Contest #510


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'm a congressman--obstruction is my job. 1.9130 0.09402 69 24 27 18
1 I'm what they mean when they say, 'The middle class is getting stepped on.' 1.8421 0.19138 19 8 6 5
2 Does this suit make me look flat? 1.7111 0.11291 45 21 16 8
3 When the right woman comes along, I'll know it. 1.6250 0.11666 32 15 14 3
4 I used to lie in the gutter, but then I quit drinking. 1.6176 0.13361 34 19 9 6
5 If you can meditate here, you can meditate anywhere. 1.6176 0.12676 34 18 11 5
6 Sorry for the inconvenience, I probably should have jumped from a higher window. 1.5938 0.11760 32 16 13 3
7 I've decided to take it lying down. 1.5938 0.13365 32 18 9 5
8 Anyone who steps on me is out! 1.5833 0.25990 12 8 1 3
9 Guess I should have jumped from a few floors higher. 1.5667 0.14129 30 18 7 5
10 My life has become so pedestrian. 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
11 I may have misinterpreted one of the twelve steps. 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
12 I should have jumped from a higher floor. 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
13 I'm doing a study on the indifference of man. So far you're all doing great! 1.5385 0.13846 26 15 8 3
14 Walk around. I'm occupying Wall Street. 1.5385 0.14916 26 16 6 4
15 I'm waiting for the chalk guy. 1.5385 0.14916 26 16 6 4
16 You probably know my column: Man on the Street. 1.5385 0.12686 26 14 10 2
17 Will move for food. 1.5385 0.14916 26 16 6 4
18 My therapist is right, I do let everyone walk all over me. 1.5200 0.14283 25 15 7 3
19 It's the only place that I don't get stepped on. 1.5200 0.15406 25 16 5 4
20 Brother, can you spare a pillow? 1.5200 0.13064 25 14 9 2
21 There's no chalk outline, so I'm cautiously optimistic. 1.5200 0.13064 25 14 9 2
22 I want to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep. 1.5200 0.13064 25 14 9 2
23 The truest path to enlightenment is to be the path 1.5000 0.13460 24 14 8 2
24 The city that never lets you sleep. 1.5000 0.14744 24 15 6 3
25 Yup, that's a piano, alright. 1.5000 0.17025 24 17 2 5
26 The homicide detectives went to buy chalk, I'm just filling in. 1.4783 0.13873 23 14 7 2
27 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the concrete. 1.4783 0.15232 23 15 5 3
28 I'm trying to understand The Cloud. 1.4783 0.16478 23 16 3 4
29 That cloud look like a bear to you? 1.4783 0.13873 23 14 7 2
30 Life can be so pedestrian. 1.4783 0.16478 23 16 3 4
31 Yes, I've decided to take this lying down. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
32 I see this job as a stepping stone... 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
33 Because I hit my 10,000 steps goal for today, THAT'S why. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
34 Am I the only one here for the flash mob? 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
35 If it weren't for the Brooks Brothers suit you'd call me homeless. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
36 And I just said 'You know what? I AM going to take this lying down.' 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
37 Next time I jump, I'll use a higher floor. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
38 As Airbnbs go, I've had worse. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
39 My chiropractor is on vacation. 1.4444 0.12052 18 10 8 0
40 I wanted to find out what it feels like to be an obstructionist Congress. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
41 OK, Now I'm ready to do my back 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
42 I guess it gives new meaning to the term "meeting people from all walks of life" 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
43 'I've fallen and I can't get up' doesn't seem to work anymore. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
44 I'm doing my thesis on human empathy and compassion in 2016. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
45 I'm testing the Ted Cruz theory of "New York Values". 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
46 I thought this was the trust exercise. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
47 A little more to the left... That's it! 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
48 This was much more enjoyable during sundress season. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
49 Why go all the way to the office when people can walk all over me right here. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
50 this looked a lot more private when i booked it 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
51 Google maps said this was my therapist's office. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
52 I see late people 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
53 From this perspective, I can see Uranus. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
54 I've decided to crowdsource my therapy. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
55 Worst Airbnb ever. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
56 You would not believe what I pay for this place. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
57 Only 466 days till Star Wars 8! 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
58 Your fly's open. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
59 Almost time for my Masochists Anonymous meeting 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
60 You should take time to stop and smell the concrete. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
61 Ooh, there's one that looks like a big fluffy bunny! 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
62 Just soaking up the gravitational waves. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
63 No, I'm alright guys. No need to stop and help me. I'm good thanks. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
64 I'm just a Republican senator doing my job. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
65 You're right. It's a bird. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
66 I've already worked my way up from punching bag. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
67 I'm fine thanks. Just trying to see what my interns feel like. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
68 Thank you for noticing. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
69 Sir, your zipper is open. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
70 My hotel doesn't allow early check-in. 1.4211 0.11637 19 11 8 0
71 Bravo! You're all passing The Apathy Test with flying colors--except for the dog. He looked back in concern. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
72 A defibrillator would feel pretty sweet right now. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
73 The sign said 'No Standing'. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
74 Seriously, only the dog cares? 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
75 If you are in a hurry, don't walk past the philosophy school. 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
76 Sometimes it's just good to stop and smell the aggravation. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
77 I've decided to lay low for a while 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
78 My ex-wife puts you all to shame. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
79 Walk over me all you want. At least I'm not a push over anymore. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
80 Think globally, obstruct locally. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
81 Whoever said eating turkey at lunch would make you tired was RIGHT 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
82 Have a nice rat race. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
83 I'm looking for a new position. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
84 Feel the gravity waves, people. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
85 My sleep number is ten. 1.3889 0.18327 18 14 1 3
86 This is how I met my first wife. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
87 Just another day with my ass on the line. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
88 Matt. What's your name? 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
89 Ahhhh, back to my old stomping ground. 1.3889 0.18327 18 14 1 3
90 Sometimes you just got to stop and smell the public. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
91 I think they gave me decaf. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
92 Whatever happened to the miniskirt? 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
93 I'm a compulsive lier. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
94 Where in the world are all you people going? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
95 I'll show YOU man-spreading! 1.3750 0.20156 16 13 0 3
96 Welcome... welcome... welcome... welcome... welcome... 1.3750 0.20156 16 13 0 3
97 It's just like a massage, but free. 1.3750 0.12500 16 10 6 0
98 ... I've looked at clouds from both sides now ... 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
99 Hey you, you stepped on a crack. 1.3750 0.20156 16 13 0 3
100 Man... place sure has changed since I was a kid. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
101 Oh, look, another bunny! 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
102 Come on guys, join me. This is called a flash nap! 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
103 And that's one giant step for a kind man! 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
104 I could use a pick me up. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
105 Seriously, Dave, brown shoes with black pants? 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
106 89, 90, 91... 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
107 I’m one of those people that can fall asleep anywhere. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
108 This is the last time I'll use Airbnb. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
109 Seems like no one wants to interview the man in the street anymore. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
110 Why do people think they can walk all over me? 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
111 My symptoms indicate I have just experienced a sudden attack of ease. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
112 Just confirming a theory about New Yorkers 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
113 It's a stay-cation. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
114 I want to know how my clients feel. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
115 I guess I should have jumped from a higher floor. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
116 Maybe my shrink's right, I am too comfortable letting people walk all over me. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
117 The sign says no parking or standing! 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
118 Actually I can take it lying down! 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
119 According to my GPS, this is my bedroom. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
120 Whoa, both parents are back on the nest. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
121 My mother-in-law arrives today - this is how I warm up. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
122 Can you believe I used to pay a massage therapist to do this same thing? 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
123 They told me it was a walk-on role. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
124 Help! I've fallen off the corporate ladder. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
125 I used to be like you, living the vertical life... 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
126 My editor wants a 'man on the street' piece. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
127 And when he grew up, Flat Stanley took an entry-level position on Wall Street. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
128 Strangely, I get stepped on less frequently here than in the office. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
129 Turns out my sleep number is 5th Avenue. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
130 Performance artist Larry Gomez in his latest masterpiece: "The Artist Is Pavement." 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
131 Hey, buddy! Better check the fly! 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
132 Slack Lives Matter. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
133 Jerry developed his own unique way to celebrate Passover. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
134 I'm only recently homeless. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
135 Have you been hurt in an accident?...Have you been hurt in an accident?....Have you been hurt in.... 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
136 Anybody got some chalk? 1.3529 0.19061 17 14 0 3
137 Been down so long, it looks like up to me. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
138 "Alas, a doormat with no door". 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
139 How often do you find a chalk outline that's a perfect fit? 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
140 "You're right. It does look like a bunny rabbit. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
141 It was cheaper than Airbnb. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
142 I'd move but I'm stuck on some gum. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
143 Acme Doormats are hiring but they said I need experience. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
144 Just doing my part to keep Portland weird. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
145 I feel like life is passing me by. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
146 No, I'm with CSI. We ran out of chalk. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
147 I've decided to suspend my campaign. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
148 And there's a cloud that looks just like my psychiatrist. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
149 Ow! 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
150 Anything's possible with the right perspective. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
151 My performance evaluation says I need to know what it feels like to have people walk all over me. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
152 I thought it would be like Hollywood Squares but instead it is like being homeless. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
153 Blue skies, nothing but blue skies do I see, and some gum. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
154 Sure, it looks easy but I worked my way up from the gutter. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
155 According to Google maps, this is Easy Street. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
156 My psychiatrist told me my perspective was all wrong. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
157 I'm Jeb Bush and I'm running for President. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
158 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the gum. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
159 Hey, they were right. You're the same people I met on the way up. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
160 you're right; it really does look like the opposite of ants from here. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
161 Sir, your nostrils are breathtaking. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
162 I never remember Lubbock being this fast paced. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
163 You're the first to ask. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
164 I COULDN'T THINK OF A CAPTION EITHER... 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
165 Ah yes, a little lower please 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
166 I should have asked more questions about your 12 step program. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
167 It's just over three blocks and my dead body... 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
168 Watch it—I'm layin' here! 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
169 At least the doggie took notice. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
170 I attempted the three martini lunch. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
171 Hi, I'm Jay Rogowski, I'm running for Congress from the 3rd District! 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
172 Believe it or not, folks, ten minutes ago I was a lot like you... 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
173 And now political commentary from our man on the street; George? 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
174 I'm holding this spot. It's where I pass out on St. Patrick's Day. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
175 I really DON’T know clouds at all. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
176 We cut back on chalk in the last police budget. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
177 If you give me your vote, I promise to get out of the way. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
178 I've fallen and I've chosen not to get up. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
179 Keep walking. Nothing to see here 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
180 And then I thought, I really don't know clouds at all 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
181 I'm not in the way, I'm ON the way. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
182 Excuse my white privilege. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
183 I'm running for Vice President. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
184 Best damned brownies I've ever had! 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
185 Staycations are overrated. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
186 It's fairly relaxing, expect for the occasional kilt-wearer. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
187 Sometimes I feel like everybody just walks all over me. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
188 Tonight, I am suspending my campaign. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
189 On reflection Jack realised you can overdose on Zen stress management 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
190 What!!!, nobody is wearing a skirt today. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
191 Coffee hasn't kicked in yet. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
192 "I am not a pervert. This is a social experiment. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
193 Ok, I'll talk the talk while you guys walk the walk. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
194 I don't do this professionally, I'm only a walk on. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
195 I got promoted from doormat. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
196 I'm down but not out. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
197 I thought I'd enjoy living closer to work. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
198 This isn't as relaxing as I had imagined. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
199 I will take this lying down. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
200 Welcome. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
201 Things were going pretty well until that guy wearing the kilt. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
202 If he doesn't jump soon, I'm leaving. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
203 When choosing my motto, 'DON'T tread on me' just seemed too exclusionary. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
204 Well, my relator did say there were skyline views. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
205 I decided to stop moping, get off the couch and among people. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
206 Just protecting my mom's crack. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
207 I never realized just how many people step in gum. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
208 Thank you for respecting my personal space. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
209 Mom named me Matt and it just kinda' stuck. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
210 That one looks like a duck. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
211 When you're treated like a doormat at home, sometimes you need a change of scene. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
212 Go ahead, everyone else does. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
213 Don't tread on me, I'm from New Hampshire. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
214 This would be less embarrassing if the fall had killed me. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
215 Just taking things lying down today, folks. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
216 My doctor said I need to get in 10,000 steps a day. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
217 My wife says this is what I do best. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
218 Sir, the flash mob was last Thursday. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
219 Well doc, the hallucinations are getting better but that mysterious pain in my back is getting worse. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
220 Ooh, and that cloud looks like a commodities trader! 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
221 Central location, spacious bedroom, 3,000 per month 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
222 I guess the world's not ready for a lie-down comedian. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
223 Red light! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
224 And that's today's report from 'Man on the Street'. Back to you, Chuck. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
225 What's your story? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
226 You have no idea what you are missing! Try looking at things from my point of view. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
227 These 3-D police chalk drawings are really annoying. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
228 People in this city will walk all over you if you let them. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
229 I have come to the conclusion that cement is harder than asphalt. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
230 You mean Doormat for a Day isn't a real charity? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
231 I used to have a job before I realized I didn't have to go to work to get passed over, stepped on and treated like I was invisible. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
232 Excuse me! I'm lying here. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
233 The big white fluffy one looks just like an angry commuter. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
234 It’s a good thing I’m just a chalk drawing. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
235 Tonight this will still be the best spot to see the 4th of July fireworks. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
236 That was no ordinary schnitzel. 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
237 Look! The dolphin is turning into a sombrero. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
238 NYC is O.K. but I miss Denver. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
239 Can't WAIT for this to go viral. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
240 Nothing to see here folks, just another victim of the status quo 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
241 They really did pave paradise and put up a parking lot. 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
242 From here, the only way is up. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
243 I feel like I'm at a crossroads! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
244 The low road is easier, but the risk is greater. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
245 Amazing, you all look so 3D. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
246 Most other people count sheep jumping over a fence. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
247 Humans of New York. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
248 "Reminds me of the good times working on Wall Street". 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
249 I'm expecting a drone delivery. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
250 It's a sidewalk survey 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
251 Have you heard about the gravitational waves? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
252 Finally, a space in Manhattan I can afford. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
253 Look I see a rainbow. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
254 I don't remember sit-ups being so difficult. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
255 My sleep number is a sidewalk. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
256 People still step over the even well dressed homeless. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
257 Hi, I'm Matt! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
258 Who says Occupy Wall Street is dead? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
259 My ex-wife told me it would help me understand our divorce. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
260 I’m in training as a GOP candidate. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
261 I'm changing my perspective. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
262 It's a requirement for a degree in sales. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
263 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the Florsheims. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
264 Just like I said, People will walk all over you if you let them. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
265 This was so much nicer, when I had a back yard ! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
266 I believe I have the floor. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
267 I'm first in line for the next Apple product 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
268 It's a new posture called Upward Facing Ex-employee. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
269 It's all about perspective. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
270 I'm just checking it out down here in case I jump. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
271 Wake me up when the world is kinder 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
272 It's OK, this is part of my Middle Management Training. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
273 My personal trainer gave me a strict limit of 10,000 steps in a day. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
274 I'm good. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
275 Oh my God! Clouds look like bunnies even in New York! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
276 You're all going to look quite callous when this social experiment goes viral. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
277 And there's a cloud that looks like a bunny. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
278 I wish I hadn't worn my good suit today. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
279 So this is what the 99% feels like. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
280 It was at that moment that Craig realized how the new guy's brownies were different. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
281 I have seven more minutes on my meter. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
282 The "Occupy Easy Street Movement" speaks out. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
283 You ever wonder why some mornings you can still see the moon? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
284 I guess I should not have chosen to jump from the second floor. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
285 I haven't slept in 30 streets. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
286 My shrink told me that I needed to do a little "sole searching". 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
287 Don't you just love New York? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
288 Aren't we friends on Facebook? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
289 I am relaxed, and lying on a beach in Maui. I am relaxed, and lying on a beach in Maui... 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
290 I'm here to ask you for your vote. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
291 Have you ever stopped to just look at the clouds? I mean, REALLY looked? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
292 Has anybody seen me lately? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
293 A bit more to the left please. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
294 My sleep number is 46th and Seventh. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
295 That cloud looks like a guy who just got fired. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
296 I'm used to it 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
297 I read that sitting too much is bad for your health. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
298 No, not in the Originalist sense. I literally mean don't tread on me. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
299 Incredibly, our first contact with a perpendicular universe goes unnoticed. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
300 These cartoons just get worse and worse. How we miss your prior generation of cartoonists! 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
301 You're all so pedestrian. 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
302 Urban yoga. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
303 These chalk outlines are more detailed than I remember. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
304 Wingtips? With that suit? Get it together, bozo! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
305 I love relaxing in Times Square! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
306 This reminds me of my last marriage. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
307 I'm taking a microvacation. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
308 I lost 200 pounds and I ate bread every day! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
309 Iiiiiiiiii love a parAAAAAAAde! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
310 If you really concentrate you can relax anywhere. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
311 Wait! You haven't heard of Occupy Wall Street: The Sequel? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
312 We're testing pedestrian speed bumps. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
313 Ever notice how inconvenienced people look from below? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
314 I’d have to say . . . things are looking up! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
315 My friends call me Trip. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
316 It's still less crowded than Miami Beach. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
317 I love New York. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
318 Don't break your mother's back! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
319 "Stand closer to the window," she said. "What could possibly go wrong?" she said. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
320 Does that fluffy cloud look like a bunny to you? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
321 I'm just waiting for the next big thing. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
322 Will someone be good enough to turn me parallel to traffic. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
323 This is the only place I get coverage on my network. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
324 Not my best Airbnb experience. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
325 Step 1: Imagine myself on a Caribbean beach... 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
326 I wonder, what would life be like without metaphors? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
327 Sometimes you gotta just stop and smell the desperation 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
328 On the bright side, at least I'm not under a bus. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
329 At least it's not raining. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
330 This is the best I can do for this neighborhood. It’s going to be hard to find something in your price range that has walls. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
331 The SEC decided that my punishment for stealing billions from pension funds was to jump from a first floor window. Ahhhh, Wall Street. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
332 At last I have overcome my agoraphobia. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
333 Just another hurdle on your way to the top, pal. 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
334 Horizontal is the new vertical. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
335 Nothing to see here, folks. Keep moving. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
336 Help, I’m a presidential candidate, I’ve fallen to a new low, and I can't get up. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
337 Chalk art meets the Upper East Side 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
338 I quickly learned not to wear my Red Sox jersey. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
339 I told my shrink I feel invisible to people and he didn't believe me. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
340 I'd know those legs anywhere 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
341 I hope the crowds abate before the meteor shower begins. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
342 It helps me remember why I quit my last job. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
343 I love people watching. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
344 And now over to Chuck for more coverage of the situation on the ground 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
345 That's right, just ignore me, everybody else does. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
346 I am suspending my campaign 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
347 Life is a beach ain't it. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
348 I'm filibustering until November. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
349 I've making the most out of being downsized. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
350 Just wanted to know what it feels like to be the economy. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
351 Nostral hair removal device salesman finds business looking up. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
352 I'm looking for that "man on the street" perspective. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
353 I like to call it "Occupy Flatbush Avenue." 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
354 Nice tie! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
355 Shiatsu is $150 a session... 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
356 That one looks like an airplane. Or a rabbit. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
357 Just checking the cloud for my messages 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
358 ... a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
359 Ah! Retired at last. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
360 Life passes yet I lie here unnoticed. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
361 I'm starting to think that it might have something to do with my mother. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
362 It occurred to me that I didn't have to go to work. In fact, I didn't have to do anything. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
363 So, I said, 'Literally? Literally? I'll show you literally, Marge.' 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
364 I should have stayed in bed. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
