *pm*. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
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1 |
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1013 |
We don't do mat envy at yoga! |
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1014 |
King of the Hill did a funnier version of this joke 12 years ago. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1015 |
You know what they say about guys with big yoga mats. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1016 |
We actually don't give a damn about natural fibers. |
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0 |
1017 |
I'll bet you drive an SUV too. |
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0 |
1018 |
It's just a temporary ban. |
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0 |
1019 |
Manspreading is next door. |
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0 |
1020 |
Blue Collar Yoga is three doors down. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1021 |
Yes Mr. Trump, I can see your mat is bigger than mine. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1022 |
Let's just say you have the aura of a Trump supporter! |
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1023 |
Thanks for putting the "Brah" in Brahma, Jimmy. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1024 |
It's not that you're wrong... |
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0 |
1025 |
Lululemon was sold out; luckily, there was a pottery barn next door. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1026 |
You can learn to fly that thing next door. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1027 |
The cafe next door said someone just stole their rug. |
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4 |
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0 |
1028 |
Yoga isn't about the size of the rug, Rick. It's the notion of the motion. |
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4 |
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0 |
1029 |
Outside. |
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0 |
1030 |
You must be Clemenza. |
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0 |
1031 |
No, Joey, the point of yoga is not to sweep every single worry under the carpet. |
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4 |
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0 |
1032 |
Carpet cleaning is next door |
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4 |
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0 |
1033 |
Sorry, we have no qualified instructors for the 'seventh inning stretch.' |
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4 |
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0 |
1034 |
This is my fetish. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1035 |
Are you Cleopatra's personal trainer? |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1036 |
I see you're new to yoga. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1037 |
Runners are in the next studio on your left. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1038 |
First you hog the bed, and now the floor. |
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0 |
1039 |
I'm not sure who told you that, but I can't help you fly that thing. |
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4 |
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0 |
1040 |
Trust me, I sweat a lot. |
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0 |
1041 |
Your in the wrong place, try the MAGIC CARPET shop, it's next door. |
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4 |
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0 |
1042 |
I'll show you mine if you show me yours. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1043 |
It's not the size of the mat, it's the nirvana in the prana. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1044 |
Perhaps an orientation session would be advisable? |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1045 |
Shall we begin with a couple of suggestions. |
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0 |
1046 |
Any other dating profile exaggerations Mr. "Avid"? |
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4 |
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0 |
1047 |
I don't care if it flies - here you use a mat. |
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0 |
1048 |
Tom, your personal versions of the corpse pose are getting of hand. And what is that smell? |
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4 |
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0 |
1049 |
This is a yoga class. Not an audition for Aladdin. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1050 |
No, there's no advantage to using a magic carpet. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1051 |
. . . That's Lululemon.com. L, U, L, U. . . |
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4 |
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0 |
1052 |
My therapist said yoga might be helpful for recovering rug addicts. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1053 |
The Aladdin Sky Flight class is two doors down. |
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4 |
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0 |
1054 |
If you ever want to have sex with me again, leave now |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1055 |
I don't care if it's made out of kale. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1056 |
Might I suggest the outside facing dog? |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1057 |
Big rug Yoga? No this is BIKRAM Yoga. |
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4 |
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0 |
1058 |
I can understand your attachment to your blankie but rules are rules. |
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4 |
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0 |
1059 |
Purana gharana? |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1060 |
''Extreme yoga is in the next room.'' |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1061 |
A traditional yoga mat is required. I don't care if you expand when you sweat. |
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0 |
1062 |
I'm sure it does really tie the room together, Dude, but not this room. |
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4 |
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0 |
1063 |
There you go with your size issues again |
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4 |
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0 |
1064 |
Did you really take rug weaving at Trump University? |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1065 |
Wrong workout session, bro... |
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0 |
1066 |
An Eastern-looking rug is known to improve a true yogi's practice. That's a good investment in your yogic journey. |
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0 |
1067 |
Namaste my ass |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1068 |
How many in your party? |
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4 |
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0 |
1069 |
I'm sorry, but we can't be flexible. |
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4 |
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0 |
1070 |
IT'S NOT A PICNIC |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1071 |
The rug department is upstairs |
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0.22361 |
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4 |
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0 |
1072 |
So I'm throwing around an idea for a new Broadway show, "Bikram Elliott.' |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1073 |
Harold realized too late that his "magic carpet" pick-up line would never work in a yoga class. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1074 |
Well, look who the dog drug in. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1075 |
You still have small hands. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
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0 |
1076 |
Come back when you get your ahankara in check. Namaste. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1077 |
Yes, Mr. Johnson, you are a rugged individualist. Now may we begin? |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1078 |
That isn't the relaxed look we are going for |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1079 |
Think small. |
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0 |
1080 |
I'm being inflexible? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1081 |
Overcompensating for something? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1082 |
Seriously? You brought an Indian rug to a bikram yoga class? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1083 |
By any chance have you seen the movie"Room"? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1084 |
Overcompensating a little? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1085 |
Opposites don't always attract, George! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1086 |
I'm sorry, but the other students are experiencing mat envy. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1087 |
Only if it's a flying carpet. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1088 |
This room doesn't need to be "tied together," Walter... |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1089 |
We don't do flying carpet lessons anymore. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1090 |
and does it have underlay ? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1091 |
Any injuries? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1092 |
Old school? Nice! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1093 |
Please refrain from howling during downward dog, hissing through cobra or war hoops during warrior. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1094 |
You just don't get it, do you? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1095 |
Personal space issues I presume? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1096 |
Never the less sir,size matters. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1097 |
You must be looking for the class that we don't offer. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1098 |
When I said to step up your game, this is not what I meant. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1099 |
Feeling beautiful comes from confidence. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1100 |
The competitive yoga studio is two blocks over. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1101 |
Thanks, but I think that you ought to try Craigslist. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1102 |
Extreme Yoga is on Thursday. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
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0 |
1103 |
Size doesn't matter in here! |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1104 |
I asked for the memory foam rug not the oriental. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1105 |
You can't get to nirvana if you're fraying at the edges. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1106 |
But this class will simply not be rugged enough for you. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1107 |
OMG! I hope that is not the one from the living room |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1108 |
It's carpe diem, not carpet diem |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1109 |
This is yoga, not breakdancing class." |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1110 |
Sorry but to use a 5' x 7' mat you'll need to upgrade to our 'Premium Plan.' |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1111 |
Sorry, DIY yoga is in the converted janitor's closet next door. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1112 |
For the last time, using an Oriental rug does not make it more authentic! |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1113 |
Sorry, no manspreading. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1114 |
No, I did not say "carpet diem". |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1115 |
It's not the size of your mat! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1116 |
What, you got a real flexible body rolled up in there? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1117 |
An Oriental rug isn't going to make Yoga any easier! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1118 |
I don't believe in magic carpets. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1119 |
I was a boy scout, ma'am. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1120 |
You can't just throw your problems under the rug. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1121 |
Just place it down over here by placing your left foot onto your right shoulder. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1122 |
No manspreading here either! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1123 |
No, this is not where the Spring Break Carpet Contortion Contest is being held. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
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0 |
1124 |
You have the newbie mat until you stop toppling. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1125 |
I've never had problems with size before. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1126 |
Yes, even if your name is Matt. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1127 |
Your reluctance to go barefoot tells me you're a newcomer. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1128 |
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1129 |
I honor the uniqueness in you. I honor your desire to learn the ancient art form. I do not honor your mat. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1130 |
We've never had rug burns raised as a concern before. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1131 |
The flying carpet class is next door. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1132 |
I said we would feel the warmth from the heart, not hearth. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1133 |
Around here, size doesn't matter. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1134 |
Yes, I see, but we only offer haute yoga. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1135 |
This is how I roll! |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1136 |
Do we have a short finger problem? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1137 |
You're not fooling anyone! A bigger mat won't hide your small hands. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1138 |
I know you said yoga mat, but this is all my mom had! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1139 |
The flying yoga class meets on the roof. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
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0 |
1140 |
Believe me, Aladdin, there is no magic carpet ride to nirvana. |
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0 |
1141 |
Nice yoga hat. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1142 |
If you want to cut some, ask the dance studio downstairs. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1143 |
Yoga was cutting into my antiquing time; so I'm multitasking. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1144 |
No, this is Bikrim. Blue Collar Yoga starts at 11. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1145 |
No, dad, this is definitely not a hot yoga class. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1146 |
You pay for floor space by the square inch. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1147 |
This is a bend and kneel yoga class not carpet replacement. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1148 |
You've never been to a yoga class before, have you? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1149 |
Carpet Diem is two doors down. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1150 |
You won't be Aladin. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1151 |
No 'flying carpet' is needed for Yogic flying. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1152 |
In order to connect body and mind and to escape from this hectic, materialistic world, you’ll have to replace the clothes and mat with branded yoga gear and sign up at least 20 minutes in advance using your phone or risk losing your spot. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1153 |
We just don't have anything in common Kyle. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1154 |
Don't tell me, your hands aren't small either. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1155 |
I was told to bring my own mat from home |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1156 |
Sir, you can not use a carpet for the flying crow pose. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1157 |
It's 'bow down', not 'move in'. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1158 |
You can use it but we're not announcing your entrance. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1159 |
I don't think you get the concept |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1160 |
It's not the size that matters, Mr. Little, it's how you use it." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1161 |
Honestly, Jim, do you have to try to outdo me in everything? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1162 |
Does that look like a yoga mat to you????? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1163 |
With whom did you consult regarding your new yoga mat? |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1164 |
You'll never find the jewel in the lotus with that attitude. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1165 |
No, sweat does not help release stains. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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4 |
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0 |
1166 |
We have a strict policy against man-spreading. |
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0 |
1167 |
I don't care who wove it, next week you will bring a flimsy, uncomfortable mat made in China from non-renewable resources. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1168 |
Magic carpet ride lessons are two doors down. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1169 |
Downward-Dog-Rubbing-Butt is really more of a Kundalini move. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1170 |
Finding your chakra is not about going big or going home. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1171 |
Yo ga to be kidding me! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1172 |
I distinctly said I wanted it "cleansed." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1173 |
Because man-spreading. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1174 |
Is it safe to assume that you are here for the beginner's class? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1175 |
$80 is a very competitive price for our mats. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1176 |
Unless it's Cleopatra inside there, she'll have to pay. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1177 |
Sir, as I have already told you over the phone, we do not offer magic carpet rides. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1178 |
No, I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the 'Reclining Chair' position. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1179 |
Rule 1: There’s no “Yo!” in yoga. Rule 2: No man-spreading. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1180 |
Actually we all like to roll our own as well. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1181 |
Groupon? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1182 |
We don't permit ohm decorating. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1183 |
This is not a flying carpet class. |
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0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1184 |
This happens more often than you'd think. But it's 'Bikram,' not 'big rug.' |
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0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1185 |
I could use a good nap. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1186 |
I think what you're talking about is transcendental compensation. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1187 |
Sorry, I don't think you just flew in from Persia. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1188 |
The flying carpet class is down the hall to the right. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1189 |
I think you're looking for Man Spread Yoga over on 10th Avenue. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1190 |
So let me guess, you're here to 'Make Yoga Great Again'? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1191 |
Yoga is about letting your mind go. I think you're half way there. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1192 |
Sorry. No group discounts. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1193 |
When your foot's behind your head, no one notices what you're sitting on. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1194 |
When I said doggy down to you, I was -not- referring to a yoga position. Get lost! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1195 |
I said a big HUG. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1196 |
Please tell me you're a burglar and not a new student. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1197 |
Loose the hat, Frank. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1198 |
Sir, we have a no soliciting policy. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1199 |
Overcompensation is not a pose. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1200 |
Unless you have a small woman in there, you've come to the wrong place. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1201 |
Sorry, no frat mats allowed. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1202 |
Spray it down before you leave. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1203 |
Hello, you must be new to Yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1204 |
My God, how much weight have you lost?! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1205 |
Exactly how much yoga are you planning on doing today? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1206 |
Next time, I want more lotus pose and less genie lamp. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1207 |
Is that my new Persian yoga mat? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1208 |
Our mat policy doesn't stretch that far. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1209 |
I see you don't know the difference between a rug and a mat. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1210 |
Sorry we've cancelled the flying carpet classes after a small accident with the ceiling fan. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1211 |
It's not the rug, it's the lack of smug. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1212 |
This is one place where size DOESN'T matter! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1213 |
The telekinesis class isn't till 3:30. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1214 |
When I said "bring your rug," I meant the one on your head." |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1215 |
There is too a difference between a rug and a mat. |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1216 |
Thank goodness, I can't take another minute on this skinny mat. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1217 |
Over-compensating again, are we? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1218 |
Oh my god, size isn't EVERYTHING you know... |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1219 |
No you can't run out to your car and get your six pack. |
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4 |
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0 |
1220 |
I thought you were called Big Matt for a different reason. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1221 |
Uhh, exactly how LONG do you plan on staying? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1222 |
No, I don't know what they say about a guy with a big rug. |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1223 |
More male ego - " Your mat is bigger than my mat." Not appropriate! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1224 |
No, Zen Napping is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1225 |
We tend to favor minimalism. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1226 |
A baseball cap? Really?!!! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1227 |
