Contest #512 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	-
Voting started	2016-03-08
Voting ended	-
Finalists announced	-
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	2016-03-21 (estimated)
Number of captions	4399
Number of responses	43120
Number of participants	759

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	We're pretentious, not ostentatious.	2.2500	0.16801	32	11	2	19
1	Broga meets on the 2nd floor.	2.0000	0.24152	16	7	2	7
2	Please put that back in reception.	1.9000	0.17951	10	2	7	1
3	I told you to bring your own, that's from our lobby.	1.8571	0.17719	14	4	8	2
4	Let her out, Fred.	1.8462	0.24926	13	6	3	4
5	First visit?	1.8462	0.22206	13	5	5	3
6	I'm sorry, but we cancelled the order because Governor Christie has dropped the class.	1.8333	0.24100	12	5	4	3
7	Sorry, that won't fly!	1.8333	0.20719	12	4	6	2
8	I'm sorry, we don't allow performance enhancing rugs.	1.8333	0.16667	12	3	8	1
9	Man cave yoga is in the back.	1.8182	0.26348	11	5	3	3
10	Look, you and I both know that doesn't fly in here.	1.8182	0.29598	11	6	1	4
11	Yoga for idiots is tomorrow.	1.7857	0.21429	14	6	5	3
12	I assume you are new at this.	1.7778	0.32394	9	5	1	3
13	First class?	1.7692	0.23077	13	6	4	3
14	Magic carpet yoga is on the roof	1.7500	0.21760	12	5	5	2
15	We voted to allow the rug, but not the coffee table.	1.7500	0.31339	8	4	2	2
16	If she's actually dead, I don't think yoga can help.	1.7500	0.25000	12	6	3	3
17	First time here?	1.7500	0.17944	12	4	7	1
18	No, I'm pretty sure all of the hotties have their own mats.	1.7500	0.21760	12	5	5	2
19	Our position on this is inflexible.	1.7500	0.31339	8	4	2	2
20	Not if it was the last mat on Earth.	1.7500	0.25000	8	3	4	1
21	Your failure to follow instructions is restricting my infinite bliss.	1.7500	0.25000	12	6	3	3
22	You're sure it's the one you came in with, and not my missing office rug?	1.7500	0.25000	12	6	3	3
23	The rug can stay but those tube socks have got to go.	1.7500	0.27866	12	7	1	4
24	First day?	1.7273	0.27273	11	6	2	3
25	This is just like that time you brought the foam finger to the ballet.	1.7273	0.19498	11	4	6	1
26	These better be natural fibers.	1.7273	0.27273	11	6	2	3
27	Everyone is equally welcome here. But you need to leave.	1.7273	0.27273	11	6	2	3
28	I'm afraid that won't fly	1.7273	0.23706	11	5	4	2
29	Let's say smaller is better sometimes.	1.7273	0.23706	11	5	4	2
30	You must be the new guy.	1.7273	0.19498	11	4	6	1
31	This is a traditional Yoga studio. Polyvinyl Chloride mats only.	1.7273	0.23706	11	5	4	2
32	Normally we use smaller mats, but I'm flexible.	1.7000	0.30000	10	6	1	3
33	You can stay but no grunting or high fiving this time.	1.7000	0.26034	10	5	3	2
34	Unfortunately, we are not flexible on mats.	1.7000	0.21344	10	4	5	1
35	Namaste. Now beat it.	1.7000	0.30000	10	6	1	3
36	The rug is fine. It's the Red Sox cap that offends my chakras.	1.7000	0.26034	10	5	3	2
37	Men always think it's about size.	1.7000	0.26034	10	5	3	2
38	Your first time here?	1.7000	0.26034	10	5	3	2
39	Ok, mansplain this one.	1.7000	0.30000	10	6	1	3
40	Even when you try to do things I love you irritate me.	1.7000	0.26034	10	5	3	2
41	One does not win at yoga.	1.6667	0.25624	12	7	2	3
42	Let me guess, you drive a Hummer	1.6667	0.23570	9	4	4	1
43	Sorry, we don't permit manspreading here.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
44	Sorry, but to free your spirit from the illusory confines of the material world, you'll need our hundred-dollar yoga mat.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
45	Put it back in the foyer.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
46	Persian yoga is down the hall.	1.6667	0.23570	9	4	4	1
47	You must be the guy from Om Depot.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
48	We meditate, not levitate.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
49	This is the Yoga room; Antiques Roadshow is in Studio C.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
50	OK, it stays. But the recliner and the flat-screen have to go.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
51	Very simply, because vinyl mats have been used for millennia.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
52	Yoga doesn't have a shortstop position.	1.6667	0.33333	9	6	0	3
53	I'm sorry, but mats must be 100% unnatural.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
54	I suggest that you assume the Exiting Patron position.	1.6667	0.23570	9	4	4	1
55	Please remove your hat and shoes, and place your mat under the coffee table.	1.6667	0.23570	9	4	4	1
56	I was wrong about yoga being for everyone.	1.6667	0.33333	9	6	0	3
57	Sure you do - and I play Rugby.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
58	It's not me, it's you.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
59	Personal space issues?	1.6667	0.23570	9	4	4	1
60	Dig deep as you contemplate the difference between a rug and a mat.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
61	My guess is that the 8:00 session probably has the best hooters.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
62	This is Power Yoga. Persian Yoga is next door.	1.6667	0.23570	9	4	4	1
63	We have decided to go with the laminate.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
64	There's no such thing as a yoga rug, Jay.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
65	Please sir, we leave our shoes by the door	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
66	You do realize that shoes and socks are not acceptable	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
67	Before we start you're going to have to cut a rug.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
68	And I suppose your name is Aladdin.	1.6667	0.23570	9	4	4	1
69	I think we'd be more comfortable if you took our course online.	1.6667	0.23570	9	4	4	1
70	Stop calling me Jasmine.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
71	Your first pose will be one I call "Restraining Order."	1.6667	0.23570	9	4	4	1
72	Paleo yoga is tomorrow.	1.6667	0.33333	9	6	0	3
73	Broga?	1.6667	0.16667	9	3	6	0
74	I knew the Iran deal was a mistake.	1.6667	0.28868	9	5	2	2
75	Let me guess, you're voting for Trump?	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
76	"What do you mean you killed your wife"?	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
77	Yo Yoga? That's across the street.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
78	Because yoga mats aren't meant to 'tie the room together'.	1.6250	0.18298	8	3	5	0
79	You're calling me 'inflexible'?	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
80	I'm sorry there is no such thing as 'super size' yoga	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
81	You must become one with the exit.	1.6250	0.18298	8	3	5	0
82	First time doing yoga?	1.6250	0.18298	8	3	5	0
83	No, we can't accommodate man spreading	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
84	I'm guessing this is your first time?	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
85	There's no room for manspreading down the eightfold path.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
86	The magic carpet class is upstairs.	1.6250	0.18298	8	3	5	0
87	I think it'll really tie the room together.	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
88	Sorry no hats allowed.	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
89	Come back when you have a higher level of consciousness.	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
90	I suggest you try Pilates.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
91	Unroll my student and leave before I call the police.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
92	I’m not your “dude.”	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
93	I'm sorry, but everyone has to come willingly.	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
94	No, it's not because you're Muslim...	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
95	We are flexible. Just not in that way.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
96	I don't care if it is a magic carpet; it won't help you with the difficult poses.	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
97	Are you by yourself?	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
98	You might want to stick with baseball.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
99	Your first time? I never would have guessed!	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
100	'Downward Dude' isn't a pose.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
101	You can join the class, but no bragging about the thread count.	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
102	The manspreading class is down the hall.	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
103	You'd be surprised how inflexible we can sometimes be.	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
104	I'm sorry, "one with the rug" doesn't start until 4:20	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
105	Looks like you really want to feel the burn.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
106	I see that you're still living with your mother.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
107	Flying lessons are on the Top Floor	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
108	That carpet belongs in the reception area.	1.6250	0.18298	8	3	5	0
109	First time?	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
110	Before we start lets talk about expectations	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
111	Harold, this is just one of the many reasons we've got to break it off.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
112	Body disposal is out back.	1.6250	0.18298	8	3	5	0
113	It smells like your dog has been doing more than downward facing on that thing.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
114	Oh sorry, this is Hatha Yoga. Persian Yoga is tomorrow.	1.6250	0.18298	8	3	5	0
115	It's not the size of your mat, it's the angle of your downward facing dog that matters.	1.6250	0.18298	8	3	5	0
116	Please put that back in the reception area and I will lend you a mat for today.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
117	Fine, as long as your downward dog doesn't bite.	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
118	That wasn't funny when we were dating either	1.6250	0.26305	8	4	3	1
119	Bro-ga doesn't start until 10.	1.6250	0.18298	8	3	5	0
120	Bro Yoga is two doors down.	1.6250	0.32390	8	5	1	2
121	May I suggest you work on your outer self first.	1.6000	0.22111	10	5	4	1
122	Numiskul.	1.5714	0.29738	7	4	2	1
123	This is New York, people don't LIVE in that big of an area.	1.5714	0.29738	7	4	2	1
124	It's not the carpet. It's the hat.	1.5556	0.17568	9	4	5	0
125	Yes, you can do all your exercises facing Mecca.	1.5556	0.29397	9	6	1	2
126	And what state you do hope to attain with that?	1.5556	0.24216	9	5	3	1
127	Welcome to Bow Down Yoga, where we really, really try not to be judgmental.	1.5556	0.24216	9	5	3	1
128	How do you expect to gentrify this neighborhood with that?	1.5556	0.24216	9	5	3	1
129	No, our allotment of floor space is not based on the gender pay gap.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
130	I'm sure it would help you to relax, but you can't smoke that in here.	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
131	You must be the new bro-ga instructor.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
132	You're right. A rug does make it feel like there's no place like "om".	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
133	So the only practice you've had is the 7th inning stretch?	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
134	Only if it flies.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
135	I understand it really ties the room together; it's more an issue of space.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
136	Put the instructor back. . .now.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
137	The new body you get is supposed to be your own.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
138	...because rubber mats don't have mites and chiggers	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
139	You're new here, aren't you?	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
140	I don't care if it really ties your mind, body, and spirit together.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
141	When I said that it was okay to bring a big, bushy carpet I was talking to the women in the class.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
142	The Yoga for Dummies class starts at noon.	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
143	No, the complaints have not been about your baseball cap.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
144	Fred, it's actually the socks.	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
145	Ok, but would you mind being anti-establishment in the corner?	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
146	Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at Party Down Yoga?	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
147	It doesn't need to tie the room together.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
148	And you CAN'T listen to the ballgame either...	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
149	Let me guess, you have a coupon.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
150	Sorry, we do not allow rugrats.	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
151	Is this because I brought kale salad to your Super Bowl party?	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
152	Oh yes, this was an empty lot not too long ago... all yoga studios and coffee shops now	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
153	Sorry, we don't teach flying carpet.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
154	I'm surprisingly OK with the hat, wrist bands, and rug, but I just can't look past the tube socks.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
155	Do you have a note from your wife?	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
156	A "patina of cat hair" does not count as "chi".	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
157	We get it. You're straight.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
158	The rug can stay,but that hat has to go	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
159	I'm here for the Persian yoga session.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
160	You're really challenging my bliss right now.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
161	Sorry, Bow Wow Yoga doesn't meet here anymore.	1.5000	0.28868	4	2	2	0
162	I'm sorry, this studio doesn't allow manspreading.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
163	I can't believe you wore that hat here.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
164	No, I've never heard of the grand master Yogi Berra.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
165	No, Kevin, this is the opposite of 'trying.''	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
166	So, I understand you were home schooled.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
167	Well, okay....if it's from India.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
168	Sorry, we're not that flexible.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
169	Bigger isn't always better, Ron.	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
170	You weren't listening. I said I need a hug	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
171	Very funny.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
172	Om-M-G	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
173	This is Amazon's best selling mat?	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
174	I'm sorry, we only do spiritual cleansing.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
175	The light in me honors the clueless in you. Namaste.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
176	You have to stop asking the girls to join your "magic mat."	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
177	Sorry, Persian Yoga for Beginners is on Wednesdays.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
178	The dress code is sort of implied.	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
179	Beat it!	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
180	My boss said you can use the rug if you promise to keep your clothes on this time.	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
181	Clawing my way up this downward dog eat downward dog world.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
182	Here, this has seen one too many downward squatting dogs.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
183	Will you be facing East?	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
184	Put the body over with the others.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
185	I'm fine with your choice of yoga mat. But the table and chairs will have to stay outside.	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
186	Your nonconformity does not conform to our nonconformity.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
187	There's no manspreading in this class!	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
188	Most of the other boyfriends just wait outside.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
189	Red neck power yoga is down the hall.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
190	I'm very sorry sir but we don't have a first-class section.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
191	I saw that rug in the lobby	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
192	So, new to yoga?	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
193	I said carpe diem!	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
194	Alladin's class is cancelled. He had to take off.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
195	Try to think of yoga as everything that you are not.	1.5000	0.18898	8	4	4	0
196	Delivery? Oh, the coroner is next door.	1.5000	0.32733	8	6	0	2
197	The "Broga" class isn't until 6pm.	1.5000	0.34157	6	4	1	1
198	Sorry, you can't wear sneakers in here.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
199	That's right - if you take up two spaces, you pay double the fee.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
200	But 'home court advantage' does nothing for your practice.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
201	What it is it with men and their obsession with size?	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
202	You're right- we don't need to do everything together.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
203	That's Jeannie's mat.	1.5000	0.22361	6	3	3	0
204	That's the worst pick-up line I've ever heard.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
205	It smells like your down dog peed on it.	1.5000	0.26726	8	5	2	1
206	The Corpse Pose does not require a corpse.	1.4444	0.24216	9	6	2	1
207	Unless you can make it fly, it's still a no.	1.4444	0.24216	9	6	2	1
208	You'll have to remove your hat.	1.4444	0.24216	9	6	2	1
209	Do you take a couch to a baseball game?	1.4444	0.24216	9	6	2	1
210	The manspreading class is at 4 pm.	1.4444	0.24216	9	6	2	1
211	Maybe after class, I can take you on a magic carpet ride?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
212	What do you mean, 'Make Yoga Great Again'?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
213	That's not how we roll.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
214	I'm sorry the magic carpet class just ended	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
215	We're not THAT flexible.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
216	You here for a yoga class or to hide a body?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
217	Carpetbagger.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
218	Just fly in?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
219	And is your whole team going to join you?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
220	Yes, we are flexible but....	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
221	You didn't have an allergy to latex last night.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
222	We like our foods natural but our mats synthetic.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
223	How hard is it to Google ‘yoga mat’?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
224	Let me guess -- just got divorced?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
225	I am afraid your area rug will invade my personal space	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
226	Is it moth proof	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
227	I don't care if it was your grandmother's.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
228	I signed up for the Premium Membership	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
229	Believe me, Bob, nobody will be bending down into your personal space.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
230	Is this your first class?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
231	Not a prayer.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
232	You must have learned yoga in California.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
233	I'm sure you'd be more comfortable at our sister studio: Bro Down Yoga.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
234	Persian yoga was at 2pm	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
235	If, as you say, this is a magic carpet, then it's not a yoga mat, is it?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
236	The magic carpet class has been canceled.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
237	Oh, you'll feel the burn alright.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
238	We don't allow wool mats in our vegan studio.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
239	That will be useful for when you pass out and we have to move you.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
240	Okay, okay, I'll stop calling you "Yoga Matt".	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
241	I'm guessing you haven't been here before.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
242	I'm sorry but you can't take naps here anymore.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
243	Who is taking the class, you or Cleopatra?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
244	Trump Yoga is upstairs.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
245	You're a little too hipster to participate	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
246	We don't allow man-spreading here.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
247	I'm sorry sir, we do not offer high intensity yoga classes.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
248	We don't need carpet braggers!	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
249	Bet you bring a typewriter to Starbucks too.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
250	Well Mister Enjoys Yoga and Long Walks on the Beach, there's no Kathy here.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
251	The hat isn't the problem.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
252	No, the flying carpet class is down the hall.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
253	That's not my area.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
254	It's unorthodox, but I suppose a magic carpet would work as well as a mat.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
255	This is your problem Dave..you always have to be different.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
256	No must stay.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
257	First time with yoga?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
258	Why the shoes?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
259	No,the other ladies would not like to share your mat with you.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
260	The Dude wants his rug back.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
261	You're putting me in a tough position here, Greg.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
262	Jules, did you see a sign on the door that read 'Dead Nigger Storage'?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
263	Actually, size does matter. So does smell.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
264	Yoga for Dummies class is next door.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
265	Have you considered joining our pre-beginners class?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
266	Sorry...no larger than 4 X 3, one color and no intrusive designs.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
267	I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I don't think this relationship is going to work.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
268	Sorry, but the "Angry White" yoga class has been cancelled until after the Republican debates.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
269	Feeling a bit inadequate today?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
270	Why don't you start with the man cave, couch potato, reclining sloth pose.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
271	Extreme yoga is on the second floor.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
272	You're like some guy with an RV camper going backpacking.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
273	That isn't how we roll!	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
274	I don't care if it really ties the room together, you need a yoga mat.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
275	I'm sorry but yoga is not a spectator sport.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
276	Blue collar yoga is upstairs.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
277	Our policies are not flexible.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
278	Sorry, we don't do the Seventh Inning Stretch.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
279	Sorry, Persian yoga is next door.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
280	Leave your sarcasm at the door.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
281	I guess in some cases we do judge here.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
282	You know, size doesn't matter?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
283	It's not about the rug, Lance.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
284	Sorry, there's really no such thing as a 'pick-up game' in yoga.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
285	First time I presume...	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
286	This is my assertive pose.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
287	Your mantra should be Hoover	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
288	This is Hatha Yoga, sir, not Haha Yoga.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
289	You know, yoga just might not be your thing.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
290	If you can make that carpet fly, yes. Otherwise, no.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
291	Are you here for a yoga class or are you moving in?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
292	I'm here to set up for Aladdin's 2 o'clock.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
293	What I told you last night about size does not apply here	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
294	Compensate much?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
295	I am sorry, this is not Persian Yoga.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
296	Well, maybe Yoga isn't for everyone after all.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
297	Sorry, but for our next class, that needs to Namaste at home.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
298	This must be your first and last time.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
299	No, the mat doesn't need to match the size of your ego.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
300	We're a hot yoga studio and you're not hot.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
301	We don't roll that way.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
302	No frills yoga is down the hall	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
303	Goodbye Ted. I'm sorry. It's not your energy, it's mine.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
304	How thoughtful. You've brought enough yoga mat to share with the whole class.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
305	Sit on it. Lie on it. Just don't try to smoke it.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
306	The mosque is two doors down.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
307	We get it. Your hands are big, the rug is big, just take of the Make America Great hat so we can get started.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
308	We don't practice the couch potato position here.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
309	That was an excellent 'Sup Dog.'	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
310	You're absolutely certain this mat was grass-fed?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
311	Your first yoga class?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
312	I guess we need more targeted marketing.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
313	I see you've mastered the dickhead pose.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
314	This isn't Antique Roadshow.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
315	I'm normally pretty flexible, but I just can't bend on this.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
316	I've never heard of the "hibernating bear" position.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
317	Am. I. Speaking. Slowly. Enough. For. You?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
318	Well, at least you'll feel the burn.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
319	You're welcome to use that rug, but I'll have to charge you for two people.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
320	The difference is your Chakras know the difference. That's the difference.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
321	You forgot the coffee and end tables	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
322	I'm not that flexible.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
323	Listen Aladdin, this is a yoga class, not a flight school.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
324	Sorry, Bro Down Yoga is across the street.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
325	I suppose re-purposing IS ecofriendly	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
326	Looks like someone took corpse pose too seriously.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
327	Compensating, are we?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
328	It's BOW DOWN Yoga - not BEDOIN Yoga!	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
329	If there's a body in there, you have to leave.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
330	We don't accept Groupons.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
331	We're promoting mat diversity.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
332	So you intend to go right from chair pose to your noon prayer?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
333	No manspreading.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
334	We're here to stretch, Jimmy, not to fly.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
335	You must be our lucky 'free trial' winner.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
336	Persian yoga is Tuesdays and Thursdays.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
337	I'm not sure it's relevant that the rug store was going out of business.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
338	No, naptime is across the hall.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
339	Sorry, manspreading isn't allowed here.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
340	Wanda's Magic Carpet Ride is a block farther on the left.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
341	Tell Mr. Trump he can use a regular mat like everyone else.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
342	Just how much personal space do you need?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
343	I'm guessing this is your first day of yoga ?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
344	Yeah, this did used to be a rug store.......	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
345	Namaleave.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
346	You know you're paying for an extra slot, right?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
347	It's a no-fly zone, Alladin.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
348	This is Ashram Yoga, not afghan Yoga	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
349	Magic carpet riding lessons are Thursday evenings at 8:00.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
350	I just feel I need my own space for a while.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
351	No, we can't teach your magic carpet to fly.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
352	I don’t care if disallowing an Indian rug is antithetical.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
353	Unless that's magic, it's not gonna fly here.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
354	What? Are you pimping your ride?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
355	This is hot yoga. The rug burn is tomorrow.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
356	I am impressed. You rolled your own.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
357	"Naps and snacks are not permitted'	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
358	This is your first time, isn't it?	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
359	It's not the rug that concerns me.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
360	Normally I'd bend over backwards...	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
361	We're not as flexible as you might think.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
362	This just means for our fishing trip next week, I get to bring whatever I want.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
363	That won't fly in here.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
364	Fine, just don't get a rug burn	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
365	Sorry, but our yoga class for furniture movers is next week.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
366	Yes, we are all in this together, but you do realize it's $1,468 per square foot don't you?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
367	My problem? Let's start with your hat.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
368	The spirit within me can't believe the spirit within you is here.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
369	I love that you're protesting the commercialization of yoga culture, Jeremy.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
370	Yo. Go.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
371	No, we can't be flexible about this.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
372	I see you're angry with establishment yoga.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
373	Have you seen the instructor?	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
374	Please find your breath elsewhere.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
375	Don't Judge a Yogi By Their Mat	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
376	Sorry. The flying carpet yoga class doesn’t start until next week.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
377	Maybe you'd be happier at Cousin Eddie's Yoga Barn.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
378	We don't do man's spread here.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
379	It's yoga, yog-a, not yog-i.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
380	Well it's better than Mr. Drew's bear skin.	1.4286	0.20203	7	4	3	0
381	Enlightenment happens AFTER conforming to social norms.	1.4286	0.29738	7	5	1	1
382	Your passive-aggressive schtick is wearing thin. Please go home and make dinner for the kids, okay?	1.4000	0.22111	10	7	2	1
383	Yoga-tta be kidding me.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
