Contest #510


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I'm a congressman--obstruction is my job. 1.9130 0.09402 69 24 27 18
1 I'm what they mean when they say, 'The middle class is getting stepped on.' 1.8421 0.19138 19 8 6 5
2 Does this suit make me look flat? 1.7111 0.11291 45 21 16 8
3 When the right woman comes along, I'll know it. 1.6250 0.11666 32 15 14 3
4 I used to lie in the gutter, but then I quit drinking. 1.6176 0.13361 34 19 9 6
5 If you can meditate here, you can meditate anywhere. 1.6176 0.12676 34 18 11 5
6 Sorry for the inconvenience, I probably should have jumped from a higher window. 1.5938 0.11760 32 16 13 3
7 I've decided to take it lying down. 1.5938 0.13365 32 18 9 5
8 Anyone who steps on me is out! 1.5833 0.25990 12 8 1 3
9 Guess I should have jumped from a few floors higher. 1.5667 0.14129 30 18 7 5
10 My life has become so pedestrian. 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
11 I may have misinterpreted one of the twelve steps. 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
12 I should have jumped from a higher floor. 1.5417 0.13431 24 13 9 2
13 I'm doing a study on the indifference of man. So far you're all doing great! 1.5385 0.13846 26 15 8 3
14 Walk around. I'm occupying Wall Street. 1.5385 0.14916 26 16 6 4
15 I'm waiting for the chalk guy. 1.5385 0.14916 26 16 6 4
16 You probably know my column: Man on the Street. 1.5385 0.12686 26 14 10 2
17 Will move for food. 1.5385 0.14916 26 16 6 4
18 My therapist is right, I do let everyone walk all over me. 1.5200 0.14283 25 15 7 3
19 It's the only place that I don't get stepped on. 1.5200 0.15406 25 16 5 4
20 Brother, can you spare a pillow? 1.5200 0.13064 25 14 9 2
21 There's no chalk outline, so I'm cautiously optimistic. 1.5200 0.13064 25 14 9 2
22 I want to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep. 1.5200 0.13064 25 14 9 2
23 The truest path to enlightenment is to be the path 1.5000 0.13460 24 14 8 2
24 The city that never lets you sleep. 1.5000 0.14744 24 15 6 3
25 Yup, that's a piano, alright. 1.5000 0.17025 24 17 2 5
26 The homicide detectives went to buy chalk, I'm just filling in. 1.4783 0.13873 23 14 7 2
27 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the concrete. 1.4783 0.15232 23 15 5 3
28 I'm trying to understand The Cloud. 1.4783 0.16478 23 16 3 4
29 That cloud look like a bear to you? 1.4783 0.13873 23 14 7 2
30 Life can be so pedestrian. 1.4783 0.16478 23 16 3 4
31 Yes, I've decided to take this lying down. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
32 I see this job as a stepping stone... 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
33 Because I hit my 10,000 steps goal for today, THAT'S why. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
34 Am I the only one here for the flash mob? 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
35 If it weren't for the Brooks Brothers suit you'd call me homeless. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
36 And I just said 'You know what? I AM going to take this lying down.' 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
37 Next time I jump, I'll use a higher floor. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
38 As Airbnbs go, I've had worse. 1.4545 0.12703 22 13 8 1
39 My chiropractor is on vacation. 1.4444 0.12052 18 10 8 0
40 I wanted to find out what it feels like to be an obstructionist Congress. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
41 OK, Now I'm ready to do my back 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
42 I guess it gives new meaning to the term "meeting people from all walks of life" 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
43 'I've fallen and I can't get up' doesn't seem to work anymore. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
44 I'm doing my thesis on human empathy and compassion in 2016. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
45 I'm testing the Ted Cruz theory of "New York Values". 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
46 I thought this was the trust exercise. 1.4286 0.13041 21 13 7 1
47 A little more to the left... That's it! 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
48 This was much more enjoyable during sundress season. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
49 Why go all the way to the office when people can walk all over me right here. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
50 this looked a lot more private when i booked it 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
51 Google maps said this was my therapist's office. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
52 I see late people 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
53 From this perspective, I can see Uranus. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
54 I've decided to crowdsource my therapy. 1.4286 0.16288 21 15 3 3
55 Worst Airbnb ever. 1.4286 0.14754 21 14 5 2
56 You would not believe what I pay for this place. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
57 Only 466 days till Star Wars 8! 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
58 Your fly's open. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
59 Almost time for my Masochists Anonymous meeting 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
60 You should take time to stop and smell the concrete. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
61 Ooh, there's one that looks like a big fluffy bunny! 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
62 Just soaking up the gravitational waves. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
63 No, I'm alright guys. No need to stop and help me. I'm good thanks. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
64 I'm just a Republican senator doing my job. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
65 You're right. It's a bird. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
66 I've already worked my way up from punching bag. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
67 I'm fine thanks. Just trying to see what my interns feel like. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
68 Thank you for noticing. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
69 Sir, your zipper is open. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
70 My hotel doesn't allow early check-in. 1.4211 0.11637 19 11 8 0
71 Bravo! You're all passing The Apathy Test with flying colors--except for the dog. He looked back in concern. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
72 A defibrillator would feel pretty sweet right now. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
73 The sign said 'No Standing'. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
74 Seriously, only the dog cares? 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
75 If you are in a hurry, don't walk past the philosophy school. 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
76 Sometimes it's just good to stop and smell the aggravation. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
77 I've decided to lay low for a while 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
78 My ex-wife puts you all to shame. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
79 Walk over me all you want. At least I'm not a push over anymore. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
80 Think globally, obstruct locally. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
81 Whoever said eating turkey at lunch would make you tired was RIGHT 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
82 Have a nice rat race. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
83 I'm looking for a new position. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
84 Feel the gravity waves, people. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
85 My sleep number is ten. 1.3889 0.18327 18 14 1 3
86 This is how I met my first wife. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
87 Just another day with my ass on the line. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
88 Matt. What's your name? 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
89 Ahhhh, back to my old stomping ground. 1.3889 0.18327 18 14 1 3
90 Sometimes you just got to stop and smell the public. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
91 I think they gave me decaf. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
92 Whatever happened to the miniskirt? 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
93 I'm a compulsive lier. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
94 Where in the world are all you people going? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
95 I'll show YOU man-spreading! 1.3750 0.20156 16 13 0 3
96 Welcome... welcome... welcome... welcome... welcome... 1.3750 0.20156 16 13 0 3
97 It's just like a massage, but free. 1.3750 0.12500 16 10 6 0
98 ... I've looked at clouds from both sides now ... 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
99 Hey you, you stepped on a crack. 1.3750 0.20156 16 13 0 3
100 Man... place sure has changed since I was a kid. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
101 Oh, look, another bunny! 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
102 Come on guys, join me. This is called a flash nap! 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
103 And that's one giant step for a kind man! 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
104 I could use a pick me up. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
105 Seriously, Dave, brown shoes with black pants? 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
106 89, 90, 91... 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
107 I’m one of those people that can fall asleep anywhere. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
108 This is the last time I'll use Airbnb. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
109 Seems like no one wants to interview the man in the street anymore. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
110 Why do people think they can walk all over me? 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
111 My symptoms indicate I have just experienced a sudden attack of ease. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
112 Just confirming a theory about New Yorkers 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
113 It's a stay-cation. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
114 I want to know how my clients feel. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
115 I guess I should have jumped from a higher floor. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
116 Maybe my shrink's right, I am too comfortable letting people walk all over me. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
117 The sign says no parking or standing! 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
118 Actually I can take it lying down! 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
119 According to my GPS, this is my bedroom. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
120 Whoa, both parents are back on the nest. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
121 My mother-in-law arrives today - this is how I warm up. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
122 Can you believe I used to pay a massage therapist to do this same thing? 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
123 They told me it was a walk-on role. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
124 Help! I've fallen off the corporate ladder. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
125 I used to be like you, living the vertical life... 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
126 My editor wants a 'man on the street' piece. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
127 And when he grew up, Flat Stanley took an entry-level position on Wall Street. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
128 Strangely, I get stepped on less frequently here than in the office. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
129 Turns out my sleep number is 5th Avenue. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
130 Performance artist Larry Gomez in his latest masterpiece: "The Artist Is Pavement." 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
131 Hey, buddy! Better check the fly! 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
132 Slack Lives Matter. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
133 Jerry developed his own unique way to celebrate Passover. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
134 I'm only recently homeless. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
135 Have you been hurt in an accident?...Have you been hurt in an accident?....Have you been hurt in.... 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
136 Anybody got some chalk? 1.3529 0.19061 17 14 0 3
137 Been down so long, it looks like up to me. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
138 "Alas, a doormat with no door". 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
139 How often do you find a chalk outline that's a perfect fit? 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
140 "You're right. It does look like a bunny rabbit. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
141 It was cheaper than Airbnb. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
142 I'd move but I'm stuck on some gum. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
143 Acme Doormats are hiring but they said I need experience. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
144 Just doing my part to keep Portland weird. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
145 I feel like life is passing me by. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
146 No, I'm with CSI. We ran out of chalk. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
147 I've decided to suspend my campaign. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
148 And there's a cloud that looks just like my psychiatrist. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
149 Ow! 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
150 Anything's possible with the right perspective. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
151 My performance evaluation says I need to know what it feels like to have people walk all over me. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
152 I thought it would be like Hollywood Squares but instead it is like being homeless. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
153 Blue skies, nothing but blue skies do I see, and some gum. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
154 Sure, it looks easy but I worked my way up from the gutter. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
155 According to Google maps, this is Easy Street. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
156 My psychiatrist told me my perspective was all wrong. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
157 I'm Jeb Bush and I'm running for President. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
158 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the gum. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
159 Hey, they were right. You're the same people I met on the way up. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
160 you're right; it really does look like the opposite of ants from here. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
161 Sir, your nostrils are breathtaking. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
162 I never remember Lubbock being this fast paced. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
163 You're the first to ask. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
164 I COULDN'T THINK OF A CAPTION EITHER... 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
165 Ah yes, a little lower please 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
166 I should have asked more questions about your 12 step program. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
167 It's just over three blocks and my dead body... 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
168 Watch it—I'm layin' here! 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
169 At least the doggie took notice. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
170 I attempted the three martini lunch. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
171 Hi, I'm Jay Rogowski, I'm running for Congress from the 3rd District! 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
172 Believe it or not, folks, ten minutes ago I was a lot like you... 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
173 And now political commentary from our man on the street; George? 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
174 I'm holding this spot. It's where I pass out on St. Patrick's Day. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
175 I really DON’T know clouds at all. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
176 We cut back on chalk in the last police budget. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
177 If you give me your vote, I promise to get out of the way. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
178 I've fallen and I've chosen not to get up. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
179 Keep walking. Nothing to see here 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
180 And then I thought, I really don't know clouds at all 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
181 I'm not in the way, I'm ON the way. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
182 Excuse my white privilege. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
183 I'm running for Vice President. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
184 Best damned brownies I've ever had! 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
185 Staycations are overrated. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
186 It's fairly relaxing, expect for the occasional kilt-wearer. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
187 Sometimes I feel like everybody just walks all over me. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
188 Tonight, I am suspending my campaign. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
189 On reflection Jack realised you can overdose on Zen stress management 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
190 What!!!, nobody is wearing a skirt today. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
191 Coffee hasn't kicked in yet. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
192 "I am not a pervert. This is a social experiment. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
193 Ok, I'll talk the talk while you guys walk the walk. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
194 I don't do this professionally, I'm only a walk on. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
195 I got promoted from doormat. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
196 I'm down but not out. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
197 I thought I'd enjoy living closer to work. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
198 This isn't as relaxing as I had imagined. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
199 I will take this lying down. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
200 Welcome. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
201 Things were going pretty well until that guy wearing the kilt. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
202 If he doesn't jump soon, I'm leaving. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
203 When choosing my motto, 'DON'T tread on me' just seemed too exclusionary. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
204 Well, my relator did say there were skyline views. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
205 I decided to stop moping, get off the couch and among people. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
206 Just protecting my mom's crack. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
207 I never realized just how many people step in gum. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
208 Thank you for respecting my personal space. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
209 Mom named me Matt and it just kinda' stuck. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
210 That one looks like a duck. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
211 When you're treated like a doormat at home, sometimes you need a change of scene. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
212 Go ahead, everyone else does. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
213 Don't tread on me, I'm from New Hampshire. 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
214 This would be less embarrassing if the fall had killed me. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
215 Just taking things lying down today, folks. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
216 My doctor said I need to get in 10,000 steps a day. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
217 My wife says this is what I do best. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
218 Sir, the flash mob was last Thursday. 1.3125 0.17604 16 13 1 2
219 Well doc, the hallucinations are getting better but that mysterious pain in my back is getting worse. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
220 Ooh, and that cloud looks like a commodities trader! 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
221 Central location, spacious bedroom, 3,000 per month 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
222 I guess the world's not ready for a lie-down comedian. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
223 Red light! 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
224 And that's today's report from 'Man on the Street'. Back to you, Chuck. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
225 What's your story? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
226 You have no idea what you are missing! Try looking at things from my point of view. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
227 These 3-D police chalk drawings are really annoying. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
228 People in this city will walk all over you if you let them. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
229 I have come to the conclusion that cement is harder than asphalt. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
230 You mean Doormat for a Day isn't a real charity? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
231 I used to have a job before I realized I didn't have to go to work to get passed over, stepped on and treated like I was invisible. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
232 Excuse me! I'm lying here. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
233 The big white fluffy one looks just like an angry commuter. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
234 It’s a good thing I’m just a chalk drawing. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
235 Tonight this will still be the best spot to see the 4th of July fireworks. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
236 That was no ordinary schnitzel. 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
237 Look! The dolphin is turning into a sombrero. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
238 NYC is O.K. but I miss Denver. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
239 Can't WAIT for this to go viral. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
240 Nothing to see here folks, just another victim of the status quo 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
241 They really did pave paradise and put up a parking lot. 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
242 From here, the only way is up. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
243 I feel like I'm at a crossroads! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
244 The low road is easier, but the risk is greater. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
245 Amazing, you all look so 3D. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
246 Most other people count sheep jumping over a fence. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
247 Humans of New York. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
248 "Reminds me of the good times working on Wall Street". 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
249 I'm expecting a drone delivery. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
250 It's a sidewalk survey 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
251 Have you heard about the gravitational waves? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
252 Finally, a space in Manhattan I can afford. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
253 Look I see a rainbow. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
254 I don't remember sit-ups being so difficult. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
255 My sleep number is a sidewalk. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
256 People still step over the even well dressed homeless. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
257 Hi, I'm Matt! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
258 Who says Occupy Wall Street is dead? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
259 My ex-wife told me it would help me understand our divorce. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
260 I’m in training as a GOP candidate. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
261 I'm changing my perspective. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
262 It's a requirement for a degree in sales. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
263 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the Florsheims. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
264 Just like I said, People will walk all over you if you let them. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
265 This was so much nicer, when I had a back yard ! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
266 I believe I have the floor. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
267 I'm first in line for the next Apple product 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
268 It's a new posture called Upward Facing Ex-employee. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
269 It's all about perspective. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
270 I'm just checking it out down here in case I jump. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
271 Wake me up when the world is kinder 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
272 It's OK, this is part of my Middle Management Training. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
273 My personal trainer gave me a strict limit of 10,000 steps in a day. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
274 I'm good. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
275 Oh my God! Clouds look like bunnies even in New York! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
276 You're all going to look quite callous when this social experiment goes viral. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
277 And there's a cloud that looks like a bunny. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
278 I wish I hadn't worn my good suit today. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
279 So this is what the 99% feels like. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
280 It was at that moment that Craig realized how the new guy's brownies were different. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
281 I have seven more minutes on my meter. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
282 The "Occupy Easy Street Movement" speaks out. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
283 You ever wonder why some mornings you can still see the moon? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
284 I guess I should not have chosen to jump from the second floor. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
285 I haven't slept in 30 streets. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
286 My shrink told me that I needed to do a little "sole searching". 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
287 Don't you just love New York? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
288 Aren't we friends on Facebook? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
289 I am relaxed, and lying on a beach in Maui. I am relaxed, and lying on a beach in Maui... 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
290 I'm here to ask you for your vote. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
291 Have you ever stopped to just look at the clouds? I mean, REALLY looked? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
292 Has anybody seen me lately? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
293 A bit more to the left please. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
294 My sleep number is 46th and Seventh. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
295 That cloud looks like a guy who just got fired. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
296 I'm used to it 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
297 I read that sitting too much is bad for your health. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
298 No, not in the Originalist sense. I literally mean don't tread on me. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
299 Incredibly, our first contact with a perpendicular universe goes unnoticed. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
300 These cartoons just get worse and worse. How we miss your prior generation of cartoonists! 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
301 You're all so pedestrian. 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
302 Urban yoga. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
303 These chalk outlines are more detailed than I remember. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
304 Wingtips? With that suit? Get it together, bozo! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
305 I love relaxing in Times Square! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
306 This reminds me of my last marriage. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
307 I'm taking a microvacation. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
308 I lost 200 pounds and I ate bread every day! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
309 Iiiiiiiiii love a parAAAAAAAde! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
310 If you really concentrate you can relax anywhere. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
311 Wait! You haven't heard of Occupy Wall Street: The Sequel? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
312 We're testing pedestrian speed bumps. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
313 Ever notice how inconvenienced people look from below? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
314 I’d have to say . . . things are looking up! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
315 My friends call me Trip. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
316 It's still less crowded than Miami Beach. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
317 I love New York. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
318 Don't break your mother's back! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
319 "Stand closer to the window," she said. "What could possibly go wrong?" she said. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
320 Does that fluffy cloud look like a bunny to you? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
321 I'm just waiting for the next big thing. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
322 Will someone be good enough to turn me parallel to traffic. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
323 This is the only place I get coverage on my network. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
324 Not my best Airbnb experience. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
325 Step 1: Imagine myself on a Caribbean beach... 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
326 I wonder, what would life be like without metaphors? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
327 Sometimes you gotta just stop and smell the desperation 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
328 On the bright side, at least I'm not under a bus. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
329 At least it's not raining. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
330 This is the best I can do for this neighborhood. It’s going to be hard to find something in your price range that has walls. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
331 The SEC decided that my punishment for stealing billions from pension funds was to jump from a first floor window. Ahhhh, Wall Street. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
332 At last I have overcome my agoraphobia. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
333 Just another hurdle on your way to the top, pal. 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
334 Horizontal is the new vertical. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
335 Nothing to see here, folks. Keep moving. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
336 Help, I’m a presidential candidate, I’ve fallen to a new low, and I can't get up. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
337 Chalk art meets the Upper East Side 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
338 I quickly learned not to wear my Red Sox jersey. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
339 I told my shrink I feel invisible to people and he didn't believe me. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
340 I'd know those legs anywhere 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
341 I hope the crowds abate before the meteor shower begins. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
342 It helps me remember why I quit my last job. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
343 I love people watching. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
344 And now over to Chuck for more coverage of the situation on the ground 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
345 That's right, just ignore me, everybody else does. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
346 I am suspending my campaign 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
347 Life is a beach ain't it. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
348 I'm filibustering until November. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
349 I've making the most out of being downsized. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
350 Just wanted to know what it feels like to be the economy. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
351 Nostral hair removal device salesman finds business looking up. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
352 I'm looking for that "man on the street" perspective. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
353 I like to call it "Occupy Flatbush Avenue." 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
354 Nice tie! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
355 Shiatsu is $150 a session... 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
356 That one looks like an airplane. Or a rabbit. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
357 Just checking the cloud for my messages 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
358 ... a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
359 Ah! Retired at last. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
360 Life passes yet I lie here unnoticed. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
361 I'm starting to think that it might have something to do with my mother. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
362 It occurred to me that I didn't have to go to work. In fact, I didn't have to do anything. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
363 So, I said, 'Literally? Literally? I'll show you literally, Marge.' 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
364 I should have stayed in bed. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
365 I knew someone would get the performance piece. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
366 Maybe a less busy sidewalk would be more relaxing..... 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
367 Don't worry about me--I'm just trying to get into shape for my mother-in-law's visit. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
368 That severance package isn't quite what I expected. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
369 She's right! She's right! Everybody does just walk all over me! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
370 Eminent domain. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
371 Have you seen the guy with the chalk? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
372 Oh, sure... "Go early," you say. "We'll beat the traffic." 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
373 Move the rook to e2. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
374 Being stepped over and walked on gets me ready for the work day. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
375 If you were class conscious, you would lay down too. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
376 No worries, just preparing for marriage. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
377 Ha! Made you look. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
378 83, 84, 85 people not asking if I'm OK, 86 . . . 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
379 I'm a sociologist. This is what I do for a living. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
380 Sometimes I just like to lie here and watch the world go by. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
381 What can I say? I'm an obstructionist. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
382 They don't call me 'speed-bump' for nothing. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
383 You're right, it is Matt. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
384 Actually this is part of my community service. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
385 I like letting people walk all over me. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
386 Ah! And that one is shaped just like a mid-level executive! 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
387 Maybe SOMEBODY will ask me if I'm ok. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
388 Up to the minute traffic and weather. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
389 I'm preparing for married life. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
390 Say, buddy, can you spare a discussion on the meaning of life? 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
391 I'm Art. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
392 Once again, Devon will be late for his weekly narcolepsy support group meeting. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
393 The Airbnb listing said "open space and down to earth". 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
394 ''Looking up at people is just like looking down on people.'' 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
395 You have gum on the bottom of your shoe. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
396 Can I interest anyone in a slightly used hoverboard? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
397 You are on Candid Camera. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
398 The chiropractor said this would help heal my mother's back. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
399 Is this what tripping the light fantastic is all about? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
400 Really, Dude. Your fly is down. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
401 Can't a guy catch a nap around here? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
402 I have a new perspective on chins, but that's about it. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
403 I finally made it--I'm on Wall Street. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
404 Did you ever look at the sky? I mean really look at it? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
405 Do you have a minute to talk about ways to improve awareness of mental health? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
406 Mind the tie. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
407 "When the going get's tough.....stop going". 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
408 I just got fired! Go ahead and finish the job. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
409 Keep moving, everybody. Nothing to see here. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
410 ... red light... green light... red light... 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
411 Boxers or briefs? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
412 I've never been so in touch with the sole of humanity! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
413 I'm your last hurdle. Long jump's around the corner. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
414 Right foot blue. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
415 Twenty four hours from now, I'll have traveled 24,901 miles without a single step. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
416 Excuse you! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
417 The benches were all taken. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
418 Intrigued? Go to 'Larry'sLifeIsCrap.com.' 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
419 This campaign is not dead. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
420 Dress for the job you want, check. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
421 New York and New Yorkers - what's not to love? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
422 From my perspective, you look pretty silly yourself. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
423 Slow down - you move too fast. You've got to make the morning last. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
424 Don't mind me, I'm in the zone 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
425 Look at it from my perspective. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
426 Community service for hedge fund managers. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
427 This is actually a promotion from my earlier position. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
428 Watch it! That's a new tie. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
429 These sidewalk chalk drawings are getting more and more realistic. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
430 Thye told me I was getting in on the ground floor 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
431 I prefer women in skirts. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
432 I reached my Fitbit goal. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
433 Ah, spring. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
434 I'm not getting much out of all this sole-searching. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
435 The key to success in this business is understanding the view from the street... 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
436 Mind the thigh gap. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
437 My new dominatrix gives homework. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
438 Buddy can you spare a couple bucks? I am flat-on-my-back broke." 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
439 Google Earth, here I come. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
440 I wish Donald would stop shooting people on Fifth Avenune 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
441 Weed, coke? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
442 From my point of view things are looking up. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
443 Sorry, I'm just so sick of Starbucks. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
444 Sure, act like I'm not here. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
445 Less hassle than going to the beach! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
446 Sometimes you just need an attitude adjustment. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
447 As a candidate, I just want to learn what life on the streets is all about. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
448 In real estate location, location, location: In life perspective, perspective, perspective. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
449 As I suspected, it's no different than the office. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
450 First: Get a foot in the door, Second: Step over someone. Third: It's lonely at the top. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
451 You know, I could do this all day, if there were some point to it. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
452 I've had it with backstabbers. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
453 This is where the sidewalk ends for me. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
454 This is what is known as "down on your luck!" 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
455 Hey Jack, be nimble! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
456 Lately I've been feeling that life is so pedestrian. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
457 I'm admiring Einstein's gravitational waves as they stretch and compress space. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
458 Another step for mankind! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
459 New York Fashion Week: Loafers back in style 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
460 Thanks for asking! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
461 Ignore me if you will, but if you step on a crack, you KNOW what will happen! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
462 Sorry, just need some "me" time. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
463 My wife's right! I DO let people walk all over me. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
464 Well, as it turns out, I AM going to take this lying down. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
465 Are you interested in an exciting ground floor opportunity? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
466 It cuts my commute but it's hard to sleep in. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
467 Occupy Main Street 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
468 Don't mind me, I'm just trying to see Uranus. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
469 I used to count sheep. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
470 She's right. I do let people walk all over me. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
471 The hustle and bustle of the big city was really getting Tom down. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
472 Good morning sir, I'm doing an informal man -on -the street interview. How's it going? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
473 You're welcome. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
474 I'm getting a new perspective on life. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
475 Tough way to earn street cred. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
476 Thanks for moving the dog along. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
477 This is not what I imagined when they said I'd be working under people. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
478 That cloud looks like a pedestrian. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
479 " WHO SAID PERVERT ' !! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
480 He seems really intent on breaking his mother's back. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
481 Wall Street visits Main Street. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
482 Department of Public Works. Foot traffic survey. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
483 I'm starting to see things from a different point of view. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
484 And that cloud looks like an angry pedestrian! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
485 So this is what being one of my employees feels like. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
486 Anybody for a game of tick tack toe? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
487 I've fallen, but don't worry, I can get up. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
488 I got tired of just being a doormat. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
489 I think I'm going to like it here. The skyscrapers are amazing and everyone minds his own business. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
490 Are all you people really short? Or is it just that my perspective has changed? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
491 'With cat-like tread' my ass. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
492 I'm occupying Main Street. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
493 My wife left me for a banker. And I'm a banker. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
494 "City sidewalk, busy sidewalks." If only Bing could hear me now! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
495 I'm still alive and well. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
496 Sorry, but Wall Street was occupied. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
497 Like my wife keeps telling me I let people walk all over me. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
498 Vote for me and I'll stop doing this. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
499 They call me "old fashioned," but I know a thing or two about Street Level Marketing. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
500 I find it less painful than occupying the street. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
501 I gave up walking for lent. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
502 Life used to be so ... pedestrian. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
503 It's called a staycation, pal. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
504 Wall Street christens Walk of Fame. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
505 Doctor's orders, I'm resting my back. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
506 Nicholas wanted to be absolutely certain his mother's back would break. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
507 Location. Location. Location. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
508 Finally, I have a different perspective on life. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
509 Yes, obstructionist! Get over it! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
510 Angel hair and ice cream castles my ass! Those are chem trails! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
511 I'm down now, but things are looking up. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
512 Sometimes it's nice to exercise my white male privilege. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
513 It's getting increasingly more difficult to stop and smell the roses. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
514 Earlier I saw a Ryan's belt! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
515 Rodney Dangerfield's grave. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
516 If I even save one mother's back, it's worth it. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
517 I thought this city never sleeps. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
518 Hello, I'm Matt. Welcome. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
519 You losers never heard of eminent domain? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
520 I see skies of blue, And clouds of white. The bright blessed day, The dark sacred night. And I think to myself, What a wonderful world. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
521 I'm kind of hoping the right girl will just fall into my lap 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
522 From here, I can see Uranus. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
523 It was Jim's off-season workouts that set him apart from the other yes-men. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
524 It's an entirely new angle I like to call, "giving up." 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
525 I've fallen from the 30th floor and now I can't get up. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
526 Consider this a grammar lesson. I like to 'lie' on the sidewalk, so I 'lay' myself down on it. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
527 Will do sit-ups for food. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
528 I was like you once. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
529 Concrete evidence is what they want—concrete evidence is what they'll get. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
530 crepe...........leather............rubber... 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
531 Point of order. I believe I have the floor. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
532 I just needed a new perspective. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
533 Why, oh why, does life seem to keep passing me by? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
534 I ran out of vacation days. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
535 Don't worry, I've stopped the bleeding on my neck. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
536 In my job you meet people from all walks of life. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
537 I'm just the average man on the street 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
538 This form of passive-resistance, I predict, will one day soon end the torment of the cruel sit-up. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
539 I can't take another step until my Fitbit is finished charging 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
540 What's the point? They'll never choose my caption. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
541 I changed my mind. I AM going to take things lying down. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
542 Watch where you're stepping mister. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
543 Let everyone else spring forward, I'm sleeping in. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
544 I outsourced my bootstraps! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
545 I don't know why, but people just seem to avoid me. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
546 Im learning to relax, step-by-step. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
547 Anyone else notice how the clouds look like Trump's hair in a windstorm? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
548 How to be invisible in NYC. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
549 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
550 It's just nice to be connecting with people. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
551 To relax I like to people watch. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
552 The white noise helps me sleep. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
553 10,000 steps reached today and not an inch more. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
554 To understand the hurdle, become the hurdle. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
555 I'll be darned. It is glass. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
556 I'm a speed chump. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
557 You just don't get this view of the streetlights out in the country. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
558 Now it's starting to look like a bunny. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
559 This is ground control to Major Tom. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
560 A few more minutes and I'll have my 5,000 steps for the day. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
561 Unbelievable! Waiting to be cuffed here at my bank since 2008. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
562 Living off the grid is looking more appealing every day. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
563 When asked for his opinion on the new sidewalk, Wyatt quipped, “Not sure yet–let me sleep on it.” 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
564 My wife says I let people walk all over me...do you think that's true? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
565 I reverse engineered my Fitbit. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
566 Management sensitivity training 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
567 Sometimes I get the feeling that the notion that we are all one, born of stardust in exploding stars billions of years ago, is just lost on people. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
568 Hi, I'm flat Stanley's father, please take me on your next adventure! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
569 Greg became a little too comfortable people watching... 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
570 This is how it must feel to be Jeb Bush at a Trump rally ! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
571 Larry's always underfoot. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
572 So, THIS is the view from the bottom. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
573 Kicking off your project on a crowdfunding site is far from guaranteed. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
574 Since I quit boxing, there's an emptiness in my life. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
575 I've decided to fulfill my life long dream of just not caring. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
576 Sure, I could go to work. Or, I could just lay here and unlock my full potential. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
577 Next stop, the gutter... 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
578 Usually I let my boss do this, but he’s out of town. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
579 Try being walked on by another man's shoes. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
580 "I'm so popular, I could sleep on the sidewalk on 5th avenue and not lose a single vote." Donald Trump 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
581 I'm preparing for a career in politics. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
582 And that cloud looks like a shoeprint too! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
583 My boss said I let people walk all over me... he was right! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
584 Only in New York would anyone think this funny. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
585 You're always yelling "don't let people walk all over you" actually it feels pretty good!!! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
586 At the beach I like to imagine myself on a crowded street somewhere. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
587 My psychiatrist said I'm a human door mat, but I consider myself more of a speed bump. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
588 I should have taken the 30 days instead of opting for "community service. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
589 I used to pay someone to do this. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
590 From this angle I can see Uranus! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
591 Occupy Wall Street was never like this. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
592 Now I know what Cam Newton felt like in Super Bowl 50 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
593 Afternoon mindfulness session 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
594 I was warned if I entered politics I would be walked all over. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
595 I might try Grand Central next. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
596 She said I'll never know what it's like to have people walk all over me. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
597 My therapist said I should find a way to meet new people. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
598 I bring the trip and fall business to me. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
599 It's a good way to feel the pulse of the city 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
600 Thank goodness the pooch used the streetlamp.... 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
601 I guess I am going to take this lying down after all. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
602 A societal outlier indeed, and proud of it! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
603 I may have misunderstood what the 'floor monitor ' position meant! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
604 They told me I'd be getting in on the ground floor. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
605 Choosing to stay in the moment, Jeffrey still had to be aware of pigeons overhead. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
606 Street Twister anyone? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
607 Bob recalls a conversation with his broker about a year earlier... "Commodities, Bob - That's where you should be, commodities! Oil can't possibly go any lower than it is now! Let's get you in on the ground floor, while you still can!" 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
608 I can peer deeply into the soles of men 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
609 I love the feel of concrete in springtime 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
610 I forgive you, I forgive you, I forgive you... 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
611 Tread on me. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
612 Last puddle before the office; you're good now boss! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
613 I'm not feeling at all sleepy, so could you send the REAL sheep back? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
614 In a New York state of mind. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
615 I'm protesting the Supreme Court nomination....whoever it is. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
616 Sometimes you've got to just stop and smell the toes. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
617 I'll tell you one thing. I'll never use airbnb again. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
618 This allows the drone to capture my best features. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
619 Ironically, my name is Matt. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
620 Stop that man--he stole my pillow! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
621 My wife complains that I take things lying down. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
622 Y’ever have a day where you simply can’t be bothered to do even the teeniest goddamn thing? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
623 If they're going to walk all over me I may as well take it lying down. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
624 The next one in the circle has to flap his arms and twirl. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
625 I think I have the floor. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
626 I actually have no problem taking this lying down. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
627 My doctor told me to relax between meetings 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
628 Come on, think of your mother's back! 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
629 Everybody's walking on me I can't hear a word they're saying... 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
630 I take manspreading to a whole new level. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
631 Step two will be biting their ankles. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
632 No one else sees a white horse? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
633 I'm thinking concretely. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
634 Its my latest performance art, I call it "Republican Obstructionism". 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
635 I've a feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
636 What's the rush? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
637 I'm comfortable working from the ground up 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
638 Instead of just drawing a crude outline of the victims body, the detective on this case really displayed some talent. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
639 One of these days these boots gonna walk all over me 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
640 Not a care in the world...except stilettos. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
641 Please tread lightly," the man murmured softly, "this was a terrible day to have forgotten my jock strap at home. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
642 Today, Kevin decided to act out his favorite metaphor. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
643 For years I stepped all over people. It's time to give something back. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
644 Step on a crack and break a rib 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
645 I'm not gonna just trust the government to watch for asteroids. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
646 Can you believe that I only paid $2 million for this spot?! I love New York. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
647 Nobody's breaking their mother's back on my watch. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
648 So this is how the little people see the world! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
649 Unbelievable napping chutzpah! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
650 I live in a perpendicular world. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
651 You're the first New Yorker to notice. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
652 If you see me laying at your feet, a man in defeat, please be discreet. Walk on by. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
653 Hey, short skirts only, pal!! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
654 My therapist said to make mindfulness a part of my daily commute. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
655 Get a room. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
656 Wait,did I take my Narcolepsy medication this morning? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
657 I just couldn't function without my 11:30 trampling. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
658 It's called sole searching! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
659 Say, you wouldn't have a pillow handy... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
660 Counting sheep just isn't enough these days 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
661 My fitness app crashed. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
662 I'm just a speed-bump on the sidewalk of life. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
663 Go ahead, my wife does it all the time. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
664 Now I know why the room rate was so cheap. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
665 Thank God for wrinkle-free fabric. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
666 Last time I demand an office with a view. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
667 It's a Zeno's paradox fetish. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
668 I am trying to find myself. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
669 My psychologist says I let everybody walk all over me, but really most people make the effort to jump over. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
670 I’m a corporate yogi. Perfected my savasana for any time, any place and anywhere. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
671 Before eminent domain, this is where my couch was. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
672 I stepped on a crack. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
673 I must stop dreaming of New York. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
674 Note to self: stop acting like a doormat. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
675 Sometimes I feel totally invisible 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
676 My wife said I was lying around the house too much, so I decided to go somewhere else. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
677 I represent the homeless. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
678 Ahhh, cheapest massage in Manhattan. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
679 Dante's 8th Circle for Fraudulent Shoe Salesmen. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
680 I could've done without the dog. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
681 Watch your step, I'm ticklish! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
682 Performance art meets NYC commuters. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
683 And that cloud looks like an enormous, angry face.... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
684 My therapist recommended I get a new perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
685 This is going to be one of those days when everyone just walks all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
686 So this is what Grandma meant by tripping the light fantastic. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
687 In training to become a speed bump. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
688 What's more repulsive? Dog poop, gum, or a car salesman? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
689 I'm no different than the rest of you, just more comfortable. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
690 Relax buddy, I'm wearing a cup. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
691 Here live the denizens of the concrete jungle. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
692 The ultimate deep tissue massage, just steps from the office. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
693 It's not the city that never naps. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
694 So this is group therapy? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
695 Does anyone have a pillow? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
696 Frankly, you should be happy we live in a country where I can do this. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
697 Staycation is really over-rated. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
698 Watching clouds float by is supposed to be relaxing. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
699 The Airbnb posting did promise a lot of natural light. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
700 They hired me to get the ground floor perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
701 My wife says I let people walk all over me. Maybe she's right. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
702 I just love to people watch. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
703 I'd like to talk to you about increasing your personal liability insurance. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
704 Hawaii is a state of mind. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
705 The corporate ladder has failed me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
706 But reverse planking has a much better view. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
707 Careful there. Careful. New tie. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
708 Don't block the box. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
709 Stargazing is more challenging during the day. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
710 This is how we caucus. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
711 David gave up texting-while-walking for Lent and needed a new way to disrupt sidewalkers. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
712 The rat race is over. I won. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
713 You know, they used to call me Flat Stanley! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
714 In my life, there's no difference between going to the office or staying home. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
715 Oh boy! Here comes a skirt! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
716 Thank you for stepping over me, thank you for ........ 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
717 My life is such a mess... by lying down in a crowded room, people can see how stressed out I am these days. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
718 My autopiloted car is stuck in traffic. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
719 Heavy sits the crown..... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
720 I told my therapist that I was not going to let people push me around anymore. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
721 "That's one large leap for mankind." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
722 I'm collecting for narcolepsy research. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
723 I know...I just let people walk all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
724 That cloud looks like a flower 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
725 My shrink says I have low self-esteem, but sometimes a nap is just a nap. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
726 My wife says I let people walk all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
727 The crazy part is I'm not even tired. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
728 I'm doing research for 'views from a doormat'. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
729 If you can get walked on here, you can get walked on anywhere. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
730 Wall Street? No, this is Fall Street. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
731 You wouldn't believe how many ladies don't wear underwear. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
732 I don't understand why my wife says I let people walk all over me... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
733 We take our obstructionism very seriously. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
734 So I said, "Ted, I'm not gonna take this lying down," but then I thought what the heck. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
735 Oh how I long for the days of short skirts and long stilettos. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
736 I won't stand for it. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
737 I don't understand why people walk all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
738 Sorry. I overshlept today. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
739 How about one of those little toe-tickles like yesterday? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
740 This is just a trust building exercise. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
741 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the toeses... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
742 The layoffs affected Carl a little differently. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
743 Ah, New York! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
744 I remember when I used to go to work. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
745 Finally--a concrete alternative to the rat race! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
746 I'll be across the street tomorrow; alternate side rules, y'know .... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
747 My astrologer thinks I need to be more grounded 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
748 I'm gaining a new perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
749 I'm rebranding myself to be a steppingstone to success. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
750 They really will walk all over you if you let them! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
751 It's only a walk-on role. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
752 Must be your New York values. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
753 I'm a middle of the roader. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
754 Street theater performance of 'Death of a Salesman" 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
755 That's right, just make believe you don't see me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
756 Instead of a "walk on the wild side," I'm taking a "while on the sidewalk." 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
757 Here we go again. Jerks interrupting my nap. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
758 They say a staycation can be just as relaxing as a week at the shore. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
759 These two dimensional street artist drawings seem so real, I actually stepped over it~! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
760 I'm street art, and would you like to purchase life insurance? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
761 Excuse me, can you tell me where M.C. Escher's office is? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
762 For a sidewalk superintendent, lying down if part of the job. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
763 Things are finally looking up for me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
764 I really expected an out of body experience to be much better than this. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
765 " If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you," .... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
766 Anyone spare a pillow? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
767 Looks like a textbook candidate for cognitive therapy. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
768 These folks are definitely NOT from Colorado. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
769 Hey. It's more fun than watching the Super Bowl. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
770 Today, I'm feeling wrinkle free. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
771 "Sure enough, things are looking up.? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
772 This is the life! I'm never going back to work at that beach again. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
773 Steven's sidewalk yoga quickly caught on in the neighborhood. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
774 Sometimes, I feel as though people treat me like a doormat. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
775 Hop Scotchman 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
776 who said the city never sleeps? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
777 He's sole searching. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
778 I guess I had more romantic notions of a ground floor opportunity. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
779 And that cloud looks like a bunny! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
780 This is my impression of Jeb Bush. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
781 I did not pick the best place to do my sit-ups. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
782 At least it's rent controlled. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
783 I use to be a stand up guy. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
784 Ed 's hypnotist is particularly effective. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
785 Quick: This man requires an immediate Heimlich Maneuver ! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
786 I've always depended on the apathy of strangers. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
787 I'm in training to be Head Corporate Doormat. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
788 I'm protesting in support of the flat tax. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
789 So it's true what they say about New Yorkers. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
790 I'm beginning to think that the assertiveness training exercises didn't work. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
791 Golden parachute, indeed. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
792 Okay. Tread on me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
793 I look straight, but my orientation has always been a flat out lie. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
794 Don't mind me. Just trying to be irrelevant. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
795 Stress Yoga 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
796 Keeping a low profile . . . . 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
797 Look...a blimp! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
798 When did sidewalk art become so lifelike? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
799 Now I get why they call it a manhole cover. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
800 Banker at Rest, street art circa 2008. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
801 Just counting sheep... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
802 Calvin regretted clicking on the link that promised "These DIY Massage Hacks Will Save You Time, Money and Stress." 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
803 This protest is not going well. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
804 You see, THIS is 'literally' letting people walk all over me. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
805 I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
806 New York, New York, it's a wonderful town.... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
807 I'm Watching Your Step. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
808 That cloud looks like a guy stepping over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
809 Method Acting for the Law and Order Victim 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
810 Yo! Now, who is the king of passive aggression? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
811 Concrete is man-made. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
812 Wrinkle resistant test kitchen 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
813 I kind of like being stepped on its just like work. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
814 You could use a spring in your step 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
815 When life gives you hurdles, become the hurdle. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
816 Here's proof that people look down their nose at me. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
817 I'm out here saving soles. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
818 Cinderella dressed in yella... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
819 Herbert always did enjoy being the center of attention. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
820 I hate to be a bother, but do any of you know CPR? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
821 Someone call life alert. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
822 Looks like he found the right 12-step program. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
823 Step on a crack, break your broker's back. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
824 I mean, the egg had to come first, right? Where else would the chicken come from? I suppose there could be a chicken floating around space somewhere but then were did THEY come from...? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
825 And there you have it, folks - urban empathy - from your man on the street.... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
826 Sure, it hurts my front, but it's great for my back. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
827 Care to voice an opinion to "your man on the street?" 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
828 Tan lines won't be a problem. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
829 Watch my junk! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
830 Don't mind me. I'm on paternity leave. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
831 Jim is anticipating that one step. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
832 I'm okay – just getting some Swedish massage for free. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
833 Things are finally looking up! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
834 I can lay in the middle of 5th Avenue and I wouldn't lose voters! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
835 Hey, I'm cloud-watching, here! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
836 Ahh to be a doormat for a day... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
837 GO AHEAD,EVERYBODY ELSE DOES. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
838 I do it to myself, I do. And that's what really hurts 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
839 I'll show her avoidance behavior. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
840 Guess I didn't have to be embarrassed about falling down. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
841 Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
842 When you wish upon a star....... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
843 This wasn't supposed to happen with my new power tie. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
844 Pedestrian down! Pedestrian down! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
845 OK, I am ready for my man-on-the-street interview. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
846 I lost my day planner. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
847 I"ve often wondered what this would be like. And now I wonder why I wondered. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
848 I can sleep anywhere. It's the getting to sleep that is the tough bit. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
849 I'm waiting for Nancy Sinatra. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
850 Careful, I've got a hernia 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
851 Step on a crack, break my back. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
852 I'm pulling together some concrete plans. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
853 I don't understand it. How can you ever get sick of this? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
854 I was told to check my privilege! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
855 My shrink said this would help me understand income inequality. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
856 If you’re coming back this way, mind grabbing me a hot dog? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
857 My therapist should have been here by now. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
858 I feel I'm at a crossroads. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
859 This is Park Avenue right? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
860 God, is there any way I can get recruited as a walk-on? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
861 You may be wondering why I've asked you all here today. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
862 Keep moving, people. It's crunch time! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
863 Tell Mankoff I'm still thinking 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
864 Don't mind me. I'm just a chalk illusion. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
865 My chiropractor is booked for the week. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
866 Typical Bankers or Banksy? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
867 People walk all over me, but I just keep looking up! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
868 Not so sure this beats counting sheep. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
869 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick , Jack jump over the Wall Street dick. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
870 When a rich man walks on people, that is not news. When people walk on a rich man, that is news. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
871 “Well, I may be a son of a bitch, but I’m LYING down, not laying.” [I would underline, bold face or italicize instead of all caps, but can't do any of them in this format.] 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
872 'I'm thinking about changing therapists.' 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
873 It's number 47 on my Bucket list. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
874 That's OK. Ignore the fact that I just fell out of a second floor window. I'm sure you all have important places to go and important places to be. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
875 Do you ever feel like you let people just walk all over you. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
876 Watch your step, mind the gap 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
877 At least it's an easy commute. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
878 That's okay, I'm used to people walking all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
879 So, when does the meditation part of this class start ? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
880 Directly above us is a cloud shaped like a duck and that must be acknowledged and appreciated by someone. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
881 It's better in summer, with the shorter skirts. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
882 Sometimes it's good to get a fresh perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
883 IKEA's SIDEWÄLKSENG bed...best part, no assembly required. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
884 The "occupy" movement loses steam. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
885 Honestly, what the hell. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
886 Not my best airbnb stay, but also not my worst. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
887 I took the afternoon off. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
888 Man, the gutter was way less stressful. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
889 Ugh! Another ripped seam! Holey soles, frayed hems, open flies - the underside of the city is not a pretty sight. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
890 Step on my tie, poke your mother's eye! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
891 It's all about knowing how to relax. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
892 Welcome to middle management.... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
893 It's OK. I've been down so long, it looks like up to me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
894 Caution! Man at Work! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
895 Lying down on the job is my job description. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
896 Hay, you're blocking my sun! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
897 It's the opposite of CrossFit. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
898 Nice guy, but he lets people walk all over him 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
899 Well, at least I'm in the New Yorker. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
900 No I don't need any help, I'm fine just as I am! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
901 Sometimes I just like to lie back and watch the world go by. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
902 Retire, turn on, tune in, drop out. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
903 'I'm thinking about getting married." 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
904 It gives me a whole new perspective on being down. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
905 I don"t mind letting people walk all over me, but it upsets my psychiatrist. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
906 Some point of views are just dirty 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
907 "My blood pressure medication did say 'Lie down immediately after taking' ". 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
908 Siesta time in Scranton 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
909 Dave added himself to the Walk of Fame. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
910 Sometimes I wish my career wasn't so pedestrian. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
911 I'm protesting protesters! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
912 I, like you, was once in a hurry. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
913 Please excuse my eminent domain request. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
914 Counting sheeple always helps me fall asleep. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
915 I AM going to take this lying down! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
916 Yes, it's a 12 step program and stay off the cracks. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
917 It's the latest rage in New Delhi! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
918 Results of test: City folks do not like to get involved. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
919 The weird part is that I made it 43 years WITHOUT stepping on a crack . 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
920 Did you ever notice how helpful New Yorkers are? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
921 Well I'll show them. I'm gonna take this lying down! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
922 And here I thought the landing would be hell. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
923 Did you ever think the world was passing you by? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
924 Little do they know, there's a grenade in my pocket. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
925 My ex-wife suggested this crowd-sourced massage idea. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
926 I just LOVE New York City. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
927 Hi Folks, welcome to our latest 'Cups of Steel' infomercial ... today we're in downtown Manhattan just sort of hanging out. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
928 Don't criticize lying down on the job until you've tried it. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
929 That settles it! Next time, no AirBnB! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
930 This cartoon is for the drones. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
931 It's just like spending time with my wife, except that I get to see many more shoes. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
932 This is a rather painful perspective! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
933 I just love the attention 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
934 You want ground game? I'll give you ground game. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
935 Don't mind me. Just trying to blend in. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
936 The Forensic Unit is bringing chalk. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
937 Two more minutes, and I'll be as good as new. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
938 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do own this sidewalk. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
939 Escher at rest. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
940 ...down on Main Street... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
941 My therapist says that I shouldn't allow people to walk all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
942 This mindful meditation thing just isn't really working for me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
943 ... and that one looks like a bunny rabbit... 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
944 It is said, The secret of getting ahead is getting started. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
945 Repent for the kingdom of clod is near. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
946 Who wants to tuck me in? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
947 I just wish I remembered to wear a cup. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
948 Tired of counting sheep, Fred tries something new... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
949 New York City CPR 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
950 Brother, can you spare a Bitcoin? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
951 "Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down". 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
952 So this is what it feels like to be the Constitution of the United States. . . . 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
953 Good form and elevation—eight-point-five. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
954 Okay, who stood on the crack? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
955 And then I stopped and thought, well, why SHOULDN'T I take this lying down? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
956 All the park benches were taken. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
957 What part of "staycation" don't you get? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
958 Finally...shavasana time 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
959 Rosebud! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
960 I've looked at crowds from both sides now. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
961 So I said to her: "Who needs to pay for a fancy massage therapist?" 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
962 Step on me, and I'll squeak for you. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
963 I'm telling you guys, you're gonna wish you joined my cult when you had the chance! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
964 I prefer to judge a man when I can see up his nostrils. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
965 I just won a big contract and decided to celebrate like a tennis star. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
966 Mom,I hope you can hear me up there. Most people WOULD rather walk over something than pick it up. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
967 My vacation starts right now 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
968 The last four words I remember were my boss saying ,"You're fired" and someone else announcing, "Last call". 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
969 The cop just went back to get his chalk. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
970 It's a working vacation. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
971 It's performance art. I'm portraying the Bill of Rights in a Trump administration. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
972 Don't mind me, I'm just a sidewalk painting 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
973 Wipe Your Feet… 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
974 My wife always says that I let people walk all over me. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
975 Let's be careful with the tie. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
976 It's nice to be walked all over by strangers, for a change. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
977 John found being the bump in the road uniquely satisfying. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
978 Saturday on the Sidewalk With George. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
979 Hmmm. I got off and the world didn't stop. Go figure. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
980 A little lower and to the left, please. That's where the itch is. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
981 Well, I did say that I wanted to pave the way for others in the firm. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
982 I'm in training for getting married next week 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
983 I'd be lying if I said this was comfortable 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
984 Leaving the Executive Team baffled, Walk-on-Management Day turned out to be a raving success. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
985 It's cheaper than a massage. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
986 I'm just your average man on the street. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
987 And then he said, "You can't let people walk over you like that." 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
988 Clouds sure look different when you're an adult. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
989 I enjoy making eye contact. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
990 I come from a long line of layabouts. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
991 I usually do this in front of the subway doors while I post things online. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
992 The critics call it performance art 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
993 Hi! I'm what they call "pedestrian friendly!" 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
994 I think of myself as more of a welcome matt. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
995 I think I'm having an out-of-cartoon experience. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
996 Occasionally a guy just has to drop out of the rat race. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
997 Don't mind me I'm on a different plane. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
998 Watch out, you might get Doug on your shoe. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
999 Curse eminent domain! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1000 It's all a matter of perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1001 My Realtor wasn't kidding. Only $5,000 a month for a pied-à-terre uptown with city views! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1002 Does anyone have a cigarette? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1003 I've decided not to enforce my borders! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1004 Hey, I'm napping here! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1005 How's this rat-race thing working out for y'all? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1006 I was with the Bush Campaign, but I find this so much more fulfilling. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1007 If only Jack's Sleep Number Bed could adjust to this level of firmness. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1008 I'm just trying to get a fresh perspective. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1009 I’m practicing for Congress. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1010 Ok, so maybe I AM your stepping stone. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1011 See? White lives don't matter, either. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