You really haven't got a handle on this, Dave. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1228 |
Sorry, the class for overcompensaters is on Tuesdays. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1229 |
No, we don't offer a group rate. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1230 |
I have a wide stance. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1231 |
NOmaste. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1232 |
You can start by taking off that hat. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1233 |
I'm sorry, it's not the carpet, it's what could be inside. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1234 |
Only if it is a Lululemon carpet. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1235 |
Yes, I spoke last week about inhabiting your personal space, but I'm afraid that's more space than I had in mind. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1236 |
Harold, I don't think this relationship is going to work. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1237 |
Our policy here is flexible. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1238 |
I"m sorry, we don't have a passive-aggressive yoga class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1239 |
For the last time Jeff, I'm not interested in romantic yoga for two! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1240 |
But can you welcome the rug burns? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1241 |
I've told you before. Downward elephant is the 2pm class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1242 |
Well well, look who it is... Mister "Namaste at home." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1243 |
The "Make America Great Again" cap is okay, but we don't allow Oriental rugs. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1244 |
Your wife told me you'd need some help for your first class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1245 |
Rugs are fine, but no hats. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1246 |
Yoga Cartwheels is in the Annex. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1247 |
where are the forty thieves? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1248 |
"If that's the living room rug then you are about to do a very realistic Corpse Pose". |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1249 |
Trust me. Sometimes size DOES matter. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1250 |
I think you want the carpet cleaning place next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1251 |
You don't have to go home, but you can't stretch here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1252 |
So, appears you can't spell Bedouin. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1253 |
Carpet bombing? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1254 |
You and the rug can stay but the socks have to leave. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1255 |
I know it's you first yoga experience but you don't need a training mat. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1256 |
mat" not "Matt |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1257 |
You're looking for man cave yoga - that's three doors down. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1258 |
I'm sorry, but our "Mastering the Flying Carpet Course for Beginners" is on Tuesdays. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1259 |
Air Aladdin is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1260 |
No, I'm pretty sure the degree of spiritual enlightenment you receive is NOT directly proportional to the size of your yoga mat. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1261 |
Sorry. we don't super-size it. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1262 |
We don't teach levitation |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1263 |
So you're still mad me for showing up with that wicker basket at your game last week? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1264 |
And while you're at it, you can take your recliner, flat screen TV and keg too. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1265 |
I said, “One mat per person, not Persian!” |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1266 |
What do you have in there....Cleopatra? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1267 |
I'm going to go ahead and assume this is your first yoga class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1268 |
Don’t ‘Lotus flower’ me. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1269 |
I understand you perspire a lot. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1270 |
'Super size me' is not an option. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1271 |
Girl: " What are you even doing?" Boy: "Yoga!" |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1272 |
I suggest you use a mat that's not older than yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1273 |
Have you considered private lessons? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1274 |
Fine, let's do fewer things together. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1275 |
I'm pretty flexible, but this is pushing it. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1276 |
A Hummer with a Jersey plate was left outside with its lights on. I assume its yours. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1277 |
Alladin's class is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1278 |
We do not have an area for fans! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1279 |
Yes, we do promise after only one session you will carry your body differently. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1280 |
I ORDERED A 2' BY 4', NOT AN 8' BY 10' |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1281 |
You don't say! The rug is Persian too! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1282 |
...and my name is Princess Jasmine but it's still too big! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1283 |
We're flexible here but not that flexible. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1284 |
"Remnants only! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1285 |
Afraid of a little spandex there fella? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1286 |
The flight school is down the hall. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1287 |
No sir, carpet flying classes are next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1288 |
It's actually the attire that doesn't fit. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1289 |
Jesus, Derek, do you have to overcompensate for everything? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1290 |
Extreme Yoga is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1291 |
Hot rug-burn yoga isn't until 3 o'clock. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1292 |
No, no discount for having been to the mountain. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1293 |
The Hollywood Yoga place is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1294 |
No, a yoga mat and a Persian rug are not 'basically the same thing.' |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1295 |
I like that you stretch to the beat of a different tabla. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1296 |
Listen , Trump Yoga is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1297 |
Your Anger Management Counselor warned us, you'd be coming. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1298 |
And you weren't at all suspicious when you searched "Yogi" on eBay? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1299 |
Wait, don't tell me: the dog ate your mat? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1300 |
Omar's place is next door... |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1301 |
The 'Make Yoga Great Again!' class is downstairs. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1302 |
No, we used to be "Dress Down Yoga," but we changed management. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1303 |
Shag yoga is upstairs. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1304 |
We don't do downward facing elephant. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1305 |
This isn't a sleepover! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1306 |
Please lose the mattitude. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1307 |
And also, there's those socks. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1308 |
Sorry, the Intro for Midwesterners class starts at 10. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1309 |
Sorry Aladdin, the beginners class is tomorrow. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1310 |
No…its not just because you're "for Donald Trump". |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1311 |
carpet yoga is one floor up. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1312 |
Hey ladies, I think I figured out who left the seat up. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1313 |
"Naw, must stay," Sandra insisted. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1314 |
Today is gentle yoga, tomorrow we do a more rugged class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1315 |
Carpet burn yoga...that's down the hall, second door on the right. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1316 |
What? Your the one who said size doesn't matter. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1317 |
We're more about how good you look getting fit; not actually getting fit. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1318 |
We have a dress code. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1319 |
You can use the rug but the lounge chair and umbrella have to go. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1320 |
You know the rules. Only Lululemon brand accessories in this class. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1321 |
Fine. I get it. Size doesn't matter. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1322 |
"No.....one mat with 8 people does not get you a group discount". |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1323 |
This is Bow Down Yoga, Fly Down Yoga is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1324 |
Take the rug back home, honey" she said. "The carpet doesn't have to match the drapes in yoga |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1325 |
What, no Barcalounger? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1326 |
You here for Persian yoga, or Oriental? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1327 |
first timers usually bring their door mat. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1328 |
Is it made of natural fiber? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1329 |
There's no need to compensate here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1330 |
Persian Yoga is two floors down. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1331 |
Your definition of mat needs an update. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1332 |
Do you have a spot facing Mecca? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1333 |
Now I'm gonna show those amateurs some REAL yoga |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1334 |
I think this place is getting too flexible. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1335 |
Sorry for the typo - but there's no such thing as pot yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1336 |
Perhaps you need to meditate with a Hoover first. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1337 |
I haven't changed as much as you've stood still. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1338 |
I don't care if you bought your yoga mat in India; you can't use it here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1339 |
"I heard that the big one might be coming but I was thinking earthquake or asteroid. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1340 |
Living in the past? Shag rug is so 80's! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1341 |
No, I said it wouldn't be picnic. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1342 |
A tatami, not an Afghan! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1343 |
I'm guessing it's been a while since your last class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1344 |
This is yoga, not hooka. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1345 |
In yoga, less is more and more is less. |
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1346 |
Rugged Yoga is next door. |
1.2000 |
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1347 |
Perhaps you'd consider our flight school instead. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1348 |
Just say no to rugs. |
1.2000 |
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1349 |
We all deserve our own space, just not the entire room! |
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1350 |
It's our conference table. |
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1351 |
Can't wait to see your water bottle. |
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1352 |
I am going to have to call you on the carpet before you set foot on it. |
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1353 |
We free our minds and soar. There's no flying. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1354 |
Sit your asana down, and we'll get started. |
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0 |
1355 |
Our website says we offer yoga and zumba classes here, not Roomba. |
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1356 |
You must be from Texas.. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1357 |
Donald, we know you have small hands, but you have nothing to prove. |
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1358 |
We are all-accepting and all-loving, and you're not in uniform. |
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0 |
1359 |
No. You cannot do yoga here and face Mecca. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1360 |
And lose the baseball cap too. |
1.2000 |
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1361 |
Where did you get your mat? Costco? |
1.2000 |
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1362 |
If your yoga farts require such heavy dampening then we'd like you to work out at another studio. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1363 |
Namaste and chill later? |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1364 |
Are you more interested in a magic carpet ride? |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1365 |
Sure, you can use that. We are pretty flexible. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1366 |
I haven't gotten my paycheck, yet |
1.2000 |
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1367 |
We recommend a 60% wool blend shag carpet for beginners. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1368 |
I can see you're new to this class. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
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0 |
1369 |
Bigger is not better around here, macho man. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1370 |
I'm concerned it might make some of the men feel inadequate. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1371 |
We don't currently offer any classes in manspreading. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1372 |
I'm gonna need more space. |
1.2000 |
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1373 |
As long as it's made in China. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1374 |
Is your downward dog a Great Dane? |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1375 |
I didn't say we CAN never share a mat. I said we WILL never share one. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1376 |
A magic carpet is okay but sweat is the conveyance here. |
1.2000 |
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1377 |
You know, we do more than just 'abide' in this class, don't you? |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1378 |
You seem Old School. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1379 |
Sorry, flying carpets are not allowed. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1380 |
Can we start now, or do we need to make more concessions to your masculinity? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1381 |
The free range Dad Bod class is held outside. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1382 |
Yes, I do think a flying carpet for your mat would be a distraction for the class. |
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0 |
1383 |
We don't learn how to fly in the first class, Aladdin |
1.2000 |
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1384 |
You're going to need a smaller mat. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1385 |
Does the carpet match the drapes? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
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0 |
1386 |
Sorry you misunderstood Matt. |
1.2000 |
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1387 |
Does your life coach know anything about yoga? |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1388 |
No Babu, the flying carpet class is on Thursdays |
1.2000 |
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1389 |
It's only a 30 minute session. There's no need to bring nesting material. |
1.2000 |
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1390 |
You'll have to take your manspreading elsewhere. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1391 |
I'm going to have to charge you double. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1392 |
No, I said I wanted to shift body fat, not a body! |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1393 |
The Flying Carpet lesson is next week. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1394 |
Aladdin's class doesn't start for another hour |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1395 |
You might find Jumpin' Jack's Gym down the street a better fit. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1396 |
The flying carpet class meets on the roof. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1397 |
Overcompensation is an obstacle to spiritual pathways, Sir. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1398 |
In retrospect, this may have been too much of a stretch for a first date. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1399 |
I'm sorry, you misheard the instructions, we said you'll need a mat, not a nap |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1400 |
I’m sorry, the “magic carpet” area is not yet cleared for take-off. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1401 |
I see that you roll your own. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1402 |
Don't even think about it. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1403 |
Sorry, coach, still a no. But nice improvement over the sod. |
1.2000 |
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1 |
0 |
1404 |
I think you've made a mistake. This is "Bow Down Yoga," not "Bedouin Yoga." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1405 |
It's 'Bow Down Yoga,' not 'Have It Your Way Yoga.' |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1406 |
Let's start with downward-facing Saint Bernard. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1407 |
Close your eyes, man; look inside, man; let the ground take you away. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1408 |
I said we could help with your Karma, not your Kirman! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1409 |
I can’t deal with you. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1410 |
I'm sorry, but the ad clearly said, 'Enjoy the comforts of Om.' |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1411 |
Namaste. The centre's special 'yoga for chubby, clueless beginners' class is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1412 |
Living large and yoga don't mix. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1413 |
The high-testosterone class is at 11:30. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1414 |
Antique Roadshow is right across the street! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1415 |
Make like a tree pose and get out of here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1416 |
You're right--they don't make them like they used to. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1417 |
No, you can't just hang out here with friends. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1418 |
Unless there's someone named Matt rolled up in there, you misinterpreted my instructions. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1419 |
That goes next door at the Bow Wow boutique |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1420 |
I'd really like to help you out. Which way did you come in? |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1421 |
This is a " Yoga Meditation Exercise Gym Class", not a Muslim "Call To Prayer"-- No shouting out, " Allah-ou-Akbar ! Please !?! |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1422 |
Size does not matter here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1423 |
Are you trying to overcompensate for something? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1424 |
Now you know why Shavasana translates as "corpse pose." |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1425 |
Your transport awaits. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1426 |
Don't let Trump see it. He'll think you're praying. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1427 |
If you do downward dog on the carpet again, I will hit you on the nose with this rolled up newspaper. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1428 |
Just remember to take off your shoes. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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4 |
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0 |
1429 |
I understand that you have the biggest one in the gym, but you are not going to put it in MY spot. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1430 |
Sorry, I don't date yoga bros anymore. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1431 |
Compensating for low chi? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1432 |
You're late. You were supposed to bring that to my belly dancing class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1433 |
Size doesn't matter...especially here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1434 |
We only do throwbacks on Thursdays. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1435 |
No, broga is on Thursdays. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1436 |
FLYING CARPETS YOGA is two blocks up the hill. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1437 |
This is really going to throw off my savasana. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1438 |
"I don't care how big it is - put on some yoga pants". |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1439 |
Rough and Tumble Yoga meets on Tuesdays. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1440 |
Nice try, but I'm dating a guy with a 12 x 8 rug. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1441 |
You're never going to find your inner chakra on that! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1442 |
I thought you meant you had a toupee. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1443 |
Just a word of caution - our membership rates vary by mat size. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1444 |
The flier said "raja" yoga, not "rug-a" yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1445 |
Isn't the team going to miss their astro turf. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1446 |
you only need a mat not a rug. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1447 |
Hi madam, My name's Wilbur, and I'm here to join your yoga class. I figure, if all else fails me, I can count on my magic carpet. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1448 |
The baseball tryouts are in the field behind this building..... I believe they asked that you bring your own BAT. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1449 |
You're new here. Right? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1450 |
No, Kama Sutra class is in Studio B. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1451 |
The adult nap time class starts at 2:00. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1452 |
No, I'm sorry. We don't offer group rates. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1453 |
Sorry, but posers aren't welcome here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1454 |
No, I'm pretty sure yoga comes from further east. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1455 |
This isn't feng shui yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1456 |
