| Name | Value |
|---|---|
| Submission deadline | - |
| Voting started | 2016-03-08 |
| Voting ended | - |
| Finalists announced | - |
| Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | 2016-03-21 (estimated) |
| Number of captions | 4399 |
| Number of responses | 43120 |
| Number of participants | 759 |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
| Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | We're pretentious, not ostentatious. | 2.2500 | 0.16801 | 32 | 11 | 2 | 19 |
| 1 | Broga meets on the 2nd floor. | 2.0000 | 0.24152 | 16 | 7 | 2 | 7 |
| 2 | Please put that back in reception. | 1.9000 | 0.17951 | 10 | 2 | 7 | 1 |
| 3 | I told you to bring your own, that's from our lobby. | 1.8571 | 0.17719 | 14 | 4 | 8 | 2 |
| 4 | Let her out, Fred. | 1.8462 | 0.24926 | 13 | 6 | 3 | 4 |
| 5 | First visit? | 1.8462 | 0.22206 | 13 | 5 | 5 | 3 |
| 6 | I'm sorry, but we cancelled the order because Governor Christie has dropped the class. | 1.8333 | 0.24100 | 12 | 5 | 4 | 3 |
| 7 | Sorry, that won't fly! | 1.8333 | 0.20719 | 12 | 4 | 6 | 2 |
| 8 | I'm sorry, we don't allow performance enhancing rugs. | 1.8333 | 0.16667 | 12 | 3 | 8 | 1 |
| 9 | Man cave yoga is in the back. | 1.8182 | 0.26348 | 11 | 5 | 3 | 3 |
| 10 | Look, you and I both know that doesn't fly in here. | 1.8182 | 0.29598 | 11 | 6 | 1 | 4 |
| 11 | Yoga for idiots is tomorrow. | 1.7857 | 0.21429 | 14 | 6 | 5 | 3 |
| 12 | I assume you are new at this. | 1.7778 | 0.32394 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 3 |
| 13 | First class? | 1.7692 | 0.23077 | 13 | 6 | 4 | 3 |
| 14 | Magic carpet yoga is on the roof | 1.7500 | 0.21760 | 12 | 5 | 5 | 2 |
| 15 | We voted to allow the rug, but not the coffee table. | 1.7500 | 0.31339 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| 16 | If she's actually dead, I don't think yoga can help. | 1.7500 | 0.25000 | 12 | 6 | 3 | 3 |
| 17 | First time here? | 1.7500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 4 | 7 | 1 |
| 18 | No, I'm pretty sure all of the hotties have their own mats. | 1.7500 | 0.21760 | 12 | 5 | 5 | 2 |
| 19 | Our position on this is inflexible. | 1.7500 | 0.31339 | 8 | 4 | 2 | 2 |
| 20 | Not if it was the last mat on Earth. | 1.7500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 3 | 4 | 1 |
| 21 | Your failure to follow instructions is restricting my infinite bliss. | 1.7500 | 0.25000 | 12 | 6 | 3 | 3 |
| 22 | You're sure it's the one you came in with, and not my missing office rug? | 1.7500 | 0.25000 | 12 | 6 | 3 | 3 |
| 23 | The rug can stay but those tube socks have got to go. | 1.7500 | 0.27866 | 12 | 7 | 1 | 4 |
| 24 | First day? | 1.7273 | 0.27273 | 11 | 6 | 2 | 3 |
| 25 | This is just like that time you brought the foam finger to the ballet. | 1.7273 | 0.19498 | 11 | 4 | 6 | 1 |
| 26 | These better be natural fibers. | 1.7273 | 0.27273 | 11 | 6 | 2 | 3 |
| 27 | Everyone is equally welcome here. But you need to leave. | 1.7273 | 0.27273 | 11 | 6 | 2 | 3 |
| 28 | I'm afraid that won't fly | 1.7273 | 0.23706 | 11 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
| 29 | Let's say smaller is better sometimes. | 1.7273 | 0.23706 | 11 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
| 30 | You must be the new guy. | 1.7273 | 0.19498 | 11 | 4 | 6 | 1 |
| 31 | This is a traditional Yoga studio. Polyvinyl Chloride mats only. | 1.7273 | 0.23706 | 11 | 5 | 4 | 2 |
| 32 | Normally we use smaller mats, but I'm flexible. | 1.7000 | 0.30000 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
| 33 | You can stay but no grunting or high fiving this time. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
| 34 | Unfortunately, we are not flexible on mats. | 1.7000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 4 | 5 | 1 |
| 35 | Namaste. Now beat it. | 1.7000 | 0.30000 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
| 36 | The rug is fine. It's the Red Sox cap that offends my chakras. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
| 37 | Men always think it's about size. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
| 38 | Your first time here? | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
| 39 | Ok, mansplain this one. | 1.7000 | 0.30000 | 10 | 6 | 1 | 3 |
| 40 | Even when you try to do things I love you irritate me. | 1.7000 | 0.26034 | 10 | 5 | 3 | 2 |
| 41 | One does not win at yoga. | 1.6667 | 0.25624 | 12 | 7 | 2 | 3 |
| 42 | Let me guess, you drive a Hummer | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
| 43 | Sorry, we don't permit manspreading here. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 44 | Sorry, but to free your spirit from the illusory confines of the material world, you'll need our hundred-dollar yoga mat. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 45 | Put it back in the foyer. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 46 | Persian yoga is down the hall. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
| 47 | You must be the guy from Om Depot. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 48 | We meditate, not levitate. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 49 | This is the Yoga room; Antiques Roadshow is in Studio C. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 50 | OK, it stays. But the recliner and the flat-screen have to go. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 51 | Very simply, because vinyl mats have been used for millennia. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 52 | Yoga doesn't have a shortstop position. | 1.6667 | 0.33333 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 |
| 53 | I'm sorry, but mats must be 100% unnatural. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 54 | I suggest that you assume the Exiting Patron position. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
| 55 | Please remove your hat and shoes, and place your mat under the coffee table. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
| 56 | I was wrong about yoga being for everyone. | 1.6667 | 0.33333 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 |
| 57 | Sure you do - and I play Rugby. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 58 | It's not me, it's you. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 59 | Personal space issues? | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
| 60 | Dig deep as you contemplate the difference between a rug and a mat. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 61 | My guess is that the 8:00 session probably has the best hooters. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 62 | This is Power Yoga. Persian Yoga is next door. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
| 63 | We have decided to go with the laminate. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 64 | There's no such thing as a yoga rug, Jay. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 65 | Please sir, we leave our shoes by the door | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 66 | You do realize that shoes and socks are not acceptable | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 67 | Before we start you're going to have to cut a rug. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 68 | And I suppose your name is Aladdin. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
| 69 | I think we'd be more comfortable if you took our course online. | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
| 70 | Stop calling me Jasmine. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 71 | Your first pose will be one I call "Restraining Order." | 1.6667 | 0.23570 | 9 | 4 | 4 | 1 |
| 72 | Paleo yoga is tomorrow. | 1.6667 | 0.33333 | 9 | 6 | 0 | 3 |
| 73 | Broga? | 1.6667 | 0.16667 | 9 | 3 | 6 | 0 |
| 74 | I knew the Iran deal was a mistake. | 1.6667 | 0.28868 | 9 | 5 | 2 | 2 |
| 75 | Let me guess, you're voting for Trump? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 76 | "What do you mean you killed your wife"? | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 77 | Yo Yoga? That's across the street. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 78 | Because yoga mats aren't meant to 'tie the room together'. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| 79 | You're calling me 'inflexible'? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 80 | I'm sorry there is no such thing as 'super size' yoga | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 81 | You must become one with the exit. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| 82 | First time doing yoga? | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| 83 | No, we can't accommodate man spreading | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 84 | I'm guessing this is your first time? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 85 | There's no room for manspreading down the eightfold path. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 86 | The magic carpet class is upstairs. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| 87 | I think it'll really tie the room together. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 88 | Sorry no hats allowed. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 89 | Come back when you have a higher level of consciousness. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 90 | I suggest you try Pilates. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 91 | Unroll my student and leave before I call the police. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 92 | I’m not your “dude.” | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 93 | I'm sorry, but everyone has to come willingly. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 94 | No, it's not because you're Muslim... | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 95 | We are flexible. Just not in that way. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 96 | I don't care if it is a magic carpet; it won't help you with the difficult poses. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 97 | Are you by yourself? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 98 | You might want to stick with baseball. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 99 | Your first time? I never would have guessed! | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 100 | 'Downward Dude' isn't a pose. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 101 | You can join the class, but no bragging about the thread count. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 102 | The manspreading class is down the hall. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 103 | You'd be surprised how inflexible we can sometimes be. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 104 | I'm sorry, "one with the rug" doesn't start until 4:20 | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 105 | Looks like you really want to feel the burn. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 106 | I see that you're still living with your mother. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 107 | Flying lessons are on the Top Floor | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 108 | That carpet belongs in the reception area. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| 109 | First time? | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 110 | Before we start lets talk about expectations | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 111 | Harold, this is just one of the many reasons we've got to break it off. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 112 | Body disposal is out back. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| 113 | It smells like your dog has been doing more than downward facing on that thing. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 114 | Oh sorry, this is Hatha Yoga. Persian Yoga is tomorrow. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| 115 | It's not the size of your mat, it's the angle of your downward facing dog that matters. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| 116 | Please put that back in the reception area and I will lend you a mat for today. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 117 | Fine, as long as your downward dog doesn't bite. | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 118 | That wasn't funny when we were dating either | 1.6250 | 0.26305 | 8 | 4 | 3 | 1 |
| 119 | Bro-ga doesn't start until 10. | 1.6250 | 0.18298 | 8 | 3 | 5 | 0 |
| 120 | Bro Yoga is two doors down. | 1.6250 | 0.32390 | 8 | 5 | 1 | 2 |
| 121 | May I suggest you work on your outer self first. | 1.6000 | 0.22111 | 10 | 5 | 4 | 1 |
| 122 | Numiskul. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
| 123 | This is New York, people don't LIVE in that big of an area. | 1.5714 | 0.29738 | 7 | 4 | 2 | 1 |
| 124 | It's not the carpet. It's the hat. | 1.5556 | 0.17568 | 9 | 4 | 5 | 0 |
| 125 | Yes, you can do all your exercises facing Mecca. | 1.5556 | 0.29397 | 9 | 6 | 1 | 2 |
| 126 | And what state you do hope to attain with that? | 1.5556 | 0.24216 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 |
| 127 | Welcome to Bow Down Yoga, where we really, really try not to be judgmental. | 1.5556 | 0.24216 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 |
| 128 | How do you expect to gentrify this neighborhood with that? | 1.5556 | 0.24216 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 |
| 129 | No, our allotment of floor space is not based on the gender pay gap. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 130 | I'm sure it would help you to relax, but you can't smoke that in here. | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 131 | You must be the new bro-ga instructor. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 132 | You're right. A rug does make it feel like there's no place like "om". | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 133 | So the only practice you've had is the 7th inning stretch? | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 134 | Only if it flies. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 135 | I understand it really ties the room together; it's more an issue of space. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 136 | Put the instructor back. . .now. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 137 | The new body you get is supposed to be your own. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 138 | ...because rubber mats don't have mites and chiggers | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 139 | You're new here, aren't you? | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 140 | I don't care if it really ties your mind, body, and spirit together. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 141 | When I said that it was okay to bring a big, bushy carpet I was talking to the women in the class. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 142 | The Yoga for Dummies class starts at noon. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 143 | No, the complaints have not been about your baseball cap. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 144 | Fred, it's actually the socks. | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 145 | Ok, but would you mind being anti-establishment in the corner? | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 146 | Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at Party Down Yoga? | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 147 | It doesn't need to tie the room together. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 148 | And you CAN'T listen to the ballgame either... | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 149 | Let me guess, you have a coupon. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 150 | Sorry, we do not allow rugrats. | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 151 | Is this because I brought kale salad to your Super Bowl party? | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 152 | Oh yes, this was an empty lot not too long ago... all yoga studios and coffee shops now | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 153 | Sorry, we don't teach flying carpet. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 154 | I'm surprisingly OK with the hat, wrist bands, and rug, but I just can't look past the tube socks. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 155 | Do you have a note from your wife? | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 156 | A "patina of cat hair" does not count as "chi". | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 157 | We get it. You're straight. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 158 | The rug can stay,but that hat has to go | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 159 | I'm here for the Persian yoga session. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 160 | You're really challenging my bliss right now. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 161 | Sorry, Bow Wow Yoga doesn't meet here anymore. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 162 | I'm sorry, this studio doesn't allow manspreading. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 163 | I can't believe you wore that hat here. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 164 | No, I've never heard of the grand master Yogi Berra. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 165 | No, Kevin, this is the opposite of 'trying.'' | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 166 | So, I understand you were home schooled. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 167 | Well, okay....if it's from India. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 168 | Sorry, we're not that flexible. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 169 | Bigger isn't always better, Ron. | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 170 | You weren't listening. I said I need a hug | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 171 | Very funny. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 172 | Om-M-G | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 173 | This is Amazon's best selling mat? | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 174 | I'm sorry, we only do spiritual cleansing. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 175 | The light in me honors the clueless in you. Namaste. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 176 | You have to stop asking the girls to join your "magic mat." | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 177 | Sorry, Persian Yoga for Beginners is on Wednesdays. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 178 | The dress code is sort of implied. | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 179 | Beat it! | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 180 | My boss said you can use the rug if you promise to keep your clothes on this time. | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 181 | Clawing my way up this downward dog eat downward dog world. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 182 | Here, this has seen one too many downward squatting dogs. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 183 | Will you be facing East? | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 184 | Put the body over with the others. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 185 | I'm fine with your choice of yoga mat. But the table and chairs will have to stay outside. | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 186 | Your nonconformity does not conform to our nonconformity. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 187 | There's no manspreading in this class! | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 188 | Most of the other boyfriends just wait outside. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 189 | Red neck power yoga is down the hall. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 190 | I'm very sorry sir but we don't have a first-class section. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 191 | I saw that rug in the lobby | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 192 | So, new to yoga? | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 193 | I said carpe diem! | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 194 | Alladin's class is cancelled. He had to take off. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 195 | Try to think of yoga as everything that you are not. | 1.5000 | 0.18898 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 0 |
| 196 | Delivery? Oh, the coroner is next door. | 1.5000 | 0.32733 | 8 | 6 | 0 | 2 |
| 197 | The "Broga" class isn't until 6pm. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 198 | Sorry, you can't wear sneakers in here. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 199 | That's right - if you take up two spaces, you pay double the fee. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 200 | But 'home court advantage' does nothing for your practice. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 201 | What it is it with men and their obsession with size? | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 202 | You're right- we don't need to do everything together. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 203 | That's Jeannie's mat. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 204 | That's the worst pick-up line I've ever heard. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 205 | It smells like your down dog peed on it. | 1.5000 | 0.26726 | 8 | 5 | 2 | 1 |
| 206 | The Corpse Pose does not require a corpse. | 1.4444 | 0.24216 | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 |
| 207 | Unless you can make it fly, it's still a no. | 1.4444 | 0.24216 | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 |
| 208 | You'll have to remove your hat. | 1.4444 | 0.24216 | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 |
| 209 | Do you take a couch to a baseball game? | 1.4444 | 0.24216 | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 |
| 210 | The manspreading class is at 4 pm. | 1.4444 | 0.24216 | 9 | 6 | 2 | 1 |
| 211 | Maybe after class, I can take you on a magic carpet ride? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 212 | What do you mean, 'Make Yoga Great Again'? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 213 | That's not how we roll. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 214 | I'm sorry the magic carpet class just ended | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 215 | We're not THAT flexible. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 216 | You here for a yoga class or to hide a body? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 217 | Carpetbagger. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 218 | Just fly in? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 219 | And is your whole team going to join you? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 220 | Yes, we are flexible but.... | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 221 | You didn't have an allergy to latex last night. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 222 | We like our foods natural but our mats synthetic. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 223 | How hard is it to Google ‘yoga mat’? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 224 | Let me guess -- just got divorced? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 225 | I am afraid your area rug will invade my personal space | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 226 | Is it moth proof | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 227 | I don't care if it was your grandmother's. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 228 | I signed up for the Premium Membership | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 229 | Believe me, Bob, nobody will be bending down into your personal space. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 230 | Is this your first class? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 231 | Not a prayer. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 232 | You must have learned yoga in California. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 233 | I'm sure you'd be more comfortable at our sister studio: Bro Down Yoga. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 234 | Persian yoga was at 2pm | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 235 | If, as you say, this is a magic carpet, then it's not a yoga mat, is it? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 236 | The magic carpet class has been canceled. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 237 | Oh, you'll feel the burn alright. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 238 | We don't allow wool mats in our vegan studio. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 239 | That will be useful for when you pass out and we have to move you. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 240 | Okay, okay, I'll stop calling you "Yoga Matt". | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 241 | I'm guessing you haven't been here before. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 242 | I'm sorry but you can't take naps here anymore. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 243 | Who is taking the class, you or Cleopatra? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 244 | Trump Yoga is upstairs. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 245 | You're a little too hipster to participate | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 246 | We don't allow man-spreading here. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 247 | I'm sorry sir, we do not offer high intensity yoga classes. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 248 | We don't need carpet braggers! | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 249 | Bet you bring a typewriter to Starbucks too. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 250 | Well Mister Enjoys Yoga and Long Walks on the Beach, there's no Kathy here. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 251 | The hat isn't the problem. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 252 | No, the flying carpet class is down the hall. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 253 | That's not my area. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 254 | It's unorthodox, but I suppose a magic carpet would work as well as a mat. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 255 | This is your problem Dave..you always have to be different. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 256 | No must stay. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 257 | First time with yoga? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 258 | Why the shoes? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 259 | No,the other ladies would not like to share your mat with you. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 260 | The Dude wants his rug back. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 261 | You're putting me in a tough position here, Greg. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 262 | Jules, did you see a sign on the door that read 'Dead Nigger Storage'? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 263 | Actually, size does matter. So does smell. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 264 | Yoga for Dummies class is next door. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 265 | Have you considered joining our pre-beginners class? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 266 | Sorry...no larger than 4 X 3, one color and no intrusive designs. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 267 | I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I don't think this relationship is going to work. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 268 | Sorry, but the "Angry White" yoga class has been cancelled until after the Republican debates. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 269 | Feeling a bit inadequate today? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 270 | Why don't you start with the man cave, couch potato, reclining sloth pose. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 271 | Extreme yoga is on the second floor. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 272 | You're like some guy with an RV camper going backpacking. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 273 | That isn't how we roll! | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 274 | I don't care if it really ties the room together, you need a yoga mat. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 275 | I'm sorry but yoga is not a spectator sport. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 276 | Blue collar yoga is upstairs. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 277 | Our policies are not flexible. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 278 | Sorry, we don't do the Seventh Inning Stretch. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 279 | Sorry, Persian yoga is next door. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 280 | Leave your sarcasm at the door. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 281 | I guess in some cases we do judge here. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 282 | You know, size doesn't matter? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 283 | It's not about the rug, Lance. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 284 | Sorry, there's really no such thing as a 'pick-up game' in yoga. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 285 | First time I presume... | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 286 | This is my assertive pose. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 287 | Your mantra should be Hoover | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 288 | This is Hatha Yoga, sir, not Haha Yoga. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 289 | You know, yoga just might not be your thing. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 290 | If you can make that carpet fly, yes. Otherwise, no. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 291 | Are you here for a yoga class or are you moving in? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 292 | I'm here to set up for Aladdin's 2 o'clock. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 293 | What I told you last night about size does not apply here | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 294 | Compensate much? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 295 | I am sorry, this is not Persian Yoga. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 296 | Well, maybe Yoga isn't for everyone after all. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 297 | Sorry, but for our next class, that needs to Namaste at home. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 298 | This must be your first and last time. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 299 | No, the mat doesn't need to match the size of your ego. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 300 | We're a hot yoga studio and you're not hot. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 301 | We don't roll that way. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 302 | No frills yoga is down the hall | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 303 | Goodbye Ted. I'm sorry. It's not your energy, it's mine. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 304 | How thoughtful. You've brought enough yoga mat to share with the whole class. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 305 | Sit on it. Lie on it. Just don't try to smoke it. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 306 | The mosque is two doors down. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 307 | We get it. Your hands are big, the rug is big, just take of the Make America Great hat so we can get started. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 308 | We don't practice the couch potato position here. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 309 | That was an excellent 'Sup Dog.' | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 310 | You're absolutely certain this mat was grass-fed? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 311 | Your first yoga class? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 312 | I guess we need more targeted marketing. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 313 | I see you've mastered the dickhead pose. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 314 | This isn't Antique Roadshow. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 315 | I'm normally pretty flexible, but I just can't bend on this. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 316 | I've never heard of the "hibernating bear" position. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 317 | Am. I. Speaking. Slowly. Enough. For. You? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 318 | Well, at least you'll feel the burn. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 319 | You're welcome to use that rug, but I'll have to charge you for two people. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 320 | The difference is your Chakras know the difference. That's the difference. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 321 | You forgot the coffee and end tables | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 322 | I'm not that flexible. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 323 | Listen Aladdin, this is a yoga class, not a flight school. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 324 | Sorry, Bro Down Yoga is across the street. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 325 | I suppose re-purposing IS ecofriendly | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 326 | Looks like someone took corpse pose too seriously. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 327 | Compensating, are we? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 328 | It's BOW DOWN Yoga - not BEDOIN Yoga! | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 329 | If there's a body in there, you have to leave. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 330 | We don't accept Groupons. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 331 | We're promoting mat diversity. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 332 | So you intend to go right from chair pose to your noon prayer? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 333 | No manspreading. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 334 | We're here to stretch, Jimmy, not to fly. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 335 | You must be our lucky 'free trial' winner. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 336 | Persian yoga is Tuesdays and Thursdays. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 337 | I'm not sure it's relevant that the rug store was going out of business. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 338 | No, naptime is across the hall. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 339 | Sorry, manspreading isn't allowed here. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 340 | Wanda's Magic Carpet Ride is a block farther on the left. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 341 | Tell Mr. Trump he can use a regular mat like everyone else. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 342 | Just how much personal space do you need? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 343 | I'm guessing this is your first day of yoga ? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 344 | Yeah, this did used to be a rug store....... | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 345 | Namaleave. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 346 | You know you're paying for an extra slot, right? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 347 | It's a no-fly zone, Alladin. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 348 | This is Ashram Yoga, not afghan Yoga | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 349 | Magic carpet riding lessons are Thursday evenings at 8:00. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 350 | I just feel I need my own space for a while. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 351 | No, we can't teach your magic carpet to fly. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 352 | I don’t care if disallowing an Indian rug is antithetical. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 353 | Unless that's magic, it's not gonna fly here. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 354 | What? Are you pimping your ride? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 355 | This is hot yoga. The rug burn is tomorrow. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 356 | I am impressed. You rolled your own. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 357 | "Naps and snacks are not permitted' | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 358 | This is your first time, isn't it? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 359 | It's not the rug that concerns me. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 360 | Normally I'd bend over backwards... | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 361 | We're not as flexible as you might think. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 362 | This just means for our fishing trip next week, I get to bring whatever I want. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 363 | That won't fly in here. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 364 | Fine, just don't get a rug burn | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 365 | Sorry, but our yoga class for furniture movers is next week. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 366 | Yes, we are all in this together, but you do realize it's $1,468 per square foot don't you? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 367 | My problem? Let's start with your hat. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 368 | The spirit within me can't believe the spirit within you is here. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 369 | I love that you're protesting the commercialization of yoga culture, Jeremy. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 370 | Yo. Go. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 371 | No, we can't be flexible about this. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 372 | I see you're angry with establishment yoga. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 373 | Have you seen the instructor? | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 374 | Please find your breath elsewhere. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 375 | Don't Judge a Yogi By Their Mat | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 376 | Sorry. The flying carpet yoga class doesn’t start until next week. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 377 | Maybe you'd be happier at Cousin Eddie's Yoga Barn. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 378 | We don't do man's spread here. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 379 | It's yoga, yog-a, not yog-i. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 380 | Well it's better than Mr. Drew's bear skin. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 7 | 4 | 3 | 0 |
| 381 | Enlightenment happens AFTER conforming to social norms. | 1.4286 | 0.29738 | 7 | 5 | 1 | 1 |
| 382 | Your passive-aggressive schtick is wearing thin. Please go home and make dinner for the kids, okay? | 1.4000 | 0.22111 | 10 | 7 | 2 | 1 |
| 383 | Yoga-tta be kidding me. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 384 | What cha got there? Gonna take a magic carpet ride? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 385 | No, the Persian class was this morning. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 386 | You'll have to smoke that outside. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 387 | A larger mat will not help you master yoga any faster. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 388 | All yoga mats are oriental rugs, but not all oriental rugs are yoga mats. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 389 | No carpets allowed. Try fringe yoga down the street. | 1.3846 | 0.14044 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 |
| 390 | Even if your downward dog is a Persian mastiff, you can't use it. | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
| 391 | Let me guess--first time doing yoga? | 1.3750 | 0.18298 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| 392 | Please take your "special rug" and move your asanas out of here. | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
| 393 | Murder victim disposal is next door. | 1.3750 | 0.18298 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| 394 | We are not interested in making yoga great again. | 1.3750 | 0.18298 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| 395 | And I say you can't nama-'stay'. | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
| 396 | The first thing you have to learn is that less is more. | 1.3750 | 0.18298 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| 397 | Let's try to keep that mantra below stadium-noise level today, Chad. | 1.3750 | 0.18298 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| 398 | Actually, the rug is cool, but the socks gave to go. | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
| 399 | They stopped offering casual Fridays months ago. | 1.3750 | 0.18298 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| 400 | Thanks for leaving the beer keg outside. | 1.3750 | 0.18298 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| 401 | Please don't bring it again. It smells like one too many downward dogs. | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
| 402 | Where do you want me to put President Trump's yoga mat? | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
| 403 | First time? I can always spot the unbalanced. | 1.3750 | 0.18298 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 0 |
| 404 | It was given to me by a Yoga Genie | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
| 405 | I was here first! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 406 | The studio does not allow astro-turf, you need a yoga mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 407 | Unfortunately, nobody here goes by Jasmine! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 408 | I see you are keeping it old school with the handwoven yoga mat | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 409 | OK. You've made your point. I never should have forced you to come to yoga class. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 410 | For the last time, sir...there is no way you can do yoga in those shorts. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 411 | Assume the turn-around-and-get-the-hell-out-of-here pose, please. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 412 | You're definitely going to feel the burn. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 413 | But that rug really tied the room together. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 414 | Sir, your wife wasn't finished meditating. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 415 | Sorry. Today is Low Lunge. Plow Pose is next week. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 416 | I'm new too. Not as new as you. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 417 | Why must males always have bigger equipment? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 418 | No, we do not do sleepovers. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 419 | No, this is about exercise, not obedience. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 420 | Hmmm. Let me meditate on that one. ... | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 421 | That's what happens when you buy your mat from Craigslist. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 422 | Unless there is a more limber body in there, you can leave. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 423 | I'm just saying, there may be an issue with finding your inner balance. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 424 | It can't make your team win. But you will care less if they lose. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 425 | No, just hot yoga. Try 31st between Park and Lex for Persian. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 426 | This is for exercise, not prayer. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 427 | So first we breath slowly. And we are mindful. Then, we talk about your mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 428 | No, dude, I don't think it ties this room together at all. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 429 | Please understand there will be a $25 excess baggage fee. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 430 | I don't want to practice my downward dog pose next to a rug that smells like dog. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 431 | Fine . . . but when we go to the ballgame I get to take your recliner | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 432 | Shoes not allowed. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 433 | Henry, I never doubted that your's is bigger than mine. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 434 | Namaste Lance. You are the first Texan to try our Groupon. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 435 | This is "Bow Down Yoga". The "Moving Man Yoga" is next door | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 436 | A magic mat, you say? Can I use it to get fit without exerting myself? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 437 | Ixnay on the rug, ixnay on the Twister mat rolled up inside. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 438 | Size does matter | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 439 | Carpet and mat are not synonyms. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 440 | Thanks but it goes at the front door. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 441 | You will never reach Nirvana with that thing. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 442 | You know we have loaner mats, right? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 443 | Your third eye must be pretty farsighted. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 444 | Do you even yoga, bro? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 445 | I don't feel I'm ready to start a family. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 446 | You misunderstood, I asked for a hug! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 447 | This is kundalini, Persian yoga is down the street. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 448 | Namaste Dammit | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 449 | I liked you better when you carried a blanket, Linus. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 450 | Carpetbagger Yoga is across the street. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 451 | Pardon me, but if you don't have a more traditional yoga mat, get your asana out of here. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 452 | In yoga, unlike politics, size doesn't matter. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 453 | This is beginning yoga. We don't have a pathetically clueless yoga class. | 1.3333 | 0.16667 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 0 |
| 454 | Om my God. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 455 | Sorry, but at this studio we consider 'throw-ga' to be a radical fringe movement. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 456 | I don't care that Mr. Trump can only use a "Persian", we don't allow those anymore' We've sent all our "0rientals " back to their original countries. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 457 | It's nice that you're finally making an effort to share my interests, Mike, but maybe you should start with something else. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 458 | The mat is fine. It's your socks. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 459 | It's not the length, it's the girth. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 460 | There's a strict 'No tube sock' policy here at Bow Down Yoga. Now clear out of my spot! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 461 | Your mat is simply too large. Please stop calling me "inflexible". | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 462 | You're about to learn the 'upward salute' stance. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 463 | It's lovely, but we'll have to charge you for two spaces. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 464 | Beginning Yoga starts next week. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 465 | We only take plastic. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 466 | You needn't compensate here. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 467 | Put her back. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 468 | Did you want restorative or remedial? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 469 | The carpet we can handle. But your outfit... uber non-spiritual. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 470 | I don't know... just throw her skinny ass in the East River, or a dumpster. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 471 | Take a deep breath, then tell me what on earth you were thinking. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 472 | Flying carpet class is upstairs | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 473 | Let me guess. Your downward dog is a Great Dane. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 474 | Snug as a Bug Yoga is two doors down. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 475 | You say you're an intermediate to advanced level?? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 476 | It's not the mat,it's your socks. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 477 | Are you overcompensating for something? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 478 | I don't care if you were snug as a bug in a rug, no one snores in my class! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 479 | Overcompensating. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 480 | If someone dies during class, your job is to dispose of the body. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 481 | Well it smells like a dog crouched on it. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 482 | 2 words: Rug Burn. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 483 | Sorry, the experimental tantra yoga studio is the next building over. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 484 | Since this is your first time, we'll be flexible. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 485 | I don't have an "Aladdin" on the class roster. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 486 | Yogi's gym is down the street. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 487 | I would have to disagree. There is no such thing as a yoga area rug. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 488 | Share your pad? I'm touched. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 489 | Sorry. The do yoga Downton-Abbey-style is on Thursdays. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 490 | Yours always has to be bigger doesn't it? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 491 | Nah! Musty | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 492 | At least you made an effort this time. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 493 | I need my space | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 494 | Our ancient practice requires a polypropylene mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 495 | Nobody needs their carpet laid. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 496 | No carpetbaggers allowed. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 497 | Bow down refers to yoga positions, not to you. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 498 | Other non-recommended props include two cinder blocks and a jockstrap. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 499 | How typically male! Territorial! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 500 | I'm sorry. The flying carpet class is on Wednesdays. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 501 | Cut the rug. Dude. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 502 | What do you mean your downward dog isn't housebroken? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 503 | I said bring a mat to help "contemplate" not "compensate!" | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 504 | That's a bazaar yoga mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 505 | Because our people come from Lilliput, son. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 506 | You're lucky I'm flexible. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 507 | OK already. So size does matter. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 508 | Fair trade? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 509 | Your first pose will be the Dead Man's Stretch. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 510 | You don't get that much space. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 511 | Flying class is at 6:30 | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 512 | NASCAR yoga is next door. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 513 | No Charles, I definitely said lululemon -- not Home Depot. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 514 | I thought we agreed I'd get the rug. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 515 | Spinning is next door. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 516 | Downward dog is not the same as downward mobility. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 517 | Costco will always try to sell you more than you need! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 518 | Is there a body in there? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 519 | Yo, broheim - bro-ga is next door. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 520 | For greater harmony and unity, we require a matte blue mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 521 | We're feeling some conflict between our spartan mats and your Persian carpet. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 522 | Your "feng shui" is blocking my energy flow! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 523 | That goes by the door | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 524 | We're not giving flying lessons. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 525 | I don't care if it's got Cleopatra in it, you have to use ours. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 526 | I think you're looking for Yogi Berra Yoga down the block. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 527 | I thought manspreading was bad enough on the subway! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 528 | Please take your rug and beat it! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 529 | Persian yoga is at 9. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 530 | We don't allow performance enhancing rugs. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 531 | Carpet diem? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 532 | Broga? Yes, we embrace that in the basement. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 533 | Okay, you win. We can go back to doing less things together. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 534 | The man-cave workout offers free cable and complimentary bags of Doritos. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 535 | You're such a Darwinian. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 536 | Is that the rug from the studio lobby? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 537 | In your case 80% of success is NOT showing up. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 538 | Oh, one piece of advice- in here, the smaller the rug the greater the prestige | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 539 | Just lunge your way over to the yoga temple at the truck stop. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 540 | Yoga hasn't changed. You have. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 541 | Yes, Dick, bringing a 5' x 8' carpet to yoga class is a form of manspreading. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 542 | I told you not to wear socks | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 543 | Sorry, but yoga class is about conformity if nothing else. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 544 | Great first step. Now breathe. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 545 | No, I don't believe a magic rug will make the poses easier. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 546 | So, I take you're new to yoga? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 547 | Maybe EAST 23rd? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 548 | We're Reform Yoga here. You want the Orthodox place across the street. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 549 | We just do yoga here. The genie has moved his flying carpet classes to the cloud. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 550 | You're new. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 551 | Governor Christie's Mat Must Face Trump Tower, Not NJ! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 552 | Get serious, Ali Baba. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 553 | You're here to ogle women, aren't you? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 554 | Thank you for leaving your couch and TV home this time. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 555 | Actually, the bro-ga studio is next door. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 556 | Did your wife make you come ? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 557 | How many times do I have to tell you Joe? Size really doesn't matter. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 558 | Already I'm thinking this class might not be right for you. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 559 | Your yoga mat really ties the room together. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 560 | We don't do casual Fridays. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 561 | As long as it doesn't start to fly during class... | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 562 | An "oriental" rug? Sir, a yoga studio is no place for cultural appropriation. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 563 | I need it cleaned and back for my 2:40 to LA. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 564 | Actually, I can shove my head there | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 565 | I don't care how big Trump's yoga mat is - I still say he has small hands. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 566 | We don't care how you do it in South Dakota. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 567 | OK, I get it it, you don't want to take couple's yoga. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 568 | Sorry, that mat won't fly here. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 569 | "Downward dog" isn't what you think it is. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 570 | Bro-ga is tomorrow. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 571 | I said the "practice" was oriental. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 572 | Full-Contact Yoga is next door. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 573 | You'll have to pay for 2 spots. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 574 | Next class, please don't fly around the room so much. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 575 | You'll never achieve enlightenment with those socks and shoes. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 576 | I wanted ruggedly handsome, not handsomely rugged. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 577 | First yoga date? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 578 | I’m afraid I have to call you on the carpet. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 579 | Most expensive mat is not a part of our program. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 580 | Good flight? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 581 | . . . and then after your first free session, if you want to sign up, we'll require some form of enlightenment. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 582 | No hats allowed until October. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 583 | Let me explain how many different ways you're not going to meet any girls here. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 584 | The yogic flying class took off 30 minutes ago. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 585 | This is the last time you sneak in your yoga buddy. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 586 | Breathe deeply before you respond. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 587 | No rug, and no throne either. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 588 | "Too bad about the size of your penis". | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 589 | So when you unfurl it's emblazoned with a big Chicago Cubs logo? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 590 | That's so uncool; and besides your ex left 15 minutes ago. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 591 | No, I will NOT come home to vacuum. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 592 | Excellent mountain pose. Now make like a tree. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 593 | When will you learn that size doesn't matter?! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 594 | You may have a rug, but you don't have a prayer. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 595 | No, I don't want to go on a magic carpet ride. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 596 | This is Hatha. You want Berra. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 597 | Just because it's from India, that doesn't make it a yoga mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 598 | Wash it in cold, then dry it on high. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 599 | Trump Yoga is across the street. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 600 | This is Bikram. Persian is next door. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 601 | Yes, matspreading is a thing. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 602 | How inadequate is inadequate enough? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 603 | It's not enough that I have to deal with the hat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 604 | Magic carpet ride? Nice try. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 605 | Man-spreading is at 11:30. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 606 | I'm sorry, you may not nameste. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 607 | MAT, Mr. Donaldson, mat! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 608 | No shoes and hats sir. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 609 | Yoga for yokels is on the third floor. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 610 | You're early. Flying Carpet yoga starts tomorrow. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 611 | Home Depot is next door. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 612 | 'Abdullah's is one floor up.' | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 613 | You must be looking for the beginner's class down the hall | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 614 | Sorry but the Magic Carpet Dream Studio is two flights up. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 615 | The oriental class begins at 3 o'clock. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 616 | Up, up and away is not your Mantra! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 617 | Sir, you'll have to remove your footwear. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 618 | I don't care if your name is 'Big Matt,' your Chakra today is 'scram.' | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 619 | OK Jack, forget everything I said about size. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 620 | We're open to everyone, except you. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 621 | I’m not familiar with Bubba’s House of Yoga but I think you’ll find we do things a little differently here. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 622 | I'm sorry, your gift certificate declined. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 623 | No, Hell-Yeah Yoga is on EAST 37th St. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 624 | We don't welcome Republicans. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 625 | No, I'm sorry sir, but I can show you a position called "downward facing dork". | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 626 | Military yoga is down the hall. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 627 | That's remarkable, Harold, but we actually don't do any flying in this beginners' class. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 628 | We're full today, our next class is never. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 629 | You must be here for Aladdin. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 630 | Let's start with the cap and work our way down. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 631 | The rug is ok but the couch stays outside | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 632 | And no, I don’t think we need to tie the room together. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 633 | Why do guys always have to have the biggest? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 634 | "Nice - but you know, not everything has to be about size all the time'... | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 635 | Heck of a doobie Mr. Anderson. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 636 | Size does matter! Sure, I''l share your mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 637 | Sure, yours is bigger than mine. Now, let's see you do a Pungu Mayurasana! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 638 | Nope. It's not the same thing, at all. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 639 | No Manspreading Here! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 640 | We do yoga, we don't do perceptions of yoga. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 641 | We don't tolerate baseball caps. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 642 | I don't care if you're the Prince of Persia, you can't wear shoes in here. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 643 | I'm sorry, but this is a rug-free zone. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 644 | Sorry sir, but we only allow 18 square feet of Karma per person. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 645 | I think that you're looking for Yogi Berra. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 646 | You're gonna need a smaller mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 647 | A flying carpet will not help you achieve eagle pose. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 648 | It isn't the rug or the clothes. It's the trash-talk. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 649 | I don't care if it makes you feel more at Om. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 650 | "Magic Carpet Yoga" is across the street | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 651 | You say 'authentic'; I say 'hygiene'. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 652 | No, Imma Stay is not our greeting. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 653 | The victim's blood evidently was not "O" Positive, so we can't accept the donation! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 654 | Extreme Yoga is up the street. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 655 | I'm sorry, they only use this space as a flea market on Sundays | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 656 | Antiques Roadshow is Thursday. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 657 | I didn't say it had to be YUUUGE. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 658 | I'm not allowed to tell you where to put it. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 659 | We don't do that kind of stretching. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 660 | Sorry, Oriental Yoga is two doors down. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 661 | Namaste, Millenial. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 662 | You're gonna feel a lot better, but you're not gonna fly. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 663 | Only if you can make it fly. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 664 | That looks like a downward dog pee stain. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 665 | No, I would not like to share a mat with you. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 666 | I don't care if your mat is 'really old skool'...not in my studio. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 667 | Mixed metaphors are unwelcome in this space. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 668 | My personal space is rather large. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 669 | Does your mother know you took it? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 670 | We tend to be minimalists. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 671 | Is this some kind of strange nod to Brie Larson? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 672 | No. I don't want to see the drapes. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 673 | Your flying really disrupts the class. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 674 | Yes, I did say yoga could be magical, but you won't be needing that carpet. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 675 | Mr. Trump's session will be in Studio "B" | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 676 | Hopefully, this week when you unroll your mat, a body won't tumble out again. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 677 | This class may not be big enough for the both of us. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 678 | I said you 'may not stay'—not 'namaste.' | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 679 | "We don't give flying lessons here!' | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 680 | We're all so impressed to hear your yoga skills are "yuge." | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 681 | You must be looking for Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoga down the street. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 682 | I think we need to go over the ground rules. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 683 | Sorry, no nap rugs. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 684 | The 70's shag remnant is safe but the tube socks have to go ! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 685 | "Artisanal Yoga" is not a thing. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 686 | Thanks, but yoga is really more of a solitary sport. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 687 | That's not the usual workout rug, but we're flexible. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 688 | I just came back from India. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 689 | I don't care if there was a carpet store here. You still can't return it. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 690 | Don't be surprised if I show up at your office with an equally ludicrous unsolicited recommendation. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 691 | Size doesn't really matter | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 692 | The advanced classes are on Wednesday. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 693 | No, we don't keep score. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 694 | inhale deeply….exhale slowly……leave quietly | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 695 | The Downward Mobility class meets on Tuesdays. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 696 | We don’t shag here. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 697 | Your name is Matt. You’re old school and prefer rugs. Do I have that right, Matt? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 698 | I don't care if your dad is a rug dealer. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 699 | Put that back in the lobby - then go home. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 700 | Who are you calling a "poser"?! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 701 | Does this look like 'Yoga for Bros?' | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 702 | I'm sorry. Oriental yoga got moved to next Tuesday. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 703 | Just like a guy. You have to have the biggest one. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 704 | I'm sorry sir, we do not permit man-spreading at this facility. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 705 | First day of retirement? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 706 | The Dude lives downstairs. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 707 | Mixed doubles? Good luck with that. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 708 | Sir , It's Bow Down not Bedouin Yoga . | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 709 | Yes, that's a classy, elegant, and luxurious mat, Mr. Trump, but it still won't fit. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 710 | You can't be serious...TUBE SOCKS? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 711 | Perhaps you could come back when I'm not here. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 712 | Okay, forget everything I said about getting in touch with your inner self. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 713 | Well, I'd recommend a smaller mat for next time, and saying"namaste" instead of "Let's go, Red Sox!" | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 714 | Clear your mind, not your living room. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 715 | Sorry, Extreme Yoga is on Tuesdays | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 716 | Overcompensating much? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 717 | Could you please center it? And yourself? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 718 | Well, it's better than last week's sleeping bag. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 719 | Don't even try to say "Nemaste". | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 720 | No, you do not need an oriental rug for tai chi. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 721 | Your spot next to the fireplace. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 722 | No, you can't demonstrate the sleepy-time pose. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 723 | Will you be meditating or flying today, sir? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 724 | Fly home on your magic carpet, and don't come back without a yoga mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 725 | Have you considered magic carpet flight school? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 726 | It's not a competition, Larry. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 727 | It's not the size of the mat that's important. It's how you use it. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 728 | Actually we don't have 'Casual Friday' at Bow Down Yoga. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 729 | You look like a poser. And I don't mean the good kind. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 730 | The bro-ga class meets on Tuesdays. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 731 | The flying carpet studio is next door. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 732 | Yes, we can help with lack of humility issues. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 733 | Make yourself at Om, Bill. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
| 734 | Excuse me, deliveries are through the rear entrance only. | 1.3000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
| 735 | First, I must thank you for leaving the recliner and TV at home this week. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
| 736 | You still have to take off your socks | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 737 | For the last time, no. And stop having pizzas delivered during class, too. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 738 | Sorry, hats aren't allowed. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 739 | This isn’t Brooklyn, there are rules. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 740 | It's yoga, not Alladin | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 741 | I appreciate that you wove it yourself but it is not the standard size. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 742 | Please be more flexible. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 743 | We have one rule here--No fringe" | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 744 | Stop trying to sneak her in! | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 745 | No, sorry, it's not a whole new world yet. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 746 | I know you're trying, Jeff, but I just don't think you'll find inner peace with that outfit and mat. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 747 | Your safe space is intruding on my safe space. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 748 | Are you trying to compensate for something? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 749 | Don’t be surprised if you get called on the carpet someday. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 750 | Lounge chair, pillows, tv and a fridge are extra. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 751 | And, it's Namaste, not "have a nice day". | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 752 | Planning on staying a while? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 753 | Yo - GUH. Not Yo-gi. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 754 | Spilling grape juice on your rug does not qualify it as a sticky mat. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 755 | Moving in? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 756 | Was your mother a large woman? | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 757 | I told you last week that you couldn't wear your shoes in here! | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 758 | She held the Kapotasana pose too long. The body's in the small studio. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 759 | I'm sure it is Old School but I'm still charging you double. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 760 | I'm sure it is magic, but I still need my own space. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 761 | You're looking for Man Cave Yoga next door. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 762 | New here? | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 763 | What so I'm no longer welcome here with my yoga carpet? | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 764 | Let me guess, your first time here? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 765 | I hope your downward dog is housebroken? | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 766 | You'll learn to surrender your "body, mind and heart". And with any luck, the outfit. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 767 | It may very well be a vintage hoverboard but it's still banned. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 768 | I said yoga mat, not Yoda mat. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 769 | I don't care if its made of all natural fibers. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 770 | Your rug is fine.. but the socks........... | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 771 | The advanced class is downstairs. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 772 | It's about freeing your body, not tying the room together. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 773 | Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 774 | Just find a spot,Aladdin. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 775 | This is just like when you brought that pool cue to the batting cages. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 776 | I don't care if you can do the Destroyer of the Universe pose, your mat's still too big. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 777 | No snoring this time. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 778 | Flying carpet class? One flight up. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 779 | This class is 'waiting room only.' Just like your rug. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 780 | That looks big enough to hide our instructor's body. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 781 | In yoga, bigger is not always better. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 782 | Not surprisingly, you have established the limit of yoga's capacity to alter one's life force. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 783 | Feel free to leave your yoga mat camouflage at the door. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 784 | Size does not matter | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 785 | 'Sweat & Fleas Yoga' is down the street. Try there. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 786 | No, I would not like to join you on your magic carpet. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 787 | I'm guessing it's your first time... | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 788 | No, Arabian Knights yoga is upstairs. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 789 | Just make sure your downward facing dog doesn't have an accident. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 790 | Sir, I'm sad to see that the Occupy Yoga movement didn't fully take off, but you need to leave. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 791 | Oh, just keep it. My Ex, Aladdin, left it. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 792 | Yo Ga. Not Yo Gi. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 793 | You need to be spiritual and grounded while still acting all superior. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 794 | If you want to impress women, next time just do the stretches without grunting | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 795 | No..... Aladdin Yoga is NEXT Tuesday. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 796 | Let's start with the issue of the potato chips falling off your rung. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 797 | Here's your tip; enlightenment comes from within. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 798 | I think Mr. Trump's class is across the hall. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 799 | And the beer cooler is also not really okay.... Namaste? | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 800 | That's not what I meant when I said you should explore oriental culture through yoga. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 801 | We bow towards Madison Avenue, not Mecca. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 802 | I'm sorry, Bro-ga is next door. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 803 | on this episode of "Fragile Masculinity" ... | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 804 | That thing stinks worse than anyone's feet. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 805 | Size does matter here. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 806 | I know this is supposed to be a couple's activity, but just pretend you are here alone, ok? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 807 | The Lazy-boy and media center have to go, too. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 808 | Aladdin the musical is across the street. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 809 | Dude, it smells like somebody peed on it. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 810 | The flying club is next door. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 811 | Sorry, Sir, the flight school is next door. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 812 | I don't care what kind of a carpet it is you can't fly it here | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 813 | Yoga for idiots is in the next studio. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 814 | This is the advanced class; Paleo-yoga is next week. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 815 | Looks like you're here to nama-stay. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 816 | Using a carpet as a mat is somehow endearing | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 817 | A Presidents' Day sale is not an excuse for tardiness! | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 818 | Our advanced class is in the next room. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 819 | I'm sorry, you haven't got a prayer here. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 820 | I don't see how it's my fault that your downward-facing dog made a mess on your carpet. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 821 | There is no such thing as "broga." | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 822 | Even if you have expanded your consciousness, you do not need such a large yoga mat that looks more like a rug. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 823 | The bro-ga class was moved to 2:30. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 824 | Hats are not allowed. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 825 | This is your very first class, right? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 826 | Do you have any injuries I should know about? One to your head, perhaps? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 827 | You're obviously compensating for something. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 828 | Sorry, no manspreading allowed. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 829 | I don't care if it really ties the room together! | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 830 | Let's start by unrolling your wife. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 831 | Use whatever you want. We're flexible. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 832 | I guess there's more than one way to carpet-bomb. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 833 | We'd have to charge you six times for the space. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 834 | Yes, but is it fair trade? | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 835 | That's not exactly what I meant by "orient your mat." | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 836 | that won't fly in this class | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 837 | We actually can afford to cover the entire floor. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 838 | Something tells me you weren't entirely truthful in your Tinder profile. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 839 | What idiot told you we carpet bomb during this session ? | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 840 | Mat's OK. Sending out for beer and pizza not so much. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 841 | It's perfect for our locker room. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 842 | The sign at the door clearly says no shoes or socks allowed | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 843 | First yoga class? | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 844 | It's not my fault your downward-facing dog isn't house trained. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 845 | "Man-spreading" is also frowned upon here. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 846 | Lose the hat, shirt, shorts, socks, and that rug, and we'll teach you how to be more accepting. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 847 | You're early. Aladdin's class is at noon. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 848 | Mr. Smyth, this would make one of those New Yorker cartoons that nobody gets. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
| 849 | You can use your rug, you just can't unroll it. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 850 | Sorry, the levitation class finished at 7am. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
| 851 | We can't keep having this conversation. It is not the size of the mat--also that is not a mat. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 852 | We still don't offer group discounts. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 853 | Roger, yoga is about so much more than who has the bigger rug. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 854 | There is no such thing as team yoga! | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 855 | We're more California than Oriental. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 856 | Please tell Governor Christie that though we are excited over his desire to be healthy, only he can reserve his exercise space. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 857 | There's no spring training yogaclass. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 858 | The rug sale is next door. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 859 | Yes, 'Namaste' does sound an awful lot like 'no mats today'. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 860 | I am here to do Mr. Trumps workout for him. Where shall I put his mat? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 861 | Blue Collar Yoga now meets on Thursdays. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 862 | We only allow 1930 Chinese oriental rugs. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 863 | I'm old school | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 864 | The Spirit within me is asking you to just leave. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 865 | This does NOT count as a romantic gesture. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 866 | The front desk mentioned you had a really bad rug. I misunderstood | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 867 | You should have namastayed at home. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 868 | Sorry - If it doesn't hurt, then it's not yoga. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 869 | No. No. The Mosque is in the next block. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 870 | You're looking for the Sicilian yoga studio next door. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 871 | Get properly dressed for the Dust Salutation. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 872 | So when did mindless take over from mindful? | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 873 | Yes, you can stay, but 'Rugby's gotta go. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 874 | My guess is that you are absurdly over-compensating | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 875 | We do Indian style here, not Persian. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 876 | No, you can't leave a body here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 877 | The dry cleaners is next door where you can't breathe. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 878 | You must be a big poser. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 879 | Sorry, but you won't achieve enlightenment any faster with a dhurrie rug. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 880 | In this case, yoga is not really for everyone. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 881 | I'll trade you... | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 882 | Yes, everyone was impressed, but let's keep it on the floor next week, Doug. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 883 | I guess we'll see who's more flexible. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 884 | Shame on you for using that to levitate. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 885 | Since this is all hocuspocus anyway, I figured I'd just use my magic carpet here instead of a yoga mat. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
| 886 | Except for the hat, the shorts, the socks, the shoes, and the carpet everything else is fine | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 887 | That’s nice, but in this space we’re more interested in the authenticity of your selfhood. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 888 | I'm sorry, that is not a yoga mat. That is not even a tatami mat. That is an area rug. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 889 | And then weight it down and dump her in the river. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
| 890 | "Tomorrow we will work on creating distance from your inner self". | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
| 891 | Can you CUT a RUG? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
| 892 | Sorry sir, our insurance doesn't cover carpet burns. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
| 893 | your fear of Spandex, Sir, is certainly understood and MUCH appreciated... however, rules are rules... | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
| 894 | Scram! You can't do yoga wearing a hat. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
| 895 | But I just had hemorrhoid surgery! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 896 | You might be interested in the thousand session package | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 897 | I don't care if it's magic, you won't fly through this class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 898 | Please leave. We have a strict no shoes policy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 899 | Yes, you can your that mat but I will have to charge you double. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 900 | Last week you brought a hookah, so it's an improvement. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 901 | I'm sorry. There is no major league in yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 902 | Sorry, no family discounts. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 903 | You're sure to really feel the burn with that. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 904 | Let me get this straight....you want to show us what happened with your downward dog? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 905 | That's not what I meant. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 906 | No multi-person mats allowed, please. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 907 | Magic Carpet Studio moved to Brooklyn. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 908 | We focus on silent judging here. Passive agressive yoga is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 909 | Got the kids in there, dear? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 910 | We're seeking a path to enlightenment, not a Hajj. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 911 | You'll do just fine -- I can see you've got the right stuff. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 912 | I agree an oriental rug reduces stage cable clutter and improves acoustics ... you realize yoga doesn't care? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 913 | You're either carrying around a dead body, or you're new to yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 914 | Pee pads would help more with your downward facing dog | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 915 | What kind of moron brings an area rug to a yoga class? Namaste. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 916 | Not here, the magic carpet yoga class is on the roof! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 917 | The bliss of your being ends at my asana. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 918 | You sweat a lot? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 919 | No flying though. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 920 | Shoes off, please. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 921 | The idea of yogi is to relax. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 922 | Billy I don't think this is what your mom meant when she said you needed to be more flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 923 | I don't care if he's leading in all the polls, everyone ise the same size mat | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 924 | I studied in Iran. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 925 | I don't care if it is Oriental. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 926 | No, Aladdin doesn't teach here, anymore. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 927 | May I suggest the spinning class upstairs? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 928 | The Leave It to Beaver Yoga Class is down the hall. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 929 | I know the class was hard for you, Mr. Shmedly, but I won't stand for your using that Killim. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 930 | Is that my delivery of all natural free trade organic yoga mats? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 931 | Rug's OK - clothes are a no-no. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 932 | Son, a real man doesn't blame his tools. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 933 | What do you mean, Persian yoga? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 934 | That's the mat you're using? Yoga-tta be kidding me! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 935 | I think you want the Persian yoga studio down the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 936 | You have the wrong address. Aladdin's flight school is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 937 | Why, of course we have a hip-hop, 'living large' version of Bikram-Hatha-Astanga yoga, sir. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 938 | No mat, no tights, no service. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 939 | Again today you have no class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 940 | I don't care how rich you are, I still say you're just showing off. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 941 | We strongely urge beginners to look the part. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 942 | That would be the flat-weave position. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 943 | This will give new meaning to rug burn. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 944 | I told you to bring a mat, not your flying carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 945 | Let me guess. You flew in on it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 946 | "If it don't fit, you must split". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 947 | We don't allow Trump mats in here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 948 | Yes, you brought a large mat, but you still have to take your shoes off. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 949 | Our Flea-Reincarnation Class meets on Thursdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 950 | Are you seeking health & a peaceful spirit or the rug cleaner next door ? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 951 | Let's make yoga great again. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 952 | I'm guessing you didn't get that from lululemon | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 953 | The carpet cleaners are around the corner. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 954 | I realize you're NEW but, at Bow Down Yoga, you need to KOWTOW, and bring a regulation mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 955 | Sure, you can chant Yogisms during class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 956 | What do you mean, where do you want it? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 957 | Yes, I can see you have a big one. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 958 | Sorry, the carpet cleaners are just down the block. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 959 | Just set yourself up everywhere. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 960 | ...and I TOLD your wife NOT to try that pose at home. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 961 | Your bath towel would have been sufficient. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 962 | I can't believe you showed up without your yoga pants again. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 963 | You can't wear a hat in here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 964 | No I won't share your mat and I'd prefer it if you set up in front of me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 965 | You know this isn't the "How to be Aladdin" class right? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 966 | You're being too ironic, Todd. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 967 | fringe is not allowed | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 968 | You can put Mr. Trump's mat by the window. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 969 | We don't encourage it, but if it makes you feel at home..... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 970 | I understand; you want more space. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