1012 Bill, it's me, Marty! I was hoping our paths would cross again. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1013 I'm practicing to be a professional obstructionist in the Senate. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
1014 I would move, but the rent is so cheap. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1015 After a weekend with the kids Bob finds solace in his happy place. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1016 There's a lot of noise and not much privacy. But the price per foot was terrific. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1017 This is the best staycation ever. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
1018 Why do I let people walk all over me? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1019 Ah, city life! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
1020 Letting people walk all over me makes me feel oodles better than when they did it against my will. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1021 Ah, so THIS is what it feels like to be a nobody... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1022 Never voted my whole life and proud of it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1023 For a more cut-throat attitude the CEO thought it will be a good idea to motivate employees to step over their peers. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1024 Please stay in a single line and exit right. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1025 Cross. Don't cross. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1026 And there's the cow. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1027 Getting stepped over on the sidewalk sure beats getting walked on at work. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1028 excuse me, would you happen to know what time it is? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1029 I gotta get my own place 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1030 Maybe if I can visualize being a penny I will figure out how to make more of them... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1031 Gerald never lets afternoon sidewalk traffic prevent him from appreciating a towering Cumulonimbus. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1032 Stomp away, this suit isn't even mine. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1033 Paving the Way 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1034 Hi, I'm the new face of the see something, say something program 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1035 BE HERE NOW! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1036 We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stairs. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1037 Oh, don't mind me. Just trying to get a competitive edge. See things differently. Bunch of Wesleyan grads and their hotshot social media. Does that really beat 20 years of experience these days? Microdosed a little acid earlier. Need a plan for Q3. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1038 But I'm not just an empty suit!" 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1039 So, I just did-me some talkin to the sun... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1040 That's weird. That cloud looks like my mother. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1041 who needs a rug when you have me; 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1042 Such are the tribulations of being named Matt. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1043 L.A. proved too much for The Man. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1044 Join me in my crusade for work-life balance! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1045 ...and that pedestrian also looks like an angry duck... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1046 Republicans... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1047 Hey, that one looks like a bunny! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1048 Nom Myoho Renge Kyo..... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1049 This is much cheaper than the massage parlor down the street 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1050 Say, would you please hand me that remote? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1051 My therapist was right, when you view the world from a new perspective it does make you feel better 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1052 Don't tread on me, buster! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1053 ...yes, turning 52 has been quite the experience. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1054 That one looks like a person! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1055 Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1056 Starting at the bottom and working your way up, is way overrated! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1057 "The Who" in Cincinnati. Remember? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1058 I tie the room together. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1059 I used to be a door mat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1060 If you think your job is bad, try counting boogers for a living. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1061 Step on me, break your mother’s knee. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1062 I'm preparing for the next debate. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1063 I'm deciding whether or not I can't take it anymore. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1064 I have officially been 'walked all over', okay? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1065 I used to avoid the cracks, but I may have stayed in therapy too long. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1066 And . . . freeze! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1067 Who cares? It was just a job. I'm on top of the world. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1068 Chill Bill takes a chill pill 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1069 My therapist suggested I find someone new to look up to. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1070 Watch it! This here's an Airbnb top pick. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1071 Entrepreneurial experiment: The New York Hall of Fame 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1072 Looks like white lives don't matter - either. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1073 Call me an ambulance!" "OK, you're an ambulance. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1074 After you stomp me, sir, will you agree to do a 2-question survey on what you enjoyed most and why? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1075 You wouldn't believe what people have on the bottom of their shoes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1076 My last trip down under was a lot more enjoyable 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1077 Keep moving! My wife says this is part of my homework for couples therapy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1078 I got tired of being ignored. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1079 My shrink said to change my point of view. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1080 I'm feeling a little under the leather. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1081 There is nothing more relaxing than watching the sun rise above the high rise. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1082 So much for that sit down protest. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1083 Bright as he was, Doug never quite understood how to 'play the victim'. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1084 I learned the ropes on Black Friday and haven't looked back since. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1085 I walked a mile in your shoes and this is how it ends. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1086 I started doing it for the abject depression. I keep doing it for the upskirts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1087 I told him not to walk over me in the office! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1088 Middle Class "Matt" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1089 Doctor's orders to rest when I get tired. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1090 I'm the down-to-earth, upward-looking candidate, so vote for me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1091 Can you spare some change? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1092 I called an ambulance but should have gotten a taxi 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1093 Forgot I was retired when I first got up, but you guys go have a great day for me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1094 I was burned out from obstructing legislation so I decided to take a vacation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1095 Still beats sleeping on that futon 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1096 Don't mind me. I'm used to it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1097 I'm working on my mindfulness. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1098 One giant leap for mankind. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1099 It's rent-controlled, plus it gets great light. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1100 We're all prone to error, I'm just more prone than others. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1101 Pardon me, my fault. I thought I got rid of that rib. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1102 I used to let being a push-over bother me. Now I embrace it. It's sorta liberating. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1103 I feel irrelevant. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1104 There must be something about crowdfunding that I’m missing? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1105 I really could have used that second cup of coffee. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1106 Trump lost my vote. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1107 From MY perspective........ 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1108 I love it when the light changes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1109 At this point... why not. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1110 Bernie suddenly finds lyrical inspiration on the sidewalks of New York. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1111 Don't mind me, just taking a business casual nap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1112 This MC Escher walking tour is a bit over rated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1113 My drone is recording this. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1114 I'm starting to think my wife is right. I DO let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1115 So this is what lying down on the job is like! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1116 Finally some peace and quiet 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1117 1001, 1002, 1003... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1118 And so the great grandson of Christopher Gadsden, recent tea party enthusiast, thought long and hard for a slogan for their new flag. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1119 I'm gonna take this lying down! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1120 Thank goodness for my GPS. I _never_ would've found this hotel. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1121 I took community service for selling crummy mortgages. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1122 Thank goodness rush hour comes only twice a day! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1123 It's a free existence, isn't it? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1124 I'm a performance chalk artist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1125 Hi! My name is Matt! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1126 My shrink told me not to let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1127 One story at a time: Under-Humans of New York 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1128 Look, the rules are I have to be dead before you can step over my body. OK? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1129 I run a grass root level campaign. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1130 At least, I'm diagonal. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1131 I gave up not letting people walk all over me again for Lent. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1132 It's a warm-up for getting kicked in the ass later. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1133 ....and more often than not, I can't stop the feeling that people are walking all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1134 I'm trying to gain a new perspective on my daily commute. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1135 I'm not sure this crowdsourcing therapy is going to work. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1136 "Can it really be true that life is passing me by"? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1137 ''Narcolepsy hazard.'' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1138 Wow, how surprising... a day in New York where people actually acknowledge you exist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1139 Even here in the city, I like to just take a moment to kick back and stare up at the sky. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1140 From down here, the markets are looking up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1141 I love 3-D sidewalk art. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1142 Carl's oxycodone prescription ran out. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1143 My mother was right. I always let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1144 Hey, watch your step...I just pressed these pants. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1145 Hey, this gives me a whole new perspective on why people tend to walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1146 Heh, heh. Think I'm 3-D chalk art, don'tcha? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1147 Do you ever get the feeling that people are walking all over you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1148 I'm still have faith in trickle-down economics. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1149 Man down , I repeat, man down. Oh yea, forgot I was in NYC 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1150 It was happening figuratively anyways 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1151 Watch your step there, buddy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1152 Once it gets dark, this is the perfect place to see the stars. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1153 Don't mind me, I'm a stranger here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1154 Oh, nothing much! What's going on around you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1155 This feels like MC Escher's version of tic-tac-toe 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1156 Step lively, people. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1157 And then I said "I bet I CAN!' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1158 Don't knock it till you've tried it... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1159 Can a guy get any peace and quiet? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1160 One sheep... two sheep... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1161 A little to the left 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1162 Tell me, what do you stand for? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1163 I think I misunderstood how the iCloud works. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1164 My therapist says I need to be more trusting. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1165 Oh you know, just your typical Monday morning. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1166 Then she told me to stop being everyone's door mat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1167 Careful-I'm vested. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1168 This job is just a stepping stone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1169 This was my favorite spot before it got developed. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1170 Ahh, I've finally reached rock bottom. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1171 What's not to love? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1172 So this morning, fifty steps from my office, I thought, ‘Enough is enough.’ 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1173 As you can see, my skills as an obstructionist make me the perfect congressional candidate. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1174 Sundays on the sidewalk with George. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1175 It's harder than it looks, being a speed bump on the road of life. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1176 I have decided to take it easy from now on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1177 Call me crazy, but I love that Empire State Building. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1178 When the website listed lowest room rates in the city "guaranteed", I should have checked further.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1179 Paul you gotta stop letting people walk all over you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1180 Mom was right. They really did walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1181 I'm getting a dead birds eye view. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1182 Man - I sure hope I nail this speed-bump interview 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1183 Doug could not only live with people walking all over him, he rather enjoyed it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1184 Aahhh, gravity. Why deny it? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1185 Sometimes I just ask myself, what would Escher do? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1186 I guess I'll show them that this isn't a city that never sleeps. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1187 "I'm just the 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1188 While stargazing in Grand Central, Hal wonders when the lights will be restored. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1189 Man, just look at these clouds 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1190 From down here, you all look like pants! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1191 I think I'll try the park bench tomorrow. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1192 I live in a NYC apartment. I feel at home here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1193 My wife wants me to understand how it feels to have people walking all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1194 I have to say, things are looking up... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1195 Surprisingly, everyone respects my space. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1196 Mine was the fate of being named Scotch. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1197 That sidewalk art is getting more and more realistic! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1198 My lower back pain's nearly gone. Now if I could just get someone to step on my stomach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1199 CEOs matter! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1200 Brother, can you help someone who's hit bottom? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1201 hey bro 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1202 Doctor, sometimes I have this dream..... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1203 My Apple iNap alert went off. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1204 My analyst says that I walk all over people and that I need to learn how that makes them feel. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1205 You can't ignore me now. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1206 Hi, I'm just waiting for the rapture. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1207 Now I know what city I am in! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1208 I'm working on my street smarts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1209 There must be better ways to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1210 Well, it was either this or take the summons for not scooping it up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1211 My therapist told me I was a doormat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1212 Why pay for a massage when I can just lay here instead for FREE. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1213 Excuse me while I kiss the sky. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1214 Free hugs! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1215 Penny for your thoughts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1216 You have left footprints on my heart.....my ankle.....my knee.....my..... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1217 Just think, I use to pay for massages. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1218 "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ah ah ah stayin' alive. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1219 They said, go lay in traffic. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1220 I'm working my way up to wallflower. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1221 Don't mind me I'm just conducting a study in economical masseurs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1222 Actually, I prefer Matthew. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1223 Hey! Walk around. I was here first. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1224 Beauty Bath take me away 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1225 Wow, that cloud looks like an angry businessman! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1226 Corporate lying 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1227 It's not every day you run across guys like this. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1228 The M.T.A. didn't say anything about man-spreading on the sidewalk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1229 ?? Don't go chasing waterfalls ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1230 I've looked at life from both sides now... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1231 People just walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1232 His boss told him to "Stop and smell the roses" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1233 I call it guerilla chillin' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1234 I'm your life's hurdle for today. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1235 Now I feel at home! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1236 Even out of work I'm still getting stepped on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1237 Wilber, aspiring street performer, working on his "wad of chewing gum" impersonation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1238 My wife says I'm lazy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1239 Not sure if this Urban Meditation fad will ever gain traction 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1240 The glass ceiling is beautiful from down here 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1241 Walden: Fury Road 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1242 Hey, everyone needs a vacation! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1243 No, I didn't lose a bet. I'm running for president. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1244 Do I have your vote? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1245 Meanwhile on Waltz Street in Manflatten. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1246 Low-cost hotel rooms have their limitations. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1247 So then I thought, what's the point if you can't just lay back once in a while, and look at the sky? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1248 For when the 'trust fall' exercise fails . . . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1249 The TNY selection committee has no sense of humor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1250 This whole manspreading thing is becoming a real problem. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1251 You've a hole in your shoe, buddy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1252 I can see Russia from here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1253 The adventures of narcoleptic man! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1254 Trimming that stubborn tummy fat was never so easy 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1255 I'm a performance art piece titled, "Banking Reforms." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1256 My wife says I shouldn't let people walk all over me, but i'm not taking that lying down. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1257 My psychiatrist said to imagine myself on a beach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1258 Birdman's ending, director's cut. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1259 I forgot to eat my Wheaties this morning. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1260 City Slacker 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1261 My wife says that I let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1262 Ever closer to the Zen of Crowds. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1263 Bob was amazed, having thought he was the only one who could stick to the ceiling. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1264 Let's see where this leads - I started Occupy Wall Street like this. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1265 Whoa, there really is a glass ceiling! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1266 Gargoyles are so unappreciated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1267 Just want you to know I am getting promoted and this is your last chance to walk over me 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1268 We're getting some push back now--we need more boots on the ground. Hey, I'm putting a stake in the ground here! Let's blue sky this. At the end of the day ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1269 And that cloud looks like a little bunny! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1270 If you let them, they'll walk all over you! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1271 As the world goes by, Matt considers making a name change. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1272 Joe liked to get away from the office at crunch time. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1273 It's my take on a flat white. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1274 It's bad luck to step on a crackpot. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1275 Mondays. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1276 Rush hour is the most exciting part of my day. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1277 I don't know why I let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1278 A bunnie or maybe a clown. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1279 Pavement laying is my easiest job so far 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1280 I wish I could give you a better reason, but I'm just a jerk in a suit. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1281 Ferragamo? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1282 Sometimes you've just got to slow down. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1283 My life matters! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1284 This guy is over the top. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1285 I am used to getting stepped on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1286 This isn't even my rock bottom. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1287 I just got tired of being a pushover. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1288 I'm a slip and fall lawyer. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1289 Talk about being society's doormat...I guess I'm it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1290 I'm nobody going nowhere. Who are you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1291 I have been doing some sole searching recently. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1292 Take a bow, James, I think we can say you've hit bottom. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1293 So then I said, I'm nobody's doormat! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1294 Dickie, hasn't this hazing gone a little too far? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1295 I thought a Thai massage would be a little bit less westernized. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1296 I could move. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1297 So I guess this is the second collapse of Wall Street... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1298 A career in middle-management had prepared Rob for this moment. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1299 Quick, get to your spots! We'll never make it to the Northeast division's 'outdoor human compass' finals like this! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1300 Boss said, "Be disruptive." How's this for disruptive? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1301 Guess what Mom? Maybe I do like letting people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1302 You know there is a difference between dormant and door mat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1303 I have nowhere to go.. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1304 This is no day at the beach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1305 Maybe I'm not the "elephant in the room" but perhaps "the supine man on the sidewalk?" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1306 I guess my ex-wife and that therapist we're right; I do let people walk over me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1307 It's rent stabilized, close to work and has unobstructed views. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1308 The Doc said I have a prostrate problem and recommended a wait and see approach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1309 ...and there's a cloud shaped like an IBM Selectric! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1310 These 'power naps' are addictive. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1311 I'm laying here! I'M LAYING HERE! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1312 It's what we in the business call vertical capitulation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1313 In an effort to promote physical activity, the city has decided to incorporate realistic chalk murals on sidewalks. So far "The sleeping businessman" creates the most activity. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1314 Historical Exhibit #1984, Wall Street and the American People. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1315 I'm not moving until Kate Upton comes by in a mini-skirt. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1316 Ok, what would you do if I was on fire? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1317 They were right. The building looks so much taller from this angle. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1318 Could someone make sure my hoverboard doesn't get run over? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1319 I'm on sabbatical. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1320 I like being in the middle of things. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1321 Ever heard of a little band called Radiohead? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1322 Now I can see why Flat Stanley peaked as a kid. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1323 Did I mention it's rent controlled? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1324 I'm ignored at work, my wife ignores me, now this! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1325 Punta Cana, Schmunta Cana. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1326 It's not a depression exactly, more an energy crisis. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1327 I love both hop and scotch, just not together. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1328 She says I was a doormat--I'll show her. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1329 Sorry, but I finally found my sleep number. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1330 Extreme final savasana. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1331 My psychiatrist says I let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1332 Next, I'm going to literally climb a wall. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1333 Lordy! Such stout nose hairs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1334 ... oh just market research on inseams. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1335 Would one of you mind waking me in twenty minutes? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1336 What in the world is THIS DREAM about!!!!! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1337 There's a cartoonist on the ceiling. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1338 If I don't wake up soon, I'm going to start thinking this is real ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1339 So I said, "Yes, I am going to take it lying down." Now I'm kind of stuck here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1340 You never could get around me, Fred. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1341 Slow down, ya move too fast. Gotta make the morning last. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1342 Another Repubican Debate.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1343 Step on an Banker, break your mother's credit score. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1344 That's right, Mr. Hitchcock, I said this is the worst remake ever of 'The 39 Steps.' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1345 I guess you're right. No one ever thinks he's an obstructionist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1346 These 3D sidewalk artists are getting lazy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1347 I told them the view from the top was overrated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1348 The city has been really stifling my creativity, so I've been dabbling in performance art during my lunch breaks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1349 Just needed a taste of home. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1350 Just thought I'd see if I could trip you up 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1351 I'm testing the validity of the saying, 'don't tread on me'. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1352 Have you guys ever considered how ridiculous you must appear in the eye of the Great Parrot? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1353 I'm doing some concrete thinking. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1354 That's right - go ahead - just walk all over me, see if I care. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1355 I think I overdressed for this speed bump job. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1356 Yep, crosswalk-fit. Great for the core. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1357 I always forget how pedestrian my old stomping grounds are. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1358 My therapist suggested I get a new perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1359 Next time I get a suit I won't buy the floor model 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1360 Who would believe this view for only $2,000 a month? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1361 This is the only way I can stop looking at my phone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1362 ooo please someone, Heimlich me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1363 Now I know why only tourists look up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1364 "Watch your step, Don't tread on me, Easy does it, Jack be nimble, Sky's the limit, Over the top, Take it easy, Tread lightly, etc., thanks! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1365 Life is good. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1366 It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood so won't you be my neighbor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1367 I've fallen and I can't give a damn. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1368 Job hazards of a pavement tester. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1369 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1370 Over my dead body! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1371 I'm taking a traffic survey 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1372 I'll stay here at the crime scene until the cop who draws the chalk outline shows up . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1373 Hey friend, can you spare a cell phone? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1374 Step on a crack and break your mother's back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1375 You have it all wrong. I'm Matt . . .with two Ts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1376 Help! I've fallen and don't want to get up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1377 I want to wake up... in a cityyyy... that never sleeps... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1378 Ahh! A new perspective is just what I needed! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1379 Don't tread on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1380 That cloud looks like a man lying on a sidewalk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1381 It helps me think more concretely. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1382 My name's Matt, nice to meet you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1383 Excuse me! I'm doing situps! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1384 Finders keepers, losers weepers! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1385 I feel like everyone walks all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1386 These Airbnb's really do make me feel like part of the community. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1387 Aaahhhhhhuuuuuuuummm.. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1388 Who piddled? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1389 I’m in training for a Senate race. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1390 You would be surprised at the number of people going commando! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1391 Somewhere over the rainbow... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1392 M.C. Esher, I hate you! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1393 Step lively everyone. Masochism II class in five minutes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1394 It's part childish tantrum and part urban dance. I call it the Trump. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1395 Dr. Rhinefield was right! A new perspective DOES change your surroundings. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1396 And that cloud looks like a shoe, and that one, and that one... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1397 It's the sunniest spot in a 10 block radius. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1398 I don't know why people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1399 Trying to figure out if the older you are, the lower they hang. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1400 Hey buddy . . . I'm relaxed . . . why are you so uptight? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1401 Does anybody care anymore? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1402 Stephen Stone's my name, helping others get ahead's my game. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1403 The minister told me to do some serious "sole searching". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1404 My life coach says to stay grounded and keep dreaming! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1405 Excuse me, are you Matt? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1406 Started from the bottom... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1407 They're either looking down on me or walking all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1408 Please, don't flatter me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1409 I'm done with this. I've gone to my happy place. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1410 I used to pay good money for this! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1411 I just want people to get to know me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1412 Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag and smile, smile smile. Don't let your joy and laughter hear the snag, smile boys that the style. What's the use of worrying, it never was worth while so, pack up your . . . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1413 If that dog comes back I'll really get mad. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1414 Story of my life, nobody cares. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1415 A different point of view never hurts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1416 I'm in an Escher state of mind. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1417 I'm a pollster looking for angry voters. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1418 Ahh, Wall Street, nothing like it! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1419 I work from the ground up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1420 I'm sleepin' here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1421 I just feel like my mind's in another place, Doc. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1422 #FlatLivesMatter 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1423 Hi. I'm Jeb Bush and I'd like your vote. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1424 I'm my own boss. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1425 Charles was afflicted with a rare condition called compulsive meditation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1426 He was unequivocal. Whenever I'm feeling stressed, I should just lie down for a few minutes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1427 Just admiring the glass ceiling. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1428 Your aura tickles. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1429 With the ever increasing cost of air travel, Brian decided to have his summer vacation exactly where he was. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1430 That's the spot. I'm donating a kidney to my brother. The one I caught cheating with my wife. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1431 Until this moment, Terry had never considered himself merely a hurdle in another man's story. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1432 My upskirt cam is broken. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1433 Oddly, my middle of the road position just annoys people. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1434 I......love a parade..... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1435 Seriously, tread on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1436 Geez, I hope he has a chip. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1437 I'm starting a new urban movement: Sidewalk Siestas. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1438 I told you New Yorkers wouldn't notice! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1439 Aah...there's no place like New York in the springtime. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1440 Hey, it's cheaper than a chiropractor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1441 I'm beginning to regret picking the sunny side of the street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1442 Now now, Simon didn't say stand up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1443 I've been walked on my whole life! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1444 Soft landing. Negative interest. Thank you Janet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1445 Watch me turn invisible with just two words: "Spare change?" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1446 Can't a man take a leisurely nap around here? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1447 Next time I'll take what's behind the curtain! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1448 Keep moving, folks. Nothing to see here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1449 I made eye contact and I said to him: "Look, I'm not standing in your way." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1450 I never seem to find the time for some downtime anymore. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1451 Excuse me...are you satisfied with your internet provider? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1452 You're not gonna' make it, pal. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1453 Our newest studio, now open! #urbanmeditation 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1454 Slow down, please. I need to count all of you, if I'm to get this traffic study completed. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1455 I’m an outlier. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1456 Hey! Hi! Hello! Hey There! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1457 His lies weren't always apparent. However, his lying in the middle of the street was harder to overlook. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1458 "Stupid humans..." - (Rover's reflections on Wall Street's latest 3-D sidewalk chalk-art.) 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1459 Jack be nimble. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1460 And now it's time for my daily foot fetish break... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1461 This just goes to show that I'm nobody's doormat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1462 Yup. Downtrodden. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1463 With lower approval ratings than a cowhide, this chic rug made with a banker is in! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1464 Don't tread on me. I'm a Tea Partier. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1465 There's nothing like a power dirt nap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1466 life without a soulmate 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1467 Just call me Matt. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1468 Maybe this wasn't the best spot for my afternoon nap 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1469 Doesn't that cloud look like a dragon? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1470 I'm mansplanking. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1471 Down, but still in the game! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1472 So? You've never seen a guy do crunches before? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1473 Now I know how Jeb feels. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1474 Ah, yes, so this is what our democracy being trampled on feels like. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1475 Do you ever have one of those days where it seems as if people are just walking all over you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1476 My therapist said something about someone else's shoes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1477 I like to stop and smell the pavement. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1478 Where the sidewalk Eds. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1479 At that moment, I thought a speed bump was a good idea. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1480 Try to see things from my perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1481 Life's a beach, huh. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1482 It’s okay, I’m on hold. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1483 Fred was determined to always keep looking up despite the inconvenience it caused others. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1484 I will not work for less than $10 per hour, period! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1485 Don't jump squares! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1486 My therapist recommended empathizing with the 99 percent. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1487 I'm taking this lying down. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1488 Sorry. The corporate ladder is broken. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1489 Step on a crack, break my mother's back? I don't think so! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1490 I am a Republican congressman practicing urban obstructionism. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1491 What's your sleep number? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1492 Yep, there are twelve step programs and there are Twelve Step Programs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1493 Hey, Everybody! Look Down Here, People--Look At Me! Is There A "Good Samaritan" Anywhere! ? ! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1494 Really? So nobody knows how to make a good mai tai? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1495 Excuse me, can you please tell me how to get to the Statue of Liberty or should I just go screw myself? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1496 Hey, watch the iPhone! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1497 I am literally the word on the street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1498 Aside from occasional narcolepsy, Johnson was a stand-up guy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1499 Job training for a Walmart employee. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1500 I only had eleven vacation minutes left, why? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1501 I think I'm experiencing an egotistical lust to be universally noticed. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1502 Everyone has a right to their own comfort zone. Mine is East 32nd Street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1503 Don't mind me, I'm just getting off that ill-fated cruise ship and needed some sun wherever I can get it! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1504 You'd be surprised by the strides people are taking these days. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1505 No wonder Herb was late for work yesterday. Kinda gives the saying, "over my dead body," a new perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1506 You from New York or something? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1507 I can't decide what I like more, the weekend or Casual Friday. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1508 The life of a doormat is so very pedestrian. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1509 From here, the ants look like people. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1510 New York, ow! New York, what a owch! what a wonderful t'owch! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1511 Let it go... Let it go... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1512 St least the dog didn't think I was a fire hydrant. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1513 So now you know who uploads all those You Tube "up skirt" videos. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1514 But I digress to an earlier life as a wad of gum. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1515 Home, home on the range.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1516 living the rat race, from their perspective.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1517 Did you ever have one of those days where you feel like everyone is walking all over you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1518 Just pretend I'm not here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1519 My therapist said I should stop being a doormat, so I've switched to sidewalks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1520 My psychology professor warned me about the "Bystander Effect." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1521 Any sign of the cheerleaders? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1522 When we let this piano loose how many do you think we can get. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1523 If the coordinates are correct, this is where I carved my name in the old oak tree. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1524 What's all the rush people? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1525 How can people say New Yorkers are rude ? Look how carefully people walk over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1526 Wait! I've got the floor! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1527 That's right, nothin' to see here, keep it movin', people. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1528 During Lunch, on the day of the Grammies, John decided to have his own Adele Moment. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1529 roammmmmmmm roammmmmmmm roammmmmmmm 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1530 I'm getting down with my bad self ! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1531 ...more than one in ten Americans feel underappreciated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1532 It's called, "Being laid back." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1533 Anybody else getting a message from the ceiling fan? No you wouldn't be, would you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1534 I feel like sidewalk kill. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1535 Buddy, can you spare a hundred dollars? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1536 I'm just resting my eyes... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1537 I have man-spread my privilege under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my entitlement. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1538 Well at least I'm not at work 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1539 Easy pal. I was just told to get some concrete ideas. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1540 I always take a nap at two..Deal with it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1541 Yeah, but it's rent controlled. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1542 'I'm contemplating the universe in combination with some random upskirting, OK?" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1543 Empowered by mindfulness and three margaritas, Clifford promptly found his own beach 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1544 There are right ways and wrong ways to fix a cracked sidewalk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1545 I'm manbacking. Deal with it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1546 Smile, you're on Candid Camera. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1547 I hope someone takes a snapchat of me 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1548 Just building my "obstructionist" resume. Congress, here I come! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1549 Tiffany and I are thinking of going off the grid. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1550 TGIF 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1551 You know, you're missing the guys in the parachutes 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1552 I wanna wake up in a city that never sleeps . . . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1553 the alternative is dieting! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1554 And you wonder why my wife calls me a doormat! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1555 ..me lazy! I'll show her. tomorrow; early next week, tops. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1556 It was then that Matt realized his calling. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1557 I'm a pedestrian speed bump. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1558 Can one of you guys call an ambulance? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1559 I just wanted to practice before the wedding. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1560 I talk the talk! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1561 I'm on a staycation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1562 I was appointed downtown sky admirer commissioner. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1563 Last time I book a room on Airbnb from HomelessTom. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1564 "Like a bridge over troubled waters, I will lay me down." is just a metaphor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1565 Although Gulliver survived, thousands of Lilliputian reenactors were killed when organizers failed to obtain permits necessary to close off the street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1566 cheapest rent in the West Side 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1567 The Priest gave me a choice a day of this or five hours of Hawaiian music 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1568 The clouds are looking particularly miserable today. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1569 It’s a low-level position but they assured me it would be a stepping stone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1570 Life's just passing me by. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1571 I just quit my job...I was tired of being treated like a doormat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1572 When Banksy Rests 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1573 So this is how the other half lives. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1574 Topeka actually...say, how did you know I was from out of town? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1575 Scalia's dead? Screw it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1576 i'm not in your way, am i? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1577 I'm the new guy, Matt. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1578 Finally a cure for a long standing business problem-Doormat Therapy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1579 Americans - So busy and distracted you can lay down on the street and not get touched or questioned. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1580 Sidewalk jam, talk bout lying down on the job! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1581 My psychiatrist said I need to stop internalizing my problems, but, whatever, just keep moving along if you don't want to listen. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1582 This was a totally different experience on LSD in the 60’s. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1583 So this is what they mean by trickle-down economics... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1584 I think that gargoyle just smiled at me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1585 To lay, to lie, laying, lying, and even laid and lain, I am alone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1586 " My wife keeps telling me to ' Just stop and smell the roses.' Got any roses?'' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1587 Now that I've retired I miss being walked on. Thanks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1588 Dow's down 650, but things are starting to look up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1589 So this what it's like to be married to other people 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1590 The fluffy one looks like a puppy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1591 Shavasana puts me in a different place 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1592 Don't mind me. I'm just trying to carpe my diem! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1593 Tim was a masochist, yes, but he often retreated to his happy place. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1594 Many small steps for man, a giant leap backwards for mankind 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1595 Hi, what's your niche in the ecosystem. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1596 Isn't this a James Turrell ceiling? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1597 I'm done walking a mile in my shoes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1598 Can't you feel the gravitational waves? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1599 Yep, you need your nose hairs cut. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1600 Who said I'd never make the Walk of Fame? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1601 Let's pretend I'm chalk art, o.k.? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1602 Have a blessed day. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1603 I'm building my immunity for the meeting with corporate this week. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1604 I figured it's time to literally get walked all over. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1605 So this is what you mean by "Think Tank." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1606 Hey, I'm fine with the robbery, just don't take my pants, ok? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1607 You're blocking my sun, buddy! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1608 It's been a rough day. I just got laid off. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1609 Extreme napping is harder than it looks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1610 Why? Dry cleaning is cheaper than my chiropractor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1611 Things are looking up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1612 If I can make it lying down here, I can make it lying down anywhere. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1613 My shrink says I'm too passive. What do you think? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1614 Got the hop. Still waiting for the scotch. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1615 This does wonders for the sciatica. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1616 The earth is flat . . . they don't exist . . . the earth is flat . . . ouch 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1617 Try being invisible. See how YOU feel. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1618 My therapist was right, people do walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1619 Looks like another hit-and-run victim. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1620 Thanks for stopping, my therapist said my feelings of being inconspicuous were unfounded. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1621 Occupy Wall Side Street 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1622 Please tread on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1623 Just retired. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1624 My therapist says I let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1625 Somehow when I thought of how my life would flash before my eyes, I thought my life would look a little more extraordinary. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1626 I'm just the fall guy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1627 It's my penance during Lent. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1628 I did it! I'm invisible! Ouch... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1629 Any witnesses? I am the first victim of a gravity wave. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1630 Relax!!Life goes on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1631 Hi, I'm Matt and I'll be your performance artist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1632 I my be down, but things are lookin' up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1633 This performance art stuff is getting out of hand. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1634 Only five hours a month — it’s part of my divorce agreement. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1635 NYC street therapy session 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1636 In-Training to be a Hollywood personal assistant. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1637 Climbing the corporate ladder 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1638 Everyone just walks all over me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1639 People be trippin' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1640 Hey! I'm trying to do situps here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1641 ?? I'm not your stepping stone ???? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1642 To be more concrete about it, I feel very grounded today. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1643 My osteopath says it's good for the back! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1644 Why, Yes, I do feel that modern chalk art sets an unrealistic standard for people like me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1645 Tom was fired because he was lying down on the job. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1646 When I was a kid this was all open meadow. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1647 It's a small world afterall 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1648 Don't mind me. I'm just having a power nap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1649 I'm tired of being a doormat so I decided to take it on the road. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1650 So this is what it is like to be downtrodden. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1651 There's not even a moment's respite on the sidewalk to success. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1652 It's what they call a staycation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1653 That cloud looks just like me getting fired this morning. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1654 I have fallen----but don't worry, I CAN get up!! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1655 My wife found the idea on Pinterest. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1656 I'm lying down here! I'm lying down here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1657 If I can make it here, I'll make it any where! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1658 I've shifted my paradigm. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1659 Oblivion No5, pour Homme 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1660 I don't know why I let everyone walk all over me 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1661 I DID select a new Sleep Number. Can this be right? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1662 So, this is what rock bottom feels like. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1663 I'm testing my meme: don't tread on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1664 It is NOT a beer gut. It's groundswell. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1665 Hey, didn't we just see you in a movie 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1666 They told me to gather concrete evidence. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1667 Still beats sitting at my desk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1668 So, I've been pondering that 'Life passing you by' thing... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1669 After feeling trampled for so long, I'm finally looking up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1670 291, 292, 293, ouch, darn, ok, 1, 2, 3 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1671 My therapist said I let people walk all over me, so I'm trying to curb that. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1672 I declare myself to be the first human Speed Bump! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1673 What is this, Grand Central Station? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1674 You ever get the feeling that you're invisible? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1675 Did he just call me Gulliver? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1676 You and the dog were the only ones to notice 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1677 I'm the new ad man for "death of a salesman" opening on Broadway next month. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1678 Mother named me Matt, now look at me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1679 Do I look like a welcome mat!? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1680 'Ok, then, I WILL lay down on the job." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1681 Hey buddy, why are you... oh that's right, it's National Skirt Day. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1682 Congratulations. You're the first hurdler in our poll of New York values. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1683 Hey, watch it. This is a brand new suit. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1684 Counter-clockwise, my good man; counter clockwise. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1685 I call it Manspreading 2.0. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1686 Lets pick um up for Chris Christie, just ahead. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1687 You're all missing the eclipse "You're all missing the eclipse. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1688 It's a new bored game. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1689 Note to self: The assertiveness sessions aren't working. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1690 Alright, pigeon, are we even now? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1691 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1692 Well, when I was born, my mom said "Welcome, Matt". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1693 Spare a few credit default swaps? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1694 Don't mind me, just feeling a little rugged 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1695 I love making new enemies on the social platform. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1696 So here I am doing downside analysis on Wall Street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1697 Cathartically it’s my new purgative, bottoms-up approach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1698 Dr. Zemf's relaxation techniques were effective, but controversial. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1699 I'm looking for my Horizontal Asymptotes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1700 Haste makes waste. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1701 'Thanks for not going over my head.' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1702 If the Presidential Election were held today ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1703 Yes, everything does look up from here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1704 We really could use another park around here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1705 Relax folks! Nobody gets off this sidewalk until the New Yorker says so. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1706 I hate rush hour traffic. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1707 I'm literally floored. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1708 The psychiatrist said I should stop acting like a door mat.... old habits are hard to break ! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1709 No, Commander Voltok, I have not yet adjusted to earthling gravity, but the fools seem to be convinced I am "chilling." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1710 The cross-over candidate we've been waiting for! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1711 It just shows that I am too big to fail. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1712 Oh crap! Mama was right! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1713 When your body says, "Nap," nap and let folks go where and do what theirs demand. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1714 I'm planning to live off the grid, permanently! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1715 There really is a sky up there! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1716 It's a masterpiece of non-performance art. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1717 It was either this 100 hours community service or Danbury. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1718 Passing out in a ditch is so cliche. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1719 Note to self: Successful time out for self likely location dependent... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1720 Finally, my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1721 Ooh ... And there's an angry bunny! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1722 ...and THAT one looks like a giant castle with a MAN'S nose shooting across it! Isn't this way more fun than the park? ...Uh, are you still playing, son? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1723 So, tell me. Is laying down on the job a reason to get fired? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1724 No, I'm a philosopher. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1725 This is my fetish. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1726 ...and that one looks like Mount Rushmore! Is anyone else seeing this?!? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1727 I felt that everyone should be able to say they had to climb over someone to get to their position at work. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1728 Why do I keep getting stepped over for promotion? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1729 " I'm having a good day today. as long as the guy who wears golf shoes doesn't come by". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1730 Ahhh, this is how you watch life pass you by. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1731 I'm trying to decide if I want to run for President. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1732 We also serve, who watch and wait. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1733 I'm anti-Tea Party, get it... Like, do tread on me!? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1734 A sloth market, you might say. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1735 Outside the narcolepsy institute. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1736 Josh protests the absence of park benches. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1737 Please watch your step. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1738 It used to be easy to draw a crowd in New York. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1739 I stopped trying a long time ago. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1740 No I feel like just another man on the street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1741 Urban Power Nap 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1742 " Whatever it takes to get to the Top". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1743 I can remember when this spot was a meadow. I'd lay here daydreaming for hours. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1744 I'm the poster boy for LaidBack.com 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1745 Watch out for my funny bone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1746 Have a good one! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1747 Yep it's great to find a place where no one will bother you 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1748 Open source ashiatsu has done wonders for my back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1749 Woof…wowa! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1750 Yeah, I like it very firm--my Sleep Number is WAY off the dial. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1751 Every so often, it's nice to take a break and just watch the world go by. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1752 You probably don't realize how hard it was to land on my back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1753 Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1754 Beach Week just seemed different since the venue change, Al decided. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1755 If you would take the time to look up you would see that the sky actually IS falling 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1756 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the dog poop. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1757 Almost everything depends on your point of view. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1758 ''Narcolepsy in the city.'' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1759 My doctor told me to get more rest. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1760 I guess I will take it lying down 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1761 I feel like I am flying in Coach. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1762 Being homeless doe not mean one must dress poorly and live alone. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1763 I've stopped fighting it. People really can just walk all over you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1764 Raised by eagles, George Immerman looked forward to Tuesdays when his mother brought him his lunch. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1765 Can't a guy birdwatch in peace anymore? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1766 This always happens at crunch time. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1767 At first I was skeptical but my career counselor was right. Things are beginning to look up from here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1768 300$ a month! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1769 I'm getting a Jeb Bush complex down here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1770 Rex was elated that his Wall Street investment scam didn't land him in the gutter. It had landed him at least two feet away from that gutter. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1771 So far your the highest! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1772 Look Jim! I see something blue. Never mind, Its not a care in the world. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1773 I think I need to tell my therapist that this whole "becoming one with the earth" thing isn't working. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1774 The Great American Lunch Break. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1775 Step on a crack, break my MOTHER'S back...oh what the hell, go for it anyway. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1776 Pro: dropped pizza. Con: boot to the groin. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1777 Say, you wouldn't happen to have a pillow, would you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1778 Slow down and smell the sidewalk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1779 Welcome to my staycation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1780 I thought the saying was "over my dead body." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1781 Step on a crack and break your mother's, I mean, my back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1782 My inferiority complex, Doc? I feel like I'm always being stepped over. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1783 So... do you think Speed Bump Man would be an exciting superhero? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1784 Never a dull moment 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1785 At least no one says 'How are you?' here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1786 Y'know, things DO look different from this end of the skyscraper! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1787 Hey pal, can I interest you in a reverse mortgage? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1788 My travel allowance doesn't cover lodging. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1789 Oh God... They're everywhere! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1790 Now I know how Jeb Bush feels. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1791 In your haste, forget ye not to behold the soft squares of sky patterning overhead. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1792 My cubicle is a bit cramped, and I needed to stretch my legs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1793 I'm a Wall Street Executive Masochist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1794 I feel like no one notices me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1795 At least they're stepping over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1796 Step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1797 Anyone catch the number of that scooter? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1798 Just give me a New York minute. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1799 Yes, it's small, but it is close to the subway. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1800 Stand me up and I'm a model citizen just like you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1801 Things are certainly looking up lately! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1802 I think even that dog looked down on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1803 Empathy has its limits. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1804 Keep coming. I'm planning to run for Speaker of the House, and this is the perfect training. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1805 Go ahead, take your time, weigh your options, but I would certainly appreciate your vote on Super Tuesday. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1806 And I am the only candidate who knows the pain of being downtrodden! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1807 I am tired of being an outlier. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1808 Owwwmmmmmmmmmmmm. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1809 My therapist said I need to change the way I look at the world…and it is working. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1810 I realized I'm more of a 'give up' than a 'persevere' kind of guy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1811 Spring at the park 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1812 Welcome to EXTREME team building! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1813 Just consider me as one of life's little speed bumps. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1814 I love retirement. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1815 At the end of the day, human contact is human contact. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1816 Don't let me lie in the way of progress. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1817 Can you keep it down please...the noise, not your foot. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1818 It's cheaper than the sessions with my Mistress. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1819 It's getting hard to find a place to exercise. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1820 It's really a kids game, but you're welcome to try it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1821 I got tired of waiting for Godot. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1822 All I get is a signed cartoon print for this? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1823 Flat Stanley. All grown up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1824 I told them not to sell the office couch. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1825 Just call me congress. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1826 The backup on 57th and Lex is now looking up, but we still suggest you tread lightly. Back to you, Jim 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1827 This town is magical. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1828 "Occupy Main Street," that's what. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1829 Recent aerial photography now supports the STANLEY-WASN'T-ALWAYS-FLAT theory. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1830 I was born to be an urban legend. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1831 It's not much, but at least it's rent-controlled. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1832 Hi, I represent the political establishment; you got a minute? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1833 Wake me when the election's over. No, wait. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1834 Well, Dr. Ralston, this is just a shot in the dark, but did you, by any chance, mention anything to my husband about needing to face his fears of everyone walking all over him? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1835 My therapist suggested this might improve my empathy 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1836 Now that I am down, nobody kicks me anymore. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1837 . . . and that was the first time that I felt truly detached from myself and my surroundings. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1838 My Sidewalk Supervisor position certainly keeps life in perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1839 I've never noticed how blue the sky is. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1840 I come here to think 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1841 The next rest area is nine blocks south. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1842 So what do think, better than a handprint? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1843 I see a duckie and a whale and or look, a dragon 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1844 Oh I see. You think you all are above me?! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1845 You know my last girlfriend used to call me a doormat... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1846 When I worked at Google we had pods for this. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1847 I'm taking a staycation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1848 I burned a lot of bridges. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1849 I'm a professional cloud watcher. Please move along. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1850 That's right, taking a sidewalk on the wild side ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1851 First the traffic, and now the humans. I'm definitely going to be late for work. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1852 Not a single pigeon this morning. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1853 Decaf just doesn't do it for me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1854 Can someone point me to Wall Street? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1855 It's getting harder and harder to find a place to meditate around here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1856 And the guy with a briefcase looks to finish a close second! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1857 I'm protesting the 99%. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1858 I'm butt dialing. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1859 My therapist says I need to stop letting people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1860 I don't know why I keep letting people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1861 New Yorkers are not impressed by singing sidewalk chalk art. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1862 My therapist suggested that I look at things from a different perspective. In retrospect, I think he meant it figuratively. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1863 Bob's performance art of "The Most Beautiful Suicide" failed to elicit a response from the jaded public. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1864 Okay, who is the wise guy wearing the metal cleats? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1865 Well Doc, you said I need to look at life from a different perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1866 I wanted to get laid in the worst way possible. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1867 Ahh! Nothing better than a good old fashioned NYC trample massage! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1868 Hey, this isn't "street art"! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1869 Before you judge, know that I was the guy who started the jogging craze. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1870 Oh, fools rush in where angels fear to tread! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1871 The speed limit is one block a minute, folks. No pushing and no shoving. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1872 What a delightful respite from City Hall. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1873 Bill soon realized he was letting people walk all over him. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1874 I'm not moving until she comes down and says "yes"! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1875 'Would someone call me an Unter?" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1876 They said I needed more experience for the job in the State Department 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1877 Once you go slack... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1878 My therapist said this was the best way to show people how much I matter. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1879 Pedestrian crossing! Pedestrian crossing! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1880 Oh my god! I'd rather be doing this than reading all those goddamn CAPTION entries again this week! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1881 Look askance at the downtrodden 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1882 Come on, people, these backs aren't going to break themselves. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1883 Carry on, 99 per-centers , carry on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1884 Don’t step on a crack . . . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1885 I want to thank you all for attending this skip level seminar. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1886 Go ahead walk all over me why not the government does 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1887 A good place to take a break... nobody disturbs you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1888 My therapist wants me to work on being more grounded. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1889 I quit! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1890 It's the George Washington Slept Here tour. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1891 I decided to go on the grid. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1892 Gee, that cloud looks like a hedge fund manager...and that one's a lobbyist... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1893 The city that never sleeps? Not on my watch! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1894 Good morning, sir! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1895 Hey, watch where you're napping! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1896 I'm just taking the low road, you know, as an obstructionist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1897 Cogito, ergo sum. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1898 Turns out you CAN walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1899 I'm having a work life imbalance moment. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1900 He's still in the middle of things. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1901 It's a new, radical form of psychotherapy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1902 I've heard people get rich with Wall Street lies. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1903 just power napping...keep it moving and no rubber necking 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1904 Door mat she said, can you believe it? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1905 Yup...just one of the 99%. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1906 These 3D sidewalk chalk artists are getting ridiculous. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1907 Let's stop tip toeing around the 'Pedestrian on the Sidewalk' ... shall we? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1908 Consider it a wake up call... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1909 Excuse YOU. Excuse YOU. Excuse YOU... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1910 You see, every problem looks absolutely different, depending on your point of view. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1911 This isn't doing the Dab? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1912 It's cheeper than getting a massage. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1913 Don't let me stand in your way! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1914 In our community, we are on the first come first step-over basis. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1915 'The thing about John; he's just not street smart." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1916 This is the latest concept in the hospitality industry. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1917 Sorry, I'm conventionally challenged. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1918 I think I'm starting to get the hang of this homeless thing. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1919 I tripped the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1920 David struggled with life's mystery: Is looking down on others such a bad idea? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1921 They said I would fall flat on my face. Man, were they wrong. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1922 What, you never heard of vertical integration? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1923 It was then that I realized that people walking all over you really is not any fun. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1924 Yep, that cinches it. My agoraphobia is history! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1925 Beam me up, Scotty. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1926 Step right over me, that's what everyone else doesn't do. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1927 You know, "Curb your dog!' was merely a suggestion.... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1928 You should see it from my perspective. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1929 I like to be comfortable in my surroundings. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1930 Don't even think about it, ya damn mutt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1931 You're a pathetic lot, distracted by life's trivialities. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1932 Haven't you ever seen a pedestrian crossing? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1933 Yeah, I got Yeah--got a great deal on Airbnb. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1934 I blame my parents for naming me Matt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1935 DESCENT: The people you met on your way up. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1936 And then I thought, 'Why am I even bothering to stand up?' 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1937 Urban sprawl finally reached me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1938 Now that I've said 'no' to the rat race ...I'm hungry. Does anyone have a piece of a piece of cheese? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1939 Not the nipples. NOT THE NIPPLES!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1940 Something tells me I'm in the way. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1941 Apparently, this is the best view of the ball drop. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1942 My dad always told me to get in on the ground floor then lie my way to the top. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1943 I'm having a T-shirt made that reads "I'm Everybody's Door Mat. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1944 I've waited four years to do this. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1945 'Looking up' is challenging when you're really down! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1946 Just walk all over me! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1947 The poor idiots who pay for a chiropractor. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1948 Et tu, Brute? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1949 "City streets don't have much pity; when you're down that's where you'll stay." You know--the Eagles song! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1950 Mostly clouds,sometimes London,sometimes France. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1951 It isn't easy to see meteor showers in the city 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1952 I’m the gum you don’t want to squish. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1953 Yes, I do have Narcolepsy, why do you ask? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1954 You wouldn't believe the view from down here! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1955 I've looked at clouds from both sides now, from up and down, and still somehow . . . 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1956 Do I have Bernie Sanders to thank for this? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1957 Our CEO wants to pre-position for too big to fail. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1958 This feels like summer camp compared to date night with my wife! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1959 Lift those knees people! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1960 My street therapist will be here any minute. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1961 Sorry, it's a bug in the OS update that schedules a restorative nap at 14:15 M-F. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1962 I spy with my little eye... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1963 Honey, let's not use Airbnb next time, OK? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1964 Ah, the life of performance art. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1965 I was once like you. Until I learned to stop and smell the roses. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1966 "So this is what airbnb meant by 'central'". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1967 It's Seventh Avenue. Heidi Klum has to walk by eventually..... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1968 Crowdsourcing ashiatsu is great for my back but the dry cleaning bills are killing me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1969 I like to people-watch. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1970 Ralph, recently retired mid-level bureaucrat, still gets a kick out of what he does best. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1971 An attempt at a contemporaneous presentation of Samuel Beckett's "Waiting for Godot", "Quad" and "Endgame" proved totally disastrous. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1972 Now I have to figure out why I let people walk all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1973 You know point A to point B is over-rated, don't you? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1974 Don't even pretend you're not jealous of my core! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1975 I'm not moving until my Uber arrives. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1976 The punishment for spilling coffee on the new office rug. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1977 Clouds used to look like dragons and elephants - now it's pie charts and bar graphs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1978 'Turn on, tune in..." what was the third thing? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1979 I just needed a nap; I was sure no one would notice. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1980 Am I in the wrong cartoon? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1981 I'm relaxing here! Relaxing here! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1982 I'm practicing how my work day will be with Bernie in the White House. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1983 I really CAN still be the Republican nominee! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1984 ? Just Walk on By ? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1985 Mr Johnston discovers the power of hypnosis....."I am dog poop step on me and i will ruin your day....yes i will ruin your day....i am dog poop step on me and...... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1986 ...and that cloud looks like a businessman. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1987 That's right, just walk all over me. You wouldn't be the first. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1988 lost my job, now my dignity 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1989 If I'm gonna get walked all over, it's gonna be on *my* terms. ["my" in italics] 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1990 These yoga trends have become a public nuisance. Now it's the business-person's corpse pose. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1991 Why yes, my name is Matt...how did you know? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1992 Love is a price you pay for your dreams 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1993 My wife and my boss walks all over me, why not you people too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1994 I almost made it into the office today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1995 This looked a lot more fun in 'Boyhood' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1996 It's a social experiment showing how immune people are now to social experiments. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1997 Unfortunately,livinglegends have no pedestals. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1998 Pollster analyzes word on the street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1999 This is called "Body painting"! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2000 Hey Buddy, No Shavasana allowed on the sidewalks." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2001 I'm reconsidering joining step classes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2002 Who'd thought the 'middle of the road' would be so busy... Hope I'm not in anyone's way. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2003 Not exactly a giant leap for mankind. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2004 8"If I can make here, I can make it anywhere...." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2005 After awhile, Jim realized he had signed up for 'play rug' instead of 'play rugby'. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2006 No need to worry, I'm a politician and landed on my billfold. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2007 My doctor said counting sheep would help me fall asleep. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2008 I just joined The Cloud Appreciation Society. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2009 I am NOT walking here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2010 I support slant rhyme. Deal with it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2011 I got Obama-care, so I don't need to care. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2012 My colleagues always walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2013 These New York camping nights are beautiful oh look there is the big dipper 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2014 My therapist told me to meet him here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2015 Always remember to take time to enjoy the little things 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2016 So then I asked myself, 'What am I doing? Where am I going? Why?' Somebody's got to stop this madness. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2017 'Street tells me it's my lowest offer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2018 I'm from a large Irish Catholic family. I do this whenever I get homesick. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2019 If this is hopscotch, I'd like to know the rules before it's too late. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2020 Hey, someone's got to keep the occupy movement going. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2021 Sometimes you have to stop and smell the urine-stained sidewalks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2022 Harold's out-of-body experience made him reluctant to go back. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2023 Step-on-my-face-book.swk 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2024 I've heard he's got major standing desk envy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2025 Tourists. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2026 It's the way I meditate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2027 One more crunch or I'm heading to the gym. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2028 My name's Matt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2029 I want to be one more Republican in Congress! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2030 They call me Navy Jack. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2031 Sorry, I didn't get my eight hours last night 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2032 I didn't trip...I just decided to take a power nap. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2033 That's a 7 on form ..... a 9 on elevation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2034 But only literally. Metaphorically, I feel quite appreciated. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2035 20-Jan-17 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2036 Why is everyone parallel to the ground today? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2037 I think of myself as a human speed bump. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2038 Ooh, that one looks like a dragon! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2039 I'm always chasing rainbows... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2040 First day in Forensics and they hide my chalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2041 Please, no heels. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2042 I've always wanted to try a walking vacation. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2043 A real Dionne Warwick moment, walk on by. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2044 We're going to build a wall, Folks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2045 Well, since you asked, I have a meeting at twelve and needed my suit pressed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2046 What's the point? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2047 "And that one looks like a desk, and that one is Linda from accounting, and-- ooh! the really fluffy, lumpy one looks like my jackass former boss." I now regret telling Dale to "relax-- maybe go look at some clouds" when I fired him. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2048 Bernie Sanders says circle the wagon and keep Mr Big Bucks in check. We can make it happen. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2049 I'm not a street person. I'm a person on the street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2050 I know congress doesn't get much accomplished, but they have to be in the way? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2051 I'm having second thoughts about this staycation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2052 Would you mind walking around, you're blocking my view. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2053 Chucks epitaph would one day read "Loved a good social experiment" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2054 I came outside for peace, not that it's working. ): 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2055 Look, guys, if I don't honor my pledge that would be a disgrace. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2056 Bo-peep must be worried sick. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2057 I'm a little doormat, short and fat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2058 Would you please do my back next? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2059 A fresh perspective. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2060 That's okay. I'm used to be walked on all over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2061 Ommmmmmmm. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2062 Thank you Guiliani 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2063 The hell with stopping to smell the coffee! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2064 Yep, should suit grandma perfectly 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2065 So this is a worm's eye view of the Big Apple! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2066 I tried to tell mom in Giltner that this is life in the city. "I wanna go home". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2067 All this development is new since I was a kid. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2068 I’m not moving until this sidewalk gets cleaned. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2069 I'm trying to raise awareness against the bottom 99% 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2070 Just tell me what to do to get your vote! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2071 My my my! Man down and only the dog blinks 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2072 Hey buddy, you think you walk over me like that. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2073 You people really need to see this. I guarantee it will change your whole perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2074 New York, New York! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2075 Well Doc, I feel like people are walking all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2076 Every now and then you really need to take a moment or two, lie down, relax, and smell the people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2077 I just love people-watching. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2078 There just wasn't enough opportunity for lateral progression on Wall Street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2079 It's the only real estate left in the city I could afford. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2080 If I lie here long enough, someone is bound to offer me a place to stay. Right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2081 It looks just like him. Who drew this Trump L'Oeil? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2082 Deep tissue massage for Dummies! A little more lower and to the left… ahhhhh thank you!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2083 You've all heard of casual Fridays,well I'm organizing protest Mondays 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2084 I am just tired of waiting for people to offer a hand. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2085 and sometimes it feels like I'm not even here on the therapist's couch but out on the street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2086 I refuse to listen to Kanye's new album as long as it remains a Tidal exclusive. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2087 Oh, if I could only be a fly on the wall! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2088 Mr. Swift - meet Mr. Escher 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2089 Weight Watchers, eat your heart out! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2090 I'm surprised that the life of a Tyra Banks Modelland Invisiguy is so relaxing 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2091 Have you considered the skywalk? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2092 A hot day means my suit gets pressed and ironed for free. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2093 Close Encounters of the 'Walk on by' Kind 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2094 Vote for Jeb! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2095 Somebody call 119. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2096 People are always misunderstanding me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2097 I'm not homeless, I'm just sentimental. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2098 Da Fook?!? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2099 This exercise was pointless - it's way better to look down on everyone. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2100 A lying candidate isn't hard to spot. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2101 Anybody spare a dime? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2102 "Just Chillin"! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2103 If they turn down your idea again, Jones, don't claim that I stood in your way this time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2104 He won't walk the walk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2105 Please don't knock my block off. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2106 I'm fascinated by the underworld. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2107 Like property - three things matter in mindful meditation - location, location and location. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2108 Notice how all the women walk over his feet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2109 Occupy Main Street, baby … flippin’ it on the 98 percent, yeah! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2110 Bansky and his lawyer had a disagreement... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2111 Thanks for coming. I'll be here all week. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2112 I should've used Airbnb. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2113 I just needed a little lie down. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2114 A little to the right. Up a little. Ooooooh, right there! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2115 Now I know what Kipling meant when he wrote "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2116 Just prepping for the in-laws. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2117 It's that Great Dane leaving his Big and Bold BarkBox chew toys on the sidewalk again. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2118 Mindlessness 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2119 Don't mind me. I'm not a super PAC. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2120 I'm training for the next presidential debate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2121 Hey, watch where you are walking! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2122 I'm interviewing to be a congressional aide. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2123 Be sure to check out my chemtrail conspiracy podcast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2124 Sometimes I feel like everyone ignores me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2125 Please tell the team that I will be thinking outside the box today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2126 Sometimes in life people walk all over you, but remember it is not your fault. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2127 Don't step on a crack! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2128 Calm down! I'm a senator! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2129 My wife is right. I have physical attraction. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2130 You cant keep letting people walk all over you. I thought you were going places? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2131 I'm looking for a good gum shoe for our department. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2132 Netflix and chill? Anyone? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2133 It's cheaper than buying an Oculus Rift. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2134 This whole meditation thing isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2135 5 more minutes 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2136 Vote for Mac Conroy. Vote for Mac Conroy. I can't say I've walked IN your shoes, but I can say I've been walked ON by them...vote for Mac Conroy... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2137 Stop!" "Go back over me. I want to continue to grow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2138 Me so hooaaaannnnnnyyyyyy 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2139 Don't mind me--I'm compensating for my promotion. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2140 I tripped the light fantastic, that's why. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2141 It smells like a fish market down here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2142 This is Jim Lyon Down reporting from 'walkover world" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2143 Just prepping for my next appearance in Divorce Court. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2144 I'm trying to trip the light fantastic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2145 I just like being trumpled on. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2146 Lord, why did you trip me in Grand Central Station? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2147 You guys probably think I'm mad about this, but actually I think this whole situation is hilarious. In fact, it's even more funny to me that you think I'm mad. Because I'm not mad. Not at all. I'm laughing right now, about all of this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2148 Rush hour--it's so overrated! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2149 But I am working. My job is to count pedestrian traffic at this spot. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2150 I honestly thought working on Wall Street was going to be worse 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2151 Central Park, year 2050 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2152 How can I monetize this? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2153 President Trump. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2154 Am I not the king of chivalry? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2155 I just don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2156 This is so much better than stop and mock! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2157 Starting from the bottom up just isn't as much fun as it used to be. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2158 It's all in the power pose. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2159 Oscar Wilde was right. Some of us are looking at the stars. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2160 I've been shot by Donald Trump! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2161 It is certainly hard to get a nap in this city 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2162 You could say I sort of fell in to my latest position. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2163 Careful! Stepping on a crank is 8 years bad luck. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2164 What are all these homeless people complaining about? This is great! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2165 Laid back in New York City 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2166 Henry liked to lie down every once in a while and make believe he was a chalk outline of his previous, unsuccessful self. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2167 Only 28 more to reach my 10,000 step quota for today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2168 Practicing my stroke. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2169 .......Every mark will show. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2170 Anyone seen Mamie O'Rourke? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2171 A-ha! Caught you Farnsworth. You're late! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2172 Richard playing it cool after another botched suicide attempt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2173 Since I quit smoking, I haven't known what to do with myself on my breaks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2174 This story is going to make a killer TED Talk! Your body language tells me you are all ENTHRALLED! Thank you so much. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2175 Ahhh, the view is just as crappy down here. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2176 Sanders supporters to the left, Trump supporters to the right...oh look, it's a moderate. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2177 I coulda' been a contender! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2178 Just realized, I AM a stand-up guy after all. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2179 He can't wait to get to the beach. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2180 Here's where I called dibs for the next financial crisis. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2181 Reserve a space for me in the meeting. I am getting a quick massage. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2182 Forced perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2183 The boss says I’m nothing but a speedbump. Well, I’ll show him ‘speedbump'! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2184 The view from the office is not nearly as nice 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2185 This is were I broke my mothers back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2186 Is there a Starbucks near here? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2187 'Relax' hour 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2188 "I tried getting away from it all but now I just go with the flow.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2189 Life is so much simpler since I switched to 2-D. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2190 Exactly like how they treat me in my office! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2191 I thought you guys used some kind of bicycle type thing in this class. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2192 Maybe I should rethink sales as a career path 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2193 Sure, just walk all over me. I'm used it, I'm married. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2194 I just want to lie on this sidewalk and be a friend to man. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2195 Higher still! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2196 What happened to Stride Right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2197 My doctor was right. Some time outside of the office is relaxing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2198 I'm going to suggest to the American Heart Association your technique for CPR. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2199 Whoa! That was a close one! Have you considered comprehensive personal accident coverage? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2200 "Manhole" [with 'Man" in italics] 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2201 fitbit malfunction 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2202 Was that the old lady from next door? "Woof" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2203 It's performance art. Oh, I'm the middle class... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2204 Wake me up after the primaries. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2205 Livin' life to the fullest! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2206 I'm here for you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2207 ...These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2208 I just can't stand it anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2209 I'm stopping the glorification of busy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2210 You know, I coulda' been a contender! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2211 Where have all the hours gone, long time passing Where have all the hours gone, long time ago Gone to busyness everyone, when will we ever learn, when will we ever learn 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2212 OK it was a Ponzi scheme! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2213 Seven eight, don't be late... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2214 Sometimes I like to be reminded of what the world will look like when the market crashes. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2215 Don't think of me as an obstacle, but as a stepping stone to enlightenment. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2216 This is an interesting perceptive. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2217 My office doesn't allow power naps. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2218 So, guess you guys haven't heard about this new lunchtime serial novelist skywriter? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2219 Ahhh...so relaxing to be a doormat... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2220 Hey, I'm the Mayor! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2221 I escaped from a fish farm - you'd probably prefer that locally-sourced, wild fellow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2222 I'M MEETING MY DRONE AT THIS LOCATION. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2223 I can't believe it! I won the Powerball lottery! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2224 I've been laid off so I'm laying down! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2225 City views, lively neighborhood, yes- but somehow not quite the rental they promised online. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2226 My other house is a box. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2227 I'm Jeb Bush and I'm too big to flail. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2228 I coulda done this full time if I didn't get into business 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2229 I need to keep my obstructionist skills sharp while Congress is in recess. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2230 Hey, watch where you're going! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2231 Oh no! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2232 It works for me. Ask your doctor if Ambeyond is good for you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2233 It's cheaper and more spacious than my Manhattan studio. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2234 My Doc says not to worry unless it feels like someone is stepping on my chest 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2235 My doctor said I have external obstruction. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2236 Well what do you know, there really is a glass ceiling 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2237 My wife says I'm a doormat, so I'm waiting for her to walk home. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2238 Wow, I don't think I've ever REALLY seen the sky before. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2239 This many roommates and the rent is still too high. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2240 Don't worry. I'm good. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2241 I don't know about this so called white privilege. No one has bothered to bring me a pillow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2242 carpet man, carpet man, does whatever a carpet can. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2243 I'm channeling my inner Christie. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2244 At least I'll get some fresh air getting stepped on out here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2245 That''s one small step for man, one giant leap.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2246 Hello. I am a holographic art object representing a happy business man after being laid off. I was designed to help determine if you find me humorous, appropriate or objectionable. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2247 My therapist suggested I be more sociable. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2248 So this is mindfulness and having a conscious experience from a first-person perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2249 Of course my back gets sore but it's been weeks since anyone asked me for spare change! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2250 Free full body massage, right in the middle of the city! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2251 Now I know what being homeless feels like. I'm voting for Bernie. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2252 XYZPDQ 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2253 Please, I'm trying to meditate here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2254 It's called performance art. I'm a regulatory hurdle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2255 The Street discounts us outliers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2256 Try your ten-minute meditation somewhere else, buddy! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2257 People stop and stare...I won't care...if I can be here on the street where you live. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2258 This must be how to feels to be President. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2259 I'm bringing the GOP's plans for obstructionism to the streets 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2260 It’s okay—for a while there I thought I was a chalk drawing too! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2261 Remember, step on a crack and your old lady goes to the ER. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2262 It's guy humor, folks. We just like to look. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2263 NIMBY's in motion. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2264 I'm part of the walking over Wall Street pilot program. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2265 I love being Floor Delacour! (It's from the fourth Harry Potter.) 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2266 My shrink told me to suppress my ego! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2267 I never won some. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2268 Do we care? Ahhh no! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2269 The rat race was just wearing me thin, you know? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2270 Hoping not to blink, be mistaken for sleeping in public and arrested. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2271 Excuse me, sir. May I have a moment with you for our "man on the street" interview? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2272 Aaand, commencing mid-life crisis. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2273 You gotta know when to fold 'em. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2274 I've really changed my perspective . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2275 I prefer sexual objectification. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2276 Knew there was something off about a 'staycation' travel agency. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2277 This ad will end in 6 seconds. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2278 I'm celebrating New York values. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2279 My therapist said I need to get a little perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2280 ... as we say here in the medical marijuana business: buy low, Sell High!!!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2281 It's the same story at the office. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2282 I'm exercising (loosely) one of my constitutional rights. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2283 Hey, I may be only a pavement painting but that still hurts! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2284 I had sex last night. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2285 Who's up for some flash mindfulness? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2286 This is how I feel when my wife tells me I'm a doormat ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2287 Hey buddy, can you cut me some slack? I just spent 4 years in the ocean, swam 1000 miles upriver, and just want a little action. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2288 I love my family. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2289 I got tired of everyone walking all over me – now I’ve got them all walking over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2290 My name is Matt...Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2291 I'd say not so much 'the horns of a dilemma' as 'heading off on a tangent'. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2292 I'm curbing my enthusiasm. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2293 Let’s see how YOU like being occupied! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2294 I have decided to take control of my fate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2295 How you like me now? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2296 I'm just a small hurdle to the middle class. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2297 Help? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2298 They wouldn't let me sleep on the train 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2299 Gadsden would be rolling over in his grave if he had one 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2300 I'm working on my sidewalk and chill. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2301 After the brutal bear attack I've been wary of vultures. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2302 Gulliver put me here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2303 Now, a little to the left. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2304 So I said to myself... "Self, existentialism IS overrated." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2305 And everyone claims they don't walk all over me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2306 Alright, folks, this Velcro Wall shindig is a blast! But...who tipped over the trash basket? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2307 The new form of a relaxation technique: Stop, drop and quick snooze. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2308 Should've gone to Miami for vacation 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2309 Little do these people suspect that I am an eccentric millionaire with $1000 in my pocket for the first person offering to help me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2310 I have fallen and I can't get up! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2311 Can you be down to earth somewhere else? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2312 Even Frank's attempts at self-care left him feeling walked all over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2313 The Hollywood Walk of Elusive Fame. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2314 I don't feel the love. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2315 O n e...t w o... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2316 Just preparing for today's shareholder meeting. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2317 Now I lay me down to sleep/And pray the Lord my soul to keep/And if I die before I wake/ Yellow is the cab to take. Hopscotch is a racialist term. Bewails too. Did someone lose a tampon? Hie, ye foreshortened people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2318 A helluva town, this City that doesn't sleep! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2319 I'm just going to lay here where I can't hurt anyone and hopefully no one can hurt me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2320 I'll be home shortly, I've installed the transportation App. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2321 The view from the glass ceiling. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2322 New York, New York! It's a helluva town! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2323 Without my Blackberry I'm useless! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2324 Ah! Peace and quiet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2325 I feel your pain, Jeb. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2326 I used to sell paper, need to get back on my feet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2327 Still kicking the can I see... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2328 And the staycation continues... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2329 I might need an ice bucket after this challenge. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2330 I missed my bed by about 10 feet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2331 "I've fallen and I can't get up....Help! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2332 New Zen at Work Program 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2333 1) You're overextending your stride, 2) your fly is up, and 3) Happy National Margarita Day! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2334 I'm not sure the "plein air" concept will work for urban office space. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2335 If you wake up Jeb! he'll kill you. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2336 Stupid is as stupid does buddy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2337 Wow, and that one looks like an alligator. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2338 Banksy was, put lightly, disappointed with his latest piece's impact. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2339 "I didin't think the CNN job posting literally meant 'Man on the street reporter' ". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2340 My doctor tells me I need plenty of rest, and this is one of the ways I have of doing it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2341 Hurry up, will ya? Your blocking my view of the bunny rabbit cloud! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2342 My psychologist said I need to enhance my feelings. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2343 That one looks like a size nine. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2344 Just trying to increase my daily step step count. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2345 It's the Republican alternative to Obamacare 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2346 Yeah, I'd let my kids eat off of the street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2347 But I'm a Republican! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2348 Careful, it's not permanent press. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2349 Sorry, folks, but I just need some "me" time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2350 Ah, just stopping to espy the drones. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2351 Just be careful, it’s for the new Abramovic exhibition. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2352 My therapist said I should let people walk all over me more. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2353 Ground control to Major Tom... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2354 What would Neil Armstrong say? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2355 It came highly rated on Airbnb. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2356 Hurry Sid! I'm on step nine of the 'Overachievers Support Program'. You're the last one! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2357 Yodel dee, yodel dye; what a beautiful sky. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2358 We all need to slow down, relax, and appreciate the world around us. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2359 Don't mind me, I'm people watching during my lunch break, its a covered sport under my insurance policy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2360 My 1 percent movement doesn't seem to be catching on. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2361 Said "hey, baby, take a walk on the wild side." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2362 Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam.............. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2363 Pays not so good, but I get to meet a lot of people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2364 Go ahead and try it!! I guarantee things will finally begin to look up 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2365 Yes, I'm sure this photo of me will go viral on Facebook! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2366 Does this mean I'm fired, Mr. Trump? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2367 I'd rather have people literally walking over me than figuratively at work. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2368 Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2369 I'm a government bureaucrat just doing my job. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2370 Watch out – I have bedbugs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2371 Begin your yoga sequence by aligning yourself with the Dow Jones index. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2372 Urban stargazing can be quite challenging! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2373 ONE UNSEEN BIRD TO SECOND UNSEEN BIRD: "Aren't you glad they don't have wings." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2374 It beats a stab in the back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2375 I dare you to try this wearing a lumberjack flannel. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2376 Y'all sure have some pricey hotels in this here city. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2377 I'm a pop-up accountant. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2378 Your local NPR station needs your support…your local NPR station needs your support… 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2379 It's OK. He's too big to fail. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2380 I'm just a sidewalk goofball named Leroy. Hooboy! Leroy's back in town. Wait until Hillary wins. Hooboy! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2381 Where's my wife with that needle and thread? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2382 I'm fine, I just decided to take today lying down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2383 I felt invisible, so I resigned on the spot. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2384 Wasn't long ago when a Wall Street banker commanded a lot more respect 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2385 Okay, so maybe I do have some masochistic tendencies. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2386 Are the political debates over? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2387 The clouds are prettier in Midtown. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2388 You don't know what you're missing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2389 Sure, the street noise is sometimes a problem, but you can't beat the rent. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2390 I am a member of the Silent Majority....and I vote. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2391 In my imagination, there were more rose petals. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2392 Wow this place really has gone downhill since DeBlasio got into office. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2393 Park Ave? Maybe it was take a nap at Central Park? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2394 Nobody knows the trouble... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2395 It's called sidewalk therapy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2396 my world has many charactersw 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2397 Sometimes I just like to lie down and watch the stock tickers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2398 I can see the Mir Space Station from here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2399 Some can't seem to get over that my platform is concrete. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2400 Another victim of "urban martyr syndrome" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2401 Relaxation is a state of mind. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2402 I refuse to travel through the ether with the rest of you plebeians. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2403 I can't believe no one believed me that I had super powers. I'm obviously invisible! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2404 It's not man-spreading; it's just the way I'm most comfortable. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2405 It only took three days of ignoring to convince Tom he was actually invisible. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2406 Huh - that one looks like the underside of someone's chin, too! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2407 Kindly keep your foot off my light heart. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2408 I am just testing out a theory,....my wife keeps telling me my boss treats me like a "door mat". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2409 Nyah nyah nyah, I can't hear you. Or see you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2410 Wow, Alex told us he was unafraid of hard work. Look, like Daniel in the den of lions, he lays down next to it, and sleeps like a bay, trusting in his Federal Worker's Union to take care of him. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2411 So this is what it now feels like to be Jeb Bush. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2412 Gotta love savasana! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2413 I'm blooming where I was planted. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2414 So now we're playing ring-around-the rosie AND jack-be-nimble, jack-be-quick, jack jump over my candlestick. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2415 Such a pedestrian perspective on sidewalk etiquette... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2416 What? I'm Catman in disguise; where do you expect me to sleep? In a bed? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2417 It's no street-corner office, but the view ain't bad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2418 Higher! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2419 Don't look so surprised...if we could learn to treat the Earth so kindly. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2420 Yep...they're real! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2421 Does this remind anyone of our foreign policy? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2422 No one stops to appreciate the different shapes of the smog anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2423 Now this is the way to get your steps in! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2424 I have been stepped on since I was slapped at birth. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2425 I must become the sidewalk to master the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2426 I'm a public employee. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2427 That cloud looks like a bear. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2428 You know you can't keep a good man down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2429 (singing) "It's quiet uptown, it's quiet uptown...” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2430 Very good! You're all learning to overcome obstacles! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2431 It's a new Yoga technique! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2432 Aaaah, urban America. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2433 The geese in formation look best from this angle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2434 People, people who need people, Are the luckiest people in the world. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2435 I guess I just feel like the world is passing me by. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2436 Making this deal is gonna be a cakewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2437 Consequences of the Open Office. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2438 Go ahead Trump walks all over me! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2439 Just trying to get to the bottom of things, Mom. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2440 Love my promotion. Can't wait to also get an office. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2441 This is the sidewalk of terror! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2442 What fools these mortals be! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2443 What a great view--good to know everybody cares. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2444 Hustle, bustle, toil and scrub. Hustle, bustle, toil and scrub. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2445 Why does everyone feel that they can walk all over me, and why does my psychiatrist think I shouldn't feel that way? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2446 Is that your heel, or are you just glad to see me? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2447 I trust you. I trust you. I trust you. Wait a minute! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2448 Just stop and smell the roses! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2449 Today I'm operating from a larger perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2450 'Better a sidewalk flower than a . . .' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2451 Cool, I am invisible, nobody sees me. I can do whatever I do. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2452 I had a nightmare of silly bustling all around me when I awoke from my nightmare it was a reality! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2453 Sometimes you just gotta go with it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2454 And that cloud looks like a man! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2455 Yes, sir, I can see your drone delivery now.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2456 "Step right into the world of hedge funds". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2457 Sometimes a rat race rat needs to make a pit stop. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2458 Yes,doctor I do feel freer and more in control. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2459 You must have eaten your Wheaties. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2460 My relaxation app still has a few bugs to work out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2461 I couldn't afford those Rolfing sessions anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2462 Hey mister, you have gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2463 Step on a crack, break your father's back 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2464 On second thought, my childhood wasn't that great. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2465 I knew she was asking for it when my mom named me Matt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2466 My therapist said I need a new perspective. I hate it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2467 Flat Stanley-origin story. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2468 So I thought, 'Why bother going up 42 stories just to come right back down again'. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2469 It's true. If you're not assertive with people, they'll walk all over you. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2470 I'm for The Donald. Don't Tread on Me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2471 Here I laid to rest. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2472 This is not what I meant by being, "Being run over by Life". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2473 Hey buddy, you're not an attractive nuisance. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2474 Hey buddy, can you loan me some prime? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2475 Laissez-Faire Capitalism 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2476 ``People, people who need people, are the luckiest people ...'' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2477 This man on the street gig is not as easy as you would think! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2478 If I can't walk the red carpet can you blow the trumpet? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2479 Nap time 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2480 It's never too early to start waiting for World Series tickets. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2481 I always do the opposite of what my shrink tells me and it's working for me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2482 That cloud looks like a shoe...That cloud looks like a boot... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2483 Recession? What recession? Siesta in the city, anyone? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2484 Pretty bad optical illusion, isn't it? People are walking all over it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2485 What, me worry? I read the New Yorker 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2486 It worked for Rodney Dangerfield. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2487 The sidewalk practice challenges on a good day. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2488 I've got a 12:30 masseuse appointment. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2489 Nobody care about me in the town. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2490 I used to be terrified of elevators,but thanks to years of therapy I couldn't be more relaxed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2491 Don't blame me -- I didn't choose to be a visionary! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2492 I am declaring this spot "Justus Township" and am no longer under the authority of the USA. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2493 Everyone should take time to smell the roses. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2494 Life's a beach. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2495 Don't mind me—I'm just doing market research for a company that removes gum from shoes. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2496 Am I getting paranoid or are people beginning to walk all over me? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2497 There may be something to this homeless sympathy training. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2498 Can hardly wait to see what happens next. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2499 weightlessness addiction: an ignored epidemic 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2500 I'm building a wall...and Juan Valdez is paying for it. Then you're all banned. Cuz you're just a bunch of low-energy war heroes who get captured...I coulda been president instead of a billionaire bum...let's face it - it was you, Hillary! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2501 Well, Dave, from up here on the 10th floor, it sure looks like another Gov. Christie "bridgegate" to me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2502 Sometimes you just have to say , "I'm not going to play by your rules." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2503 Hey, watch it! I'm man-sprawling here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2504 I, too, was an upstanding citizen. But I'm happier now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2505 My ex always said I enjoyed being walked all over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2506 So far, I can't say much for "try to gain a new perspective." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2507 help! - I've fallen of the corporate latter and can't get up 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2508 My therapist told me that I should rebuild my life from the ground up. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2509 It's all about my civil rights, but I don't like getting peed on. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2510 'Tis the reprobate recumbent life for me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2511 The end is at hand. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2512 Geez...I feel like cholesterol! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2513 As part of the Donald Trump ground game, I'm here to remind you about the wall. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2514 Yes Sir, I'm in the middle of a breakdown, please move along like everyone else. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2515 Look Up! the end is near! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2516 Yeah Max, sit-ups are still best to strengthen your core. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2517 The New York Massage has replaced the Thai Massage and it is FREE. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2518 Don't mind me. Just trying out walking meditation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2519 I wonder why my wife I was nothing more than a "door mat". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2520 Just marking my territory. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2521 Damned Florsheim shoes! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2522 I'm a Situationalist. Deal with it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2523 It's hard living in the City, but I want to be able to go to the Opera. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2524 You didn't say "may I"! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2525 Jim decides to leave the rat race behind! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2526 My train's late again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2527 Can you spare a ten for a latte? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2528 It's a metaphor for something. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2529 Give me a job and I'll be out of your way. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2530 Just another down sizing idea. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2531 Step on me and I'll break YOUR back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2532 cookooducky@gmail.com 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2533 We didn't literally mean that you can meditate anywhere. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2534 I've fallen and I can't hedge funds! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2535 Thank you. It's nice of you to bring me a pillow> 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2536 Vertigo? Just finish the sketch--I'm getting trampled down here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2537 I call it "Urban-Foraged Shiatsu"... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2538 I'm tired of always feeling I have to yield to others. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2539 This is a much better place to nap than the subway! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2540 [singing] "Do you see what I see?" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2541 You're fired! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2542 I'm taking a survey. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2543 To think that you people are missing these beautiful cloud formations, really irks me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2544 Free business lesson- there's never a clear path to success! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2545 I'm testing a whole new approach to giving people a feel for upward mobility. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2546 This drawing expresses how everyday people are too busy nowadays to notice anything important and just overlook things that are out of the ordinary. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2547 Sometimes you just have to slow down and enjoy life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2548 This is James Fillmore, live from New York, with our ultimate 'Man-On-The-Street' Report. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2549 (music notes) "...On a Sunday morning sidewalk, I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned..." (music notes) 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2550 Hey buddy, you're blocking my view. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2551 A flash mob people pleaser expression. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2552 I'm starting to think Shiatsu massage isn't for me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2553 Doctor, I have a recurring dream where nobody pays attention to me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2554 It's a walk stoppage. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2555 Next time, I should tweet this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2556 Staycation, Fred. Staycation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2557 I'm not moving til Hillary wins! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2558 When your only tool is a heel, everyone looks like a rug. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2559 Bill immediately noticed the benefits of yoga. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2560 Soon, the American people will see that I'm the only logical GOP candidate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2561 Excuse me. It's AROUND the mulberry bush. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2562 Just my little way of facilitating attentiveness, coordination, and annoyance toleration. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2563 Stanley, our local grammar enthusiast, is at it again folks! This week, he asked people if they knew whether or not he was 'laying' or 'lying' on the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2564 101, 102... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2565 I'm leaving today. I want to depart from it. Those vagabond shoes trod on me every day. I cannot sleep because the hill was too steep. These big city blues are melting away. So bye bye to ole New York, New York! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2566 Carpet Diem 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2567 You oughta try it, bud. It's a whole new perspective on life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2568 Don"t mind me, the park was full 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2569 I'm trying to clear my thoughts before I vote in the primary. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2570 If I did this in Manhattan, I'd probably be dead by now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2571 Ah, 90 degrees in the shade New York style. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2572 Don't look down on me. You've been here, too. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
2573 Living in the moment 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2574 When I'm stressed out I make like the beach. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2575 When did they gentrify this park 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2576 Horsepersons, Pass By 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2577 I figured this was more expedient. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2578 Only four years and 364 days, and I'll own this block. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2579 I have no idea how I got into Giacometti's 'Piazza.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2580 I just realized my insurance covers sidewalk accidents. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2581 ....and that cloud looks like a puppy dog. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2582 I think I prefer a more verticle perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2583 Step on Zak and break your mother's back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2584 Its a new match making technique from Danny Bonaduce. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2585 In this economy, it’s good to get in on the ground floor. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2586 Kumbaya. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2587 I don't know why their so angry. Getting trampled isn't that bad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2588 I certainly am learning to appreciate sidewalk art. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2589 It's been just one of those days. . . . 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2590 Ah, must be Saturday - sidewalk sale day! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2591 After losing my seat in congress, I thought why not just keep doing what I do best? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2592 ... So I figure I'm one of the lucky ones; The rest of the gang from the "Human Speed Bump" dept. are on Wall Street ... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2593 In retrospect, I think I prefer mandatory minimums over innovative sentencing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2594 Hey, did you watch the debate last night? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2595 Jeb's latest attempt to garner attention from voters on the street was trampled…. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2596 Our research team is studying this "new normal" thing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2597 My Occupy Wall Street Sidewalk movement is encountering headwinds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2598 My boss said, 'Go out and get the company idea off the ground.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2599 I get ignored in my cubicle, too. I'm used to it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2600 I do my best thinking when I’m alone. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2601 'Walk a mile—,' they say. But then what? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2602 That's life. Riding high in April, shot down in May. But I'll be back on top in June. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2603 I'm doing a survey for the Welcoming Committee. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2604 I win by not losing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2605 I'm beginning to have doubts about the open floor plan. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2606 Peril of a one-dimensional presidential candidate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2607 I said, "the road to hell is paved with me!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2608 I'm thinking of moving to a more affluent corner." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2609 This is my "me" time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2610 The guy at the mattress store said this one’s the firmest. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2611 What's hoppin? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2612 I finally feel truly at home in the world. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2613 She said, "Go to a peaceful place." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2614 "Play safe. Teleport with us." an ad from the near future. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2615 She keeps saying I let people walk all over me...where's she getting that? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2616 I'm the city's first maternal preventative spine injury fellow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2617 Wonder if I should have tried the beach first? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2618 With much ease, I am caught in a "gridlock of mindfulness"! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2619 Life is sweet on the sunny side of the street 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2620 Maybe I took a wrong turn getting to Central Park 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2621 I'm a lobbyist. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2622 I decided to spend the day letting this diverse group of people and pets walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2623 Caution, walk across. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2624 Look, Fluffy, that's what Mommy said happens when someone keeps flat out lying. After a while no one pays any attention to them. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2625 Just sayin, don't mind me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2626 Wallstreet is on the defense. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2627 Those boots were made for walkin'. But this Clark Kent suit will walk all over you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2628 Did you know they give free Thai massages on Fifth Avenue? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2629 They're all pursuing happiness. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2630 That cloud kind of looks like a recession, right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2631 I told you, Ernestine, people just all walk over me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2632 My name is Gulliver - got strings? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2633 Don't trip the light fantastic on me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2634 I feel like everyone just walks all over me... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2635 I'd like to add you to my professional network on-- Excuse me, I'd like to add you-- I'd like to-- You there, I'd like to add you to my-- Ma'am? Ma'am? I'd like to-- 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2636 Now this is synergy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2637 I've been getting walked on my entire life, may as well add literallly.... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2638 The word on the street, is you are going places 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2639 No problem, I’m just contemplating Desiderata and the noisy confusion of life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2640 Sorry guys but there was a drastic cut in my vacation time 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2641 Stomping out the romance of street encounters 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2642 Bernie Sanders is raising funds with this Donald Trump 2-D ollar poster. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2643 I’m proving Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2644 Trump's in town again 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2645 I'm prone to public filibusters and as your next President you'll have even more chances to walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2646 And there, quite clearly, is Orion's Belt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2647 Dog: "It really is a dog-eat-dog world." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2648 Watch the pocket! I still have some Twinkies! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2649 Let's see what my Fitbit has to say about this! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2650 Now I see what you see in Donald Trump. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2651 Thanks to flex time, I'm through with navigating rush hour traffic. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2652 Oh well, if you can't be part of the solution, be part of the problem!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2653 It was to be a polar bear but PETA intervened. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2654 I'm detecting microagression - not sure I feel safe. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2655 Meditation helps me relax. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2656 When I wake up, will my stomach still hurt? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2657 I didn't think I was in your way. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2658 Ah, a little higher.... Oh, man, that feels great!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2659 I thought he was going back to Jersey to take a deep breath? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2660 I'm trying to get smaller. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2661 This place mate feels squishy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2662 Gumshoe Detective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2663 I am fulfilling my dream of being like my congressman, a blockage to the regular folks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2664 I stepped on a crack and broke my back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2665 Swing your partner round and round, turn your corner upside down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2666 They said the streets are paved with Gord, so I'm just doing my part. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2667 Hurry up! Woof, woof! Come on! Step on it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2668 "Why do people walk all over me"? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2669 There's gum on your shoe 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2670 My name is Matt with a double 'T'! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2671 Get a life, you healthy-living promoter! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2672 I’ll never let them walk all over me – at least not figuratively. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2673 Ok. You don't look Mexican so you can go, but that dark skinned guy behind me has to stay where he is because I am THE WALL. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2674 HR said I need to start on the ground floor. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2675 What do you want from me? I ended my sales pitch with a preposition and yada, yada, yada, I'm here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2676 "Hey! I can see a drone". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2677 I am Donald Trump and from my point of view, I am in control of everything and I will win. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2678 I'm good. I lost my baloon. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2679 Is it too late to OCCUPY Wall Street? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2680 I don't think this "street meditation" idea is going to catch on. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2681 Hi, I am Stu the Scapegoat. Any time their is a problem in my company, they throw me out the window. It makes my co-workers feel better. I hope I get a promotion soon. My back is killing me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2682 The magic of a liberal arts degree----invisibility 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2683 In spite of no longer being able to afford them, Dave decides he cannot do without his weekly deep tissue massages. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2684 Please obey the Side-Walk sign request 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2685 I've always been a bit of a crack addict. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2686 Occupy Main Street starts now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2687 He's been going at this for twelve years already. Says it's for a movie. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2688 Just Relaxing 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2689 My wife was right. New York Democrats have no sense of humor about Trump. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2690 I should not have said," I won't take this lying down." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2691 My yoga teacher was right. This DOES give me a different perspective on the world. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2692 Ah casual Friday 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2693 Eventually, one of these passerbys will be the HONY guy. He'll trip, and then have to put me in his book. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2694 Now things are starting to look up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2695 These fools continue to fight gravity, a fight they can never win. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2696 Without the other Occupiers it's really quite lonely. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2697 I'm sick and tired of New York, but I'm not going to go back to Peoria until somebody notices me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2698 It's so peaceful to lie here and look up at the Empire State Building. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2699 It seemed like a good idea in the beer commercial. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2700 It's either this or we put in a "turn about". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2701 I recommend lowering your expectations. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2702 Looks like average people who trusted Wall Street have finally knocked them down and walking all over them. Mr. Wall Street is still smiling thinking...how can this be happening? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2703 It was either this or join the supreme court. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2704 Vote Bump '16. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2705 It's just nice to be noticed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2706 Ok, we're going to need to bunch up a little more... When I give the word, Lennie you drop a sheet of copier paper, we all jump on, and Whola!! Finally, we're all on the same page!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2707 Wait, was it 'lean in,' or 'lay down'? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2708 Don't mind me- just getting a head start on Bernie's America. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2709 Vote for me - the underdog! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2710 Welcome to Walmart. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2711 Sidewalk painting. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2712 Compared to my office,this is quiet time! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2713 The parapelegic's long commute. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2714 That big puffy one to the left looks like a cat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2715 My wife's been preparing me for this day for 23 years! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2716 I'm not blocking the sidewalk; I am the sidewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2717 I was seeking a well-grounded argument against the politics of obstructionism, one that is not easily ignored, and when it hit me I was floored. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2718 I expect the G.O.P. any time now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2719 Soon enough I'll be promoted to full-time sidewalk with benefits. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2720 I need to get more sleep ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2721 Hey, look. Those clouds look just like sheep. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2722 It's great to be back in New York. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2723 Serenity now! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2724 I have reached my lowest point in life. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2725 In deference to the SPCA, I have my workers jump over me as I go to sleep 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2726 This is much better than I expected. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2727 Even if the media was here, they'd ignore us independents, too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2728 So this is what being walked on feels like. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2729 Ahhh..things are starting to look up 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2730 The Velcro is keeping me on this wall fine, but how are you guys doing it? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2731 I usually do this in an office on a couch 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2732 East side ..west side... all around the town! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2733 Keep moving, I'll get more Facebook shares if everyone ignores me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2734 These boots were made for walkin' ..... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2735 Hey, it's New Hampshire. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2736 Who needs clouds when you have boogers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2737 I've been putting this off long enough. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2738 Sing, everybody: 'It's up to you, New York, New York' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2739 ? bum bum...bum bum...My Daddy Staten Island, my Momma Long Island. You mix that Guido with that Yente make a NEW YORKER MAN!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2740 WHYG? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2741 I love this city! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2742 not easy being white and successful these days... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2743 I guess you can lie down on the job 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2744 Hey look, that cloud looks like a bunny. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2745 My therapist recommended actually letting people walk all over me for a change. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2746 Running as a Tea Party congressman. Dont' forget to vote. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2747 I said ,these boots wernt made for walkin. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2748 You know what they say? "It's important to always stay grounded." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2749 Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Raising tax rates on carried interest gains has got to go! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2750 "Trample the Trump! Or just skip, hop and Jump!": 2016 presidential candidates expressed their concern to one another in Times Square. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2751 My boots were made for nothing! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2752 I'm here all week. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2753 My therapist says I need a new perspective on life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2754 habitual lying is a real condition. Look it up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2755 Feets don't fail me now! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2756 When it comes down to it, the destruction of the American middle class is actually kind of relaxing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2757 Some days you feel like walking. Some days you don't. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2758 And now for the rest of the story. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2759 Hey, I'm not the 'WILD SIDE'!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2760 Hey! Stop ignoring me, I "mat"ter! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2761 I should have kept my personal umbrella policy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2762 That's it folks, watch your step! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2763 I'm drone watching. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2764 This isn't what I had in mind when you said "Stomp" was awesome. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2765 "Step on my Crack and you win a special prize". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2766 A galaxy of people more important that you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2767 I'm starting to rethink my stay-cation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2768 I seem to attract people wherever I rest. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2769 And they said a Liberal Arts degree would be worthless! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2770 The view is great from down here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2771 Uncle Busby would understand. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2772 All my life it was "What are you going to do with yourself, Potsy?" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2773 Lost my phone so I'm looking in the cloud. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2774 Bob's obsession for nostrils took a turn for the worse. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2775 That's right, don't mind me--just taking a catnap. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2776 Save our soles. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2777 Big Dipper, virtual stripper needed a day at the beach, OK? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2778 It helps that I'm visualizing Aruba. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2779 Look up there, folks. Uber now has spaceships! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2780 It's the new myofascial release technique for the busy executive. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2781 Don’t trip. One Wall Street collapse was enough. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2782 Doctor, Never mind my childhood - I just feel that life is passing me by 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2783 Still won't risk going over my head, eh Benson. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2784 Don’t mind me. No body is. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2785 Heading for the top, are we? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2786 I look forward to tomorrow when I'll swallow fire. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2787 They seemed smaller in Gulliver's Travels. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2788 Governor Kasich keeps encouraging us to "just slow down." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2789 Beats spending thousands on a Temper-Pedic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2790 So this is what the other 99% feels like. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2791 My boss said I wouldn't amount to a speed bump. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2792 Hop (underlined) right in for our new promotion on seam repairs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2793 I can't get up, I pooped myself. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2794 When I said 'my way or the high way' I meant it! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2795 As long as I'm on Wall Street, I'm safe 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2796 I was tired of people going behind my back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2797 I knew I was a pushover, but I never thought they'd actually walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2798 It's easier than what happens at work. This is just a metaphor. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2799 Lets see, step, stride, tramp, plod, clip-clop, pace, stride, tramp, hop...all of'em are in my Bob's Thesaurus 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2800 Hey buddy, where's the fire? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2801 Apparently a one-story leap leaves the wrong impression. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2802 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO WATCH WINDOW JUMPERS 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2803 The Apprentice, Episode One: Let the humiliation begin! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2804 I told you Yoga in the Park wouldn't work... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2805 I've opted to just lie down and talk the talk... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2806 Urban Get-Away 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2807 I'm here for the disaster drill. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2808 The employee handbook says I am relieved of all responsibilities and restrictions during my break periods. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2809 It makes me feel closer to my ex-wife. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2810 This is my life if the banks resort to negative interest. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2811 Just standing my ground, fellas! It's the law. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2812 We hope we're not in the way of your leisure time by carrying out our day in a normal fashion... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2813 The story of my career, always being stepped over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2814 My yoga teacher says to stop every morning, no matter what I'm doing, for 30 minutes of mindfulness and meditation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2815 Look ,that one looks like either a elephant or my great uncle Louie. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2816 It's my back--it turns out my Mother stepped on a crack first. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2817 This year I decided to go for a more literal interpretation of Pesach. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2818 It's a chalk! Walk on! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2819 When life knocks me down, I just lie down and take it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2820 Hypotenuisance. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2821 I'm protesting hoverboards. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2822 It just feel's like the right thing to do. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2823 I think I fall asleep faster counting sheep. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2824 Just try that when I purchase the air rights too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2825 Don't step on a crack...apparently, you break your own back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2826 I'm okay, thanks. We're training for the Urban Daily Life Olympics. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2827 Leap day was taken literally in 2016 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2828 He's gotta be lying. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2829 It's Richard's own fault. He just lets people walk all over him. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2830 gosh , some people just think it's all about them ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2831 I'm being trampled but things are looking up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2832 Every few years they update the methods for CPR. This is part of our Urban Environment Survival Series. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2833 Mental note to self: schedule ‘me time’ when there’s less foot traffic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2834 Years of psychotherapy for not letting people walk all over him was clearly a colossal fail! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2835 Made it ma, top of the world!. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2836 I'm developing a sociological curriculum from the ground up! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2837 Who needs the window? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2838 Hey, I'm power napping here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2839 Yipee! Only two hours to rush hour. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2840 I'm letting the chips fall where they may 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2841 How 'bout you get outta my way?! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2842 Don't knock it till you try it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2843 Ah - I love the hustle and bustle of the city. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2844 'Guys just step-jump over, gals all go around ... interesting." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2845 Rhonda, I'm taking the full hour for lunch today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2846 How long has it been like that?" "Since Beyoncé's Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2847 City Guide's wrong. The sidewalks are warm and affable! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2848 You wont step on me, which proves our basic humanity 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2849 Nothing like a good staycation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2850 I like to lead from beneath. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2851 Just a flesh wound, Donald. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2852 Are you sustainable? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2853 My little town blues are melting away... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2854 You know, Mondays without rain aren't so bad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2855 While ohers see things as they are , I dream of a world that never was and now will be if the Trumpster is elected 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2856 See? If you lie down on the job they'll walk all over you 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2857 At last, I can start singing the Etta James standard! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2858 It's an entry level position! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2859 I can't sleep! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2860 People were looking at the mirror on the ground when they should have been looking up... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2861 Ahh, time for my disempower nap. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2862 OMG--I really am Mr. Cellophane! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2863 step step step 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2864 I said to myself to hell with the rat race: it stops right now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2865 I'm just trying to find that next level self-awareness. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2866 Even streetwalkers lie down on the job sometimes ... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2867 Been down so long it looks like up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2868 And how do you think a sustainable world will look like in 2050? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2869 Some days it's just easier to assume the position. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2870 Power of daydreaming 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2871 I guess stepping on the crack doesn't break your momma's back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2872 In my Mindfulness Training course, I was instructed to simply lie down in corpse pose when I became stressed and remember to breath. They claimed that no one would mind, and boy, were they right. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2873 I used to lay inside the lobby entrance, but out here on the sidewalk, I am no longer everyone's door mat! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2874 Hi, I'm campaigning for Donald Trump, do you believe in walk-aways? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2875 Sometimes you just gotta stop and take in the city 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2876 More whilte privilege! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2877 Day one of my "live your metaphors" challenge. After letting people walk all over me, I have to wear my heart on my sleeve and be a night owl. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2878 Who wants to get in on the ground floor? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2879 After the Google Earth sighting, Frank received lots of advice on better ways to explore his upskirt fetish. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2880 I'm just raising awareness of our homeless. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2881 No, I'm not chalk art - I'm just tired. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2882 'You really should trim those nose hairs.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2883 Are you wearing the new Yeezy boosts? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2884 I call it my congressional stance! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2885 Recycle or garbage? You decide. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2886 Another day, another dollar. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2887 Going shall be used with feet, 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2888 Remember when I said I wouldn't take this lying down? I lied. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2889 I don't care what they say, there's something very nice about being incognito! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2890 Brother, can you spare a Daimler AG prospectus and $25 million in March 30th call options? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2891 It's not the same as counting sheep. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2892 I always know when I'm in Manhattan. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2893 ? Blue skies/Smiling at me/Nothing but blue skies/Do I see ? ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2894 (singing) ". . . Cellophane, Mister Cellophane, should have been my name . . . " 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2895 After Donald Trump left The Apprentice, I decided to take up a new past time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2896 This performance art stuff is overrated. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2897 I was doing okay until the pig got up and slowly walked away. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2898 Reminds me of my holiday week Cancun Vacation 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2899 These pavement drawings are getting really lifelike 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2900 Good news- I ws able to afford a bit of sidewalk on Market Street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2901 This is the office version of musical chairs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2902 So my wife thinks that the Human Resources Dept. is taking their title too literally ... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2903 I've had it with these inane roundabouts! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2904 analog invader of privacy 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2905 Jeb Bush! Third time's the charm! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2906 He said he was pure Persian, and to think I doubted him! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2907 Where’s Escher when you need him? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2908 Sure I'm not making as much money as I used to, but there's a lot of civic fulfillment that comes from being a superdelegate. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2909 Well, excuse ME, Mr. High and Mighty. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2910 That's what I'm here for, just make sure to take a left on 7th. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2911 Thought I'd get here early for a view of the eclipse. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2912 Ohhhh my goshhh! Stop trampling me its just a Wednesday!!!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2913 They really will walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2914 Don gets his kicks by playing sidewalk trompe l'oeil . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2915 The Pope gave me permission to occupy Trump Tower, so here I am. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2916 Airing has really grown too fast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2917 Because when I'm in the office, my managers walk all over me anyway. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2918 Cloudy, with a chance of hamhocks. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2919 So she told me, if you want people to stop using you as a doormat, you should start by getting a new therapist, or at least a real one. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2920 Finally, I feel noticed! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2921 That one looks like a businessman. With a briefcase! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2922 I didn't ask to BE a flat white. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2923 97 Sheeple, 98 Sheeple, 99 Sheeple ... zzzz 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2924 Nothing better than a feet massage. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2925 Yes, this is the beginning of the "Hamilton" box office line for tomorrow's matinee. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2926 I see London. I see France. I see Lucy's underpants. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2927 Oh, look, the Twin Towers are missing! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2928 London Bridge has fallen down, can't get up, 9-1-1! London Bridge has collapsed on the ground, my bad back! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2929 At least it's not fashion week! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2930 Bless you and thank you for helping in my Lenten penance! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2931 It's just a blue-skying attack; I'll get over it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2932 It's called "sidewalk massage". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2933 In Asia, they walk on my back. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2934 Mindfulness, schmindfulness. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2935 'Get in on the ground floor,' they said. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2936 Can you spare a portfolio for an old fund manager? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2937 I'm sorry, Mr. Zingo is currently out of it, but if you'll leave your name and number, he might call you when he surfaces. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2938 And then they came for the One Percent. And there was no one left to speak for me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2939 Note to self....Mid Life Crisis....less busy sidewalk... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2940 Your desperation could be quieter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2941 Oh these new speed bumps are so realistic ... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2942 I won the lottery, I won the lottery! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2943 This way I get to see whats up all day long! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2944 Note: Piano coming down- I wont take it lying down... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2945 Post 9/11 kindness,anyone? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2946 Lie here long enough and you meet everyone you know. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2947 ?? "He was a daay-a-aaa tripper!" ?? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2948 Started from the bottom now I'm here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2949 I'm protesting for softer sidewalks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2950 How "Walk on By" was inspied....... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2951 A guest was very critical, saying, "you've got to be more welcoming, Matt." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2952 I'm protesting sidewalk expansions. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2953 I think I'll try a new perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2954 I'm laying in state, the state being New York. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2955 Donald Trump went the other way! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2956 Folks, this new digital pacemaker takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2957 I hope I'm not inconveniencing anyone. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2958 I'm beneath you walking over me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2959 Man, this is absolutely the last "Man on the Street" assignment I'm letting the station send me on 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2960 See, I really do have trouble getting people to listen to me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2961 OK, I get it. No more Bushes! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2962 I was going to jump but I decided to just lay here and be trampled. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2963 Who says prostrating oneself before the voters no longer wins elections?! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2964 Only one direction to go from here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2965 Skyscraper gazing 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2966 Oh no! Are we swimming in Crimean waters and is that "Vald" the Russian bear? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2967 After the third "No Office Napping" email, Ned finally chose a different path. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2968 Stepping on my heart is not a short cut !!!!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2969 Here in Vermont, pedestrians don’t tread on anyone. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2970 Hey, buddy --you gotta step back over me in reverse, it's bad luck! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2971 Ha! Try calling me a doormat now. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2972 Hey buddy, your blocking my sun! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2973 Watch me whip. Watch me lay, lay! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2974 This isn't working. Back to counting sheep. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2975 The opposite of Road Rage - Road Repose... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2976 Trump Tower elevator step down and up to the White House. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2977 Pounding the Pavement 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2978 I hate performance artists 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2979 Occupy Sideways 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2980 You're doing a great job, Matt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2981 I see a cloud shaped like Jane Jacobs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2982 sit back relax and let life trample you to death 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2983 Only Tom could make a career of looking on the bright side. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2984 Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow. Why then, oh why can't I? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2985 Times have changed, in the 70's someone would have robbed me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2986 It comes with the territory when your name is Matt! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2987 Does anyone have a spare toothbrush? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2988 I never find excuses to skip my meditations 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2989 Johnson's boss advised him to take the view from five thousand feet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2990 Nobody notices me because they're all so busy with their life. I am a invisible person. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2991 I was told I would see stars on the floor of Hollywood Boulevard. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2992 Sunny days ... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2993 I guess that's one way to become the center of attention. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2994 Earth to Intelsat—click dammit. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2995 I found that my sit-down strikes were not attracting enough press coverage. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2996 Laying down on the job has a literal meaning to Carl. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2997 The catalog said this is a Lounge Jacket. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2998 The gal at the massage parlor wanted to charge me $100 for this. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2999 Can you spare any change for a new suit? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3000 I just wanted to see what retirement was like. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3001 Sorry. On staycation till those airline prices drop. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3002 My analyst thinks it will help me relate to the little people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3003 My independent poll has Trump favored 7 to 1 among voters with dirty underwear. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3004 Any day now the babies will hatch. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3005 Next I'll try lobbying in the halls of Congress. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3006 ...four hours without being spat upon, robbed, or actually stepped on! My faith in humanity is restored! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3007 I know you get stepped on on your way to the top but this is taking it too far! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3008 Well how about that there ARE 300,000 little holes in the ceiling! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3009 I thought today was business casual? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3010 I'll take it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3011 I've tripped the light fantastic and I can't get up. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3012 So this is what life is like without cocaine. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3013 My doctor says I should get out more. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3014 La, la - la, la - la, you don't really exist anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3015 I just don't feel like a real Republican if I'm not doing my part to obstruct progress. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3016 I'm proud to be a thoughtful, moderate voter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3017 My selfie stick has gone to new heights. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3018 My repose cannot be compromised. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3019 It's Matthias. But call me Matt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3020 Just another Monday on Wall Street 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3021 I'm preparing for national dress day. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3022 Still beats Conference Bike meetings. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3023 Radiohead - "Just" (1995), directed by Jamie Thraves 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3024 Hello, I'm campaigning for the victim party. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3025 I'll be up in a minute, don't start without me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3026 Time to stop and smell the roses 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3027 My therapist told me that it was time to start putting myself out there. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3028 He just finished reading 120 Days of Sodom and this is his new fetish or whatever. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3029 If you think I'm getting walked all over here, you haven't met my boss. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3030 And that cloud looks like Jeb Bush suspending his political campaign. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3031 Go ahead. Walk all over me. You're still not getting a bonus. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3032 ninety-five, ninety-six...I'll never fall asleep 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3033 Sir, that's not what they meant by Occupy Wall Street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3034 He's literally taking it lying down 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3035 We are the 1%! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3036 I will never join you, not over my dead body. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3037 It's gotten easier with the whole health craze. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3038 I only look like a painting. Please tread lightly 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3039 My therapist said I need to feel under other people's feet for a change. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3040 You see, I find if I do this stunt weekly, the bruises remind me not to let people to walk all over me figuratively. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3041 It's just a drone away, it's just a drone away, yeah. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3042 Sorry, I'm just a blue sky kind of guy 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3043 Dogfish! Watch my balls! Monster, you're up next, bro! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3044 I put the 'social' in lounging. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3045 ...And so I decided I couldn't just watch the world pass me by. I needed to be a part of it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3046 Because my therapist suggested I find ways to meet new people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3047 Don't tread on me, tea bag. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3048 From a distance, the food chain makes sense. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3049 Chillax, we're in the midst of a high-tide of gravitational waves coming in man, can't you feel em? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3050 I needed a new perspective on life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3051 Occupy Park Avenue! Join the OPA movement and let's change street parking rules forever! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3052 Maybe I can't do that easy ab workout anywhere, anytime. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3053 I hope I am not blocking your way! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3054 You know they say, "Every job has its stress." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3055 Can your fancy computers do this? Nope. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3056 Before becoming an artist, M C Escher was an unsuccessful school crossing guard. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3057 "News Reporter" As I thought, no one gives a damn. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3058 My insurance doesn't cover chiropracty. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3059 So this is how Temple Grandin got started. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3060 Hey guys, check it out-doesn't that cloud look exactly like Arnold Böcklin's "Isle of the Dead"?!?! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3061 Which one is 'the' cloud I'm supposed to use? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3062 Step on a back, break your mother's crack. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3063 Does anyone else see the gravity waves? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3064 I'll get up in 15 minutes. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3065 Just reached my number. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3066 If you think of me as a stepping-stone in your career, you'll sleep better at night. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3067 If I did,not know If I did'nt know better, I'd say nobody gives a damn! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3068 "Stepease" is a new product that requires no permission, available for any walker, tracker, or commuter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3069 My wife was right. She always said that I let people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3070 Change your perspective, they said; it will change your life, they said. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3071 Don't let people walk all over you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3072 See? After twenty-four hours, the suit is still scuff resistant. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3073 Maybe I should change my name to O'Malley. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3074 No one's tripped over me yet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3075 Yep. Life's just a patchwork quilt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3076 "BUDDY, watch the rib cage," thought Jack. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3077 Trump aerobics 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3078 Where did you make dinner reservations? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3079 Damn, Trump must have won today.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3080 I thought, 'Don't Tread on Me,' was a Metaphor'! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3081 Even the crummy pigeons have the decency to walk around me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3082 I can never get into the whole pajama, rural sheep thing. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3083 You're going to slam right into the guy in front of you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3084 My therapist says I need to start looking at the world differently. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3085 This Sert's eye-view has its drawbacks... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3086 Sure, just walk over me like you don't see me. I see you! I see the real you!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3087 Can you hear me now? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3088 The mirror taped to my shoe broke. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3089 I can sleep through anything. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3090 It's OXYmoron, mister. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3091 They definitely need a traffic cop at this corner. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3092 I'm just saying, give peace a chance. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3093 Stan tested the inviolability of personal space again, this time while ordering Tex-Mex. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3094 So, can I count on your vote in the primary next week? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3095 where did I go wrong 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3096 ...And your point being? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3097 Maybe I should get a new therapist. This sole searching thing isn't working. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3098 I'll tell you, Sergeant, I really miss the days before the budget cuts eliminated chalk and crime scene tape. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3099 "Welcome to The Corp." they said, "All you have to do is let them walk all over you! Don't forget to smile." And so here I am, just another day on the grind; a great job with affordable benefits! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3100 Could you please ask the street painter to add a pillow? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3101 This is one of those times I try others' soles. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3102 I really thought that my brother and mother would help my campaign. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3103 I am not obstructing anything. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3104 Being assigned to the undercover unit in this city may be tougher than I thought 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3105 No one has time for this 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3106 The competition was sleeping on the job. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3107 That's it, I'm tired of people walking all over me. And I'm going to something about it. First thing tomorrow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3108 It's my Shavasana. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3109 Just trying to get a look at that glass ceiling everyone's talking about... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3110 Trump is right - I'm a loser. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3111 "Till Eulenspiegel" is s-o-o-o-o relaxing! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3112 Would you stop and help someone? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3113 Woah, watch your step sir, thanks 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3114 My campaign just isn't gaining traction. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3115 My only objection is to the dog... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3116 I'm the proverbial man in the street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3117 I've been workin' on the ra-ail ro-oad, a-all the live-long da-a-a-ay . . . . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3118 Its performance art! I call this one Man on Busy Sidewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3119 Do all hurdlers love the rat race? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3120 ...and that cloud there ALSO looks like a fluffy bunny that didn't get fired.... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3121 Earliest Known Escher 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3122 "No, I mean literally, I'm always letting people walk all over me". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3123 Caution -- speed bump. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3124 Don't let the bed bugs bite 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3125 Rush, rush, rush. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3126 That one looks like an angry commuter who needs his shoes resoled. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3127 I get grouchy if I don't sneak in a ten minute 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3128 My whole life, everyone has walked all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3129 Lugubrious. I'm just feeling lugubrious today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3130 Ouch...I see being seemingly invisible is much more tolerable when one stays upright. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3131 Ah, to be a part of Wall Street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3132 Does anybody have a thick newspaper? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3133 I think of myself as a facilitator. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3134 a community service brought to you by the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3135 There are no empty seats left, so I guess I'll lay down. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3136 This is my best shot...oof... at a one bedroom Manhattan apartment. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3137 Introducing the newest exhibit in the modern art museum entitled "New York Lunch break". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3138 I'm practicing for when Sanders gets elected 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3139 Get your own personal force field shield for only $399 at amazon.com 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3140 If only I had my Oculus Rift googles, this would all seem totally real. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3141 I haven't felt like this since my wife left me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3142 Don't mind me, they walk all over me at work too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3143 It's a desensitizing experiment. Yeah, it stinks when someone stomps on your gut, but I've never gotten along better with my co-workers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3144 Jim Poindexter always wanted to one of the wolves of wall street - if only he didn't get so tired. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3145 My name is Jeb, I DO STUFF ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3146 "You're the last person I expected". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3147 Getting in touch with the real people 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3148 There's something about polluted city air and a good foot to the chest that brings you straight back to reality. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3149 "Occupy Whatever Space You Want To" - that's what I say. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3150 Boss said I should sleep on it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3151 "Don't mind me, just practicing for when I get home". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3152 My therapist says I need to start letting people walk all over me, and that I need to be a better listener. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3153 Ugh, When you try to make a statement. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3154 That will be $57.75 for avoidance counseling. Please see my Paypal account. That will be $57.75 for avoidance counseling. Please... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3155 In the days before chalk outlines, police artists created 3D works that no one would erase afterwards. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3156 Always wondered why Mother said " try to stay out from underfoot" ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3157 My name is M.C.Escher, I would like you to come to my new art gallery. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3158 ...??...lift my heels up and SHOUT!...throw my head back and SHOUT! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3159 Only have half an hour for lunch. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3160 And this sidewalk yoga pose is called savasana. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3161 Performance art is here to stay. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3162 No,just resting. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3163 I try to work shavasana into my daily routine. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3164 "I'm just another middle class tragedy". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3165 Our CEO insisted we all play Truth or Dare at today's board meeting. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3166 So far, no one has actually stepped on me, renewing my faith in humanity. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3167 Step lively now, time's-a-wastin. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3168 I'm really loving the central location of this Airbnb. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3169 My Platform-" Don't Tread On Me " 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3170 Don't mind me....just a super awesome student of the month millennial crushed by 160k in student debt on the sidewalk of broken dreams. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3171 This mindfulness is working. I can feel the sun on my face and the wind in my hair 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3172 I'm glad I took this day off. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3173 What would Trump do? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3174 Hey look, a squirrel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3175 I love to look at the sky and watch the world whirl by. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3176 ? Daydream believer and a cog in a machine ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3177 It's a new lawsuit strategy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3178 Well, I [emphasis added] read that a good boss needs to remain grounded 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3179 Yes! I'm that guy, causing trouble and looking for attention. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3180 Was this bystander apathy experiment approved by our ethical review board? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3181 Are these people dumb?Don't they know I am trying to get some sleep? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3182 Sometimes I like to lay down and reminisce about my days in the customer service industry. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3183 Honestly, when I proposed just sitting back and watching the walkthrough, I never thought I'd enjoy it so much! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3184 I'm going to have to rethink those online discount hotel rates. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3185 No, I'm Matt, my brother is Art-he's the one you see just inside the door to the Smithsonian. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3186 It was at that moment when Matt turned away from the bright light and looked back down at his lifeless body. "If only I'd spent more time at the office," he mused. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3187 Just chilling here on the sidewalk. While no one even caring that I am here. I guess people just don't care if I just lay here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3188 My therapist tells me I need to be more vocal about people walking all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3189 My CSI unit ran out of chalk 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3190 Thank God for caring and careful people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3191 Would you consider moving me back in front of the main entrance? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3192 Miley's here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3193 I may be in the gutter, but I’m looking at the smog. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3194 I'm starting from the ground up! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3195 I break my back to save your mother's. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3196 If you elect me, you have my word that I will never look down on you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3197 The shrink told me to embrace my darkest pleasures instead of shunning them. Feet fetish and masochism. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3198 I guess there's more to this Desnudas thing than I realized. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3199 Look at me, accomplishing nothing and obstructing everybody! I'm running for Congress as a Republican and I'd appreciate your vote. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3200 One small step for man, one giant leap for canine. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3201 "That's '#occupyelmstreet' when you've got a second. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3202 You were right, Macy: "Try to walk away and I stumble..." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3203 The REAL fun happens when Tony Hawk is in town. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3204 "Sometimes I feel so defeated. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3205 Finally, a view with some entertainment. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3206 Go ahead. Walk right over me, why don't you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3207 Waddaya mean, this is the most pathetic response to a Wall Street crash you've ever seen? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3208 I'm taking back this country! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3209 I don't get this stay at home vacation idea. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3210 They said "Don't try this at home." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3211 Daddy says he started on the ground floor too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3212 Its so much better to be one of the cracks in the system than to fall through one! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3213 I'd like to cancel our lunch appointment 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3214 After overcoming so many obstacles in life, Bob decided to become one. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3215 I oppose rush hour. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3216 My therapist was right! I needed a new perspective on life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3217 I prefer laying to dancing on it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3218 Don't blame me. It's Obama's fault. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3219 I got caught in the under toe. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3220 I'm not crazy.I'm just difficult. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3221 Care to donate to the I.R.S? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3222 I call it "Frugal Street View". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3223 ...and my battery's down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3224 I'm a Republican. This is what we do. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3225 "The Wall Street", 6' 3", handcrafted from the finest wool 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3226 My campaign strategist says I need to see what life is like for people with obstacles. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3227 I'm from the President's Physical Fitness Council. Please try to put a little more hip into your hop, it's for the good of the country. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3228 "Great. I think that dog's going to come back and use me like a fire hydrant". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3229 From here they all look like ants. Genetically modified ants. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3230 Thinking from the bottom up. Are people are just passing me by? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3231 I'm pizza rat's bodyman. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3232 actually the word 'walkies!'was originally intended for the dog.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3233 Stepped on feels better than over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3234 Don't step on me -- I'm a lawyer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3235 That cloud looks like a big jerk stepping over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3236 'I AM seeing stars!' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3237 These wrinkle-free suits are amazing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3238 Naps in New Your 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3239 It hasn't snowed all year....im trying to make a "grit angel" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3240 My shrink says I've gotta stop letting people walk all over me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3241 My therapist thinks I let people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3242 Trust me. Tis better the hurdle be than bang our head into it constantly. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3243 Listen, dear, I'm trying it and it really works! I thought that if you wanted to be treated like a door mat you have to lie down first, and now I know it works. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3244 A draw is on the ground, the draw looks like a person so people think that they are gonna step on him. But finally no one is on the ground 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3245 It must have been PM, because I can't see a thing... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3246 "This is New York, man." says the dog 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3247 Rule #173 of "How To Take a Good Selfie": Buy a drone. Dress for the occasion. Look away from the camera. And, as always, have total disregard for everyone and everything around you. Snap photo. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3248 If I hear bag pipes, I'm out of here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3249 I'm a television writer. I'm used to feeling useless and underfoot. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3250 I've migrated to a cloud-based platform. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3251 ....... extremely challenging ....... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3252 I always take a nap at exactly 3 p. m. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3253 One man's happy place... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3254 Awful lot of coffee cup clouds today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3255 The morning rush CAN be fun! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3256 I prefer the gut, not the heart. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3257 Until we downsized, we used to play this game with chairs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3258 Don't mind me, I'm just resting. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3259 Step lively and mind the lap. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3260 Well, the FBI is already walking all over my privacy rights so I figured what's the point? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3261 'Break time! Oh, it's good to be union." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3262 Easy! I may be a one percenter by my shirt in 100 percent cotton. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3263 Hey Fred, the boss' memo today says we better look at marketing strategy from a populist vantage point 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3264 I'm not a pedestrian hazard! New Yorkers should take it easy once in a while. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3265 Bloomberg warned me they'd walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3266 Ron! Hey, I told you the window is faster. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3267 I'm on vacation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3268 Urban Twister 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3269 No offense, but your feet are problematic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3270 I'm ready to talk about my mother, doc. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3271 Early field trials of pickpocket proof pants. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3272 There's no place like home......There's no place like home........There's no place like home 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3273 Are you sure you're CPR certified? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3274 I am just the unwanted step-child on this block 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3275 I used to do this to save parking spaces, but the sidewalk's less lonely. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3276 Doc was right, this outdoor stuff is great, I feel better already ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3277 'I'm researching a story about Times Square, from a tourist's perspective.' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3278 The police chalk outlines are getting more and more detailed 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3279 Someone...please...call...cement...mason! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3280 Walk around, please, or else I won't grow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3281 Just as people say 'Socialism has failed in every country that has tried it,' we can safely say that 'Capitalism has failed in every country where socialism replaced it.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3282 I'm here because life hasn't lived up to my expectations. Is anybody listening? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3283 I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3284 Being mayor has certain privileges. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3285 We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at Bernie Sanders. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3286 Chill out. Life is short. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3287 It's only annoying when they stop. As you have! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3288 I'm counting sheep. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3289 MoMA lifetime achievement award 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3290 He just came crashing through the glass ceiling!!!!!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3291 I'm a libertarian. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3292 Are you here to help create my will? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3293 Because it's here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3294 "Laugh now, but tomorrow everyone's gonna be stuck on Barry "Bubblegum" Bryce. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3295 The view of the glass ceiling is spectacular from down here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3296 I just always wanted to have an impact on my community. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3297 Lately the term block party has been misunderstood. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3298 I just can't figure out why everyone thinks I'm such a walkover... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3299 At last, things were beginning to look up for Bill. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3300 I call it the 'side-lay'. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3301 I am not passive- aggressive. I'm doing my back exercises. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3302 Oh yeah, that cloud definitely looks like a bull. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3303 Plane spotting. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3304 Sorry I'm in the way, just step around, my fault entirely, dodgy ticker actually. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3305 This 1-800-WiFi-Doc has gotten way out of hand. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3306 I'm trippin'. Careful there, or you'll be trippin' too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3307 My conclusion is that vertical is overrated. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3308 What the hay, it's my last day. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3309 Call me an optimist, but from here, things are looking up on Wall Street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3310 I'm a partner at a personal injury law firm. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3311 Door mat doesn't pay as much. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3312 Being shallow has its advantages. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3313 Bob "The Human Doormat" enjoys his vacation in Manhattan. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3314 People have become so blind to whats in front of them that they keep going without realizing what is actually happening. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3315 'Enjoy increased traffic without lifting a finger,' they said... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3316 My daughter is an art major at NYU. She calls this piece "Duped Dad." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3317 I don't get the whole FLAT STANLEY mania. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3318 His wife told him not to let people walk all over him but he didn't listen. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3319 My fifteen minute break is better than anybody's. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3320 You are right boss, here they don't step on me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3321 My "year of yes" is starting a little slow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3322 *Yawn*...time for work. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3323 I take my leisure time seriously. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3324 WHAT ARE THOSE?! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3325 I just like to be in the middle of things...makes me feel alive.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3326 I just wanted to see the world from my toy poodle's perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3327 Every hurdle strengthens you for the next. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3328 Hey Hon, come look! That guy who thinks he's Frank Sinatra is down there again singing "Call Me Irresponsible." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3329 The Piltdown Man is not a fake. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3330 Either I move for smart phones, or I'm toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3331 I'm not protesting anything except taxing me for it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3332 That old lady sure had a well kept muff 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3333 When you party to hard the night before! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3334 Four more years. Four more years. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3335 Agreeing to work my way from the ground up sounded more respectable in the interview. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3336 Chin, chin, chin, nose, crotch, chin.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3337 Step on over, the view is great! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3338 Wake me when the primaries are over. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3339 My shrink was right, counting sheep is easier. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3340 I'm the amended version of Mount RushMore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3341 I'm just resting on the sidelines of Donald Trump's New York City political values. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3342 (musical eighth note) “I love a parade” (musical eighth note) 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3343 If you want to know the city, you have to study the clouds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3344 See, Ted Cruz was right. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3345 I'm adopting a new perspective. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3346 I'm not an obstructionist. I'm an optimist 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3347 This is definitely a step up from my last job! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3348 I tried yoga, never worked. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3349 And then I realized it's not WHO you are in the scheme of things, but WHERE. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3350 I learned this at Disney World. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3351 Maybe I should have remained a doormat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3352 I was merely tripping the light fantastic and, well, I tripped and the view was cool and I....hey...would it be to much for you to walk around? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3353 That one looks like a bunny! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3354 Feel the Bern! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3355 Yep, I got in on the ground level. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3356 I'm engaged. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3357 This igloo wasn't built to last. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3358 Our CD's are up to 3/4 %. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3359 I'm the company stepping stone. It's part of our non-discrimination program. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3360 As John Adams said, "They don't have any good manners here. Everybody talks very fast and very loud without paying the least attention to one another." while on his way to the first Continental Congress, August 1774 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3361 I'm connecting with the cloud, if you don't mind! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3362 I recommend the trout. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3363 I find this more accurate than head counts 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3364 Now I understand what he meant. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3365 Which cloud did you say looked like a jackass? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3366 Tom realized his wife was right. Lying doesn't get you anywhere. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3367 It's always nice to get away from the rat race once in a while. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3368 Hey, you're encroaching on my eminent domain! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3369 It's 'Park' Avenue, people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3370 I used to like tic-tac-toe. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3371 Gotcha! I am a Sidewalk Painting 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3372 Don't try this at home. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3373 Can't you hear the pitter-pat And that happy tune is your step Life can be complete On the sunny side of the street 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3374 The populus groundswell makes it worthwhile. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3375 This is not what I expected when the Google Earth Project designated me as its prime focus. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3376 To finish my biography, I need to understand what Jeb's presidential run felt like. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3377 I'm no Donald Trump. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3378 Yeah, yeah, I stepped on a crack 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3379 (SINGING) "The way you crack my knee.... the way you soil my shirt....the memory of all that.....Oh, no, they can't take that away from me......" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3380 My wife told me to get out from under her feet, so I lay down out here instead. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3381 Hi, I'm Matt. Hi, I'm Matt.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3382 Doc said.."get a new perspective" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3383 Twister can be played in many locations. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3384 I'm just waiting for the Universe to tell me what to do. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3385 I've just given up and am waiting for the inevitable. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3386 No roses around ... so I'm just just taking the time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3387 It's better than getting hotel bed bugs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3388 Ah it's nice to back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3389 The 3D pavement art in Europe is so much better 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3390 keep walking 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3391 Stampede (noun) | stam'ped | "Yup my life feels run over" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3392 Hey! I'm layin' here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3393 Notice how people jump when I speak? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3394 He quickly realized that real estate with a view at this price range had obvious downsides. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3395 If I'm the door mat at work, I may as well be the door mat everywhere else, too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3396 Hand off to Willie at the next corner. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3397 ...So my therapist suggested I find new ways to meet people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3398 Don't be alarmed this man simply has a case of The Mondays. Someone get him a coffee stat! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3399 Allemande left. No see. Go! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3400 Ok, now just a little more to the right 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3401 Economy success 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3402 When you said "office visits are extra" Doctor, I didn't realize you were speaking literally. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3403 New York city at "Rush Hour" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3404 Nobody calls ME pedestrian! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3405 I try to find a little me time every day 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3406 Onwards and upwards! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3407 On the next episode of "What Would You Do?", meet people in a hurry. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3408 Ahhh. Democratic Socialism. A guy could get used to this. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3409 We get the new intern. We get to walk all over the new guy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3410 You wouldn't happen to be a unicorn, would you? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3411 My therapist said I should try just lying back and watching the crowds go by. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3412 I'm fine…just resting. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3413 I'm tired of letting people walk all over me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3414 I'm tired of people stepping all over the 1% 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3415 Make sure you don't step on the lines 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3416 Why do straight white guys always gotta get in the way? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3417 It's the new 8 Minute Abs workout 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3418 I'm a Performance Artist doing Richard Sera vs Chris Burden. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3419 No longer will people walk all over me when I'm least expecting it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3420 Who says you can't take a power nap in the city. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3421 By turns you sicken and amuse me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3422 My therapist told me this is the latest treatment for pathological lying. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3423 Find the reflex button win a metro card 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3424 I've fallen and I don't care. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3425 Doctor, this group therapy just isn't working for me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3426 Yeah, it's better than sheep! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3427 What? I wanted a massage. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3428 And the Gulliver was marooned in the land of the Hurryhuhmns. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3429 Well, from my perspective, you're not exactly stopping to smell the flowers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3430 The definition of life in a nutshell. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3431 See, I let everybody walk over me. That's why I should be elected president. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3432 Finland! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3433 I said, 'a fly on the wall.' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3434 Hey, it’s time we layabouts took back some of the sidewalks from the loiterers and smokers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3435 My point of view is different than yours. No need to step over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3436 Call me Jeb. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3437 Why does my therapist keep saying I let people walk all over me? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3438 My dad always said I was a wuss for letting people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3439 Congratulations! You're all ready to joint our firm as attorneys . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3440 When I was a kid, this was a park. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3441 It's the ones using their smart phones that I worry about 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3442 I was downsized. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3443 Hey, that one looks like a whale! No, wait--a sheep! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3444 I'm tired of this world walking all over me all the time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3445 Corpus cubitus urbanus dude 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3446 Did that dog just pee on my shoe? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3447 Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for a streetcar named desire. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3448 Wouldn’t recognize performance art if you tripped over it, would you? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3449 And sme people ust get a HAND on the Walk of Fame! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3450 Aaargh, the old defenestration is not what it was. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3451 Step on my body, fifty cents. Step on my face, seventy-five cents. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3452 I loafe and invite my soul; I lean and loafe at my ease observing these peers of summer pass. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3453 Yeah it's free but there's still a price per foot. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3454 The only true measure of foot traffic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3455 This whole "counting sheep" thing is not working. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3456 What can I say, really? It is what it is. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3457 I saw this in a Radiohead music video one time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3458 Walk right on over me don't cha 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3459 But your attempt would have been successful if you didn't have first floor office. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3460 How's the weather up there? How's the weather up there? How's the weather up there? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3461 Urban casualty- Invisibility syndrome 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3462 And to think I once thought mindfulness was a bunch of crap. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3463 I'm promoting exercise. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3464 I'm trying to be more empathetic of others' pain. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3465 Anybody care to join me? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3466 Should I pee on him? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3467 'X,Y meets Z" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3468 I have a totally new perspective on life. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3469 I have an important statement to make if you care to hear it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3470 Just imagining where I'll end up after the next financial crisis. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3471 Save your snide remarks. Do you know how hard it is to get an idea off the ground? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3472 ?"I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood, I know I could always be good... To one who'll walk over meeeeeeee..."? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3473 I really gotta quit letting people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3474 Curly told me to lay low after the heist! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3475 Things are topsy-turvy, from my perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3476 Careful...white lives matter 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3477 These Airbnb rentals are getting out of hand! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3478 All they do is stomp and stare 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3479 Hi! I'm Jeb Bush, and I feel your pain! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3480 "The latest jump for Trump ad, what you think" \ -om 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3481 It's amazing that even here, New Yorkers are careful not to step on a reposed street-person, reporting live from lower Manhattan, Channel 9 News. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3482 And another hundred people just got off of the train... God I love Sondheim! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3483 It's cheaper than a hotel room. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3484 I'll move when Trump deports the Pope 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3485 "Infrastructure Manager" wins grandiose title of the decade. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3486 Global swarming. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3487 Be more assertive. When you ask them to remove their shoes, don't say Please. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3488 I don't mess with dolphins anymore. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3489 Turns out Monday morning shavasana is a thing! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3490 I suddenly realized that in a previous life, the world DID revolve around me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3491 I wish my company had sleep pods like Google 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3492 Sometimes you just have to stop and get to know the neighborhood. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3493 I'm having an epiphany about us not being connected. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3494 It's the only place I can relax outside of the office. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3495 Take my job. I'm pointed at it--Suite Five-Oh-Six. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3496 A bit higher, you need to hit the gallstone. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3497 OK, I'll show you what the Government is doing to me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3498 Outta my Tao! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3499 I just can't understand how I missed that promotion... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3500 It's opiod-induced reclination. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3501 Urban hurdles, it's trending. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3502 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the linoleum. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3503 It's called "guerilla napping," buddy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3504 I've fallen and don't want to get up! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3505 It's true. The neon signs are pretty. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3506 What are you looking at? Move your ass I am on a brake 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3507 This is better than having the world on a string 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3508 If I had a face like yours, I' d be grouchy, too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3509 You don't half to jump; I'm two dimensional. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3510 Ah ! reminds me of old Times Square 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3511 Don't ever underestimate the importance of proper digestion, people! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3512 Downtrodden 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3513 Love ain't suppose to be this bad...Walk on meeeee 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3514 Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to Grand Central Station. Mind the nap. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3515 I'm singin' in the drain... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3516 I've retired. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3517 The doctor said I should take it easy 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3518 Just lying down on the job.. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3519 And that one looks like a guy who's about to step on me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3520 Just kidding. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3521 That one looks like an elephant 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3522 Who says I just can't let people walk all over me? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3523 Nobody gives two f*cks for GOP candidates, anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3524 The penthouse view is overrated. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3525 It's supposed to be good for your back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3526 Okay, if I promise to go f myself will someone just help me up? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3527 No thanks. I can't sleep on a pillow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3528 "Say that cloud looks just like Bernie Sanders". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3529 I don't suppose anybody would care to pollution-cloud gaze with me? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3530 Of course, this could just be a dream. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3531 Yes, I've checked my white male privilege. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3532 It's an experiment. My wife says people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3533 I'm laying on the drain, happy again, just laying on the drain... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3534 Well, that tears it. I really have to get a hammock. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3535 It's good to be at the center of attention. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3536 A United States Senator in his natural habitat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3537 Is anyone else here for the flash mob? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3538 I've got to stop pressing that damn snooze button. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3539 If trump can take a house for a parking lot, why can't I take a sidewalk for a bedroom? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3540 I said, 'PAY NO ATTENTION TO ME.' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3541 Honey we forgot about the kids 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3542 What luxury! Just laying down and watching the clouds roll by. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3543 I am mindful. I am in the moment. Just this breath going in, just this breath going out. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3544 No worries. I'm just the curious man having an incident in the daytime. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3545 They said I should come on this walk to see the stars! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3546 No- I don't think people worry about stepping on my toes 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3547 Keep moving and get out of the way. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3548 It always helps to get a different perspective on life in the City. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3549 Don't you know dramatic relief when you see it? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3550 I think that one cloud looks just like a stegosaurus 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3551 It's not that I'm anti-vertical, I'm just pro-horizontal. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3552 This is probably what Kayne feels like, not jumping over jumpman. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3553 The Department of Parks and Recreation is hiring. See above for the kind of candidates we are looking for. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3554 Oh that feels so good! Who's next? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3555 Sorry, I had a burrito for lunch 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3556 Well, this is Tyronn Lue all over again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3557 This is depressing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3558 Look out for the strict obstructionist! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3559 Why? That's easy." My broker-therapist-realtor said, "Get in on the ground floor. Hit rock bottom. Location, location, location. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3560 Every CEO needs to experience this once, then realize why we usually do the stepping on. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3561 Tenth Avenue Chill-Out -- got my back to the ground. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3562 It’s not too bad but I’m not a fan of the Segway tours. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3563 The body of the body-politic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3564 I just miss the way we used to monitor traffic on a site... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3565 Sorry for the inconvenience. I'm just holding this spot for Cliven Bundy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3566 Doctor, for some reason a lot of people think of me as a doormat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3567 Sunny, charming midtown sleeping nook, centrally located. Only $219 a night! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3568 Wake me up when the meeting ends. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3569 rites of passage 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3570 Flat Stanley here tripping the blight fantastic. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3571 Hi, I'm Republican and I'm running for Congress. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3572 walk of shame - wall street edition 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3573 As an economist I'd say things are looking up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3574 I think its called human tetris... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3575 Hey bud, the center lane is not open til 5pm. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3576 Hello, it's me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3577 It's our annual 360-degree evaluation day! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3578 ...like a bridge over troubled water... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3579 This is the only way I can get to 10,000 steps on my Fitbit. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3580 I'm waiting for Godot. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3581 Did you know your insurance may not cover tripping over me? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3582 How's the weather up there? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3583 Good morning. I'm your mother's chiropractor. Good morning. I'm your mother's chiropractor. Good morning.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3584 UN FAIR WORLD 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3585 I came up with this thing: Occupation Wall Street Sidewalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3586 As Martie lay there, he wondered if his therapist wasn't right. Maybe he did let people walk all over him. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3587 When I proposed it at the faculty meeting, to a person the professors said the idea was too abstract. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3588 Funny how they all look like dinosaurs from down here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3589 I never look down on people, it's just the way I am. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3590 how long until I qualify for a tumblr? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3591 And the massage is free! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3592 Fred took laying down on the job too far as usual. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3593 its too loud in the city 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3594 This happens everytime we have to switch Cloud providers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3595 At least I'm not a doormat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3596 Quick! Step back over me so I don't stop growing! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3597 I just got my new "sleep number" mattress. What is your number. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3598 Finally, some peace and quiet away from the wife and kids. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3599 Why don't you follow the lines? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3600 A day in the life of a Trump supporter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3601 Hugh Hefner is strong! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3602 This is much more fun than Musical Chairs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3603 Sit-in protests are so 60's. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3604 And then I thought, "To heck with the fifteen minutes, I'll just take the fifteen square feet!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3605 The Pope blasts Trump, the Pope approves contraception, aaaah. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3606 Finally things are looking up for me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3607 Star light, star bright. The first star I see tonight... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3608 Anybody have the correct time? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3609 Ah—much less lonely down here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3610 I always seem to let people just walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3611 Once the pigeons developed the Norden bomb sight , things started to take an ugly turn ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3612 I can't believe all the nose hair I'm seeing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3613 Yup--still less painful than listening to a Donald Trump speech. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3614 Why? Because I made my bed and now I'm going to damn-well sleep in it... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3615 We sleep aggressively here, too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3616 They say I should stand up for myself, but I can't get over these clouds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3617 Really? Literally? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3618 I'm just the obvious winning caption that no one sees. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3619 This city definitely could use more parks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3620 Can I tell you about my trip? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3621 I wish you can look at this from my perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3622 Hmmm, I may have to re-think this performance artist career. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3623 Ok, so you're too busy to see me in plan view! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3624 Hey power walkers, look closely. Can you say sidewalk chalk? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3625 Just trying to figure out how Donald Trump felt after his fourth bankruptcy 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3626 That lunch was absolutely supine! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3627 Eventually, this will catch on. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3628 Jane complains Dick lets people walk all over him. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3629 I was walking home after work. I thought everything was fine. It's daytime now, could be days later. I'm not starving, so I'm thinking it's just the next day. Better go back to work. Shucks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3630 Sometimes, at night, you can see the Big Dipper. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3631 Kick sand in my face, dare ya, dare ya. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3632 I saw an ad online for Staycations. This was the cheapest. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3633 Savasana time can be anytime. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3634 Feeling good that things are finally looking up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3635 hey, excuse me, I only look like Jeb Bush! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3636 Midnight cowboy was then. Everyone is assidiously ignoring the obvious 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3637 I stole my neighbor's doormat, and they sent me to that "eye-for-an-eye" judge. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3638 In the city that never sleeps, stargazing is tricky 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3639 We're re-evaluating the firm's footprint from the ground up! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3640 Im high. And i dont care. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3641 Power naps are so important to your day! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3642 Ever slept for 4 days in coach on Amtrak? This is heaven getting into the station finally! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3643 My trainer said do as many sit-ups that you can in thirty minutes 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3644 That cloud also looks like Vicodin. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3645 It's performance art. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3646 Chill, friend. Time's too short not to waste it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3647 Abdominal crunch flash mob anyone? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3648 I'm just waiting for my shih tzu massage. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3649 Looks like he had one too many drinks last night. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3650 Ignore him, Marge, he's trying to look up the skirt of the Stature of Liberty. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3651 Don't walk on me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3652 Hey, I'm lyin' here! I'm lyin' here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3653 Coming soon: The Manhattanian. Sol .2 "Eh. So they took off and left me here. What am I, chopped liver." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3654 This is oddly refreshing... I'm so used to it being the other way around, where I'm stepping over people. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3655 Can I get some acknowledgement here? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3656 Mom always said women would walk all over me. So far they're just walking around... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3657 Don't flatter yourself 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3658 Yes, even on a hot Manhattan sidewalk, your suit will not wrinkle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3659 I don't need mouth-to-mouth--just your vote! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3660 What makes Sammy run and jump over sidewalk paintings? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3661 Over my living body, over my dead body. What's the difference in indifference ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3662 No worries, dude. I shorted everything, so I'm chill. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3663 In real life, this'd be the hurt locker. A cartoon in 2-D - no problem. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3664 That's funny . . . those clouds look a lot like annoyed people 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3665 Suits that stay clean all day. Lie on the sidewalk, roll in mud, whatever. Here's a business card. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3666 I am not moving until someone explains to me how Ted Cruz can be president if he was born in Canada! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3667 Here lies Joe - father, brother, capitalist. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3668 We thought a human looking doormat might boost community morale. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3669 You think I look silly? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3670 I'm not going to take this lying down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3671 I hate it when all kinds of people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3672 That's right just walk all over me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3673 Ha ha. No, my name's not Matt. It's Jeb! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3674 Loving these New York City values! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3675 Desperate times call for desperate massages. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3676 Beats me. What does he look like from the waist down? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3677 Looks like Hal's walk-sleeping again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3678 Look up! The sky. It's all about the sky. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3679 Far out. This "man-on-the-street" viewpoint is really trippy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3680 Im calling in sick today. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3681 No one said a 12 step program would be easy 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3682 Jane said Tom wasn't bold enough. That Tom just "let people walk all over him." Tom had to prove her wrong. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3683 Fido, leave him be, he’s enjoying a peaceful break from parenthood. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3684 As CEO of my family's business, I never experienced being stepped over for a promotion. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3685 This is a breeze compared to my last employer's orientation program. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3686 Hashtag siesta. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3687 These dang sleepless people! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3688 It's called 'Crossfit!' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3689 Whoever called me a door mat was correct. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3690 It's time to go back to Kansas. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3691 ? I love New York in the springtime, how about you? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3692 My brother is such a doormat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3693 This city really doesn't sleep. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3694 Bet you don't know what "relaxing" means. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3695 Matt, is that you? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3696 Goodbye student loans! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3697 It does look like up to me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3698 A jackass? I think it looks like a bunny rabbit. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3699 I am winning the bet! I knew they wouldn't step on me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3700 This is how we invented the original game of 'TWISTER' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3701 No, we who are in the "Middle of the Road" do not stop progress! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3702 Utopia. I mind my own business and the mind theirs. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3703 What a perspective! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3704 All dressed up and nowhere to go. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3705 Woah! That cloud looks like a derivative! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3706 One of the benefits of working for a premiere investment bank: mid-day sunbathing right outside my office. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3707 Gullibler's travels 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3708 I'm on "Survivor." I leave here at 6 am and then tape myself to the Rockerfeller Center ice rink for 12 hours. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3709 Could you put a little more pressure on the left pectoral area? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3710 Now that I'm Mayor, I have changed my view of the people I was elected to serve. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3711 I'm try to channel the New York tourist experience. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3712 My Pilates instructor thought I wasn't suffering enough 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3713 I have got to see a doctor for this narcolepsy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3714 Hey, do I have to build a wall! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3715 It all started when I gave somebody a ride to the airport. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3716 ...then I realized I wasn't that crazy about marching anyway, so--different schmifferent--I fired the drummer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3717 Pardon the inconvenience. I'm a work in progress. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3718 You should see how my big money donors walk over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3719 As I was saying, it's all a matter of perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3720 It's my fault for forgetting the chalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3721 My battery is low and President Obama knows exactly what he is doing for the rest of his presidency, nothing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3722 I miss the economy when we only had to step over the homeless. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3723 You need not be in a hurry. Breath in breath out. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3724 It was on a pleasant June morning in 2015, that Mark Doyle decided, finally, to take it lying down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3725 Isn't this Manhattan Beach? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3726 No wonder I'm so well liked by everyone! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3727 I never understood why we needed a sit-lie ordinance. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3728 This is a promotion from doormat? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3729 My ex-wife scolded me for allowing everyone to walk all over me. But, hey, I can't help it if I'm a people person 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3730 Need to tell the new therapist looking up with a new perspective isn't working for me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3731 I wasn't expecting Madison Avenue to be filled with such sensible footwear. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3732 It's a social experiment! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3733 The wife was tired of me getting underfoot at home. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3734 Just for a change, it actually feels good being the one stepped on. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3735 It may be a dog eat dog world, but I will take a dog any day. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3736 Don't mind me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3737 John's narcolepsy strikes during rush hour. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3738 Hey, would one of you mind hitting the snooze button for me? Hello? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3739 I've probably taken more 2:00 a.m. phone calls than anyone on that panel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3740 Everyone's getting cushioned soles this holiday 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3741 Fido said. "That sidewalk artist didn't fool me" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3742 Careful its a new suit 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3743 Oh, me? I'm just waiting for a new New Yorker cartoon to caption... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3744 Best case this is his dream, and we don't really exist. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3745 Frankly, I don't see why this is a problem for her. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3746 ...depends on your point of view! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3747 So I said boss, I'm tired of you stepping all over me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3748 I'm worth more as an endangered species rug. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3749 Just proving Ted Cruz's point! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3750 This is a crazy way to get the job done. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3751 Man I hope I remember this one when I wake up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3752 I need to do some serious soul searching. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3753 And that's why...I'm in a New York state of mind... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3754 Come on, people: Twister, Twister, Twister! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3755 This is what I do on Mondays 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3756 Catnaps are contagious. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3757 As life passes by Irving. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3758 The Crowd Sourcerer 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3759 Stepped on a crack, broke my back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3760 How I miss the clouds in Big Sky Country. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3761 Geez, the words of the prophets are still on the subway walls. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3762 If I'm going to get walked all over I may as well do it gazing at clouds. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3763 How do you like it when WE occupy YOUR street? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3764 Best massage ever! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3765 Hey!? What's with all the rachises along the street?! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3766 And there you see 'The Statue Of Indifference' . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3767 Suicide by New York City Winter holiday tourist. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3768 Spawning, schmawning. I say we adopt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3769 Word on the street-stilettos are so passé 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3770 Bystander effect my ass. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3771 Doctor, do you ever have the feeling you're being trampled on? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3772 I'm a one percenter and I deserve it. I'm a one percenter doing penance.It was penance or prison. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3773 I'm auditioning for a reality tv show. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3774 ahhhhh.....melting pot..... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3775 I'll try anything to cut back on Mom's chiropractor bills. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3776 My name's Eddy and I'm a napaholic 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3777 Life really is a beach. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3778 I've got the sun in the morning and the moon at night. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3779 Just a typical day at the office and getting walked on 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3780 Have a nice day...have a nice day...have a nice day... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3781 I see you are wearing your lifts today Edward. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3782 O, how many men must a throng walk down before you can call it a mob? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3783 Isn't New York the greatest? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3784 You might not agree but I think thing are looking up 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3785 I thought that this would be easier than cheating or stealing... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3786 Come on people, let's all just relax! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3787 "No I don't need any help, just taking a break". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3788 Hey I can see everyone's misanthropy from down here! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3789 I want to BE a PART of it - New York, New York! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3790 Nope! Not going to work. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3791 Dog: "Every human must have its day." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3792 Hmmm ... I wonder if my supervisor is walking to work today. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3793 "This Matt is always crooked". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3794 I guess there wasn't enough room in the budget for a Persian. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3795 That "Camping the Canyons of Wall Street" Groupon may have been a bad idea. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3796 I'm trying to get in touch with my inner rug. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3797 Ahh, just like home. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3798 Although unpredictable, I'm afraid my resilience has been negatively affected. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3799 It's the not-in-your-face polling method. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3800 I trying to understand the word on the street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3801 Pulchritude. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3802 Oh, I'm a Republican metaphor for Obama's foreign policy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3803 are you my doppleganger?are you my doppleganger? are you.. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3804 Slow down and be sane 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3805 The irony escapes me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3806 I gotta tell you, Bluetooth headsets are WONDERFUL! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3807 Vote for the legalization of Pot Therapy.....the benefits are obvious to all. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3808 All these clouds look like buidlings 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3809 That one looks like a ceiling tile, and that one looks like a ceiling fan, and that one... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3810 Your feet are problematic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3811 I'm a sole man, dah dah dah, dadundada 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3812 I feel like people are walking all over me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3813 'Life is finally looking up.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3814 A bet's a bet. Even if Denver did get lucky. OR: Job hunting has become a race to demonstrate your abilities as world class corporate sycophant. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3815 ..and down she goes. The kid'll make it, but Holy Cow!! , dig the air Briefcase Guy gets over my tummy! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3816 I'm hoping for a mini skirt and thong. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3817 Doesn't anyone have the courtesy to say, "Excuse me." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3818 When I was a kid I had a dream job too: "Modern art." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3819 Professional doormat. Any you? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3820 Oh how I love the bustle of the city! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3821 I really hate to inconvenience any of you, but I just collapsed and am short of breath. Would one of you be so kind as to please call 911? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3822 Is this what lying down on the job feels like, Courtney? Back to you in the studio. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3823 Doc told me to "take 5" at the top of every hour, and it's the top of the hour. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3824 I'm in a good place. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3825 I'm testing mother's theory that I must lie down to be walked on. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3826 No, Thanks. Really, I'm fine. I'm just taking a moment to consider a Sanders' Supreme Court. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3827 Bipedal is so passe. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3828 My analyst thinks I stop being a doormat 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3829 Ah! The meeting was postponed! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3830 Star light, star bright first star I see tonight... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3831 After the financial crisis of 2008, it took Bob awhile to get comfortable with his "new" Tempur-Pedic ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3832 Don't you recognize a slacker when you see one, mister. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3833 Sure beats San Francisco prices. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3834 No, I'm not progressive. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3835 Our company attempted to implement human speed bumps to slow down trips to the water cooler. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3836 Our company's Drone is taking my new ID picture for work. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3837 Got a problem? Tell it to Airbnb 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3838 At first this new job got me down, but now things are looking up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3839 They're commuting my sentence. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3840 *Sigh* At least this is better than Wall Street. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3841 How am I supposed to do my sit ups with all this activity. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3842 The doctor says it's good for my heartburn 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3843 Sorry my shrink is trying to get me to stop letting people walk all over me 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3844 You don't have the right of way. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3845 What am I doing lying on the floor? Well, what are you doing hanging from the ceiling? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3846 I'm getting married in the morning! Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3847 People are to obsess with their phones. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3848 Rocky Mountain highhhh, in Colorado. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3849 It does look better from this angle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3850 This is not about me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3851 I'm no longer running. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3852 Oh. Do you need help with those groceries, Ma'am? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3853 The pavement is warm for February. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3854 This is how we did street view in the good ol' days. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3855 Don't mind the guy paralyzed from a broken neck. Jerks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3856 Maybe if I wore the blue suite someone would notice me? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3857 You're the only one in a hurry here--relax 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3858 In junior high this seemed so much worse. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3859 I know you were waiting for me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3860 I'm not dead, my drug dealer recommended this Yoga posture 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3861 I gotta be me..ee! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3862 That yoga has sure made me feel grounded. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3863 Not everybody was as overawed by Michelangelo's works. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3864 I'm just meant to live in the city.... Sure, you get kicked around.... To be honest I hardly notice the traffic.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3865 I've always had this feeling my life's been like a doormat! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3866 Alright! OK! another hurdle down. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3867 Your mother will thank me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3868 Restarting the campaign plan from the ground up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3869 It's part of my initiation for working at Doormats Inc. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3870 Lyin' in the sun and takin' it easy . . . this life sure beats running for office again. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3871 It's a new full body workout. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3872 I just joined the Slow Movement. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3873 Things are looking up for me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3874 Twister's gone real time! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3875 Finally! A little privacy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3876 I'm seeing a lot of gum and not a few mismatched socks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3877 We are in pre-production of our new Ab App. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3878 Give my concession speech to my mom and tell her I'm finally getting noticed. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3879 Shavasana this! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3880 Go ahead and tell me. I am taking the news lying down. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3881 What happened to "Stand by Me"? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3882 First one to accidentally slip and put their genitals on me is a rotten egg! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3883 The boss asked me to do some blue-sky thinking. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3884 Great working here at Ergonomics, Inc. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3885 Don't women wear dresses anymore? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3886 Don't be mad, I'm camping out for Hamilton. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3887 I used to think of low self esteem as a problem. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3888 They go around me or over the top. I dream of being Dictator! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3889 I've got 99 problems but sleeping ain't one of them. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3890 Sometimes you just gotta stop and see life from a different point of view. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3891 This was the quickest way I could think of to check everyone's privilege. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3892 I am the 1%. Bring me my coffee! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3893 Okay Bob, nice swimming with you. looks like this is my stop... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3894 The Constitution allows me to meditate whenever and wherever I choose. What's your problem? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3895 I find that diagonal gives me the best chance to direct traffic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3896 My wife says I should view people from another angle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3897 Goodbye Blue Monday 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3898 Swing your partner then dosey-doe. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3899 I wish everyone would just stop walking all over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3900 Just getting material for my book, " Humanity has it's shortcomings". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3901 This has 'Alice in Wonderland' beat by a mile. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3902 I could use a quick pick-me-up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3903 This is the secret to attracting foot traffic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3904 An aloof view of clouds colliding. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I should have jumped from a higher floor. 1.9091 0.25062 11 4 4 3
1 They told me it was a walk-on role. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
2 Guess I should have jumped from a few floors higher. 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
3 I was like you once. 1.8182 0.26348 11 5 3 3
4 Not a care in the world...except stilettos. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
5 I guess I should have jumped from a higher floor. 1.8182 0.22636 11 4 5 2
6 Tonight, I am suspending my campaign. 1.7778 0.27778 9 4 3 2
7 And now over to Chuck for more coverage of the situation on the ground 1.7273 0.23706 11 5 4 2
8 I have seven more minutes on my meter. 1.7273 0.23706 11 5 4 2