The Big Lebowski body roll class begins Saturday. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1457 |
Are you sure you've never been here before? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1458 |
I meant Pahlavani when I told you about Persian yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1459 |
Sorry, we are no longer accepting Groupon |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1460 |
JOE, IN THIS CLUB, WE EXERCISE, NOT SLEEP. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1461 |
"You can't wear shoes in here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1462 |
Carl, can you take a break yanging my yin? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1463 |
Wrong religion Larry! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1464 |
No, Ryan, you may not invite the babes to hot yoga on your magic carpet. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1465 |
Those socks are all wrong. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1466 |
First time at a yoga class? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1467 |
No, I don't want a magic carpet ride. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1468 |
Did you seriously just say the word "Oriental?" |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1469 |
I'm glad you could make it Cleo. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1470 |
No shoes please |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1471 |
Did you bring enough rug for the whole class, Stevie? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1472 |
For your information. Yoga is not a spectator sport. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1473 |
We've already feng shuied this room. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1474 |
Listen, Dude. That rug is not going to tie the whole place together. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1475 |
It's just not about turf wars. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1476 |
Not unless it's a genuine, pre-20th century, Persian rug. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1477 |
Whatever. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1478 |
No, I don't want to go on a magic carpet ride with you. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1479 |
Don't make me go to the mat over this one. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1480 |
Kevin, this is almost as bad as when you showed up at my Jazzercise class with your trombone. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1481 |
Bro-ga is on Tuesdays. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1482 |
I think your looking for Boogie Down Yoga across the street. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1483 |
You're late because breezy way classes for giant rug yoga ended for hicks with hats yesterday. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1484 |
No sir, that is a rug. You can't achieve inner peace on a rug, I'm sorry. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1485 |
Unfortunately, we don't admit posers |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1486 |
Mine's bigger than yours! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1487 |
Welcome! Is this your first time here? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1488 |
Is this your first day? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1489 |
Be careful, you don't want to get rug burn |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1490 |
Okay, but we do charge by the square foot. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1491 |
Now that I've got the wiseacre, where should I put him? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1492 |
I don't care if you are an artisan bread baker for Subway, you're not using that mat. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1493 |
We all sweat a lot. You still can't use a ShamWow rug. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1494 |
This is hot yoga, not poor yoga. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1495 |
Yoga keeps us grounded. Flying carpets is next week. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1496 |
Welcome to a whole new world , my name is Jasmine and I'll be your instructor. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1497 |
Staying at home was also an option. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1498 |
"Sutra" self |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1499 |
You know what to do with the body...and you can keep the rug |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1500 |
You better not look at my hot butt again today! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1501 |
You are zeroing in but keep toning down. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1502 |
Flying lessons are extra |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1503 |
Nama-leave, please. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1504 |
The Discount Oriental Rug Emporium is two doors down. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1505 |
A "first class" yoga section using Oriental rugs instead of mats is not an idea I'd be interested in considering. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1506 |
The Widespread Panic concert is in the park across the street. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1507 |
I don't know what you've been smoking, but this is NOT flying carpet class! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1508 |
C'mon, man. It really ties the studio together. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1509 |
You are yoga but not our sort of yoga. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1510 |
Here's the deal, you pay the fee, you buy the mat and, then I don't care what you do. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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1511 |
Dump her in the swamp, but hurry back. Bikram starts in five. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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1512 |
I don't care if it did belong to your granny, it is not acceptable here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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1513 |
Okay Aladdin, unless that thing hovers over the class I suggest you get a normal sized mat like everyone else. |
1.2000 |
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1514 |
don't bother trying to impress me with your thread count. ... |
1.2000 |
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1 |
0 |
1515 |
You should know that my class is no magic carpet ride. |
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1516 |
How big it is doesn't matter. |
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1517 |
Absolutely not! The last guy left with a woman rolled up inside. |
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1518 |
I'd rather eat glass than fly with you to India. |
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1519 |
So you're the Billy Elliot of yoga, huh? |
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1520 |
Put that in the corner. It's for my dog, Downward. |
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0 |
1521 |
You will be charged double for that sized mat! |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1522 |
This is a judgment free zone but your mat's too big. |
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1523 |
For you we'd recommend the Stay At Home program. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1524 |
You're making us, like, way too uptight. |
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0 |
1525 |
No, we do NOT do Kama Sutra here! |
1.2000 |
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1 |
0 |
1526 |
Is this your first time at yoga? |
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0 |
1527 |
You're looking for die in the wool yoga |
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0 |
1528 |
We don't teach the Persian Hostage Pose. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1529 |
Not in my class—unless it's fair trade, of course. |
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1530 |
Did someone call Uber Carpet Rides? |
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1531 |
Planning to abduct someone? |
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0 |
1532 |
You are just off by a few blocks, Aladdin. |
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1533 |
...And take off your cap, too. |
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0 |
1534 |
The Mosque is down the road. |
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0 |
1535 |
Over-compensating for something, are we? |
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1536 |
Nice mat Aladdin. |
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0 |
1537 |
I'm calling you off the carpet. |
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0 |
1538 |
Namaste yourself, big boy. Get out of my studio. |
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1539 |
You can tell Aladdin there is a whole new yoga studio down the block. |
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0 |
1540 |
This is Yoga class, not a Dry cleaner |
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0 |
1541 |
The first thing is to inhale through your nose, then exhale out the door. |
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1542 |
Not a good idea if that's an Iranian prayer rug. |
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1543 |
No, we don't need a fuller rug. |
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0 |
1544 |
I think we are going to have to charge you for two! |
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0 |
1545 |
I'm afraid that's too much of a stretch. |
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0 |
1546 |
Sorry, we don't teach the "Tie the Room Together" position. |
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0 |
1547 |
That doesn't look like it's from Lululemon... |
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0 |
1548 |
The Buddha didn't say much about the Homestead Act. |
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1 |
0 |
1549 |
You're determined to find your bliss? |
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0 |
1550 |
No shoes in the yoga class |
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0 |
1551 |
You will be either the greatest or the most ridiculous student in the history of yoga. |
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0 |
1552 |
Let me guess, your name is Aladdin. |
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0 |
1553 |
Are you going to bring your Barcalounger too? |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1554 |
How do I say this...that's NOT a yoga mat. THAT is a conversation starter with your therapist." |
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0 |
1555 |
No Roger, not those Indians. |
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0 |
1556 |
If its a magic carpet, make it smaller. |
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0 |
1557 |
Carefull,I can still see his feet. |
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0 |
1558 |
I hope that's a flying carpet and you're lost. |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1559 |
M A T. Not R U G. |
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1 |
0 |
1560 |
It's OK, everyone looks great in yoga pants. |
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0 |
1561 |
You can get rid of the stiff out back. |
1.2000 |
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0 |
1562 |
I can overlook the outfit and the rug, but 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' is not a mantra! |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1563 |
I just watched "The Big Lebowski." |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1564 |
We only give yoga lessons. Flying lessons are two doors down. |
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0 |
1565 |
Flying carpet training is next door. |
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0 |
1566 |
I don't care if it flew you from Bagdad to Laguardia, it's still too lumpy to use here. |
1.2000 |
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1567 |
Please remove your shoes. |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1568 |
Carpetbagging meditation, we're not! |
1.2000 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1569 |
Did you remember your coconut water? |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1570 |
You'll give everyone rug envy. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1571 |
Without a beard you will always be that creepy guy in yoga class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1572 |
In yoga, size does not matter. Namaste. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1573 |
You might want to try Berra Yoga instead, down the street. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1574 |
The broga class is at ten. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
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4 |
1 |
0 |
1575 |
No, you may not bring a pillow next time. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1576 |
The cap is a distraction, it has to go. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1577 |
I can help you with the poses but not your fashion sense! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1578 |
The difference is... your mother is wrong and I am right... again! |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1579 |
The 'Yoga For Clueless Guys Level 1' class is in the next room |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1580 |
This is Bikram yoga; Berber yoga is next door. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1581 |
This isn't a grateful dead concert |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1582 |
You do realize this is a no-fly zone. |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
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0 |
1583 |
Our instructor, Mr Baba, sbould help you overcome your fear of flying! |
1.2000 |
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5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1584 |
I have a delivery for Cheech and Chong. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1585 |
I think you're looking for the advanced class. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1586 |
You're what kind of Doctor? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1587 |
The hat's got to go |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1588 |
We don't encourage manspreading here. |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
1 |
0 |
1589 |
Are you here to do yoga or to be Aladdin? |
1.2000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
4 |
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0 |
1590 |
Yes normally that's true, but with this I am not flexible |
1.2000 |
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4 |
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0 |
1591 |
Got it on Craigslist. |
1.1818 |
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2 |
0 |
1592 |
I think your mantra is defective. |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
1593 |
How did you get through the Idiot Detector? |
1.1818 |
0.12197 |
11 |
9 |
2 |
0 |
1594 |
A mat is not a status symbol here. |
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0 |
1595 |
Nice reclaimed mat, where'd you get it, your grandmother's house? |
1.1667 |
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1 |
0 |
1596 |
ok, yours is bigger than mine. now what. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1597 |
Relax. Magic Carpet 101 is just down the hall -- second door on the right. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1598 |
Oh, I'm sorry, Magic Carpet Flow was at 9. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
1599 |
Thanks for coming to today's doga class, but next week you must bring your dog to participate. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1600 |
In the future, Ms. Cleopatra, you are going to need to use the front door like everyone else. |
1.1667 |
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1 |
0 |
1601 |
Magic carpet class is next door, sir. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1602 |
Cute. Did you bring you chez lounge as well? |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1603 |
I'll allow you to use it. But it's not a short cut to mindful levitation. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1604 |
Sorry, we don't have space for someone who wants to use us as a take-off and landing pad. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
1605 |
No-más-stay. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
1606 |
The outfit is O.K. but NO on the mat. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
1607 |
I refuse to go broke shopping at lululemon. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
1608 |
You must be the ‘non-Prius guy’. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1609 |
Coach I know it's a close team, but they all need their own mats. |
1.1667 |
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1 |
0 |
1610 |
Well, OK, but only because you drive a Subaru. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1611 |
I appreciate your cultural heritage but size does matter. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
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0 |
1612 |
No, we don't supply padding. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
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1 |
0 |
1613 |
"Your wife called. She fell and broke her hip climbing out of the shower". |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1614 |
I know no one likes to be called on the carpet... |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1615 |
I meant finding your comfort zone in the spiritual sense. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1616 |
Your mat is culturally incorrect. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
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1 |
0 |
1617 |
Today we will tackle Downward Dog, next week...manspreading. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
1618 |
The unintended consequence of improving our relationship with Iran. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
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1 |
0 |
1619 |
You've mistaken us for Textured Plush Yoga down in SoHo. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
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1 |
0 |
1620 |
Look - if trump can be elected president, I can say no afghan ...rugs |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
1621 |
Namaste. That means beat it. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1622 |
Don't worry, after just a few classes you will be much more flexible. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
1623 |
Sorry, but your comfort level must not exceed what we provide here. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1624 |
I don't care if your mat is 100 percent Kashmir, we insist on polystyrene here! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
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1 |
0 |
1625 |
While I appreciate that you have personal space issues, ... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
1626 |
Namaste, dude. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
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1 |
0 |
1627 |
"It's what Trump would do," does not give the right to take up more real estate than the rest of the class. |
1.1667 |
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1 |
0 |
1628 |
I'm afraid we can't do anything about your girlfriend's body now. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
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0 |
1629 |
Get a grip! I'm paying $125 a square foot to rent this place. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
1630 |
You look more junkyard dog than downward dog |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
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0 |
1631 |
Hi Phillip, our Ashtanga economy plus class only meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays. |
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0 |
1632 |
Yes, I remember you well from Overachievers Anonymous. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
1633 |
Tube socks with stripes went out in the 1980s, you really need to leave. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
1634 |
Are you Matt? |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1635 |
No problem—we're very flexible. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
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0 |
1636 |
I don't care what they said on Ebay, that's not an antique yoga mat. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1637 |
Oh, did you bring your grandma's yoga mat? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1638 |
To practice here you need to be outfitted in Lululemon. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1639 |
please place your shoes and hat at the entrance |
1.1667 |
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6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1640 |
The Carpet Yoga class is down the hall. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1641 |
You know what they say about men with rugs |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1642 |
So, you're delivering Donald Trump's yoga mat? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1643 |
Our full contact body slam yoga class is on Tuesday nights. |
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5 |
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0 |
1644 |
I’m sorry. ‘Dead’ is the one body type not welcome here. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
1645 |
Can we please just go see a movie? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1646 |
Please stop trying to 'Make Yoga Great Again' |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
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0 |
1647 |
Our beginner's class is on the first floor. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
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1 |
0 |
1648 |
We're a strict no-frills yoga studio. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1649 |
Larry, in here size doesn't matter. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
1650 |
You 'enlightened'? Not when your carpet is made of non-sustainable fibers. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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0 |
1651 |
Where do youse guys normally dispose of your used, uh, yoga mats? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1652 |
You seem to have yoga mat envy |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1653 |
...While I appreciate that yours is a magic carpet, we only allow the use of simple matts that complete the necessary illusion of proper suffering. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1654 |
The Agoy Nwod Wob rug gallery is next door. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1655 |
...do I need to take my shoes off? |
1.1667 |
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6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1656 |
Sorry, your mat is not ergonomically correct. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1657 |
I'm sorry sir, but I've never seen The Big Lebowski. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1658 |
No, in this case size really doesn't matter. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
5 |
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0 |
1659 |
Now, remember, ditch the body, burn the rug, and disappear for a couple of days! |
1.1667 |
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5 |
1 |
0 |
1660 |
You'll have to come back tomorrow, Ms. Antoinette just called in sick. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
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5 |
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0 |
1661 |
I see you've mastered the corpse pose |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
1662 |
Ah--next door, Trump Tower. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
1663 |
Manspreading is reserved for our advanced class. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
5 |
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0 |
1664 |
I think you are a little lost. The ballet studio is next door |
1.1667 |
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6 |
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0 |
1665 |
Interior decorating is in the next building over. |
1.1667 |
