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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'm hourly. 1.8605 0.12707 43 18 13 12
1 And one day your son will keep you from having a heart attack. 1.7941 0.13862 34 15 11 8
2 I wish you had found that yesterday. 1.7419 0.14641 31 15 9 7
3 Attention to detail is important, son. 1.7037 0.14921 27 13 9 5
4 My cardiologist sells them. 1.6923 0.14432 26 12 10 4
5 Why, yes, I do work for the government. 1.6667 0.14329 24 11 10 3
6 Remember, anything worth doing, is worth doing in the hardest possible way. 1.6522 0.13497 23 10 11 2
7 The forecast calls for another foot of snow and suspension of child labor laws. 1.6364 0.16833 22 12 6 4
8 Have you found your brother yet? 1.6190 0.16148 21 11 7 3
9 I promised to take your mother shoe shopping as soon as I was finished. 1.6190 0.16148 21 11 7 3
10 See how easy it is? It's all in the wrist. 1.6000 0.13377 20 9 10 1
11 Not quite yet. Your grandmother is still visiting. 1.6000 0.15218 20 10 8 2
12 Your mother doesn't want me hurt. Only humiliated. 1.6000 0.15218 20 10 8 2
13 Make yourself useful and bring me the salt shaker for the sidewalk. 1.6000 0.16859 20 11 6 3
14 Because I promised your mother we would talk after I finished the driveway. 1.6000 0.18353 20 12 4 4
15 No one likes a show-off, son. 1.5789 0.13925 19 9 9 1
16 It’s time you learned about managing people’s expectations. 1.5789 0.17631 19 11 5 3
17 When you're older, you'll appreciate the comfort of mindless, unnecessary activity. 1.5789 0.11637 19 8 11 0
18 Only the mediocre workman blames his tools! 1.5789 0.17631 19 11 5 3
19 Sure, but does it build character? 1.5789 0.15887 19 10 7 2
20 NOW, you find the shovel? 1.5714 0.17271 14 7 6 1
21 A shovel? Why didn't I think of that? 1.5556 0.16612 18 10 6 2
22 I could have used that five hours ago, Billy. 1.5556 0.16612 18 10 6 2
23 You did a fine job but I'm a details guy. 1.5556 0.18475 18 11 4 3
24 It's worn down over the years, but it still does the job! 1.5556 0.14512 18 9 8 1
25 Shoveling is a journey, son, not a destination. 1.5556 0.14512 18 9 8 1
26 Do you see how I'm lifting with my legs? 1.5556 0.14512 18 9 8 1
27 Sometimes being paid by the hour is a good thing. 1.5556 0.18475 18 11 4 3
28 I've been at this for two days and NOW you find the shovel! 1.5556 0.16612 18 10 6 2
29 Want to trade again? 1.5556 0.18475 18 11 4 3
30 Thanks, but this is my way of avoiding election coverage. 1.5556 0.14512 18 9 8 1
31 Dad, is this what you meant when you told mom size doesn't matter? 1.5333 0.16523 15 8 6 1
32 There are no small shovels, only small shovelers. 1.5294 0.17400 17 10 5 2
33 Son, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to let you go. 1.5294 0.19398 17 11 3 3
34 Tell your mother I'll be in to meet her parents when I'm done. 1.5294 0.17400 17 10 5 2
35 Let this be a lesson on how the business world works. 1.5294 0.17400 17 10 5 2
36 It's not the size of your shovel son, it's how you use it. 1.5294 0.19398 17 11 3 3
37 I'm more about the process. 1.5000 0.18257 16 10 4 2
38 It gets smaller as you get older. 1.5000 0.18257 16 10 4 2
39 You're a shrewd trader, young Thumb! 1.5000 0.18257 16 10 4 2
40 This is better for my back. 1.5000 0.15811 16 9 6 1
41 "Your mother said we should be spending more time together". 1.5000 0.12910 16 8 8 0
42 The union won't let us use that one. 1.5000 0.15811 16 9 6 1
43 I told you, we're getting paid by the hour. 1.5000 0.12910 16 8 8 0
44 You look for the dog, I'll look for the hamster. 1.5000 0.18257 16 10 4 2
45 Remember, lift with your knees, not your back! 1.5000 0.20412 16 11 2 3
46 I'm being paid by the hour, not the job. 1.5000 0.15811 16 9 6 1
47 Because they're paying me by the hour, that's why. 1.5000 0.15811 16 9 6 1
48 I'm embracing minimalism. 1.5000 0.15811 16 9 6 1
49 It's good practice for when you never amount to anything. 1.5000 0.20412 16 11 2 3
50 I was your age when I started. 1.5000 0.20412 16 11 2 3
51 Son, I really wish you'd suggested that 7 hours ago. 1.4667 0.13333 15 8 7 0
52 That's not what I meant when I asked for a little help. 1.4667 0.13333 15 8 7 0
53 Sure, now you show up... 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
54 It's your Mom's idea. 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
55 It's the French way. I read an article. 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
56 "It's called, 'Zen Shoveling' son. Watch and learn! 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
57 You missed a flake. 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
58 Yes, the whole lawn! That's why you have the BIG shovel! 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
59 They call this a "tall?" You were right to get the grande. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
60 Quick switch shovels, Moms coming! 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
61 No Thanks - I'm trying to beat mom's Fitbit total 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
62 Hang on, I'll get the salt shaker. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
63 Point again to where you threw the keys. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
64 ' Son, when your mother gets like that, this is how you create a little me-time.' 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
65 Because it builds character. That's why, son. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
66 More shoveling, less self-esteem. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
67 Thanks, but as an artisinal shoveller I insist on craft and precision. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
68 In the snow, Derek always cleared a path from the highway to his gnome 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
69 You'll understand one day when YOUR mother-in-law is visiting. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
70 I did my part, now it's your turn. 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
71 Optical Illusion #10 - The shovels are the same size! 1.4667 0.13333 15 8 7 0
72 Oh, so now you don't want the big boy shovel anymore? 1.4667 0.13333 15 8 7 0
73 This spatula turned a retirement job into a retirement career. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
74 Because I'm the detail man that's why!!! 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
75 And you can paint the fence this summer. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
76 Where the hell were you nine hours ago? 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
77 Don't worry son. You will also be a father someday. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
78 I'm using the new Apple Smart Shovel 6. 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
79 Sure, it takes longer, but artisanal small-batch shoveling leaves each sidewalk truly unique. 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
80 I think your right. In this case size does matter. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
81 When push comes to shovel, you win. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
82 Left my other shovel at the beach house. 1.4615 0.21529 13 9 2 2
83 I'm doing cardio, not strength training today. 1.4615 0.14391 13 7 6 0
84 It's not how big it is son,it's how you use it. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
85 See - it's not the size of the shovel, it's how well you use it. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
86 Son, a good carpenter doesn't blame his tools. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
87 I have to acknowledge shovel envy is real. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
88 Son, it's not a tiny shovel. It's seven hours of solitude. 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
89 Can’t beat the pooper-scooper for heart healthy snow removal. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
90 You can't use that. We're Amish. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
91 When you reach China, we'll switch back. 1.4286 0.22761 14 11 0 3
92 You'll understand why that's not a better shovel when you're married. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
93 Put that thing away, we charge by the hour. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
94 Our HOA requires paths to be sculpted, not shoveled 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
95 It builds character! 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
96 Remember to lift with your legs, not with your back. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
97 No, thanks. I promised we'd visit your grandmother when I finished the walkway. 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
98 Nonetheless, the entire walk is clear of snow. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
99 Someday, Son, this will be yours. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
100 Son, I'm the 1 % 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
101 Oh sure, but think of the job creation! 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
102 Maybe bigger is better. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
103 Don't get too optimistic about your lemonade sales. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
104 News flash: "We are being paid by the hour, not the shovelful." 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
105 What next? Some sort of machine that blows it out of the way? 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
106 After we're done we can make a thimble of hot chocolate. 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
107 The trick is, the longer you spend in the snow, the more likely you are to win an Oscar. 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
108 It's a Daddy heart attack preventer. 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
109 Dad, "How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?" 1.4286 0.22761 14 11 0 3
110 For twenty bucks you couldn't get me to the curb? 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
111 Don't be silly, I can do this with one hand. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
112 Keep it. I'm getting paid by the hour. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
113 You see? There are no small shovels, only small snow shovelers. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
114 Sure, it takes longer, but it networks with my fitness tracker. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
115 When I was your age, all we had were thumb shovels. 1.4286 0.22761 14 11 0 3
116 Because I'm a job creator, that's why. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
117 Hey, no eight-year-old ever had a coronary doing this. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
118 No thanks. I'll stick with the one I've used since I was eight. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
119 C'mon son, if you want to be a politician like your old man, you have to learn how to shovel it. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
120 Now you know what it's like to be a man. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
121 You'll grow into it. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
122 You may be right, so far the snowflakes are all different. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
123 But I'm not ready to switch back. 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
124 I get more steps on my fitbit this way. 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
125 You lost the coin toss, get over it! 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
126 When I was a boy, we used a shingle on a stick, and lots of elbow grease. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
127 I'm an archaeologist. Why do you ask? 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
128 Now why didn't I think of that? 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
129 There is no "On" button. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
130 It might take a little longer than expected. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
131 It's all about quality, not quantity. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
132 When I was your age, I had to shovel the whole city without a coat. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
133 We charge by the hour, son. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
134 Here's a tip: bill by the scoop. 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
135 Now take the big shovel away and hide it while Daddy makes the neighbors think he's insane. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
136 I've been doing it this way since I was a kid. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
137 Don't laugh. I escaped from prison this way. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
138 It's an artisanal snow scoop. 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
139 It was uphill both ways when I was your age! 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
140 Your mother said go out and shovel with the little guy and that's what I'm doing. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
141 I'll be done by March. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
142 The cold made it shrink. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
143 Hey, the project is shovel-ready. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
144 Things seem bigger when you are young. When you are older it will seem small. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
145 Its the wrong house. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
146 Lift with your legs, like I'm doing. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
147 No matter what your mother says, size does matter. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
148 Sure, it would be easier. But the detailing would be all wrong. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
149 Can you get me the salt shaker? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
150 Does this shovel make my butt look big? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
151 You missed a spot... 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
152 Yea, but when i'm done it will be spring. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
153 Shovels don't clear sidewalks, people clear sidewalks. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
154 How did you get there without footprints? 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
155 No, I'm not getting you a Baby Hummer with a snow plow! 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
156 When I was your age, we used our hands for shovels! 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
157 I've got an idea.... 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
158 And this, my son, is how to make the most if you are paid per hour. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
159 If you're Yoda, give me The Force; if not, give me your shovel. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
160 When you're my age, you'll need one like this too 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
161 Because when I'm done shoveling the sidewalk I have to rub Grandma's nasty feet, that's why. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
162 Son, it's all about doing more with less. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
163 Size doesn't matter, it's all in how you use it son 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
164 Of course I knew we had that in the shed. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
165 No, really, this is all I need. The weather channel said it would be light snow today. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
166 The secret is to keep your back straight. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
167 Keep looking. I know grandma's out here somewhere. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
168 The messier, the better; then your mother won't trust us to do this anymore. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
169 Your back hurts? What about my wrist? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
170 Keep shoveling while I try to unfreeze my light saber. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
171 Look, if you aren't going to take this seriously, just go inside. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
172 I feel like we want different things. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
173 It looks smaller when its cold out. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
174 I'm more of a details person, son. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
175 It's all in the wrist action. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
176 It's not the size, it's how you use it. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
177 See? Manual labor is not at all like Minecraft. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
178 How many times do I have to repeat it: it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it! 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
179 OK, OK - neither of us should have bought online. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
180 You should have seen the shovel your grandfather used 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
181 Hey Dad. How can you still deny that Global Warming exists? This is August !! 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
182 ''Baby scoops.'' 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
183 ...aaaaand twenty! Your turn again, son! 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
184 Size matters? Your mom sent you out here to say that, right? 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
185 Walk tall and carry a small shovel 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
186 It was in your room? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
187 We can't go to Grandma's recital until we're done. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
188 Yes son, there is a lesson. I'm just not sure what it is. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
189 I never said we weren't equal. I simply said you are smaller. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
190 You have to use your legs. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
191 No, I don't want to rent your shovel, the spatula is working just fine. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
192 We get paid by the hour you know. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
193 It's an optical illusion. Keep shoveling. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
194 You'll always be Daddy's little helper, but right now I need you to get your ass in gear. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
195 I'll take it! This one's just about used up. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
196 It's not about size, son, it's all about how you use it. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
197 If I give you the little shovel, will you stop putting the snow back on the sidewalk? 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
198 You want it fast , or you want it good? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
199 So, if the little shovel can move twenty percent of what the big shovel can move, but the big shovel moves no snow at all, then how much of the snow does the little shovel move? 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
200 No more "Rock, Paper, Scissors". Ever! 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
201 Son, you won't create many jobs doing it like that. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
202 Thanks, kid. I'll finish up now. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
203 You said you're a big boy. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
204 I charge by the hour. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
205 My doctor said 'no heavy lifting' 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
206 When you're a little older you'll understand daddy's crazy. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
207 Sure, but my way builds character. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
208 Thanks, but I'm getting paid by the hour, if you get my drift. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
209 Slow and steady wins the race 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
210 Tell Mom I'll watch the debates as soon as I finish shoveling. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
211 A bad workman always blames his tools. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
212 I guess size does matter 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
213 This way is more artisanal. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
214 I used to work at Ben & Jerry's 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
215 No ! No ! No ! I'll dig out grandma . 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
216 Too want your father to avoid a massive heart attack, don't you? 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
217 Where's the challenge in that? 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
218 Say, could I borrow your gloves? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
219 No, the point is avoiding mommy. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
220 Try choking up on the handle. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
221 Damn those liberals! Where's the global warming when we need it? 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
222 Why do I always have to clean up after you? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
223 No thanks. I need an excuse to be out of the house longer. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
224 You need to work harder at undercompensating! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
225 It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
226 It's economics, kid. I get paid by the hour. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
227 Fine. Knock yourself out, Napoleon. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
228 Next time I get to be the grown up. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
229 Beat me again. What's your secret? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
230 I hear these new shovels pose less of a heart attack risk. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
231 It's the new ishovel 7! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
232 Like I tell your Mom son, bigger is not better. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
233 At least you get to stay home! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
234 Why do you keep asking if I'm sure that I'm your father? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
235 I really don't want to go to work. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
236 I would swap shovels with you but my sciatica wont let me. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
237 Shut-up! I did the walkway to the house with this. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
238 Shhh. I told your mother I'd watch The View with her as soon as I cleared the entire sidewalk. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
239 ...and your point is? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
240 Put that away! I told the boss I'd be in when I was finished shoveling. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
241 I know it seems unfair, now. But when you grow up, you'll be your own hapless character trapped in an absurdist cartoon, just like Daddy. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
242 It's like Social Security. You'll understand when you're older, and even more resentful. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
243 Just think son, when you're my age this will all be water. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
244 Stop compensating, dad. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
245 It's artisanal shovelling. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
246 Now can we agree that size doesn't matter? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
247 It's a long winter, you'll grow into the shovel. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
248 Sisyphus who! 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
249 The New Yorker cartoonists aren't putting much thought into it anymore. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
250 What matters is how you use it. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
251 You do the grunt work. I'll do the edges. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
252 I hated my dad, and now you'll hate yours. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
253 You sound like your mother. It's not about size. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
254 If you wanna make some big money, you need to charge by the scoop. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
255 I'll get some here, son. You can clear out the rest. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
256 You're lucky. Back in my day my father didn't help me. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
257 When you hit metal, it's the SUV. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
258 Where's your baby sister with the snowblower? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
259 Thanks, but I'm in no hurry...I'm on my way to work. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
260 Son, I've been doing it this way since I was five. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
261 Don't worry - your little sister is coming soon with the bulldozer. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
262 Where were you 6 hours ago? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
263 Son, THIS is what separates an artist from the plebeians. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
264 It helps if you bend at your knees. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
265 "But I'm a Finishing Shoveler". 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
266 Thanks son but this allows for a more chiseled look 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
267 Stop whining about losing the coin-toss 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
268 I have no idea why your mother says I'm always doing things the hard way. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
269 Government-run snow removal. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
270 That's only your perspective. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
271 Keep it. I'm paid by the hour. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
272 I get paid by the shovelful. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
273 See? Just lift with your knees. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
274 When I was your age we had to shovel our way to school, two miles each way — uphill in the snow! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
275 One more minute until Daddy gets the shovel, okay? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
276 Next time, pick heads. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
277 My shovel's not really that small; it's just drawn that way. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
278 I charge by the scoop. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
279 …but I don't want hair on my chest! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
280 I’ll use it after Mommy’s family leaves. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
281 Obviously I'd prefer yours, but Helen gave me this one for Christmas. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
282 The story of modern day Sisyphus 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
283 In my day, we cleared the snow from miles of sidewalk with just a spatula. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
284 And no, you will not be getting a participation trophy. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
285 How 'bout *you* start paying *me* allowance? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
286 Too heavy. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
287 No one ever got a heart attack from snow spooning. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
288 What's the sport in that? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
289 Instead of the dollar, I'll teach you about the trickle-down effect. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
290 There's no App for this. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
291 No thanks--I've joined the slow movement. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
292 Your grandfather, the archaeologist, taught me how to shovel snow. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
293 Don't blame the tool, son. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
294 Mine has a smaller carbon footprint. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
295 Did Tom Brady complain about the size of his shovel when he was drafted in the sixth round? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
296 When I mow, I prefer scissors. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
297 No, thanks. I'm undercompensating. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
298 What? And give up snow business? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
299 The minimalist lifestyle allows no exceptions. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
300 It gets easier as you get older. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
301 Yes, I did wish for a bigger one. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
302 A good workman never complains of his tools. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
303 Stop shoving it over to my side. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
304 It's not the about destination it's about the journey 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
305 When you're my age you'll appreciate the difference between hourly and fixed fee contracts. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
306 It's all about attention to detail. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
307 Do you want it done fast or do you want it done right? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
308 Yeah, I bill by the hour 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
309 ...And, yes, it was uphill both ways. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
310 See, this little one works just fine. Now why don't you try? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
311 I told you; low weight, high reps! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
312 And now, son, you understand the concept of 'billable hours' 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
313 You see how I’m lifting with my legs? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
314 100 bucks to give me back my shovel. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
315 I'm wearing my fitbit. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
316 Your generation is too entitled. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
317 Since last Sunday, and you? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
318 What did you say about switching shovels? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
319 Where's the challenge? 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
320 Make sure you tell them you charge by the hour 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
321 Now you understand how our tax system works. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
322 Last time I play high-stakes Candy Land with you. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
323 I bill by the hour. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
324 When you grow up you'll make better choices. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
325 Now that is how I had to do it when I was your age. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
326 It's not how small the tool son, it's that you git her done! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
327 Never bring a big shovel to a snowball fight, little man! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
328 Go big or go home. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
329 I was your age when I started; the shovel only feels big! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
330 I had to do this with my hands when I was your age, uphill, with cardboard shoes. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
331 No, I do not think that this is what Marx meant by "From each according to his ability...." 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
332 You see son? Every goal can be broken down into a multitude of smaller goals. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
333 I told you switching wouldn't make you any happier. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
334 I was hired by the hour. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
335 It only looks small from where you're standing. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
336 I never should have told your mother that size doesn't matter. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
337 It's not the size of the shovel; it's what you do with it. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
338 Choke up. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
339 Don't worry -- it'll get easier when you grow up. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
340 I thought size didn't matter! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
341 A good worker never blames his tools. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
342 I better not find yellow snow behind that shovel. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
343 With the big shovel comes big responsibility. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
344 It's not the size of the shovel with the man, it's the size of the man with the shovel! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
345 I get more reps this way! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
346 No thanks. This is the only way to satisfy my FitBit goal for today. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
347 Smarter not harder? Where do you come up with these things! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
348 I'm not shoveling the snow, I'm looking for my keys! 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
349 You keep it, son. I'm in no hurry to reach the office. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
350 No, I won't tweet Cory Booker to come over and shovel our sidewalk 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
351 When the snow melts I want to paint the house with a toothbrush. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
352 No thanks! I must go to work when I've finished shoveling out, 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
353 How to avoid a heart attack 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
354 Someone a lot smarter than either of us said "It's a poor workman who blames his tools." 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
355 sometimes less is more 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
356 That's it! Put your back in it! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
357 Well ? What's holding you up ? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
358 " Now you show up, where were you 11 hours ago"? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
359 Stop complaining. When I was a boy I used my hands - until they amputated the right one. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
360 Do you know you're an entitled little bastard? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
361 When you're retired you stretch every chore until it takes a week. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
362 You should join the union. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
363 Young Sigmund found relationships confusing 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
364 Okay dad. Can we cut it with the 'Size doesn't matter' analogies? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
365 I'm only going to show you how to do it ONE MORE TIME! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
366 I've been reading a lot of Aesop lately 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
367 It's been 10 minutes, time to switch? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
368 Son, someday when you grow up it will be important to remember that size is not everything. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
369 The spatula is man's best friend. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
370 Well, you see, this is trickle down shoveling. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
371 I'm paid by the hour. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
372 Because when I started, all I could find was 'Malibu Barbie's beach shovel' 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
373 Are you going to ask it to Prom or are you going to finally help out here? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
374 Walk loudly and carry a small shovel 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
375 Objects are larger than they appear 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
376 You can tell your mom it's my heart healthy shovel and I need a few more hours. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
377 Well, you got to use it at the beach last summer. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
378 Nice try. Go back inside and tell your mother that she said to shovel the walk, so I'm shoveling the walk. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
379 It's not the size of your snow shovel, it's what you do with it. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
380 First thing you've got to learn, son, is to use the right tools. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
381 No Sisyphus, and I don't want to hear that kind of talk from you ever again! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
382 Looks like you're gonna lose the bet, son. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
383 Let's charge by the hour. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
384 Darn, I left my Fitbit in the house. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
385 It's called an intentional productivity slowdown, son. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
386 It's not the size of the shovel that counts, it's in the wrist motion. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
387 Never judge a man by the size of his shovel. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
388 You do the rest of the shoveling while I take care of the car windows. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
389 The trick is to start before it snows 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
390 that was the day I learned,... size matters. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
391 Well Alice, does size matter now? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
392 7,439 … and a new Guinness world record! Now can I have my shovel back? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
393 I'm wishing it's sand. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
394 Don't toy with me. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
395 You young folks--always wanting to cut corners. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
396 Okay, son, it's your turn. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
397 What, you've never seen bonsai shoveling? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
398 Seymour has an epiphany - he's not left handed. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
399 Downsizing. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
400 Yes, yours is bigger, but I've got the moves. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
401 When *you* spend $130 on a hand-carved artisanal teak snow trowel, you'll understand. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
402 A smaller shovel really lessens the chances of a heart attack... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
403 Where's your brother? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
404 It's a matter of perspective. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
405 Remember son, we are judged by results not the efficiency of our efforts. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
406 Don't give me that look; I'm not the one that has to earn my allowance. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
407 Something is just not right about this 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
408 Now wasn't that a lot more fun than building a snowman. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
409 It's how you use it. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
410 It's obvious that you are salaried and I am working by the hour. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
411 'And it measures heart rate, calories burned, and gives me up to date market reports.' 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
412 Remember son, use this shovel when they're paying you by the hour. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
413 How much more demonstration do you need? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
414 Son, one day you will understand how ironic this is. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
415 I like to sneak up on it. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
416 Don't choke up quite so much on the handle! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
417 Lift with your legs. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
418 Anthropologie, I guess you went to Costco. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
419 Lazy millennial! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
420 I get paid by the hour. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
421 Eyes bigger than your shovel, little man? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
422 No thanks. My wife said don't come back until it's finished. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
423 Son, smaller shovels equals fuller employment. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
424 I prefer aerobic exercise to weightlifting. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
425 Er, thanks, but I prefer the Conservative approach. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
426 Who knew hell is so white 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
427 Get on the path, son, use the path! Do you think I have all day? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
428 A mother-law will make you want to do strange things, Timmy. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
429 Dad, is this the one you wanted? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
430 Mine's a gift from my cardiologist. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
431 Yes Bobby, that's the one that gave your mother her bad back 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
432 I think I might have dropped that 20 dollar bill over here, try shoveling over here. I'm sure together we will find it. Don't give up yet.... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
433 Son, it's a myth that size matters. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
434 You have the advantages in life that I didn't. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
435 OK, your turn again. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
436 One day when you are older Daddy will let you use the little shovel. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
437 I'm trying to fulfill my duty as your parent to demonstrate a cliché-laden metaphoric life lesson about the virtues of hard work, perseverance and overcoming obstacles; could you just let me? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
438 It's like you WANT me to go back to work. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
439 It's not as mismatched as it looks. Are you familiar with 'parallax error'? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
440 You see, there's an inverse correlation between the size of the shovel and the amount of character built. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
441 Final offer I'll triple your allowance for the shovel. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
442 No, I can't come dig you out! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
443 It is all about leverage! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
444 Size matters? Ha! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
445 hurry up Bobby! Find the Dog! BARK! BarK! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
446 I feel like we would make better progress if we switched shovels, don't you think? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
447 Where were you nine hours ago? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
448 Thank you son, but spatulas are a family tradition. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
449 Mom sent me out to tell you she lied; size DOES matter... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
450 And then she has the nerve to accuse me of always taking the good pillow. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
451 It's really about economies of scale 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
452 I'll pay you double to cover the car up again. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
453 Welcome to Paradox. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
454 Finesse! Always finesse. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
455 Pretty good for old technology. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
456 Here, let me help you with the sidewalk. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
457 Sometimes a snow shovel is just a snow shovel. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
458 It's all a matter of perspective... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
459 It was advertised as 'doing the job in half the time.' 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
460 It's not so much the size as the technique. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
461 Call my Boss and tell him I'll be there as soon as I shovel my way out. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
462 Picasso didn't shop at Sherwin-Williams, Billy. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
463 It's easier than a path to citizenship. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
464 One flake at a time—I'm practicing the Buddhist approach to snow removal. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
465 Yes, but see I get paid per hour. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
466 Mom says she needs her ice cream scoop back. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
467 It goes back to my prison days. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
468 It's the journey, not the destination, that matters. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
469 It was your mother's idea. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
470 It's called working by the hour, son. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
471 See? It's what you do with it. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
472 This sucks. We need to join the tiny house movement. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
473 Please, Trade now? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
474 I guess not everything is too big to fail. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
475 I'm boutique shoveling. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
476 Remember the story of The Tortoise and the Hare? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
477 I like to give the snow a sporting chance. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
478 See son - it's all in the wrist. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
479 The shovels are the same size. It's just an optical illusion. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
480 Hard work is the greatest tool. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
481 We moved here from Texas. All I have to work with is sand box toys. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
482 That's why Santa left YOU the big one son 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
483 Gotta get to the main roads 'cause I can't take another day of school called off for snow. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
484 When they tell you that size doesn't matter, don't you believe 'em. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
485 Technically, I don't think we're violating any OSHA rules. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
486 Is this yours? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
487 But my one per cent is very important. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
488 Yes, but I need the exercise. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
489 Kids these days are so spoiled. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
490 Sorry kid, there's no app for this. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
491 I learned it all from reading "Rich Dad, Poor Dad." 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
492 And you promise we can switch after ten minutes? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
493 It's not about substance, it's about style. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
494 Get ready to come back in; I've almost finished the touch-up work. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
495 It is all in the knees. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
496 That's not cardiologist approved, son. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
497 My shovel started out that big 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
498 I want tone, not bulk. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
499 Okay, I'll triple your allowance if you trade shovels with me. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
500 Compensating? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
501 Because I'm management, that's why. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
502 You know, Son, our old Mailman used to have a shovel just like that... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
503 It's all in the power to weight ratio. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
504 Remember, son, your allowance will reflect your contribution. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
505 See Nelson, then I'll follow behind you and get the cracks. We'll be a great team! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
506 It's your mom's idea. It's called The Zen Diet. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
507 When you get bigger, you can have this shovel. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
508 I'm an archaeologist, not a brute. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
509 I'm a southpaw, so your right-handed shovel is useless to me. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
510 You kids and your newfangled technology. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
511 You'll grow into it, then out of it. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
512 I was saving that for special occasions. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
513 I need to work on my negotiating skills. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
514 You mocking me, son. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
515 It's called Zen and the Art of Snow Removal, son. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
516 This must be what it's like to enter the New Yorker cartoon contest. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
517 Ok, so sometimes size does matter. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
518 Sometimes it's the journey, son. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
519 It's your perspective. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
520 The problem is you're holding it wrong. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
521 See, it's how you use it that really counts 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
522 It's not the size of the shovel, son, but the speed of the deed. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
523 Snow and steady wins the race, son. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
524 Well, if it isn't El Nino himself! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
525 It's not the size of your shovel, it's how you use it. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
526 Finish shoveling the grass but don't get any snow on the sidewalk. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
527 I could have used you three weeks ago. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
528 They say climate change has even messed up vanishing points. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
529 Get inside with that before your mother sees you. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
530 If you know so much about shoveling snow, why aren't you doing it? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
531 Mine has GPS. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
532 I told you, I prefer incremental change. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
533 No thanks. The last time I used that one it snowed a lot more the next day. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
534 Dream smaller. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
535 Son, this shovel has been passed down by the men in our family for generations. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
536 No, Tommy. Today we're working on your fine motor skills. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
537 How much for the large shovel? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
538 Small shovel, big exercise. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
539 C'mon now, like this. Bend, thrust, toss. Bend, thrust, toss. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
540 You know what they say, "It's not the size of a man's shovel. but the size of the 'shovel' in a man"...or something like that. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
541 See who else wants a snow cone. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
542 Ok, you win, the whole "in my day" thing was a mistake. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
543 Quit complaining! When I was your age, we didn't even have shovels. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
544 I'm sure we'll eventually find your retainer. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
545 So... size does matter? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
546 It's the shovel that makes the man... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
547 You can do a lot with a little. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
548 Great ! Now you find the snow shovel. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
549 Does the house look smaller to you? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
550 Don't tell your mother. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
551 Put that back, it violates the HOA's 'Small Community' theme. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
552 This is one of those Goldilocks moments. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
553 Gosh! We finally got into the caption contest but the illustration is so ambiguous that nobody can figure out what to write. That's not funny. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
554 trade you 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
555 You've never heard of forced perspective? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
556 Again you want to trade shovels? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
557 You know what they say, Big Shovel......... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
558 Wanna swap hats? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
559 I'm not sure pulling straws for the big shovel was the best idea. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
560 It saves work. When I use this tiny shovel, the snow always melts before I finish the job. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
561 It's not the size of the scoop in the snow, it's the size of the snow in the scoop. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
562 It's not about quantity...it's about quality. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
563 Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted to move to Russia. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
564 I know Kung Fu Panda 3 starts in ten minutes; I'm shoveling as fast as I can. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
565 Why do you always do things the hard way? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
566 Want to trade? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
567 Forget the shovel. Go into the house and get your toothbrush to help daddy clean the walk. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
568 If you can guess my name, you get the big shovel back. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
569 Now you come? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
570 Sorry, kid, union rules. I get paid by the hour. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
571 I'm good at detail. You're a big-picture guy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
572 Customer Service training isn't so bad. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
573 This is why you got a snow day. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
574 It's a lesson in politics, Jeffery. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
575 Just a little more and you'll be able to do your own house. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
576 Since I only get you on the weekends, I need to be creative with the character building exercises. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
577 Bigger isn't better! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
578 Even after 25 years I still like to prove to your mother that size doesn't matter. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
579 Never bring a meta shovel to a proto snowfall. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
580 Did I complain when you got first pick on lawnmowers? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
581 Thanks, son, but you know that Daddy waits all year to enjoy artisanal snow removal. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
582 'Thanks a lot for the stocking stuffer." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
583 See! Size matters! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
584 Showoff! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
585 Life's full of ironies isn't it? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
586 I told you I could do anything with this i-phone! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
587 When I want your mother's advice I'll ask for it. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
588 It's called metaphorical shoveling. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
589 If I made it easy for you, that would be socialism. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
590 It's either this or I invoice you as an adult for your school clothes. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
591 So where was it? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
592 Sometimes, size does matter. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
593 Perspective, my boy! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
594 " What ever you do don't let mom know you found it". 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
595 I'm sorry I said I thought Trump had some good ideas. Now can we trade shovels? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
596 Are you sure you still want the big shovel? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
597 It's a metaphor, son. Figure it out. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
598 It's not the shovel, it's the shoveler! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
599 Remember, one small scoop at a time. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
600 Top one-tenth of the top one per cent? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
601 And that, son, is the difference between capitalism and socialism. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
602 You're gonna hurt your back, bend at the knees. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
603 Put your wrist into it, like this. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
604 We all die in the end anyway, so what difference does it make? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
605 You must have been trained by an undertaker! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
606 Hank and Ernie simultaneously develop a bad case of shovel envy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
607 Remember son, it's not the size of the shovel, it's the motion 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
608 Like I told your mother, it's not the size of the tool that counts but how you use it. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
609 Don't tell your mother what I've done with her spatula. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
610 If she is paying you buy the hour, you need a new shovel 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
611 Wanna trade hats? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
612 Someday you'll find true love, settle down, and begin the life long quest for chores that take an extremely long time. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
613 If you bend your knees a little more, for leverage . . . 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
614 Attention to detail is snow laughing matter 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
615 It's the only one I own. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
616 Thanks, but I'll stick with what I'm using. I'm getting paid by the hour. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
617 How's that book report on Tom Sawyer going? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
618 It's not the size of the shovel, but the snow that you move. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
619 It's not the size of the man, it's his equipment. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
620 I get it, Dad. Back in your day... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
621 No matter what your Mom says, size doesn't matter. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
622 This is the easy part; there's the mortgage, the leaky roof, fuel . . . 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
623 I really thought he would grow into that shovel. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
624 I'm downsizing, son. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
625 Your problem is that you're lifting with your back instead of your legs. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
626 Just our luck. Heaviest snow in years and we get a cartoonist with no sense of perspective. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
627 Wow look at that cloud! Wow look at that bed head! Wow look at that coffee stain! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
628 Hey Jeb, remind you of anything? A little goes a long way and a lot goes no where. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
629 What? You said a little help. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
630 Dad, Mom said take this shovel. She's sorry but size does matter. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
631 This shovel was the same size as that one three hours ago. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
632 It's time to swap places again. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
633 Thanks, but my cardiologist warned me against scooping too much snow at a time. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
634 No, I don't think this is funny! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
635 Sometimes size does matter, Fred... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
636 I'm not sure what the lesson here is anymore either. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
637 While you stand there, these walks aren't going to shovel themselves. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
638 When I was a kid we shoveled the walk both ways. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
639 That's too big for snow cones 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
640 Stay out of my territory. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
641 See!? It's all in the wrist. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
642 I hope there's no snow in Hell. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
643 Tell your mother that size isn't everything. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
644 What are you complaining about? I gave you the good shovel. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
645 I'm farther away than I appear. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
646 Back in my day. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
647 Must be nice to be part of that one percent. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
648 You'll never find Mom with that one. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
649 I try to think of it as play rather than work. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
650 When I was your age, I had to walk 5 miles to school shoveling snow with that shovel. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
651 I think I've made my point how ridiculous our 2-party system has become. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
652 Bigger is better, huh? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
653 I believe in quality, not quantity. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
654 If the Lord wanted you to have the smaller shovel he would have made me give you the smaller shovel. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
655 It's the journey. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
656 Never mind,I'm getting paid by the hour 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
657 Same snow, different shovel, eh, Bob? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
658 Sorry, I was using it to clear my Legos. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
659 Thanks. I'll take over from here. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
660 I did not belittle you 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
661 It's better for my FitBit! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
662 Haven't you heard of the butterfly effect? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
663 Your mom was right. Size doesn't matter. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
664 It's not snow, it's a metaphor for how the 1% pay taxes. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
665 Why use that when I've got this app on my phone? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
666 Your hands are too close together. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
667 "This is part of my new exercise regimen". 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
668 "After lunch, I've got dibs on the big shovel". 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
669 It's not the siaze of the shovel, son, it's how you use it! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
670 Holler when you find Jimmy Hoffa 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
671 Theres gotta be a Polar Bear under here somewhere. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
672 Don't try to 'snow me," kid. That's no magic shovel. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
673 Now you offer to help? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
674 As you grow older, it just gets smaller. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
675 Thanks, but I'll be done in a couple more days. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
676 I'm being paid by the hour. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
677 Lift with your knuckles, not your back. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
678 Let's make a deal: We swap shovels and the hot chocolate servings mom is preparing for each of us. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
679 Don't tell your mother this is why it takes me so long. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
680 Yeah, with all the Global Warming talk I thought it was a smart buy. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
681 See jack, it's not the size that matters its the way you use it 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
682 The whole secret, my son, is finesse 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
683 Son, you're missing the "Zen" of snow shoveling. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
684 Watch me, son. Just one scoop at a time. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
685 Listen, when I was your age, I had to clear the walk with a toothpick! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
686 Sydney, I have a better idea. Lets go buy a snowblower. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
687 Dad, we need to switch back. This one is too big for the litter box. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
688 That one's fine for a rough-out, but if you really want it perfect you need one of these. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
689 Son, let this be a life lesson for you: sometimes the other guy gets the 'cushy' job! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
690 Look, it's not my fault I'm left-handed. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
691 You'll learn how to milk a project when you're married, someday. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
692 Do ya wanna trade? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
693 Point taken, young man, but I don't see how the squeegee helps. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
694 Because, I'm not mechanically inclined, that's why! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
695 I can see Russia from here. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
696 Be ready with my chopsticks. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
697 Try to keep up. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
698 For the last time, I don't want to upgrade to Premium Economy. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
699 Go home Joe. She loves me and my micro-shovel. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
700 What the hell is in my hand? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
701 Getting paid by the hour is great, isn't it? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
702 It's not the size of your shovel, son, it's how far you throw your snow. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
703 Switching our shovels just before Mom looks out the window never gets old. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
704 Earl was determined to prove that size doesn't matter. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
705 Clean off the roof. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
706 Because I'm a partner and you're an associate. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
707 My doctor prescribed this one. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
708 I think it's time to call a spade a spade. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
709 I'll race you to the corner 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
710 Morning, Ralph" "Morning, Sam 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
711 Son, remember this, never paint with a broad brush. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
712 Ok, you've proved your point that it's not size that counts but what you do with it. Can we go back inside now? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
713 Put that thing away. I get paid by the hour. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
714 Yes son, I have a small tool. But size doesn't matter. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
715 Barbie's shovel? I wondered why it was taking so long. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
716 Nah. My back's already killing me! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
717 You're not from around here, are you? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
718 Size does not matter if you have LOWBANDWITH. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
719 Winter at the Escher household 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
720 I don't want to go to work today! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
721 That's when it occurred to Jacob that he'd made yet another poor life choice. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
722 No thanks, son. I enjoy a more intimate contact with snow, 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
723 Some day, you'll look back and resent me 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
724 Careful son, that's not a toy. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
725 No thanks, kid. I get paid per shovelful. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
726 Sanders vs The big banks. An illustration. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
727 Before my operation that was my shovel. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
728 OK, you won the coin flip. When will you start shoveling? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
729 I told you, my son, size doesn't matter 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
730 You're overcompensating. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
731 Who does your contracts? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
732 ...and that's how Social Security works. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
733 You see? It's not the engine, it's the engineer. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
734 This is easier than that time we tried to boil the ocean. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
735 I'm in no rush. Company is coming to dinner if we get the snow cleared in time. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
736 Typical government overreach 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
737 See, Danny. This is the way we would do it back in the day. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
738 The guy at the hardware store said size doesn't matter 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
739 Yes it's lighter but I'm doing more reps 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
740 Wait till I tell your mother I did this with your shovel. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
741 Daddy has to micromanage everything. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
742 I think you're CEO material. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
743 Tooth fairy don't pay for lost. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
744 Don't bring a spoon to a shovel fight. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
745 Now you show up! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
746 Remember how I love bonsai? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
747 Bend at the hips, not the low back. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
748 There are no shortcuts to success, son. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
749 I'm only two months into my subscription to Dollar Shovel Club. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
750 Now you can understand the dangers of big government! Your mother is the one who insisted on buying you that subsidized shovel! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
751 My snow removal incentive plan is based on the number of shovelfuls. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
752 It's the spoon nine out of ten escaped convicts recommend 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
753 See, it's easy. Just step, lift, turn, toss. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
754 It's the new iShovel--want to try? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
755 You finally get to be the bigger man and help, but you are just standing there. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
756 Sure, son, we can go sledding, but let Daddy finish his chores first. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
757 Well, maybe I just like a challenge. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
758 See, when I was a kid, all we had were tiny toy shovels! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
759 Less disappointment when the plow comes by. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
760 Can we trade back now? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
761 How much more is it again for the shovel upgrade? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
762 I'll let you know when I need it. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
763 Do you have any evidence that I swapped mine for yours? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
764 It's all about the reps. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
765 El nino? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
766 You have just created a sidewalk to nowhere. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
767 Fancy a trade? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
768 It's ergonomic, you say?. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
769 Inefficiencies of scale. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
770 We weren't hired to shovel the lawn. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
771 "Walk softly and carry a big shovel" is not a thing. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
772 When I was your age we didn't have big shovels. We had garden trowels AND WE LIKED IT! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
773 Still think bigger is better? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
774 "Okay son, now that we covered proportions, let's move on to analogies". 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
775 Well son, size matters 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
776 Yes, I am the guy you saw last July cutting his lawn with scissors. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
777 It’s not that hard, you’ve just lost your perspective. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
778 When you wear big boy pants, you use the baby shovel. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
779 C'mon son! success is 1% inspiration 99% perspiration 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
780 Size does matter! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
781 Good job, Dad. It's not the size of the shovel, but how you use it. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
782 Great, now we're an idiom. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
783 Next time I get to choose odd or even! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
784 I like the process. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
785 Tell your mom to get out here so I can finally prove to her that size doesn't matter. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
786 Yeah, and twenty bucks could buy two cases of beer, too. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
787 Yes that would be easier, son. Faster, easier, more seductive. Therein lies the path to the Dark Side. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
788 Son, it's a poor workman who blames his tools. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
789 By an inch is a cinch, by a yard is extra hard. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
790 Remember son, it's not about the size. It's about how you use it. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
791 Don't wait up. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
792 Not, I don't have snow shovel envy 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
793 Hey big guy, at least you are working harder than a Republican. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
794 Because, Timmy, I'm much more detail-oriented than you are. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
795 When you get to be my age, you'll get to use the small shovel too. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
796 - A Bad Case of Shovel Envy 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
797 My fitness goal is to tell my FB followers it took me 10,000 steps to dig out. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
798 Believe me, I am working twice as hard as you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
799 That's because daddy belongs to the one percent 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
800 I'm from California; what's your excuse? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
801 So now they're making iShovels bigger? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
802 ...and spoil the fun? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
803 You can do a lot with little or nothing with a lot. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
804 Remember son, it's not the size of the shovel in a man's hand, it's the size of the man holding the shovel. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
805 There's no art in a big brush, either! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
806 Well at least you can't accuse me of compensating for something. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
807 No, Son, I'm saving that shovel for the next round of the debates. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
808 Now, doesn't this prove that little things go a long way? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
809 Get busy , Gnomes don't get allowances 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
810 I prefer incremental change. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
811 I told you: size isn't everything. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
812 Son, let me teach you something about overtime. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
813 See son? I told you it's not the size that counts. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
814 Must get 10,000 steps...... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
815 When you're older, you can use amphetamines like Daddy does. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
816 Give a call to Goldilocks to come on over with her shovel 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
817 Things may seem unfair sometimes, but don't worry. When you get older you will realize that they are always unfair. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
818 You're the one who wanted to change shovels! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
819 Because you haven't had two heart attacks, that's why! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
820 It is not the size thay counts, but how you use it! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
821 You see, son, the importance of tool size is just a myth. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
822 I got a better idea: Let's wait for a thaw. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
823 Bend your hips, and knees, and push your chest out. Lift the snow with your leg muscles, and keep your back straight. Like this. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
824 A little shoveling will do you good. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
825 I told my wife that I would help out around the house after I finished shoveling. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
826 Son, that's how I got my start. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
827 Little goes a long way. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
828 Great, you found it. Poke around with your foot a little. I haven't seen Bob since he borrowed it. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
829 Welcome to Dad's world. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
830 This is how the social security trust fund works boy. You put in that much, so I can keep taking out this much. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
831 You are shoveling snow - not election mud 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
832 Thanks for offering, but I'm getting paid by the hour. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
833 Didn't realize Dad had shrunk that much since last winter. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
834 It's all about leverage, my boy. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
835 If I borrow your shovel, am I acknowledging your existence? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
836 Sorry, but I need the small shovel for precision digging. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
837 Another life lesson, son. It's not the sword, it's the swordsman. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
838 It was my first shovel. Mommy gave it to me before I could walk, OK. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
839 Thanks, but I’m looking for Mom’s wedding ring. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
840 I prefer small-batch shoveling. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
841 Trust me. In time you'll live to make moments like this last. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
842 I told you, it's the technique that counts. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
843 When you're a spatula, everything looks like a pancake. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
844 Not only does it work better but the Mexicans are paying for it! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
845 That's right, son . . . . Now yours is bigger. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
846 Watch me carefully, son, I'm about to teach you the value of pointless toil. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
847 The key is to lift with your legs... 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
848 Hey Ed, I just realized that's my scarf you're wearing! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
849 No, this is not a 'metaphor' for anything, you little know-it-all. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
850 OK, I am finished with my 5 scoops son, time for your next five. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
851 Hey Fred! I got my new fun sized shovel with the candy wrapper coupon. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