9 OK, Now I'm ready to do my back 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
10 Hello, I'm Matt. Welcome. 1.7000 0.26034 10 5 3 2
11 Help! I've fallen and don't want to get up. 1.6667 0.33333 9 6 0 3
12 Actually I can take it lying down! 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
13 Best damned brownies I've ever had! 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
14 When the right woman comes along, I'll know it. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
15 In-Training to be a Hollywood personal assistant. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
16 Only five hours a month — it’s part of my divorce agreement. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
17 Its my latest performance art, I call it "Republican Obstructionism". 1.6364 0.20328 11 5 5 1
18 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the toeses... 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
19 Have a nice day...have a nice day...have a nice day... 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
20 It came highly rated on Airbnb. 1.6364 0.27872 11 7 1 3
21 Sometimes it's just good to stop and smell the aggravation. 1.6364 0.24393 11 6 3 2
22 A United States Senator in his natural habitat. 1.6000 0.30551 10 7 0 3
23 According to my GPS, this is my bedroom. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
24 I'd move but I'm stuck on some gum. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
25 I'm butt dialing. 1.6000 0.22111 10 5 4 1
26 I am suspending my campaign 1.6000 0.16330 10 4 6 0
27 Turns out my sleep number is 5th Avenue. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
28 Sometimes you just got to stop and smell the public. 1.6000 0.26667 10 6 2 2
29 Ok, what would you do if I was on fire? 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
30 I'm doing some concrete thinking. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
31 Sorry for the inconvenience, I probably should have jumped from a higher window. 1.5556 0.29397 9 6 1 2
32 If I did,not know If I did'nt know better, I'd say nobody gives a damn! 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
33 I'm trying to understand The Cloud. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
34 I'm a performance chalk artist. 1.5455 0.15746 11 5 6 0
35 I'm a little doormat, short and fat. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
36 My personal trainer gave me a strict limit of 10,000 steps in a day. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
37 Stepped on a crack, broke my back. 1.5455 0.24730 11 7 2 2
38 Oh my god! I'd rather be doing this than reading all those goddamn CAPTION entries again this week! 1.5455 0.28167 11 8 0 3
39 Are you interested in an exciting ground floor opportunity? 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
40 It's the Republican alternative to Obamacare 1.5455 0.28167 11 8 0 3
41 Wingtips? With that suit? Get it together, bozo! 1.5455 0.24730 11 7 2 2
42 I'm looking for that "man on the street" perspective. 1.5455 0.15746 11 5 6 0
43 I've always depended on the apathy of strangers. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
44 No, I'm alright guys. No need to stop and help me. I'm good thanks. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
45 I can peer deeply into the soles of men 1.5455 0.24730 11 7 2 2
46 Mostly clouds,sometimes London,sometimes France. 1.5455 0.20730 11 6 4 1
47 Sure, act like I'm not here. 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
48 My friends call me Trip. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
49 I, like you, was once in a hurry. 1.5000 0.16667 10 5 5 0
50 Don't women wear dresses anymore? 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
51 Carpet Diem 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
52 That cloud looks just like me getting fired this morning. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
53 'You really should trim those nose hairs.' 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
54 I always take a nap at exactly 3 p. m. 1.5000 0.22361 10 6 3 1
55 Excuse YOU. Excuse YOU. Excuse YOU... 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
56 The Forensic Unit is bringing chalk. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
57 Am I in the wrong cartoon? 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
58 I love the feel of concrete in springtime 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
59 Seriously, tread on me. 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
60 My doctor said I need to get in 10,000 steps a day. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
61 Finally, a space in Manhattan I can afford. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
62 My sleep number is 46th and Seventh. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
63 I use to be a stand up guy. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
64 I feel like people are walking all over me 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
65 Oh boy! Here comes a skirt! 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
66 Well what do you know, there really is a glass ceiling 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
67 A little to the left 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
68 You're all so pedestrian. 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
69 Because I hit my 10,000 steps goal for today, THAT'S why. 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
70 My hotel doesn't allow early check-in. 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
71 I just don't feel like a real Republican if I'm not doing my part to obstruct progress. 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
72 Have a blessed day. 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
73 Walk around. I'm occupying Wall Street. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
74 And then I said "I bet I CAN!' 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
75 Careful there. Careful. New tie. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
76 I'm laying here! I'M LAYING HERE! 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
77 The sign said 'No Standing'. 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
78 That cloud also looks like Vicodin. 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
79 There's no chalk outline, so I'm cautiously optimistic. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
80 Hi. I'm Jeb Bush and I'd like your vote. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
81 The police chalk outlines are getting more and more detailed 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
82 This whole "counting sheep" thing is not working. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
83 Does this suit make me look flat? 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
84 I'm building my immunity for the meeting with corporate this week. 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
85 Larry's always underfoot. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
86 Four more years. Four more years. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
87 I'm drone watching. 1.4545 0.15746 11 6 5 0
88 Look at it from my perspective. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
89 Well, as it turns out, I AM going to take this lying down. 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
90 Call me crazy, but I love that Empire State Building. 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
91 'I'm thinking about changing therapists.' 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
92 I'd like to talk to you about increasing your personal liability insurance. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
93 Living in the moment 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
94 I'm not moving until she comes down and says "yes"! 1.4444 0.17568 9 5 4 0
95 Just consider me as one of life's little speed bumps. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
96 It's what they call a staycation. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
97 You're right, it is Matt. 1.4444 0.24216 9 6 2 1
98 DESCENT: The people you met on your way up. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
99 It's an entirely new angle I like to call, "giving up." 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
100 I decided to go on the grid. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
101 Life's a beach, huh. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
102 That cloud looks like a guy who just got fired. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
103 This is where the sidewalk ends for me. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
104 I reverse engineered my Fitbit. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
105 I'm not gonna just trust the government to watch for asteroids. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
106 It's rent-controlled, plus it gets great light. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
107 Ironically, my name is Matt. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
108 Now I know why the room rate was so cheap. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
109 Google maps said this was my therapist's office. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
110 At last I have overcome my agoraphobia. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
111 ninety-five, ninety-six...I'll never fall asleep 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
112 Sometimes, I feel as though people treat me like a doormat. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
113 The low road is easier, but the risk is greater. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
114 Sundays on the sidewalk with George. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
115 My chiropractor is on vacation. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
116 Welcome. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
117 And here I thought the landing would be hell. 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
118 Last time I demand an office with a view. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
119 Just another day with my ass on the line. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
120 Hey friend, can you spare a cell phone? 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
121 83, 84, 85 people not asking if I'm OK, 86 . . . 1.4000 0.26667 10 8 0 2
122 "Watch your step, Don't tread on me, Easy does it, Jack be nimble, Sky's the limit, Over the top, Take it easy, Tread lightly, etc., thanks! 1.4000 0.26667 10 8 0 2
123 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the concrete. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
124 If I even save one mother's back, it's worth it. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
125 My boss said I wouldn't amount to a speed bump. 1.4000 0.26667 10 8 0 2
126 It's called sole searching! 1.4000 0.16330 10 6 4 0
127 Mom named me Matt and it just kinda' stuck. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
128 Look at me, accomplishing nothing and obstructing everybody! I'm running for Congress as a Republican and I'd appreciate your vote. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
129 I'm gonna take this lying down! 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
130 I'm doing a study on the indifference of man. So far you're all doing great! 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
131 My yoga teacher says to stop every morning, no matter what I'm doing, for 30 minutes of mindfulness and meditation. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
132 My therapist told me that it was time to start putting myself out there. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
133 Caution -- speed bump. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
134 I, too, was an upstanding citizen. But I'm happier now. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
135 So this is what it feels like to be the Constitution of the United States. . . . 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
136 I guess the world's not ready for a lie-down comedian. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
137 It was happening figuratively anyways 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
138 This isn't as relaxing as I had imagined. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
139 Keep moving, folks. Nothing to see here. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
140 Why go all the way to the office when people can walk all over me right here. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
141 Man, this is absolutely the last "Man on the Street" assignment I'm letting the station send me on 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
142 I think of myself as more of a welcome matt. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
143 Hey, they were right. You're the same people I met on the way up. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
144 As I was saying, it's all a matter of perspective. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
145 Slow down, ya move too fast. Gotta make the morning last. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
146 The city that never lets you sleep. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
147 I love both hop and scotch, just not together. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
148 Laying down on the job has a literal meaning to Carl. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
149 Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
150 I really DON’T know clouds at all. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
151 Oh, if I could only be a fly on the wall! 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
152 I always take a nap at two..Deal with it. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
153 My sleep number is a sidewalk. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
154 I only had eleven vacation minutes left, why? 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
155 I hate rush hour traffic. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
156 I should not have said," I won't take this lying down." 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
157 Calm down! I'm a senator! 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
158 I feel like I'm at a crossroads! 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
159 You don't half to jump; I'm two dimensional. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
160 It's fairly relaxing, expect for the occasional kilt-wearer. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
161 I wanted to find out what it feels like to be an obstructionist Congress. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
162 And that one looks like a guy who's about to step on me 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
163 You ever get the feeling that you're invisible? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
164 My therapist was right, people do walk all over me. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
165 You have it all wrong. I'm Matt . . .with two Ts. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
166 Lately I've been feeling that life is so pedestrian. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
167 I find it less painful than occupying the street. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
168 I may have misinterpreted one of the twelve steps. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
169 And that cloud looks like a bunny! 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
170 Does anyone else see the gravity waves? 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
171 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do own this sidewalk. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
172 Note to self: The assertiveness sessions aren't working. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
173 I'm starting from the ground up! 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
174 this looked a lot more private when i booked it 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
175 New York City CPR 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
176 Just checking the cloud for my messages 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
177 As I suspected, it's no different than the office. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
178 I've fallen and I've chosen not to get up. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
179 I work from the ground up. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
180 Go ahead, my wife does it all the time. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
181 who said the city never sleeps? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
182 I must become the sidewalk to master the sidewalk. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
183 The Airbnb posting did promise a lot of natural light. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
184 Ahhhh, back to my old stomping ground. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
185 Blue skies, nothing but blue skies do I see, and some gum. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
186 And now for the rest of the story. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
187 I'm out here saving soles. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
188 I guess I will take it lying down 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
189 I lost my day planner. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
190 So, this is what rock bottom feels like. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
191 It's bad luck to step on a crackpot. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
192 I'm protesting hoverboards. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
193 Do you ever have one of those days where it seems as if people are just walking all over you? 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
194 Sometimes I get the feeling that the notion that we are all one, born of stardust in exploding stars billions of years ago, is just lost on people. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
195 Here I laid to rest. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
196 I'm getting a dead birds eye view. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
197 That one looks like a bunny! 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
198 So, I said, 'Literally? Literally? I'll show you literally, Marge.' 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
199 If I did this in Manhattan, I'd probably be dead by now. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
200 Excuse my white privilege. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
201 [singing] "Do you see what I see?" 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
202 It's a requirement for a degree in sales. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
203 I've never been so in touch with the sole of humanity! 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
204 I try to find a little me time every day 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
205 Agreeing to work my way from the ground up sounded more respectable in the interview. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
206 Next time I jump, I'll use a higher floor. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
207 Hey, that one looks like a whale! No, wait--a sheep! 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
208 Sometimes I just ask myself, what would Escher do? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
209 It's a masterpiece of non-performance art. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
210 At least it's not raining. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
211 Aahhh, gravity. Why deny it? 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
212 1001, 1002, 1003... 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
213 Well, at least I'm in the New Yorker. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
214 Sometimes I feel like everybody just walks all over me. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
215 This is not what I imagined when they said I'd be working under people. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
216 Can I interest anyone in a slightly used hoverboard? 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
217 John found being the bump in the road uniquely satisfying. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
218 Worst Airbnb ever. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
219 It's a new lawsuit strategy. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
220 Brother, can you spare a pillow? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
221 That's weird. That cloud looks like my mother. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
222 I wish Donald would stop shooting people on Fifth Avenune 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
223 I'm getting a new perspective on life. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
224 I love retirement. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
225 I thought this was the trust exercise. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
226 It's the opposite of CrossFit. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
227 Sometimes, at night, you can see the Big Dipper. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
228 At least it's not fashion week! 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
229 It's not the city that never naps. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
230 So this is what the 99% feels like. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
231 I'm feeling a little under the leather. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
232 My travel allowance doesn't cover lodging. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
233 Sometimes you've got to just stop and smell the toes. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
234 I have been doing some sole searching recently. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
235 Did you know your insurance may not cover tripping over me? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
236 All dressed up and nowhere to go. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
237 And the staycation continues... 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
238 No, I'm with CSI. We ran out of chalk. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
239 We didn't literally mean that you can meditate anywhere. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
240 Said "hey, baby, take a walk on the wild side." 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
241 Wouldn’t recognize performance art if you tripped over it, would you? 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
242 Bansky and his lawyer had a disagreement... 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
243 i'm not in your way, am i? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
244 They said I would fall flat on my face. Man, were they wrong. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
245 I am literally the word on the street. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
246 That settles it! Next time, no AirBnB! 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
247 The Airbnb listing said "open space and down to earth". 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
248 It's supposed to be good for your back. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
249 My selfie stick has gone to new heights. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
250 The boss asked me to do some blue-sky thinking. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
251 My therapist said I should try just lying back and watching the crowds go by. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
252 It was then that Matt realized his calling. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
253 Sir, your nostrils are breathtaking. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
254 If you can meditate here, you can meditate anywhere. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
255 Can I get some acknowledgement here? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
256 Thanks for coming. I'll be here all week. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
257 It's cheaper and more spacious than my Manhattan studio. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
258 Less hassle than going to the beach! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
259 Sometimes you have to stop and smell the urine-stained sidewalks. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
260 People walk all over me, but I just keep looking up! 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
261 Hay, you're blocking my sun! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
262 My wife always says that I let people walk all over me. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
263 I'm my own boss. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
264 This campaign is not dead. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
265 Ooh ... And there's an angry bunny! 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
266 I don"t mind letting people walk all over me, but it upsets my psychiatrist. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
267 Have a nice rat race. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
268 The Apprentice, Episode One: Let the humiliation begin! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
269 This is actually a promotion from my earlier position. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
270 Welcome to my staycation. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
271 Watch it! That's a new tie. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
272 And then I stopped and thought, well, why SHOULDN'T I take this lying down? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
273 I'm having second thoughts about this staycation. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
274 My conclusion is that vertical is overrated. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
275 That's okay, I'm used to people walking all over me. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
276 I'm just your average man on the street. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
277 This is a breeze compared to my last employer's orientation program. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
278 So this morning, fifty steps from my office, I thought, ‘Enough is enough.’ 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
279 Sometimes you've just got to slow down. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
280 The guy at the mattress store said this one’s the firmest. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
281 Ommmmmmmm. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
282 Hey! I'm layin' here! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
283 Outta my Tao! 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
284 I AM going to take this lying down! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
285 Look I see a rainbow. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
286 Bravo! You're all passing The Apathy Test with flying colors--except for the dog. He looked back in concern. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
287 I've looked at clouds from both sides now, from up and down, and still somehow . . . 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
288 I've fallen and I don't care. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
289 Pays not so good, but I get to meet a lot of people. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
290 Power naps are so important to your day! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
291 How 'bout you get outta my way?! 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
292 Compared to my office,this is quiet time! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
293 In the city that never sleeps, stargazing is tricky 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
294 ...and that pedestrian also looks like an angry duck... 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
295 Welcome... welcome... welcome... welcome... welcome... 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
296 If I can make it lying down here, I can make it lying down anywhere. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
297 Kindly keep your foot off my light heart. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
298 I think they gave me decaf. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
299 Ok, now just a little more to the right 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
300 I've decided to fulfill my life long dream of just not caring. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
301 I forgive you, I forgive you, I forgive you... 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
302 Only 28 more to reach my 10,000 step quota for today. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
303 I'm a television writer. I'm used to feeling useless and underfoot. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
304 This isn't even my rock bottom. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
305 Jack be nimble, Jack be quick , Jack jump over the Wall Street dick. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
306 All this development is new since I was a kid. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
307 Did you ever look at the sky? I mean really look at it? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
308 This is my "me" time. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
309 Occupy Wall Side Street 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
310 Yes, I've decided to take this lying down. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
311 In my job you meet people from all walks of life. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
312 I've always been a bit of a crack addict. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
313 I changed my mind. I AM going to take things lying down. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
314 A few more minutes and I'll have my 5,000 steps for the day. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
315 Performance art is here to stay. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
316 My life has become so pedestrian. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
317 Yeah, yeah, I stepped on a crack 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
318 What's the point? They'll never choose my caption. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
319 Method Acting for the Law and Order Victim 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
320 Step on me, and I'll squeak for you. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
321 I'm here all week. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
322 This does wonders for the sciatica. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
323 Extreme napping is harder than it looks. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
324 My ex-wife told me it would help me understand our divorce. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
325 From here, the only way is up. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
326 I hate to be a bother, but do any of you know CPR? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
327 You should take time to stop and smell the concrete. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
328 It's all about knowing how to relax. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
329 It beats a stab in the back. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
330 St least the dog didn't think I was a fire hydrant. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
331 Finally--a concrete alternative to the rat race! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
332 Things are looking up. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
333 Sorry, I didn't get my eight hours last night 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
334 That sidewalk art is getting more and more realistic! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
335 Clouds used to look like dragons and elephants - now it's pie charts and bar graphs. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
336 Oh, me? I'm just waiting for a new New Yorker cartoon to caption... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
337 All the park benches were taken. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
338 Yeah, it's better than sheep! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
339 I see late people 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
340 It's the new 8 Minute Abs workout 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
341 But your attempt would have been successful if you didn't have first floor office. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
342 First day in Forensics and they hide my chalk. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
343 Just retired. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
344 cheapest rent in the West Side 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
345 Seems like no one wants to interview the man in the street anymore. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
346 Who says Occupy Wall Street is dead? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
347 I should have taken the 30 days instead of opting for "community service. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
348 Excuse me while I kiss the sky. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
349 Before you judge, know that I was the guy who started the jogging craze. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
350 I'm from a large Irish Catholic family. I do this whenever I get homesick. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
351 Whatever happened to the miniskirt? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
352 My therapist told me to meet him here. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
353 I’m an outlier. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
354 Hey, I may be only a pavement painting but that still hurts! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
355 Keep moving, everybody. Nothing to see here. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
356 Feel the gravity waves, people. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
357 I'm a professional cloud watcher. Please move along. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
358 Did you ever think the world was passing you by? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
359 When a rich man walks on people, that is not news. When people walk on a rich man, that is news. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
360 I've retired. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
361 It's all about perspective. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
362 Did you ever notice how helpful New Yorkers are? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
363 Who said I'd never make the Walk of Fame? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
364 My chiropractor is booked for the week. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
365 Tell Mankoff I'm still thinking 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
366 Just prepping for my next appearance in Divorce Court. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
367 I'm singin' in the drain... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
368 I could've done without the dog. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
369 My therapist recommended I get a new perspective. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
370 When I was a kid this was all open meadow. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
371 I'm taking a staycation. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
372 What happened to "Stand by Me"? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
373 This is were I broke my mothers back. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
374 Wake me up after the primaries. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
375 Being stepped over and walked on gets me ready for the work day. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
376 Urban yoga. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
377 Anyone else notice how the clouds look like Trump's hair in a windstorm? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
378 Would you please do my back next? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
379 "Stand closer to the window," she said. "What could possibly go wrong?" she said. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
380 Hey, I'm lyin' here! I'm lyin' here! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
381 If you are in a hurry, don't walk past the philosophy school. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
382 Does that fluffy cloud look like a bunny to you? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
383 Ah, the life of performance art. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
384 I love 3-D sidewalk art. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
385 There's a cartoonist on the ceiling. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
386 City views, lively neighborhood, yes- but somehow not quite the rental they promised online. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
387 I almost made it into the office today. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
388 So it's true what they say about New Yorkers. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
389 I will take this lying down. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
390 I've decided to take it lying down. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
391 Finally some peace and quiet 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
392 Surprisingly, everyone respects my space. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
393 To understand the hurdle, become the hurdle. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
394 I'm just the fall guy. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
395 A little more to the left... That's it! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
396 I don't do this professionally, I'm only a walk on. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
397 The clouds are prettier in Midtown. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
398 This is ground control to Major Tom. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
399 I'm just checking it out down here in case I jump. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
400 But I'm a Republican! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
401 Life can be so pedestrian. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
402 Hey, I'm napping here! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
403 Wipe Your Feet… 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
404 I......love a parade..... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
405 I am declaring this spot "Justus Township" and am no longer under the authority of the USA. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
406 Watch my junk! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
407 So, can I count on your vote in the primary next week? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
408 I've fallen, but don't worry, I can get up. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
409 Slow down and smell the sidewalk. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
410 CEOs matter! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
411 Everyone has a right to their own comfort zone. Mine is East 32nd Street. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
412 I was going to jump but I decided to just lay here and be trampled. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
413 The cop just went back to get his chalk. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
414 From here, I can see Uranus. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
415 Don't break your mother's back! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
416 I'm here for the disaster drill. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
417 Things were going pretty well until that guy wearing the kilt. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
418 I wish my company had sleep pods like Google 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
419 Turns out you CAN walk all over me. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
420 Jerry developed his own unique way to celebrate Passover. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
421 I want to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
422 I hope I'm not inconveniencing anyone. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
423 Your fly's open. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
424 These wrinkle-free suits are amazing. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
425 Hey buddy, where's the fire? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
426 The key to success in this business is understanding the view from the street... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
427 This is how it must feel to be Jeb Bush at a Trump rally ! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
428 I don't understand why my wife says I let people walk all over me... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
429 I just wanted to practice before the wedding. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
430 So this is mindfulness and having a conscious experience from a first-person perspective. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
431 My shrink says I've gotta stop letting people walk all over me! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
432 Beach Week just seemed different since the venue change, Al decided. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
433 I like to stop and smell the pavement. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
434 I guess I should not have chosen to jump from the second floor. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
435 I need to keep my obstructionist skills sharp while Congress is in recess. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
436 ...and that cloud there ALSO looks like a fluffy bunny that didn't get fired.... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
437 A guest was very critical, saying, "you've got to be more welcoming, Matt." 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
438 You're all going to look quite callous when this social experiment goes viral. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
439 Next stop, the gutter... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
440 No one else sees a white horse? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
441 Cogito, ergo sum. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
442 Heh, heh. Think I'm 3-D chalk art, don'tcha? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
443 Incredibly, our first contact with a perpendicular universe goes unnoticed. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
444 I'm here to ask you for your vote. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
445 I've decided to lay low for a while 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
446 Seriously, Dave, brown shoes with black pants? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
447 There's gum on your shoe 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
448 Still beats sleeping on that futon 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
449 Oh yeah, that cloud definitely looks like a bull. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
450 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the gum. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
451 I'm a congressman--obstruction is my job. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
452 I finally feel truly at home in the world. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
453 Step on my tie, poke your mother's eye! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
454 I'd like to add you to my professional network on-- Excuse me, I'd like to add you-- I'd like to-- You there, I'd like to add you to my-- Ma'am? Ma'am? I'd like to-- 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
455 Just marking my territory. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
456 Yes Sir, I'm in the middle of a breakdown, please move along like everyone else. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
457 Hey! Hi! Hello! Hey There! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
458 My therapist says I need a new perspective on life. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
459 I've decided not to enforce my borders! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
460 Only 466 days till Star Wars 8! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
461 I read that sitting too much is bad for your health. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
462 My therapist is right, I do let everyone walk all over me. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
463 Have you been hurt in an accident?...Have you been hurt in an accident?....Have you been hurt in.... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
464 The weird part is that I made it 43 years WITHOUT stepping on a crack . 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
465 I thought it would be like Hollywood Squares but instead it is like being homeless. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
466 Yup...just one of the 99%. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
467 Every so often, it's nice to take a break and just watch the world go by. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
468 You've a hole in your shoe, buddy. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
469 Leaving the Executive Team baffled, Walk-on-Management Day turned out to be a raving success. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
470 He's literally taking it lying down 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
471 I quit! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
472 I'm a Republican. This is what we do. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
473 Step lively, people. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
474 I think I need to tell my therapist that this whole "becoming one with the earth" thing isn't working. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
475 I think I'm going to like it here. The skyscrapers are amazing and everyone minds his own business. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
476 Love my promotion. Can't wait to also get an office. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
477 Now I have to figure out why I let people walk all over me. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
478 Sidewalk painting. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
479 The truest path to enlightenment is to be the path 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
480 I've opted to just lie down and talk the talk... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
481 Maybe my shrink's right, I am too comfortable letting people walk all over me. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
482 The "occupy" movement loses steam. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
483 Sometimes you just gotta stop and take in the city 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
484 I used to lie in the gutter, but then I quit drinking. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
485 My psychiatrist says I let people walk all over me. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
486 That's funny . . . those clouds look a lot like annoyed people 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
487 Oddly, my middle of the road position just annoys people. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
488 Tiffany and I are thinking of going off the grid. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
489 Things are looking up for me 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
490 At least the doggie took notice. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
491 Life used to be so ... pedestrian. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
492 After a weekend with the kids Bob finds solace in his happy place. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
493 I guess I am going to take this lying down after all. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
494 I think I'll try a new perspective. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
495 Hawaii is a state of mind. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
496 Although Gulliver survived, thousands of Lilliputian reenactors were killed when organizers failed to obtain permits necessary to close off the street. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
497 The pavement is warm for February. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
498 I'll tell you one thing. I'll never use airbnb again. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
499 In retrospect, I think I prefer mandatory minimums over innovative sentencing. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
500 That was no ordinary schnitzel. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
501 The cross-over candidate we've been waiting for! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
502 "Don't mind me, just practicing for when I get home". 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
503 You mean Doormat for a Day isn't a real charity? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
504 My boss said I let people walk all over me... he was right! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
505 Tread on me. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
506 They hired me to get the ground floor perspective. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
507 Step on a back, break your mother's crack. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
508 101, 102... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
509 Nothing to see here, folks. Keep moving. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
510 Got a problem? Tell it to Airbnb 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
511 They really will walk all over you if you let them! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
512 I just couldn't function without my 11:30 trampling. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
513 Oh well, if you can't be part of the solution, be part of the problem!" 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
514 My sleep number is ten. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
515 This is the best I can do for this neighborhood. It’s going to be hard to find something in your price range that has walls. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
516 Hmmm. I got off and the world didn't stop. Go figure. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
517 After overcoming so many obstacles in life, Bob decided to become one. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
518 Acme Doormats are hiring but they said I need experience. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
519 Believe it or not, folks, ten minutes ago I was a lot like you... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
520 John's narcolepsy strikes during rush hour. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
521 Once again, Devon will be late for his weekly narcolepsy support group meeting. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
522 What is this, Grand Central Station? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
523 Seriously, only the dog cares? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
524 Still beats sitting at my desk. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
525 Don gets his kicks by playing sidewalk trompe l'oeil . 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
526 Staycation is really over-rated. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
527 Just call me Matt. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
528 He was unequivocal. Whenever I'm feeling stressed, I should just lie down for a few minutes. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
529 My upskirt cam is broken. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
530 Hey, Hey! Ho, Ho! Raising tax rates on carried interest gains has got to go! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
531 I don't know why I let people walk all over me. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
532 This would be less embarrassing if the fall had killed me. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
533 I've stopped fighting it. People really can just walk all over you. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
534 L.A. proved too much for The Man. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
535 What? I wanted a massage. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
536 Doctor's orders to rest when I get tired. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
537 I think I misunderstood how the iCloud works. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
538 Horizontal is the new vertical. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
539 It all started when I gave somebody a ride to the airport. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
540 I told them the view from the top was overrated. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
541 So then I said, I'm nobody's doormat! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
542 I got tired of being ignored. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
543 And that cloud looks like an angry pedestrian! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
544 My psychiatrist said to imagine myself on a beach. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
545 Where in the world are all you people going? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
546 When I wake up, will my stomach still hurt? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
547 This is how we caucus. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
548 The next rest area is nine blocks south. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
549 Don't let me lie in the way of progress. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
550 I used to avoid the cracks, but I may have stayed in therapy too long. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
551 No, I didn't lose a bet. I'm running for president. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
552 Flat Stanley here tripping the blight fantastic. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
553 So this is how the little people see the world! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
554 I'm waiting for Godot. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
555 It gives me a whole new perspective on being down. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
556 It's not much, but at least it's rent-controlled. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
557 Hey look, a squirrel. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
558 Brother, can you help someone who's hit bottom? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
559 From my point of view things are looking up. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
560 It does look like up to me. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
561 It's better in summer, with the shorter skirts. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
562 It's cheaper than a massage. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
563 Gerald never lets afternoon sidewalk traffic prevent him from appreciating a towering Cumulonimbus. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
564 Just soaking up the gravitational waves. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
565 Maybe I should have remained a doormat. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
566 Sometimes I just like to lie down and watch the stock tickers. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
567 Rush hour is the most exciting part of my day. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
568 My new dominatrix gives homework. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
569 I am mindful. I am in the moment. Just this breath going in, just this breath going out. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
570 ''Narcolepsy hazard.'' 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
571 Ok, I'll talk the talk while you guys walk the walk. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
572 Thank goodness rush hour comes only twice a day! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
573 My insurance doesn't cover chiropracty. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
574 I'm a partner at a personal injury law firm. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
575 You probably know my column: Man on the Street. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
576 I’m one of those people that can fall asleep anywhere. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
577 It's Seventh Avenue. Heidi Klum has to walk by eventually..... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
578 Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
579 Before becoming an artist, M C Escher was an unsuccessful school crossing guard. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
580 I find this more accurate than head counts 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
581 I've decided to suspend my campaign. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
582 291, 292, 293, ouch, darn, ok, 1, 2, 3 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
583 I've just given up and am waiting for the inevitable. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
584 Community service for hedge fund managers. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
585 I need to do some serious soul searching. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
586 Times have changed, in the 70's someone would have robbed me. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
587 I gave up walking for lent. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
588 Excuse me...are you satisfied with your internet provider? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
589 In Asia, they walk on my back. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
590 Make sure you don't step on the lines 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
591 There really is a sky up there! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
592 Well at least I'm not at work 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
593 It’s a low-level position but they assured me it would be a stepping stone. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
594 I guess it gives new meaning to the term "meeting people from all walks of life" 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
595 I'm on a staycation. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
596 Watch your step, I'm ticklish! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
597 I don't need mouth-to-mouth--just your vote! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
598 Yes, even on a hot Manhattan sidewalk, your suit will not wrinkle. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
599 New York, ow! New York, what a owch! what a wonderful t'owch! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
600 If you see me laying at your feet, a man in defeat, please be discreet. Walk on by. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
601 Thank you for noticing. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
602 The homicide detectives went to buy chalk, I'm just filling in. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
603 Yes, I've checked my white male privilege. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
604 Well, the FBI is already walking all over my privacy rights so I figured what's the point? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
605 I stole my neighbor's doormat, and they sent me to that "eye-for-an-eye" judge. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
606 This is one of those times I try others' soles. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
607 Google Earth, here I come. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
608 Don't mind me, I'm just a sidewalk painting 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
609 "Laugh now, but tomorrow everyone's gonna be stuck on Barry "Bubblegum" Bryce. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
610 OMG--I really am Mr. Cellophane! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
611 Concrete evidence is what they want—concrete evidence is what they'll get. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
612 I used to count sheep. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
613 It comes with the territory when your name is Matt! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
614 In my imagination, there were more rose petals. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
615 We are the 1%! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
616 Curly told me to lay low after the heist! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
617 Golden parachute, indeed. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
618 If you think I'm getting walked all over here, you haven't met my boss. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
619 Step on a crack and break your mother's back. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
620 My name's Matt, nice to meet you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
621 Brother, can you spare a Bitcoin? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
622 When you're treated like a doormat at home, sometimes you need a change of scene. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
623 This way I get to see whats up all day long! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
624 I just can't understand how I missed that promotion... 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
625 Keep moving, people. It's crunch time! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
626 Oh, look, the Twin Towers are missing! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
627 I'm taking a microvacation. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
628 My therapist says I let people walk all over me. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
629 Nostral hair removal device salesman finds business looking up. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
630 I'd know those legs anywhere 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
631 Hey guys, check it out-doesn't that cloud look exactly like Arnold Böcklin's "Isle of the Dead"?!?! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
632 I'm deciding whether or not I can't take it anymore. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
633 I come from a long line of layabouts. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
634 Been down so long, it looks like up to me. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
635 I could use a quick pick-me-up. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
636 Hey. It's more fun than watching the Super Bowl. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
637 I just needed a new perspective. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
638 Will move for food. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
639 I may have misunderstood what the 'floor monitor ' position meant! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
640 I'm not getting much out of all this sole-searching. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
641 I look straight, but my orientation has always been a flat out lie. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
642 Rex was elated that his Wall Street investment scam didn't land him in the gutter. It had landed him at least two feet away from that gutter. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
643 This is the office version of musical chairs. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
644 Relax buddy, I'm wearing a cup. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
645 Yes,doctor I do feel freer and more in control. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
646 I don't feel the love. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
647 The rat race is over. I won. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
648 My life coach says to stay grounded and keep dreaming! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
649 As Airbnbs go, I've had worse. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
650 Watching clouds float by is supposed to be relaxing. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
651 This allows the drone to capture my best features. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
652 Stop that man--he stole my pillow! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
653 Life is good. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
654 Mr. Swift - meet Mr. Escher 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
655 So, when does the meditation part of this class start ? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
656 I'm not blocking the sidewalk; I am the sidewalk. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
657 So... do you think Speed Bump Man would be an exciting superhero? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
658 My inferiority complex, Doc? I feel like I'm always being stepped over. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
659 When did they gentrify this park 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
660 I'm a speed chump. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
661 Only in New York would anyone think this funny. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
662 Greg became a little too comfortable people watching... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
663 Haven't you ever seen a pedestrian crossing? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
664 Hey buddy, you're blocking my view. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
665 Street Twister anyone? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
666 Keep coming. I'm planning to run for Speaker of the House, and this is the perfect training. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
667 My wife's been preparing me for this day for 23 years! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
668 I feel I'm at a crossroads. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
669 Please, don't flatter me. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
670 This town is magical. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
671 Apparently a one-story leap leaves the wrong impression. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
672 No worries, just preparing for marriage. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
673 Why do I let people walk all over me? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
674 There must be something about crowdfunding that I’m missing? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
675 I love it when the light changes. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
676 Forgot I was retired when I first got up, but you guys go have a great day for me. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
677 Hi! I'm what they call "pedestrian friendly!" 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
678 Keep walking. Nothing to see here 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
679 On second thought, my childhood wasn't that great. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
680 My therapist said I should stop being a doormat, so I've switched to sidewalks. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
681 Yes, sir, I can see your drone delivery now.... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
682 BE HERE NOW! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
683 HR said I need to start on the ground floor. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
684 The Velcro is keeping me on this wall fine, but how are you guys doing it? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
685 Just realized, I AM a stand-up guy after all. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
686 These 'power naps' are addictive. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
687 I've really changed my perspective . 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
688 It's not the same as counting sheep. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
689 Look up there, folks. Uber now has spaceships! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
690 I'm down but not out. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
691 Pardon me, my fault. I thought I got rid of that rib. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
692 Look! The dolphin is turning into a sombrero. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
693 I attempted the three martini lunch. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
694 Hey, I'm power napping here. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
695 My therapist should have been here by now. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
696 Just prepping for the in-laws. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
697 Yeah, but it's rent controlled. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
698 All I get is a signed cartoon print for this? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
699 The "Occupy Easy Street Movement" speaks out. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
700 It helps that I'm visualizing Aruba. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
701 This job is just a stepping stone. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
702 Your local NPR station needs your support…your local NPR station needs your support… 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
703 Just counting sheep... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
704 Wow this place really has gone downhill since DeBlasio got into office. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
705 Down, but still in the game! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
706 Lost my phone so I'm looking in the cloud. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
707 Job hazards of a pavement tester. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
708 crepe...........leather............rubber... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
709 I've fallen and don't want to get up! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
710 I'm holding this spot. It's where I pass out on St. Patrick's Day. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
711 Mental note to self: schedule ‘me time’ when there’s less foot traffic. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
712 Point of order. I believe I have the floor. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
713 I like to people-watch. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
714 It's all a matter of perspective. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
715 She said I'll never know what it's like to have people walk all over me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
716 Your desperation could be quieter. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
717 Ah, to be a part of Wall Street. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
718 I thought that this would be easier than cheating or stealing... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
719 Don't let me stand in your way! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
720 Trying to figure out if the older you are, the lower they hang. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
721 I'm Jeb Bush and I'm running for President. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
722 Sure beats San Francisco prices. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
723 Things are finally looking up for me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
724 How often do you find a chalk outline that's a perfect fit? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
725 That's right, just make believe you don't see me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
726 All my life it was "What are you going to do with yourself, Potsy?" 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
727 Nice tie! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
728 Stephen Stone's my name, helping others get ahead's my game. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
729 Location. Location. Location. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
730 Doesn't anyone have the courtesy to say, "Excuse me." 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
731 When life gives you hurdles, become the hurdle. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
732 See? White lives don't matter, either. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
733 These cartoons just get worse and worse. How we miss your prior generation of cartoonists! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
734 Help! I've fallen off the corporate ladder. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
735 I used to pay good money for this! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
736 I'm curbing my enthusiasm. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
737 I'm starting to rethink my stay-cation. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
738 If they're going to walk all over me I may as well take it lying down. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
739 Think globally, obstruct locally. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
740 Doctor, Never mind my childhood - I just feel that life is passing me by 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
741 He quickly realized that real estate with a view at this price range had obvious downsides. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
742 My psychologist says I let everybody walk all over me, but really most people make the effort to jump over. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
743 I should've used Airbnb. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
744 It was on a pleasant June morning in 2015, that Mark Doyle decided, finally, to take it lying down. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
745 It's the ones using their smart phones that I worry about 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
746 Can't WAIT for this to go viral. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
747 Well I'll show them. I'm gonna take this lying down! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
748 Occupy Main Street starts now. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
749 I told my shrink I feel invisible to people and he didn't believe me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
750 I've got the sun in the morning and the moon at night. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
751 This MC Escher walking tour is a bit over rated. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
752 My name's Eddy and I'm a napaholic 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
753 ...And so I decided I couldn't just watch the world pass me by. I needed to be a part of it. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
754 Bystander effect my ass. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
755 Earlier I saw a Ryan's belt! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
756 'With cat-like tread' my ass. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
757 It's number 47 on my Bucket list. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
758 I'm occupying Main Street. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
759 You know, "Curb your dog!' was merely a suggestion.... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
760 I wanna wake up in a city that never sleeps . . . 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
761 How do you like it when WE occupy YOUR street? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
762 Geez, the words of the prophets are still on the subway walls. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
763 "Alas, a doormat with no door". 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
764 Chucks epitaph would one day read "Loved a good social experiment" 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
765 Can I tell you about my trip? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
766 Try being invisible. See how YOU feel. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
767 From down here, the markets are looking up. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
768 Lets see, step, stride, tramp, plod, clip-clop, pace, stride, tramp, hop...all of'em are in my Bob's Thesaurus 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
769 I'm preparing for married life. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
770 I'm interviewing to be a congressional aide. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
771 I always do the opposite of what my shrink tells me and it's working for me. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
772 Aside from occasional narcolepsy, Johnson was a stand-up guy. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
773 Sir, your zipper is open. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
774 Excuse me, can you tell me where M.C. Escher's office is? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
775 The hustle and bustle of the big city was really getting Tom down. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
776 That's it folks, watch your step! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
777 Slack Lives Matter. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
778 I've tripped the light fantastic and I can't get up. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
779 He's sole searching. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
780 Why does everyone feel that they can walk all over me, and why does my psychiatrist think I shouldn't feel that way? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
781 Step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
782 I said ,these boots wernt made for walkin. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
783 It's a sidewalk survey 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
784 I prefer to judge a man when I can see up his nostrils. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
785 Why does my therapist keep saying I let people walk all over me? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
786 I stepped on a crack. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
787 Just kidding. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
788 It's all about my civil rights, but I don't like getting peed on. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
789 You from New York or something? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
790 Why? Dry cleaning is cheaper than my chiropractor. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
791 My therapist says I need to start looking at the world differently. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
792 I tripped the light fantastic, that's why. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
793 My analyst thinks it will help me relate to the little people. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
794 Doctor, this group therapy just isn't working for me. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
795 You'd be surprised by the strides people are taking these days. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
796 My shrink said to change my point of view. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
797 These 3D sidewalk chalk artists are getting ridiculous. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
798 I can't take another step until my Fitbit is finished charging 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
799 I used to pay someone to do this. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
800 Don't mind me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
801 "I'm just another middle class tragedy". 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
802 No longer will people walk all over me when I'm least expecting it. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
803 Strangely, I get stepped on less frequently here than in the office. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
804 Dave added himself to the Walk of Fame. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
805 I hope someone takes a snapchat of me 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
806 What part of "staycation" don't you get? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
807 'I'm contemplating the universe in combination with some random upskirting, OK?" 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
808 You're the first New Yorker to notice. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
809 Watch where you're stepping mister. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
810 Dr. Rhinefield was right! A new perspective DOES change your surroundings. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
811 When I said 'my way or the high way' I meant it! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
812 I call it Manspreading 2.0. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
813 Remember when I said I wouldn't take this lying down? I lied. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
814 I love this city! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
815 Must be your New York values. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
816 Hey, it's cheaper than a chiropractor. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
817 You know, I could do this all day, if there were some point to it. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
818 I know...I just let people walk all over me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
819 Stepped on feels better than over. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
820 Aah...there's no place like New York in the springtime. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
821 My boots were made for nothing! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
822 Hey, watch it. This is a brand new suit. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
823 I won't stand for it. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
824 habitual lying is a real condition. Look it up. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
825 ...So my therapist suggested I find new ways to meet people. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
826 Crowdsourcing ashiatsu is great for my back but the dry cleaning bills are killing me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
827 If I'm going to get walked all over I may as well do it gazing at clouds. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
828 If only Jack's Sleep Number Bed could adjust to this level of firmness. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
829 If you would take the time to look up you would see that the sky actually IS falling 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
830 Leap day was taken literally in 2016 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
831 I like to call it "Occupy Flatbush Avenue." 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
832 Most men lead lives of quiet desperation. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
833 That's it, I'm tired of people walking all over me. And I'm going to something about it. First thing tomorrow. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
834 Just thought I'd see if I could trip you up 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
835 I wanted to get laid in the worst way possible. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
836 My wife says I let people walk all over me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
837 I've fallen and I can't give a damn. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
838 Don't try this at home. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
839 Welcome to EXTREME team building! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
840 A defibrillator would feel pretty sweet right now. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
841 Why, oh why, does life seem to keep passing me by? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
842 Repent for the kingdom of clod is near. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
843 Who wants to tuck me in? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
844 Spare a few credit default swaps? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
845 I'm going to have to rethink those online discount hotel rates. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
846 The magic of a liberal arts degree----invisibility 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
847 I've already worked my way up from punching bag. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
848 Can't a guy birdwatch in peace anymore? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
849 Hypotenuisance. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
850 I'm just the average man on the street 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
851 In training to become a speed bump. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
852 You want ground game? I'll give you ground game. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
853 A bit more to the left please. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
854 As a candidate, I just want to learn what life on the streets is all about. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
855 Do I look like a welcome mat!? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
856 Now things are starting to look up. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
857 And then I realized it's not WHO you are in the scheme of things, but WHERE. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
858 Go ahead. Walk right over me, why don't you. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
859 And I just said 'You know what? I AM going to take this lying down.' 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
860 I'm tired of letting people walk all over me 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
861 You would be surprised at the number of people going commando! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
862 Being homeless doe not mean one must dress poorly and live alone. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
863 Tired of counting sheep, Fred tries something new... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
864 Topeka actually...say, how did you know I was from out of town? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
865 David gave up texting-while-walking for Lent and needed a new way to disrupt sidewalkers. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
866 My wife was right. She always said that I let people walk all over me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
867 The wife was tired of me getting underfoot at home. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
868 I love people watching. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
869 The crazy part is I'm not even tired. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
870 Just building my "obstructionist" resume. Congress, here I come! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
871 That's what I'm here for, just make sure to take a left on 7th. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
872 My symptoms indicate I have just experienced a sudden attack of ease. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
873 I guess stepping on the crack doesn't break your momma's back. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
874 Just trying to get a look at that glass ceiling everyone's talking about... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
875 Only one direction to go from here. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
876 You're right. It's a bird. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
877 I'm trying to decide if I want to run for President. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
878 One of these days these boots gonna walk all over me 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
879 I'm in training to be Head Corporate Doormat. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
880 A societal outlier indeed, and proud of it! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
881 I hate performance artists 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
882 I wasn't expecting Madison Avenue to be filled with such sensible footwear. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
883 Reminds me of my holiday week Cancun Vacation 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
884 It's great to be back in New York. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
885 Did you ever have one of those days where you feel like everyone is walking all over you? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
886 I believe I have the floor. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
887 They say a staycation can be just as relaxing as a week at the shore. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
888 Maybe if I wore the blue suite someone would notice me? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
889 The irony escapes me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
890 So this is what being one of my employees feels like. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
891 Who piddled? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
892 Why yes, my name is Matt...how did you know? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
893 My therapist told me that I should rebuild my life from the ground up. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
894 Can you believe I used to pay a massage therapist to do this same thing? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
895 help! - I've fallen of the corporate latter and can't get up 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
896 Oh how I long for the days of short skirts and long stilettos. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
897 I'm waiting for Nancy Sinatra. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
898 It was Jim's off-season workouts that set him apart from the other yes-men. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
899 Hey buddy, your blocking my sun! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
900 It's part childish tantrum and part urban dance. I call it the Trump. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
901 I'm pulling together some concrete plans. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
902 Watch out for my funny bone. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
903 And the guy with a briefcase looks to finish a close second! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
904 Ahhh, this is how you watch life pass you by. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
905 In junior high this seemed so much worse. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
906 I could use a pick me up. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
907 I've always had this feeling my life's been like a doormat! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
908 Now now, Simon didn't say stand up. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
909 Coffee hasn't kicked in yet. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
910 This just goes to show that I'm nobody's doormat. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
911 Far out. This "man-on-the-street" viewpoint is really trippy. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
912 Here we go again. Jerks interrupting my nap. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
913 It used to be easy to draw a crowd in New York. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
914 What in the world is THIS DREAM about!!!!! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
915 Until this moment, Terry had never considered himself merely a hurdle in another man's story. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
916 I'm adopting a new perspective. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
917 Sorry, but I finally found my sleep number. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
918 As long as I'm on Wall Street, I'm safe 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
919 Sure, I could go to work. Or, I could just lay here and unlock my full potential. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
920 Eminent domain. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
921 I have got to see a doctor for this narcolepsy. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
922 Afternoon mindfulness session 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
923 Now that I'm Mayor, I have changed my view of the people I was elected to serve. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
924 I like being in the middle of things. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
925 And there's a cloud that looks like a bunny. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
926 Thought I'd get here early for a view of the eclipse. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
927 There's a lot of noise and not much privacy. But the price per foot was terrific. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
928 I'll stay here at the crime scene until the cop who draws the chalk outline shows up . 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
929 Over my dead body! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
930 These Airbnb's really do make me feel like part of the community. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
931 My brother is such a doormat. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
932 Wait, was it 'lean in,' or 'lay down'? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
933 Lugubrious. I'm just feeling lugubrious today. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
934 I was told I would see stars on the floor of Hollywood Boulevard. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
935 Rosebud! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
936 So I said to her: "Who needs to pay for a fancy massage therapist?" 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
937 Okay. Tread on me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
938 I just wanted to see the world from my toy poodle's perspective. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
939 I always seem to let people just walk all over me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
940 Just taking things lying down today, folks. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
941 Excuse me. It's AROUND the mulberry bush. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
942 When I worked at Google we had pods for this. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
943 Someone call life alert. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
944 Maybe I'm not the "elephant in the room" but perhaps "the supine man on the sidewalk?" 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
945 Somehow when I thought of how my life would flash before my eyes, I thought my life would look a little more extraordinary. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
946 My mother-in-law arrives today - this is how I warm up. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
947 'I'm researching a story about Times Square, from a tourist's perspective.' 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
948 Ooh, and that cloud looks like a commodities trader! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
949 I got caught in the under toe. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
950 Aaand, commencing mid-life crisis. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
951 Looks like he found the right 12-step program. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
952 Watch it! This here's an Airbnb top pick. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
953 Mind the tie. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
954 I've shifted my paradigm. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
955 I'm a performance art piece titled, "Banking Reforms." 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
956 Apparently, this is the best view of the ball drop. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
957 For when the 'trust fall' exercise fails . . . 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
958 "I didin't think the CNN job posting literally meant 'Man on the street reporter' ". 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
959 I'm a compulsive lier. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
960 I'm comfortable working from the ground up 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
961 And there, quite clearly, is Orion's Belt. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
962 Am I the only one here for the flash mob? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
963 Please tread on me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
964 Awful lot of coffee cup clouds today. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
965 The Department of Parks and Recreation is hiring. See above for the kind of candidates we are looking for. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
966 Life is a beach ain't it. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
967 For years I stepped all over people. It's time to give something back. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
968 Hey, I'm the Mayor! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
969 And that's today's report from 'Man on the Street'. Back to you, Chuck. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
970 His lies weren't always apparent. However, his lying in the middle of the street was harder to overlook. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
971 I want to BE a PART of it - New York, New York! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
972 Outside the narcolepsy institute. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
973 I burned a lot of bridges. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
974 I'd be lying if I said this was comfortable 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
975 It's getting hard to find a place to exercise. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
976 Just wanted to know what it feels like to be the economy. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
977 As Martie lay there, he wondered if his therapist wasn't right. Maybe he did let people walk all over him. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
978 Welcome to middle management.... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
979 I recommend lowering your expectations. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
980 Hey, that one looks like a bunny! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
981 'Life is finally looking up.' 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
982 Hi, I'm Republican and I'm running for Congress. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
983 We cut back on chalk in the last police budget. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
984 Without my Blackberry I'm useless! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
985 Wait,did I take my Narcolepsy medication this morning? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
986 Don't worry. I'm good. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
987 I don't know about this so called white privilege. No one has bothered to bring me a pillow. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
988 Low-cost hotel rooms have their limitations. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
989 Would you mind walking around, you're blocking my view. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
990 That cloud looks like a shoe...That cloud looks like a boot... 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
991 ....and more often than not, I can't stop the feeling that people are walking all over me. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
992 Now, a little to the left. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
993 I was once like you. Until I learned to stop and smell the roses. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
994 Flat Stanley. All grown up. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
995 How can I monetize this? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
996 Now I know how Jeb Bush feels. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
997 Don't mind me I'm on a different plane. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
998 And everyone claims they don't walk all over me 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