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5 |
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0 |
1666 |
Okay, Donald, you win. Yours is bigger than mine. |
1.1667 |
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6 |
5 |
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0 |
1667 |
The term "Double Wide" doesn't apply here.....at all. |
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0 |
1668 |
Do you really think a cup was necessary? |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1669 |
Personal yoga mat style is not a constitutional right. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1670 |
I don't care even if it's a flying carpet, I'm not going out with you. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1671 |
You're early... Persian Yoga begins in an hour. |
1.1667 |
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0 |
1672 |
And when will Mr. Trump be arriving? |
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0 |
1673 |
Where's your mat towel, and your yoga-specific clothes, and your water bottle, and are you breathing through your nose? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1674 |
I'm sorry but your rug is too big! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1675 |
Hookah Yoga is across the street. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1676 |
The only way a woman can get a man to bow down to her is if she's his Yoga instructor |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1677 |
I get it: you're angry with the donor-class Yoga establishment. |
1.1667 |
0.11237 |
12 |
10 |
2 |
0 |
1678 |
Cleopatra just left |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1679 |
Namaste can only happen in my natural element. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1680 |
Yes, we can help you lose your roll. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1681 |
This is yoga class, not body disposal. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1682 |
Seriously? That's your yoga mat? It had better be hypo-allergenic, that's all I'm saying... |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1683 |
What's the thread count? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1684 |
I see…you’re the one from out of town I sold the yoga mat to on Craigslist |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1685 |
Mecca is out the window to the Southeast. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1686 |
An ancient Indian practice in a modern American studio is diversity enough! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1687 |
Are you new to yoga? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1688 |
Ever heard of rug burn? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1689 |
Ii bought this at a garage sale, it was Jackie Gleason's tailor made yoga mat |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1690 |
No baseball caps allowed. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1691 |
We don't smoke and we don't chew and we don't lay with the boys that do. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1692 |
Bet that's your Hummer out front. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1693 |
Where did you get your paleo, non-GMO, organic, latex-free mat? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1694 |
It's not a competition. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1695 |
I'm going to put a leash on your Down Dog if you keep marking your territory this way. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1696 |
I don't care if you brought it, or it brought you. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1697 |
I'm sorry. "Bow Down" does not condone rugged individualism. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1698 |
No, no stomp class here. Try Drumpf's carpet bagging. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1699 |
No, a large carpet will not make dual downward dog possible. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1700 |
I can't wait to see your 'yoga blocks'. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1701 |
Sorry, sir. We don’t allow any manspreading in this class. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1702 |
Bob,this class might not be for you. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1703 |
You must be at the wrong place. Man Cave Yoga is 2 blocks over. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1704 |
Sorry. We don't allow baseball caps in here. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1705 |
No hats. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1706 |
The hat's okay but you need to take off your shoes. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1707 |
See, this is what I mean -- you don't understand me, Norman. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1708 |
Welcome, our first Trump supporter! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1709 |
We don't allow man spread in our yoga class. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1710 |
``You appear crude, even vulgar. But if you can breathe and relax when ordered, you'll find only love at Bow Down.'' |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1711 |
Are you sure you were in a Lululemon? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1712 |
You'll find the hot yoga class down the hall...next to the fireplace and easy chair. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1713 |
Is this a fashion statement or do you just not get it! |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1714 |
Our new "redneck yoga" class is out behind the studio. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1715 |
Bob, you're supposed to take your shoes off at the door. |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1716 |
Ready for class 'Aladdin'? |
1.1667 |
0.18257 |
6 |
5 |
1 |
0 |
1717 |
OK Bob, but you will have to share with Carol, Ted and Alice. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1718 |
We don't do ironic hipster yoga here at Bow Down, Jeremy, just regular yoga. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1719 |
"Whoa man, this is yoga, not magic carpet flying. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1720 |
The bro-ga studio is next door. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1721 |
This ain't your grandma's yoga, please don't bring your grandma's mat. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1722 |
NO. None of the Poses will make it fly. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1723 |
No animal byproduct mats are allowed here. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1724 |
We think you'd be happier at our Brooklyn studio. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1725 |
You're the third guy this week who's told me, "It really ties the room together." |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1726 |
How many times must I tell you, size does not matter.... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1727 |
Our magic carpet class is on Sundays. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1728 |
The sign says, "No baseball caps." |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1729 |
A huge mat won't hide your small fingers Donald. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1730 |
Your magic carpet doesn't work in an exercise class. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1731 |
We welcome beginners. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1732 |
It's not the size, it's what you do on it. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1733 |
We do not allow manspreading. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1734 |
So you're The Carpetbagger Yogi? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1735 |
Namaste not Amen. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1736 |
What time can we expect Mr. Trump? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1737 |
I see you're comfortable wearing a rug. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1738 |
When we practice yoga, we unify our body, mind and spirit. We do not have to feel "snug as a bug in a rug". |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1739 |
I told you: hot water and hot dryer. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1740 |
Make yourself at home, but don't make it your home. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1741 |
Your mat looks a little too rugged. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1742 |
Please take your shoes off before coming in to the studio. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1743 |
It's actually the socks up to the knees that are really bothering me. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1744 |
It's high time we had a chat about your little rug problem. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1745 |
Jasmine's classes are on Tuesdays and Thursdays. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1746 |
Fine, as long as it's Tibetan. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1747 |
Bringing your own mat does not mean stealing the one from the lobby. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1748 |
Unroll that ratty thing and you're going to learn the real meaning of pungu mayurasana, the "wounded peacock" pose. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1749 |
The fact that it's fair trade doesn't make it more appropriate. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1750 |
Sorry. No natural fibers are allowed. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1751 |
No, I do not know the direction of Mecca. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1752 |
Get out. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1753 |
Namaste' AWAY! |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1754 |
Maybe our group isn't right for you..... |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1755 |
I'm pretty sure inner peace doesn't come with free installation. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1756 |
With the downward dogs, think a little less shaggy, a little more Weimaraner. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1757 |
I'm guessing you drove over here in your Hummer. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1758 |
You can leave the rug but the rest of you has to go. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1759 |
Does it come with a fireplace? |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1760 |
Persian is down the hall. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1761 |
Sorry, the Low-Bob Yoga is down the street. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1762 |
I guess we have different definitions of 'authentic'. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1763 |
You must be a Neoliberal. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1764 |
No, We do not have a " share a carpet" yoga class. |
1.1429 |
0.15430 |
7 |
6 |
1 |
0 |
1765 |
Like, no, I don't want to smoke it later. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1766 |
Yoga and levitation will cost you extra. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1767 |
I'm sorry, the head-butting, high-fiving and knuckle-dragging classes were all cancelled this week. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1768 |
I didn't know they served burritos here. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1769 |
How typical |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1770 |
You’re bringing me down, dog. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1771 |
Billy! Didn't I TELL you to remove your hat when in our sacred realm? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1772 |
I agree.....Bikram may work with a flying carpet.......but we're too close to LaGuardia. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1773 |
Yeah, me and my magic carpet are feelin' the Bern. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1774 |
I thought I do a try out before I consider buying any new equipment |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1775 |
Sir, when I asked if you were "getting anything out of this class", I didn't mean the area rug! |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1776 |
The latest from Lulu Lemon |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1777 |
You may find your Zen across the street at the community rec center - the Intro to Carpet Laying class starts soon |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1778 |
I can't afford to pay for a Persian carpet. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1779 |
Sorry. We are only allowed to shag on hump day. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1780 |
The light in me sees the strobe in you. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1781 |
No ... Full Prostration Yoga is around the corner. |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1782 |
Why would I know the direction to Mecca? |
1.1250 |
0.13363 |
8 |
7 |
1 |
0 |
1783 |
Look, for the last time. You're not Aladdin and you can't show me the world. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
1784 |
...that it was the stage rug for the Grateful Dead's '78 World Tour doesn't matter. It's still too big to use in my studio. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
1785 |
We only use mats made from petroleum-chemicals, but in our defense, made in the U.S.A! |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
1786 |
You want "Takedown Yoga" next door. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
1787 |
Calling it a ‘chakrug’ doesn’t help any. |
1.1111 |
0.11785 |
9 |
8 |
1 |
0 |
1788 |
Hatha Yoga is known, but few know carpet yoga. |
1.1000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
9 |
1 |
0 |
1789 |
We've seen a lot of newcomers inspired by the primaries ... people finding they can hold all kinds of awkward positions. But for us, size actually does matter and it's just too big. |
1.0909 |
0.09535 |
11 |
10 |
1 |
0 |
1790 |
You don't scare me! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1791 |
But we don't need a flying carpet here |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1792 |
Sorry, but size isn't such a big deal around here. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1793 |
I need a lot of room when I do yoga, ok. Do you really need that much room? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
1794 |
I'm sorry but you'll have to leave,we don't do shag |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1795 |
We've had a few too many down dogs and need it cleaned. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1796 |
I'm just not buying into the consumerism of it all. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1797 |
This must be your first time. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1798 |
The magic carpet class is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1799 |
The brochure clearly says, yoga mat, bring a yoga MAT! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1800 |
Yes, I suppose that is a less bourgeois way to "feel the Bern." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1801 |
Sure, I'll trade you. Let me give you my card. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1802 |
The yuppie in me honours the men's rights activist in you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1803 |
It's not the size of your mat. It's the motion. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1804 |
You can't bring your flying carpet and hope for a miracle. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1805 |
I'm sorry but we can't Super-Size yoga |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1806 |
I don't think you understand. You're supposed to be uncomfortable. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1807 |
I can't let a non-conformist take my spot I've had for years. I'm an incumbent. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1808 |
What, the hat? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1809 |
This is a no drip zone. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1810 |
No, you're still going to do the vacuuming this week. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1811 |
We must accept that the floor is hard and user space is small, son. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1812 |
Yahtzee! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1813 |
I can see you're tense. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1814 |
Is this Cleopatra's first yoga class? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1815 |
I said, no magic carpets! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1816 |
Sorry. No carpet bow-downing allowed here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1817 |
Sorry, we do not allow those colors. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1818 |
We already forgot lesson one, didn't we? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1819 |
You must be Charles Brown's friend. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1820 |
Sir, please put that back in the lobby and use this one. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1821 |
Sorry, Hoedoen Yoga is in the Barn on Carrol Street. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1822 |
You New Yorkers just love walking all over people. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1823 |
You heard "bad Dog" I said "Down Dog" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1824 |
While we respect your enthusiasm and unique style, we just don't feel the intermediate class is quite ready for you yet. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1825 |
I'll really miss having you in class Steve. You're idea of starting a Downward Facing Dog Club was simply brilliant. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1826 |
You're one of those subway manspreaders, aren't you? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1827 |
No, it won't tie the room together Mr. L. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1828 |
You need to give that thing a shave. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1829 |
Does the texture of your mat improve your Downward Facing Dog? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1830 |
And I suppose your Armani is at the dry cleaner's. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1831 |
"No...That does not make you yoga master..." Submitted by Rebbecca Parker Charlevoix MI |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1832 |
Many of us do achieve great personal growth. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1833 |
Sorry, there is no tailgating in yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1834 |
I don't CARE if your name is Matt. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1835 |
Perhaps we need to make that "no solicitation" sign easier to see... |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
1836 |
What? I don't understand the problem, all you said was bring a mat |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1837 |
But, it flies when I sit in a Lotus position! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1838 |
My name is Matt and I am here with mat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1839 |
It's a fair trade rug from an Ashram in India. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1840 |
We're flexible about everything except mat size. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1841 |
What exactly do you expect to shag? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1842 |
Sorry, your mother was wrong, and she dresses you funny. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1843 |
We're missing a customer. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1844 |
I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1845 |
How's the new pickup treatin ya? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1846 |
I'm sorry, this relationship is no longer mutually beneficial |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1847 |
Let me suggest knee pads instead of you, ah, rug. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1848 |
What a fancy yoga mat! Where can I buy it? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1849 |
The size of your mat really doesn't matter |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1850 |
Magic Carpet Ride is next door Mr Trump |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1851 |
No thanks, I think I'll walk. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1852 |
A sore thumb won't be a problem. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1853 |
Please Bill, you just don't get it! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1854 |
"No, I don't think you are going to impress the ladies with your large yoga mat"! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1855 |
Full-contact ashtanga is the next studio over. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1856 |
When I say, "that's a stretch," I don't mean yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1857 |
So Cleopatra would like to unroll in our class? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1858 |
Sorry, the Cleopatra roll is not a pose I use. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1859 |
We don't like man spread in any derivative |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1860 |
Now, concerning your spittoon... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1861 |
Seriously? A magic carpet? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
1862 |
I've never been worried about gentrification before. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1863 |
NO-mistah. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1864 |
OHHHHHMmmmm, nope! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1865 |
Geography isn't my strong suit. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1866 |
You can take a nap here, but you'll still have to pay for a lesson. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1867 |
You can take the rug, Mr. Howard, but you must leave Miss Randolph here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1868 |
Can you have it back by Tuesday? I'm flying the class to Nepal. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1869 |
After years of being told he was inflexible, Jim finally took matters into his own hands. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1870 |
You really didn't need to bring a "man sized" mat, Bob. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1871 |
The rug burns are how I know it's working. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1872 |
We're a wimps-only establishment. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1873 |
The magic carpet class is meeting above us. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1874 |
I'm getting tired of Ms. Cleopatra's grand entrances. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1875 |
What a loser. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1876 |
We try to leave our rugged individualism at the door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1877 |
So you think a combo yoga mat, prayer rug and magic carpet satisfies diversity? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1878 |
No, "man-spreading" classes are down the street. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1879 |
What is it you don't understand about mat? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1880 |
In this studio size doesn't matter |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1881 |
No, not here...the consignment shop is next door... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1882 |
We do tend to be flexible but not when it comes to runners. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1883 |
You still have to take this class smartypants and I know your baseball bat is inside the carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1884 |
It's how you use it. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1885 |
I don't care if you can levitate. Your flying carpet is too big! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1886 |
You want 'satya'?...You really want 'satya'?... Well, my friend, in all honesty, you can't handle 'satya'!!! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1887 |
Because a Scout must also be flexible. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1888 |
To be honest, we've never tried aggressive self-realization. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1889 |
No, you can't lie down here to take a nap with all these freaks. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1890 |
Take your fat ass to a barn, somewhere! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1891 |
Just how big is he? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1892 |