| 971 | All I said was, "You have small hands." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 972 | Put that down here, I like to let others know how important I am while waiting for enlightenment. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 973 | I am going to start with the hat... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 974 | We can certainly help with your balance problem. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 975 | Take some relaxation breaths...then shell out for the gear. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 976 | If anyone croaks during the downward facing dog, we can just roll 'em up and haul 'em out with one of these. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 977 | I don't think that's what your wife had in mind when she asked you to bring her to yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 978 | Yes, but only if your inner-self is oriental. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 979 | It's down the street, look for people carrying suits. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 980 | Something tells me you may be high maintenance. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 981 | Please go ohm. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 982 | Sir, it's not just the rug that may not fit. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 983 | It's not all about the size of the mat you know... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 984 | No, wearing Lululemon is not required, but we are going to think less of you for looking like that. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 985 | The size of your Chakra has nothing to do with it! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 986 | Because I want you to suffer like the rest of us. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 987 | When I said that we were going to be be practicing the corpse pose today I didn't mean literally. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 988 | This is a class, not a sleep-over. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 989 | 'Ill be honest, your hat says Golf,your rug says Judo,your shoes say Tennis,are you prepared for another failure? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 990 | Namaste, but you must go. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 991 | They were having a rug sale | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 992 | Aladdin just left!! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 993 | There is no missionary position in Yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 994 | Our overcompensation group meets down the hall. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 995 | Good effort, but I need you to return that to the lobby. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 996 | I said Corinthian and not Iambic column for the Balustrade! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 997 | Yes, it matches the drapes, but you took those too. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 998 | It really ties my workout together. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 999 | Thank you for delivering our new rug on the weekend. Please leave it in the reception area. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1000 | Look, we both know that size doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1001 | No. There is no center square. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1002 | Are you here for the bro-ga session? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1003 | I'm going to have to ask you to take off your shoes. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1004 | That mat needs to stay in our lobby, sir. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1005 | I like you too, but the rules say just one person per mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1006 | It's Corpse Pose, not Corpse Dispose | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1007 | We only use synthetic, wool is so last century! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1008 | No, I didn't say namaste. I said your mat is nasty. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1009 | Nice rug, Matt | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1010 | Your first lesson will be about how less can be more. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1011 | We accept all faiths, make sure your rug is facing East. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1012 | Bro-ga is at 6:30 *pm*. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1013 | We don't do mat envy at yoga! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1014 | King of the Hill did a funnier version of this joke 12 years ago. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1015 | You know what they say about guys with big yoga mats. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1016 | We actually don't give a damn about natural fibers. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1017 | I'll bet you drive an SUV too. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1018 | It's just a temporary ban. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1019 | Manspreading is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1020 | Blue Collar Yoga is three doors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1021 | Yes Mr. Trump, I can see your mat is bigger than mine. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1022 | Let's just say you have the aura of a Trump supporter! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1023 | Thanks for putting the "Brah" in Brahma, Jimmy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1024 | It's not that you're wrong... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1025 | Lululemon was sold out; luckily, there was a pottery barn next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1026 | You can learn to fly that thing next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1027 | The cafe next door said someone just stole their rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1028 | Yoga isn't about the size of the rug, Rick. It's the notion of the motion. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1029 | Outside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1030 | You must be Clemenza. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1031 | No, Joey, the point of yoga is not to sweep every single worry under the carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1032 | Carpet cleaning is next door | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1033 | Sorry, we have no qualified instructors for the 'seventh inning stretch.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1034 | This is my fetish. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1035 | Are you Cleopatra's personal trainer? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1036 | I see you're new to yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1037 | Runners are in the next studio on your left. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1038 | First you hog the bed, and now the floor. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1039 | I'm not sure who told you that, but I can't help you fly that thing. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1040 | Trust me, I sweat a lot. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1041 | Your in the wrong place, try the MAGIC CARPET shop, it's next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1042 | I'll show you mine if you show me yours. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1043 | It's not the size of the mat, it's the nirvana in the prana. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1044 | Perhaps an orientation session would be advisable? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1045 | Shall we begin with a couple of suggestions. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1046 | Any other dating profile exaggerations Mr. "Avid"? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1047 | I don't care if it flies - here you use a mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1048 | Tom, your personal versions of the corpse pose are getting of hand. And what is that smell? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1049 | This is a yoga class. Not an audition for Aladdin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1050 | No, there's no advantage to using a magic carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1051 | . . . That's Lululemon.com. L, U, L, U. . . | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1052 | My therapist said yoga might be helpful for recovering rug addicts. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1053 | The Aladdin Sky Flight class is two doors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1054 | If you ever want to have sex with me again, leave now | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1055 | I don't care if it's made out of kale. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1056 | Might I suggest the outside facing dog? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1057 | Big rug Yoga? No this is BIKRAM Yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1058 | I can understand your attachment to your blankie but rules are rules. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1059 | Purana gharana? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1060 | ''Extreme yoga is in the next room.'' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1061 | A traditional yoga mat is required. I don't care if you expand when you sweat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1062 | I'm sure it does really tie the room together, Dude, but not this room. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1063 | There you go with your size issues again | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1064 | Did you really take rug weaving at Trump University? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1065 | Wrong workout session, bro... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1066 | An Eastern-looking rug is known to improve a true yogi's practice. That's a good investment in your yogic journey. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1067 | Namaste my ass | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1068 | How many in your party? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1069 | I'm sorry, but we can't be flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1070 | IT'S NOT A PICNIC | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1071 | The rug department is upstairs | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1072 | So I'm throwing around an idea for a new Broadway show, "Bikram Elliott.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1073 | Harold realized too late that his "magic carpet" pick-up line would never work in a yoga class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1074 | Well, look who the dog drug in. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1075 | You still have small hands. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1076 | Come back when you get your ahankara in check. Namaste. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1077 | Yes, Mr. Johnson, you are a rugged individualist. Now may we begin? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1078 | That isn't the relaxed look we are going for | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1079 | Think small. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1080 | I'm being inflexible? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1081 | Overcompensating for something? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1082 | Seriously? You brought an Indian rug to a bikram yoga class? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1083 | By any chance have you seen the movie"Room"? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1084 | Overcompensating a little? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1085 | Opposites don't always attract, George! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1086 | I'm sorry, but the other students are experiencing mat envy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1087 | Only if it's a flying carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1088 | This room doesn't need to be "tied together," Walter... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1089 | We don't do flying carpet lessons anymore. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1090 | and does it have underlay ? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1091 | Any injuries? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1092 | Old school? Nice! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1093 | Please refrain from howling during downward dog, hissing through cobra or war hoops during warrior. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1094 | You just don't get it, do you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1095 | Personal space issues I presume? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1096 | Never the less sir,size matters. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1097 | You must be looking for the class that we don't offer. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1098 | When I said to step up your game, this is not what I meant. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1099 | Feeling beautiful comes from confidence. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1100 | The competitive yoga studio is two blocks over. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1101 | Thanks, but I think that you ought to try Craigslist. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1102 | Extreme Yoga is on Thursday. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1103 | Size doesn't matter in here! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1104 | I asked for the memory foam rug not the oriental. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1105 | You can't get to nirvana if you're fraying at the edges. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1106 | But this class will simply not be rugged enough for you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1107 | OMG! I hope that is not the one from the living room | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1108 | It's carpe diem, not carpet diem | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1109 | This is yoga, not breakdancing class." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1110 | Sorry but to use a 5' x 7' mat you'll need to upgrade to our 'Premium Plan.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1111 | Sorry, DIY yoga is in the converted janitor's closet next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1112 | For the last time, using an Oriental rug does not make it more authentic! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1113 | Sorry, no manspreading. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1114 | No, I did not say "carpet diem". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1115 | It's not the size of your mat! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1116 | What, you got a real flexible body rolled up in there? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1117 | An Oriental rug isn't going to make Yoga any easier! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1118 | I don't believe in magic carpets. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1119 | I was a boy scout, ma'am. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1120 | You can't just throw your problems under the rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1121 | Just place it down over here by placing your left foot onto your right shoulder. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1122 | No manspreading here either! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1123 | No, this is not where the Spring Break Carpet Contortion Contest is being held. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1124 | You have the newbie mat until you stop toppling. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1125 | I've never had problems with size before. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1126 | Yes, even if your name is Matt. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1127 | Your reluctance to go barefoot tells me you're a newcomer. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1128 | Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1129 | I honor the uniqueness in you. I honor your desire to learn the ancient art form. I do not honor your mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1130 | We've never had rug burns raised as a concern before. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1131 | The flying carpet class is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1132 | I said we would feel the warmth from the heart, not hearth. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1133 | Around here, size doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1134 | Yes, I see, but we only offer haute yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1135 | This is how I roll! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1136 | Do we have a short finger problem? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1137 | You're not fooling anyone! A bigger mat won't hide your small hands. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1138 | I know you said yoga mat, but this is all my mom had! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1139 | The flying yoga class meets on the roof. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1140 | Believe me, Aladdin, there is no magic carpet ride to nirvana. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1141 | Nice yoga hat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1142 | If you want to cut some, ask the dance studio downstairs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1143 | Yoga was cutting into my antiquing time; so I'm multitasking. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1144 | No, this is Bikrim. Blue Collar Yoga starts at 11. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1145 | No, dad, this is definitely not a hot yoga class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1146 | You pay for floor space by the square inch. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1147 | This is a bend and kneel yoga class not carpet replacement. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1148 | You've never been to a yoga class before, have you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1149 | Carpet Diem is two doors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1150 | You won't be Aladin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1151 | No 'flying carpet' is needed for Yogic flying. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1152 | In order to connect body and mind and to escape from this hectic, materialistic world, you’ll have to replace the clothes and mat with branded yoga gear and sign up at least 20 minutes in advance using your phone or risk losing your spot. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1153 | We just don't have anything in common Kyle. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1154 | Don't tell me, your hands aren't small either. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1155 | I was told to bring my own mat from home | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1156 | Sir, you can not use a carpet for the flying crow pose. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1157 | It's 'bow down', not 'move in'. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1158 | You can use it but we're not announcing your entrance. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1159 | I don't think you get the concept | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1160 | It's not the size that matters, Mr. Little, it's how you use it." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1161 | Honestly, Jim, do you have to try to outdo me in everything? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1162 | Does that look like a yoga mat to you????? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1163 | With whom did you consult regarding your new yoga mat? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1164 | You'll never find the jewel in the lotus with that attitude. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1165 | No, sweat does not help release stains. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1166 | We have a strict policy against man-spreading. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1167 | I don't care who wove it, next week you will bring a flimsy, uncomfortable mat made in China from non-renewable resources. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1168 | Magic carpet ride lessons are two doors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1169 | Downward-Dog-Rubbing-Butt is really more of a Kundalini move. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1170 | Finding your chakra is not about going big or going home. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1171 | Yo ga to be kidding me! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1172 | I distinctly said I wanted it "cleansed." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1173 | Because man-spreading. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1174 | Is it safe to assume that you are here for the beginner's class? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1175 | $80 is a very competitive price for our mats. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1176 | Unless it's Cleopatra inside there, she'll have to pay. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1177 | Sir, as I have already told you over the phone, we do not offer magic carpet rides. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1178 | No, I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the 'Reclining Chair' position. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1179 | Rule 1: There’s no “Yo!” in yoga. Rule 2: No man-spreading. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1180 | Actually we all like to roll our own as well. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1181 | Groupon? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1182 | We don't permit ohm decorating. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1183 | This is not a flying carpet class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1184 | This happens more often than you'd think. But it's 'Bikram,' not 'big rug.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1185 | I could use a good nap. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1186 | I think what you're talking about is transcendental compensation. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1187 | Sorry, I don't think you just flew in from Persia. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1188 | The flying carpet class is down the hall to the right. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1189 | I think you're looking for Man Spread Yoga over on 10th Avenue. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1190 | So let me guess, you're here to 'Make Yoga Great Again'? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1191 | Yoga is about letting your mind go. I think you're half way there. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1192 | Sorry. No group discounts. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1193 | When your foot's behind your head, no one notices what you're sitting on. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1194 | When I said doggy down to you, I was -not- referring to a yoga position. Get lost! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1195 | I said a big HUG. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1196 | Please tell me you're a burglar and not a new student. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1197 | Loose the hat, Frank. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1198 | Sir, we have a no soliciting policy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1199 | Overcompensation is not a pose. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1200 | Unless you have a small woman in there, you've come to the wrong place. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1201 | Sorry, no frat mats allowed. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1202 | Spray it down before you leave. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1203 | Hello, you must be new to Yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1204 | My God, how much weight have you lost?! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1205 | Exactly how much yoga are you planning on doing today? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1206 | Next time, I want more lotus pose and less genie lamp. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1207 | Is that my new Persian yoga mat? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1208 | Our mat policy doesn't stretch that far. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1209 | I see you don't know the difference between a rug and a mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1210 | Sorry we've cancelled the flying carpet classes after a small accident with the ceiling fan. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1211 | It's not the rug, it's the lack of smug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1212 | This is one place where size DOESN'T matter! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1213 | The telekinesis class isn't till 3:30. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1214 | When I said "bring your rug," I meant the one on your head." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1215 | There is too a difference between a rug and a mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1216 | Thank goodness, I can't take another minute on this skinny mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1217 | Over-compensating again, are we? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1218 | Oh my god, size isn't EVERYTHING you know... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1219 | No you can't run out to your car and get your six pack. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1220 | I thought you were called Big Matt for a different reason. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1221 | Uhh, exactly how LONG do you plan on staying? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1222 | No, I don't know what they say about a guy with a big rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1223 | More male ego - " Your mat is bigger than my mat." Not appropriate! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1224 | No, Zen Napping is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1225 | We tend to favor minimalism. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1226 | A baseball cap? Really?!!! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1227 | You really haven't got a handle on this, Dave. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1228 | Sorry, the class for overcompensaters is on Tuesdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1229 | No, we don't offer a group rate. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1230 | I have a wide stance. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1231 | NOmaste. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1232 | You can start by taking off that hat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1233 | I'm sorry, it's not the carpet, it's what could be inside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1234 | Only if it is a Lululemon carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1235 | Yes, I spoke last week about inhabiting your personal space, but I'm afraid that's more space than I had in mind. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1236 | Harold, I don't think this relationship is going to work. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1237 | Our policy here is flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1238 | I"m sorry, we don't have a passive-aggressive yoga class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1239 | For the last time Jeff, I'm not interested in romantic yoga for two! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1240 | But can you welcome the rug burns? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1241 | I've told you before. Downward elephant is the 2pm class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1242 | Well well, look who it is... Mister "Namaste at home." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1243 | The "Make America Great Again" cap is okay, but we don't allow Oriental rugs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1244 | Your wife told me you'd need some help for your first class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1245 | Rugs are fine, but no hats. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1246 | Yoga Cartwheels is in the Annex. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1247 | where are the forty thieves? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1248 | "If that's the living room rug then you are about to do a very realistic Corpse Pose". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1249 | Trust me. Sometimes size DOES matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1250 | I think you want the carpet cleaning place next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1251 | You don't have to go home, but you can't stretch here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1252 | So, appears you can't spell Bedouin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1253 | Carpet bombing? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1254 | You and the rug can stay but the socks have to leave. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1255 | I know it's you first yoga experience but you don't need a training mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1256 | mat" not "Matt | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1257 | You're looking for man cave yoga - that's three doors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1258 | I'm sorry, but our "Mastering the Flying Carpet Course for Beginners" is on Tuesdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1259 | Air Aladdin is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1260 | No, I'm pretty sure the degree of spiritual enlightenment you receive is NOT directly proportional to the size of your yoga mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1261 | Sorry. we don't super-size it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1262 | We don't teach levitation | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1263 | So you're still mad me for showing up with that wicker basket at your game last week? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1264 | And while you're at it, you can take your recliner, flat screen TV and keg too. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1265 | I said, “One mat per person, not Persian!” | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1266 | What do you have in there....Cleopatra? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1267 | I'm going to go ahead and assume this is your first yoga class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1268 | Don’t ‘Lotus flower’ me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1269 | I understand you perspire a lot. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1270 | 'Super size me' is not an option. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1271 | Girl: " What are you even doing?" Boy: "Yoga!" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1272 | I suggest you use a mat that's not older than yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1273 | Have you considered private lessons? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1274 | Fine, let's do fewer things together. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1275 | I'm pretty flexible, but this is pushing it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1276 | A Hummer with a Jersey plate was left outside with its lights on. I assume its yours. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1277 | Alladin's class is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1278 | We do not have an area for fans! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1279 | Yes, we do promise after only one session you will carry your body differently. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1280 | I ORDERED A 2' BY 4', NOT AN 8' BY 10' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1281 | You don't say! The rug is Persian too! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1282 | ...and my name is Princess Jasmine but it's still too big! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1283 | We're flexible here but not that flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1284 | "Remnants only! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1285 | Afraid of a little spandex there fella? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1286 | The flight school is down the hall. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1287 | No sir, carpet flying classes are next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1288 | It's actually the attire that doesn't fit. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1289 | Jesus, Derek, do you have to overcompensate for everything? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1290 | Extreme Yoga is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1291 | Hot rug-burn yoga isn't until 3 o'clock. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1292 | No, no discount for having been to the mountain. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1293 | The Hollywood Yoga place is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1294 | No, a yoga mat and a Persian rug are not 'basically the same thing.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1295 | I like that you stretch to the beat of a different tabla. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1296 | Listen , Trump Yoga is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1297 | Your Anger Management Counselor warned us, you'd be coming. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1298 | And you weren't at all suspicious when you searched "Yogi" on eBay? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1299 | Wait, don't tell me: the dog ate your mat? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1300 | Omar's place is next door... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1301 | The 'Make Yoga Great Again!' class is downstairs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1302 | No, we used to be "Dress Down Yoga," but we changed management. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1303 | Shag yoga is upstairs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1304 | We don't do downward facing elephant. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1305 | This isn't a sleepover! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1306 | Please lose the mattitude. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1307 | And also, there's those socks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1308 | Sorry, the Intro for Midwesterners class starts at 10. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1309 | Sorry Aladdin, the beginners class is tomorrow. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1310 | No…its not just because you're "for Donald Trump". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1311 | carpet yoga is one floor up. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1312 | Hey ladies, I think I figured out who left the seat up. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1313 | "Naw, must stay," Sandra insisted. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1314 | Today is gentle yoga, tomorrow we do a more rugged class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1315 | Carpet burn yoga...that's down the hall, second door on the right. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1316 | What? Your the one who said size doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1317 | We're more about how good you look getting fit; not actually getting fit. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1318 | We have a dress code. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1319 | You can use the rug but the lounge chair and umbrella have to go. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1320 | You know the rules. Only Lululemon brand accessories in this class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1321 | Fine. I get it. Size doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1322 | "No.....one mat with 8 people does not get you a group discount". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1323 | This is Bow Down Yoga, Fly Down Yoga is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1324 | Take the rug back home, honey" she said. "The carpet doesn't have to match the drapes in yoga | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1325 | What, no Barcalounger? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1326 | You here for Persian yoga, or Oriental? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1327 | first timers usually bring their door mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1328 | Is it made of natural fiber? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1329 | There's no need to compensate here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1330 | Persian Yoga is two floors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1331 | Your definition of mat needs an update. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1332 | Do you have a spot facing Mecca? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1333 | Now I'm gonna show those amateurs some REAL yoga | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1334 | I think this place is getting too flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1335 | Sorry for the typo - but there's no such thing as pot yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1336 | Perhaps you need to meditate with a Hoover first. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1337 | I haven't changed as much as you've stood still. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1338 | I don't care if you bought your yoga mat in India; you can't use it here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1339 | "I heard that the big one might be coming but I was thinking earthquake or asteroid. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1340 | Living in the past? Shag rug is so 80's! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1341 | No, I said it wouldn't be picnic. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1342 | A tatami, not an Afghan! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1343 | I'm guessing it's been a while since your last class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1344 | This is yoga, not hooka. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1345 | In yoga, less is more and more is less. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1346 | Rugged Yoga is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1347 | Perhaps you'd consider our flight school instead. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1348 | Just say no to rugs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1349 | We all deserve our own space, just not the entire room! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1350 | It's our conference table. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1351 | Can't wait to see your water bottle. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1352 | I am going to have to call you on the carpet before you set foot on it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1353 | We free our minds and soar. There's no flying. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1354 | Sit your asana down, and we'll get started. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1355 | Our website says we offer yoga and zumba classes here, not Roomba. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1356 | You must be from Texas.. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1357 | Donald, we know you have small hands, but you have nothing to prove. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1358 | We are all-accepting and all-loving, and you're not in uniform. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1359 | No. You cannot do yoga here and face Mecca. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1360 | And lose the baseball cap too. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1361 | Where did you get your mat? Costco? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1362 | If your yoga farts require such heavy dampening then we'd like you to work out at another studio. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1363 | Namaste and chill later? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1364 | Are you more interested in a magic carpet ride? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1365 | Sure, you can use that. We are pretty flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1366 | I haven't gotten my paycheck, yet | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1367 | We recommend a 60% wool blend shag carpet for beginners. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1368 | I can see you're new to this class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1369 | Bigger is not better around here, macho man. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1370 | I'm concerned it might make some of the men feel inadequate. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1371 | We don't currently offer any classes in manspreading. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1372 | I'm gonna need more space. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1373 | As long as it's made in China. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1374 | Is your downward dog a Great Dane? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1375 | I didn't say we CAN never share a mat. I said we WILL never share one. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1376 | A magic carpet is okay but sweat is the conveyance here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1377 | You know, we do more than just 'abide' in this class, don't you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1378 | You seem Old School. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1379 | Sorry, flying carpets are not allowed. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1380 | Can we start now, or do we need to make more concessions to your masculinity? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1381 | The free range Dad Bod class is held outside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1382 | Yes, I do think a flying carpet for your mat would be a distraction for the class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1383 | We don't learn how to fly in the first class, Aladdin | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1384 | You're going to need a smaller mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1385 | Does the carpet match the drapes? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1386 | Sorry you misunderstood Matt. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1387 | Does your life coach know anything about yoga? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1388 | No Babu, the flying carpet class is on Thursdays | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1389 | It's only a 30 minute session. There's no need to bring nesting material. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1390 | You'll have to take your manspreading elsewhere. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1391 | I'm going to have to charge you double. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1392 | No, I said I wanted to shift body fat, not a body! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1393 | The Flying Carpet lesson is next week. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1394 | Aladdin's class doesn't start for another hour | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1395 | You might find Jumpin' Jack's Gym down the street a better fit. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1396 | The flying carpet class meets on the roof. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1397 | Overcompensation is an obstacle to spiritual pathways, Sir. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1398 | In retrospect, this may have been too much of a stretch for a first date. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1399 | I'm sorry, you misheard the instructions, we said you'll need a mat, not a nap | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1400 | I’m sorry, the “magic carpet” area is not yet cleared for take-off. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1401 | I see that you roll your own. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1402 | Don't even think about it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1403 | Sorry, coach, still a no. But nice improvement over the sod. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1404 | I think you've made a mistake. This is "Bow Down Yoga," not "Bedouin Yoga." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1405 | It's 'Bow Down Yoga,' not 'Have It Your Way Yoga.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1406 | Let's start with downward-facing Saint Bernard. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1407 | Close your eyes, man; look inside, man; let the ground take you away. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1408 | I said we could help with your Karma, not your Kirman! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1409 | I can’t deal with you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1410 | I'm sorry, but the ad clearly said, 'Enjoy the comforts of Om.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1411 | Namaste. The centre's special 'yoga for chubby, clueless beginners' class is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1412 | Living large and yoga don't mix. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1413 | The high-testosterone class is at 11:30. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1414 | Antique Roadshow is right across the street! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1415 | Make like a tree pose and get out of here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1416 | You're right--they don't make them like they used to. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1417 | No, you can't just hang out here with friends. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1418 | Unless there's someone named Matt rolled up in there, you misinterpreted my instructions. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1419 | That goes next door at the Bow Wow boutique | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1420 | I'd really like to help you out. Which way did you come in? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1421 | This is a " Yoga Meditation Exercise Gym Class", not a Muslim "Call To Prayer"-- No shouting out, " Allah-ou-Akbar ! Please !?! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1422 | Size does not matter here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1423 | Are you trying to overcompensate for something? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1424 | Now you know why Shavasana translates as "corpse pose." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1425 | Your transport awaits. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1426 | Don't let Trump see it. He'll think you're praying. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1427 | If you do downward dog on the carpet again, I will hit you on the nose with this rolled up newspaper. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1428 | Just remember to take off your shoes. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1429 | I understand that you have the biggest one in the gym, but you are not going to put it in MY spot. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1430 | Sorry, I don't date yoga bros anymore. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1431 | Compensating for low chi? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1432 | You're late. You were supposed to bring that to my belly dancing class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1433 | Size doesn't matter...especially here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1434 | We only do throwbacks on Thursdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1435 | No, broga is on Thursdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1436 | FLYING CARPETS YOGA is two blocks up the hill. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1437 | This is really going to throw off my savasana. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1438 | "I don't care how big it is - put on some yoga pants". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1439 | Rough and Tumble Yoga meets on Tuesdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1440 | Nice try, but I'm dating a guy with a 12 x 8 rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1441 | You're never going to find your inner chakra on that! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1442 | I thought you meant you had a toupee. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1443 | Just a word of caution - our membership rates vary by mat size. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1444 | The flier said "raja" yoga, not "rug-a" yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1445 | Isn't the team going to miss their astro turf. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1446 | you only need a mat not a rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1447 | Hi madam, My name's Wilbur, and I'm here to join your yoga class. I figure, if all else fails me, I can count on my magic carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1448 | The baseball tryouts are in the field behind this building..... I believe they asked that you bring your own BAT. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1449 | You're new here. Right? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1450 | No, Kama Sutra class is in Studio B. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1451 | The adult nap time class starts at 2:00. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1452 | No, I'm sorry. We don't offer group rates. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1453 | Sorry, but posers aren't welcome here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1454 | No, I'm pretty sure yoga comes from further east. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1455 | This isn't feng shui yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1456 | The Big Lebowski body roll class begins Saturday. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1457 | Are you sure you've never been here before? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1458 | I meant Pahlavani when I told you about Persian yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1459 | Sorry, we are no longer accepting Groupon | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1460 | JOE, IN THIS CLUB, WE EXERCISE, NOT SLEEP. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1461 | "You can't wear shoes in here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1462 | Carl, can you take a break yanging my yin? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1463 | Wrong religion Larry! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1464 | No, Ryan, you may not invite the babes to hot yoga on your magic carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1465 | Those socks are all wrong. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1466 | First time at a yoga class? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1467 | No, I don't want a magic carpet ride. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1468 | Did you seriously just say the word "Oriental?" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1469 | I'm glad you could make it Cleo. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1470 | No shoes please | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1471 | Did you bring enough rug for the whole class, Stevie? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1472 | For your information. Yoga is not a spectator sport. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1473 | We've already feng shuied this room. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1474 | Listen, Dude. That rug is not going to tie the whole place together. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1475 | It's just not about turf wars. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1476 | Not unless it's a genuine, pre-20th century, Persian rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1477 | Whatever. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1478 | No, I don't want to go on a magic carpet ride with you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1479 | Don't make me go to the mat over this one. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1480 | Kevin, this is almost as bad as when you showed up at my Jazzercise class with your trombone. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1481 | Bro-ga is on Tuesdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1482 | I think your looking for Boogie Down Yoga across the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1483 | You're late because breezy way classes for giant rug yoga ended for hicks with hats yesterday. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1484 | No sir, that is a rug. You can't achieve inner peace on a rug, I'm sorry. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1485 | Unfortunately, we don't admit posers | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1486 | Mine's bigger than yours! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1487 | Welcome! Is this your first time here? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1488 | Is this your first day? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1489 | Be careful, you don't want to get rug burn | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1490 | Okay, but we do charge by the square foot. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1491 | Now that I've got the wiseacre, where should I put him? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1492 | I don't care if you are an artisan bread baker for Subway, you're not using that mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1493 | We all sweat a lot. You still can't use a ShamWow rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1494 | This is hot yoga, not poor yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1495 | Yoga keeps us grounded. Flying carpets is next week. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1496 | Welcome to a whole new world , my name is Jasmine and I'll be your instructor. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1497 | Staying at home was also an option. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1498 | "Sutra" self | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1499 | You know what to do with the body...and you can keep the rug | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1500 | You better not look at my hot butt again today! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1501 | You are zeroing in but keep toning down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1502 | Flying lessons are extra | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1503 | Nama-leave, please. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1504 | The Discount Oriental Rug Emporium is two doors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1505 | A "first class" yoga section using Oriental rugs instead of mats is not an idea I'd be interested in considering. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1506 | The Widespread Panic concert is in the park across the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1507 | I don't know what you've been smoking, but this is NOT flying carpet class! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1508 | C'mon, man. It really ties the studio together. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1509 | You are yoga but not our sort of yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1510 | Here's the deal, you pay the fee, you buy the mat and, then I don't care what you do. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1511 | Dump her in the swamp, but hurry back. Bikram starts in five. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1512 | I don't care if it did belong to your granny, it is not acceptable here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1513 | Okay Aladdin, unless that thing hovers over the class I suggest you get a normal sized mat like everyone else. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1514 | don't bother trying to impress me with your thread count. ... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1515 | You should know that my class is no magic carpet ride. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1516 | How big it is doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1517 | Absolutely not! The last guy left with a woman rolled up inside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1518 | I'd rather eat glass than fly with you to India. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1519 | So you're the Billy Elliot of yoga, huh? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1520 | Put that in the corner. It's for my dog, Downward. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1521 | You will be charged double for that sized mat! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1522 | This is a judgment free zone but your mat's too big. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1523 | For you we'd recommend the Stay At Home program. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1524 | You're making us, like, way too uptight. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1525 | No, we do NOT do Kama Sutra here! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1526 | Is this your first time at yoga? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1527 | You're looking for die in the wool yoga | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1528 | We don't teach the Persian Hostage Pose. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1529 | Not in my class—unless it's fair trade, of course. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1530 | Did someone call Uber Carpet Rides? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1531 | Planning to abduct someone? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1532 | You are just off by a few blocks, Aladdin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1533 | ...And take off your cap, too. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1534 | The Mosque is down the road. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1535 | Over-compensating for something, are we? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1536 | Nice mat Aladdin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1537 | I'm calling you off the carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1538 | Namaste yourself, big boy. Get out of my studio. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1539 | You can tell Aladdin there is a whole new yoga studio down the block. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1540 | This is Yoga class, not a Dry cleaner | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1541 | The first thing is to inhale through your nose, then exhale out the door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1542 | Not a good idea if that's an Iranian prayer rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1543 | No, we don't need a fuller rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1544 | I think we are going to have to charge you for two! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1545 | I'm afraid that's too much of a stretch. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1546 | Sorry, we don't teach the "Tie the Room Together" position. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1547 | That doesn't look like it's from Lululemon... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1548 | The Buddha didn't say much about the Homestead Act. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1549 | You're determined to find your bliss? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1550 | No shoes in the yoga class | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1551 | You will be either the greatest or the most ridiculous student in the history of yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1552 | Let me guess, your name is Aladdin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1553 | Are you going to bring your Barcalounger too? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1554 | How do I say this...that's NOT a yoga mat. THAT is a conversation starter with your therapist." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1555 | No Roger, not those Indians. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1556 | If its a magic carpet, make it smaller. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1557 | Carefull,I can still see his feet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1558 | I hope that's a flying carpet and you're lost. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1559 | M A T. Not R U G. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1560 | It's OK, everyone looks great in yoga pants. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1561 | You can get rid of the stiff out back. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1562 | I can overlook the outfit and the rug, but 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' is not a mantra! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1563 | I just watched "The Big Lebowski." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1564 | We only give yoga lessons. Flying lessons are two doors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1565 | Flying carpet training is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1566 | I don't care if it flew you from Bagdad to Laguardia, it's still too lumpy to use here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1567 | Please remove your shoes. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1568 | Carpetbagging meditation, we're not! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1569 | Did you remember your coconut water? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1570 | You'll give everyone rug envy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1571 | Without a beard you will always be that creepy guy in yoga class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1572 | In yoga, size does not matter. Namaste. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1573 | You might want to try Berra Yoga instead, down the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1574 | The broga class is at ten. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1575 | No, you may not bring a pillow next time. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1576 | The cap is a distraction, it has to go. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1577 | I can help you with the poses but not your fashion sense! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1578 | The difference is... your mother is wrong and I am right... again! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1579 | The 'Yoga For Clueless Guys Level 1' class is in the next room | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1580 | This is Bikram yoga; Berber yoga is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1581 | This isn't a grateful dead concert | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1582 | You do realize this is a no-fly zone. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1583 | Our instructor, Mr Baba, sbould help you overcome your fear of flying! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1584 | I have a delivery for Cheech and Chong. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1585 | I think you're looking for the advanced class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1586 | You're what kind of Doctor? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1587 | The hat's got to go | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1588 | We don't encourage manspreading here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1589 | Are you here to do yoga or to be Aladdin? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1590 | Yes normally that's true, but with this I am not flexible | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1591 | Got it on Craigslist. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
| 1592 | I think your mantra is defective. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
| 1593 | How did you get through the Idiot Detector? | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
| 1594 | A mat is not a status symbol here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1595 | Nice reclaimed mat, where'd you get it, your grandmother's house? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1596 | ok, yours is bigger than mine. now what. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1597 | Relax. Magic Carpet 101 is just down the hall -- second door on the right. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1598 | Oh, I'm sorry, Magic Carpet Flow was at 9. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1599 | Thanks for coming to today's doga class, but next week you must bring your dog to participate. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1600 | In the future, Ms. Cleopatra, you are going to need to use the front door like everyone else. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1601 | Magic carpet class is next door, sir. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1602 | Cute. Did you bring you chez lounge as well? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1603 | I'll allow you to use it. But it's not a short cut to mindful levitation. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1604 | Sorry, we don't have space for someone who wants to use us as a take-off and landing pad. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1605 | No-más-stay. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1606 | The outfit is O.K. but NO on the mat. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1607 | I refuse to go broke shopping at lululemon. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1608 | You must be the ‘non-Prius guy’. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1609 | Coach I know it's a close team, but they all need their own mats. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1610 | Well, OK, but only because you drive a Subaru. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1611 | I appreciate your cultural heritage but size does matter. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1612 | No, we don't supply padding. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1613 | "Your wife called. She fell and broke her hip climbing out of the shower". | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1614 | I know no one likes to be called on the carpet... | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1615 | I meant finding your comfort zone in the spiritual sense. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1616 | Your mat is culturally incorrect. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1617 | Today we will tackle Downward Dog, next week...manspreading. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1618 | The unintended consequence of improving our relationship with Iran. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1619 | You've mistaken us for Textured Plush Yoga down in SoHo. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1620 | Look - if trump can be elected president, I can say no afghan ...rugs | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1621 | Namaste. That means beat it. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1622 | Don't worry, after just a few classes you will be much more flexible. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1623 | Sorry, but your comfort level must not exceed what we provide here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1624 | I don't care if your mat is 100 percent Kashmir, we insist on polystyrene here! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1625 | While I appreciate that you have personal space issues, ... | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1626 | Namaste, dude. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1627 | "It's what Trump would do," does not give the right to take up more real estate than the rest of the class. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1628 | I'm afraid we can't do anything about your girlfriend's body now. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1629 | Get a grip! I'm paying $125 a square foot to rent this place. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1630 | You look more junkyard dog than downward dog | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1631 | Hi Phillip, our Ashtanga economy plus class only meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1632 | Yes, I remember you well from Overachievers Anonymous. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1633 | Tube socks with stripes went out in the 1980s, you really need to leave. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1634 | Are you Matt? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1635 | No problem—we're very flexible. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1636 | I don't care what they said on Ebay, that's not an antique yoga mat. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1637 | Oh, did you bring your grandma's yoga mat? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1638 | To practice here you need to be outfitted in Lululemon. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1639 | please place your shoes and hat at the entrance | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1640 | The Carpet Yoga class is down the hall. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1641 | You know what they say about men with rugs | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1642 | So, you're delivering Donald Trump's yoga mat? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1643 | Our full contact body slam yoga class is on Tuesday nights. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1644 | I’m sorry. ‘Dead’ is the one body type not welcome here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1645 | Can we please just go see a movie? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1646 | Please stop trying to 'Make Yoga Great Again' | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1647 | Our beginner's class is on the first floor. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1648 | We're a strict no-frills yoga studio. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1649 | Larry, in here size doesn't matter. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1650 | You 'enlightened'? Not when your carpet is made of non-sustainable fibers. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1651 | Where do youse guys normally dispose of your used, uh, yoga mats? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1652 | You seem to have yoga mat envy | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1653 | ...While I appreciate that yours is a magic carpet, we only allow the use of simple matts that complete the necessary illusion of proper suffering. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1654 | The Agoy Nwod Wob rug gallery is next door. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1655 | ...do I need to take my shoes off? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1656 | Sorry, your mat is not ergonomically correct. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1657 | I'm sorry sir, but I've never seen The Big Lebowski. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1658 | No, in this case size really doesn't matter. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1659 | Now, remember, ditch the body, burn the rug, and disappear for a couple of days! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1660 | You'll have to come back tomorrow, Ms. Antoinette just called in sick. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1661 | I see you've mastered the corpse pose | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1662 | Ah--next door, Trump Tower. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1663 | Manspreading is reserved for our advanced class. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1664 | I think you are a little lost. The ballet studio is next door | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1665 | Interior decorating is in the next building over. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1666 | Okay, Donald, you win. Yours is bigger than mine. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1667 | The term "Double Wide" doesn't apply here.....at all. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1668 | Do you really think a cup was necessary? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1669 | Personal yoga mat style is not a constitutional right. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1670 | I don't care even if it's a flying carpet, I'm not going out with you. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1671 | You're early... Persian Yoga begins in an hour. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1672 | And when will Mr. Trump be arriving? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1673 | Where's your mat towel, and your yoga-specific clothes, and your water bottle, and are you breathing through your nose? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1674 | I'm sorry but your rug is too big! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1675 | Hookah Yoga is across the street. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1676 | The only way a woman can get a man to bow down to her is if she's his Yoga instructor | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1677 | I get it: you're angry with the donor-class Yoga establishment. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
| 1678 | Cleopatra just left | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1679 | Namaste can only happen in my natural element. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1680 | Yes, we can help you lose your roll. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1681 | This is yoga class, not body disposal. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1682 | Seriously? That's your yoga mat? It had better be hypo-allergenic, that's all I'm saying... | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1683 | What's the thread count? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1684 | I see…you’re the one from out of town I sold the yoga mat to on Craigslist | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1685 | Mecca is out the window to the Southeast. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1686 | An ancient Indian practice in a modern American studio is diversity enough! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1687 | Are you new to yoga? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1688 | Ever heard of rug burn? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1689 | Ii bought this at a garage sale, it was Jackie Gleason's tailor made yoga mat | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1690 | No baseball caps allowed. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1691 | We don't smoke and we don't chew and we don't lay with the boys that do. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1692 | Bet that's your Hummer out front. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1693 | Where did you get your paleo, non-GMO, organic, latex-free mat? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1694 | It's not a competition. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1695 | I'm going to put a leash on your Down Dog if you keep marking your territory this way. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1696 | I don't care if you brought it, or it brought you. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1697 | I'm sorry. "Bow Down" does not condone rugged individualism. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1698 | No, no stomp class here. Try Drumpf's carpet bagging. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1699 | No, a large carpet will not make dual downward dog possible. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1700 | I can't wait to see your 'yoga blocks'. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1701 | Sorry, sir. We don’t allow any manspreading in this class. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1702 | Bob,this class might not be for you. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1703 | You must be at the wrong place. Man Cave Yoga is 2 blocks over. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1704 | Sorry. We don't allow baseball caps in here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1705 | No hats. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1706 | The hat's okay but you need to take off your shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1707 | See, this is what I mean -- you don't understand me, Norman. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1708 | Welcome, our first Trump supporter! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1709 | We don't allow man spread in our yoga class. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1710 | ``You appear crude, even vulgar. But if you can breathe and relax when ordered, you'll find only love at Bow Down.'' | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1711 | Are you sure you were in a Lululemon? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1712 | You'll find the hot yoga class down the hall...next to the fireplace and easy chair. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1713 | Is this a fashion statement or do you just not get it! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1714 | Our new "redneck yoga" class is out behind the studio. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1715 | Bob, you're supposed to take your shoes off at the door. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1716 | Ready for class 'Aladdin'? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1717 | OK Bob, but you will have to share with Carol, Ted and Alice. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1718 | We don't do ironic hipster yoga here at Bow Down, Jeremy, just regular yoga. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1719 | "Whoa man, this is yoga, not magic carpet flying. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1720 | The bro-ga studio is next door. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1721 | This ain't your grandma's yoga, please don't bring your grandma's mat. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1722 | NO. None of the Poses will make it fly. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1723 | No animal byproduct mats are allowed here. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1724 | We think you'd be happier at our Brooklyn studio. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1725 | You're the third guy this week who's told me, "It really ties the room together." | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1726 | How many times must I tell you, size does not matter.... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1727 | Our magic carpet class is on Sundays. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1728 | The sign says, "No baseball caps." | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1729 | A huge mat won't hide your small fingers Donald. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1730 | Your magic carpet doesn't work in an exercise class. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1731 | We welcome beginners. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1732 | It's not the size, it's what you do on it. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1733 | We do not allow manspreading. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1734 | So you're The Carpetbagger Yogi? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1735 | Namaste not Amen. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1736 | What time can we expect Mr. Trump? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1737 | I see you're comfortable wearing a rug. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1738 | When we practice yoga, we unify our body, mind and spirit. We do not have to feel "snug as a bug in a rug". | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1739 | I told you: hot water and hot dryer. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1740 | Make yourself at home, but don't make it your home. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1741 | Your mat looks a little too rugged. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1742 | Please take your shoes off before coming in to the studio. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1743 | It's actually the socks up to the knees that are really bothering me. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1744 | It's high time we had a chat about your little rug problem. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1745 | Jasmine's classes are on Tuesdays and Thursdays. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1746 | Fine, as long as it's Tibetan. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1747 | Bringing your own mat does not mean stealing the one from the lobby. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1748 | Unroll that ratty thing and you're going to learn the real meaning of pungu mayurasana, the "wounded peacock" pose. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1749 | The fact that it's fair trade doesn't make it more appropriate. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1750 | Sorry. No natural fibers are allowed. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1751 | No, I do not know the direction of Mecca. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1752 | Get out. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1753 | Namaste' AWAY! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1754 | Maybe our group isn't right for you..... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1755 | I'm pretty sure inner peace doesn't come with free installation. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1756 | With the downward dogs, think a little less shaggy, a little more Weimaraner. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1757 | I'm guessing you drove over here in your Hummer. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1758 | You can leave the rug but the rest of you has to go. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1759 | Does it come with a fireplace? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1760 | Persian is down the hall. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1761 | Sorry, the Low-Bob Yoga is down the street. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1762 | I guess we have different definitions of 'authentic'. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1763 | You must be a Neoliberal. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1764 | No, We do not have a " share a carpet" yoga class. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
| 1765 | Like, no, I don't want to smoke it later. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1766 | Yoga and levitation will cost you extra. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1767 | I'm sorry, the head-butting, high-fiving and knuckle-dragging classes were all cancelled this week. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1768 | I didn't know they served burritos here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1769 | How typical | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1770 | You’re bringing me down, dog. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1771 | Billy! Didn't I TELL you to remove your hat when in our sacred realm? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1772 | I agree.....Bikram may work with a flying carpet.......but we're too close to LaGuardia. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1773 | Yeah, me and my magic carpet are feelin' the Bern. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1774 | I thought I do a try out before I consider buying any new equipment | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1775 | Sir, when I asked if you were "getting anything out of this class", I didn't mean the area rug! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1776 | The latest from Lulu Lemon | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1777 | You may find your Zen across the street at the community rec center - the Intro to Carpet Laying class starts soon | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1778 | I can't afford to pay for a Persian carpet. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1779 | Sorry. We are only allowed to shag on hump day. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1780 | The light in me sees the strobe in you. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1781 | No ... Full Prostration Yoga is around the corner. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1782 | Why would I know the direction to Mecca? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
| 1783 | Look, for the last time. You're not Aladdin and you can't show me the world. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
| 1784 | ...that it was the stage rug for the Grateful Dead's '78 World Tour doesn't matter. It's still too big to use in my studio. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
| 1785 | We only use mats made from petroleum-chemicals, but in our defense, made in the U.S.A! | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
| 1786 | You want "Takedown Yoga" next door. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
| 1787 | Calling it a ‘chakrug’ doesn’t help any. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
| 1788 | Hatha Yoga is known, but few know carpet yoga. | 1.1000 | 0.10541 | 10 | 9 | 1 | 0 |
| 1789 | We've seen a lot of newcomers inspired by the primaries ... people finding they can hold all kinds of awkward positions. But for us, size actually does matter and it's just too big. | 1.0909 | 0.09535 | 11 | 10 | 1 | 0 |
| 1790 | You don't scare me! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1791 | But we don't need a flying carpet here | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1792 | Sorry, but size isn't such a big deal around here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1793 | I need a lot of room when I do yoga, ok. Do you really need that much room? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 1794 | I'm sorry but you'll have to leave,we don't do shag | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1795 | We've had a few too many down dogs and need it cleaned. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1796 | I'm just not buying into the consumerism of it all. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1797 | This must be your first time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1798 | The magic carpet class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1799 | The brochure clearly says, yoga mat, bring a yoga MAT! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1800 | Yes, I suppose that is a less bourgeois way to "feel the Bern." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1801 | Sure, I'll trade you. Let me give you my card. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1802 | The yuppie in me honours the men's rights activist in you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1803 | It's not the size of your mat. It's the motion. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1804 | You can't bring your flying carpet and hope for a miracle. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1805 | I'm sorry but we can't Super-Size yoga | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1806 | I don't think you understand. You're supposed to be uncomfortable. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1807 | I can't let a non-conformist take my spot I've had for years. I'm an incumbent. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1808 | What, the hat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1809 | This is a no drip zone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1810 | No, you're still going to do the vacuuming this week. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1811 | We must accept that the floor is hard and user space is small, son. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1812 | Yahtzee! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1813 | I can see you're tense. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1814 | Is this Cleopatra's first yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1815 | I said, no magic carpets! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1816 | Sorry. No carpet bow-downing allowed here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1817 | Sorry, we do not allow those colors. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1818 | We already forgot lesson one, didn't we? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1819 | You must be Charles Brown's friend. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1820 | Sir, please put that back in the lobby and use this one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1821 | Sorry, Hoedoen Yoga is in the Barn on Carrol Street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1822 | You New Yorkers just love walking all over people. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1823 | You heard "bad Dog" I said "Down Dog" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1824 | While we respect your enthusiasm and unique style, we just don't feel the intermediate class is quite ready for you yet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1825 | I'll really miss having you in class Steve. You're idea of starting a Downward Facing Dog Club was simply brilliant. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1826 | You're one of those subway manspreaders, aren't you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1827 | No, it won't tie the room together Mr. L. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1828 | You need to give that thing a shave. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1829 | Does the texture of your mat improve your Downward Facing Dog? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1830 | And I suppose your Armani is at the dry cleaner's. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1831 | "No...That does not make you yoga master..." Submitted by Rebbecca Parker Charlevoix MI | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1832 | Many of us do achieve great personal growth. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1833 | Sorry, there is no tailgating in yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1834 | I don't CARE if your name is Matt. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1835 | Perhaps we need to make that "no solicitation" sign easier to see... | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 1836 | What? I don't understand the problem, all you said was bring a mat | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1837 | But, it flies when I sit in a Lotus position! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1838 | My name is Matt and I am here with mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1839 | It's a fair trade rug from an Ashram in India. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1840 | We're flexible about everything except mat size. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1841 | What exactly do you expect to shag? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1842 | Sorry, your mother was wrong, and she dresses you funny. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1843 | We're missing a customer. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1844 | I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1845 | How's the new pickup treatin ya? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1846 | I'm sorry, this relationship is no longer mutually beneficial | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1847 | Let me suggest knee pads instead of you, ah, rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1848 | What a fancy yoga mat! Where can I buy it? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1849 | The size of your mat really doesn't matter | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1850 | Magic Carpet Ride is next door Mr Trump | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1851 | No thanks, I think I'll walk. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1852 | A sore thumb won't be a problem. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1853 | Please Bill, you just don't get it! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1854 | "No, I don't think you are going to impress the ladies with your large yoga mat"! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1855 | Full-contact ashtanga is the next studio over. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1856 | When I say, "that's a stretch," I don't mean yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1857 | So Cleopatra would like to unroll in our class? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1858 | Sorry, the Cleopatra roll is not a pose I use. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1859 | We don't like man spread in any derivative | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1860 | Now, concerning your spittoon... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1861 | Seriously? A magic carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 1862 | I've never been worried about gentrification before. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1863 | NO-mistah. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1864 | OHHHHHMmmmm, nope! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1865 | Geography isn't my strong suit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1866 | You can take a nap here, but you'll still have to pay for a lesson. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1867 | You can take the rug, Mr. Howard, but you must leave Miss Randolph here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1868 | Can you have it back by Tuesday? I'm flying the class to Nepal. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1869 | After years of being told he was inflexible, Jim finally took matters into his own hands. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1870 | You really didn't need to bring a "man sized" mat, Bob. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1871 | The rug burns are how I know it's working. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1872 | We're a wimps-only establishment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1873 | The magic carpet class is meeting above us. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1874 | I'm getting tired of Ms. Cleopatra's grand entrances. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1875 | What a loser. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1876 | We try to leave our rugged individualism at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1877 | So you think a combo yoga mat, prayer rug and magic carpet satisfies diversity? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1878 | No, "man-spreading" classes are down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1879 | What is it you don't understand about mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1880 | In this studio size doesn't matter | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1881 | No, not here...the consignment shop is next door... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1882 | We do tend to be flexible but not when it comes to runners. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1883 | You still have to take this class smartypants and I know your baseball bat is inside the carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1884 | It's how you use it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1885 | I don't care if you can levitate. Your flying carpet is too big! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1886 | You want 'satya'?...You really want 'satya'?... Well, my friend, in all honesty, you can't handle 'satya'!!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1887 | Because a Scout must also be flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1888 | To be honest, we've never tried aggressive self-realization. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1889 | No, you can't lie down here to take a nap with all these freaks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1890 | Take your fat ass to a barn, somewhere! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1891 | Just how big is he? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1892 | Is that organic natural fiber? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1893 | Need the extra padding,do we,softie. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1894 | Jasmine doesn’t teach today and she doesn’t want to see you anymore now that you’ve let yourself go | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1895 | Can I get a family rate if we all use the same mat | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1896 | we really don't allow solicitors. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1897 | Perhaps you could "just run a few laps" around the interior of your skull? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1898 | No, thanks. I have plans. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1899 | I don't think that's what "old school" entails. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1900 | I’m sorry, we’re still waiting on our magic carpet yoga certification. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1901 | I'm going to have to accuse you of manspreading | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1902 | Our family-style seating is in the rear of the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1903 | It's what's on the inside that counts. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1904 | I think you heard me. I said "That was zen, this is tao." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1905 | She DOES matter, but in this case, smaller is better! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1906 | Bro Down Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1907 | Are you sure this is this most expensive mat? I am trying to get my daughter into pre-school. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1908 | Only if Cleopatra is in there. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1909 | strip, lay and watch | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1910 | My friend might show up later. He really likes doing corpse pose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1911 | You must be interested in our group rates. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1912 | If you want to free your mind you have to do exactly what I say. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1913 | By any chance is your name Cleopatra? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1914 | It's like vegan break-dancing | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1915 | You're looking for the broga studio. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1916 | Even if the sign did say 'Bedouin Yoga' we wouldn't let your camel take the class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1917 | You? In my class? That's a stretch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1918 | Please tell Aladdin that we have spare mats he can use. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1919 | Let me guess, You're the new guy who called to say he was bringing a Matt with him. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1920 | No, you cannot hide that body here. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 1921 | I'm ready for Bow Down Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 1922 | If you can't confine your yoga mat to a 2'x5' space, you will have to pay a double registration fee...or promise never to return until you are in a state of enlightenment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1923 | I don't care if you did fly in on it; you can fly yourself out on it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1924 | You have the wrong floor. The itchy skin yoga class is on the next level. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1925 | What, do you think the ancient Hindu had microfiber mats? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1926 | The rug is ok - but next time try not to bring the sofa and the tv. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1927 | Take off your hat. I want to see if the drapes match your carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1928 | Wrong kind of Indian -- and stop calling me "Paleface." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1929 | That's for "Rugrats," the mother-child Pilates studio next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1930 | The bariatric yoga salon is across the street | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 1931 | I need a bigger mat, there are no half measures with me... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1932 | Sir, I'm afraid this is a masculinity-free zone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1933 | Np we don't offer Persian variations | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1934 | Oh, boy. Call me when you have grown up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1935 | That's a bit of a stretch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1936 | I can see our website needs to be more specific. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1937 | Might you be the Australian here to demonstrate outback oriental yoga? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1938 | Tell me – is this to compensate for something..? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1939 | When you called earlier today I said foam, not faux | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1940 | This is what I meant when I told you, "you will need to bring a soft pad for the class". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1941 | I asked for the persian design! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1942 | You do understand, "mat" isn't short for "mattress"? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1943 | No... I really am here for the yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1944 | It's Eastern, not Oriental. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1945 | Meditate this Junior. We accept no snakes. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 1946 | Nama - go away. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1947 | Your yoga mat is bigger than the both of us. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1948 | It is called Downward Dog, not Downward Elephant | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1949 | I presume you're from left field. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1950 | Yes I did say to make your mat your "home" during class but... | 1.0000 | 0.10541 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 1951 | You can use the mat as long as it's GMO free all organic fiber. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1952 | Pick a remote dumpster..no questions please. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1953 | Sorry, interlocking group yoga is not allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1954 | We don't do magic carpet yoga here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1955 | A downward dog with a matt, not a dirt dog with a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1956 | No, there's no sitting watching football asana. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1957 | We run a reputable establishment. No carpetbaggers allowed here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1958 | No, we never advertised 'Super Size Me.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1959 | It's okay. Umm. . . did anyone see you come in? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1960 | The Antique Roadshow said this is a yoga mat from the 16th century. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1961 | I'm here to drop off a corpse pose... | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 1962 | Oh, how I do love bring-your-husband-to-yoga day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1963 | I can't believe you brought the Persian into my sacred space | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1964 | This isn't little-league. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1965 | I have a feeling that your mother's dining room is now short one yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1966 | Sorry, but Governor Christie is not in this class. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 1967 | Flying carpet yoga is next door... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1968 | I don't care if it's the same one from 'Aladdin', you need a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1969 | Size matters less than motion. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 1970 | I hope that Persian also instructs. Otherwise I've made a big mistake. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1971 | No, we do not clean rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1972 | You by any chance Norbert? Your grandmother just aller, and she sounded upset. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1973 | No, you cannot smoke that in here! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1974 | The magic carpet classes are upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1975 | No, just the mind and senses. I'm afraid the flying carpet is not going to work. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1976 | No, I don't think a larger mat will elicit the desired assumption about your anatomy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1977 | Did I forget something? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1978 | Tell your Mom we don't do used carpet trade-ins. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1979 | Cleopatra doesn't need to always come wrapped in her carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1980 | I'm sorry, the 'flying carpet' class was canceled due to lack of enlightenment | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 1981 | This is a yoga studio, the carpet cleaner is next door...nice knee socks, by the way | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1982 | ?pu s'tahw | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1983 | No, nobody will laugh at you if you wear yoga pants. It's the hat and that ridiculous rug that cracks us up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1984 | It's just that you don't seem like a true conservative, basically. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1985 | No, a hairier mat does not make you more masculine. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1986 | You'll need to come back tomorrow for the beginning Yoga Fashion class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1987 | Hipster yoga moved to the coffee shop next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1988 | Matt, I know you're heteroflexible. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1989 | You say Mr. Trump will be here in 5 minutes? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1990 | Sorry, "Bow Down" in yoga has no religious implication. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1991 | No way! I hardly know you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1992 | Yes,your party of five is ready. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1993 | Sorry, the "Fragile Flowers" class is tomorrow. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1994 | Flying carpet practice is next door! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1995 | Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. They let me use this papyrus scroll. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1996 | We're sorry, but the downward facing dog is not allowed on that rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1997 | Everyone pays, no matter how they get in! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1998 | I don't want you to show me the world. I want you to show me a downward-facing dog. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 1999 | I don't care if that is your ride Mr. Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2000 | New to the City? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2001 | The instructions said: "....bring a YOGA mat, not a GOYA mate....". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2002 | My smugness comes from, unlike yours, knowing my mat doesn't come from a sweatshop! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2003 | We said to bring a mat not a flying carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2004 | You can move in her "mat," but SHE has to do the yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2005 | thank you but I did want his body buried with the rug. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2006 | That's not a vintage yoga mat. It's carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2007 | I'm pretty sure that's not what she meant when she asked you to pick her up at Yoga!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2008 | this must be a common core issue?? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2009 | We don't do group therapy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2010 | When I said let's sweep our affair under the rug.... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2011 | No yoga for you! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2012 | Size doesn't matter here, either. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2013 | My wife sent me here to relax. Where does the tv go? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2014 | You're looking for "Bob Up Yogi." It's two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2015 | Well, the ball cap might help you attain the infield fly position. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2016 | I think this job sharing has gone too far! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2017 | We buy cheap used carpeting. We sell expensive antique yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2018 | I think first we should discuss the way in which you parked your car. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2019 | We're going to pass. Studies have shown artificial turf to be damaging to joints. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2020 | We don't allow "rug envy" in our studio. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2021 | Look he just wants to have a normal day where someone can do yoga on him without having to sign autographs, take pictures, or give out magic carpet rides so please leave us in peace. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2022 | The sign says: Bow Down-- not Chill Out-- Yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2023 | Seriously?! You brought a Persian rug to a Bikram yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2024 | Men or rugs, Wendell, you’re the reason I’m taking a break from Caucasians. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | When my wife drags me to yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2026 | Yes, we do the dog pose, but you can't bring your dog to class. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 2027 | I see you brought a man-size mat this time, Andy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2028 | This is the billing address. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2029 | Try Lululemon next time. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2030 | Is there a place for one more? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2031 | My, my, where do I begin to explain why 'absolutely not' is my reaction? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2032 | Tell Mr. Trump he's not welcome. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2033 | That rug culturally appropriates Asian culture and it doesn’t belong here. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2034 | Bow Down features happy baby downward dog today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2035 | So, by the size of that oversized rug....I have to assume you are voting for Trump? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2036 | That's a great idea! I sweat a lot too. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2037 | Sorry sir, we don't offer fringe benefits at this studio. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2038 | No, no, it's not downward facing rug. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2039 | Overcompensating just a bit? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2040 | No Turkish rugs or towels allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2041 | But I'm Persian! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2042 | I'm here to see a-hole new world. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2043 | ...also a three letter word, yes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2044 | Delivery yoga is in the afternoon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2045 | We don't roll that way here. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2046 | Please tell your Mother this isn't day care, and I know a dining room rug when I see one! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2047 | You must have some heavy meditating on your mind. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2048 | Next time, can you please not yell out "woof woof" when we do Downward Dog? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2049 | Home Depot does not have an exercise department. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2050 | So you're THAT guy, huh? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2051 | Separately | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2052 | I don't care if it is Yoda's yoga mat, it's too musty to use here! | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2053 | Yogi not included. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2054 | Let me guess your occupation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2055 | Someone's compensating for a weak chakra. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2056 | They said to bring my own mat and I like my space. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2057 | Welcome, Aladdin. So this is your first yoga class, huh? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2058 | Uncle Guido says grandma's a little stiff. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2059 | Umm, are you here for the course on "sacred masculinity" ? I'm afraid you're a bit early ! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2060 | I don't care if that's the real you. I'm not going out with you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2061 | Usually my clients come here voluntarily. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2062 | No we have no plans to change from mats to rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.11785 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 2063 | I said to bring a "mat,"not a "rug." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2064 | It was suicide-by-contemplation . . . dump him in Jersey. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2065 | I said size matters, inversely. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2066 | Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it, and looks like you really want it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2067 | Carpet flying is the next session. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2068 | Beginners carpetboarding is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2069 | No Mr. Trump the size of your Rug will not make Yoga Class Great Again | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2070 | I keep telling you, size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2071 | Come on, it's not only functional, it really ties the room together too! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2072 | No, this is not a 'friends and family' class! | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2073 | Do you want to meet me at the juice bar after class? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2074 | Excuse me, but I am reasonably sure we are not zoned for that! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2075 | From Texas? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2076 | This is a Yoga, not a Thug class!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2077 | Don't you think it is overstretching it to say you are channeling your inner, interior decorator? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2078 | My bathroom mat was wet. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2079 | New years resolutions; am I right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2080 | I did not say you have small hands, Billy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2081 | the lay-out-the -rug- and - plotz classs starts next tuesday | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2082 | bad downward dog | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2083 | Is it your yoga rug, Rookie? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2084 | Take whats left of that mouth breather to the woodchipper. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2085 | I understand your name is Matt but that doesn't entitle you to use a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2086 | Got anything bigger? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2087 | Persian yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2088 | If Tina Fey can have a California King, I can have a California King | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2089 | I don't care if it's a magic carpet, you can't use it in class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2090 | Are you moving in or downward, dog? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2091 | My yoga mat may be carcinogenic, but you should see how your 'natural' mats stick to these $200 leggings. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2092 | Cleopatra' Yoga is down the street | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2093 | "You're the second guy to come in looking to do a class while on Persian rugs". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2094 | No, no - I said check out the Magic Carpet Yoga Mat at Anthro. Completely different. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2095 | I see you're feeling the rug Bern. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2096 | Who have you got in there? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2097 | I'm sorry, but Yoga is NOT a Persian tradition. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2098 | " No, no! You don't need to use a prayer rug, just because we are called ' Bow Down Yoga ' ! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2099 | All are welcome here. You'll have to tell Mr. Trump, no shoes, no platform no exceptions Namaste'. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2100 | I'm sorry, sir, but under our agreement with the college, we can appropriate only one culture at a time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2101 | I'm afraid you'll have to leave your flying carpet outside. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2102 | You said I needed to take your hobbies more seriously. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2103 | That's just so people won't know you weren't on your way to yoga? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2104 | Ommmmmmmmm?? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2105 | It was either this or the front door mat | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2106 | Don't you think a $5,000 Persian rug for yoga class is a bit ostentatious? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2107 | I don't care if you have a sensitive butt. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2108 | Many people start out rugged | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2109 | Yogi's carpet repair is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2110 | Broga is tomorrow night. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2111 | A flying carpet? Good take on levitation! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2112 | It smells as though Fido had decided to do a Downward Dog pose on the rug I brought for class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2113 | It's not funny anymore! She's a collector on the 5th floor! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2114 | I figure this will help you dispose of my body after your hot yoga class kills me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2115 | So welcome to your first hot yoga class, Bill. Looks like you are a sweater. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2116 | This will make me look more masculine with all these girls. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2117 | No Sir, you cannot align your "mat" to Mecca. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2118 | That will be perfect for when we get to the downward dining-table position. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2119 | We specialize in cleaning minds, not rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2120 | So, are we ever gonna meet this friend of yours, Cleopatra? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2121 | Let go of the rug, so we can achieve it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2122 | I'm taking my wife home. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2123 | Big feet, big hands, really big mat. Yeah, I get it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2124 | You're starting off on the wrong square foot. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2125 | Julius Caesar's studio is up the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2126 | That's not what I meant by size matters. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 2127 | As part of our anti-Trump campaign we now offer 5 Bow Down sessions daily. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2128 | I am so sick of manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2129 | Big rug, small hands... Big deal. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2130 | Magic Carpets is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2131 | Yogi's is down the road. "It's crowded so no one goes there anymore." doesn't work here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2132 | Everything about your downward dog was so wrong. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2133 | You don't have the proper smile on your face to participate! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2134 | You might find our practice a bit of a stretch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2135 | And who do we have here...Yoga Berra, perhaps? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2136 | Can we trade? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2137 | I don't care if it muffles your farts... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2138 | I'm a lumberjack too, and I don't care either! | 1.0000 | 0.10541 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 2139 | The failure of DIY Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2140 | Guys can be such imbeciles. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2141 | Breathe in and now Breathe OW! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2142 | The practice actually originates in Persia. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2143 | Is there an elephant tusk in that rug or are you just happy to see me? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2144 | I understand it is self-funded, but Mr. Trump will have to use the same mat as the rest of us. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2145 | I hope you brought a vacuum with you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2146 | We simply don't have the space for your ego. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2147 | Overcompensating is strictly prohibited. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2148 | The advanced relaxation class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2149 | I'm sorry, but, this is not about your comfort! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2150 | Sorry, but that outfit and that mat are only for home use. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2151 | Tyler, do you always have to have the biggest mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2152 | We are the nose-in-the-air Bow Down Yoga Club; The distasteful Rug Rat Yoga Group is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2153 | You'll have to wait... They're not converting this building into condos until this afternoon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2154 | I have a rug, can I join women's yoga now? | 1.0000 | inf | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 |