999 Step lively and mind the lap. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1000 I didn't think I was in your way. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1001 Not my best Airbnb experience. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1002 My dad always said I was a wuss for letting people walk all over me. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1003 Man, the gutter was way less stressful. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1004 Finland! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1005 Mind the thigh gap. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1006 Bloomberg warned me they'd walk all over me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1007 Since I quit smoking, I haven't known what to do with myself on my breaks. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1008 How's the weather up there? How's the weather up there? How's the weather up there? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1009 I'm thinking of moving to a more affluent corner." 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1010 Wake me up when the world is kinder 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1011 My Platform-" Don't Tread On Me " 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1012 My wife says I'm lazy. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1013 I'm having an epiphany about us not being connected. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1014 Finally things are looking up for me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1015 And to think I once thought mindfulness was a bunch of crap. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1016 Most other people count sheep jumping over a fence. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1017 It’s okay—for a while there I thought I was a chalk drawing too! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1018 Don't mind me. I'm just having a power nap. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1019 It's what we in the business call vertical capitulation. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1020 If I can make it here, I'll make it any where! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1021 Try your ten-minute meditation somewhere else, buddy! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1022 It's a new Yoga technique! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1023 I'm lying down here! I'm lying down here! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1024 I have nowhere to go.. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1025 I could move. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1026 So then I asked myself, 'What am I doing? Where am I going? Why?' Somebody's got to stop this madness. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1027 Urban stargazing can be quite challenging! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1028 That cloud looks like a bear. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1029 Just imagining where I'll end up after the next financial crisis. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1030 I got promoted from doormat. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1031 Do I have your vote? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1032 I never realized just how many people step in gum. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1033 I'm not a street person. I'm a person on the street. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1034 Hi, what's your niche in the ecosystem. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1035 Ouch...I see being seemingly invisible is much more tolerable when one stays upright. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1036 It's been just one of those days. . . . 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1037 Don't walk on me! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1038 My wife says this is what I do best. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1039 I thought the saying was "over my dead body." 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1040 So this is how the other half lives. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1041 Fred took laying down on the job too far as usual. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1042 They said, go lay in traffic. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1043 I can see Russia from here! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1044 Lyin' in the sun and takin' it easy . . . this life sure beats running for office again. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1045 Life's just passing me by. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1046 One sheep... two sheep... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1047 I've had it with backstabbers. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1048 Why do people think they can walk all over me? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1049 We sleep aggressively here, too. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1050 Sanders supporters to the left, Trump supporters to the right...oh look, it's a moderate. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1051 Hey! Walk around. I was here first. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1052 The critics call it performance art 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1053 It was at that moment that Craig realized how the new guy's brownies were different. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1054 If he doesn't jump soon, I'm leaving. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1055 This wasn't supposed to happen with my new power tie. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1056 Go ahead, everyone else does. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1057 New York and New Yorkers - what's not to love? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1058 Man down , I repeat, man down. Oh yea, forgot I was in NYC 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1059 My Pilates instructor thought I wasn't suffering enough 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1060 The layoffs affected Carl a little differently. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1061 I'm preparing for the next debate. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1062 My wife says I'm a doormat, so I'm waiting for her to walk home. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1063 Step on me and I'll break YOUR back. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1064 And so the great grandson of Christopher Gadsden, recent tea party enthusiast, thought long and hard for a slogan for their new flag. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1065 Meditation helps me relax. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1066 Vote for Jeb! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1067 Anybody have the correct time? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1068 just power napping...keep it moving and no rubber necking 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1069 Buddy can you spare a couple bucks? I am flat-on-my-back broke." 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1070 Yes, it's small, but it is close to the subway. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1071 I just got fired! Go ahead and finish the job. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1072 I'm just waiting for the Universe to tell me what to do. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1073 And then I thought, I really don't know clouds at all 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1074 I used to be like you, living the vertical life... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1075 I'm starting to think my wife is right. I DO let people walk all over me. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1076 New Zen at Work Program 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1077 Saturday on the Sidewalk With George. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1078 I have officially been 'walked all over', okay? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1079 I'm your life's hurdle for today. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1080 It's my penance during Lent. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1081 You're the first to ask. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1082 Wilber, aspiring street performer, working on his "wad of chewing gum" impersonation. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1083 I do it to myself, I do. And that's what really hurts 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1084 I've looked at life from both sides now... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1085 I prefer women in skirts. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1086 Don't mind me. I'm on paternity leave. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1087 At the end of the day, human contact is human contact. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1088 I thought I'd enjoy living closer to work. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1089 Hey, you're encroaching on my eminent domain! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1090 I'm fine thanks. Just trying to see what my interns feel like. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1091 On the bright side, at least I'm not under a bus. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1092 We're all prone to error, I'm just more prone than others. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1093 "My blood pressure medication did say 'Lie down immediately after taking' ". 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1094 I'm a libertarian. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1095 Sometimes you gotta just stop and smell the desperation 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1096 My wife says I shouldn't let people walk all over me, but i'm not taking that lying down. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1097 Sometimes it's good to get a fresh perspective. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1098 Doctor, sometimes I have this dream..... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1099 Josh protests the absence of park benches. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1100 I think that gargoyle just smiled at me. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1101 Can't a guy catch a nap around here? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1102 I lost 200 pounds and I ate bread every day! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1103 I have fallen----but don't worry, I CAN get up!! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1104 A-ha! Caught you Farnsworth. You're late! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1105 Kumbaya. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1106 I didn't trip...I just decided to take a power nap. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1107 This city definitely could use more parks. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1108 Last time I book a room on Airbnb from HomelessTom. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1109 I think I'll try the park bench tomorrow. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1110 This igloo wasn't built to last. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1111 That one looks like a person! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1112 My fitness app crashed. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1113 Cross. Don't cross. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1114 At least it's an easy commute. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1115 Let's see what my Fitbit has to say about this! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1116 Is anyone else here for the flash mob? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1117 I come here to think 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1118 Can you spare a ten for a latte? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1119 So this is group therapy? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1120 I've fallen from the 30th floor and now I can't get up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1121 I can see the Mir Space Station from here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1122 Practicing my stroke. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1123 I'm really loving the central location of this Airbnb. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1124 I'm doing research for 'views from a doormat'. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1125 carpet man, carpet man, does whatever a carpet can. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1126 My editor wants a 'man on the street' piece. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1127 Oh these new speed bumps are so realistic ... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1128 I'm stopping the glorification of busy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1129 I may be in the gutter, but I’m looking at the smog. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1130 Suits that stay clean all day. Lie on the sidewalk, roll in mud, whatever. Here's a business card. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1131 I'll tell you, Sergeant, I really miss the days before the budget cuts eliminated chalk and crime scene tape. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1132 That cloud looks like a big jerk stepping over me. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1133 I'm having a work life imbalance moment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1134 Folks, this new digital pacemaker takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin'! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1135 Notice how people jump when I speak? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1136 Hi, I'm flat Stanley's father, please take me on your next adventure! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1137 I'm not a pedestrian hazard! New Yorkers should take it easy once in a while. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1138 I'm looking for a new position. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1139 Yo! Now, who is the king of passive aggression? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1140 Finally, I feel noticed! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1141 Join me in my crusade for work-life balance! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1142 Passing out in a ditch is so cliche. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1143 I am just testing out a theory,....my wife keeps telling me my boss treats me like a "door mat". 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1144 The shrink told me to embrace my darkest pleasures instead of shunning them. Feet fetish and masochism. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1145 And that cloud looks like a shoeprint too! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1146 And now political commentary from our man on the street; George? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1147 Sometimes I wish my career wasn't so pedestrian. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1148 The catalog said this is a Lounge Jacket. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1149 Do you ever get the feeling that people are walking all over you? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1150 And then he said, "You can't let people walk over you like that." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1151 What's more repulsive? Dog poop, gum, or a car salesman? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1152 My train's late again. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1153 My therapist says I need to be more trusting. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1154 Occupy Main Street 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1155 ...then I realized I wasn't that crazy about marching anyway, so--different schmifferent--I fired the drummer. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1156 She's right! She's right! Everybody does just walk all over me! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1157 Lately the term block party has been misunderstood. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1158 Good form and elevation—eight-point-five. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1159 This is going to be one of those days when everyone just walks all over me. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1160 No, Commander Voltok, I have not yet adjusted to earthling gravity, but the fools seem to be convinced I am "chilling." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1161 Excuse me, can you please tell me how to get to the Statue of Liberty or should I just go screw myself? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1162 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the dog poop. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1163 I've a feeling I'm not in Kansas anymore. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1164 It's called performance art. I'm a regulatory hurdle. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1165 It's a small world afterall 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1166 Soon, the American people will see that I'm the only logical GOP candidate. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1167 Until we downsized, we used to play this game with chairs. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1168 Yes, obstructionist! Get over it! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1169 It's the latest rage in New Delhi! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1170 And that's one giant step for a kind man! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1171 ... red light... green light... red light... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1172 Here in Vermont, pedestrians don’t tread on anyone. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1173 300$ a month! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1174 I am winning the bet! I knew they wouldn't step on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1175 Hi, I'm the new face of the see something, say something program 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1176 I am relaxed, and lying on a beach in Maui. I am relaxed, and lying on a beach in Maui... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1177 Because my therapist suggested I find ways to meet new people. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1178 It's a new bored game. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1179 Any sign of the cheerleaders? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1180 Recycle or garbage? You decide. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1181 Oh God... They're everywhere! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1182 Boss said I should sleep on it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1183 Congratulations. You're the first hurdler in our poll of New York values. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1184 At least no one says 'How are you?' here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1185 No,just resting. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1186 My astrologer thinks I need to be more grounded 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1187 Don"t mind me, the park was full 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1188 If only I had my Oculus Rift googles, this would all seem totally real. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1189 This is not what I expected when the Google Earth Project designated me as its prime focus. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1190 Hey buddy, why are you... oh that's right, it's National Skirt Day. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1191 I get ignored in my cubicle, too. I'm used to it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1192 You would not believe what I pay for this place. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1193 Maybe SOMEBODY will ask me if I'm ok. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1194 It’s okay, I’m on hold. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1195 I'm beginning to have doubts about the open floor plan. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1196 People just walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1197 I'm starting to see things from a different point of view. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1198 The view of the glass ceiling is spectacular from down here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1199 A different point of view never hurts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1200 Chin, chin, chin, nose, crotch, chin.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1201 I take my leisure time seriously. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1202 And this sidewalk yoga pose is called savasana. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1203 I am a Republican congressman practicing urban obstructionism. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1204 Being assigned to the undercover unit in this city may be tougher than I thought 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1205 It's a good way to feel the pulse of the city 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1206 It's only a walk-on role. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1207 He's gotta be lying. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1208 This is the latest concept in the hospitality industry. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1209 I always forget how pedestrian my old stomping grounds are. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1210 Now I know how Jeb feels. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1211 I got tired of just being a doormat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1212 Sunny days ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1213 Maybe this wasn't the best spot for my afternoon nap 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1214 The white noise helps me sleep. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1215 I never find excuses to skip my meditations 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1216 Go ahead Trump walks all over me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1217 I"ve often wondered what this would be like. And now I wonder why I wondered. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1218 You see, I find if I do this stunt weekly, the bruises remind me not to let people to walk all over me figuratively. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1219 I'm doing my thesis on human empathy and compassion in 2016. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1220 “Well, I may be a son of a bitch, but I’m LYING down, not laying.” [I would underline, bold face or italicize instead of all caps, but can't do any of them in this format.] 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1221 And I am the only candidate who knows the pain of being downtrodden! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1222 Historical Exhibit #1984, Wall Street and the American People. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1223 You see, every problem looks absolutely different, depending on your point of view. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1224 My therapist was right! I needed a new perspective on life. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1225 Making this deal is gonna be a cakewalk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1226 "Like a bridge over troubled water, I will lay me down". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1227 And that cloud looks like Jeb Bush suspending his political campaign. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1228 Ignore me if you will, but if you step on a crack, you KNOW what will happen! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1229 Every now and then you really need to take a moment or two, lie down, relax, and smell the people. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1230 The ultimate deep tissue massage, just steps from the office. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1231 Here live the denizens of the concrete jungle. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1232 I tried yoga, never worked. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1233 Call me an optimist, but from here, things are looking up on Wall Street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1234 This mindful meditation thing just isn't really working for me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1235 I’m a corporate yogi. Perfected my savasana for any time, any place and anywhere. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1236 He's still in the middle of things. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1237 "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive, ah ah ah ah stayin' alive. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1238 This was a totally different experience on LSD in the 60’s. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1239 (musical eighth note) “I love a parade” (musical eighth note) 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1240 Step two will be biting their ankles. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1241 In my Mindfulness Training course, I was instructed to simply lie down in corpse pose when I became stressed and remember to breath. They claimed that no one would mind, and boy, were they right. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1242 Remember, step on a crack and your old lady goes to the ER. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1243 "Step right into the world of hedge funds". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1244 And when he grew up, Flat Stanley took an entry-level position on Wall Street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1245 I was merely tripping the light fantastic and, well, I tripped and the view was cool and I....hey...would it be to much for you to walk around? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1246 If you’re coming back this way, mind grabbing me a hot dog? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1247 My autopiloted car is stuck in traffic. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1248 Can hardly wait to see what happens next. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1249 Now this is synergy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1250 I'm not moving until my Uber arrives. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1251 I have been stepped on since I was slapped at birth. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1252 Siesta time in Scranton 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1253 You know point A to point B is over-rated, don't you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1254 So much for that sit down protest. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1255 What would Trump do? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1256 Come on guys, join me. This is called a flash nap! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1257 It's the new myofascial release technique for the busy executive. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1258 After the third "No Office Napping" email, Ned finally chose a different path. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1259 Thanks for moving the dog along. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1260 The life of a doormat is so very pedestrian. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1261 Can you believe that I only paid $2 million for this spot?! I love New York. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1262 My name is Gulliver - got strings? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1263 I'm practicing for when Sanders gets elected 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1264 It's the only place that I don't get stepped on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1265 I just won a big contract and decided to celebrate like a tennis star. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1266 OK, I get it. No more Bushes! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1267 That cloud looks like a flower 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1268 I'm prone to public filibusters and as your next President you'll have even more chances to walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1269 I'm developing a sociological curriculum from the ground up! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1270 Jim is anticipating that one step. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1271 There must be better ways to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1272 I just feel like my mind's in another place, Doc. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1273 Life is so much simpler since I switched to 2-D. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1274 Gargoyles are so unappreciated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1275 I’m practicing for Congress. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1276 Ahh, time for my disempower nap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1277 And now it's time for my daily foot fetish break... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1278 Doctor, for some reason a lot of people think of me as a doormat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1279 I feel your pain, Jeb. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1280 OK, I am ready for my man-on-the-street interview. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1281 It's a warm-up for getting kicked in the ass later. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1282 Why pay for a massage when I can just lay here instead for FREE. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1283 I'm preparing for national dress day. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1284 I'm taking a survey. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1285 The New York Massage has replaced the Thai Massage and it is FREE. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1286 She's right. I do let people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1287 This mindfulness is working. I can feel the sun on my face and the wind in my hair 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1288 Open source ashiatsu has done wonders for my back. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1289 I see skies of blue, And clouds of white. The bright blessed day, The dark sacred night. And I think to myself, What a wonderful world. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1290 I'll show her avoidance behavior. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1291 You know you can't keep a good man down. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1292 I'm working on my street smarts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1293 Keep moving and get out of the way. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1294 Don't mind me. Just trying to blend in. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1295 There may be something to this homeless sympathy training. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1296 The view from the office is not nearly as nice 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1297 My therapist told me I was a doormat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1298 I coulda' been a contender! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1299 Bipedal is so passe. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1300 I wonder, what would life be like without metaphors? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1301 Say, you wouldn't have a pillow handy... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1302 Have you ever stopped to just look at the clouds? I mean, REALLY looked? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1303 The poor idiots who pay for a chiropractor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1304 Hey mister, you have gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1305 Don't mind me—I'm just doing market research for a company that removes gum from shoes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1306 I trying to understand the word on the street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1307 Just preparing for today's shareholder meeting. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1308 It's called "guerilla napping," buddy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1309 I got tired of waiting for Godot. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1310 What can I say? I'm an obstructionist. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1311 To be more concrete about it, I feel very grounded today. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1312 My osteopath says it's good for the back! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1313 I'm in a good place. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1314 Livin' life to the fullest! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1315 Decaf just doesn't do it for me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1316 ...These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray Right through the very heart of it, New York, New York! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1317 I have a totally new perspective on life. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1318 I'm done with this. I've gone to my happy place. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1319 Don't flatter yourself 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1320 This whole manspreading thing is becoming a real problem. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1321 8"If I can make here, I can make it anywhere...." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1322 This was so much nicer, when I had a back yard ! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1323 I'm mansplanking. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1324 See, I let everybody walk over me. That's why I should be elected president. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1325 This is my best shot...oof... at a one bedroom Manhattan apartment. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1326 "Stepease" is a new product that requires no permission, available for any walker, tracker, or commuter. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1327 No thanks. I can't sleep on a pillow. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1328 The penthouse view is overrated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1329 It's no street-corner office, but the view ain't bad. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1330 Nobody's breaking their mother's back on my watch. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1331 I'm protesting sidewalk expansions. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1332 Nope! Not going to work. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1333 I reached my Fitbit goal. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1334 This is the secret to attracting foot traffic. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1335 When did sidewalk art become so lifelike? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1336 Keeping a low profile . . . . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1337 I'm on sabbatical. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1338 I am the 1%. Bring me my coffee! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1339 I'm just trying to get a fresh perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1340 My therapist says I need to stop letting people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1341 Can you spare a portfolio for an old fund manager? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1342 I used to think of low self esteem as a problem. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1343 Don't be mad, I'm camping out for Hamilton. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1344 Still won't risk going over my head, eh Benson. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1345 Nothing better than a feet massage. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1346 A sloth market, you might say. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1347 I'm seeing a lot of gum and not a few mismatched socks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1348 I am trying to find myself. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1349 My therapist says that I shouldn't allow people to walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1350 The opposite of Road Rage - Road Repose... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1351 It's all in the power pose. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1352 From this angle I can see Uranus! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1353 Haste makes waste. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1354 I'm trying to get in touch with my inner rug. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1355 My shrink says I have low self-esteem, but sometimes a nap is just a nap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1356 Don't think of me as an obstacle, but as a stepping stone to enlightenment. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1357 I look forward to tomorrow when I'll swallow fire. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1358 They seemed smaller in Gulliver's Travels. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1359 I honestly thought working on Wall Street was going to be worse 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1360 Management sensitivity training 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1361 Corpus cubitus urbanus dude 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1362 It's our annual 360-degree evaluation day! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1363 And the massage is free! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1364 It's nice to be walked all over by strangers, for a change. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1365 Yup--still less painful than listening to a Donald Trump speech. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1366 The city has been really stifling my creativity, so I've been dabbling in performance art during my lunch breaks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1367 I want to know how my clients feel. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1368 Here's where I called dibs for the next financial crisis. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1369 Sit-in protests are so 60's. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1370 I'm taking this lying down. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1371 This story is going to make a killer TED Talk! Your body language tells me you are all ENTHRALLED! Thank you so much. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1372 You know, you're missing the guys in the parachutes 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1373 Central location, spacious bedroom, 3,000 per month 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1374 Ahh, I've finally reached rock bottom. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1375 My therapist was right, when you view the world from a new perspective it does make you feel better 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1376 So, THIS is the view from the bottom. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1377 I'm done walking a mile in my shoes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1378 Sir, the flash mob was last Thursday. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1379 The fluffy one looks like a puppy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1380 Shavasana puts me in a different place 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1381 Finally! A little privacy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1382 Can't you feel the gravitational waves? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1383 I just love the attention 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1384 I'm thinking concretely. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1385 ..and down she goes. The kid'll make it, but Holy Cow!! , dig the air Briefcase Guy gets over my tummy! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1386 I feel like life is passing me by. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1387 I guess you can lie down on the job 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1388 A career in middle-management had prepared Rob for this moment. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1389 "Trample the Trump! Or just skip, hop and Jump!": 2016 presidential candidates expressed their concern to one another in Times Square. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1390 I just like being trumpled on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1391 These yoga trends have become a public nuisance. Now it's the business-person's corpse pose. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1392 Who says I just can't let people walk all over me? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1393 When I was a kid, this was a park. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1394 Ahh, Wall Street, nothing like it! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1395 I can never get into the whole pajama, rural sheep thing. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1396 Excuse me, sir. May I have a moment with you for our "man on the street" interview? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1397 Even the crummy pigeons have the decency to walk around me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1398 It's an experiment. My wife says people walk all over me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1399 My therapist suggested I be more sociable. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1400 My shrink says I'm too passive. What do you think? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1401 The big white fluffy one looks just like an angry commuter. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1402 Letting people walk all over me makes me feel oodles better than when they did it against my will. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1403 NYC is O.K. but I miss Denver. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1404 He won't walk the walk. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1405 I'm fascinated by the underworld. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1406 Man... place sure has changed since I was a kid. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1407 Rodney Dangerfield's grave. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1408 I told them not to sell the office couch. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1409 Vote for me and I'll stop doing this. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1410 What would Neil Armstrong say? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1411 So this is what life is like without cocaine. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1412 I just wish I remembered to wear a cup. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1413 I knew someone would get the performance piece. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1414 I call it guerilla chillin' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1415 This was much more enjoyable during sundress season. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1416 I always know when I'm in Manhattan. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1417 The glass ceiling is beautiful from down here 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1418 The new form of a relaxation technique: Stop, drop and quick snooze. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1419 I'm just resting my eyes... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1420 My drone is recording this. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1421 10,000 steps reached today and not an inch more. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1422 I miss the economy when we only had to step over the homeless. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1423 Care to voice an opinion to "your man on the street?" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1424 Ha ha. No, my name's not Matt. It's Jeb! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1425 You don't know what you're missing. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1426 Today, Kevin decided to act out his favorite metaphor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1427 Sure, the street noise is sometimes a problem, but you can't beat the rent. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1428 Everyone just walks all over me! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1429 Lordy! Such stout nose hairs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1430 Note to self: stop acting like a doormat. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1431 God, is there any way I can get recruited as a walk-on? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1432 So, I've been pondering that 'Life passing you by' thing... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1433 According to Google maps, this is Easy Street. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1434 Our CD's are up to 3/4 %. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1435 My therapist recommended actually letting people walk all over me for a change. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1436 Hi, I'm Matt. Hi, I'm Matt.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1437 The benches were all taken. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1438 Steven's sidewalk yoga quickly caught on in the neighborhood. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1439 I'm relaxing here! Relaxing here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1440 I'll be across the street tomorrow; alternate side rules, y'know .... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1441 I never understood why we needed a sit-lie ordinance. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1442 It's not that I'm anti-vertical, I'm just pro-horizontal. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1443 Some days you feel like walking. Some days you don't. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1444 'Turn on, tune in..." what was the third thing? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1445 I'm sleepin' here! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1446 I'm testing my meme: don't tread on me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1447 Been down so long it looks like up. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1448 Knew there was something off about a 'staycation' travel agency. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1449 My doctor was right. Some time outside of the office is relaxing. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1450 Step lively everyone. Masochism II class in five minutes. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1451 Banker at Rest, street art circa 2008. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1452 It helps me think more concretely. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1453 I'm protesting the Supreme Court nomination....whoever it is. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1454 I can sleep through anything. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1455 I just wanted to see what retirement was like. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1456 You people really need to see this. I guarantee it will change your whole perspective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1457 O, how many men must a throng walk down before you can call it a mob? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1458 New Yorkers are not impressed by singing sidewalk chalk art. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1459 NYC street therapy session 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1460 I live in a perpendicular world. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1461 The Hollywood Walk of Elusive Fame. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1462 Unfortunately,livinglegends have no pedestals. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1463 So, tell me. Is laying down on the job a reason to get fired? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1464 It's called, "Being laid back." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1465 Step lively now, time's-a-wastin. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1466 walk of shame - wall street edition 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1467 Keep moving! My wife says this is part of my homework for couples therapy. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1468 This is no day at the beach. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1469 I mean, the egg had to come first, right? Where else would the chicken come from? I suppose there could be a chicken floating around space somewhere but then were did THEY come from...? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1470 I refuse to travel through the ether with the rest of you plebeians. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1471 Stomping out the romance of street encounters 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1472 My wife says that I let people walk all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1473 I just got my new "sleep number" mattress. What is your number. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1474 sit back relax and let life trample you to death 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1475 Please, I'm trying to meditate here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1476 That one looks like a duck. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1477 On reflection Jack realised you can overdose on Zen stress management 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1478 My psychology professor warned me about the "Bystander Effect." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1479 Sure, it hurts my front, but it's great for my back. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1480 These chalk outlines are more detailed than I remember. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1481 City Slacker 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1482 I was walking home after work. I thought everything was fine. It's daytime now, could be days later. I'm not starving, so I'm thinking it's just the next day. Better go back to work. Shucks. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1483 Can one of you guys call an ambulance? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1484 It was cheaper than Airbnb. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1485 In an effort to promote physical activity, the city has decided to incorporate realistic chalk murals on sidewalks. So far "The sleeping businessman" creates the most activity. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1486 Tom realized his wife was right. Lying doesn't get you anywhere. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1487 Some can't seem to get over that my platform is concrete. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1488 Things are finally looking up! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1489 Henry liked to lie down every once in a while and make believe he was a chalk outline of his previous, unsuccessful self. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1490 Am I not the king of chivalry? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1491 I called an ambulance but should have gotten a taxi 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1492 Call me an ambulance!" "OK, you're an ambulance. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1493 Step on Zak and break your mother's back. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1494 I wish I could give you a better reason, but I'm just a jerk in a suit. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1495 Where the sidewalk Eds. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1496 I forgot to eat my Wheaties this morning. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1497 Do you have a minute to talk about ways to improve awareness of mental health? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1498 Wonder if I should have tried the beach first? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1499 I didn't ask to BE a flat white. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1500 These sidewalk chalk drawings are getting more and more realistic. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1501 ...yes, turning 52 has been quite the experience. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1502 I'm the down-to-earth, upward-looking candidate, so vote for me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1503 One small step for man, one giant leap for canine. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1504 Can you spare some change? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1505 It’s not too bad but I’m not a fan of the Segway tours. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1506 Escher at rest. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1507 Buddy, can you spare a hundred dollars? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1508 97 Sheeple, 98 Sheeple, 99 Sheeple ... zzzz 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1509 Hi, I'm Jay Rogowski, I'm running for Congress from the 3rd District! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1510 I love relaxing in Times Square! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1511 Cloudy, with a chance of hamhocks. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1512 Whoa, there really is a glass ceiling! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1513 The boss says I’m nothing but a speedbump. Well, I’ll show him ‘speedbump'! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1514 When you wish upon a star....... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1515 I'm starting to think that it might have something to do with my mother. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1516 "I've fallen and I can't get up....Help! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1517 I prefer laying to dancing on it. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1518 This is the only way I can get to 10,000 steps on my Fitbit. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1519 I oppose rush hour. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1520 Reserve a space for me in the meeting. I am getting a quick massage. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1521 They said "Don't try this at home." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1522 Funny how they all look like dinosaurs from down here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1523 There are no empty seats left, so I guess I'll lay down. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1524 Try to see things from my perspective. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1525 Would you stop and help someone? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1526 Man - I sure hope I nail this speed-bump interview 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1527 It's just like spending time with my wife, except that I get to see many more shoes. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1528 My CSI unit ran out of chalk 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1529 Gulliver put me here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1530 You have left footprints on my heart.....my ankle.....my knee.....my..... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1531 It's performance art. I'm portraying the Bill of Rights in a Trump administration. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1532 Don't you just love New York? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1533 Sure, just walk all over me. I'm used it, I'm married. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1534 Paul you gotta stop letting people walk all over you. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1535 You oughta try it, bud. It's a whole new perspective on life. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1536 Ever notice how inconvenienced people look from below? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1537 Oh you know, just your typical Monday morning. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1538 Don't mind me, I'm just resting. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1539 The last four words I remember were my boss saying ,"You're fired" and someone else announcing, "Last call". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1540 So this is a worm's eye view of the Big Apple! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1541 I came outside for peace, not that it's working. ): 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1542 I'm going to suggest to the American Heart Association your technique for CPR. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1543 You could say I sort of fell in to my latest position. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1544 Hi, I'm just waiting for the rapture. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1545 My street therapist will be here any minute. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1546 I have no idea how I got into Giacometti's 'Piazza.' 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1547 Tell me, what do you stand for? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1548 That's a 7 on form ..... a 9 on elevation. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1549 My lower back pain's nearly gone. Now if I could just get someone to step on my stomach. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1550 Rule #173 of "How To Take a Good Selfie": Buy a drone. Dress for the occasion. Look away from the camera. And, as always, have total disregard for everyone and everything around you. Snap photo. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1551 We're testing pedestrian speed bumps. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1552 Staycation, Fred. Staycation. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1553 I think I'm having an out-of-cartoon experience. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1554 It hasn't snowed all year....im trying to make a "grit angel" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1555 I've been laid off so I'm laying down! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1556 I never look down on people, it's just the way I am. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1557 Free hugs! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1558 'I AM seeing stars!' 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1559 Stanley, our local grammar enthusiast, is at it again folks! This week, he asked people if they knew whether or not he was 'laying' or 'lying' on the sidewalk. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1560 I'm reconsidering joining step classes. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1561 Mine was the fate of being named Scotch. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1562 The chiropractor said this would help heal my mother's back. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1563 Ah, spring. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1564 Oh, don't mind me. Just trying to get a competitive edge. See things differently. Bunch of Wesleyan grads and their hotshot social media. Does that really beat 20 years of experience these days? Microdosed a little acid earlier. Need a plan for Q3. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1565 While stargazing in Grand Central, Hal wonders when the lights will be restored. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1566 Why is everyone parallel to the ground today? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1567 No, not in the Originalist sense. I literally mean don't tread on me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1568 Well, I did say that I wanted to pave the way for others in the firm. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1569 I said, "the road to hell is paved with me!" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1570 Jeb's latest attempt to garner attention from voters on the street was trampled…. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1571 ... and that one looks like a bunny rabbit... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1572 Gumshoe Detective. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1573 From MY perspective........ 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1574 I thought a Thai massage would be a little bit less westernized. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1575 Don't mind me, I'm a stranger here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1576 Not so sure this beats counting sheep. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1577 Just trying to increase my daily step step count. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1578 I guess I'll show them that this isn't a city that never sleeps. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1579 How you like me now? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1580 It's OK. I've been down so long, it looks like up to me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1581 Gadsden would be rolling over in his grave if he had one 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1582 Guess what Mom? Maybe I do like letting people walk all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1583 I learned the ropes on Black Friday and haven't looked back since. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1584 Step on a crack, break my mother's back? I don't think so! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1585 After losing my seat in congress, I thought why not just keep doing what I do best? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1586 It's a stay-cation. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1587 Please tell the team that I will be thinking outside the box today. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1588 ... as we say here in the medical marijuana business: buy low, Sell High!!!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1589 Wow, how surprising... a day in New York where people actually acknowledge you exist. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1590 Finally, a view with some entertainment. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1591 But I digress to an earlier life as a wad of gum. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1592 Go ahead and try it!! I guarantee things will finally begin to look up 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1593 My ex-wife puts you all to shame. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1594 The M.T.A. didn't say anything about man-spreading on the sidewalk. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1595 Not exactly a giant leap for mankind. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1596 Banksy was, put lightly, disappointed with his latest piece's impact. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1597 If you really concentrate you can relax anywhere. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1598 No offense, but your feet are problematic. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1599 At least I'll get some fresh air getting stepped on out here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1600 I just got tired of being a pushover. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1601 I'm just waiting for the next big thing. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1602 Usually I let my boss do this, but he’s out of town. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1603 This is the only place I get coverage on my network. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1604 This ad will end in 6 seconds. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1605 My therapist recommended empathizing with the 99 percent. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1606 Just think, I use to pay for massages. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1607 You know there is a difference between dormant and door mat. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1608 I took community service for selling crummy mortgages. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1609 I put the 'social' in lounging. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1610 Savasana time can be anytime. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1611 At the beach I like to imagine myself on a crowded street somewhere. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1612 I just joined the Slow Movement. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1613 It does look better from this angle. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1614 Now I know why only tourists look up. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1615 I see this job as a stepping stone... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1616 Who says prostrating oneself before the voters no longer wins elections?! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1617 That yoga has sure made me feel grounded. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1618 Excuse me! I'm doing situps! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1619 Restarting the campaign plan from the ground up. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1620 That big puffy one to the left looks like a cat. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1621 Vote for me - the underdog! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1622 Lift those knees people! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1623 This city really doesn't sleep. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1624 Today, I'm feeling wrinkle free. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1625 #FlatLivesMatter 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1626 I will not work for less than $10 per hour, period! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1627 Hey, do I have to build a wall! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1628 I get grouchy if I don't sneak in a ten minute 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1629 The next one in the circle has to flap his arms and twirl. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1630 'Guys just step-jump over, gals all go around ... interesting." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1631 Next, I'm going to literally climb a wall. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1632 I wish everyone would just stop walking all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1633 That's right, just ignore me, everybody else does. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1634 I was seeking a well-grounded argument against the politics of obstructionism, one that is not easily ignored, and when it hit me I was floored. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1635 This isn't working. Back to counting sheep. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1636 Doctor's orders, I'm resting my back. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1637 "Hey! I can see a drone". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1638 What!!!, nobody is wearing a skirt today. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1639 And then they came for the One Percent. And there was no one left to speak for me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1640 I used to be terrified of elevators,but thanks to years of therapy I couldn't be more relaxed. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1641 My therapist said to make mindfulness a part of my daily commute. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1642 I'm kind of hoping the right girl will just fall into my lap 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1643 are you my doppleganger?are you my doppleganger? are you.. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1644 Yes, this is the beginning of the "Hamilton" box office line for tomorrow's matinee. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1645 This is the best staycation ever. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1646 Sorry. The corporate ladder is broken. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1647 Just walk all over me! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1648 All these clouds look like buidlings 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1649 Started from the bottom now I'm here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1650 So this is what being walked on feels like. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1651 Would one of you mind waking me in twenty minutes? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1652 Even if the media was here, they'd ignore us independents, too. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1653 First one to accidentally slip and put their genitals on me is a rotten egg! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1654 So I said, "Ted, I'm not gonna take this lying down," but then I thought what the heck. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1655 I COULDN'T THINK OF A CAPTION EITHER... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1656 Yep, there are twelve step programs and there are Twelve Step Programs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1657 Consider this a grammar lesson. I like to 'lie' on the sidewalk, so I 'lay' myself down on it. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1658 I'm the new guy, Matt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1659 ... oh just market research on inseams. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1660 Earliest Known Escher 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1661 No wonder I'm so well liked by everyone! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1662 Hi, I'm Matt! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1663 I'm Art. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1664 Ah yes, a little lower please 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1665 Everyone's getting cushioned soles this holiday 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1666 M.C. Esher, I hate you! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1667 The employee handbook says I am relieved of all responsibilities and restrictions during my break periods. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1668 Red light! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1669 Don't worry, I've stopped the bleeding on my neck. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1670 So this is how Temple Grandin got started. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1671 And that cloud looks like a shoe, and that one, and that one... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1672 My wife said I was lying around the house too much, so I decided to go somewhere else. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1673 Stargazing is more challenging during the day. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1674 Just standing my ground, fellas! It's the law. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1675 And you wonder why my wife calls me a doormat! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1676 It just feel's like the right thing to do. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1677 Sure, it looks easy but I worked my way up from the gutter. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1678 ...And your point being? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1679 Don't let people walk all over you. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1680 When life knocks me down, I just lie down and take it. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1681 This year I decided to go for a more literal interpretation of Pesach. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1682 Can't a man take a leisurely nap around here? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1683 Geez, I hope he has a chip. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1684 Watch me turn invisible with just two words: "Spare change?" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1685 I think I overdressed for this speed bump job. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1686 Im calling in sick today. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1687 I'm the proverbial man in the street. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1688 No one said a 12 step program would be easy 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1689 When asked for his opinion on the new sidewalk, Wyatt quipped, “Not sure yet–let me sleep on it.” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1690 Yes, I do have Narcolepsy, why do you ask? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1691 Living off the grid is looking more appealing every day. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1692 Soft landing. Negative interest. Thank you Janet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1693 Pardon the inconvenience. I'm a work in progress. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1694 Who wants to get in on the ground floor? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1695 It's my Shavasana. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1696 Stress Yoga 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1697 At that moment, I thought a speed bump was a good idea. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1698 I feel like everyone walks all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1699 And how do you think a sustainable world will look like in 2050? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1700 I'm just trying to find that next level self-awareness. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1701 My name is M.C.Escher, I would like you to come to my new art gallery. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1702 I'm preparing for a career in politics. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1703 In the days before chalk outlines, police artists created 3D works that no one would erase afterwards. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1704 Best massage ever! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1705 "Occupy Whatever Space You Want To" - that's what I say. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1706 I'm what they mean when they say, 'The middle class is getting stepped on.' 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1707 Now it's starting to look like a bunny. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1708 When Banksy Rests 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1709 "Can it really be true that life is passing me by"? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1710 Lie here long enough and you meet everyone you know. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1711 Sorry I'm in the way, just step around, my fault entirely, dodgy ticker actually. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1712 And then I thought, "To heck with the fifteen minutes, I'll just take the fifteen square feet!" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1713 There just wasn't enough opportunity for lateral progression on Wall Street. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1714 Well Doc, I feel like people are walking all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1715 New York, New York! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1716 I run a grass root level campaign. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1717 Really? Literally? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1718 Hey, watch where you are walking! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1719 I'm not sure this crowdsourcing therapy is going to work. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1720 Hey, this gives me a whole new perspective on why people tend to walk all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1721 Before eminent domain, this is where my couch was. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1722 It's my back--it turns out my Mother stepped on a crack first. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1723 You're a pathetic lot, distracted by life's trivialities. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1724 I loafe and invite my soul; I lean and loafe at my ease observing these peers of summer pass. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1725 I'm the amended version of Mount RushMore. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1726 What's your sleep number? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1727 You are on Candid Camera. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1728 Anybody care to join me? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1729 'X,Y meets Z" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1730 I'm waiting for the chalk guy. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1731 I just like to be in the middle of things...makes me feel alive.... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1732 This is the last time I'll use Airbnb. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1733 TGIF 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1734 During Lunch, on the day of the Grammies, John decided to have his own Adele Moment. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1735 My therapist said I need a new perspective. I hate it. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1736 I guess I had more romantic notions of a ground floor opportunity. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1737 Step on me, break your mother’s knee. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1738 Watch your step there, buddy. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1739 (SINGING) "The way you crack my knee.... the way you soil my shirt....the memory of all that.....Oh, no, they can't take that away from me......" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1740 This is James Fillmore, live from New York, with our ultimate 'Man-On-The-Street' Report. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1741 Onwards and upwards! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1742 I'm Watching Your Step. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1743 When you said "office visits are extra" Doctor, I didn't realize you were speaking literally. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1744 Abdominal crunch flash mob anyone? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1745 Let's be careful with the tie. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1746 Then she told me to stop being everyone's door mat. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1747 Up to the minute traffic and weather. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1748 Deep tissue massage for Dummies! A little more lower and to the left… ahhhhh thank you!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1749 the alternative is dieting! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1750 Dress for the job you want, check. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1751 Middle Class "Matt" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1752 What's all the rush people? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1753 As you can see, my skills as an obstructionist make me the perfect congressional candidate. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1754 My relaxation app still has a few bugs to work out. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1755 Intrigued? Go to 'Larry'sLifeIsCrap.com.' 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1756 It's not a depression exactly, more an energy crisis. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1757 That's right, nothin' to see here, keep it movin', people. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1758 Very good! You're all learning to overcome obstacles! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1759 Job training for a Walmart employee. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1760 Please stay in a single line and exit right. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1761 Anybody got some chalk? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1762 Careful...white lives matter 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1763 life without a soulmate 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1764 Don't knock it till you've tried it... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1765 I'm in training for getting married next week 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1766 It's amazing that even here, New Yorkers are careful not to step on a reposed street-person, reporting live from lower Manhattan, Channel 9 News. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1767 It's a metaphor for something. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1768 ..me lazy! I'll show her. tomorrow; early next week, tops. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1769 I'm a pedestrian speed bump. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1770 I'm no different than the rest of you, just more comfortable. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1771 Finally, I have a different perspective on life. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1772 These fools continue to fight gravity, a fight they can never win. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1773 I'm practicing to be a professional obstructionist in the Senate. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1774 The punishment for spilling coffee on the new office rug. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1775 Well, that tears it. I really have to get a hammock. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1776 Hi! My name is Matt! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1777 It's either this or we put in a "turn about". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1778 Free business lesson- there's never a clear path to success! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1779 Don't tread on me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1780 I'm good. I lost my baloon. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1781 No, Thanks. Really, I'm fine. I'm just taking a moment to consider a Sanders' Supreme Court. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1782 Save our soles. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1783 My therapist said I need to feel under other people's feet for a change. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1784 That one looks like an elephant 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1785 The doctor said I should take it easy 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1786 I'm street art, and would you like to purchase life insurance? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1787 Who says you can't take a power nap in the city. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1788 So far, no one has actually stepped on me, renewing my faith in humanity. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1789 New York Fashion Week: Loafers back in style 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1790 A lying candidate isn't hard to spot. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1791 I know you get stepped on on your way to the top but this is taking it too far! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1792 Finders keepers, losers weepers! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1793 It's a new posture called Upward Facing Ex-employee. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1794 My last trip down under was a lot more enjoyable 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1795 This exercise was pointless - it's way better to look down on everyone. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1796 I just don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1797 That's right - go ahead - just walk all over me, see if I care. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1798 I'm a public employee. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1799 Can you spare any change for a new suit? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1800 And the Gulliver was marooned in the land of the Hurryhuhmns. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1801 Let it go... Let it go... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1802 I guess that's one way to become the center of attention. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1803 Congratulations! You're all ready to joint our firm as attorneys . 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1804 Nobody notices me because they're all so busy with their life. I am a invisible person. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1805 Somewhere over the rainbow... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1806 Hey look, that cloud looks like a bunny. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1807 Ah ! reminds me of old Times Square 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1808 My therapist told me this is the latest treatment for pathological lying. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1809 If you think your job is bad, try counting boogers for a living. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1810 Now that I've retired I miss being walked on. Thanks. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1811 I've got 99 problems but sleeping ain't one of them. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1812 Honestly, when I proposed just sitting back and watching the walkthrough, I never thought I'd enjoy it so much! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1813 My wife says I let people walk all over me. Maybe she's right. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1814 It was at that moment when Matt turned away from the bright light and looked back down at his lifeless body. "If only I'd spent more time at the office," he mused. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1815 I told my therapist that I was not going to let people push me around anymore. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1816 You have gum on the bottom of your shoe. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1817 Not a single pigeon this morning. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1818 Richard playing it cool after another botched suicide attempt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1819 I'm ready to talk about my mother, doc. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1820 Early field trials of pickpocket proof pants. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1821 There's no place like home......There's no place like home........There's no place like home 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1822 Are you sure you're CPR certified? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1823 Laid back in New York City 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1824 I'm protesting the 99%. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1825 Don't step on a crack! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1826 From this perspective, I can see Uranus. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1827 My shrink told me that I needed to do a little "sole searching". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1828 This is much cheaper than the massage parlor down the street 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1829 I would move, but the rent is so cheap. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1830 Don't mind me....just a super awesome student of the month millennial crushed by 160k in student debt on the sidewalk of broken dreams. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1831 I'm not crazy.I'm just difficult. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1832 I'm counting sheep. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1833 Don't mind me. Just trying to be irrelevant. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1834 Which cloud did you say looked like a jackass? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1835 It's the only real estate left in the city I could afford. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1836 Beam me up, Scotty. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1837 I tripped the light fantastic on the sidewalks of New York. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1838 I actually have no problem taking this lying down. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1839 My daughter is an art major at NYU. She calls this piece "Duped Dad." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1840 I gotta get my own place 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1841 It's cheaper than buying an Oculus Rift. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1842 Well, when I was born, my mom said "Welcome, Matt". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1843 Stop!" "Go back over me. I want to continue to grow. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1844 Don't mind me, just feeling a little rugged 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1845 Dr. Zemf's relaxation techniques were effective, but controversial. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1846 Because it's here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1847 This looked a lot more fun in 'Boyhood' 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1848 Bill soon realized he was letting people walk all over him. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1849 After awhile, Jim realized he had signed up for 'play rug' instead of 'play rugby'. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1850 They said I needed more experience for the job in the State Department 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1851 Once you go slack... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1852 Please, no heels. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1853 Bo-peep must be worried sick. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1854 Did he just call me Gulliver? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1855 My wife and my boss walks all over me, why not you people too. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1856 Hey, short skirts only, pal!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1857 Get a room. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1858 Hey Jack, be nimble! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1859 He just came crashing through the glass ceiling!!!!!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1860 My therapist said I let people walk all over me, so I'm trying to curb that. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1861 I just LOVE New York City. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1862 But only literally. Metaphorically, I feel quite appreciated. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1863 One more crunch or I'm heading to the gym. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1864 I'm engaged. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1865 After feeling trampled for so long, I'm finally looking up. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1866 It's only annoying when they stop. As you have! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1867 I prefer the gut, not the heart. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1868 "That's '#occupyelmstreet' when you've got a second. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1869 I take manspreading to a whole new level. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1870 Mother named me Matt, now look at me! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1871 In real estate location, location, location: In life perspective, perspective, perspective. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1872 I don't get this stay at home vacation idea. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1873 'Ok, then, I WILL lay down on the job." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1874 I'm trying to trip the light fantastic. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1875 We get the new intern. We get to walk all over the new guy. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1876 Bob's performance art of "The Most Beautiful Suicide" failed to elicit a response from the jaded public. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1877 They really did pave paradise and put up a parking lot. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1878 The gal at the massage parlor wanted to charge me $100 for this. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1879 It's just nice to be noticed. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1880 You wouldn't believe how many ladies don't wear underwear. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1881 Hey, watch where you're napping! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1882 Ooh, that one looks like a dragon! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1883 I was tired of people going behind my back. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1884 No, I'm not chalk art - I'm just tired. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1885 Day one of my "live your metaphors" challenge. After letting people walk all over me, I have to wear my heart on my sleeve and be a night owl. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1886 Consider it a wake up call... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1887 Shiatsu is $150 a session... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1888 Ahhh, the view is just as crappy down here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1889 I just love people-watching. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1890 I'm the poster boy for LaidBack.com 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1891 Now I know what Kipling meant when he wrote "If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1892 I think I'm starting to get the hang of this homeless thing. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1893 Lying down on the job is my job description. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1894 step step step 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1895 I'm protesting protesters! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1896 Please excuse my eminent domain request. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1897 Oh, look, another bunny! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1898 No I feel like just another man on the street. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1899 I never remember Lubbock being this fast paced. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1900 Yup, that's a piano, alright. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1901 I've had it with these inane roundabouts! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1902 So my wife thinks that the Human Resources Dept. is taking their title too literally ... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1903 Really, Dude. Your fly is down. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1904 I'm being trampled but things are looking up. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1905 Never voted my whole life and proud of it. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1906 I told you Yoga in the Park wouldn't work... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1907 Give me a job and I'll be out of your way. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1908 What, you never heard of vertical integration? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1909 It's still less crowded than Miami Beach. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1910 To relax I like to people watch. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1911 In deference to the SPCA, I have my workers jump over me as I go to sleep 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1912 Ahh to be a doormat for a day... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1913 Does anyone have a spare toothbrush? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1914 It's Matthias. But call me Matt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1915 Don't mind me. I'm not a super PAC. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1916 Mindlessness 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1917 Okay, who is the wise guy wearing the metal cleats? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1918 Instead of just drawing a crude outline of the victims body, the detective on this case really displayed some talent. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1919 Door mat she said, can you believe it? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1920 I needed a new perspective on life. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1921 This Sert's eye-view has its drawbacks... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1922 I'm fine…just resting. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1923 These two dimensional street artist drawings seem so real, I actually stepped over it~! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1924 You know what they say? "It's important to always stay grounded." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1925 Department of Public Works. Foot traffic survey. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1926 " WHO SAID PERVERT ' !! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1927 I'm not sure the "plein air" concept will work for urban office space. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1928 My doctor told me to get more rest. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1929 'The thing about John; he's just not street smart." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1930 What can I say, really? It is what it is. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1931 My dad always told me to get in on the ground floor then lie my way to the top. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1932 And there you have it, folks - urban empathy - from your man on the street.... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1933 I think that one cloud looks just like a stegosaurus 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1934 Just Relaxing 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1935 In a New York state of mind. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1936 He's been going at this for twelve years already. Says it's for a movie. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1937 It's the George Washington Slept Here tour. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1938 Raised by eagles, George Immerman looked forward to Tuesdays when his mother brought him his lunch. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1939 They wouldn't let me sleep on the train 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1940 The city that never sleeps? Not on my watch! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1941 This always happens at crunch time. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1942 At first I was skeptical but my career counselor was right. Things are beginning to look up from here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1943 I feel like I am flying in Coach. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1944 My colleagues always walk all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1945 Wow, and that one looks like an alligator. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1946 That one looks like a size nine. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1947 Many small steps for man, a giant leap backwards for mankind 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1948 Ah, city life! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1949 These 3-D police chalk drawings are really annoying. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1950 Your mother will thank me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1951 That cloud looks like a guy stepping over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1952 Hey! I'm trying to do situps here! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1953 Jane complains Dick lets people walk all over him. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1954 From my perspective, you look pretty silly yourself. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1955 A jackass? I think it looks like a bunny rabbit. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1956 I figured it's time to literally get walked all over. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1957 Now I get why they call it a manhole cover. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1958 It's performance art. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1959 My trainer said do as many sit-ups that you can in thirty minutes 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1960 Im high. And i dont care. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1961 Isn't this a James Turrell ceiling? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1962 I saw an ad online for Staycations. This was the cheapest. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1963 Hashtag siesta. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1964 This happens everytime we have to switch Cloud providers. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1965 The Crowd Sourcerer 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1966 How I miss the clouds in Big Sky Country. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1967 Watch it—I'm layin' here! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1968 ahhhhh.....melting pot..... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1969 Man I hope I remember this one when I wake up. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1970 Please watch your step. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1971 Hi, I represent the political establishment; you got a minute? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1972 Thye told me I was getting in on the ground floor 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1973 It's just like a massage, but free. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1974 I’m in training as a GOP candidate. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1975 ...depends on your point of view! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1976 I'm beginning to think that the assertiveness training exercises didn't work. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1977 At least I'm not a doormat. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1978 I must stop dreaming of New York. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1979 Oh. Do you need help with those groceries, Ma'am? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1980 How's this rat-race thing working out for y'all? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1981 I'm tired of being a doormat so I decided to take it on the road. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1982 Of course, this could just be a dream. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1983 So this is what it is like to be downtrodden. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1984 There's not even a moment's respite on the sidewalk to success. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1985 Oh how I love the bustle of the city! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1986 Is this what lying down on the job feels like, Courtney? Back to you in the studio. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1987 Oblivion No5, pour Homme 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1988 Star light, star bright first star I see tonight... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1989 But reverse planking has a much better view. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1990 I really gotta quit letting people walk all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1991 I said, 'a fly on the wall.' 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1992 Dow's down 650, but things are starting to look up. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1993 How am I supposed to do my sit ups with all this activity. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1994 Not the nipples. NOT THE NIPPLES!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1995 Hi, I'm Matt and I'll be your performance artist. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1996 Why do straight white guys always gotta get in the way? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1997 Let's pretend I'm chalk art, o.k.? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1998 Don't tread on me, buster! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1999 Yeah it's free but there's still a price per foot. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2000 That "Camping the Canyons of Wall Street" Groupon may have been a bad idea. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2001 Ahh, just like home. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2002 My doctor told me to relax between meetings 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2003 It's the not-in-your-face polling method. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2004 Yep, you need your nose hairs cut. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2005 I did it! I'm invisible! Ouch... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2006 Any witnesses? I am the first victim of a gravity wave. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2007 Star light, star bright. The first star I see tonight... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2008 "You're right. It does look like a bunny rabbit. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2009 The Pope blasts Trump, the Pope approves contraception, aaaah. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2010 We are in pre-production of our new Ab App. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2011 Urban casualty- Invisibility syndrome 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2012 You probably don't realize how hard it was to land on my back. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2013 You're blocking my sun, buddy! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2014 Thank you for stepping over me, thank you for ........ 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2015 I'm a government bureaucrat just doing my job. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2016 It's called sidewalk therapy. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2017 I see London. I see France. I see Lucy's underpants. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2018 'Get in on the ground floor,' they said. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2019 I'm anti-Tea Party, get it... Like, do tread on me!? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2020 I can't believe no one believed me that I had super powers. I'm obviously invisible! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2021 You're doing a great job, Matt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2022 Nobody knows the trouble... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2023 La, la - la, la - la, you don't really exist anymore. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2024 Choosing to stay in the moment, Jeffrey still had to be aware of pigeons overhead. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2025 The backup on 57th and Lex is now looking up, but we still suggest you tread lightly. Back to you, Jim 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2026 I might need an ice bucket after this challenge. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2027 New York, New York! It's a helluva town! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2028 Sir, that's not what they meant by Occupy Wall Street. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2029 I took the afternoon off. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2030 Well doc, the hallucinations are getting better but that mysterious pain in my back is getting worse. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2031 A helluva town, this City that doesn't sleep! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2032 I don't understand it. How can you ever get sick of this? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2033 ...and that one looks like Mount Rushmore! Is anyone else seeing this?!? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2034 That severance package isn't quite what I expected. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2035 And there's a cloud that looks just like my psychiatrist. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2036 This is my fetish. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2037 We all need to slow down, relax, and appreciate the world around us. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2038 you're right; it really does look like the opposite of ants from here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2039 ...and THAT one looks like a giant castle with a MAN'S nose shooting across it! Isn't this way more fun than the park? ...Uh, are you still playing, son? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2040 The Piltdown Man is not a fake. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2041 My therapist said I should let people walk all over me more. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2042 Bill, it's me, Marty! I was hoping our paths would cross again. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2043 Just be careful, it’s for the new Abramovic exhibition. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2044 If you want to know the city, you have to study the clouds. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2045 Why do I keep getting stepped over for promotion? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2046 What's your story? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2047 Y'all sure have some pricey hotels in this here city. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2048 Wasn't long ago when a Wall Street banker commanded a lot more respect 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2049 I have come to the conclusion that cement is harder than asphalt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2050 Occupy Park Avenue! Join the OPA movement and let's change street parking rules forever! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2051 I DID select a new Sleep Number. Can this be right? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2052 This must be how to feels to be President. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2053 Occasionally a guy just has to drop out of the rat race. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2054 I'm bringing the GOP's plans for obstructionism to the streets 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2055 I prefer sexual objectification. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2056 Let’s see how YOU like being occupied! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2057 Ha! Made you look. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2058 "Sure enough, things are looking up.? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2059 I'm exercising (loosely) one of my constitutional rights. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2060 I see a duckie and a whale and or look, a dragon 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2061 You know my last girlfriend used to call me a doormat... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2062 I was born to be an urban legend. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2063 Wall Street? No, this is Fall Street. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2064 I try to work shavasana into my daily routine. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2065 Some point of views are just dirty 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2066 I thought you guys used some kind of bicycle type thing in this class. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2067 I'm literally floored. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2068 I'm a middle of the roader. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2069 Will do sit-ups for food. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2070 People in this city will walk all over you if you let them. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2071 This many roommates and the rent is still too high. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2072 Wow, I don't think I've ever REALLY seen the sky before. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2073 I coulda done this full time if I didn't get into business 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2074 My office doesn't allow power naps. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2075 Yes, everything does look up from here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2076 Come on, think of your mother's back! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2077 I'm beneath you walking over me 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2078 It's really a kids game, but you're welcome to try it. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2079 Maybe a less busy sidewalk would be more relaxing..... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2080 Sometimes you just have to slow down and enjoy life. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2081 I call it "Frugal Street View". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2082 I decided to stop moping, get off the couch and among people. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2083 Don't mind me. I'm just a chalk illusion. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2084 Trimming that stubborn tummy fat was never so easy 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2085 Not sure if this Urban Meditation fad will ever gain traction 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2086 I'm working my way up to wallflower. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2087 Its a new match making technique from Danny Bonaduce. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2088 ....and that cloud looks like a puppy dog. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2089 I knew I was a pushover, but I never thought they'd actually walk all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2090 I'm testing a whole new approach to giving people a feel for upward mobility. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2091 Don't mind me, I'm just trying to see Uranus. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2092 No worries, dude. I shorted everything, so I'm chill. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2093 Without the other Occupiers it's really quite lonely. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2094 It's performance art. Oh, I'm the middle class... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2095 I love New York. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2096 One giant leap for mankind. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2097 Iiiiiiiiii love a parAAAAAAAde! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2098 Herbert always did enjoy being the center of attention. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2099 Eventually, this will catch on. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2100 I'm testing the Ted Cruz theory of "New York Values". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2101 I feel irrelevant. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2102 This is a much better place to nap than the subway! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2103 I'm a Wall Street Executive Masochist. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2104 Life is sweet on the sunny side of the street 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2105 Guess I didn't have to be embarrassed about falling down. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2106 So I thought, 'Why bother going up 42 stories just to come right back down again'. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2107 Empathy has its limits. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2108 Yeah, I like it very firm--my Sleep Number is WAY off the dial. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2109 Swing your partner round and round, turn your corner upside down. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2110 Jim decides to leave the rat race behind! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2111 Stand me up and I'm a model citizen just like you. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2112 Step 1: Imagine myself on a Caribbean beach... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2113 Don't knock it till you try it. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2114 Anyone catch the number of that scooter? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2115 I have to say, things are looking up... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2116 Don't mind me I'm just conducting a study in economical masseurs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2117 Good morning sir, I'm doing an informal man -on -the street interview. How's it going? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2118 Sometimes a rat race rat needs to make a pit stop. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2119 I just miss the way we used to monitor traffic on a site... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2120 This is not what I meant by being, "Being run over by Life". 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2121 Do you ever feel like you let people just walk all over you. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2122 I'm working on my mindfulness. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2123 It's the way I meditate. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2124 I started doing it for the abject depression. I keep doing it for the upskirts. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2125 I outsourced my bootstraps! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2126 I’m proving Heisenberg’s uncertainty principle. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2127 I call it "Urban-Foraged Shiatsu"... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2128 My wife's right! I DO let people walk all over me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2129 Caution! Man at Work! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2130 Now I see what you see in Donald Trump. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2131 I'm a lobbyist. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2132 It's not every day you run across guys like this. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2133 Thank you. It's nice of you to bring me a pillow> 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2134 1) You're overextending your stride, 2) your fly is up, and 3) Happy National Margarita Day! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2135 Matt. What's your name? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2136 Clouds sure look different when you're an adult. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2137 Say, you wouldn't happen to have a pillow, would you? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2138 She keeps saying I let people walk all over me...where's she getting that? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2139 Another victim of "urban martyr syndrome" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2140 I guess I just feel like the world is passing me by. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2141 Two more minutes, and I'll be as good as new. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2142 It's a working vacation. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2143 Yipee! Only two hours to rush hour. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2144 Owwwmmmmmmmmmmmm. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2145 My cubicle is a bit cramped, and I needed to stretch my legs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2146 Birdman's ending, director's cut. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2147 Cool, I am invisible, nobody sees me. I can do whatever I do. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2148 Trump lost my vote. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2149 Hurry up! Woof, woof! Come on! Step on it! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2150 Joe liked to get away from the office at crunch time. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2151 Step on a crack and break your mother's, I mean, my back. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2152 Come on people, let's all just relax! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2153 At this point... why not. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2154 And that cloud looks like a man! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2155 Not my best airbnb stay, but also not my worst. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
2156 Retire, turn on, tune in, drop out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2157 I just want to lie on this sidewalk and be a friend to man. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2158 I'm expecting a drone delivery. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2159 Maybe I should rethink sales as a career path 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2160 How to be invisible in NYC. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2161 What's not to love? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2162 If I'm gonna get walked all over, it's gonna be on *my* terms. ["my" in italics] 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2163 "Occupy Main Street," that's what. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2164 Im learning to relax, step-by-step. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2165 Whoa! That was a close one! Have you considered comprehensive personal accident coverage? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2166 A real Dionne Warwick moment, walk on by. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2167 Dog: "It really is a dog-eat-dog world." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2168 Penny for your thoughts. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2169 Slow down - you move too fast. You've got to make the morning last. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2170 (music notes) "...On a Sunday morning sidewalk, I'm wishing, Lord, that I was stoned..." (music notes) 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2171 Step on a crack, break my MOTHER'S back...oh what the hell, go for it anyway. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2172 Exactly like how they treat me in my office! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2173 Recent aerial photography now supports the STANLEY-WASN'T-ALWAYS-FLAT theory. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2174 I'm still have faith in trickle-down economics. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2175 Look, guys, if I don't honor my pledge that would be a disgrace. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2176 I love my family. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2177 Can a guy get any peace and quiet? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2178 I hope the crowds abate before the meteor shower begins. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2179 Ground control to Major Tom... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2180 My wife says I let people walk all over me...do you think that's true? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2181 My shrink said this would help me understand income inequality. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2182 Yodel dee, yodel dye; what a beautiful sky. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2183 Only four years and 364 days, and I'll own this block. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2184 If you were class conscious, you would lay down too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2185 My 1 percent movement doesn't seem to be catching on. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2186 I've never noticed how blue the sky is. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2187 I have decided to take control of my fate. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2188 Ferragamo? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2189 Stupid is as stupid does buddy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2190 Sorry, folks, but I just need some "me" time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2191 When I'm stressed out I make like the beach. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2192 You gotta know when to fold 'em. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2193 My Sidewalk Supervisor position certainly keeps life in perspective. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2194 NIMBY's in motion. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2195 Should've gone to Miami for vacation 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2196 Let's see where this leads - I started Occupy Wall Street like this. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2197 I'm part of the walking over Wall Street pilot program. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2198 Maybe I took a wrong turn getting to Central Park 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2199 Caution, walk across. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2200 Typical Bankers or Banksy? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2201 Careful, it's not permanent press. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2202 Oh I see. You think you all are above me?! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2203 Now that I've said 'no' to the rat race ...I'm hungry. Does anyone have a piece of a piece of cheese? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2204 OK it was a Ponzi scheme! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2205 I am NOT walking here. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2206 After you stomp me, sir, will you agree to do a 2-question survey on what you enjoyed most and why? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2207 Step on a crack, break your broker's back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2208 That''s one small step for man, one giant leap.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2209 You just don't get this view of the streetlights out in the country. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2210 I usually do this in front of the subway doors while I post things online. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2211 Pro: dropped pizza. Con: boot to the groin. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2212 Hey buddy, can you cut me some slack? I just spent 4 years in the ocean, swam 1000 miles upriver, and just want a little action. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2213 Sorry guys but there was a drastic cut in my vacation time 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2214 Step on a crack, break my back. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2215 I spy with my little eye... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2216 Hurry up, will ya? Your blocking my view of the bunny rabbit cloud! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2217 My psychologist said I need to enhance my feelings. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2218 I'd say not so much 'the horns of a dilemma' as 'heading off on a tangent'. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2219 So what do think, better than a handprint? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2220 They told me I'd be getting in on the ground floor. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2221 Yeah, I'd let my kids eat off of the street. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2222 And . . . freeze! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2223 They're all pursuing happiness. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2224 They call me Navy Jack. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2225 Have a good one! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2226 We're going to build a wall, Folks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2227 It smells like a fish market down here. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2228 Laissez-Faire Capitalism 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2229 Does this mean I'm fired, Mr. Trump? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2230 Just call me congress. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2231 Relaxation is a state of mind. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2232 I stepped on a crack and broke my back. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2233 Y’ever have a day where you simply can’t be bothered to do even the teeniest goddamn thing? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2234 It only took three days of ignoring to convince Tom he was actually invisible. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2235 You guys probably think I'm mad about this, but actually I think this whole situation is hilarious. In fact, it's even more funny to me that you think I'm mad. Because I'm not mad. Not at all. I'm laughing right now, about all of this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2236 Wow, Alex told us he was unafraid of hard work. Look, like Daniel in the den of lions, he lays down next to it, and sleeps like a bay, trusting in his Federal Worker's Union to take care of him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2237 But I am working. My job is to count pedestrian traffic at this spot. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2238 I am fulfilling my dream of being like my congressman, a blockage to the regular folks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2239 I think I'm experiencing an egotistical lust to be universally noticed. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2240 Don't tread on me. I'm a Tea Partier. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2241 I'm blooming where I was planted. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2242 President Trump. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2243 Higher! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2244 Unbelievable! Waiting to be cuffed here at my bank since 2008. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2245 Does this remind anyone of our foreign policy? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2246 No need to worry, I'm a politician and landed on my billfold. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2247 my world has many charactersw 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2248 Yes, I'm sure this photo of me will go viral on Facebook! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2249 Nyah nyah nyah, I can't hear you. Or see you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2250 Me so hooaaaannnnnnyyyyyy 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2251 Vote for Mac Conroy. Vote for Mac Conroy. I can't say I've walked IN your shoes, but I can say I've been walked ON by them...vote for Mac Conroy... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2252 So this is what they mean by trickle-down economics... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2253 Sometimes you just gotta go with it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2254 No problem, I’m just contemplating Desiderata and the noisy confusion of life. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2255 He can't wait to get to the beach. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2256 Excuse me! I'm lying here. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2257 I'll be home shortly, I've installed the transportation App. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2258 People, people who need people, Are the luckiest people in the world. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2259 Forced perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2260 Bernie Sanders is raising funds with this Donald Trump 2-D ollar poster. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2261 I was warned if I entered politics I would be walked all over. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2262 Anyone seen Mamie O'Rourke? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2263 This is so much better than stop and mock! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2264 Ah! Peace and quiet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2265 Tonight this will still be the best spot to see the 4th of July fireworks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2266 Aaaah, urban America. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2267 Occupy Wall Street was never like this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2268 You cant keep letting people walk all over you. I thought you were going places? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2269 I am tired of being an outlier. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2270 "Like a bridge over troubled waters, I will lay me down." is just a metaphor. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2271 I talk the talk! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2272 This whole meditation thing isn't what it's cracked up to be. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2273 This reminds me of my last marriage. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2274 This place mate feels squishy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2275 I'd rather have people literally walking over me than figuratively at work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2276 I'm trying to get smaller. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2277 Can you keep it down please...the noise, not your foot. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2278 I think of myself as a human speed bump. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2279 I'm always chasing rainbows... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2280 Alright, folks, this Velcro Wall shindig is a blast! But...who tipped over the trash basket? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2281 I'm detecting microagression - not sure I feel safe. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2282 So, guess you guys haven't heard about this new lunchtime serial novelist skywriter? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2283 That's okay. I'm used to be walked on all over. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2284 Tan lines won't be a problem. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2285 "And that one looks like a desk, and that one is Linda from accounting, and-- ooh! the really fluffy, lumpy one looks like my jackass former boss." I now regret telling Dale to "relax-- maybe go look at some clouds" when I fired him. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2286 Hey Buddy, No Shavasana allowed on the sidewalks." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2287 Carl's oxycodone prescription ran out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2288 My therapist said I need to change the way I look at the world…and it is working. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2289 This is an interesting perceptive. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2290 Step-on-my-face-book.swk 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2291 I know congress doesn't get much accomplished, but they have to be in the way? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2292 Urban sprawl finally reached me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2293 Thank you Guiliani 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2294 What's the point? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2295 Well, since you asked, I have a meeting at twelve and needed my suit pressed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2296 "I tried getting away from it all but now I just go with the flow.' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2297 Look, the rules are I have to be dead before you can step over my body. OK? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2298 20-Jan-17 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2299 It's cheaper than the sessions with my Mistress. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2300 I am a member of the Silent Majority....and I vote. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2301 Directly above us is a cloud shaped like a duck and that must be acknowledged and appreciated by someone. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2302 'Street tells me it's my lowest offer. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2303 Watch out – I have bedbugs. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2304 Try being walked on by another man's shoes. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2305 Begin your yoga sequence by aligning yourself with the Dow Jones index. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2306 Dickie, hasn't this hazing gone a little too far? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2307 Who'd thought the 'middle of the road' would be so busy... Hope I'm not in anyone's way. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2308 Oh my God! Clouds look like bunnies even in New York! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2309 Take a bow, James, I think we can say you've hit bottom. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2310 You're always yelling "don't let people walk all over you" actually it feels pretty good!!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2311 My psychiatrist said I'm a human door mat, but I consider myself more of a speed bump. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2312 One story at a time: Under-Humans of New York 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2313 Park Ave? Maybe it was take a nap at Central Park? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2314 Where's my wife with that needle and thread? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2315 Tourists. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2316 Bernie Sanders says circle the wagon and keep Mr Big Bucks in check. We can make it happen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2317 IKEA's SIDEWÄLKSENG bed...best part, no assembly required. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2318 I felt invisible, so I resigned on the spot. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2319 I'm for The Donald. Don't Tread on Me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2320 Et tu, Brute? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2321 It's OK, this is part of my Middle Management Training. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2322 Yep, should suit grandma perfectly 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2323 Are the political debates over? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2324 I blame my parents for naming me Matt. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2325 I guess my ex-wife and that therapist we're right; I do let people walk over me! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2326 I came up with this thing: Occupation Wall Street Sidewalk. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2327 Don't look down on me. You've been here, too. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2328 Sometimes I like to be reminded of what the world will look like when the market crashes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2329 Seven eight, don't be late... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2330 Ah—much less lonely down here. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2331 Next time, I should tweet this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2332 It's a walk stoppage. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2333 I wish you can look at this from my perspective. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2334 My boss said, 'Go out and get the company idea off the ground.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2335 My Apple iNap alert went off. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2336 Hmmm, I may have to re-think this performance artist career. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2337 Ok, so you're too busy to see me in plan view! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2338 Higher still! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2339 I my be down, but things are lookin' up. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2340 That lunch was absolutely supine! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2341 My Occupy Wall Street Sidewalk movement is encountering headwinds. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2342 I'm starting to think Shiatsu massage isn't for me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2343 It's good to be at the center of attention. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2344 A flash mob people pleaser expression. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2345 "Manhole" [with 'Man" in italics] 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2346 fitbit malfunction 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2347 Was that the old lady from next door? "Woof" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2348 ?? I'm not your stepping stone ???? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2349 Don't even pretend you're not jealous of my core! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2350 'Walk a mile—,' they say. But then what? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2351 Relax!!Life goes on. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2352 That's life. Riding high in April, shot down in May. But I'll be back on top in June. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2353 Walden: Fury Road 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2354 My other house is a box. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2355 I'm Jeb Bush and I'm too big to flail. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2356 Ah, 90 degrees in the shade New York style. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2357 Finally, some peace and quiet away from the wife and kids. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2358 Hey, watch where you're going! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2359 Peril of a one-dimensional presidential candidate. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2360 Why don't you follow the lines? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2361 Oh no! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2362 It works for me. Ask your doctor if Ambeyond is good for you. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2363 Well, it was either this or take the summons for not scooping it up. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2364 An attempt at a contemporaneous presentation of Samuel Beckett's "Waiting for Godot", "Quad" and "Endgame" proved totally disastrous. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2365 I'm leaving today. I want to depart from it. Those vagabond shoes trod on me every day. I cannot sleep because the hill was too steep. These big city blues are melting away. So bye bye to ole New York, New York! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2366 My Doc says not to worry unless it feels like someone is stepping on my chest 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2367 Yes, it's a 12 step program and stay off the cracks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2368 My doctor said I have external obstruction. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2369 Ok, so maybe I AM your stepping stone. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2370 This performance art stuff is getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2371 I win by not losing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2372 Counting sheeple always helps me fall asleep. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2373 Twenty four hours from now, I'll have traveled 24,901 miles without a single step. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2374 Bill immediately noticed the benefits of yoga. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2375 A day in the life of a Trump supporter. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2376 Hey, did you watch the debate last night? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2377 This cartoon is for the drones. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2378 I just realized my insurance covers sidewalk accidents. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2379 Y'know, things DO look different from this end of the skyscraper! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2380 What are you looking at? Move your ass I am on a brake 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2381 If I had a face like yours, I' d be grouchy, too. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2382 My name is Matt...Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2383 Finally...shavasana time 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2384 Sometimes it's nice to exercise my white male privilege. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2385 Don't ever underestimate the importance of proper digestion, people! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2386 Quick, get to your spots! We'll never make it to the Northeast division's 'outdoor human compass' finals like this! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2387 Just lying down on the job.. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2388 Hey pal, can I interest you in a reverse mortgage? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2389 This is how I feel when my wife tells me I'm a doormat ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2390 I'm just a small hurdle to the middle class. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2391 GO AHEAD,EVERYBODY ELSE DOES. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2392 Nobody gives two f*cks for GOP candidates, anymore. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2393 I'm working on my sidewalk and chill. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2394 After the brutal bear attack I've been wary of vultures. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2395 I think I prefer a more verticle perspective. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2396 I just needed a nap; I was sure no one would notice. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2397 I got tired of everyone walking all over me – now I’ve got them all walking over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2398 Things are topsy-turvy, from my perspective. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2399 These Airbnb rentals are getting out of hand! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2400 All they do is stomp and stare 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2401 Help? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2402 Just trying to figure out how Donald Trump felt after his fourth bankruptcy 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2403 Who's up for some flash mindfulness? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2404 In this economy, it’s good to get in on the ground floor. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2405 No I don't need any help, I'm fine just as I am! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2406 ... So I figure I'm one of the lucky ones; The rest of the gang from the "Human Speed Bump" dept. are on Wall Street ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2407 I just can't stand it anymore. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2408 Walk over me all you want. At least I'm not a push over anymore. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2409 I'm tired of people stepping all over the 1% 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2410 You know, I coulda' been a contender! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2411 Where have all the hours gone, long time passing Where have all the hours gone, long time ago Gone to busyness everyone, when will we ever learn, when will we ever learn 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2412 I've waited four years to do this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2413 Never a dull moment 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2414 Mr Johnston discovers the power of hypnosis....."I am dog poop step on me and i will ruin your day....yes i will ruin your day....i am dog poop step on me and...... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2415 Ugh! Another ripped seam! Holey soles, frayed hems, open flies - the underside of the city is not a pretty sight. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2416 I do my best thinking when I’m alone. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2417 Our research team is studying this "new normal" thing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2418 I certainly am learning to appreciate sidewalk art. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2419 Hello. I am a holographic art object representing a happy business man after being laid off. I was designed to help determine if you find me humorous, appropriate or objectionable. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2420 ?? Don't go chasing waterfalls ... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2421 I'm celebrating New York values. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2422 My therapist said I need to get a little perspective. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2423 It's the same story at the office. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2424 Talk about being society's doormat...I guess I'm it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2425 But I'm not just an empty suit!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2426 I had sex last night. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2427 I'm a Performance Artist doing Richard Sera vs Chris Burden. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2428 I can't believe it! I won the Powerball lottery! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2429 I'M MEETING MY DRONE AT THIS LOCATION. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2430 I escaped from a fish farm - you'd probably prefer that locally-sourced, wild fellow. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2431 Don't tread on me, I'm from New Hampshire. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2432 I'll show YOU man-spreading! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2433 If trump can take a house for a parking lot, why can't I take a sidewalk for a bedroom? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2434 I said, 'PAY NO ATTENTION TO ME.' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2435 Man, just look at these clouds 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2436 Ow! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2437 Honey we forgot about the kids 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2438 They said the streets are paved with Gord, so I'm just doing my part. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2439 I thought he was going back to Jersey to take a deep breath? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2440 Just my little way of facilitating attentiveness, coordination, and annoyance toleration. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2441 Wake me when the election's over. No, wait. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2442 It's not man-spreading; it's just the way I'm most comfortable. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2443 Huh - that one looks like the underside of someone's chin, too! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2444 Ah, a little higher.... Oh, man, that feels great!" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2445 The body of the body-politic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2446 Right foot blue. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2447 His boss told him to "Stop and smell the roses" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2448 You should see it from my perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2449 "I'm just the 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2450 Now this is the way to get your steps in! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2451 So this is what it now feels like to be Jeb Bush. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2452 Gotta love savasana! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2453 It always helps to get a different perspective on life in the City. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2454 I'm your last hurdle. Long jump's around the corner. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2455 I live in a NYC apartment. I feel at home here! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2456 My therapist suggested this might improve my empathy 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2457 My shrink told me to suppress my ego! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2458 I’d have to say . . . things are looking up! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2459 O n e...t w o... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2460 Do we care? Ahhh no! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2461 My wife wants me to understand how it feels to have people walking all over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2462 Thank you for respecting my personal space. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2463 Kicking off your project on a crowdfunding site is far from guaranteed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2464 . . . and that was the first time that I felt truly detached from myself and my surroundings. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2465 My name is Matt with a double 'T'! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2466 Now that I am down, nobody kicks me anymore. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2467 Well, Dr. Ralston, this is just a shot in the dark, but did you, by any chance, mention anything to my husband about needing to face his fears of everyone walking all over him? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2468 The view from the glass ceiling. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2469 Hello, it's me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2470 How's the weather up there? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2471 Last puddle before the office; you're good now boss! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2472 She said, "Go to a peaceful place." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2473 Still kicking the can I see... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2474 "Why do people walk all over me"? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2475 how long until I qualify for a tumblr? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2476 Ah, so THIS is what it feels like to be a nobody... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2477 I missed my bed by about 10 feet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2478 its too loud in the city 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2479 Sometimes I just like to lie back and watch the world go by. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2480 I love being Floor Delacour! (It's from the fourth Harry Potter.) 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2481 So now we're playing ring-around-the rosie AND jack-be-nimble, jack-be-quick, jack jump over my candlestick. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2482 What? I'm Catman in disguise; where do you expect me to sleep? In a bed? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2483 People be trippin' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2484 I'm fine, I just decided to take today lying down. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2485 Hey, everyone needs a vacation! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2486 I enjoy making eye contact. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2487 Don't mind me, I'm in the zone 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2488 Okay, so maybe I do have some masochistic tendencies. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2489 Sometimes you just have to stop and smell the Florsheims. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2490 Midnight cowboy was then. Everyone is assidiously ignoring the obvious 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2491 We're re-evaluating the firm's footprint from the ground up! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2492 Watch your step, mind the gap 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2493 I'm just a sidewalk goofball named Leroy. Hooboy! Leroy's back in town. Wait until Hillary wins. Hooboy! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2494 Climbing the corporate ladder 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2495 Doctor, I have a recurring dream where nobody pays attention to me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2496 Watch the pocket! I still have some Twinkies! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2497 Looks like he had one too many drinks last night. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2498 Trump's in town again 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2499 So I said to myself... "Self, existentialism IS overrated." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2500 Ignore him, Marge, he's trying to look up the skirt of the Stature of Liberty. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2501 I figured this was more expedient. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2502 What's hoppin? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2503 Horsepersons, Pass By 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2504 Humans of New York. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2505 Wait! You haven't heard of Occupy Wall Street: The Sequel? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2506 I finally made it--I'm on Wall Street. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2507 Even out of work I'm still getting stepped on. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2508 It was to be a polar bear but PETA intervened. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2509 That's OK. Ignore the fact that I just fell out of a second floor window. I'm sure you all have important places to go and important places to be. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2510 This is depressing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2511 Don't look so surprised...if we could learn to treat the Earth so kindly. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2512 Yep...they're real! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2513 Why? That's easy." My broker-therapist-realtor said, "Get in on the ground floor. Hit rock bottom. Location, location, location. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2514 No one stops to appreciate the different shapes of the smog anymore. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2515 Boxers or briefs? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2516 Do I have Bernie Sanders to thank for this? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2517 Bob recalls a conversation with his broker about a year earlier... "Commodities, Bob - That's where you should be, commodities! Oil can't possibly go any lower than it is now! Let's get you in on the ground floor, while you still can!" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2518 Tenth Avenue Chill-Out -- got my back to the ground. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2519 I've decided to crowdsource my therapy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2520 It's OK. He's too big to fail. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2521 Calling occupants of interplanetary, most extraordinary craft.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2522 When your only tool is a heel, everyone looks like a rug. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2523 Actually, I prefer Matthew. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2524 I'm practicing how my work day will be with Bernie in the White House. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2525 Beauty Bath take me away 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2526 Wow, that cloud looks like an angry businessman! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2527 Let everyone else spring forward, I'm sleeping in. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2528 ONE UNSEEN BIRD TO SECOND UNSEEN BIRD: "Aren't you glad they don't have wings." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2529 I'm not moving til Hillary wins! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2530 I dare you to try this wearing a lumberjack flannel. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2531 " My wife keeps telling me to ' Just stop and smell the roses.' Got any roses?'' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2532 Now I lay me down to sleep/And pray the Lord my soul to keep/And if I die before I wake/ Yellow is the cab to take. Hopscotch is a racialist term. Bewails too. Did someone lose a tampon? Hie, ye foreshortened people. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2533 Hurry Sid! I'm on step nine of the 'Overachievers Support Program'. You're the last one! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2534 Even Frank's attempts at self-care left him feeling walked all over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2535 Just stop and smell the roses! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2536 "Step on my Crack and you win a special prize". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2537 ''Narcolepsy in the city.'' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2538 Next time I get a suit I won't buy the floor model 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2539 They really will walk all over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2540 I'm not feeling at all sleepy, so could you send the REAL sheep back? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2541 The Great American Lunch Break. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2542 This is the only way I can stop looking at my phone. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2543 Airing has really grown too fast. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2544 I don't care what they say, there's something very nice about being incognito! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2545 Because when I'm in the office, my managers walk all over me anyway. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2546 I've been putting this off long enough. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2547 See? If you lie down on the job they'll walk all over you 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2548 Another day, another dollar. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2549 I'm collecting for narcolepsy research. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2550 ? bum bum...bum bum...My Daddy Staten Island, my Momma Long Island. You mix that Guido with that Yente make a NEW YORKER MAN!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2551 Almost everything depends on your point of view. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2552 Hey! Stop ignoring me, I "mat"ter! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2553 I said to myself to hell with the rat race: it stops right now. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2554 I should have kept my personal umbrella policy. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2555 Even streetwalkers lie down on the job sometimes ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2556 The view is great from down here! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2557 Our newest studio, now open! #urbanmeditation 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2558 Where’s Escher when you need him? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2559 "That's one large leap for mankind." Submitted by Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, NY 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2560 At last, I can start singing the Etta James standard! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2561 My yoga teacher was right. This DOES give me a different perspective on the world. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2562 It's an entry level position! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2563 Brother, can you spare a Daimler AG prospectus and $25 million in March 30th call options? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2564 Ah casual Friday 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2565 I'm sick and tired of New York, but I'm not going to go back to Peoria until somebody notices me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2566 It's so peaceful to lie here and look up at the Empire State Building. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2567 I had a nightmare of silly bustling all around me when I awoke from my nightmare it was a reality! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2568 It seemed like a good idea in the beer commercial. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2569 gosh , some people just think it's all about them ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2570 At least it's rent controlled. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2571 After Donald Trump left The Apprentice, I decided to take up a new past time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2572 I was doing okay until the pig got up and slowly walked away. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2573 I have man-spread my privilege under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my entitlement. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2574 I like letting people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2575 What's the rush? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2576 Look Jim! I see something blue. Never mind, Its not a care in the world. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2577 Keep moving, I'll get more Facebook shares if everyone ignores me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2578 Today I'm operating from a larger perspective. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2579 Smile, you're on Candid Camera. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2580 analog invader of privacy 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2581 And they said a Liberal Arts degree would be worthless! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2582 East side ..west side... all around the town! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2583 In your haste, forget ye not to behold the soft squares of sky patterning overhead. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2584 Some days it's just easier to assume the position. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2585 Anybody spare a dime? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2586 I'm trying to raise awareness against the bottom 99% 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2587 Charles was afflicted with a rare condition called compulsive meditation. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2588 Your aura tickles. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2589 So far, I can't say much for "try to gain a new perspective." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2590 Hey, watch it! I'm man-sprawling here! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2591 Don't mind me- just getting a head start on Bernie's America. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2592 Sometimes you just have to say , "I'm not going to play by your rules." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2593 I don't know why I keep letting people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2594 Welcome to Walmart. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2595 Paving the Way 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2596 I’m not moving until this sidewalk gets cleaned. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2597 (singing) "It's quiet uptown, it's quiet uptown...” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2598 The parapelegic's long commute. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2599 Life's a beach. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2600 "Reminds me of the good times working on Wall Street". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2601 Everyone should take time to smell the roses. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2602 Just trying to get to the bottom of things, Mom. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2603 You've all heard of casual Fridays,well I'm organizing protest Mondays 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2604 You wouldn't believe the view from down here! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2605 I am just tired of waiting for people to offer a hand. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2606 I expect the G.O.P. any time now. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2607 Soon enough I'll be promoted to full-time sidewalk with benefits. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2608 I'm starting a new urban movement: Sidewalk Siestas. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2609 My wife was right. New York Democrats have no sense of humor about Trump. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2610 My therapist suggested that I look at things from a different perspective. In retrospect, I think he meant it figuratively. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2611 The geese in formation look best from this angle. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2612 I feel like no one notices me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2613 Hustle, bustle, toil and scrub. Hustle, bustle, toil and scrub. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2614 What a great view--good to know everybody cares. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2615 What fools these mortals be! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2616 "Just Chillin"! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2617 This is the sidewalk of terror! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2618 "The Who" in Cincinnati. Remember? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2619 Have you guys ever considered how ridiculous you must appear in the eye of the Great Parrot? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2620 Spring at the park 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2621 A little to the right. Up a little. Ooooooh, right there! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2622 Just protecting my mom's crack. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2623 More whilte privilege! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2624 At least they're stepping over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2625 It's that Great Dane leaving his Big and Bold BarkBox chew toys on the sidewalk again. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2626 It is said, The secret of getting ahead is getting started. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2627 Extreme final savasana. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2628 Consequences of the Open Office. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2629 Little do they know, there's a grenade in my pocket. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2630 I'm not homeless, I'm just sentimental. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2631 I tie the room together. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2632 I call it my congressional stance! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2633 You wouldn't believe what people have on the bottom of their shoes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2634 Just needed a taste of home. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2635 I think I fall asleep faster counting sheep. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2636 Oh, nothing much! What's going on around you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2637 So far your the highest! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2638 'Tis the reprobate recumbent life for me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2639 The end is at hand. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2640 Geez...I feel like cholesterol! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2641 Going shall be used with feet, 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2642 Hey, watch the iPhone! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2643 To think that you people are missing these beautiful cloud formations, really irks me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2644 ? Blue skies/Smiling at me/Nothing but blue skies/Do I see ? ? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2645 (singing) ". . . Cellophane, Mister Cellophane, should have been my name . . . " 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2646 This performance art stuff is overrated. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2647 Oh, sure... "Go early," you say. "We'll beat the traffic." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2648 My ex-wife suggested this crowd-sourced massage idea. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2649 These pavement drawings are getting really lifelike 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2650 My little town blues are melting away... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2651 Jeb Bush! Third time's the charm! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2652 You're fired! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2653 Are you sustainable? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2654 He said he was pure Persian, and to think I doubted him! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2655 Sure I'm not making as much money as I used to, but there's a lot of civic fulfillment that comes from being a superdelegate. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2656 Well, excuse ME, Mr. High and Mighty. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2657 I'm filibustering until November. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2658 Aren't we friends on Facebook? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2659 Home, home on the range.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2660 Good news- I ws able to afford a bit of sidewalk on Market Street. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2661 Ohhhh my goshhh! Stop trampling me its just a Wednesday!!!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2662 Urban Power Nap 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2663 Could someone make sure my hoverboard doesn't get run over? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2664 Nobody care about me in the town. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2665 It's easier than what happens at work. This is just a metaphor. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2666 Don't blame me -- I didn't choose to be a visionary! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2667 I'm okay, thanks. We're training for the Urban Daily Life Olympics. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2668 Look Up! the end is near! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2669 Woof…wowa! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2670 IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO WATCH WINDOW JUMPERS 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2671 Hey, watch your step...I just pressed these pants. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2672 This drawing expresses how everyday people are too busy nowadays to notice anything important and just overlook things that are out of the ordinary. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2673 I gave up not letting people walk all over me again for Lent. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2674 " Whatever it takes to get to the Top". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2675 Am I getting paranoid or are people beginning to walk all over me? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2676 Pavement laying is my easiest job so far 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2677 weightlessness addiction: an ignored epidemic 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2678 I was with the Bush Campaign, but I find this so much more fulfilling. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2679 I'm building a wall...and Juan Valdez is paying for it. Then you're all banned. Cuz you're just a bunch of low-energy war heroes who get captured...I coulda been president instead of a billionaire bum...let's face it - it was you, Hillary! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2680 Well, Dave, from up here on the 10th floor, it sure looks like another Gov. Christie "bridgegate" to me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2681 I can remember when this spot was a meadow. I'd lay here daydreaming for hours. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2682 Now I know what Cam Newton felt like in Super Bowl 50 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2683 Don't worry about me--I'm just trying to get into shape for my mother-in-law's visit. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2684 Frankly, you should be happy we live in a country where I can do this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2685 My ex always said I enjoyed being walked all over. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2686 This is my life if the banks resort to negative interest. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2687 Street theater performance of 'Death of a Salesman" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2688 Staycations are overrated. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2689 I can't sleep! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2690 I have reached my lowest point in life. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2691 I might try Grand Central next. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2692 This was my favorite spot before it got developed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2693 Urban Get-Away 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2694 Our CEO wants to pre-position for too big to fail. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2695 You could use a spring in your step 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2696 It makes me feel closer to my ex-wife. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2697 I'm a Situationalist. Deal with it! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2698 I'm getting a Jeb Bush complex down here. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2699 I kind of like being stepped on its just like work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2700 Hey, look. Those clouds look just like sheep. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2701 Who needs the window? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2702 ... a discouraging word, and the skies are not cloudy all day. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2703 Made it ma, top of the world!. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2704 Look ,that one looks like either a elephant or my great uncle Louie. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2705 Is it too late to OCCUPY Wall Street? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2706 I wonder why my wife I was nothing more than a "door mat". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2707 Years of psychotherapy for not letting people walk all over him was clearly a colossal fail! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2708 It's a chalk! Walk on! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2709 Every few years they update the methods for CPR. This is part of our Urban Environment Survival Series. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2710 It worked for Rodney Dangerfield. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2711 roammmmmmmm roammmmmmmm roammmmmmmm 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2712 The story of my career, always being stepped over. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2713 The Pope gave me permission to occupy Trump Tower, so here I am. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2714 You didn't say "may I"! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2715 Since I quit boxing, there's an emptiness in my life. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2716 I stopped trying a long time ago. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2717 Thank goodness the pooch used the streetlamp.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2718 Rhonda, I'm taking the full hour for lunch today. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2719 Vertigo? Just finish the sketch--I'm getting trampled down here! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2720 City Guide's wrong. The sidewalks are warm and affable! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2721 You wont step on me, which proves our basic humanity 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2722 I like to lead from beneath. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2723 Curse eminent domain! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2724 I'll be darned. It is glass. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2725 Nothing like a good staycation. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2726 I need to get more sleep ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2727 Just a flesh wound, Donald. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2728 I used to lay inside the lobby entrance, but out here on the sidewalk, I am no longer everyone's door mat! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2729 How long has it been like that?" "Since Beyoncé's Super Bowl 50 Halftime Show. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2730 Hi, I'm campaigning for Donald Trump, do you believe in walk-aways? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2731 Just another down sizing idea. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2732 Ah - I love the hustle and bustle of the city. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2733 Are you wearing the new Yeezy boosts? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2734 Just try that when I purchase the air rights too. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2735 Vote Bump '16. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2736 The clouds are looking particularly miserable today. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2737 When the website listed lowest room rates in the city "guaranteed", I should have checked further.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2738 cookooducky@gmail.com 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2739 "Play safe. Teleport with us." an ad from the near future. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2740 I made eye contact and I said to him: "Look, I'm not standing in your way." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2741 Serenity now! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2742 Hi Folks, welcome to our latest 'Cups of Steel' infomercial ... today we're in downtown Manhattan just sort of hanging out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2743 For a sidewalk superintendent, lying down if part of the job. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2744 Things are certainly looking up lately! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2745 Sometimes I feel like everyone ignores me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2746 I've always wanted to try a walking vacation. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2747 I just needed a little lie down. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2748 It's hard living in the City, but I want to be able to go to the Opera. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2749 The word on the street, is you are going places 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2750 I think even that dog looked down on me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2751 " If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you," .... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2752 The sidewalk practice challenges on a good day. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2753 Always remember to take time to enjoy the little things 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2754 These New York camping nights are beautiful oh look there is the big dipper 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2755 Just confirming a theory about New Yorkers 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2756 I feel like everyone just walks all over me... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2757 I'm training for the next presidential debate. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2758 Pedestrian crossing! Pedestrian crossing! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2759 My therapist said this was the best way to show people how much I matter. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2760 Be sure to check out my chemtrail conspiracy podcast. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2761 Don't trip the light fantastic on me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2762 What, me worry? I read the New Yorker 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2763 Occupy Main Street, baby … flippin’ it on the 98 percent, yeah! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2764 Bright as he was, Doug never quite understood how to 'play the victim'. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2765 Notice how all the women walk over his feet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2766 Yeah Max, sit-ups are still best to strengthen your core. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2767 Feets don't fail me now! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2768 When it comes down to it, the destruction of the American middle class is actually kind of relaxing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2769 I couldn't afford those Rolfing sessions anymore. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2770 I'm a pollster looking for angry voters. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2771 Come on, people, these backs aren't going to break themselves. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2772 Hey, I'm not the 'WILD SIDE'!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2773 My wife complains that I take things lying down. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2774 It's a social experiment showing how immune people are now to social experiments. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2775 Look askance at the downtrodden 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2776 Get a life, you healthy-living promoter! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2777 'Would someone call me an Unter?" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2778 I've been walked on my whole life! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2779 Da Fook?!? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2780 I've heard he's got major standing desk envy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2781 A fresh perspective. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2782 Just give me a New York minute. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2783 I never seem to find the time for some downtime anymore. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2784 The hell with stopping to smell the coffee! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2785 If they turn down your idea again, Jones, don't claim that I stood in your way this time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2786 You must have eaten your Wheaties. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2787 Please don't knock my block off. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2788 Like property - three things matter in mindful meditation - location, location and location. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2789 Don't mind me, I'm people watching during my lunch break, its a covered sport under my insurance policy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2790 That cloud kind of looks like a recession, right? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2791 I guess you're right. No one ever thinks he's an obstructionist. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2792 So I said, "Yes, I am going to take it lying down." Now I'm kind of stuck here. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2793 A hot day means my suit gets pressed and ironed for free. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2794 With much ease, I am caught in a "gridlock of mindfulness"! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2795 Close Encounters of the 'Walk on by' Kind 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2796 Somebody call 119. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2797 Sometimes in life people walk all over you, but remember it is not your fault. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2798 Something tells me I'm in the way. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2799 Go ahead, take your time, weigh your options, but I would certainly appreciate your vote on Super Tuesday. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2800 I was told to check my privilege! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2801 Yep it's great to find a place where no one will bother you 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2802 Oscar Wilde was right. Some of us are looking at the stars. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2803 Have you considered the skywalk? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2804 I've been shot by Donald Trump! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2805 The speed limit is one block a minute, folks. No pushing and no shoving. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2806 Careful! Stepping on a crank is 8 years bad luck. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2807 Oh, fools rush in where angels fear to tread! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2808 If you wake up Jeb! he'll kill you. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2809 It helps me remember why I quit my last job. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2810 I'm manbacking. Deal with it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2811 I'm just going to lay here where I can't hurt anyone and hopefully no one can hurt me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2812 Little do these people suspect that I am an eccentric millionaire with $1000 in my pocket for the first person offering to help me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2813 I have fallen and I can't get up! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2814 Wait! I've got the floor! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2815 I trust you. I trust you. I trust you. Wait a minute! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2816 Here's proof that people look down their nose at me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2817 Who would believe this view for only $2,000 a month? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2818 Pretty bad optical illusion, isn't it? People are walking all over it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2819 Just tell me what to do to get your vote! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2820 My my my! Man down and only the dog blinks 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2821 Hey buddy, you think you walk over me like that. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2822 If you let them, they'll walk all over you! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2823 What a delightful respite from City Hall. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2824 Did you know they give free Thai massages on Fifth Avenue? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2825 89, 90, 91... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2826 Those boots were made for walkin'. But this Clark Kent suit will walk all over you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2827 Ever closer to the Zen of Crowds. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2828 Instead of a "walk on the wild side," I'm taking a "while on the sidewalk." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2829 It's just nice to be connecting with people. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2830 Hey, someone's got to keep the occupy movement going. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2831 It looks just like him. Who drew this Trump L'Oeil? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2832 My doctor said counting sheep would help me fall asleep. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2833 'Relax' hour 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2834 Look, Fluffy, that's what Mommy said happens when someone keeps flat out lying. After a while no one pays any attention to them. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2835 My doctor tells me I need plenty of rest, and this is one of the ways I have of doing it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2836 The SEC decided that my punishment for stealing billions from pension funds was to jump from a first floor window. Ahhhh, Wall Street. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2837 I have a new perspective on chins, but that's about it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2838 Ah, just stopping to espy the drones. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2839 I really CAN still be the Republican nominee! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2840 I decided to spend the day letting this diverse group of people and pets walk all over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2841 Just sayin, don't mind me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2842 I've fallen and I can't hedge funds! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2843 I've looked at crowds from both sides now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2844 Step on a crack, break your father's back 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2845 If I can't walk the red carpet can you blow the trumpet? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2846 This man on the street gig is not as easy as you would think! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2847 ``People, people who need people, are the luckiest people ...'' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2848 People still step over the even well dressed homeless. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2849 I think I have the floor. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2850 First the traffic, and now the humans. I'm definitely going to be late for work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2851 Hey buddy, can you loan me some prime? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2852 That's right, taking a sidewalk on the wild side ... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2853 Starting from the bottom up just isn't as much fun as it used to be. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2854 I'm telling you guys, you're gonna wish you joined my cult when you had the chance! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2855 Can someone point me to Wall Street? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2856 Eventually, one of these passerbys will be the HONY guy. He'll trip, and then have to put me in his book. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2857 Well Doc, you said I need to look at life from a different perspective. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2858 My wife is right. I have physical attraction. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2859 It’s a good thing I’m just a chalk drawing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2860 Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag and smile, smile smile. Don't let your joy and laughter hear the snag, smile boys that the style. What's the use of worrying, it never was worth while so, pack up your . . . 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2861 I just want people to get to know me! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2862 I usually do this in an office on a couch 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2863 Ahh! Nothing better than a good old fashioned NYC trample massage! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2864 'I've fallen and I can't get up' doesn't seem to work anymore. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2865 A galaxy of people more important that you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2866 You know, they used to call me Flat Stanley! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2867 Does anyone have a pillow? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2868 I'm looking for a good gum shoe for our department. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2869 Don't mind me, just taking a business casual nap. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2870 The minister told me to do some serious "sole searching". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2871 I've got a 12:30 masseuse appointment. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2872 Weight Watchers, eat your heart out! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2873 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2874 I'm surprised that the life of a Tyra Banks Modelland Invisiguy is so relaxing 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2875 I like to be comfortable in my surroundings. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2876 Recession? What recession? Siesta in the city, anyone? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2877 Ed 's hypnotist is particularly effective. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2878 My therapist said I should find a way to meet new people. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2879 I don't know why, but people just seem to avoid me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2880 It was either this or join the supreme court. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2881 In spite of no longer being able to afford them, Dave decides he cannot do without his weekly deep tissue massages. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2882 Looks like average people who trusted Wall Street have finally knocked them down and walking all over them. Mr. Wall Street is still smiling thinking...how can this be happening? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2883 Concrete is man-made. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2884 Counting sheep just isn't enough these days 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2885 It's never too early to start waiting for World Series tickets. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2886 What do you want from me? I ended my sales pitch with a preposition and yada, yada, yada, I'm here. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2887 It's getting harder and harder to find a place to meditate around here. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2888 Step on a crack and break a rib 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2889 I bring the trip and fall business to me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2890 These folks are definitely NOT from Colorado. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2891 .......Every mark will show. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2892 Hi, I am Stu the Scapegoat. Any time their is a problem in my company, they throw me out the window. It makes my co-workers feel better. I hope I get a promotion soon. My back is killing me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2893 Don't mind me. Just trying out walking meditation. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2894 I refuse to listen to Kanye's new album as long as it remains a Tidal exclusive. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2895 Hey buddy, you're not an attractive nuisance. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2896 Say, buddy, can you spare a discussion on the meaning of life? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2897 Lord, why did you trip me in Grand Central Station? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2898 Hey, this isn't "street art"! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2899 Who needs clouds when you have boogers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2900 Flat Stanley-origin story. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2901 I'm first in line for the next Apple product 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2902 Sing, everybody: 'It's up to you, New York, New York' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2903 Hey buddy . . . I'm relaxed . . . why are you so uptight? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2904 WHYG? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2905 Rush hour--it's so overrated! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2906 Central Park, year 2050 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2907 This isn't what I had in mind when you said "Stomp" was awesome. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2908 I just joined The Cloud Appreciation Society. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2909 I got Obama-care, so I don't need to care. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2910 Running as a Tea Party congressman. Dont' forget to vote. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2911 Okay, who stood on the crack? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2912 I’m in training for a Senate race. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2913 Aaahhhhhhuuuuuuuummm.. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2914 I knew she was asking for it when my mom named me Matt. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2915 Harold's out-of-body experience made him reluctant to go back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2916 If this is hopscotch, I'd like to know the rules before it's too late. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2917 How about one of those little toe-tickles like yesterday? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2918 Carry on, 99 per-centers , carry on. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2919 I support slant rhyme. Deal with it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2920 Don’t step on a crack . . . 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2921 I can't get up, I pooped myself. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2922 I'm a sociologist. This is what I do for a living. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2923 Uncle Busby would understand. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2924 'Looking up' is challenging when you're really down! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2925 I'm tired of always feeling I have to yield to others. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2926 Bob's obsession for nostrils took a turn for the worse. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2927 That's right, don't mind me--just taking a catnap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2928 5 more minutes 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2929 Big Dipper, virtual stripper needed a day at the beach, OK? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2930 It's true. If you're not assertive with people, they'll walk all over you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2931 Don't mind me--I'm compensating for my promotion. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2932 Started from the bottom... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2933 Hop (underlined) right in for our new promotion on seam repairs. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2934 Don’t trip. One Wall Street collapse was enough. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2935 I'm okay – just getting some Swedish massage for free. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2936 This is Jim Lyon Down reporting from 'walkover world" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2937 Don’t mind me. No body is. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2938 Heading for the top, are we? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2939 Just doing my part to keep Portland weird. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2940 I'm just a Republican senator doing my job. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2941 Governor Kasich keeps encouraging us to "just slow down." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2942 Beats spending thousands on a Temper-Pedic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2943 So this is what the other 99% feels like. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2944 I can sleep anywhere. It's the getting to sleep that is the tough bit. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2945 "I'm so popular, I could sleep on the sidewalk on 5th avenue and not lose a single vote." Donald Trump 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2946 Of course my back gets sore but it's been weeks since anyone asked me for spare change! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2947 I used to be a door mat. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2948 Free full body massage, right in the middle of the city! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2949 That cloud looks like a pedestrian. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2950 excuse me, would you happen to know what time it is? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2951 You losers never heard of eminent domain? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2952 Just another Monday on Wall Street 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2953 Sorry, it's a bug in the OS update that schedules a restorative nap at 14:15 M-F. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2954 Sorry, I had a burrito for lunch 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2955 No- I don't think people worry about stepping on my toes 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2956 Hello, I'm campaigning for the victim party. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2957 Calvin regretted clicking on the link that promised "These DIY Massage Hacks Will Save You Time, Money and Stress." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2958 Time to stop and smell the roses 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2959 He just finished reading 120 Days of Sodom and this is his new fetish or whatever. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2960 Sunny, charming midtown sleeping nook, centrally located. Only $219 a night! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2961 I'm here for you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2962 What happened to Stride Right? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2963 I'm channeling my inner Christie. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2964 A good place to take a break... nobody disturbs you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2965 I can lay in the middle of 5th Avenue and I wouldn't lose voters! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2966 It's gotten easier with the whole health craze. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2967 This is the life! I'm never going back to work at that beach again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2968 I'm a pop-up accountant. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2969 Good morning, sir! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2970 I thought today was business casual? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2971 Are all you people really short? Or is it just that my perspective has changed? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2972 I've making the most out of being downsized. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2973 Only Tom could make a career of looking on the bright side. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2974 I'm proud to be a thoughtful, moderate voter. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2975 I've heard people get rich with Wall Street lies. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2976 I want to wake up... in a cityyyy... that never sleeps... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2977 Just another hurdle on your way to the top, pal. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2978 Wall Street visits Main Street. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2979 At first this new job got me down, but now things are looking up. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2980 It was then that I realized that people walking all over you really is not any fun. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2981 He seems really intent on breaking his mother's back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2982 She says I was a doormat--I'll show her. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2983 Everybody's walking on me I can't hear a word they're saying... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2984 When I was a kid I had a dream job too: "Modern art." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2985 Urban hurdles, it's trending. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2986 Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2987 Punta Cana, Schmunta Cana. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2988 It's just a blue-skying attack; I'll get over it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2989 I'm ignored at work, my wife ignores me, now this! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2990 I used to sell paper, need to get back on my feet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2991 Mindfulness, schmindfulness. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2992 Now I can see why Flat Stanley peaked as a kid. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2993 Ever heard of a little band called Radiohead? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2994 I'm sorry, Mr. Zingo is currently out of it, but if you'll leave your name and number, he might call you when he surfaces. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2995 I'm laying on the drain, happy again, just laying on the drain... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2996 Note to self....Mid Life Crisis....less busy sidewalk... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
2997 Walk right on over me don't cha 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2998 Yeah, I got Yeah--got a great deal on Airbnb. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2999 Note: Piano coming down- I wont take it lying down... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3000 I'm testing the validity of the saying, 'don't tread on me'. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3001 They say I should stand up for myself, but I can't get over these clouds. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3002 Cinderella dressed in yella... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3003 Occupy Sideways 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3004 Did I mention it's rent controlled? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3005 I'm just taking the low road, you know, as an obstructionist. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3006 lost my job, now my dignity 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3007 ooo please someone, Heimlich me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3008 Empowered by mindfulness and three margaritas, Clifford promptly found his own beach 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3009 Step on over, the view is great! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3010 Wake me when the primaries are over. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3011 My shrink was right, counting sheep is easier. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3012 Power of daydreaming 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3013 I'm just resting on the sidelines of Donald Trump's New York City political values. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3014 People were looking at the mirror on the ground when they should have been looking up... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3015 It's a Zeno's paradox fetish. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3016 Life passes yet I lie here unnoticed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3017 Don't step on a crack...apparently, you break your own back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3018 Easy pal. I was just told to get some concrete ideas. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3019 We hope we're not in the way of your leisure time by carrying out our day in a normal fashion... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3020 This is much better than I expected. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3021 You are right boss, here they don't step on me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3022 My fifteen minute break is better than anybody's. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3023 While ohers see things as they are , I dream of a world that never was and now will be if the Trumpster is elected 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3024 Ah! Retired at last. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3025 Sometimes I feel totally invisible 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3026 Are you here to help create my will? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3027 Honestly, what the hell. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3028 Have you seen the guy with the chalk? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3029 ...more than one in ten Americans feel underappreciated. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3030 I just always wanted to have an impact on my community. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3031 Ok. You don't look Mexican so you can go, but that dark skinned guy behind me has to stay where he is because I am THE WALL. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3032 I just can't figure out why everyone thinks I'm such a walkover... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3033 At last, things were beginning to look up for Bill. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3034 Sorry, I'm conventionally challenged. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3035 I'm protesting for softer sidewalks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3036 That old lady sure had a well kept muff 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3037 I don't think this "street meditation" idea is going to catch on. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3038 My therapist wants me to work on being more grounded. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3039 Johnson's boss advised him to take the view from five thousand feet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3040 I want to be one more Republican in Congress! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3041 This is called "Body painting"! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3042 Love is a price you pay for your dreams 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3043 I found that my sit-down strikes were not attracting enough press coverage. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3044 That's right, just walk all over me. You wouldn't be the first. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3045 Netflix and chill? Anyone? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3046 Yep, crosswalk-fit. Great for the core. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3047 I'm good. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3048 Sorry. On staycation till those airline prices drop. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3049 Gee, that cloud looks like a hedge fund manager...and that one's a lobbyist... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3050 I'm not protesting anything except taxing me for it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3051 What are all these homeless people complaining about? This is great! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3052 ...four hours without being spat upon, robbed, or actually stepped on! My faith in humanity is restored! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3053 Yep, that cinches it. My agoraphobia is history! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3054 You're not gonna' make it, pal. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3055 Our CEO insisted we all play Truth or Dare at today's board meeting. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3056 *Yawn*...time for work. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3057 WHAT ARE THOSE?! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3058 It's just over three blocks and my dead body... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3059 Hey, it's New Hampshire. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3060 Another step for mankind! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3061 Every hurdle strengthens you for the next. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3062 These boots were made for walkin' ..... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3063 I'm admiring Einstein's gravitational waves as they stretch and compress space. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3064 People are always misunderstanding me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3065 Getting stepped over on the sidewalk sure beats getting walked on at work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3066 Ralph, recently retired mid-level bureaucrat, still gets a kick out of what he does best. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3067 Great working here at Ergonomics, Inc. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3068 My campaign strategist says I need to see what life is like for people with obstacles. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3069 If that dog comes back I'll really get mad. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3070 Which one is 'the' cloud I'm supposed to use? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3071 I'm from the President's Physical Fitness Council. Please try to put a little more hip into your hop, it's for the good of the country. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3072 You're all missing the eclipse "You're all missing the eclipse. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3073 There is nothing more relaxing than watching the sun rise above the high rise. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3074 Easy! I may be a one percenter by my shirt in 100 percent cotton. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3075 Story of my life, nobody cares. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3076 They're either looking down on me or walking all over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3077 Hey Fred, the boss' memo today says we better look at marketing strategy from a populist vantage point 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3078 Lets pick um up for Chris Christie, just ahead. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3079 I really thought that my brother and mother would help my campaign. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3080 Has anybody seen me lately? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3081 I ran out of vacation days. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3082 I don't know why people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3083 I am just the unwanted step-child on this block 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3084 Doc was right, this outdoor stuff is great, I feel better already ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3085 Someone...please...call...cement...mason! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3086 "City streets don't have much pity; when you're down that's where you'll stay." You know--the Eagles song! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3087 It's a desensitizing experiment. Yeah, it stinks when someone stomps on your gut, but I've never gotten along better with my co-workers. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3088 Jim Poindexter always wanted to one of the wolves of wall street - if only he didn't get so tired. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3089 That cloud look like a bear to you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3090 I'm here because life hasn't lived up to my expectations. Is anybody listening? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3091 Counter-clockwise, my good man; counter clockwise. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3092 There's something about polluted city air and a good foot to the chest that brings you straight back to reality. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3093 From here they all look like ants. Genetically modified ants. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3094 I'm running for Vice President. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3095 Don't step on me -- I'm a lawyer. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3096 "The Wall Street", 6' 3", handcrafted from the finest wool 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3097 "News Reporter" As I thought, no one gives a damn. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3098 It's OXYmoron, mister. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3099 They definitely need a traffic cop at this corner. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3100 Anyone who steps on me is out! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3101 Mom,I hope you can hear me up there. Most people WOULD rather walk over something than pick it up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3102 Thank God for wrinkle-free fabric. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3103 Does anybody care anymore? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3104 where did I go wrong 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3105 Excuse me, are you Matt? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3106 I quickly learned not to wear my Red Sox jersey. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3107 "Welcome to The Corp." they said, "All you have to do is let them walk all over you! Don't forget to smile." And so here I am, just another day on the grind; a great job with affordable benefits! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3108 Could you please ask the street painter to add a pillow? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3109 Maybe I should change my name to O'Malley. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3110 Change your perspective, they said; it will change your life, they said. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3111 Hey, buddy! Better check the fly! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3112 I break my back to save your mother's. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3113 Chalk art meets the Upper East Side 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3114 Alright, pigeon, are we even now? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3115 Weed, coke? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3116 From a distance, the food chain makes sense. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3117 I'm used to it 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3118 Anything's possible with the right perspective. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3119 My therapist tells me I need to be more vocal about people walking all over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3120 I hope I am not blocking your way! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3121 You know they say, "Every job has its stress." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3122 Thank God for caring and careful people. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3123 Would you consider moving me back in front of the main entrance? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3124 See? After twenty-four hours, the suit is still scuff resistant. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3125 I call it the 'side-lay'. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3126 I'm only recently homeless. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3127 Ugh, When you try to make a statement. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3128 I remember when I used to go to work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3129 Dogfish! Watch my balls! Monster, you're up next, bro! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3130 I think of myself as a facilitator. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3131 Sorry, I'm just a blue sky kind of guy 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3132 David struggled with life's mystery: Is looking down on others such a bad idea? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3133 I'm laying in state, the state being New York. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3134 Post 9/11 kindness,anyone? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3135 Donald Trump went the other way! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3136 Sorry, just need some "me" time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3137 It's cheeper than getting a massage. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3138 My only objection is to the dog... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3139 Results of test: City folks do not like to get involved. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3140 Ooh, there's one that looks like a big fluffy bunny! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3141 No one has time for this 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3142 I haven't felt like this since my wife left me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3143 Step right over me, that's what everyone else doesn't do. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3144 In our community, we are on the first come first step-over basis. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3145 These 3D sidewalk artists are getting lazy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3146 My ex-wife scolded me for allowing everyone to walk all over me. But, hey, I can't help it if I'm a people person 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3147 That's right, Mr. Hitchcock, I said this is the worst remake ever of 'The 39 Steps.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3148 This is a promotion from doormat? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3149 Another Repubican Debate.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3150 I'm try to channel the New York tourist experience. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3151 This is how we invented the original game of 'TWISTER' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3152 Not everybody was as overawed by Michelangelo's works. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3153 I'm not dead, my drug dealer recommended this Yoga posture 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3154 Don't mind me, they walk all over me at work too. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3155 Look...a blimp! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3156 Just admiring the glass ceiling. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3157 Next I'll try lobbying in the halls of Congress. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3158 Does anyone have a cigarette? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3159 Naps in New Your 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3160 Always wondered why Mother said " try to stay out from underfoot" ? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3161 ...??...lift my heels up and SHOUT!...throw my head back and SHOUT! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3162 Only have half an hour for lunch. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3163 My therapist thinks I let people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3164 Trust me. Tis better the hurdle be than bang our head into it constantly. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3165 I realized I'm more of a 'give up' than a 'persevere' kind of guy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3166 I'm gaining a new perspective. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3167 I want to thank you all for attending this skip level seminar. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3168 Does anybody have a thick newspaper? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3169 Next time I'll take what's behind the curtain! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3170 It's a new, radical form of psychotherapy. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3171 The competition was sleeping on the job. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3172 "Great. I think that dog's going to come back and use me like a fire hydrant". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3173 Being mayor has certain privileges. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3174 The populus groundswell makes it worthwhile. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3175 I'm beginning to regret picking the sunny side of the street. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3176 My campaign just isn't gaining traction. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3177 I told you New Yorkers wouldn't notice! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3178 I've been workin' on the ra-ail ro-oad, a-all the live-long da-a-a-ay . . . . 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3179 Its performance art! I call this one Man on Busy Sidewalk. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3180 Do all hurdlers love the rat race? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3181 You ever wonder why some mornings you can still see the moon? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3182 The 3D pavement art in Europe is so much better 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3183 That's the spot. I'm donating a kidney to my brother. The one I caught cheating with my wife. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3184 One man's happy place... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3185 I'm getting down with my bad self ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3186 I’ll never let them walk all over me – at least not figuratively. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3187 Plane spotting. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3188 The morning rush CAN be fun! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3189 This guy is over the top. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3190 People stop and stare...I won't care...if I can be here on the street where you live. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3191 Thinking from the bottom up. Are people are just passing me by? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3192 I'm pizza rat's bodyman. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3193 actually the word 'walkies!'was originally intended for the dog.... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3194 The adventures of narcoleptic man! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3195 At least, I'm diagonal. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3196 They said I should come on this walk to see the stars! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3197 Is this what tripping the light fantastic is all about? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3198 I have decided to take it easy from now on. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3199 It's harder than it looks, being a speed bump on the road of life. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3200 Boss said, "Be disruptive." How's this for disruptive? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3201 "I am not a pervert. This is a social experiment. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3202 Every CEO needs to experience this once, then realize why we usually do the stepping on. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3203 "This is New York, man." says the dog 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3204 Ever slept for 4 days in coach on Amtrak? This is heaven getting into the station finally! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3205 If I hear bag pipes, I'm out of here! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3206 I haven't slept in 30 streets. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3207 I've migrated to a cloud-based platform. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3208 ....... extremely challenging ....... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3209 Chill, friend. Time's too short not to waste it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3210 This is oddly refreshing... I'm so used to it being the other way around, where I'm stepping over people. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3211 I tried to tell mom in Giltner that this is life in the city. "I wanna go home". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3212 It must have been PM, because I can't see a thing... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3213 A draw is on the ground, the draw looks like a person so people think that they are gonna step on him. But finally no one is on the ground 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3214 Watch out, you might get Doug on your shoe. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3215 Listen, dear, I'm trying it and it really works! I thought that if you wanted to be treated like a door mat you have to lie down first, and now I know it works. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3216 Chill out. Life is short. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3217 Ahhh...so relaxing to be a doormat... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3218 Maybe if I can visualize being a penny I will figure out how to make more of them... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3219 I'm a slip and fall lawyer. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3220 I'm nobody going nowhere. Who are you? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3221 Even here in the city, I like to just take a moment to kick back and stare up at the sky. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3222 My name's Matt. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3223 'Break time! Oh, it's good to be union." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3224 I'm trying to gain a new perspective on my daily commute. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3225 Pollster analyzes word on the street. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3226 Is there a Starbucks near here? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3227 Ron! Hey, I told you the window is faster. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3228 I'm on vacation. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3229 Oh, give me a home where the buffalo roam.............. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3230 We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at Bernie Sanders. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3231 Can you be down to earth somewhere else? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3232 My shrink told me not to let people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3233 Such a pedestrian perspective on sidewalk etiquette... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3234 Honey, let's not use Airbnb next time, OK? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3235 I used to do this to save parking spaces, but the sidewalk's less lonely. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3236 My Realtor wasn't kidding. Only $5,000 a month for a pied-à-terre uptown with city views! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3237 Hey, I'm cloud-watching, here! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3238 It's rent stabilized, close to work and has unobstructed views. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3239 It's a free existence, isn't it? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3240 Walk around, please, or else I won't grow. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3241 Just as people say 'Socialism has failed in every country that has tried it,' we can safely say that 'Capitalism has failed in every country where socialism replaced it.' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3242 ...and there's a cloud shaped like an IBM Selectric! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3243 I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3244 So I guess this is the second collapse of Wall Street... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3245 My life matters! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3246 This is much more fun than Musical Chairs. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3247 Why? Because I made my bed and now I'm going to damn-well sleep in it... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3248 Don't mind the guy paralyzed from a broken neck. Jerks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3249 I wish I hadn't worn my good suit today. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3250 You're the only one in a hurry here--relax 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3251 Who cares? It was just a job. I'm on top of the world. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3252 My therapist suggested I find someone new to look up to. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3253 I used to let being a push-over bother me. Now I embrace it. It's sorta liberating. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3254 I will never join you, not over my dead body. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3255 Alright! OK! another hurdle down. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3256 Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3257 My doctor says I should get out more. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3258 It's called "sidewalk massage". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3259 Gullibler's travels 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3260 Thanks for asking! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3261 "When the going get's tough.....stop going". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3262 Oh no! Are we swimming in Crimean waters and is that "Vald" the Russian bear? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3263 Skyscraper gazing 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3264 Here lies Joe - father, brother, capitalist. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3265 Come on, people: Twister, Twister, Twister! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3266 Isn't this Manhattan Beach? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3267 I really could have used that second cup of coffee. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3268 Chill Bill takes a chill pill 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3269 Anybody for a game of tick tack toe? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3270 Pedestrian down! Pedestrian down! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3271 Looks like white lives don't matter - either. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3272 Introducing the newest exhibit in the modern art museum entitled "New York Lunch break". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3273 Starting at the bottom and working your way up, is way overrated! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3274 Watch me whip. Watch me lay, lay! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3275 Once the pigeons developed the Norden bomb sight , things started to take an ugly turn ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3276 I'm no longer running. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3277 So this is what lying down on the job is like! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3278 I'm just the obvious winning caption that no one sees. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3279 Urban Twister 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3280 Hey power walkers, look closely. Can you say sidewalk chalk? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3281 We're getting some push back now--we need more boots on the ground. Hey, I'm putting a stake in the ground here! Let's blue sky this. At the end of the day ... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3282 And that cloud looks like a little bunny! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3283 ? Daydream believer and a cog in a machine ? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3284 I'm glad I took this day off. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3285 It's my take on a flat white. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3286 By turns you sicken and amuse me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3287 Don't blame me. It's Obama's fault. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3288 Hey, it’s time we layabouts took back some of the sidewalks from the loiterers and smokers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3289 I'm taking back this country! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3290 See, Ted Cruz was right. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3291 ?"I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood, I know I could always be good... To one who'll walk over meeeeeeee..."? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3292 Doug could not only live with people walking all over him, he rather enjoyed it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3293 Help, I’m a presidential candidate, I’ve fallen to a new low, and I can't get up. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3294 It's always nice to get away from the rat race once in a while. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3295 You have no idea what you are missing! Try looking at things from my point of view. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3296 This feels like MC Escher's version of tic-tac-toe 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3297 Yep, I got in on the ground level. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3298 I'm testing mother's theory that I must lie down to be walked on. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3299 Careful, I've got a hernia 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3300 Don't mind me. I'm used to it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3301 Being shallow has its advantages. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3302 Once it gets dark, this is the perfect place to see the stars. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3303 Sometimes you just gotta stop and see life from a different point of view. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3304 MoMA lifetime achievement award 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3305 Care to donate to the I.R.S? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3306 Miley's here. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3307 Don't criticize lying down on the job until you've tried it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3308 Nobody calls ME pedestrian! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3309 Thanks to flex time, I'm through with navigating rush hour traffic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3310 On the next episode of "What Would You Do?", meet people in a hurry. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3311 Ahhh. Democratic Socialism. A guy could get used to this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3312 I'm the city's first maternal preventative spine injury fellow. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3313 Doc said.."get a new perspective" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3314 Stomp away, this suit isn't even mine. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3315 In my life, there's no difference between going to the office or staying home. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3316 Wallstreet is on the defense. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3317 I told you, Ernestine, people just all walk over me 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3318 Feel the Bern! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3319 I've been getting walked on my entire life, may as well add literallly.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3320 New York city at "Rush Hour" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3321 Nap time 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3322 I was appointed downtown sky admirer commissioner. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3323 I should have stayed in bed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3324 As John Adams said, "They don't have any good manners here. Everybody talks very fast and very loud without paying the least attention to one another." while on his way to the first Continental Congress, August 1774 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3325 Is that your heel, or are you just glad to see me? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3326 'Better a sidewalk flower than a . . .' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3327 I recommend the trout. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3328 Damned Florsheim shoes! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3329 Just pretend I'm not here. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3330 For a more cut-throat attitude the CEO thought it will be a good idea to motivate employees to step over their peers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3331 As part of the Donald Trump ground game, I'm here to remind you about the wall. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3332 It cuts my commute but it's hard to sleep in. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3333 I used to like tic-tac-toe. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3334 Corporate lying 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3335 Gotcha! I am a Sidewalk Painting 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3336 Economy success 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3337 I just quit my job...I was tired of being treated like a doormat. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3338 Let's stop tip toeing around the 'Pedestrian on the Sidewalk' ... shall we? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3339 I'm trippin'. Careful there, or you'll be trippin' too. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3340 This isn't doing the Dab? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3341 Ah, must be Saturday - sidewalk sale day! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3342 Door mat doesn't pay as much. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3343 How can people say New Yorkers are rude ? Look how carefully people walk over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3344 I don't know why their so angry. Getting trampled isn't that bad. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3345 If the coordinates are correct, this is where I carved my name in the old oak tree. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3346 'Enjoy increased traffic without lifting a finger,' they said... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3347 When we let this piano loose how many do you think we can get. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3348 His wife told him not to let people walk all over him but he didn't listen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3349 My wife found the idea on Pinterest. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3350 I'm trying to clear my thoughts before I vote in the primary. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3351 My wife told me to get out from under her feet, so I lay down out here instead. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3352 Twister can be played in many locations. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3353 It's getting increasingly more difficult to stop and smell the roses. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3354 No roses around ... so I'm just just taking the time. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3355 It's better than getting hotel bed bugs. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3356 Ah it's nice to back. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3357 An aloof view of clouds colliding. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3358 My psychiatrist said I need to stop internalizing my problems, but, whatever, just keep moving along if you don't want to listen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3359 Stampede (noun) | stam'ped | "Yup my life feels run over" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3360 If I'm the door mat at work, I may as well be the door mat everywhere else, too. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3361 Hand off to Willie at the next corner. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3362 I'm doing a survey for the Welcoming Committee. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3363 Don't be alarmed this man simply has a case of The Mondays. Someone get him a coffee stat! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3364 I represent the homeless. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3365 Nice guy, but he lets people walk all over him 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3366 Move the rook to e2. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3367 It's Richard's own fault. He just lets people walk all over him. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3368 If you elect me, you have my word that I will never look down on you. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3369 I seem to attract people wherever I rest. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3370 No wonder Herb was late for work yesterday. Kinda gives the saying, "over my dead body," a new perspective. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3371 Yes! I'm that guy, causing trouble and looking for attention. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3372 From down here, you all look like pants! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3373 hey bro 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3374 Almost time for my Masochists Anonymous meeting 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3375 Sorry, I'm just so sick of Starbucks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3376 My analyst says that I walk all over people and that I need to learn how that makes them feel. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3377 I love to look at the sky and watch the world whirl by. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3378 You can't ignore me now. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3379 If I lie here long enough, someone is bound to offer me a place to stay. Right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3380 ...and my battery's down. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3381 Well, I [emphasis added] read that a good boss needs to remain grounded 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3382 'I'm thinking about getting married." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3383 Are these people dumb?Don't they know I am trying to get some sleep? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3384 Sometimes I like to lay down and reminisce about my days in the customer service industry. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3385 Now I know what city I am in! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3386 and sometimes it feels like I'm not even here on the therapist's couch but out on the street. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3387 It is certainly hard to get a nap in this city 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3388 No, I'm Matt, my brother is Art-he's the one you see just inside the door to the Smithsonian. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3389 You're welcome. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3390 Just chilling here on the sidewalk. While no one even caring that I am here. I guess people just don't care if I just lay here. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3391 Tough way to earn street cred. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3392 ? Just Walk on By ? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3393 Will someone be good enough to turn me parallel to traffic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3394 Was this bystander apathy experiment approved by our ethical review board? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3395 Can't you hear the pitter-pat And that happy tune is your step Life can be complete On the sunny side of the street 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3396 From here, the ants look like people. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3397 I am Donald Trump and from my point of view, I am in control of everything and I will win. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3398 My therapist said something about someone else's shoes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3399 Now I feel at home! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3400 I'm having a T-shirt made that reads "I'm Everybody's Door Mat. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3401 Ah, yes, so this is what our democracy being trampled on feels like. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3402 I'm letting the chips fall where they may 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3403 You know, Mondays without rain aren't so bad. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3404 So? You've never seen a guy do crunches before? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3405 First: Get a foot in the door, Second: Step over someone. Third: It's lonely at the top. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3406 Doesn't that cloud look like a dragon? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3407 We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stairs. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3408 Meanwhile on Waltz Street in Manflatten. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3409 Yup. Downtrodden. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3410 Please obey the Side-Walk sign request 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3411 The REAL fun happens when Tony Hawk is in town. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3412 So then I thought, what's the point if you can't just lay back once in a while, and look at the sky? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3413 Actually this is part of my community service. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3414 Fred was determined to always keep looking up despite the inconvenience it caused others. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3415 living the rat race, from their perspective.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3416 After the Google Earth sighting, Frank received lots of advice on better ways to explore his upskirt fetish. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3417 Daddy says he started on the ground floor too. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3418 I'm just raising awareness of our homeless. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3419 I'd like to cancel our lunch appointment 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3420 Sometimes you just need an attitude adjustment. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3421 Ok, we're going to need to bunch up a little more... When I give the word, Lennie you drop a sheet of copier paper, we all jump on, and Whola!! Finally, we're all on the same page!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3422 Ahhh..things are starting to look up 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3423 So now you know who uploads all those You Tube "up skirt" videos. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3424 "Sometimes I feel so defeated. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3425 The Doc said I have a prostrate problem and recommended a wait and see approach. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3426 Can you hear me now? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3427 I love making new enemies on the social platform. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3428 Hey, Everybody! Look Down Here, People--Look At Me! Is There A "Good Samaritan" Anywhere! ? ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3429 I'm promoting exercise. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3430 I'm trying to be more empathetic of others' pain. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3431 Should I pee on him? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3432 I'm worth more as an endangered species rug. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3433 My battery is low and President Obama knows exactly what he is doing for the rest of his presidency, nothing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3434 Really? So nobody knows how to make a good mai tai? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3435 I have an important statement to make if you care to hear it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3436 I should have asked more questions about your 12 step program. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3437 I thought this city never sleeps. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3438 I was downsized. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3439 You need not be in a hurry. Breath in breath out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3440 So, I just did-me some talkin to the sun... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3441 The earth is flat . . . they don't exist . . . the earth is flat . . . ouch 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3442 Such are the tribulations of being named Matt. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3443 Got the hop. Still waiting for the scotch. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3444 Unbelievable napping chutzpah! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3445 Need to tell the new therapist looking up with a new perspective isn't working for me 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3446 Please tread lightly," the man murmured softly, "this was a terrible day to have forgotten my jock strap at home. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3447 Don't mind me, I'm just getting off that ill-fated cruise ship and needed some sun wherever I can get it! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3448 Trump aerobics 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3449 Find the reflex button win a metro card 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3450 Where did you make dinner reservations? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3451 The mirror taped to my shoe broke. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3452 I'm just saying, give peace a chance. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3453 I'll try anything to cut back on Mom's chiropractor bills. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3454 Have you heard about the gravitational waves? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3455 I saw this in a Radiohead music video one time. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3456 Word on the street-stilettos are so passé 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3457 I hate it when all kinds of people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3458 "City sidewalk, busy sidewalks." If only Bing could hear me now! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3459 Fido, leave him be, he’s enjoying a peaceful break from parenthood. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3460 And that's why...I'm in a New York state of mind... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3461 who needs a rug when you have me; 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3462 This is what I do on Mondays 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3463 ...down on Main Street... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3464 As life passes by Irving. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3465 My mother was right. I always let people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3466 Excuse you! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3467 They were right. The building looks so much taller from this angle. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3468 My wife left me for a banker. And I'm a banker. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3469 Stan tested the inviolability of personal space again, this time while ordering Tex-Mex. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3470 I'm tired of this world walking all over me all the time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3471 And there you see 'The Statue Of Indifference' . 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3472 Anyone spare a pillow? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3473 Did that dog just pee on my shoe? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3474 Don't mind me, I'm just waiting for a streetcar named desire. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3475 Hey you, you stepped on a crack. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3476 And sme people ust get a HAND on the Walk of Fame! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3477 Aaargh, the old defenestration is not what it was. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3478 Step on my body, fifty cents. Step on my face, seventy-five cents. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3479 Suicide by New York City Winter holiday tourist. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3480 This is a rather painful perspective! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3481 The only true measure of foot traffic. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3482 Spawning, schmawning. I say we adopt. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3483 Hey!? What's with all the rachises along the street?! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3484 Well, from my perspective, you're not exactly stopping to smell the flowers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3485 The definition of life in a nutshell. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3486 It's been a rough day. I just got laid off. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3487 I don't suppose anybody would care to pollution-cloud gaze with me? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3488 I'm changing my perspective. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3489 My life is such a mess... by lying down in a crowded room, people can see how stressed out I am these days. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3490 "Stupid humans..." - (Rover's reflections on Wall Street's latest 3-D sidewalk chalk-art.) 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3491 It's true. The neon signs are pretty. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3492 Jack be nimble. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3493 Sometimes you just gotta stop and smell the linoleum. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3494 With lower approval ratings than a cowhide, this chic rug made with a banker is in! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3495 I am not obstructing anything. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3496 Angel hair and ice cream castles my ass! Those are chem trails! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3497 There's nothing like a power dirt nap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3498 I'm planning to live off the grid, permanently! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3499 "Say that cloud looks just like Bernie Sanders". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3500 When your body says, "Nap," nap and let folks go where and do what theirs demand. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3501 It's cheaper than a hotel room. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3502 Oh crap! Mama was right! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3503 "Infrastructure Manager" wins grandiose title of the decade. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3504 It just shows that I am too big to fail. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3505 Global swarming. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3506 Performance artist Larry Gomez in his latest masterpiece: "The Artist Is Pavement." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3507 I don't mess with dolphins anymore. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3508 Turns out Monday morning shavasana is a thing! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3509 My name is Jeb, I DO STUFF ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3510 "You're the last person I expected". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3511 "So this is what airbnb meant by 'central'". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3512 Sometimes you just have to stop and get to know the neighborhood. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3513 Get your own personal force field shield for only $399 at amazon.com 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3514 I'm not going to take this lying down. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3515 Heavy sits the crown..... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3516 Don't even think about it, ya damn mutt. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3517 My vacation starts right now 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3518 I can't decide what I like more, the weekend or Casual Friday. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3519 My point of view is different than yours. No need to step over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3520 Call me Jeb. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3521 Maybe I should get a new therapist. This sole searching thing isn't working. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3522 Dante's 8th Circle for Fraudulent Shoe Salesmen. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3523 Save your snide remarks. Do you know how hard it is to get an idea off the ground? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3524 ...and that cloud looks like a businessman. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3525 This is better than having the world on a string 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3526 Don't tread on me, tea bag. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3527 Chillax, we're in the midst of a high-tide of gravitational waves coming in man, can't you feel em? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3528 Maybe I can't do that easy ab workout anywhere, anytime. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3529 Okay, if I promise to go f myself will someone just help me up? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3530 I’m the gum you don’t want to squish. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3531 Downtrodden 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3532 Love ain't suppose to be this bad...Walk on meeeee 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3533 Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome to Grand Central Station. Mind the nap. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3534 When choosing my motto, 'DON'T tread on me' just seemed too exclusionary. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3535 I'll get up in 15 minutes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3536 Just reached my number. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3537 If you think of me as a stepping-stone in your career, you'll sleep better at night. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3538 I don't remember sit-ups being so difficult. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3539 I'm down now, but things are looking up. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3540 Don't jump squares! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3541 Performance art meets NYC commuters. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3542 Slow down, please. I need to count all of you, if I'm to get this traffic study completed. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3543 I don't know why I let everyone walk all over me 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3544 I can't believe all the nose hair I'm seeing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3545 Looks like another hit-and-run victim. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3546 Over my living body, over my dead body. What's the difference in indifference ? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3547 Hey bud, the center lane is not open til 5pm. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3548 Just want you to know I am getting promoted and this is your last chance to walk over me 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3549 The corporate ladder has failed me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3550 ...like a bridge over troubled water... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3551 My psychiatrist told me my perspective was all wrong. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3552 As the world goes by, Matt considers making a name change. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3553 Mondays. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3554 Good morning. I'm your mother's chiropractor. Good morning. I'm your mother's chiropractor. Good morning.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3555 UN FAIR WORLD 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3556 A bunnie or maybe a clown. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3557 You might not agree but I think thing are looking up 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3558 When I proposed it at the faculty meeting, to a person the professors said the idea was too abstract. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3559 I think its called human tetris... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3560 I used to have a job before I realized I didn't have to go to work to get passed over, stepped on and treated like I was invisible. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3561 "No I don't need any help, just taking a break". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3562 Dog: "Every human must have its day." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3563 "This Matt is always crooked". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3564 You may be wondering why I've asked you all here today. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3565 Sorry for the inconvenience. I'm just holding this spot for Cliven Bundy. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3566 I guess there wasn't enough room in the budget for a Persian. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3567 Don't you know dramatic relief when you see it? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3568 This is Park Avenue right? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3569 The TNY selection committee has no sense of humor. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3570 I've got to stop pressing that damn snooze button. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3571 It's called a staycation, pal. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3572 What luxury! Just laying down and watching the clouds roll by. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3573 So she told me, if you want people to stop using you as a doormat, you should start by getting a new therapist, or at least a real one. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3574 No worries. I'm just the curious man having an incident in the daytime. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3575 As an economist I'd say things are looking up. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3576 They're commuting my sentence. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3577 Now I know what being homeless feels like. I'm voting for Bernie. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3578 XYZPDQ 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3579 Hi! I'm Jeb Bush, and I feel your pain! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3580 "The latest jump for Trump ad, what you think" \ -om 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3581 The Street discounts us outliers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3582 And another hundred people just got off of the train... God I love Sondheim! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3583 I'll move when Trump deports the Pope 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3584 I'm not moving until Kate Upton comes by in a mini-skirt. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3585 Be more assertive. When you ask them to remove their shoes, don't say Please. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3586 I am used to getting stepped on. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3587 I suddenly realized that in a previous life, the world DID revolve around me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3588 It's guy humor, folks. We just like to look. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3589 Don't block the box. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3590 OK, I'll show you what the Government is doing to me! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3591 So this is what Grandma meant by tripping the light fantastic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3592 Bob was amazed, having thought he was the only one who could stick to the ceiling. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3593 I never won some. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3594 And that cloud looks like an enormous, angry face.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3595 Tom was fired because he was lying down on the job. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3596 The rat race was just wearing me thin, you know? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3597 Hoping not to blink, be mistaken for sleeping in public and arrested. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3598 Professional doormat. Any you? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3599 not easy being white and successful these days... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3600 Why, Yes, I do feel that modern chalk art sets an unrealistic standard for people like me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3601 Wake me up when the meeting ends. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3602 rites of passage 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3603 It's opiod-induced reclination. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3604 Getting in touch with the real people 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3605 Pulchritude. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3606 I told him not to walk over me in the office! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3607 So this what it's like to be married to other people 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3608 Wrinkle resistant test kitchen 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3609 ? I love New York in the springtime, how about you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3610 I'm just waiting for my shih tzu massage. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3611 A little lower and to the left, please. That's where the itch is. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3612 Bet you don't know what "relaxing" means. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3613 Mom was right. They really did walk all over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3614 Coming soon: The Manhattanian. Sol .2 "Eh. So they took off and left me here. What am I, chopped liver." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3615 Goodbye student loans! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3616 Careful-I'm vested. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3617 Mom always said women would walk all over me. So far they're just walking around... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3618 So this is what you mean by "Think Tank." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3619 I'm just meant to live in the city.... Sure, you get kicked around.... To be honest I hardly notice the traffic.... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3620 ''Looking up at people is just like looking down on people.'' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3621 What a perspective! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3622 Hey, I'm fine with the robbery, just don't take my pants, ok? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3623 Hugh Hefner is strong! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3624 I'm on "Survivor." I leave here at 6 am and then tape myself to the Rockerfeller Center ice rink for 12 hours. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3625 Could you put a little more pressure on the left pectoral area? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3626 Sorry, but Wall Street was occupied. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3627 Thanks for stopping, my therapist said my feelings of being inconspicuous were unfounded. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3628 This is just a trust building exercise. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3629 Thank goodness for my GPS. I _never_ would've found this hotel. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3630 It's called 'Crossfit!' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3631 I don't understand why people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3632 These dang sleepless people! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3633 No, we who are in the "Middle of the Road" do not stop progress! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3634 I walked a mile in your shoes and this is how it ends. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3635 Hop Scotchman 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3636 Don't mind me. I'm just trying to carpe my diem! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3637 If you give me your vote, I promise to get out of the way. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3638 Ahhh, cheapest massage in Manhattan. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3639 I was burned out from obstructing legislation so I decided to take a vacation. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3640 This is probably what Kayne feels like, not jumping over jumpman. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3641 I gotta tell you, Bluetooth headsets are WONDERFUL! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3642 Oh that feels so good! Who's next? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3643 Bernie suddenly finds lyrical inspiration on the sidewalks of New York. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3644 Well, this is Tyronn Lue all over again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3645 That one looks like a ceiling tile, and that one looks like a ceiling fan, and that one... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3646 Look out for the strict obstructionist! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3647 I'm a sole man, dah dah dah, dadundada 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3648 Entrepreneurial experiment: The New York Hall of Fame 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3649 I know you were waiting for me! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3650 Shavasana this! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3651 Can your fancy computers do this? Nope. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3652 Quick! Step back over me so I don't stop growing! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3653 Okay Bob, nice swimming with you. looks like this is my stop... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3654 Just getting material for my book, " Humanity has it's shortcomings". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3655 This has 'Alice in Wonderland' beat by a mile. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3656 Kick sand in my face, dare ya, dare ya. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3657 Say, would you please hand me that remote? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3658 Feeling good that things are finally looking up. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3659 hey, excuse me, I only look like Jeb Bush! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3660 This is how we did street view in the good ol' days. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3661 Tim was a masochist, yes, but he often retreated to his happy place. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3662 Whoever said eating turkey at lunch would make you tired was RIGHT 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3663 They go around me or over the top. I dream of being Dictator! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3664 It's the only place I can relax outside of the office. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3665 Take my job. I'm pointed at it--Suite Five-Oh-Six. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3666 A bit higher, you need to hit the gallstone. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3667 Note to self: Successful time out for self likely location dependent... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3668 I'm not an obstructionist. I'm an optimist 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3669 In real life, this'd be the hurt locker. A cartoon in 2-D - no problem. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3670 This is definitely a step up from my last job! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3671 I don't get the whole FLAT STANLEY mania. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3672 I am not moving until someone explains to me how Ted Cruz can be president if he was born in Canada! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3673 I'm looking for my Horizontal Asymptotes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3674 We thought a human looking doormat might boost community morale. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3675 You think I look silly? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3676 If it weren't for the Brooks Brothers suit you'd call me homeless. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3677 If I don't wake up soon, I'm going to start thinking this is real ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3678 Loving these New York City values! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3679 What makes Sammy run and jump over sidewalk paintings? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3680 Desperate times call for desperate massages. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3681 Looks like Hal's walk-sleeping again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3682 Look up! The sky. It's all about the sky. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3683 Cathartically it’s my new purgative, bottoms-up approach. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3684 So here I am doing downside analysis on Wall Street. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3685 I am not passive- aggressive. I'm doing my back exercises. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3686 Jane said Tom wasn't bold enough. That Tom just "let people walk all over him." Tom had to prove her wrong. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3687 You never could get around me, Fred. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3688 As CEO of my family's business, I never experienced being stepped over for a promotion. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3689 This 1-800-WiFi-Doc has gotten way out of hand. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3690 What the hay, it's my last day. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3691 You should see how my big money donors walk over me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3692 Step on an Banker, break your mother's credit score. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3693 Beats me. What does he look like from the waist down? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3694 It's my fault for forgetting the chalk. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3695 That's right just walk all over me! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3696 Whoever called me a door mat was correct. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3697 Quick: This man requires an immediate Heimlich Maneuver ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3698 Just proving Ted Cruz's point! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3699 It's time to go back to Kansas. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3700 Republicans... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3701 My independent poll has Trump favored 7 to 1 among voters with dirty underwear. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3702 New York, New York, it's a wonderful town.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3703 Matt, is that you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3704 Any day now the babies will hatch. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3705 I'm taking a traffic survey 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3706 No, I'm a philosopher. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3707 Well how about that there ARE 300,000 little holes in the ceiling! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3708 Ahh! A new perspective is just what I needed! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3709 Sorry. I overshlept today. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3710 That cloud looks like a man lying on a sidewalk. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3711 It's just a drone away, it's just a drone away, yeah. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3712 Like my wife keeps telling me I let people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3713 Woah! That cloud looks like a derivative! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3714 One of the benefits of working for a premiere investment bank: mid-day sunbathing right outside my office. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3715 My "year of yes" is starting a little slow. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3716 This protest is not going well. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3717 Hey Hon, come look! That guy who thinks he's Frank Sinatra is down there again singing "Call Me Irresponsible." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3718 I'm still alive and well. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3719 Amazing, you all look so 3D. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3720 Either I move for smart phones, or I'm toast. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3721 When you party to hard the night before! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3722 Finally, my own star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3723 Utopia. I mind my own business and the mind theirs. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3724 I see you are wearing your lifts today Edward. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3725 You and the dog were the only ones to notice 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3726 If you can get walked on here, you can get walked on anywhere. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3727 The sign says no parking or standing! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3728 I'm in an Escher state of mind. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3729 It's a social experiment! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3730 Just for a change, it actually feels good being the one stepped on. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3731 It may be a dog eat dog world, but I will take a dog any day. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3732 I guess there's more to this Desnudas thing than I realized. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3733 Hey, would one of you mind hitting the snooze button for me? Hello? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3734 I've probably taken more 2:00 a.m. phone calls than anyone on that panel. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3735 Fido said. "That sidewalk artist didn't fool me" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3736 Careful its a new suit 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3737 You were right, Macy: "Try to walk away and I stumble..." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3738 Best case this is his dream, and we don't really exist. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3739 I'm no Donald Trump. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3740 Frankly, I don't see why this is a problem for her. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3741 So I said boss, I'm tired of you stepping all over me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3742 The doctor says it's good for my heartburn 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3743 This form of passive-resistance, I predict, will one day soon end the torment of the cruel sit-up. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3744 Waddaya mean, this is the most pathetic response to a Wall Street crash you've ever seen? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3745 No one's tripped over me yet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3746 Yep. Life's just a patchwork quilt. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3747 "BUDDY, watch the rib cage," thought Jack. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3748 Damn, Trump must have won today.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3749 I thought, 'Don't Tread on Me,' was a Metaphor'! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3750 Its so much better to be one of the cracks in the system than to fall through one! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3751 It's the sunniest spot in a 10 block radius. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3752 You're going to slam right into the guy in front of you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3753 Well, my relator did say there were skyline views. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3754 Bob "The Human Doormat" enjoys his vacation in Manhattan. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3755 To finish my biography, I need to understand what Jeb's presidential run felt like. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3756 Hey, didn't we just see you in a movie 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3757 People have become so blind to whats in front of them that they keep going without realizing what is actually happening. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3758 Catnaps are contagious. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3759 I learned this at Disney World. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3760 keep walking 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3761 I just love to people watch. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3762 It occurred to me that I didn't have to go to work. In fact, I didn't have to do anything. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3763 This is what is known as "down on your luck!" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3764 Allemande left. No see. Go! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3765 I declare myself to be the first human Speed Bump! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3766 With the ever increasing cost of air travel, Brian decided to have his summer vacation exactly where he was. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3767 You wouldn't happen to be a unicorn, would you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3768 Doctor, do you ever have the feeling you're being trampled on? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3769 It is NOT a beer gut. It's groundswell. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3770 I'm a one percenter and I deserve it. I'm a one percenter doing penance.It was penance or prison. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3771 Ah! And that one is shaped just like a mid-level executive! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3772 Looks like a textbook candidate for cognitive therapy. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3773 I'm the new ad man for "death of a salesman" opening on Broadway next month. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3774 Life really is a beach. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3775 They don't call me 'speed-bump' for nothing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3776 Just a typical day at the office and getting walked on 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3777 This is a crazy way to get the job done. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3778 I'm the company stepping stone. It's part of our non-discrimination program. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3779 I'm connecting with the cloud, if you don't mind! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3780 Now I understand what he meant. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3781 They told me to gather concrete evidence. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3782 It's 'Park' Avenue, people. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3783 I'm auditioning for a reality tv show. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3784 Sure, just walk over me like you don't see me. I see you! I see the real you!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3785 Earth to Intelsat—click dammit. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3786 It's part of my initiation for working at Doormats Inc. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3787 Nicholas wanted to be absolutely certain his mother's back would break. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3788 That one looks like an angry commuter who needs his shoes resoled. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3789 *Sigh* At least this is better than Wall Street. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3790 Scalia's dead? Screw it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3791 I really expected an out of body experience to be much better than this. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3792 My whole life, everyone has walked all over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3793 Your feet are problematic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3794 Isn't New York the greatest? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3795 We really could use another park around here. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3796 I'll take it! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3797 Finally a cure for a long standing business problem-Doormat Therapy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3798 Ah, New York! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3799 To lay, to lie, laying, lying, and even laid and lain, I am alone. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3800 Hey I can see everyone's misanthropy from down here! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3801 It isn't easy to see meteor showers in the city 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3802 Sidewalk jam, talk bout lying down on the job! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3803 Hmmm ... I wonder if my supervisor is walking to work today. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3804 Wall Street christens Walk of Fame. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3805 See, I really do have trouble getting people to listen to me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3806 If the Presidential Election were held today ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3807 'Thanks for not going over my head.' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3808 Although unpredictable, I'm afraid my resilience has been negatively affected. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3809 Stepping on my heart is not a short cut !!!!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3810 Anybody else getting a message from the ceiling fan? No you wouldn't be, would you? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3811 I feel like sidewalk kill. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3812 Oh, I'm a Republican metaphor for Obama's foreign policy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3813 Americans - So busy and distracted you can lay down on the street and not get touched or questioned. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3814 And then I thought, 'Why am I even bothering to stand up?' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3815 Our company's Drone is taking my new ID picture for work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3816 No, I'm not progressive. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3817 My therapist says I need to start letting people walk all over me, and that I need to be a better listener. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3818 That will be $57.75 for avoidance counseling. Please see my Paypal account. That will be $57.75 for avoidance counseling. Please... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3819 I'm rebranding myself to be a steppingstone to success. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3820 Nothing to see here folks, just another victim of the status quo 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3821 a community service brought to you by the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham & Howe. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3822 The psychiatrist said I should stop acting like a door mat.... old habits are hard to break ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3823 And there's the cow. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3824 Trump is right - I'm a loser. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3825 A bet's a bet. Even if Denver did get lucky. OR: Job hunting has become a race to demonstrate your abilities as world class corporate sycophant. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3826 "Till Eulenspiegel" is s-o-o-o-o relaxing! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3827 I'm hoping for a mini skirt and thong. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3828 Woah, watch your step sir, thanks 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3829 Our company attempted to implement human speed bumps to slow down trips to the water cooler. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3830 Whoa, both parents are back on the nest. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3831 This is how I met my first wife. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3832 Doc told me to "take 5" at the top of every hour, and it's the top of the hour. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3833 Relax folks! Nobody gets off this sidewalk until the New Yorker says so. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3834 Sometimes I just like to lie here and watch the world go by. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3835 "No, I mean literally, I'm always letting people walk all over me". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3836 Don't let the bed bugs bite 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3837 My analyst thinks I stop being a doormat 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3838 Ah! The meeting was postponed! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3839 The Priest gave me a choice a day of this or five hours of Hawaiian music 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3840 After the financial crisis of 2008, it took Bob awhile to get comfortable with his "new" Tempur-Pedic ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3841 Don't you recognize a slacker when you see one, mister. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3842 Rush, rush, rush. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3843 I really hate to inconvenience any of you, but I just collapsed and am short of breath. Would one of you be so kind as to please call 911? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3844 It's a new full body workout. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3845 Slow down and be sane 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3846 Ha! Try calling me a doormat now. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3847 I'm protesting in support of the flat tax. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3848 We also serve, who watch and wait. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3849 Twister's gone real time! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3850 My repose cannot be compromised. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3851 What am I doing lying on the floor? Well, what are you doing hanging from the ceiling? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3852 I'm getting married in the morning! Ding dong! The bells are gonna chime. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3853 People are to obsess with their phones. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3854 Rocky Mountain highhhh, in Colorado. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3855 Still beats Conference Bike meetings. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3856 This is not about me! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3857 My therapist suggested I get a new perspective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3858 Radiohead - "Just" (1995), directed by Jamie Thraves 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3859 I see a cloud shaped like Jane Jacobs. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3860 I did not pick the best place to do my sit-ups. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3861 You see, THIS is 'literally' letting people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3862 They call me "old fashioned," but I know a thing or two about Street Level Marketing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3863 I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3864 Go ahead. Walk all over me. You're still not getting a bonus. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3865 Nom Myoho Renge Kyo..... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3866 I gotta be me..ee! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3867 " I'm having a good day today. as long as the guy who wears golf shoes doesn't come by". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3868 I only look like a painting. Please tread lightly 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3869 It's a wonderful day in the neighborhood so won't you be my neighbor. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3870 I felt that everyone should be able to say they had to climb over someone to get to their position at work. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3871 Somewhere over the rainbow bluebirds fly. Birds fly over the rainbow. Why then, oh why can't I? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3872 This is my impression of Jeb Bush. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3873 I'll be up in a minute, don't start without me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3874 Hey, buddy --you gotta step back over me in reverse, it's bad luck! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3875 I'm not in the way, I'm ON the way. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3876 This feels like summer camp compared to date night with my wife! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3877 Vote for the legalization of Pot Therapy.....the benefits are obvious to all. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3878 We take our obstructionism very seriously. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3879 Trump Tower elevator step down and up to the White House. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3880 Pounding the Pavement 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3881 Sorry my shrink is trying to get me to stop letting people walk all over me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3882 How "Walk on By" was inspied....... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3883 You don't have the right of way. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3884 That one looks like a businessman. With a briefcase! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3885 It was either this 100 hours community service or Danbury. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3886 Give my concession speech to my mom and tell her I'm finally getting noticed. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3887 There are right ways and wrong ways to fix a cracked sidewalk. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3888 Go ahead and tell me. I am taking the news lying down. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3889 Swing your partner then dosey-doe. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3890 My performance evaluation says I need to know what it feels like to have people walk all over me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3891 London Bridge has fallen down, can't get up, 9-1-1! London Bridge has collapsed on the ground, my bad back! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3892 Just like I said, People will walk all over you if you let them. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3893 Bless you and thank you for helping in my Lenten penance! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3894 ?? "He was a daay-a-aaa tripper!" ?? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3895 I'm just a speed-bump on the sidewalk of life. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3896 I won the lottery, I won the lottery! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3897 This was the quickest way I could think of to check everyone's privilege. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3898 ... I've looked at clouds from both sides now ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3899 The Constitution allows me to meditate whenever and wherever I choose. What's your problem? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3900 I find that diagonal gives me the best chance to direct traffic. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3901 My wife says I should view people from another angle. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3902 Goodbye Blue Monday 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3903 That one looks like an airplane. Or a rabbit. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3904 Go ahead walk all over me why not the government does 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0