Is that organic natural fiber? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1893 |
Need the extra padding,do we,softie. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1894 |
Jasmine doesn’t teach today and she doesn’t want to see you anymore now that you’ve let yourself go |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1895 |
Can I get a family rate if we all use the same mat |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1896 |
we really don't allow solicitors. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1897 |
Perhaps you could "just run a few laps" around the interior of your skull? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1898 |
No, thanks. I have plans. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1899 |
I don't think that's what "old school" entails. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1900 |
I’m sorry, we’re still waiting on our magic carpet yoga certification. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1901 |
I'm going to have to accuse you of manspreading |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1902 |
Our family-style seating is in the rear of the studio. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1903 |
It's what's on the inside that counts. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1904 |
I think you heard me. I said "That was zen, this is tao." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1905 |
She DOES matter, but in this case, smaller is better! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1906 |
Bro Down Yoga is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1907 |
Are you sure this is this most expensive mat? I am trying to get my daughter into pre-school. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1908 |
Only if Cleopatra is in there. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1909 |
strip, lay and watch |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1910 |
My friend might show up later. He really likes doing corpse pose. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1911 |
You must be interested in our group rates. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1912 |
If you want to free your mind you have to do exactly what I say. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1913 |
By any chance is your name Cleopatra? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1914 |
It's like vegan break-dancing |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1915 |
You're looking for the broga studio. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1916 |
Even if the sign did say 'Bedouin Yoga' we wouldn't let your camel take the class. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1917 |
You? In my class? That's a stretch. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1918 |
Please tell Aladdin that we have spare mats he can use. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1919 |
Let me guess, You're the new guy who called to say he was bringing a Matt with him. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1920 |
No, you cannot hide that body here. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
1921 |
I'm ready for Bow Down Yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1922 |
If you can't confine your yoga mat to a 2'x5' space, you will have to pay a double registration fee...or promise never to return until you are in a state of enlightenment. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1923 |
I don't care if you did fly in on it; you can fly yourself out on it. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1924 |
You have the wrong floor. The itchy skin yoga class is on the next level. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1925 |
What, do you think the ancient Hindu had microfiber mats? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1926 |
The rug is ok - but next time try not to bring the sofa and the tv. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1927 |
Take off your hat. I want to see if the drapes match your carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1928 |
Wrong kind of Indian -- and stop calling me "Paleface." |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1929 |
That's for "Rugrats," the mother-child Pilates studio next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1930 |
The bariatric yoga salon is across the street |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1931 |
I need a bigger mat, there are no half measures with me... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1932 |
Sir, I'm afraid this is a masculinity-free zone. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1933 |
Np we don't offer Persian variations |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1934 |
Oh, boy. Call me when you have grown up. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1935 |
That's a bit of a stretch. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1936 |
I can see our website needs to be more specific. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1937 |
Might you be the Australian here to demonstrate outback oriental yoga? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1938 |
Tell me – is this to compensate for something..? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1939 |
When you called earlier today I said foam, not faux |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1940 |
This is what I meant when I told you, "you will need to bring a soft pad for the class". |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1941 |
I asked for the persian design! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1942 |
You do understand, "mat" isn't short for "mattress"? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1943 |
No... I really am here for the yoga! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1944 |
It's Eastern, not Oriental. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1945 |
Meditate this Junior. We accept no snakes. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1946 |
Nama - go away. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1947 |
Your yoga mat is bigger than the both of us. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1948 |
It is called Downward Dog, not Downward Elephant |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1949 |
I presume you're from left field. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1950 |
Yes I did say to make your mat your "home" during class but... |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
1951 |
You can use the mat as long as it's GMO free all organic fiber. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1952 |
Pick a remote dumpster..no questions please. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1953 |
Sorry, interlocking group yoga is not allowed. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1954 |
We don't do magic carpet yoga here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1955 |
A downward dog with a matt, not a dirt dog with a rug. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1956 |
No, there's no sitting watching football asana. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1957 |
We run a reputable establishment. No carpetbaggers allowed here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1958 |
No, we never advertised 'Super Size Me.' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1959 |
It's okay. Umm. . . did anyone see you come in? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1960 |
The Antique Roadshow said this is a yoga mat from the 16th century. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1961 |
I'm here to drop off a corpse pose... |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
1962 |
Oh, how I do love bring-your-husband-to-yoga day. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1963 |
I can't believe you brought the Persian into my sacred space |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1964 |
This isn't little-league. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1965 |
I have a feeling that your mother's dining room is now short one yoga mat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1966 |
Sorry, but Governor Christie is not in this class. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
1967 |
Flying carpet yoga is next door... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1968 |
I don't care if it's the same one from 'Aladdin', you need a yoga mat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1969 |
Size matters less than motion. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
1970 |
I hope that Persian also instructs. Otherwise I've made a big mistake. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1971 |
No, we do not clean rugs. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1972 |
You by any chance Norbert? Your grandmother just aller, and she sounded upset. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1973 |
No, you cannot smoke that in here! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1974 |
The magic carpet classes are upstairs. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1975 |
No, just the mind and senses. I'm afraid the flying carpet is not going to work. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1976 |
No, I don't think a larger mat will elicit the desired assumption about your anatomy. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1977 |
Did I forget something? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1978 |
Tell your Mom we don't do used carpet trade-ins. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1979 |
Cleopatra doesn't need to always come wrapped in her carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1980 |
I'm sorry, the 'flying carpet' class was canceled due to lack of enlightenment |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
1981 |
This is a yoga studio, the carpet cleaner is next door...nice knee socks, by the way |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1982 |
?pu s'tahw |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1983 |
No, nobody will laugh at you if you wear yoga pants. It's the hat and that ridiculous rug that cracks us up. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1984 |
It's just that you don't seem like a true conservative, basically. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1985 |
No, a hairier mat does not make you more masculine. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1986 |
You'll need to come back tomorrow for the beginning Yoga Fashion class. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1987 |
Hipster yoga moved to the coffee shop next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1988 |
Matt, I know you're heteroflexible. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1989 |
You say Mr. Trump will be here in 5 minutes? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1990 |
Sorry, "Bow Down" in yoga has no religious implication. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1991 |
No way! I hardly know you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1992 |
Yes,your party of five is ready. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1993 |
Sorry, the "Fragile Flowers" class is tomorrow. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
1994 |
Flying carpet practice is next door! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1995 |
Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. They let me use this papyrus scroll. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1996 |
We're sorry, but the downward facing dog is not allowed on that rug. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
1997 |
Everyone pays, no matter how they get in! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1998 |
I don't want you to show me the world. I want you to show me a downward-facing dog. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
1999 |
I don't care if that is your ride Mr. Aladdin. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2000 |
New to the City? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2001 |
The instructions said: "....bring a YOGA mat, not a GOYA mate....". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2002 |
My smugness comes from, unlike yours, knowing my mat doesn't come from a sweatshop! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2003 |
We said to bring a mat not a flying carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2004 |
You can move in her "mat," but SHE has to do the yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2005 |
thank you but I did want his body buried with the rug. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2006 |
That's not a vintage yoga mat. It's carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2007 |
I'm pretty sure that's not what she meant when she asked you to pick her up at Yoga!! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2008 |
this must be a common core issue?? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2009 |
We don't do group therapy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2010 |
When I said let's sweep our affair under the rug.... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2011 |
No yoga for you! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2012 |
Size doesn't matter here, either. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2013 |
My wife sent me here to relax. Where does the tv go? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2014 |
You're looking for "Bob Up Yogi." It's two doors down. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2015 |
Well, the ball cap might help you attain the infield fly position. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2016 |
I think this job sharing has gone too far! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2017 |
We buy cheap used carpeting. We sell expensive antique yoga mats. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2018 |
I think first we should discuss the way in which you parked your car. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2019 |
We're going to pass. Studies have shown artificial turf to be damaging to joints. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2020 |
We don't allow "rug envy" in our studio. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2021 |
Look he just wants to have a normal day where someone can do yoga on him without having to sign autographs, take pictures, or give out magic carpet rides so please leave us in peace. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2022 |
The sign says: Bow Down-- not Chill Out-- Yoga! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2023 |
Seriously?! You brought a Persian rug to a Bikram yoga class? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2024 |
Men or rugs, Wendell, you’re the reason I’m taking a break from Caucasians. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2025 |
When my wife drags me to yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2026 |
Yes, we do the dog pose, but you can't bring your dog to class. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2027 |
I see you brought a man-size mat this time, Andy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2028 |
This is the billing address. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2029 |
Try Lululemon next time. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2030 |
Is there a place for one more? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2031 |
My, my, where do I begin to explain why 'absolutely not' is my reaction? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2032 |
Tell Mr. Trump he's not welcome. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2033 |
That rug culturally appropriates Asian culture and it doesn’t belong here. Namaste. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2034 |
Bow Down features happy baby downward dog today. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2035 |
So, by the size of that oversized rug....I have to assume you are voting for Trump? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2036 |
That's a great idea! I sweat a lot too. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2037 |
Sorry sir, we don't offer fringe benefits at this studio. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2038 |
No, no, it's not downward facing rug. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2039 |
Overcompensating just a bit? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2040 |
No Turkish rugs or towels allowed. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2041 |
But I'm Persian! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2042 |
I'm here to see a-hole new world. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2043 |
...also a three letter word, yes. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2044 |
Delivery yoga is in the afternoon. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2045 |
We don't roll that way here. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2046 |
Please tell your Mother this isn't day care, and I know a dining room rug when I see one! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2047 |
You must have some heavy meditating on your mind. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2048 |
Next time, can you please not yell out "woof woof" when we do Downward Dog? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2049 |
Home Depot does not have an exercise department. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2050 |
So you're THAT guy, huh? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2051 |
Separately |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2052 |
I don't care if it is Yoda's yoga mat, it's too musty to use here! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2053 |
Yogi not included. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2054 |
Let me guess your occupation. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2055 |
Someone's compensating for a weak chakra. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2056 |
They said to bring my own mat and I like my space. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2057 |
Welcome, Aladdin. So this is your first yoga class, huh? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2058 |
Uncle Guido says grandma's a little stiff. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2059 |
Umm, are you here for the course on "sacred masculinity" ? I'm afraid you're a bit early ! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2060 |
I don't care if that's the real you. I'm not going out with you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2061 |
Usually my clients come here voluntarily. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2062 |
No we have no plans to change from mats to rugs. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2063 |
I said to bring a "mat,"not a "rug." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2064 |
It was suicide-by-contemplation . . . dump him in Jersey. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2065 |
I said size matters, inversely. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2066 |
Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it, and looks like you really want it. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2067 |
Carpet flying is the next session. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2068 |
Beginners carpetboarding is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2069 |
No Mr. Trump the size of your Rug will not make Yoga Class Great Again |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2070 |
I keep telling you, size doesn't matter. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2071 |
Come on, it's not only functional, it really ties the room together too! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2072 |
No, this is not a 'friends and family' class! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2073 |
Do you want to meet me at the juice bar after class? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2074 |
Excuse me, but I am reasonably sure we are not zoned for that! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2075 |
From Texas? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2076 |
This is a Yoga, not a Thug class!! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2077 |
Don't you think it is overstretching it to say you are channeling your inner, interior decorator? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2078 |
My bathroom mat was wet. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2079 |
New years resolutions; am I right? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2080 |
I did not say you have small hands, Billy. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2081 |
the lay-out-the -rug- and - plotz classs starts next tuesday |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2082 |
bad downward dog |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2083 |
Is it your yoga rug, Rookie? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2084 |
Take whats left of that mouth breather to the woodchipper. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2085 |
I understand your name is Matt but that doesn't entitle you to use a rug. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2086 |
Got anything bigger? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2087 |
Persian yoga is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2088 |
If Tina Fey can have a California King, I can have a California King |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2089 |
I don't care if it's a magic carpet, you can't use it in class. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2090 |
Are you moving in or downward, dog? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2091 |
My yoga mat may be carcinogenic, but you should see how your 'natural' mats stick to these $200 leggings. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2092 |
Cleopatra' Yoga is down the street |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2093 |
"You're the second guy to come in looking to do a class while on Persian rugs". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2094 |
No, no - I said check out the Magic Carpet Yoga Mat at Anthro. Completely different. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2095 |
I see you're feeling the rug Bern. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2096 |
Who have you got in there? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2097 |
I'm sorry, but Yoga is NOT a Persian tradition. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2098 |
" No, no! You don't need to use a prayer rug, just because we are called ' Bow Down Yoga ' ! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2099 |
All are welcome here. You'll have to tell Mr. Trump, no shoes, no platform no exceptions Namaste'. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2100 |
I'm sorry, sir, but under our agreement with the college, we can appropriate only one culture at a time. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2101 |
I'm afraid you'll have to leave your flying carpet outside. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2102 |
You said I needed to take your hobbies more seriously. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2103 |
That's just so people won't know you weren't on your way to yoga? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2104 |
Ommmmmmmmm?? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2105 |
It was either this or the front door mat |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2106 |
Don't you think a $5,000 Persian rug for yoga class is a bit ostentatious? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2107 |
I don't care if you have a sensitive butt. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2108 |
Many people start out rugged |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2109 |
Yogi's carpet repair is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2110 |
Broga is tomorrow night. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2111 |
A flying carpet? Good take on levitation! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2112 |
It smells as though Fido had decided to do a Downward Dog pose on the rug I brought for class. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2113 |
It's not funny anymore! She's a collector on the 5th floor! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2114 |
I figure this will help you dispose of my body after your hot yoga class kills me. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2115 |
So welcome to your first hot yoga class, Bill. Looks like you are a sweater. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2116 |
This will make me look more masculine with all these girls. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2117 |