365 I knew someone would get the performance piece. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
366 Maybe a less busy sidewalk would be more relaxing..... 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
367 Don't worry about me--I'm just trying to get into shape for my mother-in-law's visit. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
368 That severance package isn't quite what I expected. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
369 She's right! She's right! Everybody does just walk all over me! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
370 Eminent domain. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
371 Have you seen the guy with the chalk? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
372 Oh, sure... "Go early," you say. "We'll beat the traffic." 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
373 Move the rook to e2. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
374 Being stepped over and walked on gets me ready for the work day. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
375 If you were class conscious, you would lay down too. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
376 No worries, just preparing for marriage. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
377 Ha! Made you look. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
378 83, 84, 85 people not asking if I'm OK, 86 . . . 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
379 I'm a sociologist. This is what I do for a living. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
380 Sometimes I just like to lie here and watch the world go by. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
381 What can I say? I'm an obstructionist. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
382 They don't call me 'speed-bump' for nothing. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
383 You're right, it is Matt. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
384 Actually this is part of my community service. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
385 I like letting people walk all over me. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
386 Ah! And that one is shaped just like a mid-level executive! 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
387 Maybe SOMEBODY will ask me if I'm ok. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
388 Up to the minute traffic and weather. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
389 I'm preparing for married life. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
390 Say, buddy, can you spare a discussion on the meaning of life? 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
391 I'm Art. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
392 Once again, Devon will be late for his weekly narcolepsy support group meeting. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
393 The Airbnb listing said "open space and down to earth". 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
394 ''Looking up at people is just like looking down on people.'' 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
395 You have gum on the bottom of your shoe. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
396 Can I interest anyone in a slightly used hoverboard? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
397 You are on Candid Camera. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
398 The chiropractor said this would help heal my mother's back. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
399 Is this what tripping the light fantastic is all about? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
400 Really, Dude. Your fly is down. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
401 Can't a guy catch a nap around here? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
402 I have a new perspective on chins, but that's about it. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
403 I finally made it--I'm on Wall Street. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
404 Did you ever look at the sky? I mean really look at it? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
405 Do you have a minute to talk about ways to improve awareness of mental health? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
406 Mind the tie. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
407 "When the going get's tough.....stop going". 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
408 I just got fired! Go ahead and finish the job. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
409 Keep moving, everybody. Nothing to see here. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
410 ... red light... green light... red light... 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
411 Boxers or briefs? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
412 I've never been so in touch with the sole of humanity! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
413 I'm your last hurdle. Long jump's around the corner. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
414 Right foot blue. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
415 Twenty four hours from now, I'll have traveled 24,901 miles without a single step. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
416 Excuse you! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
417 The benches were all taken. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
418 Intrigued? Go to 'Larry'sLifeIsCrap.com.' 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
419 This campaign is not dead. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
420 Dress for the job you want, check. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
421 New York and New Yorkers - what's not to love? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
422 From my perspective, you look pretty silly yourself. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
423 Slow down - you move too fast. You've got to make the morning last. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
424 Don't mind me, I'm in the zone 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
425 Look at it from my perspective. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
426 Community service for hedge fund managers. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
427 This is actually a promotion from my earlier position. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
428 Watch it! That's a new tie. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
429 These sidewalk chalk drawings are getting more and more realistic. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
430 Thye told me I was getting in on the ground floor 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
431 I prefer women in skirts. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
432 I reached my Fitbit goal. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
433 Ah, spring. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
434 I'm not getting much out of all this sole-searching. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
435 The key to success in this business is understanding the view from the street... 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
436 Mind the thigh gap. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
437 My new dominatrix gives homework. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
438 Buddy can you spare a couple bucks? I am flat-on-my-back broke." 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
439 Google Earth, here I come. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
440 I wish Donald would stop shooting people on Fifth Avenune 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
441 Weed, coke? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
442 From my point of view things are looking up. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
443 Sorry, I'm just so sick of Starbucks. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
444 Sure, act like I'm not here. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
445 Less hassle than going to the beach! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
446 Sometimes you just need an attitude adjustment. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
447 As a candidate, I just want to learn what life on the streets is all about. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
448 In real estate location, location, location: In life perspective, perspective, perspective. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
449 As I suspected, it's no different than the office. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
450 First: Get a foot in the door, Second: Step over someone. Third: It's lonely at the top. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
451 You know, I could do this all day, if there were some point to it. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
452 I've had it with backstabbers. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
453 This is where the sidewalk ends for me. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
454 This is what is known as "down on your luck!" 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
455 Hey Jack, be nimble! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
456 Lately I've been feeling that life is so pedestrian. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
457 I'm admiring Einstein's gravitational waves as they stretch and compress space. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
458 Another step for mankind! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
459 New York Fashion Week: Loafers back in style 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
460 Thanks for asking! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
461 Ignore me if you will, but if you step on a crack, you KNOW what will happen! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
462 Sorry, just need some "me" time. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
463 My wife's right! I DO let people walk all over me. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
464 Well, as it turns out, I AM going to take this lying down. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
465 Are you interested in an exciting ground floor opportunity? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
466 It cuts my commute but it's hard to sleep in. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
467 Occupy Main Street 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
468 Don't mind me, I'm just trying to see Uranus. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
469 I used to count sheep. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
470 She's right. I do let people walk all over me. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
471 The hustle and bustle of the big city was really getting Tom down. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
472 Good morning sir, I'm doing an informal man -on -the street interview. How's it going? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
473 You're welcome. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
474 I'm getting a new perspective on life. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
475 Tough way to earn street cred. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
476 Thanks for moving the dog along. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
477 This is not what I imagined when they said I'd be working under people. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
478 That cloud looks like a pedestrian. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
479 " WHO SAID PERVERT ' !! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
480 He seems really intent on breaking his mother's back. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
481 Wall Street visits Main Street. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
482 Department of Public Works. Foot traffic survey. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
483 I'm starting to see things from a different point of view. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
484 And that cloud looks like an angry pedestrian! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
485 So this is what being one of my employees feels like. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
486 Anybody for a game of tick tack toe? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
487 I've fallen, but don't worry, I can get up. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
488 I got tired of just being a doormat. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
489 I think I'm going to like it here. The skyscrapers are amazing and everyone minds his own business. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
490 Are all you people really short? Or is it just that my perspective has changed? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
491 'With cat-like tread' my ass. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
492 I'm occupying Main Street. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
493 My wife left me for a banker. And I'm a banker. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
494 "City sidewalk, busy sidewalks." If only Bing could hear me now! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
495 I'm still alive and well. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
496 Sorry, but Wall Street was occupied. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
497 Like my wife keeps telling me I let people walk all over me. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
498 Vote for me and I'll stop doing this. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
499 They call me "old fashioned," but I know a thing or two about Street Level Marketing. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
500 I find it less painful than occupying the street. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
501 I gave up walking for lent. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
502 Life used to be so ... pedestrian. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
503 It's called a staycation, pal. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
504 Wall Street christens Walk of Fame. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
505 Doctor's orders, I'm resting my back. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
506 Nicholas wanted to be absolutely certain his mother's back would break. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
507 Location. Location. Location. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
508 Finally, I have a different perspective on life. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
509 Yes, obstructionist! Get over it! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
510 Angel hair and ice cream castles my ass! Those are chem trails! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
511 I'm down now, but things are looking up. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
512 Sometimes it's nice to exercise my white male privilege. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
513 It's getting increasingly more difficult to stop and smell the roses. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
514 Earlier I saw a Ryan's belt! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
515 Rodney Dangerfield's grave. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
516 If I even save one mother's back, it's worth it. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
517 I thought this city never sleeps. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
518 Hello, I'm Matt. Welcome. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
519 You losers never heard of eminent domain? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
520 I see skies of blue, And clouds of white. The bright blessed day, The dark sacred night. And I think to myself, What a wonderful world. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
521 I'm kind of hoping the right girl will just fall into my lap 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
522 From here, I can see Uranus. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
523 It was Jim's off-season workouts that set him apart from the other yes-men. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
524 It's an entirely new angle I like to call, "giving up." 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
525 I've fallen from the 30th floor and now I can't get up. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
526 Consider this a grammar lesson. I like to 'lie' on the sidewalk, so I 'lay' myself down on it. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
527 Will do sit-ups for food. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
528 I was like you once. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
529 Concrete evidence is what they want—concrete evidence is what they'll get. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
530 crepe...........leather............rubber... 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
531 Point of order. I believe I have the floor. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
532 I just needed a new perspective. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
533 Why, oh why, does life seem to keep passing me by? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
534 I ran out of vacation days. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
535 Don't worry, I've stopped the bleeding on my neck. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
536 In my job you meet people from all walks of life. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
537 I'm just the average man on the street 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
538 This form of passive-resistance, I predict, will one day soon end the torment of the cruel sit-up. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
539 I can't take another step until my Fitbit is finished charging 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
540 What's the point? They'll never choose my caption. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
541 I changed my mind. I AM going to take things lying down. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
542 Watch where you're stepping mister. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
543 Let everyone else spring forward, I'm sleeping in. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
544 I outsourced my bootstraps! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
545 I don't know why, but people just seem to avoid me. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
546 Im learning to relax, step-by-step. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
547 Anyone else notice how the clouds look like Trump's hair in a windstorm? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
548 How to be invisible in NYC. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
549 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
550 It's just nice to be connecting with people. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
551 To relax I like to people watch. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
552 The white noise helps me sleep. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
553 10,000 steps reached today and not an inch more. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
554 To understand the hurdle, become the hurdle. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
555 I'll be darned. It is glass. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
556 I'm a speed chump. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
557 You just don't get this view of the streetlights out in the country. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
558 Now it's starting to look like a bunny. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
559 This is ground control to Major Tom. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
560 A few more minutes and I'll have my 5,000 steps for the day. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
561 Unbelievable! Waiting to be cuffed here at my bank since 2008. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
562 Living off the grid is looking more appealing every day. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
563 When asked for his opinion on the new sidewalk, Wyatt quipped, “Not sure yet–let me sleep on it.” 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
564 My wife says I let people walk all over me...do you think that's true? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
565 I reverse engineered my Fitbit. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
566 Management sensitivity training 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
567 Sometimes I get the feeling that the notion that we are all one, born of stardust in exploding stars billions of years ago, is just lost on people. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
568 Hi, I'm flat Stanley's father, please take me on your next adventure! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
569 Greg became a little too comfortable people watching... 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
570 This is how it must feel to be Jeb Bush at a Trump rally ! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
571 Larry's always underfoot. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
572 So, THIS is the view from the bottom. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
573 Kicking off your project on a crowdfunding site is far from guaranteed. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
574 Since I quit boxing, there's an emptiness in my life. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
575 I've decided to fulfill my life long dream of just not caring. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
576 Sure, I could go to work. Or, I could just lay here and unlock my full potential. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
577 Next stop, the gutter... 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
578 Usually I let my boss do this, but he’s out of town. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
579 Try being walked on by another man's shoes. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
580 "I'm so popular, I could sleep on the sidewalk on 5th avenue and not lose a single vote." Donald Trump 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
581 I'm preparing for a career in politics. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
582 And that cloud looks like a shoeprint too! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
583 My boss said I let people walk all over me... he was right! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
584 Only in New York would anyone think this funny. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
585 You're always yelling "don't let people walk all over you" actually it feels pretty good!!! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
586 At the beach I like to imagine myself on a crowded street somewhere. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
587 My psychiatrist said I'm a human door mat, but I consider myself more of a speed bump. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
588 I should have taken the 30 days instead of opting for "community service. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
589 I used to pay someone to do this. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
590 From this angle I can see Uranus! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
591 Occupy Wall Street was never like this. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
592 Now I know what Cam Newton felt like in Super Bowl 50 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
593 Afternoon mindfulness session 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
594 I was warned if I entered politics I would be walked all over. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
595 I might try Grand Central next. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
596 She said I'll never know what it's like to have people walk all over me. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
597 My therapist said I should find a way to meet new people. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
598 I bring the trip and fall business to me. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
599 It's a good way to feel the pulse of the city 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
600 Thank goodness the pooch used the streetlamp.... 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
601 I guess I am going to take this lying down after all. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
602 A societal outlier indeed, and proud of it! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
603 I may have misunderstood what the 'floor monitor ' position meant! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
604 They told me I'd be getting in on the ground floor. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
605 Choosing to stay in the moment, Jeffrey still had to be aware of pigeons overhead. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
606 Street Twister anyone? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
607 Bob recalls a conversation with his broker about a year earlier... "Commodities, Bob - That's where you should be, commodities! Oil can't possibly go any lower than it is now! Let's get you in on the ground floor, while you still can!" 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
608 I can peer deeply into the soles of men 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
609 I love the feel of concrete in springtime 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
610 I forgive you, I forgive you, I forgive you... 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
611 Tread on me. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
612 Last puddle before the office; you're good now boss! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
613 I'm not feeling at all sleepy, so could you send the REAL sheep back? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
614 In a New York state of mind. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
615 I'm protesting the Supreme Court nomination....whoever it is. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
616 Sometimes you've got to just stop and smell the toes. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
617 I'll tell you one thing. I'll never use airbnb again. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
618 This allows the drone to capture my best features. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
619 Ironically, my name is Matt. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
620 Stop that man--he stole my pillow! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
621 My wife complains that I take things lying down. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
622 Y’ever have a day where you simply can’t be bothered to do even the teeniest goddamn thing? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
623 If they're going to walk all over me I may as well take it lying down. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
624 The next one in the circle has to flap his arms and twirl. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
625 I think I have the floor. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
626 I actually have no problem taking this lying down. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
627 My doctor told me to relax between meetings 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
628 Come on, think of your mother's back! 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
629 Everybody's walking on me I can't hear a word they're saying... 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
630 I take manspreading to a whole new level. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
631 Step two will be biting their ankles. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
632 No one else sees a white horse? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
633 I'm thinking concretely. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
634 Its my latest performance art, I call it "Republican Obstructionism". 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
635 I've a feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
636 What's the rush? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
637 I'm comfortable working from the ground up 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
638 Instead of just drawing a crude outline of the victims body, the detective on this case really displayed some talent. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
639 One of these days these boots gonna walk all over me 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
640 Not a care in the world...except stilettos. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
641 Please tread lightly," the man murmured softly, "this was a terrible day to have forgotten my jock strap at home. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
642 Today, Kevin decided to act out his favorite metaphor. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
643 For years I stepped all over people. It's time to give something back. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
644 Step on a crack and break a rib 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
645 I'm not gonna just trust the government to watch for asteroids. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
646 Can you believe that I only paid $2 million for this spot?! I love New York. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
647 Nobody's breaking their mother's back on my watch. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
648 So this is how the little people see the world! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
649 Unbelievable napping chutzpah! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
650 I live in a perpendicular world. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
651 You're the first New Yorker to notice. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
652 If you see me laying at your feet, a man in defeat, please be discreet. Walk on by. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
653 Hey, short skirts only, pal!! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
654 My therapist said to make mindfulness a part of my daily commute. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
655 Get a room. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
656 Wait,did I take my Narcolepsy medication this morning? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
657 I just couldn't function without my 11:30 trampling. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
658 It's called sole searching! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
659 Say, you wouldn't have a pillow handy... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
660 Counting sheep just isn't enough these days 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
661 My fitness app crashed. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
662 I'm just a speed-bump on the sidewalk of life. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
663 Go ahead, my wife does it all the time. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
664 Now I know why the room rate was so cheap. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
665 Thank God for wrinkle-free fabric. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
666 Last time I demand an office with a view. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
667 It's a Zeno's paradox fetish. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
668 I am trying to find myself. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
669 My psychologist says I let everybody walk all over me, but really most people make the effort to jump over. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
670 I’m a corporate yogi. Perfected my savasana for any time, any place and anywhere. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
671 Before eminent domain, this is where my couch was. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
672 I stepped on a crack. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
673 I must stop dreaming of New York. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
674 Note to self: stop acting like a doormat. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
675 Sometimes I feel totally invisible 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
676 My wife said I was lying around the house too much, so I decided to go somewhere else. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
677 I represent the homeless. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
678 Ahhh, cheapest massage in Manhattan. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
679 Dante's 8th Circle for Fraudulent Shoe Salesmen. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
680 I could've done without the dog. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
681 Watch your step, I'm ticklish! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
682 Performance art meets NYC commuters. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
683 And that cloud looks like an enormous, angry face.... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
684 My therapist recommended I get a new perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
685 This is going to be one of those days when everyone just walks all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
686 So this is what Grandma meant by tripping the light fantastic. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
687 In training to become a speed bump. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
688 What's more repulsive? Dog poop, gum, or a car salesman? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
689 I'm no different than the rest of you, just more comfortable. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
690 Relax buddy, I'm wearing a cup. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
691 Here live the denizens of the concrete jungle. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
692 The ultimate deep tissue massage, just steps from the office. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
693 It's not the city that never naps. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
694 So this is group therapy? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
695 Does anyone have a pillow? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
696 Frankly, you should be happy we live in a country where I can do this. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
697 Staycation is really over-rated. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
698 Watching clouds float by is supposed to be relaxing. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
699 The Airbnb posting did promise a lot of natural light. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
700 They hired me to get the ground floor perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
701 My wife says I let people walk all over me. Maybe she's right. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
702 I just love to people watch. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
703 I'd like to talk to you about increasing your personal liability insurance. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
704 Hawaii is a state of mind. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
705 The corporate ladder has failed me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
706 But reverse planking has a much better view. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
707 Careful there. Careful. New tie. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
708 Don't block the box. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
709 Stargazing is more challenging during the day. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
710 This is how we caucus. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
711 David gave up texting-while-walking for Lent and needed a new way to disrupt sidewalkers. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
712 The rat race is over. I won. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
713 You know, they used to call me Flat Stanley! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
714 In my life, there's no difference between going to the office or staying home. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
715 Oh boy! Here comes a skirt! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
716 Thank you for stepping over me, thank you for ........ 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
717 My life is such a mess... by lying down in a crowded room, people can see how stressed out I am these days. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
718 My autopiloted car is stuck in traffic. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
719 Heavy sits the crown..... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
720 I told my therapist that I was not going to let people push me around anymore. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
721 "That's one large leap for mankind." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
722 I'm collecting for narcolepsy research. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
723 I know...I just let people walk all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
724 That cloud looks like a flower 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
725 My shrink says I have low self-esteem, but sometimes a nap is just a nap. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
726 My wife says I let people walk all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
727 The crazy part is I'm not even tired. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
728 I'm doing research for 'views from a doormat'. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
729 If you can get walked on here, you can get walked on anywhere. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
730 Wall Street? No, this is Fall Street. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
731 You wouldn't believe how many ladies don't wear underwear. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
732 I don't understand why my wife says I let people walk all over me... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
733 We take our obstructionism very seriously. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
734 So I said, "Ted, I'm not gonna take this lying down," but then I thought what the heck. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
735 Oh how I long for the days of short skirts and long stilettos. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
736 I won't stand for it. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
737 I don't understand why people walk all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
738 Sorry. I overshlept today. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
739 How about one of those little toe-tickles like yesterday? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
740 This is just a trust building exercise. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
741 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the toeses... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
742 The layoffs affected Carl a little differently. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
743 Ah, New York! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
744 I remember when I used to go to work. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
745 Finally--a concrete alternative to the rat race! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
746 I'll be across the street tomorrow; alternate side rules, y'know .... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
747 My astrologer thinks I need to be more grounded 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
748 I'm gaining a new perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
749 I'm rebranding myself to be a steppingstone to success. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
750 They really will walk all over you if you let them! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
751 It's only a walk-on role. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
752 Must be your New York values. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
753 I'm a middle of the roader. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
754 Street theater performance of 'Death of a Salesman" 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
755 That's right, just make believe you don't see me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
756 Instead of a "walk on the wild side," I'm taking a "while on the sidewalk." 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
757 Here we go again. Jerks interrupting my nap. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
758 They say a staycation can be just as relaxing as a week at the shore. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
759 These two dimensional street artist drawings seem so real, I actually stepped over it~! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
760 I'm street art, and would you like to purchase life insurance? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
761 Excuse me, can you tell me where M.C. Escher's office is? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
762 For a sidewalk superintendent, lying down if part of the job. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
763 Things are finally looking up for me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
764 I really expected an out of body experience to be much better than this. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
765 " If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you," .... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
766 Anyone spare a pillow? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
767 Looks like a textbook candidate for cognitive therapy. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
768 These folks are definitely NOT from Colorado. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
769 Hey. It's more fun than watching the Super Bowl. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
770 Today, I'm feeling wrinkle free. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
771 "Sure enough, things are looking up.? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
772 This is the life! I'm never going back to work at that beach again. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
773 Steven's sidewalk yoga quickly caught on in the neighborhood. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
774 Sometimes, I feel as though people treat me like a doormat. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
775 Hop Scotchman 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
776 who said the city never sleeps? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
777 He's sole searching. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
778 I guess I had more romantic notions of a ground floor opportunity. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
779 And that cloud looks like a bunny! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
780 This is my impression of Jeb Bush. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
781 I did not pick the best place to do my sit-ups. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
782 At least it's rent controlled. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
783 I use to be a stand up guy. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
784 Ed 's hypnotist is particularly effective. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
785 Quick: This man requires an immediate Heimlich Maneuver ! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
786 I've always depended on the apathy of strangers. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
787 I'm in training to be Head Corporate Doormat. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
788 I'm protesting in support of the flat tax. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
789 So it's true what they say about New Yorkers. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
790 I'm beginning to think that the assertiveness training exercises didn't work. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
791 Golden parachute, indeed. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
792 Okay. Tread on me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
793 I look straight, but my orientation has always been a flat out lie. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
794 Don't mind me. Just trying to be irrelevant. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
795 Stress Yoga 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
796 Keeping a low profile . . . . 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
797 Look...a blimp! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
798 When did sidewalk art become so lifelike? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
799 Now I get why they call it a manhole cover. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
800 Banker at Rest, street art circa 2008. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
801 Just counting sheep... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
802 Calvin regretted clicking on the link that promised "These DIY Massage Hacks Will Save You Time, Money and Stress." 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
803 This protest is not going well. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
804 You see, THIS is 'literally' letting people walk all over me. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
805 I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
806 New York, New York, it's a wonderful town.... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
807 I'm Watching Your Step. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
808 That cloud looks like a guy stepping over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
809 Method Acting for the Law and Order Victim 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
810 Yo! Now, who is the king of passive aggression? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
811 Concrete is man-made. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
812 Wrinkle resistant test kitchen 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
813 I kind of like being stepped on its just like work. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
814 You could use a spring in your step 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
815 When life gives you hurdles, become the hurdle. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
816 Here's proof that people look down their nose at me. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
817 I'm out here saving soles. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
818 Cinderella dressed in yella... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
819 Herbert always did enjoy being the center of attention. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
820 I hate to be a bother, but do any of you know CPR? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
821 Someone call life alert. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
822 Looks like he found the right 12-step program. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
823 Step on a crack, break your broker's back. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
824 I mean, the egg had to come first, right? Where else would the chicken come from? I suppose there could be a chicken floating around space somewhere but then were did THEY come from...? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
825 And there you have it, folks - urban empathy - from your man on the street.... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
826 Sure, it hurts my front, but it's great for my back. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
827 Care to voice an opinion to "your man on the street?" 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
828 Tan lines won't be a problem. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
829 Watch my junk! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
830 Don't mind me. I'm on paternity leave. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
831 Jim is anticipating that one step. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
832 I'm okay – just getting some Swedish massage for free. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
833 Things are finally looking up! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
834 I can lay in the middle of 5th Avenue and I wouldn't lose voters! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
835 Hey, I'm cloud-watching, here! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
836 Ahh to be a doormat for a day... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
837 GO AHEAD,EVERYBODY ELSE DOES. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
838 I do it to myself, I do. And that's what really hurts 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
839 I'll show her avoidance behavior. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
840 Guess I didn't have to be embarrassed about falling down. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
841 Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
842 When you wish upon a star....... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
843 This wasn't supposed to happen with my new power tie. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
844 Pedestrian down! Pedestrian down! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
845 OK, I am ready for my man-on-the-street interview. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
846 I lost my day planner. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
847 I"ve often wondered what this would be like. And now I wonder why I wondered. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
848 I can sleep anywhere. It's the getting to sleep that is the tough bit. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
849 I'm waiting for Nancy Sinatra. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
850 Careful, I've got a hernia 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
851 Step on a crack, break my back. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
852 I'm pulling together some concrete plans. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
853 I don't understand it. How can you ever get sick of this? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
854 I was told to check my privilege! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
855 My shrink said this would help me understand income inequality. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
856 If you’re coming back this way, mind grabbing me a hot dog? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
857 My therapist should have been here by now. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
858 I feel I'm at a crossroads. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
859 This is Park Avenue right? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
860 God, is there any way I can get recruited as a walk-on? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
861 You may be wondering why I've asked you all here today. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
862 Keep moving, people. It's crunch time! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
863 Tell Mankoff I'm still thinking 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
864 Don't mind me. I'm just a chalk illusion. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
865 My chiropractor is booked for the week. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
866 Typical Bankers or Banksy? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
867 People walk all over me, but I just keep looking up! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
868 Not so sure this beats counting sheep. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
869 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick , Jack jump over the Wall Street dick. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
870 When a rich man walks on people, that is not news. When people walk on a rich man, that is news. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
871 “Well, I may be a son of a bitch, but I’m LYING down, not laying.” [I would underline, bold face or italicize instead of all caps, but can't do any of them in this format.] 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
872 'I'm thinking about changing therapists.' 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
873 It's number 47 on my Bucket list. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
874 That's OK. Ignore the fact that I just fell out of a second floor window. I'm sure you all have important places to go and important places to be. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
875 Do you ever feel like you let people just walk all over you. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
876 Watch your step, mind the gap 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
877 At least it's an easy commute. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
878 That's okay, I'm used to people walking all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
879 So, when does the meditation part of this class start ? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
880 Directly above us is a cloud shaped like a duck and that must be acknowledged and appreciated by someone. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
881 It's better in summer, with the shorter skirts. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
882 Sometimes it's good to get a fresh perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
883 IKEA's SIDEWÄLKSENG bed...best part, no assembly required. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
884 The "occupy" movement loses steam. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
885 Honestly, what the hell. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
886 Not my best airbnb stay, but also not my worst. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
887 I took the afternoon off. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
888 Man, the gutter was way less stressful. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
889 Ugh! Another ripped seam! Holey soles, frayed hems, open flies - the underside of the city is not a pretty sight. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
890 Step on my tie, poke your mother's eye! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
891 It's all about knowing how to relax. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
892 Welcome to middle management.... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
893 It's OK. I've been down so long, it looks like up to me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
894 Caution! Man at Work! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
895 Lying down on the job is my job description. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
896 Hay, you're blocking my sun! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
897 It's the opposite of CrossFit. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
898 Nice guy, but he lets people walk all over him 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
899 Well, at least I'm in the New Yorker. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
900 No I don't need any help, I'm fine just as I am! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
901 Sometimes I just like to lie back and watch the world go by. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
902 Retire, turn on, tune in, drop out. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
903 'I'm thinking about getting married." 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
904 It gives me a whole new perspective on being down. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
905 I don"t mind letting people walk all over me, but it upsets my psychiatrist. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
906 Some point of views are just dirty 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
907 "My blood pressure medication did say 'Lie down immediately after taking' ". 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
908 Siesta time in Scranton 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
909 Dave added himself to the Walk of Fame. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
910 Sometimes I wish my career wasn't so pedestrian. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
911 I'm protesting protesters! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
912 I, like you, was once in a hurry. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
913 Please excuse my eminent domain request. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
914 Counting sheeple always helps me fall asleep. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
915 I AM going to take this lying down! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
916 Yes, it's a 12 step program and stay off the cracks. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
917 It's the latest rage in New Delhi! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
918 Results of test: City folks do not like to get involved. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
919 The weird part is that I made it 43 years WITHOUT stepping on a crack . 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
920 Did you ever notice how helpful New Yorkers are? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
921 Well I'll show them. I'm gonna take this lying down! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
922 And here I thought the landing would be hell. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
923 Did you ever think the world was passing you by? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
924 Little do they know, there's a grenade in my pocket. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
925 My ex-wife suggested this crowd-sourced massage idea. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
926 I just LOVE New York City. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
927 Hi Folks, welcome to our latest 'Cups of Steel' infomercial ... today we're in downtown Manhattan just sort of hanging out. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
928 Don't criticize lying down on the job until you've tried it. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
929 That settles it! Next time, no AirBnB! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
930 This cartoon is for the drones. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
931 It's just like spending time with my wife, except that I get to see many more shoes. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
932 This is a rather painful perspective! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
933 I just love the attention 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
934 You want ground game? I'll give you ground game. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
935 Don't mind me. Just trying to blend in. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
936 The Forensic Unit is bringing chalk. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
937 Two more minutes, and I'll be as good as new. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
938 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do own this sidewalk. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
939 Escher at rest. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
940 ...down on Main Street... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
941 My therapist says that I shouldn't allow people to walk all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
942 This mindful meditation thing just isn't really working for me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
943 ... and that one looks like a bunny rabbit... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
944 It is said, The secret of getting ahead is getting started. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
945 Repent for the kingdom of clod is near. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
946 Who wants to tuck me in? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
947 I just wish I remembered to wear a cup. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
948 Tired of counting sheep, Fred tries something new... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
949 New York City CPR 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
950 Brother, can you spare a Bitcoin? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
951 "Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down". 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
952 So this is what it feels like to be the Constitution of the United States. . . . 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
953 Good form and elevation—eight-point-five. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
954 Okay, who stood on the crack? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
955 And then I stopped and thought, well, why SHOULDN'T I take this lying down? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
956 All the park benches were taken. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
957 What part of "staycation" don't you get? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
958 Finally...shavasana time 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
959 Rosebud! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
960 I've looked at crowds from both sides now. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
961 So I said to her: "Who needs to pay for a fancy massage therapist?" 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
962 Step on me, and I'll squeak for you. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
963 I'm telling you guys, you're gonna wish you joined my cult when you had the chance! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
964 I prefer to judge a man when I can see up his nostrils. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
965 I just won a big contract and decided to celebrate like a tennis star. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
966 Mom,I hope you can hear me up there. Most people WOULD rather walk over something than pick it up. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
967 My vacation starts right now 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
968 The last four words I remember were my boss saying ,"You're fired" and someone else announcing, "Last call". 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
969 The cop just went back to get his chalk. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
970 It's a working vacation. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
971 It's performance art. I'm portraying the Bill of Rights in a Trump administration. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
972 Don't mind me, I'm just a sidewalk painting 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
973 Wipe Your Feet… 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
974 My wife always says that I let people walk all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
975 Let's be careful with the tie. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
976 It's nice to be walked all over by strangers, for a change. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
977 John found being the bump in the road uniquely satisfying. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
978 Saturday on the Sidewalk With George. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
979 Hmmm. I got off and the world didn't stop. Go figure. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
980 A little lower and to the left, please. That's where the itch is. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
981 Well, I did say that I wanted to pave the way for others in the firm. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
982 I'm in training for getting married next week 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
983 I'd be lying if I said this was comfortable 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
984 Leaving the Executive Team baffled, Walk-on-Management Day turned out to be a raving success. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
985 It's cheaper than a massage. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
986 I'm just your average man on the street. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
987 And then he said, "You can't let people walk over you like that." 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
988 Clouds sure look different when you're an adult. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
989 I enjoy making eye contact. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
990 I come from a long line of layabouts. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
991 I usually do this in front of the subway doors while I post things online. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
992 The critics call it performance art 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
993 Hi! I'm what they call "pedestrian friendly!" 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
994 I think of myself as more of a welcome matt. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
995 I think I'm having an out-of-cartoon experience. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
996 Occasionally a guy just has to drop out of the rat race. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
997 Don't mind me I'm on a different plane. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
998 Watch out, you might get Doug on your shoe. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
999 Curse eminent domain! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1000 It's all a matter of perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1001 My Realtor wasn't kidding. Only $5,000 a month for a pied-à-terre uptown with city views! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1002 Does anyone have a cigarette? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1003 I've decided not to enforce my borders! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1004 Hey, I'm napping here! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1005 How's this rat-race thing working out for y'all? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1006 I was with the Bush Campaign, but I find this so much more fulfilling. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1007 If only Jack's Sleep Number Bed could adjust to this level of firmness. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1008 I'm just trying to get a fresh perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1009 I’m practicing for Congress. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1010 Ok, so maybe I AM your stepping stone. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1011 See? White lives don't matter, either. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
1012 Bill, it's me, Marty! I was hoping our paths would cross again. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1013 I'm practicing to be a professional obstructionist in the Senate. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
1014 I would move, but the rent is so cheap. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1015 After a weekend with the kids Bob finds solace in his happy place. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1016 There's a lot of noise and not much privacy. But the price per foot was terrific. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1017 This is the best staycation ever. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
1018 Why do I let people walk all over me? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1019 Ah, city life! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1020 Letting people walk all over me makes me feel oodles better than when they did it against my will. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1021 Ah, so THIS is what it feels like to be a nobody... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1022 Never voted my whole life and proud of it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1023 For a more cut-throat attitude the CEO thought it will be a good idea to motivate employees to step over their peers. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1024 Please stay in a single line and exit right. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1025 Cross. Don't cross. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1026 And there's the cow. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1027 Getting stepped over on the sidewalk sure beats getting walked on at work. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1028 excuse me, would you happen to know what time it is? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1029 I gotta get my own place 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1030 Maybe if I can visualize being a penny I will figure out how to make more of them... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1031 Gerald never lets afternoon sidewalk traffic prevent him from appreciating a towering Cumulonimbus. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1032 Stomp away, this suit isn't even mine. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1033 Paving the Way 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1034 Hi, I'm the new face of the see something, say something program 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1035 BE HERE NOW! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1036 We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stairs. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1037 Oh, don't mind me. Just trying to get a competitive edge. See things differently. Bunch of Wesleyan grads and their hotshot social media. Does that really beat 20 years of experience these days? Microdosed a little acid earlier. Need a plan for Q3. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1038 But I'm not just an empty suit!" 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1039 So, I just did-me some talkin to the sun... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1040 That's weird. That cloud looks like my mother. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1041 who needs a rug when you have me; 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1042 Such are the tribulations of being named Matt. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1043 L.A. proved too much for The Man. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1044 Join me in my crusade for work-life balance! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1045 ...and that pedestrian also looks like an angry duck... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1046 Republicans... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1047 Hey, that one looks like a bunny! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1048 Nom Myoho Renge Kyo..... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1049 This is much cheaper than the massage parlor down the street 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1050 Say, would you please hand me that remote? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1051 My therapist was right, when you view the world from a new perspective it does make you feel better 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1052 Don't tread on me, buster! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1053 ...yes, turning 52 has been quite the experience. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1054 That one looks like a person! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1055 Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1056 Starting at the bottom and working your way up, is way overrated! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1057 "The Who" in Cincinnati. Remember? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1058 I tie the room together. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1059 I used to be a door mat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1060 If you think your job is bad, try counting boogers for a living. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1061 Step on me, break your mother’s knee. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1062 I'm preparing for the next debate. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1063 I'm deciding whether or not I can't take it anymore. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1064 I have officially been 'walked all over', okay? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1065 I used to avoid the cracks, but I may have stayed in therapy too long. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1066 And . . . freeze! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1067 Who cares? It was just a job. I'm on top of the world. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1068 Chill Bill takes a chill pill 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1069 My therapist suggested I find someone new to look up to. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1070 Watch it! This here's an Airbnb top pick. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1071 Entrepreneurial experiment: The New York Hall of Fame 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1072 Looks like white lives don't matter - either. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1073 Call me an ambulance!" "OK, you're an ambulance. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1074 After you stomp me, sir, will you agree to do a 2-question survey on what you enjoyed most and why? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1075 You wouldn't believe what people have on the bottom of their shoes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1076 My last trip down under was a lot more enjoyable 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1077 Keep moving! My wife says this is part of my homework for couples therapy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1078 I got tired of being ignored. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1079 My shrink said to change my point of view. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1080 I'm feeling a little under the leather. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1081 There is nothing more relaxing than watching the sun rise above the high rise. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1082 So much for that sit down protest. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1083 Bright as he was, Doug never quite understood how to 'play the victim'. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1084 I learned the ropes on Black Friday and haven't looked back since. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1085 I walked a mile in your shoes and this is how it ends. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1086 I started doing it for the abject depression. I keep doing it for the upskirts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1087 I told him not to walk over me in the office! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1088 Middle Class "Matt" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1089 Doctor's orders to rest when I get tired. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1090 I'm the down-to-earth, upward-looking candidate, so vote for me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1091 Can you spare some change? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1092 I called an ambulance but should have gotten a taxi 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1093 Forgot I was retired when I first got up, but you guys go have a great day for me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1094 I was burned out from obstructing legislation so I decided to take a vacation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1095 Still beats sleeping on that futon 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1096 Don't mind me. I'm used to it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1097 I'm working on my mindfulness. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1098 One giant leap for mankind. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1099 It's rent-controlled, plus it gets great light. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1100 We're all prone to error, I'm just more prone than others. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1101 Pardon me, my fault. I thought I got rid of that rib. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1102 I used to let being a push-over bother me. Now I embrace it. It's sorta liberating. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1103 I feel irrelevant. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1104 There must be something about crowdfunding that I’m missing? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1105 I really could have used that second cup of coffee. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1106 Trump lost my vote. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1107 From MY perspective........ 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1108 I love it when the light changes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1109 At this point... why not. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1110 Bernie suddenly finds lyrical inspiration on the sidewalks of New York. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1111 Don't mind me, just taking a business casual nap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1112 This MC Escher walking tour is a bit over rated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1113 My drone is recording this. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1114 I'm starting to think my wife is right. I DO let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1115 So this is what lying down on the job is like! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1116 Finally some peace and quiet 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1117 1001, 1002, 1003... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1118 And so the great grandson of Christopher Gadsden, recent tea party enthusiast, thought long and hard for a slogan for their new flag. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1119 I'm gonna take this lying down! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1120 Thank goodness for my GPS. I _never_ would've found this hotel. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1121 I took community service for selling crummy mortgages. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1122 Thank goodness rush hour comes only twice a day! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1123 It's a free existence, isn't it? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1124 I'm a performance chalk artist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1125 Hi! My name is Matt! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1126 My shrink told me not to let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1127 One story at a time: Under-Humans of New York 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1128 Look, the rules are I have to be dead before you can step over my body. OK? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1129 I run a grass root level campaign. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1130 At least, I'm diagonal. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1131 I gave up not letting people walk all over me again for Lent. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1132 It's a warm-up for getting kicked in the ass later. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1133 ....and more often than not, I can't stop the feeling that people are walking all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1134 I'm trying to gain a new perspective on my daily commute. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1135 I'm not sure this crowdsourcing therapy is going to work. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1136 "Can it really be true that life is passing me by"? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1137 ''Narcolepsy hazard.'' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1138 Wow, how surprising... a day in New York where people actually acknowledge you exist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1139 Even here in the city, I like to just take a moment to kick back and stare up at the sky. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1140 From down here, the markets are looking up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1141 I love 3-D sidewalk art. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1142 Carl's oxycodone prescription ran out. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1143 My mother was right. I always let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1144 Hey, watch your step...I just pressed these pants. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1145 Hey, this gives me a whole new perspective on why people tend to walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1146 Heh, heh. Think I'm 3-D chalk art, don'tcha? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1147 Do you ever get the feeling that people are walking all over you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1148 I'm still have faith in trickle-down economics. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1149 Man down , I repeat, man down. Oh yea, forgot I was in NYC 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1150 It was happening figuratively anyways 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1151 Watch your step there, buddy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1152 Once it gets dark, this is the perfect place to see the stars. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1153 Don't mind me, I'm a stranger here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1154 Oh, nothing much! What's going on around you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1155 This feels like MC Escher's version of tic-tac-toe 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1156 Step lively, people. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1157 And then I said "I bet I CAN!' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1158 Don't knock it till you've tried it... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1159 Can a guy get any peace and quiet? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1160 One sheep... two sheep... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1161 A little to the left 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1162 Tell me, what do you stand for? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1163 I think I misunderstood how the iCloud works. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1164 My therapist says I need to be more trusting. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1165 Oh you know, just your typical Monday morning. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1166 Then she told me to stop being everyone's door mat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1167 Careful-I'm vested. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1168 This job is just a stepping stone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1169 This was my favorite spot before it got developed. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1170 Ahh, I've finally reached rock bottom. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1171 What's not to love? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1172 So this morning, fifty steps from my office, I thought, ‘Enough is enough.’ 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1173 As you can see, my skills as an obstructionist make me the perfect congressional candidate. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1174 Sundays on the sidewalk with George. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1175 It's harder than it looks, being a speed bump on the road of life. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1176 I have decided to take it easy from now on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1177 Call me crazy, but I love that Empire State Building. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1178 When the website listed lowest room rates in the city "guaranteed", I should have checked further.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1179 Paul you gotta stop letting people walk all over you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1180 Mom was right. They really did walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1181 I'm getting a dead birds eye view. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1182 Man - I sure hope I nail this speed-bump interview 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1183 Doug could not only live with people walking all over him, he rather enjoyed it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1184 Aahhh, gravity. Why deny it? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1185 Sometimes I just ask myself, what would Escher do? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1186 I guess I'll show them that this isn't a city that never sleeps. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1187 "I'm just the 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1188 While stargazing in Grand Central, Hal wonders when the lights will be restored. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1189 Man, just look at these clouds 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1190 From down here, you all look like pants! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1191 I think I'll try the park bench tomorrow. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1192 I live in a NYC apartment. I feel at home here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1193 My wife wants me to understand how it feels to have people walking all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1194 I have to say, things are looking up... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1195 Surprisingly, everyone respects my space. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1196 Mine was the fate of being named Scotch. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1197 That sidewalk art is getting more and more realistic! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1198 My lower back pain's nearly gone. Now if I could just get someone to step on my stomach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1199 CEOs matter! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1200 Brother, can you help someone who's hit bottom? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1201 hey bro 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1202 Doctor, sometimes I have this dream..... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1203 My Apple iNap alert went off. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1204 My analyst says that I walk all over people and that I need to learn how that makes them feel. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1205 You can't ignore me now. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1206 Hi, I'm just waiting for the rapture. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1207 Now I know what city I am in! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1208 I'm working on my street smarts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1209 There must be better ways to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1210 Well, it was either this or take the summons for not scooping it up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1211 My therapist told me I was a doormat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1212 Why pay for a massage when I can just lay here instead for FREE. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1213 Excuse me while I kiss the sky. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1214 Free hugs! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1215 Penny for your thoughts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1216 You have left footprints on my heart.....my ankle.....my knee.....my..... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1217 Just think, I use to pay for massages. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1218 "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ah ah ah stayin' alive. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1219 They said, go lay in traffic. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1220 I'm working my way up to wallflower. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1221 Don't mind me I'm just conducting a study in economical masseurs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1222 Actually, I prefer Matthew. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1223 Hey! Walk around. I was here first. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1224 Beauty Bath take me away 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1225 Wow, that cloud looks like an angry businessman! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1226 Corporate lying 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1227 It's not every day you run across guys like this. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1228 The M.T.A. didn't say anything about man-spreading on the sidewalk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1229 ?? Don't go chasing waterfalls ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1230 I've looked at life from both sides now... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1231 People just walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1232 His boss told him to "Stop and smell the roses" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1233 I call it guerilla chillin' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1234 I'm your life's hurdle for today. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1235 Now I feel at home! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1236 Even out of work I'm still getting stepped on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1237 Wilber, aspiring street performer, working on his "wad of chewing gum" impersonation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1238 My wife says I'm lazy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1239 Not sure if this Urban Meditation fad will ever gain traction 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1240 The glass ceiling is beautiful from down here 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1241 Walden: Fury Road 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1242 Hey, everyone needs a vacation! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1243 No, I didn't lose a bet. I'm running for president. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1244 Do I have your vote? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1245 Meanwhile on Waltz Street in Manflatten. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1246 Low-cost hotel rooms have their limitations. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1247 So then I thought, what's the point if you can't just lay back once in a while, and look at the sky? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1248 For when the 'trust fall' exercise fails . . . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1249 The TNY selection committee has no sense of humor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1250 This whole manspreading thing is becoming a real problem. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1251 You've a hole in your shoe, buddy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1252 I can see Russia from here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1253 The adventures of narcoleptic man! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1254 Trimming that stubborn tummy fat was never so easy 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1255 I'm a performance art piece titled, "Banking Reforms." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1256 My wife says I shouldn't let people walk all over me, but i'm not taking that lying down. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1257 My psychiatrist said to imagine myself on a beach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1258 Birdman's ending, director's cut. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1259 I forgot to eat my Wheaties this morning. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1260 City Slacker 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1261 My wife says that I let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1262 Ever closer to the Zen of Crowds. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1263 Bob was amazed, having thought he was the only one who could stick to the ceiling. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1264 Let's see where this leads - I started Occupy Wall Street like this. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1265 Whoa, there really is a glass ceiling! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1266 Gargoyles are so unappreciated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1267 Just want you to know I am getting promoted and this is your last chance to walk over me 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1268 We're getting some push back now--we need more boots on the ground. Hey, I'm putting a stake in the ground here! Let's blue sky this. At the end of the day ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1269 And that cloud looks like a little bunny! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1270 If you let them, they'll walk all over you! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1271 As the world goes by, Matt considers making a name change. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1272 Joe liked to get away from the office at crunch time. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1273 It's my take on a flat white. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1274 It's bad luck to step on a crackpot. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1275 Mondays. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1276 Rush hour is the most exciting part of my day. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1277 I don't know why I let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1278 A bunnie or maybe a clown. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1279 Pavement laying is my easiest job so far 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1280 I wish I could give you a better reason, but I'm just a jerk in a suit. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1281 Ferragamo? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1282 Sometimes you've just got to slow down. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1283 My life matters! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1284 This guy is over the top. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1285 I am used to getting stepped on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1286 This isn't even my rock bottom. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1287 I just got tired of being a pushover. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1288 I'm a slip and fall lawyer. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1289 Talk about being society's doormat...I guess I'm it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1290 I'm nobody going nowhere. Who are you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1291 I have been doing some sole searching recently. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1292 Take a bow, James, I think we can say you've hit bottom. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1293 So then I said, I'm nobody's doormat! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1294 Dickie, hasn't this hazing gone a little too far? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1295 I thought a Thai massage would be a little bit less westernized. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1296 I could move. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1297 So I guess this is the second collapse of Wall Street... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1298 A career in middle-management had prepared Rob for this moment. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1299 Quick, get to your spots! We'll never make it to the Northeast division's 'outdoor human compass' finals like this! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1300 Boss said, "Be disruptive." How's this for disruptive? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1301 Guess what Mom? Maybe I do like letting people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1302 You know there is a difference between dormant and door mat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1303 I have nowhere to go.. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1304 This is no day at the beach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1305 Maybe I'm not the "elephant in the room" but perhaps "the supine man on the sidewalk?" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1306 I guess my ex-wife and that therapist we're right; I do let people walk over me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1307 It's rent stabilized, close to work and has unobstructed views. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1308 The Doc said I have a prostrate problem and recommended a wait and see approach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1309 ...and there's a cloud shaped like an IBM Selectric! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1310 These 'power naps' are addictive. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1311 I'm laying here! I'M LAYING HERE! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1312 It's what we in the business call vertical capitulation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1313 In an effort to promote physical activity, the city has decided to incorporate realistic chalk murals on sidewalks. So far "The sleeping businessman" creates the most activity. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1314 Historical Exhibit #1984, Wall Street and the American People. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1315 I'm not moving until Kate Upton comes by in a mini-skirt. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1316 Ok, what would you do if I was on fire? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1317 They were right. The building looks so much taller from this angle. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1318 Could someone make sure my hoverboard doesn't get run over? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1319 I'm on sabbatical. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1320 I like being in the middle of things. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1321 Ever heard of a little band called Radiohead? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1322 Now I can see why Flat Stanley peaked as a kid. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1323 Did I mention it's rent controlled? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1324 I'm ignored at work, my wife ignores me, now this! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1325 Punta Cana, Schmunta Cana. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1326 It's not a depression exactly, more an energy crisis. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1327 I love both hop and scotch, just not together. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1328 She says I was a doormat--I'll show her. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1329 Sorry, but I finally found my sleep number. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1330 Extreme final savasana. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1331 My psychiatrist says I let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1332 Next, I'm going to literally climb a wall. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1333 Lordy! Such stout nose hairs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1334 ... oh just market research on inseams. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1335 Would one of you mind waking me in twenty minutes? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1336 What in the world is THIS DREAM about!!!!! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1337 There's a cartoonist on the ceiling. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1338 If I don't wake up soon, I'm going to start thinking this is real ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1339 So I said, "Yes, I am going to take it lying down." Now I'm kind of stuck here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1340 You never could get around me, Fred. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1341 Slow down, ya move too fast. Gotta make the morning last. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1342 Another Repubican Debate.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1343 Step on an Banker, break your mother's credit score. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1344 That's right, Mr. Hitchcock, I said this is the worst remake ever of 'The 39 Steps.' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1345 I guess you're right. No one ever thinks he's an obstructionist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1346 These 3D sidewalk artists are getting lazy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1347 I told them the view from the top was overrated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1348 The city has been really stifling my creativity, so I've been dabbling in performance art during my lunch breaks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1349 Just needed a taste of home. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1350 Just thought I'd see if I could trip you up 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1351 I'm testing the validity of the saying, 'don't tread on me'. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1352 Have you guys ever considered how ridiculous you must appear in the eye of the Great Parrot? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1353 I'm doing some concrete thinking. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1354 That's right - go ahead - just walk all over me, see if I care. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1355 I think I overdressed for this speed bump job. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1356 Yep, crosswalk-fit. Great for the core. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1357 I always forget how pedestrian my old stomping grounds are. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1358 My therapist suggested I get a new perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1359 Next time I get a suit I won't buy the floor model 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1360 Who would believe this view for only $2,000 a month? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1361 This is the only way I can stop looking at my phone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1362 ooo please someone, Heimlich me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1363 Now I know why only tourists look up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1364 "Watch your step, Don't tread on me, Easy does it, Jack be nimble, Sky's the limit, Over the top, Take it easy, Tread lightly, etc., thanks! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1365 Life is good. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1366 It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood so won't you be my neighbor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1367 I've fallen and I can't give a damn. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1368 Job hazards of a pavement tester. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1369 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1370 Over my dead body! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1371 I'm taking a traffic survey 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1372 I'll stay here at the crime scene until the cop who draws the chalk outline shows up . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1373 Hey friend, can you spare a cell phone? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1374 Step on a crack and break your mother's back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1375 You have it all wrong. I'm Matt . . .with two Ts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1376 Help! I've fallen and don't want to get up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1377 I want to wake up... in a cityyyy... that never sleeps... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1378 Ahh! A new perspective is just what I needed! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1379 Don't tread on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1380 That cloud looks like a man lying on a sidewalk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1381 It helps me think more concretely. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1382 My name's Matt, nice to meet you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1383 Excuse me! I'm doing situps! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1384 Finders keepers, losers weepers! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1385 I feel like everyone walks all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1386 These Airbnb's really do make me feel like part of the community. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1387 Aaahhhhhhuuuuuuuummm.. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1388 Who piddled? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1389 I’m in training for a Senate race. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1390 You would be surprised at the number of people going commando! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1391 Somewhere over the rainbow... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1392 M.C. Esher, I hate you! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1393 Step lively everyone. Masochism II class in five minutes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1394 It's part childish tantrum and part urban dance. I call it the Trump. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1395 Dr. Rhinefield was right! A new perspective DOES change your surroundings. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1396 And that cloud looks like a shoe, and that one, and that one... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1397 It's the sunniest spot in a 10 block radius. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1398 I don't know why people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1399 Trying to figure out if the older you are, the lower they hang. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1400 Hey buddy . . . I'm relaxed . . . why are you so uptight? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1401 Does anybody care anymore? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1402 Stephen Stone's my name, helping others get ahead's my game. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1403 The minister told me to do some serious "sole searching". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1404 My life coach says to stay grounded and keep dreaming! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1405 Excuse me, are you Matt? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1406 Started from the bottom... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1407 They're either looking down on me or walking all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1408 Please, don't flatter me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1409 I'm done with this. I've gone to my happy place. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1410 I used to pay good money for this! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1411 I just want people to get to know me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1412 Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag and smile, smile smile. Don't let your joy and laughter hear the snag, smile boys that the style. What's the use of worrying, it never was worth while so, pack up your . . . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1413 If that dog comes back I'll really get mad. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1414 Story of my life, nobody cares. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1415 A different point of view never hurts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1416 I'm in an Escher state of mind. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1417 I'm a pollster looking for angry voters. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1418 Ahh, Wall Street, nothing like it! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1419 I work from the ground up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1420 I'm sleepin' here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1421 I just feel like my mind's in another place, Doc. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1422 #FlatLivesMatter 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1423 Hi. I'm Jeb Bush and I'd like your vote. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1424 I'm my own boss. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1425 Charles was afflicted with a rare condition called compulsive meditation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1426 He was unequivocal. Whenever I'm feeling stressed, I should just lie down for a few minutes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1427 Just admiring the glass ceiling. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1428 Your aura tickles. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1429 With the ever increasing cost of air travel, Brian decided to have his summer vacation exactly where he was. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1430 That's the spot. I'm donating a kidney to my brother. The one I caught cheating with my wife. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1431 Until this moment, Terry had never considered himself merely a hurdle in another man's story. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1432 My upskirt cam is broken. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1433 Oddly, my middle of the road position just annoys people. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1434 I......love a parade..... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1435 Seriously, tread on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1436 Geez, I hope he has a chip. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1437 I'm starting a new urban movement: Sidewalk Siestas. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1438 I told you New Yorkers wouldn't notice! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1439 Aah...there's no place like New York in the springtime. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1440 Hey, it's cheaper than a chiropractor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1441 I'm beginning to regret picking the sunny side of the street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1442 Now now, Simon didn't say stand up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1443 I've been walked on my whole life! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1444 Soft landing. Negative interest. Thank you Janet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1445 Watch me turn invisible with just two words: "Spare change?" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1446 Can't a man take a leisurely nap around here? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1447 Next time I'll take what's behind the curtain! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1448 Keep moving, folks. Nothing to see here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1449 I made eye contact and I said to him: "Look, I'm not standing in your way." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1450 I never seem to find the time for some downtime anymore. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1451 Excuse me...are you satisfied with your internet provider? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1452 You're not gonna' make it, pal. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1453 Our newest studio, now open! #urbanmeditation 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1454 Slow down, please. I need to count all of you, if I'm to get this traffic study completed. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1455 I’m an outlier. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1456 Hey! Hi! Hello! Hey There! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1457 His lies weren't always apparent. However, his lying in the middle of the street was harder to overlook. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1458 "Stupid humans..." - (Rover's reflections on Wall Street's latest 3-D sidewalk chalk-art.) 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1459 Jack be nimble. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1460 And now it's time for my daily foot fetish break... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1461 This just goes to show that I'm nobody's doormat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1462 Yup. Downtrodden. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1463 With lower approval ratings than a cowhide, this chic rug made with a banker is in! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1464 Don't tread on me. I'm a Tea Partier. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1465 There's nothing like a power dirt nap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1466 life without a soulmate 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1467 Just call me Matt. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1468 Maybe this wasn't the best spot for my afternoon nap 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1469 Doesn't that cloud look like a dragon? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1470 I'm mansplanking. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1471 Down, but still in the game! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1472 So? You've never seen a guy do crunches before? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1473 Now I know how Jeb feels. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1474 Ah, yes, so this is what our democracy being trampled on feels like. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1475 Do you ever have one of those days where it seems as if people are just walking all over you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1476 My therapist said something about someone else's shoes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1477 I like to stop and smell the pavement. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1478 Where the sidewalk Eds. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1479 At that moment, I thought a speed bump was a good idea. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1480 Try to see things from my perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1481 Life's a beach, huh. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1482 It’s okay, I’m on hold. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1483 Fred was determined to always keep looking up despite the inconvenience it caused others. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1484 I will not work for less than $10 per hour, period! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1485 Don't jump squares! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1486 My therapist recommended empathizing with the 99 percent. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1487 I'm taking this lying down. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1488 Sorry. The corporate ladder is broken. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1489 Step on a crack, break my mother's back? I don't think so! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1490 I am a Republican congressman practicing urban obstructionism. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1491 What's your sleep number? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1492 Yep, there are twelve step programs and there are Twelve Step Programs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1493 Hey, Everybody! Look Down Here, People--Look At Me! Is There A "Good Samaritan" Anywhere! ? ! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1494 Really? So nobody knows how to make a good mai tai? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1495 Excuse me, can you please tell me how to get to the Statue of Liberty or should I just go screw myself? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1496 Hey, watch the iPhone! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1497 I am literally the word on the street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1498 Aside from occasional narcolepsy, Johnson was a stand-up guy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1499 Job training for a Walmart employee. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1500 I only had eleven vacation minutes left, why? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1501 I think I'm experiencing an egotistical lust to be universally noticed. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1502 Everyone has a right to their own comfort zone. Mine is East 32nd Street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1503 Don't mind me, I'm just getting off that ill-fated cruise ship and needed some sun wherever I can get it! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1504 You'd be surprised by the strides people are taking these days. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1505 No wonder Herb was late for work yesterday. Kinda gives the saying, "over my dead body," a new perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1506 You from New York or something? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1507 I can't decide what I like more, the weekend or Casual Friday. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1508 The life of a doormat is so very pedestrian. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1509 From here, the ants look like people. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1510 New York, ow! New York, what a owch! what a wonderful t'owch! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1511 Let it go... Let it go... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1512 St least the dog didn't think I was a fire hydrant. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1513 So now you know who uploads all those You Tube "up skirt" videos. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1514 But I digress to an earlier life as a wad of gum. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1515 Home, home on the range.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1516 living the rat race, from their perspective.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1517 Did you ever have one of those days where you feel like everyone is walking all over you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1518 Just pretend I'm not here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1519 My therapist said I should stop being a doormat, so I've switched to sidewalks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1520 My psychology professor warned me about the "Bystander Effect." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1521 Any sign of the cheerleaders? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1522 When we let this piano loose how many do you think we can get. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1523 If the coordinates are correct, this is where I carved my name in the old oak tree. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1524 What's all the rush people? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1525 How can people say New Yorkers are rude ? Look how carefully people walk over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1526 Wait! I've got the floor! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1527 That's right, nothin' to see here, keep it movin', people. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1528 During Lunch, on the day of the Grammies, John decided to have his own Adele Moment. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1529 roammmmmmmm roammmmmmmm roammmmmmmm 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1530 I'm getting down with my bad self ! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1531 ...more than one in ten Americans feel underappreciated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1532 It's called, "Being laid back." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1533 Anybody else getting a message from the ceiling fan? No you wouldn't be, would you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1534 I feel like sidewalk kill. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1535 Buddy, can you spare a hundred dollars? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1536 I'm just resting my eyes... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1537 I have man-spread my privilege under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my entitlement. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1538 Well at least I'm not at work 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1539 Easy pal. I was just told to get some concrete ideas. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1540 I always take a nap at two..Deal with it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1541 Yeah, but it's rent controlled. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1542 'I'm contemplating the universe in combination with some random upskirting, OK?" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1543 Empowered by mindfulness and three margaritas, Clifford promptly found his own beach 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1544 There are right ways and wrong ways to fix a cracked sidewalk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1545 I'm manbacking. Deal with it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1546 Smile, you're on Candid Camera. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1547 I hope someone takes a snapchat of me 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1548 Just building my "obstructionist" resume. Congress, here I come! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1549 Tiffany and I are thinking of going off the grid. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1550 TGIF 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1551 You know, you're missing the guys in the parachutes 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1552 I wanna wake up in a city that never sleeps . . . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1553 the alternative is dieting! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1554 And you wonder why my wife calls me a doormat! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1555 ..me lazy! I'll show her. tomorrow; early next week, tops. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1556 It was then that Matt realized his calling. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1557 I'm a pedestrian speed bump. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1558 Can one of you guys call an ambulance? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1559 I just wanted to practice before the wedding. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1560 I talk the talk! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1561 I'm on a staycation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1562 I was appointed downtown sky admirer commissioner. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1563 Last time I book a room on Airbnb from HomelessTom. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1564 "Like a bridge over troubled waters, I will lay me down." is just a metaphor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1565 Although Gulliver survived, thousands of Lilliputian reenactors were killed when organizers failed to obtain permits necessary to close off the street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1566 cheapest rent in the West Side 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1567 The Priest gave me a choice a day of this or five hours of Hawaiian music 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1568 The clouds are looking particularly miserable today. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1569 It’s a low-level position but they assured me it would be a stepping stone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1570 Life's just passing me by. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1571 I just quit my job...I was tired of being treated like a doormat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1572 When Banksy Rests 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1573 So this is how the other half lives. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1574 Topeka actually...say, how did you know I was from out of town? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1575 Scalia's dead? Screw it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1576 i'm not in your way, am i? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1577 I'm the new guy, Matt. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1578 Finally a cure for a long standing business problem-Doormat Therapy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1579 Americans - So busy and distracted you can lay down on the street and not get touched or questioned. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1580 Sidewalk jam, talk bout lying down on the job! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1581 My psychiatrist said I need to stop internalizing my problems, but, whatever, just keep moving along if you don't want to listen. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1582 This was a totally different experience on LSD in the 60’s. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1583 So this is what they mean by trickle-down economics... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1584 I think that gargoyle just smiled at me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1585 To lay, to lie, laying, lying, and even laid and lain, I am alone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1586 " My wife keeps telling me to ' Just stop and smell the roses.' Got any roses?'' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1587 Now that I've retired I miss being walked on. Thanks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1588 Dow's down 650, but things are starting to look up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1589 So this what it's like to be married to other people 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1590 The fluffy one looks like a puppy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1591 Shavasana puts me in a different place 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1592 Don't mind me. I'm just trying to carpe my diem! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1593 Tim was a masochist, yes, but he often retreated to his happy place. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1594 Many small steps for man, a giant leap backwards for mankind 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1595 Hi, what's your niche in the ecosystem. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1596 Isn't this a James Turrell ceiling? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1597 I'm done walking a mile in my shoes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1598 Can't you feel the gravitational waves? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1599 Yep, you need your nose hairs cut. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1600 Who said I'd never make the Walk of Fame? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1601 Let's pretend I'm chalk art, o.k.? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1602 Have a blessed day. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1603 I'm building my immunity for the meeting with corporate this week. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1604 I figured it's time to literally get walked all over. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1605 So this is what you mean by "Think Tank." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1606 Hey, I'm fine with the robbery, just don't take my pants, ok? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1607 You're blocking my sun, buddy! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1608 It's been a rough day. I just got laid off. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1609 Extreme napping is harder than it looks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1610 Why? Dry cleaning is cheaper than my chiropractor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1611 Things are looking up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1612 If I can make it lying down here, I can make it lying down anywhere. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1613 My shrink says I'm too passive. What do you think? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1614 Got the hop. Still waiting for the scotch. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1615 This does wonders for the sciatica. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1616 The earth is flat . . . they don't exist . . . the earth is flat . . . ouch 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1617 Try being invisible. See how YOU feel. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1618 My therapist was right, people do walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1619 Looks like another hit-and-run victim. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1620 Thanks for stopping, my therapist said my feelings of being inconspicuous were unfounded. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1621 Occupy Wall Side Street 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1622 Please tread on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1623 Just retired. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1624 My therapist says I let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1625 Somehow when I thought of how my life would flash before my eyes, I thought my life would look a little more extraordinary. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1626 I'm just the fall guy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1627 It's my penance during Lent. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1628 I did it! I'm invisible! Ouch... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1629 Any witnesses? I am the first victim of a gravity wave. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1630 Relax!!Life goes on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1631 Hi, I'm Matt and I'll be your performance artist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1632 I my be down, but things are lookin' up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1633 This performance art stuff is getting out of hand. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1634 Only five hours a month — it’s part of my divorce agreement. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1635 NYC street therapy session 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1636 In-Training to be a Hollywood personal assistant. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1637 Climbing the corporate ladder 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1638 Everyone just walks all over me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1639 People be trippin' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1640 Hey! I'm trying to do situps here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1641 ?? I'm not your stepping stone ???? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1642 To be more concrete about it, I feel very grounded today. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1643 My osteopath says it's good for the back! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1644 Why, Yes, I do feel that modern chalk art sets an unrealistic standard for people like me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1645 Tom was fired because he was lying down on the job. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1646 When I was a kid this was all open meadow. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1647 It's a small world afterall 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1648 Don't mind me. I'm just having a power nap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1649 I'm tired of being a doormat so I decided to take it on the road. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1650 So this is what it is like to be downtrodden. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1651 There's not even a moment's respite on the sidewalk to success. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1652 It's what they call a staycation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1653 That cloud looks just like me getting fired this morning. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1654 I have fallen----but don't worry, I CAN get up!! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1655 My wife found the idea on Pinterest. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1656 I'm lying down here! I'm lying down here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1657 If I can make it here, I'll make it any where! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1658 I've shifted my paradigm. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1659 Oblivion No5, pour Homme 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1660 I don't know why I let everyone walk all over me 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1661 I DID select a new Sleep Number. Can this be right? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1662 So, this is what rock bottom feels like. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1663 I'm testing my meme: don't tread on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1664 It is NOT a beer gut. It's groundswell. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1665 Hey, didn't we just see you in a movie 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1666 They told me to gather concrete evidence. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1667 Still beats sitting at my desk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1668 So, I've been pondering that 'Life passing you by' thing... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1669 After feeling trampled for so long, I'm finally looking up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1670 291, 292, 293, ouch, darn, ok, 1, 2, 3 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1671 My therapist said I let people walk all over me, so I'm trying to curb that. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1672 I declare myself to be the first human Speed Bump! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1673 What is this, Grand Central Station? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1674 You ever get the feeling that you're invisible? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1675 Did he just call me Gulliver? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1676 You and the dog were the only ones to notice 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1677 I'm the new ad man for "death of a salesman" opening on Broadway next month. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1678 Mother named me Matt, now look at me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1679 Do I look like a welcome mat!? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1680 'Ok, then, I WILL lay down on the job." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1681 Hey buddy, why are you... oh that's right, it's National Skirt Day. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1682 Congratulations. You're the first hurdler in our poll of New York values. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1683 Hey, watch it. This is a brand new suit. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1684 Counter-clockwise, my good man; counter clockwise. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1685 I call it Manspreading 2.0. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1686 Lets pick um up for Chris Christie, just ahead. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1687 You're all missing the eclipse "You're all missing the eclipse. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1688 It's a new bored game. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1689 Note to self: The assertiveness sessions aren't working. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1690 Alright, pigeon, are we even now? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1691 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1692 Well, when I was born, my mom said "Welcome, Matt". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1693 Spare a few credit default swaps? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1694 Don't mind me, just feeling a little rugged 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1695 I love making new enemies on the social platform. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1696 So here I am doing downside analysis on Wall Street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1697 Cathartically it’s my new purgative, bottoms-up approach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1698 Dr. Zemf's relaxation techniques were effective, but controversial. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1699 I'm looking for my Horizontal Asymptotes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1700 Haste makes waste. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1701 'Thanks for not going over my head.' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1702 If the Presidential Election were held today ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1703 Yes, everything does look up from here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1704 We really could use another park around here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1705 Relax folks! Nobody gets off this sidewalk until the New Yorker says so. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1706 I hate rush hour traffic. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1707 I'm literally floored. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1708 The psychiatrist said I should stop acting like a door mat.... old habits are hard to break ! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1709 No, Commander Voltok, I have not yet adjusted to earthling gravity, but the fools seem to be convinced I am "chilling." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1710 The cross-over candidate we've been waiting for! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1711 It just shows that I am too big to fail. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1712 Oh crap! Mama was right! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1713 When your body says, "Nap," nap and let folks go where and do what theirs demand. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1714 I'm planning to live off the grid, permanently! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1715 There really is a sky up there! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1716 It's a masterpiece of non-performance art. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1717 It was either this 100 hours community service or Danbury. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1718 Passing out in a ditch is so cliche. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1719 Note to self: Successful time out for self likely location dependent... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1720 Finally, my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1721 Ooh ... And there's an angry bunny! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1722 ...and THAT one looks like a giant castle with a MAN'S nose shooting across it! Isn't this way more fun than the park? ...Uh, are you still playing, son? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1723 So, tell me. Is laying down on the job a reason to get fired? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1724 No, I'm a philosopher. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1725 This is my fetish. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1726 ...and that one looks like Mount Rushmore! Is anyone else seeing this?!? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1727 I felt that everyone should be able to say they had to climb over someone to get to their position at work. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1728 Why do I keep getting stepped over for promotion? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1729 " I'm having a good day today. as long as the guy who wears golf shoes doesn't come by". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1730 Ahhh, this is how you watch life pass you by. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1731 I'm trying to decide if I want to run for President. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1732 We also serve, who watch and wait. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1733 I'm anti-Tea Party, get it... Like, do tread on me!? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1734 A sloth market, you might say. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1735 Outside the narcolepsy institute. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1736 Josh protests the absence of park benches. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1737 Please watch your step. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1738 It used to be easy to draw a crowd in New York. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1739 I stopped trying a long time ago. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1740 No I feel like just another man on the street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1741 Urban Power Nap 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1742 " Whatever it takes to get to the Top". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1743 I can remember when this spot was a meadow. I'd lay here daydreaming for hours. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1744 I'm the poster boy for LaidBack.com 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1745 Watch out for my funny bone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1746 Have a good one! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1747 Yep it's great to find a place where no one will bother you 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1748 Open source ashiatsu has done wonders for my back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1749 Woof…wowa! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1750 Yeah, I like it very firm--my Sleep Number is WAY off the dial. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1751 Every so often, it's nice to take a break and just watch the world go by. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1752 You probably don't realize how hard it was to land on my back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1753 Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1754 Beach Week just seemed different since the venue change, Al decided. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1755 If you would take the time to look up you would see that the sky actually IS falling 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1756 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the dog poop. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1757 Almost everything depends on your point of view. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1758 ''Narcolepsy in the city.'' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1759 My doctor told me to get more rest. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1760 I guess I will take it lying down 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1761 I feel like I am flying in Coach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1762 Being homeless doe not mean one must dress poorly and live alone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1763 I've stopped fighting it. People really can just walk all over you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1764 Raised by eagles, George Immerman looked forward to Tuesdays when his mother brought him his lunch. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1765 Can't a guy birdwatch in peace anymore? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1766 This always happens at crunch time. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1767 At first I was skeptical but my career counselor was right. Things are beginning to look up from here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1768 300$ a month! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1769 I'm getting a Jeb Bush complex down here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1770 Rex was elated that his Wall Street investment scam didn't land him in the gutter. It had landed him at least two feet away from that gutter. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1771 So far your the highest! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1772 Look Jim! I see something blue. Never mind, Its not a care in the world. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1773 I think I need to tell my therapist that this whole "becoming one with the earth" thing isn't working. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1774 The Great American Lunch Break. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1775 Step on a crack, break my MOTHER'S back...oh what the hell, go for it anyway. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1776 Pro: dropped pizza. Con: boot to the groin. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1777 Say, you wouldn't happen to have a pillow, would you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1778 Slow down and smell the sidewalk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1779 Welcome to my staycation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1780 I thought the saying was "over my dead body." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1781 Step on a crack and break your mother's, I mean, my back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1782 My inferiority complex, Doc? I feel like I'm always being stepped over. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1783 So... do you think Speed Bump Man would be an exciting superhero? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1784 Never a dull moment 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1785 At least no one says 'How are you?' here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1786 Y'know, things DO look different from this end of the skyscraper! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1787 Hey pal, can I interest you in a reverse mortgage? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1788 My travel allowance doesn't cover lodging. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1789 Oh God... They're everywhere! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1790 Now I know how Jeb Bush feels. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1791 In your haste, forget ye not to behold the soft squares of sky patterning overhead. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1792 My cubicle is a bit cramped, and I needed to stretch my legs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1793 I'm a Wall Street Executive Masochist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1794 I feel like no one notices me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1795 At least they're stepping over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1796 Step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1797 Anyone catch the number of that scooter? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1798 Just give me a New York minute. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1799 Yes, it's small, but it is close to the subway. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1800 Stand me up and I'm a model citizen just like you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1801 Things are certainly looking up lately! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1802 I think even that dog looked down on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1803 Empathy has its limits. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1804 Keep coming. I'm planning to run for Speaker of the House, and this is the perfect training. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1805 Go ahead, take your time, weigh your options, but I would certainly appreciate your vote on Super Tuesday. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1806 And I am the only candidate who knows the pain of being downtrodden! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1807 I am tired of being an outlier. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1808 Owwwmmmmmmmmmmmm. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1809 My therapist said I need to change the way I look at the world…and it is working. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1810 I realized I'm more of a 'give up' than a 'persevere' kind of guy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1811 Spring at the park 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1812 Welcome to EXTREME team building! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1813 Just consider me as one of life's little speed bumps. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1814 I love retirement. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1815 At the end of the day, human contact is human contact. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1816 Don't let me lie in the way of progress. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1817 Can you keep it down please...the noise, not your foot. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1818 It's cheaper than the sessions with my Mistress. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1819 It's getting hard to find a place to exercise. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1820 It's really a kids game, but you're welcome to try it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1821 I got tired of waiting for Godot. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1822 All I get is a signed cartoon print for this? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1823 Flat Stanley. All grown up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1824 I told them not to sell the office couch. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1825 Just call me congress. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1826 The backup on 57th and Lex is now looking up, but we still suggest you tread lightly. Back to you, Jim 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1827 This town is magical. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1828 "Occupy Main Street," that's what. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1829 Recent aerial photography now supports the STANLEY-WASN'T-ALWAYS-FLAT theory. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1830 I was born to be an urban legend. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1831 It's not much, but at least it's rent-controlled. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1832 Hi, I represent the political establishment; you got a minute? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1833 Wake me when the election's over. No, wait. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1834 Well, Dr. Ralston, this is just a shot in the dark, but did you, by any chance, mention anything to my husband about needing to face his fears of everyone walking all over him? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1835 My therapist suggested this might improve my empathy 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1836 Now that I am down, nobody kicks me anymore. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1837 . . . and that was the first time that I felt truly detached from myself and my surroundings. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1838 My Sidewalk Supervisor position certainly keeps life in perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1839 I've never noticed how blue the sky is. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1840 I come here to think 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1841 The next rest area is nine blocks south. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1842 So what do think, better than a handprint? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1843 I see a duckie and a whale and or look, a dragon 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1844 Oh I see. You think you all are above me?! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1845 You know my last girlfriend used to call me a doormat... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1846 When I worked at Google we had pods for this. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1847 I'm taking a staycation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1848 I burned a lot of bridges. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1849 I'm a professional cloud watcher. Please move along. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1850 That's right, taking a sidewalk on the wild side ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1851 First the traffic, and now the humans. I'm definitely going to be late for work. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1852 Not a single pigeon this morning. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1853 Decaf just doesn't do it for me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1854 Can someone point me to Wall Street? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1855 It's getting harder and harder to find a place to meditate around here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1856 And the guy with a briefcase looks to finish a close second! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1857 I'm protesting the 99%. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1858 I'm butt dialing. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1859 My therapist says I need to stop letting people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1860 I don't know why I keep letting people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1861 New Yorkers are not impressed by singing sidewalk chalk art. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1862 My therapist suggested that I look at things from a different perspective. In retrospect, I think he meant it figuratively. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1863 Bob's performance art of "The Most Beautiful Suicide" failed to elicit a response from the jaded public. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1864 Okay, who is the wise guy wearing the metal cleats? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1865 Well Doc, you said I need to look at life from a different perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1866 I wanted to get laid in the worst way possible. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1867 Ahh! Nothing better than a good old fashioned NYC trample massage! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1868 Hey, this isn't "street art"! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1869 Before you judge, know that I was the guy who started the jogging craze. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1870 Oh, fools rush in where angels fear to tread! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1871 The speed limit is one block a minute, folks. No pushing and no shoving. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1872 What a delightful respite from City Hall. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1873 Bill soon realized he was letting people walk all over him. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1874 I'm not moving until she comes down and says "yes"! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1875 'Would someone call me an Unter?" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1876 They said I needed more experience for the job in the State Department 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1877 Once you go slack... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1878 My therapist said this was the best way to show people how much I matter. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1879 Pedestrian crossing! Pedestrian crossing! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1880 Oh my god! I'd rather be doing this than reading all those goddamn CAPTION entries again this week! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1881 Look askance at the downtrodden 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1882 Come on, people, these backs aren't going to break themselves. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1883 Carry on, 99 per-centers , carry on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1884 Don’t step on a crack . . . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1885 I want to thank you all for attending this skip level seminar. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1886 Go ahead walk all over me why not the government does 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1887 A good place to take a break... nobody disturbs you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1888 My therapist wants me to work on being more grounded. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1889 I quit! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1890 It's the George Washington Slept Here tour. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1891 I decided to go on the grid. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1892 Gee, that cloud looks like a hedge fund manager...and that one's a lobbyist... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1893 The city that never sleeps? Not on my watch! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1894 Good morning, sir! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1895 Hey, watch where you're napping! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1896 I'm just taking the low road, you know, as an obstructionist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1897 Cogito, ergo sum. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1898 Turns out you CAN walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1899 I'm having a work life imbalance moment. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1900 He's still in the middle of things. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1901 It's a new, radical form of psychotherapy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1902 I've heard people get rich with Wall Street lies. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1903 just power napping...keep it moving and no rubber necking 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1904 Door mat she said, can you believe it? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1905 Yup...just one of the 99%. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1906 These 3D sidewalk chalk artists are getting ridiculous. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1907 Let's stop tip toeing around the 'Pedestrian on the Sidewalk' ... shall we? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1908 Consider it a wake up call... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1909 Excuse YOU. Excuse YOU. Excuse YOU... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1910 You see, every problem looks absolutely different, depending on your point of view. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1911 This isn't doing the Dab? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1912 It's cheeper than getting a massage. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1913 Don't let me stand in your way! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1914 In our community, we are on the first come first step-over basis. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1915 'The thing about John; he's just not street smart." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1916 This is the latest concept in the hospitality industry. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1917 Sorry, I'm conventionally challenged. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1918 I think I'm starting to get the hang of this homeless thing. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1919 I tripped the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1920 David struggled with life's mystery: Is looking down on others such a bad idea? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1921 They said I would fall flat on my face. Man, were they wrong. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1922 What, you never heard of vertical integration? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1923 It was then that I realized that people walking all over you really is not any fun. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1924 Yep, that cinches it. My agoraphobia is history! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1925 Beam me up, Scotty. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1926 Step right over me, that's what everyone else doesn't do. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1927 You know, "Curb your dog!' was merely a suggestion.... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1928 You should see it from my perspective. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1929 I like to be comfortable in my surroundings. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1930 Don't even think about it, ya damn mutt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1931 You're a pathetic lot, distracted by life's trivialities. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1932 Haven't you ever seen a pedestrian crossing? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1933 Yeah, I got Yeah--got a great deal on Airbnb. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1934 I blame my parents for naming me Matt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1935 DESCENT: The people you met on your way up. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1936 And then I thought, 'Why am I even bothering to stand up?' 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1937 Urban sprawl finally reached me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1938 Now that I've said 'no' to the rat race ...I'm hungry. Does anyone have a piece of a piece of cheese? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1939 Not the nipples. NOT THE NIPPLES!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1940 Something tells me I'm in the way. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1941 Apparently, this is the best view of the ball drop. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1942 My dad always told me to get in on the ground floor then lie my way to the top. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1943 I'm having a T-shirt made that reads "I'm Everybody's Door Mat. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1944 I've waited four years to do this. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1945 'Looking up' is challenging when you're really down! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1946 Just walk all over me! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1947 The poor idiots who pay for a chiropractor. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1948 Et tu, Brute? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1949 "City streets don't have much pity; when you're down that's where you'll stay." You know--the Eagles song! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1950 Mostly clouds,sometimes London,sometimes France. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1951 It isn't easy to see meteor showers in the city 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1952 I’m the gum you don’t want to squish. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1953 Yes, I do have Narcolepsy, why do you ask? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1954 You wouldn't believe the view from down here! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1955 I've looked at clouds from both sides now, from up and down, and still somehow . . . 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1956 Do I have Bernie Sanders to thank for this? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1957 Our CEO wants to pre-position for too big to fail. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1958 This feels like summer camp compared to date night with my wife! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1959 Lift those knees people! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1960 My street therapist will be here any minute. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1961 Sorry, it's a bug in the OS update that schedules a restorative nap at 14:15 M-F. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1962 I spy with my little eye... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1963 Honey, let's not use Airbnb next time, OK? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1964 Ah, the life of performance art. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1965 I was once like you. Until I learned to stop and smell the roses. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1966 "So this is what airbnb meant by 'central'". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1967 It's Seventh Avenue. Heidi Klum has to walk by eventually..... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1968 Crowdsourcing ashiatsu is great for my back but the dry cleaning bills are killing me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1969 I like to people-watch. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1970 Ralph, recently retired mid-level bureaucrat, still gets a kick out of what he does best. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1971 An attempt at a contemporaneous presentation of Samuel Beckett's "Waiting for Godot", "Quad" and "Endgame" proved totally disastrous. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1972 Now I have to figure out why I let people walk all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1973 You know point A to point B is over-rated, don't you? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1974 Don't even pretend you're not jealous of my core! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1975 I'm not moving until my Uber arrives. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1976 The punishment for spilling coffee on the new office rug. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1977 Clouds used to look like dragons and elephants - now it's pie charts and bar graphs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1978 'Turn on, tune in..." what was the third thing? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1979 I just needed a nap; I was sure no one would notice. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1980 Am I in the wrong cartoon? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1981 I'm relaxing here! Relaxing here! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1982 I'm practicing how my work day will be with Bernie in the White House. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1983 I really CAN still be the Republican nominee! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1984 ? Just Walk on By ? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1985 Mr Johnston discovers the power of hypnosis....."I am dog poop step on me and i will ruin your day....yes i will ruin your day....i am dog poop step on me and...... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1986 ...and that cloud looks like a businessman. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1987 That's right, just walk all over me. You wouldn't be the first. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1988 lost my job, now my dignity 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1989 If I'm gonna get walked all over, it's gonna be on *my* terms. ["my" in italics] 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1990 These yoga trends have become a public nuisance. Now it's the business-person's corpse pose. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1991 Why yes, my name is Matt...how did you know? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1992 Love is a price you pay for your dreams 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1993 My wife and my boss walks all over me, why not you people too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1994 I almost made it into the office today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1995 This looked a lot more fun in 'Boyhood' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1996 It's a social experiment showing how immune people are now to social experiments. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1997 Unfortunately,livinglegends have no pedestals. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1998 Pollster analyzes word on the street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1999 This is called "Body painting"! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2000 Hey Buddy, No Shavasana allowed on the sidewalks." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2001 I'm reconsidering joining step classes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2002 Who'd thought the 'middle of the road' would be so busy... Hope I'm not in anyone's way. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2003 Not exactly a giant leap for mankind. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2004 8"If I can make here, I can make it anywhere...." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2005 After awhile, Jim realized he had signed up for 'play rug' instead of 'play rugby'. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2006 No need to worry, I'm a politician and landed on my billfold. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2007 My doctor said counting sheep would help me fall asleep. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2008 I just joined The Cloud Appreciation Society. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2009 I am NOT walking here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2010 I support slant rhyme. Deal with it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2011 I got Obama-care, so I don't need to care. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2012 My colleagues always walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2013 These New York camping nights are beautiful oh look there is the big dipper 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2014 My therapist told me to meet him here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2015 Always remember to take time to enjoy the little things 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2016 So then I asked myself, 'What am I doing? Where am I going? Why?' Somebody's got to stop this madness. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2017 'Street tells me it's my lowest offer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2018 I'm from a large Irish Catholic family. I do this whenever I get homesick. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2019 If this is hopscotch, I'd like to know the rules before it's too late. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2020 Hey, someone's got to keep the occupy movement going. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2021 Sometimes you have to stop and smell the urine-stained sidewalks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2022 Harold's out-of-body experience made him reluctant to go back. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2023 Step-on-my-face-book.swk 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2024 I've heard he's got major standing desk envy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2025 Tourists. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2026 It's the way I meditate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2027 One more crunch or I'm heading to the gym. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2028 My name's Matt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2029 I want to be one more Republican in Congress! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2030 They call me Navy Jack. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2031 Sorry, I didn't get my eight hours last night 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2032 I didn't trip...I just decided to take a power nap. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2033 That's a 7 on form ..... a 9 on elevation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2034 But only literally. Metaphorically, I feel quite appreciated. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2035 20-Jan-17 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2036 Why is everyone parallel to the ground today? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2037 I think of myself as a human speed bump. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2038 Ooh, that one looks like a dragon! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2039 I'm always chasing rainbows... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2040 First day in Forensics and they hide my chalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2041 Please, no heels. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2042 I've always wanted to try a walking vacation. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2043 A real Dionne Warwick moment, walk on by. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2044 We're going to build a wall, Folks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2045 Well, since you asked, I have a meeting at twelve and needed my suit pressed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2046 What's the point? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2047 "And that one looks like a desk, and that one is Linda from accounting, and-- ooh! the really fluffy, lumpy one looks like my jackass former boss." I now regret telling Dale to "relax-- maybe go look at some clouds" when I fired him. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2048 Bernie Sanders says circle the wagon and keep Mr Big Bucks in check. We can make it happen. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2049 I'm not a street person. I'm a person on the street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2050 I know congress doesn't get much accomplished, but they have to be in the way? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2051 I'm having second thoughts about this staycation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2052 Would you mind walking around, you're blocking my view. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2053 Chucks epitaph would one day read "Loved a good social experiment" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2054 I came outside for peace, not that it's working. ): 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2055 Look, guys, if I don't honor my pledge that would be a disgrace. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2056 Bo-peep must be worried sick. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2057 I'm a little doormat, short and fat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2058 Would you please do my back next? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2059 A fresh perspective. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2060 That's okay. I'm used to be walked on all over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2061 Ommmmmmmm. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2062 Thank you Guiliani 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2063 The hell with stopping to smell the coffee! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2064 Yep, should suit grandma perfectly 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2065 So this is a worm's eye view of the Big Apple! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2066 I tried to tell mom in Giltner that this is life in the city. "I wanna go home". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2067 All this development is new since I was a kid. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2068 I’m not moving until this sidewalk gets cleaned. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2069 I'm trying to raise awareness against the bottom 99% 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2070 Just tell me what to do to get your vote! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2071 My my my! Man down and only the dog blinks 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2072 Hey buddy, you think you walk over me like that. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2073 You people really need to see this. I guarantee it will change your whole perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2074 New York, New York! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2075 Well Doc, I feel like people are walking all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2076 Every now and then you really need to take a moment or two, lie down, relax, and smell the people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2077 I just love people-watching. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2078 There just wasn't enough opportunity for lateral progression on Wall Street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2079 It's the only real estate left in the city I could afford. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2080 If I lie here long enough, someone is bound to offer me a place to stay. Right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2081 It looks just like him. Who drew this Trump L'Oeil? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2082 Deep tissue massage for Dummies! A little more lower and to the left… ahhhhh thank you!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2083 You've all heard of casual Fridays,well I'm organizing protest Mondays 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2084 I am just tired of waiting for people to offer a hand. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2085 and sometimes it feels like I'm not even here on the therapist's couch but out on the street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2086 I refuse to listen to Kanye's new album as long as it remains a Tidal exclusive. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2087 Oh, if I could only be a fly on the wall! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2088 Mr. Swift - meet Mr. Escher 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2089 Weight Watchers, eat your heart out! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2090 I'm surprised that the life of a Tyra Banks Modelland Invisiguy is so relaxing 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2091 Have you considered the skywalk? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2092 A hot day means my suit gets pressed and ironed for free. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2093 Close Encounters of the 'Walk on by' Kind 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2094 Vote for Jeb! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2095 Somebody call 119. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2096 People are always misunderstanding me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2097 I'm not homeless, I'm just sentimental. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2098 Da Fook?!? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2099 This exercise was pointless - it's way better to look down on everyone. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2100 A lying candidate isn't hard to spot. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2101 Anybody spare a dime? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2102 "Just Chillin"! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2103 If they turn down your idea again, Jones, don't claim that I stood in your way this time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2104 He won't walk the walk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2105 Please don't knock my block off. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2106 I'm fascinated by the underworld. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2107 Like property - three things matter in mindful meditation - location, location and location. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2108 Notice how all the women walk over his feet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2109 Occupy Main Street, baby … flippin’ it on the 98 percent, yeah! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2110 Bansky and his lawyer had a disagreement... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2111 Thanks for coming. I'll be here all week. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2112 I should've used Airbnb. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2113 I just needed a little lie down. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2114 A little to the right. Up a little. Ooooooh, right there! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2115 Now I know what Kipling meant when he wrote "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2116 Just prepping for the in-laws. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2117 It's that Great Dane leaving his Big and Bold BarkBox chew toys on the sidewalk again. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2118 Mindlessness 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2119 Don't mind me. I'm not a super PAC. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2120 I'm training for the next presidential debate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2121 Hey, watch where you are walking! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2122 I'm interviewing to be a congressional aide. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2123 Be sure to check out my chemtrail conspiracy podcast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2124 Sometimes I feel like everyone ignores me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2125 Please tell the team that I will be thinking outside the box today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2126 Sometimes in life people walk all over you, but remember it is not your fault. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2127 Don't step on a crack! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2128 Calm down! I'm a senator! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2129 My wife is right. I have physical attraction. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2130 You cant keep letting people walk all over you. I thought you were going places? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2131 I'm looking for a good gum shoe for our department. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2132 Netflix and chill? Anyone? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2133 It's cheaper than buying an Oculus Rift. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2134 This whole meditation thing isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2135 5 more minutes 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2136 Vote for Mac Conroy. Vote for Mac Conroy. I can't say I've walked IN your shoes, but I can say I've been walked ON by them...vote for Mac Conroy... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2137 Stop!" "Go back over me. I want to continue to grow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2138 Me so hooaaaannnnnnyyyyyy 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2139 Don't mind me--I'm compensating for my promotion. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2140 I tripped the light fantastic, that's why. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2141 It smells like a fish market down here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2142 This is Jim Lyon Down reporting from 'walkover world" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2143 Just prepping for my next appearance in Divorce Court. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2144 I'm trying to trip the light fantastic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2145 I just like being trumpled on. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2146 Lord, why did you trip me in Grand Central Station? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2147 You guys probably think I'm mad about this, but actually I think this whole situation is hilarious. In fact, it's even more funny to me that you think I'm mad. Because I'm not mad. Not at all. I'm laughing right now, about all of this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2148 Rush hour--it's so overrated! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2149 But I am working. My job is to count pedestrian traffic at this spot. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2150 I honestly thought working on Wall Street was going to be worse 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2151 Central Park, year 2050 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2152 How can I monetize this? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2153 President Trump. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2154 Am I not the king of chivalry? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2155 I just don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2156 This is so much better than stop and mock! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2157 Starting from the bottom up just isn't as much fun as it used to be. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2158 It's all in the power pose. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2159 Oscar Wilde was right. Some of us are looking at the stars. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2160 I've been shot by Donald Trump! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2161 It is certainly hard to get a nap in this city 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2162 You could say I sort of fell in to my latest position. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2163 Careful! Stepping on a crank is 8 years bad luck. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2164 What are all these homeless people complaining about? This is great! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2165 Laid back in New York City 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2166 Henry liked to lie down every once in a while and make believe he was a chalk outline of his previous, unsuccessful self. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2167 Only 28 more to reach my 10,000 step quota for today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2168 Practicing my stroke. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2169 .......Every mark will show. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2170 Anyone seen Mamie O'Rourke? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2171 A-ha! Caught you Farnsworth. You're late! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2172 Richard playing it cool after another botched suicide attempt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2173 Since I quit smoking, I haven't known what to do with myself on my breaks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2174 This story is going to make a killer TED Talk! Your body language tells me you are all ENTHRALLED! Thank you so much. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2175 Ahhh, the view is just as crappy down here. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2176 Sanders supporters to the left, Trump supporters to the right...oh look, it's a moderate. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2177 I coulda' been a contender! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2178 Just realized, I AM a stand-up guy after all. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2179 He can't wait to get to the beach. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2180 Here's where I called dibs for the next financial crisis. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2181 Reserve a space for me in the meeting. I am getting a quick massage. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2182 Forced perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2183 The boss says I’m nothing but a speedbump. Well, I’ll show him ‘speedbump'! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2184 The view from the office is not nearly as nice 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2185 This is were I broke my mothers back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2186 Is there a Starbucks near here? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2187 'Relax' hour 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2188 "I tried getting away from it all but now I just go with the flow.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2189 Life is so much simpler since I switched to 2-D. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2190 Exactly like how they treat me in my office! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2191 I thought you guys used some kind of bicycle type thing in this class. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2192 Maybe I should rethink sales as a career path 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2193 Sure, just walk all over me. I'm used it, I'm married. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2194 I just want to lie on this sidewalk and be a friend to man. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2195 Higher still! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2196 What happened to Stride Right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2197 My doctor was right. Some time outside of the office is relaxing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2198 I'm going to suggest to the American Heart Association your technique for CPR. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2199 Whoa! That was a close one! Have you considered comprehensive personal accident coverage? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2200 "Manhole" [with 'Man" in italics] 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2201 fitbit malfunction 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2202 Was that the old lady from next door? "Woof" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2203 It's performance art. Oh, I'm the middle class... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2204 Wake me up after the primaries. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2205 Livin' life to the fullest! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2206 I'm here for you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2207 ...These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2208 I just can't stand it anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2209 I'm stopping the glorification of busy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2210 You know, I coulda' been a contender! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2211 Where have all the hours gone, long time passing Where have all the hours gone, long time ago Gone to busyness everyone, when will we ever learn, when will we ever learn 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2212 OK it was a Ponzi scheme! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2213 Seven eight, don't be late... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2214 Sometimes I like to be reminded of what the world will look like when the market crashes. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2215 Don't think of me as an obstacle, but as a stepping stone to enlightenment. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2216 This is an interesting perceptive. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2217 My office doesn't allow power naps. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2218 So, guess you guys haven't heard about this new lunchtime serial novelist skywriter? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2219 Ahhh...so relaxing to be a doormat... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2220 Hey, I'm the Mayor! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2221 I escaped from a fish farm - you'd probably prefer that locally-sourced, wild fellow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2222 I'M MEETING MY DRONE AT THIS LOCATION. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2223 I can't believe it! I won the Powerball lottery! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2224 I've been laid off so I'm laying down! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2225 City views, lively neighborhood, yes- but somehow not quite the rental they promised online. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2226 My other house is a box. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2227 I'm Jeb Bush and I'm too big to flail. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2228 I coulda done this full time if I didn't get into business 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2229 I need to keep my obstructionist skills sharp while Congress is in recess. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2230 Hey, watch where you're going! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2231 Oh no! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2232 It works for me. Ask your doctor if Ambeyond is good for you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2233 It's cheaper and more spacious than my Manhattan studio. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2234 My Doc says not to worry unless it feels like someone is stepping on my chest 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2235 My doctor said I have external obstruction. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2236 Well what do you know, there really is a glass ceiling 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2237 My wife says I'm a doormat, so I'm waiting for her to walk home. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2238 Wow, I don't think I've ever REALLY seen the sky before. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2239 This many roommates and the rent is still too high. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2240 Don't worry. I'm good. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2241 I don't know about this so called white privilege. No one has bothered to bring me a pillow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2242 carpet man, carpet man, does whatever a carpet can. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2243 I'm channeling my inner Christie. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2244 At least I'll get some fresh air getting stepped on out here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2245 That''s one small step for man, one giant leap.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2246 Hello. I am a holographic art object representing a happy business man after being laid off. I was designed to help determine if you find me humorous, appropriate or objectionable. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2247 My therapist suggested I be more sociable. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2248 So this is mindfulness and having a conscious experience from a first-person perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2249 Of course my back gets sore but it's been weeks since anyone asked me for spare change! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2250 Free full body massage, right in the middle of the city! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2251 Now I know what being homeless feels like. I'm voting for Bernie. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2252 XYZPDQ 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2253 Please, I'm trying to meditate here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2254 It's called performance art. I'm a regulatory hurdle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2255 The Street discounts us outliers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2256 Try your ten-minute meditation somewhere else, buddy! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2257 People stop and stare...I won't care...if I can be here on the street where you live. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2258 This must be how to feels to be President. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2259 I'm bringing the GOP's plans for obstructionism to the streets 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2260 It’s okay—for a while there I thought I was a chalk drawing too! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2261 Remember, step on a crack and your old lady goes to the ER. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2262 It's guy humor, folks. We just like to look. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2263 NIMBY's in motion. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2264 I'm part of the walking over Wall Street pilot program. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2265 I love being Floor Delacour! (It's from the fourth Harry Potter.) 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2266 My shrink told me to suppress my ego! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2267 I never won some. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2268 Do we care? Ahhh no! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2269 The rat race was just wearing me thin, you know? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2270 Hoping not to blink, be mistaken for sleeping in public and arrested. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2271 Excuse me, sir. May I have a moment with you for our "man on the street" interview? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2272 Aaand, commencing mid-life crisis. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2273 You gotta know when to fold 'em. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2274 I've really changed my perspective . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2275 I prefer sexual objectification. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2276 Knew there was something off about a 'staycation' travel agency. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2277 This ad will end in 6 seconds. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2278 I'm celebrating New York values. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2279 My therapist said I need to get a little perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2280 ... as we say here in the medical marijuana business: buy low, Sell High!!!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2281 It's the same story at the office. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2282 I'm exercising (loosely) one of my constitutional rights. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2283 Hey, I may be only a pavement painting but that still hurts! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2284 I had sex last night. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2285 Who's up for some flash mindfulness? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2286 This is how I feel when my wife tells me I'm a doormat ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2287 Hey buddy, can you cut me some slack? I just spent 4 years in the ocean, swam 1000 miles upriver, and just want a little action. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2288 I love my family. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2289 I got tired of everyone walking all over me – now I’ve got them all walking over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2290 My name is Matt...Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2291 I'd say not so much 'the horns of a dilemma' as 'heading off on a tangent'. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2292 I'm curbing my enthusiasm. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2293 Let’s see how YOU like being occupied! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2294 I have decided to take control of my fate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2295 How you like me now? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2296 I'm just a small hurdle to the middle class. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2297 Help? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2298 They wouldn't let me sleep on the train 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2299 Gadsden would be rolling over in his grave if he had one 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2300 I'm working on my sidewalk and chill. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2301 After the brutal bear attack I've been wary of vultures. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2302 Gulliver put me here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2303 Now, a little to the left. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2304 So I said to myself... "Self, existentialism IS overrated." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2305 And everyone claims they don't walk all over me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2306 Alright, folks, this Velcro Wall shindig is a blast! But...who tipped over the trash basket? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2307 The new form of a relaxation technique: Stop, drop and quick snooze. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2308 Should've gone to Miami for vacation 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2309 Little do these people suspect that I am an eccentric millionaire with $1000 in my pocket for the first person offering to help me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2310 I have fallen and I can't get up! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2311 Can you be down to earth somewhere else? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2312 Even Frank's attempts at self-care left him feeling walked all over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2313 The Hollywood Walk of Elusive Fame. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2314 I don't feel the love. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2315 O n e...t w o... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2316 Just preparing for today's shareholder meeting. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2317 Now I lay me down to sleep/And pray the Lord my soul to keep/And if I die before I wake/ Yellow is the cab to take. Hopscotch is a racialist term. Bewails too. Did someone lose a tampon? Hie, ye foreshortened people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2318 A helluva town, this City that doesn't sleep! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2319 I'm just going to lay here where I can't hurt anyone and hopefully no one can hurt me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2320 I'll be home shortly, I've installed the transportation App. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2321 The view from the glass ceiling. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2322 New York, New York! It's a helluva town! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2323 Without my Blackberry I'm useless! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2324 Ah! Peace and quiet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2325 I feel your pain, Jeb. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2326 I used to sell paper, need to get back on my feet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2327 Still kicking the can I see... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2328 And the staycation continues... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2329 I might need an ice bucket after this challenge. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2330 I missed my bed by about 10 feet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2331 "I've fallen and I can't get up....Help! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2332 New Zen at Work Program 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2333 1) You're overextending your stride, 2) your fly is up, and 3) Happy National Margarita Day! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2334 I'm not sure the "plein air" concept will work for urban office space. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2335 If you wake up Jeb! he'll kill you. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2336 Stupid is as stupid does buddy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2337 Wow, and that one looks like an alligator. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2338 Banksy was, put lightly, disappointed with his latest piece's impact. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2339 "I didin't think the CNN job posting literally meant 'Man on the street reporter' ". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2340 My doctor tells me I need plenty of rest, and this is one of the ways I have of doing it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2341 Hurry up, will ya? Your blocking my view of the bunny rabbit cloud! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2342 My psychologist said I need to enhance my feelings. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2343 That one looks like a size nine. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2344 Just trying to increase my daily step step count. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2345 It's the Republican alternative to Obamacare 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2346 Yeah, I'd let my kids eat off of the street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2347 But I'm a Republican! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2348 Careful, it's not permanent press. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2349 Sorry, folks, but I just need some "me" time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2350 Ah, just stopping to espy the drones. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2351 Just be careful, it’s for the new Abramovic exhibition. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2352 My therapist said I should let people walk all over me more. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2353 Ground control to Major Tom... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2354 What would Neil Armstrong say? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2355 It came highly rated on Airbnb. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2356 Hurry Sid! I'm on step nine of the 'Overachievers Support Program'. You're the last one! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2357 Yodel dee, yodel dye; what a beautiful sky. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2358 We all need to slow down, relax, and appreciate the world around us. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2359 Don't mind me, I'm people watching during my lunch break, its a covered sport under my insurance policy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2360 My 1 percent movement doesn't seem to be catching on. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2361 Said "hey, baby, take a walk on the wild side." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2362 Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam.............. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2363 Pays not so good, but I get to meet a lot of people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2364 Go ahead and try it!! I guarantee things will finally begin to look up 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2365 Yes, I'm sure this photo of me will go viral on Facebook! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2366 Does this mean I'm fired, Mr. Trump? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2367 I'd rather have people literally walking over me than figuratively at work. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2368 Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2369 I'm a government bureaucrat just doing my job. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2370 Watch out – I have bedbugs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2371 Begin your yoga sequence by aligning yourself with the Dow Jones index. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2372 Urban stargazing can be quite challenging! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2373 ONE UNSEEN BIRD TO SECOND UNSEEN BIRD: "Aren't you glad they don't have wings." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2374 It beats a stab in the back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2375 I dare you to try this wearing a lumberjack flannel. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2376 Y'all sure have some pricey hotels in this here city. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2377 I'm a pop-up accountant. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2378 Your local NPR station needs your support…your local NPR station needs your support… 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2379 It's OK. He's too big to fail. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2380 I'm just a sidewalk goofball named Leroy. Hooboy! Leroy's back in town. Wait until Hillary wins. Hooboy! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2381 Where's my wife with that needle and thread? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2382 I'm fine, I just decided to take today lying down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2383 I felt invisible, so I resigned on the spot. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2384 Wasn't long ago when a Wall Street banker commanded a lot more respect 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2385 Okay, so maybe I do have some masochistic tendencies. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2386 Are the political debates over? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2387 The clouds are prettier in Midtown. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2388 You don't know what you're missing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2389 Sure, the street noise is sometimes a problem, but you can't beat the rent. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2390 I am a member of the Silent Majority....and I vote. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2391 In my imagination, there were more rose petals. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2392 Wow this place really has gone downhill since DeBlasio got into office. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2393 Park Ave? Maybe it was take a nap at Central Park? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2394 Nobody knows the trouble... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2395 It's called sidewalk therapy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2396 my world has many charactersw 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2397 Sometimes I just like to lie down and watch the stock tickers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2398 I can see the Mir Space Station from here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2399 Some can't seem to get over that my platform is concrete. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2400 Another victim of "urban martyr syndrome" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2401 Relaxation is a state of mind. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2402 I refuse to travel through the ether with the rest of you plebeians. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2403 I can't believe no one believed me that I had super powers. I'm obviously invisible! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2404 It's not man-spreading; it's just the way I'm most comfortable. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2405 It only took three days of ignoring to convince Tom he was actually invisible. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2406 Huh - that one looks like the underside of someone's chin, too! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2407 Kindly keep your foot off my light heart. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2408 I am just testing out a theory,....my wife keeps telling me my boss treats me like a "door mat". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2409 Nyah nyah nyah, I can't hear you. Or see you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2410 Wow, Alex told us he was unafraid of hard work. Look, like Daniel in the den of lions, he lays down next to it, and sleeps like a bay, trusting in his Federal Worker's Union to take care of him. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2411 So this is what it now feels like to be Jeb Bush. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2412 Gotta love savasana! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2413 I'm blooming where I was planted. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2414 So now we're playing ring-around-the rosie AND jack-be-nimble, jack-be-quick, jack jump over my candlestick. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2415 Such a pedestrian perspective on sidewalk etiquette... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2416 What? I'm Catman in disguise; where do you expect me to sleep? In a bed? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2417 It's no street-corner office, but the view ain't bad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2418 Higher! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2419 Don't look so surprised...if we could learn to treat the Earth so kindly. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2420 Yep...they're real! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2421 Does this remind anyone of our foreign policy? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2422 No one stops to appreciate the different shapes of the smog anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2423 Now this is the way to get your steps in! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2424 I have been stepped on since I was slapped at birth. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2425 I must become the sidewalk to master the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2426 I'm a public employee. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2427 That cloud looks like a bear. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2428 You know you can't keep a good man down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2429 (singing) "It's quiet uptown, it's quiet uptown...” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2430 Very good! You're all learning to overcome obstacles! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2431 It's a new Yoga technique! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2432 Aaaah, urban America. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2433 The geese in formation look best from this angle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2434 People, people who need people, Are the luckiest people in the world. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2435 I guess I just feel like the world is passing me by. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2436 Making this deal is gonna be a cakewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2437 Consequences of the Open Office. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2438 Go ahead Trump walks all over me! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2439 Just trying to get to the bottom of things, Mom. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2440 Love my promotion. Can't wait to also get an office. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2441 This is the sidewalk of terror! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2442 What fools these mortals be! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2443 What a great view--good to know everybody cares. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2444 Hustle, bustle, toil and scrub. Hustle, bustle, toil and scrub. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2445 Why does everyone feel that they can walk all over me, and why does my psychiatrist think I shouldn't feel that way? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2446 Is that your heel, or are you just glad to see me? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2447 I trust you. I trust you. I trust you. Wait a minute! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2448 Just stop and smell the roses! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2449 Today I'm operating from a larger perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2450 'Better a sidewalk flower than a . . .' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2451 Cool, I am invisible, nobody sees me. I can do whatever I do. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2452 I had a nightmare of silly bustling all around me when I awoke from my nightmare it was a reality! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2453 Sometimes you just gotta go with it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2454 And that cloud looks like a man! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2455 Yes, sir, I can see your drone delivery now.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2456 "Step right into the world of hedge funds". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2457 Sometimes a rat race rat needs to make a pit stop. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2458 Yes,doctor I do feel freer and more in control. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2459 You must have eaten your Wheaties. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2460 My relaxation app still has a few bugs to work out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2461 I couldn't afford those Rolfing sessions anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2462 Hey mister, you have gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2463 Step on a crack, break your father's back 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2464 On second thought, my childhood wasn't that great. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2465 I knew she was asking for it when my mom named me Matt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2466 My therapist said I need a new perspective. I hate it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2467 Flat Stanley-origin story. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2468 So I thought, 'Why bother going up 42 stories just to come right back down again'. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2469 It's true. If you're not assertive with people, they'll walk all over you. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2470 I'm for The Donald. Don't Tread on Me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2471 Here I laid to rest. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2472 This is not what I meant by being, "Being run over by Life". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2473 Hey buddy, you're not an attractive nuisance. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2474 Hey buddy, can you loan me some prime? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2475 Laissez-Faire Capitalism 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2476 ``People, people who need people, are the luckiest people ...'' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2477 This man on the street gig is not as easy as you would think! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2478 If I can't walk the red carpet can you blow the trumpet? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2479 Nap time 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2480 It's never too early to start waiting for World Series tickets. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2481 I always do the opposite of what my shrink tells me and it's working for me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2482 That cloud looks like a shoe...That cloud looks like a boot... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2483 Recession? What recession? Siesta in the city, anyone? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2484 Pretty bad optical illusion, isn't it? People are walking all over it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2485 What, me worry? I read the New Yorker 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2486 It worked for Rodney Dangerfield. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2487 The sidewalk practice challenges on a good day. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2488 I've got a 12:30 masseuse appointment. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2489 Nobody care about me in the town. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2490 I used to be terrified of elevators,but thanks to years of therapy I couldn't be more relaxed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2491 Don't blame me -- I didn't choose to be a visionary! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2492 I am declaring this spot "Justus Township" and am no longer under the authority of the USA. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2493 Everyone should take time to smell the roses. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2494 Life's a beach. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2495 Don't mind me—I'm just doing market research for a company that removes gum from shoes. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2496 Am I getting paranoid or are people beginning to walk all over me? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2497 There may be something to this homeless sympathy training. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2498 Can hardly wait to see what happens next. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2499 weightlessness addiction: an ignored epidemic 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2500 I'm building a wall...and Juan Valdez is paying for it. Then you're all banned. Cuz you're just a bunch of low-energy war heroes who get captured...I coulda been president instead of a billionaire bum...let's face it - it was you, Hillary! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2501 Well, Dave, from up here on the 10th floor, it sure looks like another Gov. Christie "bridgegate" to me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2502 Sometimes you just have to say , "I'm not going to play by your rules." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2503 Hey, watch it! I'm man-sprawling here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2504 I, too, was an upstanding citizen. But I'm happier now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2505 My ex always said I enjoyed being walked all over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2506 So far, I can't say much for "try to gain a new perspective." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2507 help! - I've fallen of the corporate latter and can't get up 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2508 My therapist told me that I should rebuild my life from the ground up. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2509 It's all about my civil rights, but I don't like getting peed on. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2510 'Tis the reprobate recumbent life for me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2511 The end is at hand. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2512 Geez...I feel like cholesterol! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2513 As part of the Donald Trump ground game, I'm here to remind you about the wall. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2514 Yes Sir, I'm in the middle of a breakdown, please move along like everyone else. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2515 Look Up! the end is near! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2516 Yeah Max, sit-ups are still best to strengthen your core. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2517 The New York Massage has replaced the Thai Massage and it is FREE. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2518 Don't mind me. Just trying out walking meditation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2519 I wonder why my wife I was nothing more than a "door mat". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2520 Just marking my territory. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2521 Damned Florsheim shoes! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2522 I'm a Situationalist. Deal with it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2523 It's hard living in the City, but I want to be able to go to the Opera. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2524 You didn't say "may I"! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2525 Jim decides to leave the rat race behind! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2526 My train's late again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2527 Can you spare a ten for a latte? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2528 It's a metaphor for something. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2529 Give me a job and I'll be out of your way. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2530 Just another down sizing idea. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2531 Step on me and I'll break YOUR back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2532 cookooducky@gmail.com 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2533 We didn't literally mean that you can meditate anywhere. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2534 I've fallen and I can't hedge funds! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2535 Thank you. It's nice of you to bring me a pillow> 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2536 Vertigo? Just finish the sketch--I'm getting trampled down here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2537 I call it "Urban-Foraged Shiatsu"... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2538 I'm tired of always feeling I have to yield to others. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2539 This is a much better place to nap than the subway! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2540 [singing] "Do you see what I see?" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2541 You're fired! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2542 I'm taking a survey. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2543 To think that you people are missing these beautiful cloud formations, really irks me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2544 Free business lesson- there's never a clear path to success! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2545 I'm testing a whole new approach to giving people a feel for upward mobility. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2546 This drawing expresses how everyday people are too busy nowadays to notice anything important and just overlook things that are out of the ordinary. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2547 Sometimes you just have to slow down and enjoy life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2548 This is James Fillmore, live from New York, with our ultimate 'Man-On-The-Street' Report. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2549 (music notes) "...On a Sunday morning sidewalk, I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned..." (music notes) 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2550 Hey buddy, you're blocking my view. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2551 A flash mob people pleaser expression. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2552 I'm starting to think Shiatsu massage isn't for me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2553 Doctor, I have a recurring dream where nobody pays attention to me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2554 It's a walk stoppage. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2555 Next time, I should tweet this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2556 Staycation, Fred. Staycation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2557 I'm not moving til Hillary wins! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2558 When your only tool is a heel, everyone looks like a rug. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2559 Bill immediately noticed the benefits of yoga. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2560 Soon, the American people will see that I'm the only logical GOP candidate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2561 Excuse me. It's AROUND the mulberry bush. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2562 Just my little way of facilitating attentiveness, coordination, and annoyance toleration. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2563 Stanley, our local grammar enthusiast, is at it again folks! This week, he asked people if they knew whether or not he was 'laying' or 'lying' on the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2564 101, 102... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2565 I'm leaving today. I want to depart from it. Those vagabond shoes trod on me every day. I cannot sleep because the hill was too steep. These big city blues are melting away. So bye bye to ole New York, New York! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2566 Carpet Diem 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2567 You oughta try it, bud. It's a whole new perspective on life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2568 Don"t mind me, the park was full 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2569 I'm trying to clear my thoughts before I vote in the primary. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2570 If I did this in Manhattan, I'd probably be dead by now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2571 Ah, 90 degrees in the shade New York style. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2572 Don't look down on me. You've been here, too. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2573 Living in the moment 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2574 When I'm stressed out I make like the beach. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2575 When did they gentrify this park 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2576 Horsepersons, Pass By 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2577 I figured this was more expedient. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2578 Only four years and 364 days, and I'll own this block. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2579 I have no idea how I got into Giacometti's 'Piazza.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2580 I just realized my insurance covers sidewalk accidents. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2581 ....and that cloud looks like a puppy dog. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2582 I think I prefer a more verticle perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2583 Step on Zak and break your mother's back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2584 Its a new match making technique from Danny Bonaduce. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2585 In this economy, it’s good to get in on the ground floor. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2586 Kumbaya. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2587 I don't know why their so angry. Getting trampled isn't that bad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2588 I certainly am learning to appreciate sidewalk art. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2589 It's been just one of those days. . . . 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2590 Ah, must be Saturday - sidewalk sale day! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2591 After losing my seat in congress, I thought why not just keep doing what I do best? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2592 ... So I figure I'm one of the lucky ones; The rest of the gang from the "Human Speed Bump" dept. are on Wall Street ... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2593 In retrospect, I think I prefer mandatory minimums over innovative sentencing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2594 Hey, did you watch the debate last night? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2595 Jeb's latest attempt to garner attention from voters on the street was trampled…. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2596 Our research team is studying this "new normal" thing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2597 My Occupy Wall Street Sidewalk movement is encountering headwinds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2598 My boss said, 'Go out and get the company idea off the ground.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2599 I get ignored in my cubicle, too. I'm used to it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2600 I do my best thinking when I’m alone. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2601 'Walk a mile—,' they say. But then what? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2602 That's life. Riding high in April, shot down in May. But I'll be back on top in June. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2603 I'm doing a survey for the Welcoming Committee. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2604 I win by not losing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2605 I'm beginning to have doubts about the open floor plan. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2606 Peril of a one-dimensional presidential candidate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2607 I said, "the road to hell is paved with me!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2608 I'm thinking of moving to a more affluent corner." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2609 This is my "me" time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2610 The guy at the mattress store said this one’s the firmest. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2611 What's hoppin? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2612 I finally feel truly at home in the world. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2613 She said, "Go to a peaceful place." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2614 "Play safe. Teleport with us." an ad from the near future. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2615 She keeps saying I let people walk all over me...where's she getting that? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2616 I'm the city's first maternal preventative spine injury fellow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2617 Wonder if I should have tried the beach first? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2618 With much ease, I am caught in a "gridlock of mindfulness"! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2619 Life is sweet on the sunny side of the street 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2620 Maybe I took a wrong turn getting to Central Park 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2621 I'm a lobbyist. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2622 I decided to spend the day letting this diverse group of people and pets walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2623 Caution, walk across. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2624 Look, Fluffy, that's what Mommy said happens when someone keeps flat out lying. After a while no one pays any attention to them. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2625 Just sayin, don't mind me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2626 Wallstreet is on the defense. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2627 Those boots were made for walkin'. But this Clark Kent suit will walk all over you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2628 Did you know they give free Thai massages on Fifth Avenue? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2629 They're all pursuing happiness. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2630 That cloud kind of looks like a recession, right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2631 I told you, Ernestine, people just all walk over me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2632 My name is Gulliver - got strings? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2633 Don't trip the light fantastic on me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2634 I feel like everyone just walks all over me... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2635 I'd like to add you to my professional network on-- Excuse me, I'd like to add you-- I'd like to-- You there, I'd like to add you to my-- Ma'am? Ma'am? I'd like to-- 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2636 Now this is synergy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2637 I've been getting walked on my entire life, may as well add literallly.... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2638 The word on the street, is you are going places 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2639 No problem, I’m just contemplating Desiderata and the noisy confusion of life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2640 Sorry guys but there was a drastic cut in my vacation time 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2641 Stomping out the romance of street encounters 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2642 Bernie Sanders is raising funds with this Donald Trump 2-D ollar poster. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2643 I’m proving Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2644 Trump's in town again 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2645 I'm prone to public filibusters and as your next President you'll have even more chances to walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2646 And there, quite clearly, is Orion's Belt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2647 Dog: "It really is a dog-eat-dog world." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2648 Watch the pocket! I still have some Twinkies! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2649 Let's see what my Fitbit has to say about this! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2650 Now I see what you see in Donald Trump. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2651 Thanks to flex time, I'm through with navigating rush hour traffic. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2652 Oh well, if you can't be part of the solution, be part of the problem!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2653 It was to be a polar bear but PETA intervened. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2654 I'm detecting microagression - not sure I feel safe. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2655 Meditation helps me relax. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2656 When I wake up, will my stomach still hurt? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2657 I didn't think I was in your way. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2658 Ah, a little higher.... Oh, man, that feels great!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2659 I thought he was going back to Jersey to take a deep breath? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2660 I'm trying to get smaller. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2661 This place mate feels squishy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2662 Gumshoe Detective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2663 I am fulfilling my dream of being like my congressman, a blockage to the regular folks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2664 I stepped on a crack and broke my back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2665 Swing your partner round and round, turn your corner upside down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2666 They said the streets are paved with Gord, so I'm just doing my part. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2667 Hurry up! Woof, woof! Come on! Step on it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2668 "Why do people walk all over me"? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2669 There's gum on your shoe 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2670 My name is Matt with a double 'T'! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2671 Get a life, you healthy-living promoter! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2672 I’ll never let them walk all over me – at least not figuratively. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2673 Ok. You don't look Mexican so you can go, but that dark skinned guy behind me has to stay where he is because I am THE WALL. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2674 HR said I need to start on the ground floor. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2675 What do you want from me? I ended my sales pitch with a preposition and yada, yada, yada, I'm here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2676 "Hey! I can see a drone". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2677 I am Donald Trump and from my point of view, I am in control of everything and I will win. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2678 I'm good. I lost my baloon. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2679 Is it too late to OCCUPY Wall Street? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2680 I don't think this "street meditation" idea is going to catch on. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2681 Hi, I am Stu the Scapegoat. Any time their is a problem in my company, they throw me out the window. It makes my co-workers feel better. I hope I get a promotion soon. My back is killing me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2682 The magic of a liberal arts degree----invisibility 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2683 In spite of no longer being able to afford them, Dave decides he cannot do without his weekly deep tissue massages. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2684 Please obey the Side-Walk sign request 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2685 I've always been a bit of a crack addict. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2686 Occupy Main Street starts now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2687 He's been going at this for twelve years already. Says it's for a movie. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2688 Just Relaxing 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2689 My wife was right. New York Democrats have no sense of humor about Trump. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2690 I should not have said," I won't take this lying down." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2691 My yoga teacher was right. This DOES give me a different perspective on the world. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2692 Ah casual Friday 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2693 Eventually, one of these passerbys will be the HONY guy. He'll trip, and then have to put me in his book. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2694 Now things are starting to look up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2695 These fools continue to fight gravity, a fight they can never win. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2696 Without the other Occupiers it's really quite lonely. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2697 I'm sick and tired of New York, but I'm not going to go back to Peoria until somebody notices me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2698 It's so peaceful to lie here and look up at the Empire State Building. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2699 It seemed like a good idea in the beer commercial. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2700 It's either this or we put in a "turn about". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2701 I recommend lowering your expectations. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2702 Looks like average people who trusted Wall Street have finally knocked them down and walking all over them. Mr. Wall Street is still smiling thinking...how can this be happening? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2703 It was either this or join the supreme court. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2704 Vote Bump '16. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2705 It's just nice to be noticed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2706 Ok, we're going to need to bunch up a little more... When I give the word, Lennie you drop a sheet of copier paper, we all jump on, and Whola!! Finally, we're all on the same page!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2707 Wait, was it 'lean in,' or 'lay down'? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2708 Don't mind me- just getting a head start on Bernie's America. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2709 Vote for me - the underdog! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2710 Welcome to Walmart. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2711 Sidewalk painting. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2712 Compared to my office,this is quiet time! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2713 The parapelegic's long commute. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2714 That big puffy one to the left looks like a cat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2715 My wife's been preparing me for this day for 23 years! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2716 I'm not blocking the sidewalk; I am the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2717 I was seeking a well-grounded argument against the politics of obstructionism, one that is not easily ignored, and when it hit me I was floored. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2718 I expect the G.O.P. any time now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2719 Soon enough I'll be promoted to full-time sidewalk with benefits. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2720 I need to get more sleep ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2721 Hey, look. Those clouds look just like sheep. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2722 It's great to be back in New York. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2723 Serenity now! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2724 I have reached my lowest point in life. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2725 In deference to the SPCA, I have my workers jump over me as I go to sleep 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2726 This is much better than I expected. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2727 Even if the media was here, they'd ignore us independents, too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2728 So this is what being walked on feels like. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2729 Ahhh..things are starting to look up 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2730 The Velcro is keeping me on this wall fine, but how are you guys doing it? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2731 I usually do this in an office on a couch 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2732 East side ..west side... all around the town! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2733 Keep moving, I'll get more Facebook shares if everyone ignores me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2734 These boots were made for walkin' ..... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2735 Hey, it's New Hampshire. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2736 Who needs clouds when you have boogers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2737 I've been putting this off long enough. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2738 Sing, everybody: 'It's up to you, New York, New York' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2739 ? bum bum...bum bum...My Daddy Staten Island, my Momma Long Island. You mix that Guido with that Yente make a NEW YORKER MAN!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2740 WHYG? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2741 I love this city! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2742 not easy being white and successful these days... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2743 I guess you can lie down on the job 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2744 Hey look, that cloud looks like a bunny. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2745 My therapist recommended actually letting people walk all over me for a change. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2746 Running as a Tea Party congressman. Dont' forget to vote. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2747 I said ,these boots wernt made for walkin. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2748 You know what they say? "It's important to always stay grounded." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2749 Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Raising tax rates on carried interest gains has got to go! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2750 "Trample the Trump! Or just skip, hop and Jump!": 2016 presidential candidates expressed their concern to one another in Times Square. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2751 My boots were made for nothing! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2752 I'm here all week. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2753 My therapist says I need a new perspective on life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2754 habitual lying is a real condition. Look it up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2755 Feets don't fail me now! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2756 When it comes down to it, the destruction of the American middle class is actually kind of relaxing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2757 Some days you feel like walking. Some days you don't. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2758 And now for the rest of the story. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2759 Hey, I'm not the 'WILD SIDE'!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2760 Hey! Stop ignoring me, I "mat"ter! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2761 I should have kept my personal umbrella policy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2762 That's it folks, watch your step! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2763 I'm drone watching. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2764 This isn't what I had in mind when you said "Stomp" was awesome. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2765 "Step on my Crack and you win a special prize". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2766 A galaxy of people more important that you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2767 I'm starting to rethink my stay-cation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2768 I seem to attract people wherever I rest. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2769 And they said a Liberal Arts degree would be worthless! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2770 The view is great from down here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2771 Uncle Busby would understand. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2772 All my life it was "What are you going to do with yourself, Potsy?" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2773 Lost my phone so I'm looking in the cloud. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2774 Bob's obsession for nostrils took a turn for the worse. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2775 That's right, don't mind me--just taking a catnap. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2776 Save our soles. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2777 Big Dipper, virtual stripper needed a day at the beach, OK? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2778 It helps that I'm visualizing Aruba. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2779 Look up there, folks. Uber now has spaceships! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2780 It's the new myofascial release technique for the busy executive. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2781 Don’t trip. One Wall Street collapse was enough. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9