| 2155 | Sir, unless you intend to use that magic carpet for a party of six or more, please park it at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2156 | You're Yoga Matt?! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2157 | I understand the fibers are organic, Sir. But can you confirm those crumbs are gluten-free? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2158 | The flying carpet class is upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2159 | Everyone, the Wheat Grass is here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2160 | Magic carpet rides are being held on the roof. This floor is reserved for relaxation yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2161 | What is it about "Size doesn't matter" that you don't understand? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2162 | I don't care if it is a Republican prayer rug. Get a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2163 | I find using a rug really helps me from slipping in downward dog | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2164 | It's yoga and not yogart and no you can't sit and gawk for a while. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2165 | Your mat will really tie the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2166 | When I said you should try getting out more I didn't really mean it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2167 | My wife told me that y’all might be able to teach me how to ride this thing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2168 | You were warned about drinking from that bottle without a guide. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2169 | You're stressing me out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2170 | It's for our new pose: upward-facing Persian cat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2171 | You want to be great again? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2172 | Actually, Subway doesn't use that chemical in their sandwiches anymore. Yoga mats are safe again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2173 | Just think of it like I have a seasons ticket to this spot. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2174 | So it's finally here: Dharman-spreading.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2175 | Mosque delivery is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2176 | Ah, great Persian carpet; much roomier. Good price, too. Couple of questions though... . Has the Mecca GPS device been disabled? (Off-screen) "And ask him if you should get a CARPET BOMB Rider on your insurance while you're at it." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2177 | Does it fly too? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2178 | Puraney khayalat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2179 | Sorry, we don't allow manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2180 | This is Bow Down Yoga... NOT... Lay Down and Nap! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2181 | What would happen when a man brought a carpet to have one room for a yoga instructor? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2182 | Namaste yourself to the basement. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2183 | Yoga is not a competition sport, Nigel. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2184 | Had enough, big shot? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2185 | You're early for the magic carpet class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2186 | That will have to be screened for bed bugs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2187 | I don't think those are the piles yoga is supposed to help. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2188 | If you'd like to use your magic carpet as a yoga mat, you're going to have to sign a waiver in the event that it takes off during seated meditation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2189 | You're not allowed to relax unless you have the right attire. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2190 | I can rule the bends here, but I can't bend the rules... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2191 | I said 'yoga"'party", not 'toga' party. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2192 | Sir, there's a lulu lemon right next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2193 | I'm very flexible, but that mat is not welcome. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2194 | What happens in your man caves stays in your man cave. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2195 | It's Jamaican rolled maan. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2196 | I said Yoga met, not biggest mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2197 | This is what i meant by "we are poor at communicating" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2198 | I'm so sorry, this image just isn't going to work for us. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2199 | You know you can use your regular yoga mat for the Flying Carpet position, right? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2200 | Neanderthal yoga is at 6. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2201 | I want to see these sun salutations of yours. | 1.0000 | 0.11785 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 2202 | A Lu-Lu Heriz Serapi? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2203 | That's really more of a carpet than a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2204 | Okay, so there are two exceptions to all-organic-all-natural. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2205 | I'm sorry, but, in this class, size doesn't matter.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2206 | Look, I just won the Middle Eastern yoga tour contest! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2207 | And the miller he has served him worse than that, for he's ground him between two stones. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2208 | The size of your mat does not matter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2209 | You did not purchase a family membership | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2210 | I'm sorry, but the hipster doofus yoga studio is located above the ironic vintage t-shirt shop across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2211 | Your outfit is bringing me down, dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2212 | Size doesn't matter in yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2213 | Bow Wow Dog Training is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2214 | I'm boycotting Big Yoga | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2215 | No, you can't bring your recliner. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2216 | Yes, that bread chemical is also in yoga mats, but the mats are perfectly safe. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2217 | I know your name is Matt. And the thing you're carrying you call a mat. But that is not a yoga mat, Matt. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2218 | Persian yoga doesn't start until 2:00. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2219 | I'm guessing you are the new apprentice. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2220 | I can't wait to see how you interpret downward dog. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2221 | OK, NOW UNROLL THE CARPET, AND LET CLEOPATRA EMERGE! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2222 | You don't know the Crane menage à trois pose do you? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2223 | Yogis don't teach you how to fly like Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2224 | Your family will participate? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2225 | It's Indian, not Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2226 | Your hand size has nothing to do with your mat size. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2227 | I may have put up with your abuse of thesaurus.com but I’m not your English professor anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2228 | Jam Band yoga class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2229 | He said. Take any rug in the house | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2230 | Got a dead body in there? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2231 | So your name's Aladdin. You still can't bring that rug in here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2232 | What do you think this is--a slumber party? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2233 | I'll let you know when it's time for Downward Persian Dog. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2234 | Sorry for asking sweetie, but I just can't tell the pitchers from catchers anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2235 | Sandra, I respect your opinion but this is my Yogi Bear mat. If we just take a deep breath...and relax...I'm sure we can make this work. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2236 | I think you are taking the concept of going to the mat a bit too literally. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2237 | You're entirely welcome here, but the corpse has to be outside. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2238 | We're trying to become more authentic, ma'am. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2239 | I'm sorry, the 'Elect Donald Trump Yoga Fundraiser' doesn't start for another hour. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2240 | Sorry, "Make Yoga Great Again" is in the next studio. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2241 | 'It Ain't Yogi 'Till It's Yoga is across the street.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2242 | Sorry, but it doesn't match the drapes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2243 | Well, well...what have we here? Another vain attempt at compensation? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2244 | You may use your 'magic flying carpet' today. But please get a yoga mat for next time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2245 | Bigger is not always better! | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2246 | The funeral home is in the next block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2247 | Let me guess: you're new to yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2248 | It's not practical, but I admire your sense of aesthetic. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2249 | The spread eagle is not a yoga pose. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2250 | The flight school is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2251 | With men it's always about size, isn't it? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2252 | It needs restretching. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2253 | Assume the shag position. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2254 | What do you mean 'your chahra is blocked by my studio's feng shui'? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2255 | So you were told a yak mat will enhance your peace of mind and release tension? H'om... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2256 | I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. It's not the Oriental, it's the normcore. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2257 | So that's whay they call you "big" Matt | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2258 | And yes, I promise you that I will never ask you to eat kale again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2259 | No, we are not Ground School for carpet flyers! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2260 | One: take your shoes off in my studio. Two: that's a tapestry. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2261 | The Magic Carpet Ride class meets on the roof. Good luck! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2262 | I think you've got the yang covered. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2263 | Supersized spots pay a supersized fee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2264 | Nobody is buying it that you found Shiva's original yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2265 | You found it, stuffed away in an old drawer...!?...well, you need to think 'slip resistant'. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2266 | The auditions for Anthony and Cleopatra are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2267 | No rule says you can't wear kneepads instead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2268 | I completely understand your feelings on this, but I'm just concerned your flying carpet will be an unnecessary distraction. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2269 | So, they call you Mr Big, do they? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2270 | The baseball cross-training class starts next week. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2271 | Bigger is not better | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2272 | 'Let me guess -- it's either this or detention." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2273 | I'm sorry, "eastward-facing dog?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2274 | Uh your mat is quite big," "I thought size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2275 | I'm not judging, but your chakras are blocked. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2276 | With all due respect, we request that you not be visible from our window. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2277 | Trust me, you're not that flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2278 | The sign says no Flying carpets. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2279 | Take your magic carpet and beat it, Alladin. The only way you'll ever reach a higher plane is on a sticky mat! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2280 | This is a yoga studio, not Downton Abbey. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2281 | YOU WANT THE UPPER CRUST OF YOGA,THERE'RE IN THE PENTHOUSE. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2282 | magic carpet or not, its too big for this class | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2283 | Smaller, thicker and less decorative next time, please. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2284 | One day you will also keep the seat down! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2285 | I'm sorry, Sir. The flying carpet class ended at 11. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2286 | No, I do not want to shag, thank you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2287 | Agoy Nwod Wob means your coming at this from the wrong perspective. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2288 | Sir, next time can you bring your own yoga mat? That rug isn't supposed to leave the lobby. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2289 | Is there a lamp in there too? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2290 | Men: We're even rugged during Yoga | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2291 | I'm afraid you exceed our minimalism, attitude and materialism guidelines. Good day Mr. Smith. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2292 | Good, we won't have a wading pool like last week then. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2293 | I think you'll need your carpet at the boxing ring next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2294 | Shake out your mat, Frank--we're missing Mr. Whimpley. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2295 | I'm kinda old school... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2296 | Compensating? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2297 | It's a movement practice, not a move-in practice. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2298 | We don't condone manspreading in our studio. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2299 | No rugs, sir. Not painful enough. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2300 | Honey, this "Make America Great Again!" thing has gone far enough. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2301 | You muslims always think you can kill two birds with one stone. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2302 | I said bring your mat, Mr. Trump, not your rug. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2303 | You just don't have that special Bow Down Yoga attitude. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2304 | At least your clothing is appropriate this time, Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2305 | Whoever told you size does not matter was wrong. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2306 | That kundalini pick-up line is so overused! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2307 | Persian rugs seems to have been quite qui successful with their new campaign strategy. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2308 | Is it organic astroturf? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2309 | I said it was a yoga class, not a yogi class! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2310 | Really? Not even you are that dumb | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2311 | I'm afraid yoga is more of a mid-century modern lifestyle. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2312 | Drop and roll before I bonk you on the head! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2313 | I think your college buddies were pulling your leg. There is no instructor here named Alladin! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2314 | I saw you driving in. That's a very nice Porsche convertible. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2315 | Really? A "power carpet" for Power Yoga? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2316 | Look what the shaggy dog dragged in. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2317 | We said you can practice at home, not like you’re home. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2318 | Actually, my karma says to take your Grateful Dead rug elsewhere. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2319 | I don't care if your name IS Aladin. You lie it! Don't fly it. | 1.0000 | 0.11785 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 2320 | The non-conformist yoga instructor doesn’t stick to a regular schedule, but you’re welcome to join my class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2321 | No, having a bigger rug doesn't help, either. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2322 | This wasn't the kind of burn I was expecting. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2323 | Size matters. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2324 | Where's Aladdin, and what have you done to that magic carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2325 | Downward-facing smile. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2326 | This 'bigger is better' mantra you live by is getting old. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2327 | Not sure what happened to her but the body is in the back room. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2328 | Magic carpet lessons, start at noon | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2329 | The Kama Sutra class is next week. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2330 | My downward dog had worms | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2331 | You do realise that downward dog is meant for humans, right? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2332 | Have you seen Alice? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2333 | Sorry about your downward dog accident, but we don't do pet stains | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2334 | I meant something like a large bath towel, not a carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2335 | Is your moving truck double parked? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2336 | We don't subscribe to manspread Yoga here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2337 | I say no to rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2338 | Oh, you downward dog, you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2339 | Let me guess, downward facing dog ate your mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2340 | Okay, if you got it smoke it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2341 | Attain a higher plane? Pretty sure that's not what they meant. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2342 | We only show you the pose, it's up to you to dispose of the corpse. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2343 | but is it artisanal? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2344 | Let me guess, you aren't vegan either. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2345 | Sorry. The ad was supposed to say Flying Dog not Flying Carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2346 | I said a mat, not the living room rug! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2347 | It's "namaste"not "no mats day" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2348 | I will let it go this time, but if I so much as hear you humming that song from Aladdin, you're out of here! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2349 | Unwelcome karma, sir. No, not the mat, it's your NRA hat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2350 | I'm sorry, but there's still no group discount. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2351 | The Yogi School is on the second floor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2352 | You're early. Please let the Jolly Green Giant know his XXXXXXXL yoga workout doesn't begin until four. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2353 | I promise to take the needs of Yoga Dads into consideration. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2354 | Our practice includes the idea that size does not matter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2355 | You can put my sister down anywhere? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2356 | I'm sorry, no flying carpets allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2357 | We don't do the same yoga. XOXO | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2358 | That's not lululemon... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2359 | I don't care if it's Cleopatra in there, she's still going to pay for the classes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2360 | Don't you have any friends of your own Bob? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2361 | A fancy Persian rug will not get you to a higher level of conciousness in my yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2362 | Namaste! Wait until I say "Namaste," you oaf! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2363 | My Persian rug is in need of a stretch! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2364 | At least our orientalism isn't gauche. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2365 | Let me guess - bean burritos for lunch? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2366 | Pole dancing is at 6:00 PM. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2367 | No, we don't offer a 7th inning stretch. Wrong sport dude. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2368 | This is the Bow Down studio. The DIY studio is on the second floor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2369 | Is that Persian? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2370 | You must be looking for the yogurt place next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2371 | I know it's a bit oversized, but the salesperson assured me it's 100% organic. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2372 | I hope you don't roll your own cigarettes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2373 | "Magic Carpet Flying Lessons" are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2374 | It's about spiritual liberation not a magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 2375 | Ali Akbar dropped this class yesterday. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2376 | Sorry sir, but Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays are reserved for allergen-free workouts. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2377 | Sorry, but I'm looking for something a little more manufactured. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2378 | "Bro-Ga" has been cancelled. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2379 | When I said, 'Feel the burn,' I wasn't talking about rug burn. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2380 | I'm sorry, but if we allow you , soon everyone will be in here magic carpets. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2381 | We have parking for flying carpets behind the building. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2382 | And I would ALSO appreciate it if you DIDN'T make follow-up comments to mine, such as "What up, Downward Dog?" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2383 | Class cost is by the square foot. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2384 | This is what happens when you tell your man to bring the 'thing' on the floor to couples yoga while he is watching the game. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2385 | I don't care if it Aladdin swore by it, you'll have to use a yoga mat like the rest of us. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2386 | No, the studio doesn't need "classin' up". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2387 | I ordered a zen rug, not a Persian rug. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2388 | The community class is at 3. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2389 | Using a flying carpet to attain the Eagle pose is frowned upon! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2390 | I came to get down. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2391 | We took the family pack | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2392 | Let's just start with an all natural diet | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2393 | Persia is not known as a yoga mat manufacturing centre. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2394 | How much bliss do you need? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2395 | It's 100% organic. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2396 | I'm sorry, we don't offer a group rate. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2397 | Do your choices affect others? Consider your actions. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2398 | Planning on expanding your practice, I assume? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2399 | It's 3 doors down for the men's class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2400 | Did you get in with the two-for-one special? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2401 | Sorry, IRANIAN yoga rug. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2402 | Yes, we stretch here. The bullpen for pitching from the stretch is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2403 | Okay, I'll check-in my sense of superiority if you check-in that carpet | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2404 | I think you want the place up the street -- Downward Doggy Style. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2405 | Yes, we believe yoga is a religious experience. No, you cannot bring your own prayer rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2406 | You've been living in that "mine's bigger than your's" world much too long | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2407 | I'm sorry, this is a no-fly zone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2408 | A genie better be in there and grant me 3 wishes if you plan on rolling that out in my class. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2409 | I guarantee you, a small rug is wonderful, there's no problem, I guarantee you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2410 | You can start by getting your rug off of Barbara’s head. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2411 | what 'Room' ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2412 | What's with the rug, Matt? | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2413 | Your website said to bring your own mat | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2414 | Sir, shoes aren't allowed in the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2415 | I'm sorry, our Neanderthal-looking-for-a-date class meets on yesterdays. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2416 | Is it medicinal? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2417 | I don't care how wealthy you are, you can't use a your expensive Persian rug in this class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2418 | Your guy says the whole class can have 80% off yoga mats this week only. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2419 | Sorry, today is Dog Facing East. Yesterday was Doofus Carrying Rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2420 | This is Hatha, not Mansplay yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2421 | The introduction to pre-yoga class is tomorrow. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2422 | Are you here to pray or stretch? No, we don't allow naps. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2423 | Your small-man, big-mat compensation issues are starting to hurt my business. | 1.0000 | 0.10541 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 2424 | Have you seen my sister Cleo? | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2425 | Sorry, Mr. Perkins--but your small rug on top is even scarier than the big one for your bottom. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2426 | We lie on our mats not fly on them. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2427 | Salesman or no, yoga doesn't involve flying on a magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2428 | Oh, I forgot, Ben. You skipped second grade to play baseball, and second grade is when we learned the difference between a rug and a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2429 | May I take your brother's measurements as long as he's here? | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2430 | Why don't you ask the rest of your crew to join us? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2431 | Remember, no flying more than two feet above the floor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2432 | this is yoga not a carpet store | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2433 | At 'Bow Down Yoga', we find our inner bliss on yoga mats, not area rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2434 | Miley's here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2435 | Magic carpet rides are not allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2436 | I admire your ambition. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2437 | That would have to be the early evening family class | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2438 | No you can't bring your dog, it's Bow Down Yoga, not Bow Wow | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2439 | If that thing can fly, I suggest you use it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2440 | Wrong space sir. Rehearsals for Anthony and Cleopatra are held in the upstairs studio. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2441 | No, we don't supply the chair and television. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2442 | Size doesn't matter to me. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2443 | ," "May the floors be with you." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2444 | "You can try, sir, but I question if you and your rug are a fit for our program. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2445 | Her Bow Down dog soiled the rug | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2446 | Together would be nice, but I'm allergic to dust. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2447 | How many times do I have to tell you that size doesn't matter? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2448 | I do appreciate your trying but we are just not on the same page. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2449 | The BYO class is downstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2450 | You don't look very stretchy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2451 | It helps absorb my sweat, but does very little for my excessive leering. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2452 | Late for class after one of those 1001 nights again? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2453 | Sir, this is yoga. Size does not matter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2454 | You’ve either signed up for Hatha or the stick welding course next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2455 | I'm sorry, Spousal Disposal Inc is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2456 | Just a thought, natural wool may chafe. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2457 | Sorry, there are no hemp mats allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2458 | No we don't do juice and crackers. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2459 | Let me guess, you're here for broga? 2nd floor. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2460 | You're overcompensating for a weak second chakra. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2461 | This is a beginners class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2462 | My wife is lost in thought. Can you please tell her that she promised the kid's that she would take them to the park today? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2463 | A one-percenter Downward-facing Dog? Nowhere near me, dude. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2464 | Sorry, Oriental Rug Yoga isn't until 7PM right after Trampoline Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2465 | I'm sorry but your too well adjusted for our program. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2466 | You want the flying lessons; that's up on the roof level. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2467 | Do you need help moving your furniture in? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2468 | This is Yoga class, the "Aladdin" tryouts are down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2469 | I specifically ordered 3-inch memory foam padding beneath. Where is it? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2470 | Can you help me unwind? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2471 | Am I supposed to be impressed? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2472 | I'm sorry but "scatter rug" yoga is not a thing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2473 | Good, now hold that position until you achieve yin. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2474 | Your name might be Matt, but it's still a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2475 | Are you going to kill and roll me up in that rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2476 | Remember, speak softly and carry a big shovel. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2477 | Take her, and put her in the garbage truck. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2478 | A mix of hot yoga and body wraps. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2479 | This won't be a sleepover. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2480 | I don't care if it's soft and fluffy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2481 | Sorry, the normcore class doesn't start until 11:00 | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2482 | Overcompensating Mr. Smith? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2483 | I said I wanted a crumpet not a carpet! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2484 | Bow, not bro | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2485 | There is no 'I' in Yoga Mat! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2486 | This is a No Manspreading zone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2487 | Unfortunately, our schedule does not allow time for a ceremony to honor Mr. Berra. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2488 | No. 'Till the fat lady sings.' was his mantra. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2489 | At Bow Down we do not allow the picking up of a partner. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2490 | No, I'm afraid using a bigger mat will not 'make yoga great again.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2491 | “winning isn’t about carrying a mountain and moving a step-but about carrying Pebble and taking a leap”. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2492 | Not that kind of bow down | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2493 | Magic carpet ride huh? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2494 | Honey how many times do I have too tell you? Stop stealing our neighbors carpet for your own personal use. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2495 | We don't allow full-size rugs in here. It makes the mats feel self-conscious. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2496 | Our class for the refreshingly un-commercialized starts next week | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2497 | Your karma is just pitiful. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2498 | Tell Cleopatra that Julius is not here on Monday's. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2499 | Only if it doesn't levitate. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2500 | Yes, I did say you could bring your own yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2501 | OK, the brochure says a gentler class comfortable for beginners, but that is not one of the recommended mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2502 | No, no cheese, I said chi. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2503 | We're not planning on flying at all! A simple mat will do. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2504 | In yoga we use mats -- not runners, neither floor nor designated. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2505 | Yo, sorry I'm not down with this Dog. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2506 | I said hot mat, not hot rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2507 | My downward tapestry has really improved of late. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2508 | No, you can't "tail-gaze" while we do Downward Dog | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2509 | I'm sorry, but we don't allow Persians. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2510 | I said, "Carpe Diem", not "Carpet Today". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2511 | Your rug or mine? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2512 | It'll come in handy when I start "Yoga for Rug Rats." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2513 | I see you're here for the Persian Yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2514 | Who are you? And what have you done with Cleo? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2515 | I can't meditate on a plastic mat ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2516 | Namaste. I suppose Home Depot was out of berber? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2517 | If you turn to your left you'll be facing East. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2518 | Sorry - for rug carry you need Cross Fit down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2519 | Nothing brings me inner peace like my prayer rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2520 | Wow, I'll bet you are the mood for some rhythmic breathing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2521 | Even though you may have learned it in 2nd grade, in this class you don't have to bring enough for everyone. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2522 | Working class is in Studio Two. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2523 | Which way is Mecca? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2524 | No we don't clean rugs as well. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2525 | Small hands, big mat ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2526 | I insist. Men first! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2527 | This is a yoga class, not a beer and weed hangout. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2528 | Perhaps you were looking for the Fight Club down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2529 | This is Bow Down not Lay Down Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2530 | I hope you realize, that this will triple your class fee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2531 | Please stop referring to it as the doggie pose, Lewis. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2532 | Meditate on this: Oriental yoga matts are not permitted! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2533 | I don't care if you paid full price at Restoration Hardware. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2534 | Please take off your shoes and socks, we practice barefoot. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2535 | Space being a finite resource, we have to double your rates. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2536 | OK, maybe you're just not cutout for yoga. But I tell ya what, how about I refer you to that CrossFit gym around the corner? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2537 | No, Alladin, I do not wish to try a new position with you on your magic carpet! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2538 | Are you trying to perfect "The Recumbent Man"? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2539 | I asked for wall-to-wall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2540 | Body's out back. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2541 | No, I am not able to make you genie appear during Shavasana. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2542 | If you're into yoga mat envy, you've come to the wrong place." | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2543 | ManFlow Yoga is on Tuesday nights. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2544 | I didn't know Goliath was into yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2545 | Bring him to Room. (The true story.) | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2546 | Your Suburban and Bar-B-Que are double-parked. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2547 | Loose the silly hat! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2548 | This is the crossfit gym, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2549 | " I see you've been shopping at the one size fits all yoga mat store". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2550 | The Suds and Rugs is down the street | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2551 | It is a gorgeous rug, but I think you'd be happier at "ElephantYoga" down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2552 | Look, Aladdin, you're welcome to stay, but please no flying this time. It distracts the others. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2553 | At this point, she realized that the relationship was not going to work. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2554 | Magic, Smagic, it's not welcome here! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2555 | Honey, I said Vinyasa, not Persian... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2556 | is that a tarp, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2557 | Yes, but is it sticky? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2558 | Now that you flew in on it, can you also shrink it? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2559 | Your name is Matt not rug! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2560 | Double-wide yoga anyone? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2561 | I see your rug rats will be joining us today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2562 | This is yoga, not carpet flying | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2563 | I really need to change that 'Bring Your Own Mat' policy... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2564 | The Season ends - never! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2565 | I asked you to bring the rolled yoga mat, not the rug from the living room | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2566 | Bow Down Yoga is a no manspreading zone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2567 | Shag costs double. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2568 | Okay, I’ll agree size does matter; but you still can’t use it! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2569 | You don't have the right standard equipment for this class. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2570 | Magic Carpet rides are two doors down on the left. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2571 | I must insist. No FLYING CARPETS ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2572 | Trump yoga's on the 5th floor. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2573 | No, I am not interested in getting a rug burn with you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2574 | No, it isn't. Yoga for Dummies is down the hall, second door on your hand with the carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2575 | It's no picnic! Believe me! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2576 | Excuse me Sir, this is a yoga class, not a carpentry store! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2577 | You said bring a yoga mat, so I borrowed one from Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2578 | Soft and fuzzy? I think you have been misinformed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2579 | What's the matter? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2580 | The yoga class from 1977 called and said they are waiting for you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2581 | If it's a flying carpet, ok. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2582 | Mat, not carpet. And please leave your shoes at the door. and your hat.................oh, never mind ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2583 | How about we start you in our pre-yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2584 | That ommm coming from your rug is our Yogi. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2585 | Delivery new friend, unfurl and relax. We can move the new rug karma later. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2586 | And did you bring you 5 gallon water bottle? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2587 | It really ties the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2588 | Woman: You're clearly here as a spectator. Wouldn't it be easier to just go home and use your parents' internet? Guy: Nah, Imma stay | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2589 | Surprisingly, I'm not at all surprised. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2590 | No, that is NOT 'just stretching things'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2591 | Relax. I'm a real estate guy. This is just what we do. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2592 | Of course you did. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2593 | Well, it's clear we don't have to stretch your ego. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2594 | You always have to over-compensate. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2595 | Aren't you a bit rugged for our studio? | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2596 | The workout isn't murderous! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2597 | I need the bigger mat because they say yoga makes you expand. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2598 | I don't care if that qualifies as a "mat" in your 5,000-square feet McMansion. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2599 | 'Wife rolled into rug' is not a pose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2600 | No, I said I wanted a Persian hug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2601 | How much mat lies matter. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2602 | Tell Vinny once and for all; I pose, not dispose, bodies. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 2603 | It's supposed to be a mat not a flying carpet! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2604 | You want more than your fair share, but you can't have it here, Mr. Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2605 | Please understand that we have only recently overcome the last flea infestation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2606 | I think you're looking for yoga for yutzes. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2607 | Bro Down Yoga is two blocks over. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2608 | Your parents' basement is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2609 | Alternative group participation starts next week. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2610 | Our beginner's class includes a session on "Yoga for the tragically un-hip" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2611 | Is this your first yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2612 | Going to one yoga class is not going to cause you to suddenly sprout a third eye. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2613 | Ultimate manspeading. Not very namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2614 | You just said bring a mat | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2615 | A little presumptively ambitious, don't you think? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2616 | Oh, how sweet, that's so last millennium | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2617 | Sorry sir, only sandwich-grade mats are allowed in this club. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2618 | Non hotrgular guy with Napalese rug yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2619 | We're done. You can set up for "Bro'ga" now. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2620 | Really? You want to man spread in here? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2621 | If that's not made of wheatgrass, get it out of here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2622 | The flyer said this was Persian yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2623 | You won't impress anyone with the size of your man rug. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2624 | Another victim of the corpse pose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2625 | I think you've now reached the stage that some of the ancient masters called "jerkhood." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2626 | Ah yes, Persian mats are for the 1% class at 3 pm with Ambrosa in Studio Raj. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2627 | If there's a dead body in rolled up in there, I'm not paying extra. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 2628 | This is the wrong place for a 3 for the price of 2 carpet room offer - Namaste | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2629 | Yours is bigger than mine but you will still need to follow my poses. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2630 | It is better than last week's beach chair. Here, just use mine! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2631 | Yes, I can see your mat is big enough for two, but no, I do not want to practice Kama Sutra positioning with you. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2632 | You've been here before. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2633 | Yes the Instructor position is open, but I must say, you looked better on paper, Mr. Guru | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2634 | Do the Lotus Pose on that mat and you’ll have a rash in places I’d rather not talk about. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2635 | Shagpile lightweight! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2636 | This neighborhood just isn't what it used to be... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2637 | Sir, if it's not an organic alpaca blend we can't have it here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2638 | Hello, Matthew. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2639 | We prefer to use overpriced underlay, not the actual carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2640 | Think of the possibilities. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2641 | Eric, your claim of a flying carpet is a bit of a stretch and has no charka value with me | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2642 | This is Yoga class. The Mafia after school program is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2643 | Let's focus on your attachment hunger today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2644 | I think you've misunderstood. We are not a vanity gym. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2645 | I'm sorry, I just broke up with a Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2646 | A magic carpet will not help your lotus pose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2647 | Eco yoga is next hour. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2648 | And when will the furniture be arriving? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2649 | I figured that you weren’t gay, even before you asked me out. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2650 | It's not Lululemon, but it'll do. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2651 | Trust me when I tell you the teacher won't allow it, I'm a vegan. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2652 | Persian kickboxing is in the next room. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2653 | I guess you could kill two birds with one stone, but kneeling east towards Mecca, means you won't be facing the instructor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2654 | Hold that pose right there until it hurts. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2655 | Where do you want the body? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2656 | Vinyasa League spring training meets in our Mookie Wilson studio down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2657 | Was the doorman asleep again because that looks a lot like the rug in the lobby? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2658 | Where do you want this prayer rug? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2659 | Sometimes an exercise mat is just an exercise mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2660 | I think you'll find this much different from home fitness videos. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2661 | I don't believe that "killing two birds with one prayer rug" is how the old saying goes, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.11785 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 2662 | More yoga, less mansplaying. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2663 | But that's our sex rug, honey. I said bring a yoga mat! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2664 | You're about to feel an inner piece. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2665 | The Trump Yoga class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2666 | Delivery for Mrs Trump! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2667 | Still living with your parents? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2668 | The competitive yoga class is upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2669 | I thought I told you to leave your rug at home. It's ruining the finish. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2670 | I know you're a growing boy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2671 | We find our current fad here quite satisfactory at the moment, thank you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2672 | No, this is slim flexible yoga . . . regular guy's yoga is at the bar next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2673 | Hi. I'm afraid we can't accept new members at the moment, I'm sorry. Many people seem to be looking for spirituality, at the moment. The elections, you know. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2674 | Yes we do have beginner's classes. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2675 | Extreme Rug Beating is next door | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2676 | So, I understand you have something that can remove downward dog. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2677 | I'm sorry but I believe your looking for the Trump class this is the Hilary class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2678 | Is that mat of yours big enough for two downward dogs or is that a magic carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2679 | Yes you do have to take out the body first. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2680 | Your dust is clouding my chakra. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2681 | You say it's sweat absorbing and gluten free? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2682 | Small hands? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2683 | your Yoga mat IS your magic carpet, not the other way | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2684 | No, no, no. Not “namaste”. I said you and the rug must not stay. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2685 | No hats allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2686 | I'm sorry, but manspreading is not actually a form of yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2687 | It's okay, as long as you sit on it and don't light up. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2688 | We can probably handle the rug and the shoes today, but I am going to say no to the lamp and the couch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2689 | Welcome to my yoga studio, ma'am | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2690 | No, this workout won't take you on a magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2691 | No, it's dog down yoga, not "doggie-style" yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2692 | Leave you mat and your ego at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2693 | TRY BIG BOY RUG YOGA AROUND THE CORNER | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2694 | Just fly in, Aladdin? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2695 | I don't care if Mr. Trump says you have to think huge to be huge--and no, yoga is not all about the square-footage! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2696 | That's very flattering, but I'm afraid I only date within my own species. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2697 | It's BOW down yoga, not HOE down yoga | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2698 | My concerns have nothing to do with its being from Iran. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2699 | Persian Sufi Hatha refers to the technique, Matt. Not the mat, Matt! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2700 | Sorry, your mat's not gluten-free. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2701 | Yes Mr. Noffsinger, we received the call from your boss. I understand you are taking the company's softball league very seriously... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2702 | I'm sorry sir, there are absolutely no shoes allowed in the yoga room. And, um, oh nothing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2703 | No, I don't know "Magic Carpet Ride". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2704 | You shouldn't compensate with your mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2705 | You realize I only let you use that so we can reach our 80%, right? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2706 | Who are you, Casey at the Mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2707 | You really should not be forcing your girlfriend to come to class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2708 | Prayer rugs are a different tradition... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2709 | Nama-go, Yoga Berra! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2710 | You may be disappointed to learn that lululemon has recalled all those see-through ladies yoga pants. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2711 | We do Upward and Downward Facing Dog, but not Dog Did My Rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2712 | I'm very mindfully asking you to stick that where the sun salutations don't shine. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2713 | Too comfortable. Men's yoga is upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2714 | Your mat's too aggressive. This is a yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2715 | Does it fly? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2716 | Are you sharing that joint with all of us? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2717 | How long have you had these anger issues? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2718 | You must be the Bro-ga instructor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2719 | Sir, this rug Nama-STAYS on the floor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2720 | A rug is NOT a mat, just bigger. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2721 | You are not in the wilderness, you are not earning your Eagle Badge, and that's not a Yoga mat ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2722 | It's about your shoe size | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2723 | Nooooo. The Magic Carpet Riding Class is on Thursdays. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2724 | Yoga for The Carpetbagger meets in the basement. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2725 | I understand your need to reduce the confusion, Matt, but that's a rug.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2726 | No- we don't offer Persian yoga here | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2727 | Hard-core, are ya? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2728 | I'm sorry; your mat is large enough for two or more. Yoga mats must be individual size. It's the law. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2729 | Cleopatra, is that you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2730 | I'm sure your downward dog IS very furry. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2731 | I could see, how much the studio's slogan "Come & Relax mind and body" inspired you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2732 | very amusing Cleo, but your still late! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2733 | No, I ordered five one-foot mats. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2734 | Are you disposing of a body? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2735 | Isn't it the best place to sleep? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2736 | Yes...it is possible, ancient Persia had some kind of Yoga. But...sir, that's not the point... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2737 | Technically you'd be munching my 'mat' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2738 | Our gift shop has affordable equipment options and financing terms are available. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2739 | Even if yoga did originate in Persia the answer is still "NO:. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2740 | We're not here for a slideshow. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2741 | That isn't minimalist enough... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2742 | The beginners class is at noon. Ok, well I'll be back and namaste to you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2743 | No, your hemp mat will not get the class high, but you are welcome to use it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2744 | Sorry, in this studio, size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2745 | Take your rug and your New York Values outta here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2746 | Flying lessons are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2747 | Yes, I can see there is room for two on your mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2748 | I am assuming that your new body is in there. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2749 | The drapes don't match EVERY carpet dorkwad. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2750 | No, I will not turn over all of my cash, unless you have something pointy rolled up in that carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2751 | Dump your stuff. Come with me. Tranquility awaits. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2752 | Rug is optional, no hat and shoes, definitely no white socks. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2753 | The Boston Red Sox prayer group meets upstairs in about an hour. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2754 | I see yoga does matter to you! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2755 | It is not just a yoga mat, it is a yoga flying carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2756 | You say the Queen of Sheba came to bow down? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2757 | Ah, you found Mr. Trump's toupee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2758 | Your reputation here’s gone downward, dawg. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2759 | No, you may not market 'PhatMats' here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2760 | I see from your magic carpet you are looking for yogic flying. It's next door | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2761 | I disagree. I don't think we need to add a class called "Bro-ga" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2762 | No, you can't just 'drop a body off' here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2763 | Not Mysore, eyesore. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2764 | No, Yogi Berra Yoga is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2765 | A slot just came available this afternoon in our gym-rat, large-rug, White men can't yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 2766 | We don't do magic carpet rides here—try the Steppenwolf music studio next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2767 | I think you're more of a runner than a yogi. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2768 | OK Aladdin! But if it leaves the ground, you're out of here! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2769 | I doubt that you'll do any better with a magic carpet than with an ordinary yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2770 | Why not? I do some of my best moves on this carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2771 | Nobody said “no carpet” This mat is not even on the market yet. This isn’t the carpet class, right? My wife said something about laying down in Yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2772 | This is Bow Down Yoga sir not Bow Down Yogi. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2773 | Your Magic Carpet cannot pause in my Studio! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2774 | Is this the macho man yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2775 | That rug has to go - I can't be flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2776 | I can guarantee that your frequency will rise, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2777 | Sorry, the flying carpet classes are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2778 | I don't care if it's a genuine Persian yoga mat, it doesn't meet health and safety standards and I could loose my licence! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2779 | It's the finest, pure breed, free-roaming Himalayan Yak hair. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2780 | tepraC cigaM yM | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2781 | Send Henrietta back. She's beyond our help. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2782 | You're in the outward bow down class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2783 | Still man-spreading, Robert? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2784 | "Get out of the well. Stop playing with that ceiling roller and give me a help". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2785 | I like the mat, but your outfit sucks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2786 | Please don't light that smudge stick in here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2787 | I heard the World was ending, and wanted to ask God if he could postpone this event a one more time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2788 | Let me guess--You bought your mat at Costco? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2789 | ''Magic carpet rides is the new yoga. '' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2790 | 'Yoga mat,' not 'Yurt carpet'! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2791 | You've got the focus OK now. But I'm afraid your surrendering pose is going to take a little more work. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2792 | You won't find your Jasmine here, Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2793 | I like your pile! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2794 | Frankly Bob, you're not Bow Down material. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2795 | You'll still need to take your shoes off. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2796 | As your instructor, my initial advice would be to loose the magic carpet, the socks , the tennies, the gimme cap and your attitude. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2797 | I said I'm attracted to fit Asians; not Oriental runners. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2798 | No mats eh? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2799 | Magic carpet or not, you don't get a discount. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2800 | You're right on time. Luxury Yoga starts in 10 minutes. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2801 | My Mom says you'd like to chew on one of these. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2802 | Put Mr. Christie's mat on the far right. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2803 | When Sophie told me you had a Napoleon complex, she wasn’t joking. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2804 | I'm so pleased that your little sister is interested in yoga. Did you bring her with you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2805 | We're all enrolled for the year. Try Bow Up Yoga at Columbus and 90th. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2806 | Two sides of the same coin: To judge is to be judged | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2807 | Yoga Matt is not a real superhero. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2808 | Are you compensating for something? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2809 | If you cut the rug, you can join our dance class | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2810 | Is there a child in that carpet, trying to escape from your rape shed? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2811 | What are you, Old Nick? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2812 | No, Donald. I do not believe that the size of your mat is proportional to the size of your penis. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2813 | I'm ready to relax now! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2814 | And how many years worth of exercise did we find under that? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2815 | Aladdin just got up to go to the bathroom. You better put that back down before he returns. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2816 | What do you mean by "hulk out?" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2817 | A good move for you would be to roll yourself up in that thing. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2818 | When did mats.com have a retro sale? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2819 | There's no manspreading in yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2820 | Listen, I've put up with you bringing your sod to class the last few weeks, but keeping your shoes on? I simply cannot allow that in my class | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2821 | The persian class was cancelled. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2822 | It's all the same. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2823 | "You'll have to loose the hat". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2824 | Transcendence begins by removing the hat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2825 | Magic Carpet won't make you lose 20 lbs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2826 | No, sir. You may not show me the world. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2827 | No...Astro...Turf. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2828 | There is an extra charge for showing off! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2829 | Mat envy, that's why! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2830 | Yes, the camel must pay full price. ....I've seen his knees. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2831 | Bow down to Mecca yoga meets at noon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2832 | Is Arahant the same as Nirvana to you too? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2833 | Sorry Bart there is no ménage a trios in my yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2834 | Namaste...that's actually Yiddish for "we appreciate your small, unobtrusive mat." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2835 | You may have special needs, I have a rug in my lobby. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2836 | The carpet rolling class is in Studio C - between aerial ribbion and poll dancing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2837 | A 'sweet deal' with Ernie's Carpet Blowout Barn is no fast track to enlightenment, bub. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2838 | I ordered Pergo. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2839 | You will need two class passes to use that mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2840 | Can I borrow a scissors? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2841 | No, Bobby, everything you need to know you didn't learn in Kindergarden. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2842 | The knot yoga class meets on Tuesday. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2843 | Looks like you really want to tie the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2844 | No thanks--we're completely satisfied with natural polyester. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2845 | No, we're not interested in an upgrade. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2846 | Prayer Rug goes to the Mosque, next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2847 | The Broga session is in the basement. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2848 | 'Make Yoga Great Again' is no longer at this location. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2849 | I got my rug at Ikea where did you get yours? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2850 | Post modern is no longer in. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2851 | Flying carpets are not allowed, Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2852 | I am sorry sir....but we simply do not permit religious mats. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2853 | Sir, your rug is not the same as a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2854 | Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2855 | Rug rats workout downstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2856 | No, I don't know which direction points to Mecca. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2857 | It's Vinyasa. It doesn't matter what direction Mecca is. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2858 | You have given me "cartoon caption writers block" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2859 | Is that your mat or are you just happy to see me? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2860 | Persian enlightenment is this Thursday. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2861 | The best I can do is four chair poses, but no table. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2862 | It won't make for an authentic experience. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2863 | You ordered a mat for yoga | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2864 | Forget it Harold. Nobody cares that it really ties the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2865 | Honey, I get it, you don't need to prove you're a real man! But that's not a real yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2866 | Now THIS is a bit of a stretch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2867 | Namaste yourself. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2868 | We no longer offer Muslim prayer aerobics. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2869 | Do you know what a yoga mat is? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2870 | I'm sorry but your not allowed to wear your Make America Great Again cap in here | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2871 | It your OM. It's not vibrating at the correct frequency. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2872 | You may think you're the big dog here, but I'm the alpha dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2873 | You said you were flexible... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2874 | I don't think you're THAT flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2875 | Does that come in antimicrobial? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2876 | You know Yoga can be done at home too. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2877 | In this feminist world, the rugged approach is obsolete. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2878 | Oh, you must be looking for the carpet cleaners. It's the next store down....on your left as you exit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2879 | Actually, a simple foam pad is more appropriate than an 'Oriental rug'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2880 | and you can tell Mr Trump that he'll use the same mats as everyone else, even if they WERE made in China. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2881 | When you learn to meditate, you'll be able to fly without that carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2882 | Compensating for something? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2883 | Sorry, but you will not be enabled by yoga to make your carpet fly. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2884 | You shouldn't wear a hat inside. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2885 | No, I was not in fact aware that A-Rod said "flexibility is the new strength". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2886 | Sweetie, The Kamasutra themed class was a joke. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2887 | I ordered that nine months ago. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2888 | Just because your "mat" is Persian does not mean we're not flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2889 | New students must sign a carpet burn release form. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2890 | You are to be congratulated, Bob for living your personal mantra. However, here at Bow Down bigger is not always better. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2891 | I specifically asked for a mat that will not kill'em, not a guy named Matt with a knotted Kelim. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2892 | No. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2893 | We don't allow group bow downs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2894 | Herbal or not, smoke it outside. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 2895 | Is this 'Agoy Nwod Wob Carpet Emporium?' I brought an over-sized sweepstakes check that I'd like to exchange for a modest area rug. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2896 | Think minimalism | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2897 | I'm sorry, I think you want the Put Down Rug Shop across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 2898 | Yea, it's one of the things I love about Colorado. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2899 | Yoga For Guys Named Colton is on Wednesdays, Colton. Would you mind coming back tomorrow? The instructor you like will be here: the guy who plays Social Distortion and still uses "gay" as a pejorative. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2900 | They don't have a Merit Badge for Yoga | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2901 | I don't care what anyone told you, there's no such thing as an Upward Facing Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2902 | You do know what they say about men with big yoga mats, right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2903 | Namaste? No. Must not stay. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2904 | You want the Bow Down to Me Yoga class next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2905 | You're embarrassing me again! I said that the magic carpet ride was AFTER the yoga session. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2906 | Workers Comp Power Yogee meet in the construction studio. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2907 | 'The School to Master the Flying Carpet’ has moved to the ground floor of this building. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2908 | So tell me, does Aladdin know you took his carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2909 | You are going to get carpet burn when we do the Up Dog pose using that thing. Billy's response was "What's Up Dog?" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2910 | Downward facing shag rug is not a yoga position. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2911 | I don't know what's more offensive Sir--the magic carpet or your fake Indian accent. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2912 | It's for my down dog. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2913 | In America we only use certified non-slip yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2914 | I'm sorry sir but we don't need a new carpet, but a new mat will do. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2915 | Just so you know, they don’t play “Take me out to the ball game” for music. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2916 | No, I haven't seen Sylvia, but she owes us for last week's lesson. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2917 | Yes, in some cases size does matter but not with yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2918 | the guy came to the gym fitness with a carpet and not a sport carpet, so the girl tell him that he can't use it during the period. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2919 | you are going to love how much lighter yoga makes you feel my friend. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2920 | I think you got my order wrong - I ordered a Persian yoga mat, not carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2921 | No, chakras do not come in chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2922 | Please remove your shoes before entering the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2923 | I think you're overcompensating for something. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2924 | Good disguise, Pizza Boy, but I think the delivery was for next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2925 | I know you're a rugged guy, but this is ridiculous. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2926 | That's not a mat, THIS is a mat! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2927 | Please carpet the whole place - Don't know why we didn't do this years ago. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2928 | The new student promotion also throws in a few lamps too. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2929 | Sorry, Cleopatra didn't sign up for this session. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2930 | Your magic carpet will only make you soft and lost in here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2931 | No. I can't teach you to fly it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2932 | When I said take it to the next level.... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2933 | No flying carpets, we're a mat based school. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2934 | No, no. This is a wheat and gluten-free studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2935 | Is that your yoga mat or a cry for help? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2936 | I was hoping to share. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2937 | Namaste. But no, you may not stay. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 2938 | Here we practice slim yoga. Your mat tells me that you are looking for alpine yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2939 | Bow Down Yoga does not allow positions that would require a mat that size. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2940 | We get a lot of you guys in January. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2941 | yoga is not a magic carpet ride! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2942 | It will be safe on the bicycle rack.. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2943 | I promise to be amazing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2944 | There's no manspreading here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2945 | I ordered a yoga mat, Matt, not a yoga rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2946 | How many times do I have to tell you, Mr. Hotchkiss, that this is not a team activity. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2947 | Go south from here down to Lincoln Boulevard, turn west, then three lights later hang a hard right on 12th. Look for the flashing neon sign: "Hooter's Yoga". Have a nice day. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 2948 | So, what was swept under it? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2949 | The class thinks using a magic carpet as your yoga mat is too flamboyant. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2950 | Aladdin's moved next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2951 | Flows before bros? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2952 | I am taking my rug and going home! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2953 | There is no official mat nor dress code, per se, but not that rug nor those clothes! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2954 | It is so brover. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2955 | It is required that your mat be decorator approved! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2956 | Oh grow up. I only said "kinda big". | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2957 | Yes, but Aladdin never thought downward dog was a resting position | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2958 | This is not a competition. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2959 | Contrary to popular misinformation, it is not the carpet that transports you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2960 | Since you've joined us, my mat wants to sacrifice what it is for what it could become. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2961 | 'Bow-Wow' carpet exchange is downstairs | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2962 | You anti-yogite bastard. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2963 | This will make yoga great again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2964 | I'm sure it is magic, but we are a little more down to earth, here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2965 | Is that dreadful rug an indicator of your political views? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2966 | You can't light that up in here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2967 | Let me guess -- you're voting for Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2968 | You can't smoke that in here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2969 | Something in the rug angers our chakras. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2970 | Did you bring your "Lazy Boy"recliner too? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2971 | Sorry, I don't care to cut the rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2972 | I'm sorry, but seniors yoga was last class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2973 | As I've said before...size does NOT matter ! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2974 | I'm guessing this is your first yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2975 | You're disturbing my chi. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2976 | Are you looking for the Subway bread factory depository? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2977 | No, I’m Jeanie with a J. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2978 | That better not be my great grandmother's Persian rug that has been passed down for generations! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2979 | I don't care how authentic your mat is; socks and shoes must be left outside! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2980 | Sorry, we don't need it anymore. Thankfully she bowed out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2981 | I thought this was the try outs for Aladdin 2. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2982 | If you've got a body in there, the mortuary is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2983 | Yogic Manspreading has been cancelled today. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2984 | Look, I know it's a popular class and crowded. But when I said you should stake out a piece of turf, I did not mean literally! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2985 | Sorry, no shortcuts and no magic carpets. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2986 | It is lovely. It is Indian. It does smell like "down dog". And there lies our problem. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2987 | Don't judge, I came from work. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2988 | No judgment, but why are you frowning? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2989 | You must practice the Turkish branch of yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2990 | ...and we are not all vegans. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2991 | The magic carpet shop is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2992 | Let me guess...Your downward facing dog is a pit bull. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2993 | No, western yoga does not include a lounge chair and tv. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2994 | Sorry, but we are not allowing any Persian carpets in until we can figure out what is going on. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2995 | We don't like show-offs here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2996 | Flight leaves in four minutes. $50 surcharge for overweight baggage. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2997 | I caved to your outfit, but carpets are out! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2998 | Aren't you being a tad bit excessive? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2999 | This is NOT what I meant by making more room for your practice. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3000 | We abhor the monstrous excesses of today's avaricious society! Can you cut two inches off the ends? | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3001 | Leave your hang ups at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3002 | A Persian carpet? Our trainer banned them since Obama's nuclear deal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3003 | Yeah, you should probably move the rest of your stuff too. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3004 | Nama’say no. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3005 | Advanced is upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3006 | I heard Ms. Cho counsel you earlier about your choice of wardrobe and your violent temper. By the way, have you seen Ms. Cho? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3007 | Sick or not, it's Session Five. Film it. Bring our rug back. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3008 | The "A Whole New World Yoga" is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3009 | Really Matt , why am I not surprised ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3010 | Whole body roll-up position? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3011 | Your godfather recommended this class? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3012 | The 'Guy on a Rug' class starts at 3:00. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3013 | No these are not flying carpet lessons. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3014 | No, you may not use the carpet you flew in on. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3015 | First, how big are your hands? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3016 | My name is Aladdin. What's yours? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3017 | Where do you think you're going Chakra Con? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3018 | Sorry, sir, but that’s one thing we don’t appropriate from Eastern culture. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3019 | I don't care if you are a tree hugger, you still gotta use a plastic mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3020 | You're karmic vibes are telling me you have anger issues with her! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3021 | You're obviously not Matt. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3022 | So I see you don't believe all the lies that size doesn't matter | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3023 | You can stay, but only because it’s handmade from organic, gluten-free tall grass. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3024 | But is it sustainable? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3025 | Poser. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3026 | You brought the wrong rug! That's not going to do Bernie Sanders any good at all. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 3027 | Teaching a Man to learn how to yoga can be a stress relief an Relaxing for the guys Mind ,Body an soul . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3028 | Am I holding a tree trunk? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3029 | It's not the size of your mat that's the issue, sir. It's the stench of cat urine. We hope you'll consider coming back with a different mat and without the full rack of heavily sauced ribs. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3030 | No, the oriental rug cleaner is across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3031 | I'm sorry but no, we don't teach manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3032 | You still haven't breathed out. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3033 | Make this his final downward dog. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3034 | An over achiever I see. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3035 | Spiritual thread, not thread count. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3036 | Okay, but I hear one song from Alladin and you're out of here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3037 | Maybe your coach was only kidding when he told you downward-facing dog would help your game? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3038 | Your downward dog made a mess on the carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3039 | Did the Maharishi give you a receipt when you bought this rug from him? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3040 | Sorry, our artisanal yoga class is Saturday. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3041 | Our 'not-hot' yoga class doesn't meet until 4. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3042 | No, Brian. I do not want to share. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3043 | Surprise me, you were thrown out of the house, and you're planning on staying until she takes you back. Right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3044 | Hey, my spot, blanket! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3045 | Sir, yoga cannot turn your carpet into a magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3046 | A prayer rug is acceptable if you point it toward Mecca! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3047 | No carpets, you little rug-rat! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3048 | I know you're not Turkish, Fred, so no, you can't use that rug for your yoga session. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3049 | Taking Lamaze together means you are excused from coming to yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3050 | I'm Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3051 | I understand that the fringe make you feel more comfortable. We don't judge here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3052 | Beginner yoga is next week | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3053 | Sorry I'm a bit late. I brought my mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3054 | I'd recommend we start with something that will clear the Republican Debates out of your chakras. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3055 | Some flexibility is required, you understand. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3056 | Gambino liquidators? ... Next door! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3057 | I go in style | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3058 | It's bow down yoga....not ballroom yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3059 | Put her out back for now. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3060 | It doesn't matter if she lets you roll her up at home, this is not an accepted position in this yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3061 | "That's not what I meant when I said: "size MATters.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3062 | You aren't fooling anyone Donald. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3063 | Why do men always think bigger is better? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3064 | This is one I pulled earlier. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3065 | I'm sure it's big enough, but I'm still not sharing with you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3066 | er, the magic about yoga is not in the carpet... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3067 | Mr. Trump, that mat is yuge! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3068 | The sign clearly says, 'No Persians.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3069 | This is no place for a magic carpet Al! Why can't you be tedious like the rest of us? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3070 | Lose the body. Then come back. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3071 | @#$%&! manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3072 | You go home and I'll go om. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3073 | Sure, I will go on a magic carpet ride with you the day Helaree votes for Trimp! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3074 | I also want to be able to do yoga in my living room. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3075 | Only if you're not paying in Lira as well. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3076 | Do you see our logo? We want sleek. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3077 | I bring my own mat, it's hypoallergenic. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3078 | Trump Yoga is in the building across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3079 | There's no such thing as snug-as-a-bug yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3080 | Next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3081 | Sorry ---- this is a no frills zone. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3082 | Just dump her in the marsh and hurry back. Bikram is at noon and people drop like flies. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3083 | Dude. I meant a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3084 | Sorry, flying lessons are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3085 | I've recently lost a lot of weight. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3086 | Capitalist foo1! Already have missile plans! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3087 | Namaste, carpet diem | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3088 | The ultimate yoga wrestling class meets tomorrow. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3089 | I think you are looking for the Persian restaurant next door | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3090 | Ted, I said you should come here if you were feeling stiff. Not if you wanted to dispose of one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3091 | My name is Ishvara Mahatma, move from this space or prepare to die. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3092 | I believe your delivery is for Chow Down Yogurt on 63rd. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3093 | I like to spread out. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3094 | Rug size doesn't matter here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3095 | "Let's keep to our own mats" doesn't mean you should be so territorial. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3096 | Oh yeah, I'm going latex-free | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3097 | The redneck yoga location is by the trailer park. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3098 | "Thank you for coming, but beginners' class was yesterday." For the finalists in the issue of March 7, 2016 I wish to submit an honorable mention: Trump's tower looks even bigger from here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3099 | I suggest that you take your Yogi Bear sleeping bag, and your power nap elsewhere. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3100 | Yeah, you're probably the more likely to occur before a cartoonist draws a black person in a yoga studio. IDK why it's called "Bow Down Yoga". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3101 | Could it be that you are using your yoga mat compensate for the size of your "hands"? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3102 | My higher self likes to be comfortable. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3103 | Zumba is at 4PM | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3104 | 'You want to ride that thing to Cleveland? That is wrong on so many levels " | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3105 | You'll never increase your libido wearing those shoes! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3106 | This is not a floor show. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3107 | If that's shag, I want you in front of everyone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3108 | Damn Daniel back at it again with the Persian rug | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3109 | What Ivy League school failed to teach you the difference? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3110 | Why does everyone here have small, rubbery prayer rugs? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3111 | leave it to you to bring a rug to a yoga class | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3112 | This is the skinny mat session. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3113 | In our world it doesn't matter whose is bigger. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3114 | And don't come back until you promise to stop wearing cotton | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3115 | It won't work, Bozo. I know Sue Ellen is in there. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3116 | You look like Trump, so leave. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3117 | No, the UFC practice center is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3118 | Sorry, Chow Down Yoga closed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3119 | No.....we don't rugs here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3120 | You're taking the 7th-inning stretch way too seriously, Jimmy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3121 | Unfortunately, size matters here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3122 | It's not Yo, G. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3123 | First, we'll need to get the dust mites out of your chakra. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3124 | Prepare to share, or the rug will be pulled out from under you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3125 | My recliner is in the car. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3126 | You can't bring that in here, Doobie. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3127 | This is my Bear rug, from my recent hunting expedition--I'm dedicating my practice to the Bear's spirit. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3128 | True, Helen is a bit overweight but I think this will give her a complex. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3129 | We don't allow rugged types here. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3130 | I think I DO know what I would find, so no thanks to the magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3131 | Aladdin, that outfit doesn't fool anyone | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3132 | artificial turf? sorry - we stress natural here! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3133 | I think you want Aladdin's Studio next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3134 | Man Down is across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3135 | Can I see your Groupon voucher? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3136 | I said I take my purse and a mug, not a Persian rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3137 | I bow to your wish. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3138 | You always did strike me as the rugged type. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3139 | No, John, I meant ‘corpse pose’ figuratively. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3140 | BYOM stands for mat, not mite infested dusty old throw rug. | 1.0000 | 0.11785 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 3141 | When a bundle of yoga mats falls off the back of a truck, come see me again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3142 | But. It's made out of all organic materials! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3143 | Its complicated | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3144 | I admire your cultural sensitivity, but Oriental exercises do not require Oriental mats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3145 | Great…another middle-aged "dude" who thinks my studio needs a rug to tie everything together. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3146 | If that's a flying carpet you better us it now, Wise guy. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3147 | I don't know where to start. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3148 | You must be compensating for something | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3149 | This is not a magic carpet ride | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3150 | You're right, sir, Yoga originated in Asia - but your mat is still inappropriate and, frankly, offensive. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3151 | I dont know where you can get it cleaned | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3152 | Students shouting, 'we're not worthy' will be asked to leave. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3153 | You're a day late. Aladdin quit as of yesterday. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3154 | I feel at home on the ball field, so I brought a piece of the outfield with me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3155 | I thought you said you did Yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3156 | That better be a Tibetan prayer rug... | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3157 | Sorry, but we do not have any over-sized yoga parking spots here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3158 | That's not what I meant by 'trunk'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3159 | Take a free yoga mat? Namaste with my rug. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3160 | I'm sorry but your carpet-bombing is really attracting bad energy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3161 | I'm beginning to regret inviting you along. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3162 | This is bow down yoga not chow down yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3163 | Yes, I'm certain this is yoga class, hookah class meets tomorrow night. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3164 | Tantric Yoga is on Tuesdays | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3165 | No, Trump is not a member of this class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3166 | No, we can't turn that into a flying carpet, but we might be able to get it to levitate. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3167 | We are a different kind of ashram, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3168 | One's mat is not for carrying one's inner self, Biff. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3169 | No sir, we do NOT recognize Downward Facing Mastiff here! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3170 | Is that for you or the Ganesha? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3171 | What is it with men and size? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3172 | I'm sorry, we don't do Persian Yoga here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3173 | We're not your outfit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3174 | No... I will not be your "Jasmine." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3175 | We used to use thicker mats in Alaska. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3176 | Sure I can give you a mantra. Try YMCA.....YMCA.....YMCA.....YMCA | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3177 | Just make sure you don't set up by the window. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3178 | Who ordered the Lu Lu Lemon Antique Collection? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3179 | If your name was Carpet, would you have then brought a mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3180 | I'll pass on the magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3181 | I thought your online profile read, "yoga lover" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3182 | Ok, we require proper attire and there's a 'no carpet' rule. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3183 | You've got the wrong place you're misappropriating a different culture. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3184 | No, we don't "got any bodies we need disposin' of". But you can leave a flyer on the corkboard, if you wish. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3185 | Yes sir, I realize you don’t go anywhere without your ‘ruggie,’ but you really need a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3186 | Is Jasmine teaching today's class ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3187 | It's snow big thing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3188 | Sorry to rub your nose in it, but your downward dog needs work. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3189 | I don't care whether or not it ties the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3190 | The industrial strength class is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3191 | Why such a big mat? You have a small behind! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3192 | You've brought me the wrong mat peasant, be gone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3193 | Sorry, but mats with fringes aren't allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3194 | What do you mean my rug and I aren't "simple" enough? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3195 | We only admit beginners. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3196 | Relax, I'm Muslim | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3197 | If you let go of the rug, we will achieve it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3198 | Aladdin just left on another magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3199 | My downward dog is a Great Dane. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3200 | You are not moving in. This is just an hour class! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3201 | Please tell Her Majesty Queen Cleopatra that all the reporters have left. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3202 | Unroll your mum and make your own damn breakfast. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3203 | Way too big, and it probably has cooties. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3204 | Sorry but you can't get a group discount using that. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3205 | Look, Matt, it was just an affectionate nickname. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3206 | You're with the movers? The office is straight ahead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3207 | What do you mean my mat is too big? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3208 | I admire your initiative, but it's still no towel no workout. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3209 | Drop-ins are welcome. We ask only that each yogi park their privilege... next to their shoes... at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3210 | Persian carpet yoga is across the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3211 | We can't help you find the rug store that used to be here but we can help you find your center. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3212 | You must be looking for the beginning class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3213 | The aerial meditation class is upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3214 | I'm afraid magic won't help you master even the beginning positions. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3215 | Sorry, that's not what I ordered. I need something in a cut pile. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3216 | The 'Make-America-and-Yoga-Great-Again' studio is across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3217 | You can start by massaging your inner eye. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3218 | Oh, hi Monty. Did you leave Sasquatch in the car again? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3219 | Rolling your friend named Matt into a rug was nothing like what we meant when we said bring your own mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3220 | Sorry, Mr. von Bode is in the 4 o'clock class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3221 | And the other reason is because I can see a body rolled up in there. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3222 | I don’t care if it IS a magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3223 | How many times have I told you that Yoga does not involve wrestling? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3224 | Sorry you are upset, we don't have a nap time | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3225 | Are you planning to extend your yoga positions to three times the usual time? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3226 | International Yoga Federation actually approved it | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3227 | That's good. A rug is better than a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3228 | But I'm a beginner | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3229 | Oh, yeah? Well, my mat may degrade into tiny pieces of PVC that will block the digestive tracts of wildlife--but at least it didn't cause child laborers to go blind! Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3230 | Mat, Matt. Mat! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3231 | Put. That Rug. Down!! Rugs are for Yoga only. Do you think I'm f'ing with you? I am not f'ing with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Samir and Ravi. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3232 | Stop right there young man! You are not wearing knee-high socks in my yoga studio | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3233 | So, are you planning on being here for a while? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3234 | I don't care if it's from India. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3235 | ts Its a cylindrical yoga mat for maximal relaxation. i | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3236 | Sod off. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3237 | Persian Yoga is On the Next Block . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3238 | Frank, I appreciate the offer, but I don't feel the class is ready for Bigger is Better Xtreme yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3239 | Sorry, Hot Rug Re-Weaving went out of business months ago. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3240 | Yoga for Guys Like Us meets next door at Joe's Bar and Grill. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3241 | Yoga is timeless; you are too now. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3242 | Unless you're setting up for a troupe of acrobatic Midgets, Bow Down limits mats to personal size! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3243 | There's no such thing as downward elephant. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3244 | No, we don't have a spectator section. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3245 | So what part of 'mats' did you not understand? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3246 | I said this week we'd begin Kapotasan not Karastan. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3247 | What did you bring to yoga class today, Cleopatra? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3248 | Sorry, you're looking for "Dump Your Dead Body Yoga" down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3249 | Where should I put my area mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3250 | Since I consider myself the Lance Armstrong of yoga, it's definitely not about the mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3251 | You'll get to like the hard floor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3252 | Fine, but next week its 'namaste at home' for you and the rug, Carl | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3253 | Our beginner's class meets in the Second Ave Y. It's three blocks west. If you hurry you won't miss too much. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3254 | This is Bow Down Yoga Class. Bow Down Agony is next to the out-patient clinic. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3255 | Is that a Trump yoga mat? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3256 | The Persian meditation class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3257 | You said to make yourself comfortable | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3258 | Wow. You're, like, so authentic. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3259 | Even IF your name is Matt...no. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3260 | Take your "Y"oga chromosome, and get your big asana outta here, Buster! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3261 | Unfortunately for you one of the jobs I worked during college was stadium security. I'd say 12 beers and 2 bags of chips...? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3262 | You haven't seen Cleopatra around either? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3263 | Perhaps you're taking this "need my own space" thing too far ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3264 | Okay, you're very rugged. Ha, ha. Now get lost. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3265 | Really, Honey, Size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3266 | Sure bigger matters. But not in yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3267 | Yoga is Far East not Middle East. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3268 | I'm afraid this is something we're just not flexible on. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3269 | This is yoga. The rug store is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3270 | No, sir, I have not seen "Room," and I still fail to see how that has any connection to your overdue membership payment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3271 | Being male doesn't entitle you to extra floor space in class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3272 | Mats only and no shoes. Hats optional. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3273 | We would like it if you would say it's time to unwind, not unroll. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3274 | Your Cub Scout Den will have to get their teeny glimpse of Yoga from somewhere else. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3275 | It's fine for a beginners class, but over time chakras can damage natural fibers. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3276 | Sorry, Persian yoga is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3277 | All the time you so stupid, Joe. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3278 | I'm sorry that you think our mat rental charge is outrageous. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3279 | Yoga has always been GREAT! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3280 | I ordered a yoga mat. Not a "when they wore togas" mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3281 | You must be looking for Shavasana Yoga. That's across the river. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3282 | Let me guess... Om Shopping Network? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3283 | This is not a spiritual exercise class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3284 | That's not a yoga mat... THAT'S a yoga mat! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3285 | Why did you come here?" "Well...To dance I think. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3286 | And you must be "Ben Dover"... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3287 | I see you brought your own mat and attitude. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3288 | Unroll that carpet and LET him out of there. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3289 | That will be $40 for four spots! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3290 | Don't ever come back. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3291 | I really don't care how much you paid for your Oriental yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3292 | Not if you keep calling it a camel toe viewing platform. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3293 | You’re overcompensating. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3294 | Sir, rug size doesn't matter here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3295 | No sir, the shaggy rug would not necessarily improve your performance inside or outside the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3296 | I went to you go rugs instead of yoga rugs. I took the wrong rout! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3297 | It's time for you to bow down to me! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3298 | Trump Yoga is the next door down. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3299 | I'm Shi, I need my rug when preying during yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3300 | For the last time sir, we do not permit downward Aladdin's here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3301 | No group rates. And that's final. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3302 | That's the mat for reach up yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3303 | ...thanks to Yoga for Less I can. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3304 | The size of the yoga mat doesn't matter. It's the exercise technique that counts the most. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3305 | Ms. Bliss told me about YOU - get out! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3306 | The downward dog is position...not a scent. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3307 | Please tell me you didn't come here on the subway. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3308 | No, I will not do couples yoga with you on your magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3309 | Yes Tommy, this is home-school PE. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3310 | What I need is a psychiatrist; I'm twisted. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3311 | Go home, Bill. Vajrasana isn’t what you’re thinking. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3312 | Big Lebowski's Tai Chi is next door. I hear the rugs really tie the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3313 | This is supposed to be a manspread free zone | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3314 | Yes my profile did say, "I'm accustomed to the finest amenities" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3315 | Sweat-repellant, odor-resistant—and indeed, paleo. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3316 | Sorry we are filled up for all five classes per day. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3317 | The Advanced Cultural Appropriation class isn't until 3. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3318 | We don't allow manspreading here, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3319 | It's not that type of retreat, George. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3320 | '' I'M AFRAID YOGA DOES NOT ADDRESS A TERRITORIAL PROBLEM ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3321 | I love your for this. But we are done. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3322 | Oops, I brought the wrong one. Then may we share the same rug together? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3323 | I know we said we'd do more stuff together but... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3324 | "I'd like to sign up for one intense session of mindfulness please, Mam". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3325 | Yoga's about breath, not breadth. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3326 | We don't allow rugs or basketball activewear. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3327 | You really know how to spin a yarn, Henry. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3328 | Over sized egos do not fit in yoga or this room! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3329 | That's a rug not a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3330 | Do we have to go over manspreading again? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3331 | Do you have unexpected low impact workouts | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3332 | Mantra. Not manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3333 | As Yoga Master here at Bow Down, I can in all humility assure you that you cannot achieve enlightenment without the proper accessories. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3334 | It doesn't match the drapes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3335 | Your ad said to bring a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3336 | The divine essence in me does not recognize the divine essence in you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3337 | Sure. And I have Antony in mine. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3338 | Broga is down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3339 | I don't care if your yoga master was Persian. The rug goes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3340 | I admit it is YUGE but it has no place in my class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3341 | Well, you brought a water bottle, right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3342 | Mat cleaning and repair? Next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3343 | I brought one big enough for two. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3344 | Sorry Lebowski... it doesn't tie the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3345 | No, yogi Berra is not in this class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3346 | If you use that, somebody's bound to call you on the carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3347 | I knew Odysseus Grant. He was a charming man. You don't command of a half million men without taking a drop. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 3348 | Deliver it to Bazaar Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3349 | Sir. Your mat is too big. You can't carry it and drink a low fat latte at the same time. You must leave. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3350 | Sorry, yoga did not come from Persia. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3351 | Persian Yoga is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3352 | I think you're over-thinking this. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3353 | Persian yoga? Never heard of it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3354 | I see you're already good at posing. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3355 | I am sorry but without the proper mat, you cannot namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3356 | I don't care if you slide around when you sweat. No gloves, no shoes and THAT is not a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3357 | Take your dust mite colony and get out of here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3358 | Are you sure your father's mat wasn't for sumo wrestling? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3359 | Sorry, our carpet flying program is on hold pending regulations. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3360 | Just plant yourself any where... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3361 | Just dump the contorted, sweaty body in the Dumpster. Same time, tomorrow? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3362 | Sorry. The studio has a " Say no to rugs" policy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3363 | Sir, I'm afraid you'll have to remove that hat for this class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3364 | Sorry, but due to President Trump's executive directive we had to eliminate our liberal "Persian Rug" policy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3365 | Hummer or Bimmer? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3366 | I'm sorry, but we are no longer allowed to practice the Thief of Bagdad pose due to FAA regulations. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3367 | They call me Downward Doug | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3368 | Not here you're thinking of yogurt | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3369 | I don't care what they say about a guy with a big yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3370 | We are not trying to smuggle weapons here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3371 | I don't care how many it sleeps. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3372 | Sorry, it's Bow Down, not Boy Town, ladies only. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3373 | Let's put mine on top of yours. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3374 | Let me guess. This is your first day at yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3375 | I don't care how much you loved your old dog, you can't use his bed as an exercise mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3376 | Sit on my face. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3377 | Try Hemp Yoga down the street. Sir, our yoga is rayon based. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3378 | Floor space is limited; so lose the rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3379 | "You must be a Republican". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3380 | My wife and kids are joining me in a bit | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3381 | Is it BPA-free? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3382 | Unless it can fly you will have to go minimalist . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3383 | Sorry, but Mr. Trump owns the building and he said no Persians. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3384 | I assume you won our donation to the recreation league fundraiser? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3385 | I believe you have the wrong studio. Magic Carpet yoga is just down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3386 | I know you're the only man in the Class but size really does NOT matter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3387 | Either take those shoes off or get back on your carpet and fly home. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3388 | Right, your weird rug and pulled-up socks were the reasons Marcie left you? Sure those weren't reasons 233 + 234? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3389 | Ommm, you're in my way. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3390 | We're here to meditate, not levitate. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3391 | It's made of hemp and it's perfectly gluten free. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3392 | I don't know which is worse... that your socks are pulled up that high, or that you think you're holding a yoga mat... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3393 | No, this is not the "Room" sequel pitch session. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3394 | It's ftom your boyfriend - he thinks your job is making you hard-assed | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3395 | Please don't make the light within me kick the light within you's ass. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3396 | What else was I supposed to put on the non-slip mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3397 | Namaste, no you cannot stay. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3398 | I don't care how special it is, Aladdin. It exceeds the allotted floor space | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3399 | Oh, now I get it...you were talking about your mat! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3400 | no thanks. that sounds like too many crouching crotches. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3401 | Look Phil...Unless that's a magic carpet, you're still not going to be able to do the one-handed tree pose. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3402 | Sorry--flying carpet yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3403 | No dear we do not want to try your flying carpet!!!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3404 | Our Bagdhad branch is across the street | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3405 | The Grateful Dead singalong is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3406 | " I came prepared to stay all day". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3407 | Bro, the tailgate yoga center is down the hall. Namaste! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3408 | Is my penis bothering you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3409 | No, you can not do Yoga and your daily prayers at the same time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3410 | Peace is unchanged by gain or loss...but lose the rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3411 | No, we don't offer deep pile yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3412 | You can use it, but your knees are going to hate cobra pose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3413 | Ahh..Meditation 101 is down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3414 | Also, downward dog does not involve actual hounds. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3415 | Namaste! Looks as though you're all ready for Tree Pose." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3416 | Does this look like a rug store to you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3417 | Well, that's one position we don't care to stretch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3418 | Honey, you will find competitiveness is not the pathway to Tantra! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3419 | You have to park outside like everyone else. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3420 | Even if we did levitation that would be cheating. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3421 | Hug on a rug is not a yoga exercise. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3422 | I know they all look plain, but I'm still not interested! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3423 | Do you plan on doing a lot of sweating today? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3424 | Is there a small boy wrapped in that rug? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3425 | Take it to the dumps. The hard wood, floor refinisher is coming in the morning and get you Kids out of here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3426 | Sir, the belly dancing class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3427 | Thanks, but the consensus was that it felt too good. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3428 | You must be here to see Oprah. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3429 | You said bring a mat you could fit a body on right? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3430 | Seriously, I don't think the type of mat matters when yoga was first practiced. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3431 | My downward facing alligator requires a rather large surface area. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3432 | Did you know there's a boy in there? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3433 | Sorry sir your rug is too big and your shorts are too loose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3434 | Do we look like the same people who sold you that rug? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3435 | My guess is you have the correct number but way wrong street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3436 | Bigger is not better Zen. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3437 | Flying carpet lessons are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3438 | Only if you can disinfect it after every use. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3439 | Yes, yoga is a type of magic carpet ride, isn't it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3440 | That's too much information. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3441 | No, a yoga rug is NOT LIKE a rugby rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3442 | Perhaps Hakim can help you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3443 | Before yoga mat was invented. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3444 | Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3445 | How about never- is never good for you? Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3446 | over compensating for our short comings? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3447 | Brewsky Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3448 | First, I'll lead you though the nasty rug farewell pose, then the new mat salutation. Namaste? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3449 | It is not! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3450 | We have rules! One person on a mat, not an entire little league on one mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3451 | Yeah, so, big carpets and yoga don't mix. Just ask lululemon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3452 | I see you're taking oriental culture seriously. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3453 | You just took the 'relaxation' out of 'relaxation technique'. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3454 | I flew magic carpets until I got grounded. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3455 | One-upper. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3456 | Magic carpet or not - there's no such thing as aerial yoga sir. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3457 | We have enough insurance for people who fall down that much. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3458 | Your dirty mat makes me want to throw up, not bow down. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3459 | Thanks, but we're not interested in an 'upgrade' at this time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3460 | I'm doing "eye roll" pose | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3461 | How can you expect people to relax when they know you only paid the regular price? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3462 | Think of it as "Yoga" meaning "You Oughta Get A" followed by the word "mat". NOT "carpet" | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3463 | The river is two blocks down. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3464 | Well, NOW you're going to be relaxed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3465 | Sorry, kid. EBay lied. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3466 | Did you get the knots out? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3467 | , we do not accept advanced students | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3468 | Your first lesson: there is no "I" in "Bow Down." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3469 | The Stand and Deliver Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3470 | Your pickup line is a bit literal... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3471 | When I told you yoga could be just as rugged as football, this isn't what I had in mind | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3472 | It's not a contest. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3473 | That's not what I meant when I said PVC-free. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3474 | No, a magic carpet can't be used as a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3475 | You want Thriftshoppa Yoga, next door. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3476 | I'm here for the advanced beginner yoga class | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3477 | When I said "hold space" for your yoga practice, I meant figuratively. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3478 | Organic, all natural, yes. But even we have our limits. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3479 | I've had it with man-spreading | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3480 | Does that thing fly ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3481 | I don't know where you go the idea, but I can assure you; there is NO such thing as Doubles Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3482 | I BELIEVE YOU ARE LOOKINGFOR THE CLEOPATRA YOGA STUDIO... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3483 | #sisalruglife? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3484 | Hot yoga doesn't mean you're supposed to bring things to get warm. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3485 | Yes, we have a group rate. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3486 | You win. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3487 | Doesn't matter what Yogi says: you can't take a two-hour nap here from 1 to 4. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3488 | No, you idiot, does this look like Hulk Hogan lives here?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3489 | I don't care if they are Siamese Twins. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3490 | I basically live here also | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 3491 | No, we don't have a TV so that you can watch the game while everyone else meditates. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3492 | I thought yoga was an eastern thing so I brought my oriental rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3493 | You're an hour early for the session with Alladin | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3494 | This studio isn't "area rug" freindly | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3495 | Shaggy Down Dog Broga is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3496 | Yes yoga is meant for natural turf. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3497 | No, we're Bow Down. Berra is across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3498 | I assume you have a very large pick up truck to carry all your 'masculinity' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3499 | I hear yoga takes you to A Whole New World. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3500 | Please deliver him back to the mosque. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3501 | No, it WILL take up room on the floor because that is NOT a flying carpet... | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3502 | The outer borough method class is in Studio B. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3503 | What's with the baseball cap in a yoga studio? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3504 | "My wife told me that yoga was all about making modifications to feel more comfortable". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3505 | It's my new weight loss program! | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3506 | Mostly we use a smaller mat. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3507 | Sorry, I'm Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3508 | The Sail With Solomon Insanity class is on the roof. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3509 | Sir, the bro-ga sessions are on Tuesdays. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3510 | No, no, next door The rug goes to the hookah parlor next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3511 | Are you having people over? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3512 | A NFL Linebacker is a new client | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3513 | You really need to relax Jerry...maybe you should sign up for three classes a week instead of one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3514 | Listen, son. I don't care if he said it was magic, you need to take it back. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3515 | You want Man Cave Naps. They are two doors south of here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3516 | Yogi Berra was never ever here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3517 | No, this is studio 114-A yoga lessons, you're looking for Studio 114 B flying lessons. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3518 | I'm sorry but this is not the kilim flow class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3519 | Get out--We don't allow Afghans in here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3520 | The "Make America Great Again" class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3521 | We don't do America's gonna be great again. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3522 | Namaste, where should I park my carpet | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3523 | I brought my agoy nwod wob with me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3524 | I know it's an unusual mat. Just don't call me out on the carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3525 | So why did you bring artificial grass for yoga class today? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3526 | No, that’s my YOLO mat. In case of any impromptu photo shoots. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3527 | I don't care what Trump says. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3528 | Sorry, magic carpets are no substitute for a yoga mat | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3529 | Were you expecting a partner yoga class ? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3530 | You show-off! I bet you think you could run for president someday. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3531 | As usual, Donald, you've mistaken this for a contest to have the biggest one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3532 | its time to do yoga like a real man | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3533 | I still don't think Team Backgammon will ever become an Olympic sport! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3534 | Seriously, this is as close as you could get to a no processed sugar, gluten-free, whole food, organic, paleo, preservative-free vegan pizza? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3535 | Artificial turf is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3536 | Do I look like someone who would order a Persian carpet? (Italics on the word "look".) | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3537 | Where am I going to put this? I'll tell you where. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3538 | My other mat is too sheer. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3539 | Sorry, no discounts for your bowling team if they all use 1 rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3540 | I've been locked in a room for years | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3541 | We are all utility players here, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3542 | Wrong mat, Matt | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3543 | That's not what I meant when I said buy yourself a Magic Carpet Yoga Mat® | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3544 | I'm guessing you drive a Hummer. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3545 | You won't be needing that for your rugby or yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3546 | Please put that back. We can rent you one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3547 | I think you might be looking for the hookah lounge, it's across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3548 | Sorry broheim, we have zero tolerance for performance enhancing rugs. And tell McConaughey to put his shirt on too. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3549 | You must be yogi Berra. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3550 | I'm aware that hemp has many uses, but Panama Red is going a little far in this case... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3551 | Yes, I teach yoga, but I don't have a magic carpet about how you can lose ten pounds. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3552 | Service entrance is around the back | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3553 | Only if the elephant's Indian. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3554 | Doing the Lotus Headstand Variation with Bound Legs would impress me -- your merely sitting cross-legged on a 19th century silk Tabriz does not. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3555 | Who do you think you are with the big fancy rug, Donald Trump? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3556 | Don’t let our name mislead you. Bow Down Yoga does not approve of a matt being your “Don’t let our name mislead you. Bow Down Yoga does not approve of a matt being your prayer rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3557 | Men and their home comforts! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3558 | We do not allow hats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3559 | You must expect to be someone's next project. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3560 | Our yogis use mats not bats. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3561 | You must be looking for the Magic Carpet Ride Travel Agency next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3562 | Namaste to you, namaste to your AstroTurf. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3563 | Yoga mats are SO expensive now a days | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3564 | First of all, I'm not your "girl." Moreover, I'm not going to close my eyes, look inside, and let the sound take me away. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3565 | and you wonder why you're single | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3566 | Our passive-agressive class meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3567 | For the hundredth time, I don't want a carpet! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3568 | I see you've been hardened in the crucible of competition. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3569 | No, I don't know which direction faces East. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3570 | I prefer to use a carpet | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3571 | Didn't you tell me we were meeting up to go to Antique Roadshow? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3572 | Just take that back to Walmart. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3573 | You know, that thing won't protect you from queefs. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3574 | Why do I feel like I just found the " Grey" M&M? I'll call you on the carpet in that corner over there. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3575 | We're not interested in your new softer mats. Yoga encourages suffering. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3576 | Today's Class: Brazillian-Vinyasa | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3577 | Only on Throw Rug Thursdays | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3578 | Okay, so you obviously didn't pay the extra $5.00 to rent a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3579 | So, what are you compensating for? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3580 | The ad said, "Get rid of body tension here". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3581 | Wool, look who's here! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3582 | We only allow gluten-free mats. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3583 | I said personalize not redecorate! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3584 | Magic Carpet Ride Monday was yesterday. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3585 | That's not what we meant when we said today's yoga session would burn. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3586 | What do you mean there's a twenty dollar delivery fee? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3587 | No free carpet rides here | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3588 | No, Mr. Rodriguez, we do not allow performance-enhancing rugs | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3589 | The flying carpet class is on the third floor! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3590 | I brought The Magic Carpet so the blue genie can grant you 3 wishes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3591 | I have my own mat. Stop calling me Cleopatra. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3592 | We seek to harmonize with dharma,not wrestle it | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3593 | Sorry bruh, you know the rules: no mids, no Phillies. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3594 | I understand, but our instructors don't make house calls. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3595 | Are you Aladdin in disguise or what? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3596 | I know you want to get closer to my inner-self, Honey, but your inner-self needs to get the heck out of here! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3597 | OK, you can use that for a mat. But the 70s socks have got to go. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3598 | Bow up and out the door yoga starts now. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3599 | Yes, I'm aware that 'guru' spelled backwards is 'urug.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3600 | No I will not be your Jasmine and take a carpet ride with you! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3601 | You said get comfortable. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3602 | Something told me your dating profile was conniving. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3603 | Kindergarten is in the next room, wiseguy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3604 | When I said "you should just roll with it," that's not what I meant. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3605 | this class is about transcending our ego, not whose got the biggest mat | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3606 | You need better gear, man. I can already tell your carpet doesn't match the drapes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3607 | The flying carpet club meets Thursdays. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3608 | This is a Yoga studio, not a mosque! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3609 | So you're telling me if I put the yoga mats in water, they become Persian rugs? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3610 | Dude the magic carpet class is next door in the boot room. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3611 | I still want a divorce. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3612 | Don't join this class, because you can't even bring the right equipment. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3613 | I thought I made it clear that i wanted my carpet installed at home, not at the office. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3614 | Get real big boy! Size doesn't mean squat in the race to yogahood. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3615 | Namasté, but you're not exactly doing your root chakra any favors here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3616 | Do you have a bank account to match? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3617 | I'm sorry Sir, this is yoga, not magic carpet training! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3618 | Go to the dugout, drop the carpet and empty your mind. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3619 | 'Nap for Two Yoga' is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3620 | Welcome. I believe you're our first Trump supporter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3621 | The Forced Fiance Fun Salutation class is down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3622 | I am working on my inner-self and trying to be present and accepting of all things through the wonderful experiences of yoga. What exactly are you here for? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3623 | Also, I checked – there's no such thing as a 'Downward Doug'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3624 | Yes I'm sure Yoga is not a contraction of Yogi Berra. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3625 | They said it was B.Y.O.M. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3626 | I have less to sweep under mine than you do under yours | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3627 | I suppose size matters | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3628 | Bigger is not more enlightened. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3629 | I'm sorry, but Erin Andrews doesn't take classes here anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3630 | I don't care "If it;s perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say," I say no. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3631 | I never understood why yoga mats aren't soft. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3632 | This is the only mat I have that the downward dog can poop on if it needs to. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3633 | Team yoga for the clueless is on Wednesday. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3634 | I see one last spot in the back corner in front of the heater. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3635 | I'm just gonna lay it all out there for you: You guys need to be more flexible with your policies. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3636 | Are you by any chance a Trump supporter? | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 3637 | No, it has more to do with the size of your hands. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3638 | Hot yoga doesn't mean what you think it does. Try the massage parlor next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3639 | Mountain Dew is not a spirit animal. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3640 | A thousand mile journey begins with but a single step | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3641 | This is an exercise class , not oriental bazar ... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3642 | I’m terribly sorry, sir, but only your mother-in-law is allowed access to her locker. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3643 | You ordered a mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3644 | Irene are you in there ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3645 | No, this is hot yoga. Gauche yoga is downstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3646 | So, is it true what they say about men with big carpets? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3647 | I'm getting a strong feeling you exaggerated a bit on Match Chat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3648 | I'm afraid your yoga mat is not uncomfortable enough. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3649 | No, we don't want to buy any PDX carpet to keep our yoga studio weird | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3650 | No. I'm sorry. It doesn't mean we bow down to you, guy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3651 | Put the rug back in the hall and use one of the Bow Down Yoga PMS 377C colored mats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3652 | I hope this is the new rug for my office. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3653 | Ok wise guy. Is it for Alladin or yoga bear. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3654 | Okay, but only if it levitates along with you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3655 | All due respect, ma'am, you said to bring your own mat or carpet to suit our comfort... You see, in football, grass IS our mat and where my boys are most comfortable , and we'll go to any lengths to win, even yoga - so where do ya want us to lay it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3656 | This is a non-hipster yoga studio. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3657 | Tell your employer Mr. Trump: you're not going to convince anyone of your respect for yoga by spending $18,000 on a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3658 | You look totally rugged out! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3659 | I'm sorry sir but there is no Downward Manspread in Kripalu. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3660 | Thank you for cleaning the downward dog mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3661 | Sorry, but President Trump has banned all Middle Eastern rugs entering yoga studios. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3662 | You know, the bigger the mat, the smaller the....... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3663 | Ron, I don't appreciate your passive aggressive reminder that I need a wax. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3664 | I don't care if you perform better on the home turf. Leave it at home. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3665 | As you can see, there's a large difference between a rug and a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3666 | I'm surprised you didn't bring a pillow. | 1.0000 | 0.10541 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 3667 | Want to stretch the kinks out? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3668 | Um, this is a tassel-free zone. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3669 | That's not a real Yogi's mat! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3670 | Our fees are based on square footage. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3671 | I'm sorry John. I don't think we'll work out. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3672 | Meditation is never soft. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3673 | sir , your truck balls are double-parked | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3674 | 'Roll up Yoga' is down the block. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3675 | My "inner self" weighs 350 lbs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3676 | It's not a place to have a picnic!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3677 | Pffft...that is hardly a yoga mat. Perhaps that thick, loud rug is meant for the CrossFit upstairs? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3678 | Get the hell outta here! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3679 | Look Matt, I told you to you could come stag. Not bring a shag. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3680 | the heavy mat won't aid enlightenment | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3681 | Mr. Trump, are you seriously expecting us to bow down to you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3682 | I see you bought the azodicarbonamide-free mat | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3683 | Ok, but I'm saying "NO" to the recliner, the big screen TV and beer coolers | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3684 | I don't think you understand how a group class works. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3685 | Yes,Yoga can be masculine BUT we have traditions! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3686 | ... And please take your shoes off! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3687 | In yoga size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3688 | I really don't care that you flew here on that magic carpet - it is too big to use as a mat in my class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3689 | My yogi is a real bear | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3690 | Deliveries in the rear plebian. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3691 | Yes, we are welcoming, and I'm sorry your parents kicked you out. But, no, you can't move in. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3692 | Naps are over in 'Kiddie-Kare,' Rug Boy | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3693 | Let me guess. You've been reading the 'Tips' column in Maxim. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3694 | Bow Wow Rug Repair is downstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3695 | Where do I begin? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3696 | This first problem for all of us to to unlearn. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3697 | You do have the family rate? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3698 | You can stay, but no more talking about CrossFit. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3699 | "Aladdin Who sent you?"' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3700 | ... and another thing, the appropriate greeting is 'Namaste', not 'Animosity'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3701 | This is my turf, back off. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3702 | Get real! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3703 | I said "bring your own mat," not "bring your home mat" | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3704 | I don't care what happens when you get angry. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3705 | Is this where we channel the divine energy of the macrocosm and attain freedom from the cycle of death and rebirth? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3706 | I don't see the humor at all, Matt. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3707 | I understand what they use in India, but the status symbols we use are foam pads and spandex. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3708 | I got kicked off Tinder. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3709 | Size matters. But for this, smaller is better. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3710 | No, "Downward Mat" is done like this. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3711 | We aren't really interested in THAT kind of Eastern inner-decor. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3712 | Hey there Aladdin. Here to see a whole new world? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3713 | Trust me, your body just won't relax on something so plush. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3714 | No, It's not civil rights issue, we just don't allow Afghans. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3715 | I use it for my Lazy Elephant" pose. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 3716 | Is this the group yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3717 | There may be some lingering resentment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3718 | Sorry, your mat is not synthetic enough. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3719 | This is an indoor activity where we meditate, not laying sod in the dirt for a baseball game. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3720 | Yes - That's Donald Trump's Yoga Mat | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3721 | The carpet and genie are fine, but the monkey is a major distraction. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3722 | Breathe, Donald, breathe. I never said you had small hands. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3723 | Always under the impression that bigger is better, right Roger? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3724 | We decided to start a yoga studio instead of buying a Persian rug | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3725 | I don't think it will tie this room together. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3726 | This is about a girl, isn't it? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3727 | No, I ordered yoga mats, not fine quality oriental rugs. I can see how that would be confusing. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3728 | Think that will be "big" enough for you? | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 3729 | 'Maximizing your footprint' is a great bro goal, but I don't know that it works for yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3730 | That's not exactly what we were talking about when we said let's "Feel the Bern" for today's yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3731 | Yogi Berra? He must be at another ashram. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3732 | When I said to bring your rug, I meant your toupee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3733 | No, I will not 'trade you.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3734 | Okay Aladdin, show me your stuff...... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3735 | Bro-ga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3736 | First Yoga, then we get rid of the body. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3737 | Man, it's not always about size. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3738 | No, I would not like to go for a 'magic carpet ride'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3739 | it's not the size that counts. It's how you use it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3740 | I appreciate your effort, but you still can’t date my daughter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3741 | We appreciate your initiative Bill, we really do but... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3742 | Those are the rules, and they're NOT flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3743 | Only mats, no carpets please! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3744 | Explain to me how this makes any less sense? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3745 | Welcome! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3746 | Was that a direct carpet ride, or did you have to change in D.C? | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3747 | It loosens up my downward facing dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3748 | I think you've missed the sarcasm when I asked if you had brought enough for the class | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3749 | Look, I told you last week, Aladdin doesn't teach here anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3750 | When Brody met Asana. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3751 | No, Bob, I don't think there's room for both of us on your mother's Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 3752 | I don't care if your name is Matt, that's still just a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3753 | When you told the class you were at outlier, I had something else in mind. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3754 | The Magic Carpet class is down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3755 | I brought my mother. She's very stiff. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3756 | hey bro | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3757 | I see the hairy man brought a furry rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3758 | We all know you supported the Iran deal. But isn't this taking things a bit far? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3759 | Man! You really went full out on your yoga mat! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3760 | Yoga me this, Yoga me that. Just yoga me a proper size mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3761 | I'm sorry. What do you mean by "eminent domain"? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3762 | Lululemon--not made in Yemen... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3763 | Texas yoga is one floor up. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3764 | "Wall to Wall Yoga" is down the block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3765 | I couldn't fit into my wife's yoga pants. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3766 | The martial arts gym is two blocks north. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3767 | Upward- or downward-facing? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3768 | They're laying sod next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3769 | A natural mat was not a requirement | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 3770 | No I am sorry but we can't make your rug fly. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3771 | Here we are all about style over substance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3772 | What do you mean, your regular mat is at the cleaners? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3773 | You'll have to pay for two spots with that rug. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3774 | It's yoga--not rugby. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3775 | Sorry, Aladdin, this is strictly a mat class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3776 | Where's the yoga party? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3777 | ...It's vintage. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3778 | I take that you aren't here for the yoga class | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3779 | Stop overcompensating. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3780 | You know I won't take my shoes off unless I am home. . . | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3781 | What have you got there - Cleopatra? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3782 | I cannot accept deliveries for anyone named "Genie". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3783 | You don't need to bring sod for your downwards dog. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3784 | I know downward dog makes you feel stupid. But rolling up your rug and going home isn't going to help your balance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3785 | Oh, the levitation class starts next week... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3786 | It's yoga mat... not yoga rug. You'll have to leave. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3787 | I told you, extreme yoga isn't what we do. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3788 | Naw-Maw-Stay and get your number? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3789 | There's still 2 months left on our lease. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3790 | A little trouble with your downward facing dog again, Robert? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3791 | Elephant yoga? That's two doors down | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3792 | That's not the kind of magic carpet ride I meant. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3793 | What's with the cap? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3794 | I'm guessing you can really, 'cut a rug'! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3795 | That's 'Oriental.' You're gonna need something more 'Orientalist.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3796 | One person, one mat! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3797 | Abandon Magic Carpet, All Ye Who Enter Here- you missed the fine print, Mr. Nudgniak? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3798 | We're not very territorial around here. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3799 | Oriental yoga is down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3800 | I have no comment. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 3801 | I know it's large, but it also is my transportation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3802 | Don't tell me you scheduled our date on your lunch break. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3803 | Footwear needs to be left at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3804 | They told me I could park in here? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3805 | Donald, bigger isn't always better. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3806 | Size matters and it's too big. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3807 | "We have an alternate my space concept." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3808 | We currently do not offer a family plan. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3809 | "Personal-size wigwams only please."! | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3810 | Rugs are NOT the new mat | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3811 | You can use it as long as your mother is ok with it. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3812 | Actually, it's the hat that worries me... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3813 | I've told you, its not all about the size of the mat | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3814 | My shovel started out that big | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3815 | Yes, yoga originated in Asia but you must have a "Yoga mat" not an Oriental carpet to participate. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3816 | I am sorry sir, this is "Bow Down Yoga", not "Bow Down to Yoda". | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3817 | That's a stretch. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3818 | No shoes, no shag, no service. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3819 | No, Steve, The Room wasn't a funny movie. Put Johnny down and go home, you're embarrassing me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3820 | Remember: no barking in downward dog pose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3821 | We do not have an oversized locker. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3822 | I don't care if Mrs Palin's been rolled up for hours Mr Trump's office is upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3823 | The lodge is next door!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3824 | No, I don't fancy a shag. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3825 | We're going to put you in the back. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3826 | Ah, you're looking for 'Throw Down Yoga.' It's two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3827 | Even my inner voice is screaming to tell you, get the hell out of here, and take that flea invested rug with you. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3828 | Are you sure you've never taken a yoga class before? That Lotus Pose looked pretty good. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3829 | I'm sorry Mr. Room, but that's just not funny. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3830 | This rug drives 285 yards. I guarantee. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3831 | I think you are in the wrong class, this is Yoga not magic carpet rides! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3832 | Well...there goes the neighborhood | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3833 | Oh, I'm just here for the cucumber water. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3834 | No, I said we DON'T have any downstairs neighbors. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3835 | I knew Amazon would mess up my order for mats. This is an Axminster. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3836 | No matt, eh? No matter. It's namas day. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3837 | If I give you my phone number then promise you'll stop coming here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3838 | You know 'Throw Back Thursday' only occurs on social media, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3839 | Today we learn the manspreading position. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3840 | Your mat is looking a bit rug-ed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3841 | No I do not believe in Bigfoot and no he cannot use your Groupon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3842 | You can't do yoga on a flying carpet! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3843 | You can shag at home, not here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3844 | Sir, you can't wear hats in the yoga studio. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3845 | There's a body in there. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3846 | The shag lessons are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3847 | I understand you're a "Big Dog" but this is Bow Down Yoga not Bow Wow Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3848 | I think there was a misunderstanding. You were asked to bring a yoga mat, not a yoga carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3849 | This is not cultural appropriation this is an identification crisis. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3850 | I'm telling you again, there is no Julius Ceasar here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3851 | Sorry, we have a dress and mat code here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3852 | This is yogA, with an A and in "America." You're looking for the yogI, with an i as in "India." We prefer rubber mats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3853 | No, I'm not interested in your endorsement once your campaign fails. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3854 | This is the Hatha Yoga class. Mutha Yoga starts in two hours. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3855 | Bow Down Yoga isn't right for everyone. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3856 | I don't care if you got iy from Ray Bolger. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3857 | I'm not sure that enlightenment will do you any favors. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3858 | Bikram...not Big Rug | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3859 | I told you to bring your friend, Matt. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3860 | The Flying Yoga class starts next week. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3861 | Cool, yoga carpet. Can you install it wall to wall? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3862 | No I didn't say, 'roll up Matt.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3863 | Who? King Kong is coming?! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3864 | Fine, you can keep your shoes on. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3865 | The delivery is for Iyengar, so he needs to sign. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3866 | Why do you have a hat on? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3867 | That will not tie this room together dude. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3868 | My rug is bigger than yours! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3869 | Sorry, no Persians. We've banned the Middle East for safety reasons. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3870 | Is that supposed to make you look rugged in this feminine environment? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3871 | ... and secondly it's namaste, not "what the hey". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3872 | It's Bikram with a mat, not Berber with a rug | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3873 | Men who wear ball caps and white socks are not welcome here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3874 | No, we do not serve wings. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3875 | The doobie competition is down the road. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3876 | And exactly where is this so-called permit to remove the instructor? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3877 | With all due respect for your religious freedom, prayer rugs don't meet our yoga mat policy! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3878 | Did you bring a magic lamp as well, Aladdin? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3879 | Aladdin lives next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3880 | You studied at Trump University? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3881 | The gift shop is doun sairs if you don't know. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3882 | That's not the kind of mat I was talking about... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3883 | First it's 79 cents for every dollar you earn and now this; so, yes, I can tell you where to put your rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3884 | No, I can't translate care instructions. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3885 | Get Down Dawg | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3886 | No, I don't think we can make it fly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3887 | You arrived in the stretch limo, right? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3888 | Perhaps you're from the rug rat generation. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3889 | Repo men must have really bad karma | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3890 | Your dog still needs to remain outside the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3891 | Welcome. And may the force be with you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3892 | Is the snow that deep or are the new neighbors midgets? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3893 | I was here first Mr. Jones, so no, I won’t share your ‘rug’, and no, I most certainly have no plans of ‘doing’ the setu bandha position with you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3894 | Chipotle delivers? | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3895 | Steve, why don't I just give you the three dollars for mat rental? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3896 | I'm guessing you drive a Corvette too. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3897 | First of all it's called a "mat" and no we can't put the game on TV. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3898 | #matenvy | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3899 | I like to feel the burn when I exercise...the rug burn that is. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3900 | No, I won't yoga-long with you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3901 | Go home, meditate about everything you brought, then don't come back. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3902 | You must be a mama's boy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3903 | If you came here to pray, you must bring a smaller rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3904 | Actually, nobody says that about the size of a man's yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3905 | We're not going to roll out the red carpet to accommodate you here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3906 | You heard me, into the river. And if anyone asks, she came here in the corpse pose | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3907 | Will you promise that it doesn't fly? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3908 | The body is in the office. Maybe use the back door on your way out. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3909 | That is not a yoga mat its a mat for the woods get out of my class. I didn't have any money to afford new one though. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3910 | Are you as flexible as Trump? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3911 | ..I believe you sir, but the studio just doesn't need a "magic-carpet" at this time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3912 | Polow Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3913 | No Al…I won't ride your magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3914 | You're not being very flexible about my yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3915 | You're late. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3916 | Welcome to our diversity outreach program. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3917 | As long as you pay double | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3918 | This isn't a dance studio, but you're going to have to cut the rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3919 | Everyone knows that this is Nancy's spot. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3920 | And I don't believe your name is Aladdin either. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3921 | That rug really tied the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3922 | I don't care if that's the rug you do yoga on at home. in this class we all use yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3923 | No, I'm not interested in a magic carpet ride..." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3924 | I've told you before; size doesn't matter here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3925 | The sneakers are fine, the socks are fine, the shorts are fine, the long sleeves are fine, the big rug is fine, but the Trump hat has to go. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3926 | No Bill, we're appropriating Buddhist culture this week -- not Moroccan! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3927 | The beginning Persian class doesn't start until 10. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3928 | When I said you need to be more flexible, I meant more than your hamstrings. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3929 | I don't care how huge is mat is -- tell Mr. Trump he gets the same floor space as everyone else. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3930 | Republican yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3931 | You'll have to leave class, you're just not conforming sufficiently. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3932 | Mrs. Vanderbilt will not be here today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3933 | Hi there, I have a yoga mat delivery for a Mr. Al Ladin | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3934 | We don't encourage that much comfort. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3935 | Sir, There is no such thing as X-Factor Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3936 | it's all uphill from here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3937 | Go back home George! I told you, I need my space. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3938 | It's not _that_ kind of Oriental. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3939 | Can't you take off your shoes??! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3940 | I don't care if your name is Aladdin, no magic carpets, only yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3941 | The size-matters meme notwithstanding...that's too big! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3942 | I am so sorry we cannot let your downward facing dog into the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3943 | Now what's your mother gonna say when she finds her rug beneath the dining room table is gone? Hmm? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3944 | The rest of the team will be joining us. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3945 | Sorry sir. I'm afraid that rug will tie the room together. We're here to release tension. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3946 | UMMMMM. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3947 | Is that Vegan Outfitters' new animal-free hay and hemp mat? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3948 | I'm looking for an authentic spiritual experience. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3949 | This is Bow Down YogaIf you're looking for Magic Carpet Yoga, it's located on the roof. | 1.0000 | 0.10541 | 10 | 10 | 0 | 0 |
| 3950 | "His Dudeness", Tia chi is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3951 | what? but i'm Arnold jr. ! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3952 | Sorry, Aladdin...that carpet won't fly over my downward dog. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3953 | I said to bring a yoga mat, not a magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3954 | I understand that you want to use your magic carpet and not the yoga mat, Bob. Unfortunately, it infringes upon the other students' space. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3955 | This is 'Bow Down Yoga' - NOT yoga for dorks ... lose the shoes, socks, cap and funky blanket please!" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3956 | Downward facing dog? A male at my age needs a magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3957 | As long as it is skidless. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3958 | You're sure this one can elevate me to a higher power? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3959 | Is this the class for beginners? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3960 | Namastainmaster. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3961 | You're too late. Magic carpet rides were all the rage in the late 60's. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3962 | It's the only mat I could find. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3963 | Be careful not to let the moths out! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3964 | Sir, I would like to share with you that Bow Down Yoga is a place where patrons subscribe to minimalism. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3965 | In this case, bigger is not better. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3966 | I was looking for a magic yoga ride. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3967 | Once you liberate yourself from that carpet, maybe you will start to live. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3968 | Trying to overcompensate dear ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3969 | I guess I misunderstood when you claimed to know 'down dog.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3970 | When choosing your first Yoga mat, one must consider the following... portability vs comfort and stability, you've obviously opted for comfort and stability." "What's that you say? You're hear to go deliver a rug? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3971 | Not everything needs to have been made in India, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3972 | I'll have to ask you to leave; Bow Down Yoga is a secular all-inclusive environment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3973 | Let me guess. Home Depot? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3974 | Sorry, we don't teach the "Magic Carpet Ride" method. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3975 | Body slams will cost extra! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3976 | This is a minimalist yoga class. The maximalists meet for five hours on Wednesday nights. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3977 | No, that's not the stumpasana prop. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3978 | You're paying for everyone's chakras realignment surgery! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3979 | Y'know, a racist Oriental carpet isn't going to make this any easier. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3980 | We meant a yoga mat!! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3981 | Yes, we also want you to feel comfortable, Mr. Coolidge; but you're stretching it a bit too far. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3982 | I'm sorry, but you can't "audit" this class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3983 | You have to put it in the dryer. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3984 | No, Downward Dog won't fix rigor mortis... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3985 | The Third-Age Yoga Studio is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3986 | You may ruin this nice Persian rug in this class! | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 3987 | No, Mr. Trump, size really doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3988 | Free Yoga Raffle Winner? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3989 | Don't worry. I'll stand with you in your vulnerability. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3990 | Look, I'm sorry I called you uptight. | 1.0000 | 0.11785 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 3991 | No 'manspreading' here either, please. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3992 | Sorry, no Afghans allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3993 | No, we have no interest in a used magic carpet ! | 1.0000 | 0.11785 | 9 | 9 | 0 | 0 |
| 3994 | For the last time, I won't take a magic yoga ride with you! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3995 | Please never bring that to a bikram class again. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3996 | Is this your first time? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3997 | Magic carpet rides are next door... But I'll go with you... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3998 | Is it biodegradable? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3999 | It was not appropriate last week when you offered any female in the room to "take a ride on your magic carpet" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4000 | Sorry, "Take Your Ogre to Class" Day was last week. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 4001 | The "Let's Cut A Rug" dance class is on the 2nd floor, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 4002 | While we do encourage class unity, it is expected that everyone who does roll their own not infringe upon other people's space, in your case the Bob Marley class starts next hour. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4003 | Follow me ,it looks like you're pretty tightly woven. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4004 | Every individual has their own preference according to what they may feel comfortable with. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4005 | No Aladdin - I don't believe it'll show me a whole new world. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4006 | The Persian yoga is at noon. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4007 | "You must be looking for the "Trump School of Yoga"! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4008 | Wrong delivery address. Try Persian Yoga, two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4009 | No rug. No shoes. No you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4010 | "Bow Down" does not mean that you need a large prayer mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4011 | ' Sorry, but no yoga Matthews allowed" | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4012 | What, are you a crazed libertarian from Hicksville or something? This is YOGA, and you must conform! Style, always style! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4013 | Eminent domain doesn't apply here, Mr. Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4014 | Yo, is it cool if this personal pile remain? The tapestry won't give anyone staph infection | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4015 | This takes "manspreading" to a whole new level. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4016 | I'm big into prayer | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4017 | Cleopatra is two doors on the left. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4018 | In your case, the 'First Class Free' promotion was a bad idea.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4019 | If your genie offers, wish for a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4020 | Orientals are no longer PC sir. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4021 | There's a ten dollar oversize fee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4022 | What? I sweat a lot, the rugs more absorbant | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4023 | I think you went to the wrong mat store... | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4024 | I see your downward dog is a Pekingese. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4025 | If you’re looking for the Flying Carpet Yoga School, take the elevator to the top floor. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 4026 | At least tell me its an indoor rug. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4027 | I don't care if that's how they did it in Persia. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4028 | I told you comfort in this class is relative. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4029 | Vegan mats only. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4030 | honey, this is not the right place to pitch your ideas | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4031 | Mi casa su vinyasa. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4032 | It doesn't matter if you're Turkish, you still have to use a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4033 | You must be from Texas. Yippee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4034 | You got a lot of swag. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4035 | The "Aladdin" auditions are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4036 | I'm sorry, sir, but the management asks that we reserve all superiority complexes for the Republican debates. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4037 | Your here to do yoga not lay down carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4038 | No shoes here please. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4039 | This is the third time this week. This isn't the carpet store. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4040 | Bigger isn't necessarily better. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4041 | That's made of sheep, right? This is a vegan studio. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4042 | Oh Wow Yoga is up the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4043 | You can try the mosque next door but I don't think they'll want it, either. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4044 | What ever happened to ladies first? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4045 | Matt, you of all people should know the difference. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4046 | Okay, I will go with the rug, but no chewing tobacco. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4047 | As-Salaam-Alaikum | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4048 | Right here will be fine, thanks. I wasn't sure which mat to bring, so I just thought, why not both? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4049 | Let the wild rumpus begin. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4050 | I think you have the wrong idea your downward dog pose... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4051 | How you got "an exotic and dangerous surprise" from "tries to say flexible" is beyond me. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4052 | I'd worry they roll me up during shavasana. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4053 | We seek not the size of the roll, but humility of the soul. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4054 | I'm not your little girl & I am not going anywhere with you on some magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4055 | That’s a flying carpet. We use mats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4056 | Where's the couch, Rob - how will you enjoy yourself otherwise? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4057 | I think it best if you step over to the mirror and decide if you'd be a good fit for this studio. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4058 | No, sir. This class won't teach you how to make your rug into a flying carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4059 | You know, that doesn't compensate for your small hands. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4060 | No, I really don't want to go on your magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4061 | If you have to roll your wife in a rug to get her here, her chakras aren't open. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4062 | I know a place that can trim that for you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4063 | No rugrats in yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4064 | Nice to meet you, Big Matt. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4065 | If you're from Mr. Trump, the answer is still no. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4066 | I'm the chick you bow down to here! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4067 | I'm sorry, we're here to create harmony and balance in our minds and bodies, and to break through the oppressive barriers that we face here in the western world. You just don't look like you'll fit in here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4068 | If anyone asks, it's 100% all natural. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4069 | Sorry, we don't do rug appraisals. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4070 | Aladdin, you can park your magic carpet outside and come join us. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4071 | Your mat was reincarnated? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4072 | Ugh - manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4073 | At least the stunt at crossfit had some edge. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4074 | Oh no, I'm just the sales rep. But enjoy your platinum yearly membership though. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4075 | Is that Lululemon? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4076 | Nooo, by rugged we meant like determination and toughness to get through this free week-long trial yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4077 | I thought that an Oriental rug would be more authentic | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4078 | Maybe, Billy, if you used a yoga mat like the rest of us you'd be less inclined to soil it during Downward Dog | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4079 | This isn't Colorado. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4080 | That's it Bob, I'm canceling our Costco membership when I get home. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4081 | That's not what I meant when I told Aladdin to bring his own mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4082 | I see you are ready to do your two rough doggy down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4083 | A. Your not the maharaja. B. That's not his mat. C. Hang it on a line. And D. Beat it! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4084 | I swear it's just yoga, not flying carpet lessons. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4085 | That's fine. I'm flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4086 | Its going to be a really big moment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4087 | This class is not for posers | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4088 | The 'yoga for dummies' class is meeting in the back room today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4089 | "I guess this is where East meets America". | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4090 | Sorry but we do not offer 'super size me' yoga | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4091 | I'm sorry, but our artisanal yoga classes are only on Wednesdays. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4092 | I'm here for the "You can't afford not to move" yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4093 | Actually, John, your seven chakras don't want seventeen square feet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4094 | I assume the dead, rotting corpse of our marriage is rolled up in that carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4095 | Of course you may work in the teachings of your Afghan yogi, but it's still 14 dollars a lesson. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4096 | The flying carpet studio is one flight up. Is that an Air Loom? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4097 | What part of "middle aged white guys need not apply" did you not understand? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4098 | I see its a rug. I'd still prefer you to say 'Asian'. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4099 | You don't need to compensate for your small hands here Mr. Trump | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4100 | No. This is not where you take a rug for yogurt stains. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4101 | I said a Yoga mat, not a vulgar mat | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4102 | There's no such thing as a 'family' size mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4103 | Oh, come on! I don't smell that bad! | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4104 | I don't care what your interior decorator says even if she is your mom. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4105 | Yes, Brian. Yoga pants are really tight. And no. I'd prefer not sharing your 'really big mat'. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4106 | It's okay to use the rug as yoga mat, but the incense and sitar music have to go. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 4107 | ...I almost had to bow on a borrowed mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4108 | This is Yoga class, not Yoda class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4109 | Make sure the whole body goes down the wood chipper. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4110 | When you asked on the phone if you could wear a rug to class, I assumed you meant a toupee! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4111 | Kevin's Rug Cleaning? Two doors down! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4112 | In my business, it's either 250 nails or NONE! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4113 | I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to remove your hat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4114 | Watch the hair! | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 4115 | So you think this time magic will help? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4116 | Don't unravel Cleo until everyone arrives. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4117 | No, man spreading isn't a yoga pose. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4118 | Take the elevator to Roof for Magic Carpet Yoga. And in the future, wear a fez or a turban. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4119 | Do you lift weights on your carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4120 | Look lady, I can either use this class as my man spreading catharsis, or your seat on the subway. It's your choice. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4121 | We haven't had a mosque here since the Bush administration. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4122 | 100% organic cotton makes me being connected with nature. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4123 | Aladdin's flying carpet repair shop is two blocks east. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4124 | No, hot yoga does not mean you're supposed to get rug burns. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4125 | Next time bring the rug from your bathroom. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4126 | Do you always carry your personal guru around in there? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4127 | Chi and Sigma Chi: two different animals. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4128 | You misheard. They said "Make your thoughts big." Not "Make your THINGS big. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4129 | One of my uncles is a Moslem! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4130 | The told me that my membership in Magic Carpet Yoga was transferable. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4131 | No, Yogi Berra was not a founder and you may take that patch back to right field where you found it. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4132 | Tiki yoga is a four. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4133 | This isn't dance class sir. All rugs must be pre-cut. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4134 | You are out of place, or we are out of space. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4135 | No, there is no best asana for a magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4136 | Remind Yo Momma not to forget her mat next time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4137 | The lotus position on a K-Mart rug cannot release your cosmic aura. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4138 | Now would you please unroll, so I might ask her myself why she is against yoga lessons. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4139 | I understand that you own the HUMMER parked outside. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4140 | Let me guess – first time in a yoga studio and you’re here under duress? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4141 | We were all moved by The Room, sir, but you really can leave at any time. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4142 | Okay, I'll charge your mites half price. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4143 | Just because always say Namaste doesn't mean you're not in Maya. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4144 | Tabriz Yoga is next door | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4145 | I'm Kleopatra, not Cleopatra. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4146 | I'm on a budget. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4147 | I don't care if it's big enough for everyone to share. You still can't get high in the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4148 | I'm just not sure you'd fit in. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4149 | Nice hat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4150 | It's the seventh inning stretch that makes yoga so like baseball. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4151 | You've brought a mat. I can tell we're going to enjoy working together. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4152 | What did I tell you about holding rugs like that? People might think you're a gun toting terrorist. Or worse... a Republican. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4153 | What happens when couples can't agree on an exercise. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4154 | I already explained this. No matt, no yoga pants, no yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4155 | Let me give you a list of everything you're doing wrong. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4156 | No, this is "Bow Down" Yoga --- "F#@K YOU!" Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4157 | Like many things in life, it's not how big it is, it's what you do with it. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4158 | What I said was 'we do our yoga exercises on the floor, please bring a rug' but, but..... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4159 | You can do corpse pose on a mat you know. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4160 | It's for my political yogis following the campaign--they need a bigger rug to sweep the bull under. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4161 | If there is a boy in there, you'll have to take him back to his room. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4162 | I'm cool with the mat, but lose the shoes. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4163 | the size of your mat doesn't prove anything. not even Donald Trump could pull off THAT rug! | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4164 | Yes, I am delighted to learn your dog would not move her asana and join us. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4165 | That had better be a locally-sourced dead body in there. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4166 | I'll never fly. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4167 | Unless you've got the instructor's body is wrapped up in that thing...keep away. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4168 | Put it over there in front of the throne. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4169 | "While I can appreciate the aesthetic value, your nonconformity is really throwing off my aura. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4170 | The new girl is old money. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4171 | Size really doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4172 | This is the Bow Down Yoga Studio, not The Yogi Bear Show. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4173 | I get that you have a very large aura, but we just don't have enough room in here. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4174 | Sorry, this is a manspread-free space. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4175 | I'd like to sign up. I'm down, dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4176 | We don't do downward facing jog. And that's a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4177 | I ordered a Dharamsala practice rug, not a Jaipur practice rug, you idiot! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4178 | The gymnastics class is in the basement. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4179 | Sir, yoga is an Asian spiritual tradition, not Oriental. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4180 | You are welcome to join, but I must warn you that your membership includes random urine sampling for performance enhancing drugs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4181 | You're right, Yoga is an Oriental practice, but... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4182 | You forgot the beer. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4183 | Maybe you could leave manspreading to the subways? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4184 | No, I don't want to shag. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4185 | The Instructor will no longer judge your warrior 2 pose... | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4186 | If you could refrain from shuffling around and zapping the other students next time, that would be great. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4187 | Just try not to hurt yourself doing supta badhass konasana | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4188 | No, I don't see how this is just like when I washed your Eli Manning jersey on game day, but if it means we can finally move past that, then namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4189 | No, this is Bow Down Yoga. Down Cow Yoga’s on E 59th St. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4190 | You were misinformed. This is not a mosque. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4191 | I said "Don't stay," not "namaste" | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4192 | You can do other things on your rug but not yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4193 | When I said "now do the Chinese rug roll", I was referred to the exercise. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4194 | I don't know if sun salutations are more effective if you are hovering above ground. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4195 | Size doesn't really matter here, Mr. Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4196 | You have bad karma, Matt. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4197 | Not what I meant by 'feel the burn'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4198 | Elephant yoga's not til tomorrow. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4199 | Magic later; come back with a yoga mat and then suspension. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4200 | The mat is fine. The hat, pants, and socks have to go! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4201 | I take it you roll your own? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4202 | Make yourself at home, Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4203 | The carpet beater class is next door | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4204 | I don't believe The Donald's ego is enrolled in this class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4205 | You disappoint me, Matt. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4206 | I don't care if it is a flying carpet. Take it outside. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4207 | Oh my, that rug stinks. Sorry, people who use oriental rugs for hot yoga need not apply. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4208 | Are your hands large enough to unroll that thing? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4209 | Yes, prayer rugs are allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4210 | Sorry, it's Yoga Yogi. You made a Boo Boo. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4211 | This came from Alibaba himself. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4212 | "World's Biggest Splif" Contest? Down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4213 | I'm going old school | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4214 | Namaste! I feel that it's karma that brought you to the?? Namaste! I believe it was karma that you found us through our latest groupon offer. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4215 | Namaste. And, I suppose, Boo-yah!' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4216 | No, a yoga mat. Not a flying carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4217 | I don't care if you DO have Cleopatra rolled up inside! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4218 | Magic Carpet classes no longer meet in this space. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 4219 | Once again Jerry mistakenly assumed that Carla actually wanted him to solve her problem. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4220 | Magic carpets are not allowed! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4221 | No one wants to hang at your pad. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4222 | Sorry -- this is the low-impact class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4223 | No! I don't want to share your rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4224 | There's no magic carpet ride in yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4225 | Sorry, there's a bigger class on Tuesdays. And were having small retreats on the weekends...if you have a placemat feel free to join. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4226 | You gonna take your big rug 'n leave?" "Nah, 'ma stay | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4227 | You are in the wrong place. The flying carpet studio is on the roof. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4228 | That's not what Persian yoga means. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4229 | We use yoga mats. Try the local Mosque. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4230 | I thought your kind was open-minded. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4231 | This is what you called a mat! | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4232 | magic carpets don't work here | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4233 | It's your first time. I'll be gentle. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4234 | It's okay as long as you can take everyone in the class to A Whole New World. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4235 | I'm not sure this is what they meant by "stick to the minimum amount." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4236 | You can't take it with you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4237 | I don't care if it is a 'magical carpet', it stinks! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4238 | Do you just carry that around town so everyone knows you're a professional mover? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4239 | You'll have to do your flying from the outdoors. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4240 | I said "Namaste" not "No mats stay." | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4241 | Sorry to hear, Al, that Gene couldn't fix it in time... Hope Cleo has still enjoyed her ride. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4242 | Persian Yoga is not our thing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4243 | We have to stop meeting like this | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4244 | Sorry - we have a magic carpet ban. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4245 | Calling a shag rug a mat is not the kind of stretch we use here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4246 | A 'yoga mat on steroids' may miss the point. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4247 | "Carpetbagger" is written all over you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4248 | Love it-but not the right size. Can you cut it, re-dye it, lower the price by 50% and deliver to my home for free? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4249 | You'll have to pay for two. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4250 | Is this the place for bowing training? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4251 | No Matt, as a matter of fact, a rug is not acceptable as a substitute for a mat. How about that! | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 4252 | You are not making me 'Home Goods happy.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4253 | This is not your grandmother's yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4254 | 'Last time you were here we had to replace the floor. Namaste!' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4255 | Sorry, yoga is not a competition sport and a bigger mat doesn't help. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4256 | Outside! And take that dirty rug and smirk with you | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4257 | O.K., Aladdin. Fly away home. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4258 | Maybe Cleopatra doesn't WANT to learn yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.13363 | 8 | 8 | 0 | 0 |
| 4259 | We only serve poseurs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4260 | No, you were misinformed. We don't do industrial yoga here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4261 | Have you considered Bubba Jain Yoga down the street? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4262 | Mandy never believed in love at first sight; she had only gone to class to stretch and relax, but she was completely intrigued and smitten with Steve's concept of wall to wall yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4263 | Those mats are problematic. They tend to fly away. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4264 | Who's at home with the kids? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4265 | Perhaps you'd like a partner...or two..? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4266 | I think you're over compensating. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4267 | You can't use astro turf in here, even if you're a Houston Astros fan. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4268 | Are you rolling out the fella who 'bowed down' too much?! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4269 | We're pretty flexible here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4270 | Why?! Because this yoga is about bowing down to your inner self, not everyone in your neighborhood! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4271 | Are you Alladin Sane? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4272 | It's not just the size that counts. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4273 | Lululemon? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4274 | Down your dog, why don't you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4275 | Don't worry Governor Christie, it gets easier with practice. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4276 | I'm sure Mr. Berra would be touched by your tribute. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4277 | It’s not a question of "roominess", sir. We simply do not give group discounts. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4278 | Will you feel comfortable with our approach to yoga? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4279 | Trump is not welcomed here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4280 | You do look like a rugged individualist, I'll say that! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4281 | You should try broga instead. I hear it's rugged. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4282 | This is hot yoga, they just finished Bro - Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4283 | Donald, I wasn't questioning your size. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4284 | Perhaps Broga Yoga isn't for you, "Bro." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4285 | Cleopatra, I presume? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4286 | The Blue Collar Yoga Tour is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4287 | I don't care if it flies--you still owe the walk-in. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4288 | Exactly, how many of you, are there? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4289 | You're here for a class. You're not entertaining. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4290 | Power yoga is down the block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4291 | I'm sorry - we don't have a family group rate. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4292 | Gender equality hasn't trickled down all the way. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4293 | You were asked to bring a mat for Yoga, not a rug for sleeping. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4294 | I get it; you have your image to protect. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4295 | I hope you didnt bring our downward facing dog too? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4296 | I'd like to thank you for coming in to lead our class today Yogi Berra, but it's over. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4297 | That'll never fly. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4298 | The La-Z-Boy class is in studio 2. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4299 | No I don't want a magic carpet ride, and also I am not a little girl. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4300 | I'm sorry - we don't accept posers | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4301 | Orientalism? Yes. Oriental rug? No. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4302 | Your choice, but real men use foam. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4303 | Stretch or Fly? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4304 | Don't be embarrassed, we'll say it's a luxury model. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4305 | And I suppose your partner is on a role, too | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4306 | No, you can just use a regular mat for High Flying Dragon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4307 | This is ashtanga yoga, not assona sofa. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4308 | Are you looking for Trump Magic Carpet Riding School? Next studio over. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4309 | I'm sorry, but here less is more. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4310 | I should have had the carpet delivered to my house. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4311 | It's just 'Bow Down Yoga' now; the 'Aladdin Magic Carpet' chapter folded up because of the recession. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4312 | Yes, it's because of my wool allergy - well derrrr | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4313 | It's not the size of your mat but the depth of your dog. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4314 | Listen, from now on Cleopatra walks in the front door the normal way. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4315 | Yoga for the Tragically Unenlightened is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4316 | Global warming is coming, so l'm striking while l can. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4317 | We have loaner mats. You can't bring your blankee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4318 | I think the room is already tied together just fine, thank you. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4319 | Sure, we can cure your backache. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4320 | Sorry, man spreading is strictly prohibited. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4321 | FYI this is a yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4322 | I love the new yoga line for men. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4323 | I voted for Donald Trump | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4324 | You know what they say about men who carry big mats | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4325 | Normcore yoga starts at 7:30. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4326 | Namaste, Adam.... you are embarrassing me... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4327 | No Al I don't trust you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4328 | Unroll that filthy thing in here, and I'll see to it you don't get up from your downward dog! Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4329 | Flying carpets are not allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4330 | I feel like you're laboring under some serious misapprehensions here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4331 | I'd love to make this a team sport on your mat. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4332 | NO PRAYING | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4333 | I'm sensitive to your ethnic roots but it's irrelevant that Ali Baba flew around on this. It's just not a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4334 | Yes, I am flexible, but 'Beer Tuesday' is not going to happen. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4335 | Here at Bow Down Yoga, we don't encourage glorifying our mats. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4336 | I'm sorry. It's too yuge to make yoga great again. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4337 | Outside it might be different, inside yoga mats are politically indifferent. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4338 | You have small hands | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4339 | I hear you're the best there is... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4340 | Your third eye chakra won't be spinning properly using that yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4341 | Runners Beyond Hope isn't a class per se, it's more of a gathering across the hall with a big mirror. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4342 | Sleeping is my workout. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4343 | The magic carpet class is 2 doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4344 | I'm certain your grandmother hadn't intended this when she asked you to have it steam cleaned. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4345 | I specialize in oriental yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4346 | I hope you enjoy getting rug burn | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4347 | Blue collar yoga is Thursday night. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4348 | "Where's the Ganesh?"+ | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4349 | Yes, I'd say it was an impressive flying pigeon Mr. Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4350 | Looks like you have a solid home practice going. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4351 | It might be a little ticklish at the end. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4352 | I don't care if it's magic, there are no shortcuts to enlightenment. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4353 | I'm here to do floor work. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4354 | Don't worry, Afghans are welcome here. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4355 | I'm afraid to say this is 816 Oak Avenue, not 816 Oak Street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4356 | Your place or mine? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4357 | No, the flyer stated free 'Spring Fling Yoga Class', not "Free Spring Training Yoga Class'. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4358 | I keep telling you, it's not about how big it is. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4359 | I'm sorry, but we cannot accept any more new students as the class is full. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4360 | We can be done before your wife finds out you borrowed her priceless antique rug. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4361 | Sorry, no Aladdin registered here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4362 | this is yoga, not carpet weaving | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4363 | Sorry, sir. We don't allow...hats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4364 | I'm going to give you an amazing discount coupon at Lulumon. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4365 | Yes, size does matter in Yoga, but lose the rug! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4366 | This class is for YOGA people, not YOGI (BERRA) people! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4367 | I have to ask you to leave... mat intimidation is not allowed here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4368 | Western yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4369 | Well, yoga CAN be a magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4370 | And another thing. Stop singing "Om, Om I'm deranged." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4371 | I'm sorry, as a standing rule we generally don't let our students use carpet tacks or glue for enhanced traction, but we'll take the use of duct tape under advisement. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4372 | Welcome to Bow Down Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4373 | Nice rug, but your outfit stinks. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4374 | We don't accept old sods | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4375 | By yoga mats, we don't really mean actual mats! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4376 | I don't care what its street value is, that's not what we mean by 'hot yoga.' | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4377 | It's not about the size of your mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4378 | What makes you think a comfortable rug will help you find your Karma? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4379 | Gear may BE overrated, but really!--the lobby runner? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4380 | I'm sorry that removing the whole carpet was kind of a big stretch. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4381 | "IMats here rugs/.carpet/home. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4382 | Nama-DON'T stay... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4383 | Is your exercise buddy in there? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4384 | It seems you misunderstand our name: this is not campaign training for Trump supporters. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4385 | Seat's taken... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4386 | This is a magic carpet...all who share it will fly through yoga....guaranteed! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4387 | Yoga in 'Merica | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4388 | Sir, you are here blatantly for the yoga pants. | 1.0000 | 0.15430 | 7 | 7 | 0 | 0 |
| 4389 | The 'Yoga for Beginners' class meets down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4390 | Your dating profile said: "Yoga Master." | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4391 | I think you meant to deliver that to the hot yoga studio down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4392 | Your nap-time will be scheduled after you finish your milk and cookies. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4393 | Sorry, you just missed our Rugrats class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4394 | Is she in your mat practicing the corpse pose? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4395 | beginning yoga is room five. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4396 | You're supposed to leave your shoes and your ego at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4397 | You can stretch the full length? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4398 | We know you're shagedelic, but no one's impressed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 0 | That won't fly in here. | 2.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 0 | 3 | 2 |
| 1 | Sorry, that mat won't fly here. | 2.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 1 | 1 | 3 |
| 2 | Sorry, sir. We don't allow...hats. | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| 3 | We try to leave our rugged individualism at the door. | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| 4 | I don't care whether or not it ties the room together. | 2.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 0 | 3 | 1 |
| 5 | Our fees are based on square footage. | 2.2500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 1 | 1 | 2 |
| 6 | We get it. You're straight. | 2.2000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| 7 | You must be the guy from Om Depot. | 2.2000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 2 | 0 | 3 |
| 8 | So first we breath slowly. And we are mindful. Then, we talk about your mat. | 2.2000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 1 | 2 | 2 |
| 9 | The Dude lives downstairs. | 2.1667 | 0.40139 | 6 | 2 | 1 | 3 |
| 10 | Namaste. And, I suppose, Boo-yah!' | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 11 | First, I must thank you for leaving the recliner and TV at home this week. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 12 | Hey ladies, I think I figured out who left the seat up. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 13 | Size doesn't matter here, either. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 14 | Unless you can make it fly, it's still a no. | 2.0000 | 0.31623 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| 15 | We meditate, not levitate. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 16 | Sir, your wife wasn't finished meditating. | 2.0000 | 0.40825 | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 |
| 17 | Sir, please put that back in the lobby and use this one. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| 18 | Namaste, carpet diem | 2.0000 | 0.31623 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| 19 | The body is in the office. Maybe use the back door on your way out. | 2.0000 | 0.31623 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| 20 | No, broga is on Thursdays. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 21 | No problem—we're very flexible. | 2.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 0 | 2 | 0 |
| 22 | The Magic Carpet class is down the hall. | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 3 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| 23 | What do you mean, 'Make Yoga Great Again'? | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| 24 | No, no, no. Not “namaste”. I said you and the rug must not stay. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 25 | Your downward dog made a mess on the carpet. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 26 | I know it's you first yoga experience but you don't need a training mat. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 27 | Let me explain how many different ways you're not going to meet any girls here. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 28 | I told you to bring your own, that's from our lobby. | 2.0000 | 0.31623 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| 29 | We don’t shag here. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 30 | Our position on this is inflexible. | 2.0000 | 0.31623 | 5 | 1 | 3 | 1 |
| 31 | Actually, nobody says that about the size of a man's yoga mat. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 32 | Sorry, we're not that flexible. | 2.0000 | 0.44721 | 5 | 2 | 1 | 2 |
| 33 | I take that you aren't here for the yoga class | 2.0000 | 0.57735 | 4 | 2 | 0 | 2 |
| 34 | You must be our lucky 'free trial' winner. | 1.8333 | 0.30732 | 6 | 2 | 3 | 1 |
| 35 | So, I understand you were home schooled. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 36 | That's just so people won't know you weren't on your way to yoga? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 37 | I take it you roll your own? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 38 | "No.....one mat with 8 people does not get you a group discount". | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 39 | Is this your first class? | 1.8000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
| 40 | Bet you bring a typewriter to Starbucks too. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 41 | The Spirit within me is asking you to just leave. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 42 | What is it with men and size? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 43 | Blue collar yoga is Thursday night. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 44 | You heard me, into the river. And if anyone asks, she came here in the corpse pose | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 45 | First visit? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 46 | Your failure to follow instructions is restricting my infinite bliss. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 47 | Hey there Aladdin. Here to see a whole new world? | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 48 | If you can make that carpet fly, yes. Otherwise, no. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 49 | No you can't run out to your car and get your six pack. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 50 | Sorry, but President Trump has banned all Middle Eastern rugs entering yoga studios. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 51 | First time? | 1.8000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
| 52 | So tell me, does Aladdin know you took his carpet? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 53 | Your first lesson will be about how less can be more. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 54 | The bro-ga class was moved to 2:30. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 55 | You're lucky I'm flexible. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 56 | Okay, you win. We can go back to doing less things together. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 57 | Put it back in the foyer. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 58 | Our ancient practice requires a polypropylene mat. | 1.8000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
| 59 | I see that you roll your own. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 60 | Feel free to leave your yoga mat camouflage at the door. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 61 | Let her out, Fred. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 62 | We think you'd be happier at our Brooklyn studio. | 1.8000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
| 63 | Do you have a note from your wife? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 64 | We're here to stretch, Jimmy, not to fly. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 65 | Put her back. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 66 | Compensating for low chi? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 67 | Just place it down over here by placing your left foot onto your right shoulder. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 68 | Except for the hat, the shorts, the socks, the shoes, and the carpet everything else is fine | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 69 | We strongely urge beginners to look the part. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 70 | Ok, mansplain this one. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 71 | No rugrats in yoga. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 72 | Yeah, I'm sure it's fine. They let me use this papyrus scroll. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 73 | I'm surprisingly OK with the hat, wrist bands, and rug, but I just can't look past the tube socks. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 74 | Overcompensating just a bit? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 75 | Bet that's your Hummer out front. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 76 | Beat it! | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 77 | Lose the hat, shirt, shorts, socks, and that rug, and we'll teach you how to be more accepting. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 78 | Just find a spot,Aladdin. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 79 | Welcome! Is this your first time here? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 80 | You'd be surprised how inflexible we can sometimes be. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 81 | You're new here, aren't you? | 1.8000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
| 82 | Is this because I brought kale salad to your Super Bowl party? | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 83 | The rug is fine. It's the Red Sox cap that offends my chakras. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 84 | The mosque is two doors down. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 85 | fringe is not allowed | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 86 | Is that your yoga mat or a cry for help? | 1.8000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 1 | 4 | 0 |
| 87 | Everyone is equally welcome here. But you need to leave. | 1.8000 | 0.48990 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
| 88 | Perhaps you could come back when I'm not here. | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 89 | I am going to start with the hat... | 1.8000 | 0.37417 | 5 | 2 | 2 | 1 |
| 90 | Rug's OK - clothes are a no-no. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 91 | Yes, prayer rugs are allowed. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 92 | We don't roll that way. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 93 | You must become one with the exit. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 94 | We don't encourage manspreading here. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 95 | I don't care if it really ties your mind, body, and spirit together. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 96 | I'm sorry. There is no major league in yoga. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 97 | Please tell me you didn't come here on the subway. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 98 | Sorry, we don't do the Seventh Inning Stretch. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 99 | True, Helen is a bit overweight but I think this will give her a complex. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 100 | Murder victim disposal is next door. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 101 | Got anything bigger? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 102 | We're pretentious, not ostentatious. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 103 | You must be Charles Brown's friend. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 104 | Sorry no hats allowed. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 105 | Snug as a Bug Yoga is two doors down. | 1.7500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 1 | 3 | 0 |
| 106 | Blue Collar Yoga now meets on Thursdays. | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 107 | You're absolutely certain this mat was grass-fed? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 108 | How hard is it to Google ‘yoga mat’? | 1.7500 | 0.47871 | 4 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
| 109 | No, it won't tie the room together Mr. L. | 1.6667 | 0.21082 | 6 | 2 | 4 | 0 |
| 110 | That mat needs to stay in our lobby, sir. | 1.6667 | 0.33333 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| 111 | Bro Yoga is two doors down. | 1.6667 | 0.33333 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| 112 | Namaste. But no, you may not stay. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 113 | Man cave yoga is in the back. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 114 | You can stay but no grunting or high fiving this time. | 1.6667 | 0.33333 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 1 |
| 115 | We don't practice the couch potato position here. | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| 116 | Does your mother know you took it? | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 117 | inhale deeply….exhale slowly……leave quietly | 1.6667 | 0.66667 | 3 | 2 | 0 | 1 |
| 118 | Blue Collar Yoga is three doors down. | 1.6667 | 0.40825 | 3 | 1 | 2 | 0 |
| 119 | I don't know which is worse... that your socks are pulled up that high, or that you think you're holding a yoga mat... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 120 | Sorry, but yoga class is about conformity if nothing else. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 121 | If she's actually dead, I don't think yoga can help. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 122 | I don't care if it muffles your farts... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 123 | I hope you realize, that this will triple your class fee. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 124 | The flight school is next door. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 125 | We tend to favor minimalism. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 126 | I'm sorry, Sir. The flying carpet class ended at 11. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 127 | This room doesn't need to be "tied together," Walter... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 128 | You have to park outside like everyone else. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 129 | Bro-ga is on Tuesdays. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 130 | Put the instructor back. . .now. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 131 | I'm not sure that enlightenment will do you any favors. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 132 | You can take a nap here, but you'll still have to pay for a lesson. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 133 | We are flexible. Just not in that way. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 134 | I don't care if it really ties the room together, you need a yoga mat. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 135 | Are you here for the bro-ga session? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 136 | I'm sorry, you haven't got a prayer here. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 137 | No, I didn't say namaste. I said your mat is nasty. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 138 | I think we'd be more comfortable if you took our course online. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 139 | Sir, you can't wear hats in the yoga studio. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 140 | The oriental class begins at 3 o'clock. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 141 | Yes we do have beginner's classes. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 142 | Don’t ‘Lotus flower’ me. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 143 | Yes, Dick, bringing a 5' x 8' carpet to yoga class is a form of manspreading. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 144 | I don't think you understand. You're supposed to be uncomfortable. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 145 | No hats. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 146 | No, I don't think we can make it fly. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 147 | Yoga for the Tragically Unenlightened is next door. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 148 | You're new. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 149 | We're Reform Yoga here. You want the Orthodox place across the street. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 150 | Yes, everyone was impressed, but let's keep it on the floor next week, Doug. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 151 | Look, I'm sorry I called you uptight. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 152 | How many in your party? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 153 | Sorry, no manspreading allowed. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 154 | Namaste. That means beat it. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 155 | No, you cannot smoke that in here! | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 156 | The light in me honors the clueless in you. Namaste. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 157 | Sorry, manspreading isn't allowed here. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 158 | You'll learn to surrender your "body, mind and heart". And with any luck, the outfit. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 159 | Sorry sir, but we only allow 18 square feet of Karma per person. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 160 | Let me guess, your first time here? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 161 | That would be the flat-weave position. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 162 | You have the wrong address. Aladdin's flight school is next door. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 163 | Are you having people over? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 164 | Frankly Bob, you're not Bow Down material. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 165 | Okay, forget everything I said about getting in touch with your inner self. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 166 | I'm sorry, our Neanderthal-looking-for-a-date class meets on yesterdays. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 167 | That goes by the door | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 168 | After years of being told he was inflexible, Jim finally took matters into his own hands. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 169 | Yoga is Far East not Middle East. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 170 | The mat is fine. The hat, pants, and socks have to go! | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 171 | Your nonconformity does not conform to our nonconformity. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 172 | And lose the baseball cap too. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 173 | Is this your first time? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 174 | Alladin's class is next door. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 175 | I'm pretty flexible, but this is pushing it. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 176 | I need it cleaned and back for my 2:40 to LA. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 177 | We don't do man's spread here. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 178 | Please put that back in reception. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 179 | "Naps and snacks are not permitted' | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 180 | And while you're at it, you can take your recliner, flat screen TV and keg too. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 181 | Yes, I do think a flying carpet for your mat would be a distraction for the class. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 182 | No, it's not because you're Muslim... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 183 | Our family-style seating is in the rear of the studio. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 184 | First yoga date? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 185 | You disappoint me, Matt. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 186 | Good flight? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 187 | Where did you get your mat? Costco? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 188 | First class? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 189 | I think you've missed the sarcasm when I asked if you had brought enough for the class | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 190 | Sir, it's not just the rug that may not fit. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 191 | Rugs are NOT the new mat | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 192 | Please understand there will be a $25 excess baggage fee. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 193 | I'm sure you'd be more comfortable at our sister studio: Bro Down Yoga. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 194 | Drop and roll before I bonk you on the head! | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 195 | No, we are not Ground School for carpet flyers! | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 196 | What's the thread count? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 197 | In your case 80% of success is NOT showing up. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 198 | I said I take my purse and a mug, not a Persian rug. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 199 | Magic Carpet Studio moved to Brooklyn. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 200 | I was wrong about yoga being for everyone. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 201 | "It's what Trump would do," does not give the right to take up more real estate than the rest of the class. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 202 | Can I see your Groupon voucher? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 203 | Next time, can you please not yell out "woof woof" when we do Downward Dog? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 204 | Someone's compensating for a weak chakra. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 205 | I'm guessing you drive a Corvette too. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 206 | Exactly how much yoga are you planning on doing today? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 207 | That's not what I meant. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 208 | Broga is tomorrow night. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 209 | Just remember to take off your shoes. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 210 | We like our foods natural but our mats synthetic. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 211 | I don't think that's what your wife had in mind when she asked you to bring her to yoga. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 212 | When I say, "that's a stretch," I don't mean yoga. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 213 | No, I don't fancy a shag. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 214 | We're going to put you in the back. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 215 | If that thing can fly, I suggest you use it. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 216 | We don't allow performance enhancing rugs. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 217 | Rugged Yoga is next door. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 218 | Ok, but I'm saying "NO" to the recliner, the big screen TV and beer coolers | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 219 | Your first time here? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 220 | No, we can't accommodate man spreading | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 221 | You're either carrying around a dead body, or you're new to yoga. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 222 | Let me guess: you're new to yoga. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 223 | Size matters. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 224 | I'm afraid that won't fly | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 225 | Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 226 | If you'd like to use your magic carpet as a yoga mat, you're going to have to sign a waiver in the event that it takes off during seated meditation. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 227 | Can I borrow a scissors? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 228 | Afraid of a little spandex there fella? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 229 | it's not the size that counts. It's how you use it. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 230 | Where do I begin? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 231 | Sorry, that won't fly! | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 232 | Sorry. No natural fibers are allowed. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 233 | Namaleave. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 234 | We're not as flexible as you might think. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 235 | Those are the rules, and they're NOT flexible. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 236 | Put that back in the lobby - then go home. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 237 | We're missing a customer. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 238 | It's not about the rug, Lance. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 239 | This is not a competition. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 240 | What it is it with men and their obsession with size? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 241 | I didn't say it had to be YUUUGE. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 242 | and you wonder why you're single | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 243 | No, I ordered yoga mats, not fine quality oriental rugs. I can see how that would be confusing. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 244 | You still have to take off your socks | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 245 | This is for exercise, not prayer. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 246 | No manspreading. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 247 | Persian Yoga is down the street. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 248 | Other non-recommended props include two cinder blocks and a jockstrap. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 249 | You're the third guy this week who's told me, "It really ties the room together." | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 250 | Well, at least you'll feel the burn. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 251 | This is hot yoga, they just finished Bro - Yoga. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 252 | That's a stretch. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 253 | OK, it stays. But the recliner and the flat-screen have to go. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 254 | OK. You've made your point. I never should have forced you to come to yoga class. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 255 | This must be your first and last time. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 256 | We don't need carpet braggers! | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 257 | I'm doing "eye roll" pose | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 258 | I am impressed. You rolled your own. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 259 | We prefer to use overpriced underlay, not the actual carpet. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 260 | It's not a competition. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 261 | Yes I'm sure Yoga is not a contraction of Yogi Berra. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 262 | Moving in? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 263 | Western yoga is next door. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 264 | I'm sorry, we only do spiritual cleansing. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 265 | The 'Make-America-and-Yoga-Great-Again' studio is across the street. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 266 | This isn't Antique Roadshow. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 267 | It is a gorgeous rug, but I think you'd be happier at "ElephantYoga" down the street. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 268 | "Magic Carpet Yoga" is across the street | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 269 | C'mon, man. It really ties the studio together. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 270 | Sorry, hats aren't allowed. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 271 | Let me guess... Om Shopping Network? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 272 | This is Bikram yoga; Berber yoga is next door. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 273 | Flying lessons are next door. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 274 | I'm surprised you didn't bring a pillow. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 275 | So, what are you compensating for? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 276 | The broga class is at ten. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 277 | The Downward Mobility class meets on Tuesdays. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 278 | This is an exercise class , not oriental bazar ... | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 279 | I keep telling you, it's not about how big it is. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 280 | No, sorry, it's not a whole new world yet. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 281 | We're more California than Oriental. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 282 | Hot yoga doesn't mean what you think it does. Try the massage parlor next door. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 283 | That carpet belongs in the reception area. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 284 | I thought I made it clear that i wanted my carpet installed at home, not at the office. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 285 | No..... Aladdin Yoga is NEXT Tuesday. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 286 | It doesn't need to tie the room together. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 287 | Yes, even if your name is Matt. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 288 | Groupon? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 289 | Why would I know the direction to Mecca? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 290 | You'll still need to take your shoes off. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 291 | Why do guys always have to have the biggest? | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 292 | That'll never fly. | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 293 | No, the complaints have not been about your baseball cap. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 294 | I'm sorry but you can't take naps here anymore. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 295 | New here? | 1.6000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 2 | 3 | 0 |
| 296 | Harold, this is just one of the many reasons we've got to break it off. | 1.6000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 3 | 1 | 1 |
| 297 | I see you've mastered the dickhead pose. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 298 | I think you are in the wrong class, this is Yoga not magic carpet rides! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 299 | This is hot yoga. The rug burn is tomorrow. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 300 | I'm sorry, but we can't be flexible. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 301 | No, I will NOT come home to vacuum. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 302 | I don't care if your yoga master was Persian. The rug goes. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 303 | Stretch or Fly? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 304 | Thank you for leaving your couch and TV home this time. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 305 | Are you sharing that joint with all of us? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 306 | You're definitely going to feel the burn. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 307 | The flight school is down the hall. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 308 | The flying carpet class is upstairs. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 309 | Actually, the bro-ga studio is next door. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 310 | Sorry, I don't think you just flew in from Persia. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 311 | I know it's large, but it also is my transportation. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 312 | We're flexible about everything except mat size. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 313 | The Yogi School is on the second floor. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 314 | You're Yoga Matt?! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 315 | They call me Downward Doug | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 316 | Extreme Yoga is next door. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 317 | I really need to change that 'Bring Your Own Mat' policy... | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 318 | Compensating, are we? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 319 | No, we don't have a TV so that you can watch the game while everyone else meditates. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 320 | We don't allow manspreading here, sir. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 321 | May I suggest you work on your outer self first. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 322 | Manspreading is reserved for our advanced class. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 323 | An over achiever I see. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 324 | Let me guess. Your downward dog is a Great Dane. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 325 | You must practice the Turkish branch of yoga. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 326 | I'm sure it's big enough, but I'm still not sharing with you. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 327 | Bro-ga doesn't start until 10. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 328 | No, Yogi Berra Yoga is two doors down. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 329 | Extreme Yoga is on Thursday. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 330 | Only on Throw Rug Thursdays | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 331 | This is not your grandmother's yoga class. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 332 | You can't be serious...TUBE SOCKS? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 333 | Hi Phillip, our Ashtanga economy plus class only meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 334 | I don't care if you did fly in on it; you can fly yourself out on it. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 335 | Had enough, big shot? | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 336 | When will you learn that size doesn't matter?! | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 337 | Sometimes an exercise mat is just an exercise mat. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 338 | Sorry, our artisanal yoga class is Saturday. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 339 | Shaggy Down Dog Broga is down the street. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 340 | Have you considered Bubba Jain Yoga down the street? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 341 | First day? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 342 | Carpet and mat are not synonyms. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 343 | Compensating? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 344 | Yogis don't teach you how to fly like Aladdin. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 345 | We bow towards Madison Avenue, not Mecca. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 346 | I'm sorry, sir, but under our agreement with the college, we can appropriate only one culture at a time. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 347 | This is the advanced class; Paleo-yoga is next week. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 348 | The free range Dad Bod class is held outside. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 349 | How about never- is never good for you? Namaste. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 350 | It's not me, it's you. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 351 | I think you're overcompensating for something. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 352 | Man! You really went full out on your yoga mat! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 353 | I'm guessing you drive a Hummer. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 354 | It's Corpse Pose, not Corpse Dispose | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 355 | That will be useful for when you pass out and we have to move you. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 356 | You? In my class? That's a stretch. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 357 | The new body you get is supposed to be your own. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 358 | My concerns have nothing to do with its being from Iran. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 359 | That's the worst pick-up line I've ever heard. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 360 | Sorry, but to free your spirit from the illusory confines of the material world, you'll need our hundred-dollar yoga mat. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 361 | That looks big enough to hide our instructor's body. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 362 | You're early. Flying Carpet yoga starts tomorrow. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 363 | Only if it flies. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 364 | I'm guessing this is your first day of yoga ? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 365 | I'm sorry, but manspreading is not actually a form of yoga. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 366 | I don't care if it's made out of kale. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 367 | Did you get the knots out? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 368 | Using a carpet as a mat is somehow endearing | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 369 | Rug is optional, no hat and shoes, definitely no white socks. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 370 | I"m sorry, we don't have a passive-aggressive yoga class. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 371 | Just make sure your downward facing dog doesn't have an accident. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 372 | We do Upward and Downward Facing Dog, but not Dog Did My Rug. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 373 | Can you CUT a RUG? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 374 | You'll have to take your manspreading elsewhere. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 375 | Oh sorry, this is Hatha Yoga. Persian Yoga is tomorrow. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 376 | Magic carpet yoga is on the roof | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 377 | You're really challenging my bliss right now. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 378 | Personal space issues I presume? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 379 | Why don't you ask the rest of your crew to join us? | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 380 | Well it's better than Mr. Drew's bear skin. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 381 | Sir, shoes aren't allowed in the studio. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 382 | Already I'm thinking this class might not be right for you. | 1.5000 | 0.22361 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 0 |
| 383 | Namaste yourself to the basement. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 384 | Maybe you'd be happier at Cousin Eddie's Yoga Barn. | 1.5000 | 0.34157 | 6 | 4 | 1 | 1 |
| 385 | You know Yoga can be done at home too. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 386 | Were you expecting a partner yoga class ? | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 387 | It's Jamaican rolled maan. | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 388 | This is the Yoga room; Antiques Roadshow is in Studio C. | 1.5000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 2 | 2 | 0 |
| 389 | Is this a fashion statement or do you just not get it! | 1.5000 | 0.50000 | 4 | 3 | 0 | 1 |
| 390 | Is that mat of yours big enough for two downward dogs or is that a magic carpet? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 391 | Actually, John, your seven chakras don't want seventeen square feet. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 392 | I'm guessing you haven't been here before. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 393 | I know a place that can trim that for you. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 394 | No these are not flying carpet lessons. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 395 | You seem Old School. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 396 | We welcome beginners. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 397 | I don't care if you bought your yoga mat in India; you can't use it here. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 398 | Those mats are problematic. They tend to fly away. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 399 | Because yoga mats aren't meant to 'tie the room together'. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 400 | I'm the chick you bow down to here! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 401 | Om my God. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 402 | Is it made of natural fiber? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 403 | One does not win at yoga. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 404 | Wrong religion Larry! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 405 | Staying at home was also an option. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 406 | You must be yogi Berra. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 407 | I see its a rug. I'd still prefer you to say 'Asian'. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 408 | Texas yoga is one floor up. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 409 | Advanced is upstairs. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 410 | I don't care if it flies--you still owe the walk-in. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 411 | Size doesn't really matter | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 412 | Hot rug-burn yoga isn't until 3 o'clock. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 413 | Ever heard of rug burn? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 414 | The flying carpet studio is next door. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 415 | I'm guessing you can really, 'cut a rug'! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 416 | Dude. I meant a yoga mat. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 417 | No, a yoga mat and a Persian rug are not 'basically the same thing.' | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 418 | The Forced Fiance Fun Salutation class is down the hall. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 419 | Gender equality hasn't trickled down all the way. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 420 | Can't wait to see your water bottle. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 421 | In this studio size doesn't matter | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 422 | What's with the baseball cap in a yoga studio? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 423 | You are yoga but not our sort of yoga. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 424 | You're disturbing my chi. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 425 | Sorry you are upset, we don't have a nap time | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 426 | Okay, I will go with the rug, but no chewing tobacco. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 427 | You're obviously not Matt. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 428 | That's a bit of a stretch. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 429 | I appreciate your effort, but you still can’t date my daughter. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 430 | I thought your online profile read, "yoga lover" | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 431 | Yes,your party of five is ready. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 432 | hey bro | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 433 | I meant finding your comfort zone in the spiritual sense. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 434 | Your godfather recommended this class? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 435 | There's no such thing as snug-as-a-bug yoga. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 436 | We're full today, our next class is never. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 437 | Your yoga mat really ties the room together. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 438 | Our beginner's class is on the first floor. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 439 | The magic carpet classes are upstairs. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 440 | Welcome! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 441 | I'd really like to help you out. Which way did you come in? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 442 | Go to the dugout, drop the carpet and empty your mind. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 443 | Our passive-agressive class meets on Tuesdays and Thursdays. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 444 | Carpet cleaning is next door | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 445 | We only serve poseurs. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 446 | No carpets allowed. Try fringe yoga down the street. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 447 | And the beer cooler is also not really okay.... Namaste? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 448 | Is it safe to assume that you are here for the beginner's class? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 449 | All yoga mats are oriental rugs, but not all oriental rugs are yoga mats. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 450 | The manspreading class is at 4 pm. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 451 | Clear your mind, not your living room. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 452 | I'm sure Mr. Berra would be touched by your tribute. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 453 | There is no missionary position in Yoga. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 454 | Orientalism? Yes. Oriental rug? No. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 455 | Sorry, but size isn't such a big deal around here. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 456 | Even my inner voice is screaming to tell you, get the hell out of here, and take that flea invested rug with you. Namaste. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 457 | Big rug Yoga? No this is BIKRAM Yoga. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 458 | We still don't offer group discounts. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 459 | You can't wear a hat in here. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 460 | If you’re looking for the Flying Carpet Yoga School, take the elevator to the top floor. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 461 | That's made of sheep, right? This is a vegan studio. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 462 | That's not the usual workout rug, but we're flexible. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 463 | You do know what they say about men with big yoga mats, right? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 464 | This is supposed to be a manspread free zone | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 465 | Personal yoga mat style is not a constitutional right. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 466 | Thanks but it goes at the front door. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 467 | I suggest you use a mat that's not older than yoga. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 468 | Did you seriously just say the word "Oriental?" | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 469 | Brewsky Yoga is next door. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 470 | Why do you have a hat on? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 471 | I don't care if it's magic, there are no shortcuts to enlightenment. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 472 | Yoga for idiots is in the next studio. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 473 | We've already feng shuied this room. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 474 | I've told you before; size doesn't matter here. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 475 | This is your first time, isn't it? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 476 | Don't worry, after just a few classes you will be much more flexible. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 477 | Perhaps Hakim can help you. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 478 | I said, “One mat per person, not Persian!” | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 479 | First time at a yoga class? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 480 | This is your very first class, right? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 481 | I think the room is already tied together just fine, thank you. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 482 | You know what they say about men with rugs | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 483 | Your first time? I never would have guessed! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 484 | I think it'll really tie the room together. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 485 | It's not the size of your mat but the depth of your dog. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 486 | Sorry, no nap rugs. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 487 | I don't care if your name is Aladdin, no magic carpets, only yoga mats. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 488 | I don't care what they say about a guy with a big yoga mat. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 489 | It's not _that_ kind of Oriental. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 490 | I like to feel the burn when I exercise...the rug burn that is. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 491 | Sir, I'm afraid you'll have to remove that hat for this class. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 492 | Namaste. Now beat it. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 493 | I assume you won our donation to the recreation league fundraiser? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 494 | Republican yoga is next door. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 495 | I specialize in oriental yoga. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 496 | As usual, Donald, you've mistaken this for a contest to have the biggest one. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 497 | Feeling a bit inadequate today? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 498 | This is a judgment free zone but your mat's too big. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 499 | Hello, you must be new to Yoga. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 500 | The hat isn't the problem. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 501 | No, I'm pretty sure the degree of spiritual enlightenment you receive is NOT directly proportional to the size of your yoga mat. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 502 | You’re overcompensating. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 503 | No, Downward Dog won't fix rigor mortis... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 504 | Free Yoga Raffle Winner? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 505 | Our policies are not flexible. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 506 | So, new to yoga? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 507 | Kevin, this is almost as bad as when you showed up at my Jazzercise class with your trombone. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 508 | In yoga, size does not matter. Namaste. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 509 | No Bill, we're appropriating Buddhist culture this week -- not Moroccan! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 510 | You and the rug can stay but the socks have to leave. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 511 | You must be the ‘non-Prius guy’. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 512 | My personal space is rather large. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 513 | Over-compensating for something, are we? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 514 | You do realize this is a no-fly zone. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 515 | Let me guess, you have a coupon. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 516 | The hat's got to go | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 517 | The Flying Yoga class starts next week. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 518 | The downward dog is position...not a scent. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 519 | You are just off by a few blocks, Aladdin. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 520 | No, dude, I don't think it ties this room together at all. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 521 | Larry, in here size doesn't matter. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 522 | Persian yoga is down the hall. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 523 | Fine, you can keep your shoes on. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 524 | Air Aladdin is next door. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 525 | A baseball cap? Really?!!! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 526 | Yes Tommy, this is home-school PE. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 527 | Extreme Yoga is up the street. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 528 | NOmaste. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 529 | I really don't care how much you paid for your Oriental yoga mat. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 530 | Eminent domain doesn't apply here, Mr. Trump. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 531 | Cleopatra, I presume? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 532 | The magic carpet class is 2 doors down. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 533 | Many people start out rugged | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 534 | Stop trying to sneak her in! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 535 | You're new here. Right? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 536 | We only do throwbacks on Thursdays. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 537 | Your magic carpet doesn't work in an exercise class. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 538 | It's not a competition, Larry. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 539 | Carpet Diem is two doors down. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 540 | Shoes not allowed. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 541 | We have one rule here--No fringe" | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 542 | Kevin's Rug Cleaning? Two doors down! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 543 | Once again Jerry mistakenly assumed that Carla actually wanted him to solve her problem. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 544 | You did not purchase a family membership | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 545 | I'm guessing it's your first time... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 546 | Yoga is not a competition sport, Nigel. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 547 | Bigger is not more enlightened. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 548 | I think you're over-thinking this. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 549 | OK already. So size does matter. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 550 | Please sir, we leave our shoes by the door | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 551 | At least you made an effort this time. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 552 | Around here, size doesn't matter. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 553 | I'm sorry sir, we do not permit man-spreading at this facility. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 554 | Trump Yoga is upstairs. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 555 | We only allow gluten-free mats. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 556 | So let me guess, you're here to 'Make Yoga Great Again'? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 557 | Well, it's better than last week's sleeping bag. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 558 | No free carpet rides here | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 559 | What exactly do you expect to shag? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 560 | Unless it's Cleopatra inside there, she'll have to pay. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 561 | You're an hour early for the session with Alladin | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 562 | I think what you're talking about is transcendental compensation. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 563 | The flying carpet class is on the third floor! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 564 | It doesn't match the drapes. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 565 | She held the Kapotasana pose too long. The body's in the small studio. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 566 | Sorry but we do not offer 'super size me' yoga | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 567 | The magic carpet class is upstairs. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 568 | I'm sorry, this studio doesn't allow manspreading. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 569 | I think we need to go over the ground rules. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 570 | I see you brought your own mat and attitude. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 571 | I find using a rug really helps me from slipping in downward dog | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 572 | When I said you should try getting out more I didn't really mean it. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 573 | Yoga for Dummies class is next door. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 574 | How thoughtful. You've brought enough yoga mat to share with the whole class. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 575 | No snoring this time. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 576 | The advanced relaxation class is next door. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 577 | Mostly we use a smaller mat. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 578 | I understand the fibers are organic, Sir. But can you confirm those crumbs are gluten-free? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 579 | I know you said yoga mat, but this is all my mom had! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 580 | No, I'm pretty sure all of the hotties have their own mats. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 581 | Please stop trying to 'Make Yoga Great Again' | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 582 | Red neck power yoga is down the hall. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 583 | You'll have to pay for two. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 584 | It's your first time. I'll be gentle. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 585 | Maybe our group isn't right for you..... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 586 | No, no, next door The rug goes to the hookah parlor next door. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 587 | When your foot's behind your head, no one notices what you're sitting on. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 588 | Broga is down the hall. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 589 | Yes, 'Namaste' does sound an awful lot like 'no mats today'. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 590 | The divine essence in me does not recognize the divine essence in you. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 591 | Sorry, we don't allow manspreading. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 592 | That's what happens when you buy your mat from Craigslist. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 593 | With all due respect, we request that you not be visible from our window. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 594 | The Yoga for Dummies class starts at noon. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 595 | And what state you do hope to attain with that? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 596 | The cap is a distraction, it has to go. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 597 | Trust me, you're not that flexible. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 598 | Ahh..Meditation 101 is down the hall. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 599 | I'm going to go ahead and assume this is your first yoga class. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 600 | There's a ten dollar oversize fee. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 601 | This is Amazon's best selling mat? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 602 | This is Power Yoga. Persian Yoga is next door. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 603 | It's 'bow down', not 'move in'. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 604 | I admire your ambition. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 605 | Small hands? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 606 | Sure, yours is bigger than mine. Now, let's see you do a Pungu Mayurasana! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 607 | Loose the silly hat! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 608 | Hipster yoga moved to the coffee shop next door. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 609 | I think you're looking for Yogi Berra Yoga down the block. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 610 | Sorry, your mother was wrong, and she dresses you funny. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 611 | How many times must I tell you, size does not matter.... | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 612 | Body's out back. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 613 | We're trying to become more authentic, ma'am. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 614 | Size doesn't matter in yoga. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 615 | Here, this has seen one too many downward squatting dogs. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 616 | I'm being inflexible? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 617 | I can overlook the outfit and the rug, but 'Take Me Out to the Ballgame' is not a mantra! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 618 | Is this 'Agoy Nwod Wob Carpet Emporium?' I brought an over-sized sweepstakes check that I'd like to exchange for a modest area rug. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 619 | The 'Make Yoga Great Again!' class is downstairs. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 620 | For the last time, I won't take a magic yoga ride with you! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 621 | Well, it's clear we don't have to stretch your ego. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 622 | I honor the uniqueness in you. I honor your desire to learn the ancient art form. I do not honor your mat. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 623 | Is there an elephant tusk in that rug or are you just happy to see me? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 624 | Why does everyone here have small, rubbery prayer rugs? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 625 | Have you considered joining our pre-beginners class? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 626 | I don't care if that qualifies as a "mat" in your 5,000-square feet McMansion. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 627 | I'm sure it does really tie the room together, Dude, but not this room. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 628 | No. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 629 | Trump yoga's on the 5th floor. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 630 | I suggest you try Pilates. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 631 | Trying to overcompensate dear ? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 632 | Namaste, dude. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 633 | Let me guess, downward facing dog ate your mat? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 634 | Persian yoga is at 9. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 635 | I'll bet you drive an SUV too. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 636 | Ah, you're looking for 'Throw Down Yoga.' It's two doors down. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 637 | Don't you have any friends of your own Bob? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 638 | Size doesn't matter in here! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 639 | Yoga doesn't have a shortstop position. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 640 | Let me guess, you aren't vegan either. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 641 | Mr. Trump, that mat is yuge! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 642 | Magic carpet class is next door, sir. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 643 | ok, yours is bigger than mine. now what. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 644 | I can't believe you showed up without your yoga pants again. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 645 | 'Wife rolled into rug' is not a pose. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 646 | I don't care if it really ties the room together! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 647 | Bro-ga is at 6:30 *pm*. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 648 | This is about a girl, isn't it? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 649 | And did you bring you 5 gallon water bottle? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 650 | This class may not be big enough for the both of us. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 651 | You want the Bow Down to Me Yoga class next door. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 652 | When I said to bring your rug, I meant your toupee. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 653 | It's no picnic! Believe me! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 654 | It's actually the socks up to the knees that are really bothering me. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 655 | Let's start by unrolling your wife. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 656 | It's not the mat,it's your socks. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 657 | No Manspreading Here! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 658 | I say no to rugs. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 659 | I already explained this. No matt, no yoga pants, no yoga. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 660 | This is just like that time you brought the foam finger to the ballet. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 661 | Actually, size does matter. So does smell. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 662 | My guess is that the 8:00 session probably has the best hooters. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 663 | I’m afraid I have to call you on the carpet. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 664 | I don't know what's more offensive Sir--the magic carpet or your fake Indian accent. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 665 | I don't care if it is a Republican prayer rug. Get a yoga mat. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 666 | Old school? Nice! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 667 | That's not a mat, THIS is a mat! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 668 | Are you new to yoga? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 669 | We're open to everyone, except you. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 670 | I like you too, but the rules say just one person per mat. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 671 | Yes, I'm certain this is yoga class, hookah class meets tomorrow night. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 672 | Well, the ball cap might help you attain the infield fly position. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 673 | Can I get a family rate if we all use the same mat | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 674 | Ted, I said you should come here if you were feeling stiff. Not if you wanted to dispose of one. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 675 | The Antique Roadshow said this is a yoga mat from the 16th century. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 676 | This is a yoga studio, not Downton Abbey. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 677 | Sir, you'll have to remove your footwear. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 678 | The "Broga" class isn't until 6pm. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 679 | While I appreciate that you have personal space issues, ... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 680 | " I see you've been shopping at the one size fits all yoga mat store". | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 681 | Our website says we offer yoga and zumba classes here, not Roomba. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 682 | I guess you could kill two birds with one stone, but kneeling east towards Mecca, means you won't be facing the instructor. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 683 | Most of the other boyfriends just wait outside. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 684 | I can see you're tense. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 685 | I've never heard of the "hibernating bear" position. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 686 | the guy came to the gym fitness with a carpet and not a sport carpet, so the girl tell him that he can't use it during the period. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 687 | The magic carpet class is meeting above us. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 688 | Oh yeah, I'm going latex-free | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 689 | Are you here for a yoga class or are you moving in? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 690 | You don't look very stretchy. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 691 | Okay, I'll check-in my sense of superiority if you check-in that carpet | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 692 | That better be a Tibetan prayer rug... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 693 | It's carpe diem, not carpet diem | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 694 | What a fancy yoga mat! Where can I buy it? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 695 | Maybe EAST 23rd? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 696 | You have the newbie mat until you stop toppling. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 697 | Something tells me you may be high maintenance. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 698 | Just dump her in the marsh and hurry back. Bikram is at noon and people drop like flies. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 699 | We simply don't have the space for your ego. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 700 | And no, I don’t think we need to tie the room together. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 701 | Mat, not carpet. And please leave your shoes at the door. and your hat.................oh, never mind ! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 702 | Oh, one piece of advice- in here, the smaller the rug the greater the prestige | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 703 | In our world it doesn't matter whose is bigger. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 704 | I don't care what they said on Ebay, that's not an antique yoga mat. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 705 | We are the nose-in-the-air Bow Down Yoga Club; The distasteful Rug Rat Yoga Group is down the street. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 706 | First time I presume... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 707 | Let's start with the cap and work our way down. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 708 | Normally I'd bend over backwards... | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 709 | You must be a mama's boy. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 710 | You're calling me 'inflexible'? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 711 | I'm sorry but your too well adjusted for our program. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 712 | New years resolutions; am I right? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 713 | So that's whay they call you "big" Matt | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 714 | I'm sorry, but this is a rug-free zone. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 715 | Man Down is across the street. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 716 | You're taking the 7th-inning stretch way too seriously, Jimmy. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 717 | artificial turf? sorry - we stress natural here! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 718 | Pardon me, but if you don't have a more traditional yoga mat, get your asana out of here. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 719 | No, Joey, the point of yoga is not to sweep every single worry under the carpet. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 720 | If that's a flying carpet you better us it now, Wise guy. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 721 | No, I don't know "Magic Carpet Ride". | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 722 | No, the mat doesn't need to match the size of your ego. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 723 | When I said that it was okay to bring a big, bushy carpet I was talking to the women in the class. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 724 | I see you're here for the Persian Yoga class. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 725 | May I suggest the spinning class upstairs? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 726 | Persian yoga is Tuesdays and Thursdays. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 727 | You'll have to remove your hat. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 728 | It's for our new pose: upward-facing Persian cat. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 729 | I'm sorry, but we don't allow Persians. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 730 | Good effort, but I need you to return that to the lobby. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 731 | Sorry, I don't care to cut the rug. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 732 | Yoga is timeless; you are too now. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 733 | This must be your first time. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 734 | If your name was Carpet, would you have then brought a mat? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 735 | Your first yoga class? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 736 | I get that you have a very large aura, but we just don't have enough room in here. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 737 | I like that you stretch to the beat of a different tabla. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 738 | You can try the mosque next door but I don't think they'll want it, either. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 739 | I see your downward dog is a Pekingese. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 740 | No shoes here please. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 741 | Runners are in the next studio on your left. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 742 | I don't care if you can do the Destroyer of the Universe pose, your mat's still too big. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 743 | No, we're not interested in an upgrade. Namaste. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 744 | Prayer Rug goes to the Mosque, next door. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 745 | And then weight it down and dump her in the river. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 746 | You'll never achieve enlightenment with those socks and shoes. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 747 | I'm sorry the magic carpet class just ended | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 748 | You can use the rug but the lounge chair and umbrella have to go. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 749 | That's not exactly what I meant by "orient your mat." | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 750 | Rug rats workout downstairs. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 751 | No, thanks. I have plans. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 752 | Take off your hat. I want to see if the drapes match your carpet. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 753 | Governor Christie's Mat Must Face Trump Tower, Not NJ! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 754 | This is NOT what I meant by making more room for your practice. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 755 | I can see our website needs to be more specific. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 756 | It isn't the rug or the clothes. It's the trash-talk. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 757 | We abhor the monstrous excesses of today's avaricious society! Can you cut two inches off the ends? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 758 | Sorry. The flying carpet yoga class doesn’t start until next week. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 759 | Listen Aladdin, this is a yoga class, not a flight school. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 760 | First time here? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 761 | You know the rules. Only Lululemon brand accessories in this class. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 762 | Next class, please don't fly around the room so much. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 763 | Can we please just go see a movie? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 764 | No, you may not bring a pillow next time. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 765 | Trump Yoga is in the building across the street. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 766 | Persian yoga is next door. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 767 | It's lovely, but we'll have to charge you for two spaces. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 768 | Your first pose will be one I call "Restraining Order." | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 769 | This is a class, not a sleep-over. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 770 | If that's not made of wheatgrass, get it out of here. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 771 | We do not have an area for fans! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 772 | I'm not judging, but your chakras are blocked. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 773 | I would have to disagree. There is no such thing as a yoga area rug. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 774 | Man-spreading is at 11:30. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 775 | So you're THAT guy, huh? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 776 | Because I want you to suffer like the rest of us. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 777 | We're a wimps-only establishment. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 778 | No Mr. Trump the size of your Rug will not make Yoga Class Great Again | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 779 | Is that organic natural fiber? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 780 | Sorry. We don't allow baseball caps in here. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 781 | The sign says no Flying carpets. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 782 | Since this is your first time, we'll be flexible. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 783 | But that's our sex rug, honey. I said bring a yoga mat! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 784 | How typically male! Territorial! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 785 | We only give yoga lessons. Flying lessons are two doors down. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 786 | What? Are you pimping your ride? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 787 | I'd rather eat glass than fly with you to India. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 788 | No, I don't want to shag. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 789 | For the last time, using an Oriental rug does not make it more authentic! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 790 | This is my assertive pose. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 791 | This is Hatha. You want Berra. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 792 | Body disposal is out back. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 793 | The rug burns are how I know it's working. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 794 | Flying lessons are on the Top Floor | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 795 | So what part of 'mats' did you not understand? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 796 | No, I’m Jeanie with a J. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 797 | Namaste yourself. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 798 | Your mantra should be Hoover | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 799 | It was either this or the front door mat | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 800 | Yes Mr. Trump, I can see your mat is bigger than mine. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 801 | Even IF your name is Matt...no. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 802 | If there is a boy in there, you'll have to take him back to his room. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 803 | Now THIS is a bit of a stretch. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 804 | I am here to do Mr. Trumps workout for him. Where shall I put his mat? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 805 | So Cleopatra would like to unroll in our class? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 806 | Persian Yoga is not our thing. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 807 | 'Yoga mat,' not 'Yurt carpet'! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 808 | All I said was, "You have small hands." | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 809 | For the last time, no. And stop having pizzas delivered during class, too. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 810 | I understand; you want more space. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 811 | I don't care if you are an artisan bread baker for Subway, you're not using that mat. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 812 | Please tell Aladdin that we have spare mats he can use. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 813 | Aladdin just left!! | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 814 | Sorry, sir. We don’t allow any manspreading in this class. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 815 | Let me guess--first time doing yoga? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 816 | What have you got there - Cleopatra? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 817 | That would have to be the early evening family class | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 818 | NASCAR yoga is next door. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 819 | but is it artisanal? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 820 | Oh, yeah? Well, my mat may degrade into tiny pieces of PVC that will block the digestive tracts of wildlife--but at least it didn't cause child laborers to go blind! Namaste. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 821 | Have you seen Alice? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 822 | Is there a body in there? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 823 | OK Aladdin! But if it leaves the ground, you're out of here! | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 824 | This is yoga class, not body disposal. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 825 | You know, yoga just might not be your thing. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 826 | You're sure it's the one you came in with, and not my missing office rug? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 827 | In retrospect, this may have been too much of a stretch for a first date. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 828 | No, I don't see how this is just like when I washed your Eli Manning jersey on game day, but if it means we can finally move past that, then namaste. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 829 | That's so uncool; and besides your ex left 15 minutes ago. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 830 | Hold that pose right there until it hurts. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 831 | Yes you do have to take out the body first. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 832 | Take the rug back home, honey" she said. "The carpet doesn't have to match the drapes in yoga | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 833 | What, no Barcalounger? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 834 | Elephant yoga's not til tomorrow. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 835 | Are you disposing of a body? | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 836 | Nama’say no. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 837 | You have bad karma, Matt. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 838 | Even if yoga did originate in Persia the answer is still "NO:. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 839 | Is this your first day? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 840 | Not if it was the last mat on Earth. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 841 | If there's a dead body in rolled up in there, I'm not paying extra. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 842 | Really? You want to man spread in here? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 843 | I said "Don't stay," not "namaste" | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 844 | Does it fly too? | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 845 | Your parents' basement is two doors down. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 846 | A Hummer with a Jersey plate was left outside with its lights on. I assume its yours. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 847 | Overcompensation is an obstacle to spiritual pathways, Sir. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 848 | Sorry, you're looking for "Dump Your Dead Body Yoga" down the street. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 849 | I'll show you mine if you show me yours. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 850 | The Boston Red Sox prayer group meets upstairs in about an hour. | 1.4000 | 0.24495 | 5 | 3 | 2 | 0 |
| 851 | We don't allow Trump mats in here. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 852 | Let's make yoga great again. | 1.4000 | 0.40000 | 5 | 4 | 0 | 1 |
| 853 | Okay, so you obviously didn't pay the extra $5.00 to rent a yoga mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 854 | I was looking for a magic yoga ride. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 855 | Unfortunately, size matters here. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 856 | Oh, I'm just here for the cucumber water. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 857 | Sorry, Persian yoga is next door. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 858 | It's okay, as long as you sit on it and don't light up. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 859 | Let me guess -- just got divorced? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 860 | Only if you can make it fly. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 861 | If its a magic carpet, make it smaller. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 862 | "Remnants only! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 863 | First yoga class? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 864 | As long as you pay double | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 865 | No, I don't want a magic carpet ride. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 866 | How do I say this...that's NOT a yoga mat. THAT is a conversation starter with your therapist." | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 867 | Sorry, we don't permit manspreading here. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 868 | That will be $40 for four spots! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 869 | Sorry, your mat's not gluten-free. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 870 | The outfit is O.K. but NO on the mat. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 871 | Mixed metaphors are unwelcome in this space. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 872 | This isn't feng shui yoga. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 873 | Are you sure your father's mat wasn't for sumo wrestling? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 874 | Yes, I can see there is room for two on your mat. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 875 | I'm not allowed to tell you where to put it. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 876 | Unfortunately, we are not flexible on mats. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 877 | You misunderstood, I asked for a hug! | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 878 | Poser. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 879 | Namaste, no you cannot stay. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 880 | Even though you may have learned it in 2nd grade, in this class you don't have to bring enough for everyone. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 881 | What do you mean your downward dog isn't housebroken? | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 882 | We find our current fad here quite satisfactory at the moment, thank you. | 1.3333 | 0.40825 | 3 | 2 | 1 | 0 |
| 883 | I'm afraid this is something we're just not flexible on. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 884 | My wife sent me here to relax. Where does the tv go? | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 885 | We don't do casual Fridays. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 886 | You must be looking for the class that we don't offer. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 887 | Sorry, Persian Yoga for Beginners is on Wednesdays. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 888 | Why, of course we have a hip-hop, 'living large' version of Bikram-Hatha-Astanga yoga, sir. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 889 | No rugs, sir. Not painful enough. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 890 | You're not allowed to relax unless you have the right attire. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
| 891 | At least your clothing is appropriate this time, Aladdin. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 892 | This does NOT count as a romantic gesture. | 1.3333 | 0.21082 | 6 | 4 | 2 | 0 |
| 893 | That's a rug not a yoga mat. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 894 | We're a strict no-frills yoga studio. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 895 | You may have a rug, but you don't have a prayer. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 896 | I flew magic carpets until I got grounded. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 897 | I am afraid your area rug will invade my personal space | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 898 | I could use a good nap. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 899 | I'm going old school | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 900 | Bigger isn't necessarily better. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 901 | Always under the impression that bigger is better, right Roger? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 902 | It's about freeing your body, not tying the room together. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 903 | There's no manspreading in this class! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 904 | Please remove your hat and shoes, and place your mat under the coffee table. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 905 | No, nobody will laugh at you if you wear yoga pants. It's the hat and that ridiculous rug that cracks us up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 906 | I'm ready to relax now! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 907 | You know, the bigger the mat, the smaller the....... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 908 | Sorry -- this is the low-impact class. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 909 | Sorry, the levitation class finished at 7am. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 910 | This is beginning yoga. We don't have a pathetically clueless yoga class. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 911 | No, "man-spreading" classes are down the street. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 912 | 'Last time you were here we had to replace the floor. Namaste!' | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 913 | Unroll that carpet and LET him out of there. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 914 | My boss said you can use the rug if you promise to keep your clothes on this time. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 915 | No, the studio doesn't need "classin' up". | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 916 | This just means for our fishing trip next week, I get to bring whatever I want. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 917 | Mats only and no shoes. Hats optional. Namaste. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 918 | The dress code is sort of implied. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 919 | You still have small hands. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 920 | I will let it go this time, but if I so much as hear you humming that song from Aladdin, you're out of here! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 921 | "We have an alternate my space concept." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 922 | What do you mean, Persian yoga? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 923 | Sir, I would like to share with you that Bow Down Yoga is a place where patrons subscribe to minimalism. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 924 | Please deliver him back to the mosque. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 925 | And I suppose your Armani is at the dry cleaner's. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 926 | Looks like you really want to feel the burn. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 927 | I said "bring your own mat," not "bring your home mat" | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 928 | Persian yoga was at 2pm | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 929 | Of course you may work in the teachings of your Afghan yogi, but it's still 14 dollars a lesson. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 930 | Sorry, our carpet flying program is on hold pending regulations. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 931 | Sorry, but your comfort level must not exceed what we provide here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 932 | I'm sorry, this is a no-fly zone. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 933 | So, are you planning on being here for a while? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 934 | We don't currently offer any classes in manspreading. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 935 | No, I'm afraid I'm not familiar with the 'Reclining Chair' position. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 936 | 'Super size me' is not an option. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 937 | Who's at home with the kids? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 938 | I am working on my inner-self and trying to be present and accepting of all things through the wonderful experiences of yoga. What exactly are you here for? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 939 | I thought I told you to leave your rug at home. It's ruining the finish. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 940 | Where did you get your paleo, non-GMO, organic, latex-free mat? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 941 | We're pretty flexible here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 942 | Size does not matter here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 943 | I think this place is getting too flexible. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 944 | I presume you're from left field. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 945 | The magic carpet class has been canceled. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 946 | Relax, I'm Muslim | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 947 | When I said to step up your game, this is not what I meant. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 948 | You're being too ironic, Todd. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 949 | Namaste, but you must go. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 950 | You're a day late. Aladdin quit as of yesterday. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 951 | The practice actually originates in Persia. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 952 | Okay, I'll charge your mites half price. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 953 | carpet yoga is one floor up. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 954 | Yogi's is down the road. "It's crowded so no one goes there anymore." doesn't work here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 955 | "Wall to Wall Yoga" is down the block. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 956 | Yes, we are all in this together, but you do realize it's $1,468 per square foot don't you? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 957 | It's not Yo, G. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 958 | The first thing is to inhale through your nose, then exhale out the door. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 959 | Just make sure you don't set up by the window. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 960 | Our full contact body slam yoga class is on Tuesday nights. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 961 | It's unorthodox, but I suppose a magic carpet would work as well as a mat. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 962 | I'm here to set up for Aladdin's 2 o'clock. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 963 | When I said, 'Feel the burn,' I wasn't talking about rug burn. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 964 | No, Donald. I do not believe that the size of your mat is proportional to the size of your penis. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 965 | Full-Contact Yoga is next door. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 966 | You're early... Persian Yoga begins in an hour. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 967 | Yes, but only if your inner-self is oriental. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 968 | I don't care if you brought it, or it brought you. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 969 | Prayer rugs are a different tradition... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 970 | The rug is ok - but next time try not to bring the sofa and the tv. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 971 | I'm sorry Sir, this is yoga, not magic carpet training! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 972 | Rolling your friend named Matt into a rug was nothing like what we meant when we said bring your own mat. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 973 | Where's the couch, Rob - how will you enjoy yourself otherwise? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 974 | Who is taking the class, you or Cleopatra? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 975 | I'm sorry, but our artisanal yoga classes are only on Wednesdays. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 976 | I'm not your little girl & I am not going anywhere with you on some magic carpet ride. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 977 | Absolutely not! The last guy left with a woman rolled up inside. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 978 | That's for "Rugrats," the mother-child Pilates studio next door. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 979 | I thought we agreed I'd get the rug. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 980 | Yes, we are flexible but.... | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 981 | Flying carpet class is upstairs | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 982 | So when did mindless take over from mindful? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 983 | Sorry sir, but Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays are reserved for allergen-free workouts. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 984 | I don't care what happens when you get angry. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 985 | Your first pose will be the Dead Man's Stretch. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 986 | We're not planning on flying at all! A simple mat will do. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 987 | "Man-spreading" is also frowned upon here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 988 | Bro-ga is tomorrow. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 989 | Please lose the mattitude. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 990 | Yoga is possible for anybody who really wants it, and looks like you really want it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 991 | That's not what I meant when I told Aladdin to bring his own mat. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 992 | Sorry, the class for overcompensaters is on Tuesdays. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 993 | We don't allow wool mats in our vegan studio. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 994 | And also, there's those socks. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 995 | Is she in your mat practicing the corpse pose? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 996 | Actually we don't have 'Casual Friday' at Bow Down Yoga. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 997 | Please never bring that to a bikram class again. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 998 | Bow, not bro | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 999 | By yoga mats, we don't really mean actual mats! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1000 | Trump Yoga is the next door down. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1001 | I must insist. No FLYING CARPETS ! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1002 | Are you here to do yoga or to be Aladdin? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1003 | We actually can afford to cover the entire floor. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1004 | I'm sorry, but our "Mastering the Flying Carpet Course for Beginners" is on Tuesdays. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1005 | You might want to stick with baseball. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1006 | It's not a contest. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1007 | Even if your downward dog is a Persian mastiff, you can't use it. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1008 | Extreme yoga is on the second floor. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1009 | We do tend to be flexible but not when it comes to runners. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1010 | Sorry, man spreading is strictly prohibited. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1011 | Sorry, but we do not have any over-sized yoga parking spots here. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1012 | I love the new yoga line for men. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1013 | Welcome to our diversity outreach program. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1014 | Sorry, no manspreading. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1015 | I'm sorry but your carpet-bombing is really attracting bad energy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1016 | Seriously, I don't think the type of mat matters when yoga was first practiced. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1017 | Our Bagdhad branch is across the street | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1018 | My name is Ishvara Mahatma, move from this space or prepare to die. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1019 | Space being a finite resource, we have to double your rates. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1020 | Are you going to bring your Barcalounger too? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1021 | Overcompensating Mr. Smith? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1022 | You say Mr. Trump will be here in 5 minutes? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1023 | I did not say you have small hands, Billy. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1024 | First time doing yoga? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1025 | Fine, let's do fewer things together. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1026 | Our gift shop has affordable equipment options and financing terms are available. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1027 | I suggest that you assume the Exiting Patron position. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1028 | Next time bring the rug from your bathroom. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1029 | You sweat a lot? | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1030 | Tabriz Yoga is next door | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1031 | Nice try, but I'm dating a guy with a 12 x 8 rug. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1032 | In this case, yoga is not really for everyone. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1033 | I thought I do a try out before I consider buying any new equipment | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1034 | Yea, it's one of the things I love about Colorado. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1035 | No group rates. And that's final. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1036 | Namaste! Wait until I say "Namaste," you oaf! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1037 | Okay, I’ll agree size does matter; but you still can’t use it! | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1038 | Use whatever you want. We're flexible. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1039 | No, dad, this is definitely not a hot yoga class. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1040 | The size of your mat does not matter. | 1.2500 | 0.28868 | 4 | 3 | 1 | 0 |
| 1041 | Tantric Yoga is on Tuesdays | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1042 | I have to ask you to leave... mat intimidation is not allowed here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1043 | You must be looking for the beginning class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1044 | Put it over there in front of the throne. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1045 | NO. None of the Poses will make it fly. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1046 | I'll never fly. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1047 | There is no such thing as team yoga! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1048 | Calling it a ‘chakrug’ doesn’t help any. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1049 | Sure I can give you a mantra. Try YMCA.....YMCA.....YMCA.....YMCA | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1050 | Is your downward dog a Great Dane? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1051 | I understand that you own the HUMMER parked outside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1052 | Like many things in life, it's not how big it is, it's what you do with it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1053 | Yes, I'd say it was an impressive flying pigeon Mr. Aladdin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1054 | Yes, Mr. Johnson, you are a rugged individualist. Now may we begin? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1055 | It smells like your dog has been doing more than downward facing on that thing. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1056 | That had better be a locally-sourced dead body in there. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1057 | It's not about the size of your mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1058 | Costco will always try to sell you more than you need! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1059 | This is Yoga class, not Yoda class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1060 | Please go ohm. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1061 | You can do corpse pose on a mat you know. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1062 | Fine. I get it. Size doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1063 | Namaste not Amen. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1064 | The ultimate yoga wrestling class meets tomorrow. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1065 | Yoga for Guys Like Us meets next door at Joe's Bar and Grill. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1066 | I don't care if your dad is a rug dealer. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1067 | I don't care if it is a flying carpet. Take it outside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1068 | No, we don't "got any bodies we need disposin' of". But you can leave a flyer on the corkboard, if you wish. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1069 | No, the flying carpet class is down the hall. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1070 | You should try broga instead. I hear it's rugged. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1071 | Interior decorating is in the next building over. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1072 | Persian carpet yoga is across the hall. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1073 | You're right, Yoga is an Oriental practice, but... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1074 | If you let go of the rug, we will achieve it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1075 | A huge mat won't hide your small fingers Donald. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1076 | Rug size doesn't matter here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1077 | No, we do not do sleepovers. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1078 | "Let's keep to our own mats" doesn't mean you should be so territorial. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1079 | Unroll your mum and make your own damn breakfast. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1080 | If anyone croaks during the downward facing dog, we can just roll 'em up and haul 'em out with one of these. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1081 | Sorry. The do yoga Downton-Abbey-style is on Thursdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1082 | I'm sorry, but here less is more. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1083 | The redneck yoga location is by the trailer park. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1084 | No multi-person mats allowed, please. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1085 | Yogic Manspreading has been cancelled today. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1086 | What? I sweat a lot, the rugs more absorbant | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1087 | Are you looking for Trump Magic Carpet Riding School? Next studio over. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1088 | Does the carpet match the drapes? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1089 | Unroll that filthy thing in here, and I'll see to it you don't get up from your downward dog! Namaste. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1090 | Let me give you a list of everything you're doing wrong. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1091 | No, this is not where the Spring Break Carpet Contortion Contest is being held. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1092 | I like to spread out. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1093 | Sorry you misunderstood Matt. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1094 | I'm beginning to regret inviting you along. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1095 | No, we don't keep score. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1096 | Sorry but to use a 5' x 7' mat you'll need to upgrade to our 'Premium Plan.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1097 | You forgot the beer. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1098 | I'm sorry. The flying carpet class is on Wednesdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1099 | I understand you perspire a lot. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1100 | That isn't the relaxed look we are going for | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1101 | Maybe you could leave manspreading to the subways? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1102 | The size of your Chakra has nothing to do with it! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1103 | When you asked on the phone if you could wear a rug to class, I assumed you meant a toupee! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1104 | The mat is fine. It's your socks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1105 | Looks like you have a solid home practice going. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1106 | Please tell Governor Christie that though we are excited over his desire to be healthy, only he can reserve his exercise space. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1107 | I hear you're the best there is... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1108 | We have to stop meeting like this | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1109 | And is your whole team going to join you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1110 | Sorry, we don't do rug appraisals. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1111 | If anyone asks, it's 100% all natural. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1112 | Now would you please unroll, so I might ask her myself why she is against yoga lessons. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1113 | Maybe, Billy, if you used a yoga mat like the rest of us you'd be less inclined to soil it during Downward Dog | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1114 | Stop right there young man! You are not wearing knee-high socks in my yoga studio | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1115 | Are you seeking health & a peaceful spirit or the rug cleaner next door ? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1116 | You here for a yoga class or to hide a body? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1117 | Please leave. We have a strict no shoes policy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1118 | Don't be embarrassed, we'll say it's a luxury model. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1119 | The carpet we can handle. But your outfit... uber non-spiritual. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1120 | Yes, you brought a large mat, but you still have to take your shoes off. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1121 | You just don't get it, do you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1122 | Never the less sir,size matters. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1123 | You always did strike me as the rugged type. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1124 | Don't worry, Afghans are welcome here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1125 | "World's Biggest Splif" Contest? Down the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1126 | And the other reason is because I can see a body rolled up in there. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1127 | That's a bazaar yoga mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1128 | Your passive-aggressive schtick is wearing thin. Please go home and make dinner for the kids, okay? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1129 | We don't allow man-spreading here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1130 | But 'home court advantage' does nothing for your practice. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1131 | Overcompensating much? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1132 | You don't get that much space. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1133 | No, this is hot yoga. Gauche yoga is downstairs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1134 | Do you always carry your personal guru around in there? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1135 | International Yoga Federation actually approved it | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1136 | Wait, don't tell me: the dog ate your mat? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1137 | No, the Persian class was this morning. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1138 | 'Sweat & Fleas Yoga' is down the street. Try there. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1139 | You are out of place, or we are out of space. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1140 | I don't care if you were snug as a bug in a rug, no one snores in my class! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1141 | No, there is no best asana for a magic carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1142 | I don't care if you DO have Cleopatra rolled up inside! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1143 | Aladdin, you can park your magic carpet outside and come join us. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1144 | Stop calling me Jasmine. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1145 | the size of your mat doesn't prove anything. not even Donald Trump could pull off THAT rug! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1146 | And another thing. Stop singing "Om, Om I'm deranged." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1147 | Seat's taken... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1148 | Well it smells like a dog crouched on it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1149 | This is not a magic carpet ride | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1150 | We're flexible here but not that flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1151 | I swear it's just yoga, not flying carpet lessons. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1152 | The 'yoga for dummies' class is meeting in the back room today. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1153 | I think you went to the wrong mat store... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1154 | Hookah Yoga is across the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1155 | Perhaps Broga Yoga isn't for you, "Bro." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1156 | If you're from Mr. Trump, the answer is still no. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1157 | Blue collar yoga is upstairs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1158 | Nice to meet you, Big Matt. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1159 | If you have to roll your wife in a rug to get her here, her chakras aren't open. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1160 | Please refrain from howling during downward dog, hissing through cobra or war hoops during warrior. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1161 | I said this week we'd begin Kapotasan not Karastan. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1162 | Well, yoga CAN be a magic carpet ride. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1163 | In yoga, unlike politics, size doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1164 | That's Jeannie's mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1165 | "I guess this is where East meets America". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1166 | First, we'll need to get the dust mites out of your chakra. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1167 | We're seeking a path to enlightenment, not a Hajj. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1168 | The front desk mentioned you had a really bad rug. I misunderstood | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1169 | You're sure to really feel the burn with that. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1170 | Only if it's a flying carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1171 | Let me guess – first time in a yoga studio and you’re here under duress? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1172 | Yes, I can see you have a big one. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1173 | No! I don't want to share your rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1174 | There's no magic carpet ride in yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1175 | You're a little too hipster to participate | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1176 | We use yoga mats. Try the local Mosque. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1177 | Just set yourself up everywhere. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1178 | I'm sorry, but everyone has to come willingly. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1179 | You must be from Texas. Yippee. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1180 | O.K., Aladdin. Fly away home. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1181 | Nice rug, but your outfit stinks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1182 | I'm sorry, but Yoga is NOT a Persian tradition. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1183 | Where's your mat towel, and your yoga-specific clothes, and your water bottle, and are you breathing through your nose? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1184 | I don't care if it's soft and fluffy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1185 | I'm sorry, we don't allow performance enhancing rugs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1186 | There is no 'I' in Yoga Mat! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1187 | Any injuries? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1188 | Is that the rug from the studio lobby? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1189 | It's supposed to be a mat not a flying carpet! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1190 | Sorry. We are only allowed to shag on hump day. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1191 | Last week you brought a hookah, so it's an improvement. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1192 | You're such a Darwinian. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1193 | You must be the new guy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1194 | Good, now hold that position until you achieve yin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1195 | No flying though. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1196 | This is yoga, not carpet flying | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1197 | Shag costs double. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1198 | is that a tarp, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1199 | Got the kids in there, dear? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1200 | At least our orientalism isn't gauche. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1201 | Using a flying carpet to attain the Eagle pose is frowned upon! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1202 | This is what happens when you tell your man to bring the 'thing' on the floor to couples yoga while he is watching the game. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1203 | Yes, you can your that mat but I will have to charge you double. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1204 | Downward-facing smile. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1205 | You do realise that downward dog is meant for humans, right? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1206 | Hats are not allowed. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1207 | Am I supposed to be impressed? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1208 | Do you need help moving your furniture in? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1209 | Only if it doesn't levitate. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1210 | Lululemon was sold out; luckily, there was a pottery barn next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1211 | Mat envy, that's why! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1212 | Bob, you're supposed to take your shoes off at the door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1213 | The cafe next door said someone just stole their rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1214 | I'm sorry but your not allowed to wear your Make America Great Again cap in here | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1215 | There's no manspreading in yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1216 | I don't care what kind of a carpet it is you can't fly it here | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1217 | I am sorry, this is not Persian Yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1218 | You can start by getting your rug off of Barbara’s head. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1219 | Let's just start with an all natural diet | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1220 | Our practice includes the idea that size does not matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1221 | I hope you don't roll your own cigarettes. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1222 | I can't wait to see your 'yoga blocks'. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1223 | The yoga class from 1977 called and said they are waiting for you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1224 | Our class for the refreshingly un-commercialized starts next week | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1225 | This won't be a sleepover. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1226 | We can probably handle the rug and the shoes today, but I am going to say no to the lamp and the couch. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1227 | My downward tapestry has really improved of late. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1228 | Yo, sorry I'm not down with this Dog. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1229 | Your mat is culturally incorrect. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1230 | Please stop referring to it as the doggie pose, Lewis. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1231 | Perhaps you were looking for the Fight Club down the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1232 | This is a yoga class, not a beer and weed hangout. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1233 | Sorry, Sir, the flight school is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1234 | It's "namaste"not "no mats day" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1235 | Attain a higher plane? Pretty sure that's not what they meant. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1236 | I guess we need more targeted marketing. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1237 | You ordered a mat for yoga | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1238 | and you can tell Mr Trump that he'll use the same mats as everyone else, even if they WERE made in China. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1239 | Actually, a simple foam pad is more appropriate than an 'Oriental rug'. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1240 | There is an extra charge for showing off! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1241 | Get serious, Ali Baba. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1242 | You can join the class, but no bragging about the thread count. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1243 | Ah--next door, Trump Tower. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1244 | I am assuming that your new body is in there. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1245 | Extreme Rug Beating is next door | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1246 | Persian kickboxing is in the next room. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1247 | A magic carpet will not help your lotus pose. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1248 | I think you've misunderstood. We are not a vanity gym. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1249 | This is Yoga class. The Mafia after school program is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1250 | Delivery for Mrs Trump! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1251 | The bro-ga studio is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1252 | I said the "practice" was oriental. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1253 | More yoga, less mansplaying. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1254 | Have you considered private lessons? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1255 | Bro Down Yoga is two blocks over. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1256 | Our beginner's class includes a session on "Yoga for the tragically un-hip" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1257 | Sir, when I asked if you were "getting anything out of this class", I didn't mean the area rug! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1258 | Yes the Instructor position is open, but I must say, you looked better on paper, Mr. Guru | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1259 | Yes, I can see your mat is big enough for two, but no, I do not want to practice Kama Sutra positioning with you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1260 | We no longer offer Muslim prayer aerobics. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1261 | Ah yes, Persian mats are for the 1% class at 3 pm with Ambrosa in Studio Raj. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1262 | Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1263 | We don't do magic carpet rides here—try the Steppenwolf music studio next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1264 | Wrong space sir. Rehearsals for Anthony and Cleopatra are held in the upstairs studio. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1265 | You’ve either signed up for Hatha or the stick welding course next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1266 | I do appreciate your trying but we are just not on the same page. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1267 | I'm normally pretty flexible, but I just can't bend on this. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1268 | Yeah, this did used to be a rug store....... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1269 | Sure you do - and I play Rugby. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1270 | Sorry, today is Dog Facing East. Yesterday was Doofus Carrying Rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1271 | Is it medicinal? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1272 | It's down the street, look for people carrying suits. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1273 | I said I'm attracted to fit Asians; not Oriental runners. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1274 | We can't keep having this conversation. It is not the size of the mat--also that is not a mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1275 | Your "feng shui" is blocking my energy flow! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1276 | I love that you're protesting the commercialization of yoga culture, Jeremy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1277 | And how many years worth of exercise did we find under that? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1278 | I don't care how rich you are, I still say you're just showing off. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1279 | I told you to bring a mat, not your flying carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1280 | When Sophie told me you had a Napoleon complex, she wasn’t joking. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1281 | Still man-spreading, Robert? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1282 | You're in the outward bow down class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1283 | I disagree. I don't think we need to add a class called "Bro-ga" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1284 | I'm guessing you didn't get that from lululemon | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1285 | Sorry, the flying carpet classes are next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1286 | That rug has to go - I can't be flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1287 | Sorry. we don't super-size it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1288 | I'm sorry but I believe your looking for the Trump class this is the Hilary class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1289 | So, I understand you have something that can remove downward dog. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1290 | You can use the mat as long as it's GMO free all organic fiber. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1291 | Let me guess, You're the new guy who called to say he was bringing a Matt with him. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1292 | Pick a remote dumpster..no questions please. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1293 | No, there's no sitting watching football asana. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1294 | Trump Yoga is across the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1295 | Well, maybe Yoga isn't for everyone after all. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1296 | You're right. A rug does make it feel like there's no place like "om". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1297 | Where do youse guys normally dispose of your used, uh, yoga mats? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1298 | I appreciate that you wove it yourself but it is not the standard size. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1299 | No, sir. You may not show me the world. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1300 | The flying carpet class meets on the roof. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1301 | This is Bikram. Persian is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1302 | I'm sorry sir, but I've never seen The Big Lebowski. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1303 | It's not the size of your mat, it's the angle of your downward facing dog that matters. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1304 | Sweetie, The Kamasutra themed class was a joke. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1305 | I'm sorry, but the ad clearly said, 'Enjoy the comforts of Om.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1306 | You 'enlightened'? Not when your carpet is made of non-sustainable fibers. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1307 | I think you're more of a runner than a yogi. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1308 | No, you can't just 'drop a body off' here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1309 | I see from your magic carpet you are looking for yogic flying. It's next door | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1310 | Now you know why Shavasana translates as "corpse pose." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1311 | Please understand that we have only recently overcome the last flea infestation. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1312 | We don't accept Groupons. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1313 | ...While I appreciate that yours is a magic carpet, we only allow the use of simple matts that complete the necessary illusion of proper suffering. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1314 | I don't care if that is your ride Mr. Aladdin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1315 | I can't believe you wore that hat here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1316 | The yuppie in me honours the men's rights activist in you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1317 | I think we are going to have to charge you for two! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1318 | Please put that back in the reception area and I will lend you a mat for today. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1319 | No Sir, you cannot align your "mat" to Mecca. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1320 | Sorry, we don't teach the "Tie the Room Together" position. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1321 | I don't care if you have a sensitive butt. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1322 | You must have some heavy meditating on your mind. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1323 | We don't roll that way here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1324 | Excuse me, but I am reasonably sure we are not zoned for that! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1325 | From Texas? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1326 | Magic carpet riding lessons are Thursday evenings at 8:00. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1327 | One: take your shoes off in my studio. Two: that's a tapestry. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1328 | I think your college buddies were pulling your leg. There is no instructor here named Alladin! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1329 | Really? A "power carpet" for Power Yoga? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1330 | Your outfit is bringing me down, dog. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1331 | Is this your first time at yoga? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1332 | I know your name is Matt. And the thing you're carrying you call a mat. But that is not a yoga mat, Matt. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1333 | Nice mat Aladdin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1334 | Please Bill, you just don't get it! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1335 | Was your mother a large woman? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1336 | To be honest, we've never tried aggressive self-realization. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1337 | I'm getting tired of Ms. Cleopatra's grand entrances. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1338 | Sorry. No carpet bow-downing allowed here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1339 | A "patina of cat hair" does not count as "chi". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1340 | No rug, and no throne either. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1341 | The fact that it's fair trade doesn't make it more appropriate. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1342 | May I take your brother's measurements as long as he's here? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1343 | I promise to take the needs of Yoga Dads into consideration. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1344 | Guys can be such imbeciles. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1345 | Transcendence begins by removing the hat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1346 | Aladdin's class doesn't start for another hour | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1347 | You might find our practice a bit of a stretch. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1348 | The rug is ok but the couch stays outside | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1349 | Who have you got in there? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1350 | I completely understand your feelings on this, but I'm just concerned your flying carpet will be an unnecessary distraction. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1351 | This is what i meant by "we are poor at communicating" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1352 | My therapist said yoga might be helpful for recovering rug addicts. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1353 | I think you are taking the concept of going to the mat a bit too literally. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1354 | "No, I don't think you are going to impress the ladies with your large yoga mat"! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1355 | We don't welcome Republicans. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1356 | I'm sorry, but mats must be 100% unnatural. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1357 | I can understand your attachment to your blankie but rules are rules. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1358 | We've had a few too many down dogs and need it cleaned. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1359 | The hat's okay but you need to take off your shoes. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1360 | This is a no drip zone. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1361 | I’m not familiar with Bubba’s House of Yoga but I think you’ll find we do things a little differently here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1362 | No, naptime is across the hall. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1363 | Very funny. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1364 | You weren't listening. I said I need a hug | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1365 | Only if Cleopatra is in there. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1366 | It's Eastern, not Oriental. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1367 | I suppose re-purposing IS ecofriendly | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1368 | Aladdin the musical is across the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1369 | I said size matters, inversely. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1370 | Make yourself at Om, Bill. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1371 | The Kama Sutra class is next week. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1372 | Yoga-tta be kidding me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1373 | Your safe space is intruding on my safe space. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1374 | You want "Takedown Yoga" next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1375 | Okay Aladdin, unless that thing hovers over the class I suggest you get a normal sized mat like everyone else. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1376 | This is the Bow Down studio. The DIY studio is on the second floor. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1377 | Cute. Did you bring you chez lounge as well? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1378 | I'm sorry, but we cancelled the order because Governor Christie has dropped the class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1379 | No shoes please | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1380 | 'Abdullah's is one floor up.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1381 | Whatever. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1382 | Who are you? And what have you done with Cleo? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1383 | I said, "Carpe Diem", not "Carpet Today". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1384 | Yes, I did say you could bring your own yoga mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1385 | Yes, but is it sticky? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1386 | Okay, but we do charge by the square foot. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1387 | Please take your "special rug" and move your asanas out of here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1388 | We do yoga, we don't do perceptions of yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1389 | Bob,this class might not be for you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1390 | 'Make Yoga Great Again' is no longer at this location. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1391 | Looks like you really want to tie the room together. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1392 | I've never been worried about gentrification before. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1393 | You muslims always think you can kill two birds with one stone. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1394 | Let me guess, you drive a Hummer | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1395 | Orientals are no longer PC sir. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1396 | No sir, carpet flying classes are next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1397 | That isn't minimalist enough... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1398 | We tend to be minimalists. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1399 | I said a big HUG. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1400 | Sorry, we don't teach the "Magic Carpet Ride" method. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1401 | Sorry sir. I'm afraid that rug will tie the room together. We're here to release tension. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1402 | Sir, you can not use a carpet for the flying crow pose. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1403 | Thanks, but yoga is really more of a solitary sport. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1404 | Mrs. Vanderbilt will not be here today. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1405 | You'll have to leave class, you're just not conforming sufficiently. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1406 | You've never been to a yoga class before, have you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1407 | "His Dudeness", Tia chi is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1408 | I have a wide stance. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1409 | I’m sorry. ‘Dead’ is the one body type not welcome here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1410 | You know, size doesn't matter? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1411 | Nice yoga hat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1412 | Believe me, Aladdin, there is no magic carpet ride to nirvana. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1413 | Size matters. But for this, smaller is better. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1414 | I understand what they use in India, but the status symbols we use are foam pads and spandex. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1415 | We know you're shagedelic, but no one's impressed. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1416 | This is my turf, back off. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1417 | ... and another thing, the appropriate greeting is 'Namaste', not 'Animosity'. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1418 | You can stay, but no more talking about CrossFit. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1419 | "We don't give flying lessons here!' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1420 | Yoga was cutting into my antiquing time; so I'm multitasking. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1421 | You can start by taking off that hat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1422 | No Aladdin - I don't believe it'll show me a whole new world. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1423 | Looks like you're here to nama-stay. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1424 | Will you promise that it doesn't fly? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1425 | You studied at Trump University? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1426 | This is not cultural appropriation this is an identification crisis. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1427 | It smells like your down dog peed on it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1428 | My God, how much weight have you lost?! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1429 | In the future, Ms. Cleopatra, you are going to need to use the front door like everyone else. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1430 | No, I said we DON'T have any downstairs neighbors. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1431 | That isn't how we roll! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1432 | Loose the hat, Frank. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1433 | I'm sorry but yoga is not a spectator sport. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1434 | I don't see how it's my fault that your downward-facing dog made a mess on your carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1435 | I told you to bring your friend, Matt. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1436 | Bikram...not Big Rug | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1437 | Come back when you have a higher level of consciousness. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1438 | Trust me. Sometimes size DOES matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1439 | How did you get through the Idiot Detector? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1440 | This is a minimalist yoga class. The maximalists meet for five hours on Wednesday nights. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1441 | Body slams will cost extra! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1442 | Antiques Roadshow is Thursday. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1443 | Wrong delivery address. Try Persian Yoga, two doors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1444 | Is it biodegradable? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1445 | This takes "manspreading" to a whole new level. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1446 | I see…you’re the one from out of town I sold the yoga mat to on Craigslist | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1447 | Broga? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1448 | The flying carpet class is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1449 | I said you 'may not stay'—not 'namaste.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1450 | No, It's not civil rights issue, we just don't allow Afghans. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1451 | We free our minds and soar. There's no flying. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1452 | It's our conference table. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1453 | We all deserve our own space, just not the entire room! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1454 | Perhaps you'd consider our flight school instead. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1455 | Normally we use smaller mats, but I'm flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1456 | There's still 2 months left on our lease. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1457 | I told you, extreme yoga isn't what we do. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1458 | "Artisanal Yoga" is not a thing. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1459 | We currently do not offer a family plan. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1460 | You're looking for Man Cave Yoga next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1461 | Not a prayer. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1462 | I'm guessing it's been a while since your last class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1463 | We do not have an oversized locker. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1464 | This ain't your grandma's yoga, please don't bring your grandma's mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1465 | You can use it as long as your mother is ok with it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1466 | It's yoga mat... not yoga rug. You'll have to leave. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1467 | No, Steve, The Room wasn't a funny movie. Put Johnny down and go home, you're embarrassing me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1468 | What do you mean, your regular mat is at the cleaners? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1469 | Sorry for the typo - but there's no such thing as pot yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1470 | Stop overcompensating. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1471 | ...It's vintage. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1472 | Persian Yoga is two floors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1473 | Upward- or downward-facing? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1474 | Sit your asana down, and we'll get started. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1475 | You look more junkyard dog than downward dog | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1476 | An ancient Indian practice in a modern American studio is diversity enough! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1477 | We are all-accepting and all-loving, and you're not in uniform. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1478 | I'm sorry, Bro-ga is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1479 | ...do I need to take my shoes off? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1480 | I think Mr. Trump's class is across the hall. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1481 | We decided to start a yoga studio instead of buying a Persian rug | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1482 | The carpet and genie are fine, but the monkey is a major distraction. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1483 | Yes - That's Donald Trump's Yoga Mat | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1484 | No. I don't want to see the drapes. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1485 | Yes, we are welcoming, and I'm sorry your parents kicked you out. But, no, you can't move in. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1486 | Get the hell outta here! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1487 | The light in me sees the strobe in you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1488 | Thank you for cleaning the downward dog mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1489 | I'm sorry sir but there is no Downward Manspread in Kripalu. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1490 | Tell your employer Mr. Trump: you're not going to convince anyone of your respect for yoga by spending $18,000 on a mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1491 | I'm afraid your yoga mat is not uncomfortable enough. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1492 | I'm getting a strong feeling you exaggerated a bit on Match Chat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1493 | I think you are a little lost. The ballet studio is next door | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1494 | Actually we all like to roll our own as well. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1495 | In yoga size doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1496 | Yes, I did say yoga could be magical, but you won't be needing that carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1497 | We voted to allow the rug, but not the coffee table. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1498 | Downward-Dog-Rubbing-Butt is really more of a Kundalini move. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1499 | I'm sorry John. I don't think we'll work out. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1500 | You know, we do more than just 'abide' in this class, don't you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1501 | Don't tell me you scheduled our date on your lunch break. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1502 | Your mat's too aggressive. This is a yoga class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1503 | You're not being very flexible about my yoga mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1504 | And I don't believe your name is Aladdin either. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1505 | Cleopatra doesn't need to always come wrapped in her carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1506 | You're here to ogle women, aren't you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1507 | I have a feeling that your mother's dining room is now short one yoga mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1508 | We're not THAT flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1509 | This is yoga, not hooka. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1510 | No, a hairier mat does not make you more masculine. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1511 | The first thing you have to learn is that less is more. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1512 | You don't scare me! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1513 | We have a strict policy against man-spreading. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1514 | Magic carpet ride lessons are two doors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1515 | No, just the mind and senses. I'm afraid the flying carpet is not going to work. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1516 | Now, concerning your spittoon... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1517 | What is it you don't understand about mat? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1518 | Yo Ga. Not Yo Gi. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1519 | This is not a flying carpet class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1520 | We don't like man spread in any derivative | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1521 | The flying carpet class is down the hall to the right. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1522 | Yoga is about letting your mind go. I think you're half way there. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1523 | I can't wait to see how you interpret downward dog. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1524 | You're entirely welcome here, but the corpse has to be outside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1525 | I'm boycotting Big Yoga | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1526 | That's really more of a carpet than a mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1527 | You really didn't need to bring a "man sized" mat, Bob. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1528 | No, I don't think a larger mat will elicit the desired assumption about your anatomy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1529 | We're going to pass. Studies have shown artificial turf to be damaging to joints. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1530 | "I heard that the big one might be coming but I was thinking earthquake or asteroid. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1531 | No, no discount for having been to the mountain. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1532 | There's no need to compensate here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1533 | Are you more interested in a magic carpet ride? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1534 | No, having a bigger rug doesn't help, either. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1535 | Bigger is not better around here, macho man. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1536 | As long as it doesn't start to fly during class... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1537 | As long as it's made in China. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1538 | Sir, your rug is not the same as a yoga mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1539 | Enlightenment happens AFTER conforming to social norms. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1540 | I asked for the persian design! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1541 | Sir, I'm afraid this is a masculinity-free zone. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1542 | We don't smoke and we don't chew and we don't lay with the boys that do. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1543 | Your yoga mat is bigger than the both of us. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1544 | I'm going to have to accuse you of manspreading | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1545 | How do you expect to gentrify this neighborhood with that? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1546 | What time can we expect Mr. Trump? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1547 | No. You cannot do yoga here and face Mecca. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1548 | My problem? Let's start with your hat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1549 | your fear of Spandex, Sir, is certainly understood and MUCH appreciated... however, rules are rules... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1550 | We said to bring a mat not a flying carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1551 | Did your wife make you come ? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1552 | Is there a place for one more? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1553 | I see you brought a man-size mat this time, Andy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1554 | The flying yoga class meets on the roof. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1555 | That will have to be screened for bed bugs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1556 | Sir, there's a lulu lemon right next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1557 | I'm sorry, but, in this class, size doesn't matter.... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1558 | I appreciate your enthusiasm, but I don't think this relationship is going to work. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1559 | The advanced classes are on Wednesday. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1560 | Sorry, but the "Angry White" yoga class has been cancelled until after the Republican debates. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1561 | You're starting off on the wrong square foot. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1562 | I don't care if your mat is 'really old skool'...not in my studio. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1563 | The failure of DIY Yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1564 | Can we trade? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1565 | You've mistaken us for Textured Plush Yoga down in SoHo. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1566 | No, I don't know what they say about a guy with a big rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1567 | No, I would not like to share a mat with you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1568 | That looks like a downward dog pee stain. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1569 | That's not what I meant by size matters. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1570 | New students must sign a carpet burn release form. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1571 | Fred, it's actually the socks. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1572 | Uhh, exactly how LONG do you plan on staying? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1573 | Why don't you start with the man cave, couch potato, reclining sloth pose. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1574 | Steve, why don't I just give you the three dollars for mat rental? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1575 | Repo men must have really bad karma | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1576 | No, I can't translate care instructions. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1577 | That's not the kind of mat I was talking about... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1578 | Go home, meditate about everything you brought, then don't come back. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1579 | Thank goodness, I can't take another minute on this skinny mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1580 | I don't care if that's the rug you do yoga on at home. in this class we all use yoga mats. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1581 | I'm taking my wife home. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1582 | This is one place where size DOESN'T matter! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1583 | Don't even try to say "Nemaste". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1584 | The telekinesis class isn't till 3:30. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1585 | It's not practical, but I admire your sense of aesthetic. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1586 | We don't condone manspreading in our studio. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1587 | It's a movement practice, not a move-in practice. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1588 | Yo Yoga? That's across the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1589 | We said you can practice at home, not like you’re home. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1590 | Mecca is out the window to the Southeast. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1591 | With men it's always about size, isn't it? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1592 | Look, you and I both know that doesn't fly in here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1593 | Smaller, thicker and less decorative next time, please. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1594 | The baseball cross-training class starts next week. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1595 | I think you want the carpet cleaning place next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1596 | Cleopatra' Yoga is down the street | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1597 | You'll have to smoke that outside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1598 | Unless you have a small woman in there, you've come to the wrong place. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1599 | I'll allow you to use it. But it's not a short cut to mindful levitation. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1600 | Welcome, Aladdin. So this is your first yoga class, huh? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1601 | You'll have to wait... They're not converting this building into condos until this afternoon. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1602 | I understand it is self-funded, but Mr. Trump will have to use the same mat as the rest of us. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1603 | Sorry we've cancelled the flying carpet classes after a small accident with the ceiling fan. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1604 | Mosque delivery is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1605 | It's not the rug, it's the lack of smug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1606 | You're stressing me out. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1607 | This is just like when you brought that pool cue to the batting cages. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1608 | Yes, we can help with lack of humility issues. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1609 | You must be at the wrong place. Man Cave Yoga is 2 blocks over. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1610 | For greater harmony and unity, we require a matte blue mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1611 | Namastainmaster. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1612 | "Downward dog" isn't what you think it is. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1613 | Sir, yoga cannot turn your carpet into a magic carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1614 | For the last time sir, we do not permit downward Aladdin's here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1615 | Your mat was reincarnated? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1616 | Bigger is not better | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1617 | Either take those shoes off or get back on your carpet and fly home. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1618 | Oh no, I'm just the sales rep. But enjoy your platinum yearly membership though. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1619 | The 'Yoga For Clueless Guys Level 1' class is in the next room | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1620 | Did you remember your coconut water? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1621 | If you've got a body in there, the mortuary is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1622 | Shag yoga is upstairs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1623 | You may be disappointed to learn that lululemon has recalled all those see-through ladies yoga pants. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1624 | I see you are ready to do your two rough doggy down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1625 | That's fine. I'm flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1626 | That's not what I meant when I said buy yourself a Magic Carpet Yoga Mat® | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1627 | Taking Lamaze together means you are excused from coming to yoga class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1628 | Well, okay....if it's from India. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1629 | No shoes in the yoga class | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1630 | And you CAN'T listen to the ballgame either... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1631 | Sir, rug size doesn't matter here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1632 | You're late. You were supposed to bring that to my belly dancing class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1633 | You must be a Neoliberal. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1634 | Listen, son. I don't care if he said it was magic, you need to take it back. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1635 | Matt, you of all people should know the difference. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1636 | It's not the rug that concerns me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1637 | What ever happened to ladies first? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1638 | The competitive yoga class is upstairs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1639 | I'm guessing this is your first time? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1640 | You're about to feel an inner piece. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1641 | It's made of hemp and it's perfectly gluten free. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1642 | We're here to meditate, not levitate. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1643 | No. This is not where you take a rug for yogurt stains. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1644 | Sir, the bro-ga sessions are on Tuesdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1645 | You know you're paying for an extra slot, right? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1646 | Sorry, I'm Persian. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1647 | I brought my agoy nwod wob with me. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1648 | I'm sure it would help you to relax, but you can't smoke that in here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1649 | Let's say smaller is better sometimes. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1650 | No, this workout won't take you on a magic carpet ride. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1651 | Its going to be a really big moment. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1652 | Go home, Bill. Vajrasana isn’t what you’re thinking. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1653 | 'The School to Master the Flying Carpet’ has moved to the ground floor of this building. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1654 | It's fine for a beginners class, but over time chakras can damage natural fibers. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1655 | Thank you for delivering our new rug on the weekend. Please leave it in the reception area. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1656 | Please remove your shoes before entering the studio. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1657 | Sleeping is my workout. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1658 | It is not! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1659 | I understand it really ties the room together; it's more an issue of space. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1660 | I'm pretty sure that's not what she meant when she asked you to pick her up at Yoga!! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1661 | "You can't wear shoes in here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1662 | I don't care what anyone told you, there's no such thing as an Upward Facing Trump. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1663 | Sorry, Persian yoga is two doors down. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1664 | Did someone call Uber Carpet Rides? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1665 | I'm sorry, we don't do Persian Yoga here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1666 | The outer borough method class is in Studio B. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1667 | The rug can stay but those tube socks have got to go. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1668 | My, my, where do I begin to explain why 'absolutely not' is my reaction? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1669 | that won't fly in this class | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1670 | Hmmm. Let me meditate on that one. ... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1671 | No, we can't be flexible about this. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1672 | It's like vegan break-dancing | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1673 | Sorry, magic carpets are no substitute for a yoga mat | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1674 | The non-conformist yoga instructor doesn’t stick to a regular schedule, but you’re welcome to join my class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1675 | Still living with your parents? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1676 | Sorry, no discounts for your bowling team if they all use 1 rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1677 | The Agoy Nwod Wob rug gallery is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1678 | There is no such thing as "broga." | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1679 | I saw that rug in the lobby | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1680 | Broga meets on the 2nd floor. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1681 | This is yoga. The rug store is down the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1682 | Today is gentle yoga, tomorrow we do a more rugged class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1683 | Do we look like the same people who sold you that rug? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1684 | Something tells me you weren't entirely truthful in your Tinder profile. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1685 | Fine . . . but when we go to the ballgame I get to take your recliner | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1686 | That's too much information. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1687 | I'm fine with your choice of yoga mat. But the table and chairs will have to stay outside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1688 | I just feel I need my own space for a while. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1689 | You'll find the hot yoga class down the hall...next to the fireplace and easy chair. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1690 | You're welcome to use that rug, but I'll have to charge you for two people. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1691 | I guess we'll see who's more flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1692 | If you ever want to have sex with me again, leave now | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1693 | Sorry, Bow Wow Yoga doesn't meet here anymore. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1694 | Might I suggest the outside facing dog? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1695 | I see you're angry with establishment yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1696 | Take her, and put her in the garbage truck. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1697 | I heard Ms. Cho counsel you earlier about your choice of wardrobe and your violent temper. By the way, have you seen Ms. Cho? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1698 | The "A Whole New World Yoga" is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1699 | Any other dating profile exaggerations Mr. "Avid"? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1700 | What kind of moron brings an area rug to a yoga class? Namaste. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1701 | It's not the length, it's the girth. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1702 | I don't care if it flies - here you use a mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1703 | Just how much personal space do you need? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1704 | Surprisingly, I'm not at all surprised. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1705 | No Roger, not those Indians. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1706 | But. It's made out of all organic materials! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1707 | I know it's a bit oversized, but the salesperson assured me it's 100% organic. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1708 | Carpetbagging meditation, we're not! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1709 | You aren't fooling anyone Donald. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1710 | I don't care how many it sleeps. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1711 | Unroll that ratty thing and you're going to learn the real meaning of pungu mayurasana, the "wounded peacock" pose. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1712 | How many times have I told you that Yoga does not involve wrestling? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1713 | But is it sustainable? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1714 | It really ties my workout together. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1715 | I know no one likes to be called on the carpet... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1716 | My guess is you have the correct number but way wrong street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1717 | Let me guess--You bought your mat at Costco? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1718 | You're putting me in a tough position here, Greg. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1719 | I caved to your outfit, but carpets are out! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1720 | Zumba is at 4PM | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1721 | OMG! I hope that is not the one from the living room | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1722 | Yoga for idiots is tomorrow. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1723 | Hatha Yoga is known, but few know carpet yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1724 | We don't like show-offs here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1725 | Get a grip! I'm paying $125 a square foot to rent this place. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1726 | The advanced class is downstairs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1727 | There's a strict 'No tube sock' policy here at Bow Down Yoga. Now clear out of my spot! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1728 | Is it BPA-free? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1729 | Flying carpet training is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1730 | My higher self likes to be comfortable. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1731 | I'm new too. Not as new as you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1732 | Perhaps an orientation session would be advisable? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1733 | Gambino liquidators? ... Next door! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1734 | don't bother trying to impress me with your thread count. ... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1735 | You can stay, but only because it’s handmade from organic, gluten-free tall grass. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1736 | Why do men always think bigger is better? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1737 | You need to give that thing a shave. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1738 | Nice hat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1739 | Do you know what a yoga mat is? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1740 | No thanks, I think I'll walk. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1741 | No, I'm sorry sir, but I can show you a position called "downward facing dork". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1742 | You have given me "cartoon caption writers block" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1743 | How typical | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1744 | Let me guess, your name is Aladdin. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1745 | 'Nap for Two Yoga' is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1746 | It's all the same. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1747 | To practice here you need to be outfitted in Lululemon. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1748 | This is Ashram Yoga, not afghan Yoga | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1749 | "While I can appreciate the aesthetic value, your nonconformity is really throwing off my aura. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1750 | Size really doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1751 | The rug can stay,but that hat has to go | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1752 | We don't do America's gonna be great again. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1753 | Thanks, but the consensus was that it felt too good. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1754 | No mat, no tights, no service. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1755 | I don't care if it is Oriental. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1756 | The introduction to pre-yoga class is tomorrow. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1757 | You're one of those subway manspreaders, aren't you? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1758 | I admire your cultural sensitivity, but Oriental exercises do not require Oriental mats. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1759 | Oh, you downward dog, you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1760 | You said to make yourself comfortable | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1761 | Do you even yoga, bro? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1762 | Put that down here, I like to let others know how important I am while waiting for enlightenment. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1763 | It's for my political yogis following the campaign--they need a bigger rug to sweep the bull under. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1764 | Who do you think you are with the big fancy rug, Donald Trump? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1765 | No, we do NOT do Kama Sutra here! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1766 | Tom, your personal versions of the corpse pose are getting of hand. And what is that smell? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1767 | Flying carpet yoga is next door... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1768 | Lose the body. Then come back. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1769 | Peace is unchanged by gain or loss...but lose the rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1770 | No, I did not say "carpet diem". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1771 | Unless it can fly you will have to go minimalist . | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1772 | I thought manspreading was bad enough on the subway! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1773 | Look lady, I can either use this class as my man spreading catharsis, or your seat on the subway. It's your choice. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1774 | No, we don't offer deep pile yoga. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1775 | This is Yoga class, not a Dry cleaner | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1776 | Don't make me go to the mat over this one. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1777 | I'm going to have to ask you to take off your shoes. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1778 | Sorry. The studio has a " Say no to rugs" policy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1779 | Something told me your dating profile was conniving. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1780 | "Sutra" self | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1781 | Magic carpet or not - there's no such thing as aerial yoga sir. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1782 | This isn’t Brooklyn, there are rules. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1783 | Just fly in, Aladdin? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1784 | Bow up and out the door yoga starts now. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1785 | You can use your rug, you just can't unroll it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1786 | Don't be surprised if I show up at your office with an equally ludicrous unsolicited recommendation. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1787 | 'Bow-Wow' carpet exchange is downstairs | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1788 | That wasn't funny when we were dating either | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1789 | We're not interested in your new softer mats. Yoga encourages suffering. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1790 | I thought you meant you had a toupee. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1791 | Mountain Dew is not a spirit animal. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1792 | You forgot the coffee and end tables | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1793 | No, I would not like to go for a 'magic carpet ride'. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1794 | Over-compensating again, are we? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1795 | You want Thriftshoppa Yoga, next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1796 | The Leave It to Beaver Yoga Class is down the hall. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1797 | Hard-core, are ya? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1798 | No, Zen Napping is next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1799 | They stopped offering casual Fridays months ago. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1800 | Sorry Lebowski... it doesn't tie the room together. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1801 | My wife told me that y’all might be able to teach me how to ride this thing. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1802 | Perhaps you need to meditate with a Hoover first. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1803 | We specialize in cleaning minds, not rugs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1804 | No, a magic carpet can't be used as a yoga mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1805 | Thanks for putting the "Brah" in Brahma, Jimmy. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1806 | How big it is doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1807 | That thing stinks worse than anyone's feet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1808 | You need better gear, man. I can already tell your carpet doesn't match the drapes. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1809 | It's high time we had a chat about your little rug problem. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1810 | Oh my god, size isn't EVERYTHING you know... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1811 | Now, remember, ditch the body, burn the rug, and disappear for a couple of days! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1812 | Rough and Tumble Yoga meets on Tuesdays. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1813 | It's 'Bow Down Yoga,' not 'Have It Your Way Yoga.' | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1814 | Fine, just don't get a rug burn | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1815 | No. No. The Mosque is in the next block. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1816 | Wool, look who's here! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1817 | Aladdin lives next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1818 | Yes,Yoga can be masculine BUT we have traditions! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1819 | Your mat is looking a bit rug-ed. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1820 | Also, I checked – there's no such thing as a 'Downward Doug'. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1821 | You're right--they don't make them like they used to. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1822 | Did you bring a magic lamp as well, Aladdin? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1823 | The dry cleaners is next door where you can't breathe. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1824 | A flying carpet will not help you achieve eagle pose. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1825 | Make like a tree pose and get out of here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1826 | Don't even think about it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1827 | I said we could help with your Karma, not your Kirman! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1828 | Everything about your downward dog was so wrong. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1829 | We don't encourage that much comfort. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1830 | Aladdin's moved next door. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1831 | I am taking my rug and going home! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1832 | Don't Judge a Yogi By Their Mat | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1833 | Let me guess, you're voting for Trump? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1834 | The Persian yoga is at noon. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1835 | Yogi's gym is down the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1836 | The "Let's Cut A Rug" dance class is on the 2nd floor, sir. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1837 | They said it was B.Y.O.M. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1838 | I still want a divorce. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1839 | The delivery is for Iyengar, so he needs to sign. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1840 | I signed up for the Premium Membership | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1841 | Men or rugs, Wendell, you’re the reason I’m taking a break from Caucasians. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1842 | Yes, matspreading is a thing. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1843 | Bow Down Yoga does not allow positions that would require a mat that size. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1844 | Thanks, but we're not interested in an 'upgrade' at this time. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1845 | We do not allow hats. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1846 | Ii bought this at a garage sale, it was Jackie Gleason's tailor made yoga mat | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1847 | Team yoga for the clueless is on Wednesday. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1848 | I know you want to get closer to my inner-self, Honey, but your inner-self needs to get the heck out of here! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1849 | Okay, but only if it levitates along with you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1850 | Namaste' AWAY! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1851 | That goes next door at the Bow Wow boutique | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1852 | I'm sorry, you misheard the instructions, we said you'll need a mat, not a nap | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1853 | I'm sorry, but Erin Andrews doesn't take classes here anymore. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1854 | NO-mistah. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1855 | There's no manspreading here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1856 | My rug is bigger than yours! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1857 | I have less to sweep under mine than you do under yours | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1858 | It's BOW DOWN Yoga - not BEDOIN Yoga! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1859 | I love your for this. But we are done. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1860 | So, I take you're new to yoga? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1861 | I'm sorry, they only use this space as a flea market on Sundays | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1862 | Do you have any injuries I should know about? One to your head, perhaps? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1863 | I'm sorry, I think you want the Put Down Rug Shop across the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1864 | I said bring a mat to help "contemplate" not "compensate!" | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1865 | I'm not that flexible. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1866 | No, in this case size really doesn't matter. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1867 | When I said "hold space" for your yoga practice, I meant figuratively. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1868 | Don't ever come back. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1869 | You didn't have an allergy to latex last night. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1870 | They don't have a Merit Badge for Yoga | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1871 | 'Downward Dude' isn't a pose. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1872 | I don't know what you've been smoking, but this is NOT flying carpet class! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1873 | You'll have to do your flying from the outdoors. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1874 | Calling a shag rug a mat is not the kind of stretch we use here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1875 | You're early. Aladdin's class is at noon. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1876 | Do we have a short finger problem? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1877 | No sir, that is a rug. You can't achieve inner peace on a rug, I'm sorry. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1878 | Sweat-repellant, odor-resistant—and indeed, paleo. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1879 | So when you unfurl it's emblazoned with a big Chicago Cubs logo? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1880 | Flying lessons are extra | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1881 | No, Ryan, you may not invite the babes to hot yoga on your magic carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1882 | I don't care if it's the same one from 'Aladdin', you need a yoga mat. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1883 | When I said take it to the next level.... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1884 | Not if you keep calling it a camel toe viewing platform. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1885 | No flying carpets, we're a mat based school. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1886 | Sorry, "Bow Down" in yoga has no religious implication. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1887 | A fancy Persian rug will not get you to a higher level of conciousness in my yoga class. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1888 | No, I don't want to go on a magic carpet ride with you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1889 | Think minimalism | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1890 | beginning yoga is room five. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1891 | Listen, Dude. That rug is not going to tie the whole place together. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1892 | We don't allow group bow downs. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1893 | Just fly in? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1894 | Can you have it back by Tuesday? I'm flying the class to Nepal. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1895 | "You can try, sir, but I question if you and your rug are a fit for our program. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1896 | Herbal or not, smoke it outside. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1897 | Sorry, Bro Down Yoga is across the street. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1898 | Not unless it's a genuine, pre-20th century, Persian rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1899 | You're right on time. Luxury Yoga starts in 10 minutes. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1900 | Yeah, you should probably move the rest of your stuff too. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1901 | Sir, next time can you bring your own yoga mat? That rug isn't supposed to leave the lobby. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1902 | When you learn to meditate, you'll be able to fly without that carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1903 | No,the other ladies would not like to share your mat with you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1904 | For the last time Jeff, I'm not interested in romantic yoga for two! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1905 | I get it; you have your image to protect. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1906 | I'm sure it is magic, but we are a little more down to earth, here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1907 | You win. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1908 | It's just a temporary ban. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1909 | I'm going to have to charge you double. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1910 | First, how big are your hands? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1911 | "Tomorrow we will work on creating distance from your inner self". | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1912 | I am sorry but without the proper mat, you cannot namaste. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1913 | Bow down refers to yoga positions, not to you. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1914 | Sorry, you can't wear sneakers in here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1915 | Sorry broheim, we have zero tolerance for performance enhancing rugs. And tell McConaughey to put his shirt on too. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1916 | Dude, it smells like somebody peed on it. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1917 | No, I would not like to join you on your magic carpet. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1918 | I thought yoga was an eastern thing so I brought my oriental rug. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1919 | You're determined to find your bliss? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1920 | Tell Mr. Trump he can use a regular mat like everyone else. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1921 | It's not that type of retreat, George. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1922 | Where do you want this prayer rug? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1923 | Are you moving in or downward, dog? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1924 | Downward facing shag rug is not a yoga position. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1925 | Where do you want me to put President Trump's yoga mat? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1926 | My yoga mat may be carcinogenic, but you should see how your 'natural' mats stick to these $200 leggings. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1927 | Let me guess -- you're voting for Trump. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
| 1928 | First Yoga, then we get rid of the body. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1929 | The carpet cleaners are around the corner. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1930 | It's my new weight loss program! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1931 | Does that thing fly ? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1932 | For the hundredth time, I don't want a carpet! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1933 | I guess in some cases we do judge here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1934 | You said bring a yoga mat, so I borrowed one from Aladdin. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1935 | Flying carpet lessons are next door. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1936 | Our yogis use mats not bats. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1937 | I think you're over compensating. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1938 | We have parking for flying carpets behind the building. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1939 | thank you but I did want his body buried with the rug. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1940 | Put the body over with the others. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1941 | No, I'm pretty sure yoga comes from further east. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1942 | No must stay. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1943 | I hope this is the new rug for my office. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1944 | You're making us, like, way too uptight. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1945 | Even when you try to do things I love you irritate me. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1946 | You can't take it with you. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1947 | Paleo yoga is tomorrow. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1948 | Unfortunately, our schedule does not allow time for a ceremony to honor Mr. Berra. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1949 | Let me guess. You've been reading the 'Tips' column in Maxim. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1950 | Have you seen the instructor? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1951 | The Buddha didn't say much about the Homestead Act. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1952 | I don't care if it's got Cleopatra in it, you have to use ours. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1953 | over compensating for our short comings? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1954 | I can see you're new to this class. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1955 | You're overcompensating for a weak second chakra. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1956 | That's not my area. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1957 | Sorry, your mat is not synthetic enough. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1958 | Your family will participate? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1959 | I'm afraid yoga is more of a mid-century modern lifestyle. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1960 | Sorry, flying lessons are next door. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1961 | Perhaps you'd be more comfortable at Party Down Yoga? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1962 | Assume the turn-around-and-get-the-hell-out-of-here pose, please. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1963 | Okay, but I hear one song from Alladin and you're out of here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1964 | I'm going to put a leash on your Down Dog if you keep marking your territory this way. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1965 | Shall we begin with a couple of suggestions. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1966 | Sorry, we don't need it anymore. Thankfully she bowed out. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1967 | Floor space is limited; so lose the rug. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1968 | Why must males always have bigger equipment? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1969 | 100% organic cotton makes me being connected with nature. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1970 | Need the extra padding,do we,softie. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1971 | I thought you were called Big Matt for a different reason. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1972 | Sorry, but Mr. Trump owns the building and he said no Persians. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1973 | I don’t care if it IS a magic carpet. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1974 | Some flexibility is required, you understand. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1975 | I specifically asked for a mat that will not kill'em, not a guy named Matt with a knotted Kelim. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1976 | Sod off. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1977 | That rug really tied the room together. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1978 | You still have to take this class smartypants and I know your baseball bat is inside the carpet. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1979 | I'm afraid that's too much of a stretch. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1980 | Carefull,I can still see his feet. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
| 1981 | It's yoga--not rugby. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1982 | You've been living in that "mine's bigger than your's" world much too long | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1983 | A genie better be in there and grant me 3 wishes if you plan on rolling that out in my class. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1984 | I can't let a non-conformist take my spot I've had for years. I'm an incumbent. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1985 | We're not giving flying lessons. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1986 | Frank, I appreciate the offer, but I don't feel the class is ready for Bigger is Better Xtreme yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1987 | Your small-man, big-mat compensation issues are starting to hurt my business. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 1988 | The martial arts gym is two blocks north. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1989 | Excuse me, deliveries are through the rear entrance only. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1990 | No, you may not use the carpet you flew in on. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1991 | I'm sorry but we can't Super-Size yoga | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1992 | Personal space issues? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1993 | Yes, I suppose that is a less bourgeois way to "feel the Bern." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1994 | Sorry, Mr. Perkins--but your small rug on top is even scarier than the big one for your bottom. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1995 | Your guy says the whole class can have 80% off yoga mats this week only. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1996 | You can't use astro turf in here, even if you're a Houston Astros fan. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1997 | Take your fat ass to a barn, somewhere! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1998 | I am going to have to call you on the carpet before you set foot on it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 1999 | Have you seen my sister Cleo? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2000 | I think you want the place up the street -- Downward Doggy Style. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2001 | Yahtzee! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2002 | Yes, we stretch here. The bullpen for pitching from the stretch is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2003 | I'm sorry but you'll have to leave,we don't do shag | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2004 | Yes, we can help you lose your roll. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2005 | It helps absorb my sweat, but does very little for my excessive leering. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2006 | You want Man Cave Naps. They are two doors south of here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2007 | Namaste Dammit | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2008 | When Brody met Asana. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2009 | Size doesn't matter...especially here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2010 | No, this is studio 114-A yoga lessons, you're looking for Studio 114 B flying lessons. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2011 | No, sweat does not help release stains. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2012 | No animal byproduct mats are allowed here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2013 | You heard "bad Dog" I said "Down Dog" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2014 | The brochure clearly says, yoga mat, bring a yoga MAT! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2015 | You New Yorkers just love walking all over people. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2016 | How many times do I have to tell you that size doesn't matter? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2017 | Explain to me how this makes any less sense? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2018 | The "Make America Great Again" class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2019 | Salesman or no, yoga doesn't involve flying on a magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2020 | Lululemon--not made in Yemen... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2021 | Do you have a spot facing Mecca? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2022 | We don't teach levitation | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2023 | Sorry, we do not allow those colors. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2024 | Please take your rug and beat it! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2025 | No I don't want a magic carpet ride, and also I am not a little girl. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2026 | It's 100% organic. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2027 | I'm sorry, we don't offer a group rate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2028 | That's not how we roll. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2029 | Do your choices affect others? Consider your actions. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2030 | Donald, we know you have small hands, but you have nothing to prove. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2031 | Am I holding a tree trunk? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2032 | In yoga, less is more and more is less. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2033 | I'd like to thank you for coming in to lead our class today Yogi Berra, but it's over. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2034 | There's no spring training yogaclass. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2035 | First day of retirement? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2036 | You still haven't breathed out. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2037 | It's bow down yoga....not ballroom yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2038 | Sorry, but Governor Christie is not in this class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2039 | This class is for YOGA people, not YOGI (BERRA) people! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2040 | It's yoga, yog-a, not yog-i. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2041 | Size matters less than motion. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2042 | Sorry, no Aladdin registered here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2043 | ...that it was the stage rug for the Grateful Dead's '78 World Tour doesn't matter. It's still too big to use in my studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2044 | Put Mr. Christie's mat on the far right. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2045 | Who are you calling a "poser"?! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2046 | You by any chance Norbert? Your grandmother just aller, and she sounded upset. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2047 | We can be done before your wife finds out you borrowed her priceless antique rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2048 | Send Henrietta back. She's beyond our help. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2049 | The sign clearly says, 'No Persians.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2050 | This is Bow Down Yoga sir not Bow Down Yogi. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2051 | The drapes don't match EVERY carpet dorkwad. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2052 | No, there's no advantage to using a magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2053 | We don't do ironic hipster yoga here at Bow Down, Jeremy, just regular yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2054 | Yes, we do promise after only one session you will carry your body differently. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2055 | Dump your stuff. Come with me. Tranquility awaits. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2056 | I said yoga mat, not Yoda mat. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2057 | Your place or mine? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2058 | You say the Queen of Sheba came to bow down? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2059 | Beginner yoga is next week | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2060 | Your rug is fine.. but the socks........... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2061 | Two sides of the same coin: To judge is to be judged | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2062 | Yoga Matt is not a real superhero. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2063 | See, this is what I mean -- you don't understand me, Norman. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2064 | If you cut the rug, you can join our dance class | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2065 | Our overcompensation group meets down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2066 | Your mat looks a little too rugged. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2067 | Yo ga to be kidding me! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2068 | I think you're looking for yoga for yutzes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2069 | Power yoga is down the block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2070 | Maybe Cleopatra doesn't WANT to learn yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2071 | I like your pile! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2072 | We only use mats made from petroleum-chemicals, but in our defense, made in the U.S.A! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2073 | You've got the focus OK now. But I'm afraid your surrendering pose is going to take a little more work. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2074 | Your spot next to the fireplace. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2075 | We recommend a 60% wool blend shag carpet for beginners. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2076 | Please don't light that smudge stick in here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2077 | It is lovely. It is Indian. It does smell like "down dog". And there lies our problem. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2078 | Before we start you're going to have to cut a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2079 | I like the mat, but your outfit sucks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2080 | Magic Carpet classes no longer meet in this space. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2081 | first timers usually bring their door mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2082 | ...and we are not all vegans. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2083 | Are you compensating for something? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2084 | My Mom says you'd like to chew on one of these. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2085 | Sorry to hear, Al, that Gene couldn't fix it in time... Hope Cleo has still enjoyed her ride. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2086 | A Persian carpet? Our trainer banned them since Obama's nuclear deal. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2087 | I'm sorry sir, we do not offer high intensity yoga classes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2088 | Sorry, sir, but that’s one thing we don’t appropriate from Eastern culture. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2089 | We're sorry, but the downward facing dog is not allowed on that rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2090 | Welcome to Bow Down Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2091 | I don't care even if it's a flying carpet, I'm not going out with you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2092 | You look like a poser. And I don't mean the good kind. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2093 | No, I do not know the direction of Mecca. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2094 | Sorry, Extreme Yoga is on Tuesdays | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2095 | Seriously? A magic carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2096 | Namaste can only happen in my natural element. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2097 | Namasté, but you're not exactly doing your root chakra any favors here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2098 | Ali Akbar dropped this class yesterday. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2099 | You do have the family rate? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2100 | You can leave the rug but the rest of you has to go. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2101 | I ordered a zen rug, not a Persian rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2102 | This first problem for all of us to to unlearn. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2103 | No-más-stay. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2104 | I use it for my Lazy Elephant" pose. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2105 | No, it WILL take up room on the floor because that is NOT a flying carpet... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2106 | I don't care if it did belong to your granny, it is not acceptable here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2107 | Doesn't matter what Yogi says: you can't take a two-hour nap here from 1 to 4. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2108 | I'm sorry, but if we allow you , soon everyone will be in here magic carpets. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2109 | Broga? Yes, we embrace that in the basement. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2110 | It's a fair trade rug from an Ashram in India. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2111 | My name is Matt and I am here with mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2112 | Sorry, but I'm looking for something a little more manufactured. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2113 | But, it flies when I sit in a Lotus position! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2114 | Carpet diem? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2115 | We don't do the same yoga. XOXO | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2116 | What? I don't understand the problem, all you said was bring a mat | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2117 | Perhaps we need to make that "no solicitation" sign easier to see... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2118 | I'm sorry, no flying carpets allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2119 | The sign at the door clearly says no shoes or socks allowed | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2120 | No, we're Bow Down. Berra is across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2121 | Sorry, there's really no such thing as a 'pick-up game' in yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2122 | It's perfect for our locker room. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2123 | Where's Aladdin, and what have you done to that magic carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2124 | I'm sorry, but we don't serve your kind here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2125 | Sorry, no family discounts. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2126 | How's the new pickup treatin ya? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2127 | Mixed doubles? Good luck with that. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2128 | Now what's your mother gonna say when she finds her rug beneath the dining room table is gone? Hmm? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2129 | Jam Band yoga class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2130 | Honey, I said Vinyasa, not Persian... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2131 | Magic, Smagic, it's not welcome here! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2132 | I was told to bring my own mat from home | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2133 | That's a great idea! I sweat a lot too. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2134 | Maybe after class, I can take you on a magic carpet ride? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2135 | Dude the magic carpet class is next door in the boot room. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2136 | A one-percenter Downward-facing Dog? Nowhere near me, dude. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2137 | A sore thumb won't be a problem. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2138 | You must be looking for the yogurt place next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2139 | Get real big boy! Size doesn't mean squat in the race to yogahood. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2140 | Is that Persian? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2141 | Your flying really disrupts the class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2142 | I don't care how huge is mat is -- tell Mr. Trump he gets the same floor space as everyone else. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2143 | The size of your mat really doesn't matter | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2144 | No, we don't offer a 7th inning stretch. Wrong sport dude. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2145 | Try to think of yoga as everything that you are not. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2146 | Pole dancing is at 6:00 PM. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2147 | Let me guess - bean burritos for lunch? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2148 | My Persian rug is in need of a stretch! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2149 | You pay for floor space by the square inch. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2150 | It's the only mat I could find. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2151 | Is this the class for beginners? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2152 | This is 'Bow Down Yoga' - NOT yoga for dorks ... lose the shoes, socks, cap and funky blanket please!" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2153 | Well...there goes the neighborhood | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2154 | Let me suggest knee pads instead of you, ah, rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2155 | It's about spiritual liberation not a magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2156 | You'll do just fine -- I can see you've got the right stuff. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2157 | I distinctly said I wanted it "cleansed." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2158 | Magic carpet lessons, start at noon | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2159 | Is this the group yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2160 | I'll really miss having you in class Steve. You're idea of starting a Downward Facing Dog Club was simply brilliant. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2161 | Size doesn't matter to me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2162 | No, we don't supply the chair and television. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2163 | I'm sorry Mr. Room, but that's just not funny. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2164 | Rule 1: There’s no “Yo!” in yoga. Rule 2: No man-spreading. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2165 | Yes, that's a classy, elegant, and luxurious mat, Mr. Trump, but it still won't fit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2166 | Where am I going to put this? I'll tell you where. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2167 | This rug drives 285 yards. I guarantee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2168 | I think you might be looking for the hookah lounge, it's across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2169 | At 'Bow Down Yoga', we find our inner bliss on yoga mats, not area rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2170 | Please put that back. We can rent you one. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2171 | Remember, no flying more than two feet above the floor. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2172 | I said Corinthian and not Iambic column for the Balustrade! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2173 | No shoes, no shag, no service. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2174 | Her Bow Down dog soiled the rug | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2175 | Yes, yoga originated in Asia but you must have a "Yoga mat" not an Oriental carpet to participate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2176 | I know it's an unusual mat. Just don't call me out on the carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2177 | Together would be nice, but I'm allergic to dust. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2178 | $80 is a very competitive price for our mats. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2179 | OHHHHHMmmmm, nope! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2180 | "My wife told me that yoga was all about making modifications to feel more comfortable". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2181 | Let me guess, you're here for broga? 2nd floor. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2182 | The only way a woman can get a man to bow down to her is if she's his Yoga instructor | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2183 | Your reputation here’s gone downward, dawg. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2184 | My shovel started out that big | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2185 | There's no such thing as a yoga rug, Jay. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2186 | I'm sorry, Spousal Disposal Inc is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2187 | "Personal-size wigwams only please."! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2188 | "Magic Carpet Flying Lessons" are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2189 | Did you bring enough rug for the whole class, Stevie? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2190 | I don't care if they are Siamese Twins. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2191 | Ron, I don't appreciate your passive aggressive reminder that I need a wax. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2192 | Sorry, there is no tailgating in yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2193 | Sorry about your downward dog accident, but we don't do pet stains | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2194 | I meant something like a large bath towel, not a carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2195 | We don't subscribe to manspread Yoga here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2196 | When we practice yoga, we unify our body, mind and spirit. We do not have to feel "snug as a bug in a rug". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2197 | Organic, all natural, yes. But even we have our limits. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2198 | "No...That does not make you yoga master..." Submitted by Rebbecca Parker Charlevoix MI | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2199 | Your dirty mat makes me want to throw up, not bow down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2200 | Carpetbagger. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2201 | Think of it as "Yoga" meaning "You Oughta Get A" followed by the word "mat". NOT "carpet" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2202 | No, we don't want to buy any PDX carpet to keep our yoga studio weird | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2203 | That was an excellent 'Sup Dog.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2204 | There may be some lingering resentment. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2205 | You know this isn't the "How to be Aladdin" class right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2206 | No, you can't lie down here to take a nap with all these freaks. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2207 | Well, NOW you're going to be relaxed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2208 | My yogi is a real bear | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2209 | please place your shoes and hat at the entrance | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2210 | You're late because breezy way classes for giant rug yoga ended for hicks with hats yesterday. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2211 | That's not what I meant when I said PVC-free. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2212 | You want 'satya'?...You really want 'satya'?... Well, my friend, in all honesty, you can't handle 'satya'!!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2213 | Sorry. The ad was supposed to say Flying Dog not Flying Carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2214 | Yes, but is it fair trade? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2215 | It's how you use it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2216 | We only allow 1930 Chinese oriental rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2217 | We only show you the pose, it's up to you to dispose of the corpse. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2218 | I have no comment. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2219 | Sir, as I have already told you over the phone, we do not offer magic carpet rides. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2220 | You're supposed to leave your shoes and your ego at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2221 | What do you mean, where do you want it? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2222 | Did I forget something? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2223 | We used to use thicker mats in Alaska. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2224 | Not surprisingly, you have established the limit of yoga's capacity to alter one's life force. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2225 | No Charles, I definitely said lululemon -- not Home Depot. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2226 | We run a reputable establishment. No carpetbaggers allowed here. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2227 | Non hotrgular guy with Napalese rug yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2228 | No, we never advertised 'Super Size Me.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2229 | We're done. You can set up for "Bro'ga" now. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2230 | Mr. Smyth, this would make one of those New Yorker cartoons that nobody gets. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2231 | Remind Yo Momma not to forget her mat next time. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2232 | Let me get this straight....you want to show us what happened with your downward dog? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2233 | Nama - go away. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2234 | Sorry, interlocking group yoga is not allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2235 | The flyer said this was Persian yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2236 | The industrial strength class is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2237 | You're right- we don't need to do everything together. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2238 | This neighborhood just isn't what it used to be... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2239 | You've brought a mat. I can tell we're going to enjoy working together. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2240 | Do the Lotus Pose on that mat and you’ll have a rash in places I’d rather not talk about. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2241 | Bigger isn't always better, Ron. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2242 | The Persian meditation class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2243 | The bliss of your being ends at my asana. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2244 | Sorry, flying carpets are not allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2245 | Yours is bigger than mine but you will still need to follow my poses. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2246 | This is the wrong place for a 3 for the price of 2 carpet room offer - Namaste | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2247 | You don't say! The rug is Persian too! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2248 | Np we don't offer Persian variations | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2249 | You seem to have yoga mat envy | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2250 | You just said bring a mat | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2251 | I think you've now reached the stage that some of the ancient masters called "jerkhood." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2252 | Ultimate manspeading. Not very namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2253 | Chi and Sigma Chi: two different animals. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2254 | Let the wild rumpus begin. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2255 | Okay, Donald, you win. Yours is bigger than mine. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2256 | Watch the hair! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2257 | I'd like to sign up. I'm down, dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2258 | Sorry, this is a manspread-free space. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2259 | It's not all about the size of the mat you know... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2260 | I know you're a growing boy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2261 | Bro Down Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2262 | You'll have to pay for 2 spots. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2263 | The new girl is old money. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2264 | I'm sorry but your rug is too big! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2265 | Let's try to keep that mantra below stadium-noise level today, Chad. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2266 | Wrong kind of Indian -- and stop calling me "Paleface." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2267 | You know we have loaner mats, right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2268 | We're feeling some conflict between our spartan mats and your Persian carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2269 | Unless you've got the instructor's body is wrapped up in that thing...keep away. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2270 | I can't afford to pay for a Persian carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2271 | Oh my, that rug stinks. Sorry, people who use oriental rugs for hot yoga need not apply. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2272 | It is called Downward Dog, not Downward Elephant | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2273 | I think you'll find this much different from home fitness videos. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2274 | When I said "now do the Chinese rug roll", I was referred to the exercise. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2275 | Sorry, that's not what I ordered. I need something in a cut pile. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2276 | We don't do magic carpet yoga here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2277 | It is better than last week's beach chair. Here, just use mine! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2278 | A downward dog with a matt, not a dirt dog with a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2279 | Alternative group participation starts next week. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2280 | Tiki yoga is a four. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2281 | Going to one yoga class is not going to cause you to suddenly sprout a third eye. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2282 | Another victim of the corpse pose. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2283 | The Flying Carpet lesson is next week. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2284 | No... I really am here for the yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2285 | Next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2286 | Take your rug and your New York Values outta here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2287 | Put. That Rug. Down!! Rugs are for Yoga only. Do you think I'm f'ing with you? I am not f'ing with you. I'm here from downtown. I'm here from Samir and Ravi. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2288 | Yes...it is possible, ancient Persia had some kind of Yoga. But...sir, that's not the point... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2289 | We don't care how you do it in South Dakota. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2290 | Yeah, you're probably the more likely to occur before a cartoonist draws a black person in a yoga studio. IDK why it's called "Bow Down Yoga". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2291 | Actually, I can shove my head there | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2292 | Nama-go, Yoga Berra! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2293 | What idiot told you we carpet bomb during this session ? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2294 | I'm very mindfully asking you to stick that where the sun salutations don't shine. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2295 | You look like Trump, so leave. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2296 | No, Arabian Knights yoga is upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2297 | You shouldn't compensate with your mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2298 | Yes Mr. Noffsinger, we received the call from your boss. I understand you are taking the company's softball league very seriously... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2299 | Overcompensating a little? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2300 | ts Its a cylindrical yoga mat for maximal relaxation. i | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2301 | Your dust is clouding my chakra. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2302 | An "oriental" rug? Sir, a yoga studio is no place for cultural appropriation. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2303 | You say it's sweat absorbing and gluten free? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2304 | Seriously? You brought an Indian rug to a bikram yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2305 | I haven't gotten my paycheck, yet | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2306 | Damn Daniel back at it again with the Persian rug | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2307 | Sure, you can use that. We are pretty flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2308 | TRY BIG BOY RUG YOGA AROUND THE CORNER | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2309 | Leave you mat and your ego at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2310 | No, it's dog down yoga, not "doggie-style" yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2311 | Welcome to my yoga studio, ma'am | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2312 | I'm gonna need more space. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2313 | It's nice that you're finally making an effort to share my interests, Mike, but maybe you should start with something else. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2314 | Are you overcompensating for something? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2315 | That's not what I meant by 'trunk'. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2316 | I'm sorry; your mat is large enough for two or more. Yoga mats must be individual size. It's the law. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2317 | A magic carpet is okay but sweat is the conveyance here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2318 | I didn't say we CAN never share a mat. I said we WILL never share one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2319 | When you called earlier today I said foam, not faux | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2320 | This is what I meant when I told you, "you will need to bring a soft pad for the class". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2321 | Namaste my ass | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2322 | No- we don't offer Persian yoga here | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2323 | Nooooo. The Magic Carpet Riding Class is on Thursdays. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2324 | You are not in the wilderness, you are not earning your Eagle Badge, and that's not a Yoga mat ! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2325 | IT'S NOT A PICNIC | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2326 | I agree an oriental rug reduces stage cable clutter and improves acoustics ... you realize yoga doesn't care? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2327 | You must be the Bro-ga instructor. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2328 | I think I DO know what I would find, so no thanks to the magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2329 | It's only a 30 minute session. There's no need to bring nesting material. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2330 | There's no such thing as downward elephant. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2331 | This wasn't the kind of burn I was expecting. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2332 | Does it fly? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2333 | I don't care if Mr. Trump says you have to think huge to be huge--and no, yoga is not all about the square-footage! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2334 | This is bow down yoga not chow down yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2335 | Too comfortable. Men's yoga is upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2336 | It's actually the attire that doesn't fit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2337 | Size does not matter | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2338 | Technically you'd be munching my 'mat' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2339 | I'm sure your downward dog IS very furry. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2340 | That's very flattering, but I'm afraid I only date within my own species. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2341 | Jesus, Derek, do you have to overcompensate for everything? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2342 | OK, I get it it, you don't want to take couple's yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2343 | It's BOW down yoga, not HOE down yoga | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2344 | Mat, Matt. Mat! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2345 | Spiritual thread, not thread count. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2346 | Drop-ins are welcome. We ask only that each yogi park their privilege... next to their shoes... at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2347 | Eco yoga is next hour. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2348 | When my wife drags me to yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2349 | The best I can do is four chair poses, but no table. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2350 | We buy cheap used carpeting. We sell expensive antique yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2351 | Good disguise, Pizza Boy, but I think the delivery was for next door. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2352 | And you weren't at all suspicious when you searched "Yogi" on eBay? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2353 | The instructions said: "....bring a YOGA mat, not a GOYA mate....". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2354 | Now I'm gonna show those amateurs some REAL yoga | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2355 | Omar's place is next door... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2356 | My smugness comes from, unlike yours, knowing my mat doesn't come from a sweatshop! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2357 | No, I don't know which direction points to Mecca. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2358 | It won't make for an authentic experience. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2359 | Here we practice slim yoga. Your mat tells me that you are looking for alpine yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2360 | You can move in her "mat," but SHE has to do the yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2361 | I feel like you're laboring under some serious misapprehensions here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2362 | You said you were flexible... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2363 | That's not a vintage yoga mat. It's carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2364 | No, we used to be "Dress Down Yoga," but we changed management. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2365 | This came from Alibaba himself. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2366 | This isn't a sleepover! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2367 | No, I've never heard of the grand master Yogi Berra. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2368 | Compensating for something? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2369 | I don't care if your mat is 100 percent Kashmir, we insist on polystyrene here! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2370 | We don't do group therapy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2371 | Sorry, the Intro for Midwesterners class starts at 10. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2372 | When I said let's sweep our affair under the rug.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2373 | Sorry Aladdin, the beginners class is tomorrow. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2374 | In this feminist world, the rugged approach is obsolete. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2375 | You need to be spiritual and grounded while still acting all superior. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2376 | Does that come in antimicrobial? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2377 | Honey, I get it, you don't need to prove you're a real man! But that's not a real yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2378 | I'm sorry. It's too yuge to make yoga great again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2379 | It seems you misunderstand our name: this is not campaign training for Trump supporters. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2380 | Tell your Mom we don't do used carpet trade-ins. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2381 | Surprise me, you were thrown out of the house, and you're planning on staying until she takes you back. Right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2382 | Listen, from now on Cleopatra walks in the front door the normal way. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2383 | Sir, I'm sad to see that the Occupy Yoga movement didn't fully take off, but you need to leave. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2384 | I don't care if it's a genuine Persian yoga mat, it doesn't meet health and safety standards and I could loose my licence! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2385 | It's just 'Bow Down Yoga' now; the 'Aladdin Magic Carpet' chapter folded up because of the recession. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2386 | I can guarantee that your frequency will rise, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2387 | The Hollywood Yoga place is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2388 | Is this the macho man yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2389 | tepraC cigaM yM | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2390 | ''Extreme yoga is in the next room.'' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2391 | Your Magic Carpet cannot pause in my Studio! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2392 | New to the City? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2393 | Please find your breath elsewhere. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2394 | We just do yoga here. The genie has moved his flying carpet classes to the cloud. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2395 | Sorry, the carpet cleaners are just down the block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2396 | We don't allow "rug envy" in our studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2397 | No, no. This is a wheat and gluten-free studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2398 | This is ashtanga yoga, not assona sofa. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2399 | Magic carpet or not, you don't get a discount. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2400 | Normcore yoga starts at 7:30. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2401 | Seriously?! You brought a Persian rug to a Bikram yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2402 | "Where's the Ganesh?"+ | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2403 | That rug culturally appropriates Asian culture and it doesn’t belong here. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2404 | Namaste? No. Must not stay. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2405 | Try Lululemon next time. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2406 | What? Your the one who said size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2407 | Jasmine's classes are on Tuesdays and Thursdays. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2408 | Did you bring your "Lazy Boy"recliner too? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2409 | It's a no-fly zone, Alladin. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2410 | I'm sorry sir, but you're going to have to remove your hat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2411 | The class thinks using a magic carpet as your yoga mat is too flamboyant. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2412 | Listen , Trump Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2413 | You have the wrong floor. The itchy skin yoga class is on the next level. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2414 | If your yoga farts require such heavy dampening then we'd like you to work out at another studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2415 | Sorry, we don't teach flying carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2416 | The knot yoga class meets on Tuesday. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2417 | No, we can't teach your magic carpet to fly. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2418 | strip, lay and watch | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2419 | You will need two class passes to use that mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2420 | I ordered Pergo. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2421 | Flows before bros? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2422 | I realize you're NEW but, at Bow Down Yoga, you need to KOWTOW, and bring a regulation mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2423 | Jasmine doesn’t teach today and she doesn’t want to see you anymore now that you’ve let yourself go | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2424 | The Carpet Yoga class is down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2425 | Perhaps you could "just run a few laps" around the interior of your skull? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2426 | Oh grow up. I only said "kinda big". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2427 | No, sir. This class won't teach you how to make your rug into a flying carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2428 | First time with yoga? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2429 | If someone dies during class, your job is to dispose of the body. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2430 | Trust me when I tell you the teacher won't allow it, I'm a vegan. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2431 | I think it best if you step over to the mirror and decide if you'd be a good fit for this studio. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2432 | Son, a real man doesn't blame his tools. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2433 | Please tell Her Majesty Queen Cleopatra that all the reporters have left. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2434 | This is yoga, not breakdancing class." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2435 | How you got "an exotic and dangerous surprise" from "tries to say flexible" is beyond me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2436 | Sorry - If it doesn't hurt, then it's not yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2437 | I don't care how authentic your mat is; socks and shoes must be left outside! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2438 | It's okay to use the rug as yoga mat, but the incense and sitar music have to go. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2439 | First time? I can always spot the unbalanced. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2440 | Make sure the whole body goes down the wood chipper. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2441 | You're looking for "Bob Up Yogi." It's two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2442 | This isn't little-league. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2443 | Ixnay on the rug, ixnay on the Twister mat rolled up inside. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2444 | I can't believe you brought the Persian into my sacred space | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2445 | I'm sorry, but seniors yoga was last class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2446 | Is that a banana or are you just happy to see me? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2447 | You must be interested in our group rates. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2448 | "Naw, must stay," Sandra insisted. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2449 | If you want to free your mind you have to do exactly what I say. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2450 | Bow down to Mecca yoga meets at noon. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2451 | Yes, the camel must pay full price. ....I've seen his knees. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2452 | That's it Bob, I'm canceling our Costco membership when I get home. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2453 | Namaste...that's actually Yiddish for "we appreciate your small, unobtrusive mat." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2454 | I think you have the wrong idea your downward dog pose... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2455 | We have a dress code. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2456 | "Your wife called. She fell and broke her hip climbing out of the shower". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2457 | Sorry, but our yoga class for furniture movers is next week. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2458 | Even if the sign did say 'Bedouin Yoga' we wouldn't let your camel take the class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2459 | Ugh - manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2460 | Since this is all hocuspocus anyway, I figured I'd just use my magic carpet here instead of a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2461 | Your definition of mat needs an update. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2462 | How many times do I have to tell you Joe? Size really doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2463 | A 'sweet deal' with Ernie's Carpet Blowout Barn is no fast track to enlightenment, bub. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2464 | I'm here for the "You can't afford not to move" yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2465 | I got my rug at Ikea where did you get yours? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2466 | As I've said before...size does NOT matter ! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2467 | You can learn to fly that thing next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2468 | In my business, it's either 250 nails or NONE! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2469 | By any chance is your name Cleopatra? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2470 | You won't impress anyone with the size of your man rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2471 | It is so brover. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2472 | Sorry, "Take Your Ogre to Class" Day was last week. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2473 | I'm sorry, the 'flying carpet' class was canceled due to lack of enlightenment | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2474 | You won't find your Jasmine here, Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2475 | I heard the World was ending, and wanted to ask God if he could postpone this event a one more time. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2476 | "Get out of the well. Stop playing with that ceiling roller and give me a help". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2477 | We're promoting mat diversity. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2478 | No. There is no center square. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2479 | Is this Cleopatra's first yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2480 | What are you, Old Nick? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2481 | I'm guessing you drove over here in your Hummer. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2482 | Unless there's someone named Matt rolled up in there, you misinterpreted my instructions. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2483 | It is not just a yoga mat, it is a yoga flying carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2484 | No, you may not market 'PhatMats' here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2485 | Not Mysore, eyesore. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2486 | Nobody said “no carpet” This mat is not even on the market yet. This isn’t the carpet class, right? My wife said something about laying down in Yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2487 | Military yoga is down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2488 | You're looking for the broga studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2489 | We all sweat a lot. You still can't use a ShamWow rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2490 | What's with the rug, Matt? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2491 | I'm sure it is Old School but I'm still charging you double. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2492 | Persia is not known as a yoga mat manufacturing centre. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2493 | No you can't bring your dog, it's Bow Down Yoga, not Bow Wow | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2494 | You know what they say about guys with big yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2495 | Miley's here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2496 | I'm sorry, the 'Elect Donald Trump Yoga Fundraiser' doesn't start for another hour. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2497 | King of the Hill did a funnier version of this joke 12 years ago. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2498 | I don't care if your name is 'Big Matt,' your Chakra today is 'scram.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2499 | Sorry, but you won't achieve enlightenment any faster with a dhurrie rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2500 | The BYO class is downstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2501 | Seriously? That's your yoga mat? It had better be hypo-allergenic, that's all I'm saying... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2502 | Did you get in with the two-for-one special? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2503 | If there's a body in there, you have to leave. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2504 | Yes, we believe yoga is a religious experience. No, you cannot bring your own prayer rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2505 | If you can't confine your yoga mat to a 2'x5' space, you will have to pay a double registration fee...or promise never to return until you are in a state of enlightenment. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2506 | This is Hatha, not Mansplay yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2507 | This is hot yoga, not poor yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2508 | Planning on expanding your practice, I assume? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2509 | Namaste. The centre's special 'yoga for chubby, clueless beginners' class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2510 | Forget it Harold. Nobody cares that it really ties the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2511 | Bow Down features happy baby downward dog today. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2512 | You don't have the proper smile on your face to participate! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2513 | Look, for the last time. You're not Aladdin and you can't show me the world. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2514 | Everyone, the Wheat Grass is here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2515 | Where do you want the body? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2516 | Home Depot does not have an exercise department. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2517 | I'm sorry, I just broke up with a Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2518 | And when will the furniture be arriving? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2519 | The Broga session is in the basement. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2520 | No, I do not want to shag, thank you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2521 | No, this is slim flexible yoga . . . regular guy's yoga is at the bar next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2522 | You can take the rug, Mr. Howard, but you must leave Miss Randolph here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2523 | Think of the possibilities. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2524 | No, we don't supply padding. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2525 | I think you're looking for the advanced class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2526 | No, I don't want to go on a magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2527 | Oh, how sweet, that's so last millennium | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2528 | Heck of a doobie Mr. Anderson. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2529 | This is the last time you sneak in your yoga buddy. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2530 | Flying carpets are not allowed, Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2531 | Magic Carpets is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2532 | You must be here for Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2533 | Is that your mat or are you just happy to see me? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2534 | You may think you're the big dog here, but I'm the alpha dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2535 | I ordered that nine months ago. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2536 | Let's start with downward-facing Saint Bernard. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2537 | I want to see these sun salutations of yours. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2538 | Just because your "mat" is Persian does not mean we're not flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2539 | The carpet rolling class is in Studio C - between aerial ribbion and poll dancing. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2540 | Supersized spots pay a supersized fee. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2541 | I said carpe diem! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2542 | Excellent mountain pose. Now make like a tree. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2543 | What is it about "Size doesn't matter" that you don't understand? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2544 | So it's finally here: Dharman-spreading.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2545 | Ah, great Persian carpet; much roomier. Good price, too. Couple of questions though... . Has the Mecca GPS device been disabled? (Off-screen) "And ask him if you should get a CARPET BOMB Rider on your insurance while you're at it." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2546 | "You'll have to loose the hat". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2547 | The persian class was cancelled. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2548 | If Tina Fey can have a California King, I can have a California King | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2549 | Wash it in cold, then dry it on high. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2550 | We actually don't give a damn about natural fibers. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2551 | Yoga for The Carpetbagger meets in the basement. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2552 | Soft and fuzzy? I think you have been misinformed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2553 | At Bow Down we do not allow the picking up of a partner. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2554 | I asked for wall-to-wall. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2555 | I don't care if you're the Prince of Persia, you can't wear shoes in here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2556 | You always have to over-compensate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2557 | Welcome, our first Trump supporter! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2558 | Sorry but the Magic Carpet Dream Studio is two flights up. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2559 | Magic carpet ride huh? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2560 | Honey how many times do I have too tell you? Stop stealing our neighbors carpet for your own personal use. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2561 | Working class is in Studio Two. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2562 | This is Bow Down not Lay Down Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2563 | I'm sorry, the head-butting, high-fiving and knuckle-dragging classes were all cancelled this week. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2564 | The magic carpet class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2565 | You want the flying lessons; that's up on the roof level. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2566 | No, you can't "tail-gaze" while we do Downward Dog | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2567 | I need the bigger mat because they say yoga makes you expand. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2568 | You better not look at my hot butt again today! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2569 | Magic carpet rides are not allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2570 | Bring him to Room. (The true story.) | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2571 | Oh, I forgot, Ben. You skipped second grade to play baseball, and second grade is when we learned the difference between a rug and a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2572 | Okay, if you got it smoke it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2573 | Nope. It's not the same thing, at all. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2574 | Hi. I'm afraid we can't accept new members at the moment, I'm sorry. Many people seem to be looking for spirituality, at the moment. The elections, you know. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2575 | I'm sorry, but there's still no group discount. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2576 | I don't care if it's Cleopatra in there, she's still going to pay for the classes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2577 | Is Arahant the same as Nirvana to you too? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2578 | Small hands, big mat ? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2579 | No, I was not in fact aware that A-Rod said "flexibility is the new strength". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2580 | I see yoga does matter to you! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2581 | We get it. Your hands are big, the rug is big, just take of the Make America Great hat so we can get started. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2582 | I studied in Iran. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2583 | We don't tolerate baseball caps. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2584 | At this point, she realized that the relationship was not going to work. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2585 | Bow Down Yoga is a no manspreading zone. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2586 | You want more than your fair share, but you can't have it here, Mr. Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2587 | A good move for you would be to roll yourself up in that thing. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2588 | It's just not about turf wars. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2589 | You must be looking for the beginner's class down the hall | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2590 | Your rug or mine? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2591 | What I told you last night about size does not apply here | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2592 | Our magic carpet class is on Sundays. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2593 | Home Depot is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2594 | What do you mean by "hulk out?" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2595 | It's the finest, pure breed, free-roaming Himalayan Yak hair. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2596 | And I would ALSO appreciate it if you DIDN'T make follow-up comments to mine, such as "What up, Downward Dog?" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2597 | Class cost is by the square foot. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2598 | No mats eh? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2599 | "Bro-Ga" has been cancelled. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2600 | Why not? I do some of my best moves on this carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2601 | The yogic flying class took off 30 minutes ago. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2602 | No hats allowed until October. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2603 | Did you really take rug weaving at Trump University? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2604 | My downward dog had worms | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2605 | Post modern is no longer in. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2606 | Is your moving truck double parked? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2607 | You can put my sister down anywhere? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2608 | We're not here for a slideshow. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2609 | But this class will simply not be rugged enough for you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2610 | Mine's bigger than yours! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2611 | Wow, I'll bet you are the mood for some rhythmic breathing. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2612 | A mix of hot yoga and body wraps. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2613 | Shame on you for using that to levitate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2614 | Sorry, the normcore class doesn't start until 11:00 | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2615 | Your name might be Matt, but it's still a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2616 | Are you Matt? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2617 | Carl, can you take a break yanging my yin? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2618 | I don't care if you paid full price at Restoration Hardware. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2619 | If it's a flying carpet, ok. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2620 | JOE, IN THIS CLUB, WE EXERCISE, NOT SLEEP. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2621 | I don't care if it Aladdin swore by it, you'll have to use a yoga mat like the rest of us. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2622 | I meant Pahlavani when I told you about Persian yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2623 | Of course you did. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2624 | It's 3 doors down for the men's class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2625 | Are you trying to perfect "The Recumbent Man"? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2626 | I see your rug rats will be joining us today. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2627 | Lounge chair, pillows, tv and a fridge are extra. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2628 | No, we do not clean rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2629 | Your transport awaits. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2630 | You've been here before. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2631 | Shake out your mat, Frank--we're missing Mr. Whimpley. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2632 | Put that in the corner. It's for my dog, Downward. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2633 | I'm sorry, you may not nameste. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2634 | Sorry, in this studio, size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2635 | The baseball tryouts are in the field behind this building..... I believe they asked that you bring your own BAT. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2636 | Whoever told you size does not matter was wrong. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2637 | We don't teach the Persian Hostage Pose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2638 | Not a good idea if that's an Iranian prayer rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2639 | The Magic Carpet Ride class meets on the roof. Good luck! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2640 | Tell me – is this to compensate for something..? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2641 | And yes, I promise you that I will never ask you to eat kale again. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2642 | Sorry, we do not allow rugrats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2643 | What do you mean 'your chahra is blocked by my studio's feng shui'? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2644 | MAT, Mr. Donaldson, mat! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2645 | No shoes and hats sir. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2646 | You will be charged double for that sized mat! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2647 | I'm sorry, but the hipster doofus yoga studio is located above the ironic vintage t-shirt shop across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2648 | I said 'yoga"'party", not 'toga' party. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2649 | I don't think those are the piles yoga is supposed to help. | 1.0000 | 0.70711 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 |
| 2650 | I don't CARE if your name is Matt. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2651 | You may have special needs, I have a rug in my lobby. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2652 | Magic Carpet Ride is next door Mr Trump | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2653 | I don't believe that "killing two birds with one prayer rug" is how the old saying goes, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2654 | Eric, your claim of a flying carpet is a bit of a stretch and has no charka value with me | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2655 | Full-contact ashtanga is the next studio over. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2656 | I may have put up with your abuse of thesaurus.com but I’m not your English professor anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2657 | Take your magic carpet and beat it, Alladin. The only way you'll ever reach a higher plane is on a sticky mat! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2658 | It's Indian, not Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2659 | Just because it's from India, that doesn't make it a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2660 | The funeral home is in the next block. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2661 | Planning to abduct someone? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2662 | Sorry for asking sweetie, but I just can't tell the pitchers from catchers anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2663 | I'll let you know when it's time for Downward Persian Dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2664 | Bow Wow Dog Training is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2665 | This is Bow Down Yoga... NOT... Lay Down and Nap! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2666 | Is this your first yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2667 | I understand that you have the biggest one in the gym, but you are not going to put it in MY spot. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2668 | If you do downward dog on the carpet again, I will hit you on the nose with this rolled up newspaper. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2669 | One day you will also keep the seat down! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2670 | No, we don't need a fuller rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2671 | So you were told a yak mat will enhance your peace of mind and release tension? H'om... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2672 | I don't care if it flew you from Bagdad to Laguardia, it's still too lumpy to use here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2673 | It needs restretching. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2674 | 'Let me guess -- it's either this or detention." | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2675 | You want to be great again? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2676 | Get properly dressed for the Dust Salutation. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2677 | Usually my clients come here voluntarily. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2678 | Your mat will really tie the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2679 | I don't care if it is Yoda's yoga mat, it's too musty to use here! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2680 | I appreciate your cultural heritage but size does matter. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2681 | I'm a lumberjack too, and I don't care either! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2682 | I am so sick of manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2683 | It's yoga, not Alladin | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2684 | As part of our anti-Trump campaign we now offer 5 Bow Down sessions daily. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2685 | Persian is down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2686 | I keep telling you, size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2687 | Many of us do achieve great personal growth. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2688 | No we have no plans to change from mats to rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2689 | Magic carpet ride? Nice try. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2690 | Puraney khayalat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2691 | Breathe in and now Breathe OW! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2692 | Take whats left of that mouth breather to the woodchipper. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2693 | This is a Yoga, not a Thug class!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2694 | You can get rid of the stiff out back. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2695 | You said I needed to take your hobbies more seriously. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2696 | I'm afraid you'll have to leave your flying carpet outside. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2697 | Actually, my karma says to take your Grateful Dead rug elsewhere. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2698 | No, you're still going to do the vacuuming this week. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2699 | "You're the second guy to come in looking to do a class while on Persian rugs". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2700 | Yoga for yokels is on the third floor. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2701 | Sorry, Hoedoen Yoga is in the Barn on Carrol Street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2702 | Sorry sir, we don't offer fringe benefits at this studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2703 | No, no, it's not downward facing rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2704 | I'm here to see a-hole new world. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2705 | Namaste yourself, big boy. Get out of my studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2706 | I see you're feeling the rug Bern. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2707 | Does the texture of your mat improve your Downward Facing Dog? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2708 | It's not enough that I have to deal with the hat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2709 | I don't think you're THAT flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2710 | I guess we have different definitions of 'authentic'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2711 | I specifically ordered 3-inch memory foam padding beneath. Where is it? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2712 | We're a hot yoga studio and you're not hot. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2713 | I need a bigger mat, there are no half measures with me... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2714 | Meditate this Junior. We accept no snakes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2715 | I'm here to drop off a corpse pose... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2716 | No, that is NOT 'just stretching things'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2717 | Sorry - for rug carry you need Cross Fit down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2718 | Yes I did say to make your mat your "home" during class but... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2719 | Sorry, but posers aren't welcome here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2720 | Magic Carpet rides are two doors down on the left. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2721 | She DOES matter, but in this case, smaller is better! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2722 | I think you heard me. I said "That was zen, this is tao." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2723 | It's what's on the inside that counts. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2724 | Cleopatra just left | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2725 | We took the family pack | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2726 | And, it's Namaste, not "have a nice day". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2727 | we really don't allow solicitors. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2728 | Persian Sufi Hatha refers to the technique, Matt. Not the mat, Matt! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2729 | Hi madam, My name's Wilbur, and I'm here to join your yoga class. I figure, if all else fails me, I can count on my magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2730 | Hello, Matthew. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2731 | No...Astro...Turf. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2732 | I understand your need to reduce the confusion, Matt, but that's a rug.... | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2733 | It's about your shoe size | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2734 | Is there a child in that carpet, trying to escape from your rape shed? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2735 | Sir, this rug Nama-STAYS on the floor. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2736 | I'm pretty sure inner peace doesn't come with free installation. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2737 | Yoga and levitation will cost you extra. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2738 | The beginners class is at noon. Ok, well I'll be back and namaste to you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2739 | A "first class" yoga section using Oriental rugs instead of mats is not an idea I'd be interested in considering. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2740 | It's not my fault your downward-facing dog isn't house trained. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2741 | I could see, how much the studio's slogan "Come & Relax mind and body" inspired you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2742 | You don't have the right standard equipment for this class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2743 | It was given to me by a Yoga Genie | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2744 | “winning isn’t about carrying a mountain and moving a step-but about carrying Pebble and taking a leap”. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2745 | You really should not be forcing your girlfriend to come to class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2746 | Welcome to Bow Down Yoga, where we really, really try not to be judgmental. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2747 | very amusing Cleo, but your still late! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2748 | I don't think that's what "old school" entails. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2749 | This 'bigger is better' mantra you live by is getting old. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2750 | My wife is lost in thought. Can you please tell her that she promised the kid's that she would take them to the park today? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2751 | While we respect your enthusiasm and unique style, we just don't feel the intermediate class is quite ready for you yet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2752 | We already forgot lesson one, didn't we? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2753 | How inadequate is inadequate enough? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2754 | But we don't need a flying carpet here | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2755 | I need a lot of room when I do yoga, ok. Do you really need that much room? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2756 | The Big Lebowski body roll class begins Saturday. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2757 | You can't bring your flying carpet and hope for a miracle. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2758 | Yes normally that's true, but with this I am not flexible | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2759 | What so I'm no longer welcome here with my yoga carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2760 | This isn't a grateful dead concert | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2761 | Alladin's class is cancelled. He had to take off. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2762 | Unless that's magic, it's not gonna fly here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2763 | Sorry, but you will not be enabled by yoga to make your carpet fly. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2764 | Scram! You can't do yoga wearing a hat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2765 | You can tell Aladdin there is a whole new yoga studio down the block. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2766 | This is a " Yoga Meditation Exercise Gym Class", not a Muslim "Call To Prayer"-- No shouting out, " Allah-ou-Akbar ! Please !?! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2767 | This is really going to throw off my savasana. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2768 | Your website said to bring your own mat | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2769 | "Too bad about the size of your penis". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2770 | No, you cannot hide that body here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2771 | Not sure what happened to her but the body is in the back room. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2772 | Relax. Magic Carpet 101 is just down the hall -- second door on the right. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2773 | This is Hatha Yoga, sir, not Haha Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2774 | I think first we should discuss the way in which you parked your car. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2775 | Tell Mr. Trump he's not welcome. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2776 | Look he just wants to have a normal day where someone can do yoga on him without having to sign autographs, take pictures, or give out magic carpet rides so please leave us in peace. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2777 | What a loser. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2778 | Sir, this is yoga. Size does not matter. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2779 | You're what kind of Doctor? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2780 | Sorry, IRANIAN yoga rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2781 | Sorry, the "Fragile Flowers" class is tomorrow. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2782 | Everyone pays, no matter how they get in! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2783 | Matt, I know you're heteroflexible. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2784 | Yoga keeps us grounded. Flying carpets is next week. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2785 | You'll need to come back tomorrow for the beginning Yoga Fashion class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2786 | Breathe deeply before you respond. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2787 | Double-wide yoga anyone? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2788 | We lie on our mats not fly on them. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2789 | Might you be the Australian here to demonstrate outback oriental yoga? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2790 | I refuse to go broke shopping at lululemon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2791 | I've never had problems with size before. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2792 | I'm sorry but "scatter rug" yoga is not a thing. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2793 | I told you not to wear socks | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2794 | Remember, speak softly and carry a big shovel. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2795 | "Whoa man, this is yoga, not magic carpet flying. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2796 | My bathroom mat was wet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2797 | You can't just throw your problems under the rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2798 | This is a No Manspreading zone. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2799 | I said I wanted a crumpet not a carpet! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2800 | The "Make America Great Again" cap is okay, but we don't allow Oriental rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2801 | And I suppose your name is Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2802 | Our new "redneck yoga" class is out behind the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2803 | It really ties the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2804 | Your Suburban and Bar-B-Que are double-parked. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2805 | Overcompensation is not a pose. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2806 | Carpet flying is the next session. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2807 | If you turn to your left you'll be facing East. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2808 | In yoga we use mats -- not runners, neither floor nor designated. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2809 | No we don't clean rugs as well. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2810 | Your hand size has nothing to do with your mat size. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2811 | I said hot mat, not hot rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2812 | OK, the brochure says a gentler class comfortable for beginners, but that is not one of the recommended mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2813 | No, no cheese, I said chi. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2814 | Big rug, small hands... Big deal. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2815 | Julius Caesar's studio is up the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2816 | I asked you to bring the rolled yoga mat, not the rug from the living room | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2817 | Yogi's carpet repair is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2818 | It smells as though Fido had decided to do a Downward Dog pose on the rug I brought for class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2819 | This will make me look more masculine with all these girls. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2820 | No, no stomp class here. Try Drumpf's carpet bagging. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2821 | It'll come in handy when I start "Yoga for Rug Rats." | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2822 | An Eastern-looking rug is known to improve a true yogi's practice. That's a good investment in your yogic journey. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2823 | No, you do not need an oriental rug for tai chi. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2824 | I'm here for the Persian yoga session. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2825 | No, you can't demonstrate the sleepy-time pose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2826 | The Season ends - never! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2827 | Now that you flew in on it, can you also shrink it? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2828 | Sorry, Oriental Rug Yoga isn't until 7PM right after Trampoline Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2829 | No, I don't believe a magic rug will make the poses easier. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2830 | Okay, so there are two exceptions to all-organic-all-natural. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2831 | I can rule the bends here, but I can't bend the rules... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2832 | Are you here to pray or stretch? No, we don't allow naps. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2833 | what 'Room' ? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2834 | I'm sorry. Oriental yoga got moved to next Tuesday. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2835 | As your instructor, my initial advice would be to loose the magic carpet, the socks , the tennies, the gimme cap and your attitude. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2836 | You know you can use your regular yoga mat for the Flying Carpet position, right? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2837 | Yes, that bread chemical is also in yoga mats, but the mats are perfectly safe. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2838 | You can't get to nirvana if you're fraying at the edges. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2839 | ''Magic carpet rides is the new yoga. '' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2840 | Compensate much? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2841 | It's not the size that matters, Mr. Little, it's how you use it." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2842 | Aladdin just got up to go to the bathroom. You better put that back down before he returns. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2843 | The competitive yoga studio is two blocks over. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2844 | Are you sure you were in a Lululemon? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2845 | I'm guessing you are the new apprentice. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2846 | So I'm throwing around an idea for a new Broadway show, "Bikram Elliott.' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2847 | Late for class after one of those 1001 nights again? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2848 | Just a thought, natural wool may chafe. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2849 | Our policy here is flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2850 | Nobody is buying it that you found Shiva's original yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2851 | That's not lululemon... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2852 | The community class is at 3. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2853 | Don't tell me, your hands aren't small either. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2854 | I came to get down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2855 | Agoy Nwod Wob means your coming at this from the wrong perspective. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2856 | This is a beginners class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2857 | I said a mat, not the living room rug! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2858 | Unwelcome karma, sir. No, not the mat, it's your NRA hat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2859 | Great first step. Now breathe. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2860 | ," "May the floors be with you." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2861 | this is yoga not a carpet store | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2862 | Sorry, DIY yoga is in the converted janitor's closet next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2863 | No we don't do juice and crackers. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2864 | Sorry, there are no hemp mats allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2865 | You're early. Please let the Jolly Green Giant know his XXXXXXXL yoga workout doesn't begin until four. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2866 | That's right - if you take up two spaces, you pay double the fee. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2867 | Harold realized too late that his "magic carpet" pick-up line would never work in a yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2868 | Bringing your own mat does not mean stealing the one from the lobby. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2869 | I'm sorry, but you can't "audit" this class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2870 | No 'manspreading' here either, please. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2871 | Relax. I'm a real estate guy. This is just what we do. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2872 | But I just had hemorrhoid surgery! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2873 | The workout isn't murderous! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2874 | No I didn't say, 'roll up Matt.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2875 | I don't care if it makes you feel more at Om. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2876 | You're looking for man cave yoga - that's three doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2877 | No, I said I wanted a Persian hug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2878 | How much mat lies matter. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2879 | Tell Vinny once and for all; I pose, not dispose, bodies. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2880 | Woman: You're clearly here as a spectator. Wouldn't it be easier to just go home and use your parents' internet? Guy: Nah, Imma stay | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2881 | Aren't you a bit rugged for our studio? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2882 | You really haven't got a handle on this, Dave. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2883 | No, I am not interested in getting a rug burn with you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2884 | Magic carpet rides are next door... But I'll go with you... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2885 | Your name is Matt not rug! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2886 | OK, maybe you're just not cutout for yoga. But I tell ya what, how about I refer you to that CrossFit gym around the corner? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2887 | No, Alladin, I do not wish to try a new position with you on your magic carpet! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2888 | The man-cave workout offers free cable and complimentary bags of Doritos. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2889 | Follow me ,it looks like you're pretty tightly woven. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2890 | Sit on it. Lie on it. Just don't try to smoke it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2891 | Look, Aladdin, you're welcome to stay, but please no flying this time. It distracts the others. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2892 | The Suds and Rugs is down the street | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2893 | This is the crossfit gym, right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2894 | If your genie offers, wish for a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2895 | No, it isn't. Yoga for Dummies is down the hall, second door on your hand with the carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2896 | Yo, is it cool if this personal pile remain? The tapestry won't give anyone staph infection | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2897 | I didn't know Goliath was into yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2898 | In your case, the 'First Class Free' promotion was a bad idea.... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2899 | ManFlow Yoga is on Tuesday nights. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2900 | If you're into yoga mat envy, you've come to the wrong place." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2901 | No, I am not able to make you genie appear during Shavasana. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2902 | Well well, look who it is... Mister "Namaste at home." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2903 | Billy I don't think this is what your mom meant when she said you needed to be more flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2904 | Cleopatra is two doors on the left. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2905 | Excuse me Sir, this is a yoga class, not a carpentry store! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2906 | Sorry, no Persians. We've banned the Middle East for safety reasons. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2907 | Is that supposed to make you look rugged in this feminine environment? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2908 | No, I won't yoga-long with you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2909 | Can you help me unwind? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2910 | This is Yoga class, the "Aladdin" tryouts are down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2911 | First it's 79 cents for every dollar you earn and now this; so, yes, I can tell you where to put your rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2912 | You're like some guy with an RV camper going backpacking. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2913 | You arrived in the stretch limo, right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2914 | No. 'Till the fat lady sings.' was his mantra. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2915 | Are you going to kill and roll me up in that rug. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2916 | Your karma is just pitiful. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2917 | Perhaps you're from the rug rat generation. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2918 | Nothing brings me inner peace like my prayer rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2919 | Yoga hasn't changed. You have. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2920 | Is the snow that deep or are the new neighbors midgets? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2921 | Which way is Mecca? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2922 | Meditate on this: Oriental yoga matts are not permitted! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2923 | I insist. Men first! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2924 | Tell Cleopatra that Julius is not here on Monday's. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2925 | First of all it's called a "mat" and no we can't put the game on TV. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2926 | Just lunge your way over to the yoga temple at the truck stop. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2927 | This is yogA, with an A and in "America." You're looking for the yogI, with an i as in "India." We prefer rubber mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2928 | Delivery new friend, unfurl and relax. We can move the new rug karma later. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2929 | What's the matter? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2930 | Sir, we have a no soliciting policy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2931 | I don't care if you got iy from Ray Bolger. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2932 | How about we start you in our pre-yoga class? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2933 | That ommm coming from your rug is our Yogi. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2934 | We don't do flying carpet lessons anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2935 | We don't allow full-size rugs in here. It makes the mats feel self-conscious. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2936 | Goodbye Ted. I'm sorry. It's not your energy, it's mine. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2937 | I can't meditate on a plastic mat ! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2938 | Bow Down Yoga isn't right for everyone. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2939 | Today we learn the manspreading position. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2940 | I'm sorry, but the other students are experiencing mat envy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2941 | Opposites don't always attract, George! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2942 | No, I'm afraid using a bigger mat will not 'make yoga great again.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2943 | Not that kind of bow down | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2944 | Please take off your shoes and socks, we practice barefoot. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2945 | We're all enrolled for the year. Try Bow Up Yoga at Columbus and 90th. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2946 | No, I will not turn over all of my cash, unless you have something pointy rolled up in that carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2947 | A slot just came available this afternoon in our gym-rat, large-rug, White men can't yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2948 | I think you've got the yang covered. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2949 | You found it, stuffed away in an old drawer...!?...well, you need to think 'slip resistant'. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2950 | Sorry sir, only sandwich-grade mats are allowed in this club. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2951 | Is it your yoga rug, Rookie? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2952 | The Trump Yoga class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2953 | We do Indian style here, not Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2954 | I don't care if that's the real you. I'm not going out with you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2955 | It's not the size of the mat, it's the nirvana in the prana. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2956 | Your in the wrong place, try the MAGIC CARPET shop, it's next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2957 | I figured that you weren’t gay, even before you asked me out. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2958 | Don't you think a $5,000 Persian rug for yoga class is a bit ostentatious? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2959 | Vinyasa League spring training meets in our Mookie Wilson studio down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2960 | I'm not sure who told you that, but I can't help you fly that thing. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2961 | Tyler, do you always have to have the biggest mat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2962 | Overcompensating is strictly prohibited. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2963 | Sir, if it's not an organic alpaca blend we can't have it here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2964 | This is a yoga class. Not an audition for Aladdin. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2965 | That kundalini pick-up line is so overused! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2966 | I said it was a yoga class, not a yogi class! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2967 | Are you by yourself? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2968 | You don't know the Crane menage à trois pose do you? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2969 | OK, NOW UNROLL THE CARPET, AND LET CLEOPATRA EMERGE! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2970 | Isn't it the best place to sleep? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2971 | No, your hemp mat will not get the class high, but you are welcome to use it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2972 | What would happen when a man brought a carpet to have one room for a yoga instructor? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2973 | Cleopatra, is that you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2974 | I hope you brought a vacuum with you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2975 | Look, I just won the Middle Eastern yoga tour contest! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 2976 | How long have you had these anger issues? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2977 | Was the doorman asleep again because that looks a lot like the rug in the lobby? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2978 | Got a dead body in there? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2979 | . . . That's Lululemon.com. L, U, L, U. . . | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2980 | That's not what I meant when I said you should explore oriental culture through yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2981 | Good, we won't have a wading pool like last week then. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2982 | Men: We're even rugged during Yoga | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2983 | A Lu-Lu Heriz Serapi? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2984 | Sorry, but that outfit and that mat are only for home use. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2985 | It's not Lululemon, but it'll do. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2986 | I wanted ruggedly handsome, not handsomely rugged. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2987 | I doubt that you'll do any better with a magic carpet than with an ordinary yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2988 | Ah, you found Mr. Trump's toupee. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2989 | Yo. Go. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 2990 | I'm so pleased that your little sister is interested in yoga. Did you bring her with you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2991 | I'm very flexible, but that mat is not welcome. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2992 | That's the mat you're using? Yoga-tta be kidding me! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2993 | Size does matter! Sure, I''l share your mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2994 | OK Bob, but you will have to share with Carol, Ted and Alice. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2995 | 'Ill be honest, your hat says Golf,your rug says Judo,your shoes say Tennis,are you prepared for another failure? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2996 | It's not the size of your mat. It's the motion. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2997 | The difference is your Chakras know the difference. That's the difference. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 2998 | How much bliss do you need? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 2999 | You should know that my class is no magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3000 | This is the billing address. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3001 | Sorry, I don't date yoga bros anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3002 | I don't care how wealthy you are, you can't use a your expensive Persian rug in this class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3003 | I guarantee you, a small rug is wonderful, there's no problem, I guarantee you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3004 | That's remarkable, Harold, but we actually don't do any flying in this beginners' class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3005 | " No, no! You don't need to use a prayer rug, just because we are called ' Bow Down Yoga ' ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3006 | It was suicide-by-contemplation . . . dump him in Jersey. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3007 | You here for Persian yoga, or Oriental? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3008 | Are you Cleopatra's personal trainer? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3009 | Yeah, me and my magic carpet are feelin' the Bern. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3010 | I figure this will help you dispose of my body after your hot yoga class kills me. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3011 | And who do we have here...Yoga Berra, perhaps? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3012 | This is Bow Down Yoga, Fly Down Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3013 | No thanks--we're completely satisfied with natural polyester. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3014 | Ommmmmmmmm?? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3015 | Most expensive mat is not a part of our program. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3016 | No, a large carpet will not make dual downward dog possible. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3017 | "Nice - but you know, not everything has to be about size all the time'... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3018 | Let go of the rug, so we can achieve it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3019 | Sorry Bart there is no ménage a trios in my yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3020 | It your OM. It's not vibrating at the correct frequency. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3021 | We don't do downward facing elephant. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3022 | Beginners carpetboarding is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3023 | Listen, I've put up with you bringing your sod to class the last few weeks, but keeping your shoes on? I simply cannot allow that in my class | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3024 | I don't care how big Trump's yoga mat is - I still say he has small hands. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3025 | No, I ordered five one-foot mats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3026 | I don't care if you can levitate. Your flying carpet is too big! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3027 | What, the hat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3028 | Shagpile lightweight! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3029 | Sure, I'll trade you. Let me give you my card. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3030 | I just came back from India. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3031 | Is it moth proof | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3032 | A rug is NOT a mat, just bigger. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3033 | The Corpse Pose does not require a corpse. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3034 | A little presumptively ambitious, don't you think? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3035 | Am. I. Speaking. Slowly. Enough. For. You? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3036 | You realize I only let you use that so we can reach our 80%, right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3037 | Up, up and away is not your Mantra! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3038 | No way! I hardly know you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3039 | Flying carpet practice is next door! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3040 | Oh, boy. Call me when you have grown up. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3041 | Just how big is he? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3042 | I think this job sharing has gone too far! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3043 | No, We do not have a " share a carpet" yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3044 | Yes, we do the dog pose, but you can't bring your dog to class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3045 | Let's focus on your attachment hunger today. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3046 | No, Bobby, everything you need to know you didn't learn in Kindergarden. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3047 | I'm sorry, this relationship is no longer mutually beneficial | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3048 | . . . and then after your first free session, if you want to sign up, we'll require some form of enlightenment. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3049 | Sorry, the Cleopatra roll is not a pose I use. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3050 | When did mats.com have a retro sale? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3051 | Because a Scout must also be flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3052 | Persian enlightenment is this Thursday. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3053 | It's Vinyasa. It doesn't matter what direction Mecca is. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3054 | We must accept that the floor is hard and user space is small, son. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3055 | You shouldn't wear a hat inside. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3056 | No, not here...the consignment shop is next door... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3057 | Sorry, your mat is not ergonomically correct. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3058 | Geography isn't my strong suit. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3059 | Magic Carpet won't make you lose 20 lbs. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3060 | Well, I'd recommend a smaller mat for next time, and saying"namaste" instead of "Let's go, Red Sox!" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3061 | We'd have to charge you six times for the space. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3062 | I am sorry sir....but we simply do not permit religious mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3063 | Oh, you must be looking for the carpet cleaners. It's the next store down....on your left as you exit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3064 | I'm sorry sir, there are absolutely no shoes allowed in the yoga room. And, um, oh nothing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3065 | Are you sure this is this most expensive mat? I am trying to get my daughter into pre-school. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3066 | My friend might show up later. He really likes doing corpse pose. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3067 | Yoga isn't about the size of the rug, Rick. It's the notion of the motion. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3068 | It's okay. Umm. . . did anyone see you come in? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3069 | I'm sorry, your gift certificate declined. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3070 | I said, no magic carpets! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3071 | We have decided to go with the laminate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3072 | You must be Clemenza. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3073 | The bariatric yoga salon is across the street | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3074 | Oh, how I do love bring-your-husband-to-yoga day. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3075 | You do understand, "mat" isn't short for "mattress"? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3076 | No, Hell-Yeah Yoga is on EAST 37th St. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3077 | on this episode of "Fragile Masculinity" ... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3078 | Who are you, Casey at the Mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3079 | Ready for class 'Aladdin'? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3080 | No hats allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3081 | So you think a combo yoga mat, prayer rug and magic carpet satisfies diversity? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3082 | your Yoga mat IS your magic carpet, not the other way | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3083 | I'm just not buying into the consumerism of it all. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3084 | I’m sorry, we’re still waiting on our magic carpet yoga certification. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3085 | It's just that you don't seem like a true conservative, basically. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3086 | I see that you're still living with your mother. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3087 | The Lazy-boy and media center have to go, too. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3088 | OK Jack, forget everything I said about size. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3089 | Got it on Craigslist. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3090 | I'm ready for Bow Down Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3091 | Wanda's Magic Carpet Ride is a block farther on the left. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3092 | Nice rug, Matt | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3093 | I don't want you to show me the world. I want you to show me a downward-facing dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3094 | Look, we both know that size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3095 | this must be a common core issue?? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3096 | We only use synthetic, wool is so last century! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3097 | What, do you think the ancient Hindu had microfiber mats? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3098 | The sign says: Bow Down-- not Chill Out-- Yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3099 | Mat's OK. Sending out for beer and pizza not so much. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3100 | I hope that Persian also instructs. Otherwise I've made a big mistake. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3101 | This is a yoga studio, the carpet cleaner is next door...nice knee socks, by the way | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3102 | ?pu s'tahw | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3103 | No yoga for you! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3104 | Namaste. I suppose Home Depot was out of berber? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3105 | I'm sorry, "eastward-facing dog?" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3106 | A larger mat will not help you master yoga any faster. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3107 | The adult nap time class starts at 2:00. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3108 | Is that Lululemon? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3109 | I told you: hot water and hot dryer. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3110 | Nooo, by rugged we meant like determination and toughness to get through this free week-long trial yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3111 | I thought that an Oriental rug would be more authentic | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3112 | Carpetbagger Yoga is across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3113 | This isn't Colorado. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3114 | At least the stunt at crossfit had some edge. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3115 | I can’t deal with you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3116 | This is "Bow Down Yoga". The "Moving Man Yoga" is next door | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3117 | A. Your not the maharaja. B. That's not his mat. C. Hang it on a line. And D. Beat it! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3118 | A magic mat, you say? Can I use it to get fit without exerting myself? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3119 | ...because rubber mats don't have mites and chiggers | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3120 | No…its not just because you're "for Donald Trump". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3121 | This class is not for posers | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3122 | Ok, but would you mind being anti-establishment in the corner? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3123 | The Sail With Solomon Insanity class is on the roof. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3124 | The Instructor will no longer judge your warrior 2 pose... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3125 | A NFL Linebacker is a new client | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3126 | Are you trying to compensate for something? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3127 | Yes, Brian. Yoga pants are really tight. And no. I'd prefer not sharing your 'really big mat'. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3128 | Without a beard you will always be that creepy guy in yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3129 | I'm sorry, that is not a yoga mat. That is not even a tatami mat. That is an area rug. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3130 | Do you take a couch to a baseball game? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3131 | ...I almost had to bow on a borrowed mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3132 | Namaste, where should I park my carpet | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3133 | I don't feel I'm ready to start a family. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3134 | You really need to relax Jerry...maybe you should sign up for three classes a week instead of one. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3135 | ...and I TOLD your wife NOT to try that pose at home. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3136 | I'm sorry but this is not the kilim flow class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3137 | This is kundalini, Persian yoga is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3138 | Yogi Berra was never ever here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3139 | I liked you better when you carried a blanket, Linus. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3140 | We've never had rug burns raised as a concern before. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3141 | Your Anger Management Counselor warned us, you'd be coming. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3142 | Here's your tip; enlightenment comes from within. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3143 | Get out--We don't allow Afghans in here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3144 | I don't care what your interior decorator says even if she is your mom. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3145 | Sorry, it's Yoga Yogi. You made a Boo Boo. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3146 | Unfortunately, nobody here goes by Jasmine! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3147 | Wrong mat, Matt | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3148 | We are all utility players here, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3149 | I'm certain your grandmother hadn't intended this when she asked you to have it steam cleaned. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3150 | What cha got there? Gonna take a magic carpet ride? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3151 | I've been locked in a room for years | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3152 | I hope you enjoy getting rug burn | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3153 | My other mat is too sheer. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3154 | You'll have to come back tomorrow, Ms. Antoinette just called in sick. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3155 | Well Mister Enjoys Yoga and Long Walks on the Beach, there's no Kathy here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3156 | Namaste, Adam.... you are embarrassing me... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3157 | No, you can just use a regular mat for High Flying Dragon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3158 | Artificial turf is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3159 | Seriously, this is as close as you could get to a no processed sugar, gluten-free, whole food, organic, paleo, preservative-free vegan pizza? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3160 | Sorry, but at this studio we consider 'throw-ga' to be a radical fringe movement. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3161 | I should have had the carpet delivered to my house. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3162 | We do not allow manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3163 | No Al I don't trust you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3164 | We don't accept old sods | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3165 | Runners Beyond Hope isn't a class per se, it's more of a gathering across the hall with a big mirror. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3166 | You won't be needing that for your rugby or yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3167 | So why did you bring artificial grass for yoga class today? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3168 | The high-testosterone class is at 11:30. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3169 | Flying carpets are not allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3170 | No, that’s my YOLO mat. In case of any impromptu photo shoots. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3171 | I'd love to make this a team sport on your mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3172 | Spilling grape juice on your rug does not qualify it as a sticky mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3173 | Carpet burn yoga...that's down the hall, second door on the right. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3174 | Your third eye chakra won't be spinning properly using that yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3175 | NO PRAYING | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3176 | Unless there is a more limber body in there, you can leave. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3177 | We're more about how good you look getting fit; not actually getting fit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3178 | Yes, I am flexible, but 'Beer Tuesday' is not going to happen. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3179 | Here at Bow Down Yoga, we don't encourage glorifying our mats. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3180 | This is a traditional Yoga studio. Polyvinyl Chloride mats only. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3181 | Outside it might be different, inside yoga mats are politically indifferent. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3182 | No frills yoga is down the hall | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3183 | I'm sensitive to your ethnic roots but it's irrelevant that Ali Baba flew around on this. It's just not a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3184 | The difference is... your mother is wrong and I am right... again! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3185 | Oh, come on! I don't smell that bad! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3186 | I said a Yoga mat, not a vulgar mat | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3187 | No baseball caps allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3188 | Your third eye must be pretty farsighted. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3189 | I'd worry they roll me up during shavasana. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3190 | We seek not the size of the roll, but humility of the soul. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3191 | So I see you don't believe all the lies that size doesn't matter | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3192 | I hope that's a flying carpet and you're lost. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3193 | You're karmic vibes are telling me you have anger issues with her! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3194 | Let me guess. You flew in on it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3195 | It's not the size of your mat that's the issue, sir. It's the stench of cat urine. We hope you'll consider coming back with a different mat and without the full rack of heavily sauced ribs. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3196 | I don't care if you are a tree hugger, you still gotta use a plastic mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3197 | You know, that doesn't compensate for your small hands. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3198 | No, I really don't want to go on your magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3199 | I think you want the Persian yoga studio down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3200 | Where do you think you're going Chakra Con? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3201 | My name is Aladdin. What's yours? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3202 | You’re bringing me down, dog. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3203 | Why the shoes? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3204 | I was here first! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3205 | With the downward dogs, think a little less shaggy, a little more Weimaraner. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3206 | You will be either the greatest or the most ridiculous student in the history of yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3207 | I ordered a Dharamsala practice rug, not a Jaipur practice rug, you idiot! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3208 | The gymnastics class is in the basement. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3209 | Sir, yoga is an Asian spiritual tradition, not Oriental. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3210 | You are welcome to join, but I must warn you that your membership includes random urine sampling for performance enhancing drugs. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3211 | Sick or not, it's Session Five. Film it. Bring our rug back. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3212 | They were having a rug sale | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3213 | Oh yes, this was an empty lot not too long ago... all yoga studios and coffee shops now | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3214 | I need my space | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3215 | Don't unravel Cleo until everyone arrives. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3216 | Nah! Musty | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3217 | I'm sorry, we're here to create harmony and balance in our minds and bodies, and to break through the oppressive barriers that we face here in the western world. You just don't look like you'll fit in here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3218 | Teaching a Man to learn how to yoga can be a stress relief an Relaxing for the guys Mind ,Body an soul . | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3219 | You brought the wrong rug! That's not going to do Bernie Sanders any good at all. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3220 | No I won't share your mat and I'd prefer it if you set up in front of me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3221 | As-Salaam-Alaikum | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3222 | Right here will be fine, thanks. I wasn't sure which mat to bring, so I just thought, why not both? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3223 | So you think this time magic will help? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3224 | I see you are keeping it old school with the handwoven yoga mat | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3225 | Let's start with the issue of the potato chips falling off your rung. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3226 | Again today you have no class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3227 | Whole body roll-up position? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3228 | That’s a flying carpet. We use mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3229 | We've seen a lot of newcomers inspired by the primaries ... people finding they can hold all kinds of awkward positions. But for us, size actually does matter and it's just too big. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3230 | Our Flea-Reincarnation Class meets on Thursdays. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3231 | Really Matt , why am I not surprised ? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3232 | There's no such thing as a 'family' size mat. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3233 | Unless you're setting up for a troupe of acrobatic Midgets, Bow Down limits mats to personal size! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3234 | The Mosque is down the road. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3235 | You'll give everyone rug envy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3236 | Get out. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3237 | The flying carpet studio is one flight up. Is that an Air Loom? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3238 | What part of "middle aged white guys need not apply" did you not understand? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3239 | Sure, you can chant Yogisms during class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3240 | You may find your Zen across the street at the community rec center - the Intro to Carpet Laying class starts soon | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3241 | You don't need to compensate for your small hands here Mr. Trump | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3242 | This is your problem Dave..you always have to be different. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3243 | I assume the dead, rotting corpse of our marriage is rolled up in that carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3244 | This is the third time this week. This isn't the carpet store. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3245 | The 'Guy on a Rug' class starts at 3:00. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3246 | Your here to do yoga not lay down carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3247 | Oh Wow Yoga is up the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3248 | These better be natural fibers. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3249 | The manspreading class is down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3250 | For you we'd recommend the Stay At Home program. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3251 | At least tell me its an indoor rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3252 | I don't care if that's how they did it in Persia. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3253 | This will give new meaning to rug burn. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3254 | I told you comfort in this class is relative. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3255 | Vegan mats only. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3256 | honey, this is not the right place to pitch your ideas | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3257 | Mi casa su vinyasa. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3258 | It doesn't matter if you're Turkish, you still have to use a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3259 | "If it don't fit, you must split". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3260 | Your bath towel would have been sufficient. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3261 | You got a lot of swag. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3262 | The "Aladdin" auditions are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3263 | I'm sorry, sir, but the management asks that we reserve all superiority complexes for the Republican debates. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3264 | I assume you are new at this. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3265 | Yes, it's because of my wool allergy - well derrrr | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3266 | I still don't think Team Backgammon will ever become an Olympic sport! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3267 | You're obviously compensating for something. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3268 | Yes, you can do all your exercises facing Mecca. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3269 | Magic carpets are not allowed! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3270 | No one wants to hang at your pad. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3271 | Dump her in the swamp, but hurry back. Bikram starts in five. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3272 | Fine, as long as it's Tibetan. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3273 | Yes, we have a group rate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3274 | Sorry, there's a bigger class on Tuesdays. And were having small retreats on the weekends...if you have a placemat feel free to join. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3275 | No, you idiot, does this look like Hulk Hogan lives here?" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3276 | You gonna take your big rug 'n leave?" "Nah, 'ma stay | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3277 | You are in the wrong place. The flying carpet studio is on the roof. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3278 | That's not what Persian yoga means. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3279 | #sisalruglife? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3280 | I thought your kind was open-minded. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3281 | Sorry - we have a magic carpet ban. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3282 | I'm concerned it might make some of the men feel inadequate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3283 | I BELIEVE YOU ARE LOOKINGFOR THE CLEOPATRA YOGA STUDIO... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3284 | Hot yoga doesn't mean you're supposed to bring things to get warm. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3285 | Here's the deal, you pay the fee, you buy the mat and, then I don't care what you do. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3286 | I basically live here also | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3287 | Namaste! I feel that it's karma that brought you to the?? Namaste! I believe it was karma that you found us through our latest groupon offer. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3288 | A 'yoga mat on steroids' may miss the point. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3289 | "Carpetbagger" is written all over you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3290 | Yes yoga is meant for natural turf. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3291 | Love it-but not the right size. Can you cut it, re-dye it, lower the price by 50% and deliver to my home for free? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3292 | Are you sure you've never been here before? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3293 | Is this the place for bowing training? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3294 | No Matt, as a matter of fact, a rug is not acceptable as a substitute for a mat. How about that! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3295 | No, a yoga mat. Not a flying carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3296 | Thanks for leaving the beer keg outside. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3297 | I'm glad you could make it Cleo. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3298 | It's okay as long as you can take everyone in the class to A Whole New World. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3299 | Unfortunately, we don't admit posers | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3300 | magic carpets don't work here | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3301 | This is what you called a mat! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3302 | This studio isn't "area rug" freindly | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3303 | Namaste and chill later? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3304 | You are not making me 'Home Goods happy.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3305 | I'm sorry - we don't have a family group rate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3306 | I don't know where you go the idea, but I can assure you; there is NO such thing as Doubles Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3307 | Donald, I wasn't questioning your size. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3308 | No, you were misinformed. We don't do industrial yoga here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3309 | Mandy never believed in love at first sight; she had only gone to class to stretch and relax, but she was completely intrigued and smitten with Steve's concept of wall to wall yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3310 | We don't learn how to fly in the first class, Aladdin | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3311 | this class is about transcending our ego, not whose got the biggest mat | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3312 | You're going to need a smaller mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3313 | Perhaps you'd like a partner...or two..? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3314 | When I said "you should just roll with it," that's not what I meant. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3315 | So you're telling me if I put the yoga mats in water, they become Persian rugs? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3316 | You are zeroing in but keep toning down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3317 | Are you rolling out the fella who 'bowed down' too much?! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3318 | Does your life coach know anything about yoga? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3319 | No Babu, the flying carpet class is on Thursdays | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3320 | You know what to do with the body...and you can keep the rug | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3321 | Why?! Because this yoga is about bowing down to your inner self, not everyone in your neighborhood! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3322 | Are you Alladin Sane? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3323 | It's not just the size that counts. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3324 | I'm not sure it's relevant that the rug store was going out of business. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3325 | Will you feel comfortable with our approach to yoga? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3326 | Trump is not welcomed here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3327 | You do look like a rugged individualist, I'll say that! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3328 | The Blue Collar Yoga Tour is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3329 | I'm aware that hemp has many uses, but Panama Red is going a little far in this case... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3330 | Exactly, how many of you, are there? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3331 | Do you have a bank account to match? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3332 | You're here for a class. You're not entertaining. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3333 | Flying class is at 6:30 | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3334 | You're looking for the Sicilian yoga studio next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3335 | Your choice, but real men use foam. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3336 | You were asked to bring a mat for Yoga, not a rug for sleeping. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3337 | I hope you didnt bring our downward facing dog too? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3338 | Don't join this class, because you can't even bring the right equipment. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3339 | The Widespread Panic concert is in the park across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3340 | The La-Z-Boy class is in studio 2. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3341 | I'm sorry - we don't accept posers | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3342 | The Discount Oriental Rug Emporium is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3343 | Nama-leave, please. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3344 | Can we start now, or do we need to make more concessions to your masculinity? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3345 | Because our people come from Lilliput, son. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3346 | We don't do downward facing jog. And that's a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3347 | Sorry, yoga is not a competition sport and a bigger mat doesn't help. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3348 | Will you be meditating or flying today, sir? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3349 | Nama-DON'T stay... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3350 | Girl: " What are you even doing?" Boy: "Yoga!" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3351 | Is your exercise buddy in there? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3352 | Just a word of caution - our membership rates vary by mat size. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3353 | I think your looking for Boogie Down Yoga across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3354 | Yoga in 'Merica | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3355 | Sorry sir, our insurance doesn't cover carpet burns. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3356 | "IMats here rugs/.carpet/home. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3357 | You can stretch the full length? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3358 | The 'Yoga for Beginners' class meets down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3359 | Your dating profile said: "Yoga Master." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3360 | I think you meant to deliver that to the hot yoga studio down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3361 | Your nap-time will be scheduled after you finish your milk and cookies. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3362 | I see you've mastered the corpse pose | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3363 | When I told you yoga could be just as rugged as football, this isn't what I had in mind | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3364 | Sorry, you just missed our Rugrats class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3365 | Sir, you are here blatantly for the yoga pants. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3366 | Sir , It's Bow Down not Bedouin Yoga . | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3367 | I'm sorry that removing the whole carpet was kind of a big stretch. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3368 | What makes you think a comfortable rug will help you find your Karma? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3369 | its time to do yoga like a real man | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3370 | Global warming is coming, so l'm striking while l can. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3371 | We have loaner mats. You can't bring your blankee. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3372 | You show-off! I bet you think you could run for president someday. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3373 | Sure, we can cure your backache. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3374 | Those socks are all wrong. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3375 | FYI this is a yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3376 | Gear may BE overrated, but really!--the lobby runner? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3377 | What do you have in there....Cleopatra? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3378 | Our advanced class is in the next room. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3379 | I voted for Donald Trump | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3380 | I don't care that Mr. Trump can only use a "Persian", we don't allow those anymore' We've sent all our "0rientals " back to their original countries. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3381 | You know what they say about men who carry big mats | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3382 | You have small hands | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3383 | Do I look like someone who would order a Persian carpet? (Italics on the word "look".) | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3384 | It might be a little ticklish at the end. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3385 | I don't care what Trump says. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3386 | Your pickup line is a bit literal... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3387 | I don't care what its street value is, that's not what we mean by 'hot yoga.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3388 | This is a magic carpet...all who share it will fly through yoga....guaranteed! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3389 | I'm sorry, as a standing rule we generally don't let our students use carpet tacks or glue for enhanced traction, but we'll take the use of duct tape under advisement. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3390 | I'm here for the advanced beginner yoga class | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3391 | I see you're comfortable wearing a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3392 | And I suppose your partner is on a role, too | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3393 | Sorry, we are no longer accepting Groupon | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3394 | Outside! And take that dirty rug and smirk with you | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3395 | I'm not sure this is what they meant by "stick to the minimum amount." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3396 | We have enough insurance for people who fall down that much. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3397 | The bro-ga class meets on Tuesdays. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3398 | Do you just carry that around town so everyone knows you're a professional mover? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3399 | I've had it with man-spreading | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3400 | I said "Namaste" not "No mats stay." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3401 | Fly home on your magic carpet, and don't come back without a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3402 | It's not the size of the mat that's important. It's how you use it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3403 | Please don't bring it again. It smells like one too many downward dogs. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3404 | I hear yoga takes you to A Whole New World. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3405 | I don't care if it is a 'magical carpet', it stinks! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3406 | I'm old school | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3407 | 2 words: Rug Burn. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3408 | Yes, I remember you well from Overachievers Anonymous. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3409 | this is yoga, not carpet weaving | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3410 | I'm here to do floor work. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3411 | The Stand and Deliver Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3412 | I'm afraid to say this is 816 Oak Avenue, not 816 Oak Street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3413 | Your first lesson: there is no "I" in "Bow Down." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3414 | No, the flyer stated free 'Spring Fling Yoga Class', not "Free Spring Training Yoga Class'. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3415 | For your information. Yoga is not a spectator sport. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3416 | I ORDERED A 2' BY 4', NOT AN 8' BY 10' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3417 | I'm sorry, but we cannot accept any more new students as the class is full. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3418 | Just like a guy. You have to have the biggest one. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3419 | , we do not accept advanced students | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3420 | Sorry, kid. EBay lied. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3421 | The river is two blocks down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3422 | I'm going to give you an amazing discount coupon at Lulumon. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3423 | Yes, size does matter in Yoga, but lose the rug! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3424 | How can you expect people to relax when they know you only paid the regular price? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3425 | ...and my name is Princess Jasmine but it's still too big! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3426 | I assume you have a very large pick up truck to carry all your 'masculinity' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3427 | Don't judge, I came from work. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3428 | The spirit within me can't believe the spirit within you is here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3429 | That’s nice, but in this space we’re more interested in the authenticity of your selfhood. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3430 | This will make yoga great again. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3431 | You're about to learn the 'upward salute' stance. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3432 | You anti-yogite bastard. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3433 | Overcompensating. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3434 | You are going to get carpet burn when we do the Up Dog pose using that thing. Billy's response was "What's Up Dog?" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3435 | I don't care if it's from India. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3436 | So the only practice you've had is the 7th inning stretch? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3437 | But I'm a beginner | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3438 | Come back when you get your ahankara in check. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3439 | We don't do mat envy at yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3440 | If you want to impress women, next time just do the stretches without grunting | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3441 | Sorry, Hot Rug Re-Weaving went out of business months ago. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3442 | Workers Comp Power Yogee meet in the construction studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3443 | We're not your outfit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3444 | You're embarrassing me again! I said that the magic carpet ride was AFTER the yoga session. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3445 | Prepare to share, or the rug will be pulled out from under you. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3446 | Persian Yoga is On the Next Block . | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3447 | You say you're an intermediate to advanced level?? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3448 | Well, look who the dog drug in. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3449 | Are you planning to extend your yoga positions to three times the usual time? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3450 | I don’t care if disallowing an Indian rug is antithetical. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3451 | Wow. You're, like, so authentic. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3452 | Take a deep breath, then tell me what on earth you were thinking. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3453 | Something in the rug angers our chakras. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3454 | Take your "Y"oga chromosome, and get your big asana outta here, Buster! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3455 | Unfortunately for you one of the jobs I worked during college was stadium security. I'd say 12 beers and 2 bags of chips...? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3456 | You haven't seen Cleopatra around either? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3457 | That's good. A rug is better than a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3458 | Perhaps you're taking this "need my own space" thing too far ? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3459 | No, we don't have a spectator section. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3460 | This is Bow Down Yoga Class. Bow Down Agony is next to the out-patient clinic. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3461 | You can't smoke that in here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3462 | Manspreading is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3463 | You can't light that up in here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3464 | The rug department is upstairs | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3465 | Is that dreadful rug an indicator of your political views? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3466 | Okay, you're very rugged. Ha, ha. Now get lost. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3467 | 'You want to ride that thing to Cleveland? That is wrong on so many levels " | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3468 | Yoga For Guys Named Colton is on Wednesdays, Colton. Would you mind coming back tomorrow? The instructor you like will be here: the guy who plays Social Distortion and still uses "gay" as a pejorative. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3469 | You'll never increase your libido wearing those shoes! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3470 | Your magic carpet will only make you soft and lost in here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3471 | Could it be that you are using your yoga mat compensate for the size of your "hands"? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3472 | Sorry, Cleopatra didn't sign up for this session. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3473 | and does it have underlay ? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3474 | I suggest that you take your Yogi Bear sleeping bag, and your power nap elsewhere. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3475 | The new student promotion also throws in a few lamps too. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3476 | Sorry ---- this is a no frills zone. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3477 | Sorry...no larger than 4 X 3, one color and no intrusive designs. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3478 | Unroll my student and leave before I call the police. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3479 | Capitalist foo1! Already have missile plans! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3480 | Please carpet the whole place - Don't know why we didn't do this years ago. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3481 | I know you're a rugged guy, but this is ridiculous. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3482 | I think you are looking for the Persian restaurant next door | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3483 | ``You appear crude, even vulgar. But if you can breathe and relax when ordered, you'll find only love at Bow Down.'' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3484 | No, chakras do not come in chocolate, strawberry, or vanilla. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3485 | I believe your delivery is for Chow Down Yogurt on 63rd. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3486 | I've recently lost a lot of weight. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3487 | No. I can't teach you to fly it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3488 | No.....we don't rugs here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3489 | I'm sorry sir but we don't need a new carpet, but a new mat will do. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3490 | Think small. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3491 | This is not a floor show. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3492 | If that's shag, I want you in front of everyone. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3493 | Overcompensating for something? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3494 | Yes, it matches the drapes, but you took those too. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3495 | We accept all faiths, make sure your rug is facing East. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3496 | What Ivy League school failed to teach you the difference? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3497 | We are not interested in making yoga great again. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3498 | By any chance have you seen the movie"Room"? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3499 | leave it to you to bring a rug to a yoga class | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3500 | It's for my down dog. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3501 | In America we only use certified non-slip yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3502 | And don't come back until you promise to stop wearing cotton | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3503 | It won't work, Bozo. I know Sue Ellen is in there. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3504 | I don't care if it is a magic carpet; it won't help you with the difficult poses. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3505 | No, the UFC practice center is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3506 | Sorry, Chow Down Yoga closed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3507 | Did you want restorative or remedial? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3508 | I think you got my order wrong - I ordered a Persian yoga mat, not carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3509 | Really, Honey, Size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3510 | Wrong workout session, bro... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3511 | The sign says, "No baseball caps." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3512 | There's no room for manspreading down the eightfold path. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3513 | I ordered a yoga mat, Matt, not a yoga rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3514 | We can't help you find the rug store that used to be here but we can help you find your center. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3515 | The aerial meditation class is upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3516 | I'm afraid magic won't help you master even the beginning positions. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3517 | I promise to be amazing. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3518 | How many times do I have to tell you, Mr. Hotchkiss, that this is not a team activity. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3519 | It will be safe on the bicycle rack.. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3520 | We get a lot of you guys in January. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3521 | We only admit beginners. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3522 | What do you mean my rug and I aren't "simple" enough? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3523 | Sorry, but mats with fringes aren't allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3524 | No... I will not be your "Jasmine." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3525 | No, Kevin, this is the opposite of 'trying.'' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3526 | I don't care if it was your grandmother's. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3527 | yoga is not a magic carpet ride! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3528 | There you go with your size issues again | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3529 | Go south from here down to Lincoln Boulevard, turn west, then three lights later hang a hard right on 12th. Look for the flashing neon sign: "Hooter's Yoga". Have a nice day. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3530 | You can start by massaging your inner eye. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3531 | I asked for the memory foam rug not the oriental. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3532 | It is required that your mat be decorator approved! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3533 | Beginning Yoga starts next week. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3534 | Yes, but Aladdin never thought downward dog was a resting position | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3535 | Thanks, but I think that you ought to try Craigslist. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3536 | I bring my own mat, it's hypoallergenic. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3537 | Feeling beautiful comes from confidence. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3538 | I admire your initiative, but it's still no towel no workout. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3539 | Aladdin just left on another magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3540 | You are not moving in. This is just an hour class! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3541 | Men always think it's about size. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3542 | So, what was swept under it? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3543 | Way too big, and it probably has cooties. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3544 | Sorry but you can't get a group discount using that. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3545 | Look, Matt, it was just an affectionate nickname. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3546 | What do you mean my mat is too big? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3547 | My downward dog is a Great Dane. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3548 | It's not the size of your mat! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3549 | Who ordered the Lu Lu Lemon Antique Collection? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3550 | We only take plastic. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3551 | I think your mantra is defective. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3552 | That better not be my great grandmother's Persian rug that has been passed down for generations! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3553 | Sorry, Mr. von Bode is in the 4 o'clock class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3554 | Are you looking for the Subway bread factory depository? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3555 | I'm guessing this is your first yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3556 | What did you bring to yoga class today, Cleopatra? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3557 | It's not that you're wrong... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3558 | Oh, hi Monty. Did you leave Sasquatch in the car again? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3559 | I'm very sorry sir but we don't have a first-class section. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3560 | Since I consider myself the Lance Armstrong of yoga, it's definitely not about the mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3561 | You'll get to like the hard floor. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3562 | Your reluctance to go barefoot tells me you're a newcomer. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3563 | We don't allow man spread in our yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3564 | Fine, but next week its 'namaste at home' for you and the rug, Carl | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3565 | Let's just say you have the aura of a Trump supporter! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3566 | Our beginner's class meets in the Second Ave Y. It's three blocks west. If you hurry you won't miss too much. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3567 | Where should I put my area mat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3568 | No manspreading here either! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3569 | You're with the movers? The office is straight ahead. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3570 | You needn't compensate here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3571 | Contrary to popular misinformation, it is not the carpet that transports you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3572 | I'll pass on the magic carpet ride. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3573 | Since you've joined us, my mat wants to sacrifice what it is for what it could become. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3574 | Outside. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3575 | Ok, we require proper attire and there's a 'no carpet' rule. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3576 | You've got the wrong place you're misappropriating a different culture. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3577 | What, you got a real flexible body rolled up in there? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3578 | An Oriental rug isn't going to make Yoga any easier! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3579 | I don't believe in magic carpets. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3580 | I was a boy scout, ma'am. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3581 | Yes sir, I realize you don’t go anywhere without your ‘ruggie,’ but you really need a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3582 | Is Jasmine teaching today's class ? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3583 | It's snow big thing. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3584 | Sorry to rub your nose in it, but your downward dog needs work. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3585 | I thought this was the try outs for Aladdin 2. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3586 | Why such a big mat? You have a small behind! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3587 | You've brought me the wrong mat peasant, be gone. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3588 | Is that a Trump yoga mat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3589 | Lululemon? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3590 | you are going to love how much lighter yoga makes you feel my friend. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3591 | No, I haven't seen Sylvia, but she owes us for last week's lesson. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3592 | You misheard. They said "Make your thoughts big." Not "Make your THINGS big. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3593 | One of my uncles is a Moslem! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3594 | The told me that my membership in Magic Carpet Yoga was transferable. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3595 | No, Yogi Berra was not a founder and you may take that patch back to right field where you found it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3596 | You can put Mr. Trump's mat by the window. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3597 | This isn't dance class sir. All rugs must be pre-cut. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3598 | We don't encourage it, but if it makes you feel at home..... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3599 | "That's not what I meant when I said: "size MATters.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3600 | "What do you mean you killed your wife"? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3601 | It doesn't matter if she lets you roll her up at home, this is not an accepted position in this yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3602 | Put her out back for now. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3603 | I'm cool with the mat, but lose the shoes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3604 | I go in style | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3605 | No, this is Bow Down Yoga. Down Cow Yoga’s on E 59th St. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3606 | We can certainly help with your balance problem. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3607 | Take some relaxation breaths...then shell out for the gear. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3608 | Very simply, because vinyl mats have been used for millennia. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3609 | You were misinformed. This is not a mosque. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3610 | Sorry, the Low-Bob Yoga is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3611 | No, hot yoga does not mean you're supposed to get rug burns. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3612 | You go home and I'll go om. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3613 | No, this is "Bow Down" Yoga --- "F#@K YOU!" Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3614 | @#$%&! manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3615 | What I said was 'we do our yoga exercises on the floor, please bring a rug' but, but..... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3616 | This is no place for a magic carpet Al! Why can't you be tedious like the rest of us? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3617 | Do you see our logo? We want sleek. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3618 | er, the magic about yoga is not in the carpet... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3619 | Yo, broheim - bro-ga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3620 | Fair trade? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3621 | This is one I pulled earlier. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3622 | No, man spreading isn't a yoga pose. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3623 | Take the elevator to Roof for Magic Carpet Yoga. And in the future, wear a fez or a turban. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3624 | Do you lift weights on your carpet? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3625 | Is that my delivery of all natural free trade organic yoga mats? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3626 | We haven't had a mosque here since the Bush administration. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3627 | Aladdin's flying carpet repair shop is two blocks east. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3628 | The lotus position on a K-Mart rug cannot release your cosmic aura. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3629 | I'm sorry but no, we don't teach manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3630 | You can do other things on your rug but not yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3631 | Spinning is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3632 | Sorry, but we are not allowing any Persian carpets in until we can figure out what is going on. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3633 | No, western yoga does not include a lounge chair and tv. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3634 | I see you're new to yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3635 | The flying club is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3636 | Let me guess...Your downward facing dog is a pit bull. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3637 | This is my fetish. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3638 | I know this is supposed to be a couple's activity, but just pretend you are here alone, ok? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3639 | Yes, I am delighted to learn your dog would not move her asana and join us. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3640 | Sorry, we have no qualified instructors for the 'seventh inning stretch.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3641 | No, wearing Lululemon is not required, but we are going to think less of you for looking like that. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3642 | It may very well be a vintage hoverboard but it's still banned. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3643 | I didn't know they served burritos here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3644 | This is the Bow Down Yoga Studio, not The Yogi Bear Show. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3645 | When I said that we were going to be be practicing the corpse pose today I didn't mean literally. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3646 | It's not the carpet. It's the hat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3647 | No judgment, but why are you frowning? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3648 | The magic carpet shop is down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3649 | If you could refrain from shuffling around and zapping the other students next time, that would be great. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3650 | Not what I meant by 'feel the burn'. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3651 | Just try not to hurt yourself doing supta badhass konasana | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3652 | I don't know if sun salutations are more effective if you are hovering above ground. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3653 | Trust me, I sweat a lot. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3654 | Size doesn't really matter here, Mr. Trump. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3655 | I'm sorry there is no such thing as 'super size' yoga | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3656 | I don't care if its made of all natural fibers. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3657 | Are your hands large enough to unroll that thing? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3658 | You do realize that shoes and socks are not acceptable | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3659 | Magic later; come back with a yoga mat and then suspension. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3660 | Leave your hang ups at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3661 | I get it: you're angry with the donor-class Yoga establishment. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3662 | Downward dog is not the same as downward mobility. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3663 | Make yourself at home, Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3664 | The carpet beater class is next door | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3665 | Aren't you being a tad bit excessive? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3666 | I don't believe The Donald's ego is enrolled in this class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3667 | Flight leaves in four minutes. $50 surcharge for overweight baggage. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3668 | First you hog the bed, and now the floor. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3669 | Sure, I will go on a magic carpet ride with you the day Helaree votes for Trimp! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3670 | Yes, in some cases size does matter but not with yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3671 | What happens when couples can't agree on an exercise. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3672 | I also want to be able to do yoga in my living room. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3673 | Is that for you or the Ganesha? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3674 | I'm Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3675 | I know you're not Turkish, Fred, so no, you can't use that rug for your yoga session. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3676 | No, Trump is not a member of this class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3677 | No, we can't turn that into a flying carpet, but we might be able to get it to levitate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3678 | We are a different kind of ashram, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3679 | Purana gharana? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3680 | I understand that the fringe make you feel more comfortable. We don't judge here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3681 | One's mat is not for carrying one's inner self, Biff. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3682 | No carpets, you little rug-rat! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3683 | A mat is not a status symbol here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3684 | You must be compensating for something | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3685 | I don't know where to start. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3686 | A prayer rug is acceptable if you point it toward Mecca! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3687 | This is my Bear rug, from my recent hunting expedition--I'm dedicating my practice to the Bear's spirit. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3688 | I don't know... just throw her skinny ass in the East River, or a dumpster. Do I have to do EVERYTHING around here? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3689 | No sir, we do NOT recognize Downward Facing Mastiff here! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3690 | We don't allow rugged types here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3691 | Sorry, no shortcuts and no magic carpets. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3692 | No, the oriental rug cleaner is across the street. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3693 | A traditional yoga mat is required. I don't care if you expand when you sweat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3694 | "Thank you for coming, but beginners' class was yesterday." For the finalists in the issue of March 7, 2016 I wish to submit an honorable mention: Trump's tower looks even bigger from here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3695 | This is the skinny mat session. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3696 | My recliner is in the car. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3697 | Take a free yoga mat? Namaste with my rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3698 | Just so you know, they don’t play “Take me out to the ball game” for music. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3699 | You can't bring that in here, Doobie. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3700 | Nice reclaimed mat, where'd you get it, your grandmother's house? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3701 | You're right, sir, Yoga originated in Asia - but your mat is still inappropriate and, frankly, offensive. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3702 | Students shouting, 'we're not worthy' will be asked to leave. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3703 | No, Aladdin doesn't teach here, anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3704 | I don't care if he's leading in all the polls, everyone ise the same size mat | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3705 | I was hoping to share. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3706 | I feel at home on the ball field, so I brought a piece of the outfield with me. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3707 | I thought you said you did Yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3708 | Look, I know it's a popular class and crowded. But when I said you should stake out a piece of turf, I did not mean literally! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3709 | I dont know where you can get it cleaned | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3710 | Hey, my spot, blanket! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3711 | Pee pads would help more with your downward facing dog | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3712 | Aladdin, that outfit doesn't fool anyone | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3713 | Irene are you in there ? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3714 | The Aladdin Sky Flight class is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3715 | Make this his final downward dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3716 | We were all moved by The Room, sir, but you really can leave at any time. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3717 | Sorry I'm a bit late. I brought my mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3718 | Just because always say Namaste doesn't mean you're not in Maya. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3719 | I'd recommend we start with something that will clear the Republican Debates out of your chakras. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3720 | We focus on silent judging here. Passive agressive yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3721 | Sorry, we don't have space for someone who wants to use us as a take-off and landing pad. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3722 | I'm on a budget. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3723 | I don't care if it's big enough for everyone to share. You still can't get high in the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3724 | I'm just not sure you'd fit in. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3725 | You might be interested in the thousand session package | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3726 | I don't care if it's magic, you won't fly through this class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3727 | It's the seventh inning stretch that makes yoga so like baseball. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3728 | Only if you're not paying in Lira as well. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3729 | I'm Kleopatra, not Cleopatra. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3730 | You ordered a mat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3731 | Sure bigger matters. But not in yoga mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3732 | Great…another middle-aged "dude" who thinks my studio needs a rug to tie everything together. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3733 | I think you want Aladdin's Studio next door. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3734 | No, Brian. I do not want to share. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3735 | Oh, I'm sorry, Magic Carpet Flow was at 9. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3736 | Our 'not-hot' yoga class doesn't meet until 4. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3737 | Does it come with a fireplace? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3738 | Did the Maharishi give you a receipt when you bought this rug from him? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3739 | Maybe your coach was only kidding when he told you downward-facing dog would help your game? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3740 | I bow to your wish. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3741 | No, John, I meant ‘corpse pose’ figuratively. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3742 | BYOM stands for mat, not mite infested dusty old throw rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3743 | You might find Jumpin' Jack's Gym down the street a better fit. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3744 | Not here, the magic carpet yoga class is on the roof! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3745 | When a bundle of yoga mats falls off the back of a truck, come see me again. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3746 | Your mat is simply too large. Please stop calling me "inflexible". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3747 | Shoes off, please. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3748 | The idea of yogi is to relax. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3749 | Its complicated | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3750 | What did I tell you about holding rugs like that? People might think you're a gun toting terrorist. Or worse... a Republican. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3751 | He said. Take any rug in the house | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3752 | Down your dog, why don't you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3753 | You have to stop asking the girls to join your "magic mat." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3754 | There is too a difference between a rug and a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3755 | No, you can not do Yoga and your daily prayers at the same time. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3756 | No, I'm not interested in a magic carpet ride..." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3757 | If you came here to pray, you must bring a smaller rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3758 | I just watched "The Big Lebowski." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3759 | Is my penis bothering you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3760 | Please don't make the light within me kick the light within you's ass. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3761 | I'll trade you... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3762 | Delivery? Oh, the coroner is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3763 | The gift shop is doun sairs if you don't know. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3764 | My wife and kids are joining me in a bit | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3765 | You're gonna feel a lot better, but you're not gonna fly. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3766 | "You must be a Republican". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3767 | Get Down Dawg | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3768 | Try Hemp Yoga down the street. Sir, our yoga is rayon based. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3769 | Sit on my face. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3770 | Namaste, Millenial. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3771 | I don't care how much you loved your old dog, you can't use his bed as an exercise mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3772 | Sorry sir your rug is too big and your shorts are too loose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3773 | Before we start lets talk about expectations | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3774 | I see you don't know the difference between a rug and a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3775 | Before yoga mat was invented. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3776 | We're not going to roll out the red carpet to accommodate you here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3777 | Henry, I never doubted that your's is bigger than mine. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3778 | Tube socks with stripes went out in the 1980s, you really need to leave. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3779 | Sorry, Oriental Yoga is two doors down. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3780 | No ... Full Prostration Yoga is around the corner. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3781 | Everyone knows that this is Nancy's spot. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3782 | That is not a yoga mat its a mat for the woods get out of my class. I didn't have any money to afford new one though. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3783 | ..I believe you sir, but the studio just doesn't need a "magic-carpet" at this time. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3784 | Polow Yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3785 | Yes, yoga is a type of magic carpet ride, isn't it? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3786 | Only if you can disinfect it after every use. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3787 | You're late. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3788 | Bigger is not better Zen. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3789 | This isn't a dance studio, but you're going to have to cut the rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3790 | Are you as flexible as Trump? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3791 | You just took the 'relaxation' out of 'relaxation technique'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3792 | Your dog still needs to remain outside the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3793 | Let me guess. This is your first day at yoga! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3794 | The Grateful Dead singalong is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3795 | No dear we do not want to try your flying carpet!!!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3796 | Sorry--flying carpet yoga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3797 | You will never reach Nirvana with that thing. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3798 | no thanks. that sounds like too many crouching crotches. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3799 | Oh, now I get it...you were talking about your mat! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3800 | I don't care how special it is, Aladdin. It exceeds the allotted floor space | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3801 | I believe you have the wrong studio. Magic Carpet yoga is just down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3802 | Have you considered magic carpet flight school? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3803 | That doesn't look like it's from Lululemon... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3804 | It's not funny anymore! She's a collector on the 5th floor! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3805 | So welcome to your first hot yoga class, Bill. Looks like you are a sweater. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3806 | " I came prepared to stay all day". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3807 | That will be perfect for when we get to the downward dining-table position. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3808 | So, are we ever gonna meet this friend of yours, Cleopatra? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3809 | Big feet, big hands, really big mat. Yeah, I get it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3810 | A flying carpet? Good take on levitation! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3811 | Welcome. And may the force be with you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3812 | Thanks for coming to today's doga class, but next week you must bring your dog to participate. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3813 | Hummer or Bimmer? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3814 | Let's put mine on top of yours. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3815 | I was here first Mr. Jones, so no, I won’t share your ‘rug’, and no, I most certainly have no plans of ‘doing’ the setu bandha position with you. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3816 | Chipotle delivers? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3817 | I'm just saying, there may be an issue with finding your inner balance. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3818 | The unintended consequence of improving our relationship with Iran. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3819 | Today we will tackle Downward Dog, next week...manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3820 | It's OK, everyone looks great in yoga pants. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3821 | Namaste Lance. You are the first Texan to try our Groupon. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3822 | We are not trying to smuggle weapons here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3823 | #matenvy | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3824 | More male ego - " Your mat is bigger than my mat." Not appropriate! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3825 | Not here you're thinking of yogurt | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3826 | I don't want to practice my downward dog pose next to a rug that smells like dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3827 | This class is 'waiting room only.' Just like your rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3828 | I'm sorry, but we are no longer allowed to practice the Thief of Bagdad pose due to FAA regulations. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3829 | M A T. Not R U G. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3830 | Please take your shoes off before coming in to the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3831 | We don't do that kind of stretching. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3832 | No Al…I won't ride your magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3833 | Your revolution is over, Mr. Lebowski. Condolences. The bums lost. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3834 | The sneakers are fine, the socks are fine, the shorts are fine, the long sleeves are fine, the big rug is fine, but the Trump hat has to go. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3835 | I'm calling you off the carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3836 | Hug on a rug is not a yoga exercise. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3837 | Even if we did levitation that would be cheating. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3838 | mat" not "Matt | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3839 | It can't make your team win. But you will care less if they lose. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3840 | ...And take off your cap, too. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3841 | I know they all look plain, but I'm still not interested! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3842 | Does this look like a rug store to you? | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 3843 | Namaste! Looks as though you're all ready for Tree Pose." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3844 | Also, downward dog does not involve actual hounds. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3845 | Who? King Kong is coming?! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3846 | No, this is about exercise, not obedience. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3847 | You can use it, but your knees are going to hate cobra pose. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3848 | Even if you have expanded your consciousness, you do not need such a large yoga mat that looks more like a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3849 | That will not tie this room together dude. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3850 | Cool, yoga carpet. Can you install it wall to wall? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3851 | With all due respect for your religious freedom, prayer rugs don't meet our yoga mat policy! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3852 | Carpet bombing? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3853 | Do you plan on doing a lot of sweating today? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3854 | Yoga Cartwheels is in the Annex. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3855 | where are the forty thieves? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3856 | The Third-Age Yoga Studio is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3857 | No, just hot yoga. Try 31st between Park and Lex for Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3858 | You may ruin this nice Persian rug in this class! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3859 | No, Mr. Trump, size really doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3860 | You must be here to see Oprah. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3861 | So, appears you can't spell Bedouin. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3862 | Don't worry. I'll stand with you in your vulnerability. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3863 | Take it to the dumps. The hard wood, floor refinisher is coming in the morning and get you Kids out of here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3864 | Is there a small boy wrapped in that rug? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3865 | Sorry, no Afghans allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3866 | No, we have no interest in a used magic carpet ! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3867 | You don't have to go home, but you can't stretch here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3868 | The latest from Lulu Lemon | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3869 | The beginning Persian class doesn't start until 10. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3870 | Sir, the belly dancing class is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3871 | No, Imma Stay is not our greeting. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3872 | The victim's blood evidently was not "O" Positive, so we can't accept the donation! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3873 | Sorry, but for our next class, that needs to Namaste at home. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3874 | Yeah, so, big carpets and yoga don't mix. Just ask lululemon. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3875 | We have rules! One person on a mat, not an entire little league on one mat. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3876 | No I do not believe in Bigfoot and no he cannot use your Groupon. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3877 | You can't do yoga on a flying carpet! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3878 | You can shag at home, not here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3879 | For the last time, sir...there is no way you can do yoga in those shorts. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3880 | Our mat policy doesn't stretch that far. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3881 | You know 'Throw Back Thursday' only occurs on social media, right? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3882 | There's a body in there. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3883 | I understand you're a "Big Dog" but this is Bow Down Yoga not Bow Wow Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3884 | I think there was a misunderstanding. You were asked to bring a yoga mat, not a yoga carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3885 | First, I'll lead you though the nasty rug farewell pose, then the new mat salutation. Namaste? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3886 | I'm telling you again, there is no Julius Ceasar here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3887 | Sorry, we have a dress and mat code here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3888 | Oh, did you bring your grandma's yoga mat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3889 | So you're the Billy Elliot of yoga, huh? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3890 | The shag lessons are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3891 | If I give you my phone number then promise you'll stop coming here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3892 | No matt, eh? No matter. It's namas day. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3893 | Well, OK, but only because you drive a Subaru. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3894 | ... and secondly it's namaste, not "what the hey". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3895 | It's Bikram with a mat, not Berber with a rug | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3896 | Not in my class—unless it's fair trade, of course. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3897 | Men who wear ball caps and white socks are not welcome here. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3898 | You said bring a mat you could fit a body on right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3899 | No, we do not serve wings. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3900 | The doobie competition is down the road. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3901 | And exactly where is this so-called permit to remove the instructor? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3902 | You're looking for die in the wool yoga | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3903 | Did you know there's a boy in there? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3904 | Sorry, no frat mats allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3905 | This is the Hatha Yoga class. Mutha Yoga starts in two hours. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3906 | No, I'm not interested in your endorsement once your campaign fails. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3907 | I see you're taking oriental culture seriously. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3908 | Like, no, I don't want to smoke it later. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3909 | Spray it down before you leave. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3910 | I knew Amazon would mess up my order for mats. This is an Axminster. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3911 | When I said "bring your rug," I meant the one on your head." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3912 | No, this is not the "Room" sequel pitch session. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3913 | Look - if trump can be elected president, I can say no afghan ...rugs | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3914 | It's yoga and not yogart and no you can't sit and gawk for a while. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3915 | Sure. And I have Antony in mine. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3916 | You just don't have that special Bow Down Yoga attitude. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3917 | I think you'll need your carpet at the boxing ring next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3918 | Could you please center it? And yourself? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3919 | No, Kama Sutra class is in Studio B. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3920 | Is there a lamp in there too? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3921 | I'm afraid you exceed our minimalism, attitude and materialism guidelines. Good day Mr. Smith. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3922 | you only need a mat not a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3923 | We just don't have anything in common Kyle. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3924 | I'm kinda old school... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3925 | I know we said we'd do more stuff together but... | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3926 | You really know how to spin a yarn, Henry. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3927 | This is New York, people don't LIVE in that big of an area. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3928 | Honey, this "Make America Great Again!" thing has gone far enough. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3929 | Nobody needs their carpet laid. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3930 | The spread eagle is not a yoga pose. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3931 | No 'flying carpet' is needed for Yogic flying. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3932 | I'm so sorry, this image just isn't going to work for us. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3933 | Look what the shaggy dog dragged in. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3934 | I agree.....Bikram may work with a flying carpet.......but we're too close to LaGuardia. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3935 | I'm sorry. "Bow Down" does not condone rugged individualism. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3936 | Harold, I don't think this relationship is going to work. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3937 | I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to leave. It's not the Oriental, it's the normcore. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3938 | Only if it is a Lululemon carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3939 | FLYING CARPETS YOGA is two blocks up the hill. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3940 | Well, you brought a water bottle, right? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3941 | No, our allotment of floor space is not based on the gender pay gap. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3942 | I saw you driving in. That's a very nice Porsche convertible. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3943 | The auditions for Anthony and Cleopatra are next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3944 | When I said doggy down to you, I was -not- referring to a yoga position. Get lost! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3945 | I don't think you get the concept | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3946 | Persian rugs seems to have been quite qui successful with their new campaign strategy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3947 | Is it organic astroturf? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3948 | Really? Not even you are that dumb | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3949 | But that rug really tied the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3950 | I don't care if your name IS Aladin. You lie it! Don't fly it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3951 | I said bring your mat, Mr. Trump, not your rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3952 | Your name is Matt. You’re old school and prefer rugs. Do I have that right, Matt? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3953 | Neanderthal yoga is at 6. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3954 | The term "Double Wide" doesn't apply here.....at all. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3955 | Sorry, "Make Yoga Great Again" is in the next studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3956 | You said get comfortable. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3957 | 'It Ain't Yogi 'Till It's Yoga is across the street.' | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 3958 | Sorry, but it doesn't match the drapes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3959 | Well, well...what have we here? Another vain attempt at compensation? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3960 | You may use your 'magic flying carpet' today. But please get a yoga mat for next time. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3961 | Bigger is not always better! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3962 | No I will not be your Jasmine and take a carpet ride with you! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3963 | Kindergarten is in the next room, wiseguy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3964 | So, by the size of that oversized rug....I have to assume you are voting for Trump? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3965 | So your name's Aladdin. You still can't bring that rug in here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3966 | No, you can't bring your recliner. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3967 | This is a Yoga studio, not a mosque! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3968 | Persian yoga doesn't start until 2:00. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3969 | Oh, just keep it. My Ex, Aladdin, left it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3970 | I’m not your “dude.” | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3971 | What do you think this is--a slumber party? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3972 | This is how I roll! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3973 | Sandra, I respect your opinion but this is my Yogi Bear mat. If we just take a deep breath...and relax...I'm sure we can make this work. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3974 | The flying carpet club meets Thursdays. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3975 | Fine, as long as your downward dog doesn't bite. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3976 | Why do I feel like I just found the " Grey" M&M? I'll call you on the carpet in that corner over there. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3977 | And the miller he has served him worse than that, for he's ground him between two stones. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3978 | What do you mean there's a twenty dollar delivery fee? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3979 | I prefer to use a carpet | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3980 | No, this is Bikrim. Blue Collar Yoga starts at 11. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3981 | I said Yoga met, not biggest mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3982 | Sorry, coach, still a no. But nice improvement over the sod. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3983 | What happens in your man caves stays in your man cave. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3984 | Service entrance is around the back | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3985 | Does this look like 'Yoga for Bros?' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3986 | No, I don't know which direction faces East. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3987 | No, you can't just hang out here with friends. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3988 | You're early for the magic carpet class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3989 | OK, you can use that for a mat. But the 70s socks have got to go. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3990 | The rug sale is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3991 | I guess there's more than one way to carpet-bomb. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3992 | Assume the shag position. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3993 | You have to put it in the dryer. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3994 | Believe me, Bob, nobody will be bending down into your personal space. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3995 | No rule says you can't wear kneepads instead. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3996 | What else was I supposed to put on the non-slip mat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3997 | Look Phil...Unless that's a magic carpet, you're still not going to be able to do the one-handed tree pose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 3998 | Is that my new Persian yoga mat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 3999 | Next time, I want more lotus pose and less genie lamp. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4000 | Let me guess your occupation. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4001 | Sorry, but due to President Trump's executive directive we had to eliminate our liberal "Persian Rug" policy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4002 | They said to bring my own mat and I like my space. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4003 | Sir, unless you intend to use that magic carpet for a party of six or more, please park it at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4004 | Sorry, it's Bow Down, not Boy Town, ladies only. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4005 | Umm, are you here for the course on "sacred masculinity" ? I'm afraid you're a bit early ! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4006 | I said to bring a "mat,"not a "rug." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4007 | Jules, did you see a sign on the door that read 'Dead Nigger Storage'? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4008 | Yogi not included. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4009 | Separately | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4010 | Numiskul. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4011 | No, a yoga rug is NOT LIKE a rugby rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4012 | Uncle Guido says grandma's a little stiff. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4013 | Please tell your Mother this isn't day care, and I know a dining room rug when I see one! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4014 | I have a rug, can I join women's yoga now? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4015 | It's ftom your boyfriend - he thinks your job is making you hard-assed | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4016 | Ommm, you're in my way. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4017 | I'm afraid we can't do anything about your girlfriend's body now. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4018 | I don't care if there was a carpet store here. You still can't return it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4019 | Actually, the rug is cool, but the socks gave to go. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4020 | Actually, Subway doesn't use that chemical in their sandwiches anymore. Yoga mats are safe again. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4021 | Just think of it like I have a seasons ticket to this spot. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4022 | I know you're the only man in the Class but size really does NOT matter. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4023 | So you're The Carpetbagger Yogi? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4024 | You were warned about drinking from that bottle without a guide. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4025 | You are to be congratulated, Bob for living your personal mantra. However, here at Bow Down bigger is not always better. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4026 | Is this where we channel the divine energy of the macrocosm and attain freedom from the cycle of death and rebirth? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4027 | Right, your weird rug and pulled-up socks were the reasons Marcie left you? Sure those weren't reasons 233 + 234? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4028 | I'm sorry, but, this is not about your comfort! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4029 | It's not the size, it's what you do on it. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4030 | Flying carpet class? One flight up. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4031 | No, you can't leave a body here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4032 | Magic carpet rides are being held on the roof. This floor is reserved for relaxation yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4033 | Delivery yoga is in the afternoon. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4034 | ...also a three letter word, yes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4035 | But I'm Persian! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4036 | bad downward dog | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4037 | I understand your name is Matt but that doesn't entitle you to use a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4038 | Roger, yoga is about so much more than who has the bigger rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4039 | What I need is a psychiatrist; I'm twisted. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4040 | So, they call you Mr Big, do they? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4041 | And when will Mr. Trump be arriving? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4042 | The Dude wants his rug back. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4043 | the lay-out-the -rug- and - plotz classs starts next tuesday | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4044 | There is no official mat nor dress code, per se, but not that rug nor those clothes! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4045 | I have a delivery for Cheech and Chong. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4046 | You must be a big poser. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4047 | I've told you before. Downward elephant is the 2pm class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4048 | That's not a yoga mat... THAT'S a yoga mat! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4049 | YOU WANT THE UPPER CRUST OF YOGA,THERE'RE IN THE PENTHOUSE. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4050 | magic carpet or not, its too big for this class | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4051 | And I say you can't nama-'stay'. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4052 | Uh your mat is quite big," "I thought size doesn't matter. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4053 | Dig deep as you contemplate the difference between a rug and a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4054 | Our instructor, Mr Baba, sbould help you overcome your fear of flying! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4055 | Don't you think it is overstretching it to say you are channeling your inner, interior decorator? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4056 | No Turkish rugs or towels allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4057 | No, we don't offer a group rate. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4058 | My downward facing alligator requires a rather large surface area. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4059 | Come on, it's not only functional, it really ties the room together too! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4060 | Size does matter | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4061 | Well, that's one position we don't care to stretch. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4062 | My guess is that you are absurdly over-compensating | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4063 | No, no - I said check out the Magic Carpet Yoga Mat at Anthro. Completely different. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4064 | Honey, you will find competitiveness is not the pathway to Tantra! | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4065 | All are welcome here. You'll have to tell Mr. Trump, no shoes, no platform no exceptions Namaste'. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4066 | I don't care if it's a magic carpet, you can't use it in class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4067 | Coach I know it's a close team, but they all need their own mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4068 | In yoga, bigger is not always better. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4069 | No, this is not a 'friends and family' class! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4070 | Do you want to meet me at the juice bar after class? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4071 | No sir, the shaggy rug would not necessarily improve your performance inside or outside the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4072 | "If that's the living room rug then you are about to do a very realistic Corpse Pose". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4073 | Why did you come here?" "Well...To dance I think. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4074 | Bro, the tailgate yoga center is down the hall. Namaste! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4075 | A Presidents' Day sale is not an excuse for tardiness! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4076 | Rugs are fine, but no hats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4077 | I’m sorry, the “magic carpet” area is not yet cleared for take-off. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4078 | So you're still mad me for showing up with that wicker basket at your game last week? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4079 | Didn't you tell me we were meeting up to go to Antique Roadshow? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4080 | Hopefully, this week when you unroll your mat, a body won't tumble out again. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4081 | They told me I could park in here? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4082 | Donald, bigger isn't always better. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4083 | Your wife told me you'd need some help for your first class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4084 | Footwear needs to be left at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4085 | Just take that back to Walmart. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4086 | I know downward dog makes you feel stupid. But rolling up your rug and going home isn't going to help your balance. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4087 | Mr. Trump's session will be in Studio "B" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4088 | Deliveries in the rear plebian. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4089 | That's not a real Yogi's mat! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4090 | Will you be facing East? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4091 | You know, that thing won't protect you from queefs. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4092 | Meditation is never soft. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4093 | You'll never find the jewel in the lotus with that attitude. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4094 | Sorry bruh, you know the rules: no mids, no Phillies. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4095 | Share your pad? I'm touched. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4096 | The 70's shag remnant is safe but the tube socks have to go ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4097 | Yes, you can stay, but 'Rugby's gotta go. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4098 | Just say no to rugs. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4099 | A little trouble with your downward facing dog again, Robert? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4100 | Don’t let our name mislead you. Bow Down Yoga does not approve of a matt being your “Don’t let our name mislead you. Bow Down Yoga does not approve of a matt being your prayer rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4101 | Elephant yoga? That's two doors down | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4102 | Doing the Lotus Headstand Variation with Bound Legs would impress me -- your merely sitting cross-legged on a 19th century silk Tabriz does not. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4103 | That's not the kind of magic carpet ride I meant. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4104 | Yes, I teach yoga, but I don't have a magic carpet about how you can lose ten pounds. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4105 | What's with the cap? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4106 | Only if the elephant's Indian. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4107 | That's 'Oriental.' You're gonna need something more 'Orientalist.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4108 | One person, one mat! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4109 | Abandon Magic Carpet, All Ye Who Enter Here- you missed the fine print, Mr. Nudgniak? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4110 | You must be from Texas.. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4111 | We're not very territorial around here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4112 | Oriental yoga is down the hall. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4113 | I think you've made a mistake. This is "Bow Down Yoga," not "Bedouin Yoga." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4114 | I don't care who wove it, next week you will bring a flimsy, uncomfortable mat made in China from non-renewable resources. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4115 | sir , your truck balls are double-parked | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4116 | 'Roll up Yoga' is down the block. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4117 | Magic Carpet Ride Monday was yesterday. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4118 | As you can see, there's a large difference between a rug and a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4119 | The ad said, "Get rid of body tension here". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4120 | So, is it true what they say about men with big carpets? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4121 | Today's Class: Brazillian-Vinyasa | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4122 | I hope your downward dog is housebroken? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4123 | No. I'm sorry. It doesn't mean we bow down to you, guy. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4124 | Want to stretch the kinks out? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4125 | Put the rug back in the hall and use one of the Bow Down Yoga PMS 377C colored mats. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4126 | Ok wise guy. Is it for Alladin or yoga bear. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4127 | Is this some kind of strange nod to Brie Larson? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4128 | All due respect, ma'am, you said to bring your own mat or carpet to suit our comfort... You see, in football, grass IS our mat and where my boys are most comfortable , and we'll go to any lengths to win, even yoga - so where do ya want us to lay it? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4129 | This is a non-hipster yoga studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4130 | You look totally rugged out! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4131 | One-upper. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4132 | This happens more often than you'd think. But it's 'Bikram,' not 'big rug.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4133 | We don't permit ohm decorating. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4134 | I understand, but our instructors don't make house calls. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4135 | That's not what we meant when we said today's yoga session would burn. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4136 | Um, this is a tassel-free zone. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4137 | My "inner self" weighs 350 lbs. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4138 | We seek to harmonize with dharma,not wrestle it | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4139 | Finding your chakra is not about going big or going home. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4140 | It's not a place to have a picnic!! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4141 | Pffft...that is hardly a yoga mat. Perhaps that thick, loud rug is meant for the CrossFit upstairs? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4142 | Look Matt, I told you to you could come stag. Not bring a shag. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4143 | I have my own mat. Stop calling me Cleopatra. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4144 | the heavy mat won't aid enlightenment | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4145 | Mr. Trump, are you seriously expecting us to bow down to you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4146 | Because man-spreading. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4147 | I see you bought the azodicarbonamide-free mat | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4148 | I don't think you understand how a group class works. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4149 | I brought The Magic Carpet so the blue genie can grant you 3 wishes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4150 | No, Mr. Rodriguez, we do not allow performance-enhancing rugs | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4151 | ... And please take your shoes off! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4152 | Yours always has to be bigger doesn't it? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4153 | I really don't care that you flew here on that magic carpet - it is too big to use as a mat in my class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4154 | Men and their home comforts! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4155 | Just plant yourself any where... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4156 | Close your eyes, man; look inside, man; let the ground take you away. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4157 | Naw-Maw-Stay and get your number? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4158 | Are you by any chance a Trump supporter? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4159 | I'm just gonna lay it all out there for you: You guys need to be more flexible with your policies. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4160 | I see one last spot in the back corner in front of the heater. Namaste. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4161 | You know I won't take my shoes off unless I am home. . . | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4162 | Okay, okay, I'll stop calling you "Yoga Matt". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4163 | I cannot accept deliveries for anyone named "Genie". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4164 | I'm sorry. What do you mean by "eminent domain"? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4165 | Where's the yoga party? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4166 | Yoga me this, Yoga me that. Just yoga me a proper size mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4167 | Be careful, you don't want to get rug burn | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4168 | We appreciate your initiative Bill, we really do but... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4169 | I’m terribly sorry, sir, but only your mother-in-law is allowed access to her locker. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4170 | Only mats, no carpets please! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4171 | Oh, you'll feel the burn alright. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4172 | This is the only mat I have that the downward dog can poop on if it needs to. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4173 | I don't care "If it;s perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say," I say no. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4174 | Now that I've got the wiseacre, where should I put him? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4175 | Was that a direct carpet ride, or did you have to change in D.C? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4176 | Sorry, Aladdin, this is strictly a mat class. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4177 | You don't need to bring sod for your downwards dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4178 | It’s not a question of "roominess", sir. We simply do not give group discounts. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4179 | No, I said I wanted to shift body fat, not a body! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4180 | Yes, I'm aware that 'guru' spelled backwards is 'urug.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4181 | So you intend to go right from chair pose to your noon prayer? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4182 | Welcome. I believe you're our first Trump supporter. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4183 | I never understood why yoga mats aren't soft. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4184 | Cut the rug. Dude. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4185 | You must be the new bro-ga instructor. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4186 | Welcome to a whole new world , my name is Jasmine and I'll be your instructor. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4187 | A thousand mile journey begins with but a single step | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4188 | They're laying sod next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4189 | A natural mat was not a requirement | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4190 | No I am sorry but we can't make your rug fly. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4191 | Here we are all about style over substance. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4192 | No, it has more to do with the size of your hands. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4193 | You'll have to pay for two spots with that rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4194 | I couldn't fit into my wife's yoga pants. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4195 | It loosens up my downward facing dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4196 | You say 'authentic'; I say 'hygiene'. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4197 | Look, I told you last week, Aladdin doesn't teach here anymore. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4198 | Remember: no barking in downward dog pose. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4199 | Antique Roadshow is right across the street! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4200 | No, I said it wouldn't be picnic. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4201 | I don't care if Mrs Palin's been rolled up for hours Mr Trump's office is upstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4202 | The lodge is next door!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4203 | I see you've been hardened in the crucible of competition. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4204 | You must have learned yoga in California. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4205 | Yo - GUH. Not Yo-gi. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4206 | Living large and yoga don't mix. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4207 | Are you trying to overcompensate for something? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4208 | First of all, I'm not your "girl." Moreover, I'm not going to close my eyes, look inside, and let the sound take me away. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4209 | Are you sure you've never taken a yoga class before? That Lotus Pose looked pretty good. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4210 | Yoga mats are SO expensive now a days | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4211 | Namaste to you, namaste to your AstroTurf. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4212 | You must be looking for the Magic Carpet Ride Travel Agency next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4213 | Size matters and it's too big. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4214 | A tatami, not an Afghan! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4215 | I am sorry sir, this is "Bow Down Yoga", not "Bow Down to Yoda". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4216 | Planning on staying a while? | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4217 | I don't have an "Aladdin" on the class roster. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4218 | No, Bob, I don't think there's room for both of us on your mother's Persian. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4219 | I don't care if your name is Matt, that's still just a rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4220 | I suppose size matters | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4221 | When you told the class you were at outlier, I had something else in mind. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4222 | If, as you say, this is a magic carpet, then it's not a yoga mat, is it? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4223 | I brought my mother. She's very stiff. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4224 | Sorry, the experimental tantra yoga studio is the next building over. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4225 | I see the hairy man brought a furry rug. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4226 | We all know you supported the Iran deal. But isn't this taking things a bit far? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4227 | I haven't changed as much as you've stood still. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4228 | Oh, the levitation class starts next week... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4229 | Are you Aladdin in disguise or what? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4230 | I knew the Iran deal was a mistake. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4231 | I said personalize not redecorate! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4232 | Actually, it's the hat that worries me... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4233 | Living in the past? Shag rug is so 80's! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4234 | I've told you, its not all about the size of the mat | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4235 | You must expect to be someone's next project. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4236 | Don't worry Governor Christie, it gets easier with practice. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4237 | As Yoga Master here at Bow Down, I can in all humility assure you that you cannot achieve enlightenment without the proper accessories. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4238 | Do you have unexpected low impact workouts | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4239 | In order to connect body and mind and to escape from this hectic, materialistic world, you’ll have to replace the clothes and mat with branded yoga gear and sign up at least 20 minutes in advance using your phone or risk losing your spot. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4240 | Sir, There is no such thing as X-Factor Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4241 | All the time you so stupid, Joe. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4242 | it's all uphill from here. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4243 | Go back home George! I told you, I need my space. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4244 | Can't you take off your shoes??! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4245 | The size-matters meme notwithstanding...that's too big! | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4246 | Hi there, I have a yoga mat delivery for a Mr. Al Ladin | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4247 | I am so sorry we cannot let your downward facing dog into the studio. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4248 | We would like it if you would say it's time to unwind, not unroll. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4249 | The rest of the team will be joining us. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4250 | Being male doesn't entitle you to extra floor space in class. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4251 | No, sir, I have not seen "Room," and I still fail to see how that has any connection to your overdue membership payment. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4252 | UMMMMM. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4253 | The studio does not allow astro-turf, you need a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4254 | You're gonna need a smaller mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4255 | Your Cub Scout Den will have to get their teeny glimpse of Yoga from somewhere else. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4256 | I'll have to ask you to leave; Bow Down Yoga is a secular all-inclusive environment. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4257 | I'm sorry that you think our mat rental charge is outrageous. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4258 | Yoga has always been GREAT! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4259 | Don’t be surprised if you get called on the carpet someday. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4260 | Once you liberate yourself from that carpet, maybe you will start to live. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4261 | This is not a spiritual exercise class. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4262 | Looks like someone took corpse pose too seriously. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4263 | I guess I misunderstood when you claimed to know 'down dog.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4264 | When choosing your first Yoga mat, one must consider the following... portability vs comfort and stability, you've obviously opted for comfort and stability." "What's that you say? You're hear to go deliver a rug? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4265 | Billy! Didn't I TELL you to remove your hat when in our sacred realm? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4266 | You won't be Aladin. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4267 | Do you really think a cup was necessary? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4268 | You must be looking for Shavasana Yoga. That's across the river. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4269 | This is Bow Down YogaIf you're looking for Magic Carpet Yoga, it's located on the roof. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4270 | I'm looking for an authentic spiritual experience. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4271 | Is that Vegan Outfitters' new animal-free hay and hemp mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4272 | When I said you need to be more flexible, I meant more than your hamstrings. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4273 | Leave your sarcasm at the door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4274 | I ordered a yoga mat. Not a "when they wore togas" mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4275 | This is a bend and kneel yoga class not carpet replacement. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4276 | Let me guess. Home Depot? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4277 | You can use it but we're not announcing your entrance. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4278 | It was not appropriate last week when you offered any female in the room to "take a ride on your magic carpet" | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4279 | That's the mat for reach up yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4280 | So, you're delivering Donald Trump's yoga mat? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4281 | But can you welcome the rug burns? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4282 | I'm big into prayer | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4283 | I'm Shi, I need my rug when preying during yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4284 | It's time for you to bow down to me! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4285 | Om-M-G | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4286 | Big Lebowski's Tai Chi is next door. I hear the rugs really tie the room together. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4287 | I went to you go rugs instead of yoga rugs. I took the wrong rout! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4288 | Please remove your shoes. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4289 | No, that's not the stumpasana prop. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4290 | You're paying for everyone's chakras realignment surgery! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4291 | Just dump the contorted, sweaty body in the Dumpster. Same time, tomorrow? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4292 | Y'know, a racist Oriental carpet isn't going to make this any easier. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4293 | We meant a yoga mat!! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4294 | Yes, we also want you to feel comfortable, Mr. Coolidge; but you're stretching it a bit too far. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4295 | Please be more flexible. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4296 | ...thanks to Yoga for Less I can. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4297 | What, are you a crazed libertarian from Hicksville or something? This is YOGA, and you must conform! Style, always style! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4298 | ' Sorry, but no yoga Matthews allowed" | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4299 | I think that you're looking for Yogi Berra. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4300 | Honestly, Jim, do you have to try to outdo me in everything? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4301 | I'm sorry, "one with the rug" doesn't start until 4:20 | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4302 | While we do encourage class unity, it is expected that everyone who does roll their own not infringe upon other people's space, in your case the Bob Marley class starts next hour. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4303 | Please tell me you're a burglar and not a new student. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4304 | I can help you with the poses but not your fashion sense! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4305 | Every individual has their own preference according to what they may feel comfortable with. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4306 | I know you're trying, Jeff, but I just don't think you'll find inner peace with that outfit and mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4307 | No, I will not do couples yoga with you on your magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4308 | I'm sorry, it's not the carpet, it's what could be inside. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4309 | Ms. Bliss told me about YOU - get out! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4310 | You might want to try Berra Yoga instead, down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4311 | "You must be looking for the "Trump School of Yoga"! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4312 | No rug. No shoes. No you. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4313 | Yes, I spoke last week about inhabiting your personal space, but I'm afraid that's more space than I had in mind. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4314 | The size of the yoga mat doesn't matter. It's the exercise technique that counts the most. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4315 | "Bow Down" does not mean that you need a large prayer mat. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4316 | Clawing my way up this downward dog eat downward dog world. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4317 | Mantra. Not manspreading. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4318 | In this case, bigger is not better. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4319 | Be careful not to let the moths out! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4320 | Sorry. No group discounts. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4321 | Your ad said to bring a mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4322 | No carpetbaggers allowed. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4323 | With whom did you consult regarding your new yoga mat? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4324 | Yogi Berra? He must be at another ashram. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4325 | No, I will not 'trade you.' | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4326 | Isn't the team going to miss their astro turf. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4327 | That's not exactly what we were talking about when we said let's "Feel the Bern" for today's yoga class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4328 | Okay Aladdin, show me your stuff...... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4329 | Bro-ga is next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4330 | You should have namastayed at home. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4331 | Take your dust mite colony and get out of here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4332 | I don't care if you slide around when you sweat. No gloves, no shoes and THAT is not a yoga mat. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4333 | The flier said "raja" yoga, not "rug-a" yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4334 | Trust me, your body just won't relax on something so plush. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4335 | I see you're already good at posing. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4336 | Does that look like a yoga mat to you????? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4337 | Bow Wow Rug Repair is downstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4338 | 'Maximizing your footprint' is a great bro goal, but I don't know that it works for yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.40825 | 3 | 3 | 0 | 0 |
| 4339 | Think that will be "big" enough for you? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4340 | Do we have to go over manspreading again? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4341 | I don't care if you perform better on the home turf. Leave it at home. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4342 | Over sized egos do not fit in yoga or this room! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4343 | Don't let Trump see it. He'll think you're praying. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4344 | I don't think it will tie this room together. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4345 | Naps are over in 'Kiddie-Kare,' Rug Boy | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4346 | We don't allow rugs or basketball activewear. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4347 | Sorry we are filled up for all five classes per day. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4348 | No, I'm sorry. We don't offer group rates. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4349 | Yoga's about breath, not breadth. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4350 | "I'd like to sign up for one intense session of mindfulness please, Mam". | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4351 | Oops, I brought the wrong one. Then may we share the same rug together? | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4352 | Breathe, Donald, breathe. I never said you had small hands. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4353 | I think you're looking for Man Spread Yoga over on 10th Avenue. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4354 | '' I'M AFRAID YOGA DOES NOT ADDRESS A TERRITORIAL PROBLEM ! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4355 | The Advanced Cultural Appropriation class isn't until 3. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4356 | This is an indoor activity where we meditate, not laying sod in the dirt for a baseball game. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4357 | Persian yoga? Never heard of it. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4358 | I'm sure it is magic, but I still need my own space. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4359 | I said we would feel the warmth from the heart, not hearth. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4360 | Man, it's not always about size. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4361 | "I don't care how big it is - put on some yoga pants". | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4362 | You must be looking for Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoga down the street. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4363 | Deliver it to Bazaar Yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4364 | what? but i'm Arnold jr. ! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4365 | Sorry, Aladdin...that carpet won't fly over my downward dog. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4366 | I said to bring a yoga mat, not a magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4367 | We're all so impressed to hear your yoga skills are "yuge." | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4368 | Yes my profile did say, "I'm accustomed to the finest amenities" | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4369 | Downward facing dog? A male at my age needs a magic carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4370 | If you want to cut some, ask the dance studio downstairs. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4371 | As long as it is skidless. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4372 | You're sure this one can elevate me to a higher power? | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4373 | Size does matter here. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4374 | You're too late. Magic carpet rides were all the rage in the late 60's. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4375 | Not everything needs to have been made in India, sir. | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4376 | I understand that you want to use your magic carpet and not the yoga mat, Bob. Unfortunately, it infringes upon the other students' space. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4377 | I admit it is YUGE but it has no place in my class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4378 | We aren't really interested in THAT kind of Eastern inner-decor. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4379 | You're not fooling anyone! A bigger mat won't hide your small hands. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4380 | Sorry, yoga did not come from Persia. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4381 | You're never going to find your inner chakra on that! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4382 | Sir. Your mat is too big. You can't carry it and drink a low fat latte at the same time. You must leave. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4383 | "Aladdin Who sent you?"' | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4384 | I knew Odysseus Grant. He was a charming man. You don't command of a half million men without taking a drop. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4385 | If you use that, somebody's bound to call you on the carpet. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4386 | Make yourself at home, but don't make it your home. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4387 | Get real! | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4388 | No, yogi Berra is not in this class. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4389 | Sorry. Today is Low Lunge. Plow Pose is next week. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4390 | I brought one big enough for two. | 1.0000 | 0.18257 | 6 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
| 4391 | I don't see the humor at all, Matt. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4392 | Yes, I see, but we only offer haute yoga. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4393 | Mat cleaning and repair? Next door. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4394 | I got kicked off Tinder. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4395 | I told you last week that you couldn't wear your shoes in here! | 1.0000 | 0.28868 | 4 | 4 | 0 | 0 |
| 4396 | No, "Downward Mat" is done like this. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4397 | And you must be "Ben Dover"... | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |
| 4398 | I know the class was hard for you, Mr. Shmedly, but I won't stand for your using that Killim. | 1.0000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 |