No Sir, you cannot align your "mat" to Mecca. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2118 |
That will be perfect for when we get to the downward dining-table position. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2119 |
We specialize in cleaning minds, not rugs. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2120 |
So, are we ever gonna meet this friend of yours, Cleopatra? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2121 |
Let go of the rug, so we can achieve it. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2122 |
I'm taking my wife home. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2123 |
Big feet, big hands, really big mat. Yeah, I get it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2124 |
You're starting off on the wrong square foot. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2125 |
Julius Caesar's studio is up the street. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2126 |
That's not what I meant by size matters. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2127 |
As part of our anti-Trump campaign we now offer 5 Bow Down sessions daily. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2128 |
I am so sick of manspreading. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2129 |
Big rug, small hands... Big deal. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2130 |
Magic Carpets is two doors down. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2131 |
Yogi's is down the road. "It's crowded so no one goes there anymore." doesn't work here. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2132 |
Everything about your downward dog was so wrong. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2133 |
You don't have the proper smile on your face to participate! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2134 |
You might find our practice a bit of a stretch. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2135 |
And who do we have here...Yoga Berra, perhaps? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2136 |
Can we trade? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2137 |
I don't care if it muffles your farts... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2138 |
I'm a lumberjack too, and I don't care either! |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2139 |
The failure of DIY Yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2140 |
Guys can be such imbeciles. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2141 |
Breathe in and now Breathe OW! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2142 |
The practice actually originates in Persia. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2143 |
Is there an elephant tusk in that rug or are you just happy to see me? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2144 |
I understand it is self-funded, but Mr. Trump will have to use the same mat as the rest of us. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2145 |
I hope you brought a vacuum with you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2146 |
We simply don't have the space for your ego. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2147 |
Overcompensating is strictly prohibited. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2148 |
The advanced relaxation class is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2149 |
I'm sorry, but, this is not about your comfort! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2150 |
Sorry, but that outfit and that mat are only for home use. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2151 |
Tyler, do you always have to have the biggest mat? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2152 |
We are the nose-in-the-air Bow Down Yoga Club; The distasteful Rug Rat Yoga Group is down the street. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2153 |
You'll have to wait... They're not converting this building into condos until this afternoon. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2154 |
I have a rug, can I join women's yoga now? |
1.0000 |
inf |
1 |
1 |
0 |
0 |
2155 |
Sir, unless you intend to use that magic carpet for a party of six or more, please park it at the door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2156 |
You're Yoga Matt?! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2157 |
I understand the fibers are organic, Sir. But can you confirm those crumbs are gluten-free? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2158 |
The flying carpet class is upstairs. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2159 |
Everyone, the Wheat Grass is here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2160 |
Magic carpet rides are being held on the roof. This floor is reserved for relaxation yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2161 |
What is it about "Size doesn't matter" that you don't understand? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2162 |
I don't care if it is a Republican prayer rug. Get a yoga mat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2163 |
I find using a rug really helps me from slipping in downward dog |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2164 |
It's yoga and not yogart and no you can't sit and gawk for a while. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2165 |
Your mat will really tie the room together. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2166 |
When I said you should try getting out more I didn't really mean it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2167 |
My wife told me that y’all might be able to teach me how to ride this thing. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2168 |
You were warned about drinking from that bottle without a guide. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2169 |
You're stressing me out. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2170 |
It's for our new pose: upward-facing Persian cat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2171 |
You want to be great again? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2172 |
Actually, Subway doesn't use that chemical in their sandwiches anymore. Yoga mats are safe again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2173 |
Just think of it like I have a seasons ticket to this spot. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2174 |
So it's finally here: Dharman-spreading.' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2175 |
Mosque delivery is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2176 |
Ah, great Persian carpet; much roomier. Good price, too. Couple of questions though... . Has the Mecca GPS device been disabled? (Off-screen) "And ask him if you should get a CARPET BOMB Rider on your insurance while you're at it." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2177 |
Does it fly too? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2178 |
Puraney khayalat? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2179 |
Sorry, we don't allow manspreading. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2180 |
This is Bow Down Yoga... NOT... Lay Down and Nap! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2181 |
What would happen when a man brought a carpet to have one room for a yoga instructor? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2182 |
Namaste yourself to the basement. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2183 |
Yoga is not a competition sport, Nigel. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2184 |
Had enough, big shot? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2185 |
You're early for the magic carpet class. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2186 |
That will have to be screened for bed bugs. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2187 |
I don't think those are the piles yoga is supposed to help. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2188 |
If you'd like to use your magic carpet as a yoga mat, you're going to have to sign a waiver in the event that it takes off during seated meditation. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2189 |
You're not allowed to relax unless you have the right attire. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2190 |
I can rule the bends here, but I can't bend the rules... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2191 |
I said 'yoga"'party", not 'toga' party. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2192 |
Sir, there's a lulu lemon right next door. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2193 |
I'm very flexible, but that mat is not welcome. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2194 |
What happens in your man caves stays in your man cave. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2195 |
It's Jamaican rolled maan. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2196 |
I said Yoga met, not biggest mat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2197 |
This is what i meant by "we are poor at communicating" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2198 |
I'm so sorry, this image just isn't going to work for us. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2199 |
You know you can use your regular yoga mat for the Flying Carpet position, right? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2200 |
Neanderthal yoga is at 6. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2201 |
I want to see these sun salutations of yours. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2202 |
A Lu-Lu Heriz Serapi? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2203 |
That's really more of a carpet than a mat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2204 |
Okay, so there are two exceptions to all-organic-all-natural. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2205 |
I'm sorry, but, in this class, size doesn't matter.... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2206 |
Look, I just won the Middle Eastern yoga tour contest! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2207 |
And the miller he has served him worse than that, for he's ground him between two stones. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2208 |
The size of your mat does not matter. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2209 |
You did not purchase a family membership |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2210 |
I'm sorry, but the hipster doofus yoga studio is located above the ironic vintage t-shirt shop across the street. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2211 |
Your outfit is bringing me down, dog. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2212 |
Size doesn't matter in yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2213 |
Bow Wow Dog Training is down the street. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2214 |
I'm boycotting Big Yoga |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2215 |
No, you can't bring your recliner. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2216 |
Yes, that bread chemical is also in yoga mats, but the mats are perfectly safe. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2217 |
I know your name is Matt. And the thing you're carrying you call a mat. But that is not a yoga mat, Matt. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2218 |
Persian yoga doesn't start until 2:00. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2219 |
I'm guessing you are the new apprentice. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2220 |
I can't wait to see how you interpret downward dog. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2221 |
OK, NOW UNROLL THE CARPET, AND LET CLEOPATRA EMERGE! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2222 |
You don't know the Crane menage à trois pose do you? |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2223 |
Yogis don't teach you how to fly like Aladdin. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2224 |
Your family will participate? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2225 |
It's Indian, not Persian. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2226 |
Your hand size has nothing to do with your mat size. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2227 |
I may have put up with your abuse of thesaurus.com but I’m not your English professor anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2228 |
Jam Band yoga class is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2229 |
He said. Take any rug in the house |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2230 |
Got a dead body in there? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2231 |
So your name's Aladdin. You still can't bring that rug in here. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2232 |
What do you think this is--a slumber party? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2233 |
I'll let you know when it's time for Downward Persian Dog. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2234 |
Sorry for asking sweetie, but I just can't tell the pitchers from catchers anymore. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2235 |
Sandra, I respect your opinion but this is my Yogi Bear mat. If we just take a deep breath...and relax...I'm sure we can make this work. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2236 |
I think you are taking the concept of going to the mat a bit too literally. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2237 |
You're entirely welcome here, but the corpse has to be outside. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2238 |
We're trying to become more authentic, ma'am. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2239 |
I'm sorry, the 'Elect Donald Trump Yoga Fundraiser' doesn't start for another hour. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2240 |
Sorry, "Make Yoga Great Again" is in the next studio. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2241 |
'It Ain't Yogi 'Till It's Yoga is across the street.' |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2242 |
Sorry, but it doesn't match the drapes. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2243 |
Well, well...what have we here? Another vain attempt at compensation? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2244 |
You may use your 'magic flying carpet' today. But please get a yoga mat for next time. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2245 |
Bigger is not always better! |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2246 |
The funeral home is in the next block. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2247 |
Let me guess: you're new to yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2248 |
It's not practical, but I admire your sense of aesthetic. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2249 |
The spread eagle is not a yoga pose. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2250 |
The flight school is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2251 |
With men it's always about size, isn't it? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2252 |
It needs restretching. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2253 |
Assume the shag position. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2254 |
What do you mean 'your chahra is blocked by my studio's feng shui'? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2255 |
So you were told a yak mat will enhance your peace of mind and release tension? H'om... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2256 |
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. It's not the Oriental, it's the normcore. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2257 |
So that's whay they call you "big" Matt |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2258 |
And yes, I promise you that I will never ask you to eat kale again. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2259 |
No, we are not Ground School for carpet flyers! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2260 |
One: take your shoes off in my studio. Two: that's a tapestry. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2261 |
The Magic Carpet Ride class meets on the roof. Good luck! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2262 |
I think you've got the yang covered. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2263 |
Supersized spots pay a supersized fee. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2264 |
Nobody is buying it that you found Shiva's original yoga mat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2265 |
You found it, stuffed away in an old drawer...!?...well, you need to think 'slip resistant'. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2266 |
The auditions for Anthony and Cleopatra are next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2267 |
No rule says you can't wear kneepads instead. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2268 |
I completely understand your feelings on this, but I'm just concerned your flying carpet will be an unnecessary distraction. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2269 |
So, they call you Mr Big, do they? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2270 |
The baseball cross-training class starts next week. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2271 |
Bigger is not better |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2272 |
'Let me guess -- it's either this or detention." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2273 |
I'm sorry, "eastward-facing dog?" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2274 |
Uh your mat is quite big," "I thought size doesn't matter. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2275 |
I'm not judging, but your chakras are blocked. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2276 |
With all due respect, we request that you not be visible from our window. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2277 |
Trust me, you're not that flexible. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2278 |
The sign says no Flying carpets. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2279 |
Take your magic carpet and beat it, Alladin. The only way you'll ever reach a higher plane is on a sticky mat! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2280 |
This is a yoga studio, not Downton Abbey. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2281 |
YOU WANT THE UPPER CRUST OF YOGA,THERE'RE IN THE PENTHOUSE. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2282 |
magic carpet or not, its too big for this class |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2283 |
Smaller, thicker and less decorative next time, please. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2284 |
One day you will also keep the seat down! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2285 |
I'm sorry, Sir. The flying carpet class ended at 11. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2286 |
No, I do not want to shag, thank you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2287 |
Agoy Nwod Wob means your coming at this from the wrong perspective. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2288 |
Sir, next time can you bring your own yoga mat? That rug isn't supposed to leave the lobby. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2289 |
Is there a lamp in there too? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2290 |
Men: We're even rugged during Yoga |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2291 |
I'm afraid you exceed our minimalism, attitude and materialism guidelines. Good day Mr. Smith. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2292 |
Good, we won't have a wading pool like last week then. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2293 |
I think you'll need your carpet at the boxing ring next door. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2294 |
Shake out your mat, Frank--we're missing Mr. Whimpley. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2295 |
I'm kinda old school... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2296 |
Compensating? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2297 |
It's a movement practice, not a move-in practice. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2298 |
We don't condone manspreading in our studio. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2299 |
No rugs, sir. Not painful enough. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2300 |
Honey, this "Make America Great Again!" thing has gone far enough. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2301 |
You muslims always think you can kill two birds with one stone. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2302 |
I said bring your mat, Mr. Trump, not your rug. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2303 |
You just don't have that special Bow Down Yoga attitude. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2304 |
At least your clothing is appropriate this time, Aladdin. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2305 |
Whoever told you size does not matter was wrong. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2306 |
That kundalini pick-up line is so overused! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2307 |
Persian rugs seems to have been quite qui successful with their new campaign strategy. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2308 |
Is it organic astroturf? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2309 |
I said it was a yoga class, not a yogi class! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2310 |
Really? Not even you are that dumb |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2311 |
I'm afraid yoga is more of a mid-century modern lifestyle. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2312 |
Drop and roll before I bonk you on the head! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2313 |
I think your college buddies were pulling your leg. There is no instructor here named Alladin! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2314 |
I saw you driving in. That's a very nice Porsche convertible. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2315 |
Really? A "power carpet" for Power Yoga? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2316 |
Look what the shaggy dog dragged in. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2317 |
We said you can practice at home, not like you’re home. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2318 |
Actually, my karma says to take your Grateful Dead rug elsewhere. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2319 |
I don't care if your name IS Aladin. You lie it! Don't fly it. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2320 |
The non-conformist yoga instructor doesn’t stick to a regular schedule, but you’re welcome to join my class. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2321 |
No, having a bigger rug doesn't help, either. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2322 |
This wasn't the kind of burn I was expecting. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2323 |
Size matters. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2324 |
Where's Aladdin, and what have you done to that magic carpet? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2325 |
Downward-facing smile. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2326 |
This 'bigger is better' mantra you live by is getting old. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2327 |
Not sure what happened to her but the body is in the back room. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2328 |
Magic carpet lessons, start at noon |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2329 |
The Kama Sutra class is next week. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2330 |
My downward dog had worms |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2331 |
You do realise that downward dog is meant for humans, right? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2332 |
Have you seen Alice? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2333 |
Sorry about your downward dog accident, but we don't do pet stains |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2334 |
I meant something like a large bath towel, not a carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2335 |
Is your moving truck double parked? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2336 |
We don't subscribe to manspread Yoga here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2337 |
I say no to rugs. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2338 |
Oh, you downward dog, you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2339 |
Let me guess, downward facing dog ate your mat? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2340 |
Okay, if you got it smoke it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2341 |
Attain a higher plane? Pretty sure that's not what they meant. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2342 |