384	What cha got there? Gonna take a magic carpet ride?	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
385	No, the Persian class was this morning.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
386	You'll have to smoke that outside.	1.4000	0.24495	5	3	2	0
387	A larger mat will not help you master yoga any faster.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
388	All yoga mats are oriental rugs, but not all oriental rugs are yoga mats.	1.4000	0.40000	5	4	0	1
389	No carpets allowed. Try fringe yoga down the street.	1.3846	0.14044	13	8	5	0
390	Even if your downward dog is a Persian mastiff, you can't use it.	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
391	Let me guess--first time doing yoga?	1.3750	0.18298	8	5	3	0
392	Please take your "special rug" and move your asanas out of here.	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
393	Murder victim disposal is next door.	1.3750	0.18298	8	5	3	0
394	We are not interested in making yoga great again.	1.3750	0.18298	8	5	3	0
395	And I say you can't nama-'stay'.	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
396	The first thing you have to learn is that less is more.	1.3750	0.18298	8	5	3	0
397	Let's try to keep that mantra below stadium-noise level today, Chad.	1.3750	0.18298	8	5	3	0
398	Actually, the rug is cool, but the socks gave to go.	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
399	They stopped offering casual Fridays months ago.	1.3750	0.18298	8	5	3	0
400	Thanks for leaving the beer keg outside.	1.3750	0.18298	8	5	3	0
401	Please don't bring it again. It smells like one too many downward dogs.	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
402	Where do you want me to put President Trump's yoga mat?	1.3750	0.26305	8	6	1	1
403	First time? I can always spot the unbalanced.	1.3750	0.18298	8	5	3	0
404	It was given to me by a Yoga Genie	1.3636	0.20328	11	8	2	1
405	I was here first!	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
406	The studio does not allow astro-turf, you need a yoga mat.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
407	Unfortunately, nobody here goes by Jasmine!	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
408	I see you are keeping it old school with the handwoven yoga mat	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
409	OK. You've made your point. I never should have forced you to come to yoga class.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
410	For the last time, sir...there is no way you can do yoga in those shorts.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
411	Assume the turn-around-and-get-the-hell-out-of-here pose, please.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
412	You're definitely going to feel the burn.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
413	But that rug really tied the room together.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
414	Sir, your wife wasn't finished meditating.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
415	Sorry. Today is Low Lunge. Plow Pose is next week.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
416	I'm new too. Not as new as you.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
417	Why must males always have bigger equipment?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
418	No, we do not do sleepovers.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
419	No, this is about exercise, not obedience.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
420	Hmmm. Let me meditate on that one. ...	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
421	That's what happens when you buy your mat from Craigslist.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
422	Unless there is a more limber body in there, you can leave.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
423	I'm just saying, there may be an issue with finding your inner balance.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
424	It can't make your team win. But you will care less if they lose.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
425	No, just hot yoga. Try 31st between Park and Lex for Persian.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
426	This is for exercise, not prayer.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
427	So first we breath slowly. And we are mindful. Then, we talk about your mat.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
428	No, dude, I don't think it ties this room together at all.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
429	Please understand there will be a $25 excess baggage fee.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
430	I don't want to practice my downward dog pose next to a rug that smells like dog.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
431	Fine . . . but when we go to the ballgame I get to take your recliner	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
432	Shoes not allowed.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
433	Henry, I never doubted that your's is bigger than mine.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
434	Namaste Lance. You are the first Texan to try our Groupon.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
435	This is "Bow Down Yoga". The "Moving Man Yoga" is next door	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
436	A magic mat, you say? Can I use it to get fit without exerting myself?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
437	Ixnay on the rug, ixnay on the Twister mat rolled up inside.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
438	Size does matter	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
439	Carpet and mat are not synonyms.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
440	Thanks but it goes at the front door.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
441	You will never reach Nirvana with that thing.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
442	You know we have loaner mats, right?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
443	Your third eye must be pretty farsighted.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
444	Do you even yoga, bro?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
445	I don't feel I'm ready to start a family.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
446	You misunderstood, I asked for a hug!	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
447	This is kundalini, Persian yoga is down the street.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
448	Namaste Dammit	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
449	I liked you better when you carried a blanket, Linus.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
450	Carpetbagger Yoga is across the street.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
451	Pardon me, but if you don't have a more traditional yoga mat, get your asana out of here.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
452	In yoga, unlike politics, size doesn't matter.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
453	This is beginning yoga. We don't have a pathetically clueless yoga class.	1.3333	0.16667	9	6	3	0
454	Om my God.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
455	Sorry, but at this studio we consider 'throw-ga' to be a radical fringe movement.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
456	I don't care that Mr. Trump can only use a "Persian", we don't allow those anymore' We've sent all our "0rientals " back to their original countries.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
457	It's nice that you're finally making an effort to share my interests, Mike, but maybe you should start with something else.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
458	The mat is fine. It's your socks.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
459	It's not the length, it's the girth.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
460	There's a strict 'No tube sock' policy here at Bow Down Yoga. Now clear out of my spot!	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
461	Your mat is simply too large. Please stop calling me "inflexible".	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
462	You're about to learn the 'upward salute' stance.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
463	It's lovely, but we'll have to charge you for two spaces.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
464	Beginning Yoga starts next week.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
465	We only take plastic.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
466	You needn't compensate here.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
467	Put her back.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
468	Did you want restorative or remedial?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
469	The carpet we can handle. But your outfit... uber non-spiritual.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
470	I don't know... just throw her skinny ass in the East River, or a dumpster. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
471	Take a deep breath, then tell me what on earth you were thinking.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
472	Flying carpet class is upstairs	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
473	Let me guess. Your downward dog is a Great Dane.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
474	Snug as a Bug Yoga is two doors down.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
475	You say you're an intermediate to advanced level??	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
476	It's not the mat,it's your socks.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
477	Are you overcompensating for something?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
478	I don't care if you were snug as a bug in a rug, no one snores in my class!	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
479	Overcompensating.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
480	If someone dies during class, your job is to dispose of the body.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
481	Well it smells like a dog crouched on it.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
482	2 words: Rug Burn.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
483	Sorry, the experimental tantra yoga studio is the next building over.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
484	Since this is your first time, we'll be flexible.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
485	I don't have an "Aladdin" on the class roster.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
486	Yogi's gym is down the street.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
487	I would have to disagree. There is no such thing as a yoga area rug.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
488	Share your pad? I'm touched.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
489	Sorry. The do yoga Downton-Abbey-style is on Thursdays.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
490	Yours always has to be bigger doesn't it?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
491	Nah! Musty	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
492	At least you made an effort this time.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
493	I need my space	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
494	Our ancient practice requires a polypropylene mat.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
495	Nobody needs their carpet laid.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
496	No carpetbaggers allowed.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
497	Bow down refers to yoga positions, not to you.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
498	Other non-recommended props include two cinder blocks and a jockstrap.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
499	How typically male! Territorial!	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
500	I'm sorry. The flying carpet class is on Wednesdays.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
501	Cut the rug. Dude.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
502	What do you mean your downward dog isn't housebroken?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
503	I said bring a mat to help "contemplate" not "compensate!"	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
504	That's a bazaar yoga mat.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
505	Because our people come from Lilliput, son.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
506	You're lucky I'm flexible.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
507	OK already. So size does matter.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
508	Fair trade?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
509	Your first pose will be the Dead Man's Stretch.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
510	You don't get that much space.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
511	Flying class is at 6:30	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
512	NASCAR yoga is next door.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
513	No Charles, I definitely said lululemon -- not Home Depot.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
514	I thought we agreed I'd get the rug.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
515	Spinning is next door.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
516	Downward dog is not the same as downward mobility.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
517	Costco will always try to sell you more than you need!	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
518	Is there a body in there?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
519	Yo, broheim - bro-ga is next door.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
520	For greater harmony and unity, we require a matte blue mat.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
521	We're feeling some conflict between our spartan mats and your Persian carpet.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
522	Your "feng shui" is blocking my energy flow!	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
523	That goes by the door	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
524	We're not giving flying lessons.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
525	I don't care if it's got Cleopatra in it, you have to use ours.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
526	I think you're looking for Yogi Berra Yoga down the block.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
527	I thought manspreading was bad enough on the subway!	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
528	Please take your rug and beat it!	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
529	Persian yoga is at 9.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
530	We don't allow performance enhancing rugs.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
531	Carpet diem?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
532	Broga? Yes, we embrace that in the basement.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
533	Okay, you win. We can go back to doing less things together.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
534	The man-cave workout offers free cable and complimentary bags of Doritos.	1.3333	0.40825	3	2	1	0
535	You're such a Darwinian.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
536	Is that the rug from the studio lobby?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
537	In your case 80% of success is NOT showing up.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
538	Oh, one piece of advice- in here, the smaller the rug the greater the prestige	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
539	Just lunge your way over to the yoga temple at the truck stop.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
540	Yoga hasn't changed. You have.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
541	Yes, Dick, bringing a 5' x 8' carpet to yoga class is a form of manspreading.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
542	I told you not to wear socks	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
543	Sorry, but yoga class is about conformity if nothing else.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
544	Great first step. Now breathe.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
545	No, I don't believe a magic rug will make the poses easier.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
546	So, I take you're new to yoga?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
547	Maybe EAST 23rd?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
548	We're Reform Yoga here. You want the Orthodox place across the street.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
549	We just do yoga here. The genie has moved his flying carpet classes to the cloud.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
550	You're new.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
551	Governor Christie's Mat Must Face Trump Tower, Not NJ!	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
552	Get serious, Ali Baba.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
553	You're here to ogle women, aren't you?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
554	Thank you for leaving your couch and TV home this time.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
555	Actually, the bro-ga studio is next door.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
556	Did your wife make you come ?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
557	How many times do I have to tell you Joe? Size really doesn't matter.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
558	Already I'm thinking this class might not be right for you.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
559	Your yoga mat really ties the room together.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
560	We don't do casual Fridays.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
561	As long as it doesn't start to fly during class...	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
562	An "oriental" rug? Sir, a yoga studio is no place for cultural appropriation.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
563	I need it cleaned and back for my 2:40 to LA.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
564	Actually, I can shove my head there	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
565	I don't care how big Trump's yoga mat is - I still say he has small hands.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
566	We don't care how you do it in South Dakota.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
567	OK, I get it it, you don't want to take couple's yoga.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
568	Sorry, that mat won't fly here.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
569	"Downward dog" isn't what you think it is.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
570	Bro-ga is tomorrow.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
571	I said the "practice" was oriental.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
572	Full-Contact Yoga is next door.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
573	You'll have to pay for 2 spots.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
574	Next class, please don't fly around the room so much.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
575	You'll never achieve enlightenment with those socks and shoes.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
576	I wanted ruggedly handsome, not handsomely rugged.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
577	First yoga date?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
578	I’m afraid I have to call you on the carpet.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
579	Most expensive mat is not a part of our program.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
580	Good flight?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
581	. . . and then after your first free session, if you want to sign up, we'll require some form of enlightenment.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
582	No hats allowed until October.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
583	Let me explain how many different ways you're not going to meet any girls here.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
584	The yogic flying class took off 30 minutes ago.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
585	This is the last time you sneak in your yoga buddy.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
586	Breathe deeply before you respond.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
587	No rug, and no throne either.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
588	"Too bad about the size of your penis".	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
589	So when you unfurl it's emblazoned with a big Chicago Cubs logo?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
590	That's so uncool; and besides your ex left 15 minutes ago.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
591	No, I will NOT come home to vacuum.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
592	Excellent mountain pose. Now make like a tree.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
593	When will you learn that size doesn't matter?!	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
594	You may have a rug, but you don't have a prayer.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
595	No, I don't want to go on a magic carpet ride.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
596	This is Hatha. You want Berra.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
597	Just because it's from India, that doesn't make it a yoga mat.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
598	Wash it in cold, then dry it on high.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
599	Trump Yoga is across the street.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
600	This is Bikram. Persian is next door.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
601	Yes, matspreading is a thing.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
602	How inadequate is inadequate enough?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
603	It's not enough that I have to deal with the hat.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
604	Magic carpet ride? Nice try.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
605	Man-spreading is at 11:30.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
606	I'm sorry, you may not nameste.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
607	MAT, Mr. Donaldson, mat!	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
608	No shoes and hats sir.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
609	Yoga for yokels is on the third floor.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
610	You're early. Flying Carpet yoga starts tomorrow.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
611	Home Depot is next door.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
612	'Abdullah's is one floor up.'	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
613	You must be looking for the beginner's class down the hall	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
614	Sorry but the Magic Carpet Dream Studio is two flights up.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
615	The oriental class begins at 3 o'clock.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
616	Up, up and away is not your Mantra!	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
617	Sir, you'll have to remove your footwear.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
618	I don't care if your name is 'Big Matt,' your Chakra today is 'scram.'	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
619	OK Jack, forget everything I said about size.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
620	We're open to everyone, except you.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
621	I’m not familiar with Bubba’s House of Yoga but I think you’ll find we do things a little differently here.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
622	I'm sorry, your gift certificate declined.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
623	No, Hell-Yeah Yoga is on EAST 37th St.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
624	We don't welcome Republicans.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
625	No, I'm sorry sir, but I can show you a position called "downward facing dork".	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
626	Military yoga is down the hall.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
627	That's remarkable, Harold, but we actually don't do any flying in this beginners' class.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
628	We're full today, our next class is never.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
629	You must be here for Aladdin.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
630	Let's start with the cap and work our way down.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
631	The rug is ok but the couch stays outside	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
632	And no, I don’t think we need to tie the room together.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
633	Why do guys always have to have the biggest?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
634	"Nice - but you know, not everything has to be about size all the time'...	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
635	Heck of a doobie Mr. Anderson.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
636	Size does matter! Sure, I''l share your mat.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
637	Sure, yours is bigger than mine. Now, let's see you do a Pungu Mayurasana!	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
638	Nope. It's not the same thing, at all.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
639	No Manspreading Here!	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
640	We do yoga, we don't do perceptions of yoga.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
641	We don't tolerate baseball caps.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
642	I don't care if you're the Prince of Persia, you can't wear shoes in here.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
643	I'm sorry, but this is a rug-free zone.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
644	Sorry sir, but we only allow 18 square feet of Karma per person.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
645	I think that you're looking for Yogi Berra.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
646	You're gonna need a smaller mat.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
647	A flying carpet will not help you achieve eagle pose.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
648	It isn't the rug or the clothes. It's the trash-talk.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
649	I don't care if it makes you feel more at Om.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
650	"Magic Carpet Yoga" is across the street	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
651	You say 'authentic'; I say 'hygiene'.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
652	No, Imma Stay is not our greeting.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
653	The victim's blood evidently was not "O" Positive, so we can't accept the donation!	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
654	Extreme Yoga is up the street.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
655	I'm sorry, they only use this space as a flea market on Sundays	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
656	Antiques Roadshow is Thursday.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
657	I didn't say it had to be YUUUGE.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
658	I'm not allowed to tell you where to put it.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
659	We don't do that kind of stretching.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
660	Sorry, Oriental Yoga is two doors down.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
661	Namaste, Millenial.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
662	You're gonna feel a lot better, but you're not gonna fly.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
663	Only if you can make it fly.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
664	That looks like a downward dog pee stain.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
665	No, I would not like to share a mat with you.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
666	I don't care if your mat is 'really old skool'...not in my studio.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
667	Mixed metaphors are unwelcome in this space.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
668	My personal space is rather large.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
669	Does your mother know you took it?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
670	We tend to be minimalists.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
671	Is this some kind of strange nod to Brie Larson?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
672	No. I don't want to see the drapes.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
673	Your flying really disrupts the class.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
674	Yes, I did say yoga could be magical, but you won't be needing that carpet.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
675	Mr. Trump's session will be in Studio "B"	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
676	Hopefully, this week when you unroll your mat, a body won't tumble out again.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
677	This class may not be big enough for the both of us.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
678	I said you 'may not stay'—not 'namaste.'	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
679	"We don't give flying lessons here!'	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
680	We're all so impressed to hear your yoga skills are "yuge."	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
681	You must be looking for Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoga down the street.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
682	I think we need to go over the ground rules.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
683	Sorry, no nap rugs.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
684	The 70's shag remnant is safe but the tube socks have to go !	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
685	"Artisanal Yoga" is not a thing.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
686	Thanks, but yoga is really more of a solitary sport.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
687	That's not the usual workout rug, but we're flexible.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
688	I just came back from India.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
689	I don't care if there was a carpet store here. You still can't return it.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
690	Don't be surprised if I show up at your office with an equally ludicrous unsolicited recommendation.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
691	Size doesn't really matter	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
692	The advanced classes are on Wednesday.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
693	No, we don't keep score.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
694	inhale deeply….exhale slowly……leave quietly	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
695	The Downward Mobility class meets on Tuesdays.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
696	We don’t shag here.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
697	Your name is Matt. You’re old school and prefer rugs. Do I have that right, Matt?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
698	I don't care if your dad is a rug dealer.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
699	Put that back in the lobby - then go home.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
700	Who are you calling a "poser"?!	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
701	Does this look like 'Yoga for Bros?'	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
702	I'm sorry. Oriental yoga got moved to next Tuesday.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
703	Just like a guy. You have to have the biggest one.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
704	I'm sorry sir, we do not permit man-spreading at this facility.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
705	First day of retirement?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
706	The Dude lives downstairs.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
707	Mixed doubles? Good luck with that.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
708	Sir , It's Bow Down not Bedouin Yoga .	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
709	Yes, that's a classy, elegant, and luxurious mat, Mr. Trump, but it still won't fit.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
710	You can't be serious...TUBE SOCKS?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
711	Perhaps you could come back when I'm not here.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
712	Okay, forget everything I said about getting in touch with your inner self.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
713	Well, I'd recommend a smaller mat for next time, and saying"namaste" instead of "Let's go, Red Sox!"	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
714	Clear your mind, not your living room.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
715	Sorry, Extreme Yoga is on Tuesdays	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
716	Overcompensating much?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
717	Could you please center it? And yourself?	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
718	Well, it's better than last week's sleeping bag.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
719	Don't even try to say "Nemaste".	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
720	No, you do not need an oriental rug for tai chi.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
721	Your spot next to the fireplace.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
722	No, you can't demonstrate the sleepy-time pose.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
723	Will you be meditating or flying today, sir?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
724	Fly home on your magic carpet, and don't come back without a yoga mat.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
725	Have you considered magic carpet flight school?	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
726	It's not a competition, Larry.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
727	It's not the size of the mat that's important. It's how you use it.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
728	Actually we don't have 'Casual Friday' at Bow Down Yoga.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
729	You look like a poser. And I don't mean the good kind.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
730	The bro-ga class meets on Tuesdays.	1.3333	0.33333	6	5	0	1
731	The flying carpet studio is next door.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
732	Yes, we can help with lack of humility issues.	1.3333	0.21082	6	4	2	0
733	Make yourself at Om, Bill.	1.3000	0.15275	10	7	3	0
734	Excuse me, deliveries are through the rear entrance only.	1.3000	0.21344	10	8	1	1
735	First, I must thank you for leaving the recliner and TV at home this week.	1.3000	0.15275	10	7	3	0
736	You still have to take off your socks	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
737	For the last time, no. And stop having pizzas delivered during class, too.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
738	Sorry, hats aren't allowed.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
739	This isn’t Brooklyn, there are rules.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
740	It's yoga, not Alladin	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
741	I appreciate that you wove it yourself but it is not the standard size.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