852 You were the one who couldn't wait for a snow day. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
853 Thanks, but I really don't want to go to work today 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
854 As a matter of fact, "YES", I am trying to make a point. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
855 You're doing a great job Brownie. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
856 You wanted 'big shovel.' You got 'big shovel.' Now, just shovel! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
857 That explains lack of feeling in my toes! We wearing the wrong underwear, too.. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
858 It's a poor workman who blames his tools 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
859 I'm going to package it up and sell it to hipsters as "artisinal hand-shoveled" snow. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
860 The joy is in the journey. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
861 Your sister stayed on the sidewalk. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
862 When you get to be my age you'll realize that size doesn't matter. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
863 I think I can, I think I can. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
864 A little goes a long way when you're all hot and bothered. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
865 It's a toy you'll have for life. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
866 I charge by the hour not the job. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
867 But that's for snow. This is kitty litter. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
868 It takes a big man to admit he has a small shovel. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
869 Don't fall into this overachiever trap. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
870 No, I don't want to trade! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
871 This is the biggest one my doctor would prescribe. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
872 I'm compensating. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
873 Remember, son, it's not the size of the shovel that counts, but the size of the man with the shovel. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
874 Go see if Mom has warmed your cocoa, and remind her I'd like my reward shaken... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
875 It's called detailing, son, and it's what differentiates us from those savages next door. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
876 Sow removal supervised by proper government agency. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
877 I told your mother I'd help out for a sec.... OK, back to you, Billy. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
878 Don't ever let anyone tell you that size matters. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
879 Another snow job! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
880 It's a lesson on college tuition, son. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
881 You just have to put your back in it, son! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
882 Because it's the little details that really make the sidewalk pop! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
883 Here's the scoop. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
884 I think I've made my point. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
885 I have a family history of heart disease 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
886 I've told you before son, it's about quality, not quantity. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
887 Body image issues? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
888 Son, I know it takes a little longer but I find a spatula to be more precise. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
889 OK, that's one thousand for me. Now you do yours. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
890 My cardiologist recommended a heart healthy lifestyle 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
891 Thanks, but your mother isn't always right. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
892 Seriously? You've been sitting there with that shovel for the past two hours? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
893 You want how much for that shovel? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
894 Dear, Looks great so far.Just a little more shoveling and we will be done. Way to go! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
895 Trust me, son, artisan hand forged snow shovels are part of the new economic paradigm. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
896 At least yours doesn't make your butt look big. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
897 No, that takes all the fun out of it. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
898 No thanks, I'm good. I've got kind of a Zen thing going on here. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
899 It's not about size, its all about how you use it. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
900 Please Dad, Not another one of your when I was your age stories 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
901 Why when I was your age I had to shovel snow with a popsicle stick! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
902 No thank you my son, I'm deeply devoted to my minimalism 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
903 I have a bigger shovel, but the wife wants to talk about feelings when I'm done. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
904 I think you've got my glasses also, this thing looked a lot bigger in the shed. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
905 Because anything worth having is worth working hard for it. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
906 Son, are you sure you want to use the big shovel??? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
907 How long did you look for my shovel? And why aren't you moving? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
908 No. It's big man with a little shovel. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
909 Size is unimportant--it's all in the technique. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
910 Standing around again? We'll never get done at this rate! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
911 Junior , are you sure that 'paper covers scissors' ? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
912 Scalable, schmalable. I'm paid by the hour. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
913 Next winter, I will go with small spoon weight loss instead of this small shovel weight loss technique. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
914 Your shovel will get smaller as you get bigger. Mine did. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
915 Hey Dad, Mom says maybe you could use this instead of a spatula. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
916 I can't stay warm using the big shovel. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
917 A Garden Gnome's work is never done! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
918 Remember, I get first choice of beach umbrella. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
919 You can always use that as a raft when it melts. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
920 See! - it's all in the knees. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
921 Unlike some pathetic losers I know, I prefer to undercompensate. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
922 Hey, grab a spoon and help me. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
923 Your'e right, I am less likely to die of a heart attack with this shovel, but I'm more likely to die of old age. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
924 I strive for quality, son. Not quantity. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
925 Mom's making bacon and eggs and she wants you to use this one. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
926 Go tell Mom she made her point; size does matter! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
927 You see son, A poor workman blames his tools. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
928 Well son, gave you a good start. I'm off to the gym. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
929 It's just an optical illusion. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
930 Yes, the snow shovel would be faster. But global warming has been linked with using those. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
931 Size matters, son. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
932 Bernie, it will be a lot easier if you move to the left. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
933 No more calling 'Shotgun' 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
934 Son, size doesn't matter as long as you get the job done. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
935 Good news-- I scoped it out and from what I can tell you can keep it going for a while. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
936 Son, please leave that alone. That's for daddy to use when it really snows. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
937 This is what is called a teachable moment. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
938 It's not quantity. It's quality. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
939 Great future story someday for your grandchildren- on the plus side! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
940 When we're done here, maybe I'll give you a sip of my hot chocolate. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
941 If you didn't want to help, why did you come out here? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
942 Bend at the knees, not the waist. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
943 Zen shoveling can't be rushed. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
944 Junior, this is what I mean by counter intuitive! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
945 Where were you twelve hours ago? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
946 One scoop or two and with or without chocolate sauce? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
947 I think buying a shovel at the mini-mart vs the mega- mall DOES make a difference! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
948 Started yesterday morning. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
949 Was yours an impulse buy at Costco too? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
950 Hey trust me. With climate change less is more....just wait. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
951 Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
952 Come on mom, we have 5 more houses to do. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
953 It's an app called 'Snowblower.' Standard data charges may apply. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
954 You should be using your legs, not your back. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
955 Being the bigger man isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
956 It's not size that matters, Billy, it's scale. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
957 Told ya, size does not matter... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
958 Pick up the pace! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
959 Thanks, Jimmy, but this little baby ensures I miss the Academy Awards. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
960 Perspective is everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
961 Of course I said,"go back, Phil," not "go backfill." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
962 You asked for the handicap. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
963 Hey - is that my hat? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
964 Less is more son 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
965 Remember, son, size isn't everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
966 This one keeps me out longer, away from your mother. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
967 You must be new to the job? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
968 One small step for mankind. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
969 Do you think maybe keep yours in place where it's a little easier to find next time? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
970 Junior held his ground, knowing that it was only a matter of time before Dad would accept the shovel's retail price. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
971 I'm good, I saw "The Revenant" last night! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
972 SCAB! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
973 No, really!" "If you have a better way of doing this I'd love to hear it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
974 Grandma's house looks smaller than when I was your age. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
975 Oh, You're gaining on me, You're gonna catch me! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
976 Go screw yourself. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
977 We make a great team, son! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
978 I don't think you're worthy of Excalibur son. Try again after you finish your homework! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
979 In my day I had to use the big shovel, too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
980 I found your brother...I'm glad we didn't use the snow blower.... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
981 I think there's another one in the garage that's just right. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
982 Son, no matter what they say to you; size doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
983 Quality, not quantity. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
984 Son, it called disruptive technology 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
985 It's all in the motion and leverage. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
986 We'll definitely have a good case for telling Amazon their product descriptions were inaccurate. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
987 Just once I'd like to see you finish a snowjob! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
988 It's not the size of the shovel. It's the volume of fried beans. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
989 Size isn't everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
990 And so you see, son, you can be stupid and have bad tools and still win the race. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
991 "A snow-shovel app?!", they said. "That's absurd!!", they said. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
992 My brain says yes, my back says no. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
993 Perspective matters! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
994 Sometimes decisions shouldn't be left to flipping a coin 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
995 Come on, son, let's play 'Shawshank Redemption.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
996 I don't care if you do speak softly -- get on the walkway. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
997 Son, please don't question my mid-life crisis... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
998 I'm the right fool for the job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
999 Do you think you've got it now? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1000 Timmy, your mother and I have already explained our switch to small-batch snow shoveling. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1001 It's not the size of the shovel that counts. It's what you do with it that matters the most. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1002 Your suggestion is an intriguing one. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1003 The key is lifting with your legs. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1004 You see, Jeremy? Size doesn't matter! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1005 I did the math. We should have shoveled the same amount of snow. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1006 Bend your knees more and flex your wrists. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1007 Thanks, son, this one's fine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1008 It's not your ambition to shovel; it's shoveling your ambition. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1009 Expensive doesn't always mean more efficient. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1010 Overcompensating for something small again, are we Mr. Smith? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1011 Which song would you like to sing next? "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall", or "If You're Happy & You Know It, Clap Your Hands"? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1012 Smaller shovel, smaller chest pain. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1013 I'm setting a personal best on my pedometer. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1014 Bar mitzvah, bar shmitzvah, Neil; today you are a man. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1015 You need to put your back into it, like me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1016 Santa's finally starting to dig out! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1017 I suppose you're still using a landline too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1018 I don't know about you, but I'm headed to the beach. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1019 Someday you'll understand -I work for the city... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1020 It's not the size of the shovel in the hand... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1021 It's just a matter of perspective. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1022 I bet you're "feeling the Bern" now dad. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1023 I don't know what this thing in my left hand is either. Ask the cartoonist. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1024 Consider it a valuable lesson. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1025 I’m making a carpel tunnel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1026 I'll help you this time, but when I was your age, I didn't stop to rest until I finished the job! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1027 You said you wanted big-boy toys when you took my iPad. Well, here you go. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1028 I'm not sure the redistribution of snow shovels was a good idea 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1029 I'll be a while! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1030 Now--after 9 hours? Seriously? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1031 The web site said: 'true-to-size.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1032 My what a big shovel you have...and mine is too small...Mom's should be just the right size to finish...let's go in, game starts in 15 minutes. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1033 It helps me to meet my FitBit goal. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1034 It's all about the technique. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1035 Do you still think size doesn't matter? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1036 It's not the size that counts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1037 Aren't you the same kid that offered to shovel my walk two weeks ago? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1038 I told you to bend with your knees. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1039 That would've been useful two hours ago 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1040 You see, son, always set low expectations and you will reach your goals. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1041 I don't care any more what my Fitbit thinks of me! Hand me the big shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1042 Watch me son-it's all in the wrists. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1043 That issue of The Watchtower in my bathroom isn't just going to replace itself! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1044 This is fair, Mikey. You eat for free here 365 days a year. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1045 technology wins again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1046 Take a lesson from me- don't dry your shovel on hot. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1047 Put your whole body into it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1048 Upstate Ergonomics 101 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1049 I told you, we can build a snowman just as soon as I'm done shovelling the walk. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1050 Please thank your mother, but remind her - bigger isn't always better. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1051 the winter gets me down! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1052 Every little bit helps 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1053 I'll take it from here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1054 Big is as big does 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1055 I suppose you're going to complain about the wage gap too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1056 Wanna switch? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1057 Misguided shovel ready workers fall for snow job! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1058 Thanks son, this shovel app is not quite cutting it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1059 Still believe everything Al Gore tells you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1060 Honey, what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1061 Don't worry! When you're my age there won't be any snow left. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1062 I don't know which is deeper and more annoying, the snow or the metaphor? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1063 Stop complaining. The more you grow, the smaller YOUR shovel will appear too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1064 And John weeped with happiness for he knew his son's shovel would be bigger than his own 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1065 It's all I can afford, living on Bank Interest! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1066 I wanted a more hand-crafted, artisanal look. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1067 Efficiency at it's best. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1068 Well, I don't care what Bernie would say. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1069 This is Vermont, Homer. In keeping with Bernie Sanders philosophy about taxes, let's switch snow shovels. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1070 It's not the size of the shovel, it's the scraping of the paving. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1071 We do Common Core later!!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1072 Ready....aim.... Fire... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1073 I keep telling you: Size doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1074 I wonder how long you have been out here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1075 You call it unfairness. I call it seniority. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1076 No. I don't think snow is mentioned in the Bible. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1077 Well son, as we say say in I.T., it's the operating system, not the hardware, that makes the difference. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1078 Take this job and shovel it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1079 Well, I call dibs on the hot chocolate, then. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1080 Thanks son. But this spoon is doing a fine job.. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1081 Um, I don't think this is working. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1082 No two Flakes are alike! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1083 Tell your Mom that I am not being stubborn. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1084 Mama says you're wrong: size DOES matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1085 I know life is unfair thank you very much. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1086 But the flakes are so small! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1087 I'm gonna need a bigger shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1088 This better be the last of it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1089 Now is not the time to search for your frisbee. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1090 It may be small, but I know what to do with it and the wife's just happy I can go so fast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1091 No, thanks. I'm working on a 12 step program. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1092 That's taking the easy way out! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1093 Yeah, but I read somewhere, in Florida they have a python infestation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1094 ITS OK, I'M A REPUBLICAN 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1095 Bigger is not always better son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1096 Hey dad, still think size doesn't matter? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1097 Your allowance is 10,000 shovelfuls that way. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1098 Depending on your point of view, each of us could be considered liberal or conservative. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1099 Good system. One full shovel for you, one for me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1100 For the last time, my name's not John Snow, I know winter is coming, and stop staring at me with those blue eyes.... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1101 Your birthday wishes are getting more and more unsettling. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1102 Sorry Mom, I stepped on a crack! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1103 ...and that is why Daddy needs his big truck. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1104 It was the whiteness of the whale that above all things appalled me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1105 You have a bright future in upper management. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1106 Let that be a lesson to you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1107 Don't you always say bigger is better? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1108 Remember son slow and steady wins the race. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1109 The Sun'll come out, Tomorrow, Tomorrow...... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1110 It's not about size, son, it's about technique. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1111 Remember, it's not the size, but the motion. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1112 Who is your father, he is way too harsh. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1113 Does this shovel make me look fat? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1114 It's a journey, not a destination. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1115 Shrinkage 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1116 Got it, oxymoron! Now back to your homework! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1117 You see, it isn't the size of the tool that matters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1118 Quickly, before the kids come! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1119 Brevity is the soul of humor. -Shakespeare 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1120 Who's the little man now? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1121 That little garden gnome... always so superior. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1122 Stop son, we told Mom we are only doing a little shoveling. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1123 If you think this is so funny go audition for the Coen brothers! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1124 They say today that small is the new big. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1125 You should pay attention to the details... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1126 Should have had another son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1127 Tell your mother I saw her shadow and will be back in six weeks. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1128 Pretend I'm the CEO.Think of this as a reality check for the American dream. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1129 Jared was beginning to regret buying all his garden tools at Novelty Goods, Inc. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1130 Is this what you were looking for? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1131 If memory serves, you eat peas one at a time. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1132 It's not the size of the shovel, it's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1133 I suppose you want a participation trophy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1134 This is how my father plowed snow, and this is how you will plow. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1135 Anyone can move snow. It's only a true artist that can shape it and let it tell it's own story. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1136 I told you before size doesn't always matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1137 See it's not the size of the shovel that matters, it's the person using it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1138 When I was your age, we didn't have those big fancy shovels - we shoveled or snow with a spatula, and were grateful for it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1139 Pathfinder. Please. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1140 When I get done shoveling, I'll give you something to reflect on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1141 El Nino, my son, isn't this ironic? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1142 The auction said, Snow Help. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1143 Watch me son, it's all about leverage. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1144 Remember, it's all about leverage. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1145 A little shoveling does the body good. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1146 Mom's great with her new snowblower. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1147 You know what they say about guys with big shovels. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1148 Hide that thing, kid! I'm paid by the hour. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1149 Wanna trade? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1150 Once again, you have failed to catch my drift. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1151 Perhaps we should trade? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1152 It's one small step for man, one giant leap for a lawn jockey. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1153 Time to trade, yet? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1154 Sharon bought Larry a nice garden trowel for Valentine's Day. He mistakenly thought he outdid her with a snow shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1155 I think I took her "size doesn't matter" too broadly. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1156 Archimedes would have loved this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1157 Just like my wife always says, "size matters." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1158 I think we should trade shovels. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1159 Tough, grow up kiddo! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1160 It's so beautiful! Make it last, son! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1161 I don't get that new technology. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1162 Son, you should ever send a man to do a boys job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1163 Charging by the hour, not the inch kid - try it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1164 My cardiologist recommended a trowel, not a shovel! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1165 Compensating for something? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1166 Whaddaya mean you have a blister? When I was your age, we used to do this barefoot, uphill, both ways 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1167 'Lets pretend I'm Trump and your Bush." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1168 By my age, you’ll believe that size doesn’t matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1169 Dad, I will give you a quarter to get off your cell phone and finish the walk. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1170 Son, you'll never get a government job with that kind of thinking. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1171 See son--it's not how big it is, it's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1172 And this son, is how I get paid more on an hourly basis. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1173 You had your choice, now shovel the driveway. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1174 Size doesn't matter. It's the enthusiasm that counts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1175 Haven't you seen the Shawshank Redemption? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1176 All about confidence! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1177 The doctor said it's best for my heart. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1178 The iShovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1179 It takes 10,000 hours to master as skill, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1180 Size isn't the only thing that matters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1181 Don't just stand there. Help me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1182 One small step for man, one giant leap for canine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1183 All I know is that I have never hurt my back shovelling snow when I use this shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1184 Believe me son when I tell you size doesn't matter. Just ask your mother. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1185 After an hour or so, we'll switch shovels again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1186 the moment they realized he had taken his artisan phase too far. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1187 Sometimes a shovel is just a shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1188 My boss wants me at work when I’m finished. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1189 It's because I expect big things of you, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1190 Someday you will understand and appreciate the difference in "hourly wage" and "salary wage" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1191 Lonnie always seemed to pick the wrong Monopoly piece. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1192 It's all in the technique. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1193 Don't look so smug, I charge by the hour. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1194 It's not the size of the tool that counts, Nora, it's the size of the effort...oh, never mind. Hand me the big shovel, please. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1195 It may be small, but I know how to use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1196 The boy and the father are cleaning the garden because its snowed and the father take the kid's showel and the kid takes the father's showel. so the kid is doing the all work... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1197 ''Like me, lift with your legs.'' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1198 This seemed like the fairest division of labor for you to earn your allowance. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1199 I still swear the private sector is more efficient. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1200 Suddenly Jack realized, size does matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1201 There are better ways to impress mommy 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1202 Well? I'm waiting. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1203 Keep at it, Mom. I'm sure my little pail is down there somewhere. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1204 You kids are always rushing to get things done. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1205 See? I bend at the knees, not the waist, and my back doesn't hurt at all. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1206 And you're telling me there's a "scientific consensus"? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1207 Sidewalk trimming distinguishes true snow shovellers from the rest. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1208 Size is important but you have to know how to use it too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1209 What do you mean I'm a micro manager? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1210 Women lean in, son. Men lean on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1211 It's in the wrist. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1212 Man up and get back to work. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1213 Honey, stop playing and come dig me out. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1214 Learn, little man: The secret is: there's always "the right tool for the right job." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1215 I think I used the last of your little blue pills. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1216 Size matters less when you get to be my age. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1217 Awkward! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1218 You kids think you're so smart. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1219 Here kitty, kitty, kitty... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1220 No really, you've done your share. So let's trade back now, okay? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1221 This is my "me" time. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1222 With you it's always about presentation! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1223 For me, 'Backwards Day' is losing its charm. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1224 Look, See? The small shovel works just fine. Now quit your complaining. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1225 My character is sufficiently built . 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1226 I'm not the one who left the snow blower out all night. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1227 Communism will fix this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1228 Quality not quantity; remember that lad. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1229 Look, I appreciate that you're licensed, bonded and certified, but I think I can handle this myself. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1230 That's all right, son. As you can see, I'm a shoveling fool! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1231 Judge me when you're married. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1232 Laugh all you want but the Fitbit won't lie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1233 Your mother wants me to teach you about fairness. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1234 "978,979....I was right Mr. Know it all. It takes your shovel more scoops than....heeeeyyyy 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1235 If you didn't want the push shovel, you should have said so. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1236 But Mom told me size really *does* matter 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1237 Now I know what it feels like to shovel in your footsteps. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1238 It's all about billable shovels full. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1239 Back in my day we hand shoveled and we like it ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1240 Next you will be demanding a snow blower. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1241 Remembering back, Jack realized that his father always found ways to make him feel small and incompetent. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1242 I see the cartoonist drew you the wrong size shovel, too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1243 Perception's a bitch. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1244 Shoveling my way to the store. Need anything? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1245 How about you clean out the litter box and we call it even? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1246 I'm union, kid. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1247 Son, what part of "artisanal" don't you understand? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1248 Found it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1249 It's Shovel Time! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1250 Are we having fun yet? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1251 OK, Quincy, you get the big shovel and in return you promise not to tell mommy about Mrs. Wainwright and me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1252 Well... you can tell your "real" dad that your mom is very pleased with my little shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1253 The groundhog lied. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1254 Don't think of it as a big shovel, as much as a big character builder. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1255 Son, it's not the size, it's what you do with it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1256 'Six hours, almost done, my back's killing me and NOW you're Mr. Wise Guy ?' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1257 And remember that when you talk to girls 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1258 Maybe there's a better way to do this, Phil. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1259 Watch me for a minute. See? You've gotta use your LEGS. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1260 You're lucky. Back when I was a boy my father wouldn't help me like this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1261 And that, son, is the history of Social Security. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1262 Well, this experience has certainly given me a new perspective. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1263 Size may not matter to her, but it does to me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1264 You should see the driveway 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1265 Remember this, "Bigger isn't always better". 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1266 Who says that size matters 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1267 Put your back into it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1268 Another three hours, another foot. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1269 It's not the size of the tool, it's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1270 You see son, size really doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1271 Next year, You can use the iShovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1272 Now do you believe in ergonomics? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1273 Mom's new boyfriend lives in Florida. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1274 Son, you are all shovel, no snow. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1275 No, son. I use that shovel when I'm being paid by the job rather than by the hour. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1276 ... and toss. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1277 Go tell your Mom, that just because she found our snow shovel, does not mean I need to use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1278 You know, son, it wasn't too long ago, that I would have needed that big shovel for a job like this. Now I can do it all with my smart phone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1279 Do you think maybe your whining is why Mommy drinks so much? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1280 I'm sorry you think this is a snow job." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1281 I found him on Angie's List 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1282 There isn't an app for that! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1283 Just follow my example and we'll be done in no time. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1284 Son, put the shovel down! I need to give you a key memory for your later adolescent rejection of me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1285 It's not the size of the shovel, it how you move your hips. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1286 It's all in the ergonomics. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1287 It's not the size of the shovel, it's the size of the heart that matters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1288 Son, I think you have Daddy's snow shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1289 Mac wondered if they'd had more than one child would he still be using the sand castle shovel to clear the walk. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1290 Son, stop playing in the snow. We've got work to do. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1291 It's not the size of the shovel in the snow, it's the size of the man with the shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1292 You can use the Back Saver 2000 when you're the parent. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1293 No, that's the litter scoop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1294 Don't forget, the government contract pays per shovel! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1295 So here's the technique, Bobby, but you'll get a lot better leverage with that shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1296 Keep Working and you'll get the hang of it Louie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1297 Then again, if we were smart about this we'd move to San Diego. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1298 Okay big shot. Now see if you can find our mailbox! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1299 Next I'll show him how to play Ping-Pong. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1300 Remember, my boy, it's not the size of your shovel but how much Elvis is in your pelvis... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1301 How the hell did I get the short end of the stick? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1302 That is one small scoop for a man and one giant one for man's kind. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1303 I wish I never took him to see Trump's helicopter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1304 Shovelling snow is hard work, at least from my perspective. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1305 Someday son, this shovel will be yours. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1306 Don't judge a shovel by its size. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1307 This is almost as frustrating as the New Yorker caption contest 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1308 I tell you kid, it's not the size of the tool that matters, it's what you do with it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1309 Stop telling me to check my privilege. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1310 So, does size matter? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1311 It's what the 1% call fair and balanced. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1312 Euclid called it an extreme and mean ratio, if you remember. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1313 'See ya next winter, kid' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1314 Hey, these aren't my glasses. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1315 Remember son, it's not the size of your tool that counts, it's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1316 Put some muscle into it, son. Like this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1317 Put some elbow into it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1318 Daddy when can I upgrade to the IShovel 6 PLUS? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1319 Can you believe your mother calls me a perfectionist? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1320 Just remember, son: Size doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1321 I have an idea: let's switch coats. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1322 My mom says it's to bad you don't have a bigger one, and then she laughed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1323 I think the guy at the hardware store's interpretation of the democratic primary is a little crude. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1324 My ex- was right. It does count. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1325 And when it all melts, I have a shot glass you can use to clear away the flooding. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1326 Lean in. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1327 Just wait! I'll let you know when it's your turn. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1328 You see son, this is socialism. This is why Sweden is covered in snow. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1329 This isn't as funny as I thought it would be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1330 Make America great again my ass!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1331 A sled? You don't want one, I've seen Citizen Kane. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1332 The shovel shaming continued for another winter, and Wally wondered if he'd ever emerge from his father's shadow. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1333 Don't overexert yourself, Junior! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1334 Kids today. They want everything right away. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1335 Just how many more snow cones are you planning on making, son? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1336 I really hate my job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1337 Straight A's = small shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1338 Put that away, we are paid by the hour. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1339 See? This is exactly what's wrong with your generation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1340 It's not the size of the tool that matters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1341 Hurry up, shorty. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1342 Linda's biggest mistake in life was reassuring her husband that size doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1343 But don't start thinking you're too big to fail! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1344 Shovelry is dead. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1345 At least you can use yours as a sled. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1346 Studies say this prevents heart attacks. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1347 symbolically,son, these last few inches are always for the man of the house. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1348 Son, if anybody tease you with "size matter" crap, you remember this day. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1349 I disagree with you - size DOES matter! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1350 Oh! So now, all of a sudden size does matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1351 No, thanks... With this one I only have to worry about suffering a wrist attack. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1352 Its too big for the sand box . 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1353 Stop shoveling outside of the box! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1354 Whew. Rob, are you sure by door-to-door the campaign manager meant from the front door to the door of the polling booth? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1355 Because I'm wearing my Fitbit. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1356 It's the latest iShovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1357 When you're married you'll understand. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1358 Son, you'll never find the end of this walk playing with that thing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1359 Because you speaks so softly, that's why. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1360 My dear, it's not the size of the tool, it's its correct application. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1361 And so ends today’s lesson in humiliation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1362 But where's the fun? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1363 Buy your shovel for 5 bucks, kid? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1364 If size mattered you wouldn't be here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1365 Oh, good. Finished building your 'Wall Against the Rising Tide of Stephanie' next door? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1366 Compensating? No, I'm not 'compensating'. You? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1367 Son, bigger isn't better. Faster is better. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1368 It's called Crossfit. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1369 My boss says I need to be more mindful. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1370 I just heard spring is right around the corner. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1371 I'm gonna cut you, little man. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1372 Remember, son, size doesn’t matter. It’s all in the technique. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1373 This is not a trick, son, I'm just in my second childhood. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1374 No, this doesn't mean you can trade your twin bed for my king-size bed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1375 I know, I know you're winning in both "Poles"! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1376 Mom said either way you're going to grandma's. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1377 Have you noticed, whenever we shovel Gahan Wilson's walk, something weird happens? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1378 No thanks, I'm working on my triceps. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1379 You'll be done in no time. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1380 I'm paid by the hour how about you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1381 Reverse psychology 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1382 It's mostly the perspective! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1383 Papa, I bet if you used Nadkins you could handle the big shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1384 I'm not prepared for global warming. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1385 Another task failure by management. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1386 That's a Big Boy shovel. Big Boy politicians want us to do more with less. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1387 Think lose-lose. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1388 Son, you know that's our display shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1389 You said you wanted equality of opportunity 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1390 Hey Buddy, feeling a bit of 'trowel envy' are we? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1391 I read Marie Kondo and this was the shovel that made me the happiest. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1392 Repeat after me; "Government contract!" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1393 Dad, is there a moral in this? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1394 Son when I was a boy my father didn't help me with snow removal. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1395 What do you mean by 'snow shovel equality?' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1396 And on that day, Maurice taught his son a lesson that all the men of the Sorenson family have had to learn before him... it's not about the size, it's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1397 Time to Switch. That's 4 hours. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1398 It was your bright idea to level the playing field. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1399 The devil is in the details, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1400 I've been told it's more about how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1401 Even Robert Mankoff would say there's something wrong with this picture. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1402 Switch? We are being paid hourly! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1403 Now can Daddy have his wallet back? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1404 What's wrong in this picture? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1405 Yes, I promise to put it back in your sand box when I finish. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1406 When you grow up, you get to use the little shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1407 You say you want to trade? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1408 It's not a race son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1409 Stop singing the theme from '12 Years a Slave'! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1410 You see son, this is what balance of power means! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1411 'Of course size matters!' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1412 Mom wants her spatula back! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1413 Would this have helped? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1414 You're not getting much leverage. Grab it closer to the handle. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1415 First one to shovel out the car gets to drive. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1416 Son, you'll be able to speak loudly and carry a small stick when you have your own children. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1417 Size doesn't matter; it's all about how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1418 No, I am not micromanaging. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1419 Tell your mother I'm not pouting about the snowblower. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1420 Where did you say your segway was? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1421 If I suffer from low self esteem, you're at the other end of the spectrum. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1422 I told you, son, I don't want to use that thing. I'm getting paid by the hour. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1423 It's called seniority son.check with your union rep. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1424 To each their own workout routine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1425 Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1426 Your mother insisted I complete a 12-step program. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1427 I'd rather be grilling. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1428 It's either this or I talk to your mother. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1429 This is one of those perspective puzzles, right? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1430 Why am I doing all the work with 1/50th of the shovel? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1431 Drop dead, you useless midget! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1432 Miley's here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1433 Life inside the snow globe had become too predictable. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1434 Now it's your turn. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1435 Big feet. Small shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1436 Lift with your legs; not with your back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1437 I said do your best to make Dad look "athletic" not "pathetic". 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1438 Size really doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1439 But Bernie says this is the only fair way to share the labor!!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1440 When you get older and have kids, you too can be unfair. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1441 Can we please switch already. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1442 You seen the medium guy? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1443 Its not the size of the shovel, it's the fury of the attack. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1444 It's not the size of the shovel, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1445 In my day, we shoveled snow with a spatula. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1446 I haven't seen this much snow since Clapton in '75. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1447 Because, Jimmy, we don't care about keeping up with the Joneses. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1448 Still working on that first shovel full? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1449 Told ya. It's not how big it is, it's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1450 You just have to put your back into it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1451 I'm sure the counselor will hear about this next week. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1452 You shovel, I'll scoop -- it's called division of labor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1453 Welcome to the 99%. . . 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1454 Little help? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1455 Where's your pail? I want to take a bath later. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1456 You're right, it's all in the wrist! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1457 Where's you ox, Paul? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1458 You kids and your damn technology! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1459 It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1460 Son, I'm not going to sugar coat things; size does matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1461 I wish your brother were here to use the medium shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1462 So old-school 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1463 Let this be a lesson to you, son. Never bite off more than you can chew. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1464 It's not the size of the shovel that matters, is's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1465 What a tool!!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1466 Still wanna take turns? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1467 I'll give you mine if you give me yours. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1468 No, thanks, I'll keep mine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1469 Your father's no wussy! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1470 And THAT is what is meant by inversely proportional. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1471 Mom said yours wasn't big enough. I assumed she meant the shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1472 You must be salary, I'm paid for the hours. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1473 Naw, I need the exercise! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1474 See billy! You're mother was wrong, size doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1475 Choose life. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1476 I've been trying to get Margie out of her 'bigger is better' mindset. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1477 Yes, I'm a congressman. Why do you ask? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1478 Son, this is how Social Security works. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1479 Well, you'll love it when this goes crazy viral. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1480 I just use a simple scoop and toss method. Piece of cake. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1481 So how do you like Canada so far? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1482 It's all in the wrist, and I have the touch! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1483 The path of least resistance? Never heard of it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1484 God loves a lonely hero, son... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1485 Lift with your legs, Tommy, not your back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1486 I'm teaching you about the national debt. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1487 "No, it doesn't correspond to my shovel size!' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1488 I lost a bet, what's your excuse? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1489 Once Mommy finds her newspaper, she'll unfreeze Billy's hands. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1490 Size isn't everything. Ask Mom. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1491 Mathematically, we should finish at exactly the same time. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1492 Working hard? Or hardly working? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1493 You shovel the snow. I’m curating it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1494 New iShovel? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1495 First one done gets to do laundry. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1496 Mom says size doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1497 One day this will all be yours. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1498 Piece of cake, son. Why don't you finish up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1499 See? The cold DOES cause shrinkage. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1500 It's not how much snow you can push, son, it's how much of the sidewalk you can clear. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1501 You realize there's an app for that. Right? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1502 You shoveled the heavy snow now let me handle the light snow. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1503 Don't forget we split it fifty-fifty. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1504 For the last time, I'm sorry I forced you to take your allowance in shovels. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1505 Slowpoke. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1506 It's not the shovel. It's how you use it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1507 I propose we forego lengthy negotiations and swap shovels now before the snow melts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1508 I didn't know that they made these in different sizes. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1509 Yes, I know. If I use the bigger shovel I'll get to work faster. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1510 See what whistling while you work will do for you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1511 Are you in my way? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1512 Maybe Bernie can figure it out. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1513 Hey kid, get off my lawn. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1514 It was at that moment Herbert was glad he had bought the insurance on his cell phone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1515 Maybe it's still not too late for law school. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1516 Your allowance just became non-non-negotiable. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1517 Maybe when you're through shoveling the lawn, you can mow the sidewalk. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1518 Sorry, this is more exercise. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1519 ... and in high heels, too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1520 I saw it on "Escape from Alcatraz." What's your excuse? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1521 Did he say a 100 foot path 36 " wide or a 36 foot path, one hundred inches wide? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1522 I use my toothbrush for the lighter stuff. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1523 Oh, *that* other shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1524 It's all about attitude! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1525 I smell a sitcom! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1526 You won't be afraid of clowns anymore after we build a healthy fear of hypothermia. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1527 A New York state of mind. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1528 No, thank you. I promised your mother I would reduce my carbon footprint. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1529 I thought this was taking more time than usual 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1530 Get out of here kid, I get paid by the hour. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1531 Because your father is a trained archeologist. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1532 Son, when you grow up you will learn that effectiveness is not the same as efficiency. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1533 See, son? It's not the size -- it's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1534 This is how we do it in prison 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1535 Why Are You Shoveling? It's Going to be 50 Degrees Tomorrow. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1536 Ha! It's not the size of the shovel, it's the devotion to motion! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1537 So just like this for forty feet and repeat. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1538 Dad, not THAT kind of compensation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1539 All I'm saying is it's a matter of perspective. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1540 see, it sucks with the big shovel too...... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1541 El Nino made me do it 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1542 To the confident, son, size doesn’t matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1543 Let's just stick with the plan. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1544 This new app is great ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1545 All shovel. No action. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1546 That's a buck a shovel full, Sonny--minimum ten. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1547 You should see how I paint the house in the summer. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1548 Size matters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1549 If Bernie wins, we all get medium sized shovels.” 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1550 Ah. You must be the boy sent to do a man's job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1551 It's 2016. Aren't robots supposed to do this? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1552 You'll learn as you get older. It's not the size, it's the motion. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1553 It ain't the size of the tool that matters, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1554 Go ahead, take your time with your huge shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1555 I can't wait for this 'Freaky Friday' thing to get undone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1556 Some day you'll appreciate daddy's artisanal snow craft. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1557 Like I told your Mother, size doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1558 I said I liked the 'concept' of role reversal. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1559 I do hope that you appreciate the value of my efforts at providing a direction for your future occupational endeavors... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1560 One day, you'll have a little one. Just like this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1561 You know what? Let's move. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1562 I have the best intentions. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1563 High tech is no use if you don't know how to use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1564 If size mattered, I'd still be shoveling alone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1565 Remember son, it's not the size of your shovel that counts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1566 I accidentally brought my Florida sand shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1567 Maybe I shouldn't do this while I am stoned! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1568 Put that away, Son. We're getting paid by the hour. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1569 If you think that's big, you should see my... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1570 Once an an archeologist,,,,, 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1571 Big shoes.....small shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1572 How much did you want for that damn shovel again? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1573 You'll learn. My father died of a heart attack. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1574 It's not the size but what you do with it that counts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1575 We can change shovels for the driveway, okay Billy? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1576 Fred always believed it was 90% attitude. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1577 As you get older, son, you'll realize that it's the little things in life that make a difference. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1578 Don't let anyone lie to you, size is everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1579 It's all in the wrist Billy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1580 When I was your age, we didn't even have SPATULAS! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1581 Hi Mr. Gibbs, my Dad borrowed your shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1582 I'm just putting the finishing touches on what you started. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1583 I told her it wasn't the size of the shovel that mattered! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1584 Determination and attitude always trumps method. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1585 Let me show you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1586 It's not all about size. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1587 If it's the last thing I ever say, "Bigger is not better." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1588 Being the little spoon isn't as fun as I thought 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1589 Tell your mom I enjoy oxymorons! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1590 Just five minutes and then I get the big boy shovel again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1591 Back in my day we had to shovel with our tongues. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1592 I know, baby - you'll dig it the most... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1593 OK, OK, I get it! But at least you can fly coach! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1594 Be right back after I feed the dogs and hook up the sled. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1595 Never mind what mom says, it’s not the size that counts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1596 Put it on the spin cycle and use a hammer to pry loose the porch. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1597 One small scoop by me, one giant walkway cleared. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1598 This would be a funny New Yorker cartoon. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1599 Kinda symbolic, ain't it? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1600 These little shovels work great for this Monsant-snow!!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1601 I guess size really does matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1602 Away troll, I'm not throwing my back out again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1603 Mine is too small. Yours is too big. Come on, let's switch hats. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1604 You've got to lift with your legs. Watch me do it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1605 Never mind. I'm in no hurry. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1606 I told you we should have picked up the milk and eggs yesterday. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1607 On average, they're both perfect. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1608 I need a little break, Son. My back is killing me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1609 No, son. Like this! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1610 Hey, it's not the size it's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1611 I only use that one for political snowjobs. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1612 Pass the salt! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1613 The moment irrational optimism met rigid pragmatism. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1614 Come on, Willie, I used to walk to school barefooted in this stuff. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1615 We all feel inadequate, kid. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1616 If my scoop is ten times smaller, when will we finish Johnny? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1617 Hey pal, you need to get a new perspective 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1618 It's the motion that counts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1619 Again Son ... it's all about perspective. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1620 Come on, Tom Sawyer is going to let me do his driveway too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1621 No! Your prices are too high. It makes more sense to do it myself. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1622 I have no idea what you mean by 'economy of scale'..... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1623 Mommy says you need a bigger tool. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1624 Hey Kido when ae you going to learn to use the right tool? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1625 Wrong! Slow and steady does NOT always win the race. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1626 Let this be a lesson to you--always choose the 1% shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1627 I have less character to build. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1628 Bigger isn't necessarily better, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1629 Hey Stanley, I'm thinking that maybe we should trade shovels? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1630 It's quality not quantity, kiddo. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1631 Maybe now you'll learn the difference between metric and imperial. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1632 Tomorrow we'll get into guns vs. butter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1633 Double, double, toil and trouble; To each man cursed: the wrong size shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1634 Mine has GPS and voice guidance assistance. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1635 Now do you believe me that size doesn't matter? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1636 You knew I was a short order cook when you asked me to help. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1637 Winter is not the season for Freaky Friday. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1638 Wait a few years kid, and you'll understand. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1639 Hey, low energy. Pick up the pace. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1640 Complain softly and carry a big shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1641 Don't be a Sisyphus. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1642 We'll never survive this winter if we fail to keep things in perspective. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1643 Oscar, run inside and get Daddy the salt shaker. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1644 Stop sighing. I'm doing my bit. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1645 It's all in the wrist, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1646 Don't just be a Yard Gnome, get to work! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1647 How's Freaky Friday working out for you so far? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1648 My normal job? I work for the government. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1649 Where do I get one of those? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1650 You see, Marty? It ain't the size of the shovel that counts! The big-dicked man will always shovel faster. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1651 Son, don’t think for a minute that I haven’t learned a thing or two from my years working for the government. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1652 Mom says to use this to shovel the walk unless you want her to flip the burgers with a plunger 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1653 See it's easy...I'm sick and tired of little people like you complaining all the time! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1654 Hey dad, we've been out here doing our sidewalk for 6 hours, can I go in now? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1655 Hurry up! Speed is more important than quantity. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1656 Hey, kid! I hope you know that yours won't be that big forever! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1657 Because the hard way builds character, Timmy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1658 This is my fetish. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1659 It's the city drones, Charlie! Shovel faster before we get fined! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1660 Apparently you don't know how to use yours. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1661 Are you sure it isn't a snow day? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1662 No. I don't know what happened to your shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1663 I'm a big person. It only looks smaller. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1664 You're still not getting a bigger allowance. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1665 At my age, I'm just happy to be able to shovel at all. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1666 I'll be back soon. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1667 Darn, that's not our house. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1668 You see son, it's not really work, if you love what you do. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1669 No ad hominem. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1670 I asked my teacher today about child labor laws. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1671 When I'm finished we'll build a snowmidget. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1672 Once I'm done here, it's off to the beach for the sun and sand. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1673 So much for one size fits all. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1674 Bend your knees and lift with your legs, not your back. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1675 I don't care what Mommy says. You tell her that this is the most I can lift after my massive heart attack last week. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1676 It makes me feel closer to my ex-wife. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1677 Hey, this division of labor appears to be very asymmetrical. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1678 Hurry up, you've got work tomorrow. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1679 Whaddya mean "size matters?" 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1680 Pancake flipping titles are won in the off-season. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1681 So much for 'size matters.' 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1682 Trowel and Error son. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1683 Shoveling is like making love. But I forget why. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1684 What are you waiting for, we don't have all day. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1685 Time for Daddy's Little Man to step up and pull his weight. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1686 My shovel is half full 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1687 I guess the saying also applies to shoveling snow. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1688 I'll be down to the corner by spring time. You can just hold that there. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1689 That was grandpa's, may he rest in peace. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1690 That's not a shovel, this is a shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1691 I agree, Art, but the doctor said humor her, and she's still watching. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1692 This looks good Junior. Now it's time we tackle that roof. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1693 And, the far too late, it dawned on Mr. Friedman: "Perhaps the market doesn't always efficiently allocate resources." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1694 That's it. Aim high. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1695 "Admit that the free market disproportionately favors those who inherit means and I'll give you the snow shovel, Gary." “Go to Hell, Linda.” The 2016 election cycle had created an increasingly hostile environment in the Johnson household. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1696 Remember, it's easier if you lift with your legs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1697 When I was your age, even the snow banks looked huge. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1698 If we keep at it, we can make Vegas by nightfall. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1699 What do you mean I've "lost it"! I saw it in the basement! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1700 I wonder if he will be an adequate son-in-law. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1701 I'm a pollster looking for angry voters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1702 Had enough, big shot? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1703 Precision and follow through get you better distance than brute strength! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1704 We'll get more done when Mom gets here 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1705 I guess you're right. Every family has one over achiever and a one under achiever. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1706 I knew you were waiting for me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1707 I'm an artist, not a garage painter! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1708 Can you hand me the strawberry syrup please? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1709 The weather forecast did call for a chance of erasers today. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1710 It's called haute scoop-ture. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1711 Not what I expected when you said I could trade for new hand tools. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1712 Don't look at me like that, Archie. It's called damage control. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1713 It's really all a matter of virtual perspective. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1714 Don't out kick your coverage 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1715 Keep shoveling!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1716 Would you believe I have a bigger Johnson. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1717 Marty got the extra large because he had something to prove. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1718 A little bit goes a long way. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1719 Think we should swap shovels ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1720 Do the math Mr Mensa. THEN lecture me again about this making a mountain out of a mole hill thing! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1721 Let this be a lesson: It’s not how big it is, it’s what you do with it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1722 I've just... had too much time on my hands, okay? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1723 No bombs Grandma, snowballs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1724 The Power of Small 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1725 See George size really doesn't matter 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1726 Next year I'm buying a smaller shovel! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1727 I'll bet Smith's shovel is juuuuuuuust right. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1728 This was much easier when we shot Fargo. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1729 Don't forget the roof! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1730 I still think they were worth the free shipping. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1731 I'm going to tell Mom that you made me use the big scoop. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1732 I don't think you're trying 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1733 i'm running to the store to get a smaller shovel, lol. forgot you were tiny 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1734 Oh my, I'm using Bernie's shovel and I do "Feel the Bern." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1735 There must be better ways to narrow the gender achievement gap. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1736 This would be easier if you used the spoon & I used the shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1737 Tell me again how you don't leave footprints. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1738 Fairness was never part of shoveling the walk. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1739 I know you're just trying to protect me, but, when your mother said she was tired of me shoveling it all the time, I don't think is was snow she meant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1740 Your not much help! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1741 Millennials... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1742 The Slow Movement doesn't take a snow day, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1743 Work smarter, not harder is for pussies, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1744 Meanwhile in Canada... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1745 I've earned my right to lead by example. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1746 I named my shovel "El Nino" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1747 Son, it's not the size that matters. It's the way you use it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1748 Wax on, wax off, wifeyson! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1749 OK. It's your turn. Bring your shovel and come and help Daddy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1750 Technique is the key, my boy, not size! Remember that. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1751 I am leaving, going to Florida 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1752 We haven't had a lil'easter this bad since I was your age. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1753 When we're done, you can have a little hot chocolate, and I'll have a big scotch. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1754 Hard on the back; easy on the wallet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1755 Honey, I shrunk my snow shovel and grandpa. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1756 My wife says size doesn't matter. (Note to editor: sorry in advance) 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1757 Because our people come from Lilliput, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1758 No, you little dweeb, size does NOT matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1759 Lift with your knees, Pops! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1760 See? What you wanna do is lift with your knees. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1761 Like I said, you were very fortunate to use the large snow shovel after I fliped the coin. Heads you won and tails I lost. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1762 I'll be shoveling snow until the another snowstorm arrived in one month! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1763 I'm preparing for climate change. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1764 Don't look so smug - I'd have won the bet if it weren't for global warming 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1765 It's speak softly and carry a big STICK 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1766 I think there's a mix-up here... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1767 It's not the size of the wave, it's motion of the ocean. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1768 Now you can see for yourself how important it is to eat your vegetables. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1769 You'll understand when you're married, Son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1770 What's your excuse now? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1771 Don't be knee deep in snow, therefore, use the sidewalk! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1772 Looks like you could use a little help 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1773 Tell your mother I am on my way to work. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1774 Who said you could wear MY hat?!? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1775 Hey neighbor - say hello to my 3D printer... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1776 Are they really teaching that 'possession is 9/10's of the law' in preschool? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1777 I hope the readers can put things in the right perspective 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1778 And was it fair when you got to go first into the lifeboat on our cruise last month? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1779 True, but Frank Gilbreth never had to spend Sunday afternoon with your mother and her sisters. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1780 Well, if you don't think it's fair, you should've corrected grandma when she called you the big man of the house now. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1781 Speak softly, and carry a big shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1782 Don't let them see you take a break, son. We get paid by the hour. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1783 Will you be done in time to take me to school? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1784 No!! You'll poke yourself in the eye ! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1785 You can use my shovel next time 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1786 I would ask but I think I already know the answer. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1787 You know, my mother told me not to marry a man that couldn't lift a shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1788 I don't know if this is the right lesson, Bob. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1789 Which way's up? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1790 Son, Monday morning is a very bad time to renegotiate your compensation with the boss. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1791 It's about quantity, not quality 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1792 Just developing my street cred, folks! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1793 It's called perspective, Son. Didn't they teach you anything in art class? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1794 I told you, let me do the edges first. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1795 I can guarantee there are no heart attacks in your future! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1796 $100.00 and not a penny less. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1797 You don't bring a small shovel to a snowfight 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1798 I'm following the Yellow Brick Road. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1799 Weather permitting the right one's ineffectual on the main path. . . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1800 This is the last time I'm flipping a coin with him. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1801 Advances in artificial intelligence oblige us to increase the demand for manual labor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1802 Are you calling me a liar? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1803 Reminds me a shovel was needed after a recent Presidential Debate. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1804 Arm wrestling to decide who gets to use the 'big boy' shovel is fun isn't it, Danny? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1805 All that work to die a virgin! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1806 It's all about how you use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1807 IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW BIG IT IS 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1808 "Bring your child to work day" for shovelers? Never again! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1809 I'm not moving until we have a little more parity and..... you can put MY shovel back in the sandbox where you got it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1810 Leaning in is key. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1811 No, tax laws aren't anything like this, Son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1812 What I lack in efficiency I make up for in self-satisfaction. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1813 Why not an upgrade 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1814 Feel free... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1815 Smell the air! How great for the environment that we got rid of that gas guzzling snow blower! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1816 Thanks, Jimmy. I'll take it from here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1817 You're gonna need a much larger shovel to dig your way out of this one, Howard. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1818 YOU...ARE...THE 99 PERCENT! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1819 There's more to inequality than just income 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1820 See how easy Daddy makes it look? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1821 O Canada 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1822 "It's quite simple: Quality over Quantity. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1823 Listen, kid. Someone gave you a snow job. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1824 Did you find the kids yet? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1825 Not with my bad back. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1826 Now you shovel the side walk. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1827 You are a little boy who needs a big shovel so he can grow up to be a man who gives himself the small one 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1828 you know what they say about a man with a big shovel 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1829 Sometimes, size really doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1830 Don't suppose you're one of those honey-eating bears... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1831 Are you really sure you want to trade the easy job for the hard job? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1832 I told you: It's speed, and not size, that matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1833 Jack Sprat thought it was time to mix things up 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1834 On second thought, I would like to switch shovels. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1835 No thanks Hun. The lack of NFL has unleashed the Sisyphus in me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1836 'Mama's calling' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1837 You are so disappointing. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1838 I'm making the heart attack wait. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1839 Boy, That Sriracha Ice Melt works wonders 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1840 Life ain't fair, so there! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1841 Back in my day, there was no such thing as "physically impossible". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
1842 Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1843 You should see my umbrella. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1844 It would be so nice if you weren't here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1845 It's not a race...Zippy! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1846 Ned thinks to himself, if I have the right tools and cooperation we can keep this path open and safe. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1847 I'm almost done! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1848 Arthur King thanked Mrs. Lake's stepson for his timely gift. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1849 New item! At Costco. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1850 First life lesson for you son. "Size does not matter". And if you don't believe me, ask your mom. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1851 I think the Post Office screwed up on our delivery again! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1852 Should have castled earlier ! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1853 Hey!, you wanted the big shovel 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1854 Now I Know What They Mean By : Shoveling It Against The Tide ! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1855 Don't forget that tonight I get the big bed with Mommy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1856 You'll be sorry when you're a grandfather someday... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1857 i have a feeling were in michigan 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1858 It's not the size of the shovel that counts,It's the size behind the shovel." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1859 A tale of two shovels. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1860 Chip off the "old block", once removed. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1861 Hey, I let you pick first. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1862 Switching shovels would be more productive, but your Mother wanted it this way and she's the boss. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1863 Thanks for all your help son 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1864 See. It doesn't matter how big it is. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1865 This debunks that myth…size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1866 "Now you understand that size doesn't matter. It's what you do with the tool you have," he explained to his son with the full knowledge that if genetics were to be trusted, it was a lesson he would use again later in life. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1867 Absolutely that's Santa's shovel! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1868 May I please please please go over to the Johanssens' house now? They just got a snowblower. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1869 It's time you learned about working for senior management. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1870 It's not the size that counts. It's how well you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1871 It's not the size-it's the motion. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1872 You just finished 'Tom Sawyer' ? How did you like it ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1873 Whoever said life was fair? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1874 It's okay, no need to help, it's just stuck in snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1875 Today is 'Opposite Day'. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1876 School starts next month. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1877 It's heavy because it's filled with hopes and dreams 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1878 Good "d" but I'm doin' the alley-oop for the second floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1879 Great job, honey. Now go inside and get the saltshaker. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1880 The little guys always have the biggest toys. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1881 Is your mother sure this will help me shovel off the pounds? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1882 Dear lord, it wasn't funny the first time... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1883 this is a red state we always screw the little guy 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1884 Hey...I'm just scraping by! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1885 Trust me, there's no App on there. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1886 We're the 'Lenny' and 'George' of 'Snow And Miniscule Tools' eh? Enjoy, my friend. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1887 Gee Dad, the weatherman didn't mean to shovel just one or two inches. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1888 Summer 2020 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1889 Want to borrow mine 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1890 It's a Zen thing. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1891 Looks like we each had a coupon at the Shoddy Shovel Shop. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1892 I see you've found the pool. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1893 I'll get a Nobel Prize for this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1894 Yes I overcompensate. People with small shovels often do. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1895 Frank discovers that size does not matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1896 O K, kiddo, last pitch. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1897 I'm more of a details guy 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1898 This is analogous to an argument I always have with your mom about size. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1899 What makes you think, that I'm trying to avoid you? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1900 Snow shoveling is not in the Winter Olympics but your scoop looks good. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1901 Believe me it's better than a bar mitzvah, and heck of a lot cheaper! Mazel tov, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1902 When you finish the lawn, I'll fix you a sno-cone. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1903 As soon as I'm done shoveling, I'll come help you with the well. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1904 I'm still wining Big Boy! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1905 your app! better than mine! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1906 Don't like the coin flip idea. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1907 Effort and technique matter more than size. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1908 It was his last bet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1909 Your mother told you size matters, didn't she. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1910 No Dad, not until you tell me where babies really come from. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1911 When will you learn that size doesn't matter?! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1912 I told you. It's not the size that counts; it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1913 DID I TELL YOU MY DIET DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING EITHER? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1914 Hey kid face it, you lost the coin toss. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1915 Yes, job-creation is a bitch 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1916 Oh, now! When I was just your age, they gave me this paint-scraper. Do you hear me whining? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1917 No wonder you're being bullied in school. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1918 And that, my boy, is what "Capitalism" is all about. You just keep shoveling, see, and I come back later to reap the benefits. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1919 My, aren't we passive-aggressive today. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1920 This is a direct result of "outcomes to efforts". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1921 2016: A mini-shovel-using parallel universe is saved from oblivion by the appearance of the child prophet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1922 This snow removal app is amazing! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1923 Oh, no -- that was last year; it's the neighbor's turn. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1924 Get the drift? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1925 Compensating much? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1926 The wrong eyeglasses again? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1927 I'm tired of these kids clearing out the stores before we can even get to them. And then they can't even use what they bought. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1928 Don't believe women who tell you that size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1929 Just follow my lead. It's called style over substance. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1930 It's the economy stupid 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1931 I don't want to look like I'm overcompensating. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1932 It's not the size of the shovel, but the speed in your heave. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1933 You're right, Honey. Size really doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1934 Need a little help? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1935 Little, big. Big, little 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1936 I know what you're compensating for. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1937 I hear hot chocolate calling, son. Please tell me you hear it too. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1938 Your wife also likes it bigger. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1939 You could have helped. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1940 If you think that's too large, 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1941 Because sometimes it's nice NOT to use the one-size-fits-all option. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1942 When you grow up, I promise you can use the little shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1943 No thanks, I rather savour doing it my way 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1944 He with the largest shovel clears the way only for himself. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1945 "Heart-healthy California Walnuts" to you, too! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1946 I'm practicing for the civil service exam. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1947 Are you sure they gave us the right tools?? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1948 If you do the sidewalk, I'll build the snowman. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1949 Get used to it, kid. This is how Social Security works. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1950 Eek Gad, Junior!? You'll get a heart attack! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1951 I suppose there was an app for that, too. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1952 Still don't want to trade? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1953 Hey, dad, can I have my shovel back? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1954 You ARE the best snow shoveler in the whole, wide world, Tommy! Now can we trade back? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1955 Ladies and gentlemen the next president of the United States in Donald J. Trump 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1956 I'm gonna miss this stuff. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1957 Didn't I tell you on your first birthday that life wasn't fair? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1958 Too large, too late. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1959 You win this round, ballbag. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1960 Your seem quite happy with that bat! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1961 Next time like usual, sonny. See, here's the SCOOP: If I get home in time, the missus insists we go to the Trump rally... . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1962 Stop your bitching--I keep telling you that you need to lift weights at the gym 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1963 Thanks son, that would be faster, but then Daddy would be telling fibs to his boss about not being able to get in to work all week. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1964 It affords more precision. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1965 Can I get you an orange syrup? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1966 You know, it's not the size of your shovel that matters, it is how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1967 Mom's got her glasses on backwards again. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1968 Would you call this the Jonas Brothers? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1969 You oughta be in snow business! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1970 Well, son, It's because I have something called a union card and you don't. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1971 When you are my age, think what you'll be able to tell your kids you did when you were their age. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1972 Undefeated! My snow spatula once again vanquishes your snow shovel. Boo-Yah! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1973 How...how long have you been watching? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1974 Hey Stan, I've been meaning to ask you to join my Linkedin network? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1975 Puh, millenials. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1976 Take that back to your mother -- it's more fun using this one. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1977 We'll discuss increasing your allowance later. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1978 Son, did you ghost write the Art of the Deal? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1979 See what I can do with a little tool? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1980 Stop with your lying Billy, my shovel is much huger than yours. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1981 Mom said the walk needs to be shoveled but my doctor told me not to push heavy snow around. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1982 Don't you know how to use that big shovel son? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1983 It's how you use the tool not the size 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1984 Always have the right tool for the job, son. That's what my daddy taught me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1985 I'm telling you man, it's not the size of the shovel that matters... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1986 Mom wants her spoon back. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1987 You're path-etic! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1988 Your mother would approve, only just don't tell her. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1989 No. Perspective just makes it look small. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1990 Say son, choke up on it a little. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1991 Can you finish drawing this cartoon so I can see the punchline 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1992 At least you do not have to mow the lawn for a while. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1993 The cold truth about perspective. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1994 Ok, Son...Daddy's turn to be middle manager. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1995 Damn Walter, back at it again with the snow shoveling. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1996 I've got your back. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1997 "Get out of the well. Stop playing with that ceiling roller and give me a help". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1998 Sometimes in life son size really doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1999 I get paid so much a shovel full....how about you 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2000 Its not just about the size of the shovel! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2001 Any other merit badges to work on after Community Service? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2002 I think you are pushing the envelope on this delegation deal, Dad. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2003 ... it's what you do with it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2004 That's what she said. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2005 Damn Roy, when you started shoveling the snow, you were 5ft 7 inches tall! Now look at you! I need a drink, fast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2006 Happy "freaky Friday" George! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2007 Big guys little spoons, little guys big spoons! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2008 Let me guess—you're voting for Bernie. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2009 As I told you during our talk, size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2010 It only looks bigger because you're so small! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2011 Bite me! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2012 There's an app for that? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2013 Honey, we're getting paid by the hour. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2014 I was moving white off the curb like shoveling snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2015 That's the problem in this family. Our perspective is all messed up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2016 Sure, heavy weights are an option but, I choose light weight and repetition! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2017 OK..you win, clap and switch. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2018 No thanks. This is the least I can do . . . and I always enjoy doing the least I can do! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2019 Sure, I'm a sadistic little bastard, but at least I can clear my browser history. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2020 We can use this snow day to learn more about capitalism, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2021 Is that a lawn gnome or just a really small man? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2022 ... and that's why the marginal tax rate doesn't make sense either. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2023 I know you're from Atlanta, but that's ridiculous. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2024 Good job Timmy. We managed to shovel the walkway and get in a lesson on resource distribution at the same time. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2025 a big winter means big things! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2026 Thank you my son, put your mother went out of her way to buy me this wonderful shovel last Father's Day 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2027 Our shovels are the same size. The cartoonist just created an illusion - now get the freak back to work. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2028 It's not the size of the shovel... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2029 This is as good a time as any, and better than most, to have my second childhood. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2030 Really? Where was it? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2031 I'm tithing. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2032 I try not to paint things with the same broad brush. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2033 Oh, s'now you get off the iPad. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2034 What a Napolean Complex! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2035 I'm willing to read today's newspaper online just this once. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2036 'This is a sample of asymmetrical warfare.' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2037 I thought you asked for a snow job! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2038 What do you think I,m trying to say? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2039 Put that back until your grandmother leaves. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2040 Soon as we're done here, we'll switch shovels, and I'll bash your head in. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2041 Yes Son, nothing seems as it was since Trump. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2042 xx 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2043 It's from Costco, duh. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2044 Here she is son... I'll dig her out. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2045 I'm part of the 99percent. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2046 Don't make me spell out the life lesson, Junior. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2047 No wonder my underpants felt so small lately. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2048 How about we play again, this time best of three? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2049 Well, it's easier than that escherian stairwell game... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2050 Have you seen Goldilocks? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2051 This doesn't make any sense! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2052 Slow down and enjoy it. Come July you'll be missing this! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2053 I got this shovel at the Republican convention. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2054 Remember to lift with you knees! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2055 Bend at the knees, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2056 Your shovel dramatically captures the essence of pure winter bliss. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2057 Hey, I thought I told you to pick up a shovel at the union hall! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2058 Well the weatherman said two inches, that's enough outta you 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2059 My purpose? My purpose is to make a man of you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2060 Exhausted, Phil suddenly sees potential for a lucrative product liability case. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2061 I'll stick with mindless persistence. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2062 You can put it back now. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2063 Bigger is not necessarily better -- it depends how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2064 Sad news...my hamster just died. So, how's your pet tiger doing? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2065 After you finish the lawn, start on the roof. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2066 That's foolish. You pick the one right tool. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2067 I don't suppose you've read Oedipus Rex? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2068 Four Seasons' strikes 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2069 I know I lost the bet about the weatherman, but please give me a pass on the driveway. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2070 Shoveling snow really gives you perspective 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2071 Now, it's time to upgrade my shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2072 ....and that's the difference between Hillary and Bernie's campaign funding strategies. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2073 Hey Ralph, you're good at standing next to a shovel. Didn't you work for the Roads Department at one time ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2074 Your mother is completely off base, son. Size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2075 ''IT ALSO DICES , SLICES , AND JULIENNES ''. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2076 I told you short and steady wins the race. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2077 See, son: it's not the size of your trowel that matters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2078 I'm paid by the hour... so shove it, kid! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2079 Are you sure you don't want to trade shovels? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2080 Dad, why don't we just move to Siberia? 'Cause your mother enjoys her yearly program. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2081 See son size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2082 Stop saying your thing is bigger than my thing! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2083 If you need anything, I'll be by the pool, in St Barts. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2084 The Ironics never fully appreciated their family name. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2085 Good job kid, but I've decided to pave paradise and put up a parking lot. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2086 Shut up and keep shoveling. Do you think little Jesus ever complained about shoveling snow? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2087 Harry, so how was your life going since we swapped wives? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2088 What do you mean "small"? It's technique that matters, not size. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2089 For only $5 you can rent my big shovel tomorrow morning. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2090 It's a legacy tool. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2091 At this rate, I should get some help from the thaw come April. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2092 Don't stop clearing the walkway, you lazy kid, your shovel is bigger than mine 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2093 Son you got a big shovel that's for sure but if you don't push I'll beat your tush! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2094 Oh gnome you didn't! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2095 Don't worry, I make it up to you at dinner, I 'll take the bigger steak. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2096 I get your drift. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2097 Watch how I do it Son. This is just one of many techniques I have for staying married to your mother. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2098 Most winters, I have measured out my path with coffee scoops - one at a time. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2099 What made you think Hell would be warm? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2100 Oh, so now you're finally saying size does matter? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2101 Chill out, it's just snow buddy. No pun intended. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2102 Who ever said, size matters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2103 Apple's shoveling more than snow with the iShovel! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2104 And I had to walk five miles to my school in a blizzard, and it was uphill both ways. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2105 You millennials and your high-tech gadgets. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2106 I like a challenge. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2107 It's the little things in life that count. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2108 No, thanks. It just needs a trim. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2109 Hey, can we switch - can I borrow your hat? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2110 Get used to it, son. We live iin Siberia." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2111 The world isn’t fair . . . or efficient. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2112 Who said life was fair? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2113 I thought you like pretend games. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2114 I still can't tell if size matters! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2115 The secret is, kid, that it's better to take a long time doing one chore than having time to do a lot of different ones. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2116 Snow guzzler! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2117 Now you tell me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2118 The question isn't who let me take your shovel; it's who is going to stop me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2119 Technique, my boy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2120 Last one in is a rotten egg 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2121 I'm not being difficult Dad, that's just your forced perspective. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2122 Dad, I think you're 'feeling the Bern' in a way that's not very helpful. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2123 Keep at it, two hands and use your knees. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2124 Ha, we just went digital. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2125 Really pushing for that inheritance aren't you? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2126 Shovel size means nothing. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2127 Your mother has some explaining to do. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2128 Stay on the beaten path, my boy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2129 Let's have a fair exchange. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2130 Just goes to prove that size doesn't count. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2131 After the neighbors caught Dale fetching the paper naked, their mocking grew merciless. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2132 But I heard you tell Mom, size doesn't matter! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2133 You should do that my way. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2134 How many more houses? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2135 Bernie was right. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2136 It's not how big your shovel is, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2137 Overcompensate much? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2138 Consider it a $5.00 upgrade with a Sig.given That Where were you last week when I started this project? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2139 All I did was put a few big ones on the Cardinals 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2140 Honey, it's a lot easier if you hold the shovel like this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2141 This is a teaching moment Fred: Size does not matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2142 Take my advice. It's not about size; it's about how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2143 There's gonna be some shrinkage if it snows any more than this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2144 these kids are early adapters 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2145 Why is his spade is bigger than mine? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2146 Don't gloat, son, that you got to the garage first. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2147 I told you slow and study always wins 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2148 Yea well its the journey not the destination ,right 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2149 Thus, you see, son, coffee is God! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2150 For my audition, I'll be tap dancing as I shovel off to Buffalo. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2151 so, how do you pronounce it again? Florida? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2152 Son, remember quality trumps quantity when offering bespoke snowflake removal services. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2153 Now who's laughing at my shovel app? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2154 Is that what they've been teaching you at that fancy school of yours? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2155 I could have sworn the keys fell out on the path. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2156 I know your mother is always saying size matters, but we'll just show her size isn't everything. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2157 Best cocaine harvest in a decade. Thanks, El Niño! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2158 When you feel tired, use my snowplough. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2159 Son, when you're married you will understand. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2160 When I started shoveling this walk there was no snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2161 Yes, I know what your other grandmother thinks! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2162 Like I keep telling you, it's confidence not size that matters! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2163 Hey dad, you know you don't have Scalia on the Court to protect your rights anymore. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2164 Nah. I'm trying to make this last until after the election. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2165 I don't suppose you'd want to consider a swap...? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2166 I'm from Buffalo. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2167 let's switch shovels. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2168 It's called the quicker picker upper 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2169 Honey, we make a great team! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2170 Hey buddy I think you need some hot chocolate. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2171 Are you sure the Amazon drone got the right addresses? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2172 In progress: A snow life mural 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2173 Smartness over brute force! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2174 Come on, kid, it's not the size of the dog in the fight... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2175 I will shovel your social security check and you shovel mine, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2176 I'm proving a point to your mother. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2177 Just going to make sure that washing powder commercial is kosher. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2178 I thought size mattered too, once. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2179 Biggest computer, biggest ice cream, biggest toy...but OH NO! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2180 It's easy if you put your legs into it, like this 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2181 I keep hearing your Mom, she needs you inside. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2182 This is what happens when shovels are issued according to need! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2183 Get your head out of the gutter, son! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2184 One day, when you're old enough, this will be a useful metaphor 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2185 'We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2186 I think I finally know how you feel 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2187 You continue to be a massive disappointment. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2188 Honey, stop pitching. I told you, this isn't a bat! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2189 You're right - this wet snow is really heavy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2190 See how I use my knees, and not my back, to put the snow in the neighbor's yard? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2191 Go tell your mother it's too late for an apology!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2192 That's what's wrong with your generation, no finesse.. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2193 Martha is teaching her 7-year-old son the value of speaking softly but carrying a big stick. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2194 Your shovel is behind the tax wall, that's why. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2195 Granny. It's not the size of what you have, but what you do with what you have. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2196 The little shovel that could. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2197 Looks like we have a future President of the United States in the family. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2198 when I though I have it all 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2199 Son you must realize age and wisdom will always win over youth! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2200 Keep burying yourself John. You can't make snowballs until your testicles are properly frozen. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2201 . . . So then I said, does size really matter? And, well, here we are. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2202 See son, I told you it's not the size that matters, it's how well you use it that counts! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2203 Harvey wanted his back scratched. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2204 I'm very good at micromanaging. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2205 I suppose we should have expected this from Winter Storm Goldilocks. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2206 Still life with still frozen 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2207 Size matters... so do the heating coils under the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2208 I'll have time to listen to your idea AFTER we finish this incessant shoveling. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2209 Son, we just have to use the gifts God gave us. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2210 I make the most in life with what I have, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2211 My milkshake brought all the boys to the yard. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2212 Let's go inside and have some 1/16th scale hot cocoa. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2213 Am I going to the right? No, I'm just turning to smile at the audience. You think I should I use a big shovel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2214 I'm going to make an abominable snowman. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2215 Overcompensating, sonny? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2216 What do you mean I'm lacking perspective? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2217 Yes son, that's the one I meant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2218 Yes, but it's quality snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2219 See Prudence, like I've told you for years, but you wouldn't believe me...size doesn't matter." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2220 I always new size didn't matter 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2221 Fifteen bucks an hour and the third grade stands down. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2222 If we switch back again then you'd be no better than Trump, is that what you want? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2223 Have you seen the little guy with the lantern? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2224 Hurry up! This one-percenter is doing his part. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2225 And once the edges are perfect I like to finish up with some 100 grit sandpaper 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2226 I guess it is the motion in the ocean! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2227 I can only imagine what he's going to be like as a teenager. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2228 Now who's the one-percenter? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2229 Wait! Heads I win tails you loose? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2230 the smaller the tool the more you put into it 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2231 Rick, remember when you laughed at my shovel purchase in July? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2232 Have you found that contact yet Marge ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2233 Son, may I please borrow your SUV today? My Smartcar is horrible in the snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2234 I wish, son. You’ll understand this demonstration and hate me for it when you get older. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2235 You don't have to understand me now son, but someday when you're living with someone, you will. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2236 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and ... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2237 "My Lazy Eye does NOT run all the way down to my boots! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2238 Thanks anyway, kid, but I get paid by the hour. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2239 The road to hell is plowed with good intentions. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2240 Good way to make up for last year's coal error. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2241 Yes, tell your grandmother I'll be in as soon as I'm done shoveling the walk 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2242 That's funny. I'm big and have a small shovel, and you're small and have a big shovel. Go figure. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2243 You know, it is now my turn to play with the big shovel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2244 Now you return it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2245 Once you analyze the "shoveler body mass to shovel blade surface area" ratio....you will be leaping at this opportunity to clobber your old man ! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2246 Didn't you listen to your mom, work harder not smarter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2247 Help! Having...tiny...heart attack.... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2248 Always remember, son - size doesn't matter. It's how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2249 Size doesn't matter as much as technique. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2250 So much for disruptive technology. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2251 I tried flipping the pancakes with this, but I would really prefer that spatula. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2252 Global success 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2253 I would help you kid but, I am running late for my aerobics class. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2254 Some day you'll thank me for this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2255 See? The trick is to bend your knees and push. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2256 Ain't know one got time for dat 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2257 Are we done yet? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2258 It's not the size but how you use it, son! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2259 What is this thing in my left hand? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2260 See? If it works for prisoners, . . . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2261 I'm still not paying you $100 per hour! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2262 Suddenly Mr. Jones realized he had never paid little Jimmy for all the snow shoveling all winter long and now it was payback time. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2263 Where's my bailout? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2264 Crikey, Littl' Pawn, look! Our sidewalk resembles a chess Knight's move! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2265 Opposites attract. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2266 With ultimate power comes ultimate responsibility. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2267 I appreciate your ambition, son. It seems you can take it from here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2268 Just making a Frosty the Snow Cocktail. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2269 Its' called trickle down economics. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2270 So I've shoveled the walk and you're my witness. I'm off for your mother. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2271 Keep digging. You're close to the treasure. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2272 And, you thought I wasn't a feminist. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2273 Look Junior, the hours I waste shoveling the walk are my time away. What do you want? I'll give you anything - just don't let your mother know about this efficient snow removal tool! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2274 Yes, son, I know 'Child is father to the man.' But if you don't give me back my shovel, I'm telling mommy! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2275 Like father,like son! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2276 Good work, keep it up! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2277 This makes snow sense! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2278 I told you, it's not what you have, it's how you use it 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2279 Silly boy. You're shoveling the yard again. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2280 Hey, I borrowed your ice cream scooper. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2281 Holler if you need me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2282 You did a great job on the walk, but I get to use the big shovel next time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2283 Get used to it son. I'll always expect you to do more than me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2284 Hey, at least I'm prepared for global warming! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2285 After I conquer this shovel, do I get the big one Master? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2286 Your allowance is shrinking by the minute, Tom. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2287 Dad, use this. Trump comes on in five ten minutes. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2288 It's all about perspective. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2289 You don't think salt will do it? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2290 Using this sand shovel and imagining I'm at the beach DOES make it feel warmer. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2291 It's not the size of the equipment son, it's...it's...well that's not really the point. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2292 No, mine is under here somewhere. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2293 Next time we make a bet, it will have nothing to do with foreign affairs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2294 Home Depot may have implemented affirmative action, but I'm still a better shoveller 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2295 If I upgrade to the larger one I may get stuck holding it for 4 hours 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2296 I gave up efficiency for lent. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2297 enough already. I'm walking to Florida. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2298 Forget character. You're learning a valuable lesson in strategizing expectations. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2299 You're the best, Mrs. G! Thanks for having my favorite popsicle on hand for me! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2300 I guess the catbox was not the first place I should have gone looking for the shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2301 I don't understand it either but The New Yorker recommended this strategy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2302 It's not the size of your shovel but what you do with it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2303 Don't worry, we'll make it one scoop at a time. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2304 You know what they say about small shovels. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2305 When people take opposite day really seriously. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2306 Looks like someone is overcompensating. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2307 Why don't you use a small shovel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2308 Okay, it's time to give Grandpa the Big Boy shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2309 It's the newest shovel, global warming edition. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2310 I think the boss had one too many and then wrote the job order. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2311 So what if it you think it's a matter of too-much-man-and-not-enough-shovel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2312 At the end of the day, son, it's not the size of the shovel but what you do with it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2313 Don't even try to nominate a shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2314 No, I said 'chisel-tip' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2315 It's what you do with it that counts. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2316 Who said life is fair, son? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2317 Let's trade shovels! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2318 You're good. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2319 Butt out, kid, I'm on a roll... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2320 This is as good a time as any to teach you that size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2321 $50 or the snow goes back on the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2322 I thought I told you to grab the big shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2323 Haunted by the specter of his own childhood inadequacies, Oliver overcompensates by "showing off." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2324 Let me demonstrate. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2325 My shovel is recommeded by eight out of ten members of the American Orthopedic Surgeons Association. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2326 ...and here I thought Florida was supposed to be an escape from the frozen north, and I'd never need a snow shovel again!!! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2327 Now let's talk about your allowance. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2328 Hey you better watch out, I think my old eyes see an avalanche headin' our way. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2329 Somehow the trade seemed inevitable, albeit a bit late. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2330 It ain't all about the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2331 Hi-tech my ass! I'll bet, you can't slide down a chimney with that thing! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2332 You WANTED my big shovel................I GAVE you my big shovel............ Now what's wrong ? ! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2333 Make the sidewalk great again 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2334 Thanks, son. But I prefer this one as a metaphor for my life. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2335 Joe's cold reminder he is not in the 1%. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2336 No, you can use that one. I don't mind. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2337 Laugh! I like to make my fun in the snow to last. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2338 Mom says 'Happy belated anniversary!" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2339 If I want your advice, I'll ask for it! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2340 Don't look at me like that, there's a reason why I want to stay out here longer. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2341 Extremes are not cool. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2342 It's not the arrow - it's the Indian. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2343 I love the smell of global warming in the morning. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2344 Doctor's orders, son! I have to cut back on everything! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2345 Son: Santa is a myth! You want to sweep the roof, go for it! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2346 My doctor advised me to shovel slowly and fill the shovel with small loads of snow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2347 Call the Obesity Police: I've found the Abdomenable Showman. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2348 Pitch one of them snowballs in here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2349 still overcompensating? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2350 Hey Kid...Remember What President Sanders Said About Hard Work: Don't! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2351 I worked hard to get this shovel. No handouts. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2352 Mommy hid it because she didn't want you to have a heart attack. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2353 Trust me son, you have the easier job. Don't look at me like that. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2354 How do you feel about global warming? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2355 Looks like he had one too many drinks last night. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2356 No thanks. Go back in - I'll be a couple more hours. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2357 Like I told you, son, size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2358 It's called Tough Love. Or Father Knows Best. Or something... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2359 I'm defecting to Cuba. Don't tell your mother. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2360 Bernie Sanders Weekly Press Release: Youth Equity 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2361 I hope you never have to hear this again son, but remember, it's not the size of your tool that counts. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2362 I told you winter was coming. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2363 Yes, I could use a bigger shovel but I want to see if I can get the feel of what it is like to go through life with a micro penis. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2364 Young people have lots of drive but no ability. Adults have lots of ability but little drive. We work together and we might just finish before your mom comes home. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2365 I also found this in the sandbox. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2366 If only I had bought two big shovels. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2367 Outsourcing works this way at my company too, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2368 See, it's no different than shoveling sand at the beach. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2369 Shovel Envy 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2370 As I told your mother, bigger is not necessarily better. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2371 This is what we get for shopping on Craigslist. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2372 I see we have a future politician in the family. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2373 " Have fun, Im going to "DISNEYLAND". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2374 Sorry I mentioned we switch tools, Napoleon. Carry on! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2375 Hey son, this is what I call teamwork! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2376 Your find in life Son the Devil is in the detail 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2377 You can take this job and shovel it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2378 Well, at least I have one important thing bigger than you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2379 Mr. Hitchcock and his gnome enjoyed the changing seasons. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2380 Faster. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2381 Someday you will learn, son, that it helps to adapt when you're not well endowed. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2382 It's shovel full, not mindful. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2383 Grandpa wants to know if you would like a cup of hot Coco? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2384 Ok,now do you see the difference between a Daddy shovel and a little boy's shovel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2385 What? Lady, my name's Melvin, not Sisyphus. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2386 I guess it's true, it's not the size of the shovel, but the size of the shoveler ! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2387 Short man. Tall Shovel 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2388 Thank you. I feel validated. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2389 So who wants to grow up big and strong like you, Daddy, now? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2390 Remember Son, it's not the size of your shovel, but how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2391 Daddy, suffering independence or socialist leanings? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2392 Why didn’t I think of buying a bigger shovel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2393 Mrs. Robinson, weren’t you the one that taught me that it’s not the size of your shovel but it’s how you swivel it? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2394 Mommy said it was right in the garage where she said it was??? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2395 Don't speak so softly. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2396 And that's how men did it when they were your age. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2397 Just look at your old man go! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2398 Damn Daniel!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2399 You told me that size doesn't count for everything. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2400 I am getting paid by the hour. How about you?? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2401 I'm almost finished,then we'll play 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2402 Hey, when I was your age, I didn't get any help shoveling. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2403 Good, son. Now as to the other meaning of the term, 'snow job....' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2404 Remember, kid: it's a marathon, not a sprint. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2405 Where's Casey Neistat when you need a laugh !!!!!!!!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2406 Son, you do it like this. . . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2407 I'm getting you ready to work for The Man. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2408 As you might have surmised, son, this is a lesson about size. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2409 It's all relative. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2410 Now Marvin, you just do what I do and we'll be finished in no time! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2411 You've got the driveway shovel, so get started! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2412 Son, remember this lesson if a woman ever tells you that size matters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2413 Shovel it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2414 You're a troll... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2415 Your mom doesn't want me to vote for Bernie. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2416 Shovel-off! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2417 Your mother used all the driveway salt in the pasta. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2418 And better yet, it runs off just two triple A batteries. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2419 Pop, let's trade, I'll take the shovel you take this spatula! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2420 No you know how I feel when we go to the beach. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2421 And this is what would happen if Washington bureaucrats told us how to live our lives son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2422 It's Silicone. You should get one. Kitchen Gadgets Online. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2423 Thank you, no. I'm been doing fine with my silicone spatula and timely shots of non-stick cooking spray. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2424 I'll trade you this spoon and a Happy Meal, for the shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2425 Junior! It's not the size but how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2426 It's never too early to learn how to shovel it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2427 Son, I know what your teacher said but taking turns isn't always a good thing. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2428 c'mon, Ma...cigarette break's over 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2429 All I can tell you is that there's a proverb here somewhere. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2430 Son - your mother just told us to shovel the sidewalk. She did not specify how quickly she would like us to complete the task. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2431 Norm realized smaller does mean better! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2432 Everyone, son, has their own path and their own journey. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2433 This new Technology is making my hard work obsolete! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2434 I triple dog dare you! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2435 What did you expect? I'm for Bernie Sanders. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2436 It's cotton candy, Bro! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2437 If this turns to rain, I'll take your umbrella. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2438 You'll understand when you're old enough to drink coffee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2439 Now you go out and sign up three more kids to shovel; that's how you retire early. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2440 I told you our therapist is wrong -- size does matter! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2441 You knew going into this business venture that I was the brains and YOU were the muscle! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2442 Bend at your knees! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2443 Get on the walkway dummy! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2444 You're handling it with kid gloves. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2445 That's the last time you tell Mom about Dad's secret beer cooler. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2446 Go tell Mom she wins, we're moving to Florida. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2447 Oh no, life's nothing but an Etcha-a-S . . . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2448 It is all in how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2449 Don't judge a man by its cover. A little man can sometimes do more than a big man. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2450 Yes, my shovel is 99% bigger, but you're 99% bigger than me. So it works out. Keep shoveling. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2451 I call this the 'Bernie Sanders' strategy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2452 I had to win the gambling with a son and get bigger one... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2453 Wanna swap? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2454 Call your mother. This could go viral. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2455 Is he holding the shovel or is the shovel holding him? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2456 Do you have to condensate for something over there? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2457 It is quality, not quantity, that is the most personally satisfying. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2458 Like I say, size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2459 Whadya mean "What am I doing here"? I'm the latest conceptual art installation from the Museum of Contemporary Art. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2460 'Lazy kids will do anything to avoid work." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2461 Hey dad! Mom told me to bring this to you. She thinks you are avoiding her!!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2462 Remember, not a word about my 'stamina' to your mother. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2463 You're learning a trade, kid. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2464 I should have gone to Costco also. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2465 Son, I told you to get the shovel your size... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2466 Over here, Johnney. Like this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2467 You're sure your mother's inside? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2468 I'm glad you are helping me son! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2469 '...Let's swap wives too' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2470 He's got his mother's biceps 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2471 Because the snow is heavier up here, that's why. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2472 When you could'nt afford an expensive snow shovel, but Santa gave it to you for Christmas... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2473 Hey Dad... FEEL THE BERN! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2474 That's what you call a shovel. This is a SHOVEL 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2475 Have a nice Spring! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2476 I will trade you for that "scoop" shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2477 Next we have to do the driveway. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2478 Hey kid. Get busy! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2479 See? That what you get with socialist redistribution. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2480 I know your wife told you that size doesn't matter. But... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2481 Sunny Boy! A credit card on a popsicle stick is all you need! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2482 You ask why? Because I'm the father. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2483 I figure that by the time I finish, the snow will have melted. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2484 I told you not to stop! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2485 Mom says she needs that spatula for the flapjacks. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2486 I can't feel my face when I'm with you 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2487 John was ironic; his wife was a surrealist. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2488 It's not the size of the tool, son, it's whether your gonna use the darn thing. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2489 See, it's about the motion of the ocean, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2490 You're right, dear. My shovel works a lot better. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2491 Is this the Mr. Softie residence . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2492 It is a Lake House and I am getting close. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2493 there's an obvious dick joke here, but i'm not going to tell it because you're eight and i suspect it's not, like, good parenting to give you the impression that i've spent a lot of time considering the sizes of dicks 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2494 It's not about the size of your shovel son, more in how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2495 The Mystery: Why big man are usually "small". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2496 Remember, son, it's not the size of your shovel but how you throw the snow! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2497 I'm totally taking the fifth. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2498 Remember kid, it's not the size of the shovel, but how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2499 It's Effective! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2500 Some women might tell you that size matters, but I know my wife. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2501 A convenient mixup, mom. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2502 Wanna exchange shovels? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2503 Your mother didn't say, "size never matters? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2504 It's all perspective, Bobby. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2505 I prefer quality snow removal to quanity. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2506 No, as far as I know, there isn't 'an Uber for this'. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2507 Looks like you've got it covered when push comes to shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2508 "...Then use this micro shovel for more intricate detailing of your shoveled path.. Got it? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2509 I happen to like the snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2510 Just because you won the bet, Joey, please don't tell mommy that we could have been finished two hours ago! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2511 What's bigger than mine? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2512 Watch closely, this is how my father taught me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2513 I don't need your help. I have an appointment with my proctologist when I finish. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2514 Who said rightsize? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2515 You mean it's not "work harder, not smarter"? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2516 Sizable effort trumps sizable tools. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2517 Hey hey, we're The Monkees... and people say we monkey around! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2518 Betty, I think it's time we stop buying our snow shovels from the clearance section. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2519 What do you think you're gonna do with that? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2520 Please say, you see what I mean. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2521 Your mom may be right about Tiger Parenting. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2522 I said "No, thank you.", not "Snow? Thank you!" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2523 Son, it's not the size of the shovel that matters, but how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2524 People are like pigs” JP's muttered during a rush-hour epiphany, “We look up only when we get knocked flat on our backs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2525 Years of psychotherapy for not letting people walk all over him was clearly a colossal fail! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2526 Thomas, you look tired? Would it be alright if Daddy uses the big shovel for a while? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2527 The next storm is yours. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2528 ...and I bet it's your bra I'm wearing, too. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2529 I need a pick-me-up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2530 At least it's quieter than your jet turbine leaf blower! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2531 Don't shovel snow on me, this isn't really a snowball. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2532 Wanna trade, Big Boy? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2533 Shoveling snow?" "No, burying a groundhog - early end to winter my ass. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2534 It's an absolute law of physics --- opposites attract. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2535 It's my fair share. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2536 Honestly, I only picked the little shovel because you wanted it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2537 I don't what's worse--the fact that you're standing on the lawn instead of helping or that we have our forced perspective shovels mixed up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2538 You can't rush perfection. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2539 No, I won't trade shovels. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2540 Finally, I'm going to be the first in line to get something! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2541 A winter dunderland 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2542 Sorry, it's freaky Friday. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2543 Labor laws!? What child labor laws? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2544 You're a horse's ass, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2545 Lame or not, Dylan, a curse is a curse. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2546 Think of it like a game - you're the middle class and the snow is taxes. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2547 It's all about perspective, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2548 That's it, Hon. Just one heaping shovel at a time. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2549 Would you please dig a six-foot hole and climb into it, son? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2550 You know work is just another four letter word 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2551 Fifteen bucks an hour and I'll tell the rest of the third grade to stand down. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2552 The global warming generation, ha! Can't even handle a little snow storm. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2553 This is about pride, son. Your mother says small tools are ineffectual. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2554 Size doesn't matter; it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2555 You know, there's an app for that. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2556 The trowel troll strikes again. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2557 You have to follow through. Like this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2558 Not only that, but it also comes with 100 anytime minutes and 50 gigs of memory. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2559 Sometimes bigger just isn't better! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2560 So ironic. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2561 Snow, stocks, life, whatever. It's all about leverage. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2562 Well, that's my perspective. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2563 It's how you use the stick not the size of it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2564 Switch? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2565 They were still having fun after hours of shuffling! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2566 Good heavens! It's a 'white out' . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2567 Is that shovel big enough for you? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2568 Can we keep this quick? I've gotta go to the sandbox in half an hour. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2569 Making snow cones, how about you? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2570 It's called cross training. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2571 Don't let my technique discourage you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2572 Have you seen the mint chocolate chip? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2573 See, I told you size doesn't matter 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2574 Billionaires... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2575 Good Lord, how many cats do you have? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2576 better clean up before I get my coffee 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2577 Where there's a will, there's a path. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2578 Just sign the union agreement and this can be yours! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2579 That would have been helpful twelve hours ago. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2580 Ergonomics 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2581 Learn from my mistakes, son, and never, ever forget your wedding anniversary. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2582 No, I don't cur my lawn with scissors 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2583 It's a myth: size does NOT matter! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2584 Snow again?! Interrupting the gerrymandering process. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2585 When I told you to shovel your own weight, I didn't mean for you to include the shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2586 I thought you garden gnomes worked just in the summer. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2587 S.O.S., you bet! Same old--same old snow! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2588 No thanks Ed, I don’t need to borrow your shovel, I’m getting paid by the hour! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2589 Thanks for your good deed! See ya around sometime! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2590 I was hoping you would get the caption. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2591 Hmm, should I tell him he's shoveling wrong? Nope, wait until he's done. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2592 You'll understand when you have your own kids. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2593 And we use this little guy for smaller, non-fatal heart attacks, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2594 Hey Dad - last night I heard Mom say your tool isn't big enough. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2595 Call me a "simpleton" again and you'll be wearing my boots as well, young man. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2596 It's not about size, but keeping a healthy emotional connection with your shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2597 You have a lot to learn son. Bah! Shoveling the lawn! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2598 So you're telling me that size does matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2599 No, I am not complaining. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2600 It's just shrinkage. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2601 Want to trade shovels 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2602 From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2603 I see that someone has already wiped the smirk off your face. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2604 shut up, I know I should of called heads 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2605 Ah, the ambiguity of the paradox of scale. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2606 Don't worry son. I'll be back to help you after the big convention in Miami. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2607 It must be opposites day. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2608 You'll regret buying that once global warming kicks in. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2609 NOW you tell me you left it laying on the lawn? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2610 It's not the size of the tool that matters, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2611 Does this make history look like fun? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2612 Up yours! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2613 This reminds me of a cartoon in 'Family Circle.' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2614 The doctor suggested smaller portions. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2615 You remind me of Jeb! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2616 We can do this the hard way or we can do this the easy way, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2617 Bring me the Tonka skiploader from your toy box. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2618 Son, as I told you, size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2619 Because I'm the boss -- get used to it! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2620 The other way! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2621 No thanks--I've downsized. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2622 Yeah, that was a government shovel. Too big. Gets nothing done. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2623 son, remember it not how much you shovel but how much you feel that you shoveled. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2624 No thanks - It's probably best that I don't get to Flint for a couple months. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2625 You tell your mother that's she not funny. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2626 2 + 1 ? 1 + 2 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2627 Well you wanted to play in the snow. Why don’t you stay out a couple more hours and clean off the roof. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2628 Compensating much, Larry? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2629 Think Big,you'll grow to love it 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2630 Are political ideologies going on here? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2631 Pitchers and catchers report ... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2632 I knew this weird combo-deal I got would make sense one day. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2633 Two out of three ain't bad is bull, Jeb! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2634 Why don't you try with a smaller shovel instead? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2635 The weird part is that I made it 43 years WITHOUT stepping on a crack . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2636 See honey -- size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2637 Once again, there's no emoji to encapsulate this moment. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2638 You kids these days want the easy way out. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2639 What are you looking at? I only have a townhome. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2640 Getting paid by the hour eh? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2641 We're trading my allowance for your pay check too, right? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2642 I'll just be over here till spring...don't mind me 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2643 Your shovel is too small. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2644 But mom why does Timmy get the big shovel 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2645 This wasn't what I had in mind when I said "a little help!" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2646 ...and it's an ice cream scoop. So, do you want to trade? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2647 Hypothermia or no, much safer finding Mom with this, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2648 Mom says to tell you size does matter. ["does" underscored or in italics.] 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2649 Son, as my father would always say to me in a tone I never understood, ' You genius... keep working hard, not smart. You have a real bright future ahead of you.' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2650 This expands my capacity to 10,000. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2651 Convinced? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2652 YOU said no snowblower this year. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2653 "Wait'll next week. It'll all be gone". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2654 You can stop looking, there's no App for this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2655 You're as funny as a heart attack. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2656 Yeah, well your mom says you're the right tool for the job. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2657 Oh! That's what practical means. I thought is was some kind of fish fillet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2658 Jeb listen to your Mother hurry we are heading to South Carolina. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2659 Quit complaining and keep digging. How do you think I learned to do this? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2660 Hear dad use this one, so I can get there before I have to shave! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2661 It's not the size of the tool but how you use it Freddie. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2662 What are you trying to compensate for, Stan? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2663 You'll understand when you're older. It's not the size of the tool-- it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2664 The elder Johnson was always skeptical of new technology. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2665 Hurry up, I'm working from home today. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2666 Redrum..Redrum...Redrum . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2667 Just like my wife says, size isn't everything! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2668 Dad, stop throwing rocks! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2669 You were expecting the same results as running in place? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2670 Honey, like I always tell you, it's not about the size. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2671 Shovel faster, Timmy, or the ice cream in this come will be all melted! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2672 I'm sorry, I can't read that when it's upside down 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2673 No, Henry, I am not eating a Popsicle. Let's just get on with our work shall we? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2674 What do you mean, mother said the size DOES matter??? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2675 The poor and the under educated have to do the heavy lifting, that's how America works son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2676 Question: What's wrong with this picture? Answer: My neighbor has cleared part of his sidewalk even before the snow melted for a change. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2677 All I asked for was a little help clearing the snow . . . a Gnome from Nome and a soup spoon is what I got 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2678 Thanks a lot, Santa -- there goes my excuse not to go in to work! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2679 Quit trying that antique and use this app I just downloaded. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2680 See, this is how the GOP has fixed our economy. I'm so big I can dominate the market even though you have a much better product. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2681 It's like coloring. I'll make the lines and you fill them in. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2682 Son. The key to success, is to do more with less. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2683 Well yes, I do feel a bit silly. But it's just part of the new economy. I'm 52 and rushing a fraternity. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2684 Are you from the future? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2685 Don't give me that size and motion crap. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2686 I am starting to understand why your grass is always greener. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2687 I'm showing your mom that size isn't everything. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2688 Son, I've told you a thousand times it's not about the wand, it's about the magician. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2689 where's the Johnny Snow Plow you got for Christmas ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2690 Stop complaining, Doris. You know I am better at detail work. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2691 I take back what I said. Never share. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2692 I bet you drive a sports car too! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2693 Hey kid, it’s not always about the size of the tool. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2694 Son, I'm paying myself by the hour, not the job. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2695 Do you think I'm ready for the big boy shovel yet? Please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2696 It's cheaper than the sessions with my Mistress. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2697 Dang, if he tries to switch shovels with me I'll lose my excuse to be outside to blow gas. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2698 If anyone trips, call me today for a free legal consultation. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2699 Do this systematically and we can find that buried snow plough 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2700 Maybe I should have left David Ricardo and Adam Smith out of his home schooling curriculum. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2701 You can have it back when we're done, and no more singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho"! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2702 I suppose that's your mother's idea. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2703 You can tell your mother I prefer this one. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2704 G. I. Joe doesn't use a snow blower, just a toy shovel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2705 You see, your mother was wrong: small and fast beats large and slow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2706 Yes, Bernie, that is a yuuge shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2707 Sir, would you still need my shovel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2708 Ok the GPS says we are getting closer to finding the car! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2709 Isn't it your nap time? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2710 Yes, people walk all over me but it's an improvement. I used to be a pushover. Ouch. And before that I was constantly screwed over. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2711 Who said Bigger was better! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2712 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2713 This isn't what I meant when I said all you need is good work ethic. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2714 Are you aware that I use to walk 7 miles to school every day? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2715 Is this my final boss? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2716 Well dad, I'm doing as best as I can. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2717 When you are CEO... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2718 No Buddy! We don't need another Big Dig. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2719 So, son, that is why there are Republicans and Democrats. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2720 So much for partly cloudy and seasonably cool 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2721 You'll understand when you're older. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2722 In the footsteps of Rembrandt 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2723 You know what they say about a guy with a small shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2724 Don't stop me when I'm on a roll. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2725 Our walk's done, Billy. We'll handle the rest with carve-outs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2726 You see now how my suggestion of the shovel as a conceptual tool really works . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2727 It's how you use it, that matters most. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2728 Dad, remind me one more time how Socialism works ! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2729 Busted Crystal Balls 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2730 The small shovel is just a gag to make you smile. Your mother and I are getting a divorce. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2731 At that moment Harokd had both a deep feeling of pride and foreboding 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2732 Does Santa know you are moonlighting? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2733 Where were you three hours ago? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2734 It's not about size. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2735 Babe, nobody thought Paul Bunyan's ax could beat the chain saw either. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2736 Ed's chakra takes over. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2737 They say that, "Little strokes fell mighty oaks," but I think you might be onto something! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2738 Just lift with your legs son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2739 Alright, so it's not as easy as it looks. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2740 My doctor told me that using a snow shovel could lead to a heart attack. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2741 I may have to reconsider my belief in global warming. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2742 Quick! Before the wolves come! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2743 The yellow snow is gluten free 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2744 Daddy will take it from here, Sparky. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2745 I'm setting you up for success. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2746 Hey Tom, what time does Dumb and Dumber come on? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2747 Your mother says she thinks you might be gay. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2748 Is it big enough now Edith? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2749 Yours is an ice shovel too; look what friction does. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2750 Just move to Southern California and size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2751 F-f-f-focused micromanaging. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2752 You're receiving a warning from the Association Ralph for the imperfectly shoveled walkway. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2753 Thanks anyway kid but this is heart attack snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2754 Explain to me your upgrade program again? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2755 Where've you been? You could have talked me out of this days ago. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2756 I told you size has got nothing to do with it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2757 The economy size gets better mileage. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2758 Plooity Doop. PLOOITY DOOP. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2759 You see It's not a he size of the tool, it's the enthusiasm behind its use! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2760 It's a smart shovel. It knows flake by flake what to do. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2761 Heh. Looks like somebody's compensating. Not me. Look how small my shovel is. You know what means, don't you, kid? You got a small dick. I got a big one. Ask your mother if you don't believe me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2762 Sorry, that big shovel hurts my back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2763 I'm already rushing to spend time with your mother!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2764 Need some hot chocolate? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2765 Hey Mister, I'm outsourcing snow removal. I can get you started in the gig economy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2766 It's not the size of the shovel, it's how you use it that matters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2767 I think I saw my opposite gender doppelgänger in there. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2768 You're not in Wonderland, Alice! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2769 Think of it as preparation for the 2036 Winter Olympics. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2770 Supply and demand be damned! I'm not paying $100 for smsnow shovel." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2771 'I'll shovel off to the mailbox, I need you to shovel off to Buffalo.' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2772 I'll shovel the Trump fans' driveways. You can flip their yard signs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2773 it's all in the legs! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2774 A spade's a spade son 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2775 Who drew this picture? It makes no sense. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2776 It isn't the size of the shovel that counts...it's the technique. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2777 I'm no different than the rest of you, just more comfortable. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2778 Look, we're not shoveling snow; we're building character, (brat)." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2779 Honey, the other shovel makes my hand look smaller. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2780 It's makes total sense when you realize it's cocaine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2781 A spoonful of sugar helps the snowbank go down. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2782 I told you, size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2783 Here, dad, try this one. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2784 We should switch shovels, Shorty. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2785 I don't think bigger is always better, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2786 Can't wait until spring so I can use the micro lawn mower! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2787 Strangely, Pete had never given much thought to his shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2788 Mom wants you to come in for your hors d'oeuvres. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2789 What do you mean, it was up on the shelf? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2790 It's all in the legs, Marge! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2791 We don't need no stinking shovels 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2792 You need to work harder if we're going to make America great again. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2793 What's wrong with snowmen, exactly? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2794 No, this is not what I meant by "division of labor"... This is what I meant by "Job Security" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2795 See? Size doesn't matter! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2796 Does your wife know you're into swapping? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2797 Hey, leave your mom alone! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2798 Don't get me started with what happens when we go for hot dogs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2799 Don't take your barrier to advancement out on me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2800 I'm ready to move to Africa. #ImmigrantsUnite 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2801 The optics appear indefensible; but a bet is a bet Mother. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2802 I was wrong. It doesn't build character. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2803 It's called "Seniority" son, stop complaining. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2804 Because that's Daddy's 401(k) shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2805 I get paid for each shovelful. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2806 Like most people I've learned to do things the hard way while missing the much easier way. Which is often staring us in the face. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2807 It's called stimulus. I'm a job creator! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2808 It was at this moment that Mr. Royce Bonner Sr. realized that taking away Jr.’s X-Box was not the best of ideas. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2809 When we do the driveway Grandma gets the big boy shovel , OK ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2810 The size of the shovel is no indication of the desire in the heart. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2811 See, it's not about size, but speed. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2812 It's the motion in the snocean 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2813 It's not a bigger shovel you need, it's a bigger incentive. Have you met my wife? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2814 Get a smaller shovel. We're creating jobs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2815 Don't you want to grow up to be big and strong? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2816 Hey Mr Jones - hundred bucks to borrow my shovel. And I won't tell the Mrs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2817 Told you size didn't count, its how you use it! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2818 Remember son 'speak softly and use a big shovel'. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2819 I appreciate your effort, son. But the sidewalk is over here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2820 The bigger the shovel, the smaller the man. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2821 Another Chinese invention that will put Americans out of work 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2822 Climate change will mean a different walk, a different shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2823 Come on kid, put some back into it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2824 Martha got off path and lost her way. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2825 It's quality, not quantity... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2826 Maybe you should stick to caddying in the summer. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2827 Back straight, knees bent... You can do it Parker! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2828 Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2829 It's not about how quickly the job gets done, Timmy. It's about how much time I get away from your mother. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2830 Now son, if I believed in cutting corners...I'd be using the snow blower. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2831 Hun, are you done shoveling? The snowcones are almost ready. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2832 It isn't all about size! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2833 Who said size matters? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2834 I'm telling you, it's not the size, it's the motion. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2835 i have shovel envy :) 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2836 What? I got it from McDonalds! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2837 It's not the yellow brick road! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2838 If you were older I would say you were compensating. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2839 I have reached the point where I can no longer see the forest from the trees much less the snow from the sky. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2840 How were you able to purchase a land mine? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2841 Well, she can't spank me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2842 But, all these years... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2843 I don't care what your Mom said, I'm not paying you by the flake. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2844 Sensing delusion, Ralph ignores the ghome and continues his sisyphean task. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2845 Don't worry. Thaw predicted this weekend. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2846 I'm trying to get cut in time for swimsuit season 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2847 It's not about the size but how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2848 I agree....an increase in productivity is what this country needs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2849 Keep at it and tomorrow you get to drive the Escalade to school. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2850 Follow me it's easier. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2851 You always want the largest, biggest and most. So stop whining! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2852 Wide World of Extreme Winter Sports contestants 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2853 You must be from the Dept of Public Works. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2854 But, your health insurance is better than mine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2855 Dibs on yours! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2856 Now you know why to make sure you always have a small enough desk. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2857 Remember, now ... Lift with your knees. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2858 It depends on your perspective. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2859 Wrongo, Kid! First out of the house gets to pick which shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2860 I prefer the old operating system. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2861 My spatula works on the theory quantity coupled with exertion secures the needed result. In other words, size doesn't matter! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2862 It's not about the size, it's about how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2863 As we always say, "Prepare of the worst, and hope for the best." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2864 Great! Just great. Now my inferiority complex is going to kick in. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2865 It's time to start thinking big, dad. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2866 As long as I have breath, the spectre of sexism will never darken our door, my dear. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2867 ... and that's why they call it Management. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2868 Nope. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2869 Don't worry! I'll dig you out! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2870 'Too small and too quick'...? Change the record, Tammy." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2871 Speed always beats size. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2872 It's ok dad mommy says you're special 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2873 An AP class in snow shoveling? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2874 I wonder how big the mailman's shovel is. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2875 It's not the size of the shovel that matters... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2876 Of COURSE you can shovel better than I can. You're younger! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2877 ...and my battery's down. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2878 Whaddaya mean I never listen to you? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2879 "Big Boy" things aren't always what you think! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2880 It's called the 'Gunderson Paradox', Peter: big butt, small shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2881 Your generation has everything so easy these days. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2882 Have you seen my rock salt shaker? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2883 Not shovel size ready. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2884 Wouldn't you say we've lost our sense of perspective? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2885 Use the force Luke; let go Luke....trust me 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2886 Turtle! Rabbit! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2887 A snowed in magician's energy would be better spend making the snow disappear. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2888 Dad you have to shovel a lot faster. If you want to finish before dinner. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2889 It's not the size, it's what you do with it! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2890 For really deep snow, I use the miniature snowblower. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2891 The smaller, the shrewder 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2892 I found this in your golf bag next to your putter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2893 I will build a wall out of snow...a Yoooj!! wall and you will pay for it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2894 Ya know, you can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2895 Son, isn't it easier with the big manly shovel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2896 Blame your grandfather. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2897 It's okay. He's a lawyer. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2898 Daddy. is this what they mean by "misallocation of resources"? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2899 Sure?! Now you find the shovel!!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2900 Mom says you're avoiding her. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2901 Funny, I could've sworn I made that ice sculpture better proportioned. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2902 Did you still want this? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2903 Daddy just has a different perspective. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2904 I think our perspective on shovels is wrong. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2905 Bend with your knees, not your back. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2906 So big shot - you got the huge shovel and can't still get the snow off the sidewalk - so much for your high IQ. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2907 Guess which one is the Republican! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2908 Global warming! Harumph! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2909 OK.. I can take it from here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2910 Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinnkedIn. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2911 Yeah...well you tell Mommy that Daddy will use the regular shovel when he finally sees bacon back on his breakfast plate 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2912 This is my gop BS shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2913 I am the inveterate explorer clearing a path to save my people! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2914 Size does matter. You might as well learn that now. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2915 I got it at a convenience store in the city. They weren't allowed to sell me anything larger. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2916 Son, eventually you'll learn to work with what you've got. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2917 The inverse-square law is real. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2918 I guess the debates taught him a thing or two. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2919 Judge me by size, do you? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2920 Do your parents still not let you trade ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2921 And so little Bobby's lesson in corporate management practices begins in a real world tutorial. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2922 Sorry, I need you to do the heavy lifting. I'm low energy and I'm weak on immigration. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2923 I've passed the shovel to a new generation, if you catch my drift. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2924 Bigger is not always better. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2925 "This reminds me of how I save money for you for college". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2926 The evidence of adultery was clear from the beginning. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2927 I see this job as a stepping stone... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2928 YOU said tuition would be cheaper if we moved here so keep moving it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2929 Leap year rules 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2930 Next time the snow shoes. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2931 It isn't about the size son, its how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2932 You can have your shovel back. She tok the picture. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2933 Johnny's first lesson in how size matters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2934 Ha ha, yeah that's right "No place like Gnome!" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2935 Son, why aren't you following in my footsteps? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2936 Oscar is coming. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2937 Don't kid yourself, Bob! Size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2938 At least you aren't stuck here with the big shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2939 I hope this has taught you a lesson! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2940 Now, you be sure to tell your mother what you learned this weekend. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2941 The trick is to lift with your legs like me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2942 It's time to switch shovels, isn't it? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2943 Not another word about Florida. We New Englanders do things the hard way, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2944 Hi Kevin careful I know it winter but don't get a frostbite. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2945 Snowballs, fun! Shovels, poo-poo! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2946 Snow maintenance with the Bergerons. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2947 Why don't we try on each others' shoes and see if that makes things easier? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2948 Someday you'll get to use the big shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2949 This cross-training thing isn't working. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2950 Rather than playing, you could help me shovel the walk!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2951 Tell your mother I still believe velocity is more important than size. Some day you'll understand. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2952 Base times height cubed divided by 12...it's gonna blow! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2953 It's just all a matter of perspective, son. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2954 Son. it"s an important life lesson I got off the Ayn Rand website. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2955 Don't give me that look I couldn't find the other shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2956 It's all about the motion in the ocean, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2957 I started doing this when I was your age... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2958 Flick the wrist, Jr. Flick the wrist. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2959 I told you when we met, I'm a beach person! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2960 That's just from your perspective. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2961 Cardio! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2962 Moore's Law applies to everything these days. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2963 Could we switch hats? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2964 I told you I don't need any fancy labor-saving devices! Now go get a toothbrush. After this I've got to clean the kitchen floor. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2965 Doc told me to lift with my knuckles. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2966 See honey, I told you size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2967 I could use a little help. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2968 Just grip a little further back on the handle. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2969 We're the Hardway's son, put that thing away! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2970 Oh no!! the snow is going to break through my house and will avalanche on me come on Rober the Claus 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2971 I said I'm big enough to help with the Snowman, not I'm big enough to help with the snow man! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2972 I think i've earned a Klondike bar. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2973 Ready to try the Speed Shovel, son? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2974 Switched at birth... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2975 As big as it is, you'll find it's useless if you don't know how to operate it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2976 Hey Stan, need a little help? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2977 You can do it-- put a little muscle to it! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2978 Apparently, if you look at us through a pinhole, we're doing fine. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2979 Ah...The Jeb Bush of snow shovellers. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2980 this is Trump-onomics in action 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2981 What was in that 100% natural protein shake? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2982 Mom was just joking around when she said you were over-compensating 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2983 Remember, it's not the size of the snow shovel in the fight; it's the size of fight you put in your snow shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2984 Quit your bellyaching and start shoveling, the way I am. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2985 SMALL WORK PAYS OFF OVER TIME TO MAKE A BIGGER IMPACT THEN YOU INITIATED BEFORE THEN. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2986 Well, maybe for some it is hard work, but it suits me just fine. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2987 I think it's high time Elsa stopped letting go. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2988 It's the only way to get me to the polls to vote, Jimmy! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2989 In old age Len began to encounter his ironic other self. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2990 See what happens when your little brother wrecks the snow plow? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2991 What's taking you so long Henry? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2992 It's not the size of your implement, but how you implement your strategy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2993 It's the size of the fight in the dog, son. 1.0000 0.40825 3 3 0 0
2994 5 winters, and no one has yet lifted Excalibrrr. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2995 Dad, are you sure this is what your cardiologist told you? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2996 Hoe hoe hoe! There was a bit of a mix up and from the sound of your wife's voice, I knew this couldn't wait. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2997 Like I tell your Mom, it's not the size of the shovel... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2998 It's not the size of the shovel in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2999 This is how you: win, win, win- shovel it better than anyone else. That's what get's you to the house. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3000 Great! I'm almost done now. Where were you three days ago? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3001 Because I said so, that's why. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3002 Clearing the way for your REALLY large SUV? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3003 Get lost, kid, this is my territory! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3004 Ohhhhh....Hell No!..... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3005 Your should get on your stilts honey. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3006 Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. That's all you do. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3007 We'll definitely have this done before Donald Trump releases his tax returns. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3008 I’ll use it after Nana leaves. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3009 It's all in the legs, Son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3010 Did I say you could play with my tanning reflector? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3011 A nod to the global warming revisionists... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3012 Really cute snow sculpture there kid. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3013 No son, I said "bring me the blow dryer". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3014 Size doesn't always count. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3015 Be sure to lift from the knees. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3016 For some reason I keep thinking it's Tuesday 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3017 The size doesn't define you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3018 Mine was that size when I was your age. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3019 Frederick Winslow Taylor! If you stopped analyzing my technique, we would have been done hours ago! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3020 Hope you can handle it son I'm going to get another one. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3021 I'm impressed, but I still think the 'SnowTrowel3000' could be improved upon. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3022 Hey Pep, welcome to "heart attack neighborhood"! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3023 From each according to his ability. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3024 How's that workin out for ya? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3025 A Series of Unfortunate Events 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3026 ! ..What are you doing with that? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3027 See, you've gotta choke up and put your knees into it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3028 It did not come from "the cloud" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3029 Your mother needs coffee by noon. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3030 Why do I always get the 'short end of the stick' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3031 See! It's not the size of the shovel that matters! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3032 No thanks, I've already come this far with small shovels averaging just 27mm. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3033 If you are sitting on the lawn mower it's going to be a long year. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3034 Go back inside and tell your mother that size does not matter! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3035 I can't seem to dig my way to China. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3036 Watch daddy's shoveling motion and come down here and duplicate it with YOUR shovel on the rest of the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3037 When I was your age I was twelve feet tall. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3038 Your mother finds emasculation amusing. That is why. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3039 If you're not going to help, shovel off. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3040 He says if I don't get there right now he's gonna sell the last Pepperoni and Cheese! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3041 You'll hurt your back if you're not careful! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3042 Mom said you might want this for the finishing touches. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3043 Mommy's right. No one shovels it like me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3044 Do not underestimate the Espresso, Dan. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3045 PUT THAT AWAY SON,WE'RE BUREAUCRATS! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3046 There's a lesson here - grasp it and the shovel - but not in that order. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3047 Look hun, one hand! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3048 "I'll see you tomorrow,I have to do the driveway". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3049 It's not the size of the shovel, it's the magic in it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3050 Work smaller, not harder. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3051 No, I'm just scooping enough for a snow cone. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3052 You should join the 'International Snow Shovelers Union' like me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3053 you will need just as big an ego to make an impression out here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3054 Hurry up and get shoveling. When we're done I'll make us some hot cocoa. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3055 Some is good, more is better, my dear. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3056 It's not the size of the shovel, but the size of the man inside that determines permanence. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3057 Because I'm proving to your Mom that size isn't everything. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3058 You should have seen the size of this one at the beginning of the debates! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3059 revenge porn 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3060 He sent me on a mission 'Who Stole My America, Let's Get 'Em'. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3061 Yeah, but the rent is more reasonable than you'd expect in Park Slope. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3062 Raise your allowance? What for? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3063 I propose a fair trade 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3064 You can have your phone back as soon as we finish. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3065 Ok you get the big shovel but I get the big tub when we're done here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3066 At least I won't be needing my scissors to cut the lawn today. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3067 Looks like I'm still getting more per hour. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3068 So how much powder DOES the washer take? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3069 You're a jackass! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3070 So you've worked for years in Gnome up north? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3071 You know what they say about men with big shovels, don't you? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3072 No, my back doesn't hurt. Now..ready, set, go! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3073 Son, quit being a wimp and put your back into in like this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3074 Further evidence that it's all in the motion and not the size. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3075 It's called, "progressive snow shoveling." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3076 You have to download the app first. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3077 Why does it seem like I'm doing all of the work? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3078 Always remember Son. It's not the size of your tool, it's how you use it 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3079 You wanna switch soon? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3080 Tell your mother, once again, that size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3081 What does It look like I'm doing. I'm making snow pancakes 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3082 You still need to finish your daily quota. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3083 Watch your back 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3084 Every inch of the walkway that I shovel is just another minute I spend chaperoning your first date... Almost at two hours kiddo! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3085 But factor the internet, where millions of these are connected! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3086 Some 'Rights of Passage' are open to interpretation, but this isn't one of them. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3087 Over the shoulder. Around the house. Nothing but net. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3088 put your back into it, Snedley. We didn't get this far by loafing! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3089 You say you make more shoveling snow, than being a garden gnome? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3090 No thanks, I'm good. Trying to avoid my visiting mother-in-law! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3091 I wish it would stop snowing on opposite day 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3092 Underestimating the removal. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3093 Very big elsewhere if you must know. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3094 If you're not willing to go near the sidewalk, at least trade shovels with me! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3095 Oh, is this what you were looking for, Dad? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3096 A little shovel goes a long way. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3097 My shovel only looks bigger because the snow is deeper here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3098 I'm glad you like it, Donald, but it's not for sale. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3099 This whole shoveling thing is a lot more fun if you pretend you're at the beach. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3100 Remember "PATIENCE I" with scissors on the lawn? This is "II", son, so go get the right tool. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3101 Overcompensating for something? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3102 I hope you're wearing your big boy diaper. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3103 I have a shovel and I'm here to help 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3104 Choke up a bit more, honey. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3105 I refuse to let my campaign for shoveling this driveway be influenced by "Big Shovel"! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3106 If I can do it with this tiny shovel, then YOU can do it with...oh, I did it. Well played. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3107 No Thanks-productive sandbox shovel! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3108 Hey, what's taking you so long? I've already cleared out the walkway up to here with this spatula! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3109 Think of this as a virtual demonstration. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3110 John - I'm sorry, but American inequality goes far beyond the housing market. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3111 "Trust me, I used to play football". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3112 Someday son, when you're older and have acute lumbar stenosis, you'll understand. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3113 No thanks - I'm a Libra! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3114 How about a trade Mister? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3115 Thanks, Obama. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3116 I didn't think it was possible for you to stoop any lower and make me do this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3117 Mother, mother always told me "don't bite off more than I could chew." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3118 Why do I have to use the non-GMO shovel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3119 I'm a grower not a shower. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3120 Would you please tell your bearded midget to switch shovels with me, in his native language? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3121 Trumped again 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3122 okay that's a big shovel and all but seriously where did the sky go 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3123 For the last time, because you have a low center of gravity and I have a bad back. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3124 This shovel has worked for me for a long time--in fact, since yesterday morning. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3125 y ? x 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3126 paper says rain 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3127 Lift with your legs, not your back. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3128 You should have said you didn't take iPay before you started. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3129 Building a wall won't make you any safer, Son, so let's trade shovels. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3130 Maybe you need this for your windshield, buddy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3131 From each according to their ability, to each according to their need. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3132 There's no white flag. You're still fair game sonny. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3133 We got a foot, or if you will, twelve inches. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3134 I lost the bet. No reason to taunt me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3135 Those rats died of plague 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3136 See. Just like daddy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3137 I get it! I get it! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3138 Don't give me that Mies was wrong face. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3139 Her most recent order was to shovel the snow. I'll do anything to escape the tyranny! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3140 Remember son, bigger isn't always better. Someday you'll understand what I mean. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3141 Maybe we should focus on ground level dear! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3142 Again Amazon got the dimensions wrong. First the grills and now this. More one star reviews from our zip code that's for sure. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3143 Well of course I'll tell you where you can shove the snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3144 Heart attack snow won't kill me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3145 '' I'm multitasking. Want a Snow Cone ? '' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3146 That demonstrates proof of concept. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3147 You see son, size does matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3148 Don't make any major life decisions just now. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3149 Jeez Edna, you never miss an opportunity to tell me mine's not big enough. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3150 It's not the size of the dog in the fight.....it's the size of the fight in the dog. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3151 Avoiding toddlers or teenagers? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3152 I just figured since you wanted the bigger closet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3153 Sell out. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3154 I'll have time for your great idea when we're finished. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3155 You’re way too young to want to move to Florida. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3156 Dad there's something wrong with this picture! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3157 Try bending your knees. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3158 I thought you said size doesn't really matter? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3159 What? I hate shoveling! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3160 Earn this, son... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3161 Are you trying to make me redundant? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3162 Sorry, Dairy Queen only trained me how to do it this way. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3163 Sometimes you frighten me, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3164 I gave up walking for lent. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3165 Shovel what you can. Global warming should take care of the rest. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3166 Thank you for your help. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3167 Hey, do you think your boots feel a little small? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3168 Life is hard and don't you ever forget it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3169 I suppose you're going to tell your mother about this? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3170 'Sure, this takes longer ... but it beats having a heart attack!" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3171 It's like your mother always says: It's not the size, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3172 I'll bet you were a supply sergeant in the Army. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3173 Son. I gave you the coolest snow shovel ever made. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3174 I'm demanding the big shovel in our divorce settlement, Mildred. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3175 Why, yes - I am a lawyer. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3176 Thanks son, but it's either this or sleep in the dog house. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3177 Looks like someone's compensating for something. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3178 That hole was meant for the next door neighbour's kids 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3179 The snow shovel would get it done more quickly, but with the hand shovel I'm closer to God. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3180 I know you're trying to be a man, but son I think it's better if we just switch shovels. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3181 We need to right size this operation. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3182 God is in the details. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3183 Tell Harvey to mind his own business. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3184 It pains me to admit that economists who preach 'free trade makes everyone better off ' are actually on to something. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3185 sorry dude....One size fits all does not apply here 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3186 After this let's go to Hooters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3187 You're gonna need a smaller shovel" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3188 Just more proof that size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3189 Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing with a child's beach shovel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3190 Since when does Santa allow moonlighting? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3191 No you idiot, you gotta use a little gold spoon. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3192 I am demonstrating that, if you work hard, someday you will be a 1%'er too. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3193 Gimme the big boy shovel back-the neighbors are laughing at me 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3194 Okay, I did it. Now will you help me update my twitter feed? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3195 Too big too late! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3196 You said "help me chip away at this". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3197 Bernie Sanders voter in a snow storm 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3198 Someday the once and future Winter King will come to pull the shovel out of the snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3199 Looks like your patent application did not go through either. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3200 I'm taking care of the top 1%. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3201 Well the good news is we don't have earthquakes here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3202 Stop whining, start shoveling. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3203 Just don't bathe for a week 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3204 Thanks, but I'm almost finished. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3205 Son, remember, quality not quantity. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3206 For the last time, put that giant spatula away, grab a trowel, and help me clear the sidewalk! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3207 See son, contrary to what your mother might say, size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3208 You've made your point, Danny. Now can I have my compensatory icon of phallic aggression back? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3209 Bernie warned me of this type of inequality 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3210 Sorry, got to go. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3211 There are no shortcuts in life son 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3212 One fall of snow and we lose all sense of perspective 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3213 'Any does have any chalk? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3214 Sarah Palin's house looked a lot nicer from Russia. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3215 I know seems like I'm really shoveling it, but trust me, you'll grow into it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3216 So... you working for scale too? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3217 Would you like to change the tool? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3218 Thanks for the offer, but I'm almost done. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3219 Big guy, don't you know something is wrong here? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3220 Son, it's not the size that matters, but what you do with it that counts. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3221 I couldn`t allow my "Global warming" friends see me do that! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3222 The Democrates have already dug us a path to Hell! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3223 Dad, that's the shovel I play with at the beach for digging in the sand. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3224 Hairdryer, please 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3225 I'm assuming they haven't covered the concept of proportions at school yet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3226 Chew with your mouth closed, please 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3227 It's an election year - a blizzard of lies. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3228 Parenting 2016: "Are you tired buddy"? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3229 It's cheating to use that big shovel, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3230 What we have here,,is failure to communicate. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3231 Income inequality has its consequences. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3232 Bigger is not always better – yet I would rather be masturbating. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3233 This dynamic has grown tiresome. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3234 Would it've killed you to point out that 'amusing' mix-up a little earlier? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3235 Shopped online? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3236 I guess it's true what they say: shovel softly and carry a big stick! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3237 It's all in the wrist. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3238 Your mom makes way too much mashed potato. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3239 Ok, Eugene. Size does matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3240 minimalism is the new achievement monitor 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3241 It's all about balance and leverage. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3242 I'm sick of these clear paths to nowhere! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3243 I still have my old shovel from the 2000s when smaller was all the rage. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3244 Maybe we should have stopped at wife swapping. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3245 Try doing it this way! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3246 My Mother always says to remember that size does matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3247 This was the first and last time he will ask how much I will pay him to help me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3248 and now your mother has finally found the shovel 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3249 Henry Jr. would always veer from the beaten path. This was in contrast to the majority of his peers and neighbors in Bovey, Minnesota. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3250 The good news is that it isn't hard on my back. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3251 It is not the size of the tool; it's "The Art of the Duel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3252 I'm not blocking the sidewalk; I am the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3253 No job is too big, Donald. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3254 Think positive! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3255 There's an infinite unfairness in letting the willing dwarf bear the burden! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3256 Nice job Dad--you can have my marshmallow when we take a break for cocoa. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3257 Grandson. on the off-chance I have a grabber. Remember...Connery is the One True Bond. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3258 "Well Harold, you DID say that you wanted my shovel"! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3259 This is not idea of a 50/50 split......... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3260 Well don't just stand there, give me a hand. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3261 'Cause it's right there in the fine print, Thompson & Son charges by the scoop. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3262 I'm really tired of hearing that size matters 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3263 I want him to know that size doesn't matter 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3264 Keep digging, our right to privacy is under there somewhere! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3265 The problem is you are always looking for a shortcut. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3266 If you say I've got shovel envy one more time, I swear I'll kill you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3267 I bought right before that government subsidy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3268 Like this, only bigger! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3269 Son, the hourly worker needs to pace himself. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3270 Salt the sidewalks, Herb. The SIDEWALKS 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3271 Social Security Broke, Chores Replace Checks. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3272 It was right where mom said, hanging in front of your face. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3273 A good analogy of the uneven distribution of wealth. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3274 Same thing happened when I wished for a car, too. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3275 C'mon, son. Put your back into it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3276 My ally is the force. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3277 We you get back home tell Santa I do NOT appreciate his sense of humor! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3278 I see you found the uncovered well... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3279 Let me know when you want to switch. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3280 You know what the say about a small shovel, longer hours. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3281 If we just stay in these positions, we'll never have to converse with anyone again. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3282 hey bro 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3283 Thanks, but at that price, I'll wait for spring. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3284 I told you it is not the size, but how you use it 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3285 One flew over the cuckoo's chest. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3286 I do the heavy lifting supervising shovel assignments. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3287 I guess they didn't tell you I'm a trim specialist. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3288 A young Bill Gates holding firm on his shovel price in front of the orphanage. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3289 No, thanks. We already traded yesterday 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3290 See how easy it is? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3291 It takes a small man to face up to his big jobs, like shoveling snow he knows the big man was too lazy to do. Stop staring at me already! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3292 No, thanks. I'm good. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3293 ......illustrating our new line of AGE-CALIBRATED, CARDIO-RESTRAINED snow shovels.... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3294 Need I remind you? This is the least of our mismatches! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3295 It's not the size of the shovel, it's the motion of the frozen ocean 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3296 Remember Dad, don't lift with your wrist--lift with your knuckles. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3297 Size has nothing to do with it, son. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3298 Not until I can use my right arm. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3299 My wife told me I have to start paying more attention to detail. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3300 Well done, dear. Looks like all that CrossFit is really paying off. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3301 Still no snow shovel. But I did find this giant spatula... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3302 Why don't you go help your mother.She deserves your services. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3303 Snowed in? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3304 Bill was forever being led down the garden path 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3305 Nice job with the walkway son, we will switch shovels again before your mother gets home. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3306 It's spreading--White Oscars Night. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3307 You know nothing about shoveling, Jon Snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3308 Ma! I think I'm ready for the big shovel now. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3309 They assured me of the functionality of nanotechnology. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3310 This isn't the first time in our marriage that you confuse quantity and quality. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3311 The right tool for the right job, Son. Now go see if you can find the driveway. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3312 Hurry son, your mom will be here any minute. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3313 When you're a big person like your daddy, you can hire a consultant to figure out problems like this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3314 The salesman was wrong, global warming has not yet arrived 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3315 It's not the size that matters, but what you can do with it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3316 Pay attention, son. This is a lesson in thrift. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3317 You have to work your way up to the toy shovel, Jimmy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3318 I'm not telling him about the perils of salmonella! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3319 psst...hey buddy...i could do somethin' for ya... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3320 This isn't what I meant when I switched the Christmas present tags. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3321 So are you that self ploughing plough from Google? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3322 That's how we do it here in Gnome,Alaska 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3323 Is your mother trying to give me a heart attack? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3324 Nothing is going to stop me from getting The New Yorker delivered! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 When I'm finished we'll build a snowmidget. 2.0000 0.37796 7 3 1 3
1 I'm a big person. It only looks smaller. 2.0000 0.26726 8 2 4 2
2 Someday son, this shovel will be yours. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
3 Put that away, we are paid by the hour. 1.8750 0.29505 8 3 3 2
4 I found your brother...I'm glad we didn't use the snow blower.... 1.8750 0.35038 8 4 1 3
5 Now you offer to help? 1.7778 0.22222 9 3 5 1
6 My brain says yes, my back says no. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
7 It's called working by the hour, son. 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
8 No, thanks. I promised we'd visit your grandmother when I finished the walkway. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
9 My cardiologist sells them. 1.7500 0.36596 8 5 0 3
10 OK, OK - neither of us should have bought online. 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
11 Where the hell were you nine hours ago? 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
12 Because I'm wearing my Fitbit. 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
13 Point again to where you threw the keys. 1.7500 0.25000 8 3 4 1
14 I'm more about the process. 1.7500 0.31339 8 4 2 2
15 Shovelry is dead. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
16 I'm going to package it up and sell it to hipsters as "artisinal hand-shoveled" snow. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
17 OK, that's one thousand for me. Now you do yours. 1.7143 0.28571 7 3 3 1
18 Let this be a lesson on how the business world works. 1.7143 0.35952 7 4 1 2
19 For the last time, because you have a low center of gravity and I have a bad back. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
20 It's a journey, not a destination. 1.6667 0.16667 9 3 6 0
21 I promised to take your mother shoe shopping as soon as I was finished. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
22 Dad, are you sure this is what your cardiologist told you? 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
23 I could have used that five hours ago, Billy. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
24 In my day, we shoveled snow with a spatula. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
25 Sometimes it's the journey, son. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
26 Some day, you'll look back and resent me 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
27 I told you it is not the size, but how you use it 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
28 It's all about attention to detail. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
29 It's all about billable shovels full. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
30 You look for the dog, I'll look for the hamster. 1.6667 0.16667 9 3 6 0
31 The forecast calls for another foot of snow and suspension of child labor laws. 1.6667 0.33333 9 6 0 3
32 No two Flakes are alike! 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
33 You kids and your newfangled technology. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
34 I bill by the hour. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
35 Some day you'll appreciate daddy's artisanal snow craft. 1.6667 0.23570 9 4 4 1
36 When you're a little older you'll understand daddy's crazy. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
37 It only looks small from where you're standing. 1.6667 0.28868 9 5 2 2
38 Even Robert Mankoff would say there's something wrong with this picture. 1.6667 0.33333 9 6 0 3
39 Why when I was your age I had to shovel snow with a popsicle stick! 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
40 On second thought, I would like to switch shovels. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
41 Don't give me that look; I'm not the one that has to earn my allowance. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
42 When I was a boy, we used a shingle on a stick, and lots of elbow grease. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
43 You kids and your damn technology! 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
44 And that, son, is the difference between capitalism and socialism. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
45 Here's a tip: bill by the scoop. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
46 Do you want it done fast or do you want it done right? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
47 Next time, pick heads. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
48 What next? Some sort of machine that blows it out of the way? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
49 No, thanks. It just needs a trim. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
50 Go tell Mom she wins, we're moving to Florida. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
51 Are you aware that I use to walk 7 miles to school every day? 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
52 Don't laugh. I escaped from prison this way. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
53 I'm very good at micromanaging. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
54 Because that's Daddy's 401(k) shovel. 1.6250 0.26305 8 4 3 1
55 Keep it. I'm getting paid by the hour. 1.6250 0.18298 8 3 5 0
56 I don't care any more what my Fitbit thinks of me! Hand me the big shovel. 1.6250 0.32390 8 5 1 2
57 I was your age when I started. 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
58 Don't try to 'snow me," kid. That's no magic shovel. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
59 Sometimes a snow shovel is just a snow shovel. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
60 Dad, is there a moral in this? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
61 I am getting paid by the hour. How about you?? 1.5714 0.29738 7 4 2 1
62 The question isn't who let me take your shovel; it's who is going to stop me. 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
63 The key is lifting with your legs. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
64 No one likes a show-off, son. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
65 It's all in the wrist, son. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
66 Don't choke up quite so much on the handle! 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
67 I’ll use it after Mommy’s family leaves. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
68 You can't use that. We're Amish. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
69 I charge by the hour. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
70 Great! I'm almost done now. Where were you three days ago? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
71 Yes, the snow shovel would be faster. But global warming has been linked with using those. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
72 Get a smaller shovel. We're creating jobs. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
73 "...Then use this micro shovel for more intricate detailing of your shoveled path.. Got it? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
74 It's the journey. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
75 Mine's a gift from my cardiologist. 1.5556 0.17568 9 4 5 0
76 You missed a flake. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
77 This way is more artisanal. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
78 I was hired by the hour. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
79 Your shovel will get smaller as you get bigger. Mine did. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
80 Ok, Son...Daddy's turn to be middle manager. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
81 Shoveling is a journey, son, not a destination. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
82 Since last Sunday, and you? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
83 It is all in the knees. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
84 Have you found your brother yet? 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
85 Son, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to let you go. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
86 It's not snow, it's a metaphor for how the 1% pay taxes. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
87 ...and that's how Social Security works. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
88 On average, they're both perfect. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
89 Mathematically, we should finish at exactly the same time. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
90 Keep looking. I know grandma's out here somewhere. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
91 No Thanks - I'm trying to beat mom's Fitbit total 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
92 Remember son, use this shovel when they're paying you by the hour. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
93 I get paid for each shovelful. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
94 Thanks anyway, kid, but I get paid by the hour. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
95 And this, my son, is how to make the most if you are paid per hour. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
96 I'm union, kid. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
97 I could have used you three weeks ago. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
98 The joy is in the journey. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
99 Anyone can move snow. It's only a true artist that can shape it and let it tell it's own story. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
100 You remind me of Jeb! 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
101 It's not the size of the shovel, it's how you use it. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
102 This debunks that myth…size doesn't matter. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
103 What matters is how you use it. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
104 It's all about the technique. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
105 I told you; low weight, high reps! 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
106 Switch? 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
107 Little goes a long way. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
108 Your grandfather, the archaeologist, taught me how to shovel snow. 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
109 Still wanna take turns? 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
110 Because your father is a trained archeologist. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
111 When I was a kid we shoveled the walk both ways. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
112 Help! Having...tiny...heart attack.... 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
113 Yes, the whole lawn! That's why you have the BIG shovel! 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
114 And once the edges are perfect I like to finish up with some 100 grit sandpaper 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
115 It's a matter of perspective. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
116 I charge by the scoop. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
117 You sound like your mother. It's not about size. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
118 This spatula turned a retirement job into a retirement career. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
119 See, it's easy. Just step, lift, turn, toss. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
120 Bar mitzvah, bar shmitzvah, Neil; today you are a man. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
121 Sometimes being paid by the hour is a good thing. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
122 I have less character to build. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
123 Maybe bigger is better. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
124 Optical Illusion #10 - The shovels are the same size! 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
125 I saw it on "Escape from Alcatraz." What's your excuse? 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
126 Where's your baby sister with the snowblower? 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
127 See! It's not the size of the shovel that matters! 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
128 Thanks, but I'll be done in a couple more days. 1.5000 0.18898 8 4 4 0
129 The groundhog lied. 1.5000 0.26726 8 5 2 1
130 It's the new iShovel--want to try? 1.5000 0.32733 8 6 0 2
131 When I was your age, all we had were thumb shovels. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
132 No thanks. I'll stick with the one I've used since I was eight. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
133 Because when I started, all I could find was 'Malibu Barbie's beach shovel' 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
134 Quit complaining! When I was your age, we didn't even have shovels. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
135 What do you mean I'm a micro manager? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
136 Watch me carefully, son, I'm about to teach you the value of pointless toil. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
137 And you promise we can switch after ten minutes? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
138 What, you've never seen bonsai shoveling? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
139 Yea, but when i'm done it will be spring. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
140 It may be small, but I know how to use it. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
141 You ARE the best snow shoveler in the whole, wide world, Tommy! Now can we trade back? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
142 It helps if you bend at your knees. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
143 If you wanna make some big money, you need to charge by the scoop. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
144 I named my shovel "El Nino" 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
145 Thanks, but I'm getting paid by the hour, if you get my drift. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
146 Earl was determined to prove that size doesn't matter. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
147 The union won't let us use that one. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
148 Thanks, Jimmy. I'll take it from here. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
149 I've been at this for two days and NOW you find the shovel! 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
150 Snow, stocks, life, whatever. It's all about leverage. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
151 I get paid by the hour. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
152 OK, I am finished with my 5 scoops son, time for your next five. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
153 I don't think bigger is always better, son. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
154 I suppose you're going to tell your mother about this? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
155 I was wrong. It doesn't build character. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
156 Lift with your legs. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
157 Because they're paying me by the hour, that's why. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
158 You call it unfairness. I call it seniority. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
159 Why use that when I've got this app on my phone? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
160 It's what you do with it that counts. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
161 Well son, size matters 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
162 Shovels don't clear sidewalks, people clear sidewalks. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
163 Shoveling is like making love. But I forget why. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
164 Put that thing away. I get paid by the hour. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
165 Thanks, son. But I prefer this one as a metaphor for my life. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
166 It's like coloring. I'll make the lines and you fill them in. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
167 Son. The key to success, is to do more with less. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
168 Everyone, son, has their own path and their own journey. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
169 No Dad, not until you tell me where babies really come from. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
170 When you get older and have kids, you too can be unfair. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
171 The path of least resistance? Never heard of it. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
172 " What ever you do don't let mom know you found it". 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
173 It's not the size but how you use it, son! 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
174 I'm not sure what the lesson here is anymore either. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
175 A good worker never blames his tools. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
176 That hole was meant for the next door neighbour's kids 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
177 Here, dad, try this one. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
178 My character is sufficiently built . 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
179 It's not the size of the shovel... 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
180 Darn, that's not our house. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
181 Don't look so smug, I charge by the hour. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
182 See who else wants a snow cone. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
183 " Now you show up, where were you 11 hours ago"? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
184 How much more demonstration do you need? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
185 I'm paid by the hour. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
186 So how do you like Canada so far? 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
187 And that, son, is the history of Social Security. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
188 Hey, I let you pick first. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
189 When I was your age I was twelve feet tall. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
190 Nice job with the walkway son, we will switch shovels again before your mother gets home. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
191 I have no idea why your mother says I'm always doing things the hard way. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
192 Son, you'll never get a government job with that kind of thinking. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
193 I prefer small-batch shoveling. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
194 Okay, son, it's your turn. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
195 And no, you will not be getting a participation trophy. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
196 Seymour has an epiphany - he's not left handed. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
197 No one ever got a heart attack from snow spooning. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
198 this is Trump-onomics in action 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
199 Sure, but my way builds character. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
200 Want to trade again? 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
201 Did I complain when you got first pick on lawnmowers? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
202 Put that away, Son. We're getting paid by the hour. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
203 Does this shovel make my butt look big? 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
204 Technically, I don't think we're violating any OSHA rules. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
205 No, this is not a 'metaphor' for anything, you little know-it-all. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
206 I'm assuming they haven't covered the concept of proportions at school yet. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
207 Yes it's lighter but I'm doing more reps 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
208 Work smaller, not harder. 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
209 See, it's how you use it that really counts 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
210 Now you come? 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
211 Because I'm management, that's why. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
212 I wanted a more hand-crafted, artisanal look. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
213 Son, as I told you, size doesn't matter. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
214 You've got the driveway shovel, so get started! 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
215 Is that shovel big enough for you? 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
216 It's not the size of the man, it's his equipment. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
217 No thanks--I've joined the slow movement. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
218 Don't be silly, I can do this with one hand. 1.4286 0.20203 7 4 3 0
219 First one done gets to do laundry. 1.4286 0.29738 7 5 1 1
220 I hear hot chocolate calling, son. Please tell me you hear it too. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
221 Sorry, kid, union rules. I get paid by the hour. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
222 No, I am not micromanaging. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
223 See how easy Daddy makes it look? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
224 ...And, yes, it was uphill both ways. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
225 It's all in the wrist Billy. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
226 Let me demonstrate. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
227 Well, you got to use it at the beach last summer. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
228 No thanks, I'm good. I've got kind of a Zen thing going on here. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
229 It's not the size-it's the motion. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
230 I get your drift. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
231 It's a Daddy heart attack preventer. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
232 Objects are larger than they appear 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
233 Some is good, more is better, my dear. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
234 My snow removal incentive plan is based on the number of shovelfuls. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
235 Because you haven't had two heart attacks, that's why! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
236 Laugh all you want but the Fitbit won't lie. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
237 I told my wife that I would help out around the house after I finished shoveling. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
238 Because, Timmy, I'm much more detail-oriented than you are. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
239 I appreciate your effort, son. But the sidewalk is over here. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
240 This wasn't what I had in mind when I said "a little help!" 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
241 Can't wait until spring so I can use the micro lawn mower! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
242 The trick is, the longer you spend in the snow, the more likely you are to win an Oscar. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
243 Son, it's not the size, it's what you do with it. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
244 The right tool for the right job, Son. Now go see if you can find the driveway. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
245 It's not all about size. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
246 Let's just stick with the plan. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
247 See son, contrary to what your mother might say, size doesn't matter. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
248 Before my operation that was my shovel. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
249 Brownie, you're doing a heckuva job. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
250 You kids are always rushing to get things done. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
251 Remembering back, Jack realized that his father always found ways to make him feel small and incompetent. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
252 Babe, nobody thought Paul Bunyan's ax could beat the chain saw either. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
253 I thought this was taking more time than usual 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
254 I'll stick with mindless persistence. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
255 My shovel is recommeded by eight out of ten members of the American Orthopedic Surgeons Association. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
256 Mom says she needs that spatula for the flapjacks. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
257 I gave up efficiency for lent. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
258 Get busy , Gnomes don't get allowances 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
259 Your hands are too close together. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
260 Sorry, that big shovel hurts my back. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
261 A sled? You don't want one, I've seen Citizen Kane. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
262 It's the French way. I read an article. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
263 I get more steps on my fitbit this way. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
264 Tell your mother I'll be in to meet her parents when I'm done. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
265 A little shoveling will do you good. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
266 How much did you want for that damn shovel again? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
267 Well, you'll love it when this goes crazy viral. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
268 You’re way too young to want to move to Florida. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
269 Does this make history look like fun? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
270 Dad there's something wrong with this picture! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
271 You know, son, it wasn't too long ago, that I would have needed that big shovel for a job like this. Now I can do it all with my smart phone. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
272 It's not the about destination it's about the journey 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
273 My doctor said 'no heavy lifting' 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
274 I'm sure we'll eventually find your retainer. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
275 C'mon now, like this. Bend, thrust, toss. Bend, thrust, toss. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
276 Sure, but does it build character? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
277 And I had to walk five miles to my school in a blizzard, and it was uphill both ways. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
278 Honey, we're getting paid by the hour. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
279 Must get 10,000 steps...... 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
280 Does this shovel make me look fat? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
281 Watch me, son. Just one scoop at a time. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
282 And now, son, you understand the concept of 'billable hours' 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
283 You may be right, so far the snowflakes are all different. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
284 I get paid by the shovelful. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
285 It gets smaller as you get older. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
286 It's called Zen and the Art of Snow Removal, son. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
287 But factor the internet, where millions of these are connected! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
288 The doctor suggested smaller portions. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
289 Put some elbow into it. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
290 Remember son, it's not the size of your shovel that counts. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
291 When I was your age, I had to walk 5 miles to school shoveling snow with that shovel. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
292 Remember, lift with your knees, not your back! 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
293 Son, it's not a tiny shovel. It's seven hours of solitude. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
294 It's time you learned about working for senior management. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
295 Where there's a will, there's a path. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
296 My boss wants me at work when I’m finished. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
297 Just remember, son: Size doesn't matter. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
298 With the big shovel comes big responsibility. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
299 That's not cardiologist approved, son. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
300 No, you can use that one. I don't mind. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
301 Haunted by the specter of his own childhood inadequacies, Oliver overcompensates by "showing off." 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
302 Dad, is this the one you wanted? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
303 Shovel what you can. Global warming should take care of the rest. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
304 OK. It's your turn. Bring your shovel and come and help Daddy. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
305 Watch me son, it's all about leverage. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
306 I don't know about you, but I'm headed to the beach. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
307 How about a trade Mister? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
308 You see? There are no small shovels, only small snow shovelers. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
309 Okay, I did it. Now will you help me update my twitter feed? 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
310 Gimme the big boy shovel back-the neighbors are laughing at me 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
311 Barbie's shovel? I wondered why it was taking so long. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
312 What? You said a little help. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
313 Hey...I'm just scraping by! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
314 No. Perspective just makes it look small. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
315 I know I lost the bet about the weatherman, but please give me a pass on the driveway. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
316 Ok the GPS says we are getting closer to finding the car! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
317 It's a long winter, you'll grow into the shovel. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
318 No, son. I use that shovel when I'm being paid by the job rather than by the hour. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
319 You see how I’m lifting with my legs? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
320 Remember Dad, don't lift with your wrist--lift with your knuckles. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
321 Oh, so now you don't want the big boy shovel anymore? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
322 It saves work. When I use this tiny shovel, the snow always melts before I finish the job. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
323 Keep it. I'm paid by the hour. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
324 Son, bigger isn't better. Faster is better. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
325 See, you've gotta choke up and put your knees into it. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
326 And one day your son will keep you from having a heart attack. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
327 No, thanks... With this one I only have to worry about suffering a wrist attack. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
328 Thanks, but as an artisinal shoveller I insist on craft and precision. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
329 You're gonna hurt your back, bend at the knees. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
330 Buy your shovel for 5 bucks, kid? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
331 You can tell your mother I prefer this one. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
332 Should have had another son. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
333 You can have it back when we're done, and no more singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho"! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
334 Now who's the one-percenter? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
335 New iShovel? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
336 When you grow up, you get to use the little shovel. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
337 My cardiologist recommended a heart healthy lifestyle 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
338 Your problem is that you're lifting with your back instead of your legs. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
339 Sidewalk trimming distinguishes true snow shovellers from the rest. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
340 You were the one who couldn't wait for a snow day. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
341 Okay dad. Can we cut it with the 'Size doesn't matter' analogies? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
342 Quit trying that antique and use this app I just downloaded. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
343 When I want your mother's advice I'll ask for it. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
344 Son, I'm paying myself by the hour, not the job. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
345 No!! You'll poke yourself in the eye ! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
346 Thanks, but my cardiologist warned me against scooping too much snow at a time. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
347 I'm more of a details guy 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
348 No, thank you. I promised your mother I would reduce my carbon footprint. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
349 You're lucky. Back in my day my father didn't help me. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
350 You have to use your legs. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
351 I'm showing your mom that size isn't everything. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
352 See, when I was a kid, all we had were tiny toy shovels! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
353 Now you return it. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
354 So just like this for forty feet and repeat. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
355 Because it builds character. That's why, son. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
356 You see son? Every goal can be broken down into a multitude of smaller goals. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
357 Fifteen bucks an hour and the third grade stands down. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
358 The problem is you're holding it wrong. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
359 You should be using your legs, not your back. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
360 Have you noticed, whenever we shovel Gahan Wilson's walk, something weird happens? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
361 Now can we agree that size doesn't matter? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
362 Don't blame the tool, son. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
363 We can do this the hard way or we can do this the easy way, son. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
364 First life lesson for you son. "Size does not matter". And if you don't believe me, ask your mom. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
365 Hey, these aren't my glasses. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
366 No thanks. I need an excuse to be out of the house longer. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
367 It's a metaphor, son. Figure it out. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
368 It's not about how quickly the job gets done, Timmy. It's about how much time I get away from your mother. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
369 It's either this or I talk to your mother. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
370 Are we done yet? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
371 i have a feeling were in michigan 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
372 Guess which one is the Republican! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
373 Size does matter. You might as well learn that now. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
374 I like the process. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
375 Your mother is completely off base, son. Size doesn't matter. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
376 Don't get too optimistic about your lemonade sales. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
377 I used to work at Ben & Jerry's 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
378 Mom says to tell you size does matter. ["does" underscored or in italics.] 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
379 No, that takes all the fun out of it. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
380 Mine has GPS and voice guidance assistance. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
381 If size mattered, I'd still be shoveling alone. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
382 Son, don’t think for a minute that I haven’t learned a thing or two from my years working for the government. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
383 Well, if it isn't El Nino himself! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
384 Watch how I do it Son. This is just one of many techniques I have for staying married to your mother. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
385 Listen, kid. Someone gave you a snow job. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
386 One day when you are older Daddy will let you use the little shovel. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
387 Next year, You can use the iShovel. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
388 This is as good a time as any to teach you that size doesn't matter. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
389 Someday son, when you're older and have acute lumbar stenosis, you'll understand. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
390 Bend your knees more and flex your wrists. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
391 I'm just putting the finishing touches on what you started. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
392 Trowel and Error son. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
393 It's all about perspective, son. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
394 You shovel the snow. I’m curating it. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
395 Your generation is too entitled. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
396 Big feet. Small shovel. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
397 At least you aren't stuck here with the big shovel. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
398 See? What you wanna do is lift with your knees. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
399 The little guys always have the biggest toys. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
400 Tell me again how you don't leave footprints. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
401 I'm hourly. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
402 Get out of here kid, I get paid by the hour. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
403 You know work is just another four letter word 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
404 I'll let you know when I need it. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
405 Tell Mom I'll watch the debates as soon as I finish shoveling. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
406 Technique is the key, my boy, not size! Remember that. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
407 Listen, when I was your age, I had to clear the walk with a toothpick! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
408 Because I'm a partner and you're an associate. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
409 C'mon son! success is 1% inspiration 99% perspiration 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
410 Hey kid. Get busy! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
411 You kids think you're so smart. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
412 Tell your mom to get out here so I can finally prove to her that size doesn't matter. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
413 No thanks. My wife said don't come back until it's finished. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
414 Son, it's a poor workman who blames his tools. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
415 Remember, kid: it's a marathon, not a sprint. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
416 We weren't hired to shovel the lawn. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
417 It's easier than a path to citizenship. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
418 Bigger isn't necessarily better, son. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
419 You knew I was a short order cook when you asked me to help. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
420 Make yourself useful and bring me the salt shaker for the sidewalk. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
421 If you're Yoda, give me The Force; if not, give me your shovel. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
422 At least yours doesn't make your butt look big. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
423 Lift with your legs, not your back. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
424 Welcome to the 99%. . . 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
425 ...aaaaand twenty! Your turn again, son! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
426 Where were you twelve hours ago? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
427 Zen shoveling can't be rushed. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
428 That would've been useful two hours ago 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
429 " Have fun, Im going to "DISNEYLAND". 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
430 I better not find yellow snow behind that shovel. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
431 We'll discuss increasing your allowance later. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
432 How much for the large shovel? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
433 Put that away! I told the boss I'd be in when I was finished shoveling. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
434 You mean it's not "work harder, not smarter"? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
435 Son, you are all shovel, no snow. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
436 No, I won't tweet Cory Booker to come over and shovel our sidewalk 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
437 Now you show up! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
438 Ok,now do you see the difference between a Daddy shovel and a little boy's shovel? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
439 You want it fast , or you want it good? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
440 Remember how I love bonsai? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
441 When I was your age, I had to shovel the whole city without a coat. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
442 Smartness over brute force! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
443 It isn't about the size son, its how you use it. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
444 This is about pride, son. Your mother says small tools are ineffectual. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
445 It's worn down over the years, but it still does the job! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
446 Do you think maybe your whining is why Mommy drinks so much? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
447 Attention to detail is snow laughing matter 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
448 I asked my teacher today about child labor laws. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
449 You'll never find Mom with that one. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
450 Never bring a meta shovel to a proto snowfall. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
451 Getting paid by the hour eh? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
452 Put that back until your grandmother leaves. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
453 It's not the size, it's what you do with it! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
454 I'm getting you ready to work for The Man. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
455 He's got his mother's biceps 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
456 This is why you got a snow day. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
457 The moment irrational optimism met rigid pragmatism. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
458 There is no "On" button. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
459 I lost the bet. No reason to taunt me. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
460 It's not about size, son, it's all about how you use it. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
461 My shovel started out that big 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
462 A good analogy of the uneven distribution of wealth. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
463 Just follow my example and we'll be done in no time. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
464 If I made it easy for you, that would be socialism. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
465 It's all about how you use it. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
466 Working hard? Or hardly working? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
467 From each according to his ability. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
468 It isn't the size of the shovel that counts...it's the technique. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
469 That's the last time you tell Mom about Dad's secret beer cooler. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
470 The cold made it shrink. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
471 Learn from my mistakes, son, and never, ever forget your wedding anniversary. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
472 Thanks for the offer, but I'm almost done. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
473 …but I don't want hair on my chest! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
474 I have to acknowledge shovel envy is real. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
475 See? This is exactly what's wrong with your generation. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
476 If size mattered you wouldn't be here. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
477 I guess the catbox was not the first place I should have gone looking for the shovel. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
478 Do you know you're an entitled little bastard? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
479 ' Son, when your mother gets like that, this is how you create a little me-time.' 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
480 Judge me by size, do you? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
481 Sometimes a shovel is just a shovel. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
482 Wanna trade? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
483 I'm teaching you about the national debt. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
484 I never should have told your mother that size doesn't matter. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
485 Because, Jimmy, we don't care about keeping up with the Joneses. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
486 I’ll use it after Nana leaves. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
487 see, it sucks with the big shovel too...... 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
488 Don't wait up. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
489 If I give you the little shovel, will you stop putting the snow back on the sidewalk? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
490 Its not the size of the shovel, it's the fury of the attack. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
491 Size doesn't matter; it's all about how you use it. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
492 It's not the size of the shovel in the snow, it's the size of the man with the shovel. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
493 2016: A mini-shovel-using parallel universe is saved from oblivion by the appearance of the child prophet. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
494 Take this job and shovel it. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
495 Faster. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
496 Think of it as preparation for the 2036 Winter Olympics. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
497 I'm good at detail. You're a big-picture guy. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
498 I suppose you want a participation trophy. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
499 Kids these days are so spoiled. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
500 But the flakes are so small! 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
501 Do ya wanna trade? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
502 Did Tom Brady complain about the size of his shovel when he was drafted in the sixth round? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
503 No son, I said "bring me the blow dryer". 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
504 Thomas, you look tired? Would it be alright if Daddy uses the big shovel for a while? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
505 Really pushing for that inheritance aren't you? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
506 Just grip a little further back on the handle. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
507 I can't wait for this 'Freaky Friday' thing to get undone. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
508 I suppose you're still using a landline too. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
509 Someday you'll understand -I work for the city... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
510 This cross-training thing isn't working. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
511 I told you: size isn't everything. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
512 Isn't it your nap time? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
513 Thanks, but your mother isn't always right. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
514 In my day, we cleared the snow from miles of sidewalk with just a spatula. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
515 As a matter of fact, "YES", I am trying to make a point. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
516 Yes, but see I get paid per hour. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
517 This sucks. We need to join the tiny house movement. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
518 I accidentally brought my Florida sand shovel. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
519 Are we having fun yet? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
520 Now who's laughing at my shovel app? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
521 Son, the hourly worker needs to pace himself. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
522 If you know so much about shoveling snow, why aren't you doing it? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
523 Aren't you the same kid that offered to shovel my walk two weeks ago? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
524 No thanks--I've downsized. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
525 When I was your age, we used our hands for shovels! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
526 How many more houses? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
527 I'm wearing my fitbit. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
528 Son, please don't question my mid-life crisis... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
529 Someday you will understand and appreciate the difference in "hourly wage" and "salary wage" 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
530 The shovels are the same size. It's just an optical illusion. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
531 Thanks, but I’m looking for Mom’s wedding ring. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
532 Sunny Boy! A credit card on a popsicle stick is all you need! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
533 When I was your age we had to shovel our way to school, two miles each way — uphill in the snow! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
534 Sure, son, we can go sledding, but let Daddy finish his chores first. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
535 Where were you nine hours ago? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
536 So how much powder DOES the washer take? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
537 The weather forecast did call for a chance of erasers today. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
538 My normal job? I work for the government. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
539 Sure, now you show up... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
540 Flick the wrist, Jr. Flick the wrist. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
541 The key is to lift with your legs... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
542 Remember kid, it's not the size of the shovel, but how you use it. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
543 Tell your Mom that I am not being stubborn. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
544 Sure, it takes longer, but artisanal small-batch shoveling leaves each sidewalk truly unique. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
545 Remember, son, it's not the size of your shovel but how you throw the snow! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
546 Go tell Mom she made her point; size does matter! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
547 God loves a lonely hero, son... 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
548 Stop saying your thing is bigger than my thing! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
549 Stop sighing. I'm doing my bit. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
550 Mine was that size when I was your age. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
551 You know what they say about men with big shovels, don't you? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
552 Downsizing. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
553 It depends on your perspective. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
554 From each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
555 I said I liked the 'concept' of role reversal. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
556 As I told your mother, bigger is not necessarily better. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
557 ... and that's why they call it Management. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
558 I'm an archaeologist. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
559 Er, thanks, but I prefer the Conservative approach. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
560 No more "Rock, Paper, Scissors". Ever! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
561 Well, at least I have one important thing bigger than you. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
562 Size doesn't matter. It's the enthusiasm that counts. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
563 I guess it's true, it's not the size of the shovel, but the size of the shoveler ! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
564 Nope. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
565 Be ready with my chopsticks. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
566 Wrong! Slow and steady does NOT always win the race. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
567 Do you think you've got it now? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
568 Ha ha, yeah that's right "No place like Gnome!" 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
569 I told you, let me do the edges first. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
570 You'll understand when you're married, Son. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
571 At least you can use yours as a sled. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
572 Don't just be a Yard Gnome, get to work! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
573 And when it all melts, I have a shot glass you can use to clear away the flooding. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
574 Yes Son, nothing seems as it was since Trump. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
575 Piece of cake, son. Why don't you finish up. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
576 You must be from the Dept of Public Works. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
577 Thanks son but this allows for a more chiseled look 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
578 You don't think salt will do it? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
579 Put your back into it. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
580 Oh, is this what you were looking for, Dad? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
581 If I upgrade to the larger one I may get stuck holding it for 4 hours 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
582 It's the journey, not the destination, that matters. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
583 We get paid by the hour you know. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
584 Archimedes would have loved this. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
585 The inverse-square law is real. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
586 Good system. One full shovel for you, one for me. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
587 I think your right. In this case size does matter. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
588 Size isn't everything. Ask Mom. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
589 It's all relative. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
590 I'm doing cardio, not strength training today. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
591 Yeah...well you tell Mommy that Daddy will use the regular shovel when he finally sees bacon back on his breakfast plate 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
592 Just more proof that size doesn't matter. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
593 Shoveling my way to the store. Need anything? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
594 Like I tell your Mom son, bigger is not better. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
595 Picasso didn't shop at Sherwin-Williams, Billy. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
596 That's not a shovel, this is a shovel. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
597 You shoveled the heavy snow now let me handle the light snow. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
598 Hey, I borrowed your ice cream scooper. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
599 Where's the challenge in that? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
600 Put some muscle into it, son. Like this. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
601 Things seem bigger when you are young. When you are older it will seem small. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
602 Since I only get you on the weekends, I need to be creative with the character building exercises. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
603 Son, smaller shovels equals fuller employment. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
604 It’s not that hard, you’ve just lost your perspective. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
605 Hey dad! Mom told me to bring this to you. She thinks you are avoiding her!!! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
606 It's not quantity. It's quality. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
607 Smarter not harder? Where do you come up with these things! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
608 Can you get me the salt shaker? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
609 I charge by the hour not the job. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
610 Think of this as a virtual demonstration. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
611 It's not the size of the shovel that counts. It's what you do with it that matters the most. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
612 Its' called trickle down economics. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
613 Are you going to ask it to Prom or are you going to finally help out here? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
614 As you grow older, it just gets smaller. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
615 Hey, I thought I told you to pick up a shovel at the union hall! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
616 We make a great team, son! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
617 You see, Jeremy? Size doesn't matter! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
618 Oscar, run inside and get Daddy the salt shaker. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
619 My purpose? My purpose is to make a man of you. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
620 Is that what they've been teaching you at that fancy school of yours? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
621 Remember, my boy, it's not the size of your shovel but how much Elvis is in your pelvis... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
622 Can we trade back now? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
623 Pathfinder. Please. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
624 I'm a southpaw, so your right-handed shovel is useless to me. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
625 Well... you can tell your "real" dad that your mom is very pleased with my little shovel. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
626 Ok, Eugene. Size does matter. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
627 Thanks, but this is my way of avoiding election coverage. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
628 It's the spoon nine out of ten escaped convicts recommend 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
629 The cold truth about perspective. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
630 Hey kid, get off my lawn. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
631 Honey, like I always tell you, it's not about the size. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
632 Why, yes - I am a lawyer. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
633 Complain softly and carry a big shovel. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
634 This is almost as frustrating as the New Yorker caption contest 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
635 When you grow up, I promise you can use the little shovel. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
636 You have to follow through. Like this. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
637 "Get out of the well. Stop playing with that ceiling roller and give me a help". 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
638 Your mother says she thinks you might be gay. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
639 Is it big enough now Edith? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
640 It's not about the size of your shovel son, more in how you use it. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
641 I got it at a convenience store in the city. They weren't allowed to sell me anything larger. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
642 NOW, you find the shovel? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
643 Attention to detail is important, son. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
644 Daddy will take it from here, Sparky. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
645 Why, yes, I do work for the government. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
646 No, I do not think that this is what Marx meant by "From each according to his ability...." 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
647 A shovel? Why didn't I think of that? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
648 No, Tommy. Today we're working on your fine motor skills. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
649 You're doing a great job Brownie. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
650 See how easy it is? It's all in the wrist. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
651 It's not about size. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
652 Son, remember quality trumps quantity when offering bespoke snowflake removal services. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
653 This must be what it's like to enter the New Yorker cartoon contest. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
654 Too large, too late. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
655 You've made your point, Danny. Now can I have my compensatory icon of phallic aggression back? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
656 Man up and get back to work. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
657 See. It doesn't matter how big it is. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
658 Dad, remind me one more time how Socialism works ! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
659 Remember, I get first choice of beach umbrella. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
660 First one to shovel out the car gets to drive. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
661 So now they're making iShovels bigger? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
662 I think I've made my point how ridiculous our 2-party system has become. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
663 Yes, I am the guy you saw last July cutting his lawn with scissors. Why do you ask? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
664 Sometimes decisions shouldn't be left to flipping a coin 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
665 you know what they say about a man with a big shovel 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
666 Sometimes, size really doesn't matter. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
667 Don't believe women who tell you that size doesn't matter. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
668 Next you will be demanding a snow blower. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
669 What did you say about switching shovels? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
670 If you do the sidewalk, I'll build the snowman. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
671 It's a poor workman who blames his tools 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
672 Walk tall and carry a small shovel 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
673 Sisyphus who! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
674 I would swap shovels with you but my sciatica wont let me. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
675 You should join the union. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
676 I really don't want to go to work. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
677 Wouldn't you say we've lost our sense of perspective? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
678 No matter what your mother says, size does matter. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
679 Who says that size matters 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
680 okay that's a big shovel and all but seriously where did the sky go 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
681 I told you when we met, I'm a beach person! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
682 Look, I appreciate that you're licensed, bonded and certified, but I think I can handle this myself. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
683 ... it's what you do with it. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
684 I can see Russia from here. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
685 Sure?! Now you find the shovel!!! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
686 It's not the size of the shovel, it's how you use it that matters. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
687 I guess not everything is too big to fail. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
688 It's not the size of your shovel but what you do with it. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
689 My, aren't we passive-aggressive today. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
690 Because the hard way builds character, Timmy. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
691 See? The cold DOES cause shrinkage. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
692 You're a shrewd trader, young Thumb! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
693 Get ready to come back in; I've almost finished the touch-up work. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
694 No, this is not what I meant by "division of labor"... This is what I meant by "Job Security" 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
695 The problem is you are always looking for a shortcut. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
696 The devil is in the details, son. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
697 This is one of those perspective puzzles, right? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
698 It's all about the reps. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
699 Trust me. In time you'll live to make moments like this last. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
700 Put that thing away, we charge by the hour. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
701 Just five minutes and then I get the big boy shovel again. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
702 Don't fall into this overachiever trap. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
703 From each according to their ability, to each according to their need. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
704 Size doesn't matter, it's what you do with it. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
705 Son when I was a boy my father didn't help me with snow removal. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
706 Remember son, it's not the size of the shovel in a man's hand, it's the size of the man holding the shovel. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
707 See son? I told you it's not the size that counts. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
708 "Your mother said we should be spending more time together". 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
709 You can do a lot with a little. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
710 Quick switch shovels, Moms coming! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
711 We all feel inadequate, kid. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
712 I'll have time for your great idea when we're finished. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
713 Son, I know it takes a little longer but I find a spatula to be more precise. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
714 You see son, this is socialism. This is why Sweden is covered in snow. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
715 Oh sure, but think of the job creation! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
716 You'll understand when you're older. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
717 I told you switching wouldn't make you any happier. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
718 Let me guess—you're voting for Bernie. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
719 Looks like I'm still getting more per hour. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
720 This snow removal app is amazing! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
721 Why do you keep asking if I'm sure that I'm your father? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
722 Thanks son, that would be faster, but then Daddy would be telling fibs to his boss about not being able to get in to work all week. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
723 When I was your age, we didn't even have SPATULAS! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
724 Don't stop me when I'm on a roll. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
725 Son, let me teach you something about overtime. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
726 I'll take it! This one's just about used up. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
727 Switching our shovels just before Mom looks out the window never gets old. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
728 And this is what would happen if Washington bureaucrats told us how to live our lives son. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
729 No, that's the litter scoop. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
730 Where were you three hours ago? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
731 You'll learn how to milk a project when you're married, someday. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
732 John was ironic; his wife was a surrealist. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
733 Clean off the roof. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
734 Its the wrong house. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
735 Thank you son, but spatulas are a family tradition. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
736 See Nelson, then I'll follow behind you and get the cracks. We'll be a great team! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
737 I guess size really does matter. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
738 No, son. Like this! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
739 Mama says you're wrong: size DOES matter. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
740 When I told you to shovel your own weight, I didn't mean for you to include the shovel. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
741 Don't overexert yourself, Junior! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
742 Snow guzzler! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
743 Hey, it's not the size it's how you use it. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
744 No thanks, kid. I get paid per shovelful. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
745 My boss says I need to be more mindful. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
746 I'm not being difficult Dad, that's just your forced perspective. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
747 I believe in quality, not quantity. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
748 Told ya. It's not how big it is, it's how you use it. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
749 Because I'm proving to your Mom that size isn't everything. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
750 Apparently you don't know how to use yours. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
751 Technique, my boy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
752 Leaning in is key. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
753 It's not the size of the shovel with the man, it's the size of the man with the shovel! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
754 It's not the size of the tool that matters. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
755 Sorry, but I need the small shovel for precision digging. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
756 Showoff! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
757 It's because I expect big things of you, son. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
758 It's ergonomic, you say?. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
759 Where do I get one of those? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
760 So... you working for scale too? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
761 It's not the size of the shovel, but the speed in your heave. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
762 A bad workman always blames his tools. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
763 I know life is unfair thank you very much. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
764 This is one of those Goldilocks moments. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
765 When I was your age we didn't have big shovels. We had garden trowels AND WE LIKED IT! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
766 I prefer incremental change. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
767 I'm not shoveling the snow, I'm looking for my keys! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
768 Your mother doesn't want me hurt. Only humiliated. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
769 But, your health insurance is better than mine. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
770 Good job kid, but I've decided to pave paradise and put up a parking lot. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
771 I'm proving a point to your mother. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
772 It's all in the wrist action. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
773 I’m making a carpel tunnel. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
774 One small scoop by me, one giant walkway cleared. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
775 It's really all a matter of virtual perspective. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
776 When you get bigger, you can have this shovel. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
777 It's not as mismatched as it looks. Are you familiar with 'parallax error'? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
778 Son, you're missing the "Zen" of snow shoveling. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
779 Looks like you could use a little help 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
780 Sizable effort trumps sizable tools. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
781 You lost the coin toss, get over it! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
782 Hey son, this is what I call teamwork! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
783 It's not the size, it's how you use it. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
784 So ironic. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
785 Will you be done in time to take me to school? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
786 Not only that, but it also comes with 100 anytime minutes and 50 gigs of memory. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
787 Bigger is not always better. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
788 Expensive doesn't always mean more efficient. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
789 Remember this, "Bigger isn't always better". 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
790 You're the one who wanted to change shovels! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
791 This is my fetish. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
792 Someday you will learn, son, that it helps to adapt when you're not well endowed. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
793 It's not the size of the shovel, but the snow that you move. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
794 No, I won't trade shovels. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
795 Fine. Knock yourself out, Napoleon. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
796 This seemed like the fairest division of labor for you to earn your allowance. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
797 You want how much for that shovel? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
798 I'm no different than the rest of you, just more comfortable. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
799 When *you* spend $130 on a hand-carved artisanal teak snow trowel, you'll understand. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
800 Your mother used all the driveway salt in the pasta. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
801 As long as I have breath, the spectre of sexism will never darken our door, my dear. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
802 I don't know what this thing in my left hand is either. Ask the cartoonist. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
803 When we do the driveway Grandma gets the big boy shovel , OK ? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
804 It's not the size of the wave, it's motion of the ocean. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
805 It's not the shovel. It's how you use it! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
806 I need to work on my negotiating skills. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
807 I hated my dad, and now you'll hate yours. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
808 Looks like you've got it covered when push comes to shovel. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
809 And so little Bobby's lesson in corporate management practices begins in a real world tutorial. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
810 Because when I'm done shoveling the sidewalk I have to rub Grandma's nasty feet, that's why. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
811 You can't rush perfection. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
812 "After lunch, I've got dibs on the big shovel". 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
813 I've passed the shovel to a new generation, if you catch my drift. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
814 It's called stimulus. I'm a job creator! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
815 Because our people come from Lilliput, son. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
816 What's the sport in that? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
817 You know, there's an app for that. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
818 Thanks for offering, but I'm getting paid by the hour. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
819 It's like Social Security. You'll understand when you're older, and even more resentful. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
820 I was hoping you would get the caption. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
821 Lean in. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
822 Why does it seem like I'm doing all of the work? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
823 Where were you 6 hours ago? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
824 Junior , are you sure that 'paper covers scissors' ? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
825 Not another word about Florida. We New Englanders do things the hard way, son. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
826 You're not getting much leverage. Grab it closer to the handle. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
827 I'm taking care of the top 1%. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
828 I'll be down to the corner by spring time. You can just hold that there. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
829 Alright, so it's not as easy as it looks. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
830 No thanks, son. I enjoy a more intimate contact with snow, 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
831 Well the good news is we don't have earthquakes here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
832 The next storm is yours. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
833 See billy! You're mother was wrong, size doesn't matter. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
834 Papa, I bet if you used Nadkins you could handle the big shovel. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
835 The whole secret, my son, is finesse 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
836 That's when it occurred to Jacob that he'd made yet another poor life choice. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
837 Thanks, kid. I'll finish up now. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
838 Now can Daddy have his wallet back? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
839 I have a family history of heart disease 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
840 Stop complaining. When I was a boy I used my hands - until they amputated the right one. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
841 It's heavy because it's filled with hopes and dreams 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
842 Stop shoving it over to my side. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
843 Well, I don't care what Bernie would say. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
844 Started yesterday morning. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
845 Call me a "simpleton" again and you'll be wearing my boots as well, young man. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
846 It affords more precision. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
847 Nonetheless, the entire walk is clear of snow. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
848 Honestly, I only picked the little shovel because you wanted it. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
849 You know what they say about guys with big shovels. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
850 Well son, gave you a good start. I'm off to the gym. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
851 If my scoop is ten times smaller, when will we finish Johnny? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
852 I prefer the old operating system. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
853 Hey Dad - last night I heard Mom say your tool isn't big enough. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
854 For me, 'Backwards Day' is losing its charm. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
855 And we use this little guy for smaller, non-fatal heart attacks, son. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
856 Mom wants her spatula back! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
857 Lame or not, Dylan, a curse is a curse. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
858 And that's how men did it when they were your age. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
859 ''Baby scoops.'' 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
860 Damn Daniel!! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
861 See? Size doesn't matter! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
862 It only looks bigger because you're so small! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
863 This is how we do it in prison 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
864 "No, it doesn't correspond to my shovel size!' 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
865 It's not the size that matters, it's what you do with it. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
866 When I mow, I prefer scissors. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
867 If you didn't want to help, why did you come out here? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
868 Wait! Heads I win tails you loose? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
869 I guess they didn't tell you I'm a trim specialist. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
870 Now wasn't that a lot more fun than building a snowman. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
871 My cardiologist recommended a trowel, not a shovel! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
872 Son, I really wish you'd suggested that 7 hours ago. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
873 Son you must realize age and wisdom will always win over youth! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
874 To each their own workout routine. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
875 The iShovel. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
876 It's an artisanal snow scoop. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
877 What's your excuse now? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
878 Sanders vs The big banks. An illustration. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
879 Thanks, but at that price, I'll wait for spring. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
880 I'm more of a details person, son. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
881 Found it! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
882 Size doesn't matter as much as technique. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
883 In old age Len began to encounter his ironic other self. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
884 The road to hell is plowed with good intentions. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
885 I told you I could do anything with this i-phone! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
886 When you're my age you'll appreciate the difference between hourly and fixed fee contracts. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
887 The world isn’t fair . . . or efficient. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
888 Ergonomics 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
889 By my age, you’ll believe that size doesn’t matter. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
890 Hide that thing, kid! I'm paid by the hour. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
891 Holler if you need me. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
892 You're lucky. Back when I was a boy my father wouldn't help me like this. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
893 At this rate, I should get some help from the thaw come April. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
894 They say today that small is the new big. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
895 Shhh. I told your mother I'd watch The View with her as soon as I cleared the entire sidewalk. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
896 It's better for my FitBit! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
897 Great job, honey. Now go inside and get the saltshaker. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
898 Yes, Bernie, that is a yuuge shovel. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
899 Size matters? Ha! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
900 I'm using the new Apple Smart Shovel 6. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
901 Don't forget we split it fifty-fifty. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
902 There are better ways to impress mommy 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
903 I suppose that's your mother's idea. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
904 Darn, I left my Fitbit in the house. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
905 Now Marvin, you just do what I do and we'll be finished in no time! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
906 Don't you want to grow up to be big and strong? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
907 Someone a lot smarter than either of us said "It's a poor workman who blames his tools." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
908 You should have seen the shovel your grandfather used 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
909 Government-run snow removal. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
910 Keep shoveling while I try to unfreeze my light saber. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
911 It's one small step for man, one giant leap for a lawn jockey. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
912 See son - it's all in the wrist. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
913 Last time I play high-stakes Candy Land with you. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
914 Well don't just stand there, give me a hand. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
915 I'm boutique shoveling. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
916 Daddy just has a different perspective. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
917 And THAT is what is meant by inversely proportional. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
918 It's 2016. Aren't robots supposed to do this? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
919 son, remember it not how much you shovel but how much you feel that you shoveled. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
920 Mommy hid it because she didn't want you to have a heart attack. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
921 They say climate change has even messed up vanishing points. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
922 Son, this shovel has been passed down by the men in our family for generations. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
923 Here's the scoop. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
924 Believe me, I am working twice as hard as you. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
925 I think I've made my point. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
926 I'll be a while! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
927 No thanks. Go back in - I'll be a couple more hours. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
928 I'm only going to show you how to do it ONE MORE TIME! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
929 You asked for the handicap. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
930 Get lost, kid, this is my territory! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
931 It's not how big your shovel is, it's how you use it. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
932 What we have here,,is failure to communicate. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
933 Big is as big does 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
934 It's not the arrow - it's the Indian. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
935 No, really!" "If you have a better way of doing this I'd love to hear it! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
936 The weird part is that I made it 43 years WITHOUT stepping on a crack . 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
937 A mother-law will make you want to do strange things, Timmy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
938 Yeah, and twenty bucks could buy two cases of beer, too. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
939 It's not the shovel, it's the shoveler! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
940 Yea well its the journey not the destination ,right 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
941 It was my first shovel. Mommy gave it to me before I could walk, OK. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
942 I told you slow and study always wins 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
943 They assured me of the functionality of nanotechnology. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
944 Time to trade, yet? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
945 Thanks, son, this one's fine. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
946 I'm not sure the redistribution of snow shovels was a good idea 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
947 Well, son, It's because I have something called a union card and you don't. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
948 Slow and steady wins the race 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
949 Let's trade shovels! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
950 OK, Quincy, you get the big shovel and in return you promise not to tell mommy about Mrs. Wainwright and me. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
951 Hang on, I'll get the salt shaker. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
952 Who said life is fair, son? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
953 You had your choice, now shovel the driveway. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
954 Dad, Mom said take this shovel. She's sorry but size does matter. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
955 It's a Zen thing. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
956 NOW you tell me you left it laying on the lawn? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
957 With ultimate power comes ultimate responsibility. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
958 It was your mother's idea. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
959 You're learning a trade, kid. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
960 I don't care what your Mom said, I'm not paying you by the flake. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
961 I didn't know that they made these in different sizes. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
962 That's not what I meant when I asked for a little help. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
963 Hey Tom, what time does Dumb and Dumber come on? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
964 Wanna swap hats? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
965 But don't start thinking you're too big to fail! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
966 Make sure you tell them you charge by the hour 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
967 Stop shoveling outside of the box! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
968 It's the new ishovel 7! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
969 I told you, we're getting paid by the hour. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
970 Can we please switch already. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
971 Your'e right, I am less likely to die of a heart attack with this shovel, but I'm more likely to die of old age. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
972 Ok, you win, the whole "in my day" thing was a mistake. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
973 It's all about quality, not quantity. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
974 You'll understand when you're older. It's not the size of the tool-- it's how you use it. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
975 I use my toothbrush for the lighter stuff. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
976 I'll race you to the corner 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
977 "But I'm a Finishing Shoveler". 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
978 Tough, grow up kiddo! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
979 I was saving that for special occasions. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
980 How...how long have you been watching? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
981 I wish you had found that yesterday. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
982 Please thank your mother, but remind her - bigger isn't always better. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
983 Yes, my shovel is 99% bigger, but you're 99% bigger than me. So it works out. Keep shoveling. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
984 I like a challenge. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
985 Perspective is everything. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
986 Call your mother. This could go viral. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
987 ...and spoil the fun? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
988 Oh, so now you're finally saying size does matter? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
989 ''IT ALSO DICES , SLICES , AND JULIENNES ''. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
990 It's the motion in the snocean 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
991 I've been reading a lot of Aesop lately 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
992 Don't make me spell out the life lesson, Junior. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
993 I hear these new shovels pose less of a heart attack risk. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
994 Cardio! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
995 Size isn't everything. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
996 Shrinkage 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
997 Remember, anything worth doing, is worth doing in the hardest possible way. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
998 I hope you never have to hear this again son, but remember, it's not the size of your tool that counts. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
999 See? It's what you do with it. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1000 My dear, it's not the size of the tool, it's its correct application. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1001 Explain to me your upgrade program again? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1002 You should see the driveway 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1003 Size has nothing to do with it, son. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1004 Keep digging. You're close to the treasure. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1005 When you're a spatula, everything looks like a pancake. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1006 It's just all a matter of perspective, son. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1007 Lazy millennial! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1008 Hey, at least I'm prepared for global warming! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1009 Son, remember this lesson if a woman ever tells you that size matters. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1010 Moore's Law applies to everything these days. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1011 It's not the size but what you do with it that counts. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1012 It's all about perspective. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1013 I have a bigger shovel, but the wife wants to talk about feelings when I'm done. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1014 First thing you've got to learn, son, is to use the right tools. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1015 Don't worry! When you're my age there won't be any snow left. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1016 Using this sand shovel and imagining I'm at the beach DOES make it feel warmer. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1017 The little shovel that could. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1018 It's quality, not quantity... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1019 Son, size doesn't matter as long as you get the job done. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1020 It's not the size of the tool, it's how you use it. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1021 Could we switch hats? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1022 That's what's wrong with your generation, no finesse.. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1023 You'll regret buying that once global warming kicks in. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1024 More shoveling, less self-esteem. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1025 There are no small shovels, only small shovelers. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1026 Another Chinese invention that will put Americans out of work 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1027 Another snow job! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1028 Little help? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1029 Hurry up, shorty. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1030 Now son, if I believed in cutting corners...I'd be using the snow blower. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1031 Billionaires... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1032 If I can do it with this tiny shovel, then YOU can do it with...oh, I did it. Well played. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1033 Stop complaining. You're the one who wanted to move to Russia. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1034 Euclid called it an extreme and mean ratio, if you remember. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1035 See, this little one works just fine. Now why don't you try? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1036 Another life lesson, son. It's not the sword, it's the swordsman. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1037 Bernie, it will be a lot easier if you move to the left. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1038 Keep at it and tomorrow you get to drive the Escalade to school. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1039 No, really, this is all I need. The weather channel said it would be light snow today. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1040 "I'll see you tomorrow,I have to do the driveway". 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1041 This is better for my back. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1042 Have you seen the mint chocolate chip? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1043 Don't forget that tonight I get the big bed with Mommy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1044 It was uphill both ways when I was your age! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1045 You can tell your mom it's my heart healthy shovel and I need a few more hours. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1046 Just our luck. Heaviest snow in years and we get a cartoonist with no sense of perspective. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1047 I get more reps this way! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1048 'Cause it's right there in the fine print, Thompson & Son charges by the scoop. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1049 This new Technology is making my hard work obsolete! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1050 Hurry up! Speed is more important than quantity. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1051 When push comes to shovel, you win. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1052 Sell out. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1053 Maybe we should focus on ground level dear! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1054 Her most recent order was to shovel the snow. I'll do anything to escape the tyranny! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1055 Honey, the other shovel makes my hand look smaller. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1056 That's just from your perspective. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1057 Do you see how I'm lifting with my legs? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1058 When I get done shoveling, I'll give you something to reflect on. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1059 There's no art in a big brush, either! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1060 My Mother always says to remember that size does matter. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1061 Who drew this picture? It makes no sense. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1062 If this turns to rain, I'll take your umbrella. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1063 See, it's about the motion of the ocean, son. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1064 the moment they realized he had taken his artisan phase too far. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1065 Junior held his ground, knowing that it was only a matter of time before Dad would accept the shovel's retail price. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1066 Son, this is how Social Security works. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1067 Sometimes bigger just isn't better! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1068 Once again, there's no emoji to encapsulate this moment. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1069 That's what you call a shovel. This is a SHOVEL 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1070 Would it've killed you to point out that 'amusing' mix-up a little earlier? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1071 Strangely, Pete had never given much thought to his shovel. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1072 I'm telling you, it's not the size, it's the motion. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1073 It's either this or I invoice you as an adult for your school clothes. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1074 Hey Dad. How can you still deny that Global Warming exists? This is August !! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1075 Here kitty, kitty, kitty... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1076 Final offer I'll triple your allowance for the shovel. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1077 Come on, Willie, I used to walk to school barefooted in this stuff. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1078 Back in my day we had to shovel with our tongues. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1079 Did you find the kids yet? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1080 Son, it called disruptive technology 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1081 Remember son 'speak softly and use a big shovel'. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1082 Obviously I'd prefer yours, but Helen gave me this one for Christmas. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1083 How to avoid a heart attack 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1084 Sarah Palin's house looked a lot nicer from Russia. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1085 Great, you found it. Poke around with your foot a little. I haven't seen Bob since he borrowed it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1086 You do the rest of the shoveling while I take care of the car windows. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1087 Look, it's not my fault I'm left-handed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1088 Because I'm a job creator, that's why. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1089 It's not the size of the scoop in the snow, it's the size of the snow in the scoop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1090 There's an infinite unfairness in letting the willing dwarf bear the burden! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1091 Grandson. on the off-chance I have a grabber. Remember...Connery is the One True Bond. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1092 No, thanks. I'm good. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1093 We're the Hardway's son, put that thing away! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1094 I'm gonna need a bigger shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1095 The good news is that it isn't hard on my back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1096 'And it measures heart rate, calories burned, and gives me up to date market reports.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1097 Yes, yours is bigger, but I've got the moves. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1098 I'm from California; what's your excuse? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1099 My spatula works on the theory quantity coupled with exertion secures the needed result. In other words, size doesn't matter! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1100 Remember, now ... Lift with your knees. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1101 Dibs on yours! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1102 If I borrow your shovel, am I acknowledging your existence? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1103 I agree....an increase in productivity is what this country needs. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1104 Bend with your knees, not your back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1105 Yeah, I bill by the hour 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1106 When you get to be my age, you'll get to use the small shovel too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1107 Still believe everything Al Gore tells you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1108 This is Vermont, Homer. In keeping with Bernie Sanders philosophy about taxes, let's switch snow shovels. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1109 7,439 … and a new Guinness world record! Now can I have my shovel back? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1110 Look, See? The small shovel works just fine. Now quit your complaining. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1111 I still have my old shovel from the 2000s when smaller was all the rage. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1112 Not shovel size ready. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1113 Hey Mr Jones - hundred bucks to borrow my shovel. And I won't tell the Mrs. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1114 It is not the size of the tool; it's "The Art of the Duel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1115 Well Alice, does size matter now? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1116 Thanks, but I'm almost finished. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1117 This shovel has worked for me for a long time--in fact, since yesterday morning. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1118 Looks like someone's compensating for something. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1119 No, I don't want to rent your shovel, the spatula is working just fine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1120 No, I'm not getting you a Baby Hummer with a snow plow! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1121 No Thanks-productive sandbox shovel! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1122 John - I'm sorry, but American inequality goes far beyond the housing market. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1123 "Trust me, I used to play football". 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1124 I'm setting a personal best on my pedometer. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1125 Eyes bigger than your shovel, little man? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1126 I think you're CEO material. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1127 Frederick Winslow Taylor! If you stopped analyzing my technique, we would have been done hours ago! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1128 Raise your allowance? What for? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1129 We charge by the hour, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1130 You can have your phone back as soon as we finish. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1131 Watch your back 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1132 This is the easy part; there's the mortgage, the leaky roof, fuel . . . 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1133 Mom was just joking around when she said you were over-compensating 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1134 Size matters? Your mom sent you out here to say that, right? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1135 Your mother said go out and shovel with the little guy and that's what I'm doing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1136 You did a fine job but I'm a details guy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1137 It's called, "progressive snow shoveling." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1138 I hope this has taught you a lesson! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1139 Getting paid by the hour is great, isn't it? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1140 It ain't the size of the tool that matters, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1141 One more minute until Daddy gets the shovel, okay? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1142 With you it's always about presentation! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1143 But where's the fun? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1144 Try bending your knees. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1145 You're a jackass! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1146 Remember, it's all about leverage. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1147 I guess the debates taught him a thing or two. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1148 This whole shoveling thing is a lot more fun if you pretend you're at the beach. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1149 This isn't what I meant when I switched the Christmas present tags. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1150 How did you get there without footprints? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1151 Mom's new boyfriend lives in Florida. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1152 I don't get that new technology. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1153 This isn't the first time in our marriage that you confuse quantity and quality. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1154 Women lean in, son. Men lean on. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1155 It's all in the legs, Son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1156 We'll definitely have this done before Donald Trump releases his tax returns. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1157 Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. That's all you do. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1158 See, Danny. This is the way we would do it back in the day. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1159 If you say I've got shovel envy one more time, I swear I'll kill you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1160 Mommy's right. No one shovels it like me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1161 Don't worry son. You will also be a father someday. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1162 Size doesn't always count. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1163 It goes back to my prison days. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1164 It's the only way to get me to the polls to vote, Jimmy! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1165 I do the heavy lifting supervising shovel assignments. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1166 Whatever is worth doing at all, is worth doing with a child's beach shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1167 It's not the size that matters, but what you can do with it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1168 Quit your bellyaching and start shoveling, the way I am. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1169 You say you make more shoveling snow, than being a garden gnome? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1170 No thanks, I'm good. Trying to avoid my visiting mother-in-law! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1171 For some reason I keep thinking it's Tuesday 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1172 My shovel only looks bigger because the snow is deeper here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1173 Never mind,I'm getting paid by the hour 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1174 Is he holding the shovel or is the shovel holding him? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1175 You can do a lot with little or nothing with a lot. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1176 So what if it you think it's a matter of too-much-man-and-not-enough-shovel? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1177 Yes son, that's the one I meant. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1178 And that, my boy, is what "Capitalism" is all about. You just keep shoveling, see, and I come back later to reap the benefits. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1179 The spatula is man's best friend. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1180 Come on mom, we have 5 more houses to do. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1181 Quality not quantity; remember that lad. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1182 Say son, choke up on it a little. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1183 Hurry up! This one-percenter is doing his part. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1184 Mom's making bacon and eggs and she wants you to use this one. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1185 Making snow cones, how about you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1186 Was yours an impulse buy at Costco too? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1187 Don't forget, the government contract pays per shovel! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1188 Didn't you listen to your mom, work harder not smarter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1189 Bigger is better, huh? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1190 Where's my bailout? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1191 Well, this experience has certainly given me a new perspective. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1192 Quality, not quantity. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1193 My shovel is half full 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1194 My doctor advised me to shovel slowly and fill the shovel with small loads of snow. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1195 There's no App for this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1196 Wanna switch? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1197 They call this a "tall?" You were right to get the grande. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1198 Remember son, it's not about the size. It's about how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1199 Mom says 'Happy belated anniversary!" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1200 Should have castled earlier ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1201 Joe's cold reminder he is not in the 1%. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1202 Look, if you aren't going to take this seriously, just go inside. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1203 See? If it works for prisoners, . . . 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1204 Son, that's how I got my start. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1205 No thanks. This is the only way to satisfy my FitBit goal for today. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1206 Sorry, it's freaky Friday. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1207 I make the most in life with what I have, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1208 You WANTED my big shovel................I GAVE you my big shovel............ Now what's wrong ? ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1209 I happen to like the snow. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1210 Just how many more snow cones are you planning on making, son? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1211 What's bigger than mine? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1212 Shoveling snow really gives you perspective 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1213 I appreciate your ambition, son. It seems you can take it from here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1214 Our shovels are the same size. The cartoonist just created an illusion - now get the freak back to work. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1215 Outsourcing works this way at my company too, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1216 This would be a funny New Yorker cartoon. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1217 I know Kung Fu Panda 3 starts in ten minutes; I'm shoveling as fast as I can. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1218 Being the bigger man isn't all it's cracked up to be, is it? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1219 It's the latest iShovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1220 And so ends today’s lesson in humiliation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1221 Son, I'm the 1 % 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1222 It's not the siaze of the shovel, son, it's how you use it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1223 Your back hurts? What about my wrist? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1224 let's switch shovels. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1225 Wanna trade, Big Boy? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1226 This is what is called a teachable moment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1227 I told you to bend with your knees. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1228 Sure, it takes longer, but it networks with my fitness tracker. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1229 Slow down and enjoy it. Come July you'll be missing this! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1230 I learned it all from reading "Rich Dad, Poor Dad." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1231 Size may not matter to her, but it does to me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1232 Watch closely, this is how my father taught me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1233 You're right - this wet snow is really heavy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1234 Next time we make a bet, it will have nothing to do with foreign affairs. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1235 Please Dad, Not another one of your when I was your age stories 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1236 This makes snow sense! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1237 And you can paint the fence this summer. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1238 You are a little boy who needs a big shovel so he can grow up to be a man who gives himself the small one 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1239 I thought size mattered too, once. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1240 I told you, I prefer incremental change. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1241 You did a great job on the walk, but I get to use the big shovel next time. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1242 I'm telling you man, it's not the size of the shovel that matters... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1243 You are shoveling snow - not election mud 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1244 Back in my day, there was no such thing as "physically impossible". 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1245 Haven't you seen the Shawshank Redemption? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1246 I worked hard to get this shovel. No handouts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1247 When you're retired you stretch every chore until it takes a week. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1248 Gosh! We finally got into the caption contest but the illustration is so ambiguous that nobody can figure out what to write. That's not funny. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1249 When you hit metal, it's the SUV. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1250 Effort and technique matter more than size. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1251 Where did you say your segway was? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1252 No thanks, I rather savour doing it my way 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1253 Who said Bigger was better! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1254 Stop complaining, Doris. You know I am better at detail work. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1255 We'll never survive this winter if we fail to keep things in perspective. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1256 Do you think I'm ready for the big boy shovel yet? Please. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1257 You say you want to trade? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1258 G. I. Joe doesn't use a snow blower, just a toy shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1259 Switch? We are being paid hourly! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1260 Again Son ... it's all about perspective. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1261 it's all in the legs! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1262 Let this be a lesson to you--always choose the 1% shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1263 Hypothermia or no, much safer finding Mom with this, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1264 That's the problem in this family. Our perspective is all messed up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1265 At least you get to stay home! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1266 Hear dad use this one, so I can get there before I have to shave! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1267 What do you mean, mother said the size DOES matter??? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1268 Okay, I'll triple your allowance if you trade shovels with me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1269 Studies say this prevents heart attacks. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1270 F-f-f-focused micromanaging. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1271 So, son, that is why there are Republicans and Democrats. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1272 You can stop looking, there's no App for this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1273 I'll pay you double to cover the car up again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1274 I'm an archaeologist, not a brute. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1275 It's really about economies of scale 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1276 That was grandpa's, may he rest in peace. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1277 My doctor prescribed this one. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1278 We can use this snow day to learn more about capitalism, son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1279 It's not the size of the shovel that counts,It's the size behind the shovel." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1280 So old-school 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1281 It's not the size that counts. It's how well you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1282 Today is 'Opposite Day'. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1283 Nah. I'm trying to make this last until after the election. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1284 Ah. You must be the boy sent to do a man's job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1285 Why don't you use a small shovel? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1286 Looks like someone is overcompensating. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1287 Ed's chakra takes over. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1288 Honey, we make a great team! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1289 When you feel tired, use my snowplough. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1290 That one's fine for a rough-out, but if you really want it perfect you need one of these. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1291 still overcompensating? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1292 I just use a simple scoop and toss method. Piece of cake. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1293 Young people have lots of drive but no ability. Adults have lots of ability but little drive. We work together and we might just finish before your mom comes home. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1294 Like I told you, son, size doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1295 Now it's your turn. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1296 Trust me son, you have the easier job. Don't look at me like that. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1297 I told you, it's the technique that counts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1298 Lift with your legs; not with your back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1299 Best cocaine harvest in a decade. Thanks, El Niño! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1300 Don't even try to nominate a shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1301 Remember, one small scoop at a time. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1302 It ain't all about the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1303 You have the advantages in life that I didn't. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1304 Just think son, when you're my age this will all be water. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1305 I'm not prepared for global warming. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1306 The small shovel is just a gag to make you smile. Your mother and I are getting a divorce. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1307 At the end of the day, son, it's not the size of the shovel but what you do with it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1308 No, this doesn't mean you can trade your twin bed for my king-size bed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1309 Don't let anyone lie to you, size is everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1310 Is this yours? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1311 Now why didn't I think of that? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1312 Your mother insisted I complete a 12-step program. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1313 Good job Timmy. We managed to shovel the walkway and get in a lesson on resource distribution at the same time. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1314 I know your mother is always saying size matters, but we'll just show her size isn't everything. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1315 Trust me, there's no App on there. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1316 How about we play again, this time best of three? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1317 Silly boy. You're shoveling the yard again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1318 Mom wants her spoon back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1319 Choke up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1320 So who wants to grow up big and strong like you, Daddy, now? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1321 Ok, you've proved your point that it's not size that counts but what you do with it. Can we go back inside now? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1322 I'm following the Yellow Brick Road. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1323 We moved here from Texas. All I have to work with is sand box toys. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1324 What are you complaining about? I gave you the good shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1325 No, thanks, I'll keep mine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1326 Mrs. Robinson, weren’t you the one that taught me that it’s not the size of your shovel but it’s how you swivel it? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1327 You'll always be Daddy's little helper, but right now I need you to get your ass in gear. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1328 A little bit goes a long way. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1329 Son, I'm not going to sugar coat things; size does matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1330 One small step for mankind. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1331 Careful son, that's not a toy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1332 Just look at your old man go! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1333 Hank and Ernie simultaneously develop a bad case of shovel envy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1334 Take a lesson from me- don't dry your shovel on hot. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1335 Still think bigger is better? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1336 It's called perspective, Son. Didn't they teach you anything in art class? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1337 If you can guess my name, you get the big shovel back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1338 It's the motion that counts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1339 Stop compensating, dad. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1340 Pass the salt! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1341 See honey -- size doesn't matter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1342 I did the math. We should have shoveled the same amount of snow. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1343 Who said you could wear MY hat?!? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1344 See jack, it's not the size that matters its the way you use it 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1345 Don't bring a spoon to a shovel fight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1346 I don't know if this is the right lesson, Bob. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1347 Sorry kid, there's no app for this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1348 Dream smaller. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1349 Oh, good. Finished building your 'Wall Against the Rising Tide of Stephanie' next door? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1350 These little shovels work great for this Monsant-snow!!! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1351 All I can tell you is that there's a proverb here somewhere. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1352 See, son? It's not the size -- it's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1353 It's like you WANT me to go back to work. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1354 Don't look so smug - I'd have won the bet if it weren't for global warming 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1355 I don't think you're trying 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1356 Hey, when I was your age, I didn't get any help shoveling. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1357 Soon as we're done here, we'll switch shovels, and I'll bash your head in. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1358 It's called haute scoop-ture. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1359 It's about quantity, not quality 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1360 It's the only one I own. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1361 Mine has GPS. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1362 This is what we get for shopping on Craigslist. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1363 Ah, the ambiguity of the paradox of scale. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1364 If Bernie wins, we all get medium sized shovels.” 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1365 I've been doing it this way since I was a kid. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1366 Of course I knew we had that in the shed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1367 It's how you use it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1368 You can take this job and shovel it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1369 Don't worry son. I'll be back to help you after the big convention in Miami. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1370 True, but Frank Gilbreth never had to spend Sunday afternoon with your mother and her sisters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1371 That demonstrates proof of concept. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1372 It's obvious that you are salaried and I am working by the hour. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1373 'This is a sample of asymmetrical warfare.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1374 It's a legacy tool. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1375 Life's full of ironies isn't it? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1376 Stop singing the theme from '12 Years a Slave'! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1377 '' I'm multitasking. Want a Snow Cone ? '' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1378 The messier, the better; then your mother won't trust us to do this anymore. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1379 Overcompensating for something small again, are we Mr. Smith? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1380 I said do your best to make Dad look "athletic" not "pathetic". 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1381 Do the math Mr Mensa. THEN lecture me again about this making a mountain out of a mole hill thing! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1382 It's in the wrist. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1383 Son. it"s an important life lesson I got off the Ayn Rand website. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1384 I see that someone has already wiped the smirk off your face. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1385 At my age, I'm just happy to be able to shovel at all. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1386 Up yours! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1387 the smaller the tool the more you put into it 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1388 This isn't as funny as I thought it would be. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1389 It takes a big man to admit he has a small shovel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1390 Now you tell me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1391 Stop complaining. The more you grow, the smaller YOUR shovel will appear too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1392 Remember, son, size doesn’t matter. It’s all in the technique. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1393 My mom says it's to bad you don't have a bigger one, and then she laughed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1394 Who said life was fair? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1395 Don't let my technique discourage you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1396 Now, doesn't this prove that little things go a long way? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1397 Fancy a trade? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1398 Can you believe your mother calls me a perfectionist? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1399 All about confidence! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1400 Well, maybe I just like a challenge. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1401 Remember son, bigger isn't always better. Someday you'll understand what I mean. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1402 Just wait! I'll let you know when it's your turn. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1403 Now do you believe me that size doesn't matter? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1404 It's not how small the tool son, it's that you git her done! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1405 Because I'm the boss -- get used to it! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1406 Heart attack snow won't kill me. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1407 If we keep at it, we can make Vegas by nightfall. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1408 Holler when you find Jimmy Hoffa 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1409 It's artisanal shovelling. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1410 This was much easier when we shot Fargo. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1411 I got a better idea: Let's wait for a thaw. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1412 ....and that's the difference between Hillary and Bernie's campaign funding strategies. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1413 Reverse psychology 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1414 For twenty bucks you couldn't get me to the curb? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1415 Welcome to Paradox. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1416 Damn Roy, when you started shoveling the snow, you were 5ft 7 inches tall! Now look at you! I need a drink, fast! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1417 There's an app for that? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1418 Happy "freaky Friday" George! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1419 Keep shoveling!! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1420 Suddenly Jack realized, size does matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1421 Give a call to Goldilocks to come on over with her shovel 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1422 See what I can do with a little tool? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1423 I told you, size doesn't matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1424 Mine has a smaller carbon footprint. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1425 Don't forget the roof! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1426 No. I don't think snow is mentioned in the Bible. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1427 Let this be a lesson: It’s not how big it is, it’s what you do with it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1428 Linda's biggest mistake in life was reassuring her husband that size doesn't matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1429 Don't be a Sisyphus. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1430 You know, it's not the size of your shovel that matters, it is how you use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1431 No thanks. This is the least I can do . . . and I always enjoy doing the least I can do! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1432 No, Son, I'm saving that shovel for the next round of the debates. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1433 Just follow my lead. It's called style over substance. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1434 I'll get some here, son. You can clear out the rest. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1435 Lift with your knees, Pops! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1436 Now I know what it feels like to shovel in your footsteps. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1437 Well? I'm waiting. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1438 I'm tired of these kids clearing out the stores before we can even get to them. And then they can't even use what they bought. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1439 Take that back to your mother -- it's more fun using this one. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1440 Inefficiencies of scale. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1441 Maybe there's a better way to do this, Phil. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1442 Sometimes in life son size really doesn't matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1443 As we always say, "Prepare of the worst, and hope for the best." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1444 As I told you during our talk, size doesn't matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1445 I get paid so much a shovel full....how about you 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1446 You just have to put your back in it, son! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1447 It's makes total sense when you realize it's cocaine. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1448 It's not the size of the shovel, son, but the speed of the deed. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1449 Son, Monday morning is a very bad time to renegotiate your compensation with the boss. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1450 Who does your contracts? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1451 Sometimes size does matter, Fred... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1452 Now is not the time to search for your frisbee. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1453 Always have the right tool for the job, son. That's what my daddy taught me. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1454 At least you do not have to mow the lawn for a while. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1455 I think our perspective on shovels is wrong. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1456 Not, I don't have snow shovel envy 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1457 Well the weatherman said two inches, that's enough outta you 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1458 No ! No ! No ! I'll dig out grandma . 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1459 Mom says you're avoiding her. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1460 I guess the saying also applies to shoveling snow. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1461 Instead of the dollar, I'll teach you about the trickle-down effect. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1462 It's not about quantity...it's about quality. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1463 There's more to inequality than just income 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1464 Have you seen my rock salt shaker? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1465 Daddy. is this what they mean by "misallocation of resources"? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1466 When you finish the lawn, I'll fix you a sno-cone. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1467 This is my gop BS shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1468 See how I use my knees, and not my back, to put the snow in the neighbor's yard? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1469 Hey, this division of labor appears to be very asymmetrical. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1470 This is what happens when shovels are issued according to need! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1471 Yes I overcompensate. People with small shovels often do. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1472 That's only your perspective. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1473 And John weeped with happiness for he knew his son's shovel would be bigger than his own 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1474 The doctor said it's best for my heart. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1475 I'm going to make an abominable snowman. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1476 See what whistling while you work will do for you? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1477 Use the force Luke; let go Luke....trust me 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1478 Dad, is this what you meant when you told mom size doesn't matter? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1479 Dear lord, it wasn't funny the first time... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1480 these kids are early adapters 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1481 Why do I always have to clean up after you? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1482 It builds character! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1483 This is not a trick, son, I'm just in my second childhood. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1484 You should pay attention to the details... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1485 ... and toss. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1486 Son, you won't create many jobs doing it like that. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1487 The trick is to start before it snows 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1488 Next time like usual, sonny. See, here's the SCOOP: If I get home in time, the missus insists we go to the Trump rally... . 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1489 After an hour or so, we'll switch shovels again. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1490 And so you see, son, you can be stupid and have bad tools and still win the race. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1491 My shovel's not really that small; it's just drawn that way. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1492 You oughta be in snow business! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1493 You always want the largest, biggest and most. So stop whining! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1494 Keep at it, Mom. I'm sure my little pail is down there somewhere. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1495 We don't need no stinking shovels 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1496 Hey, dad, can I have my shovel back? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1497 You need to work harder if we're going to make America great again. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1498 Remember son, it's not the size of the shovel, it's the motion 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1499 I suppose there was an app for that, too. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1500 I'm the right fool for the job. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1501 Shovel size means nothing. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1502 Of course I said,"go back, Phil," not "go backfill." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1503 You'll understand one day when YOUR mother-in-law is visiting. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1504 This one keeps me out longer, away from your mother. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1505 It's not about the size, it's about how you use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1506 No, I don't want to trade! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1507 Does your wife know you're into swapping? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1508 When you reach China, we'll switch back. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1509 It's your perspective. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1510 Son, you know that's our display shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1511 Compensating much? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1512 "978,979....I was right Mr. Know it all. It takes your shovel more scoops than....heeeeyyyy 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1513 Apple's shoveling more than snow with the iShovel! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1514 You see son, size really doesn't matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1515 I'm sorry you think this is a snow job." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1516 Grandma's house looks smaller than when I was your age. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1517 But that's for snow. This is kitty litter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1518 No Sisyphus, and I don't want to hear that kind of talk from you ever again! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1519 See, son: it's not the size of your trowel that matters. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1520 I think I can, I think I can. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1521 The Ironics never fully appreciated their family name. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1522 No thanks! I must go to work when I've finished shoveling out, 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1523 Remember, it's not the size of the snow shovel in the fight; it's the size of fight you put in your snow shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1524 Don't look at me like that, Archie. It's called damage control. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1525 The Power of Small 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1526 What was in that 100% natural protein shake? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1527 Keep at it, two hands and use your knees. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1528 See! Size matters! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1529 I knew you were waiting for me. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1530 Why don't we try on each others' shoes and see if that makes things easier? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1531 Snowballs, fun! Shovels, poo-poo! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1532 I know you're just trying to protect me, but, when your mother said she was tired of me shoveling it all the time, I don't think is was snow she meant. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1533 This is the last time I'm flipping a coin with him. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1534 We can't go to Grandma's recital until we're done. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1535 Hi Kevin careful I know it winter but don't get a frostbite. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1536 It's so beautiful! Make it last, son! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1537 It was in your room? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1538 Dad, I think you're 'feeling the Bern' in a way that's not very helpful. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1539 Wait a few years kid, and you'll understand. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1540 Son, remember this, never paint with a broad brush. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1541 Because, I'm not mechanically inclined, that's why! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1542 Thanks, Jimmy, but this little baby ensures I miss the Academy Awards. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1543 I told you, we can build a snowman just as soon as I'm done shovelling the walk. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1544 Now, it's time to upgrade my shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1545 Thank you my son, put your mother went out of her way to buy me this wonderful shovel last Father's Day 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1546 Got it, oxymoron! Now back to your homework! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1547 Remember, it's not the size, but the motion. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1548 I try not to paint things with the same broad brush. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1549 What a Napolean Complex! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1550 Oh, *that* other shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1551 How's that workin out for ya? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1552 I thought you asked for a snow job! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1553 I told you short and steady wins the race. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1554 It's the little things in life that count. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1555 Hey, can we switch - can I borrow your hat? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1556 I'm impressed, but I still think the 'SnowTrowel3000' could be improved upon. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1557 The secret is, kid, that it's better to take a long time doing one chore than having time to do a lot of different ones. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1558 You young folks--always wanting to cut corners. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1559 Your suggestion is an intriguing one. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1560 I'm preparing for climate change. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1561 See? I bend at the knees, not the waist, and my back doesn't hurt at all. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1562 Never judge a man by the size of his shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1563 No, tax laws aren't anything like this, Son. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1564 And was it fair when you got to go first into the lifeboat on our cruise last month? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1565 It's economics, kid. I get paid by the hour. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1566 That is one small scoop for a man and one giant one for man's kind. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1567 Damn those liberals! Where's the global warming when we need it? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1568 Son, eventually you'll learn to work with what you've got. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1569 It's all in the ergonomics. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1570 Can’t beat the pooper-scooper for heart healthy snow removal. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1571 Okay big shot. Now see if you can find our mailbox! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1572 I can guarantee there are no heart attacks in your future! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1573 I told you I don't need any fancy labor-saving devices! Now go get a toothbrush. After this I've got to clean the kitchen floor. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1574 It's called detailing, son, and it's what differentiates us from those savages next door. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1575 Ah...The Jeb Bush of snow shovellers. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1576 Ready to try the Speed Shovel, son? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1577 If I suffer from low self esteem, you're at the other end of the spectrum. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1578 I could use a little help. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1579 Would this have helped? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1580 See honey, I told you size doesn't matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1581 Tell your mother I still believe velocity is more important than size. Some day you'll understand. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1582 Hey Fred! I got my new fun sized shovel with the candy wrapper coupon. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1583 You don't bring a small shovel to a snowfight 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1584 Look hun, one hand! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1585 Fairness was never part of shoveling the walk. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1586 Anthropologie, I guess you went to Costco. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1587 Daddy when can I upgrade to the IShovel 6 PLUS? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1588 Lift with your legs, Tommy, not your back. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1589 Johnny's first lesson in how size matters. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1590 Son, you'll never find the end of this walk playing with that thing. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1591 You can have your shovel back. She tok the picture. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1592 El Nino, my son, isn't this ironic? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1593 Son, what part of "artisanal" don't you understand? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1594 Smaller shovel, smaller chest pain. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1595 It's not how big it is son,it's how you use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1596 I'll help you this time, but when I was your age, I didn't stop to rest until I finished the job! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1597 I still think they were worth the free shipping. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1598 It's an optical illusion. Keep shoveling. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1599 Determination and attitude always trumps method. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1600 I like to sneak up on it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1601 What I lack in efficiency I make up for in self-satisfaction. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1602 Work smarter, not harder is for pussies, son. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1603 I try to think of it as play rather than work. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1604 Same snow, different shovel, eh, Bob? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1605 I'm going to tell Mom that you made me use the big scoop. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1606 You can use my shovel next time 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1607 Let's charge by the hour. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1608 Do not underestimate the Espresso, Dan. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1609 Stay on the beaten path, my boy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1610 Hey dad, we've been out here doing our sidewalk for 6 hours, can I go in now? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1611 Maybe it's still not too late for law school. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1612 Don't like the coin flip idea. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1613 I'm only two months into my subscription to Dollar Shovel Club. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1614 No wonder you're being bullied in school. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1615 Son, I've been doing it this way since I was five. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1616 I've got an idea.... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1617 Oh, now! When I was just your age, they gave me this paint-scraper. Do you hear me whining? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1618 You'll grow into it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1619 I am the inveterate explorer clearing a path to save my people! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1620 OK, your turn again. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1621 For the last time, I'm sorry I forced you to take your allowance in shovels. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1622 this is a red state we always screw the little guy 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1623 Really cute snow sculpture there kid. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1624 Finesse! Always finesse. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1625 Back in my day. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1626 Here, let me help you with the sidewalk. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1627 Stay out of my territory. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1628 Awkward! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1629 May I please please please go over to the Johanssens' house now? They just got a snowblower. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1630 I'm making the heart attack wait. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1631 'Mama's calling' 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1632 When you're married you'll understand. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1633 Who said size matters? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1634 I think there's another one in the garage that's just right. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1635 I strive for quality, son. Not quantity. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1636 It's not your ambition to shovel; it's shoveling your ambition. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1637 "This is part of my new exercise regimen". 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1638 It would be so nice if you weren't here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1639 It's not the size of the shovel that counts, it's in the wrist motion. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1640 I think the Post Office screwed up on our delivery again! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1641 Sorry, I was using it to clear my Legos. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1642 Back straight, knees bent... You can do it Parker! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1643 Kids today. They want everything right away. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1644 The bigger the shovel, the smaller the man. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1645 Learn, little man: The secret is: there's always "the right tool for the right job." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1646 I was your age when I started; the shovel only feels big! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1647 Mom sent me out to tell you she lied; size DOES matter... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1648 Not with my bad back. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1649 Hey Stanley, I'm thinking that maybe we should trade shovels? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1650 See - it's not the size of the shovel, it's how well you use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1651 It takes 10,000 hours to master as skill, son. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1652 For the last time, I don't want to upgrade to Premium Economy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1653 This is the biggest one my doctor would prescribe. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1654 Ohhhhh....Hell No!..... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1655 What do you mean I'm lacking perspective? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1656 All I know is that I have never hurt my back shovelling snow when I use this shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1657 I like to give the snow a sporting chance. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1658 Get inside with that before your mother sees you. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1659 You'll understand why that's not a better shovel when you're married. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1660 It's not the size of the shovel in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1661 Still life with still frozen 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1662 I suppose we should have expected this from Winter Storm Goldilocks. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1663 Go tell your mother it's too late for an apology!! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1664 I feel like we want different things. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1665 For the last time, my name's not John Snow, I know winter is coming, and stop staring at me with those blue eyes.... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1666 One day, when you're old enough, this will be a useful metaphor 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1667 Compensating for something? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1668 Once again, you have failed to catch my drift. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1669 If you're not going to help, shovel off. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1670 Charging by the hour, not the inch kid - try it! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1671 Thanks. I'll take over from here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1672 Big shoes.....small shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1673 . . . So then I said, does size really matter? And, well, here we are. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1674 Size isn't the only thing that matters. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1675 Slowpoke. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1676 You should see how I paint the house in the summer. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1677 See what happens when your little brother wrecks the snow plow? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1678 It's called the quicker picker upper 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1679 Hey buddy I think you need some hot chocolate. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1680 I don't suppose you'd want to consider a swap...? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1681 Just goes to prove that size doesn't count. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1682 But I heard you tell Mom, size doesn't matter! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1683 Bernie was right. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1684 This shovel was the same size as that one three hours ago. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1685 Overcompensate much? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1686 Honey, it's a lot easier if you hold the shovel like this. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1687 This is how you: win, win, win- shovel it better than anyone else. That's what get's you to the house. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1688 This is a teaching moment Fred: Size does not matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1689 There's gonna be some shrinkage if it snows any more than this. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1690 It's not the size of the shovel in the hand... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1691 Size matters... so do the heating coils under the sidewalk. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1692 That issue of The Watchtower in my bathroom isn't just going to replace itself! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1693 I'll have time to listen to your idea AFTER we finish this incessant shoveling. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1694 Son, we just have to use the gifts God gave us. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1695 High tech is no use if you don't know how to use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1696 It's not the size of your implement, but how you implement your strategy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1697 Son, let this be a life lesson for you: sometimes the other guy gets the 'cushy' job! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1698 Rick, remember when you laughed at my shovel purchase in July? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1699 It's called an intentional productivity slowdown, son. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1700 I have the best intentions. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1701 Like I told your Mother, size doesn't matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1702 The economy size gets better mileage. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1703 Sorry, Dairy Queen only trained me how to do it this way. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1704 Are you trying to make me redundant? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1705 What? I hate shoveling! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1706 I thought you said size doesn't really matter? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1707 It's not about substance, it's about style. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1708 Son, please leave that alone. That's for daddy to use when it really snows. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1709 It's a smart shovel. It knows flake by flake what to do. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1710 It helps me to meet my FitBit goal. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1711 Where've you been? You could have talked me out of this days ago. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1712 Do you still think size doesn't matter? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1713 I'll shovel the Trump fans' driveways. You can flip their yard signs. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1714 You keep it, son. I'm in no hurry to reach the office. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1715 You wanna switch soon? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1716 Hey Mister, I'm outsourcing snow removal. I can get you started in the gig economy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1717 You missed a spot... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1718 You see, son, always set low expectations and you will reach your goals. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1719 At least I won't be needing my scissors to cut the lawn today. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1720 No. I don't know what happened to your shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1721 Wait till I tell your mother I did this with your shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1722 The yellow snow is gluten free 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1723 Every inch of the walkway that I shovel is just another minute I spend chaperoning your first date... Almost at two hours kiddo! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1724 'Sure, this takes longer ... but it beats having a heart attack!" 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1725 It's like your mother always says: It's not the size, it's how you use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1726 God is in the details. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1727 You see son, size does matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1728 Don't ever let anyone tell you that size matters. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1729 Yes, I'm a congressman. Why do you ask? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1730 See. Just like daddy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1731 As you get older, son, you'll realize that it's the little things in life that make a difference. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1732 - A Bad Case of Shovel Envy 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1733 Size really doesn't matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1734 Hey, grab a spoon and help me. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1735 How many times do I have to repeat it: it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1736 Must be nice to be part of that one percent. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1737 Pretty good for old technology. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1738 y ? x 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1739 Quit complaining and keep digging. How do you think I learned to do this? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1740 Remember the story of The Tortoise and the Hare? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1741 Just like my wife says, size isn't everything! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1742 Once an an archeologist,,,,, 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1743 Son. I gave you the coolest snow shovel ever made. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1744 Someday you'll find true love, settle down, and begin the life long quest for chores that take an extremely long time. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1745 Yes, but I need the exercise. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1746 In the snow, Derek always cleared a path from the highway to his gnome 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1747 I'm sorry, I can't read that when it's upside down 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1748 Go ahead, take your time with your huge shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1749 We need to right size this operation. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1750 When you're my age, you'll need one like this too 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1751 All I'm saying is it's a matter of perspective. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1752 I'll take it from here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1753 I don't know which is deeper and more annoying, the snow or the metaphor? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1754 Social Security Broke, Chores Replace Checks. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1755 No really, you've done your share. So let's trade back now, okay? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1756 Like this, only bigger! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1757 Dad, I will give you a quarter to get off your cell phone and finish the walk. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1758 Labor laws!? What child labor laws? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1759 Keep digging, our right to privacy is under there somewhere! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1760 It's your mom's idea. It's called The Zen Diet. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1761 That little garden gnome... always so superior. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1762 Judge me when you're married. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1763 No, thanks. We already traded yesterday 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1764 Hey dad, still think size doesn't matter? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1765 Hurry son, your mom will be here any minute. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1766 Pay attention, son. This is a lesson in thrift. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1767 Stop son, we told Mom we are only doing a little shoveling. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1768 Whaddaya mean you have a blister? When I was your age, we used to do this barefoot, uphill, both ways 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1769 You have to work your way up to the toy shovel, Jimmy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1770 Where's the challenge? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1771 psst...hey buddy...i could do somethin' for ya... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1772 So are you that self ploughing plough from Google? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1773 It's how you use the stick not the size of it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1774 When I was your age, we didn't have those big fancy shovels - we shoveled or snow with a spatula, and were grateful for it! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1775 You have just created a sidewalk to nowhere. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1776 The story of modern day Sisyphus 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1777 A winter dunderland 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1778 A little goes a long way when you're all hot and bothered. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1779 A young Bill Gates holding firm on his shovel price in front of the orphanage. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1780 Let me know when you want to switch. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1781 Great ! Now you find the snow shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1782 you will need just as big an ego to make an impression out here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1783 Whaddya mean "size matters?" 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1784 Overcompensating for something? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1785 This isn't what I meant when I said all you need is good work ethic. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1786 Less is more son 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1787 Hey Jeb, remind you of anything? A little goes a long way and a lot goes no where. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1788 When you are CEO... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1789 No Buddy! We don't need another Big Dig. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1790 So much for partly cloudy and seasonably cool 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1791 I had to do this with my hands when I was your age, uphill, with cardboard shoes. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1792 Yes, I know. If I use the bigger shovel I'll get to work faster. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1793 Choke up a bit more, honey. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1794 You know what they say about a guy with a small shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1795 I have a shovel and I'm here to help 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1796 I'm glad you like it, Donald, but it's not for sale. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1797 I'm downsizing, son. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1798 It's how you use it, that matters most. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1799 If you're not willing to go near the sidewalk, at least trade shovels with me! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1800 If the Lord wanted you to have the smaller shovel he would have made me give you the smaller shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1801 Being the little spoon isn't as fun as I thought 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1802 Be right back after I feed the dogs and hook up the sled. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1803 One flew over the cuckoo's chest. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1804 We you get back home tell Santa I do NOT appreciate his sense of humor! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1805 It's not the size of the dog in the fight.....it's the size of the fight in the dog. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1806 Look, we're not shoveling snow; we're building character, (brat)." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1807 Good, son. Now as to the other meaning of the term, 'snow job....' 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1808 I have an idea: let's switch coats. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1809 You'll understand when you're old enough to drink coffee. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1810 It's a lesson in politics, Jeffery. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1811 Make America great again my ass!! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1812 It's not the size of the tool, son, it's whether your gonna use the darn thing. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1813 If I want your advice, I'll ask for it! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1814 Lift with your legs, like I'm doing. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1815 Doctor's orders, son! I have to cut back on everything! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1816 Unlike some pathetic losers I know, I prefer to undercompensate. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1817 The Mystery: Why big man are usually "small". 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1818 Hey Kid...Remember What President Sanders Said About Hard Work: Don't! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1819 Sure, it would be easier. But the detailing would be all wrong. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1820 Only the mediocre workman blames his tools! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1821 Looks like he had one too many drinks last night. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1822 It's called Tough Love. Or Father Knows Best. Or something... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1823 Some women might tell you that size matters, but I know my wife. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1824 It's good practice for when you never amount to anything. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1825 I told you winter was coming. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1826 Now that is how I had to do it when I was your age. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1827 I can't feel my face when I'm with you 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1828 I've been trying to get Margie out of her 'bigger is better' mindset. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1829 I figure that by the time I finish, the snow will have melted. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1830 I don't understand it either but The New Yorker recommended this strategy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1831 Bend at your knees! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1832 Come on, Tom Sawyer is going to let me do his driveway too. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1833 It is all in how you use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1834 Forget the shovel. Go into the house and get your toothbrush to help daddy clean the walk. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1835 Another three hours, another foot. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1836 enough already. I'm walking to Florida. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1837 I really thought he would grow into that shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1838 You see son, it's not really work, if you love what you do. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1839 Standing around again? We'll never get done at this rate! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1840 I tell you kid, it's not the size of the tool that matters, it's what you do with it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1841 There isn't an app for that! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1842 Lift with your knuckles, not your back. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1843 Yes, tell your grandmother I'll be in as soon as I'm done shoveling the walk 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1844 Try to keep up. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1845 I disagree with you - size DOES matter! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1846 It's not the size of your shovel son, it's how you use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1847 Then again, if we were smart about this we'd move to San Diego. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1848 Oh! So now, all of a sudden size does matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1849 If only I had bought two big shovels. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1850 Size matters, son. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1851 I'm embracing minimalism. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1852 You can use the Back Saver 2000 when you're the parent. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1853 Because you speaks so softly, that's why. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1854 'Lazy kids will do anything to avoid work." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1855 sometimes less is more 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1856 Son, stop playing in the snow. We've got work to do. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1857 Some day you'll thank me for this. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1858 I'm still not paying you $100 per hour! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1859 Why don't you go help your mother.She deserves your services. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1860 Next time I get to choose odd or even! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1861 Next we have to do the driveway. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1862 Shovel Envy 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1863 I'm almost finished,then we'll play 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1864 If she is paying you buy the hour, you need a new shovel 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1865 Tell your mother I'm not pouting about the snowblower. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1866 Because I'm the detail man that's why!!! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1867 I bet you drive a sports car too! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1868 Hey kid, it’s not always about the size of the tool. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1869 Someday, Son, this will be yours. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1870 Son, I know what your teacher said but taking turns isn't always a good thing. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1871 Ha! It's not the size of the shovel, it's the devotion to motion! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1872 It's never too early to learn how to shovel it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1873 Junior! It's not the size but how you use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1874 It's not a race son. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1875 No you know how I feel when we go to the beach. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1876 Pop, let's trade, I'll take the shovel you take this spatula! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1877 It's an app called 'Snowblower.' Standard data charges may apply. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1878 You're a troll... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1879 Because I promised your mother we would talk after I finished the driveway. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1880 Shovel it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1881 Question: What's wrong with this picture? Answer: My neighbor has cleared part of his sidewalk even before the snow melted for a change. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1882 The secret is to keep your back straight. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1883 As you might have surmised, son, this is a lesson about size. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1884 Ok, so sometimes size does matter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1885 Did he say a 100 foot path 36 " wide or a 36 foot path, one hundred inches wide? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1886 When you wear big boy pants, you use the baby shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1887 It was your bright idea to level the playing field. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1888 Time to Switch. That's 4 hours. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1889 You see son, A poor workman blames his tools. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1890 Tomorrow we'll get into guns vs. butter. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1891 Remember, son, it's not the size of the shovel that counts, but the size of the man with the shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1892 $50 or the snow goes back on the sidewalk. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1893 Looks like you're gonna lose the bet, son. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1894 It's quality not quantity, kiddo. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1895 ...and here I thought Florida was supposed to be an escape from the frozen north, and I'd never need a snow shovel again!!! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1896 I only use that one for political snowjobs. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1897 Now let's talk about your allowance. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1898 Remember Son, it's not the size of your shovel, but how you use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1899 Thank you. I feel validated. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1900 Because it's the little details that really make the sidewalk pop! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1901 OK, you won the coin flip. When will you start shoveling? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1902 It's all perspective, Bobby. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1903 No thanks, I'm working on my triceps. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1904 That's it! Put your back in it! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1905 Mom says to use this to shovel the walk unless you want her to flip the burgers with a plunger 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1906 All I asked for was a little help clearing the snow . . . a Gnome from Nome and a soup spoon is what I got 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1907 Thanks a lot, Santa -- there goes my excuse not to go in to work! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1908 You're still not getting a bigger allowance. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1909 See, this is how the GOP has fixed our economy. I'm so big I can dominate the market even though you have a much better product. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1910 I see we have a future politician in the family. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1911 You see? It's not the engine, it's the engineer. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1912 Don't give me that size and motion crap. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1913 I suppose you're going to complain about the wage gap too. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1914 Well, you see, this is trickle down shoveling. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1915 Where's your brother? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1916 Thanks, but I really don't want to go to work today 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1917 Well at least you can't accuse me of compensating for something. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1918 Welcome to Dad's world. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1919 Compensating much, Larry? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1920 Betty, I think it's time we stop buying our snow shovels from the clearance section. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1921 Son, a good carpenter doesn't blame his tools. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1922 That's right, son . . . . Now yours is bigger. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1923 Hmm, should I tell him he's shoveling wrong? Nope, wait until he's done. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1924 While you stand there, these walks aren't going to shovel themselves. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1925 That's why Santa left YOU the big one son 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1926 When you're older, you can use amphetamines like Daddy does. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1927 Think Big,you'll grow to love it 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1928 I don't care if you do speak softly -- get on the walkway. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1929 How about you clean out the litter box and we call it even? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1930 Hey hey, we're The Monkees... and people say we monkey around! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1931 One fall of snow and we lose all sense of perspective 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1932 It must be opposites day. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1933 Yeah, but I read somewhere, in Florida they have a python infestation. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1934 Thanks son, this shovel app is not quite cutting it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1935 It’s time you learned about managing people’s expectations. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1936 No thanks Ed, I don’t need to borrow your shovel, I’m getting paid by the hour! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1937 It's not the size that counts. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1938 I guess it's true what they say: shovel softly and carry a big stick! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1939 It's not about size, but keeping a healthy emotional connection with your shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1940 Son, it's not the size of the shovel that matters, but how you use it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1941 ......illustrating our new line of AGE-CALIBRATED, CARDIO-RESTRAINED snow shovels.... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1942 No, I'm just scooping enough for a snow cone. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1943 Mom says she needs her ice cream scoop back. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1944 It's all in the wrist. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1945 Yes, I did wish for a bigger one. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1946 This reminds me of a cartoon in 'Family Circle.' 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1947 Sharon bought Larry a nice garden trowel for Valentine's Day. He mistakenly thought he outdid her with a snow shovel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1948 And this son, is how I get paid more on an hourly basis. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1949 It's all a matter of perspective... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1950 Just sign the union agreement and this can be yours! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1951 Think positive! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1952 No, I don't cur my lawn with scissors 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1953 Hey, low energy. Pick up the pace. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1954 Remember son, we are judged by results not the efficiency of our efforts. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1955 Bend your knees and lift with your legs, not your back. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1956 Son, remember, quality not quantity. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1957 I think we should trade shovels. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1958 You know, Son, our old Mailman used to have a shovel just like that... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1959 Want to trade shovels 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1960 Remember, son, your allowance will reflect your contribution. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1961 That would have been helpful twelve hours ago. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1962 Son, it's not the size that matters, but what you do with it that counts. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1963 I thought you garden gnomes worked just in the summer. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1964 If memory serves, you eat peas one at a time. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1965 Sorry, got to go. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1966 Naw, I need the exercise! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1967 Just like my wife always says, "size matters." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1968 The Sun'll come out, Tomorrow, Tomorrow...... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1969 You kids these days want the easy way out. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1970 After we're done we can make a thimble of hot chocolate. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1971 Don't you always say bigger is better? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1972 The minimalist lifestyle allows no exceptions. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1973 better clean up before I get my coffee 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1974 Typical government overreach 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1975 I wish your brother were here to use the medium shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1976 I could have sworn the keys fell out on the path. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1977 Somehow the trade seemed inevitable, albeit a bit late. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1978 Let this be a lesson to you, son. Never bite off more than you can chew. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1979 No, I said 'chisel-tip' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1980 Butt out, kid, I'm on a roll... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1981 Your mother didn't say, "size never matters? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1982 It's not the size of the shovel that matters, is's how you use it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1983 It's okay, no need to help, it's just stuck in snow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1984 Son, when you're married you will understand. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1985 You realize there's an app for that. Right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1986 When I started shoveling this walk there was no snow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1987 Yes, I know what your other grandmother thinks! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1988 Whoever said life was fair? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1989 Can you hand me the strawberry syrup please? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1990 You just finished 'Tom Sawyer' ? How did you like it ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1991 Like I keep telling you, it's confidence not size that matters! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1992 You'll be done in no time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1993 Good Lord, how many cats do you have? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1994 "Bring your child to work day" for shovelers? Never again! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1995 This would be easier if you used the spoon & I used the shovel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1996 Looks like we each had a coupon at the Shoddy Shovel Shop. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1997 You're good. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1998 I told her it wasn't the size of the shovel that mattered! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1999 I read Marie Kondo and this was the shovel that made me the happiest. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2000 No, the point is avoiding mommy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2001 You must have been trained by an undertaker! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2002 It's speak softly and carry a big STICK 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2003 And on that day, Maurice taught his son a lesson that all the men of the Sorenson family have had to learn before him... it's not about the size, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2004 ... and that's why the marginal tax rate doesn't make sense either. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2005 Summer 2020 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2006 We all die in the end anyway, so what difference does it make? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2007 I thought I told you to grab the big shovel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2008 Hey Buddy, feeling a bit of 'trowel envy' are we? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2009 We're the 'Lenny' and 'George' of 'Snow And Miniscule Tools' eh? Enjoy, my friend. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2010 Hey you better watch out, I think my old eyes see an avalanche headin' our way. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2011 Young Sigmund found relationships confusing 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2012 Nice try. Go back inside and tell your mother that she said to shovel the walk, so I'm shoveling the walk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2013 I know, baby - you'll dig it the most... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2014 I want tone, not bulk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2015 Is your mother sure this will help me shovel off the pounds? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2016 To the confident, son, size doesn’t matter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2017 Hi-tech my ass! I'll bet, you can't slide down a chimney with that thing! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2018 El Nino made me do it 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2019 Not what I expected when you said I could trade for new hand tools. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2020 Are you sure you still want the big shovel? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2021 I know you're from Atlanta, but that's ridiculous. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2022 It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2023 I am leaving, going to Florida 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2024 If you think that's big, you should see my... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2025 Less disappointment when the plow comes by. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2026 I see you've found the pool. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2027 Hey kid face it, you lost the coin toss. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2028 But my one per cent is very important. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2029 Two out of three ain't bad is bull, Jeb! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2030 No thanks Hun. The lack of NFL has unleashed the Sisyphus in me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2031 If anyone trips, call me today for a free legal consultation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2032 Every little bit helps 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2033 What are you looking at? I only have a townhome. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2034 I knew this weird combo-deal I got would make sense one day. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2035 Dang, if he tries to switch shovels with me I'll lose my excuse to be outside to blow gas. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2036 Are political ideologies going on here? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2037 You are so disappointing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2038 No more calling 'Shotgun' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2039 It's cheaper than the sessions with my Mistress. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2040 I still can't tell if size matters! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2041 Hey!, you wanted the big shovel 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2042 "Now you understand that size doesn't matter. It's what you do with the tool you have," he explained to his son with the full knowledge that if genetics were to be trusted, it was a lesson he would use again later in life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2043 Sir, would you still need my shovel? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2044 You wanted 'big shovel.' You got 'big shovel.' Now, just shovel! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2045 Jack Sprat thought it was time to mix things up 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2046 Here she is son... I'll dig her out. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2047 It's from Costco, duh. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2048 Hard work is the greatest tool. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2049 Now you understand how our tax system works. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2050 Now you shovel the side walk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2051 Compensating? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2052 Tell your mother that size isn't everything. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2053 You see, your mother was wrong: small and fast beats large and slow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2054 I've been told it's more about how you use it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2055 Last one in is a rotten egg 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2056 Pick up the pace! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2057 xx 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2058 You do the grunt work. I'll do the edges. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2059 What's wrong in this picture? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2060 Maybe I should have left David Ricardo and Adam Smith out of his home schooling curriculum. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2061 Don't suppose you're one of those honey-eating bears... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2062 Are you really sure you want to trade the easy job for the hard job? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2063 Do this systematically and we can find that buried snow plough 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2064 Why don't you try with a smaller shovel instead? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2065 I prefer quality snow removal to quanity. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2066 Frank discovers that size does not matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2067 O K, kiddo, last pitch. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2068 Well yes, I do feel a bit silly. But it's just part of the new economy. I'm 52 and rushing a fraternity. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2069 It's the shovel that makes the man... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2070 I told you. It's not the size that counts; it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2071 DID I TELL YOU MY DIET DOESN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING EITHER? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2072 Well you wanted to play in the snow. Why don’t you stay out a couple more hours and clean off the roof. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2073 What do you mean by 'snow shovel equality?' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2074 Son you got a big shovel that's for sure but if you don't push I'll beat your tush! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2075 That's it. Aim high. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2076 your app! better than mine! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2077 Sometimes, size does matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2078 I'll get a Nobel Prize for this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2079 2 + 1 ? 1 + 2 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2080 You tell your mother that's she not funny. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2081 See!? It's all in the wrist. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2082 You can always use that as a raft when it melts. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2083 Are you from the future? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2084 What do you mean "small"? It's technique that matters, not size. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2085 It's called seniority son.check with your union rep. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2086 You'll grow into it, then out of it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2087 where's the Johnny Snow Plow you got for Christmas ? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2088 What makes you think, that I'm trying to avoid you? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2089 Snow shoveling is not in the Winter Olympics but your scoop looks good. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2090 Believe me it's better than a bar mitzvah, and heck of a lot cheaper! Mazel tov, son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2091 As soon as I'm done shoveling, I'll come help you with the well. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2092 I smell a sitcom! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2093 I'm still wining Big Boy! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2094 Son, you'll be able to speak loudly and carry a small stick when you have your own children. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2095 Son, I've told you a thousand times it's not about the wand, it's about the magician. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2096 I thought you like pretend games. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2097 Chill out, it's just snow buddy. No pun intended. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2098 I am starting to understand why your grass is always greener. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2099 It was his last bet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2100 Are you sure you don't want to trade shovels? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2101 Why Are You Shoveling? It's Going to be 50 Degrees Tomorrow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2102 Which song would you like to sing next? "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall", or "If You're Happy & You Know It, Clap Your Hands"? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2103 Wanna trade hats? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2104 What a tool!!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2105 Snow again?! Interrupting the gerrymandering process. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2106 I think the boss had one too many and then wrote the job order. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2107 Good news-- I scoped it out and from what I can tell you can keep it going for a while. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2108 You finally get to be the bigger man and help, but you are just standing there. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2109 Once you analyze the "shoveler body mass to shovel blade surface area" ratio....you will be leaping at this opportunity to clobber your old man ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2110 No, I am not complaining. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2111 Things may seem unfair sometimes, but don't worry. When you get older you will realize that they are always unfair. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2112 Yes, but it's quality snow. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2113 It's what the 1% call fair and balanced. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2114 You know, it is now my turn to play with the big shovel? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2115 How the hell did I get the short end of the stick? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2116 You're not from around here, are you? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2117 See Prudence, like I've told you for years, but you wouldn't believe me...size doesn't matter." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2118 You shovel, I'll scoop -- it's called division of labor. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2119 I always new size didn't matter 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2120 Your mother wants me to teach you about fairness. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2121 That's funny. I'm big and have a small shovel, and you're small and have a big shovel. Go figure. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2122 So here's the technique, Bobby, but you'll get a lot better leverage with that shovel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2123 Overcompensating, sonny? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2124 It's not the size of your shovel, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2125 Always remember, son - size doesn't matter. It's how you use it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2126 See? The trick is to bend your knees and push. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2127 It's not the size of the shovel, it's the size of the heart that matters. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2128 Son, I think you have Daddy's snow shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2129 I would help you kid but, I am running late for my aerobics class. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2130 'Thanks a lot for the stocking stuffer." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2131 Global success 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2132 You have a lot to learn son. Bah! Shoveling the lawn! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2133 Go tell your Mom, that just because she found our snow shovel, does not mean I need to use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2134 Don't tell your mother this is why it takes me so long. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2135 So you're telling me that size does matter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2136 I tried flipping the pancakes with this, but I would really prefer that spatula. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2137 Let's go inside and have some 1/16th scale hot cocoa. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2138 Feel free... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2139 Am I going to the right? No, I'm just turning to smile at the audience. You think I should I use a big shovel? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2140 So much for disruptive technology. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2141 All that work to die a virgin! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2142 My milkshake brought all the boys to the yard. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2143 It's just shrinkage. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2144 It's not the size of your snow shovel, it's what you do with it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2145 If we switch back again then you'd be no better than Trump, is that what you want? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2146 Still working on that first shovel full? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2147 Get your head out of the gutter, son! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2148 I'm being paid by the hour, not the job. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2149 Opposites attract. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2150 You said you wanted equality of opportunity 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2151 'We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2152 Watch me for a minute. See? You've gotta use your LEGS. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2153 Son, may I please borrow your SUV today? My Smartcar is horrible in the snow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2154 I think I finally know how you feel 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2155 Hey, the project is shovel-ready. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2156 Home Depot may have implemented affirmative action, but I'm still a better shoveller 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2157 So much for 'size matters.' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2158 Once I'm done here, it's off to the beach for the sun and sand. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2159 No, mine is under here somewhere. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2160 Harvey wanted his back scratched. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2161 Martha is teaching her 7-year-old son the value of speaking softly but carrying a big stick. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2162 You continue to be a massive disappointment. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2163 Biggest computer, biggest ice cream, biggest toy...but OH NO! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2164 Don't think of it as a big shovel, as much as a big character builder. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2165 I wish, son. You’ll understand this demonstration and hate me for it when you get older. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2166 Have you seen the little guy with the lantern? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2167 Like I said, you were very fortunate to use the large snow shovel after I fliped the coin. Heads you won and tails I lost. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2168 Good way to make up for last year's coal error. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2169 I wish I never took him to see Trump's helicopter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2170 Left my other shovel at the beach house. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2171 Shovelling snow is hard work, at least from my perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2172 Who is your father, he is way too harsh. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2173 Your allowance is 10,000 shovelfuls that way. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2174 Walk loudly and carry a small shovel 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2175 I found him on Angie's List 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2176 Pretend I'm the CEO.Think of this as a reality check for the American dream. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2177 Trust me, son, artisan hand forged snow shovels are part of the new economic paradigm. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2178 All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. All work and ... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2179 Now you can understand the dangers of big government! Your mother is the one who insisted on buying you that subsidized shovel! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2180 You don't have to understand me now son, but someday when you're living with someone, you will. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2181 I keep hearing your Mom, she needs you inside. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2182 "My Lazy Eye does NOT run all the way down to my boots! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2183 And, the far too late, it dawned on Mr. Friedman: "Perhaps the market doesn't always efficiently allocate resources." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2184 For my audition, I'll be tap dancing as I shovel off to Buffalo. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2185 I guess you're right. Every family has one over achiever and a one under achiever. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2186 I will shovel your social security check and you shovel mine, son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2187 Thanks for your good deed! See ya around sometime! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2188 Bernie Sanders Weekly Press Release: Youth Equity 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2189 This new app is great ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2190 I'm defecting to Cuba. Don't tell your mother. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2191 Dad, "How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2192 Precision and follow through get you better distance than brute strength! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2193 You'll learn. My father died of a heart attack. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2194 Upstate Ergonomics 101 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2195 It's been 10 minutes, time to switch? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2196 Sydney, I have a better idea. Lets go buy a snowblower. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2197 shut up, I know I should of called heads 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2198 Drop dead, you useless midget! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2199 All I did was put a few big ones on the Cardinals 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2200 Santa's finally starting to dig out! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2201 Yes, I could use a bigger shovel but I want to see if I can get the feel of what it is like to go through life with a micro penis. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2202 Come on, kid, it's not the size of the dog in the fight... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2203 No ad hominem. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2204 S.O.S., you bet! Same old--same old snow! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2205 It's the newest shovel, global warming edition. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2206 Size matters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2207 I'm from Buffalo. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2208 It's a myth: size does NOT matter! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2209 Okay, it's time to give Grandpa the Big Boy shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2210 So, if the little shovel can move twenty percent of what the big shovel can move, but the big shovel moves no snow at all, then how much of the snow does the little shovel move? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2211 When people take opposite day really seriously. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2212 How do you feel about global warming? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2213 How's that book report on Tom Sawyer going? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2214 Don't worry, we'll make it one scoop at a time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2215 I take back what I said. Never share. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2216 One day, you'll have a little one. Just like this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2217 You know what? Let's move. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2218 Are you sure the Amazon drone got the right addresses? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2219 Would you believe I have a bigger Johnson. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2220 Make the sidewalk great again 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2221 You know what they say about small shovels. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2222 No, you little dweeb, size does NOT matter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2223 I also found this in the sandbox. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2224 But Bernie says this is the only fair way to share the labor!!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2225 Now do you believe in ergonomics? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2226 It's all I can afford, living on Bank Interest! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2227 You're the best, Mrs. G! Thanks for having my favorite popsicle on hand for me! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2228 Take my advice. It's not about size; it's about how you use it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2229 Millennials... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2230 Crikey, Littl' Pawn, look! Our sidewalk resembles a chess Knight's move! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2231 Remember, son, size isn't everything. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2232 I'm sure the counselor will hear about this next week. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2233 Why is his spade is bigger than mine? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2234 We'll get more done when Mom gets here 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2235 Suddenly Mr. Jones realized he had never paid little Jimmy for all the snow shoveling all winter long and now it was payback time. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2236 What is this thing in my left hand? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2237 Tooth fairy don't pay for lost. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2238 Stop telling me to check my privilege. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2239 The guy at the hardware store said size doesn't matter 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2240 Thus, you see, son, coffee is God! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2241 Don't gloat, son, that you got to the garage first. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2242 Ain't know one got time for dat 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2243 You just have to put your back into it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2244 Laugh! I like to make my fun in the snow to last. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2245 After the neighbors caught Dale fetching the paper naked, their mocking grew merciless. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2246 You know what they say, "It's not the size of a man's shovel. but the size of the 'shovel' in a man"...or something like that. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2247 Pitch one of them snowballs in here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2248 Call the Obesity Police: I've found the Abdomenable Showman. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2249 Son: Santa is a myth! You want to sweep the roof, go for it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2250 You seen the medium guy? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2251 Put that back, it violates the HOA's 'Small Community' theme. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2252 so, how do you pronounce it again? Florida? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2253 I love the smell of global warming in the morning. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2254 Don't look at me like that, there's a reason why I want to stay out here longer. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2255 You'll understand when you have your own kids. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2256 Consider it a $5.00 upgrade with a Sig.given That Where were you last week when I started this project? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2257 It's not the size of the shovel, it's the scraping of the paving. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2258 This looks good Junior. Now it's time we tackle that roof. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2259 There are no shortcuts to success, son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2260 Marty got the extra large because he had something to prove. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2261 Extremes are not cool. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2262 The poor and the under educated have to do the heavy lifting, that's how America works son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2263 Really? Where was it? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2264 "It's quite simple: Quality over Quantity. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2265 See son--it's not how big it is, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2266 I may have to reconsider my belief in global warming. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2267 Shut-up! I did the walkway to the house with this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2268 Mom's got her glasses on backwards again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2269 Good "d" but I'm doin' the alley-oop for the second floor. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2270 Would you call this the Jonas Brothers? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2271 Go see if Mom has warmed your cocoa, and remind her I'd like my reward shaken... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2272 Busted Crystal Balls 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2273 Repeat after me; "Government contract!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2274 I'm practicing for the civil service exam. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2275 I'd rather be grilling. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2276 Where's you ox, Paul? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2277 Didn't I tell you on your first birthday that life wasn't fair? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2278 "Heart-healthy California Walnuts" to you, too! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2279 You see now how my suggestion of the shovel as a conceptual tool really works . 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2280 Body image issues? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2281 Now you know what it's like to be a man. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2282 I don't want to look like I'm overcompensating. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2283 School starts next month. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2284 Can I get you an orange syrup? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2285 My doctor told me that using a snow shovel could lead to a heart attack. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2286 I'm gonna miss this stuff. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2287 Just lift with your legs son. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2288 They say that, "Little strokes fell mighty oaks," but I think you might be onto something! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2289 That's a buck a shovel full, Sonny--minimum ten. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2290 I just heard spring is right around the corner. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2291 That's too big for snow cones 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2292 Mom says size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2293 It's your Mom's idea. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2294 I said "No, thank you.", not "Snow? Thank you!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2295 Does Santa know you are moonlighting? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2296 Stop your bitching--I keep telling you that you need to lift weights at the gym 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2297 It makes me feel closer to my ex-wife. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2298 I'm paid by the hour how about you? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2299 At that moment Harokd had both a deep feeling of pride and foreboding 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2300 Too want your father to avoid a massive heart attack, don't you? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2301 Your seem quite happy with that bat! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2302 I'll just be over here till spring...don't mind me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2303 People are like pigs” JP's muttered during a rush-hour epiphany, “We look up only when we get knocked flat on our backs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2304 ...and I bet it's your bra I'm wearing, too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2305 Dad, not THAT kind of compensation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2306 Just once I'd like to see you finish a snowjob! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2307 Hey dad, you know you don't have Scalia on the Court to protect your rights anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2308 Our walk's done, Billy. We'll handle the rest with carve-outs. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2309 Need a little help? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2310 Just going to make sure that washing powder commercial is kosher. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2311 Life inside the snow globe had become too predictable. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2312 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2313 My fitness goal is to tell my FB followers it took me 10,000 steps to dig out. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2314 Little, big. Big, little 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2315 Does the house look smaller to you? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2316 I know what you're compensating for. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2317 In progress: A snow life mural 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2318 A New York state of mind. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2319 Your wife also likes it bigger. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2320 You could have helped. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2321 Don't shovel snow on me, this isn't really a snowball. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2322 Years of psychotherapy for not letting people walk all over him was clearly a colossal fail! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2323 Next time I get to be the grown up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2324 Where's your pail? I want to take a bath later. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2325 I need a pick-me-up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2326 Gee Dad, the weatherman didn't mean to shovel just one or two inches. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2327 I'll give you mine if you give me yours. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2328 Oh, no -- that was last year; it's the neighbor's turn. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2329 In the footsteps of Rembrandt 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2330 Mom said yours wasn't big enough. I assumed she meant the shovel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2331 The wrong eyeglasses again? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2332 Is this my final boss? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2333 At least it's quieter than your jet turbine leaf blower! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2334 One day this will all be yours. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2335 No matter what your Mom says, size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2336 Want to borrow mine 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2337 It's all in the wrist, and I have the touch! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2338 It's the economy stupid 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2339 Time for Daddy's Little Man to step up and pull his weight. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2340 Well dad, I'm doing as best as I can. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2341 It's not how much snow you can push, son, it's how much of the sidewalk you can clear. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2342 Ladies and gentlemen the next president of the United States in Donald J. Trump 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2343 You're not in Wonderland, Alice! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2344 We're trading my allowance for your pay check too, right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2345 The trowel troll strikes again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2346 Bend your hips, and knees, and push your chest out. Lift the snow with your leg muscles, and keep your back straight. Like this. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2347 Who said rightsize? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2348 And remember that when you talk to girls 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2349 No thank you my son, I'm deeply devoted to my minimalism 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2350 'Six hours, almost done, my back's killing me and NOW you're Mr. Wise Guy ?' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2351 You see, it isn't the size of the tool that matters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2352 I don't need your help. I have an appointment with my proctologist when I finish. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2353 Bite me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2354 Next I'll show him how to play Ping-Pong. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2355 This is my "me" time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2356 It's called cross training. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2357 Bend at the knees, not the waist. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2358 Any other merit badges to work on after Community Service? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2359 When I was your age, even the snow banks looked huge. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2360 The global warming generation, ha! Can't even handle a little snow storm. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2361 Don't worry -- it'll get easier when you grow up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2362 I told you: It's speed, and not size, that matter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2363 Perhaps we should trade? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2364 Switching shovels would be more productive, but your Mother wanted it this way and she's the boss. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2365 No, as far as I know, there isn't 'an Uber for this'. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2366 Please say, you see what I mean. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2367 Arthur King thanked Mrs. Lake's stepson for his timely gift. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2368 You need to put your back into it, like me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2369 Hey - is that my hat? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2370 You're path-etic! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2371 Size doesn't matter; it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2372 Well, that's my perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2373 Can we keep this quick? I've gotta go to the sandbox in half an hour. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2374 A tale of two shovels. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2375 Good heavens! It's a 'white out' . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2376 Chip off the "old block", once removed. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2377 They were still having fun after hours of shuffling! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2378 Sorry Mom, I stepped on a crack! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2379 Just because you won the bet, Joey, please don't tell mommy that we could have been finished two hours ago! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2380 Size is important but you have to know how to use it too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2381 It's all in the technique. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2382 Fifteen bucks an hour and I'll tell the rest of the third grade to stand down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2383 Miley's here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2384 You're right, Honey. Size really doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2385 Bend at the hips, not the low back. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2386 Yes, I promise to put it back in your sand box when I finish. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2387 Tell your mother I saw her shadow and will be back in six weeks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2388 When will you learn that size doesn't matter?! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2389 Yes, job-creation is a bitch 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2390 Get used to it, kid. This is how Social Security works. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2391 Eek Gad, Junior!? You'll get a heart attack! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2392 What do you think you're gonna do with that? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2393 Finally, I'm going to be the first in line to get something! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2394 'Of course size matters!' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2395 Thanks son. But this spoon is doing a fine job.. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2396 Your mom may be right about Tiger Parenting. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2397 Still don't want to trade? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2398 Pitchers and catchers report ... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2399 You said you're a big boy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2400 See? Just lift with your knees. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2401 You see son, this is what balance of power means! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2402 It's not size that matters, Billy, it's scale. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2403 SCAB! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2404 Your mother told you size matters, didn't she. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2405 It's all in the power to weight ratio. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2406 Get the drift? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2407 Would you please dig a six-foot hole and climb into it, son? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2408 Think lose-lose. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2409 See it's easy...I'm sick and tired of little people like you complaining all the time! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2410 Top one-tenth of the top one per cent? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2411 That's it, Hon. Just one heaping shovel at a time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2412 Mom said either way you're going to grandma's. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2413 Stop whining about losing the coin-toss 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2414 You win this round, ballbag. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2415 No, thanks. I'm working on a 12 step program. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2416 Think of it like a game - you're the middle class and the snow is taxes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2417 Absolutely that's Santa's shovel! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2418 You're a horse's ass, son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2419 Go big or go home. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2420 Are you sure they gave us the right tools?? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2421 This is analogous to an argument I always have with your mom about size. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2422 Quick! Before the wolves come! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2423 Quickly, before the kids come! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2424 If you think that's too large, 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2425 Well ? What's holding you up ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2426 Didn't realize Dad had shrunk that much since last winter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2427 Jeb listen to your Mother hurry we are heading to South Carolina. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2428 It's not a race...Zippy! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2429 Bring me the Tonka skiploader from your toy box. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2430 Ned thinks to himself, if I have the right tools and cooperation we can keep this path open and safe. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2431 I'm almost done! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2432 Yeah, well your mom says you're the right tool for the job. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2433 No, Henry, I am not eating a Popsicle. Let's just get on with our work shall we? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2434 What are you waiting for, we don't have all day. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2435 New item! At Costco. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2436 Remember to lift with you knees! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2437 It's not the size of the shovel, son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2438 It's all in the motion and leverage. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2439 You mocking me, son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2440 Now I Know What They Mean By : Shoveling It Against The Tide ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2441 You're as funny as a heart attack. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2442 No, I don't think this is funny! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2443 Why am I doing all the work with 1/50th of the shovel? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2444 Gotta get to the main roads 'cause I can't take another day of school called off for snow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2445 What are you trying to compensate for, Stan? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2446 Theres gotta be a Polar Bear under here somewhere. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2447 Thanks, but I'll stick with what I'm using. I'm getting paid by the hour. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2448 Your mother would approve, only just don't tell her. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2449 Dad, stop throwing rocks! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2450 Hey Ed, I just realized that's my scarf you're wearing! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2451 Can you finish drawing this cartoon so I can see the punchline 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2452 One scoop or two and with or without chocolate sauce? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2453 It's not the size of the tool but how you use it Freddie. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2454 Granny. It's not the size of what you have, but what you do with what you have. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2455 I guess size does matter 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2456 When they tell you that size doesn't matter, don't you believe 'em. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2457 Redrum..Redrum...Redrum . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2458 Hurry up, I'm working from home today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2459 The elder Johnson was always skeptical of new technology. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2460 This is a direct result of "outcomes to efforts". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2461 Keep Working and you'll get the hang of it Louie. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2462 Looks like we have a future President of the United States in the family. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2463 You were expecting the same results as running in place? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2464 You'll be sorry when you're a grandfather someday... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2465 My ex- was right. It does count. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2466 Never mind. I'm in no hurry. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2467 Away troll, I'm not throwing my back out again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2468 If you think this is so funny go audition for the Coen brothers! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2469 I told you, son, I don't want to use that thing. I'm getting paid by the hour. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2470 You should see my umbrella. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2471 Life ain't fair, so there! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2472 Boy, That Sriracha Ice Melt works wonders 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2473 No thanks - It's probably best that I don't get to Flint for a couple months. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2474 I think I took her "size doesn't matter" too broadly. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2475 But mom why does Timmy get the big shovel 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2476 I have no idea what you mean by 'economy of scale'..... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2477 Your shovel is too small. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2478 Oh! That's what practical means. I thought is was some kind of fish fillet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2479 Kinda symbolic, ain't it? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2480 O Canada 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2481 How's Freaky Friday working out for you so far? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2482 YOU...ARE...THE 99 PERCENT! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2483 I think the guy at the hardware store's interpretation of the democratic primary is a little crude. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2484 Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2485 Son, as my father would always say to me in a tone I never understood, ' You genius... keep working hard, not smart. You have a real bright future ahead of you.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2486 Small shovel, big exercise. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2487 The other way! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2488 You're right, it's all in the wrist! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2489 Yeah, that was a government shovel. Too big. Gets nothing done. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2490 Choose life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2491 "Wait'll next week. It'll all be gone". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2492 YOU said no snowblower this year. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2493 ...and it's an ice cream scoop. So, do you want to trade? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2494 I'm compensating. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2495 This expands my capacity to 10,000. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2496 That's a Big Boy shovel. Big Boy politicians want us to do more with less. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2497 And then she has the nerve to accuse me of always taking the good pillow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2498 I really hate my job. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2499 Sad news...my hamster just died. So, how's your pet tiger doing? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2500 Another task failure by management. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2501 Thanks for all your help son 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2502 Convinced? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2503 I'm being paid by the hour. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2504 Shovel faster, Timmy, or the ice cream in this come will be all melted! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2505 Damn Walter, back at it again with the snow shoveling. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2506 Mac wondered if they'd had more than one child would he still be using the sand castle shovel to clear the walk. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2507 Winter is not the season for Freaky Friday. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2508 That's what she said. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2509 I think I saw my opposite gender doppelgänger in there. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2510 You see, son, the importance of tool size is just a myth. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2511 It is not the size thay counts, but how you use it! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2512 You see, Marty? It ain't the size of the shovel that counts! The big-dicked man will always shovel faster. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2513 You should do that my way. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2514 I don't what's worse--the fact that you're standing on the lawn instead of helping or that we have our forced perspective shovels mixed up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2515 Big guys little spoons, little guys big spoons! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2516 'I'll shovel off to the mailbox, I need you to shovel off to Buffalo.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2517 We do Common Core later!!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2518 I think it's time to call a spade a spade. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2519 Is that a lawn gnome or just a really small man? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2520 A spade's a spade son 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2521 Don't judge a shovel by its size. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2522 Supply and demand be damned! I'm not paying $100 for smsnow shovel." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2523 I've told you before son, it's about quality, not quantity. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2524 I think you are pushing the envelope on this delegation deal, Dad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2525 Its not just about the size of the shovel! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2526 Because sometimes it's nice NOT to use the one-size-fits-all option. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2527 It's an absolute law of physics --- opposites attract. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2528 Let's have a fair exchange. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2529 I'm already rushing to spend time with your mother!! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2530 It's my fair share. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2531 Again you want to trade shovels? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2532 He with the largest shovel clears the way only for himself. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2533 I agree, Art, but the doctor said humor her, and she's still watching. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2534 When you are my age, think what you'll be able to tell your kids you did when you were their age. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2535 This is how the social security trust fund works boy. You put in that much, so I can keep taking out this much. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2536 It's called Crossfit. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2537 It looks smaller when its cold out. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2538 I've got your back. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2539 Undefeated! My snow spatula once again vanquishes your snow shovel. Boo-Yah! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2540 Hey Kido when ae you going to learn to use the right tool? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2541 No! Your prices are too high. It makes more sense to do it myself. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2542 Need some hot chocolate? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2543 Perspective matters! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2544 See, I told you size doesn't matter 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2545 Heh. Looks like somebody's compensating. Not me. Look how small my shovel is. You know what means, don't you, kid? You got a small dick. I got a big one. Ask your mother if you don't believe me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2546 You're receiving a warning from the Association Ralph for the imperfectly shoveled walkway. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2547 I can only imagine what he's going to be like as a teenager. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2548 Just move to Southern California and size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2549 It's not the size of the tool that matters, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2550 Hey Stan, I've been meaning to ask you to join my Linkedin network? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2551 Puh, millenials. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2552 Yours is an ice shovel too; look what friction does. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2553 It's how you use the tool not the size 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2554 Watch me son-it's all in the wrists. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2555 Remember son slow and steady wins the race. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2556 Yes, people walk all over me but it's an improvement. I used to be a pushover. Ouch. And before that I was constantly screwed over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2557 Son, did you ghost write the Art of the Deal? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2558 Honey, stop pitching. I told you, this isn't a bat! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2559 Stop with your lying Billy, my shovel is much huger than yours. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2560 Mom said the walk needs to be shoveled but my doctor told me not to push heavy snow around. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2561 Don't you know how to use that big shovel son? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2562 I'm setting you up for success. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2563 Thanks anyway kid but this is heart attack snow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2564 Snow and steady wins the race, son. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2565 I guess it is the motion in the ocean! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2566 I was moving white off the curb like shoveling snow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2567 It's easy if you put your legs into it, like this 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2568 Sure, heavy weights are an option but, I choose light weight and repetition! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2569 OK..you win, clap and switch. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2570 You see It's not a he size of the tool, it's the enthusiasm behind its use! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2571 How much more is it again for the shovel upgrade? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2572 Sure, I'm a sadistic little bastard, but at least I can clear my browser history. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2573 Your shovel is behind the tax wall, that's why. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2574 It's not the size of the shovel. It's the volume of fried beans. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2575 I wonder how long you have been out here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2576 Plooity Doop. PLOOITY DOOP. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2577 You said you wanted big-boy toys when you took my iPad. Well, here you go. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2578 Because anything worth having is worth working hard for it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2579 No, thanks. I'm undercompensating. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2580 I can't stay warm using the big shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2581 I told you size has got nothing to do with it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2582 Daddy has to micromanage everything. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2583 Shoveling snow?" "No, burying a groundhog - early end to winter my ass. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2584 One small step for man, one giant leap for canine. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2585 Jared was beginning to regret buying all his garden tools at Novelty Goods, Inc. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2586 Hey trust me. With climate change less is more....just wait. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2587 My ally is the force. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2588 Hoe hoe hoe! There was a bit of a mix up and from the sound of your wife's voice, I knew this couldn't wait. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2589 C'mon, son. Put your back into it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2590 Same thing happened when I wished for a car, too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2591 Like I tell your Mom, it's not the size of the shovel... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2592 Salt the sidewalks, Herb. The SIDEWALKS 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2593 That's all right, son. As you can see, I'm a shoveling fool! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2594 One flake at a time—I'm practicing the Buddhist approach to snow removal. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2595 Communism will fix this. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2596 Because I said so, that's why. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2597 Clearing the way for your REALLY large SUV? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2598 See! - it's all in the knees. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2599 I bought right before that government subsidy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2600 I want him to know that size doesn't matter 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2601 Winter at the Escher household 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2602 Nah. My back's already killing me! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2603 Your should get on your stilts honey. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2604 "A snow-shovel app?!", they said. "That's absurd!!", they said. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2605 I'm really tired of hearing that size matters 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2606 5 winters, and no one has yet lifted Excalibrrr. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2607 I think buying a shovel at the mini-mart vs the mega- mall DOES make a difference! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2608 This is easier than that time we tried to boil the ocean. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2609 It's the size of the fight in the dog, son. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2610 I wish it would stop snowing on opposite day 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2611 And you're telling me there's a "scientific consensus"? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2612 put your back into it, Snedley. We didn't get this far by loafing! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2613 SMALL WORK PAYS OFF OVER TIME TO MAKE A BIGGER IMPACT THEN YOU INITIATED BEFORE THEN. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2614 Well, maybe for some it is hard work, but it suits me just fine. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2615 I think it's high time Elsa stopped letting go. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2616 Over the shoulder. Around the house. Nothing but net. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2617 Believe me son when I tell you size doesn't matter. Just ask your mother. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2618 What the hell is in my hand? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2619 hey bro 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2620 Who knew hell is so white 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2621 Maybe I shouldn't do this while I am stoned! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2622 If we just stay in these positions, we'll never have to converse with anyone again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2623 What's taking you so long Henry? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2624 You know what the say about a small shovel, longer hours. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2625 Pancake flipping titles are won in the off-season. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2626 But I'm not ready to switch back. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2627 I'm in no rush. Company is coming to dinner if we get the snow cleared in time. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2628 I see you found the uncovered well... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2629 If you didn't want the push shovel, you should have said so. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2630 Be sure to lift from the knees. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2631 I don't think you're worthy of Excalibur son. Try again after you finish your homework! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2632 ''Like me, lift with your legs.'' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2633 Don't worry. Thaw predicted this weekend. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2634 That's how we do it here in Gnome,Alaska 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2635 Ma! I think I'm ready for the big shovel now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2636 I told you before size doesn't always matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2637 Told you size didn't count, its how you use it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2638 You know nothing about shoveling, Jon Snow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2639 It's spreading--White Oscars Night. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2640 The auction said, Snow Help. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2641 Bill was forever being led down the garden path 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2642 Snowed in? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2643 Call my Boss and tell him I'll be there as soon as I shovel my way out. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2644 I never said we weren't equal. I simply said you are smaller. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2645 Still no snow shovel. But I did find this giant spatula... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2646 Point taken, young man, but I don't see how the squeegee helps. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2647 Climate change will mean a different walk, a different shovel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2648 Come on kid, put some back into it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2649 Martha got off path and lost her way. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2650 When you're older, you'll appreciate the comfort of mindless, unnecessary activity. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2651 I'm good, I saw "The Revenant" last night! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2652 Not quite yet. Your grandmother is still visiting. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2653 This is not idea of a 50/50 split......... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2654 Great future story someday for your grandchildren- on the plus side! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2655 Is your mother trying to give me a heart attack? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2656 Customer Service training isn't so bad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2657 "Well Harold, you DID say that you wanted my shovel"! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2658 Did I say you could play with my tanning reflector? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2659 It's not about size, son, it's about technique. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2660 It was right where mom said, hanging in front of your face. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2661 A nod to the global warming revisionists... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2662 See how easy it is? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2663 It takes a small man to face up to his big jobs, like shoveling snow he knows the big man was too lazy to do. Stop staring at me already! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2664 ...and that is why Daddy needs his big truck. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2665 It was the whiteness of the whale that above all things appalled me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2666 Is this what you were looking for? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2667 "Walk softly and carry a big shovel" is not a thing. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2668 When you're a big person like your daddy, you can hire a consultant to figure out problems like this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2669 The salesman was wrong, global warming has not yet arrived 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2670 Son, you should ever send a man to do a boys job. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2671 That's taking the easy way out! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2672 "Okay son, now that we covered proportions, let's move on to analogies". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2673 Bigger is not always better son. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2674 You have a bright future in upper management. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2675 I'm not telling him about the perils of salmonella! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2676 Underestimating the removal. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2677 Very big elsewhere if you must know. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2678 The size doesn't define you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2679 Go home Joe. She loves me and my micro-shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2680 I know it seems unfair, now. But when you grow up, you'll be your own hapless character trapped in an absurdist cartoon, just like Daddy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2681 No, my back doesn't hurt. Now..ready, set, go! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2682 I need a little break, Son. My back is killing me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2683 I bet you're "feeling the Bern" now dad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2684 A Garden Gnome's work is never done! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2685 So you've worked for years in Gnome up north? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2686 Just a little more and you'll be able to do your own house. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2687 Ok you get the big shovel but I get the big tub when we're done here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2688 C'mon son, if you want to be a politician like your old man, you have to learn how to shovel it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2689 Double, double, toil and trouble; To each man cursed: the wrong size shovel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2690 Maybe now you'll learn the difference between metric and imperial. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2691 It's time to swap places again. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2692 Um, I don't think this is working. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2693 Mommy says you need a bigger tool. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2694 I propose a fair trade 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2695 Yeah, but the rent is more reasonable than you'd expect in Park Slope. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2696 Yes son, I have a small tool. But size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2697 He sent me on a mission 'Who Stole My America, Let's Get 'Em'. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2698 Son, quit being a wimp and put your back into in like this. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2699 revenge porn 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2700 Further evidence that it's all in the motion and not the size. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2701 You have to download the app first. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2702 Yes son, there is a lesson. I'm just not sure what it is. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2703 Please, Trade now? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2704 ...and your point is? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2705 What does It look like I'm doing. I'm making snow pancakes 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2706 This is fair, Mikey. You eat for free here 365 days a year. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2707 Tell your mother, once again, that size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2708 Remember to lift with your legs, not with your back. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2709 Son, why aren't you following in my footsteps? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2710 Put your whole body into it! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2711 Oscar is coming. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2712 Don't kid yourself, Bob! Size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2713 'See ya next winter, kid' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2714 Remember son, it's not the size of your tool that counts, it's how you use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2715 Thanks, but I'm in no hurry...I'm on my way to work. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2716 Always remember Son. It's not the size of your tool, it's how you use it 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2717 When we're done here, maybe I'll give you a sip of my hot chocolate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2718 Now, you be sure to tell your mother what you learned this weekend. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2719 The trick is to lift with your legs like me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2720 The web site said: 'true-to-size.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2721 It's time to switch shovels, isn't it? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2722 You should have seen the size of this one at the beginning of the debates! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2723 Morning, Ralph" "Morning, Sam 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2724 Hope you can handle it son I'm going to get another one. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2725 You need to work harder at undercompensating! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2726 There's a lesson here - grasp it and the shovel - but not in that order. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2727 PUT THAT AWAY SON,WE'RE BUREAUCRATS! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2728 Never bring a big shovel to a snowball fight, little man! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2729 Mother, mother always told me "don't bite off more than I could chew." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2730 I hope you're wearing your big boy diaper. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2731 Remember "PATIENCE I" with scissors on the lawn? This is "II", son, so go get the right tool. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2732 When you grow up you'll make better choices. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2733 It's not the size of the shovel, it's the magic in it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2734 Mom said you might want this for the finishing touches. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2735 He says if I don't get there right now he's gonna sell the last Pepperoni and Cheese! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2736 I'm farther away than I appear. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2737 Son, no matter what they say to you; size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2738 A little shovel goes a long way. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2739 Your mother finds emasculation amusing. That is why. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2740 It's not the size of the tool that counts, Nora, it's the size of the effort...oh, never mind. Hand me the big shovel, please. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2741 Watch daddy's shoveling motion and come down here and duplicate it with YOUR shovel on the rest of the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2742 I can't seem to dig my way to China. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2743 Try choking up on the handle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2744 Go back inside and tell your mother that size does not matter! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2745 I refuse to let my campaign for shoveling this driveway be influenced by "Big Shovel"! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2746 If you are sitting on the lawn mower it's going to be a long year. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2747 No thanks, I've already come this far with small shovels averaging just 27mm. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2748 It's not the size of the shovel, but the size of the man inside that determines permanence. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2749 Hurry up and get shoveling. When we're done I'll make us some hot cocoa. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2750 Like I told your mother, it's not the size of the tool that counts but how you use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2751 Hey Pep, welcome to "heart attack neighborhood"! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2752 I thought size didn't matter! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2753 Told ya, size does not matter... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2754 Son, THIS is what separates an artist from the plebeians. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2755 Some 'Rights of Passage' are open to interpretation, but this isn't one of them. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2756 It's all about attitude! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2757 Maybe you should stick to caddying in the summer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2758 I didn't think it was possible for you to stoop any lower and make me do this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2759 It's not the size of the shovel; it's what you do with it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2760 ! ..What are you doing with that? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2761 I did my part, now it's your turn. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2762 Thanks, Obama. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2763 It did not come from "the cloud" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2764 Your mother needs coffee by noon. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2765 Why do I always get the 'short end of the stick' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2766 No thanks - I'm a Libra! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2767 Hey, what's taking you so long? I've already cleared out the walkway up to here with this spatula! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2768 A Series of Unfortunate Events 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2769 You still need to finish your daily quota. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2770 It's just a matter of perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2771 How long did you look for my shovel? And why aren't you moving? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2772 The smaller, the shrewder 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2773 Next winter, I will go with small spoon weight loss instead of this small shovel weight loss technique. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2774 I found this in your golf bag next to your putter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2775 I will build a wall out of snow...a Yoooj!! wall and you will pay for it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2776 Shopped online? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2777 Ya know, you can be a real pain in the ass sometimes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2778 Son, isn't it easier with the big manly shovel? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2779 See it's not the size of the shovel that matters, it's the person using it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2780 It's okay. He's a lawyer. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2781 'Lets pretend I'm Trump and your Bush." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2782 Son, it's a myth that size matters. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2783 This dynamic has grown tiresome. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2784 Efficiency at it's best. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2785 Bigger is not always better – yet I would rather be masturbating. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2786 News flash: "We are being paid by the hour, not the shovelful." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2787 Income inequality has its consequences. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2788 Funny, I could've sworn I made that ice sculpture better proportioned. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2789 You must be new to the job? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2790 Did you still want this? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2791 Not only does it work better but the Mexicans are paying for it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2792 Don't toy with me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2793 For really deep snow, I use the miniature snowblower. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2794 Dad you have to shovel a lot faster. If you want to finish before dinner. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2795 Henry Jr. would always veer from the beaten path. This was in contrast to the majority of his peers and neighbors in Bovey, Minnesota. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2796 and now your mother has finally found the shovel 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2797 I'm trying to get cut in time for swimsuit season 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2798 "Big Boy" things aren't always what you think! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2799 It's not about the size but how you use it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2800 When you get to be my age you'll realize that size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2801 This was the first and last time he will ask how much I will pay him to help me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2802 I think you've got my glasses also, this thing looked a lot bigger in the shed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2803 Want to trade? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2804 Honey, stop playing and come dig me out. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2805 Try doing it this way! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2806 Size matters less when you get to be my age. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2807 Maybe we should have stopped at wife swapping. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2808 I'm sick of these clear paths to nowhere! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2809 Too heavy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2810 I'm not sure pulling straws for the big shovel was the best idea. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2811 Turtle! Rabbit! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2812 It's all about balance and leverage. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2813 A snowed in magician's energy would be better spend making the snow disappear. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2814 minimalism is the new achievement monitor 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2815 That explains lack of feeling in my toes! We wearing the wrong underwear, too.. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2816 Hurry up, you've got work tomorrow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2817 It gets easier as you get older. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2818 Wide World of Extreme Winter Sports contestants 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2819 ...and my battery's down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2820 Of COURSE you can shovel better than I can. You're younger! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2821 It's not the size of the shovel that matters... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2822 I wonder how big the mailman's shovel is. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2823 The boy and the father are cleaning the garden because its snowed and the father take the kid's showel and the kid takes the father's showel. so the kid is doing the all work... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2824 An AP class in snow shoveling? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2825 Now you know why to make sure you always have a small enough desk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2826 It's ok dad mommy says you're special 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2827 Speed always beats size. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2828 'Too small and too quick'...? Change the record, Tammy." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2829 Wrongo, Kid! First out of the house gets to pick which shovel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2830 Don't worry! I'll dig you out! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2831 A smaller shovel really lessens the chances of a heart attack... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2832 That's because daddy belongs to the one percent 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2833 So much for one size fits all. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2834 Whaddaya mean I never listen to you? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2835 Don't just stand there. Help me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2836 Great! Just great. Now my inferiority complex is going to kick in. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2837 You'll hurt your back if you're not careful! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2838 It's a lesson on college tuition, son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2839 It's all about leverage, my boy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2840 No thanks. The last time I used that one it snowed a lot more the next day. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2841 It's cheating to use that big shovel, son. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2842 So big shot - you got the huge shovel and can't still get the snow off the sidewalk - so much for your high IQ. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2843 Parenting 2016: "Are you tired buddy"? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2844 Global warming! Harumph! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2845 Remember, it's easier if you lift with your legs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2846 Sow removal supervised by proper government agency. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2847 Let that be a lesson to you. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2848 OK.. I can take it from here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2849 Hi, I'd like to add you to my professional network on LinnkedIn. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2850 It's an election year - a blizzard of lies. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2851 Your generation has everything so easy these days. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2852 Chew with your mouth closed, please 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2853 Blame your grandfather. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2854 It's called the 'Gunderson Paradox', Peter: big butt, small shovel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2855 ITS OK, I'M A REPUBLICAN 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2856 Hairdryer, please 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2857 I think I might have dropped that 20 dollar bill over here, try shoveling over here. I'm sure together we will find it. Don't give up yet.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2858 You should join the 'International Snow Shovelers Union' like me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2859 Follow me it's easier. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2860 Who's the little man now? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2861 I'm not blocking the sidewalk; I am the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2862 No job is too big, Donald. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2863 See, it's not about size, but speed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2864 It's not a bigger shovel you need, it's a bigger incentive. Have you met my wife? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2865 Rome wasn't built in a day, you know. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2866 Lonnie always seemed to pick the wrong Monopoly piece. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2867 Size doesn't matter, it's all in how you use it son 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2868 Brevity is the soul of humor. -Shakespeare 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2869 I couldn`t allow my "Global warming" friends see me do that! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2870 Big guy, don't you know something is wrong here? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2871 Dad, we need to switch back. This one is too big for the litter box. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2872 A spoonful of sugar helps the snowbank go down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2873 We'll definitely have a good case for telling Amazon their product descriptions were inaccurate. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2874 Oh, You're gaining on me, You're gonna catch me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2875 Would you like to change the tool? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2876 I know seems like I'm really shoveling it, but trust me, you'll grow into it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2877 We should switch shovels, Shorty. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2878 Perception's a bitch. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2879 'Any does have any chalk? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2880 There are no shortcuts in life son 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2881 Thanks, son, but you know that Daddy waits all year to enjoy artisanal snow removal. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2882 It's not the size of your shovel, son, it's how far you throw your snow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2883 Nice job Dad--you can have my marshmallow when we take a break for cocoa. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2884 I still swear the private sector is more efficient. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2885 Bigger isn't better! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2886 Well, she can't spank me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2887 Well done, dear. Looks like all that CrossFit is really paying off. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2888 Sensing delusion, Ralph ignores the ghome and continues his sisyphean task. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2889 My wife told me I have to start paying more attention to detail. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2890 Hun, are you done shoveling? The snowcones are almost ready. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2891 Not until I can use my right arm. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2892 Misguided shovel ready workers fall for snow job! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2893 Haven't you heard of the butterfly effect? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2894 It isn't all about size! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2895 Your mom was right. Size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2896 Your birthday wishes are getting more and more unsettling. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2897 It's not the size of the shovel, it's the motion of the frozen ocean 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2898 Need I remind you? This is the least of our mismatches! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2899 i have shovel envy :) 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2900 What? I got it from McDonalds! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2901 It's not the yellow brick road! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2902 If you were older I would say you were compensating. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2903 Why do you always do things the hard way? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2904 I have reached the point where I can no longer see the forest from the trees much less the snow from the sky. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2905 How were you able to purchase a land mine? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2906 But, all these years... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2907 Bernie warned me of this type of inequality 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2908 For the last time, put that giant spatula away, grab a trowel, and help me clear the sidewalk! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2909 It's called metaphorical shoveling. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2910 The optics appear indefensible; but a bet is a bet Mother. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2911 This better be the last of it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2912 I keep telling you: Size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2913 Well, I call dibs on the hot chocolate, then. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2914 Too big too late! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2915 I am demonstrating that, if you work hard, someday you will be a 1%'er too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2916 My what a big shovel you have...and mine is too small...Mom's should be just the right size to finish...let's go in, game starts in 15 minutes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2917 Your sister stayed on the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2918 It's called "Seniority" son, stop complaining. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2919 No you idiot, you gotta use a little gold spoon. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2920 Since when does Santa allow moonlighting? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2921 Size does matter! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2922 Like most people I've learned to do things the hard way while missing the much easier way. Which is often staring us in the face. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2923 Do you think maybe keep yours in place where it's a little easier to find next time? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2924 The Democrates have already dug us a path to Hell! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2925 Your mom makes way too much mashed potato. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2926 Come on, son, let's play 'Shawshank Redemption.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2927 It was at this moment that Mr. Royce Bonner Sr. realized that taking away Jr.’s X-Box was not the best of ideas. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2928 Dad, that's the shovel I play with at the beach for digging in the sand. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2929 You said "help me chip away at this". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2930 I'm ready to move to Africa. #ImmigrantsUnite 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2931 Don't take your barrier to advancement out on me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2932 Don't get me started with what happens when we go for hot dogs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2933 Just don't bathe for a week 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2934 What? And give up snow business? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2935 Mom wants you to come in for your hors d'oeuvres. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2936 What do you mean, it was up on the shelf? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2937 It's all in the legs, Marge! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2938 Timmy, your mother and I have already explained our switch to small-batch snow shoveling. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2939 Stop whining, start shoveling. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2940 trade you 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2941 Looks like your patent application did not go through either. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2942 A little shoveling does the body good. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2943 What's wrong with snowmen, exactly? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2944 I'm sorry I said I thought Trump had some good ideas. Now can we trade shovels? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2945 Dear, Looks great so far.Just a little more shoveling and we will be done. Way to go! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2946 Someday the once and future Winter King will come to pull the shovel out of the snow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2947 Consider it a valuable lesson. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2948 The size of the shovel is no indication of the desire in the heart. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2949 Bernie Sanders voter in a snow storm 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2950 I don't care what Mommy says. You tell her that this is the most I can lift after my massive heart attack last week. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2951 Honey, what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2952 Hey, leave your mom alone! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2953 No. It's big man with a little shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2954 It's not the size of the equipment son, it's...it's...well that's not really the point. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2955 Snow maintenance with the Bergerons. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2956 Leap year rules 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2957 For only $5 you can rent my big shovel tomorrow morning. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2958 It's Effective! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2959 Don't stop clearing the walkway, you lazy kid, your shovel is bigger than mine 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2960 If you bend your knees a little more, for leverage . . . 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2961 Oh gnome you didn't! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2962 A convenient mixup, mom. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2963 Don't worry, I make it up to you at dinner, I 'll take the bigger steak. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2964 You've got to lift with your legs. Watch me do it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2965 Most winters, I have measured out my path with coffee scoops - one at a time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2966 You're gonna need a much larger shovel to dig your way out of this one, Howard. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2967 I get it, Dad. Back in your day... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2968 that was the day I learned,... size matters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2969 I told you not to stop! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2970 Hey pal, you need to get a new perspective 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2971 You ask why? Because I'm the father. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2972 Well son, as we say say in I.T., it's the operating system, not the hardware, that makes the difference. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2973 I've just... had too much time on my hands, okay? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2974 By an inch is a cinch, by a yard is extra hard. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2975 See George size really doesn't matter 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2976 What made you think Hell would be warm? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2977 When the snow melts I want to paint the house with a toothbrush. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2978 I'm totally taking the fifth. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2979 Do you have any evidence that I swapped mine for yours? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2980 '...Let's swap wives too' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2981 The shovel shaming continued for another winter, and Wally wondered if he'd ever emerge from his father's shadow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2982 You're right, dear. My shovel works a lot better. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2983 Is this the Mr. Softie residence . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2984 Ha, we just went digital. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2985 Who ever said, size matters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2986 I told your mother I'd help out for a sec.... OK, back to you, Billy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2987 It is a Lake House and I am getting close. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2988 Harry, so how was your life going since we swapped wives? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2989 there's an obvious dick joke here, but i'm not going to tell it because you're eight and i suspect it's not, like, good parenting to give you the impression that i've spent a lot of time considering the sizes of dicks 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2990 I'm paid by the hour... so shove it, kid! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2991 Dad, why don't we just move to Siberia? 'Cause your mother enjoys her yearly program. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2992 I'm wishing it's sand. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2993 See son size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2994 Your father's no wussy! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2995 If you need anything, I'll be by the pool, in St Barts. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2996 It's a toy you'll have for life. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2997 El nino? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2998 Wanna exchange shovels? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2999 Shut up and keep shoveling. Do you think little Jesus ever complained about shoveling snow? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3000 Go screw yourself. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3001 I know your wife told you that size doesn't matter. But... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3002 See? That what you get with socialist redistribution. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3003 What did you expect? I'm for Bernie Sanders. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3004 Ready....aim.... Fire... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3005 Don't be knee deep in snow, therefore, use the sidewalk! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3006 Now--after 9 hours? Seriously? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3007 technology wins again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3008 Are you calling me a liar? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3009 IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW BIG IT IS 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3010 I triple dog dare you! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3011 hurry up Bobby! Find the Dog! BARK! BarK! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3012 Hey Dad, Mom says maybe you could use this instead of a spatula. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3013 Don't speak so softly. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3014 What do you mean I've "lost it"! I saw it in the basement! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3015 Something is just not right about this 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3016 Mommy said it was right in the garage where she said it was??? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3017 It is all about leverage! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3018 Mine is too small. Yours is too big. Come on, let's switch hats. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3019 Why didn’t I think of buying a bigger shovel? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3020 No, I can't come dig you out! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3021 This is how my father plowed snow, and this is how you will plow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3022 It's cotton candy, Bro! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3023 Even after 25 years I still like to prove to your mother that size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3024 I'm an artist, not a garage painter! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3025 I'll be shoveling snow until the another snowstorm arrived in one month! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3026 "Admit that the free market disproportionately favors those who inherit means and I'll give you the snow shovel, Gary." “Go to Hell, Linda.” The 2016 election cycle had created an increasingly hostile environment in the Johnson household. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3027 I wonder if he will be an adequate son-in-law. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3028 Are they really teaching that 'possession is 9/10's of the law' in preschool? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3029 Good job, Dad. It's not the size of the shovel, but how you use it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3030 I will trade you for that "scoop" shovel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3031 Hey big guy, at least you are working harder than a Republican. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3032 Reminds me a shovel was needed after a recent Presidential Debate. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3033 Advances in artificial intelligence oblige us to increase the demand for manual labor. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3034 Have a nice Spring! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3035 I'm not the one who left the snow blower out all night. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3036 Hard on the back; easy on the wallet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3037 Hey Dad... FEEL THE BERN! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3038 Depending on your point of view, each of us could be considered liberal or conservative. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3039 I've earned my right to lead by example. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3040 I feel like we would make better progress if we switched shovels, don't you think? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3041 Honey, I shrunk my snow shovel and grandpa. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3042 When you could'nt afford an expensive snow shovel, but Santa gave it to you for Christmas... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3043 It's just an optical illusion. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3044 Mom's great with her new snowblower. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3045 Because the snow is heavier up here, that's why. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3046 I'm glad you are helping me son! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3047 I call this the 'Bernie Sanders' strategy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3048 Now you go out and sign up three more kids to shovel; that's how you retire early. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3049 the winter gets me down! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3050 And, you thought I wasn't a feminist. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3051 symbolically,son, these last few inches are always for the man of the house. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3052 It's not so much the size as the technique. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3053 Exhausted, Phil suddenly sees potential for a lucrative product liability case. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3054 So I've shoveled the walk and you're my witness. I'm off for your mother. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3055 You can put it back now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3056 Hey Ralph, you're good at standing next to a shovel. Didn't you work for the Roads Department at one time ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3057 Bigger is not necessarily better -- it depends how you use it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3058 It was advertised as 'doing the job in half the time.' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3059 After you finish the lawn, start on the roof. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3060 That's foolish. You pick the one right tool. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3061 I don't suppose you've read Oedipus Rex? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3062 Son, are you sure you want to use the big shovel??? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3063 Size is unimportant--it's all in the technique. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3064 Four Seasons' strikes 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3065 100 bucks to give me back my shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3066 Just making a Frosty the Snow Cocktail. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3067 Forget character. You're learning a valuable lesson in strategizing expectations. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3068 Look Junior, the hours I waste shoveling the walk are my time away. What do you want? I'll give you anything - just don't let your mother know about this efficient snow removal tool! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3069 In my day I had to use the big shovel, too. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3070 Yes, son, I know 'Child is father to the man.' But if you don't give me back my shovel, I'm telling mommy! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3071 Bend at the knees, son. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3072 when I though I have it all 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3073 Dad, use this. Trump comes on in five ten minutes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3074 Your allowance is shrinking by the minute, Tom. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3075 Keep burying yourself John. You can't make snowballs until your testicles are properly frozen. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3076 After I conquer this shovel, do I get the big one Master? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3077 So where was it? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3078 See son, I told you it's not the size that matters, it's how well you use it that counts! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3079 Get used to it son. I'll always expect you to do more than me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3080 I see the cartoonist drew you the wrong size shovel, too. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3081 So... size does matter? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3082 Your mother has some explaining to do. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3083 Back in my day we hand shoveled and we like it ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3084 Son, someday when you grow up it will be important to remember that size is not everything. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3085 This doesn't make any sense! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3086 I told you, it's not what you have, it's how you use it 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3087 I got this shovel at the Republican convention. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3088 How 'bout *you* start paying *me* allowance? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3089 Good work, keep it up! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3090 Like father,like son! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3091 Your shovel dramatically captures the essence of pure winter bliss. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3092 "It's called, 'Zen Shoveling' son. Watch and learn! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3093 Have you seen Goldilocks? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3094 Well, it's easier than that escherian stairwell game... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3095 A good workman never complains of his tools. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3096 I'm part of the 99percent. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3097 Do you have to condensate for something over there? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3098 See? Manual labor is not at all like Minecraft. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3099 Compensating? No, I'm not 'compensating'. You? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3100 Yes Bobby, that's the one that gave your mother her bad back 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3101 Straight A's = small shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3102 Wanna swap? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3103 You're sure your mother's inside? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3104 You millennials and your high-tech gadgets. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3105 But Mom told me size really *does* matter 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3106 I had to win the gambling with a son and get bigger one... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3107 Don't judge a man by its cover. A little man can sometimes do more than a big man. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3108 Oh no, life's nothing but an Etcha-a-S . . . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3109 You're handling it with kid gloves. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3110 Get on the walkway dummy! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3111 Get used to it, son. We live iin Siberia." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3112 You knew going into this business venture that I was the brains and YOU were the muscle! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3113 I told you our therapist is wrong -- size does matter! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3114 It is quality, not quantity, that is the most personally satisfying. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3115 Like I say, size doesn't matter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3116 Our HOA requires paths to be sculpted, not shoveled 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3117 Whadya mean "What am I doing here"? I'm the latest conceptual art installation from the Museum of Contemporary Art. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3118 I'm willing to read today's newspaper online just this once. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3119 a big winter means big things! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3120 Scalable, schmalable. I'm paid by the hour. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3121 Its too big for the sand box . 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3122 Whew. Rob, are you sure by door-to-door the campaign manager meant from the front door to the door of the polling booth? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3123 See, it's no different than shoveling sand at the beach. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3124 It's not about size, its all about how you use it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3125 Over here, Johnney. Like this. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3126 You know what they say, Big Shovel......... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3127 Daddy, suffering independence or socialist leanings? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3128 Seriously? You've been sitting there with that shovel for the past two hours? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3129 Son, I told you to get the shovel your size... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3130 I should have gone to Costco also. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3131 I'm tithing. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3132 Remember, not a word about my 'stamina' to your mother. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3133 It's time to start thinking big, dad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3134 Oh, s'now you get off the iPad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3135 I'll be done by March. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3136 No wonder my underpants felt so small lately. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3137 What do you think I,m trying to say? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3138 This is as good a time as any, and better than most, to have my second childhood. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3139 Why do I have to use the non-GMO shovel? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3140 I think I used the last of your little blue pills. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3141 Junior, this is what I mean by counter intuitive! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3142 We got a foot, or if you will, twelve inches. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3143 There's no white flag. You're still fair game sonny. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3144 Say, could I borrow your gloves? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3145 Don't give me that look I couldn't find the other shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3146 Maybe you need this for your windshield, buddy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3147 Building a wall won't make you any safer, Son, so let's trade shovels. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3148 It's all about the motion in the ocean, son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3149 I started doing this when I was your age... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3150 You should have said you didn't take iPay before you started. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3151 It's mostly the perspective! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3152 Hi Mr. Gibbs, my Dad borrowed your shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3153 paper says rain 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3154 Don't tell your mother what I've done with her spatula. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3155 Now take the big shovel away and hide it while Daddy makes the neighbors think he's insane. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3156 Let me show you. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3157 If it's the last thing I ever say, "Bigger is not better." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3158 Hey, no eight-year-old ever had a coronary doing this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3159 Doc told me to lift with my knuckles. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3160 Tell your mom I enjoy oxymorons! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3161 Base times height cubed divided by 12...it's gonna blow! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3162 Trumped again 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3163 Put your wrist into it, like this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3164 Rather than playing, you could help me shovel the walk!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3165 Jeez Edna, you never miss an opportunity to tell me mine's not big enough. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3166 Don't make any major life decisions just now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3167 Perspective, my boy! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3168 I propose we forego lengthy negotiations and swap shovels now before the snow melts. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3169 Maybe Bernie can figure it out. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3170 I know, I know you're winning in both "Poles"! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3171 I'm gonna cut you, little man. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3172 Next year I'm buying a smaller shovel! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3173 Well of course I'll tell you where you can shove the snow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3174 Again Amazon got the dimensions wrong. First the grills and now this. More one star reviews from our zip code that's for sure. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3175 I don't want to go to work today! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3176 Don't give me that Mies was wrong face. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3177 Don't out kick your coverage 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3178 I get it! I get it! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3179 Avoiding toddlers or teenagers? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3180 Are you in my way? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3181 Yes that would be easier, son. Faster, easier, more seductive. Therein lies the path to the Dark Side. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3182 We can change shovels for the driveway, okay Billy? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3183 Have you found that contact yet Marge ? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3184 Fred always believed it was 90% attitude. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3185 You know, my mother told me not to marry a man that couldn't lift a shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3186 Those rats died of plague 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3187 It might take a little longer than expected. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3188 It pains me to admit that economists who preach 'free trade makes everyone better off ' are actually on to something. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3189 sorry dude....One size fits all does not apply here 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3190 Son, one day you will understand how ironic this is. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3191 Life is hard and don't you ever forget it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3192 Hey, do you think your boots feel a little small? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3193 Thank you for your help. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3194 I gave up walking for lent. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3195 Do your parents still not let you trade ? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3196 Sometimes you frighten me, son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3197 I do hope that you appreciate the value of my efforts at providing a direction for your future occupational endeavors... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3198 Let's make a deal: We swap shovels and the hot chocolate servings mom is preparing for each of us. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3199 Sorry, I need you to do the heavy lifting. I'm low energy and I'm weak on immigration. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3200 Earn this, son... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3201 Would you please tell your bearded midget to switch shovels with me, in his native language? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3202 I'm a grower not a shower. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3203 "This reminds me of how I save money for you for college". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3204 The evidence of adultery was clear from the beginning. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3205 I see this job as a stepping stone... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3206 YOU said tuition would be cheaper if we moved here so keep moving it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3207 Tell Harvey to mind his own business. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3208 I just figured since you wanted the bigger closet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3209 I know you're trying to be a man, but son I think it's better if we just switch shovels. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3210 After this let's go to Hooters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3211 OK, OK, I get it! But at least you can fly coach! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3212 Oh no!! the snow is going to break through my house and will avalanche on me come on Rober the Claus 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3213 I said I'm big enough to help with the Snowman, not I'm big enough to help with the snow man! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3214 I think i've earned a Klondike bar. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3215 I'll bet you were a supply sergeant in the Army. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3216 Switched at birth... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3217 I haven't seen this much snow since Clapton in '75. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3218 As big as it is, you'll find it's useless if you don't know how to operate it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3219 Hey Stan, need a little help? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3220 You can do it-- put a little muscle to it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3221 You've never heard of forced perspective? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3222 Apparently, if you look at us through a pinhole, we're doing fine. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3223 I'm demanding the big shovel in our divorce settlement, Mildred. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3224 Son, put the shovel down! I need to give you a key memory for your later adolescent rejection of me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3225 It's not the size of the shovel, it how you move your hips. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3226 I hope there's no snow in Hell. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3227 Thanks son, but it's either this or sleep in the dog house. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3228 Someday you'll get to use the big shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3229 The snow shovel would get it done more quickly, but with the hand shovel I'm closer to God. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3230 Next time the snow shoes. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3231 You're gonna need a smaller shovel" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3232 You must be salary, I'm paid for the hours. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3233 Speak softly, and carry a big shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3234 Never mind what mom says, it’s not the size that counts. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3235 Oh my, I'm using Bernie's shovel and I do "Feel the Bern." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3236 Sorry, this is more exercise. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3237 ... and in high heels, too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3238 Just developing my street cred, folks! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3239 You're overcompensating. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3240 Which way's up? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3241 I prefer aerobic exercise to weightlifting. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3242 Well, if you don't think it's fair, you should've corrected grandma when she called you the big man of the house now. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3243 Grandpa wants to know if you would like a cup of hot Coco? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3244 I'm not moving until we have a little more parity and..... you can put MY shovel back in the sandbox where you got it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3245 I'll be back soon. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3246 Once Mommy finds her newspaper, she'll unfreeze Billy's hands. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3247 I hope the readers can put things in the right perspective 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3248 We haven't had a lil'easter this bad since I was your age. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3249 Wax on, wax off, wifeyson! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3250 Meanwhile in Canada... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3251 Don't tell your mother. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3252 Your not much help! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3253 i'm running to the store to get a smaller shovel, lol. forgot you were tiny 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3254 It was at that moment Herbert was glad he had bought the insurance on his cell phone. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3255 Maybe when you're through shoveling the lawn, you can mow the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3256 All shovel. No action. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3257 It may be small, but I know what to do with it and the wife's just happy I can go so fast! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3258 Short man. Tall Shovel 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3259 Arm wrestling to decide who gets to use the 'big boy' shovel is fun isn't it, Danny? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3260 What? Lady, my name's Melvin, not Sisyphus. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3261 I told you, my son, size doesn't matter 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3262 Don't let them see you take a break, son. We get paid by the hour. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3263 You told me that size doesn't count for everything. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3264 It's shovel full, not mindful. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3265 You see, there's an inverse correlation between the size of the shovel and the amount of character built. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3266 I'm a pollster looking for angry voters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3267 Mr. Hitchcock and his gnome enjoyed the changing seasons. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3268 There must be better ways to narrow the gender achievement gap. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3269 Your find in life Son the Devil is in the detail 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3270 I'll bet Smith's shovel is juuuuuuuust right. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3271 It's the city drones, Charlie! Shovel faster before we get fined! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3272 I told you we should have picked up the milk and eggs yesterday. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3273 Get on the path, son, use the path! Do you think I have all day? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3274 You'll learn as you get older. It's not the size, it's the motion. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3275 Sorry I mentioned we switch tools, Napoleon. Carry on! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3276 Your allowance just became non-non-negotiable. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3277 Tell your mother I am on my way to work. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3278 Beat me again. What's your secret? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3279 Size does not matter if you have LOWBANDWITH. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3280 I think there's a mix-up here... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3281 Yeah, with all the Global Warming talk I thought it was a smart buy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3282 So, does size matter? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3283 Now you can see for yourself how important it is to eat your vegetables. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3284 I lost a bet, what's your excuse? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3285 Son, it's all about doing more with less. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3286 Hey neighbor - say hello to my 3D printer... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3287 I did not belittle you 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3288 My wife says size doesn't matter. (Note to editor: sorry in advance) 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3289 Smell the air! How great for the environment that we got rid of that gas guzzling snow blower! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3290 The Slow Movement doesn't take a snow day, son. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3291 Son, it's not the size that matters. It's the way you use it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3292 Son, you do it like this. . . 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3293 When we're done, you can have a little hot chocolate, and I'll have a big scotch. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3294 Where's Casey Neistat when you need a laugh !!!!!!!!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3295 Weather permitting the right one's ineffectual on the main path. . . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3296 Wow look at that cloud! Wow look at that bed head! Wow look at that coffee stain! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3297 Why not an upgrade 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3298 $100.00 and not a penny less. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3299 Your mom doesn't want me to vote for Bernie. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3300 Finish shoveling the grass but don't get any snow on the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3301 The New Yorker cartoonists aren't putting much thought into it anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3302 Shovel-off! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3303 I'm trying to fulfill my duty as your parent to demonstrate a cliché-laden metaphoric life lesson about the virtues of hard work, perseverance and overcoming obstacles; could you just let me? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3304 Put it on the spin cycle and use a hammer to pry loose the porch. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3305 Norm realized smaller does mean better! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3306 Are you sure it isn't a snow day? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3307 Son - your mother just told us to shovel the sidewalk. She did not specify how quickly she would like us to complete the task. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3308 I would ask but I think I already know the answer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3309 Hey, kid! I hope you know that yours won't be that big forever! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3310 Had enough, big shot? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3311 Son, when you grow up you will learn that effectiveness is not the same as efficiency. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3312 It's Shovel Time! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3313 Great, now we're an idiom. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3314 c'mon, Ma...cigarette break's over 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3315 Think we should swap shovels ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3316 Don't worry - your little sister is coming soon with the bulldozer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3317 I'll trade you this spoon and a Happy Meal, for the shovel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3318 You won't be afraid of clowns anymore after we build a healthy fear of hypothermia. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3319 Thank you, no. I'm been doing fine with my silicone spatula and timely shots of non-stick cooking spray. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3320 It's Silicone. You should get one. Kitchen Gadgets Online. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3321 And better yet, it runs off just two triple A batteries. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3322 Son, if anybody tease you with "size matter" crap, you remember this day. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3323 No bombs Grandma, snowballs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3324 Nothing is going to stop me from getting The New Yorker delivered! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0