We only show you the pose, it's up to you to dispose of the corpse. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2343 |
but is it artisanal? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2344 |
Let me guess, you aren't vegan either. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2345 |
Sorry. The ad was supposed to say Flying Dog not Flying Carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2346 |
I said a mat, not the living room rug! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2347 |
It's "namaste"not "no mats day" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2348 |
I will let it go this time, but if I so much as hear you humming that song from Aladdin, you're out of here! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2349 |
Unwelcome karma, sir. No, not the mat, it's your NRA hat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2350 |
I'm sorry, but there's still no group discount. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2351 |
The Yogi School is on the second floor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2352 |
You're early. Please let the Jolly Green Giant know his XXXXXXXL yoga workout doesn't begin until four. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2353 |
I promise to take the needs of Yoga Dads into consideration. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2354 |
Our practice includes the idea that size does not matter. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2355 |
You can put my sister down anywhere? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2356 |
I'm sorry, no flying carpets allowed. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2357 |
We don't do the same yoga. XOXO |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2358 |
That's not lululemon... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2359 |
I don't care if it's Cleopatra in there, she's still going to pay for the classes. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2360 |
Don't you have any friends of your own Bob? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2361 |
A fancy Persian rug will not get you to a higher level of conciousness in my yoga class. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2362 |
Namaste! Wait until I say "Namaste," you oaf! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2363 |
My Persian rug is in need of a stretch! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2364 |
At least our orientalism isn't gauche. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2365 |
Let me guess - bean burritos for lunch? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2366 |
Pole dancing is at 6:00 PM. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2367 |
No, we don't offer a 7th inning stretch. Wrong sport dude. Namaste. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2368 |
This is the Bow Down studio. The DIY studio is on the second floor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2369 |
Is that Persian? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2370 |
You must be looking for the yogurt place next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2371 |
I know it's a bit oversized, but the salesperson assured me it's 100% organic. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2372 |
I hope you don't roll your own cigarettes. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2373 |
"Magic Carpet Flying Lessons" are next door. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2374 |
It's about spiritual liberation not a magic carpet ride. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2375 |
Ali Akbar dropped this class yesterday. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2376 |
Sorry sir, but Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays are reserved for allergen-free workouts. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2377 |
Sorry, but I'm looking for something a little more manufactured. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2378 |
"Bro-Ga" has been cancelled. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2379 |
When I said, 'Feel the burn,' I wasn't talking about rug burn. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2380 |
I'm sorry, but if we allow you , soon everyone will be in here magic carpets. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2381 |
We have parking for flying carpets behind the building. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2382 |
And I would ALSO appreciate it if you DIDN'T make follow-up comments to mine, such as "What up, Downward Dog?" |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2383 |
Class cost is by the square foot. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2384 |
This is what happens when you tell your man to bring the 'thing' on the floor to couples yoga while he is watching the game. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2385 |
I don't care if it Aladdin swore by it, you'll have to use a yoga mat like the rest of us. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2386 |
No, the studio doesn't need "classin' up". |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2387 |
I ordered a zen rug, not a Persian rug. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2388 |
The community class is at 3. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2389 |
Using a flying carpet to attain the Eagle pose is frowned upon! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2390 |
I came to get down. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2391 |
We took the family pack |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2392 |
Let's just start with an all natural diet |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2393 |
Persia is not known as a yoga mat manufacturing centre. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2394 |
How much bliss do you need? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2395 |
It's 100% organic. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2396 |
I'm sorry, we don't offer a group rate. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2397 |
Do your choices affect others? Consider your actions. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2398 |
Planning on expanding your practice, I assume? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2399 |
It's 3 doors down for the men's class. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2400 |
Did you get in with the two-for-one special? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2401 |
Sorry, IRANIAN yoga rug. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2402 |
Yes, we stretch here. The bullpen for pitching from the stretch is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2403 |
Okay, I'll check-in my sense of superiority if you check-in that carpet |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2404 |
I think you want the place up the street -- Downward Doggy Style. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2405 |
Yes, we believe yoga is a religious experience. No, you cannot bring your own prayer rug. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2406 |
You've been living in that "mine's bigger than your's" world much too long |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2407 |
I'm sorry, this is a no-fly zone. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2408 |
A genie better be in there and grant me 3 wishes if you plan on rolling that out in my class. Namaste. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2409 |
I guarantee you, a small rug is wonderful, there's no problem, I guarantee you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2410 |
You can start by getting your rug off of Barbara’s head. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2411 |
what 'Room' ? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2412 |
What's with the rug, Matt? |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2413 |
Your website said to bring your own mat |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2414 |
Sir, shoes aren't allowed in the studio. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2415 |
I'm sorry, our Neanderthal-looking-for-a-date class meets on yesterdays. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2416 |
Is it medicinal? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2417 |
I don't care how wealthy you are, you can't use a your expensive Persian rug in this class. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2418 |
Your guy says the whole class can have 80% off yoga mats this week only. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2419 |
Sorry, today is Dog Facing East. Yesterday was Doofus Carrying Rug. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2420 |
This is Hatha, not Mansplay yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2421 |
The introduction to pre-yoga class is tomorrow. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2422 |
Are you here to pray or stretch? No, we don't allow naps. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2423 |
Your small-man, big-mat compensation issues are starting to hurt my business. |
1.0000 |
0.10541 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
0 |
2424 |
Have you seen my sister Cleo? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2425 |
Sorry, Mr. Perkins--but your small rug on top is even scarier than the big one for your bottom. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2426 |
We lie on our mats not fly on them. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2427 |
Salesman or no, yoga doesn't involve flying on a magic carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2428 |
Oh, I forgot, Ben. You skipped second grade to play baseball, and second grade is when we learned the difference between a rug and a mat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2429 |
May I take your brother's measurements as long as he's here? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2430 |
Why don't you ask the rest of your crew to join us? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2431 |
Remember, no flying more than two feet above the floor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2432 |
this is yoga not a carpet store |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2433 |
At 'Bow Down Yoga', we find our inner bliss on yoga mats, not area rugs. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2434 |
Miley's here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2435 |
Magic carpet rides are not allowed. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2436 |
I admire your ambition. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2437 |
That would have to be the early evening family class |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2438 |
No you can't bring your dog, it's Bow Down Yoga, not Bow Wow |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2439 |
If that thing can fly, I suggest you use it. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2440 |
Wrong space sir. Rehearsals for Anthony and Cleopatra are held in the upstairs studio. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2441 |
No, we don't supply the chair and television. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2442 |
Size doesn't matter to me. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2443 |
," "May the floors be with you." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2444 |
"You can try, sir, but I question if you and your rug are a fit for our program. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2445 |
Her Bow Down dog soiled the rug |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2446 |
Together would be nice, but I'm allergic to dust. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2447 |
How many times do I have to tell you that size doesn't matter? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2448 |
I do appreciate your trying but we are just not on the same page. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2449 |
The BYO class is downstairs. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2450 |
You don't look very stretchy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2451 |
It helps absorb my sweat, but does very little for my excessive leering. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2452 |
Late for class after one of those 1001 nights again? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2453 |
Sir, this is yoga. Size does not matter. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2454 |
You’ve either signed up for Hatha or the stick welding course next door. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2455 |
I'm sorry, Spousal Disposal Inc is two doors down. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2456 |
Just a thought, natural wool may chafe. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2457 |
Sorry, there are no hemp mats allowed. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2458 |
No we don't do juice and crackers. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2459 |
Let me guess, you're here for broga? 2nd floor. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2460 |
You're overcompensating for a weak second chakra. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2461 |
This is a beginners class. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2462 |
My wife is lost in thought. Can you please tell her that she promised the kid's that she would take them to the park today? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2463 |
A one-percenter Downward-facing Dog? Nowhere near me, dude. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2464 |
Sorry, Oriental Rug Yoga isn't until 7PM right after Trampoline Yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2465 |
I'm sorry but your too well adjusted for our program. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2466 |
You want the flying lessons; that's up on the roof level. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2467 |
Do you need help moving your furniture in? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2468 |
This is Yoga class, the "Aladdin" tryouts are down the hall. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2469 |
I specifically ordered 3-inch memory foam padding beneath. Where is it? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2470 |
Can you help me unwind? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2471 |
Am I supposed to be impressed? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2472 |
I'm sorry but "scatter rug" yoga is not a thing. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2473 |
Good, now hold that position until you achieve yin. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2474 |
Your name might be Matt, but it's still a rug. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2475 |
Are you going to kill and roll me up in that rug. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2476 |
Remember, speak softly and carry a big shovel. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2477 |
Take her, and put her in the garbage truck. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2478 |
A mix of hot yoga and body wraps. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2479 |
This won't be a sleepover. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2480 |
I don't care if it's soft and fluffy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2481 |
Sorry, the normcore class doesn't start until 11:00 |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2482 |
Overcompensating Mr. Smith? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2483 |
I said I wanted a crumpet not a carpet! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2484 |
Bow, not bro |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2485 |
There is no 'I' in Yoga Mat! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2486 |
This is a No Manspreading zone. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2487 |
Unfortunately, our schedule does not allow time for a ceremony to honor Mr. Berra. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2488 |
No. 'Till the fat lady sings.' was his mantra. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2489 |
At Bow Down we do not allow the picking up of a partner. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2490 |
No, I'm afraid using a bigger mat will not 'make yoga great again.' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2491 |
“winning isn’t about carrying a mountain and moving a step-but about carrying Pebble and taking a leap”. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2492 |
Not that kind of bow down |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2493 |
Magic carpet ride huh? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2494 |
Honey how many times do I have too tell you? Stop stealing our neighbors carpet for your own personal use. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2495 |
We don't allow full-size rugs in here. It makes the mats feel self-conscious. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2496 |
Our class for the refreshingly un-commercialized starts next week |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2497 |
Your karma is just pitiful. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2498 |
Tell Cleopatra that Julius is not here on Monday's. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2499 |
Only if it doesn't levitate. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2500 |
Yes, I did say you could bring your own yoga mat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2501 |
OK, the brochure says a gentler class comfortable for beginners, but that is not one of the recommended mats. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2502 |
No, no cheese, I said chi. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2503 |
We're not planning on flying at all! A simple mat will do. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2504 |
In yoga we use mats -- not runners, neither floor nor designated. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2505 |
Yo, sorry I'm not down with this Dog. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2506 |
I said hot mat, not hot rug. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2507 |
My downward tapestry has really improved of late. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2508 |
No, you can't "tail-gaze" while we do Downward Dog |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2509 |
I'm sorry, but we don't allow Persians. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2510 |
I said, "Carpe Diem", not "Carpet Today". |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2511 |
Your rug or mine? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2512 |
It'll come in handy when I start "Yoga for Rug Rats." |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2513 |
I see you're here for the Persian Yoga class. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2514 |
Who are you? And what have you done with Cleo? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2515 |
I can't meditate on a plastic mat ! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2516 |
Namaste. I suppose Home Depot was out of berber? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2517 |
If you turn to your left you'll be facing East. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2518 |
Sorry - for rug carry you need Cross Fit down the street. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2519 |
Nothing brings me inner peace like my prayer rug. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2520 |
Wow, I'll bet you are the mood for some rhythmic breathing. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2521 |
Even though you may have learned it in 2nd grade, in this class you don't have to bring enough for everyone. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2522 |
Working class is in Studio Two. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2523 |
Which way is Mecca? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2524 |
No we don't clean rugs as well. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2525 |
Small hands, big mat ? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2526 |
I insist. Men first! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2527 |
This is a yoga class, not a beer and weed hangout. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2528 |
Perhaps you were looking for the Fight Club down the street. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2529 |
This is Bow Down not Lay Down Yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2530 |
I hope you realize, that this will triple your class fee. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2531 |
Please stop referring to it as the doggie pose, Lewis. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2532 |
Meditate on this: Oriental yoga matts are not permitted! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2533 |
I don't care if you paid full price at Restoration Hardware. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2534 |
Please take off your shoes and socks, we practice barefoot. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2535 |
Space being a finite resource, we have to double your rates. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2536 |
OK, maybe you're just not cutout for yoga. But I tell ya what, how about I refer you to that CrossFit gym around the corner? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2537 |
No, Alladin, I do not wish to try a new position with you on your magic carpet! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2538 |
Are you trying to perfect "The Recumbent Man"? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2539 |
I asked for wall-to-wall. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2540 |
Body's out back. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2541 |
No, I am not able to make you genie appear during Shavasana. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2542 |
If you're into yoga mat envy, you've come to the wrong place." |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2543 |
ManFlow Yoga is on Tuesday nights. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2544 |
I didn't know Goliath was into yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2545 |
Bring him to Room. (The true story.) |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2546 |
Your Suburban and Bar-B-Que are double-parked. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2547 |
Loose the silly hat! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2548 |
This is the crossfit gym, right? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2549 |
" I see you've been shopping at the one size fits all yoga mat store". |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2550 |
The Suds and Rugs is down the street |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2551 |
It is a gorgeous rug, but I think you'd be happier at "ElephantYoga" down the street. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2552 |
Look, Aladdin, you're welcome to stay, but please no flying this time. It distracts the others. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2553 |
At this point, she realized that the relationship was not going to work. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2554 |
Magic, Smagic, it's not welcome here! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2555 |
Honey, I said Vinyasa, not Persian... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2556 |
is that a tarp, or are you just happy to see me? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2557 |
Yes, but is it sticky? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2558 |
Now that you flew in on it, can you also shrink it? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2559 |
Your name is Matt not rug! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2560 |
Double-wide yoga anyone? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2561 |
I see your rug rats will be joining us today. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2562 |
This is yoga, not carpet flying |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2563 |
I really need to change that 'Bring Your Own Mat' policy... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2564 |
The Season ends - never! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2565 |
I asked you to bring the rolled yoga mat, not the rug from the living room |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2566 |
Bow Down Yoga is a no manspreading zone. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2567 |
Shag costs double. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2568 |
Okay, I’ll agree size does matter; but you still can’t use it! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2569 |