742	Please be more flexible.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
743	We have one rule here--No fringe"	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
744	Stop trying to sneak her in!	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
745	No, sorry, it's not a whole new world yet.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
746	I know you're trying, Jeff, but I just don't think you'll find inner peace with that outfit and mat.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
747	Your safe space is intruding on my safe space.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
748	Are you trying to compensate for something?	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
749	Don’t be surprised if you get called on the carpet someday.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
750	Lounge chair, pillows, tv and a fridge are extra.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
751	And, it's Namaste, not "have a nice day".	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
752	Planning on staying a while?	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
753	Yo - GUH. Not Yo-gi.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
754	Spilling grape juice on your rug does not qualify it as a sticky mat.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
755	Moving in?	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
756	Was your mother a large woman?	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
757	I told you last week that you couldn't wear your shoes in here!	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
758	She held the Kapotasana pose too long. The body's in the small studio.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
759	I'm sure it is Old School but I'm still charging you double.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
760	I'm sure it is magic, but I still need my own space.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
761	You're looking for Man Cave Yoga next door.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
762	New here?	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
763	What so I'm no longer welcome here with my yoga carpet?	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
764	Let me guess, your first time here?	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
765	I hope your downward dog is housebroken?	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
766	You'll learn to surrender your "body, mind and heart". And with any luck, the outfit.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
767	It may very well be a vintage hoverboard but it's still banned.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
768	I said yoga mat, not Yoda mat.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
769	I don't care if its made of all natural fibers.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
770	Your rug is fine.. but the socks...........	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
771	The advanced class is downstairs.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
772	It's about freeing your body, not tying the room together.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
773	Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
774	Just find a spot,Aladdin.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
775	This is just like when you brought that pool cue to the batting cages.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
776	I don't care if you can do the Destroyer of the Universe pose, your mat's still too big.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
777	No snoring this time.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
778	Flying carpet class? One flight up.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
779	This class is 'waiting room only.' Just like your rug.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
780	That looks big enough to hide our instructor's body.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
781	In yoga, bigger is not always better.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
782	Not surprisingly, you have established the limit of yoga's capacity to alter one's life force.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
783	Feel free to leave your yoga mat camouflage at the door.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
784	Size does not matter	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
785	'Sweat & Fleas Yoga' is down the street. Try there.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
786	No, I would not like to join you on your magic carpet.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
787	I'm guessing it's your first time...	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
788	No, Arabian Knights yoga is upstairs.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
789	Just make sure your downward facing dog doesn't have an accident.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
790	Sir, I'm sad to see that the Occupy Yoga movement didn't fully take off, but you need to leave.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
791	Oh, just keep it. My Ex, Aladdin, left it.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
792	Yo Ga. Not Yo Gi.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
793	You need to be spiritual and grounded while still acting all superior.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
794	If you want to impress women, next time just do the stretches without grunting	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
795	No..... Aladdin Yoga is NEXT Tuesday.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
796	Let's start with the issue of the potato chips falling off your rung.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
797	Here's your tip; enlightenment comes from within.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
798	I think Mr. Trump's class is across the hall.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
799	And the beer cooler is also not really okay.... Namaste?	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
800	That's not what I meant when I said you should explore oriental culture through yoga.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
801	We bow towards Madison Avenue, not Mecca.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
802	I'm sorry, Bro-ga is next door.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
803	on this episode of "Fragile Masculinity" ...	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
804	That thing stinks worse than anyone's feet.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
805	Size does matter here.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
806	I know this is supposed to be a couple's activity, but just pretend you are here alone, ok?	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
807	The Lazy-boy and media center have to go, too.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
808	Aladdin the musical is across the street.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
809	Dude, it smells like somebody peed on it.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
810	The flying club is next door.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
811	Sorry, Sir, the flight school is next door.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
812	I don't care what kind of a carpet it is you can't fly it here	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
813	Yoga for idiots is in the next studio.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
814	This is the advanced class; Paleo-yoga is next week.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
815	Looks like you're here to nama-stay.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
816	Using a carpet as a mat is somehow endearing	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
817	A Presidents' Day sale is not an excuse for tardiness!	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
818	Our advanced class is in the next room.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
819	I'm sorry, you haven't got a prayer here.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
820	I don't see how it's my fault that your downward-facing dog made a mess on your carpet.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
821	There is no such thing as "broga."	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
822	Even if you have expanded your consciousness, you do not need such a large yoga mat that looks more like a rug.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
823	The bro-ga class was moved to 2:30.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
824	Hats are not allowed.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
825	This is your very first class, right?	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
826	Do you have any injuries I should know about? One to your head, perhaps?	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
827	You're obviously compensating for something.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
828	Sorry, no manspreading allowed.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
829	I don't care if it really ties the room together!	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
830	Let's start by unrolling your wife.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
831	Use whatever you want. We're flexible.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
832	I guess there's more than one way to carpet-bomb.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
833	We'd have to charge you six times for the space.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
834	Yes, but is it fair trade?	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
835	That's not exactly what I meant by "orient your mat."	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
836	that won't fly in this class	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
837	We actually can afford to cover the entire floor.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
838	Something tells me you weren't entirely truthful in your Tinder profile.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
839	What idiot told you we carpet bomb during this session ?	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
840	Mat's OK. Sending out for beer and pizza not so much.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
841	It's perfect for our locker room.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
842	The sign at the door clearly says no shoes or socks allowed	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
843	First yoga class?	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
844	It's not my fault your downward-facing dog isn't house trained.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
845	"Man-spreading" is also frowned upon here.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
846	Lose the hat, shirt, shorts, socks, and that rug, and we'll teach you how to be more accepting.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
847	You're early. Aladdin's class is at noon.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
848	Mr. Smyth, this would make one of those New Yorker cartoons that nobody gets.	1.2857	0.28571	7	6	0	1
849	You can use your rug, you just can't unroll it.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
850	Sorry, the levitation class finished at 7am.	1.2857	0.18443	7	5	2	0
851	We can't keep having this conversation. It is not the size of the mat--also that is not a mat.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
852	We still don't offer group discounts.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
853	Roger, yoga is about so much more than who has the bigger rug.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
854	There is no such thing as team yoga!	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
855	We're more California than Oriental.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
856	Please tell Governor Christie that though we are excited over his desire to be healthy, only he can reserve his exercise space.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
857	There's no spring training yogaclass.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
858	The rug sale is next door.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
859	Yes, 'Namaste' does sound an awful lot like 'no mats today'.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
860	I am here to do Mr. Trumps workout for him. Where shall I put his mat?	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
861	Blue Collar Yoga now meets on Thursdays.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
862	We only allow 1930 Chinese oriental rugs.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
863	I'm old school	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
864	The Spirit within me is asking you to just leave.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
865	This does NOT count as a romantic gesture.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
866	The front desk mentioned you had a really bad rug. I misunderstood	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
867	You should have namastayed at home.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
868	Sorry - If it doesn't hurt, then it's not yoga.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
869	No. No. The Mosque is in the next block.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
870	You're looking for the Sicilian yoga studio next door.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
871	Get properly dressed for the Dust Salutation.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
872	So when did mindless take over from mindful?	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
873	Yes, you can stay, but 'Rugby's gotta go.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
874	My guess is that you are absurdly over-compensating	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
875	We do Indian style here, not Persian.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
876	No, you can't leave a body here.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
877	The dry cleaners is next door where you can't breathe.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
878	You must be a big poser.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
879	Sorry, but you won't achieve enlightenment any faster with a dhurrie rug.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
880	In this case, yoga is not really for everyone.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
881	I'll trade you...	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
882	Yes, everyone was impressed, but let's keep it on the floor next week, Doug.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
883	I guess we'll see who's more flexible.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
884	Shame on you for using that to levitate.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
885	Since this is all hocuspocus anyway, I figured I'd just use my magic carpet here instead of a yoga mat.	1.2500	0.25000	8	7	0	1
886	Except for the hat, the shorts, the socks, the shoes, and the carpet everything else is fine	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
887	That’s nice, but in this space we’re more interested in the authenticity of your selfhood.	1.2500	0.28868	4	3	1	0
888	I'm sorry, that is not a yoga mat. That is not even a tatami mat. That is an area rug.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
889	And then weight it down and dump her in the river.	1.2500	0.16366	8	6	2	0
890	"Tomorrow we will work on creating distance from your inner self".	1.2222	0.14699	9	7	2	0
891	Can you CUT a RUG?	1.2222	0.14699	9	7	2	0
892	Sorry sir, our insurance doesn't cover carpet burns.	1.2222	0.14699	9	7	2	0
893	your fear of Spandex, Sir, is certainly understood and MUCH appreciated... however, rules are rules...	1.2222	0.14699	9	7	2	0
894	Scram! You can't do yoga wearing a hat.	1.2222	0.22222	9	8	0	1
895	But I just had hemorrhoid surgery!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
896	You might be interested in the thousand session package	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
897	I don't care if it's magic, you won't fly through this class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
898	Please leave. We have a strict no shoes policy.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
899	Yes, you can your that mat but I will have to charge you double.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
900	Last week you brought a hookah, so it's an improvement.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
901	I'm sorry. There is no major league in yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
902	Sorry, no family discounts.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
903	You're sure to really feel the burn with that.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
904	Let me get this straight....you want to show us what happened with your downward dog?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
905	That's not what I meant.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
906	No multi-person mats allowed, please.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
907	Magic Carpet Studio moved to Brooklyn.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
908	We focus on silent judging here. Passive agressive yoga is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
909	Got the kids in there, dear?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
910	We're seeking a path to enlightenment, not a Hajj.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
911	You'll do just fine -- I can see you've got the right stuff.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
912	I agree an oriental rug reduces stage cable clutter and improves acoustics ... you realize yoga doesn't care?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
913	You're either carrying around a dead body, or you're new to yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
914	Pee pads would help more with your downward facing dog	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
915	What kind of moron brings an area rug to a yoga class? Namaste.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
916	Not here, the magic carpet yoga class is on the roof!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
917	The bliss of your being ends at my asana.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
918	You sweat a lot?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
919	No flying though.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
920	Shoes off, please.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
921	The idea of yogi is to relax.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
922	Billy I don't think this is what your mom meant when she said you needed to be more flexible.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
923	I don't care if he's leading in all the polls, everyone ise the same size mat	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
924	I studied in Iran.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
925	I don't care if it is Oriental.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
926	No, Aladdin doesn't teach here, anymore.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
927	May I suggest the spinning class upstairs?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
928	The Leave It to Beaver Yoga Class is down the hall.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
929	I know the class was hard for you, Mr. Shmedly, but I won't stand for your using that Killim.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
930	Is that my delivery of all natural free trade organic yoga mats?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
931	Rug's OK - clothes are a no-no.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
932	Son, a real man doesn't blame his tools.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
933	What do you mean, Persian yoga?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
934	That's the mat you're using? Yoga-tta be kidding me!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
935	I think you want the Persian yoga studio down the street.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
936	You have the wrong address. Aladdin's flight school is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
937	Why, of course we have a hip-hop, 'living large' version of Bikram-Hatha-Astanga yoga, sir.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
938	No mat, no tights, no service.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
939	Again today you have no class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
940	I don't care how rich you are, I still say you're just showing off.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
941	We strongely urge beginners to look the part.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
942	That would be the flat-weave position.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
943	This will give new meaning to rug burn.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
944	I told you to bring a mat, not your flying carpet.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
945	Let me guess. You flew in on it.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
946	"If it don't fit, you must split".	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
947	We don't allow Trump mats in here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
948	Yes, you brought a large mat, but you still have to take your shoes off.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
949	Our Flea-Reincarnation Class meets on Thursdays.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
950	Are you seeking health & a peaceful spirit or the rug cleaner next door ?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
951	Let's make yoga great again.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
952	I'm guessing you didn't get that from lululemon	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
953	The carpet cleaners are around the corner.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
954	I realize you're NEW but, at Bow Down Yoga, you need to KOWTOW, and bring a regulation mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
955	Sure, you can chant Yogisms during class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
956	What do you mean, where do you want it?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
957	Yes, I can see you have a big one.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
958	Sorry, the carpet cleaners are just down the block.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
959	Just set yourself up everywhere.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
960	...and I TOLD your wife NOT to try that pose at home.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
961	Your bath towel would have been sufficient.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
962	I can't believe you showed up without your yoga pants again.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
963	You can't wear a hat in here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
964	No I won't share your mat and I'd prefer it if you set up in front of me.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
965	You know this isn't the "How to be Aladdin" class right?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
966	You're being too ironic, Todd.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
967	fringe is not allowed	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
968	You can put Mr. Trump's mat by the window.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
969	We don't encourage it, but if it makes you feel at home.....	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
970	I understand; you want more space.	1.2000	0.13333	10	8	2	0
971	All I said was, "You have small hands."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
972	Put that down here, I like to let others know how important I am while waiting for enlightenment.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
973	I am going to start with the hat...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
974	We can certainly help with your balance problem.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
975	Take some relaxation breaths...then shell out for the gear.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
976	If anyone croaks during the downward facing dog, we can just roll 'em up and haul 'em out with one of these.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
977	I don't think that's what your wife had in mind when she asked you to bring her to yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
978	Yes, but only if your inner-self is oriental.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
979	It's down the street, look for people carrying suits.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
980	Something tells me you may be high maintenance.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
981	Please go ohm.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
982	Sir, it's not just the rug that may not fit.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
983	It's not all about the size of the mat you know...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
984	No, wearing Lululemon is not required, but we are going to think less of you for looking like that.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
985	The size of your Chakra has nothing to do with it!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
986	Because I want you to suffer like the rest of us.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
987	When I said that we were going to be be practicing the corpse pose today I didn't mean literally.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
988	This is a class, not a sleep-over.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
989	'Ill be honest, your hat says Golf,your rug says Judo,your shoes say Tennis,are you prepared for another failure?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
990	Namaste, but you must go.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
991	They were having a rug sale	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
992	Aladdin just left!!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
993	There is no missionary position in Yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
994	Our overcompensation group meets down the hall.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
995	Good effort, but I need you to return that to the lobby.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
996	I said Corinthian and not Iambic column for the Balustrade!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
997	Yes, it matches the drapes, but you took those too.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
998	It really ties my workout together.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
999	Thank you for delivering our new rug on the weekend. Please leave it in the reception area.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1000	Look, we both know that size doesn't matter.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1001	No. There is no center square.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1002	Are you here for the bro-ga session?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1003	I'm going to have to ask you to take off your shoes.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1004	That mat needs to stay in our lobby, sir.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1005	I like you too, but the rules say just one person per mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1006	It's Corpse Pose, not Corpse Dispose	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1007	We only use synthetic, wool is so last century!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1008	No, I didn't say namaste. I said your mat is nasty.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1009	Nice rug, Matt	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1010	Your first lesson will be about how less can be more.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1011	We accept all faiths, make sure your rug is facing East.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1012	Bro-ga is at 6:30 pm.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1013	We don't do mat envy at yoga!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1014	King of the Hill did a funnier version of this joke 12 years ago.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1015	You know what they say about guys with big yoga mats.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1016	We actually don't give a damn about natural fibers.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1017	I'll bet you drive an SUV too.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1018	It's just a temporary ban.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1019	Manspreading is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1020	Blue Collar Yoga is three doors down.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1021	Yes Mr. Trump, I can see your mat is bigger than mine.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1022	Let's just say you have the aura of a Trump supporter!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1023	Thanks for putting the "Brah" in Brahma, Jimmy.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1024	It's not that you're wrong...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1025	Lululemon was sold out; luckily, there was a pottery barn next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1026	You can learn to fly that thing next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1027	The cafe next door said someone just stole their rug.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1028	Yoga isn't about the size of the rug, Rick. It's the notion of the motion.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1029	Outside.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1030	You must be Clemenza.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1031	No, Joey, the point of yoga is not to sweep every single worry under the carpet.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1032	Carpet cleaning is next door	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1033	Sorry, we have no qualified instructors for the 'seventh inning stretch.'	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1034	This is my fetish.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1035	Are you Cleopatra's personal trainer?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1036	I see you're new to yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1037	Runners are in the next studio on your left.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1038	First you hog the bed, and now the floor.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1039	I'm not sure who told you that, but I can't help you fly that thing.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1040	Trust me, I sweat a lot.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1041	Your in the wrong place, try the MAGIC CARPET shop, it's next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1042	I'll show you mine if you show me yours.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1043	It's not the size of the mat, it's the nirvana in the prana.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1044	Perhaps an orientation session would be advisable?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1045	Shall we begin with a couple of suggestions.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1046	Any other dating profile exaggerations Mr. "Avid"?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1047	I don't care if it flies - here you use a mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1048	Tom, your personal versions of the corpse pose are getting of hand. And what is that smell?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1049	This is a yoga class. Not an audition for Aladdin.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1050	No, there's no advantage to using a magic carpet.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1051	. . . That's Lululemon.com. L, U, L, U. . .	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1052	My therapist said yoga might be helpful for recovering rug addicts.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1053	The Aladdin Sky Flight class is two doors down.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1054	If you ever want to have sex with me again, leave now	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1055	I don't care if it's made out of kale.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1056	Might I suggest the outside facing dog?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1057	Big rug Yoga? No this is BIKRAM Yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1058	I can understand your attachment to your blankie but rules are rules.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1059	Purana gharana?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1060	''Extreme yoga is in the next room.''	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1061	A traditional yoga mat is required. I don't care if you expand when you sweat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1062	I'm sure it does really tie the room together, Dude, but not this room.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1063	There you go with your size issues again	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1064	Did you really take rug weaving at Trump University?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1065	Wrong workout session, bro...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1066	An Eastern-looking rug is known to improve a true yogi's practice. That's a good investment in your yogic journey.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1067	Namaste my ass	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1068	How many in your party?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1069	I'm sorry, but we can't be flexible.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1070	IT'S NOT A PICNIC	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1071	The rug department is upstairs	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1072	So I'm throwing around an idea for a new Broadway show, "Bikram Elliott.'	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1073	Harold realized too late that his "magic carpet" pick-up line would never work in a yoga class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1074	Well, look who the dog drug in.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1075	You still have small hands.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1076	Come back when you get your ahankara in check. Namaste.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1077	Yes, Mr. Johnson, you are a rugged individualist. Now may we begin?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1078	That isn't the relaxed look we are going for	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1079	Think small.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1080	I'm being inflexible?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1081	Overcompensating for something?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1082	Seriously? You brought an Indian rug to a bikram yoga class?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1083	By any chance have you seen the movie"Room"?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1084	Overcompensating a little?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1085	Opposites don't always attract, George!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1086	I'm sorry, but the other students are experiencing mat envy.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1087	Only if it's a flying carpet.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1088	This room doesn't need to be "tied together," Walter...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1089	We don't do flying carpet lessons anymore.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1090	and does it have underlay ?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1091	Any injuries?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1092	Old school? Nice!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1093	Please refrain from howling during downward dog, hissing through cobra or war hoops during warrior.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1094	You just don't get it, do you?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1095	Personal space issues I presume?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1096	Never the less sir,size matters.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1097	You must be looking for the class that we don't offer.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1098	When I said to step up your game, this is not what I meant.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1099	Feeling beautiful comes from confidence.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1100	The competitive yoga studio is two blocks over.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1101	Thanks, but I think that you ought to try Craigslist.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1102	Extreme Yoga is on Thursday.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1103	Size doesn't matter in here!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1104	I asked for the memory foam rug not the oriental.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1105	You can't get to nirvana if you're fraying at the edges.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1106	But this class will simply not be rugged enough for you.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1107	OMG! I hope that is not the one from the living room	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1108	It's carpe diem, not carpet diem	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1109	This is yoga, not breakdancing class."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1110	Sorry but to use a 5' x 7' mat you'll need to upgrade to our 'Premium Plan.'	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1111	Sorry, DIY yoga is in the converted janitor's closet next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1112	For the last time, using an Oriental rug does not make it more authentic!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1113	Sorry, no manspreading.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1114	No, I did not say "carpet diem".	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1115	It's not the size of your mat!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1116	What, you got a real flexible body rolled up in there?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1117	An Oriental rug isn't going to make Yoga any easier!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1118	I don't believe in magic carpets.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1119	I was a boy scout, ma'am.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1120	You can't just throw your problems under the rug.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1121	Just place it down over here by placing your left foot onto your right shoulder.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1122	No manspreading here either!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1123	No, this is not where the Spring Break Carpet Contortion Contest is being held.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1124	You have the newbie mat until you stop toppling.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1125	I've never had problems with size before.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1126	Yes, even if your name is Matt.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1127	Your reluctance to go barefoot tells me you're a newcomer.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1128	Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1129	I honor the uniqueness in you. I honor your desire to learn the ancient art form. I do not honor your mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1130	We've never had rug burns raised as a concern before.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1131	The flying carpet class is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1132	I said we would feel the warmth from the heart, not hearth.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1133	Around here, size doesn't matter.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1134	Yes, I see, but we only offer haute yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1135	This is how I roll!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1136	Do we have a short finger problem?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1137	You're not fooling anyone! A bigger mat won't hide your small hands.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1138	I know you said yoga mat, but this is all my mom had!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1139	The flying yoga class meets on the roof.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1140	Believe me, Aladdin, there is no magic carpet ride to nirvana.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1141	Nice yoga hat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1142	If you want to cut some, ask the dance studio downstairs.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1143	Yoga was cutting into my antiquing time; so I'm multitasking.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1144	No, this is Bikrim. Blue Collar Yoga starts at 11.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1145	No, dad, this is definitely not a hot yoga class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1146	You pay for floor space by the square inch.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1147	This is a bend and kneel yoga class not carpet replacement.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1148	You've never been to a yoga class before, have you?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1149	Carpet Diem is two doors down.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1150	You won't be Aladin.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1151	No 'flying carpet' is needed for Yogic flying.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1152	In order to connect body and mind and to escape from this hectic, materialistic world, you’ll have to replace the clothes and mat with branded yoga gear and sign up at least 20 minutes in advance using your phone or risk losing your spot.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1153	We just don't have anything in common Kyle.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1154	Don't tell me, your hands aren't small either.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1155	I was told to bring my own mat from home	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1156	Sir, you can not use a carpet for the flying crow pose.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1157	It's 'bow down', not 'move in'.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1158	You can use it but we're not announcing your entrance.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1159	I don't think you get the concept	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1160	It's not the size that matters, Mr. Little, it's how you use it."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1161	Honestly, Jim, do you have to try to outdo me in everything?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1162	Does that look like a yoga mat to you?????	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1163	With whom did you consult regarding your new yoga mat?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1164	You'll never find the jewel in the lotus with that attitude.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1165	No, sweat does not help release stains.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1166	We have a strict policy against man-spreading.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1167	I don't care who wove it, next week you will bring a flimsy, uncomfortable mat made in China from non-renewable resources.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1168	Magic carpet ride lessons are two doors down.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1169	Downward-Dog-Rubbing-Butt is really more of a Kundalini move.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1170	Finding your chakra is not about going big or going home.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1171	Yo ga to be kidding me!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1172	I distinctly said I wanted it "cleansed."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1173	Because man-spreading.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1174	Is it safe to assume that you are here for the beginner's class?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1175	$80 is a very competitive price for our mats.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1176	Unless it's Cleopatra inside there, she'll have to pay.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1177	Sir, as I have already told you over the phone, we do not offer magic carpet rides.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1178	No, I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the 'Reclining Chair' position.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1179	Rule 1: There’s no “Yo!” in yoga. Rule 2: No man-spreading.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1180	Actually we all like to roll our own as well.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1181	Groupon?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1182	We don't permit ohm decorating.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1183	This is not a flying carpet class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1184	This happens more often than you'd think. But it's 'Bikram,' not 'big rug.'	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1185	I could use a good nap.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1186	I think what you're talking about is transcendental compensation.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1187	Sorry, I don't think you just flew in from Persia.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1188	The flying carpet class is down the hall to the right.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1189	I think you're looking for Man Spread Yoga over on 10th Avenue.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1190	So let me guess, you're here to 'Make Yoga Great Again'?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1191	Yoga is about letting your mind go. I think you're half way there.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1192	Sorry. No group discounts.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1193	When your foot's behind your head, no one notices what you're sitting on.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1194	When I said doggy down to you, I was -not- referring to a yoga position. Get lost!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1195	I said a big HUG.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1196	Please tell me you're a burglar and not a new student.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1197	Loose the hat, Frank.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1198	Sir, we have a no soliciting policy.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1199	Overcompensation is not a pose.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1200	Unless you have a small woman in there, you've come to the wrong place.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1201	Sorry, no frat mats allowed.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1202	Spray it down before you leave.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1203	Hello, you must be new to Yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1204	My God, how much weight have you lost?!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1205	Exactly how much yoga are you planning on doing today?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1206	Next time, I want more lotus pose and less genie lamp.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1207	Is that my new Persian yoga mat?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1208	Our mat policy doesn't stretch that far.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1209	I see you don't know the difference between a rug and a mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1210	Sorry we've cancelled the flying carpet classes after a small accident with the ceiling fan.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1211	It's not the rug, it's the lack of smug.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1212	This is one place where size DOESN'T matter!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1213	The telekinesis class isn't till 3:30.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1214	When I said "bring your rug," I meant the one on your head."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1215	There is too a difference between a rug and a mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1216	Thank goodness, I can't take another minute on this skinny mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1217	Over-compensating again, are we?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1218	Oh my god, size isn't EVERYTHING you know...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1219	No you can't run out to your car and get your six pack.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1220	I thought you were called Big Matt for a different reason.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1221	Uhh, exactly how LONG do you plan on staying?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1222	No, I don't know what they say about a guy with a big rug.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1223	More male ego - " Your mat is bigger than my mat." Not appropriate!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1224	No, Zen Napping is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1225	We tend to favor minimalism.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1226	A baseball cap? Really?!!!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1227	You really haven't got a handle on this, Dave.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1228	Sorry, the class for overcompensaters is on Tuesdays.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1229	No, we don't offer a group rate.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1230	I have a wide stance.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1231	NOmaste.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1232	You can start by taking off that hat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1233	I'm sorry, it's not the carpet, it's what could be inside.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1234	Only if it is a Lululemon carpet.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1235	Yes, I spoke last week about inhabiting your personal space, but I'm afraid that's more space than I had in mind.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1236	Harold, I don't think this relationship is going to work.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1237	Our policy here is flexible.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1238	I"m sorry, we don't have a passive-aggressive yoga class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1239	For the last time Jeff, I'm not interested in romantic yoga for two!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1240	But can you welcome the rug burns?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1241	I've told you before. Downward elephant is the 2pm class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1242	Well well, look who it is... Mister "Namaste at home."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1243	The "Make America Great Again" cap is okay, but we don't allow Oriental rugs.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1244	Your wife told me you'd need some help for your first class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1245	Rugs are fine, but no hats.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1246	Yoga Cartwheels is in the Annex.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1247	where are the forty thieves?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1248	"If that's the living room rug then you are about to do a very realistic Corpse Pose".	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1249	Trust me. Sometimes size DOES matter.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1250	I think you want the carpet cleaning place next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1251	You don't have to go home, but you can't stretch here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1252	So, appears you can't spell Bedouin.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1253	Carpet bombing?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1254	You and the rug can stay but the socks have to leave.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1255	I know it's you first yoga experience but you don't need a training mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1256	mat" not "Matt	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1257	You're looking for man cave yoga - that's three doors down.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1258	I'm sorry, but our "Mastering the Flying Carpet Course for Beginners" is on Tuesdays.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1259	Air Aladdin is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1260	No, I'm pretty sure the degree of spiritual enlightenment you receive is NOT directly proportional to the size of your yoga mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1261	Sorry. we don't super-size it.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1262	We don't teach levitation	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1263	So you're still mad me for showing up with that wicker basket at your game last week?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1264	And while you're at it, you can take your recliner, flat screen TV and keg too.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1265	I said, “One mat per person, not Persian!”	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1266	What do you have in there....Cleopatra?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1267	I'm going to go ahead and assume this is your first yoga class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1268	Don’t ‘Lotus flower’ me.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1269	I understand you perspire a lot.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1270	'Super size me' is not an option.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1271	Girl: " What are you even doing?" Boy: "Yoga!"	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1272	I suggest you use a mat that's not older than yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1273	Have you considered private lessons?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1274	Fine, let's do fewer things together.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1275	I'm pretty flexible, but this is pushing it.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1276	A Hummer with a Jersey plate was left outside with its lights on. I assume its yours.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1277	Alladin's class is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1278	We do not have an area for fans!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1279	Yes, we do promise after only one session you will carry your body differently.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1280	I ORDERED A 2' BY 4', NOT AN 8' BY 10'	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1281	You don't say! The rug is Persian too!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1282	...and my name is Princess Jasmine but it's still too big!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1283	We're flexible here but not that flexible.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1284	"Remnants only!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1285	Afraid of a little spandex there fella?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1286	The flight school is down the hall.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1287	No sir, carpet flying classes are next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1288	It's actually the attire that doesn't fit.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1289	Jesus, Derek, do you have to overcompensate for everything?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1290	Extreme Yoga is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1291	Hot rug-burn yoga isn't until 3 o'clock.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1292	No, no discount for having been to the mountain.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1293	The Hollywood Yoga place is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1294	No, a yoga mat and a Persian rug are not 'basically the same thing.'	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1295	I like that you stretch to the beat of a different tabla.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1296	Listen , Trump Yoga is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1297	Your Anger Management Counselor warned us, you'd be coming.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1298	And you weren't at all suspicious when you searched "Yogi" on eBay?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1299	Wait, don't tell me: the dog ate your mat?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1300	Omar's place is next door...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1301	The 'Make Yoga Great Again!' class is downstairs.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1302	No, we used to be "Dress Down Yoga," but we changed management.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1303	Shag yoga is upstairs.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1304	We don't do downward facing elephant.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1305	This isn't a sleepover!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1306	Please lose the mattitude.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1307	And also, there's those socks.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1308	Sorry, the Intro for Midwesterners class starts at 10.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1309	Sorry Aladdin, the beginners class is tomorrow.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1310	No…its not just because you're "for Donald Trump".	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1311	carpet yoga is one floor up.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1312	Hey ladies, I think I figured out who left the seat up.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1313	"Naw, must stay," Sandra insisted.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1314	Today is gentle yoga, tomorrow we do a more rugged class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1315	Carpet burn yoga...that's down the hall, second door on the right.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1316	What? Your the one who said size doesn't matter.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1317	We're more about how good you look getting fit; not actually getting fit.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1318	We have a dress code.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1319	You can use the rug but the lounge chair and umbrella have to go.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1320	You know the rules. Only Lululemon brand accessories in this class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1321	Fine. I get it. Size doesn't matter.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1322	"No.....one mat with 8 people does not get you a group discount".	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1323	This is Bow Down Yoga, Fly Down Yoga is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1324	Take the rug back home, honey" she said. "The carpet doesn't have to match the drapes in yoga	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1325	What, no Barcalounger?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1326	You here for Persian yoga, or Oriental?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1327	first timers usually bring their door mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1328	Is it made of natural fiber?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1329	There's no need to compensate here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1330	Persian Yoga is two floors down.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1331	Your definition of mat needs an update.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1332	Do you have a spot facing Mecca?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1333	Now I'm gonna show those amateurs some REAL yoga	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1334	I think this place is getting too flexible.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1335	Sorry for the typo - but there's no such thing as pot yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1336	Perhaps you need to meditate with a Hoover first.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1337	I haven't changed as much as you've stood still.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1338	I don't care if you bought your yoga mat in India; you can't use it here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1339	"I heard that the big one might be coming but I was thinking earthquake or asteroid.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1340	Living in the past? Shag rug is so 80's!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1341	No, I said it wouldn't be picnic.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1342	A tatami, not an Afghan!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1343	I'm guessing it's been a while since your last class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1344	This is yoga, not hooka.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1345	In yoga, less is more and more is less.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1346	Rugged Yoga is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1347	Perhaps you'd consider our flight school instead.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1348	Just say no to rugs.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1349	We all deserve our own space, just not the entire room!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1350	It's our conference table.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1351	Can't wait to see your water bottle.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1352	I am going to have to call you on the carpet before you set foot on it.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1353	We free our minds and soar. There's no flying.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1354	Sit your asana down, and we'll get started.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1355	Our website says we offer yoga and zumba classes here, not Roomba.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1356	You must be from Texas..	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1357	Donald, we know you have small hands, but you have nothing to prove.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1358	We are all-accepting and all-loving, and you're not in uniform.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1359	No. You cannot do yoga here and face Mecca.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1360	And lose the baseball cap too.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1361	Where did you get your mat? Costco?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1362	If your yoga farts require such heavy dampening then we'd like you to work out at another studio.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1363	Namaste and chill later?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1364	Are you more interested in a magic carpet ride?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1365	Sure, you can use that. We are pretty flexible.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1366	I haven't gotten my paycheck, yet	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1367	We recommend a 60% wool blend shag carpet for beginners.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1368	I can see you're new to this class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1369	Bigger is not better around here, macho man.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1370	I'm concerned it might make some of the men feel inadequate.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1371	We don't currently offer any classes in manspreading.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1372	I'm gonna need more space.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1373	As long as it's made in China.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1374	Is your downward dog a Great Dane?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1375	I didn't say we CAN never share a mat. I said we WILL never share one.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1376	A magic carpet is okay but sweat is the conveyance here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1377	You know, we do more than just 'abide' in this class, don't you?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1378	You seem Old School.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1379	Sorry, flying carpets are not allowed.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1380	Can we start now, or do we need to make more concessions to your masculinity?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1381	The free range Dad Bod class is held outside.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1382	Yes, I do think a flying carpet for your mat would be a distraction for the class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1383	We don't learn how to fly in the first class, Aladdin	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1384	You're going to need a smaller mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1385	Does the carpet match the drapes?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1386	Sorry you misunderstood Matt.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1387	Does your life coach know anything about yoga?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1388	No Babu, the flying carpet class is on Thursdays	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1389	It's only a 30 minute session. There's no need to bring nesting material.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1390	You'll have to take your manspreading elsewhere.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1391	I'm going to have to charge you double.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1392	No, I said I wanted to shift body fat, not a body!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1393	The Flying Carpet lesson is next week.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1394	Aladdin's class doesn't start for another hour	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1395	You might find Jumpin' Jack's Gym down the street a better fit.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1396	The flying carpet class meets on the roof.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1397	Overcompensation is an obstacle to spiritual pathways, Sir.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1398	In retrospect, this may have been too much of a stretch for a first date.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1399	I'm sorry, you misheard the instructions, we said you'll need a mat, not a nap	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1400	I’m sorry, the “magic carpet” area is not yet cleared for take-off.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1401	I see that you roll your own.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1402	Don't even think about it.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1403	Sorry, coach, still a no. But nice improvement over the sod.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1404	I think you've made a mistake. This is "Bow Down Yoga," not "Bedouin Yoga."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1405	It's 'Bow Down Yoga,' not 'Have It Your Way Yoga.'	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1406	Let's start with downward-facing Saint Bernard.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1407	Close your eyes, man; look inside, man; let the ground take you away.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1408	I said we could help with your Karma, not your Kirman!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1409	I can’t deal with you.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1410	I'm sorry, but the ad clearly said, 'Enjoy the comforts of Om.'	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1411	Namaste. The centre's special 'yoga for chubby, clueless beginners' class is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1412	Living large and yoga don't mix.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1413	The high-testosterone class is at 11:30.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1414	Antique Roadshow is right across the street!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1415	Make like a tree pose and get out of here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1416	You're right--they don't make them like they used to.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1417	No, you can't just hang out here with friends.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1418	Unless there's someone named Matt rolled up in there, you misinterpreted my instructions.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1419	That goes next door at the Bow Wow boutique	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1420	I'd really like to help you out. Which way did you come in?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1421	This is a " Yoga Meditation Exercise Gym Class", not a Muslim "Call To Prayer"-- No shouting out, " Allah-ou-Akbar ! Please !?!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1422	Size does not matter here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1423	Are you trying to overcompensate for something?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1424	Now you know why Shavasana translates as "corpse pose."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1425	Your transport awaits.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1426	Don't let Trump see it. He'll think you're praying.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1427	If you do downward dog on the carpet again, I will hit you on the nose with this rolled up newspaper.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1428	Just remember to take off your shoes.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1429	I understand that you have the biggest one in the gym, but you are not going to put it in MY spot.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1430	Sorry, I don't date yoga bros anymore.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1431	Compensating for low chi?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1432	You're late. You were supposed to bring that to my belly dancing class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1433	Size doesn't matter...especially here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1434	We only do throwbacks on Thursdays.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1435	No, broga is on Thursdays.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1436	FLYING CARPETS YOGA is two blocks up the hill.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1437	This is really going to throw off my savasana.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1438	"I don't care how big it is - put on some yoga pants".	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1439	Rough and Tumble Yoga meets on Tuesdays.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1440	Nice try, but I'm dating a guy with a 12 x 8 rug.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1441	You're never going to find your inner chakra on that!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1442	I thought you meant you had a toupee.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1443	Just a word of caution - our membership rates vary by mat size.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1444	The flier said "raja" yoga, not "rug-a" yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1445	Isn't the team going to miss their astro turf.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1446	you only need a mat not a rug.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1447	Hi madam, My name's Wilbur, and I'm here to join your yoga class. I figure, if all else fails me, I can count on my magic carpet.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1448	The baseball tryouts are in the field behind this building..... I believe they asked that you bring your own BAT.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1449	You're new here. Right?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1450	No, Kama Sutra class is in Studio B.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1451	The adult nap time class starts at 2:00.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1452	No, I'm sorry. We don't offer group rates.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1453	Sorry, but posers aren't welcome here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1454	No, I'm pretty sure yoga comes from further east.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1455	This isn't feng shui yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1456	The Big Lebowski body roll class begins Saturday.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1457	Are you sure you've never been here before?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1458	I meant Pahlavani when I told you about Persian yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1459	Sorry, we are no longer accepting Groupon	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1460	JOE, IN THIS CLUB, WE EXERCISE, NOT SLEEP.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1461	"You can't wear shoes in here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1462	Carl, can you take a break yanging my yin?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1463	Wrong religion Larry!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1464	No, Ryan, you may not invite the babes to hot yoga on your magic carpet.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1465	Those socks are all wrong.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1466	First time at a yoga class?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1467	No, I don't want a magic carpet ride.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1468	Did you seriously just say the word "Oriental?"	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1469	I'm glad you could make it Cleo.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1470	No shoes please	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1471	Did you bring enough rug for the whole class, Stevie?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1472	For your information. Yoga is not a spectator sport.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1473	We've already feng shuied this room.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1474	Listen, Dude. That rug is not going to tie the whole place together.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1475	It's just not about turf wars.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1476	Not unless it's a genuine, pre-20th century, Persian rug.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1477	Whatever.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1478	No, I don't want to go on a magic carpet ride with you.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1479	Don't make me go to the mat over this one.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1480	Kevin, this is almost as bad as when you showed up at my Jazzercise class with your trombone.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1481	Bro-ga is on Tuesdays.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1482	I think your looking for Boogie Down Yoga across the street.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1483	You're late because breezy way classes for giant rug yoga ended for hicks with hats yesterday.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1484	No sir, that is a rug. You can't achieve inner peace on a rug, I'm sorry.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1485	Unfortunately, we don't admit posers	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1486	Mine's bigger than yours!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1487	Welcome! Is this your first time here?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1488	Is this your first day?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1489	Be careful, you don't want to get rug burn	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1490	Okay, but we do charge by the square foot.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1491	Now that I've got the wiseacre, where should I put him?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1492	I don't care if you are an artisan bread baker for Subway, you're not using that mat.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1493	We all sweat a lot. You still can't use a ShamWow rug.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1494	This is hot yoga, not poor yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1495	Yoga keeps us grounded. Flying carpets is next week.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1496	Welcome to a whole new world , my name is Jasmine and I'll be your instructor.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1497	Staying at home was also an option.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1498	"Sutra" self	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1499	You know what to do with the body...and you can keep the rug	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1500	You better not look at my hot butt again today!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1501	You are zeroing in but keep toning down.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1502	Flying lessons are extra	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1503	Nama-leave, please.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1504	The Discount Oriental Rug Emporium is two doors down.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1505	A "first class" yoga section using Oriental rugs instead of mats is not an idea I'd be interested in considering.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1506	The Widespread Panic concert is in the park across the street.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1507	I don't know what you've been smoking, but this is NOT flying carpet class!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1508	C'mon, man. It really ties the studio together.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1509	You are yoga but not our sort of yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1510	Here's the deal, you pay the fee, you buy the mat and, then I don't care what you do.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1511	Dump her in the swamp, but hurry back. Bikram starts in five.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1512	I don't care if it did belong to your granny, it is not acceptable here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1513	Okay Aladdin, unless that thing hovers over the class I suggest you get a normal sized mat like everyone else.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1514	don't bother trying to impress me with your thread count. ...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1515	You should know that my class is no magic carpet ride.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1516	How big it is doesn't matter.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1517	Absolutely not! The last guy left with a woman rolled up inside.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1518	I'd rather eat glass than fly with you to India.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1519	So you're the Billy Elliot of yoga, huh?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1520	Put that in the corner. It's for my dog, Downward.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1521	You will be charged double for that sized mat!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1522	This is a judgment free zone but your mat's too big.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1523	For you we'd recommend the Stay At Home program.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1524	You're making us, like, way too uptight.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1525	No, we do NOT do Kama Sutra here!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1526	Is this your first time at yoga?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1527	You're looking for die in the wool yoga	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1528	We don't teach the Persian Hostage Pose.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1529	Not in my class—unless it's fair trade, of course.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1530	Did someone call Uber Carpet Rides?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1531	Planning to abduct someone?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1532	You are just off by a few blocks, Aladdin.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1533	...And take off your cap, too.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1534	The Mosque is down the road.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1535	Over-compensating for something, are we?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1536	Nice mat Aladdin.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1537	I'm calling you off the carpet.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1538	Namaste yourself, big boy. Get out of my studio.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1539	You can tell Aladdin there is a whole new yoga studio down the block.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1540	This is Yoga class, not a Dry cleaner	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1541	The first thing is to inhale through your nose, then exhale out the door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1542	Not a good idea if that's an Iranian prayer rug.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1543	No, we don't need a fuller rug.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1544	I think we are going to have to charge you for two!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1545	I'm afraid that's too much of a stretch.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1546	Sorry, we don't teach the "Tie the Room Together" position.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1547	That doesn't look like it's from Lululemon...	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1548	The Buddha didn't say much about the Homestead Act.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1549	You're determined to find your bliss?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1550	No shoes in the yoga class	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1551	You will be either the greatest or the most ridiculous student in the history of yoga.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1552	Let me guess, your name is Aladdin.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1553	Are you going to bring your Barcalounger too?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1554	How do I say this...that's NOT a yoga mat. THAT is a conversation starter with your therapist."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1555	No Roger, not those Indians.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1556	If its a magic carpet, make it smaller.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1557	Carefull,I can still see his feet.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1558	I hope that's a flying carpet and you're lost.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1559	M A T. Not R U G.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1560	It's OK, everyone looks great in yoga pants.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1561	You can get rid of the stiff out back.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1562	I can overlook the outfit and the rug, but 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' is not a mantra!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1563	I just watched "The Big Lebowski."	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1564	We only give yoga lessons. Flying lessons are two doors down.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1565	Flying carpet training is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1566	I don't care if it flew you from Bagdad to Laguardia, it's still too lumpy to use here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1567	Please remove your shoes.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1568	Carpetbagging meditation, we're not!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1569	Did you remember your coconut water?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1570	You'll give everyone rug envy.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1571	Without a beard you will always be that creepy guy in yoga class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1572	In yoga, size does not matter. Namaste.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1573	You might want to try Berra Yoga instead, down the street.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1574	The broga class is at ten.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1575	No, you may not bring a pillow next time.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1576	The cap is a distraction, it has to go.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1577	I can help you with the poses but not your fashion sense!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1578	The difference is... your mother is wrong and I am right... again!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1579	The 'Yoga For Clueless Guys Level 1' class is in the next room	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1580	This is Bikram yoga; Berber yoga is next door.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1581	This isn't a grateful dead concert	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1582	You do realize this is a no-fly zone.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1583	Our instructor, Mr Baba, sbould help you overcome your fear of flying!	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1584	I have a delivery for Cheech and Chong.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1585	I think you're looking for the advanced class.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1586	You're what kind of Doctor?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1587	The hat's got to go	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1588	We don't encourage manspreading here.	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1589	Are you here to do yoga or to be Aladdin?	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1590	Yes normally that's true, but with this I am not flexible	1.2000	0.22361	5	4	1	0
1591	Got it on Craigslist.	1.1818	0.12197	11	9	2	0
1592	I think your mantra is defective.	1.1818	0.12197	11	9	2	0
1593	How did you get through the Idiot Detector?	1.1818	0.12197	11	9	2	0
1594	A mat is not a status symbol here.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1595	Nice reclaimed mat, where'd you get it, your grandmother's house?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1596	ok, yours is bigger than mine. now what.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1597	Relax. Magic Carpet 101 is just down the hall -- second door on the right.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1598	Oh, I'm sorry, Magic Carpet Flow was at 9.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1599	Thanks for coming to today's doga class, but next week you must bring your dog to participate.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1600	In the future, Ms. Cleopatra, you are going to need to use the front door like everyone else.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1601	Magic carpet class is next door, sir.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1602	Cute. Did you bring you chez lounge as well?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1603	I'll allow you to use it. But it's not a short cut to mindful levitation.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1604	Sorry, we don't have space for someone who wants to use us as a take-off and landing pad.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1605	No-más-stay.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1606	The outfit is O.K. but NO on the mat.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1607	I refuse to go broke shopping at lululemon.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1608	You must be the ‘non-Prius guy’.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1609	Coach I know it's a close team, but they all need their own mats.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1610	Well, OK, but only because you drive a Subaru.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1611	I appreciate your cultural heritage but size does matter.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1612	No, we don't supply padding.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1613	"Your wife called. She fell and broke her hip climbing out of the shower".	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1614	I know no one likes to be called on the carpet...	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1615	I meant finding your comfort zone in the spiritual sense.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1616	Your mat is culturally incorrect.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1617	Today we will tackle Downward Dog, next week...manspreading.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1618	The unintended consequence of improving our relationship with Iran.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1619	You've mistaken us for Textured Plush Yoga down in SoHo.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1620	Look - if trump can be elected president, I can say no afghan ...rugs	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1621	Namaste. That means beat it.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1622	Don't worry, after just a few classes you will be much more flexible.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1623	Sorry, but your comfort level must not exceed what we provide here.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1624	I don't care if your mat is 100 percent Kashmir, we insist on polystyrene here!	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1625	While I appreciate that you have personal space issues, ...	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1626	Namaste, dude.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1627	"It's what Trump would do," does not give the right to take up more real estate than the rest of the class.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1628	I'm afraid we can't do anything about your girlfriend's body now.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1629	Get a grip! I'm paying $125 a square foot to rent this place.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1630	You look more junkyard dog than downward dog	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1631	Hi Phillip, our Ashtanga economy plus class only meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1632	Yes, I remember you well from Overachievers Anonymous.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1633	Tube socks with stripes went out in the 1980s, you really need to leave.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1634	Are you Matt?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1635	No problem—we're very flexible.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1636	I don't care what they said on Ebay, that's not an antique yoga mat.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1637	Oh, did you bring your grandma's yoga mat?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1638	To practice here you need to be outfitted in Lululemon.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1639	please place your shoes and hat at the entrance	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1640	The Carpet Yoga class is down the hall.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1641	You know what they say about men with rugs	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1642	So, you're delivering Donald Trump's yoga mat?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1643	Our full contact body slam yoga class is on Tuesday nights.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1644	I’m sorry. ‘Dead’ is the one body type not welcome here.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1645	Can we please just go see a movie?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1646	Please stop trying to 'Make Yoga Great Again'	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1647	Our beginner's class is on the first floor.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1648	We're a strict no-frills yoga studio.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1649	Larry, in here size doesn't matter.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1650	You 'enlightened'? Not when your carpet is made of non-sustainable fibers.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1651	Where do youse guys normally dispose of your used, uh, yoga mats?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1652	You seem to have yoga mat envy	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1653	...While I appreciate that yours is a magic carpet, we only allow the use of simple matts that complete the necessary illusion of proper suffering.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1654	The Agoy Nwod Wob rug gallery is next door.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1655	...do I need to take my shoes off?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1656	Sorry, your mat is not ergonomically correct.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1657	I'm sorry sir, but I've never seen The Big Lebowski.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1658	No, in this case size really doesn't matter.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1659	Now, remember, ditch the body, burn the rug, and disappear for a couple of days!	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1660	You'll have to come back tomorrow, Ms. Antoinette just called in sick.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1661	I see you've mastered the corpse pose	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1662	Ah--next door, Trump Tower.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1663	Manspreading is reserved for our advanced class.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1664	I think you are a little lost. The ballet studio is next door	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1665	Interior decorating is in the next building over.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1666	Okay, Donald, you win. Yours is bigger than mine.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1667	The term "Double Wide" doesn't apply here.....at all.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1668	Do you really think a cup was necessary?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1669	Personal yoga mat style is not a constitutional right.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1670	I don't care even if it's a flying carpet, I'm not going out with you.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1671	You're early... Persian Yoga begins in an hour.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1672	And when will Mr. Trump be arriving?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1673	Where's your mat towel, and your yoga-specific clothes, and your water bottle, and are you breathing through your nose?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1674	I'm sorry but your rug is too big!	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1675	Hookah Yoga is across the street.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1676	The only way a woman can get a man to bow down to her is if she's his Yoga instructor	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1677	I get it: you're angry with the donor-class Yoga establishment.	1.1667	0.11237	12	10	2	0
1678	Cleopatra just left	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1679	Namaste can only happen in my natural element.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1680	Yes, we can help you lose your roll.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1681	This is yoga class, not body disposal.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1682	Seriously? That's your yoga mat? It had better be hypo-allergenic, that's all I'm saying...	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1683	What's the thread count?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1684	I see…you’re the one from out of town I sold the yoga mat to on Craigslist	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1685	Mecca is out the window to the Southeast.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1686	An ancient Indian practice in a modern American studio is diversity enough!	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1687	Are you new to yoga?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1688	Ever heard of rug burn?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1689	Ii bought this at a garage sale, it was Jackie Gleason's tailor made yoga mat	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1690	No baseball caps allowed.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1691	We don't smoke and we don't chew and we don't lay with the boys that do.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1692	Bet that's your Hummer out front.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1693	Where did you get your paleo, non-GMO, organic, latex-free mat?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1694	It's not a competition.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1695	I'm going to put a leash on your Down Dog if you keep marking your territory this way.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1696	I don't care if you brought it, or it brought you.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1697	I'm sorry. "Bow Down" does not condone rugged individualism.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1698	No, no stomp class here. Try Drumpf's carpet bagging.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1699	No, a large carpet will not make dual downward dog possible.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1700	I can't wait to see your 'yoga blocks'.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1701	Sorry, sir. We don’t allow any manspreading in this class.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1702	Bob,this class might not be for you.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1703	You must be at the wrong place. Man Cave Yoga is 2 blocks over.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1704	Sorry. We don't allow baseball caps in here.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1705	No hats.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1706	The hat's okay but you need to take off your shoes.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1707	See, this is what I mean -- you don't understand me, Norman.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1708	Welcome, our first Trump supporter!	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1709	We don't allow man spread in our yoga class.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1710	``You appear crude, even vulgar. But if you can breathe and relax when ordered, you'll find only love at Bow Down.''	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1711	Are you sure you were in a Lululemon?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1712	You'll find the hot yoga class down the hall...next to the fireplace and easy chair.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1713	Is this a fashion statement or do you just not get it!	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1714	Our new "redneck yoga" class is out behind the studio.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1715	Bob, you're supposed to take your shoes off at the door.	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1716	Ready for class 'Aladdin'?	1.1667	0.18257	6	5	1	0
1717	OK Bob, but you will have to share with Carol, Ted and Alice.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1718	We don't do ironic hipster yoga here at Bow Down, Jeremy, just regular yoga.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1719	"Whoa man, this is yoga, not magic carpet flying.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1720	The bro-ga studio is next door.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1721	This ain't your grandma's yoga, please don't bring your grandma's mat.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1722	NO. None of the Poses will make it fly.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1723	No animal byproduct mats are allowed here.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1724	We think you'd be happier at our Brooklyn studio.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1725	You're the third guy this week who's told me, "It really ties the room together."	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1726	How many times must I tell you, size does not matter....	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1727	Our magic carpet class is on Sundays.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1728	The sign says, "No baseball caps."	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1729	A huge mat won't hide your small fingers Donald.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1730	Your magic carpet doesn't work in an exercise class.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1731	We welcome beginners.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1732	It's not the size, it's what you do on it.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1733	We do not allow manspreading.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1734	So you're The Carpetbagger Yogi?	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1735	Namaste not Amen.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1736	What time can we expect Mr. Trump?	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1737	I see you're comfortable wearing a rug.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1738	When we practice yoga, we unify our body, mind and spirit. We do not have to feel "snug as a bug in a rug".	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1739	I told you: hot water and hot dryer.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1740	Make yourself at home, but don't make it your home.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1741	Your mat looks a little too rugged.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1742	Please take your shoes off before coming in to the studio.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1743	It's actually the socks up to the knees that are really bothering me.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1744	It's high time we had a chat about your little rug problem.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1745	Jasmine's classes are on Tuesdays and Thursdays.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1746	Fine, as long as it's Tibetan.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1747	Bringing your own mat does not mean stealing the one from the lobby.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1748	Unroll that ratty thing and you're going to learn the real meaning of pungu mayurasana, the "wounded peacock" pose.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1749	The fact that it's fair trade doesn't make it more appropriate.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1750	Sorry. No natural fibers are allowed.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1751	No, I do not know the direction of Mecca.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1752	Get out.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1753	Namaste' AWAY!	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1754	Maybe our group isn't right for you.....	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1755	I'm pretty sure inner peace doesn't come with free installation.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1756	With the downward dogs, think a little less shaggy, a little more Weimaraner.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1757	I'm guessing you drove over here in your Hummer.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1758	You can leave the rug but the rest of you has to go.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1759	Does it come with a fireplace?	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1760	Persian is down the hall.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1761	Sorry, the Low-Bob Yoga is down the street.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1762	I guess we have different definitions of 'authentic'.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1763	You must be a Neoliberal.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1764	No, We do not have a " share a carpet" yoga class.	1.1429	0.15430	7	6	1	0
1765	Like, no, I don't want to smoke it later.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1766	Yoga and levitation will cost you extra.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1767	I'm sorry, the head-butting, high-fiving and knuckle-dragging classes were all cancelled this week.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1768	I didn't know they served burritos here.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1769	How typical	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1770	You’re bringing me down, dog.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1771	Billy! Didn't I TELL you to remove your hat when in our sacred realm?	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1772	I agree.....Bikram may work with a flying carpet.......but we're too close to LaGuardia.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1773	Yeah, me and my magic carpet are feelin' the Bern.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1774	I thought I do a try out before I consider buying any new equipment	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1775	Sir, when I asked if you were "getting anything out of this class", I didn't mean the area rug!	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1776	The latest from Lulu Lemon	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1777	You may find your Zen across the street at the community rec center - the Intro to Carpet Laying class starts soon	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1778	I can't afford to pay for a Persian carpet.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1779	Sorry. We are only allowed to shag on hump day.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1780	The light in me sees the strobe in you.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1781	No ... Full Prostration Yoga is around the corner.	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1782	Why would I know the direction to Mecca?	1.1250	0.13363	8	7	1	0
1783	Look, for the last time. You're not Aladdin and you can't show me the world.	1.1111	0.11785	9	8	1	0
1784	...that it was the stage rug for the Grateful Dead's '78 World Tour doesn't matter. It's still too big to use in my studio.	1.1111	0.11785	9	8	1	0
1785	We only use mats made from petroleum-chemicals, but in our defense, made in the U.S.A!	1.1111	0.11785	9	8	1	0
1786	You want "Takedown Yoga" next door.	1.1111	0.11785	9	8	1	0
1787	Calling it a ‘chakrug’ doesn’t help any.	1.1111	0.11785	9	8	1	0
1788	Hatha Yoga is known, but few know carpet yoga.	1.1000	0.10541	10	9	1	0
1789	We've seen a lot of newcomers inspired by the primaries ... people finding they can hold all kinds of awkward positions. But for us, size actually does matter and it's just too big.	1.0909	0.09535	11	10	1	0
1790	You don't scare me!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1791	But we don't need a flying carpet here	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1792	Sorry, but size isn't such a big deal around here.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1793	I need a lot of room when I do yoga, ok. Do you really need that much room?	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
1794	I'm sorry but you'll have to leave,we don't do shag	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1795	We've had a few too many down dogs and need it cleaned.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1796	I'm just not buying into the consumerism of it all.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1797	This must be your first time.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1798	The magic carpet class is next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1799	The brochure clearly says, yoga mat, bring a yoga MAT!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1800	Yes, I suppose that is a less bourgeois way to "feel the Bern."	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1801	Sure, I'll trade you. Let me give you my card.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1802	The yuppie in me honours the men's rights activist in you.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1803	It's not the size of your mat. It's the motion.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1804	You can't bring your flying carpet and hope for a miracle.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1805	I'm sorry but we can't Super-Size yoga	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1806	I don't think you understand. You're supposed to be uncomfortable.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1807	I can't let a non-conformist take my spot I've had for years. I'm an incumbent.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1808	What, the hat?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1809	This is a no drip zone.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1810	No, you're still going to do the vacuuming this week.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1811	We must accept that the floor is hard and user space is small, son.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1812	Yahtzee!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1813	I can see you're tense.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1814	Is this Cleopatra's first yoga class?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1815	I said, no magic carpets!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1816	Sorry. No carpet bow-downing allowed here.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1817	Sorry, we do not allow those colors.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1818	We already forgot lesson one, didn't we?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1819	You must be Charles Brown's friend.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1820	Sir, please put that back in the lobby and use this one.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1821	Sorry, Hoedoen Yoga is in the Barn on Carrol Street.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1822	You New Yorkers just love walking all over people.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1823	You heard "bad Dog" I said "Down Dog"	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1824	While we respect your enthusiasm and unique style, we just don't feel the intermediate class is quite ready for you yet.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1825	I'll really miss having you in class Steve. You're idea of starting a Downward Facing Dog Club was simply brilliant.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1826	You're one of those subway manspreaders, aren't you?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1827	No, it won't tie the room together Mr. L.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1828	You need to give that thing a shave.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1829	Does the texture of your mat improve your Downward Facing Dog?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1830	And I suppose your Armani is at the dry cleaner's.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1831	"No...That does not make you yoga master..." Submitted by Rebbecca Parker Charlevoix MI	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1832	Many of us do achieve great personal growth.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1833	Sorry, there is no tailgating in yoga.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1834	I don't CARE if your name is Matt.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1835	Perhaps we need to make that "no solicitation" sign easier to see...	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
1836	What? I don't understand the problem, all you said was bring a mat	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1837	But, it flies when I sit in a Lotus position!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1838	My name is Matt and I am here with mat.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1839	It's a fair trade rug from an Ashram in India.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1840	We're flexible about everything except mat size.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1841	What exactly do you expect to shag?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1842	Sorry, your mother was wrong, and she dresses you funny.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1843	We're missing a customer.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1844	I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1845	How's the new pickup treatin ya?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1846	I'm sorry, this relationship is no longer mutually beneficial	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1847	Let me suggest knee pads instead of you, ah, rug.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1848	What a fancy yoga mat! Where can I buy it?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1849	The size of your mat really doesn't matter	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1850	Magic Carpet Ride is next door Mr Trump	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1851	No thanks, I think I'll walk.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1852	A sore thumb won't be a problem.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1853	Please Bill, you just don't get it!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1854	"No, I don't think you are going to impress the ladies with your large yoga mat"!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1855	Full-contact ashtanga is the next studio over.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1856	When I say, "that's a stretch," I don't mean yoga.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1857	So Cleopatra would like to unroll in our class?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1858	Sorry, the Cleopatra roll is not a pose I use.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1859	We don't like man spread in any derivative	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1860	Now, concerning your spittoon...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1861	Seriously? A magic carpet?	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
1862	I've never been worried about gentrification before.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1863	NO-mistah.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1864	OHHHHHMmmmm, nope!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1865	Geography isn't my strong suit.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1866	You can take a nap here, but you'll still have to pay for a lesson.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1867	You can take the rug, Mr. Howard, but you must leave Miss Randolph here.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1868	Can you have it back by Tuesday? I'm flying the class to Nepal.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1869	After years of being told he was inflexible, Jim finally took matters into his own hands.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1870	You really didn't need to bring a "man sized" mat, Bob.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1871	The rug burns are how I know it's working.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1872	We're a wimps-only establishment.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1873	The magic carpet class is meeting above us.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1874	I'm getting tired of Ms. Cleopatra's grand entrances.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1875	What a loser.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1876	We try to leave our rugged individualism at the door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1877	So you think a combo yoga mat, prayer rug and magic carpet satisfies diversity?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1878	No, "man-spreading" classes are down the street.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1879	What is it you don't understand about mat?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1880	In this studio size doesn't matter	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1881	No, not here...the consignment shop is next door...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1882	We do tend to be flexible but not when it comes to runners.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1883	You still have to take this class smartypants and I know your baseball bat is inside the carpet.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1884	It's how you use it.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1885	I don't care if you can levitate. Your flying carpet is too big!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1886	You want 'satya'?...You really want 'satya'?... Well, my friend, in all honesty, you can't handle 'satya'!!!	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1887	Because a Scout must also be flexible.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1888	To be honest, we've never tried aggressive self-realization.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1889	No, you can't lie down here to take a nap with all these freaks.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1890	Take your fat ass to a barn, somewhere!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1891	Just how big is he?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1892	Is that organic natural fiber?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1893	Need the extra padding,do we,softie.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1894	Jasmine doesn’t teach today and she doesn’t want to see you anymore now that you’ve let yourself go	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1895	Can I get a family rate if we all use the same mat	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1896	we really don't allow solicitors.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1897	Perhaps you could "just run a few laps" around the interior of your skull?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1898	No, thanks. I have plans.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1899	I don't think that's what "old school" entails.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1900	I’m sorry, we’re still waiting on our magic carpet yoga certification.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1901	I'm going to have to accuse you of manspreading	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1902	Our family-style seating is in the rear of the studio.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1903	It's what's on the inside that counts.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1904	I think you heard me. I said "That was zen, this is tao."	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1905	She DOES matter, but in this case, smaller is better!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1906	Bro Down Yoga is next door.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1907	Are you sure this is this most expensive mat? I am trying to get my daughter into pre-school.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1908	Only if Cleopatra is in there.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1909	strip, lay and watch	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1910	My friend might show up later. He really likes doing corpse pose.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1911	You must be interested in our group rates.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1912	If you want to free your mind you have to do exactly what I say.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1913	By any chance is your name Cleopatra?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1914	It's like vegan break-dancing	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1915	You're looking for the broga studio.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1916	Even if the sign did say 'Bedouin Yoga' we wouldn't let your camel take the class.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1917	You? In my class? That's a stretch.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1918	Please tell Aladdin that we have spare mats he can use.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1919	Let me guess, You're the new guy who called to say he was bringing a Matt with him.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1920	No, you cannot hide that body here.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
1921	I'm ready for Bow Down Yoga.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
1922	If you can't confine your yoga mat to a 2'x5' space, you will have to pay a double registration fee...or promise never to return until you are in a state of enlightenment.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1923	I don't care if you did fly in on it; you can fly yourself out on it.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1924	You have the wrong floor. The itchy skin yoga class is on the next level.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1925	What, do you think the ancient Hindu had microfiber mats?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1926	The rug is ok - but next time try not to bring the sofa and the tv.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1927	Take off your hat. I want to see if the drapes match your carpet.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1928	Wrong kind of Indian -- and stop calling me "Paleface."	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1929	That's for "Rugrats," the mother-child Pilates studio next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1930	The bariatric yoga salon is across the street	1.0000	0.13363	8	8	0	0
1931	I need a bigger mat, there are no half measures with me...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1932	Sir, I'm afraid this is a masculinity-free zone.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1933	Np we don't offer Persian variations	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1934	Oh, boy. Call me when you have grown up.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1935	That's a bit of a stretch.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1936	I can see our website needs to be more specific.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1937	Might you be the Australian here to demonstrate outback oriental yoga?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1938	Tell me – is this to compensate for something..?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1939	When you called earlier today I said foam, not faux	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1940	This is what I meant when I told you, "you will need to bring a soft pad for the class".	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1941	I asked for the persian design!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1942	You do understand, "mat" isn't short for "mattress"?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1943	No... I really am here for the yoga!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1944	It's Eastern, not Oriental.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1945	Meditate this Junior. We accept no snakes.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
1946	Nama - go away.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1947	Your yoga mat is bigger than the both of us.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1948	It is called Downward Dog, not Downward Elephant	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1949	I presume you're from left field.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1950	Yes I did say to make your mat your "home" during class but...	1.0000	0.10541	10	10	0	0
1951	You can use the mat as long as it's GMO free all organic fiber.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1952	Pick a remote dumpster..no questions please.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1953	Sorry, interlocking group yoga is not allowed.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1954	We don't do magic carpet yoga here.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1955	A downward dog with a matt, not a dirt dog with a rug.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1956	No, there's no sitting watching football asana.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1957	We run a reputable establishment. No carpetbaggers allowed here.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1958	No, we never advertised 'Super Size Me.'	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1959	It's okay. Umm. . . did anyone see you come in?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1960	The Antique Roadshow said this is a yoga mat from the 16th century.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1961	I'm here to drop off a corpse pose...	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
1962	Oh, how I do love bring-your-husband-to-yoga day.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1963	I can't believe you brought the Persian into my sacred space	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1964	This isn't little-league.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1965	I have a feeling that your mother's dining room is now short one yoga mat.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1966	Sorry, but Governor Christie is not in this class.	1.0000	0.13363	8	8	0	0
1967	Flying carpet yoga is next door...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1968	I don't care if it's the same one from 'Aladdin', you need a yoga mat.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1969	Size matters less than motion.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
1970	I hope that Persian also instructs. Otherwise I've made a big mistake.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1971	No, we do not clean rugs.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1972	You by any chance Norbert? Your grandmother just aller, and she sounded upset.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1973	No, you cannot smoke that in here!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1974	The magic carpet classes are upstairs.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1975	No, just the mind and senses. I'm afraid the flying carpet is not going to work.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1976	No, I don't think a larger mat will elicit the desired assumption about your anatomy.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1977	Did I forget something?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1978	Tell your Mom we don't do used carpet trade-ins.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1979	Cleopatra doesn't need to always come wrapped in her carpet.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1980	I'm sorry, the 'flying carpet' class was canceled due to lack of enlightenment	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
1981	This is a yoga studio, the carpet cleaner is next door...nice knee socks, by the way	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1982	?pu s'tahw	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1983	No, nobody will laugh at you if you wear yoga pants. It's the hat and that ridiculous rug that cracks us up.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1984	It's just that you don't seem like a true conservative, basically.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1985	No, a hairier mat does not make you more masculine.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1986	You'll need to come back tomorrow for the beginning Yoga Fashion class.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1987	Hipster yoga moved to the coffee shop next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1988	Matt, I know you're heteroflexible.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1989	You say Mr. Trump will be here in 5 minutes?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1990	Sorry, "Bow Down" in yoga has no religious implication.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1991	No way! I hardly know you.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1992	Yes,your party of five is ready.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1993	Sorry, the "Fragile Flowers" class is tomorrow.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
1994	Flying carpet practice is next door!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1995	Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. They let me use this papyrus scroll.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1996	We're sorry, but the downward facing dog is not allowed on that rug.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
1997	Everyone pays, no matter how they get in!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1998	I don't want you to show me the world. I want you to show me a downward-facing dog.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
1999	I don't care if that is your ride Mr. Aladdin.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2000	New to the City?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2001	The instructions said: "....bring a YOGA mat, not a GOYA mate....".	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2002	My smugness comes from, unlike yours, knowing my mat doesn't come from a sweatshop!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2003	We said to bring a mat not a flying carpet.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2004	You can move in her "mat," but SHE has to do the yoga.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2005	thank you but I did want his body buried with the rug.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2006	That's not a vintage yoga mat. It's carpet.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2007	I'm pretty sure that's not what she meant when she asked you to pick her up at Yoga!!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2008	this must be a common core issue??	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2009	We don't do group therapy.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2010	When I said let's sweep our affair under the rug....	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2011	No yoga for you!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2012	Size doesn't matter here, either.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2013	My wife sent me here to relax. Where does the tv go?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2014	You're looking for "Bob Up Yogi." It's two doors down.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2015	Well, the ball cap might help you attain the infield fly position.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2016	I think this job sharing has gone too far!	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2017	We buy cheap used carpeting. We sell expensive antique yoga mats.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2018	I think first we should discuss the way in which you parked your car.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2019	We're going to pass. Studies have shown artificial turf to be damaging to joints.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2020	We don't allow "rug envy" in our studio.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2021	Look he just wants to have a normal day where someone can do yoga on him without having to sign autographs, take pictures, or give out magic carpet rides so please leave us in peace.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2022	The sign says: Bow Down-- not Chill Out-- Yoga!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2023	Seriously?! You brought a Persian rug to a Bikram yoga class?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2024	Men or rugs, Wendell, you’re the reason I’m taking a break from Caucasians.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2025	When my wife drags me to yoga.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2026	Yes, we do the dog pose, but you can't bring your dog to class.	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2027	I see you brought a man-size mat this time, Andy.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2028	This is the billing address.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2029	Try Lululemon next time.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2030	Is there a place for one more?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2031	My, my, where do I begin to explain why 'absolutely not' is my reaction?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2032	Tell Mr. Trump he's not welcome.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2033	That rug culturally appropriates Asian culture and it doesn’t belong here. Namaste.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2034	Bow Down features happy baby downward dog today.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2035	So, by the size of that oversized rug....I have to assume you are voting for Trump?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2036	That's a great idea! I sweat a lot too.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2037	Sorry sir, we don't offer fringe benefits at this studio.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2038	No, no, it's not downward facing rug.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2039	Overcompensating just a bit?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2040	No Turkish rugs or towels allowed.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2041	But I'm Persian!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2042	I'm here to see a-hole new world.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2043	...also a three letter word, yes.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2044	Delivery yoga is in the afternoon.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2045	We don't roll that way here.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2046	Please tell your Mother this isn't day care, and I know a dining room rug when I see one!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2047	You must have some heavy meditating on your mind.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2048	Next time, can you please not yell out "woof woof" when we do Downward Dog?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2049	Home Depot does not have an exercise department.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2050	So you're THAT guy, huh?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2051	Separately	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2052	I don't care if it is Yoda's yoga mat, it's too musty to use here!	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2053	Yogi not included.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2054	Let me guess your occupation.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2055	Someone's compensating for a weak chakra.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2056	They said to bring my own mat and I like my space.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2057	Welcome, Aladdin. So this is your first yoga class, huh?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2058	Uncle Guido says grandma's a little stiff.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2059	Umm, are you here for the course on "sacred masculinity" ? I'm afraid you're a bit early !	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2060	I don't care if that's the real you. I'm not going out with you.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2061	Usually my clients come here voluntarily.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2062	No we have no plans to change from mats to rugs.	1.0000	0.11785	9	9	0	0
2063	I said to bring a "mat,"not a "rug."	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2064	It was suicide-by-contemplation . . . dump him in Jersey.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2065	I said size matters, inversely.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2066	Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it, and looks like you really want it.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2067	Carpet flying is the next session.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2068	Beginners carpetboarding is next door.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2069	No Mr. Trump the size of your Rug will not make Yoga Class Great Again	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2070	I keep telling you, size doesn't matter.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2071	Come on, it's not only functional, it really ties the room together too!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2072	No, this is not a 'friends and family' class!	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2073	Do you want to meet me at the juice bar after class?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2074	Excuse me, but I am reasonably sure we are not zoned for that!	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2075	From Texas?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2076	This is a Yoga, not a Thug class!!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2077	Don't you think it is overstretching it to say you are channeling your inner, interior decorator?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2078	My bathroom mat was wet.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2079	New years resolutions; am I right?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2080	I did not say you have small hands, Billy.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2081	the lay-out-the -rug- and - plotz classs starts next tuesday	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2082	bad downward dog	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2083	Is it your yoga rug, Rookie?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2084	Take whats left of that mouth breather to the woodchipper.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2085	I understand your name is Matt but that doesn't entitle you to use a rug.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2086	Got anything bigger?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2087	Persian yoga is next door.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2088	If Tina Fey can have a California King, I can have a California King	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2089	I don't care if it's a magic carpet, you can't use it in class.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2090	Are you moving in or downward, dog?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2091	My yoga mat may be carcinogenic, but you should see how your 'natural' mats stick to these $200 leggings.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2092	Cleopatra' Yoga is down the street	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2093	"You're the second guy to come in looking to do a class while on Persian rugs".	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2094	No, no - I said check out the Magic Carpet Yoga Mat at Anthro. Completely different.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2095	I see you're feeling the rug Bern.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2096	Who have you got in there?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2097	I'm sorry, but Yoga is NOT a Persian tradition.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2098	" No, no! You don't need to use a prayer rug, just because we are called ' Bow Down Yoga ' !	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2099	All are welcome here. You'll have to tell Mr. Trump, no shoes, no platform no exceptions Namaste'.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2100	I'm sorry, sir, but under our agreement with the college, we can appropriate only one culture at a time.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2101	I'm afraid you'll have to leave your flying carpet outside.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2102	You said I needed to take your hobbies more seriously.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2103	That's just so people won't know you weren't on your way to yoga?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2104	Ommmmmmmmm??	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2105	It was either this or the front door mat	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2106	Don't you think a $5,000 Persian rug for yoga class is a bit ostentatious?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2107	I don't care if you have a sensitive butt.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2108	Many people start out rugged	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2109	Yogi's carpet repair is next door.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2110	Broga is tomorrow night.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2111	A flying carpet? Good take on levitation!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2112	It smells as though Fido had decided to do a Downward Dog pose on the rug I brought for class.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2113	It's not funny anymore! She's a collector on the 5th floor!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2114	I figure this will help you dispose of my body after your hot yoga class kills me.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2115	So welcome to your first hot yoga class, Bill. Looks like you are a sweater.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2116	This will make me look more masculine with all these girls.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2117	No Sir, you cannot align your "mat" to Mecca.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2118	That will be perfect for when we get to the downward dining-table position.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2119	We specialize in cleaning minds, not rugs.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2120	So, are we ever gonna meet this friend of yours, Cleopatra?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2121	Let go of the rug, so we can achieve it.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2122	I'm taking my wife home.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2123	Big feet, big hands, really big mat. Yeah, I get it.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2124	You're starting off on the wrong square foot.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2125	Julius Caesar's studio is up the street.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2126	That's not what I meant by size matters.	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2127	As part of our anti-Trump campaign we now offer 5 Bow Down sessions daily.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2128	I am so sick of manspreading.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2129	Big rug, small hands... Big deal.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2130	Magic Carpets is two doors down.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2131	Yogi's is down the road. "It's crowded so no one goes there anymore." doesn't work here.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2132	Everything about your downward dog was so wrong.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2133	You don't have the proper smile on your face to participate!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2134	You might find our practice a bit of a stretch.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2135	And who do we have here...Yoga Berra, perhaps?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2136	Can we trade?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2137	I don't care if it muffles your farts...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2138	I'm a lumberjack too, and I don't care either!	1.0000	0.10541	10	10	0	0
2139	The failure of DIY Yoga.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2140	Guys can be such imbeciles.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2141	Breathe in and now Breathe OW!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2142	The practice actually originates in Persia.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2143	Is there an elephant tusk in that rug or are you just happy to see me?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2144	I understand it is self-funded, but Mr. Trump will have to use the same mat as the rest of us.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2145	I hope you brought a vacuum with you.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2146	We simply don't have the space for your ego.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2147	Overcompensating is strictly prohibited.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2148	The advanced relaxation class is next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2149	I'm sorry, but, this is not about your comfort!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2150	Sorry, but that outfit and that mat are only for home use.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2151	Tyler, do you always have to have the biggest mat?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2152	We are the nose-in-the-air Bow Down Yoga Club; The distasteful Rug Rat Yoga Group is down the street.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2153	You'll have to wait... They're not converting this building into condos until this afternoon.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2154	I have a rug, can I join women's yoga now?	1.0000	inf	1	1	0	0
2155	Sir, unless you intend to use that magic carpet for a party of six or more, please park it at the door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2156	You're Yoga Matt?!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2157	I understand the fibers are organic, Sir. But can you confirm those crumbs are gluten-free?	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2158	The flying carpet class is upstairs.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2159	Everyone, the Wheat Grass is here.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2160	Magic carpet rides are being held on the roof. This floor is reserved for relaxation yoga.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2161	What is it about "Size doesn't matter" that you don't understand?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2162	I don't care if it is a Republican prayer rug. Get a yoga mat.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2163	I find using a rug really helps me from slipping in downward dog	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2164	It's yoga and not yogart and no you can't sit and gawk for a while.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2165	Your mat will really tie the room together.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2166	When I said you should try getting out more I didn't really mean it.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2167	My wife told me that y’all might be able to teach me how to ride this thing.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2168	You were warned about drinking from that bottle without a guide.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2169	You're stressing me out.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2170	It's for our new pose: upward-facing Persian cat.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2171	You want to be great again?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2172	Actually, Subway doesn't use that chemical in their sandwiches anymore. Yoga mats are safe again.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2173	Just think of it like I have a seasons ticket to this spot.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2174	So it's finally here: Dharman-spreading.'	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2175	Mosque delivery is next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2176	Ah, great Persian carpet; much roomier. Good price, too. Couple of questions though... . Has the Mecca GPS device been disabled? (Off-screen) "And ask him if you should get a CARPET BOMB Rider on your insurance while you're at it."	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2177	Does it fly too?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2178	Puraney khayalat?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2179	Sorry, we don't allow manspreading.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2180	This is Bow Down Yoga... NOT... Lay Down and Nap!	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2181	What would happen when a man brought a carpet to have one room for a yoga instructor?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2182	Namaste yourself to the basement.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2183	Yoga is not a competition sport, Nigel.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2184	Had enough, big shot?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2185	You're early for the magic carpet class.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2186	That will have to be screened for bed bugs.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2187	I don't think those are the piles yoga is supposed to help.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2188	If you'd like to use your magic carpet as a yoga mat, you're going to have to sign a waiver in the event that it takes off during seated meditation.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2189	You're not allowed to relax unless you have the right attire.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2190	I can rule the bends here, but I can't bend the rules...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2191	I said 'yoga"'party", not 'toga' party.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2192	Sir, there's a lulu lemon right next door.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2193	I'm very flexible, but that mat is not welcome.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2194	What happens in your man caves stays in your man cave.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2195	It's Jamaican rolled maan.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2196	I said Yoga met, not biggest mat.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2197	This is what i meant by "we are poor at communicating"	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2198	I'm so sorry, this image just isn't going to work for us.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2199	You know you can use your regular yoga mat for the Flying Carpet position, right?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2200	Neanderthal yoga is at 6.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2201	I want to see these sun salutations of yours.	1.0000	0.11785	9	9	0	0
2202	A Lu-Lu Heriz Serapi?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2203	That's really more of a carpet than a mat.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2204	Okay, so there are two exceptions to all-organic-all-natural.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2205	I'm sorry, but, in this class, size doesn't matter....	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2206	Look, I just won the Middle Eastern yoga tour contest!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2207	And the miller he has served him worse than that, for he's ground him between two stones.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2208	The size of your mat does not matter.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2209	You did not purchase a family membership	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2210	I'm sorry, but the hipster doofus yoga studio is located above the ironic vintage t-shirt shop across the street.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2211	Your outfit is bringing me down, dog.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2212	Size doesn't matter in yoga.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2213	Bow Wow Dog Training is down the street.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2214	I'm boycotting Big Yoga	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2215	No, you can't bring your recliner.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2216	Yes, that bread chemical is also in yoga mats, but the mats are perfectly safe.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2217	I know your name is Matt. And the thing you're carrying you call a mat. But that is not a yoga mat, Matt.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2218	Persian yoga doesn't start until 2:00.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2219	I'm guessing you are the new apprentice.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2220	I can't wait to see how you interpret downward dog.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2221	OK, NOW UNROLL THE CARPET, AND LET CLEOPATRA EMERGE!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2222	You don't know the Crane menage à trois pose do you?	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2223	Yogis don't teach you how to fly like Aladdin.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2224	Your family will participate?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2225	It's Indian, not Persian.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2226	Your hand size has nothing to do with your mat size.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2227	I may have put up with your abuse of thesaurus.com but I’m not your English professor anymore.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2228	Jam Band yoga class is next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2229	He said. Take any rug in the house	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2230	Got a dead body in there?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2231	So your name's Aladdin. You still can't bring that rug in here.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2232	What do you think this is--a slumber party?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2233	I'll let you know when it's time for Downward Persian Dog.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2234	Sorry for asking sweetie, but I just can't tell the pitchers from catchers anymore.	1.0000	0.13363	8	8	0	0
2235	Sandra, I respect your opinion but this is my Yogi Bear mat. If we just take a deep breath...and relax...I'm sure we can make this work.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2236	I think you are taking the concept of going to the mat a bit too literally.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2237	You're entirely welcome here, but the corpse has to be outside.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2238	We're trying to become more authentic, ma'am.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2239	I'm sorry, the 'Elect Donald Trump Yoga Fundraiser' doesn't start for another hour.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2240	Sorry, "Make Yoga Great Again" is in the next studio.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2241	'It Ain't Yogi 'Till It's Yoga is across the street.'	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2242	Sorry, but it doesn't match the drapes.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2243	Well, well...what have we here? Another vain attempt at compensation?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2244	You may use your 'magic flying carpet' today. But please get a yoga mat for next time.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2245	Bigger is not always better!	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2246	The funeral home is in the next block.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2247	Let me guess: you're new to yoga.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2248	It's not practical, but I admire your sense of aesthetic.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2249	The spread eagle is not a yoga pose.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2250	The flight school is next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2251	With men it's always about size, isn't it?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2252	It needs restretching.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2253	Assume the shag position.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2254	What do you mean 'your chahra is blocked by my studio's feng shui'?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2255	So you were told a yak mat will enhance your peace of mind and release tension? H'om...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2256	I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. It's not the Oriental, it's the normcore.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2257	So that's whay they call you "big" Matt	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2258	And yes, I promise you that I will never ask you to eat kale again.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2259	No, we are not Ground School for carpet flyers!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2260	One: take your shoes off in my studio. Two: that's a tapestry.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2261	The Magic Carpet Ride class meets on the roof. Good luck!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2262	I think you've got the yang covered.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2263	Supersized spots pay a supersized fee.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2264	Nobody is buying it that you found Shiva's original yoga mat.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2265	You found it, stuffed away in an old drawer...!?...well, you need to think 'slip resistant'.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2266	The auditions for Anthony and Cleopatra are next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2267	No rule says you can't wear kneepads instead.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2268	I completely understand your feelings on this, but I'm just concerned your flying carpet will be an unnecessary distraction.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2269	So, they call you Mr Big, do they?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2270	The baseball cross-training class starts next week.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2271	Bigger is not better	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2272	'Let me guess -- it's either this or detention."	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2273	I'm sorry, "eastward-facing dog?"	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2274	Uh your mat is quite big," "I thought size doesn't matter.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2275	I'm not judging, but your chakras are blocked.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2276	With all due respect, we request that you not be visible from our window.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2277	Trust me, you're not that flexible.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2278	The sign says no Flying carpets.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2279	Take your magic carpet and beat it, Alladin. The only way you'll ever reach a higher plane is on a sticky mat!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2280	This is a yoga studio, not Downton Abbey.	1.0000	0.13363	8	8	0	0
2281	YOU WANT THE UPPER CRUST OF YOGA,THERE'RE IN THE PENTHOUSE.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2282	magic carpet or not, its too big for this class	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2283	Smaller, thicker and less decorative next time, please.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2284	One day you will also keep the seat down!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2285	I'm sorry, Sir. The flying carpet class ended at 11.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2286	No, I do not want to shag, thank you.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2287	Agoy Nwod Wob means your coming at this from the wrong perspective.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2288	Sir, next time can you bring your own yoga mat? That rug isn't supposed to leave the lobby.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2289	Is there a lamp in there too?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2290	Men: We're even rugged during Yoga	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2291	I'm afraid you exceed our minimalism, attitude and materialism guidelines. Good day Mr. Smith.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2292	Good, we won't have a wading pool like last week then.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2293	I think you'll need your carpet at the boxing ring next door.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2294	Shake out your mat, Frank--we're missing Mr. Whimpley.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2295	I'm kinda old school...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2296	Compensating?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2297	It's a movement practice, not a move-in practice.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2298	We don't condone manspreading in our studio.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2299	No rugs, sir. Not painful enough.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2300	Honey, this "Make America Great Again!" thing has gone far enough.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2301	You muslims always think you can kill two birds with one stone.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2302	I said bring your mat, Mr. Trump, not your rug.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2303	You just don't have that special Bow Down Yoga attitude.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2304	At least your clothing is appropriate this time, Aladdin.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2305	Whoever told you size does not matter was wrong.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2306	That kundalini pick-up line is so overused!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2307	Persian rugs seems to have been quite qui successful with their new campaign strategy.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2308	Is it organic astroturf?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2309	I said it was a yoga class, not a yogi class!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2310	Really? Not even you are that dumb	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2311	I'm afraid yoga is more of a mid-century modern lifestyle.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2312	Drop and roll before I bonk you on the head!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2313	I think your college buddies were pulling your leg. There is no instructor here named Alladin!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2314	I saw you driving in. That's a very nice Porsche convertible.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2315	Really? A "power carpet" for Power Yoga?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2316	Look what the shaggy dog dragged in.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2317	We said you can practice at home, not like you’re home.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2318	Actually, my karma says to take your Grateful Dead rug elsewhere.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2319	I don't care if your name IS Aladin. You lie it! Don't fly it.	1.0000	0.11785	9	9	0	0
2320	The non-conformist yoga instructor doesn’t stick to a regular schedule, but you’re welcome to join my class.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2321	No, having a bigger rug doesn't help, either.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2322	This wasn't the kind of burn I was expecting.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2323	Size matters.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2324	Where's Aladdin, and what have you done to that magic carpet?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2325	Downward-facing smile.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2326	This 'bigger is better' mantra you live by is getting old.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2327	Not sure what happened to her but the body is in the back room.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2328	Magic carpet lessons, start at noon	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2329	The Kama Sutra class is next week.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2330	My downward dog had worms	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2331	You do realise that downward dog is meant for humans, right?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2332	Have you seen Alice?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2333	Sorry about your downward dog accident, but we don't do pet stains	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2334	I meant something like a large bath towel, not a carpet.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2335	Is your moving truck double parked?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2336	We don't subscribe to manspread Yoga here.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2337	I say no to rugs.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2338	Oh, you downward dog, you.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2339	Let me guess, downward facing dog ate your mat?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2340	Okay, if you got it smoke it.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2341	Attain a higher plane? Pretty sure that's not what they meant.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2342	We only show you the pose, it's up to you to dispose of the corpse.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2343	but is it artisanal?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2344	Let me guess, you aren't vegan either.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2345	Sorry. The ad was supposed to say Flying Dog not Flying Carpet.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2346	I said a mat, not the living room rug!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2347	It's "namaste"not "no mats day"	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2348	I will let it go this time, but if I so much as hear you humming that song from Aladdin, you're out of here!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2349	Unwelcome karma, sir. No, not the mat, it's your NRA hat.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2350	I'm sorry, but there's still no group discount.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2351	The Yogi School is on the second floor.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2352	You're early. Please let the Jolly Green Giant know his XXXXXXXL yoga workout doesn't begin until four.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2353	I promise to take the needs of Yoga Dads into consideration.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2354	Our practice includes the idea that size does not matter.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2355	You can put my sister down anywhere?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2356	I'm sorry, no flying carpets allowed.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2357	We don't do the same yoga. XOXO	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2358	That's not lululemon...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2359	I don't care if it's Cleopatra in there, she's still going to pay for the classes.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2360	Don't you have any friends of your own Bob?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2361	A fancy Persian rug will not get you to a higher level of conciousness in my yoga class.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2362	Namaste! Wait until I say "Namaste," you oaf!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2363	My Persian rug is in need of a stretch!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2364	At least our orientalism isn't gauche.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2365	Let me guess - bean burritos for lunch?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2366	Pole dancing is at 6:00 PM.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2367	No, we don't offer a 7th inning stretch. Wrong sport dude. Namaste.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2368	This is the Bow Down studio. The DIY studio is on the second floor.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2369	Is that Persian?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2370	You must be looking for the yogurt place next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2371	I know it's a bit oversized, but the salesperson assured me it's 100% organic.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2372	I hope you don't roll your own cigarettes.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2373	"Magic Carpet Flying Lessons" are next door.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2374	It's about spiritual liberation not a magic carpet ride.	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2375	Ali Akbar dropped this class yesterday.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2376	Sorry sir, but Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays are reserved for allergen-free workouts.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2377	Sorry, but I'm looking for something a little more manufactured.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2378	"Bro-Ga" has been cancelled.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2379	When I said, 'Feel the burn,' I wasn't talking about rug burn.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2380	I'm sorry, but if we allow you , soon everyone will be in here magic carpets.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2381	We have parking for flying carpets behind the building.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2382	And I would ALSO appreciate it if you DIDN'T make follow-up comments to mine, such as "What up, Downward Dog?"	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2383	Class cost is by the square foot.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2384	This is what happens when you tell your man to bring the 'thing' on the floor to couples yoga while he is watching the game.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2385	I don't care if it Aladdin swore by it, you'll have to use a yoga mat like the rest of us.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2386	No, the studio doesn't need "classin' up".	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2387	I ordered a zen rug, not a Persian rug.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2388	The community class is at 3.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2389	Using a flying carpet to attain the Eagle pose is frowned upon!	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2390	I came to get down.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2391	We took the family pack	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2392	Let's just start with an all natural diet	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2393	Persia is not known as a yoga mat manufacturing centre.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2394	How much bliss do you need?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2395	It's 100% organic.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2396	I'm sorry, we don't offer a group rate.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2397	Do your choices affect others? Consider your actions.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2398	Planning on expanding your practice, I assume?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2399	It's 3 doors down for the men's class.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2400	Did you get in with the two-for-one special?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2401	Sorry, IRANIAN yoga rug.	1.0000	0.13363	8	8	0	0
2402	Yes, we stretch here. The bullpen for pitching from the stretch is next door.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2403	Okay, I'll check-in my sense of superiority if you check-in that carpet	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2404	I think you want the place up the street -- Downward Doggy Style.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2405	Yes, we believe yoga is a religious experience. No, you cannot bring your own prayer rug.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2406	You've been living in that "mine's bigger than your's" world much too long	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2407	I'm sorry, this is a no-fly zone.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2408	A genie better be in there and grant me 3 wishes if you plan on rolling that out in my class. Namaste.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2409	I guarantee you, a small rug is wonderful, there's no problem, I guarantee you.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2410	You can start by getting your rug off of Barbara’s head.	1.0000	0.13363	8	8	0	0
2411	what 'Room' ?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2412	What's with the rug, Matt?	1.0000	0.13363	8	8	0	0
2413	Your website said to bring your own mat	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2414	Sir, shoes aren't allowed in the studio.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2415	I'm sorry, our Neanderthal-looking-for-a-date class meets on yesterdays.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2416	Is it medicinal?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2417	I don't care how wealthy you are, you can't use a your expensive Persian rug in this class.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2418	Your guy says the whole class can have 80% off yoga mats this week only.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2419	Sorry, today is Dog Facing East. Yesterday was Doofus Carrying Rug.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2420	This is Hatha, not Mansplay yoga.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2421	The introduction to pre-yoga class is tomorrow.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2422	Are you here to pray or stretch? No, we don't allow naps.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2423	Your small-man, big-mat compensation issues are starting to hurt my business.	1.0000	0.10541	10	10	0	0
2424	Have you seen my sister Cleo?	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2425	Sorry, Mr. Perkins--but your small rug on top is even scarier than the big one for your bottom.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2426	We lie on our mats not fly on them.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2427	Salesman or no, yoga doesn't involve flying on a magic carpet.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2428	Oh, I forgot, Ben. You skipped second grade to play baseball, and second grade is when we learned the difference between a rug and a mat.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2429	May I take your brother's measurements as long as he's here?	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2430	Why don't you ask the rest of your crew to join us?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2431	Remember, no flying more than two feet above the floor.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2432	this is yoga not a carpet store	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2433	At 'Bow Down Yoga', we find our inner bliss on yoga mats, not area rugs.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2434	Miley's here.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2435	Magic carpet rides are not allowed.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2436	I admire your ambition.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2437	That would have to be the early evening family class	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2438	No you can't bring your dog, it's Bow Down Yoga, not Bow Wow	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2439	If that thing can fly, I suggest you use it.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2440	Wrong space sir. Rehearsals for Anthony and Cleopatra are held in the upstairs studio.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2441	No, we don't supply the chair and television.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2442	Size doesn't matter to me.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2443	," "May the floors be with you."	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2444	"You can try, sir, but I question if you and your rug are a fit for our program.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2445	Her Bow Down dog soiled the rug	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2446	Together would be nice, but I'm allergic to dust.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2447	How many times do I have to tell you that size doesn't matter?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2448	I do appreciate your trying but we are just not on the same page.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2449	The BYO class is downstairs.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2450	You don't look very stretchy.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2451	It helps absorb my sweat, but does very little for my excessive leering.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2452	Late for class after one of those 1001 nights again?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2453	Sir, this is yoga. Size does not matter.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2454	You’ve either signed up for Hatha or the stick welding course next door.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2455	I'm sorry, Spousal Disposal Inc is two doors down.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2456	Just a thought, natural wool may chafe.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2457	Sorry, there are no hemp mats allowed.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2458	No we don't do juice and crackers.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2459	Let me guess, you're here for broga? 2nd floor.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2460	You're overcompensating for a weak second chakra.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2461	This is a beginners class.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2462	My wife is lost in thought. Can you please tell her that she promised the kid's that she would take them to the park today?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2463	A one-percenter Downward-facing Dog? Nowhere near me, dude.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2464	Sorry, Oriental Rug Yoga isn't until 7PM right after Trampoline Yoga.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2465	I'm sorry but your too well adjusted for our program.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2466	You want the flying lessons; that's up on the roof level.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2467	Do you need help moving your furniture in?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2468	This is Yoga class, the "Aladdin" tryouts are down the hall.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2469	I specifically ordered 3-inch memory foam padding beneath. Where is it?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2470	Can you help me unwind?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2471	Am I supposed to be impressed?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2472	I'm sorry but "scatter rug" yoga is not a thing.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2473	Good, now hold that position until you achieve yin.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2474	Your name might be Matt, but it's still a rug.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2475	Are you going to kill and roll me up in that rug.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2476	Remember, speak softly and carry a big shovel.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2477	Take her, and put her in the garbage truck.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2478	A mix of hot yoga and body wraps.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2479	This won't be a sleepover.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2480	I don't care if it's soft and fluffy.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2481	Sorry, the normcore class doesn't start until 11:00	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2482	Overcompensating Mr. Smith?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2483	I said I wanted a crumpet not a carpet!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2484	Bow, not bro	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2485	There is no 'I' in Yoga Mat!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2486	This is a No Manspreading zone.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2487	Unfortunately, our schedule does not allow time for a ceremony to honor Mr. Berra.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2488	No. 'Till the fat lady sings.' was his mantra.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2489	At Bow Down we do not allow the picking up of a partner.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2490	No, I'm afraid using a bigger mat will not 'make yoga great again.'	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2491	“winning isn’t about carrying a mountain and moving a step-but about carrying Pebble and taking a leap”.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2492	Not that kind of bow down	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2493	Magic carpet ride huh?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2494	Honey how many times do I have too tell you? Stop stealing our neighbors carpet for your own personal use.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2495	We don't allow full-size rugs in here. It makes the mats feel self-conscious.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2496	Our class for the refreshingly un-commercialized starts next week	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2497	Your karma is just pitiful.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2498	Tell Cleopatra that Julius is not here on Monday's.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2499	Only if it doesn't levitate.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2500	Yes, I did say you could bring your own yoga mat.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2501	OK, the brochure says a gentler class comfortable for beginners, but that is not one of the recommended mats.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2502	No, no cheese, I said chi.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2503	We're not planning on flying at all! A simple mat will do.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2504	In yoga we use mats -- not runners, neither floor nor designated.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2505	Yo, sorry I'm not down with this Dog.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2506	I said hot mat, not hot rug.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2507	My downward tapestry has really improved of late.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2508	No, you can't "tail-gaze" while we do Downward Dog	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2509	I'm sorry, but we don't allow Persians.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2510	I said, "Carpe Diem", not "Carpet Today".	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2511	Your rug or mine?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2512	It'll come in handy when I start "Yoga for Rug Rats."	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2513	I see you're here for the Persian Yoga class.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2514	Who are you? And what have you done with Cleo?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2515	I can't meditate on a plastic mat !	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2516	Namaste. I suppose Home Depot was out of berber?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2517	If you turn to your left you'll be facing East.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2518	Sorry - for rug carry you need Cross Fit down the street.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2519	Nothing brings me inner peace like my prayer rug.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2520	Wow, I'll bet you are the mood for some rhythmic breathing.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2521	Even though you may have learned it in 2nd grade, in this class you don't have to bring enough for everyone.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2522	Working class is in Studio Two.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2523	Which way is Mecca?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2524	No we don't clean rugs as well.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2525	Small hands, big mat ?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2526	I insist. Men first!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2527	This is a yoga class, not a beer and weed hangout.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2528	Perhaps you were looking for the Fight Club down the street.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2529	This is Bow Down not Lay Down Yoga.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2530	I hope you realize, that this will triple your class fee.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2531	Please stop referring to it as the doggie pose, Lewis.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2532	Meditate on this: Oriental yoga matts are not permitted!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2533	I don't care if you paid full price at Restoration Hardware.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2534	Please take off your shoes and socks, we practice barefoot.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2535	Space being a finite resource, we have to double your rates.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2536	OK, maybe you're just not cutout for yoga. But I tell ya what, how about I refer you to that CrossFit gym around the corner?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2537	No, Alladin, I do not wish to try a new position with you on your magic carpet!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2538	Are you trying to perfect "The Recumbent Man"?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2539	I asked for wall-to-wall.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2540	Body's out back.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2541	No, I am not able to make you genie appear during Shavasana.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2542	If you're into yoga mat envy, you've come to the wrong place."	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2543	ManFlow Yoga is on Tuesday nights.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2544	I didn't know Goliath was into yoga.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2545	Bring him to Room. (The true story.)	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2546	Your Suburban and Bar-B-Que are double-parked.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2547	Loose the silly hat!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2548	This is the crossfit gym, right?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2549	" I see you've been shopping at the one size fits all yoga mat store".	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2550	The Suds and Rugs is down the street	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2551	It is a gorgeous rug, but I think you'd be happier at "ElephantYoga" down the street.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2552	Look, Aladdin, you're welcome to stay, but please no flying this time. It distracts the others.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2553	At this point, she realized that the relationship was not going to work.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2554	Magic, Smagic, it's not welcome here!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2555	Honey, I said Vinyasa, not Persian...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2556	is that a tarp, or are you just happy to see me?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2557	Yes, but is it sticky?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2558	Now that you flew in on it, can you also shrink it?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2559	Your name is Matt not rug!	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2560	Double-wide yoga anyone?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2561	I see your rug rats will be joining us today.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2562	This is yoga, not carpet flying	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2563	I really need to change that 'Bring Your Own Mat' policy...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2564	The Season ends - never!	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2565	I asked you to bring the rolled yoga mat, not the rug from the living room	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2566	Bow Down Yoga is a no manspreading zone.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2567	Shag costs double.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2568	Okay, I’ll agree size does matter; but you still can’t use it!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2569	You don't have the right standard equipment for this class.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2570	Magic Carpet rides are two doors down on the left.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2571	I must insist. No FLYING CARPETS !	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2572	Trump yoga's on the 5th floor.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2573	No, I am not interested in getting a rug burn with you.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2574	No, it isn't. Yoga for Dummies is down the hall, second door on your hand with the carpet.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2575	It's no picnic! Believe me!	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2576	Excuse me Sir, this is a yoga class, not a carpentry store!	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2577	You said bring a yoga mat, so I borrowed one from Aladdin.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2578	Soft and fuzzy? I think you have been misinformed.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2579	What's the matter?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2580	The yoga class from 1977 called and said they are waiting for you.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2581	If it's a flying carpet, ok.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2582	Mat, not carpet. And please leave your shoes at the door. and your hat.................oh, never mind !	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2583	How about we start you in our pre-yoga class?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2584	That ommm coming from your rug is our Yogi.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2585	Delivery new friend, unfurl and relax. We can move the new rug karma later.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2586	And did you bring you 5 gallon water bottle?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2587	It really ties the room together.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2588	Woman: You're clearly here as a spectator. Wouldn't it be easier to just go home and use your parents' internet? Guy: Nah, Imma stay	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2589	Surprisingly, I'm not at all surprised.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2590	No, that is NOT 'just stretching things'.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2591	Relax. I'm a real estate guy. This is just what we do.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2592	Of course you did.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2593	Well, it's clear we don't have to stretch your ego.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2594	You always have to over-compensate.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2595	Aren't you a bit rugged for our studio?	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2596	The workout isn't murderous!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2597	I need the bigger mat because they say yoga makes you expand.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2598	I don't care if that qualifies as a "mat" in your 5,000-square feet McMansion.	1.0000	0.13363	8	8	0	0
2599	'Wife rolled into rug' is not a pose.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2600	No, I said I wanted a Persian hug.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2601	How much mat lies matter.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2602	Tell Vinny once and for all; I pose, not dispose, bodies.	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2603	It's supposed to be a mat not a flying carpet!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2604	You want more than your fair share, but you can't have it here, Mr. Trump.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2605	Please understand that we have only recently overcome the last flea infestation.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2606	I think you're looking for yoga for yutzes.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2607	Bro Down Yoga is two blocks over.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2608	Your parents' basement is two doors down.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2609	Alternative group participation starts next week.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2610	Our beginner's class includes a session on "Yoga for the tragically un-hip"	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2611	Is this your first yoga class?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2612	Going to one yoga class is not going to cause you to suddenly sprout a third eye.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2613	Ultimate manspeading. Not very namaste.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2614	You just said bring a mat	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2615	A little presumptively ambitious, don't you think?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2616	Oh, how sweet, that's so last millennium	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2617	Sorry sir, only sandwich-grade mats are allowed in this club.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2618	Non hotrgular guy with Napalese rug yoga is next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2619	We're done. You can set up for "Bro'ga" now.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2620	Really? You want to man spread in here?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2621	If that's not made of wheatgrass, get it out of here.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2622	The flyer said this was Persian yoga.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2623	You won't impress anyone with the size of your man rug.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2624	Another victim of the corpse pose.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2625	I think you've now reached the stage that some of the ancient masters called "jerkhood."	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2626	Ah yes, Persian mats are for the 1% class at 3 pm with Ambrosa in Studio Raj.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2627	If there's a dead body in rolled up in there, I'm not paying extra.	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2628	This is the wrong place for a 3 for the price of 2 carpet room offer - Namaste	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2629	Yours is bigger than mine but you will still need to follow my poses.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2630	It is better than last week's beach chair. Here, just use mine!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2631	Yes, I can see your mat is big enough for two, but no, I do not want to practice Kama Sutra positioning with you.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2632	You've been here before.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2633	Yes the Instructor position is open, but I must say, you looked better on paper, Mr. Guru	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2634	Do the Lotus Pose on that mat and you’ll have a rash in places I’d rather not talk about.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2635	Shagpile lightweight!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2636	This neighborhood just isn't what it used to be...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2637	Sir, if it's not an organic alpaca blend we can't have it here.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2638	Hello, Matthew.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2639	We prefer to use overpriced underlay, not the actual carpet.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2640	Think of the possibilities.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2641	Eric, your claim of a flying carpet is a bit of a stretch and has no charka value with me	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2642	This is Yoga class. The Mafia after school program is next door.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2643	Let's focus on your attachment hunger today.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2644	I think you've misunderstood. We are not a vanity gym.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2645	I'm sorry, I just broke up with a Persian.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2646	A magic carpet will not help your lotus pose.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2647	Eco yoga is next hour.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2648	And when will the furniture be arriving?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2649	I figured that you weren’t gay, even before you asked me out.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2650	It's not Lululemon, but it'll do.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2651	Trust me when I tell you the teacher won't allow it, I'm a vegan.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2652	Persian kickboxing is in the next room.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2653	I guess you could kill two birds with one stone, but kneeling east towards Mecca, means you won't be facing the instructor.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2654	Hold that pose right there until it hurts.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2655	Where do you want the body?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2656	Vinyasa League spring training meets in our Mookie Wilson studio down the hall.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2657	Was the doorman asleep again because that looks a lot like the rug in the lobby?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2658	Where do you want this prayer rug?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2659	Sometimes an exercise mat is just an exercise mat.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2660	I think you'll find this much different from home fitness videos.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2661	I don't believe that "killing two birds with one prayer rug" is how the old saying goes, sir.	1.0000	0.11785	9	9	0	0
2662	More yoga, less mansplaying.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2663	But that's our sex rug, honey. I said bring a yoga mat!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2664	You're about to feel an inner piece.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2665	The Trump Yoga class is next door.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2666	Delivery for Mrs Trump!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2667	Still living with your parents?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2668	The competitive yoga class is upstairs.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2669	I thought I told you to leave your rug at home. It's ruining the finish.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2670	I know you're a growing boy.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2671	We find our current fad here quite satisfactory at the moment, thank you.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2672	No, this is slim flexible yoga . . . regular guy's yoga is at the bar next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2673	Hi. I'm afraid we can't accept new members at the moment, I'm sorry. Many people seem to be looking for spirituality, at the moment. The elections, you know.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2674	Yes we do have beginner's classes.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2675	Extreme Rug Beating is next door	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2676	So, I understand you have something that can remove downward dog.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2677	I'm sorry but I believe your looking for the Trump class this is the Hilary class.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2678	Is that mat of yours big enough for two downward dogs or is that a magic carpet?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2679	Yes you do have to take out the body first.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2680	Your dust is clouding my chakra.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2681	You say it's sweat absorbing and gluten free?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2682	Small hands?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2683	your Yoga mat IS your magic carpet, not the other way	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2684	No, no, no. Not “namaste”. I said you and the rug must not stay.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2685	No hats allowed.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2686	I'm sorry, but manspreading is not actually a form of yoga.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2687	It's okay, as long as you sit on it and don't light up.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2688	We can probably handle the rug and the shoes today, but I am going to say no to the lamp and the couch.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2689	Welcome to my yoga studio, ma'am	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2690	No, this workout won't take you on a magic carpet ride.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2691	No, it's dog down yoga, not "doggie-style" yoga!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2692	Leave you mat and your ego at the door.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2693	TRY BIG BOY RUG YOGA AROUND THE CORNER	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2694	Just fly in, Aladdin?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2695	I don't care if Mr. Trump says you have to think huge to be huge--and no, yoga is not all about the square-footage!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2696	That's very flattering, but I'm afraid I only date within my own species.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2697	It's BOW down yoga, not HOE down yoga	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2698	My concerns have nothing to do with its being from Iran.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2699	Persian Sufi Hatha refers to the technique, Matt. Not the mat, Matt!	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2700	Sorry, your mat's not gluten-free.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2701	Yes Mr. Noffsinger, we received the call from your boss. I understand you are taking the company's softball league very seriously...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2702	I'm sorry sir, there are absolutely no shoes allowed in the yoga room. And, um, oh nothing.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2703	No, I don't know "Magic Carpet Ride".	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2704	You shouldn't compensate with your mat.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2705	You realize I only let you use that so we can reach our 80%, right?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2706	Who are you, Casey at the Mat?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2707	You really should not be forcing your girlfriend to come to class.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2708	Prayer rugs are a different tradition...	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2709	Nama-go, Yoga Berra!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2710	You may be disappointed to learn that lululemon has recalled all those see-through ladies yoga pants.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2711	We do Upward and Downward Facing Dog, but not Dog Did My Rug.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2712	I'm very mindfully asking you to stick that where the sun salutations don't shine. Namaste.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2713	Too comfortable. Men's yoga is upstairs.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2714	Your mat's too aggressive. This is a yoga class.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2715	Does it fly?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2716	Are you sharing that joint with all of us?	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2717	How long have you had these anger issues?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2718	You must be the Bro-ga instructor.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2719	Sir, this rug Nama-STAYS on the floor.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2720	A rug is NOT a mat, just bigger.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2721	You are not in the wilderness, you are not earning your Eagle Badge, and that's not a Yoga mat !	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2722	It's about your shoe size	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2723	Nooooo. The Magic Carpet Riding Class is on Thursdays.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2724	Yoga for The Carpetbagger meets in the basement.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2725	I understand your need to reduce the confusion, Matt, but that's a rug....	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2726	No- we don't offer Persian yoga here	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2727	Hard-core, are ya?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2728	I'm sorry; your mat is large enough for two or more. Yoga mats must be individual size. It's the law.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2729	Cleopatra, is that you?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2730	I'm sure your downward dog IS very furry.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2731	I could see, how much the studio's slogan "Come & Relax mind and body" inspired you.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2732	very amusing Cleo, but your still late!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2733	No, I ordered five one-foot mats.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2734	Are you disposing of a body?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2735	Isn't it the best place to sleep?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2736	Yes...it is possible, ancient Persia had some kind of Yoga. But...sir, that's not the point...	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2737	Technically you'd be munching my 'mat'	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2738	Our gift shop has affordable equipment options and financing terms are available.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2739	Even if yoga did originate in Persia the answer is still "NO:.	1.0000	0.18257	6	6	0	0
2740	We're not here for a slideshow.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2741	That isn't minimalist enough...	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2742	The beginners class is at noon. Ok, well I'll be back and namaste to you.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2743	No, your hemp mat will not get the class high, but you are welcome to use it.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2744	Sorry, in this studio, size doesn't matter.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2745	Take your rug and your New York Values outta here.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2746	Flying lessons are next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2747	Yes, I can see there is room for two on your mat.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2748	I am assuming that your new body is in there.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2749	The drapes don't match EVERY carpet dorkwad.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2750	No, I will not turn over all of my cash, unless you have something pointy rolled up in that carpet.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2751	Dump your stuff. Come with me. Tranquility awaits.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2752	Rug is optional, no hat and shoes, definitely no white socks.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2753	The Boston Red Sox prayer group meets upstairs in about an hour.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2754	I see yoga does matter to you!	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2755	It is not just a yoga mat, it is a yoga flying carpet.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2756	You say the Queen of Sheba came to bow down?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2757	Ah, you found Mr. Trump's toupee.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2758	Your reputation here’s gone downward, dawg.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2759	No, you may not market 'PhatMats' here.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2760	I see from your magic carpet you are looking for yogic flying. It's next door	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2761	I disagree. I don't think we need to add a class called "Bro-ga"	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2762	No, you can't just 'drop a body off' here.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2763	Not Mysore, eyesore.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2764	No, Yogi Berra Yoga is two doors down.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2765	A slot just came available this afternoon in our gym-rat, large-rug, White men can't yoga class.	1.0000	0.70711	2	2	0	0
2766	We don't do magic carpet rides here—try the Steppenwolf music studio next door.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2767	I think you're more of a runner than a yogi.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2768	OK Aladdin! But if it leaves the ground, you're out of here!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2769	I doubt that you'll do any better with a magic carpet than with an ordinary yoga mat.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2770	Why not? I do some of my best moves on this carpet.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2771	Nobody said “no carpet” This mat is not even on the market yet. This isn’t the carpet class, right? My wife said something about laying down in Yoga class.	1.0000	0.13363	8	8	0	0
2772	This is Bow Down Yoga sir not Bow Down Yogi.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2773	Your Magic Carpet cannot pause in my Studio!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2774	Is this the macho man yoga class?	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2775	That rug has to go - I can't be flexible.	1.0000	0.15430	7	7	0	0
2776	I can guarantee that your frequency will rise, sir.	1.0000	0.13363	8	8	0	0
2777	Sorry, the flying carpet classes are next door.	1.0000	0.22361	5	5	0	0
2778	I don't care if it's a genuine Persian yoga mat, it doesn't meet health and safety standards and I could loose my licence!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2779	It's the finest, pure breed, free-roaming Himalayan Yak hair.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2780	tepraC cigaM yM	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2781	Send Henrietta back. She's beyond our help.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2782	You're in the outward bow down class.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2783	Still man-spreading, Robert?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2784	"Get out of the well. Stop playing with that ceiling roller and give me a help".	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2785	I like the mat, but your outfit sucks.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2786	Please don't light that smudge stick in here.	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2787	I heard the World was ending, and wanted to ask God if he could postpone this event a one more time.	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0
2788	Let me guess--You bought your mat at Costco?	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2789	''Magic carpet rides is the new yoga. ''	1.0000	0.28868	4	4	0	0
2790	'Yoga mat,' not 'Yurt carpet'!	1.0000	0.40825	3	3	0	0

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