You don't have the right standard equipment for this class. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2570 |
Magic Carpet rides are two doors down on the left. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2571 |
I must insist. No FLYING CARPETS ! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2572 |
Trump yoga's on the 5th floor. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2573 |
No, I am not interested in getting a rug burn with you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2574 |
No, it isn't. Yoga for Dummies is down the hall, second door on your hand with the carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2575 |
It's no picnic! Believe me! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2576 |
Excuse me Sir, this is a yoga class, not a carpentry store! |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2577 |
You said bring a yoga mat, so I borrowed one from Aladdin. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2578 |
Soft and fuzzy? I think you have been misinformed. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2579 |
What's the matter? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2580 |
The yoga class from 1977 called and said they are waiting for you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2581 |
If it's a flying carpet, ok. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2582 |
Mat, not carpet. And please leave your shoes at the door. and your hat.................oh, never mind ! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2583 |
How about we start you in our pre-yoga class? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2584 |
That ommm coming from your rug is our Yogi. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2585 |
Delivery new friend, unfurl and relax. We can move the new rug karma later. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2586 |
And did you bring you 5 gallon water bottle? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2587 |
It really ties the room together. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2588 |
Woman: You're clearly here as a spectator. Wouldn't it be easier to just go home and use your parents' internet? Guy: Nah, Imma stay |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2589 |
Surprisingly, I'm not at all surprised. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2590 |
No, that is NOT 'just stretching things'. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2591 |
Relax. I'm a real estate guy. This is just what we do. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2592 |
Of course you did. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2593 |
Well, it's clear we don't have to stretch your ego. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2594 |
You always have to over-compensate. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2595 |
Aren't you a bit rugged for our studio? |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2596 |
The workout isn't murderous! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2597 |
I need the bigger mat because they say yoga makes you expand. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2598 |
I don't care if that qualifies as a "mat" in your 5,000-square feet McMansion. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2599 |
'Wife rolled into rug' is not a pose. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2600 |
No, I said I wanted a Persian hug. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2601 |
How much mat lies matter. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2602 |
Tell Vinny once and for all; I pose, not dispose, bodies. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2603 |
It's supposed to be a mat not a flying carpet! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2604 |
You want more than your fair share, but you can't have it here, Mr. Trump. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2605 |
Please understand that we have only recently overcome the last flea infestation. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2606 |
I think you're looking for yoga for yutzes. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2607 |
Bro Down Yoga is two blocks over. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2608 |
Your parents' basement is two doors down. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2609 |
Alternative group participation starts next week. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2610 |
Our beginner's class includes a session on "Yoga for the tragically un-hip" |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2611 |
Is this your first yoga class? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2612 |
Going to one yoga class is not going to cause you to suddenly sprout a third eye. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2613 |
Ultimate manspeading. Not very namaste. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2614 |
You just said bring a mat |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2615 |
A little presumptively ambitious, don't you think? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2616 |
Oh, how sweet, that's so last millennium |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2617 |
Sorry sir, only sandwich-grade mats are allowed in this club. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2618 |
Non hotrgular guy with Napalese rug yoga is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2619 |
We're done. You can set up for "Bro'ga" now. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2620 |
Really? You want to man spread in here? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2621 |
If that's not made of wheatgrass, get it out of here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2622 |
The flyer said this was Persian yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2623 |
You won't impress anyone with the size of your man rug. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2624 |
Another victim of the corpse pose. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2625 |
I think you've now reached the stage that some of the ancient masters called "jerkhood." |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2626 |
Ah yes, Persian mats are for the 1% class at 3 pm with Ambrosa in Studio Raj. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2627 |
If there's a dead body in rolled up in there, I'm not paying extra. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2628 |
This is the wrong place for a 3 for the price of 2 carpet room offer - Namaste |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2629 |
Yours is bigger than mine but you will still need to follow my poses. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2630 |
It is better than last week's beach chair. Here, just use mine! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2631 |
Yes, I can see your mat is big enough for two, but no, I do not want to practice Kama Sutra positioning with you. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2632 |
You've been here before. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2633 |
Yes the Instructor position is open, but I must say, you looked better on paper, Mr. Guru |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2634 |
Do the Lotus Pose on that mat and you’ll have a rash in places I’d rather not talk about. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2635 |
Shagpile lightweight! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2636 |
This neighborhood just isn't what it used to be... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2637 |
Sir, if it's not an organic alpaca blend we can't have it here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2638 |
Hello, Matthew. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2639 |
We prefer to use overpriced underlay, not the actual carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2640 |
Think of the possibilities. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2641 |
Eric, your claim of a flying carpet is a bit of a stretch and has no charka value with me |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2642 |
This is Yoga class. The Mafia after school program is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2643 |
Let's focus on your attachment hunger today. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2644 |
I think you've misunderstood. We are not a vanity gym. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2645 |
I'm sorry, I just broke up with a Persian. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2646 |
A magic carpet will not help your lotus pose. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2647 |
Eco yoga is next hour. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2648 |
And when will the furniture be arriving? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2649 |
I figured that you weren’t gay, even before you asked me out. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2650 |
It's not Lululemon, but it'll do. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2651 |
Trust me when I tell you the teacher won't allow it, I'm a vegan. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2652 |
Persian kickboxing is in the next room. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2653 |
I guess you could kill two birds with one stone, but kneeling east towards Mecca, means you won't be facing the instructor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2654 |
Hold that pose right there until it hurts. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2655 |
Where do you want the body? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2656 |
Vinyasa League spring training meets in our Mookie Wilson studio down the hall. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2657 |
Was the doorman asleep again because that looks a lot like the rug in the lobby? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2658 |
Where do you want this prayer rug? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2659 |
Sometimes an exercise mat is just an exercise mat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2660 |
I think you'll find this much different from home fitness videos. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2661 |
I don't believe that "killing two birds with one prayer rug" is how the old saying goes, sir. |
1.0000 |
0.11785 |
9 |
9 |
0 |
0 |
2662 |
More yoga, less mansplaying. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2663 |
But that's our sex rug, honey. I said bring a yoga mat! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2664 |
You're about to feel an inner piece. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2665 |
The Trump Yoga class is next door. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2666 |
Delivery for Mrs Trump! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2667 |
Still living with your parents? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2668 |
The competitive yoga class is upstairs. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2669 |
I thought I told you to leave your rug at home. It's ruining the finish. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2670 |
I know you're a growing boy. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2671 |
We find our current fad here quite satisfactory at the moment, thank you. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2672 |
No, this is slim flexible yoga . . . regular guy's yoga is at the bar next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2673 |
Hi. I'm afraid we can't accept new members at the moment, I'm sorry. Many people seem to be looking for spirituality, at the moment. The elections, you know. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2674 |
Yes we do have beginner's classes. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2675 |
Extreme Rug Beating is next door |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2676 |
So, I understand you have something that can remove downward dog. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2677 |
I'm sorry but I believe your looking for the Trump class this is the Hilary class. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2678 |
Is that mat of yours big enough for two downward dogs or is that a magic carpet? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2679 |
Yes you do have to take out the body first. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2680 |
Your dust is clouding my chakra. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2681 |
You say it's sweat absorbing and gluten free? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2682 |
Small hands? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2683 |
your Yoga mat IS your magic carpet, not the other way |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2684 |
No, no, no. Not “namaste”. I said you and the rug must not stay. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2685 |
No hats allowed. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2686 |
I'm sorry, but manspreading is not actually a form of yoga. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2687 |
It's okay, as long as you sit on it and don't light up. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2688 |
We can probably handle the rug and the shoes today, but I am going to say no to the lamp and the couch. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2689 |
Welcome to my yoga studio, ma'am |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2690 |
No, this workout won't take you on a magic carpet ride. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2691 |
No, it's dog down yoga, not "doggie-style" yoga! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2692 |
Leave you mat and your ego at the door. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2693 |
TRY BIG BOY RUG YOGA AROUND THE CORNER |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2694 |
Just fly in, Aladdin? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2695 |
I don't care if Mr. Trump says you have to think huge to be huge--and no, yoga is not all about the square-footage! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2696 |
That's very flattering, but I'm afraid I only date within my own species. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2697 |
It's BOW down yoga, not HOE down yoga |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2698 |
My concerns have nothing to do with its being from Iran. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2699 |
Persian Sufi Hatha refers to the technique, Matt. Not the mat, Matt! |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2700 |
Sorry, your mat's not gluten-free. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2701 |
Yes Mr. Noffsinger, we received the call from your boss. I understand you are taking the company's softball league very seriously... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2702 |
I'm sorry sir, there are absolutely no shoes allowed in the yoga room. And, um, oh nothing. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2703 |
No, I don't know "Magic Carpet Ride". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2704 |
You shouldn't compensate with your mat. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2705 |
You realize I only let you use that so we can reach our 80%, right? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2706 |
Who are you, Casey at the Mat? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2707 |
You really should not be forcing your girlfriend to come to class. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2708 |
Prayer rugs are a different tradition... |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2709 |
Nama-go, Yoga Berra! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2710 |
You may be disappointed to learn that lululemon has recalled all those see-through ladies yoga pants. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2711 |
We do Upward and Downward Facing Dog, but not Dog Did My Rug. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2712 |
I'm very mindfully asking you to stick that where the sun salutations don't shine. Namaste. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2713 |
Too comfortable. Men's yoga is upstairs. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2714 |
Your mat's too aggressive. This is a yoga class. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2715 |
Does it fly? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2716 |
Are you sharing that joint with all of us? |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2717 |
How long have you had these anger issues? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2718 |
You must be the Bro-ga instructor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2719 |
Sir, this rug Nama-STAYS on the floor. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2720 |
A rug is NOT a mat, just bigger. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2721 |
You are not in the wilderness, you are not earning your Eagle Badge, and that's not a Yoga mat ! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2722 |
It's about your shoe size |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2723 |
Nooooo. The Magic Carpet Riding Class is on Thursdays. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2724 |
Yoga for The Carpetbagger meets in the basement. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2725 |
I understand your need to reduce the confusion, Matt, but that's a rug.... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2726 |
No- we don't offer Persian yoga here |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2727 |
Hard-core, are ya? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2728 |
I'm sorry; your mat is large enough for two or more. Yoga mats must be individual size. It's the law. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2729 |
Cleopatra, is that you? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2730 |
I'm sure your downward dog IS very furry. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2731 |
I could see, how much the studio's slogan "Come & Relax mind and body" inspired you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2732 |
very amusing Cleo, but your still late! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2733 |
No, I ordered five one-foot mats. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2734 |
Are you disposing of a body? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2735 |
Isn't it the best place to sleep? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2736 |
Yes...it is possible, ancient Persia had some kind of Yoga. But...sir, that's not the point... |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2737 |
Technically you'd be munching my 'mat' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2738 |
Our gift shop has affordable equipment options and financing terms are available. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2739 |
Even if yoga did originate in Persia the answer is still "NO:. |
1.0000 |
0.18257 |
6 |
6 |
0 |
0 |
2740 |
We're not here for a slideshow. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2741 |
That isn't minimalist enough... |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2742 |
The beginners class is at noon. Ok, well I'll be back and namaste to you. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2743 |
No, your hemp mat will not get the class high, but you are welcome to use it. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2744 |
Sorry, in this studio, size doesn't matter. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2745 |
Take your rug and your New York Values outta here. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2746 |
Flying lessons are next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2747 |
Yes, I can see there is room for two on your mat. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2748 |
I am assuming that your new body is in there. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2749 |
The drapes don't match EVERY carpet dorkwad. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2750 |
No, I will not turn over all of my cash, unless you have something pointy rolled up in that carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2751 |
Dump your stuff. Come with me. Tranquility awaits. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2752 |
Rug is optional, no hat and shoes, definitely no white socks. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2753 |
The Boston Red Sox prayer group meets upstairs in about an hour. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2754 |
I see yoga does matter to you! |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2755 |
It is not just a yoga mat, it is a yoga flying carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2756 |
You say the Queen of Sheba came to bow down? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2757 |
Ah, you found Mr. Trump's toupee. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2758 |
Your reputation here’s gone downward, dawg. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2759 |
No, you may not market 'PhatMats' here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2760 |
I see from your magic carpet you are looking for yogic flying. It's next door |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2761 |
I disagree. I don't think we need to add a class called "Bro-ga" |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2762 |
No, you can't just 'drop a body off' here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2763 |
Not Mysore, eyesore. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2764 |
No, Yogi Berra Yoga is two doors down. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2765 |
A slot just came available this afternoon in our gym-rat, large-rug, White men can't yoga class. |
1.0000 |
0.70711 |
2 |
2 |
0 |
0 |
2766 |
We don't do magic carpet rides here—try the Steppenwolf music studio next door. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2767 |
I think you're more of a runner than a yogi. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2768 |
OK Aladdin! But if it leaves the ground, you're out of here! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2769 |
I doubt that you'll do any better with a magic carpet than with an ordinary yoga mat. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2770 |
Why not? I do some of my best moves on this carpet. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2771 |
Nobody said “no carpet” This mat is not even on the market yet. This isn’t the carpet class, right? My wife said something about laying down in Yoga class. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2772 |
This is Bow Down Yoga sir not Bow Down Yogi. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2773 |
Your Magic Carpet cannot pause in my Studio! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2774 |
Is this the macho man yoga class? |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2775 |
That rug has to go - I can't be flexible. |
1.0000 |
0.15430 |
7 |
7 |
0 |
0 |
2776 |
I can guarantee that your frequency will rise, sir. |
1.0000 |
0.13363 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
0 |
2777 |
Sorry, the flying carpet classes are next door. |
1.0000 |
0.22361 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
0 |
2778 |
I don't care if it's a genuine Persian yoga mat, it doesn't meet health and safety standards and I could loose my licence! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2779 |
It's the finest, pure breed, free-roaming Himalayan Yak hair. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2780 |
tepraC cigaM yM |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2781 |
Send Henrietta back. She's beyond our help. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2782 |
You're in the outward bow down class. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2783 |
Still man-spreading, Robert? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2784 |
"Get out of the well. Stop playing with that ceiling roller and give me a help". |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2785 |
I like the mat, but your outfit sucks. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2786 |
Please don't light that smudge stick in here. |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2787 |
I heard the World was ending, and wanted to ask God if he could postpone this event a one more time. |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
2788 |
Let me guess--You bought your mat at Costco? |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2789 |
''Magic carpet rides is the new yoga. '' |
1.0000 |
0.28868 |
4 |
4 |
0 |
0 |
2790 |
'Yoga mat,' not 'Yurt carpet'! |
1.0000 |
0.40825 |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |