Contest #893 Summary

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Number of captions	5513
Number of responses	1085728
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Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	The seller isn't willing to come down.	1.7935	0.01027	5970	2624	1955	1391
1	According to the Trump organization, it's 30,000 square feet.	1.7773	0.01132	5667	2827	1275	1565
2	The other prospective buyer fell through.	1.7498	0.00934	7326	3485	2189	1652
3	The owner moved back in with his parents.	1.7355	0.00961	6511	3045	2143	1323
4	You asked to see something in your price range	1.7330	0.01922	1622	760	535	327
5	The current owner is very motivated to sell before his parents get home.	1.7302	0.00830	9235	4523	2681	2031
6	You did ask for a house on Elm...	1.7039	0.01067	5276	2597	1644	1035
7	The seller will accept cash, candy, or comic books.	1.7039	0.01078	4998	2411	1656	931
8	Open concept, wooden accents, great views. And it grows on you.	1.7031	0.01273	3762	1871	1137	754
9	The previous couple had a falling out.	1.6914	0.01201	4184	2106	1263	815
10	I can probably get them to throw in a tire swing.	1.6911	0.00953	5713	2638	2202	873
11	I should let you know, there’s a family of squirrels who have already made a very competitive offer	1.6875	0.01049	5452	2752	1652	1048
12	This is a good example of the architect’s early work.	1.6857	0.01020	5790	2939	1732	1119
13	Finally, a place we can afford and the grandkids will want to visit.	1.6848	0.01023	5523	2740	1784	999
14	I’d love to give you a tour, but unfortunately no girls are allowed.	1.6846	0.01050	5482	2794	1623	1065
15	It includes the password to the neighbor's WIFI.	1.6840	0.01054	5224	2603	1669	952
16	In your price range, it's either this or the bouncy house.	1.6797	0.00955	6494	3295	1984	1215
17	We like it but the seller isn’t willing to come down.	1.6757	0.01243	3836	1960	1160	716
18	It's perfect for your mother.	1.6723	0.01462	2777	1428	831	518
19	The seller is very motivated since he starts 5th grade next week.	1.6719	0.00997	5605	2782	1880	943
20	And the owner is willing to negotiate, since you are his parents.	1.6696	0.01037	5629	2940	1609	1080
21	If this were in Central Park you couldn't touch it.	1.6676	0.01750	1868	948	593	327
22	Smaller footprint, eco-friendly, open floor plan, traditional craftsmanship, plenty of natural light, tree views and safe from flooding - it ticks all of your must haves.	1.6674	0.01605	2207	1116	709	382
23	Let’s try to talk him down.	1.6663	0.01143	4183	2074	1431	678
24	I've found you a high rise in your price range.	1.6619	0.00985	5916	3034	1848	1034
25	It's ideal for empty nesters.	1.6615	0.01041	4942	2443	1729	770
26	The neighbors are a little squirrly but it’s in your price range.	1.6613	0.01524	2282	1122	811	349
27	This one still has the original hardwood flooring.	1.6603	0.01245	3527	1766	1193	568
28	Tree bedroom no bath.	1.6548	0.01030	5579	2945	1615	1019
29	The sellers are empty nesters.	1.6538	0.01264	3310	1647	1162	501
30	Just imagine the view ten to twenty years from now.	1.6533	0.01025	5220	2650	1730	840
31	It's really a starter home. You can eventually branch out.	1.6531	0.00999	5515	2805	1818	892
32	We call it an Upper Fixer.	1.6519	0.01326	3160	1619	1022	519
33	A dog house down the street just sold for $750,000!	1.6512	0.02036	1356	700	429	227
34	The wood floors are original.	1.6511	0.01269	3267	1628	1151	488
35	The ‘No Girls Allowed’ clause is negotiable.	1.6504	0.01113	4397	2234	1466	697
36	The previous occupant is grounded.	1.6502	0.01019	5343	2743	1726	874
37	When the neighbors fly South you’ll have the whole place to yourself.	1.6477	0.01134	4331	2237	1383	711
38	It was a $1,000-a-night Airbnb during the pandemic.	1.6344	0.01558	2136	1087	743	306
39	You're in luck. The owner is highly motivated. He wants to buy a bicycle.	1.6291	0.01065	4886	2595	1508	783
40	I'm sorry but the owner says there are no girls allowed.	1.6236	0.01534	2439	1331	695	413
41	The home comes with the original hardwood.	1.6224	0.01277	3268	1720	1062	486
42	Unfortunately the owner won’t come down.	1.6203	0.01319	3089	1639	984	466
43	It comes with the tree.	1.6200	0.01521	2316	1227	742	347
44	It’s a perfect location for a branch manager.	1.6110	0.01478	2450	1317	769	364
45	It’s definitely a step up.	1.6105	0.01466	2308	1197	813	298
46	They couldn't afford the upkeep on their allowance.	1.6023	0.01313	2899	1530	992	377
47	it's a great house for people that want to set down some roots.	1.5911	0.01946	1257	661	449	147
48	The seller is motivated, mostly by puberty.	1.5853	0.01275	3629	2135	864	630
49	It really is the perfect home for empty nesters.	1.5839	0.01262	3391	1915	972	504
50	The previous owners just grew out of it.	1.5777	0.01263	3071	1674	1020	377
51	There’s no bathroom, but you can go behind the tree.	1.5758	0.01370	2930	1690	793	447
52	Think of it as more of a ‘beech’ house.	1.5748	0.02223	1030	574	320	136
53	The deed has a “no girls allowed” covenant, but it’s unenforceable.	1.5709	0.01409	2752	1595	743	414
54	It's the only walk-up available in your price range.	1.5678	0.01504	2293	1304	676	313
55	And one day, you can leave it to your kids.	1.5648	0.01415	2385	1314	795	276
56	They built it as a mother-in-law unit.	1.5611	0.01575	2265	1351	557	357
57	If it's not roomy enough, you can always build up.	1.5516	0.01772	2027	1303	330	394
58	We would really be going out on a limb with this purchase.	1.5512	0.01861	1397	792	440	165
59	I’d give you a tour, but you need the password.	1.5485	0.01842	1825	1163	323	339
60	No, but there's bike parking.	1.5470	0.02102	1022	567	351	104
61	You look surprised, but I told you it was a walk-up.	1.5469	0.01700	1770	1035	502	233
62	It recently came on the market after the zoning was changed from “No girls allowed.”	1.5386	0.01827	1595	962	407	226
63	The tree is not included with the purchase.	1.5360	0.01839	1582	960	396	226
64	Exposed wood beams are really in right now	1.5352	0.01824	1463	854	435	174
65	It'll grow on you.	1.5309	0.01908	1392	832	381	179
66	Don't you just love going to open houses?	1.5266	0.02045	1314	819	298	197
67	I understand the seller's looking to close before they leave for summer camp, so we'll have to act fast.	1.5260	0.01947	1270	749	374	147
68	Seller prefers all cash offers but will accept candies, baseball cards or slingshots.	1.5259	0.02052	1215	735	321	159
69	We can close the deal with a secret handshake.	1.5257	0.01930	1244	723	388	133
70	You can talk to the builders, they’ll be home from school soon!	1.5249	0.02021	1263	768	327	168
71	It does have hardwood floors.	1.5236	0.01891	1335	788	395	152
72	My client wants it sold before recess today.	1.5231	0.02049	1233	753	315	165
73	I promise, it’ll grow on you.	1.5206	0.01969	1191	697	368	126
74	True, it is a treehouse. But we thought a "personal penthouse nature sanctuary" more accurately captures its essence.	1.5196	0.02174	1099	676	275	148
75	It’s really beautiful in the fall.	1.5176	0.01949	1196	699	375	122
76	Sorry, the seller says no girls allowed.	1.5141	0.02155	1171	741	258	172
77	Unfortunately there’s a clause in the deed that states no girls are allowed.	1.5137	0.02252	1057	665	241	151
78	The sellers say they loved it, but just outgrew it.	1.5096	0.02119	1044	626	304	114
79	Perfect for empty nesters.	1.5087	0.02255	1038	654	240	144
80	The previous owners are now busy with middle school.	1.5080	0.02040	1063	625	336	102
81	The previous owner grew up.	1.5063	0.02165	1039	636	280	123
82	Honey, I really prefer the Gingerbread House.	1.5046	0.02348	868	529	240	99
83	And here’s the in-law suite, as advertised.	1.5021	0.02357	958	612	211	135
84	Location, location, location. Not to mention open floor plan, hardwood floors and move-in ready.	1.5011	0.02296	892	543	251	98
85	The seller is motivated. He's saving up for a bicycle.	1.5011	0.02215	952	578	271	103
86	It's the perfect starter home for that 42-year-old son living in your basement.	1.5000	0.02333	938	591	225	122
87	You can have pets, but they will be squirrels	1.4994	0.02281	903	551	253	99
88	It's really more of a pied-à-tree.	1.4994	0.02384	807	488	235	84
89	Well, you said you wanted to put down roots.	1.4994	0.02444	803	494	217	92
90	My client will only accept cash offers or possibly rare baseball cards.	1.4989	0.02276	888	538	257	93
91	For an all-cash offer, the seller will throw in a tire swing.	1.4983	0.02352	869	536	233	100
92	The seller is in time-out.	1.4978	0.02403	922	593	199	130
93	Hope neither of you is a sleepwalker.	1.4978	0.02287	894	546	251	97
94	The previous tenants moved to sixth grade.	1.4972	0.02318	889	548	240	101
95	They're moving to a big oak down the street.	1.4955	0.02236	882	529	269	84
96	It's a second-story minimalist home in the heart of nature	1.4953	0.02376	860	535	224	101
97	This one is almost within your budget.	1.4947	0.02328	855	523	241	91
98	The owner is moving back in with his folks.	1.4941	0.02407	848	531	215	102
99	Do you think your Mother could manage the steps?”	1.4930	0.02495	781	488	201	92
100	I’ll have to speak to the branch manager	1.4924	0.02583	792	512	170	110
101	"Three steps and you're home."	1.4921	0.02306	823	495	251	77
102	A home which, I believe, perfectly embodies your commitment to a plant-based lifestyle.	1.4901	0.02418	806	500	217	89
103	For a high rise, this is as cheap as it gets	1.4881	0.02312	797	478	249	70
104	The previous owners outgrew it.	1.4879	0.02277	869	532	250	87
105	It's being sold as is, is not, is too.	1.4878	0.02760	738	493	130	115
106	The owners are highly motivated. In fact, they have already moved their nuts to a secure location.	1.4874	0.02479	796	503	198	95
107	I realize it looks small, but there is plenty of potential for growth.	1.4864	0.02366	738	439	239	60
108	What can I do to make this treehouse your treehome?	1.4862	0.02500	759	475	199	85
109	The current owners are empty nesters.	1.4857	0.02483	805	513	193	99
110	At least we won't need to worry about the basement flooding.	1.4848	0.02408	790	489	219	82
111	His parents are moving, so the seller is definitely motivated.	1.4842	0.02532	760	482	188	90
112	And, as the tree grows, you'll be able to add on a second floor.	1.4837	0.02368	767	465	233	69
113	Just be aware the neighbor is a little squirrely.	1.4836	0.02667	701	449	165	87
114	OK. I may have misunderstood when you said you were looking for a beech house.	1.4827	0.02691	721	471	152	98
115	It’s the childhood home you never had.”	1.4816	0.02469	760	475	204	81
116	I assume you know the tree is priced separately	1.4814	0.02532	779	501	181	97
117	Yes, natural hardwood floors.	1.4807	0.02507	753	475	194	84
118	The architect was to join us but has band practice”	1.4795	0.02650	707	455	165	87
119	It doesn't include the tree.	1.4787	0.02716	727	483	140	104
120	It's yours for the right secret password.	1.4775	0.02454	710	434	213	63
121	It’s a little higher than you were wanting to go.	1.4766	0.02603	684	431	180	73
122	What if I told you the owner is prepared to include a flashlight and sleeping bags?	1.4758	0.02500	723	452	198	73
123	It’s a step up from the couch cushion fort.	1.4752	0.02556	686	428	190	68
124	The “No girls allowed” covenant has been removed.	1.4743	0.02588	721	463	174	84
125	The owner's motivated. He's 12 and wants a Playstation.	1.4736	0.02565	701	443	184	74
126	And it's zoned for a tire swing, hammock, and cuckoo nest.	1.4735	0.02736	642	412	156	74
127	There is one offer, but it's from a girl and they're not allowed.	1.4720	0.02849	642	426	129	87
128	It's in a growing market.	1.4701	0.02539	636	388	197	51
129	This just screams mother in law.	1.4694	0.02760	637	413	149	75
130	This is not what we meant when we said we were ‘empty nesters’	1.4678	0.02909	622	417	119	86
131	You wanted to see something in your budget range!	1.4677	0.02703	620	393	164	63
132	And the best part is, it comes with a free secret club membership!	1.4674	0.02907	567	367	135	65
133	Green living, sustainable, zero emissions	1.4669	0.02651	649	413	169	67
134	I'm going to go out on a limb and say this is the perfect house for you.	1.4661	0.02636	663	424	169	70
135	This one won't last	1.4660	0.02651	661	424	166	71
136	Is that with or without the tree?	1.4649	0.02616	626	391	179	56
137	No matter what the market does, you'll never be underwater.	1.4642	0.02702	614	390	163	61
138	It’s a perfect mother in law cottage.	1.4640	0.02715	681	451	144	86
139	This is what I could find for your price point here in Seattle.	1.4619	0.02791	630	415	139	76
140	The seller is very motivated and will accept baseball cards.	1.4615	0.02910	585	387	126	72
141	This is as good as it gets for a top-floor penthouse in your price range.	1.4615	0.02795	650	434	132	84
142	The seller’s agent is a meanie.	1.4613	0.02782	555	349	156	50
143	The current owner is moving to middle school in the fall."	1.4601	0.02829	576	372	143	61
144	This house is perfect for empty nesters!	1.4593	0.02691	614	392	162	60
145	The only down side is that it is still zoned for ‘no girls allowed’”	1.4589	0.02846	608	403	131	74
146	The owner is willing to take video games instead of cash.	1.4587	0.02738	593	379	156	58
147	I said tea house, Bob. Tea house.	1.4584	0.03148	517	348	101	68
148	The seller says girls are now allowed	1.4581	0.02840	596	392	135	69
149	Of course it's secure. You can't enter unless you say the password.	1.4570	0.02839	558	359	143	56
150	I also have a listing for a blanket fort that might interest you.	1.4567	0.02854	589	388	133	68
151	The hardwood is all original, but the plywood was installed last year.	1.4566	0.02699	565	353	166	46
152	It should be waterfront property within the decade!	1.4561	0.02863	513	323	146	44
153	A comp down the street went for $4 over asking.	1.4551	0.02918	534	346	133	55
154	Still has the original hard wood floors!	1.4549	0.03104	488	320	114	54
155	Of course, the tree is extra.	1.4547	0.02909	585	391	122	72
156	If you want to stay under budget you need to be willing to branch out.”	1.4541	0.02798	566	364	147	55
157	Believe it or not, you're actually getting in on the ground floor.	1.4539	0.02787	553	352	151	50
158	It's really more of a chop down.	1.4537	0.02822	540	344	147	49
159	I got them to budge a little on price, but they are sticking to the “no girls allowed” clause.	1.4535	0.02895	602	406	119	77
160	Note the original woodwork.	1.4534	0.02820	569	369	142	58
161	Technically, it’s a climb-up, not a walk-up.	1.4523	0.02791	555	355	149	51
162	The prior tenant was grounded and sent to his room.	1.4522	0.02758	544	343	156	45
163	Besides the below market price, you won’t need flood insurance.	1.4512	0.02786	543	345	151	47
164	And it comes with a club membership.	1.4511	0.02973	532	351	122	59
165	Act fast - I have a buyer pedaling in from Cleveland after school.	1.4508	0.02929	590	400	114	76
166	The views from the wraparound deck are spectacular.	1.4497	0.02722	547	344	160	43
167	Unfortunately, this property has a restrictive covenant that prohibits adults and girls	1.4477	0.03044	545	371	104	70
168	I can’t tell you how many families are flocking to this neighborhood.	1.4476	0.03131	496	333	104	59
169	. . . and the first story still has the original oak floors.	1.4475	0.02986	514	338	122	54
170	It's a little pricier because of the view.	1.4469	0.02892	537	351	132	54
171	No, just the house. We don’t own the land.	1.4462	0.02944	502	325	130	47
172	That hole in the floor is the master bath.	1.4455	0.03134	532	368	91	73
173	Honey, its like our place in Manhattan, but with grass.	1.4447	0.03174	470	314	103	53
174	All our properties are constructed with sustainable, locally sourced materials.	1.4444	0.02822	549	357	140	52
175	Now that our son has turned 18, he's downsizing to a man cave in the basement.	1.4436	0.02841	514	329	142	43
176	We call it "eventual" oceanfront property.	1.4435	0.03091	469	308	114	47
177	It was in escrow -- the buyer fell out.	1.4434	0.03080	539	371	97	71
178	Hate to pressure you but I can only hold this one until the owner gets home from school.	1.4429	0.03023	508	338	115	55
179	This was the only tiny house available in your price range.	1.4412	0.02959	485	314	128	43
180	Really elevated view, technically a walkout, and best of all… in your price range.	1.4412	0.02974	485	315	126	44
181	This one's perfect for empty nesters.	1.4397	0.03161	489	333	97	59
182	The owners are asking for best and final offers by Monday before bedtime.	1.4393	0.03353	428	290	88	50
183	Yes, it has hard woods throughout.	1.4391	0.03069	517	352	103	62
184	Tree not included.	1.4389	0.03177	483	329	96	58
185	So, with your budget in mind - I wanted to show you one of our most recent listings.	1.4384	0.03279	463	318	87	58
186	Just one room. No heat, no plumbing, no electricity. But it is San Francisco, for under 1.4.	1.4382	0.03458	429	298	74	57
187	So far, in your price range, this is it .	1.4381	0.02994	493	325	120	48
188	‘The previous tenant is motivated to sell now that they have started eighth grade.’	1.4379	0.03147	475	320	102	53
189	Both kitchen and bathroom are pretend.	1.4375	0.03187	464	313	99	52
190	Its a great house but the neighbors are a little squirrelly.	1.4373	0.02893	542	361	125	56
191	They use a bucket.	1.4371	0.03289	453	310	88	55
192	When everyone else is underwater with their real estate purchases, you won't be.	1.4371	0.02930	437	274	135	28
193	The tree is sold separately.	1.4369	0.03149	483	328	99	56
194	The seller has his eyes on a new skateboard, so it's priced to move.	1.4367	0.03232	458	311	94	53
195	Neither of you are sleep walkers, right?	1.4356	0.02996	489	323	119	47
196	The seller just lowered the asking price in a bucket.	1.4348	0.03002	506	339	114	53
197	It’s a sprucer-upper.	1.4348	0.02994	483	318	120	45
198	When he gets back from little league practice, I'll present your offer to the owner.	1.4345	0.02971	504	335	119	50
199	Ideal for empty nesters....	1.4345	0.02974	481	315	123	43
200	The kid goes with it.	1.4329	0.03282	462	320	84	58
201	And if you’re more interested in something on the ground-level at your price range, the dog also just moved out.	1.4309	0.03190	485	336	89	60
202	"It's an original Frank Lloyd Wright design... from his early years."	1.4306	0.03374	432	299	80	53
203	The tree comes with the house.	1.4303	0.02942	488	321	124	43
204	Call it an “novelty stay” on Airbnb and you’ll get $100 a night easy.	1.4299	0.03249	428	288	96	44
205	The architect went to a prestigious preschool.	1.4298	0.03210	456	311	94	51
206	It’s got the original hardwood floors.	1.4297	0.02957	491	325	121	45
207	And finally, we have the empty nesters’ one-bedroom.	1.4295	0.03016	461	303	118	40
208	It has hardwood... everything!	1.4295	0.03057	475	318	110	47
209	You're the first couple to see it. Until last week it was "No girls allowed."	1.4292	0.03282	431	293	91	47
210	Here we are then, a detached bespoke designed, eco-friendly building with low utility bills and stunning views - all within your price range	1.4292	0.03019	480	320	114	46
211	The HOA requires a secret handshake.	1.4286	0.03237	427	287	97	43
212	It comes with comics the previous tenant left behind and a great view of the neighbor’s bedroom.	1.4276	0.03281	428	291	91	46
213	I think there's a good chance of securing a home loan from the Lending Tree.	1.4273	0.03234	454	312	90	52
214	It’s small, but it’s perfect for K-I-S-S-I-N-G.	1.4253	0.03368	395	267	88	40
215	The prior owner grew out of the space.	1.4251	0.02933	454	294	127	33
216	The current owner is about to start 7th grade, so he’s highly motivated to sell.	1.4251	0.03193	447	304	96	47
217	A fixer AND an upper, in your price range.	1.4249	0.03333	433	300	82	51
218	The owner’s willing to throw in a string telephone	1.4236	0.03427	406	281	78	47
219	The seller’s willing to accept a baseball glove or bicycle.	1.4233	0.03097	430	284	110	36
220	It's the perfect home for an empty nester!	1.4232	0.03221	423	285	97	41
221	Now strictly speaking, this one is 'no girls allowed' but I think there's some wiggle room.	1.4227	0.03236	414	278	97	39
222	This one is completely wireless.	1.4219	0.03306	429	296	85	48
223	I wouldn’t sit on this one for too long.	1.4213	0.03166	489	343	86	60
224	Well no, it doesn’t have a bath. But every day at noon, you can climb down and run through the sprinkler.	1.4212	0.03573	349	237	77	35
225	You won't find a more eco-friendly house than this.	1.4208	0.03004	423	274	120	29
226	The previous owners moved to middle school.”	1.4205	0.03551	352	239	78	35
227	You should see what a treehouse like this in NYC costs.	1.4201	0.03256	407	274	95	38
228	Imagine waking up every day feeling like a kid again!	1.4197	0.03392	417	291	77	49
229	Yes, that is the original hardwood flooring.	1.4196	0.03254	429	294	90	45
230	I'm sorry, no girls allowed.	1.4194	0.03221	403	269	99	35
231	Yes, that is a lot of money, but this is Palo Alto.	1.4191	0.03305	408	278	89	41
232	Keep in mind…You’re paying for the views	1.4188	0.03305	382	255	94	33
233	And this is the mother-in-law suite.	1.4179	0.03392	414	289	77	48
234	This one has all hardwood floors.	1.4171	0.03117	422	281	106	35
235	It's very open concept.	1.4169	0.03149	367	236	109	22
236	We’ve elevated the tiny home concept.	1.4169	0.03460	403	283	72	48
237	This is the only walk up you’re going to find outside the downtown area	1.4159	0.03309	416	287	85	44
238	The ad clearly stated “walk up”.	1.4153	0.03132	378	245	109	24
239	I'm terribly sorry folks, but the owner is quite adamant! No girls allowed!	1.4150	0.03460	400	281	72	47
240	The HOA is a little squirrely.	1.4144	0.03122	444	302	100	42
241	Trust me - this is a place you can put down roots	1.4138	0.03131	464	321	94	49
242	Views to die for, if you're not careful.	1.4136	0.03843	324	228	58	38
243	Your husband thought your mother would love it.	1.4135	0.03255	416	285	90	41
244	The owners have become empty-nesters.	1.4130	0.03241	385	257	97	31
245	Full disclosure, the tree is a lease.	1.4125	0.03274	383	257	94	32
246	The owners left for a taller tree.	1.4119	0.03178	403	270	100	33
247	Right after closing, you'll get the super secret password.	1.4118	0.03266	391	264	93	34
248	¨You did say that you were looking to downsize.¨	1.4118	0.03175	374	245	104	25
249	But wait until you see the inside!	1.4108	0.03125	409	273	104	32
250	Listen! Make up your mind. There are two 12-year-olds on the way with cash in their pockets.	1.4096	0.03502	376	263	72	41
251	This little charmer is squarely in your budget range.	1.4090	0.03188	379	251	101	27
252	It doesn’t have a kitchen. You come down for dinner when the street lights come on.	1.4085	0.03265	377	253	94	30
253	Legally, I have to tell you this is a tree house.	1.4074	0.03617	351	246	67	38
254	It’s just perfect for empty nesters like yourselves.	1.4068	0.03303	413	288	82	43
255	It puts the upper in fixer-upper.	1.4066	0.03202	391	263	97	31
256	It’s been vacant since the owner turned twelve”	1.4066	0.03671	332	231	67	34
257	On the plus side, it is flood-resistant.	1.4066	0.03182	364	239	102	23
258	We’ve got a motivated seller — saving up for a new bike.	1.4062	0.03719	352	252	57	43
259	The seller just graduated middle school, so she's motivated.	1.4061	0.03160	426	292	95	39
260	It's in your price range.	1.4061	0.03284	394	270	88	36
261	The one bathroom is on the ground floor.	1.4059	0.03444	372	258	77	37
262	Sure, it’s the smallest house in the neighborhood but it’s the only one not in the flood plane.	1.4053	0.03190	417	286	93	38
263	And you get an automatic membership into the club...	1.4051	0.03367	390	271	80	39
264	If it's out of your price range, there's a nice fixer upper in the oak tree down the street.	1.4050	0.03229	400	273	92	35
265	If this doesn't suit you, there's a box fort over on Maple you might like.	1.4050	0.03209	400	272	94	34
266	You can tell everyone that you have a little place in an aspen.	1.4047	0.03226	383	258	95	30
267	We prefer the term ‘arboreal home’	1.4043	0.03395	376	260	80	36
268	The seller is recently grounded and needs to downsize.	1.4038	0.03398	369	254	81	34
269	If you’re going to make an offer, I’d do it now. The seller wants best and final by nap time.	1.4036	0.03483	384	272	69	43
270	Everything you ever wanted or dreampt about, Living in the Clouds! Lots of privacy, very little foot traffic!	1.4034	0.03203	352	231	100	21
271	It's aloft	1.4029	0.03339	350	235	89	26
272	It’s on the higher side, but still within reach.	1.4022	0.03132	368	242	104	22
273	No, it wasn't a spelling mistake. It's a treeplex.	1.4021	0.03449	383	270	72	41
274	Trust me, this won't last long.	1.4018	0.03644	341	240	65	36
275	Well it’s definitely a few steps up from where you live now.	1.4011	0.03299	374	255	88	31
276	The asking price is 12 sandwiches and is negotiable.	1.4006	0.03441	342	233	81	28
277	And here’s a wonderful late 70’s starter home built by Timmy and friends. It comes equipped with old Playboy magazines.	1.4006	0.03478	357	248	75	34
278	My mother-in-law finally left. So we're selling it.	1.4006	0.03595	362	258	63	41
279	My kids are flipping it	1.4006	0.03376	362	248	83	31
280	The owner is also willing to leave their AM/FM radio, slingshot, and box of lingerie ads with an all cash offer.”	1.4005	0.03409	367	254	79	34
281	The crazy part is it comes with a three-car garage.	1.4000	0.03648	355	254	60	41
282	Totally off the grid and no property taxes required.	1.4000	0.03109	380	252	104	24
283	The Keeblers are looking for a cash offer…	1.3994	0.03755	333	238	57	38
284	They're asking 10 Pokemon booster boxes.	1.3989	0.03344	356	242	86	28
285	We don't recommend this for sleepwalkers.	1.3987	0.03583	316	216	74	26
286	The hardwood floors are original.	1.3983	0.03381	354	242	83	29
287	We have a highly motivated seller; she needs a new trike.	1.3980	0.03622	304	207	73	24
288	The sellers are wondering if you could pay in candy.	1.3976	0.03628	327	228	68	31
289	This in-law suite is our most popular model.	1.3970	0.03654	330	232	65	33
290	You asked to see something affordable.	1.3969	0.03456	325	220	81	24
291	Yes it's a walk-up. But it's also a penthouse!	1.3963	0.03580	323	223	72	28
292	And this budget friendly listing exemplifies the “upper” in “fixer-upper.”	1.3962	0.03716	313	219	64	30
293	And I'll throw in the tree.	1.3960	0.03470	351	244	75	32
294	Go on up and take a look around. The password is, "no girls allowed.	1.3960	0.03385	346	236	83	27
295	It’s actually pretty spacious for the Bay area	1.3959	0.03419	341	233	81	27
296	The last owner reached puberty.	1.3958	0.03645	331	233	65	33
297	The owners are moving on to 9th grade….	1.3953	0.03592	344	243	66	35
298	And I'm sure I can do something about that "no girls" clause.	1.3947	0.03559	342	240	69	33
299	The owners are willing to throw in their NO GrLs Alowd sign.	1.3946	0.03449	370	261	72	37
300	I’m sorry, I can’t tell you the secret password till after the closing.	1.3943	0.03363	383	269	77	37
301	It has room to branch out.	1.3941	0.03364	373	260	79	34
302	The owner is moving to an Elm.	1.3936	0.03345	376	262	80	34
303	I'd make an offer before it goes any higher.	1.3935	0.03539	338	236	71	31
304	This is an original pied a terre.	1.3932	0.03709	323	229	61	33
305	Well, it's a step up from where you are now.	1.3931	0.03644	318	222	67	29
306	He won't come down on price - he won't come down period.	1.3930	0.03601	313	216	71	26
307	At least the hardwood floors are original.	1.3920	0.03552	352	250	66	36
308	I could show you something in a deciduous.	1.3918	0.03729	291	201	66	24
309	It has real hardwood floors	1.3915	0.03552	355	253	65	37
310	The owner will take baseball cards.	1.3914	0.03319	373	259	82	32
311	The seller asks that the 'no girls sign' stays and prefers the down payment in Pokemon cards.	1.3909	0.03547	330	230	71	29
312	Unfortunately, no girls allowed.	1.3908	0.03375	371	260	77	34
313	It has solid oak trim throughout	1.3907	0.03157	366	246	97	23
314	I’m so proud that our city relaxed the zoning to allow for more affordable housing options.	1.3899	0.03530	318	219	74	25
315	It's fairly small since it's just a branch office.	1.3899	0.03324	395	280	76	39
316	It might be made of oak but I think you can spruce it up.	1.3898	0.03541	313	215	74	24
317	I suggest you waive the termite inspection if you want your offer to have a real chance.	1.3889	0.03529	342	241	69	32
318	The foundation is stable, but the neigbors are a bit squirrely	1.3885	0.03773	296	208	61	27
319	The last owner really enjoyed the house but grew out of it.	1.3885	0.03246	381	264	86	31
320	Now you won't actually own the tree itself.	1.3881	0.03672	286	196	69	21
321	I hear the HOA fees are nuts.	1.3876	0.03845	307	221	53	33
322	You said you wanted cozy and kid friendly.	1.3875	0.03294	351	240	86	25
323	It's perfect for you! The only drawback is the view: you can't see the forest.	1.3873	0.03570	346	247	64	35
324	They’re asking 2.5 million but I think you could offer 2.4.	1.3868	0.03331	349	240	83	26
325	It is bigger than a typical Manhattan apartment.	1.3868	0.03611	318	223	67	28
326	I think you'll find it a bit more spacious than the shoe we looked at yesterday.	1.3866	0.03680	313	221	63	29
327	The tree is not included.	1.3864	0.03900	295	212	52	31
328	It’s rumored to be the former home of a beetle.	1.3864	0.03900	295	212	52	31
329	This house will never be lower.	1.3862	0.03732	290	202	64	24
330	As late as the 1970s this neighborhood was No Girls Allowed	1.3861	0.03421	373	266	70	37
331	The previous owners moved into a chair draped by some blankets.	1.3858	0.03562	324	227	69	28
332	Let's start with this cheerful, cozy two-story in your price range.	1.3851	0.03583	296	203	72	21
333	It's a great place but the neighbors are kind of squirrely.	1.3846	0.03378	338	233	80	25
334	Your next-door neighbor hoards nuts, but it's never been an issue.	1.3842	0.03392	354	248	76	30
335	The $500k is house-only. You'll have to rent the tree.	1.3842	0.03676	341	248	55	38
336	It’s a high rise.	1.3833	0.03439	347	244	73	30
337	And this unit is one bedroom, no bath, with some lovely hardwood everything.	1.3832	0.03431	334	232	76	26
338	And here's a charming mother-in-law suite."	1.3831	0.03719	308	219	60	29
339	Well, it was listed as a "small walk up".	1.3829	0.03539	316	220	71	25
340	I think you'll love the open concept in this one.	1.3824	0.03459	319	220	76	23
341	The previous occupants moved to middle school.	1.3824	0.03459	319	220	76	23
342	The last owner was foreclosed on for being a naughty little boy.	1.3824	0.03598	319	225	66	28
343	I encourage you to act fast before the seller enters puberty.	1.3824	0.03904	306	224	47	35
344	It’s out of the flood zone.	1.3823	0.03482	327	228	73	26
345	Last owners were empty nesters who flew the coop.	1.3810	0.03657	315	224	62	29
346	It's the only affordable high-rise place in the neighborhood.	1.3808	0.03483	344	244	69	31
347	Turns out this is the actual Trump Tower, so I'd question the list price if I were you."	1.3802	0.04067	263	189	48	26
348	The previous owner stayed for one night and got cold feet.	1.3801	0.03660	321	230	60	31
349	Think your mother can handle the stairs?	1.3799	0.03621	329	236	61	32
350	As I told you, it's cozy and charming, with lots of sunlight, located in a popular area with a nearby park. First time on the market, too.	1.3797	0.03421	295	199	80	16
351	The previous owners are in a time out.	1.3794	0.03632	340	247	57	36
352	It's the perfect place for someone wanting to put down roots.	1.3792	0.03715	298	211	61	26
353	It's less of a fixer, more of an upper.	1.3792	0.03930	269	191	54	24
354	If you want something spacious, you're barking up the wrong tree.	1.3791	0.03556	306	213	70	23
355	The wood finish is very natural.	1.3786	0.03576	280	191	72	17
356	It's listed as a bespoke penthouse loft.	1.3785	0.03774	288	204	59	25
357	This property is a cozy second-floor walkup with a 360-degree garden view. It'll go fast!	1.3776	0.03780	294	210	57	27
358	I could’ve sworn it was listed as a THREE bedroom	1.3772	0.03840	281	200	56	25
359	It's the perfect place to put down roots.	1.3770	0.03710	305	218	59	28
360	And the owner agreed to waive the "no girls allowed" policy.	1.3770	0.03768	305	220	55	30
361	You should really submit an offer by nap time if you want to be taken seriously.	1.3770	0.03670	313	224	60	29
362	It's on the city's historic register. This was Big Bird's childhood home.	1.3767	0.03767	292	208	58	26
363	Studio apartment surrounded by greenery, nestled away from the hustle and bustle of city life. Unobstructed views of the neighbourhood.	1.3767	0.03754	300	215	57	28
364	It would be perfect for your Mother-In-Law.	1.3762	0.03646	319	229	60	30
365	It's a second floor unit with a private staircase and an amazing view.	1.3761	0.03510	343	246	65	32
366	There’s no WiFi, but it comes with two free Dixie cups.	1.3759	0.03698	266	183	66	17
367	It was formerly an exclusive men’s club.	1.3759	0.03623	290	202	67	21
368	Okay, this one is a little outside your budget range, but...	1.3758	0.03700	306	219	59	28
369	The previous owners flew South.	1.3755	0.03960	269	193	51	25
370	Unfortunately, no girls are allowed.	1.3754	0.03623	325	234	60	31
371	And the tree comes with the house.	1.3750	0.03746	280	197	61	22
372	The sellers are including their the comic collection in the sale.	1.3750	0.03506	304	211	72	21
373	It’s actually quite spacious by New York standards.	1.3744	0.04169	227	160	49	18
374	You'll have to insure the tree separately.	1.3741	0.03554	286	197	71	18
375	We call it the Millennial starter home.	1.3740	0.04178	262	193	40	29
376	It's the only place with a view in this neighborhood for under a million.	1.3739	0.03345	345	242	77	26
377	It’s more than just a tree house. It’s a tree home.	1.3737	0.03791	289	207	56	26
378	Of course, the view is to die for...	1.3736	0.03668	273	189	66	18
379	We would really have to go out on limb to afford this	1.3736	0.04001	265	191	49	25
380	You’d be firmly rooted in your community.	1.3735	0.03865	249	173	59	17
381	It’s definitely more spacious than the one in Manhattan	1.3729	0.03723	303	218	57	28
382	I think this property proves that affordable housing and penthouse living are equally attainable.	1.3725	0.03922	255	180	55	20
383	Seller’s asking three billion million dollars but I bet you could talk him down to a remote controlled shark.	1.3723	0.03904	274	197	52	25
384	Oh, you meant a literal open house.	1.3721	0.03811	258	180	60	18
385	It comes with deeded access to the swingset.	1.3721	0.04004	258	185	50	23
386	This cozy lofted gem of a studio beautifully nestled in the heart of Bushwick overlooking the vibrant, bustling Maria Hernandez Park is a STEAL at just $1.2M. Steps away from groceries and laundry. Wonderful school district. Minutes from the L!	1.3716	0.03905	296	218	46	32
387	Empty nesters. It’s priced to sell.	1.3716	0.03755	296	213	56	27
388	You won't find a better view in this price range.	1.3712	0.03422	326	229	73	24
389	Before we tour the property, you should know that the current owner will not vacate until the start of the school year.	1.3711	0.03666	256	175	67	14
390	It's a bit of a reach, but it's within your price range.	1.3708	0.03345	329	229	78	22
391	It's a great starter home for those who want to put down roots."	1.3708	0.03832	267	189	57	21
392	It’s ideal for someone who just wants to brag about their second home in the woods.	1.3708	0.03869	267	190	55	22
393	I thought you said this was one of the top THREE houses on your list...	1.3708	0.04046	267	195	45	27
394	That’s what the hole in the plank is for	1.3707	0.03877	259	183	56	20
395	It comes with a stack of old Playboys and several unopened cans of Orange Crush.	1.3705	0.03725	278	196	61	21
396	Are you willing to waive inspection?	1.3704	0.03616	270	186	68	16
397	It would be perfect for your mother.	1.3704	0.03893	297	219	46	32
398	The view gets better every year.	1.3701	0.03929	254	180	54	20
399	It has great growth potential.	1.3700	0.03513	273	186	73	14
400	This property is expected to grow.	1.3698	0.03506	311	219	69	23
401	Sleeps 1 person, diagonally, or 6 squirrels.	1.3695	0.03700	295	211	59	25
402	If you have to ask, you can't afford it.	1.3695	0.03818	249	173	60	16
403	Best of all, during the winter you can see the lake.	1.3692	0.03315	325	225	80	20
404	Sign today and I’ll even throw in the neighbor’s WiFi password	1.3692	0.03940	260	186	52	22
405	And each year you get a better view.	1.3692	0.03644	279	195	65	19
406	The neighbors can get a bit squirrelly	1.3691	0.03572	317	227	63	27
407	They are moving to a couch-cushion fort.	1.3690	0.03786	252	175	61	16
408	I doubt the price will come down before the leaves do.	1.3690	0.03648	290	205	63	22
409	…and you can tell the movers it’s a tree story walk up”	1.3688	0.03554	301	212	67	22
410	Gets full sun in the winter.........	1.3686	0.03689	274	192	63	19
411	The seller is relocating to summer camp.	1.3684	0.03611	266	183	68	15
412	The kids are finally going to let us move in with them.	1.3684	0.03839	266	189	56	21
413	It's listed at $800,000 but I think the owner will accept a PlayStation5.	1.3682	0.03959	296	221	41	34
414	They're willing to let it go for the newest Minecraft and a box of Snickers.	1.3679	0.03839	280	202	53	25
415	This will be available for sublet after the squirrels are evicted.	1.3678	0.03775	261	183	60	18
416	And in another 20 to 30 years, the view will be spectacular!	1.3678	0.03685	329	243	51	35
417	It's an upper fixer	1.3677	0.03797	291	211	53	27
418	Lucky you! It's the last one with a view.	1.3673	0.03530	275	189	71	15
419	Would either of you like to do a climb-through?	1.3669	0.03685	278	196	62	20
420	We're empty nesters	1.3663	0.03430	273	185	76	12
421	As requested, a home in your price range in this neighborhood.	1.3660	0.03347	347	247	73	27
422	The owner is willing to wave all HOA until he starts middle school	1.3658	0.03428	339	243	68	28
423	it’s in a hot new category we call ‘upper fixer’	1.3658	0.03669	298	214	59	25
424	The previous owner started liking girls.	1.3656	0.03846	279	202	52	25
425	However, the covenant does mention 'No Girls Allowed'	1.3654	0.04083	260	191	43	26
426	I think you'll love this one. It has incredible natural light and real pine floors.	1.3650	0.03443	326	232	69	25
427	It has a strict 'no girls allowed' policy, but I think I can get the seller to renegotiate.	1.3650	0.03497	326	234	65	27
428	It’s an excellent investment because the tree only has to grow 10 more feet and you’ll have a water view.	1.3636	0.03890	264	190	52	22
429	We where looking for something with a backyard,Not in a backyard.	1.3636	0.04057	242	174	48	20
430	The HOA is very clear, nO GeRLS ALowd!	1.3633	0.03985	278	206	43	29
431	That’s right… a bucket.	1.3633	0.04144	245	179	43	23
432	It comes with a club membership.	1.3629	0.04160	237	172	44	21
433	It comes with a can and string phone, and a security system password that keeps out “stinky girls.”	1.3627	0.03445	306	215	71	20
434	Did I mention the hardwood floors? No laminate.	1.3627	0.03433	295	205	73	17
435	This is what you get now when you negotiate the realtor's fee to less than six percent.	1.3622	0.03605	312	226	59	27
436	The sellers are downsizing.	1.3619	0.03954	268	196	47	25
437	Unfortunately the HOA's "no girls allowed" policy is quite strict.	1.3619	0.04059	268	199	41	28
438	On the plus side, the neighbors are down south half the year.	1.3615	0.03736	260	183	60	17
439	Well, we're empty nesters now.	1.3615	0.03369	343	246	70	27
440	Hmm, leafy street, you said. Second story, you said. Canopy bed, you said."	1.3612	0.03935	263	191	49	23
441	It’s a little over your budget, but why not go out on a limb?	1.3610	0.03679	313	230	53	30
442	Okay, Penthouse might be a slight exxageration.	1.3609	0.04158	230	166	45	19
443	It originally sold for a Barbie doll and a pair of roller skates.	1.3606	0.03611	269	188	65	16
444	It’s listed on Willow.	1.3605	0.03935	233	164	54	15
445	In Manhattan, it's called a luxury penthouse loft, with a spectacular view of the park!	1.3600	0.03775	275	198	55	22
446	It has great feng sway.	1.3600	0.03557	275	192	67	16
447	Unfortunately, the seller has stipulated 'no girls allowed.'	1.3598	0.03734	264	187	59	18
448	It's a bit of a climber-upper.	1.3598	0.03810	264	189	55	20
449	Unfortunately this unit is a walk up	1.3597	0.03568	278	195	66	17
450	I am sorry, but the Homeowners Association has a strict 'no girls allowed' policy	1.3597	0.04196	253	189	37	27
451	And to sweeten the deal, the owners will throw in the two boys who live there.	1.3597	0.04044	253	185	45	23
452	It’s high right now but it’s likely to drop.	1.3595	0.04009	242	174	49	19
453	It's barely lived in! The previous owners used it as a summer home.	1.3594	0.03854	256	183	54	19
454	It's a climber-upper.	1.3593	0.03562	270	188	67	15
455	The owner really wants to move it now that he's sold his lemonade stand.	1.3591	0.03594	323	237	56	30
456	When you include the branch space, the square footage is actually more than listed.	1.3589	0.03491	287	201	69	17
457	‘Wait till you see the bathroom’	1.3588	0.03713	262	185	60	17
458	Sky’s the limit on expansion possibilities!	1.3586	0.03601	290	207	62	21
459	It's for the upwardly mobile.	1.3583	0.03833	254	181	55	18
460	And here we have this lovely tree bedroom, one bath.	1.3579	0.03969	285	214	40	31
461	If she's an outdoorsy type, it's a terrific mother-in-law apartment.	1.3578	0.03560	327	240	57	30
462	And did I mention the open floor plan?	1.3577	0.03731	260	184	59	17
463	It's a one-room walk-up flat.	1.3577	0.03770	260	185	57	18
464	They still love the house, but they've been transferred to middle school.	1.3577	0.03674	274	195	60	19
465	Unfortunately, I can only show this house if you know the secret word.	1.3574	0.03892	263	191	50	22
466	It’s a walk-up, but the park views are incredible.	1.3574	0.03752	277	200	55	22
467	I should say, however, that there is a pinky swear on the table with another interested buyer."	1.3571	0.03723	280	202	56	22
468	It'll look bigger with furniture.	1.3571	0.03769	252	178	58	16
469	The seller is playing hard ball.	1.3571	0.03933	252	182	50	20
470	It's quite a step up	1.3569	0.03409	297	208	72	17
471	It outgrew us.	1.3569	0.03540	297	212	64	21
472	Only one previous owner. He’s moved on to video games.	1.3569	0.03339	283	194	77	12
473	It's zoned and priced as a penthouse.	1.3569	0.03793	269	194	54	21
474	Unfortunately, we already have six Monopoly cash offers on this place.	1.3568	0.04144	227	164	45	18
475	Really, it’s not bad for Los Angeles	1.3564	0.03706	289	210	55	24
476	The previous owner claims it has unlimited bathrooms.	1.3562	0.04113	233	169	45	19
477	There’s no homeowner association but there is a secret oath.	1.3562	0.04246	233	172	39	22
478	It’s a fixer upper but you’re paying for the view	1.3559	0.03643	281	201	60	20
479	Don't worry, the "No Girls" covenant is unenforceable.	1.3557	0.04077	253	187	42	24
480	Just as the listing describe--- Escape to your private oasis in this cleverly designed and cozy home perched above sweeping views of lush landscaping. The perfect blend of rustic and chic! Don't miss out on this diamond in the rough!	1.3554	0.03755	287	210	52	25
481	Technically there is a no girls covenant.	1.3554	0.03623	287	206	60	21
482	It’s the ideal home for a couple seeking to move up, branch out and turn over a new leaf	1.3553	0.03927	273	202	45	26
483	Here's the "little cabin" for the in-laws when they come in for the holidays.	1.3553	0.04221	228	167	41	20
484	Only downside - it’s a walk-up	1.3552	0.03816	259	186	54	19
485	The previous owners were empty nesters.	1.3546	0.03769	282	206	52	24
486	First, you'll have to pass the co-op board interview. The squirrels are okay, but the cat's a nightmare.	1.3546	0.03817	251	179	55	17
487	And if you pay cash, the seller will throw in his retractable rope ladder.	1.3543	0.03703	254	179	60	15
488	I hear it’s an upper fixer.	1.3541	0.03875	257	186	51	20
489	It’s perfect for you empty nesters.	1.3538	0.03804	260	187	54	19
490	The seller is highly motivated and, for the right buyer, willing to drop their 'no girls allowed' clause."	1.3538	0.03850	277	204	48	25
491	The sellers are snowbirds that decided to stay south.	1.3536	0.03773	263	189	55	19
492	Bough house design is all the rage.	1.3536	0.03752	280	204	53	23
493	...and they just lifted the " NO GIRLS ALLOWED" policy.	1.3531	0.03826	286	212	47	27
494	It's the perfect home for empty nesters.	1.3529	0.03855	255	184	52	19
495	The last owners were grounded so had to move out quickly.	1.3525	0.03633	261	184	62	15
496	I thought you said aloft..	1.3523	0.04285	193	137	44	12
497	And for security, we turn the sprinklers on full blast.”	1.3520	0.03824	250	179	54	17
498	It’s a bit of a fixer upper, yes, but that’s all original woodwork. And you’re just steps from nature.	1.3517	0.03979	236	170	49	17
499	It's got a woodsy feel.	1.3515	0.03899	239	171	52	16
500	It’s a 0-bedroom, 0-bath walk-up, but it has a great view!	1.3514	0.04002	222	158	50	14
501	Not in my backyard.	1.3512	0.03910	242	174	51	17
502	It's a great place to put down roots.	1.3508	0.03843	248	178	53	17
503	Does it have granite countertops?	1.3508	0.04010	248	182	45	21
504	Solid oak flooring and great cross-ventilation are just two of the choice features of this rare diamond in the rough	1.3505	0.03647	291	212	56	23
505	This is our rustic transitional neo-urban minimalist model.	1.3504	0.04091	234	171	44	19
506	Great view, no utility bills, perfect for empty nesters.	1.3504	0.04091	234	171	44	19
507	I'm not going out on a limb when I say it's the ultimate starter home.	1.3504	0.03861	254	184	51	19
508	It’s much larger if you count the root system.	1.3502	0.03626	257	181	62	14
509	Those are original hardwood floors.	1.3500	0.04018	240	175	46	19
510	It was once part of Mar A Lago.	1.3498	0.03808	243	173	55	15
511	The bathroom? You're standing on it.	1.3498	0.04374	223	167	34	22
512	True, it's expensive, but you have to factor in the view.	1.3494	0.03595	269	191	62	16
513	A couple of empty nesters just moved out, actually	1.3494	0.03556	269	190	64	15
514	Besides the splinters, it’s move-in ready.	1.3494	0.03633	269	192	60	17
515	Is your dog upwardly mobile?	1.3494	0.03872	249	180	51	18
516	This is actually out of your price range as well.	1.3492	0.04080	252	188	40	24
517	The previous owner outgrew the home.	1.3491	0.03929	232	166	51	15
518	The co-op board will review your application when they get home from school.	1.3491	0.04490	212	159	32	21
519	It's in a good neighborhood, but even better, girls are now allowed.	1.3490	0.03553	298	216	60	22
520	And here we have an originally handcrafted single home with hardwood accents and a close-to-nature experience like no other!	1.3489	0.04121	235	173	42	20
521	Of course, the Neighborhood Association and the Historical Society, would have to approve any modifications of additions.	1.3488	0.03736	281	206	52	23
522	Trust me, it'll grow on you.	1.3487	0.03996	238	173	47	18
523	The owner has agreed to leave the tree.	1.3485	0.03782	241	171	56	14
524	In 20 years, the view will be spectacular.	1.3485	0.04255	241	182	34	25
525	Well, it did say 'cozy with a view'.	1.3485	0.03756	264	191	54	19
526	I should have told you--no girls allowed.	1.3484	0.04011	244	179	45	20
527	This hits all your must haves: lots of greenery nearby, big windows, second floor, location. What's the problem?	1.3483	0.03764	267	194	53	20
528	For a second-floor walk-up in this town, this is an amazing find!	1.3482	0.03976	247	181	46	20
529	It speaks to my nesting instinct.	1.3480	0.03818	250	180	53	17
530	Did I mention it's a walk-up?	1.3480	0.03632	273	196	59	18
531	Home values ARE down, but this house has seen steady growth.	1.3478	0.03786	253	182	54	17
532	…And the main level has been beautifully updated in maple.”	1.3477	0.03915	256	188	47	21
533	It's perfect if you want a family home that grows with you	1.3477	0.03876	256	187	49	20
534	It comes with a long string attached to two paper cups.	1.3475	0.03765	259	187	54	18
535	The seller will take an IOU.	1.3474	0.03860	285	214	43	28
536	. . . and the view!	1.3472	0.03628	265	189	60	16
537	In 20 years you'll have a great view of the lake.	1.3470	0.04032	219	157	48	14
538	You said you were open to walk-ups.	1.3470	0.03714	268	194	55	19
539	Yes, girls are allowed.	1.3469	0.04201	245	185	35	25
540	And it’s a great place to raise a child	1.3467	0.03766	274	201	51	22
541	We call it ‘Trunk Tower’ and yes, it is magnificent.	1.3465	0.04542	202	151	32	19
542	It comes with a built-in "KEEP OUT" sign home security system.	1.3462	0.03948	234	169	49	16
543	Two points to remember: Affordable and Flood Safe.	1.3462	0.03870	260	191	48	21
544	So go up and look around, and if you have any questions, just pick up the can on a string.	1.3460	0.03691	289	213	52	24
545	So, this little hidden gem has hard wood floors, open concept, energy efficient...all the features you were looking for.	1.3459	0.03694	266	192	56	18
546	The previous owner upgraded to a college dorm room.	1.3457	0.03933	243	177	48	18
547	His dad just got transferred to another city, so he's motivated to sell.	1.3455	0.04025	246	182	43	21
548	‘I dunno, George. I was really set on walnut’	1.3451	0.04369	226	171	32	23
549	I thought you said tree bedroom.	1.3451	0.04232	226	168	38	20
550	Constructed in 1976 for $3.50, right now it's a steal for $1,200,000."	1.3450	0.03889	258	190	47	21
551	The price is right but the HOA states, “nO gIrLs AlLoWeD.”	1.3444	0.03873	270	201	45	24
552	The good news is the neighborhood you want is finally affordable.	1.3444	0.04083	241	179	41	21
553	After a while, it'll grow on you	1.3443	0.03788	244	175	54	15
554	Technically, it’s a studio.	1.3441	0.03668	247	175	59	13
555	The tree comes separately.	1.3440	0.04092	218	158	45	15
556	Beautiful hardwood floors…	1.3440	0.03769	250	180	54	16
557	It comes with a three bedroom Colonial in the backyard for your kids to play in.	1.3440	0.03976	250	185	44	21
558	The current owners have moved into a blanket fort.	1.3439	0.04103	221	161	44	16
559	It's in a poplar neighborhood.	1.3439	0.04103	221	161	44	16
560	A million dollar view at a fraction of the price. It's even better in winter when the leaves are gone.	1.3435	0.04131	230	170	41	19
561	... and best of all, you won't need flood insurance!	1.3433	0.03709	268	195	54	19
562	On the plus side, you won't need to get flood insurance.	1.3431	0.03794	239	171	54	14
563	I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you have some questions.	1.3430	0.04184	207	150	43	14
564	Unfortunately, zoning restrictions designate the property as 'No Girls Allowed'.	1.3429	0.03863	245	178	50	17
565	It's only a first floor walk-up!	1.3427	0.03579	286	208	58	20
566	It's move-in ready once we evict the kids.	1.3426	0.03798	251	182	52	17
567	We’ll, the listing did say it was a walk-up.	1.3425	0.04277	219	163	37	19
568	This is our eco-friendly model.	1.3420	0.03465	269	190	66	13
569	It has a zip line straight to the train station.	1.3419	0.03700	234	165	58	11
570	The previous owners migrated to Florida.	1.3409	0.04308	220	165	35	20
571	Contrary to what the previous occupant stated, girls ARE allowed.	1.3408	0.04218	223	166	38	19
572	Your own little California nest for under a million!	1.3407	0.04034	226	165	45	16
573	It looks smaller from the outside. Wait till you see the indoor pool.	1.3406	0.04092	229	169	42	18
574	Your kids will love living here.	1.3401	0.03879	247	181	48	18
575	On the plus side, you won’t need flood insurance.	1.3397	0.04094	209	151	45	13
576	On the plus side; our HOA is very hands-off.	1.3396	0.03943	212	151	50	11
577	It’s nice, but have you got anything that isn’t a walk-up?	1.3395	0.03561	271	195	60	16
578	Eco friendly construction with forest view. Minimalist design pioneered by promising young architect. Natural wood accents complement open concept abode. All applicants must be pre-approved for mortgage and agree to waive inspection.	1.3394	0.04195	221	164	39	18
579	The previous occupants were empty nesters.	1.3394	0.03690	277	204	52	21
580	My children loved it, but my mother-in-law not so much.	1.3392	0.03769	227	161	55	11
581	…and a lovely balcony for dreamers! The previous owner is now a double-major in astronomy and poetry at Berkeley.	1.3391	0.03983	230	168	46	16
582	We call it the 'Trunk Tower' penthouse, and the square footage is deceptively more spacious than it appears.	1.3390	0.04136	236	177	38	21
583	It might seem pricy, but it is a boutique condo made entirely of reclaimed wood.”	1.3390	0.03819	236	170	52	14
584	It comes with a little kid named Bart.	1.3387	0.04111	248	188	36	24
585	There currently a "no girls allowed" rule in place, but I think the co-op board may be flexible on that.	1.3386	0.03996	251	188	41	22
586	Your neighbors migrate south every year.	1.3386	0.03707	251	181	55	15
587	The last couple didn't need a garage--they flew everywhere.	1.3386	0.03843	254	187	48	19
588	The previous owners were a couple of empty nesters looking to downsize	1.3385	0.03890	257	191	45	21
589	The seller is highly motivated and will consider an offer of sour gummy worms and grape soda.	1.3380	0.03424	287	206	65	16
590	It is a zero bed, zero bath.	1.3379	0.04016	219	159	46	14
591	There's no fireplace.	1.3377	0.03857	228	164	51	13
592	According to the HOA, no girls are allowed.	1.3377	0.04199	231	174	36	21
593	It comes with ground rights.	1.3376	0.03710	237	169	56	12
594	And the Rope With Basket to lower for food is included in the sale price.	1.3375	0.03584	240	169	61	10
595	And it comes with a Kool-Aid stand!	1.3374	0.04005	243	181	42	20
596	The builder had an upwardly mobile family in mind.	1.3373	0.03681	249	179	56	14
597	This would be a step above the others, plus the view is priceless.	1.3373	0.03936	249	185	44	20
598	Yes, it comes with central air.	1.3372	0.03594	258	185	59	14
599	Small, yes, but safe from rising seas.	1.3368	0.03579	285	209	56	20
600	This is the listing for "cute retro home surrounded by greenery, one flight up."	1.3366	0.04414	202	151	34	17
601	She said it’s ideal for bird lovers.	1.3366	0.04185	202	147	42	13
602	It's a tree bedroom, tree bath.	1.3366	0.04414	202	151	34	17
603	Of course, the association fees are higher because it’s a penthouse.	1.3366	0.03646	303	228	48	27
604	It's built this way so my Mother in Law wouldn't move in	1.3366	0.04257	205	151	39	15
605	The home is sustainable, filled with light, and terrific for hiding when your parents won't let you stay up late.	1.3364	0.04052	220	161	44	15
606	Utilities are not included	1.3363	0.03964	223	162	47	14
607	It’s got original hardwood floors throughout.	1.3363	0.03826	226	162	52	12
608	A tree on the property increases value, but what about a property on the tree?	1.3363	0.04027	226	166	44	16
609	You will have some privacy issues in the winter.	1.3363	0.03877	226	163	50	13
610	We finally found something with a mortgage we can afford.	1.3362	0.03990	229	168	45	16
611	1 bedroom walk up.	1.3362	0.03872	235	171	49	15
612	Their 31 year old son will be out by closing.	1.3361	0.04063	238	178	40	20
613	It's a starter home in your price range.	1.3361	0.04069	241	181	39	21
614	You’ll have to up your game. Little Jimmy down the street also offered cash but with no inspection.	1.3361	0.03806	241	175	51	15
615	My client wants to be paid in Girl Scout Cookies....	1.3361	0.03818	244	178	50	16
616	Notice the hardwood floors and paneling.	1.3360	0.03840	250	184	48	18
617	It’s a starter home.	1.3360	0.03712	250	181	54	15
618	Tiny homes are all the rage now. And I can guarantee a discount on flood insurance.	1.3358	0.03529	265	190	61	14
619	The seller is willing to offer a round of juice boxes at closing.	1.3355	0.03452	304	223	60	21
620	We prefer the term 'elevated lifetyle'	1.3350	0.04315	197	145	38	14
621	No need for flood insurance!	1.3350	0.04193	197	143	42	12
622	It's got a great view of the neighbor's trampoline.	1.3350	0.04168	203	148	42	13
623	But think of the natural light!	1.3350	0.04226	203	149	40	14
624	No, the pigeons will move out once you move in	1.3350	0.04183	206	151	41	14
625	By "washer and dryer hookups" we meant the rain is the washer and the sun is the dryer.	1.3349	0.03934	212	152	49	11
626	Care to take a look inside?	1.3348	0.03718	221	156	56	9
627	The property is exempt from typical taxation, however there is potential for a windfall	1.3348	0.04098	224	166	41	17
628	It might grow on you.	1.3348	0.03846	224	161	51	12
629	On the bright side, you don't have to worry about flood insurance.	1.3348	0.03986	233	172	44	17
630	It's priced to move. The seller got a girlfriend.	1.3348	0.04032	233	173	42	18
631	Think of it as a starter vacation home.	1.3347	0.03685	239	171	56	12
632	It is a little out of your budget, but it’s in a great school district.	1.3347	0.04012	242	181	41	20
633	It’s an open floor plan with amazing views.	1.3347	0.03773	248	181	51	16
634	The hardwood stairs and floor were recent upgrades.	1.3347	0.03909	251	187	44	20
635	Well it’s true, it is a walk up with a great view.	1.3346	0.03683	257	187	54	16
636	The seller is an incredibly motivated 6 year old.	1.3345	0.03916	290	225	33	32
637	Now, this one is the very height of rustic charm!	1.3333	0.03808	264	197	46	21
638	Consider it a starter house.	1.3333	0.03812	240	175	50	15
639	The previous owner ran away from home.	1.3333	0.03997	228	168	44	16
640	The previous owner is away at college.	1.3333	0.03963	246	184	42	20
641	I agree, it’s a nicer view, but it isn’t as roomy as the doghouse we looked at.	1.3333	0.03972	234	173	44	17
642	This cozy one-room is representative of the architect's pre-middle school designs. It's only 2.5 because the owners are poopy heads and highly motivated.	1.3333	0.04277	207	154	37	16
643	It's pricier than the cardboard refrigerator box but it does have better views.	1.3333	0.03997	228	168	44	16
644	Tree” story walk up with spectacular view	1.3333	0.04011	201	144	47	10
645	It comes furnished with a doll, a treasure map, toy binoculars and some kool-aid.	1.3333	0.04367	201	150	35	16
646	This is a new listing from our branch office.	1.3333	0.03866	222	160	50	12
647	It even has a security system! It comes with a monthly supply of water balloons.	1.3333	0.04069	210	153	44	13
648	It’s all you’re going to find at your price range in this neighborhood.	1.3333	0.03779	243	177	51	15
649	It does come with a stack of comic books and a vintage collection of gentlemen’s magazines.	1.3333	0.03888	249	185	45	19
650	The only house my children will be able to afford	1.3333	0.04101	231	173	39	19
651	Finally, a house in the neighborhood we can afford.	1.3319	0.03911	235	173	46	16
652	The asking price is four Archie Digests and six cans of orange soda.	1.3318	0.04056	223	165	42	16
653	And the owner is happy to install a railing for your mother at no extra charge.	1.3318	0.04006	223	164	44	15
654	The refrigerator stays.	1.3318	0.04108	211	155	42	14
655	I know it seems pricey, but I.M. Pei designed it at age three.	1.3317	0.04472	208	159	29	20
656	As you can see it would make a perfect branch office.	1.3316	0.04443	196	147	33	16
657	why not? it rented for $800 a night for the eclipse.	1.3316	0.04384	196	146	35	15
658	The Keeblers live on the first floor.	1.3316	0.04657	187	142	28	17
659	Transfer the deposit today, and you can have the secret password next week.	1.3315	0.04178	184	132	43	9
660	It’s small, but it’s inconvenient.	1.3304	0.04041	224	166	42	16
661	Yes, Apple was created in a garage, but this was their first branch office.	1.3304	0.03991	224	165	44	15
662	With the carbon credits, it practically pays for itself.	1.3303	0.04028	221	163	43	15
663	It looks much larger once you're inside."	1.3302	0.03809	212	151	52	9
664	Well, you're paying for the view.	1.3301	0.03961	209	151	47	11
665	This offsets your carbon footprint by 10 feet	1.3301	0.04132	209	154	41	14
666	On the positive side, the view is even more spectacular when the leaves fall.	1.3301	0.04173	206	152	40	14
667	It has natural light and a gorgeous open floor layout. Unfortunately, there is no doorman. But you do need to know the secret passcode to enter.	1.3300	0.04386	203	153	33	17
668	I want a house with a tree, not a tree with a house.	1.3299	0.04244	197	145	39	13
669	You said you wanted to branch out.	1.3298	0.04116	188	135	44	9
670	We call it a pied-a-tree.	1.3298	0.04448	188	140	34	14
671	If you’re interested, just pick up a soup can and give me a ring.	1.3297	0.04229	185	134	41	10
672	It's perfect if you're looking for strong roots in the community.	1.3297	0.04484	182	135	34	13
673	No! We can’t afford to go out on a limb like that!	1.3297	0.04551	182	136	32	14
674	It’a definitely a step up from our last place.	1.3296	0.03591	270	198	55	17
675	Are the apples included?	1.3293	0.03796	249	184	48	17
676	Sorry, ma'am, but the owner says no girls allowed.	1.3292	0.04117	243	186	34	23
677	It's designed to bring out your inner child."	1.3289	0.03738	228	164	53	11
678	The seller is off to college. This house comes complete with a set of parents for neighbors who do your laundry and call you in to dinner with them at 6 pm sharp.	1.3287	0.03983	216	158	45	13
679	It's the latest in open concept.	1.3281	0.03705	192	133	55	4
680	It’s an open floor plan with hardwood floors	1.3281	0.03916	253	191	41	21
681	And totally Ikea inside.	1.3280	0.04233	189	138	40	11
682	This is our most popular model for empty-nesters."	1.3279	0.03858	247	184	45	18
683	I told you it was a second floor walk-up.	1.3277	0.03809	235	172	49	14
684	The good news is that there’s no HOA!	1.3275	0.04530	171	126	34	11
685	Well, the ad did highlight "natural wood floors and forest views in a cozy walk-up..."	1.3274	0.04155	226	171	36	19
686	It will be good exercise for your mother-in-law.	1.3274	0.04097	223	167	39	17
687	You said you wanted an affordable walk-up.	1.3274	0.04146	223	168	37	18
688	This tiny home would be perfect for your recent college graduate.	1.3273	0.03931	220	161	46	13
689	The seller is willing to negotiate. If you want a door and windows, you’ll have to wave the inspection”	1.3273	0.04236	220	167	34	19
690	The owner found a permanent place to stay in the south.	1.3267	0.04106	202	148	42	12
691	Bad news is your child is definitely acting out. Good news is there are a dozen offers.	1.3267	0.04282	202	151	36	15
692	No lawn work… flood resistant.. shade in the summer.. plenty of light!!!!	1.3267	0.03685	251	184	52	15
693	Its foundation is solid oak.	1.3262	0.04191	187	136	41	10
694	The kids come separately, of course.	1.3258	0.04120	221	166	38	17
695	The price includes the wooded lot with a view. And yes, those are the original hardwood floors.	1.3258	0.03916	221	162	46	13
696	On the other hand, it's approved for flood insurance.	1.3258	0.03795	264	199	44	21
697	There's nothing like it on the market right now.	1.3256	0.04043	215	159	42	14
698	Totally off the Grid.	1.3255	0.03914	212	154	47	11
699	It’s small, yes, but for a love nest, it’s really all you need.	1.3255	0.03739	212	151	53	8
700	Honey, I think you’re taking the empty nest phase a bit too literally.	1.3255	0.04190	212	159	37	16
701	It's a pied a arbre.	1.3254	0.04009	209	153	44	12
702	Empty Nesters moved to a Palm tree in Florida.	1.3252	0.04492	206	159	27	20
703	If you want to make an offer that is above the asking price, I’d recommend throwing in a few bottle rockets or a skateboard.	1.3251	0.04088	203	149	42	12
704	You do need HOA permission if you want to add a door.	1.3251	0.04264	203	152	36	15
705	The lemonade stand went under and were selling all the assets.	1.3250	0.04250	200	149	37	14
706	This combines the rural feel with the convenience of the suburbs that you were looking for.	1.3250	0.03747	200	141	53	6
707	You asked for open concept.	1.3249	0.03734	237	173	51	13
708	It's affordable. Prior owners vacated to attend 6th grade.	1.3247	0.03649	271	202	50	19
709	The listing said it was a sequoia.	1.3243	0.04487	185	139	32	14
710	Also, fun fact...Larry Bird once lived here.	1.3243	0.04354	185	137	36	12
711	“ This is the in-law unit I was telling you about.”	1.3239	0.03893	247	186	42	19
712	The previous owners worked for a major cookie company.	1.3238	0.04050	210	155	42	13
713	On the up side, you won't need flood insurance."	1.3237	0.03783	241	178	48	15
714	Indoor/outdoor living at its best.	1.3234	0.04051	201	147	43	11
715	It might have fewer bathrooms than you were hoping but the owner did say he would be willing to be paid in Legos	1.3233	0.03930	232	173	43	16
716	Ample space for at least two tire swings.	1.3232	0.03965	198	143	46	9
717	It's a fixer-upper but it's got good roots.	1.3232	0.04811	164	124	27	13
718	It does have a small footprint	1.3229	0.03617	223	159	56	8
719	According to the builder, "No Girls Allowed."	1.3229	0.03937	223	165	44	14
720	I'm sorry, but there's a "No Girls Allowed!" deed restriction on this property.	1.3223	0.03736	273	207	44	22
721	Pre-approval means your mom says it’s okay.	1.3223	0.04198	211	159	36	16
722	The best part is you’ll always be looking down on your neighbors	1.3223	0.04089	211	157	40	14
723	I'm afraid it's a complete chop down.	1.3221	0.03838	208	150	49	9
724	You said you wanted hardwood floors throughout the house, right?	1.3219	0.03671	233	169	53	11
725	It comes with a root cellar	1.3218	0.03910	202	146	47	9
726	i'm sure it's obvious, but the list price doesn't include the tree.	1.3217	0.03950	230	172	42	16
727	I assure you that girls are allowed in this one.	1.3216	0.04317	199	150	34	15
728	Frank Lloyd Wright designed and built it when he was seven.	1.3214	0.04800	168	128	26	14
729	I may be going out on a limb here but…	1.3214	0.03871	224	165	46	13
730	And best of all, no HOA!	1.3213	0.04061	221	166	39	16
731	It's a great place to put down some roots	1.3211	0.04583	190	146	27	17
732	The last owner flew off to greener pastures	1.3210	0.03789	271	207	41	23
733	It will need to be tented. The inspector found cooties.	1.3204	0.04210	206	155	36	15
734	'My son wants to be a realtor when he grows up.'	1.3204	0.04210	206	155	36	15
735	And the 'NO GIRLS ALLOWED' clause can be adjusted to only include mothers-in-law.	1.3203	0.03789	231	170	48	13
736	Still, $500,000 seems a little steep.	1.3202	0.04318	178	131	37	10
737	Well the ad did say, “Cozy,	1.3202	0.04092	178	128	43	7
738	It was a duplex until that Giving Tree kid came by	1.3202	0.04078	203	150	41	12
739	OK, but your mom wouldn’t be able to visit.	1.3202	0.03823	228	168	47	13
740	It’s open concept and has spectacular views	1.3202	0.03772	228	167	49	12
741	And best of all the price includes membership in the club	1.3198	0.04096	222	168	37	17
742	You could easily flip it.	1.3198	0.03785	222	162	49	11
743	It's a perfect balance of downsizing and upwardly mobile	1.3195	0.03728	241	178	49	14
744	The raccoons have already put in a bid.	1.3194	0.03964	216	160	43	13
745	I would’ve shown it to you sooner but we had to wait until the squatters went into hibernation.	1.3194	0.04117	191	140	41	10
746	What was a broken arm and leg for the owner, could be a win for you.	1.3191	0.04228	188	139	38	11
747	.....and the only encumbrance is a squirrel sublet.	1.3189	0.04476	185	140	31	14
748	With a little work, it would be a lovely in-law unit.	1.3189	0.03641	254	188	51	15
749	It is for a younger couple...	1.3188	0.03808	229	169	47	13
750	Think of the savings on flood insurance!	1.3187	0.03428	273	200	59	14
751	Yes, it's unpretentious, but one of the few in your price range.	1.3186	0.04178	204	153	37	14
752	It has an open bathroom	1.3184	0.04441	179	134	33	12
753	The seller is highly motivated. His name is Billy, and he likes ice cream, comic books and all cash offers.	1.3184	0.03915	201	146	46	9
754	With the cost of housing now, we're marketing it as a Gen Z penthouse.	1.3184	0.03877	223	165	45	13
755	Some say it's a tree fort. We say it's a guest house	1.3180	0.03668	217	156	53	8
756	It may be a no bed, no bath, but the natural light is great.	1.3179	0.03857	195	140	48	7
757	...and you can probably use the limb in the back as a short-term rental	1.3176	0.03859	233	174	44	15
758	It's very low maintenance. You just have to water it.	1.3173	0.03887	208	152	46	10
759	If either of you identify as a woodpecker, the Fair Housing Act says it’s yours.	1.3171	0.04330	205	157	31	17
760	Even when the market goes down, this place will go up.	1.3168	0.04023	202	149	42	11
761	The former owner has outgrown the space.	1.3166	0.04186	199	149	37	13
762	Dream neighborhood, really. Steady ice cream truck circulation, low cootie rates, relatively bully-free.	1.3165	0.04039	218	164	39	15
763	According to the rings, this is definitely a pre-war building.	1.3164	0.04251	177	130	38	9
764	A big plus it that it redecorates itself every autumn."	1.3164	0.04251	177	130	38	9
765	We love the open concept.	1.3163	0.03914	215	159	44	12
766	...but I think you should know there are three robins and a grackle who are also very interested.	1.3161	0.04275	193	145	35	13
767	Now here's a walk-up that fits your budget.	1.3161	0.04081	193	142	41	10
768	Low mortgage, beautifully landscaped.	1.3158	0.03642	266	200	48	18
769	It’s perfect for an empty nester!	1.3158	0.04256	190	142	36	12
770	…and the previous owners will throw in the flashlight.	1.3153	0.03775	222	163	48	11
771	Going out on a limb as empty nesters this is in your budget.	1.3152	0.03519	257	189	55	13
772	The square footage might not be the greatest but the views are nuts	1.3151	0.03844	238	179	43	16
773	Climb up and check it out after you give me the secret password.	1.3148	0.03899	216	160	44	12
774	Utilities are included at the discretion of nature.”	1.3147	0.04212	197	148	36	13
775	The seller can only be at a closing after school is out.	1.3147	0.03912	232	175	41	16
776	Treehouse or mother-in-law cottage: potato potahto.	1.3146	0.04450	178	134	32	12
777	And if you buy today, we'll throw in a kid.	1.3146	0.04230	178	131	38	9
778	I'm required by law to disclose that an owl murdered a squirrel in this house.	1.3146	0.04726	178	138	24	16
779	The previous owners are motivated to sell—they’re going through puberty.	1.3144	0.04193	194	145	37	12
780	Just as advertised, a rustic cabin with a bird's eye view.	1.3143	0.03972	210	156	42	12
781	We put the Air into Air B&B.	1.3143	0.04354	175	130	35	10
782	Tiny homes are all the rage this year	1.3141	0.03968	191	139	44	8
783	It’s small but the HOA fees are quite reasonable.	1.3141	0.04172	191	142	38	11
784	$50,000 without the tree.	1.3141	0.04105	191	141	40	10
785	Local builder.	1.3141	0.04428	191	146	30	15
786	You’ll need the secret password and handshake to view it.	1.3140	0.04084	172	124	42	6
787	It’s just the ladder for sale. The tree-suite is already sublet.	1.3137	0.04282	204	156	32	16
788	Before you ask, yes, of course the steps are walnut.	1.3137	0.04282	204	156	32	16
789	The previous owner outgrew the space.	1.3134	0.03967	201	148	43	10
790	It's a room with a view.	1.3134	0.04151	201	151	37	13
791	It is low maintenance. All you have to do is water it twice a week.	1.3134	0.03657	217	157	52	8
792	Think of it as a penthouse or a stairway to heaven.	1.3134	0.03715	217	158	50	9
793	Let me go out on a limb. I believe this one is within your price range.	1.3133	0.03679	249	186	48	15
794	Of course, this one’s a bit of a climber-upper.	1.3131	0.03941	198	145	44	9
795	It's a one-story walk-up and fall-down.	1.3131	0.04084	214	162	37	15
796	The owner had to sell it during the cooties epidemic.	1.3128	0.04420	195	150	29	16
797	The previous owners aged out of the property but you’ll be surprised by how young and fun the décor is	1.3128	0.04237	195	147	35	13
798	Previous owner slipped and relocated.	1.3128	0.04110	195	145	39	11
799	Well it’s bigger and cheaper than my old apartment in Manhattan	1.3128	0.04110	195	145	39	11
800	Your kids will love it.	1.3128	0.03956	211	157	42	12
801	I can ask my contractor to discuss the "steps" issue with you	1.3125	0.04282	192	145	34	13
802	The view from the bathroom is breathtaking.	1.3125	0.04020	192	141	42	9
803	This is all we have on your budget.	1.3125	0.04408	192	147	30	15
804	Doesn’t need flood insurance.	1.3125	0.03811	192	138	48	6
805	This unique property is flooded with natural light.	1.3122	0.04374	205	159	28	18
806	This one is what you would call an upper-fixer.	1.3121	0.04458	173	130	32	11
807	It has better access to the cloud.	1.3119	0.04133	218	167	34	17
808	Prewar, all hardwood floors--of course, the price is climbing!	1.3119	0.03950	202	149	43	10
809	Okay, this one’s a bit of a fixer upper, but it’s in a great acacia.	1.3119	0.04012	202	150	41	11
810	Flood insurance is very reasonable.	1.3116	0.03959	215	161	41	13
811	Okay, but what does your inner child think?	1.3116	0.04067	215	163	37	15
812	Full disclosure: Your neighbors are early risers and are a bit chatty.	1.3116	0.04114	199	149	38	12
813	The previous owners now live in their parents’ basement.	1.3115	0.03681	244	182	48	14
814	It’s buy one, get one tree	1.3113	0.04107	212	161	36	15
815	Yes, but for sure you'll be able to get affordable flood insurance!!	1.3113	0.03883	212	157	44	11
816	Of course it's for sale. Who would rent a place like this?	1.3112	0.03963	196	144	43	9
817	Is this the new ‘empty nest’?	1.3112	0.04218	196	148	35	13
818	The court found the seller's "No girls allowed" policy to be in direct violation of Fair Housing Law so he's motivated to sell.	1.3111	0.04407	180	136	32	12
819	This timeshare is very flexible: you can stay until Billy's mom says it's his turn.	1.3109	0.04135	193	144	38	11
820	This one’s a starter home	1.3108	0.03711	222	163	49	10
821	The family that lived here before said the view is just nuts	1.3108	0.03924	222	167	41	14
822	I would highly recommend this one if you're looking for someplace to really lay down your roots.	1.3107	0.04529	177	135	29	13
823	We like to refer to it as an Arboreal Abode.	1.3107	0.04075	206	155	38	13
824	In your price range…this is it!	1.3105	0.04244	190	143	35	12
825	Well, you may hear a peep from your neighbors.	1.3105	0.03853	219	163	44	12
826	The sale does not include the tree, house only. The tree is leased”	1.3105	0.03853	219	163	44	12
827	You're really just paying for the view.	1.3103	0.03871	203	149	45	9
828	It’s a time share - you have it during nap time.	1.3103	0.04056	203	152	39	12
829	"It's called 'Stump Tower'."	1.3103	0.04346	203	157	29	17
830	This last one’s a walk-up.	1.3100	0.04096	200	150	38	12
831	Great stump appeal	1.3100	0.04096	200	150	38	12
832	You know these tiny houses are all the rage	1.3098	0.04054	184	135	41	8
833	For the listing we’ll call it ‘rustic, yet elevated.’	1.3097	0.03974	226	172	38	16
834	And of course as your family grows so will your house.	1.3095	0.03904	210	156	43	11
835	No flood insurance required.	1.3094	0.03857	223	167	43	13
836	In about fifty years you'll be able to add on"	1.3094	0.04061	223	171	35	17
837	The last owner flew away.	1.3093	0.03778	194	140	48	6
838	They got the "starter house on large lot, old growth trees and open airy views right" at least.	1.3090	0.04291	178	133	35	10
839	It's the only house in the area not in a flood zone.	1.3089	0.04092	191	142	39	10
840	It comes with free apples!	1.3089	0.03955	191	140	43	8
841	And it was both designed and built by the young Tommy Ferguson, admired by many in his class.	1.3089	0.04290	191	145	33	13
842	It’s value will only keep going up.	1.3087	0.04113	230	179	31	20
843	They're only accepting offers from boys.	1.3085	0.04079	201	151	38	12
844	It's very rare for a penthouse to come on the market in this area.	1.3084	0.03859	227	171	42	14
845	You did say “rustic”	1.3082	0.04367	159	117	35	7
846	It's ideal for adult children returning home.	1.3081	0.04689	172	133	25	14
847	Asking price is conditional, depends on if you "have cooties."	1.3081	0.04832	172	135	21	16
848	It's not a tree house...it's a tree home.	1.3081	0.04517	185	143	27	15
849	Five million?! What's the catch?	1.3081	0.04275	211	164	29	18
850	You really weren't kidding when you said this would be an "open house", huh?	1.3077	0.04365	182	138	32	12
851	Natural wood floors make this house a home.	1.3073	0.04081	205	155	37	13
852	This one is great for couples who plan on becoming empty nesters.	1.3073	0.04022	205	154	39	12
853	It’s the ultimate in green living.”	1.3073	0.04007	192	142	41	9
854	Mom lived there for only a few days before the accident.	1.3072	0.05187	153	121	17	15
855	True, we forgot to mention tree in the ad.	1.3069	0.04184	189	142	36	11
856	Think of it as a starter home.	1.3069	0.04251	189	143	34	12
857	The current asking price is 50 candy bars.	1.3069	0.03977	189	139	42	8
858	... and your HOA is run by the Audubon Society	1.3067	0.03879	225	170	41	14
859	Yes, the tree is included in the price. I couldn’t bear to separate them.	1.3065	0.04163	199	151	35	13
860	It’s a studio, but it gets lots of light	1.3062	0.03789	209	154	46	9
861	This home is listed “as is”.	1.3061	0.04016	196	146	40	10
862	It's a perfect investment if you're concerned about rising water levels.	1.3060	0.03698	232	173	47	12
863	You two could really transform it from treehouse to tree home.	1.3060	0.04059	183	135	40	8
864	Now as you can see, this one is a walk up, but it has original hardwood flooring!	1.3056	0.04533	180	139	27	14
865	The prior owners kept this property in great condition until they left for college.	1.3054	0.03983	203	152	40	11
866	Seller is changing schools so it’s priced to move.	1.3054	0.04104	203	154	36	13
867	You came just in time, we’re having an open house.	1.3054	0.04471	167	126	31	10
868	We'll list it as a walk-up penthouse with treetop views.	1.3053	0.04098	190	142	38	10
869	It’s just perfect for empty nesters…	1.3050	0.03959	200	149	41	10
870	Just so you know, the neighbors are early risers.	1.3050	0.04206	200	153	33	14
871	We're waiting for the locksmith-- I don't know the secret knock.	1.3050	0.04323	200	155	29	16
872	I'm afraid it's a load-bearing tree.	1.3050	0.03764	200	146	47	7
873	It's convenient to schools, shopping, and bird watching.	1.3048	0.04140	187	140	37	10
874	It comes with a bird bath	1.3048	0.04277	187	142	33	12
875	It's a bit of a fixer upper but it's lower than comps in the area at $1.4 million.	1.3048	0.04064	210	160	36	14
876	At $650k, I think you’ll find the price VERY competitive compared to others on the market in San Diego.	1.3046	0.04791	151	115	26	10
877	Only 1.2!	1.3046	0.04063	197	148	38	11
878	The beauty of it is you’ll always have room to grow.	1.3045	0.04090	220	170	33	17
879	It’s the only walk-up in your price range.	1.3043	0.04137	161	117	39	5
880	It's a walk-up, but it's got a wonderful view.	1.3043	0.03746	207	152	47	8
881	It may not seem like much now, but it's destine to be beach front in just a few more years.	1.3043	0.04392	184	141	30	13
882	This is a growing neighborhood.	1.3041	0.04104	194	146	37	11
883	This is our top of the line eco-brag homes.	1.3039	0.04372	181	138	31	12
884	The view’s amazing	1.3035	0.03943	201	150	41	10
885	… and it’s only going to go up in value as the tree grows taller	1.3035	0.04128	201	153	35	13
886	It’s in a wonderful school district	1.3034	0.04048	178	131	40	7
887	It’s a mother-in-law unit for the couple who may want to hurry things along.	1.3033	0.03934	211	159	40	12
888	It also has a very good eco rating	1.3032	0.03704	221	164	47	10
889	On windy nights you'll rock like a baby.	1.3030	0.03979	165	119	42	4
890	It’s a good price for an eco-friendly one-flight walk up in this neighborhood.	1.3030	0.03851	231	176	40	15
891	I hear the housing market is looking up.	1.3029	0.04030	208	158	37	13
892	Yes, it's a one-story climb-up, but wait til you see the view!	1.3029	0.04400	175	133	31	11
893	This is what your budget can buy in this neighborhood.	1.3028	0.04164	218	170	30	18
894	All that's left in your price range is this tree growing in Brooklyn.	1.3028	0.03847	218	164	42	12
895	The neighbors are a bit squirrely but otherwise it'll make for a great home.	1.3027	0.04438	185	143	28	14
896	You’d have to get a permit to put in a slide.	1.3027	0.04304	185	141	32	12
897	How many bathrooms?	1.3026	0.04020	195	146	39	10
898	Well, there’s no lawn to worry about and you’ll never get door-to-door salesmen!	1.3026	0.04086	195	147	37	11
899	The previous owners outgrew the neighborhood!	1.3024	0.04128	205	157	34	14
900	The luxury tax has been waived.	1.3023	0.03826	215	161	43	11
901	Really, the only downsides are no kitchen, no bathrooms and lightning might strike you a little earlier than your neighbors.	1.3023	0.04374	172	130	32	10
902	The kids rarely used it, but Bob slept out here quite a bit after I caught him with his secretary."	1.3023	0.04527	172	132	28	12
903	I thought you said you were interested in seeing something that was “quaint but affordable?”	1.3022	0.04489	182	141	27	14
904	The owner is willing to consider gum as the down payment."	1.3021	0.03803	235	179	41	15
905	You said that you wanted to put down roots.	1.3021	0.04258	192	147	32	13
906	Trust me, your investment will grow over time.	1.3021	0.04061	192	144	38	10
907	For your budget in the desired neighborhood, you’ll need to keep an open mind	1.3019	0.03918	212	160	40	12
908	I think your mother will like it.	1.3018	0.04264	169	126	35	8
909	Not a tiny home, no. It’s a palatial birdhouse.	1.3018	0.04345	169	127	33	9
910	Very reasonably priced for California.	1.3016	0.04304	189	145	31	13
911	Listen, if you're looking for starter homes under a $mil....	1.3015	0.04027	199	150	38	11
912	This isn’t the best we’ve seen, but it’s up there.	1.3015	0.03964	199	149	40	10
913	The view is nice but the neighbors are nuts.	1.3013	0.04848	156	121	23	12
914	You’ll love the hardwood floors.	1.3011	0.03779	186	135	46	5
915	No mortgage, no utilities—it’ll make you feel like kids again.	1.3011	0.04003	186	138	40	8
916	Wait Until You See The Pool!	1.3010	0.04378	196	153	27	16
917	When I said I wish we had a cabin in the woods, this is not what I had in mind!	1.3010	0.04110	206	158	34	14
918	No contingencies, of course.	1.3010	0.03933	206	155	40	11
919	The current owner is looking for a quick sell before summer camp.	1.3006	0.04114	173	128	38	7
920	I won't lie, the neighbors are all nuts.	1.3005	0.04400	183	141	29	13
921	It's large for a studio and it's engineered to be virtually flood proof	1.3005	0.03837	193	142	44	7
922	This would be good for your family to stay in when they visit us.	1.3005	0.04486	193	152	24	17
923	Its sustainable, eco friendly and a great home to put down roots in the community!	1.3005	0.04043	193	145	38	10
924	Unfortunately the seller does have a “no girls allowed” policy.	1.3005	0.04210	203	157	31	15
925	94114 is not just the zip code... it's also the asking price.	1.3005	0.04092	203	155	35	13
926	This is the open concept layout you've been looking for!	1.3005	0.03971	203	153	39	11
927	It may feel small at first, but it will grow on you.	1.3000	0.04152	190	144	35	11
928	There's room for a swing off the back porch.	1.3000	0.04234	160	118	36	6
929	This is an original 'Air BnB', lots of air, birds and bugs	1.3000	0.04475	190	149	25	16
930	It still has the original oak floors.	1.3000	0.04242	170	127	35	8
931	All comic books are included.	1.2996	0.03625	247	187	46	14
932	Sure, it needs a little work, but in about 10 years you'll have ocean views.	1.2995	0.03733	207	153	46	8
933	It's a bank foreclosure, the prior owner fell on tough times, lost thier paper route!"	1.2995	0.03920	197	147	41	9
934	If cash is an issue, the seller said he'll accept Pokemon cards and a skateboard.	1.2995	0.04050	197	149	37	11
935	Will that be cash or baseball card?	1.2995	0.03920	197	147	41	9
936	Real estate is going up.	1.2993	0.04671	147	111	28	8
937	It’s the next big thing in multigenerational housing.	1.2991	0.03925	224	172	37	15
938	Like the ad said, Starter home, close-in and close to nature, great views, privacy.	1.2990	0.03830	204	152	43	9
939	You know House Hunters isn’t real, right? A barista and a ‘spiritual healer’ can’t really afford 5,000 sq ft with a pool and an outdoor kitchen.	1.2989	0.04379	184	142	29	13
940	It'd be a step up from your mom's basement.	1.2989	0.04012	174	128	40	6
941	Forced sale - puberty.	1.2987	0.04619	154	117	28	9
942	It's not only a "Little House", it is also a high rise.	1.2986	0.03909	221	169	38	14
943	It's very much a starter house.	1.2986	0.04036	211	162	35	14
944	It's a 2nd story climb-up.	1.2986	0.03746	211	157	45	9
945	This well appointed home also boasts a bird's-eye view of the neighborhood!	1.2986	0.03806	211	158	43	10
946	This looks exactly like the house I grew up in!	1.2986	0.04147	211	164	31	16
947	Renting is for the birds.	1.2984	0.03928	191	142	41	8
948	When you said the house was on the high end, I though you were referring to the price!	1.2984	0.04066	191	144	37	10
949	The owners will throw in a complimentary rope ladder for the back porch.	1.2984	0.03560	191	137	51	3
950	Yes, it's off the grid.	1.2982	0.04459	171	131	29	11
951	It did say, “custom home, Situated in remote wooded area.”	1.2979	0.04440	188	147	26	15
952	True loft-living at your fingertips.	1.2979	0.04038	188	141	38	9
953	And did I mention that the price includes a leaf blower?	1.2978	0.03960	225	174	35	16
954	You’re not sleepwalkers, are you?”	1.2978	0.04479	178	138	27	13
955	The owner of this unit had to move back into their bedroom.	1.2978	0.04262	178	135	33	10
956	The only neighbors are a pair of empty-nesters.	1.2978	0.04335	178	136	31	11
957	You guys should see the basement. It's nuts.	1.2977	0.04036	215	166	34	15
958	Very motivated seller, folks - his Mom made him take out the trash so he’s running away from home.	1.2976	0.04512	168	129	28	11
959	It may not seem like much today, but it will grow on you.	1.2974	0.04007	195	147	38	10
960	The current owner requires all visitors to be up-to-date on their cootie shots before entering	1.2974	0.04137	195	149	34	12
961	But first I'll need to teach you the secret handshake and password to see the hardwood flooring you asked about.	1.2973	0.03733	222	167	44	11
962	Great 2nd floor unit with private backyard views in premier school district.	1.2971	0.04385	175	134	30	11
963	Yes, it has no utility fees, or even utilities.	1.2971	0.04233	175	132	34	9
964	Little did we know when we were young what our “tiny homes” would be worth today!	1.2971	0.04154	175	131	36	8
965	It's perfect for kids.	1.2970	0.04231	165	123	35	7
966	This listing is reserved for the upwardly mobile.	1.2969	0.03810	229	175	40	14
967	Rope swing would be extra.	1.2969	0.03980	192	144	39	9
968	It comes with free lemonade.	1.2968	0.04310	155	115	34	6
969	In New York I could probably get $500,000 for this.	1.2967	0.04059	209	161	34	14
970	Does the tree come with it?	1.2963	0.03949	189	141	40	8
971	... and this is one of the few properties in the neighborhood where you can get flood insurance.	1.2963	0.04157	189	144	34	11
972	It's listed as Trunk Tower.	1.2963	0.04707	162	126	24	12
973	It's got good roots.	1.2963	0.04456	162	123	30	9
974	Off Grid… On Budget .	1.2961	0.03672	206	152	47	7
975	Think of it as an investment that's guaranteed to grow.	1.2959	0.04182	196	151	32	13
976	Yes, the rent is elevated.	1.2959	0.04078	169	125	38	6
977	This being California, I'll need a $1 million down payment.	1.2958	0.03781	240	185	39	16
978	The buyer will only take Monopoly money.	1.2956	0.04510	159	121	29	9
979	It has modern air conditioning.	1.2956	0.03959	203	154	38	11
980	Boasts a built-in privacy screen from your neighbors from May until November.	1.2955	0.03806	220	167	41	12
981	Jimmy says the cootie problems have been resolved	1.2955	0.04363	176	135	30	11
982	You’re rooted in the community right away with this one	1.2955	0.04288	176	134	32	10
983	Foundation, foundation, foundation.	1.2953	0.04161	193	148	33	12
984	Until recently, there were no girls allowed.	1.2953	0.03962	193	145	39	9
985	Upward mobility at a reasonable price.	1.2950	0.04266	139	101	35	3
986	The asking price is lunch money for a year.	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
987	Well, at least you won’t have to worry about sea level rise.	1.2948	0.04179	173	130	35	8
988	Please help yourself to nutterbutter hors d'oeuvres and apple juice refreshments up there	1.2947	0.04001	190	143	38	9
989	I know it doesn’t look like much, but the view is great.	1.2947	0.04023	207	159	35	13
990	Studio loft overlooking the park	1.2945	0.04517	163	125	28	10
991	And flood insurance won’t be a problem.	1.2944	0.04146	180	136	35	9
992	There’s room for growth	1.2944	0.04221	180	137	33	10
993	It would be a step up.	1.2944	0.04037	197	150	36	11
994	Unfortunately, the HOA says no girls allowed.	1.2941	0.04042	187	141	37	9
995	How did you know I was going to recommend Lending Tree?	1.2941	0.03942	204	155	38	11
996	A good place to put down roots	1.2941	0.04122	204	158	32	14
997	This neighborhood was recently rezoned and is no longer “no girls allowed”	1.2941	0.04383	187	146	27	14
998	I'm really not supposed to mention this, but the previous owner was an honor student at Washington Elementary.	1.2941	0.04436	153	115	31	7
999	Oh…on the phone i thought you had said you were looking for something in the ‘Low Trees’…	1.2939	0.03815	228	175	39	14
1000	If you act now we’ll throw in a door!	1.2938	0.03955	177	131	40	6
1001	Instead of a tree house, think of it as a house in a tree.	1.2938	0.03873	177	130	42	5
1002	You appear to have misunderstood my firm's ad for an open house.	1.2937	0.04307	160	120	33	7
1003	The seller is very motivated—he’s too tall to fit in the door now.	1.2937	0.04307	160	120	33	7
1004	Perfectly suitable for two, with room to branch out!	1.2935	0.04042	201	154	35	12
1005	....and this is our in- law suite.	1.2935	0.04163	201	156	31	14
1006	This studio has incredible natural light with a rustic feel and is only going for $3500 a month.	1.2935	0.04156	184	140	34	10
1007	No flood insurance nessary.	1.2935	0.03936	184	137	40	7
1008	You only need the secret password to get in	1.2935	0.04084	184	139	36	9
1009	Yes, it’s the original Air BnB	1.2934	0.04357	167	127	31	9
1010	On the plus side, no self-respecting squatter would want to live in it.	1.2934	0.04599	167	130	25	12
1011	Sorry, the selling agent just informed me that this went pending with a cash offer. Let's see if that little cardboard house in the alley is still available.	1.2934	0.04439	167	128	29	10
1012	It’s open plan, original hardwood throughout, AND it’s rumored that Frank Lloyd Wright spent his formative years reading comics here.	1.2933	0.03744	225	171	42	12
1013	It’s yours if you want it. The last offer came from someone who was rumored to have cooties.	1.2932	0.04315	191	149	28	14
1014	It's a three bedtime story walk-up.	1.2932	0.03914	191	143	40	8
1015	Three words: location, location, location!	1.2931	0.04078	174	130	37	7
1016	I already have a competing offer. My son said he would do the dishes twice a week.	1.2931	0.04237	174	132	33	9
1017	I just built it, and the kids are already flipping it.”	1.2931	0.04315	174	133	31	10
1018	It’s the perfect affordable starter home. The last owner recently upgraded to a college dorm room!	1.2931	0.04315	174	133	31	10
1019	It’s flood-tolerant.	1.2928	0.04127	181	137	35	9
1020	It’s listed at 5 pop-tarts but I bet you could lowball for 3	1.2928	0.04483	181	142	25	14
1021	This is next level	1.2926	0.04023	188	142	37	9
1022	“Watch your step; it’s an open floor plan.”	1.2926	0.03952	188	141	39	8
1023	It's the best house we've seen in our budget.	1.2926	0.04363	188	147	27	14
1024	The prior owners were baking elves, which explains the high asking price, and of course that amazing smell	1.2924	0.04365	171	131	30	10
1025	Yes, but it's only at tree per cent interest.	1.2924	0.04443	171	132	28	11
1026	Good news is no flood insurance is required.	1.2924	0.04365	171	131	30	10
1027	Don't worry, you can ignore the "NO GIRLS ARE ALLOWED" sales provision	1.2921	0.04171	178	135	34	9
1028	You said an old walk-up, but in the suburbs. Here it is.	1.2921	0.04320	178	137	30	11
1029	You're paying for the view.	1.2919	0.04715	161	126	23	12
1030	For $1mil they'll throw in the tree too	1.2917	0.04167	192	148	32	12
1031	It's open plan, gets plenty of natural light and brings the outside in	1.2917	0.04296	192	150	28	14
1032	Above all, it's a tiny house.	1.2914	0.03893	175	129	41	5
1033	So, let's start with the hardwood floors...	1.2914	0.04138	175	132	35	8
1034	Hardwood floors throughout.	1.2914	0.04517	175	137	25	13
1035	You will have your grandchildren visit you every day, just as you requested.	1.2913	0.04028	206	159	34	13
1036	Wait until you see the light pouring through windows!	1.2913	0.03909	206	157	38	11
1037	It's a bit of a fixer-upper, but the view from up there is amazing.	1.2913	0.03659	206	153	46	7
1038	The current owner is eager to sell. He's transferring to a new preschool next week.	1.2912	0.04323	182	141	29	12
1039	We like to call it "A Room With A View."	1.2912	0.04180	182	139	33	10
1040	Well you wouldn't raise his allowance. The kid's gotta make money somehow.	1.2911	0.04517	158	121	28	9
1041	It’s a safe neighborhood as long as you have a good secret password.	1.2911	0.04692	158	123	24	11
1042	You'll get a bird's-eye view of the whole neighborhood."	1.2911	0.04046	158	116	38	4
1043	They say the housing market is climbing.	1.2911	0.04517	158	121	28	9
1044	It’s practically brand new, the last tenant just outgrew the space	1.2909	0.04034	165	122	38	5
1045	Timmy replaced the roof, yesterday.	1.2908	0.05087	141	111	19	11
1046	Perfect for those with lofty aspirations.	1.2907	0.04343	172	132	30	10
1047	Sure, $1.35 million sounds like a lot, but just look at those hardwood floors!	1.2906	0.04186	203	159	29	15
1048	This listing has a carbon neutral footprint.	1.2905	0.04151	179	136	34	9
1049	It's really quite a steal for that many square inches.	1.2902	0.04016	193	147	36	10
1050	But at least that price includes the tree.	1.2902	0.03879	193	145	40	8
1051	It needs a guardrail on the veranda to be up to code.	1.2902	0.04148	193	149	32	12
1052	The basement is already rented out to squirrels.	1.2901	0.04350	162	123	31	8
1053	It’s a great price if you’re open to a walk up.	1.2900	0.03790	200	150	42	8
1054	It's a little above your price range, but the views are amazing!	1.2899	0.04312	169	129	31	9
1055	You're welcome to take a tour. The owner won't be back from kindergarten for a few hours yet.	1.2899	0.04551	169	132	25	12
1056	It comes with free flood insurance.	1.2896	0.04160	183	140	33	10
1057	There's a contingency that covers the cicada emergence.	1.2895	0.04240	152	113	34	5
1058	It's under a million . . .	1.2895	0.04056	190	145	35	10
1059	On the plus side, you do have a bird's eye view.	1.2893	0.04122	159	118	36	5
1060	It does have an extensive root cellar.	1.2893	0.04403	159	121	30	8
1061	1 rm brds i vu	1.2892	0.04527	166	129	26	11
1062	Here is what we have for under $1 million.	1.2890	0.04321	173	133	30	10
1063	A place to really grow your roots.	1.2890	0.04321	173	133	30	10
1064	I know it’s pushing the budget, but the views in this place are amazing.	1.2889	0.03978	180	135	38	7
1065	You DID say that you'd be okay with a walk-up.	1.2889	0.03736	180	132	44	4
1066	Unfortunately for the owner, the rising cost of living outpaced her allowance.	1.2888	0.04098	187	143	34	10
1067	We call it Craftsman.	1.2888	0.03882	187	140	40	7
1068	Believe it or not, it's a two-bedroom	1.2888	0.04027	187	142	36	9
1069	This mid-century maple already has four offers	1.2888	0.04303	187	146	28	13
1070	But you may need to change the zoning. Currently, it's no girls allowed.	1.2887	0.03998	194	148	36	10
1071	It’s about the views.	1.2887	0.03998	194	148	36	10
1072	You’ll save on property tax and insurance. In fact, you won’t need any flood insurance.	1.2885	0.04456	156	119	29	8
1073	And this is the two floor walk-up that's $6,000/month.	1.2885	0.04638	156	121	25	10
1074	Or would you prefer a garden apartment?	1.2883	0.04414	163	125	29	9
1075	You'll love the morning birdsong feature."	1.2882	0.04290	170	130	31	9
1076	This house will really grow on you.	1.2880	0.04212	184	142	31	11
1077	This charming craftsman bungalow is a sensational view property with 360 degree views from the primary living space. It is truly must-see!	1.2880	0.04212	184	142	31	11
1078	It might require a bit to bring it up to code but you said you were looking for a fixer upper	1.2880	0.03995	184	139	37	8
1079	Amenities include hardwood floor, and hard wood.	1.2880	0.04237	191	149	29	13
1080	Sure it's small. But you can't beat it for location.	1.2880	0.04038	191	146	35	10
1081	The best part is its grandfathered in above the neighborhood height restriction	1.2880	0.03827	191	143	41	7
1082	Do you prefer this one, with the view, or the shed closer to the subway stop?	1.2879	0.04069	198	153	33	12
1083	Sure, it’s a fixer-upper, but you can’t beat the view!	1.2878	0.03725	205	154	43	8
1084	If this is out of your budget the bush out front is for sale.	1.2878	0.04594	139	105	28	6
1085	Of course, you're paying for the location.	1.2876	0.04317	153	115	32	6
1086	Well, it’s three steps up from where you are.	1.2876	0.04878	153	121	20	12
1087	On the bright side, the property taxes are a bargain.	1.2875	0.04195	160	120	34	6
1088	So the first floor is more of an open concept…	1.2875	0.04100	160	119	36	5
1089	The previous owner has moved on to long pants.	1.2874	0.04503	167	130	26	11
1090	Small, and comfy. It’s like you’re living outdoors.	1.2874	0.04339	167	128	30	9
1091	Well, the ad did say “step up to your next home!”	1.2874	0.04451	174	136	26	12
1092	Granted, it only has one room, but the view is fantastic!	1.2874	0.04221	174	133	32	9
1093	But there's a great view of the backyard.	1.2872	0.04349	188	148	26	14
1094	And you get a first time home owner's tax credit because it's rated 100 percent green, energy efficient and sustainable.	1.2872	0.03937	188	142	38	8
1095	Open floor plan. Wood floors. And a conglomerate of elves currently leases the basement for their baking enterprise.	1.2872	0.04283	188	147	28	13
1096	One drawback is it has outdoor plumbing.	1.2872	0.04079	188	144	34	10
1097	At $2.5 million it's probably the cheapest way to get your kids in the Palo Alto school system.	1.2872	0.04216	188	146	30	12
1098	There is a better chance it will sell now that they removed the "No Girls Allowed" sign.	1.2871	0.04012	202	156	34	12
1099	You can offset the cost of any renovations by mowing lawns or opening a lemonade stand.	1.2867	0.04824	143	111	23	9
1100	Well, it is in our price range and...what a view!	1.2866	0.04339	157	119	31	7
1101	Tree houses are hot on Airbnb	1.2866	0.04612	157	122	25	10
1102	It's a home that will really grow with you!	1.2866	0.04127	164	123	35	6
1103	Your kids will love it too!	1.2865	0.04019	171	128	37	6
1104	Forgive me if I am going out on a limb showing you this one...	1.2865	0.04078	178	135	35	8
1105	I’ve heard it described as boomer-proof housing.	1.2865	0.04261	185	144	29	12
1106	As you can see, it's not your average walk-up.	1.2864	0.03725	199	149	43	7
1107	You don't like walk ups?	1.2864	0.03835	206	157	39	10
1108	The seller is offering a rope, but you have to bring your own tire.	1.2857	0.04355	161	123	30	8
1109	It was advertised as an upper-fixer, not a fixer-upper.	1.2857	0.04957	133	103	22	8
1110	It's great, but I'm just not looking for a walk-up.	1.2857	0.04028	196	151	34	11
1111	It's a perfect mother-in-law house.	1.2857	0.04558	168	132	24	12
1112	Currently, this one bedroom view property is available every other weekend until the other tenants come back from their father's house.	1.2857	0.04234	168	128	32	8
1113	The seller is downsizing.	1.2857	0.04850	154	122	20	12
1114	The seller wants to move quickly on this -- she's entering kindergarten.	1.2850	0.04034	200	155	33	12
1115	It may need a little work, but you can’t beat the flood insurance rates.	1.2850	0.03864	193	146	39	8
1116	And windy nights will rock you to sleep.	1.2850	0.03722	193	144	43	6
1117	It's a climber upper and a fixer upper.	1.2849	0.04172	186	144	31	11
1118	The Neighborhood is going to the birds so we decided to sell.	1.2849	0.04309	186	146	27	13
1119	Supposedly Tarzan once slept here.	1.2849	0.04135	179	137	33	9
1120	A spacious loft with an unbeatable view…or at least that’s what we’ll put on Zillow.	1.2849	0.04404	172	134	27	11
1121	We're moving on up to a deluxe treehouse in the sky.	1.2848	0.04106	165	124	35	6
1122	. . . but it's not taxed as a 'high rise.'	1.2848	0.04451	165	128	27	10
1123	You can have it for a birdsong.	1.2848	0.03921	165	122	39	4
1124	It’s an environmentally friendly urban sanctuary.	1.2848	0.04367	165	127	29	9
1125	Your mother might stop visiting us all the time.	1.2848	0.04124	158	118	35	5
1126	Is the kid included ?	1.2847	0.04587	144	110	27	7
1127	It's eco-chic	1.2843	0.03854	204	156	38	10
1128	This will put you in the upper middle class.	1.2843	0.04038	204	159	32	13
1129	It’s perfect if you are willing to branch out and turn over a new leaf	1.2842	0.03972	190	145	36	9
1130	It is fully Net Zero compliant	1.2842	0.04072	183	140	34	9
1131	In this market, you have to go out on a limb to find a home	1.2840	0.04376	169	131	28	10
1132	Who told you money doesn't grow on trees?	1.2840	0.04376	169	131	28	10
1133	This one costs about Tree Fiddy.	1.2840	0.04332	162	124	30	8
1134	Yes, the ad described it as a penthouse with a tree line view.	1.2839	0.04461	155	119	28	8
1135	As you requested. Affordable and unique, with a good view.	1.2839	0.04554	155	120	26	9
1136	In 10 years it will have waterfront appreciation	1.2839	0.04645	155	121	24	10
1137	Personally I like the open air concept.	1.2839	0.03964	155	114	38	3
1138	The best views are during the fall.	1.2834	0.03866	187	141	39	7
1139	Where's the garage?	1.2833	0.04263	180	140	29	11
1140	It seems small, but it has growth potential.	1.2833	0.03801	180	134	41	5
1141	Other than the monthly Dutch Elm Disease spray, the maintenance costs are minimal.	1.2833	0.03882	180	135	39	6
1142	But the fall foliage!	1.2832	0.03979	173	130	37	6
1143	At this neighborhood, it's the best in your price range	1.2832	0.04381	173	135	27	11
1144	We did say we were looking for something with no stairs.	1.2831	0.04084	166	125	35	6
1145	Featuring the latest in eco-living: organic air conditioning	1.2831	0.04344	166	128	29	9
1146	But the growth of your investment is virtually guaranteed!	1.2830	0.03753	212	162	40	10
1147	I'm going to go out on a limb and say we could possibly make this work.	1.2830	0.04473	159	123	27	9
1148	Well, you said you were like two love birds, the algorithm then did the rest to find your best match.	1.2830	0.04732	159	126	21	12
1149	It's been in my family for generations.	1.2828	0.03992	198	153	34	11
1150	My client is willing to offer twelve sour gummy worms plus all the loose change in his book bag.”	1.2828	0.04962	145	115	19	11
1151	You do not need air-conditioning in the summer but it's gets pretty cold in winter.	1.2827	0.03812	191	144	40	7
1152	The dining table has extra leaves	1.2827	0.03954	191	146	36	9
1153	As you requested, this IS a tiny house.	1.2826	0.04712	138	106	25	7
1154	All I’m saying is, Location, location, location!	1.2825	0.04159	177	136	32	9
1155	Minimalist design, skyline view!	1.2825	0.04310	177	138	28	11
1156	For only $200,000 you can unplug and feel like a kid again.	1.2824	0.04106	170	129	34	7
1157	Closing our branch office.	1.2821	0.04529	156	121	26	9
1158	On the plus side, it’s in a great squirrel district.	1.2819	0.04335	188	149	25	14
1159	It’s a starter home for boomerang kids.	1.2819	0.04133	188	146	31	11
1160	All natural finishes, and a second story wraparound veranda!	1.2819	0.03993	188	144	35	9
1161	During a flood, you'll be the envy of the neighborhood and during the rest of the time you'll also be the envy of every three to seven year old.	1.2817	0.03912	213	166	34	13
1162	Yes it's an above ground studio, plus you won't need flood insurance.	1.2817	0.03678	213	162	42	9
1163	Price seems a little steep for us to go out on a limb!	1.2816	0.04435	174	137	25	12
1164	And here we have the mother-in-law apartment.	1.2816	0.04509	174	138	23	13
1165	The view is even better in the winter.	1.2816	0.03821	206	158	38	10
1166	This is a brand new listing and I think perfect for empty nesters like yourselves.”	1.2815	0.05004	135	106	20	9
1167	And best of all... free wifi!	1.2814	0.04151	167	127	33	7
1168	The last owners were nuts.	1.2814	0.04404	167	130	27	10
1169	The sprinklers are on at nine.	1.2812	0.03936	192	147	36	9
1170	It's a renovator's delight with amazing treetop views	1.2812	0.04706	160	127	21	12
1171	You DID say you wanted to put down roots!	1.2812	0.04072	192	149	32	11
1172	"This is the open-plan penthouse I've been telling you about."	1.2811	0.03809	185	139	40	6
1173	They told me you were branching out but I didn't expect this.	1.2808	0.04208	146	109	33	4
1174	And the view is twice as nice in the winter!	1.2808	0.04208	146	109	33	4
1175	Huge discount on flood insurance…	1.2808	0.03662	203	153	43	7
1176	Affordable housing comes in many forms…	1.2805	0.04372	164	127	28	9
1177	The one drawback: No girls allowed.	1.2805	0.04372	164	127	28	9
1178	A good deal, but you have to let Jimmy and Stevie visit on Saturdays.	1.2804	0.04182	189	148	29	12
1179	Every night’s a sobriety test.	1.2802	0.03845	182	137	39	6
1180	It's several steps above anything else in the neighborhood, I can promise you that.	1.2800	0.04337	175	137	27	11
1181	I'm a little concerned about the parking.	1.2800	0.04104	175	134	33	8
1182	You always wanted a house with wood flooring, right?	1.2800	0.04549	150	116	26	8
1183	It's in a desirable neighborhood, has a lovely view, and it comes in under $400,000.	1.2798	0.04215	168	129	31	8
1184	The only drawback to this place is there isn’t much room to branch out.	1.2798	0.04299	168	130	29	9
1185	The tree is rented.	1.2797	0.04903	143	113	20	10
1186	The view is incredible, especially in the fall.	1.2797	0.04592	143	110	26	7
1187	You get the treehouse and stairs. The tree is not included.	1.2796	0.03942	186	142	36	8
1188	Well, it IS close to nature.	1.2796	0.03791	186	140	40	6
1189	It will give you a toehold in the neighborhood.	1.2796	0.03867	186	141	38	7
1190	It's a second floor walk-up listed at only $1.3M.	1.2794	0.04084	204	161	29	14
1191	This lovely craftsman home has good bones with original features	1.2792	0.04370	154	118	29	7
1192	It's a 3-board walk-up.	1.2792	0.03727	197	149	41	7
1193	For a 1 Bedroom / 3 Branch, it's quite roomy!	1.2792	0.03930	197	152	35	10
1194	You can’t live in it, but you can brag about the address.	1.2791	0.04065	172	131	34	7
1195	We could finally move out of the doghouse!	1.2791	0.04614	172	138	20	14
1196	The owner’s letting it go for a song, provided the song is about what a doody-head Billy is.	1.2791	0.04309	172	134	28	10
1197	An investment likely never to be underwater	1.2791	0.04148	172	132	32	8
1198	A good place to put down some roots!	1.2791	0.04065	172	131	34	7
1199	Is the tree included?	1.2790	0.03300	233	174	53	6
1200	It has a lot of growth potential.	1.2789	0.03957	190	146	35	9
1201	You won't pass inspection until you add a handrail on the steps.	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
1202	Next up on House Hunters, Shannon takes the couple to a property within their budget--but they might have to compromise on Julie's home office and Ben's open-concept kitchen.	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
1203	Sure it’s a little rustic, but think of how much you’ll save on flood insurance!	1.2788	0.04086	165	125	34	6
1204	You mentioned you're looking to downsize in a high-rise.	1.2788	0.03994	165	124	36	5
1205	And so, PBS's catastrophic last episode of 'This Old House' begins.	1.2788	0.04433	165	129	26	10
1206	And it does really well on Airbnb with the under 12 set!	1.2784	0.04240	176	137	29	10
1207	They say it's an up and coming neighborhood	1.2782	0.04815	133	103	23	7
1208	You can turn this side of the property into an Airbnb.	1.2781	0.03892	151	111	38	2
1209	Better make an offer before the squirrels do.	1.2781	0.03996	187	144	34	9
1210	And if you don't like this, I'm also showing a lovely pillow fort.	1.2778	0.04669	144	112	24	8
1211	Rats? No, but woodpeckers are a bit of a problem.	1.2778	0.03941	162	121	37	4
1212	This might work for your mother when she visits us.	1.2778	0.03978	198	154	33	11
1213	I get the 'Tiny Living' concept but marketing it as a 'Castle in the Sky' is a bit much.	1.2778	0.04669	144	112	24	8
1214	We’re trying to do something about the squatters, but the police said they legally can’t evict squirrels.	1.2775	0.04208	173	134	30	9
1215	Now this 11-square-foot gem has all the amenities…southern exposure, a wraparound balcony, and 24-hour park access.	1.2774	0.04534	155	121	25	9
1216	The neighbors were nuts.	1.2774	0.04046	155	116	35	4
1217	It even has a rope elevator for sandwiches."	1.2774	0.04717	137	106	24	7
1218	Before I give you the tour, what’s the password?	1.2770	0.04680	148	116	23	9
1219	They weren't kidding when they said it was on Oak.	1.2770	0.04269	148	112	31	5
1220	Wow! It's perfect. We're birdwatchers, you know?	1.2770	0.04580	148	115	25	8
1221	Just think of it as your very own nesting place	1.2769	0.04635	130	99	26	5
1222	We call it Oakwood.	1.2767	0.04080	159	120	34	5
1223	But we said we didn't want a walk-up.	1.2766	0.04118	188	147	30	11
1224	On the contract the seller calls No Backsies.	1.2765	0.04493	170	135	23	12
1225	…and it’s also pet friendly.	1.2765	0.04002	170	129	35	6
1226	It’s full of craftsman charm and a gardener’s dream.	1.2765	0.04002	170	129	35	6
1227	I guarantee it'll grow on you.	1.2763	0.04398	152	117	28	7
1228	If you waive the cooties inspection, they'll accept your offer.	1.2762	0.04078	181	140	32	9
1229	You won’t find a better deal in this school district.	1.2762	0.03758	210	162	38	10
1230	Yes, it is more expensive than the main house: You’ll be lucky if the main unit survives the month what with the state’s rising flood waters, whereas this baby is built to last.	1.2761	0.04376	163	127	27	9
1231	And this luxury tower passed environmental review!	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
1232	the investment banks were asking for way too much but the Keebler Elves gave me a pretty good deal	1.2761	0.04546	163	129	23	11
1233	If you like this, I also have a charming van down by the river.	1.2761	0.04629	163	130	21	12
1234	As the tree grows, the price will increase due to the view of the ocean.	1.2760	0.03850	192	147	37	8
1235	Yeah, but think of how much you'll save on flood insurance!	1.2759	0.03647	203	154	42	7
1236	Full disclosure, some squirrels squatted.	1.2756	0.04321	156	120	29	7
1237	When I said I wanted to move up in the world, this isn’t what I had in mind.	1.2756	0.04416	156	121	27	8
1238	It’s a fixer upper, but you can’t beat the location!	1.2755	0.03798	196	150	38	8
1239	It's actually a lot more spacious than it seems; you get full use of the branches.	1.2754	0.04218	167	129	30	8
1240	It was just rezoned, so yucky girl cooties are no longer prohibited.	1.2754	0.04044	167	127	34	6
1241	The buyer is asking for chocolate coins.	1.2754	0.04468	167	132	24	11
1242	I'm sure I can get the seller to throw in the slingshots and tea set.	1.2754	0.04044	167	127	34	6
1243	And you get a special deal on flood insurance.	1.2754	0.04218	167	129	30	8
1244	The school district is excellent.	1.2754	0.03536	207	156	45	6
1245	I thought you agreed we would branch out more in our housing search.	1.2753	0.04121	178	138	31	9
1246	It’s a low-crime and low-woodpecker neighborhood.	1.2753	0.04198	178	139	29	10
1247	Can we have a copy of the floor plan?	1.2753	0.03883	178	135	37	6
1248	On the plus side--every morning you’ll wake up to an unobstructed view of the Mandlebaum’s pool.	1.2752	0.04349	149	114	29	6
1249	The backyard is all green space…	1.2752	0.04136	149	112	33	4
1250	But check out the views.	1.2751	0.03586	189	141	44	4
1251	Have I mentioned the schools?	1.2750	0.04339	160	124	28	8
1252	The views are spectacular.	1.2747	0.03748	182	137	40	5
1253	The tree lease is extra.	1.2747	0.04059	182	141	32	9
1254	Yes, it is indeed a walk-up and a fixer-upper, but the school district is rated #1.	1.2747	0.04206	182	143	28	11
1255	Yes, sure it has a zero carbon footprint.	1.2745	0.03763	204	157	38	9
1256	It's in great condition. Between soccer practice, naps, and play dates, the seller has spent very little time here.	1.2744	0.04353	164	128	27	9
1257	The only thing steeper than the price is the climb up	1.2742	0.04211	186	147	27	12
1258	Yeah, well, it’s not my dream commission.	1.2741	0.04514	135	103	27	5
1259	Historically, no girls have been allowed in here.	1.2740	0.04813	146	116	20	10
1260	Yes a Birds Eye Ocean View	1.2740	0.04403	146	112	28	6
1261	Just think of the possibilities!!	1.2740	0.04509	146	113	26	7
1262	This one is slightly above your budget, but I always save the best for last	1.2739	0.04573	157	124	23	10
1263	Elevated architecture meets minimalist living: a structurally sound investment with 'good bones'—a truly uplifting fixer-upper opportunity!	1.2739	0.04201	157	120	31	6
1264	And, your husband can use it when he is being bad.	1.2738	0.04111	168	129	32	7
1265	This is our Green Walkup, very popular.	1.2737	0.04251	179	141	27	11
1266	The asking price is three packs of bottle rockets, five bags of Peanut M&M’s, and a rabbit’s foot.	1.2734	0.04798	128	99	23	6
1267	So this one is more of a climber upper.	1.2734	0.04876	139	110	20	9
1268	...And it has a really good view into the neighbor's bedroom. Trust me, it's better than cable.	1.2733	0.04492	161	127	24	10
1269	New York Loft style apartment - just wait until you see the views!	1.2733	0.04132	161	123	32	6
1270	The previous residents were thrifty. They built a nest and raised their young from eggs.	1.2733	0.04370	172	136	25	11
1271	This is a prime example of the growing housing market.	1.2732	0.03888	183	140	36	7
1272	You might hear a peep from some of your neighbors.	1.2732	0.04086	194	153	29	12
1273	I thought you would enjoy a room with a view.	1.2732	0.04020	194	152	31	11
1274	The price goes up after cicada season.	1.2732	0.03872	205	160	34	11
1275	The current owners are willing to negotiate since they are going through a bitter breakup and are desperate for ice cream money.	1.2727	0.04632	154	122	22	10
1276	Did I mention the ensuite birdbath?	1.2727	0.04122	187	147	29	11
1277	Spacious one bed with garden	1.2727	0.04155	165	127	31	7
1278	Originally a cookie factory that’s been converted into a living space	1.2727	0.04579	165	132	21	12
1279	You did say you wanted an open floor plan.	1.2727	0.04348	154	119	28	7
1280	Fourth-floor walk-up studio apartment with a yard in a great neighborhood!	1.2722	0.04258	169	132	28	9
1281	I’ve always thought loft living was for the birds.	1.2722	0.04258	169	132	28	9
1282	I know we said we wouldn't do a walk up, but in this neighborhood it might be our best option"	1.2722	0.03913	169	128	36	5
1283	Great views and built with 100% sustainable materials.	1.2722	0.04080	158	120	33	5
1284	do we move here or will it fit in the U-haul?	1.2722	0.04178	158	121	31	6
1285	flood insurance is not required.	1.2722	0.04367	158	123	27	8
1286	Finally! A true greenhouse.	1.2721	0.04159	147	111	32	4
1287	Just to let you know, you might want to decide fast since we already have a couple of squirrels interested in the property.	1.2717	0.04236	184	146	26	12
1288	And it will grow with your family.	1.2717	0.04269	173	136	27	10
1289	It’s a charming tree floor walk-up.	1.2716	0.04292	162	126	28	8
1290	The deadline for offers is dusk.	1.2716	0.04110	162	124	32	6
1291	Tiny Houses are so post pandemic. This is a nano-bungalow."	1.2716	0.04202	162	125	30	7
1292	And it is in the highly desired location of Jimmy's back yard.	1.2713	0.04239	188	150	25	13
1293	And best of all, it’s only slightly over your budget!	1.2712	0.04124	177	138	30	9
1294	It's completely green and has a great view!	1.2712	0.03884	177	135	36	6
1295	Are the hardwood floors original?	1.2712	0.04124	177	138	30	9
1296	I was hoping for something on the ground floor.	1.2711	0.04044	166	127	33	6
1297	Affordable housing.	1.2711	0.04044	166	127	33	6
1298	For sale: cozy home with great views and nature all around”	1.2711	0.04554	166	133	21	12
1299	There's plenty of room to branch out.	1.2710	0.04323	155	120	28	7
1300	The city is attempting some new affordable housing options.	1.2710	0.04419	155	121	26	8
1301	at least it's detached	1.2710	0.04419	155	121	26	8
1302	You said you were looking for a loft studio apartment!	1.2710	0.04419	155	121	26	8
1303	Gurls still not allowed?	1.2707	0.04906	133	105	20	8
1304	And you get free apples for life.	1.2706	0.04068	170	131	32	7
1305	Specially designed to reflect your upward mobility.	1.2704	0.04522	159	126	23	10
1306	A simple window replacement would give it a breathtaking view of the fall foliage.	1.2704	0.03645	159	117	41	1
1307	Unfortunately, Mrs. Jones, the seller says 'no girls allowed.'	1.2704	0.04779	159	129	17	13
1308	I’ve always wanted a pied-á-tree.	1.2704	0.04250	159	123	29	7
1309	I like to think of it not so much as treehouse in my backyard, but an arborescent alfresco pied-à-terre situated on a private domestic reserve.	1.2703	0.04558	148	116	24	8
1310	I thought you’d like it, considering your last name is Robinson.	1.2703	0.04558	148	116	24	8
1311	It has such classic lines and a view to die for.	1.2703	0.04456	148	115	26	7
1312	For California, $1 million isn't too bad	1.2703	0.04215	185	147	26	12
1313	It’s listed as a high-rise penthouse with a view of the park.	1.2701	0.04088	174	135	31	8
1314	It's a two-story walkup with a great view	1.2701	0.04006	174	134	33	7
1315	I can also show you a fixer lower.	1.2701	0.04335	137	104	29	4
1316	... and it's guaranteed to be above mean sea level at least through 2034!	1.2701	0.04691	137	107	23	7
1317	What did you expect? We live in California. This is all we can afford.	1.2699	0.04357	163	128	26	9
1318	My client is a motivated seller—they're willing to throw in the tire swing and sand box as well.	1.2698	0.03568	189	142	43	4
1319	And it’s the perfect height to look down on your neighbors.	1.2698	0.05091	126	100	18	8
1320	This puts you above the crowd	1.2698	0.04424	126	95	28	3
1321	''We chopped down one tree to make the tree house, and now we make the other tree hold it's butchered remains like some kind of twisted pagan ritual, but seriously, you're not going to find much else for this price.''	1.2697	0.04402	178	143	22	13
1322	The last tenants were birds.	1.2697	0.04026	178	138	32	8
1323	This is what you can get if you give up that avocado toast	1.2695	0.04488	141	109	26	6
1324	The Robinsons loved it but decided to move back to Switzerland.	1.2695	0.04367	167	132	25	10
1325	We can fix the stairs if you’d like.	1.2694	0.03817	193	149	36	8
1326	And of course, all the woodwork has been done in natural oak	1.2692	0.04202	156	120	30	6
1327	Your kids said they will sell it to you at a discounted price !	1.2692	0.03966	182	141	33	8
1328	We thought if we put a sale sign on it, it’d make a great New Yorker cartoon	1.2692	0.04189	182	144	27	11
1329	It has wonderfully high ceilings	1.2692	0.04116	182	143	29	10
1330	The homeowner’s warranty guarantees it will make you feel like a kid again!	1.2690	0.04048	171	132	32	7
1331	It's a little small, but the view is great.	1.2690	0.04048	171	132	32	7
1332	It has great rental potential.	1.2690	0.04720	145	115	21	9
1333	Unfortunately, the previous owners did put a "BOYS ONLY" claus in the deed.	1.2690	0.04820	145	116	19	10
1334	It comes furnished with a tin can phone and a sling-shot.	1.2688	0.04409	160	126	25	9
1335	See it as a starter house.	1.2688	0.03938	160	121	35	4
1336	Check out the view.	1.2686	0.04147	175	137	29	9
1337	…& every room has a view!	1.2683	0.04908	123	96	21	6
1338	The view will only get better over time.	1.2683	0.04066	164	126	32	6
1339	…..sure but you won’t pay any property taxes,	1.2680	0.03938	194	152	32	10
1340	It’s got great natural light	1.2680	0.04350	153	119	27	7
1341	This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I mentioned that we might be looking to open a new branch office in the neighborhood.	1.2679	0.04425	168	134	23	11
1342	It's got rustic charm and real hardwood floors.	1.2678	0.04022	183	143	31	9
1343	Cool thing is there's no association fees	1.2678	0.04022	183	143	31	9
1344	The seller will only entertain offers from boys.	1.2677	0.03883	198	155	33	10
1345	Elevate your lifestyle!	1.2676	0.04571	142	111	24	7
1346	I'd jump. The market for Frank Lloyd Wright's teen work has never been hotter.	1.2676	0.05088	142	116	14	12
1347	A modern day love nest.	1.2675	0.03978	157	119	34	4
1348	Perhaps you were unclear on the definition of "walk-up"	1.2674	0.03963	187	146	32	9
1349	the original owner just sort of grew out of it.	1.2671	0.04110	161	124	31	6
1350	I hope you like room mates because the squirrels are renting the other half.	1.2671	0.04472	161	128	23	10
1351	"With all the money you save on taxes, utilities, upkeep, HOA fees, etcetera, etcetera, you'll be able to take long vacations away from this quaint and rustic starter home."	1.2670	0.04045	191	151	29	11
1352	The best part is the "open concept."	1.2667	0.03606	210	162	40	8
1353	Just adding a door will increase the property value by at least $100k.	1.2667	0.04361	135	103	28	4
1354	It’s an ideal love nest for young upwardly mobile social climbers. And the tree counts as an original feature.	1.2667	0.04395	165	131	24	10
1355	I don’t care if it’s a treehouse. Your mother is moving out.	1.2667	0.04726	135	106	22	7
1356	For this neighborhood, it's actually quite reasonable.	1.2667	0.04045	165	127	32	6
1357	As I said. Just few steps to the park	1.2667	0.03827	180	138	36	6
1358	This is everything we have in your price range.	1.2662	0.04517	154	122	23	9
1359	And, it's only had one owner...	1.2662	0.04423	154	121	25	8
1360	No, I'm sorry, the tree is not included in the price.	1.2659	0.04171	173	136	28	9
1361	Small house living, but with a big yard.	1.2659	0.04007	173	134	32	7
1362	It also is climbing distance from a number of public school branches.	1.2659	0.04171	173	136	28	9
1363	Solar-powered, negative carbon emissions and biodegradable. Oh, and the bathroom's right here. Or anywhere, really.	1.2658	0.04057	158	121	32	5
1364	And it has a birds eye view of the neighborhood.	1.2655	0.03947	177	137	33	7
1365	Before we can do the open house, you’ll have to sign the waiver.	1.2654	0.04181	162	126	29	7
1366	It's called three steps to heaven	1.2653	0.04133	147	112	31	4
1367	I had something else in mind when I requested a “rustic arts and crafts” style	1.2652	0.04044	181	142	30	9
1368	Does Amazon deliver.	1.2651	0.04454	166	133	22	11
1369	It’s in your price range, and I’m told that the architect recently made the honor roll.	1.2651	0.04454	166	133	22	11
1370	But I just have to warn you - the owner is refusing to come down...	1.2649	0.04575	151	120	22	9
1371	As a bonus, it has a charming mother- in -law suite in the backyard	1.2645	0.04397	155	122	25	8
1372	This one is just above your budget, but it offers great light and tons of greenery.	1.2644	0.03728	174	132	38	4
1373	Low carbon footprint and unlimited growth potential.	1.2643	0.04602	140	110	23	7
1374	Just hang your ass out the back window.	1.2642	0.04589	159	128	20	11
1375	No, the mom who brings up snacks is not part of the estate.	1.2642	0.04412	159	126	24	9
1376	We prefer to call it: "Rustic."	1.2640	0.04703	125	97	23	5
1377	Your empty nester dream home awaits.	1.2639	0.04062	144	109	32	3
1378	We'll also accept a downpayment of 50 baseball cards, 10 sticks of gum, and a pack of cigarettes.	1.2639	0.04515	144	113	24	7
1379	It has a great view. The last owner just grew out of it.	1.2638	0.04423	163	130	23	10
1380	Yea, but the interest rates are nuts.	1.2638	0.03875	163	124	35	4
1381	In the suburbs, we call this a walk-up.	1.2637	0.03710	182	139	38	5
1382	I prefer to refer to it as an arboreal estate.	1.2636	0.04862	129	102	20	7
1383	The owner says you can add a room in a couple of years when another branch grows out.	1.2635	0.04219	148	114	29	5
1384	It's funny that you say that; yes, we also call it the tree house.	1.2635	0.04326	148	115	27	6
1385	The most sustainable house on the block.	1.2635	0.04534	148	117	23	8
1386	You guys look identical except for the beard.	1.2635	0.04634	148	118	21	9
1387	Sure, you can do better for three mill. But not in this neighborhood.	1.2635	0.04264	167	132	26	9
1388	It's a one bedroom with a first-floor hammock and potential for limb renovation.	1.2635	0.03818	167	127	36	4
1389	It’s a great area but the neighbours are a little chirpy	1.2634	0.03891	186	145	33	8
1390	It's guaranteed to go up!	1.2632	0.04640	133	104	23	6
1391	A great AirBnB investment opportunity	1.2632	0.04112	171	134	29	8
1392	We're up in the air about this one.	1.2632	0.04041	152	116	32	4
1393	‘There is so much opportunity for growth’	1.2632	0.04116	190	152	26	12
1394	I know you love it, but the HOA has a strict 'no girls allowed' provision.	1.2629	0.04056	194	155	27	12
1395	Remember you are paying for location and the amazing view.	1.2629	0.03967	175	136	32	7
1396	Listing this as a LOVE NEST really is going OUT ON A LIMB, don’t you think?	1.2629	0.04129	175	138	28	9
1397	This eco-friendly option features an open floor plan and treetop views…	1.2628	0.04372	156	123	25	8
1398	Your daughter has chosen to move forward with listing the property before she starts 2nd grade. She can’t take a chance in this economy.	1.2628	0.04372	156	123	25	8
1399	You not only have a gorgeous view, you're perpetually part of it!	1.2628	0.03976	156	119	33	4
1400	It's bigger than it looks. And wait 'til you see the original hardwood floors.	1.2627	0.03696	217	171	35	11
1401	Your friendly neighbors will be the Sparrows who'll visit everytime you sit down to eat.	1.2625	0.04110	160	124	30	6
1402	I'd take you up and show you around, but it's for boys only. NO GIRLS ALLOWED!	1.2624	0.04790	141	113	19	9
1403	Solar, hardwood floors, and location, location, location!!	1.2624	0.04574	141	111	23	7
1404	Actually, walk-ups are becoming quite fashionable in this area.	1.2624	0.04346	141	109	27	5
1405	You should know that the neighbor is a real night owl."	1.2621	0.04268	145	112	28	5
1406	You know the rule. "Elevation, elevation, elevation!"	1.2621	0.04268	145	112	28	5
1407	Isn't it exciting, Frank? We're finally getting on the property ladder!	1.2621	0.04593	145	115	22	8
1408	This is a compact executive studio in a vibrant, organic community.	1.2619	0.04325	168	134	24	10
1409	Worth the price for that view alone	1.2619	0.03982	168	130	32	6
1410	The seller insists that girls are not allowed, but I think if we bring him the right offer he will be flexible.	1.2616	0.04333	172	138	23	11
1411	After he sold the lemonade stand, he moved on to real estate.	1.2613	0.05232	111	88	17	6
1412	The previous owners were snow birds.	1.2612	0.04729	134	106	21	7
1413	Late stage capitalism housing market	1.2611	0.04531	157	126	21	10
1414	It is seasonal.	1.2611	0.04056	157	121	31	5
1415	Sure, it only sleeps one, but girls aren't allowed.	1.2611	0.04045	180	142	29	9
1416	Best thing is, there's no HOA.	1.2609	0.04153	138	105	30	3
1417	It's a tearer-downer, but charming, don't you think?	1.2609	0.04635	138	109	22	7
1418	We could totally flip this.	1.2609	0.04273	161	127	26	8
1419	You described yourselves as upwardly mobile, so...	1.2609	0.03910	184	144	32	8
1420	And it's rent controlled!	1.2609	0.04635	138	109	22	7
1421	It has the open floor plan and killer views	1.2609	0.04519	138	108	24	6
1422	When you both said you’re looking to branch out, this house came to mind.	1.2609	0.04400	138	107	26	5
1423	It's for a growing family.	1.2606	0.03835	165	126	35	4
1424	Tons of potential, and no HOA!	1.2606	0.04320	142	110	27	5
1425	I still think it's weird you named him 'Sale'.	1.2605	0.05265	119	96	15	8
1426	No, not that Larry Bird.	1.2605	0.05265	119	96	15	8
1427	The previous owner was Leroy Brown. "All those downtown ladies called him Treetop Lover. All the men just called him Sir".	1.2604	0.04383	169	136	22	11
1428	Now here’s a home where you can really put down roots.	1.2603	0.04767	146	118	18	10
1429	You wanted to downsize.	1.2603	0.04014	146	111	32	3
1430	Millennials becoming first-time homeowners.	1.2603	0.04353	146	114	26	6
1431	It's a perfect starting place to build your nest egg	1.2602	0.03886	196	155	31	10
1432	It checks your boxes; View, architect built, minimal impact, and privacy.	1.2601	0.04152	173	137	27	9
1433	It's the only one I found in your price range.	1.2601	0.04311	173	139	23	11
1434	This is all we have in your price range.	1.2601	0.04539	173	142	17	14
1435	How much for the tree?	1.2600	0.04170	150	116	29	5
1436	I also have a cozy blanket fort listing in your 400-500k price range.	1.2600	0.04276	150	117	27	6
1437	The previous owner hit puberty.	1.2600	0.04579	150	120	21	9
1438	And the canopy offers exciting expansion opportunities!	1.2600	0.04276	150	117	27	6
1439	It's great 'til your first fall.	1.2600	0.04170	150	116	29	5
1440	And it comes with a four leaf table.	1.2597	0.04495	154	123	22	9
1441	The HOA will take care of most tree maintenance.	1.2597	0.03949	181	142	31	8
1442	Interestingly, ‘girls’ weren’t allowed access to this part of the market for decades.	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
1443	Think of the growth potential.	1.2595	0.04672	131	103	22	6
1444	Do we get to keep the apples?	1.2593	0.04456	135	105	25	5
1445	I have a fox burrow available too, if you’re afraid of heights.	1.2593	0.04331	135	104	27	4
1446	A penthouse with original hardwood floors, and it's in your budget."	1.2590	0.04933	139	113	16	10
1447	You know what else it doesn't have? Property taxes!	1.2589	0.03801	197	155	33	9
1448	Think of it as a penthouse.	1.2588	0.03941	170	132	32	6
1449	I think this is at the high end of your affordability range.	1.2586	0.04210	174	139	25	10
1450	They want all cash and no inspection.	1.2586	0.03967	174	136	31	7
1451	...and, it's just steps from nature	1.2586	0.03707	174	133	37	4
1452	It's a little too high.	1.2585	0.04218	147	114	28	5
1453	...and with today's favorable mortgage rates you'll never feel you're out on a limb !	1.2585	0.04537	147	117	22	8
1454	It’s a three step walk up 1bed no bath for $3200	1.2584	0.04067	178	141	28	9
1455	Well, you said affordability was your top criterion.	1.2584	0.03826	178	138	34	6
1456	It`s going to be hard to finance.	1.2584	0.04144	178	142	26	10
1457	The neighborhood association does have a strict "No Girls Allowed" policy.	1.2583	0.04146	151	117	29	5
1458	It's cozy.	1.2583	0.04251	151	118	27	6
1459	In California, this is a starter home.	1.2582	0.04081	182	145	27	10
1460	It's the latest trend in tiny houses!"	1.2581	0.04416	124	95	26	3
1461	This one keeps you safe from pirates and monsters.	1.2581	0.04704	124	97	22	5
1462	You’ll have the best view and the best signal!	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1463	The private equity firm that wanted me to sell it was right; money does grow on trees.	1.2581	0.04179	155	121	28	6
1464	This area is on the up and up	1.2581	0.03973	155	119	32	4
1465	And given its location, you'll definitely save on flood insurance.	1.2579	0.04110	159	124	29	6
1466	The seller is hitting puberty.	1.2579	0.04110	159	124	29	6
1467	You said you wanted an open floor plan with original hardwood surrounded by foliage, and I think I’ve found the perfect home within your budget.	1.2579	0.04205	159	125	27	7
1468	It offers a stunning view of the neighborhood none of the other houses can match.	1.2579	0.03911	159	122	33	4
1469	The previous tenants had a NO GIRLS ALLOWED clause.	1.2579	0.04391	159	127	23	9
1470	No Cats!	1.2578	0.04738	128	101	21	6
1471	Off the ground is the new off the grid.	1.2578	0.04991	128	103	17	8
1472	The owners need to be closer to their parents.	1.2578	0.04991	128	103	17	8
1473	As always, it's location, location, location.	1.2577	0.04136	163	128	28	7
1474	On the plus side, you don't pay property tax for land.	1.2576	0.04385	132	102	26	4
1475	The price is lofty, but so are the views	1.2576	0.04884	132	106	18	8
1476	stainless steel nails, hardwood floors and minimalist appliances	1.2576	0.04112	132	100	30	2
1477	pied a terre	1.2576	0.04385	132	102	26	4
1478	Is parking included?	1.2574	0.03668	202	158	36	8
1479	Its a pied-à-tree.	1.2574	0.04782	136	109	19	8
1480	Finally, the perfect place to put down roots	1.2574	0.04667	136	108	21	7
1481	It may seem expensive, but it's all about location, location, location.	1.2573	0.03920	171	133	32	6
1482	There's no indoor plumbing, but the views are amazing!	1.2571	0.04462	140	110	24	6
1483	Sure it needs some work, but you won't find a better price in this neighborhood. And the schools are great.	1.2571	0.03947	175	137	31	7
1484	It's a steal at $850,000.	1.2571	0.04462	140	110	24	6
1485	The view is amazing and the open concept gives it so much potential!	1.2571	0.04462	140	110	24	6
1486	So when our son told you this could be seller financed, did he happen to mention his allowance won't cover it, and that he doesn't actually own this tree?	1.2571	0.04687	140	112	20	8
1487	This plein air hideaway includes a retractable rope ladder for privacy and guest extensions for our seasonal feathered friends.	1.2568	0.04610	148	119	20	9
1488	And you could always branch out by adding a guest room.	1.2568	0.04082	148	114	30	4
1489	This one just became available,but the owner insisted no girls allowed	1.2568	0.04406	148	117	24	7
1490	It has no bedrooms, no bath, and is unreasonably priced, but the views are phenomenal.	1.2566	0.04993	113	89	19	5
1491	Why? Because he wouldn't do his homework.	1.2566	0.05149	113	90	17	6
1492	With just a few more dollars you can even take the kids with it	1.2566	0.04328	152	120	25	7
1493	It’s outside of the flood zone, and you’ll love the views.	1.2566	0.04328	152	120	25	7
1494	The utilities are very reasonable.	1.2564	0.04054	156	121	30	5
1495	And in winter the views are amazing.	1.2563	0.04087	160	125	29	6
1496	Yes,the man with the yellow hat still lives in the main house.	1.2562	0.04474	121	93	25	3
1497	Here in the Hamptons, it's a steal at a million dollars	1.2561	0.04114	164	129	28	7
1498	‘Inventory is low in this neighborhood, but we found this one with a wonderful view.’	1.2561	0.04204	164	130	26	8
1499	Best views in the neighborhood	1.2560	0.03869	168	130	33	5
1500	Don’t ask why live in a tree — ask why not live in a tree.	1.2558	0.04440	129	100	25	4
1501	The flooring is worn, but there’s solid oak underneath.	1.2557	0.03927	176	138	31	7
1502	…Plus give it 100 years or so and those views are going to be simply breathtaking.	1.2557	0.03758	176	136	35	5
1503	Well, it’s a starter home. Start climbing, and soon you’ll be home.	1.2556	0.04610	133	105	22	6
1504	C'mon, lots of people live without a basement.	1.2556	0.03706	180	139	36	5
1505	Honey, look at the bright side, in 40 years, it will be paid off and our home could be 40 feet higher!	1.2555	0.04637	137	109	21	7
1506	…and best of all, it’s carbon neutral.	1.2555	0.04520	137	108	23	6
1507	Well, here is a listing at Lakeview Estates that DOES fit within your budget.	1.2554	0.03815	184	144	33	7
1508	Your son said you gave him the deed when he was six and he hates to sell it, so many good memories, but he needs the cash...	1.2553	0.04657	141	113	20	8
1509	It's a cozy one bedroom with original details and seasonal views.	1.2553	0.04434	141	111	24	6
1510	If you'd like I can show you something more in your price range?	1.2553	0.04764	141	114	18	9
1511	This is an elevated studio loft suite. It has great ventilation, sunlight, and views.	1.2553	0.03910	188	149	30	9
1512	Solid oak floors, wood panelling, southern exposure with great ventilation.	1.2552	0.04353	145	114	25	6
1513	It's a little drafty, but the foundation is solid.	1.2552	0.04461	145	115	23	7
1514	They call it a Twee house.	1.2550	0.04058	149	115	30	4
1515	They're willing to cut the price, but they do stipulate No Girls Allowed.	1.2550	0.04870	149	123	14	12
1516	It’s a great starter home	1.2550	0.04380	149	118	24	7
1517	This is the latest in the tiny house trend.	1.2550	0.04483	149	119	22	8
1518	Don’t you think this is taking this whole green thing a little too far ?	1.2550	0.04168	149	116	28	5
1519	The view becomes amazing, after the fall.	1.2549	0.03992	153	118	31	4
1520	Is my innocence included?	1.2548	0.03929	157	121	32	4
1521	…but the view.	1.2548	0.04325	157	125	24	8
1522	This one checks all your boxes…brand new construction, lots of natural light, and a great school district!	1.2545	0.04181	165	131	26	8
1523	I legally have to tell you that the last owners were murdered by squirrels	1.2545	0.04521	165	135	18	12
1524	I know it’s a little rustic honey, but this has place has amazing views and only slightly over budget	1.2545	0.04269	165	132	24	9
1525	The view is to die for!	1.2543	0.03881	173	135	32	6
1526	You won't need flood insurance,	1.2542	0.03824	177	138	33	6
1527	We're facing a bidding war with a scurry of squirrels and a very attractive family of warblers.	1.2541	0.03930	181	143	30	8
1528	...and the views in the Fall are really great!	1.2541	0.04125	122	92	29	1
1529	We've been seeing a lot of growth in this market."	1.2540	0.04499	126	98	24	4
1530	It's the smallest home in a great school district.	1.2540	0.03744	189	148	34	7
1531	...and you could still hold on to your nest egg.	1.2538	0.04544	130	102	23	5
1532	Now I know this is on the high end of your price range, but there is a lot of growth potential here.	1.2537	0.04455	134	105	24	5
1533	Impress your friend group with your minimalist statement house.	1.2537	0.04327	134	104	26	4
1534	I think your mother will love it, only three stairs!	1.2535	0.04173	142	110	28	4
1535	Open concept! Just what you ordered!	1.2535	0.04291	142	111	26	5
1536	It's in a great school district.	1.2534	0.04326	146	115	25	6
1537	Don't worry; it will grow on you.	1.2534	0.04539	146	117	21	8
1538	It'll give you deep roots in the community.	1.2534	0.04434	146	116	23	7
1539	It’s surrounded by nature annnnd it’s 5 square feet bigger than your Manhattan apt!	1.2534	0.04216	146	114	27	5
1540	The local school district is really good.	1.2534	0.04216	146	114	27	5
1541	On the plus side, no need for flood insurance.	1.2534	0.04216	146	114	27	5
1542	And the best part, the toilet is just downstairs."	1.2533	0.04456	150	120	22	8
1543	And this is the “penthouse” I’ve been talking about!	1.2533	0.04555	150	121	20	9
1544	The air conditioning is built in.	1.2533	0.04250	150	118	26	6
1545	I'm thinking open floor plan and a tire swing.	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
1546	Solid oak floor. And the view is to die for.	1.2532	0.04075	154	120	29	5
1547	An open-concept floor plan is all the thing now.	1.2532	0.04178	154	121	27	6
1548	It is a perfect summer home	1.2532	0.04278	154	122	25	7
1549	That's not what I meant by "Upper West Side," Randy.	1.2532	0.04746	158	131	14	13
1550	As long as the kids pay the rent, I’m sold!	1.2532	0.04109	158	124	28	6
1551	And where can you still find houses in LA for under $250,000?	1.2531	0.04136	162	128	27	7
1552	The “No Girls!” Covenant is no longer enforceable	1.2531	0.04228	162	129	25	8
1553	Until you’ve been awakened by chirping baby robins, you haven’t lived.	1.2530	0.04159	166	132	26	8
1554	I just want to remind you the zip code is 90210.	1.2529	0.03919	170	133	31	6
1555	Tiny homes are very on-trend so it’s a great investment.	1.2529	0.04007	170	134	29	7
1556	It's not a treehouse it's an aboreal penthouse	1.2529	0.04007	170	134	29	7
1557	The owner is replacing the door at no charge due to the NO GiЯLS ALLOWED carving.	1.2528	0.04202	178	144	23	11
1558	Yes, it's $500k. But in this neighborhood and with these schools, its a steal!	1.2528	0.03888	178	140	31	7
1559	Our latest rental has spectacular 360 degree panoramic views, open plan kitchen & surrounded by nature. All for only $5k per month	1.2528	0.03888	178	140	31	7
1560	I've heard one of the neighbors is an old crow and the other is a little squirrely...	1.2522	0.04596	115	89	23	3
1561	Stairway to Chapter 11.	1.2521	0.05232	119	97	14	8
1562	This is a good place to plant some roots.	1.2520	0.04559	123	96	23	4
1563	It doesn't come with the ladder	1.2520	0.04842	123	98	19	6
1564	Think of it as a prequel to your starter house.	1.2520	0.04869	127	102	18	7
1565	All appliances stay.	1.2519	0.04381	131	102	25	4
1566	It was recently reviewed in Arboreal Digest.	1.2519	0.04245	131	101	27	3
1567	It’s an upper fixer upper.	1.2519	0.04549	135	107	22	6
1568	It's pricey, but this would be a few steps up from your blanket fort.	1.2519	0.04669	135	108	20	7
1569	It's entirely carbon neutral and built to withstand rising sea levels.	1.2519	0.04549	135	107	22	6
1570	This is the perfect home for empty nesters !	1.2519	0.04426	135	106	24	5
1571	Oh, we can get someone to hammer in those step nails for you, no problem.	1.2518	0.04462	139	110	23	6
1572	The garden penthouse is naturally air-conditioned and offers an unmatched view of the yard."	1.2518	0.04222	139	108	27	4
1573	It may be a little steep for a starter home, but it does have unusual growth potential.	1.2518	0.04462	139	110	23	6
1574	This is the house of the future. Cozy, and safe from the floods.	1.2518	0.04096	139	107	29	3
1575	Hey, a great place to get high.	1.2518	0.04800	139	113	17	9
1576	I know prices are going up, but homes are going up too?	1.2518	0.04577	139	111	21	7
1577	It has good bones, sticks, and stones.	1.2518	0.04462	139	110	23	6
1578	We can all appreciate low overhead...	1.2517	0.04490	143	114	22	7
1579	In a few years, it will be a beachfront property.	1.2517	0.04598	143	115	20	8
1580	'And here is a great opportunity to get your foot on a property ladder.'	1.2517	0.04704	143	116	18	9
1581	This would be the ideal home for branching out.	1.2517	0.04300	147	116	25	6
1582	You wanted to downsize in retirement.	1.2517	0.04119	151	118	28	5
1583	It is a three board walk - up, with board approval.	1.2517	0.04329	151	120	24	7
1584	You can always add an addition, and it’s in your price range. Plus—check out how big the yard is.	1.2517	0.04429	151	121	22	8
1585	I thought she said atrium.	1.2517	0.04119	151	118	28	5
1586	Remember what they say," Location, Location, Location."	1.2517	0.04011	151	117	30	4
1587	Their budget was $2 million, and they wanted a starter tree in the Hamptons. What did they choose?	1.2516	0.04276	159	127	24	8
1588	“It’s listed as a ‘Treemendous Value Starter!”	1.2516	0.04182	159	126	26	7
1589	They recently added a state of the art outhouse.	1.2516	0.04086	159	125	28	6
1590	The property is projected to steadily grow. Let’s put in an offer now before it gets too high.	1.2516	0.04182	159	126	26	7
1591	It would be a few steps up from our tent.	1.2515	0.03899	171	134	31	6
1592	It's the perfect starter home, if you can get by without a garage.	1.2514	0.03842	175	137	32	6
1593	It's not much to look at but it provides a bird's eye view of the neighborhood.	1.2514	0.03787	179	140	33	6
1594	Wait until you see the neighbourhood views	1.2514	0.03703	179	139	35	5
1595	We've been wanting to downsize for awhile.	1.2500	0.03965	160	125	30	5
1596	Bug spray included.	1.2500	0.04669	124	98	21	5
1597	This is the only house that fits your budget.	1.2500	0.04274	148	117	25	6
1598	It's lovely, but we're not Swiss.	1.2500	0.04071	140	108	29	3
1599	On the positive side, there's no HOA.	1.2500	0.04433	140	111	23	6
1600	Is this your first open house?	1.2500	0.05283	108	87	15	6
1601	The previous owners were eleven.	1.2500	0.04610	132	105	21	6
1602	...and each year your home grows larger!	1.2500	0.04063	160	126	28	6
1603	Right. Just one bedroom.	1.2500	0.04519	136	108	22	6
1604	Mid century, modular.	1.2500	0.04229	156	124	25	7
1605	The open house starts today	1.2500	0.04130	156	123	27	6
1606	You have to share the space with some elves, but they make great cookies.	1.2500	0.04303	152	121	24	7
1607	Feeling young is priceless!	1.2500	0.03708	164	126	35	3
1608	It has a lovely view and only nine hundred and twenty building code violations...	1.2500	0.04421	156	126	21	9
1609	The previous owner wrote Overstory.	1.2500	0.05177	116	94	15	7
1610	yes it’s a deal, but you DO have to pay for the square footage UNDER the tree	1.2500	0.05073	124	101	15	8
1611	This takes Open Concept to a new level!	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1612	He wants to help out with college expenses.	1.2500	0.05306	112	91	14	7
1613	The location is great, but it's a little out of our price range.	1.2500	0.04050	172	137	27	8
1614	Ok so you said you were looking for a tree bedroom…	1.2500	0.04367	168	137	20	11
1615	This one's within your reach.	1.2500	0.04201	152	120	26	6
1616	Per the city, the legal municipal term is “TreeHome.”	1.2500	0.04316	140	110	25	5
1617	Just steps away from schools, grocery store, and the ground.	1.2500	0.04526	124	97	23	4
1618	You can't afford not to live here.	1.2500	0.04526	124	97	23	4
1619	Technically it’s not zoned to allow girls but that won’t hold up in court.	1.2500	0.04462	144	115	22	7
1620	It’s barn board	1.2500	0.04397	136	107	24	5
1621	’For now we’re just browsing, we may be able to afford something like this when we’re 60’	1.2500	0.04483	132	104	23	5
1622	This neighborhood used to be a little seedy.	1.2500	0.04159	160	127	26	7
1623	It’s our up-in-the-Air BnB!	1.2500	0.04003	144	111	30	3
1624	I see you were expecting the staged version.	1.2487	0.03800	189	150	31	8
1625	It's one of the few in this neighborhood with a view.	1.2485	0.03733	169	131	34	4
1626	Cozy Charming Serene Inviting Sun-drenched Tranquil Breathtaking Vibrant Secluded Renovated Contemporary Picturesque Peaceful Airy Rustic Lush Sleek Captivating...it sells itself....	1.2485	0.04247	165	133	23	9
1627	And this is the hostile mother-in-law unit.	1.2484	0.04408	161	131	20	10
1628	Looks smaller from down here.	1.2484	0.04408	161	131	20	10
1629	Nice house. Does the tree come with it?	1.2484	0.04395	157	127	21	9
1630	Of course, the tree is extra should you want it.	1.2484	0.04006	157	123	29	5
1631	It's a Zillow Hot Home, so I'd move fast.	1.2484	0.04205	157	125	25	7
1632	Cozy AND a view	1.2484	0.04487	157	128	19	10
1633	Great sight lines, open concept, sustainably built. Maybe a bit of a fixer upper but in your price range, this is what you can expect in this market.	1.2484	0.04570	153	125	18	10
1634	This is the upper fixer-upper.	1.2483	0.04249	149	118	25	6
1635	It needs a bit of work but the view is sensational.	1.2483	0.04354	149	119	23	7
1636	Does it come with the tree?	1.2483	0.04213	145	114	26	5
1637	It's a real climber upper.	1.2483	0.04435	145	116	22	7
1638	Oopsy... you meant the cozy cottage ‘listing on Zillow’, not the one ‘listing on a Willow’.	1.2483	0.04213	145	114	26	5
1639	It’s really more spacious than it looks and the view is breathtaking. The steps are included.	1.2482	0.04519	141	113	21	7
1640	I had heard that the housing market was on the rise.	1.2482	0.04289	141	111	25	5
1641	It's the latest in starter homes; at least until this market breaks"	1.2482	0.04169	141	110	27	4
1642	It’s the latest in the “tiny house” movement!	1.2481	0.04702	133	107	19	7
1643	We have several similar properties at our other branches.	1.2481	0.04821	133	108	17	8
1644	Well, the ad did say ‘environmental friendly’	1.2481	0.04579	133	106	21	6
1645	According to Mr Trump, this is a 30000 sq ft penthouse!	1.2481	0.04926	129	105	16	8
1646	It needs to be spruced up a bit more, but has deep roots in the neighborhood.	1.2480	0.04906	125	101	17	7
1647	This will have Fido barking up the right tree.	1.2480	0.04636	125	99	21	5
1648	The previous owners downsized to a crate on Main and Sycamore.	1.2480	0.05036	125	102	15	8
1649	Second floor climb up for 2 Oreos and a pack of gold fish? I guess the bubble finally popped.	1.2480	0.04906	125	101	17	7
1650	So, as I said 'Close to nature'.	1.2479	0.04687	117	92	21	4
1651	There’s a “no girls allowed” policy, but I’m sure we can find a workaround.	1.2479	0.04991	117	94	17	6
1652	Only 500k and you'll make that back in no time with Airbnb.	1.2477	0.05074	109	87	17	5
1653	The floors are made of pine, but the wood below that is mahogany!	1.2476	0.03544	210	166	36	8
1654	This is one of our tiny house “no flood insurance required” listings.	1.2473	0.03812	182	144	31	7
1655	Do you think we can assume their mortgage?	1.2471	0.03752	174	136	33	5
1656	We put it up for my husband's mother but she decided to go to a homeless shelter instead.	1.2470	0.04476	166	137	17	12
1657	This fits your nest egg.	1.2469	0.04295	162	131	22	9
1658	We call this a modern walk-up.	1.2469	0.04019	162	128	28	6
1659	The good news is you won't need flood insurance.	1.2469	0.03922	162	127	30	5
1660	I have to disclose that the dawn chorus is seasonal.	1.2469	0.04019	162	128	28	6
1661	Yeah, I gotta move. My husband was a sleep walker.	1.2468	0.04084	158	125	27	6
1662	The rent is a bit high, but the view is great.	1.2468	0.04084	158	125	27	6
1663	The owner leaves every fall…no wonder they’re selling.	1.2468	0.03984	158	124	29	5
1664	The exclusive membership benefits are, of course, grandfathered in.	1.2468	0.03984	158	124	29	5
1665	The property may lack curb appeal, but what about that open floor plan?	1.2468	0.03943	154	120	30	4
1666	And you won't need a plumber.	1.2468	0.03943	154	120	30	4
1667	It’s technically a corner lot…	1.2467	0.04328	150	120	23	7
1668	Welp. There goes our nest egg”	1.2467	0.03893	150	116	31	3
1669	We're also renting out our kid's bedroom, if you prefer a more traditional living situation.	1.2466	0.04513	146	118	20	8
1670	It's definitely flood proof!	1.2465	0.04143	142	111	27	4
1671	It was in your price range, but they just added the steps.	1.2465	0.04378	142	113	23	6
1672	The only item on the Seller's Disclosure is that the steps are not to code.	1.2465	0.04262	142	112	25	5
1673	It'd look a lot more impressive if you were on 'shrooms...	1.2465	0.04378	142	113	23	6
1674	The ad said it's a cozy one bedroom, quiet neighborhood, with a great view of nature.	1.2464	0.04217	138	108	26	4
1675	His father and I both decided to nurture the realtor in him.	1.2464	0.04804	138	113	16	9
1676	What are the HOA fees?	1.2464	0.04461	138	110	22	6
1677	This one is special. Every window has a view.	1.2464	0.03638	207	165	33	9
1678	In this neighborhood, this is a steal.	1.2464	0.04090	138	107	28	3
1679	It's a definite step up from a cave.	1.2463	0.04549	134	107	21	6
1680	A home that will grow with your family.	1.2463	0.04424	134	106	23	5
1681	Welcome to House Hunters: Los Angeles.	1.2462	0.04768	130	105	18	7
1682	They just put a new roof on.	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
1683	Best and Final offers by Timmy’s bedtime and his National Geographic collection is not included in the asking price	1.2462	0.04511	130	103	22	5
1684	Unfortunately there is no cell reception or WiFi, but the previous owners built a tin can and string right into the west limb.	1.2462	0.04377	130	102	24	4
1685	The current owners didn’t bite on our initial bid, but I think they can be swayed with an all-candy offer.	1.2460	0.04871	126	102	17	7
1686	No, the listing said coop, not co-op.	1.2460	0.04871	126	102	17	7
1687	The owners just upgraded to an HVAC system with zero environmental impact.	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
1688	Yes sir, the door does come separate.	1.2459	0.04843	122	98	18	6
1689	But I thought you told me you were bird watchers!	1.2459	0.04555	122	96	22	4
1690	2022 build, renewable hardwood, eco-friendly ventilation system, and, all within budget!	1.2459	0.04981	122	99	16	7
1691	If it doesn’t have quartz countertops, we’re teally not interested.	1.2458	0.04086	179	145	24	10
1692	The living space may be small, but the bathroom is literally a zillion square feet.	1.2458	0.05097	118	96	15	7
1693	The best panoramic views at your price range	1.2457	0.03733	175	137	33	5
1694	There's no kitchen but I'll occasionally bring you smores.	1.2457	0.03988	175	140	27	8
1695	The sellers are highly motivated to close before nap time.	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1696	Harold, that's not what "houses are up" means!	1.2456	0.04915	114	91	18	5
1697	Tiny houses are all the rage!	1.2456	0.03600	171	132	36	3
1698	This one has 0 interest.	1.2455	0.03843	167	131	31	5
1699	Sorry we can't sell it to you, the owner said, "No girls allowed."	1.2453	0.04158	159	127	25	7
1700	The ad did say “fixer” and “upper.”	1.2453	0.04061	159	126	27	6
1701	They're finally selling the house that Jack built.	1.2453	0.04345	159	129	21	9
1702	Of course, you should demand an inspection	1.2453	0.03962	159	125	29	5
1703	…and the en-suite has a bidet!	1.2452	0.04229	155	124	24	7
1704	The price can only come down.	1.2452	0.04229	155	124	24	7
1705	It’s a great Starter Home for a young couple like you.	1.2450	0.04303	151	121	23	7
1706	Of course, we're putting in an elevator.	1.2450	0.03983	151	118	29	4
1707	Now we do have something smaller!	1.2449	0.04381	147	118	22	7
1708	Needs work, certainly. But wouldn't you agree that this home honors its environment like few others we've seen?	1.2449	0.04381	147	118	22	7
1709	A million dollars really doesn’t buy what it used to	1.2449	0.04381	147	118	22	7
1710	It's virtually perfect for empty nesters.	1.2449	0.04486	147	119	20	8
1711	It looks small from here but you should see how big it is inside.	1.2449	0.04486	147	119	20	8
1712	This Midcentury modern structure gets Northern light and comes already wired with string”	1.2449	0.04273	147	117	24	6
1713	It does not however, come with the tree.	1.2449	0.04486	147	119	20	8
1714	The original owner has moved on to college.	1.2448	0.04118	143	112	27	4
1715	Some bears checked it out but preferred the woods.	1.2448	0.04236	143	113	25	5
1716	The interest rate is higher than the tree	1.2448	0.04351	143	114	23	6
1717	What it lacks in space, it makes up for with the views.	1.2448	0.04462	143	115	21	7
1718	The list price is for the tree, not the house.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
1719	You'll never want to leaf.	1.2446	0.04548	139	112	20	7
1720	Take it or leaf it.	1.2446	0.04432	139	111	22	6
1721	Three hundred and fifty thousand fucking dollars.	1.2446	0.04078	184	150	23	11
1722	In this market you just have to climb til you qualify.	1.2444	0.04135	135	105	27	3
1723	It’s a step up!!	1.2444	0.04518	135	108	21	6
1724	It's got unobstructed views and is near nature, this is exactly what you're looking for!	1.2443	0.04347	131	103	24	4
1725	It would make a great air B&B.	1.2440	0.04005	168	134	27	7
1726	but the good side is that you're still within the most desirable zip code.	1.2439	0.03782	164	128	32	4
1727	This motherfucker…	1.2439	0.04825	164	140	8	16
1728	Sorry, another buyer called dibs.	1.2439	0.04217	123	95	26	2
1729	It has wonderful southern exposure.	1.2437	0.04135	160	128	25	7
1730	It’s the quintessential room with a view and in winter the view is even better.	1.2437	0.04321	160	130	21	9
1731	Jimmy says it doesn't fit a 6 years old crypto-influencer-entrepreneur, so he put it for sale	1.2437	0.04916	119	96	17	6
1732	You said you wanted something on the higher end	1.2436	0.04003	156	123	28	5
1733	This used to be for the birds.	1.2436	0.04105	156	124	26	6
1734	I can give you the secret password to go inside.	1.2435	0.04877	115	92	18	5
1735	While there is no garage, the views are spectacular!	1.2435	0.04718	115	91	20	4
1736	This is all I could find in your price range.	1.2434	0.03734	152	117	33	2
1737	It takes the small house concept up to the next level.	1.2434	0.04277	152	122	23	7
1738	In terms of timing the market, winter is tough.	1.2434	0.04476	152	124	19	9
1739	And the best thing is that the bathroom is directly over the neighbor's composter	1.2434	0.04277	152	122	23	7
1740	Well, it is a nice neighborhood, and it is in our budget.	1.2432	0.04025	148	116	28	4
1741	Well, at least no children can temporarily stay in the basement.	1.2432	0.04137	148	117	26	5
1742	And, your parents will finally leave you alone.	1.2432	0.04458	148	120	20	8
1743	This going to go above asking.	1.2432	0.04354	148	119	22	7
1744	Probably someone who lives above their means	1.2432	0.04025	148	116	28	4
1745	It's a great opportunity. The owners are downsizing.	1.2431	0.04324	144	115	23	6
1746	And the toilet water 💦 helps the tree	1.2431	0.04210	144	114	25	5
1747	HOA is a little high, but it’s the only property in this town in flood zone C.	1.2431	0.04434	144	116	21	7
1748	We have a very motivated seller - he's about to leave for college.	1.2431	0.04093	144	113	27	4
1749	Did I mention the granite countertops?	1.2431	0.04434	144	116	21	7
1750	For those who can’t afford a Tiny home!	1.2431	0.04210	144	114	25	5
1751	I admit it's only a starter home, but think of the add on possibilities.	1.2431	0.04210	144	114	25	5
1752	Just wait till you see the view.	1.2431	0.04324	144	115	23	6
1753	It doesn't get better than this.	1.2429	0.04164	140	110	26	4
1754	Sure, it needs a bit of work. But think of the 'tiny homes' cachet.	1.2429	0.04039	140	109	28	3
1755	It will be very cozy for the two of you and the renovation work could get you on HGTV!	1.2429	0.04631	140	114	18	8
1756	It's a REAL upper-fixer	1.2429	0.04164	140	110	26	4
1757	I told you it was "nestled in nature."	1.2429	0.04039	140	109	28	3
1758	And Doug, here in the back is the in-law suite with separate entrance that you asked about. They will LOVE the privacy.	1.2426	0.04071	169	136	25	8
1759	It’s at the high end of your price range.	1.2426	0.04071	169	136	25	8
1760	I know you said walk-ups were out, but would you consider a climb-up?	1.2424	0.04046	165	132	26	7
1761	This charming, open-air starter home with so much potential…	1.2424	0.04578	132	106	20	6
1762	You’ll love the nest-door neighbors.	1.2424	0.04703	132	107	18	7
1763	You said you were looking for a wooded setting with a view.	1.2424	0.04137	165	133	24	8
1764	It may not feel like a home now, but it will grow on you!	1.2424	0.04137	165	133	24	8
1765	We are calling it 'vintage mancave.'	1.2422	0.04205	161	130	23	8
1766	we said we didn't want a walk-up...	1.2422	0.04016	161	128	27	6
1767	Your carbon footprint would be virtually negative…	1.2422	0.05172	128	107	11	10
1768	It was accidently grandfathered under the new California Additional Dwelling Unit law. The comps have it a 3.2 million.	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
1769	"A rustic charm with a great view...	1.2422	0.04259	128	100	25	3
1770	City Hall is planning to make all tree homes sub dividable as well.	1.2422	0.04802	128	104	17	7
1771	In today’s market, it’ll go fast!	1.2420	0.04180	157	126	24	7
1772	it was the mother in law suite but now we rent it as an air bnb.	1.2420	0.04277	157	127	22	8
1773	Both a clubhouse and penthouse that effortlessly brings nature into the home.”	1.2419	0.04490	124	98	22	4
1774	The seller is very mature for his age.	1.2419	0.04773	124	100	18	6
1775	It's really a great investment... It's only going to go up.	1.2418	0.04450	153	125	19	9
1776	I’m sorry, but the HOA has a strict “No Girls Allowed” policy.	1.2417	0.04733	120	96	19	5
1777	This is the shortest stairway to heaven.	1.2414	0.04514	145	118	19	8
1778	The owner is forced to sell - she needs to finance her kindergarten fees.	1.2414	0.04297	145	116	23	6
1779	It's already passed a cootie inspection.	1.2414	0.04297	145	116	23	6
1780	I know it looks small but you aren't going to find a better deal on a carbon-neutral loft in this school district.	1.2414	0.04350	116	90	24	2
1781	It does have excellent views!	1.2414	0.04068	145	114	27	4
1782	Mr. Watterson is selling because his son Calvin grew up and moved away.	1.2411	0.04602	141	115	18	8
1783	I am required to disclose that prior occupant reported an infestation of cooties.	1.2411	0.04817	141	117	14	10
1784	This is one of the affordable housing act homes.	1.2409	0.04578	137	111	19	7
1785	I just thought we'd go out on a limb and take a look.	1.2407	0.04089	162	130	25	7
1786	It’s a step up from the others.	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
1787	This empty nester won’t cost you your nest egg	1.2406	0.04289	133	105	24	4
1788	It's in an exciting new category -- the Upper Fixer!	1.2406	0.04420	133	106	22	5
1789	They love it but they just became empty nesters.	1.2406	0.04289	133	105	24	4
1790	It has its disadvantages but the view is treemendous	1.2403	0.04508	129	103	21	5
1791	It's nice, but where will the maid sleep?	1.2403	0.04769	129	105	17	7
1792	It’s the only thing that fits your budget	1.2403	0.04126	154	123	25	6
1793	He ran out of allowance money awaiting city permit approval.	1.2402	0.03660	179	141	33	5
1794	It comes complete with a rake, a pail, and a white flag.	1.2400	0.04458	125	99	22	4
1795	... and here we have the master bedroom.	1.2400	0.03978	150	118	28	4
1796	For a walk-up it’s very airy	1.2400	0.04197	150	120	24	6
1797	You won’t find a more spectacular view of the Nelson’s garage at this price.	1.2400	0.04873	125	102	16	7
1798	Makes a perfect mother-in-law suite.	1.2400	0.04302	150	121	22	7
1799	Van life is so 2022. Boho tree life is where it’s at.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
1800	It's a cute upper fixer.	1.2400	0.04600	125	100	20	5
1801	Have you seen the shower? It's a hose with a sprinkler head!	1.2398	0.04195	171	140	21	10
1802	The sellers have decided to downsize.	1.2397	0.04486	146	119	19	8
1803	That's what a 25-year loan at current rates is going to get you these days.	1.2397	0.04889	146	123	11	12
1804	It’s a few steps up from your previous place.	1.2397	0.04380	146	118	21	7
1805	We thought we’d never move, but when our youngest left for college, the house began to feel so empty.	1.2397	0.04380	146	118	21	7
1806	It’ll make you feel like a kid!	1.2397	0.03925	146	114	29	3
1807	For the guest bedroom and moat you’ll have to use your imagination a little.	1.2397	0.04043	146	115	27	4
1808	At night? Just pee out the window.	1.2397	0.04549	121	96	21	4
1809	But you'll always be off the grid.	1.2397	0.04698	121	97	19	5
1810	Not quite the fixer upper we had in mind”	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
1811	If you'd like to have the foundation inspected, I know a good arborist.	1.2397	0.04698	121	97	19	5
1812	Your neighbors are nuts”	1.2397	0.04843	121	98	17	6
1813	We all start somewhere	1.2397	0.04395	121	95	23	3
1814	A Tree Grows a House In Brooklyn	1.2396	0.05686	96	79	11	6
1815	It’s above the market.	1.2395	0.03625	167	130	34	3
1816	As the only new construction in this red-hot neighborhood, I suggest you bid high and fast.	1.2394	0.04348	142	114	22	6
1817	It is pricey but you would be on the top floor.	1.2394	0.04680	142	117	16	9
1818	Your childhood dream home can finally be yours. Can you afford to pass this up?	1.2394	0.03862	142	110	30	2
1819	I heard Mark's kids flipped this one...	1.2393	0.04485	117	92	22	3
1820	What’s the weight limit?	1.2391	0.04548	138	112	19	7
1821	If you insist on a bathroom, that will be another 700,000.	1.2391	0.04885	138	115	13	10
1822	It's the only listing under $1 million	1.2391	0.04309	138	110	23	5
1823	It's move-in ready	1.2391	0.04663	138	113	17	8
1824	What else would you expect for $2 million in Berkeley?	1.2391	0.03924	138	107	29	2
1825	It’s only a one story walk up	1.2391	0.04185	138	109	25	4
1826	Location, squirrels, location!	1.2390	0.03833	159	125	30	4
1827	Think of the statement you make which says “We take climate change seriously!	1.2390	0.04322	159	130	20	9
1828	Of course, you’re paying for the view.	1.2388	0.04391	134	107	22	5
1829	How hard would it be to add a pool?	1.2388	0.04391	134	107	22	5
1830	The previous owner was Keebler Inc.	1.2388	0.04391	134	107	22	5
1831	This tiny house/tree house combo with an open floor plan and authentic wood floors is in your price range.	1.2388	0.04391	134	107	22	5
1832	Hey, look, it's a step up from renting.	1.2387	0.04203	155	125	23	7
1833	I think it's a good starter home, don't you?	1.2387	0.03893	155	122	29	4
1834	The kids come with it	1.2386	0.03947	176	142	26	8
1835	It's the perfect pied-à-tree.	1.2385	0.04860	130	107	15	8
1836	It is smaller than we were hoping for, but does fit our retirement budget.	1.2385	0.04860	130	107	15	8
1837	Just think, in a few decades the views will be priceless!	1.2385	0.04057	130	101	27	2
1838	I’m excited to show you this early example of biophilic architecture. I know you’re going to love it	1.2385	0.04736	130	106	17	7
1839	It comes with a modular living space and nature-controlled HVAC system"	1.2384	0.03954	151	119	28	4
1840	If you can match their projected college tuition, the owners will throw in a ladder.	1.2384	0.04172	151	121	24	6
1841	Bart moved on	1.2384	0.03604	151	116	34	1
1842	It has a great view of the neighborhood.	1.2384	0.03744	172	136	31	5
1843	The front stairs need some work, but the view is to die for.	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
1844	Does it come with the girly magazines?	1.2381	0.04426	126	100	22	4
1845	My son has twelve offers already, and is starting a cryptocurrency company.	1.2381	0.04837	126	103	16	7
1846	Think of it as your first rung on the real estate ladder.	1.2381	0.03798	168	133	30	5
1847	It’s an open concept	1.2381	0.04129	126	98	26	2
1848	And if you ever want kids, there are a bunch that play here every afternoon.	1.2381	0.04459	147	120	19	8
1849	Some of the best views in the neighborhood.	1.2381	0.04353	147	119	21	7
1850	You said you were looking for indoor/outdoor living	1.2381	0.03655	147	113	33	1
1851	Now there's no front door...and I know that was on your list	1.2381	0.04967	126	104	14	8
1852	We didn’t realise we built it on an acorn 25 years ago	1.2378	0.04434	143	116	20	7
1853	Looks kinda squirrely to me!	1.2378	0.04206	143	114	24	5
1854	This one has an expansive view of the neighboring yards, but you would need to add another level since there are no girls allowed.	1.2378	0.04543	143	117	18	8
1855	And if the seas do rise...	1.2378	0.04321	143	115	22	6
1856	Maybe if we each get a second job...	1.2378	0.04321	143	115	22	6
1857	Like I said... Eco-friendly, open floor plan, & easy access.	1.2378	0.04087	143	113	26	4
1858	what do you expect for a million bucks in Carmel???	1.2378	0.04543	143	117	18	8
1859	The perfect spot for certain house guests.	1.2377	0.04807	122	99	17	6
1860	Yes but they're friendly squirrels	1.2375	0.04205	160	130	22	8
1861	This charming, airy, one-story walk-up was formerly owned by the neighborhood boys Pirates Club. As a sweetener, they will throw-in two secret decoder rings . . .	1.2375	0.04297	160	131	20	9
1862	The easement is negotiable	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1863	The owner requested that you not touch his baseball card and chewing gum collections.	1.2373	0.03673	177	140	32	5
1864	No, actually, this is listed as an "upper fixer".	1.2373	0.04766	118	95	18	5
1865	It was designed and built by the renowned juvenile architect "Timmy the Big Booger Butt.	1.2373	0.04915	118	96	16	6
1866	I heard the sellers had to evict their eight-year-old son—must've been a tough conversation.	1.2373	0.04113	118	91	26	1
1867	Think of it as returning to your roots.	1.2372	0.03976	156	124	27	5
1868	You'll save a bundle on flood insurance.	1.2372	0.03976	156	124	27	5
1869	I very few properties have this growth potential.	1.2372	0.03871	156	123	29	4
1870	It was an Airbnb but the neighborhood association made that impossible now.	1.2370	0.04362	135	108	22	5
1871	The indoor -outdoor blend, the floating staircase, it doesn't get more modern or green than this.	1.2370	0.04233	135	107	24	4
1872	There is no indoor plumbing, but the owners said that you can use their parents bathroom if you really have to go.	1.2370	0.04608	135	110	18	7
1873	Is it a treehouse, or is it just a house in a tree?	1.2368	0.04545	114	90	21	3
1874	other than the Treehouse Homeowners monthly fee, there are few other expenses...well, except for the Bird Association's dues, which are mandatory for all occupants of trees....	1.2367	0.03870	169	135	28	6
1875	'It has won several Green Building awards."	1.2366	0.04446	131	105	21	5
1876	A "NO ADMISHEN WITHOUT SEECRET PASSWORD" sign and security is guaranteed.	1.2366	0.04030	131	102	27	2
1877	The previous owners flew south for the winter.	1.2366	0.04312	131	104	23	4
1878	Apparently it used to be a bachelor pad.	1.2365	0.04326	148	120	21	7
1879	The listing states the ADU comes with a 50 year lease on the tree.	1.2364	0.03929	165	132	27	6
1880	Indeed it's ideal for our summer home but we're looking for something without steps.	1.2362	0.04535	127	102	20	5
1881	We're calling it an upper-fixer-upper.	1.2362	0.04395	127	101	22	4
1882	The listing did say it was a 10 year old construction, in fact, Jimmy's twelve now and moved on to soapbox derby.	1.2361	0.04406	144	117	20	7
1883	Is this a New Yorker cartoon?	1.2361	0.04406	144	117	20	7
1884	It could definitely use a woman's touch, as the previous owner had a strict "No girls allowed" policy.	1.2361	0.03940	144	113	28	3
1885	We’re hoping the next owner will continue to maintain its landmark status.	1.2361	0.04406	144	117	20	7
1886	It is a high rise with a degree of privacy that beats any equivalently sized condo.	1.2360	0.04087	161	130	24	7
1887	The previous owners are now in high school.	1.2358	0.05114	106	86	15	5
1888	Perfect for the empty nest syndrome.	1.2358	0.04483	123	98	21	4
1889	We're proud to be part of the burgeoning Tiny House movement!	1.2357	0.03875	140	109	29	2
1890	Welcome to my new ADU	1.2357	0.04489	140	114	19	7
1891	You would be sharing bathroom facilities with two Rottweilers and a Shiatsu.	1.2357	0.04132	140	111	25	4
1892	On a positive note, you can always branch out	1.2357	0.04132	140	111	25	4
1893	I would never consider moving into a high-rise building without an elevator	1.2357	0.04373	140	113	21	6
1894	I’m going out on a limb with this next viewing	1.2357	0.04254	140	112	23	5
1895	It's eco-friendly."	1.2357	0.04055	157	126	25	6
1896	Great price for a second-floor walk up.	1.2357	0.03630	157	122	33	2
1897	And I challenge you to find another penthouse at anywhere near this price.	1.2357	0.04155	157	127	23	7
1898	This one is just slightly over your price range.	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
1899	Who keeps putting this for sale sign in front of my house?	1.2353	0.04326	153	125	20	8
1900	The previous owners were nuts.	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
1901	Housing codes are really loosening up.	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
1902	Let’s put an offer in now so another couple doesn’t swoop in and steal your Empty Nest Dream Home!	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
1903	Your investment will grow!	1.2353	0.04205	136	108	24	4
1904	This one really sends the message that you're upwardly mobile.	1.2353	0.04577	136	111	18	7
1905	I know windows AND doors were on your “must have” list but in this market it’s all about compromise.	1.2353	0.04123	153	123	24	6
1906	But you said you wanted a beech house?	1.2353	0.04418	119	94	22	3
1907	And, we'll throw in a secret decoder ring!	1.2349	0.03855	149	117	29	3
1908	Jimmy went to college, so we’re downsizing.	1.2349	0.03971	149	118	27	4
1909	Just think, no more HOA fees.	1.2349	0.04084	149	119	25	5
1910	The HOA will chirp up if you don’t keep the birdfeeders full at all times	1.2349	0.04084	149	119	25	5
1911	It's the only house left in the neighborhood	1.2348	0.04416	132	106	21	5
1912	Well, the ad was supposed to read "upper," not "fixer-upper.	1.2348	0.04283	132	105	23	4
1913	We loved every day of our life here…. until my husband started sleepwalking.	1.2348	0.04416	132	106	21	5
1914	Indoor plumbing is out of your rice range.	1.2348	0.04545	132	107	19	6
1915	Due to the housing shortage, the TIny House market is hot-hot-hot! It's a steal at $300,000.	1.2346	0.03969	162	130	26	6
1916	Your investment here will only grow.	1.2346	0.03668	162	127	32	3
1917	Welcome to Cupertino, CA. It's small yet cozy. Room for growth.	1.2345	0.04037	145	115	26	4
1918	Given housing prices, $750,000 is a steal.	1.2345	0.04486	145	119	18	8
1919	If you don't like the neighborhood, an arborist I know can ball and transplant it for you. It's extra, you know.	1.2343	0.03687	175	139	31	5
1920	Yes, we listed it as a dream house. Most people have dreamed of this since they were ten.	1.2342	0.05270	111	92	12	7
1921	The previous owners tried to finance this with a lemonade stand, but I think if you keep up with your chores they should cover the payments.	1.2340	0.03980	141	111	27	3
1922	And this home can double as a boat dock seasonally.	1.2340	0.05542	94	77	12	5
1923	My husband can fix the stairs.	1.2340	0.03980	141	111	27	3
1924	It's a 'Build It Yourself-er'	1.2340	0.03980	141	111	27	3
1925	Heard of forest bathing?	1.2340	0.04106	141	112	25	4
1926	Perfect spot for an Airbnb	1.2340	0.03980	141	111	27	3
1927	.... and the firewood for your fireplace is free......	1.2339	0.04737	124	101	17	6
1928	You’re the only ones who realized I’m just selling the sign.	1.2339	0.05135	124	104	11	9
1929	It’s one bed one bird bath.	1.2338	0.04201	154	125	22	7
1930	Not only is it rent controlled, but it's in your price range!	1.2338	0.04301	154	126	20	8
1931	Under our HOA's new inclusivity policy, girls are now allowed.	1.2336	0.04893	107	86	17	4
1932	It’s small but it’s got a great view.	1.2336	0.03913	137	107	28	2
1933	Plus, it comes with carbon credits!	1.2336	0.04428	137	111	20	6
1934	I'm sorry, but the owners have a strict "No Girls Allowed" contingency on the sale of the house.	1.2333	0.04060	150	120	25	5
1935	You’re right. Litterally detached.	1.2333	0.03948	150	119	27	4
1936	This one is in a wonderful tree-lined neighborhood and is just steps away from all the amenities.	1.2331	0.04386	133	107	21	5
1937	For a small down payment, you can make this tree house your tree home.	1.2331	0.04118	133	105	25	3
1938	The Feng Shui is awesome!	1.2331	0.04254	133	106	23	4
1939	On the plus side it’s in a very prestigious zip code.	1.2331	0.04118	133	105	25	3
1940	That house is for the birds!	1.2331	0.04514	133	108	19	6
1941	It makes a terrific IntheAirbnb.	1.2331	0.04514	133	108	19	6
1942	And it comes with a great view of everyone's backyards!	1.2331	0.04514	133	108	19	6
1943	Comes with a great view of your neighbor’s backyard.	1.2330	0.05200	103	84	14	5
1944	As advertised, "cozy & airy!"	1.2329	0.04012	146	116	26	4
1945	LEED platinum-certified; and a little drafty, but really cannot beat the views.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1946	My client is willing to negotiate on payment. They’re currently accepting comic books, trading cards, or a lifetime obligation of doing their homework.	1.2329	0.04128	146	117	24	5
1947	The hardwood foundation is eco-friendly.	1.2328	0.04304	116	91	23	2
1948	« Your inner child will be so happy here »	1.2328	0.04798	116	94	17	5
1949	It's perfect for upwardly-mobile buyers like you.	1.2326	0.03898	172	139	26	7
1950	Welcome to the first step on the property ladder.	1.2326	0.04335	129	103	22	4
1951	Consider it a penthouse	1.2326	0.04045	129	101	26	2
1952	Think of it. No ecological footprint guilt!	1.2324	0.04201	142	114	23	5
1953	Thinking it may be a problem with ADA ?	1.2324	0.04080	142	113	25	4
1954	Comes with a very good energy efficiency rating.	1.2324	0.04080	142	113	25	4
1955	It's perfect for empty nesters. Caw me if you're interested.	1.2323	0.04075	155	125	24	6
1956	That's the 'bonus room'	1.2321	0.05071	112	92	14	6
1957	I know there are some cons, but you will get a terrific rate on flood insurance.	1.2321	0.04743	112	90	18	4
1958	It’s within commuting distance and you won’t hear him snore.	1.2321	0.04909	112	91	16	5
1959	the seller will be here when she finishes her nap	1.2321	0.04570	112	89	20	3
1960	I know this one is a little pricey, but it was once occupied by the Keebler Elves.	1.2320	0.04837	125	103	15	7
1961	And, it's in an excellent school district.	1.2320	0.03957	125	97	27	1
1962	I suggest we make a counter offer, and ask the seller to include the Ouija Board and Zip Line.	1.2320	0.04563	125	101	19	5
1963	Well it’s a 3 rung walk up, no elevator….	1.2320	0.04702	125	102	17	6
1964	If you don't like the neighbors, it's transplantable	1.2318	0.03810	151	119	29	3
1965	I know it's rustic, but what about the open floor plan?	1.2317	0.03829	164	131	28	5
1966	I love the passive design, but the neighbors seem squirrelly.	1.2314	0.04805	121	99	16	6
1967	The second floor houses a private club, but the ground floor is wide open.	1.2314	0.04192	121	95	24	2
1968	I don't think this is what mother had in mind.	1.2313	0.04226	134	107	23	4
1969	You won’t believe the view.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
1970	Mind you, it will need a door before you can Airbnb it.	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
1971	It's the latest in "elevated property."	1.2313	0.04091	134	106	25	3
1972	...and in five to ten years, you'll have a view of the ocean.	1.2313	0.04607	134	110	17	7
1973	You did say you were open to a walk-up.	1.2313	0.04484	134	109	19	6
1974	For the million dollars, could you throw in a door?	1.2313	0.04357	134	108	21	5
1975	But honey, think of what a nightmare allergy season will be.	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1976	Can you believe how high the housing market keeps going	1.2313	0.04431	147	121	18	8
1977	If you think of it as bucolic or rustic, you won't miss lack of running water."	1.2313	0.04103	147	118	24	5
1978	With Climate Change, It'll be worth a fortune.	1.2313	0.04103	147	118	24	5
1979	It’s the perfect tiny house with a view!	1.2312	0.03964	173	141	24	8
1980	You can put in a chair lift with the money you save on flood insurance "	1.2312	0.03878	173	140	26	7
1981	They’re downsizing because they are empty-nesters.	1.2312	0.03964	173	141	24	8
1982	It's perfect for buyers looking to downsize in a seller's market.	1.2312	0.03964	173	141	24	8
1983	"It's the green-energy home of the future."	1.2308	0.04305	130	104	22	4
1984	It's $100,000: 1,000 for the house and 90,000 for the insurance."	1.2308	0.04347	156	129	18	9
1985	The roof was replaced last year, but the stairs are vintage orange crate.	1.2308	0.04272	117	92	23	2
1986	One problem: there are no girls allowed.	1.2308	0.04055	143	114	25	4
1987	Cabin in the Sky might be overselling it a bit.	1.2308	0.03937	169	137	25	7
1988	The sellers are empty nesters who are downsizing.	1.2308	0.03733	156	123	30	3
1989	It's rumored there are rare Pokemon cards hidden somewhere in it	1.2308	0.04291	143	116	21	6
1990	This is the typical starter home for first time buyers.	1.2308	0.04291	143	116	21	6
1991	You guys wanna see a dead body?	1.2308	0.05061	117	97	13	7
1992	It’s all about the view.	1.2308	0.04441	117	93	21	3
1993	"What do you expect for a million dollars?"	1.2303	0.03902	152	121	27	4
1994	You can take my word for it when I say that there are no empty nest issues to worry about with this home.	1.2303	0.04223	152	124	21	7
1995	It may not be much to look at but it is the only one that meets your budget!	1.2303	0.03902	152	121	27	4
1996	We could branch out into this type of investment and spruce it up for an Airbnb…	1.2303	0.04223	152	124	21	7
1997	And this is the penthouse suite.	1.2302	0.04488	139	114	18	7
1998	The HOA fees are only two peanut butter sandwiches a month.	1.2302	0.04125	139	111	24	4
1999	Sure, yeah, t's a tear-down.	1.2302	0.04241	126	100	23	3
2000	IS THERE AN ELEVATOR?	1.2301	0.04705	113	91	18	4
2001	It’s perfect for our parents when they retire!	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
2002	It will look bigger after pruning	1.2301	0.04534	113	90	20	3
2003	You may need to raise it. I have some one flying in tomorrow with a higher bid.”	1.2299	0.04027	174	143	22	9
2004	Sure, it needs plumbing upgrades. But look at all of the natural lighting.	1.2298	0.04156	161	132	21	8
2005	The neighborhood is really up and coming.	1.2298	0.03659	161	127	31	3
2006	The house needs work, but it's the best tree in the neighborhood.	1.2297	0.04298	148	121	20	7
2007	It's all about elevation, elevation, elevation.	1.2297	0.03964	148	118	26	4
2008	You want four steps? That''ll be three hundred dollars.	1.2296	0.04198	135	108	23	4
2009	The fourth wall really sets this one apart	1.2296	0.04576	135	111	17	7
2010	We didn't want any steps.	1.2295	0.04909	122	101	14	7
2011	It’s termite and woodpecker proof, and will last another 100 years.	1.2295	0.04476	122	98	20	4
2012	And don’t forget that you can always refinance.	1.2295	0.03996	122	95	26	1
2013	"The current owners are looking to downsize."	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
2014	It is hard to find a yard this large in this neighborhood.	1.2295	0.04322	122	97	22	3
2015	You'll be pleased by the property taxes.	1.2294	0.05154	109	90	13	6
2016	Don't worry, this is just the base model	1.2293	0.04028	157	127	24	6
2017	How many times did you tell me you wanted an open space design?	1.2293	0.04028	157	127	24	6
2018	….and you will have the best cell phone reception in the town	1.2292	0.03907	144	114	27	3
2019	With this property, ADU stands for arboreal dwelling unit!	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
2020	Reasonably priced! This one room walk—up is a mere $3,000 a month.	1.2292	0.04376	144	118	19	7
2021	So The Giving Tree finally sold out to the unstoppable force of gentrification.	1.2292	0.05437	96	79	12	5
2022	Does it have central air?	1.2292	0.04030	144	115	25	4
2023	Mom had to move into assisted living after her fall, so we’re selling the place,	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
2024	The neighbors do get a little noisy, but only on a 17-year cycle.	1.2290	0.04275	131	105	22	4
2025	It isn't much, but minimalism is all the rage these days.	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
2026	We're the ultimate 'empty-nesters'	1.2290	0.04793	131	109	14	8
2027	An ideal property for the young, upwardly mobile types.	1.2290	0.04411	131	106	20	5
2028	At your age, you should get one with fewer rungs.	1.2289	0.04156	166	137	20	9
2029	And this recent listing has an ultra open concept living area.	1.2289	0.04156	166	137	20	9
2030	It's a little more than the last house, but it's a better location	1.2288	0.04569	118	95	19	4
2031	It’s a room and it comes with a view . Rope ladder not included.	1.2288	0.04095	153	124	23	6
2032	Think of it as a three-step program towards financial independence.	1.2286	0.03971	140	111	26	3
2033	Sorry, this one-bedroom unit is zoned “no girls allowed.”	1.2286	0.04572	140	116	16	8
2034	....And It's a great home for ornithologists.	1.2286	0.04098	140	112	24	4
2035	Can we add another room without a permit?	1.2286	0.04222	140	113	22	5
2036	All the squirrels moving into the area have caused the prices to go up.	1.2286	0.04459	140	115	18	7
2037	Out of all the homes we viewed this has the best Feng Shui.	1.2286	0.04098	140	112	24	4
2038	Think of the possibilities!	1.2286	0.04342	140	114	20	6
2039	Well it’s in your price range and I didn’t lie about the view.	1.2286	0.04222	140	113	22	5
2040	It has a dry basement	1.2284	0.03743	162	129	29	4
2041	i really wanted to live in a maple rather than an oak tree, but it DOES have wi-fi!	1.2283	0.04357	127	102	21	4
2042	It comes with a no children allowed clause too.	1.2283	0.04357	127	102	21	4
2043	We call it "The Up-Sizer."	1.2283	0.04357	127	102	21	4
2044	The architect will be back from kindergarten soon if you have any questions	1.2283	0.04357	127	102	21	4
2045	It’s rustic and cozy and, best of all, it’s in your price range	1.2282	0.04272	149	122	20	7
2046	For an extra fifty thousand, it comes with a mailbox	1.2282	0.03941	149	119	26	4
2047	I bet they could put one of those stairclimber things in for your mother.	1.2282	0.04164	149	121	22	6
2048	Do you have a problem with squirrels? Cause you're gonna get some squirrels.	1.2281	0.04831	114	93	16	5
2049	The upside is that it's affordable. The downside is that it's affordable.	1.2281	0.04323	114	90	22	2
2050	It’s one bedroom and infinite bathrooms.	1.2281	0.05292	114	96	10	8
2051	Your neighbors are a very nice mourning dove and robin.	1.2281	0.04323	114	90	22	2
2052	The previous owner was Bart Simpson	1.2281	0.05143	114	95	12	7
2053	This should fit within your budget.	1.2279	0.04171	136	109	23	4
2054	It's an organic, first floor walk up with and A+ environmental rating -- perfect for downsizing.	1.2277	0.04642	101	80	19	2
2055	Why are they selling? The owner is leaving for college.	1.2276	0.04132	123	97	24	2
2056	Think of it as an address in the Hamptons.	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
2057	It’s bigger than the last place we saw	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
2058	I recommend that you get in at the ground level.	1.2276	0.04734	123	101	16	6
2059	It’s a second-story climb up.	1.2276	0.04443	123	99	20	4
2060	You'll save on air conditioning!	1.2276	0.04005	145	116	25	4
2061	I found it perfect for my in-laws."	1.2276	0.04458	145	120	17	8
2062	Yes, in YOUR backyard	1.2276	0.04237	145	118	21	6
2063	I love it. Sorry dear, this for me only. No boys allowed!	1.2273	0.03965	154	124	25	5
2064	Come winter, you have 360 degree views of the yard.	1.2273	0.03965	132	104	26	2
2065	But the view outweighs the plumbing problem.	1.2273	0.05111	110	91	13	6
2066	Former owners just needed more space as they approached puberty.	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
2067	Yes, to our kids it was their treehouse. But for the real estate listing it is an "ADU with a view".	1.2273	0.04945	110	90	15	5
2068	It's in an up and coming area called Upindatree and the seller, Joey Jr, is very motivated to sell so he can get a new bike.	1.2273	0.04071	154	125	23	6
2069	And this, dear friends, is our back to nature special!	1.2273	0.04381	132	107	20	5
2070	You won't find a better offer in this neck of the woods!	1.2273	0.04381	132	107	20	5
2071	The garden is south-facing	1.2273	0.03965	132	104	26	2
2072	Can this be made handicap accessible?	1.2270	0.04000	185	154	20	11
2073	When the kids used this, we should’ve charged rent.	1.2270	0.03823	163	131	27	5
2074	Better act fast, owner says he might convert it into an Air-b-n-b	1.2270	0.04195	141	114	22	5
2075	TREE" house, not "free" house	1.2270	0.03946	141	112	26	3
2076	This style is called millennial modern	1.2270	0.04195	141	114	22	5
2077	You know ,this will be perfect for John after our divorce.	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
2078	The owners will sell for a birdsong.	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
2079	They had a sub-pine mortgage"	1.2269	0.04535	119	96	19	4
2080	We see these houses coming to market after an electrical storm.	1.2269	0.04689	119	97	17	5
2081	The current owner is willing to leave the furniture for the right price.	1.2269	0.04209	119	94	23	2
2082	It'll get a good price; it's an original Airbnb.	1.2267	0.04139	150	122	22	6
2083	I wanted to show an option that’s comparable to your current square footage in the city	1.2267	0.04139	150	122	22	6
2084	The previous owner is motivated to sell -- he's grounded and the new "Call of Duty" comes out soon.	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
2085	He’s willing to throw in a stack of old skin mags.	1.2266	0.04734	128	106	15	7
2086	I'd be great for your downsizing parents.	1.2266	0.04327	128	103	21	4
2087	The fall foliage around this property is outstanding.	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
2088	Now, this particular home sits on a beautiful 50-year-old oak tree.	1.2264	0.03778	159	127	28	4
2089	In addition to a discount on your flood insurance, you'll also be eligible for a renewable energy tax credit.	1.2264	0.04886	106	86	16	4
2090	At $325,000 this is a steal.	1.2263	0.04143	137	110	23	4
2091	Actually this one was just purchased by three kids in a trenchcoat.	1.2261	0.04631	115	93	18	4
2092	The nine-year-old who owns it is no longer into loft living.	1.2260	0.04097	146	118	23	5
2093	I’m telling you, the Zestimate on this place is $600k!	1.2260	0.04322	146	120	19	7
2094	And in a storm no worries of a tree falling on your house	1.2260	0.04430	146	121	17	8
2095	The square footage isn’t great, but the view into the neighbor’s spacious backyard is amazing.	1.2260	0.03980	146	117	25	4
2096	When it gets cold, you’ll come into the house and sleep with me.	1.2258	0.04149	155	127	21	7
2097	It's still classed as 'turn key', even without a door.	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
2098	Small but it's got a great view.	1.2258	0.04103	124	98	24	2
2099	The location is fantastic and the price is fair. But it is, unfortunately, listed as No Girls Allowed."	1.2258	0.04411	124	100	20	4
2100	Great growth potential.	1.2258	0.04103	124	98	24	2
2101	It’s 1.2 with a great view and plenty of natural light. 1/2 bath at the corner gas station.	1.2256	0.04351	133	108	20	5
2102	Are your kids trying to tell you something?	1.2256	0.04218	133	107	22	4
2103	I prefer to call it a penthouse.	1.2255	0.05006	102	83	15	4
2104	No fossil fuels. Runs entirely on wind and solar.	1.2254	0.03583	173	138	31	4
2105	The view is simply unbeatable. It makes the property worth the exorbitant price!	1.2254	0.03792	142	112	28	2
2106	The seller is prepared to give you the house in exchange for working at his lemonade stand this summer.	1.2254	0.04514	142	118	16	8
2107	At $3,000 a month, you're not going to beat this deal in Manhattan.	1.2254	0.04401	142	117	18	7
2108	In this economy?	1.2254	0.04047	142	114	24	4
2109	This cozy, pet friendly home offers a stunning view of the sideyard.	1.2254	0.04047	142	114	24	4
2110	It has a big fenced in yard for entertaining!	1.2254	0.03921	142	113	26	3
2111	So, it's not just the potato chip bags having 'Shrinkflation"..	1.2252	0.04183	111	87	23	1
2112	It’s been in the family for years	1.2252	0.04183	111	87	23	1
2113	There’s no down payment required plus it comes with bathroom and kitchen privileges.	1.2252	0.04558	111	89	19	3
2114	Don't worry about the fall. The colors are beautiful.	1.2250	0.04007	120	94	25	1
2115	Let's say we throw in a new tire swing as a house warming gift	1.2250	0.04501	120	97	19	4
2116	It's available and in your price range!	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
2117	Not right now but in a few years you can add on.	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
2118	We’ve narrowed it down to this one and the 20-room mansion on the beach	1.2250	0.04654	120	98	17	5
2119	The floor is original hardwood.	1.2250	0.04178	120	95	23	2
2120	Hey, I know it's basic, but you're pre-approved by the bank!	1.2250	0.04945	120	100	13	7
2121	And this is a flex studio in Arboreal Heights.	1.2250	0.04342	120	96	21	3
2122	The previous tenants flew the coop.	1.2249	0.03912	169	138	24	7
2123	Think of the view.	1.2248	0.03850	129	101	27	1
2124	And, it's great for spying on neighbors!	1.2248	0.04296	129	104	21	4
2125	The seller has agreed to cover the cost of a secret alphabet encoder and a month's worth of snacks.	1.2246	0.04116	138	111	23	4
2126	I heard houses were going up.	1.2246	0.04243	138	112	21	5
2127	The owner just started kindergarten	1.2245	0.04072	147	119	23	5
2128	Perfect bird's eye view.	1.2245	0.03586	147	115	31	1
2129	It's got the Macaulay Culkin seal of approval	1.2245	0.03956	147	118	25	4
2130	Shipping containers are so 2010s	1.2245	0.04707	98	78	18	2
2131	And ... and ... it just got a new roof!	1.2245	0.03956	147	118	25	4
2132	Unfortunately, there are No Girls Allowed.	1.2245	0.03956	147	118	25	4
2133	New listing: Wake up amongst the birds. Private, breezy, and serene stand alone unit. Utilities not included. Pets considered with an extra deposit.	1.2244	0.04125	156	128	21	7
2134	The bond is one thousand acorns	1.2243	0.05023	107	88	14	5
2135	Yes, I will accept two percent.	1.2242	0.03973	165	135	23	7
2136	It's a fixer-upper perched on a solid wood foundation.	1.2242	0.03973	165	135	23	7
2137	The difficult access is one thing, but the full bathroom being in the house next door is more problematic.	1.2241	0.04756	116	95	16	5
2138	This next one is a perfect little house in the woods, and I think it might be in your price range!	1.2241	0.04257	116	92	22	2
2139	Well, it is a step up from our last place.	1.2241	0.04257	116	92	22	2
2140	Mom passed on and we just don't need it ant more.	1.2240	0.04074	125	99	24	2
2141	You won't find another rustic cabin surrounded by trees at this price point.	1.2240	0.04524	125	102	18	5
2142	Obviously it’s perfect for empty nesters.	1.2240	0.04665	125	103	16	6
2143	It's a great chance to climb the property ladder.	1.2240	0.04074	125	99	24	2
2144	This comes with a great view of your neighbor's exposed brick façade,	1.2240	0.04230	125	100	22	3
2145	And they say that the basement never floods.	1.2239	0.04190	134	108	22	4
2146	It’s an excellent place to put down roots	1.2239	0.03767	134	105	28	1
2147	Not to get too metaphysical, but nowadays aren't we all living out on a limb?	1.2239	0.04322	134	109	20	5
2148	We've already received several all-cash offers from private equity firms.	1.2239	0.04190	134	108	22	4
2149	It’s all about location.	1.2239	0.04695	134	112	14	8
2150	I tried to evict Billy but they just did an episode about squatter’s rights on Sesame Street.	1.2239	0.04322	134	109	20	5
2151	We've had a lot of interest in this one, mainly from the neighbourhood kids and millennial couples with median salaries.	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
2152	This house has good bones and it's on a tree-lined block.	1.2238	0.04142	143	116	22	5
2153	This is our best starter home for under a million dollars to get you into home ownership!	1.2237	0.03982	152	123	24	5
2154	And it's all on one level.	1.2237	0.04090	152	124	22	6
2155	Just think of the view!	1.2236	0.03736	161	129	28	4
2156	And the mother-in-law suite is an actual birdhouse.	1.2233	0.04962	103	84	15	4
2157	It's a second floor walk-up with a view.	1.2233	0.04562	103	82	19	2
2158	Would you like to have a look inside? I've got the password right here.	1.2232	0.04522	112	90	19	3
2159	It's completely organic.	1.2232	0.04696	112	91	17	4
2160	So, where should we put the hottub?	1.2231	0.04147	121	96	23	2
2161	Fully detached and owned by a non-smoker.	1.2231	0.04310	121	97	21	3
2162	It will be like revisiting your childhood, but with an interest rate that will bleed you dry.	1.2231	0.04147	121	96	23	2
2163	Of course! Your Porta-Potty attaches securely to that branch!	1.2231	0.04147	121	96	23	2
2164	Fixer Upper with a view!	1.2231	0.04467	121	98	19	4
2165	Activist built, minimalist protest model, protects foundational tree it is perched on, comes with tree-hugger conviction, eco-centric values, and ambient climate change fueled heating and cooling system, HOA established by avian and rodent cohabitants, covenants enforced by local municipality, outdoor rain shower, sporadic cat security system, bring your own bucket.”	1.2231	0.04766	121	100	15	6
2166	I’ll stay here and give you some privacy.	1.2231	0.04667	130	108	15	7
2167	This is the perfect solution to your house guest problem.	1.2231	0.04538	130	107	17	6
2168	Do you think it has wifi?	1.2231	0.04267	130	105	21	4
2169	Tiny houses are all the rage now.	1.2230	0.03826	139	110	27	2
2170	They got worried and moved to Canada.	1.2230	0.04337	139	114	19	6
2171	i love a fixxauppa tree !	1.2230	0.04269	148	122	19	7
2172	The listing says the schools are dumb, but the lawn has cootie protection.	1.2222	0.04543	135	112	16	7
2173	It's a bit over your budget, but you are paying for the views.	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2174	For the couple addicted to HGTV renovation shows.	1.2222	0.04116	144	117	22	5
2175	The seller has disclosed that the property has a history of cooties.	1.2222	0.04766	126	105	14	7
2176	Yes! It does come with free parking, but it's a limit of 2 bikes or 3 big wheels"	1.2222	0.04804	108	88	16	4
2177	This is the best available home in your price range.	1.2222	0.04631	126	104	16	6
2178	House sold separately	1.2222	0.04873	117	97	14	6
2179	Just so you know, I’m not showing this house to just anybody.	1.2222	0.04492	126	103	18	5
2180	It's cozy, surrounded by tree, and perfect for empty nesters.	1.2222	0.04981	108	89	14	5
2181	And property taxes are less than ten thousand a year	1.2222	0.04293	135	110	20	5
2182	Don’t look at me…She’s YOUR friend!	1.2222	0.04620	108	87	18	3
2183	I guess this is what they mean about real estate going up!	1.2222	0.03873	144	115	26	3
2184	Thanks for coming to the open house, but there are already 3 bidders above asking	1.2222	0.04631	126	104	16	6
2185	Yeah, we tried, but we’d end up with splinters every time.	1.2222	0.03885	126	99	26	1
2186	Imagine the view in 20 years!	1.2222	0.04229	108	85	22	1
2187	And here's House #3. Bob, you wanted to be out of the flood zone, and Helen, it's the rustic style you love.	1.2222	0.04346	144	119	18	7
2188	Hmmm, that’s a bit steep	1.2222	0.04272	153	127	18	8
2189	This house has 'flipper' written all over it!	1.2222	0.03996	144	116	24	4
2190	They did say it was an open floor plan with a view.	1.2222	0.04046	117	92	24	1
2191	We could get a Stair Lift.	1.2222	0.03885	126	99	26	1
2192	With this location and in this market, I'd go in above asking.	1.2222	0.05286	99	82	12	5
2193	It's a step up from where we are now!	1.2215	0.03909	149	120	25	4
2194	It's ideal for lovers and huggers.	1.2214	0.04188	140	114	21	5
2195	Here are the three steps towards living the high life!	1.2214	0.04064	140	113	23	4
2196	The owner of the property is downsizing	1.2214	0.04309	140	115	19	6
2197	Oh, I see. So this is what fixer upper means.	1.2214	0.04238	131	106	21	4
2198	I heard the neighbours can be a bit chirpy.	1.2214	0.04097	131	105	23	3
2199	It's a one bedroom, one birdbath.	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2200	Well, the ad SAID “airy, open floor-plan penthouse in a leafy neighborhood.”	1.2213	0.04730	122	101	15	6
2201	Oh great shape. It was only used for meetings and the occasional night out.	1.2213	0.04584	122	100	17	5
2202	It’s all about the location	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
2203	It really brings the outdoors, in.	1.2213	0.04279	122	98	21	3
2204	It's a fixer-upper, just needs a little paint.	1.2212	0.04659	113	92	17	4
2205	Your mansion in the sky!	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
2206	... with beautiful bird's eye views.	1.2212	0.04825	113	93	15	5
2207	It has spectacular treetop views.	1.2211	0.05433	95	79	11	5
2208	I understand you’re downsizing but the kids will still enjoy a visit.	1.2208	0.04146	154	127	20	7
2209	I'll admit the propertree tax is a little high but you can offset that with the cordage.	1.2207	0.04428	145	121	16	8
2210	So you mean to say a tree grew under the house ?	1.2207	0.04318	145	120	18	7
2211	And don’t forget the potential for syrup production	1.2207	0.04206	145	119	20	6
2212	The owner is a kid but she's willing to do owner-financing.	1.2207	0.03972	145	117	24	4
2213	It's a perfect starter home for someone without a job and no prospects who wishes to retire early.	1.2206	0.04264	136	111	20	5
2214	They’re asking $1 million, but with the Hamptons rental income it’ll pay for itself.	1.2206	0.04000	136	109	24	3
2215	We like to call it a tiny house with a view."	1.2206	0.04000	136	109	24	3
2216	It’s the ultimate in affordable housing.	1.2206	0.04000	136	109	24	3
2217	It comes with hot and cold maple syrup!	1.2206	0.04000	136	109	24	3
2218	It's a few steps above your standard entry-level home.	1.2206	0.04000	136	109	24	3
2219	Absolutely zero Radon!	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
2220	What it lacks in technology it makes up for with the view...	1.2206	0.03569	136	106	30	0
2221	On the plus side, no flood insurance needed.	1.2206	0.04134	136	110	22	4
2222	It's called upward mobility.	1.2205	0.04317	127	103	20	4
2223	"And the fall foliage is spectacular!"	1.2205	0.04317	127	103	20	4
2224	I’m sorry, you were the second highest bid, just behind the Keeblers at $3.6. They’re opening up a new branch.	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
2225	Now even outhouses are on the market.	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
2226	The tree is a separate listing and the squirrel association is VERY persnickety.	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
2227	It’s just a starter home until the real estate bubble bursts.	1.2205	0.04170	127	102	22	3
2228	Elevation, elevation, elevation!”	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
2229	This one’s a bit outside your budget, too.	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2230	Yeah, Little Johnny has started to dabble in real estate.	1.2203	0.04525	118	96	18	4
2231	It's a million five. They're going quickly. (Oh, wait. Was this caption supposed to be funny? Sorry.)	1.2203	0.04835	118	98	14	6
2232	The HOA wants me to remind you to keep the branches trimmed	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2233	We’re calling it a nouveau Raised Ranch.	1.2203	0.04982	118	99	12	7
2234	The previous owner had a show on Fox	1.2203	0.05126	118	100	10	8
2235	Wow, a walk-up we can finally afford!	1.2203	0.04683	118	97	16	5
2236	The website said "open house" but this is literally an open house.	1.2202	0.04582	109	88	18	3
2237	And it comes with an outhouse.	1.2199	0.04281	141	116	19	6
2238	It is a perfect home for bird watchers!	1.2199	0.04161	141	115	21	5
2239	Think of it as your beach house for rising sea levels.	1.2199	0.03910	141	113	25	3
2240	You did say the sky is the limit.	1.2199	0.04623	141	119	13	9
2241	You two wanted to nest ... so ...	1.2197	0.04209	132	107	21	4
2242	What this house needs is solar panels.	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
2243	Oh yes. I forgot to mention. It's a "Boy's Only" treehouse.	1.2197	0.04344	132	108	19	5
2244	Bird's eye view is on the house and in the house.	1.2197	0.04209	132	107	21	4
2245	It’s in the tiny home segment	1.2197	0.04475	132	109	17	6
2246	Will you be paying cash or Pokémon cards?	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
2247	The ad CLEARLY STATES. 1st Floor/Walk-Up.	1.2195	0.04153	164	137	18	9
2248	Let's start with the pluses - the cell phone service is crème de la crème.	1.2195	0.04835	123	103	13	7
2249	I’d buy it, but the nails are bent.	1.2195	0.04248	123	99	21	3
2250	The floors are real wood.	1.2194	0.03913	155	126	24	5
2251	The average annual growth rate in this area is 6 inches."	1.2194	0.04416	155	131	14	10
2252	Back on earth means you'll have to start shaving again.	1.2193	0.04087	114	90	23	1
2253	And the bird's nest in the back would make a perfect ADU.	1.2192	0.03700	146	116	28	2
2254	The views are even better in winter.	1.2190	0.04684	105	85	17	3
2255	The seller has been highly motivated since their allowance was cut.	1.2190	0.04485	105	84	19	2
2256	On-budget, open-concept, with panoramic views and lots of natural light… .	1.2190	0.04600	137	115	14	8
2257	This location is certainly a step up.	1.2190	0.03974	137	110	24	3
2258	It’s the perfect Man Cave.	1.2190	0.04236	137	112	20	5
2259	The Home Owners Association Dues are 150 for ground keeping and other services.	1.2190	0.03694	137	108	28	1
2260	I did promise you a high-rise.	1.2190	0.04236	137	112	20	5
2261	It’s an ornithologist special	1.2190	0.03974	137	110	24	3
2262	Going out on a limb here…	1.2190	0.04107	137	111	22	4
2263	The price is pretty good for a one bedroom/no bath.	1.2190	0.04236	137	112	20	5
2264	I call it an Air Bees 'N more Bees.	1.2188	0.03933	160	131	23	6
2265	Room with a view!	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
2266	The tree and the backyard aren’t included in the sale.	1.2188	0.04287	128	104	20	4
2267	Believing they finally found their dream home, they later discovered — the hard way — that the house was perched above an old G.I. Joe burial ground.	1.2188	0.05173	96	79	13	4
2268	You have to use your imagination.	1.2188	0.03832	128	101	26	1
2269	It’s a rickety, poorly built treehouse, and the asking price is $350,000.00.	1.2185	0.03862	151	122	25	4
2270	It’s a bit drafty in the winter months but the views are spectacular when the leaves change and then fall off.	1.2185	0.03862	151	122	25	4
2271	I know we said no walk-ups but this is such a great location.	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
2272	This property comes with a mother-in-law tree house.	1.2185	0.04491	119	97	18	4
2273	I just love the mature landscaping on this one.	1.2185	0.03987	119	94	24	1
2274	This is definitely an investment that will keep growing.	1.2185	0.04329	119	96	20	3
2275	It's way above the market.	1.2185	0.04162	119	95	22	2
2276	A little paint, a little TLC. A real bargain at $699,000.	1.2185	0.04798	119	99	14	6
2277	It's a perfect starter home for the upwardly mobile.	1.2183	0.04254	142	117	19	6
2278	And the 2-car garage is in that hedge.	1.2183	0.04254	142	117	19	6
2279	It comes with natural sunlight.	1.2182	0.04898	110	91	14	5
2280	There's other empty nesters interested so you'll have to act fast.	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
2281	As is."	1.2182	0.04545	110	89	18	3
2282	It’s a zero bathroom.	1.2180	0.04042	133	107	23	3
2283	Our HOA allows one vacation rental unit. Ours is the only one with a view	1.2179	0.04097	156	129	20	7
2284	The HOA fees are negligible, really.	1.2178	0.04582	101	81	18	2
2285	It's a fourth-floor climb-up but the yard views are spectacular!	1.2177	0.04058	124	99	23	2
2286	Who cares about the mortgage rate. There is no HOA.	1.2177	0.04799	124	104	13	7
2287	The asking price is an Xbox and 20 pints of ice cream.	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
2288	It's not just the property values that are climbing up in this neighborhood.	1.2177	0.04217	124	100	21	3
2289	The owner will even cover the cost of the home inspection.	1.2177	0.04660	124	103	15	6
2290	The listing did say ‘Set on a tree lined street’.	1.2177	0.04058	124	99	23	2
2291	The previous owner grew old and can't enjoy it anymore.	1.2177	0.04517	124	102	17	5
2292	Imagine. You'll be much closer to nature.	1.2177	0.03923	147	119	24	4
2293	It's a few steps up from our old place.	1.2177	0.03803	147	118	26	3
2294	You're right, the roof leaks a bit. Two and a half million?	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
2295	It's not just a tree house, it's also a free house.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
2296	Should you need more incentive, I've been told that at the closing the seller will furnish the buyer with a map showing the locations of more than 100 acorns that are hidden throughout the yard.	1.2174	0.04416	115	93	19	3
2297	We'll need a ramp when we are old.	1.2174	0.04907	115	96	13	6
2298	yes, I'm selling this heirloom property that my parents bequeathed me, I take cash only and you're the 17th couple to see it today.	1.2174	0.04749	115	95	15	5
2299	Sure, its small, but you could easily open it up by knocking out that wall...then knock out the other walls, remove the tree and put up a nice brick Georgian.	1.2174	0.04332	138	114	18	6
2300	Whatd'ya think??	1.2174	0.04080	138	112	22	4
2301	The perfect marriage between New York and your budget.	1.2174	0.04452	138	115	16	7
2302	I know, it's one of those tiny houses	1.2174	0.04240	115	92	21	2
2303	We can always install a ramp.	1.2174	0.04585	115	94	17	4
2304	Sorry, but the seller says no girls allowed.	1.2171	0.03876	175	145	22	8
2305	This is currently the best house in the market	1.2171	0.04060	152	125	21	6
2306	Did it pass the termite inspection?	1.2171	0.03605	152	121	29	2
2307	The floor plan is fully open concept and the views are the best in the neighborhood	1.2171	0.04112	129	104	22	3
2308	And don’t forget the savings on flood insurance. . . .	1.2171	0.03806	129	102	26	1
2309	It's the cheapest walk-up in the area.	1.2170	0.04447	106	85	19	2
2310	It’s the trendy rustic farmhouse style…eco-friendly and low maintenance with great views.	1.2170	0.05193	106	89	11	6
2311	No, it's not a fixer upper. This is the epitome of minimalist, back-to-nature chic. I suggest offering well over asking price."	1.2170	0.05017	106	88	13	5
2312	... with the rising oceans it's sure to increase in value. And it will float!	1.2168	0.03732	143	114	27	2
2313	Hey, rustic themes and tiny homes are trending!	1.2167	0.04457	120	98	18	4
2314	All that is true. But you will NEVER get water in the basement.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
2315	Schools have a great reputation in this community. In fact, the seller is attending close by.	1.2167	0.04297	120	97	20	3
2316	Welcome to your new buyer commission rate home!	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
2317	The seller’s motivated; his mom got a new job out of state.	1.2167	0.04611	120	99	16	5
2318	……And never a wet basement.	1.2167	0.04761	120	100	14	6
2319	It's carbon neutral and your neighbor is a very wise great horned owl.	1.2164	0.04285	134	110	19	5
2320	You have to see the basement."	1.2164	0.04414	134	111	17	6
2321	This option lets in a lot of natural light. And they're throwing in a free swing!	1.2164	0.03571	134	105	29	0
2322	With the way the housing market is looking - this will go for 250,000 easy	1.2164	0.04152	134	109	21	4
2323	And the flood insurance rates are very affordable.	1.2162	0.05184	111	94	10	7
2324	It's a deal. Now, you can take it away or you can lease the tree.	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2325	The architect? Oh yes, he lives next door! His name is Bradley. Would you believe he is just six??	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2326	Hardwood? In this economy?	1.2162	0.03656	148	118	28	2
2327	High-rise with a view and a good neighborhood… your kids will love it!	1.2162	0.04686	111	91	16	4
2328	. It's tough to find something this affordable in the California market.	1.2162	0.04016	148	121	22	5
2329	The kids will love it, but I’m not sure about your folks.	1.2160	0.04187	125	101	21	3
2330	Umm, good question. Yes, it is absolutely up to code.	1.2160	0.04187	125	101	21	3
2331	I thought you said this house is ADA compliant?	1.2155	0.04711	116	96	15	5
2332	With your budget in this economy, this is the best I can do.	1.2154	0.04084	130	105	22	3
2333	:Honey, think about the views!"	1.2154	0.03781	130	103	26	1
2334	Small House With A View" ?	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
2335	If you're willing to skip inspection, this charming studio fits your budget and is in the school district you wanted.	1.2154	0.04366	130	107	18	5
2336	The view is spectacular.	1.2153	0.04083	144	118	21	5
2337	We just have to clear the sale with Bart & Millhouse.	1.2152	0.04338	158	134	14	10
2338	Cozy, great view, no grass to cut, and best of all , not enough room for visiting relatives.	1.2150	0.04605	107	87	17	3
2339	Jimmy is firm on price. Twenty Pokemon cards, or no deal.	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2340	The view is fantastic!	1.2150	0.04793	107	88	15	4
2341	True, it doesn’t have electricity or running water, but you do get a secret handshake, a Keep Out Sign, and lifelong membership to the No Losers Allowed Club.	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
2342	We do have an open door policy	1.2149	0.04868	121	102	12	7
2343	What did you expect when you said, ‘We can’t go over one million’?	1.2149	0.04725	121	101	14	6
2344	Yuppies? Yes, the previous owner was both young AND upwardly mobile .	1.2149	0.04100	121	97	22	2
2345	It's a mere three steps up	1.2148	0.03847	135	108	25	2
2346	This is what fits your budget at todays interest rates	1.2148	0.04256	135	111	19	5
2347	When you guys said the prices were giving you vertigo, I thought of this listing	1.2148	0.04124	135	110	21	4
2348	"The natural rustic look is trending on Pinterest."	1.2148	0.03876	149	121	24	4
2349	‘So…. The ad said the bathroom is detached?’	1.2143	0.04509	140	118	14	8
2350	The Heights aren't for everyone.	1.2143	0.04012	154	127	21	6
2351	And the Air BNB is grandfathered in.	1.2143	0.04452	126	104	17	5
2352	It's the perfect starter home for empty nesters like you.	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
2353	As you can see, the basement is unfinished.	1.2143	0.03898	140	113	24	3
2354	It’s Green-certified.	1.2143	0.03480	140	110	30	0
2355	In this neighborhood one million is a steal for this cozy, fixer upper with lots of light.	1.2143	0.04275	140	116	18	6
2356	It was zoned ‘No Girls Allowed’ but the backward ‘s’ nullifies the clause.	1.2143	0.04648	112	92	16	4
2357	Rustic, Elevated living with a great view. Low down payment!	1.2143	0.04472	112	91	18	3
2358	They were put off by the high climb rates.	1.2143	0.04288	112	90	20	2
2359	The oak floors were locally sourced from this very tree.	1.2138	0.04174	145	120	19	6
2360	True, it's a walk-up, but the view's worth it.	1.2137	0.03908	131	105	24	2
2361	Sorry, no basement. But think of the bird life!	1.2137	0.03595	131	103	28	0
2362	..and of course the best feature of this place is, it's affordable!	1.2137	0.04336	131	108	18	5
2363	If you offer $5000 over asking, you could jump to the top of the waiting list.	1.2137	0.04056	131	106	22	3
2364	…and it’s listed on the Arbor Day Foundation’s historic register.	1.2137	0.04198	131	107	20	4
2365	These elevated home prices are getting out of control.	1.2137	0.04198	131	107	20	4
2366	Yes, but we're looking for a house on a tree-lined street.	1.2137	0.04675	117	97	15	5
2367	TONIGHT on House Hunters: Robert wants a double vanity. Debbie wants an open concept. Will house three be the perfect compromise for this family of eight?	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
2368	It’s perfect for you snow birds.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
2369	That's correct, utilities are not included.	1.2137	0.04348	117	95	19	3
2370	It’s part of a 3-step program.	1.2136	0.05098	103	86	12	5
2371	On the plus side, the view is spectacular.	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2372	I cannot say it enough: location, location, location!	1.2136	0.04503	103	83	18	2
2373	The best part is the view grow better with time!	1.2133	0.04078	150	124	20	6
2374	It’s a wonderful place for nesting.	1.2132	0.04097	136	111	21	4
2375	You said you wanted to be close to your parents.	1.2132	0.03962	136	110	23	3
2376	yes, it comes with the air rights and room for below unit parking	1.2132	0.04097	136	111	21	4
2377	I usually don’t do this, but I’m willing to go out on a limb.	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
2378	If you want the pool privileges, it's an additional $100 a month	1.2131	0.04234	122	99	20	3
2379	Look on the bright side, you won’t need Flood insurance.	1.2131	0.04689	122	102	14	6
2380	A room with a view, no need for flood insurance, carbon sequestering set up, and built-in stair stepper! What more can you ask for?	1.2131	0.04391	122	100	18	4
2381	It’s priced over market, but it’s also the only place on the block that has affordable flood insurance.	1.2131	0.04689	122	102	14	6
2382	The previous owners had to be evicted because they were a little nutty.	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
2383	It's just a starter honey.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
2384	If you reconsider, remember, the skylight sunsets are awesome.	1.2130	0.04753	108	89	15	4
2385	It grows with you.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
2386	So, this is how I die.	1.2130	0.04931	108	90	13	5
2387	It's your perfect getaway - away from the press of traffic and urban congestion!	1.2130	0.04171	108	86	21	1
2388	I didn’t say free house. I said tree house.	1.2130	0.04373	108	87	19	2
2389	It comes fully furnished with bean bag chairs.	1.2129	0.03773	155	126	25	4
2390	Previous owners are getting divorced.	1.2128	0.04127	141	116	20	5
2391	It's going to be a bit snug for the 3 of us.	1.2128	0.03740	141	113	26	2
2392	And you get flood insurance at a deep discount.	1.2126	0.04276	127	104	19	4
2393	Can’t beat the view.	1.2126	0.03973	127	102	23	2
2394	I just thought it might help some kids get onto the housing ladder	1.2126	0.03813	127	101	25	1
2395	Yes, the Robinson family decided to downsize	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
2396	It has as many toilets as windows!	1.2126	0.04420	127	105	17	5
2397	The previous owner relocated...to adulthood.	1.2126	0.04127	127	103	21	3
2398	It meets your requirement of "Eco/Green Friendly"... PERFECTLY!	1.2126	0.03973	127	102	23	2
2399	Its carbon offset game is strong….	1.2125	0.03697	160	130	26	4
2400	And this one is a cozy loft with a great view, starting at $1.5m	1.2125	0.04100	160	134	18	8
2401	I thought six figures was high too, till I saw the view.	1.2124	0.04436	113	92	18	3
2402	Please submit a 500--word essay as to why you deserve this house attached to a non-refundable $350,000.00 certified check toward the down payment.	1.2124	0.04941	113	95	12	6
2403	The family decided to downsize to a birdhouse.	1.2124	0.04254	113	91	20	2
2404	Welp, it looks like this is all that’s left, which we can afford to buy in California.	1.2124	0.04611	113	93	16	4
2405	When the sea rises, you can float away on it.	1.2123	0.04032	146	120	21	5
2406	Look, I’d hurry before it goes co-op.	1.2123	0.03913	146	119	23	4
2407	Picture yourselves being a constant reminder of wealth inequality to the billionaires next door.	1.2121	0.04306	132	109	18	5
2408	Unfortunately, you would have to share a bathroom with the squirrels	1.2121	0.04169	132	108	20	4
2409	On the plus side, there's no HOA.	1.2121	0.04438	132	110	16	6
2410	Smart peole are buying houses like this because of climate change.	1.2121	0.04028	132	107	22	3
2411	It's got a great view and it's the only thing in a 100 mile radius in your price range...	1.2119	0.04054	151	125	20	6
2412	Perfect for those who love DIY.	1.2119	0.03830	151	123	24	4
2413	I’m going to go out on a limb here, but it really has great arbor views!	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2414	Of course you’ll need three references and approval from the co-op board.	1.2119	0.04480	118	97	17	4
2415	Yep, excellent construction, just one owner, and a great view	1.2119	0.03778	118	93	25	0
2416	This is a great home to start your family. The kids would just love it here!	1.2117	0.04070	137	112	21	4
2417	It’s great if you’re thinking of having kids.	1.2117	0.03936	137	111	23	3
2418	It's over your budget, but I wanted you to see what might be possible if you gave up avocado toast.	1.2117	0.03936	137	111	23	3
2419	Somebody must have had kids, and be too busy to build one.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2420	This is the only "little fixer-upper" I could find in your price range.	1.2115	0.03965	156	129	21	6
2421	This way you don't have to worry about flood insurance.	1.2115	0.04464	104	84	18	2
2422	Well, the only other options below the price of $99 million are someone's garage, an outhouse, a phone booth and a large match box, so I guess this one wins.	1.2115	0.04864	104	86	14	4
2423	The owners have empty nest syndrome.	1.2115	0.03751	156	127	25	4
2424	The Ladder is sold separately.	1.2114	0.04358	123	101	18	4
2425	One on side it has an ocean view and on the other side, you can spy on your neighbors.	1.2114	0.04509	123	102	16	5
2426	You know what they say, 'Don't buy the treehouse, buy the neighborhood.'	1.2114	0.04203	123	100	20	3
2427	You can't beat the tree top view and custom steps for the price!	1.2114	0.04041	123	99	22	2
2428	Mom couldn’t handle the stairs anymore, so we have to let it go.	1.2111	0.04869	90	73	15	2
2429	That’s just a rumor. George Washington NEVER slept there.”	1.2110	0.04337	109	88	19	2
2430	The previous owner built it for his mother-in-law, whom described as a vulture.	1.2110	0.04890	109	91	13	5
2431	Charming backyard retreat awaits in this beautifully crafted home nestled amongst lush foliage. Perfect for nature lovers and adventurous souls seeking a serene escape.	1.2110	0.04529	109	89	17	3
2432	A LOFT ALOFT" was not a misprint.	1.2109	0.04098	128	104	21	3
2433	Think of the leg work you'll get living here.	1.2109	0.03945	128	103	23	2
2434	We call this the open-everything floor plan.	1.2109	0.04660	128	108	13	7
2435	Structural issues aside, take a few nice photos and millennials will eagerly pay $550/night on Airbnb.	1.2109	0.04388	128	106	17	5
2436	And is that nest egg included?	1.2109	0.03767	147	119	25	3
2437	For San Franciscans it's all about the view	1.2108	0.03606	166	135	27	4
2438	If your offer is anything like PlayStation-5-buying money, Timmy is willing to throw in his sister’s toy kitchen set.	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
2439	Why sell when you can rent?	1.2105	0.04276	133	110	18	5
2440	Yes, there are TOA dues.	1.2105	0.04401	114	93	18	3
2441	The best thing is that you can do it without parent approval.	1.2105	0.04141	133	109	20	4
2442	It’s definitely a fixer, but the tree is good for another forty years.	1.2105	0.04574	114	94	16	4
2443	You'd be surprised! It grows on you.	1.2102	0.03837	157	129	23	5
2444	Houses at this price point don’t grow on manicured lawns.	1.2101	0.04172	138	114	19	5
2445	I don't know - I think it's for the birds	1.2101	0.03910	138	112	23	3
2446	Thanks to rezoning, it's a steal at $479,000.	1.2101	0.04536	138	117	13	8
2447	Microwave included?	1.2101	0.04043	138	113	21	4
2448	A penthouse? On my salary?	1.2101	0.04445	119	98	17	4
2449	This home will allow you and your family to branch out, leaves room for growth, and allow you and your family to put down deep roots. Don't bark up the wrong tree and buy elsewhere	1.2101	0.04603	119	99	15	5
2450	Think of it as a step up from your current home.	1.2100	0.04560	100	81	17	2
2451	In lieu of a deposit, the seller is requesting all buyers fart into a coffee tin and whoever is brave enough to smell it after all farts have been collected will win the bid.	1.2100	0.05183	100	84	11	5
2452	We call it gentreefication! Don't think of it as downsizing, think of it as up heighting.	1.2098	0.04309	143	120	16	7
2453	A bit of a fixer-upper but you won't get this price anywhere else!	1.2098	0.04074	143	118	20	5
2454	You’d be getting it for a steal. The previous owners were smokers	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
2455	The utilities are also affordable.	1.2097	0.04012	124	100	22	2
2456	Ask for the handrail and a screen, then offer five percent over asking.	1.2097	0.04475	124	103	16	5
2457	It’s really a penthouse, if you think about it.	1.2097	0.03845	124	99	24	1
2458	Yes, Apple was started in a garage, but this was their first branch office.	1.2097	0.04620	124	104	14	6
2459	Susan, we can’t afford it.	1.2097	0.04759	124	105	12	7
2460	I thought lemons only applied for cars	1.2097	0.04012	124	100	22	2
2461	It’s been marked down from $300,000.	1.2095	0.04628	105	86	16	3
2462	Yes, I did say “rare opportunity.” You just have to figure out the “for what?”	1.2093	0.03918	129	104	23	2
2463	We've decided to downsize.	1.2093	0.04070	129	105	21	3
2464	We just added Wi-Fi.	1.2093	0.04357	129	107	17	5
2465	My husband calls it the stairway to heaven	1.2091	0.04104	110	88	21	1
2466	I’ll take your offer to the branch office	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2467	It’s got the lowest property taxes in the neighborhood.	1.2091	0.03895	110	87	23	0
2468	'It's got an ocean view and a sweet carbon offset.'	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2469	Back in the high life again.	1.2091	0.04302	110	89	19	2
2470	....and finally, the best part about that house is you can see into your neighbors bathroom.	1.2091	0.04674	110	91	15	4
2471	Per the previous owner, “no cooties” have ever set foot inside.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2472	And here we have the secondary renter dwelling which has the potential to subsidize your entire mortgage if staged correctly.	1.2091	0.04849	110	92	13	5
2473	Sorry, but I already have six offers.	1.2091	0.04492	110	90	17	3
2474	It's fully furnished but the tree is not included.	1.2091	0.03895	110	87	23	0
2475	It’s a perfect starter home	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
2476	As I mentioned, it's a fixer-upper.	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
2477	This place is for the birds!	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
2478	Your perfect Earth Day getaway: open air concept with natural lighting, greenery, sustainable materials…you name it, this property has it all!	1.2090	0.04113	134	110	20	4
2479	No, it’s a studio.	1.2090	0.03974	134	109	22	3
2480	It's a walk-up	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2481	Sorry, the add just said it was a treemendous deal.	1.2088	0.05068	91	75	13	3
2482	To stay within your $1.5 million budget, this is the best I could come up with.	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
2483	It’s a great place if you’re interested in putting down roots.	1.2087	0.04188	115	93	20	2
2484	Perhaps being outside the flood zone isn't a necessity	1.2087	0.04703	115	96	14	5
2485	And the previous owner never had to call a plumber.	1.2087	0.04001	115	92	22	1
2486	Hmmm, this tree house seems a little too expensive for our tastes.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2487	The current owner accepts payment in nuts.	1.2087	0.04366	115	94	18	3
2488	The original owner is starting a software company, so ....	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
2489	It has an open plan kitchen	1.2087	0.04537	115	95	16	4
2490	So you mentioned you run a bird-watching blog full-time.	1.2086	0.04017	139	114	21	4
2491	Unlike fictional Treehouse of Horror, this one's the real deal.	1.2086	0.04268	139	116	17	6
2492	It's a Walk-up and in your price range.	1.2083	0.03927	144	118	22	4
2493	The steps might need another nail.	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
2494	Tiny house living is a new trend but this takes the cake.	1.2083	0.04412	120	99	17	4
2495	Great view of nature within your budget	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
2496	You’re worried about the front steps? Let me tell you, the kitchen is a gut job.	1.2083	0.04082	120	97	21	2
2497	Now that's "living high"!	1.2083	0.03906	120	96	23	1
2498	There's Even A House With Occupants In The Yard.	1.2083	0.04893	96	79	14	3
2499	It gets great light”	1.2083	0.03927	144	118	22	4
2500	It definitely puts the up in up-and-coming.	1.2083	0.04250	120	98	19	3
2501	for sale tree house never used	1.2080	0.04142	125	102	20	3
2502	Just throw up a real ladder and it’ll be worth $50,000 more!” —Rita Guastella, Cambridge, Mass.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2503	The only issue is that the HOA says 'No Girls Allowed.'"	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2504	This is the most charming upper fixer in town.	1.2080	0.03983	125	101	22	2
2505	If you sign today we’ll include access to the yard and throw in some bug spray	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
2506	But what’s the HOA president like?	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
2507	I like it but it’s a little more than we were looking for.	1.2080	0.04295	125	103	18	4
2508	The house may be up high, but the taxes are very low!	1.2080	0.04443	125	104	16	5
2509	You should move fast, it’s been rezoned without a ‘no stinky girls’ clause	1.2079	0.04734	101	83	15	3
2510	This is California this is in your budget	1.2079	0.04939	101	84	13	4
2511	I realized that this was a little out of your price range, but I wanted to show you anyway	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
2512	And the seller says the kids are optional.	1.2077	0.03891	130	105	23	2
2513	Now you can climb along with interest rates.	1.2077	0.04186	130	107	19	4
2514	As a millennial it's about all you can afford, that's with the squirrels subletting the attic.	1.2077	0.04186	130	107	19	4
2515	The backyard vistas are stunning.	1.2077	0.04042	130	106	21	3
2516	And it includes a mother-in-law nest.	1.2077	0.04186	130	107	19	4
2517	I might be out on a limb here, but…	1.2077	0.04327	130	108	17	5
2518	Think of it as a penthouse with a roof garden.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2519	The seller is asking $200 and a year's supply of chewing gum.	1.2075	0.04780	106	88	14	4
2520	You're kids are going to love it.	1.2075	0.04388	106	86	18	2
2521	Near perfect mid-century home. No potato shed.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2522	It’s been in the family for generations.	1.2075	0.04589	106	87	16	3
2523	And, it has a Granny suite.	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
2524	It's very nice, but can we really afford to live there?	1.2074	0.04348	135	113	16	6
2525	At least we’d have a view!	1.2074	0.03948	135	110	22	3
2526	It has a Climb Score of 92.	1.2074	0.04219	135	112	18	5
2527	It’s all the rage in Sweden right now	1.2072	0.04635	111	92	15	4
2528	It has built-in air conditioning and a rugged aesthetic. But it will cost aroung 70k due to structural implements and building costs. But a lovely location none-the-less…	1.2072	0.04809	111	93	13	5
2529	It has a master on main	1.2071	0.03991	140	115	21	4
2530	We're pitching it as the new tiny house.	1.2071	0.03724	140	113	25	2
2531	It looks earthquake-proof.	1.2071	0.03991	140	115	21	4
2532	Plus you don’t have to concern yourself with rising sea levels.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2533	It’s one of Frank Lloyd Wright’s earliest designs.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2534	It could be your Castle in the Sky.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2535	You'll have to decide soon because the owner has received a bid from some guy who lives in the jungle with his wife and chimpanzee."	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2536	It's a walk up sudio with no bathroom, but the view is to die for	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2537	Your second home awaits.	1.2069	0.04665	116	97	14	5
2538	For your first home, it's better to get in on the ground floor.	1.2069	0.04502	116	96	16	4
2539	It's a fixer-upper, - mostly "upper".	1.2069	0.03971	116	93	22	1
2540	And with climate change, you'll be protected from rising sea levels.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
2541	This cozy, single story, one bedroom home has an open floor plan and peekaboo views of the hot wife next door.	1.2066	0.04682	121	102	13	6
2542	The previous owner was a real tree hugger.	1.2066	0.04378	121	100	17	4
2543	And best of all no door-to-door salespeople!	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
2544	We do this to piss off the NIMBYS	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
2545	Great herb appeal, don’t you think?	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
2546	It’s very private, just be careful of that birch next door.	1.2063	0.04264	126	104	18	4
2547	Frank Gehry's first	1.2062	0.04847	97	80	14	3
2548	It’s got good bones ! The neighbour’s dog buries them here !	1.2062	0.05064	97	81	12	4
2549	The neighborhood is really growing.	1.2061	0.04296	131	109	17	5
2550	It may be rustic but it has room to grow.	1.2061	0.04157	131	108	19	4
2551	But don't you think little Benny would prefer a location in our own backyard?	1.2061	0.04296	131	109	17	5
2552	Zero carbon footprint?	1.2061	0.04431	131	110	15	6
2553	And... you can get insurance because it's above the flood zone.	1.2059	0.04058	136	112	20	4
2554	The owner is offering free pest control and pruning for the first year.	1.2059	0.03780	136	110	24	2
2555	We call it the le petite penthouse,	1.2059	0.04190	136	113	18	5
2556	how many steps do we need again?	1.2059	0.04692	102	84	15	3
2557	Of course, this neighborhood is for the birds.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2558	Technically it's a house for people in a tree, not a treehouse. So you'll save on taxes.	1.2059	0.04480	102	83	17	2
2559	Yes, the neighborhood is becoming gentreefied.	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2560	It’s a bit of a fixer-upper… but it’s got good roots	1.2059	0.04894	102	85	13	4
2561	Welcome to your luxury treehouse rental. The cleaning fee will be $500.	1.2057	0.03965	141	116	21	4
2562	I bet we can get it cheap. I say let's fix it up and flip it.	1.2057	0.03701	141	114	25	2
2563	In this economy, this listing is comfortably in your price range.	1.2057	0.04091	141	117	19	5
2564	Heard you were bragging about being lovebirds, Karen. Here is a perfect house for you and your husband!	1.2056	0.04550	107	88	16	3
2565	And my favorite part of the property is that its tree-lined.	1.2055	0.03878	146	120	22	4
2566	This one was designed by a local architect when he was only 13!	1.2055	0.03626	146	118	26	2
2567	It has the best view in the neighborhood.	1.2054	0.04233	112	91	19	2
2568	It's simultaneously ecologically correct and Minimalist!	1.2054	0.04597	112	93	15	4
2569	I'm going out on a limb on this one, but it's a step up from your shoe...	1.2054	0.04769	112	94	13	5
2570	If we offer the asking price, do you think they would add a toilet seat on the back branch?	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2571	ONCE THE KIDS MOVED OUT IT WAS JUST AN UNREALIZED ASSET.	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2572	You said you wanted something in town for under a million - this is the one.	1.2051	0.04467	117	97	16	4
2573	Does it come with WiFi?	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2574	Just wait until you see the guest house.	1.2051	0.04629	117	98	14	5
2575	No Down Payment!	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2576	You specifically asked for a cozy love nest for two, didn’t you?	1.2051	0.04298	117	96	18	3
2577	It's a bargain for a home this close to nature!	1.2051	0.04124	117	95	20	2
2578	I would jump right on this one. I mean not literally since it would fall over.	1.2050	0.03853	161	134	21	6
2579	Great value for an east-facing window and continual ventilation	1.2049	0.03669	122	97	25	0
2580	It's a great fixer upper with a wonderful view.	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
2581	It's an arboreal upper fixer.	1.2049	0.04499	122	102	15	5
2582	That’ll be 5 million dollars.	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
2583	It's the height of my desire, but the steps are problematic.	1.2049	0.03850	122	98	23	1
2584	If you pay cash, offer $50,000 over asking and waive the inspection you just might get it.	1.2049	0.04346	122	101	17	4
2585	The other tenant is a family of squirrels, but the listing says they add a certain rustic charm.	1.2049	0.03850	122	98	23	1
2586	This ADU features scenic elevations, natural ventilation and private access. It’s a steal at $500,000.	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
2587	It is the best way to lose weight--climb steps and no kitchen.	1.2047	0.04233	127	105	18	4
2588	Apparently the tree is an easement.	1.2047	0.03927	127	103	22	2
2589	If you’d like to branch out	1.2047	0.03764	127	102	24	1
2590	Here's we have a smart, naturally-cooled 1+0.	1.2047	0.04083	127	104	20	3
2591	Subletting to squirrels is unfortunately prohibited by the terms of this lease ……	1.2047	0.03927	127	103	22	2
2592	You’ll love spying on the neighbors.	1.2047	0.03927	127	103	22	2
2593	This one's an upper fixer.	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
2594	The Willow estimate is well above our asking price.	1.2045	0.03838	132	107	23	2
2595	I promise you this cosy and trendy one-room living space is worth the 3k per month! I mean they sell vegan iced lavender matcha lattes across the street!"	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
2596	The WHOLE HOUSE is shiplap!	1.2045	0.04129	132	109	19	4
2597	This should fit into your $29 budget nicely.	1.2044	0.04162	137	114	18	5
2598	1. Yes, we are very strict about calling that season Autumn 2. The neighbours consider it social climbing 3. You only insure the improvements; the tree is association property	1.2044	0.03755	137	111	24	2
2599	Great view but little space.	1.2044	0.04162	137	114	18	5
2600	Oh look honey, at least your dog house will come with a view	1.2044	0.04031	137	113	20	4
2601	The current residents are moving out in thirty days. The great news is they've offered to leave behind their winter cache of acorns."	1.2042	0.04065	142	118	19	5
2602	And here is the tree story walk-up we talked about.	1.2041	0.05016	98	82	12	4
2603	Well, there’s a nice fixer-upper down the street then.”	1.2039	0.03998	152	127	19	6
2604	We see a lot of growth potential with this one.	1.2039	0.04221	103	83	19	1
2605	I love the floorplan, but the neighborhood's for the birds.	1.2037	0.04699	108	90	14	4
2606	Grab it. The Squirrels just moved out.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2607	We call it, "The Place to Pout".	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2608	Move quick if interested, a family of 6 is ready to close	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2609	You'll save a lot on flood insurance.	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2610	It's worth the price for the view.	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
2611	I know it's a little higher than what you were looking for.	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2612	For in-laws.	1.2035	0.04730	113	95	13	5
2613	While it lacks in physical stability, it is rent stabilized!	1.2035	0.04007	113	91	21	1
2614	On the negative side, there is a family of squirrels that have an easement to store nuts in the living room.	1.2035	0.04894	113	96	11	6
2615	Where would the kids go?"	1.2035	0.04383	113	93	17	3
2616	I already have 5 offers from millennials who are looking to improve their current living conditions	1.2035	0.04199	113	92	19	2
2617	Your chance to get on the property ladder	1.2035	0.04560	113	94	15	4
2618	We'd be away from our parents. What do you think?	1.2034	0.04265	118	97	18	3
2619	The previous owners were ready to downsize.	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
2620	It's its own outhouse	1.2034	0.04593	118	99	14	5
2621	Who’s the architect?	1.2034	0.03911	118	95	22	1
2622	‘New to market! Squatters vacated to start middle school.’	1.2034	0.04092	118	96	20	2
2623	So if you are ready to branch out and turn over a new leaf, this is your nest.	1.2033	0.04612	123	104	13	6
2624	Think of it more as a Frank Lloyd Wright house as opposed to Big Bird's.	1.2033	0.04465	123	103	15	5
2625	It's perfect for your branch office	1.2033	0.04313	123	102	17	4
2626	I call it "my very cozy elevated cottage. I guarantee the lowest mortgage rate possible, .00001% on the selling price of $50, at least until tomorrow.	1.2033	0.04313	123	102	17	4
2627	We like to think of this as the new frontier in starter homes.	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
2628	We said we wanted a Penthouse not a pet house. -Taylor S Boston, Massachusetts	1.2033	0.04156	123	101	19	3
2629	Are the trees included?	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
2630	.. and for those who love the high life, we have this little gem.	1.2031	0.03899	128	104	22	2
2631	You can live in the ADU until you finish your dream house.	1.2030	0.03959	133	109	21	3
2632	I've only received 13 offers over asking so far.	1.2030	0.04237	133	111	17	5
2633	For the empty nesters looking to downsize!	1.2029	0.04135	138	115	18	5
2634	It’s our most affordable gated high rise.	1.2028	0.04039	143	119	19	5
2635	No. None of these models come with a fireplace.	1.2028	0.04039	143	119	19	5
2636	Do you want the good news or the bad news?	1.2028	0.03915	143	118	21	4
2637	... and flood insurance is unbelievably affordable!	1.2021	0.04920	94	78	13	3
2638	You can take a look Mr. Jones. We'll wait out here. The owner specifically said "no girls allowed".	1.2021	0.05147	94	79	11	4
2639	This is just the first listing for today. The next one also has a bird feeder.	1.2020	0.04302	99	80	18	1
2640	I know, but the next property is $500,000 higher.	1.2020	0.04758	99	82	14	3
2641	It"s our lowest price walk_up.	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
2642	You said you were looking for a place to put down roots.	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
2643	Think of it as eco-friendly living.	1.2019	0.04402	104	85	17	2
2644	It a fixer upper -- you'll need to evict the squirrels.	1.2019	0.04185	104	84	19	1
2645	Low-maintenance all natural eco home	1.2018	0.04660	109	91	14	4
2646	No, the door is not included.	1.2018	0.04839	109	92	12	5
2647	Well, you did specify 'fixer-upper'.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2648	You said you wanted a house with a nice view!	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2649	No need to worry about flood insurance!	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2650	In lieu of a standard landline, the current owners have installed state-of-the-art tin can phones	1.2018	0.04076	109	88	20	1
2651	Luxury penthouse in elevated neighborhood.	1.2018	0.04474	109	90	16	3
2652	Gen-tree-fication of our neighborhood	1.2018	0.04280	109	89	18	2
2653	It’s about 30,000 square feet.	1.2018	0.05011	109	93	10	6
2654	It's kind of a fixer way upper.	1.2018	0.03976	114	92	21	1
2655	Please. No more jokes about this being a great spot for a branch office.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
2656	He's a gifted animal.	1.2018	0.04524	114	95	15	4
2657	They are offering a flexible backyard access package with generous water-hose privileges included.	1.2018	0.04349	114	94	17	3
2658	If you pay on cash the owner will include the tire swing.	1.2018	0.04692	114	96	13	5
2659	And you wouldn't have to do much to flip it.	1.2017	0.03882	119	96	22	1
2660	''Central air included."	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
2661	This Kid Cave is ideal for overnights, except for any sleepwalkers in the group!	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
2662	Is there WiFi?	1.2017	0.04233	119	98	18	3
2663	Central Park West? Don’t you really mean west Central Park?	1.2017	0.04061	119	97	20	2
2664	Before Frank Lloyd Wright ever saw a whole Prairie, he focused mainly on small backyards.	1.2017	0.04859	119	102	10	7
2665	It’s a new concept in duplex living. The ground floor is the ground.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
2666	The property includes this cozy mother-in-law detached suite with a great view.	1.2016	0.04578	124	105	13	6
2667	,,, and it's got a great view.	1.2016	0.04126	124	102	19	3
2668	All this for only half a million!	1.2016	0.04578	124	105	13	6
2669	If it's important to you, the owner would be glad to include a hot tub.	1.2016	0.04173	129	107	18	4
2670	Since it has an ocean view, it can be yours for just $2 million!	1.2016	0.04316	129	108	16	5
2671	I admit just one mail per step is not up to code, but...	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
2672	Behold: the only affordable housing in this economy.	1.2016	0.04316	129	108	16	5
2673	Not recommended for those with frequent nocturnal toileting needs...😂	1.2016	0.04026	129	106	20	3
2674	Unparalleled views	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
2675	With the housing market like it is, we can have this baby paid off in just 30 years!	1.2015	0.03932	134	110	21	3
2676	Think of it as your starter house.	1.2014	0.03845	139	114	22	3
2677	Today, Zillow assumes you’re either a nut or a sap	1.2014	0.03978	139	115	20	4
2678	You’ll have to outbid my nephew and a pair of squirrels.	1.2014	0.04354	139	118	14	7
2679	This is where we reestablish our roots	1.2014	0.03632	144	117	25	2
2680	And now we arrive to the piece de resistance of this property, an eco-friendly man cave of live oak with a green roof and solar lighting.	1.2014	0.04132	144	121	17	6
2681	..but the propery taxes more than make up for it.	1.2014	0.04132	144	121	17	6
2682	Summer cottage, in your price range, view from the deck, taking offers.	1.2013	0.03950	154	129	19	6
2683	You did say you were looking for natural hard wood. You did say you were looking for UPscale. You are looking for a connection to the outdoors. This is the only thing in your price range in this neighborhood. We’ll negotiate for the ladder.	1.2013	0.03729	154	127	23	4
2684	Thoreau loved living here.	1.2013	0.03867	159	133	20	6
2685	They grow up so quickly.	1.2000	0.03866	145	120	21	4
2686	There is room for an elevator.	1.2000	0.03853	120	97	22	1
2687	Now, please understand, it's not furnished.	1.2000	0.04096	125	103	19	3
2688	Any problems with the neighbors?	1.2000	0.04714	100	83	14	3
2689	Well, it is in a good school district	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
2690	Well, we wouldn't need flood insurance.	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
2691	It has a step-saver floor plan.	1.2000	0.04654	115	97	13	5
2692	And there’s no need to spend your whole nest egg.	1.2000	0.04201	120	99	18	3
2693	Is there a back door?	1.2000	0.03746	115	92	23	0
2694	You always wanted a penthouse view.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2695	It’s a great deal for a semi-attached.	1.2000	0.03846	130	106	22	2
2696	“Rising tides, get in your daily steps, drone access. honestly, you will be future proofing.”	1.2000	0.05312	95	81	9	5
2697	In the winter, the view is even more spectacular.	1.2000	0.03952	140	116	20	4
2698	That's solid oak. Oak is good."	1.2000	0.03853	120	97	22	1
2699	It does have great wi-fi.	1.2000	0.03846	130	106	22	2
2700	The neighbor's kids have outgrown it.	1.2000	0.05288	90	76	10	4
2701	Ummmm, we were picturing something more… grounded.	1.2000	0.03900	150	125	20	5
2702	It’s the perfect space if you’re looking to branch out.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2703	First it was the Playboy Magazine. Next he started having the Wall Street Journal delivered to his play house. We are going to send that little motherfucker off to boarding school.	1.2000	0.04204	140	118	16	6
2704	Comes with running water, when it rains!	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
2705	And the rental possibilities are through the canopy…	1.2000	0.04437	110	91	16	3
2706	Apparently mortgage rates aren't the only things that are climbing.	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
2707	We live in a Tiny House now but this is a couple of steps up.	1.2000	0.04495	100	82	16	2
2708	They’re asking for ten thousand dollars down and the secret password.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2709	Is this what's meant by social climbing?	1.2000	0.04250	125	104	17	4
2710	And you better decide soon. Little Timmy down the block has a hot bid on it..."	1.2000	0.03664	150	123	24	3
2711	Due to Prop 13 the owners have kept it in it’s original condition, but it’s close to the office and wait til you see the view of Silicon Valley! And it’s a steal at only $5000 a month!	1.2000	0.04674	120	102	12	6
2712	I'm so proud of Greg, he finally moved out to the basement.	1.2000	0.04924	100	84	12	4
2713	We call it a starter home.	1.2000	0.03522	130	104	26	0
2714	The stairs could use a little work but otherwise, it's in great shape, it has a new roof and the views are to die for!	1.2000	0.04522	120	101	14	5
2715	You will save a ton on flood insurance"	1.2000	0.04134	115	94	19	2
2716	The owner will take back a note that says he can’t come to school.	1.2000	0.03945	115	93	21	1
2717	Just think how much you'll save on flood insurance.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2718	And the squirrels are all super nice.	1.2000	0.03988	145	121	19	5
2719	Complete with a panoramic view of the neighborhood and unlimited cloud storage!	1.2000	0.04637	95	78	15	2
2720	In addition to the canopy-level bird viewing it comes with a dedicated space at the Parking Station!	1.2000	0.03998	130	107	20	3
2721	It's a step up from the other house we looked at.	1.2000	0.04045	135	112	19	4
2722	The owner is willing to finance in return for bubble gum.	1.2000	0.04487	115	96	15	4
2723	In a seller's market, this is all that fits in your price range, I'm afraid.	1.2000	0.04286	130	109	16	5
2724	This is your basic fixer-upper, but it has HUGE potential.	1.2000	0.04244	110	90	18	2
2725	Now that's real floating wood floor	1.2000	0.04314	115	95	17	3
2726	Exasperated, Maxine showed the Schmidt's a property they could actually afford.	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
2727	It was an elf cookie factory before they converted it to the loft.	1.2000	0.04031	120	98	20	2
2728	Listen to your inner child Marge	1.2000	0.04144	130	108	18	4
2729	It's got state-of-the-art security. You need to know the secret password to get up there.	1.2000	0.04544	125	106	13	6
2730	I said “freehold” she must have understood “tree hold”	1.2000	0.04364	120	100	16	4
2731	This is a rare find. The HOA only recently lifted their 'No Boys Allowed' rule.	1.2000	0.04872	95	79	13	3
2732	It already has ten cash offers.	1.1986	0.03587	146	119	25	2
2733	You said you wanted to move up!	1.1986	0.03587	146	119	25	2
2734	You need the secret password to go up.	1.1986	0.03962	146	122	19	5
2735	You’ll just love the HOA co-presidents, Robin and Jay.	1.1986	0.03927	141	117	20	4
2736	The HOA is known to be very open minded.	1.1985	0.03880	136	112	21	3
2737	It offers a great birds-eye view plus it has no basement that can flood	1.1985	0.04115	131	109	18	4
2738	It's a 1 bed for sure and 1 bath if you get creative	1.1984	0.03907	126	103	21	2
2739	And this added in-law suite will drive home the message: “We want you close enough to be available for babysitting, but far enough away that we can’t hear you snore!”	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
2740	The kids are going to be alright.	1.1984	0.04367	126	106	15	5
2741	The Berenstain Bears just moved out yesterday and the bids are already pouring in!	1.1984	0.04219	126	105	17	4
2742	It's a cozy studio with an eagle-eye view of the neighborhood.	1.1984	0.03907	126	103	21	2
2743	The bird's nest does add to the property taxes, but it makes a great rental unit or she-shed	1.1984	0.04066	126	104	19	3
2744	Buy it now, the price is climbing.	1.1983	0.04487	121	102	14	5
2745	This looked bigger on StreetEasy...	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
2746	All appliances are included.	1.1983	0.04001	121	99	20	2
2747	My offer is good until the first of Septimmmmberrrrrr!	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
2748	We’d have to move quickly, because Blackrock is ready to make an all-cash offer.	1.1983	0.04169	121	100	18	3
2749	Is it carpeted?	1.1983	0.04638	121	103	12	6
2750	It just needs a fresh coat of paint.	1.1983	0.04001	121	99	20	2
2751	The kids are willing to finance the sale.	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2752	Well… you did ask for something in your budget, so...	1.1983	0.04280	116	96	17	3
2753	Well, you said you guys were YIMBYs, so I ran with it.	1.1983	0.03914	116	94	21	1
2754	What better way to put down roots?	1.1982	0.04927	111	95	10	6
2755	Unfortunately, the previous owner has exercised a "no girls allowed" clause."	1.1982	0.04011	111	90	20	1
2756	The view is unbelievable !	1.1982	0.04210	111	91	18	2
2757	It has everything. Two rooms, three TVs, kitchen. All of it painted in the walls.	1.1982	0.04582	111	93	14	4
2758	The last occupant out grew it.	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
2759	This neighborhood is so quiet all you'll hear is birdsong.	1.1981	0.04724	106	89	13	4
2760	I think we may be at the root of the problem	1.1981	0.04327	106	87	17	2
2761	...the tree and lot. The house is extra.	1.1981	0.04530	106	88	15	3
2762	I see that there's already been over-list-price offers made by two squirrel families.	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2763	it goes like this: our house... In the middle of the street, our house	1.1980	0.04454	101	83	16	2
2764	The current owner is moving to the metaverse.	1.1978	0.04480	91	74	16	1
2765	If you make an all-cash offer, 25% over asking price and waive inspection you might just get it.	1.1974	0.03739	152	126	22	4
2766	It’s the only house in your price range, and you did say you want to put down roots.	1.1973	0.03818	147	122	21	4
2767	On the upside, it's not in a flood zone.	1.1972	0.03771	142	117	22	3
2768	You're in luck, the front door and windows are expected in a week.	1.1972	0.03771	142	117	22	3
2769	Well, flood insurance is not required!	1.1971	0.03991	137	114	19	4
2770	but it has an additional 1,200 sq ft below grade	1.1970	0.04226	132	111	16	5
2771	This one is going to go quick, so I’d recommend a cash offer.	1.1970	0.03793	132	108	22	2
2772	Yes, it's a walk-up, but it's worth it for the view!	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
2773	This breezy penthouse takes up the entire top floor	1.1969	0.04336	127	107	15	5
2774	Now, if only money grew on tress.	1.1969	0.04037	127	105	19	3
2775	At least you won’t need Flood Insurance.	1.1969	0.03879	127	104	21	2
2776	King Friday was forced to foreclose on Mr. Owl and Ms. Pussycat, but now it can be yours.	1.1969	0.04477	127	108	13	6
2777	Studio with great views and wonderful airflow! Only 5k per month!	1.1969	0.04189	127	106	17	4
2778	Our featured property for affordable housing offers unique protection against rising sea-levels and sports a 360-degree view in the winter.	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
2779	It's very cheep.	1.1967	0.04299	122	102	16	4
2780	Yes I know what pied a terre means. Don’t be so literal.	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
2781	Any squatters to evict?	1.1967	0.03971	122	100	20	2
2782	It's affordable and cozy, with a nice view, and you won't need flood insurance.	1.1967	0.04138	122	101	18	3
2783	It’s the only one in the neighborhood we can afford	1.1967	0.04454	122	103	14	5
2784	Talk about downsizing	1.1967	0.03797	122	99	22	1
2785	What's it gonna be folks, I already have two cash offers!	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2786	I was hoping for a two story	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2787	Gives a new meaning to the term “fixer upper “ doesn’t it?	1.1966	0.04070	117	96	19	2
2788	...and it's value keeps going up!	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2789	And the squirrel problem has definitely been solved.	1.1966	0.04247	117	97	17	3
2790	In your price range, it's a complete starter home!	1.1966	0.03884	117	95	21	1
2791	Plumbing is a bit of a challenge but the view is fabulous.	1.1966	0.03884	117	95	21	1
2792	You always said you wanted a tree bedroom house.	1.1966	0.04417	117	98	15	4
2793	This is literally a step up from your current home.	1.1964	0.04364	112	93	16	3
2794	I heard the neighbors are nuts.	1.1964	0.03771	112	90	22	0
2795	Think of how much you will save; no flood insurance needed	1.1964	0.04545	112	94	14	4
2796	This requires a degree of upward mobility. Then you can look down on others.	1.1964	0.04718	112	95	12	5
2797	The owners are really going out on a limb with this one.	1.1964	0.04886	112	96	10	6
2798	This house has done nothing but go up.	1.1964	0.03979	112	91	20	1
2799	The HOA is run by squirrels and they will absolutely fuck your shit up.	1.1963	0.03975	163	139	16	8
2800	I'm counting on Gen Z as potential buyers.	1.1963	0.04290	107	88	17	2
2801	This real estate market really is for the birds.	1.1963	0.04080	107	87	19	1
2802	It’s a real fixer ‘upper’	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2803	Un, Noah, an ark is a boat.	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2804	Granted it's a fixer upper, but the ocean view is spectacular.	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
2805	It’s currently tenanted but you can assume occupancy when the squirrels move out in July.	1.1963	0.04683	107	90	13	4
2806	Now I know it’s a little over your budget…	1.1963	0.04491	107	89	15	3
2807	I don’t tell this to all my clients, but there are rumors this may be the original magic tree house…	1.1963	0.04080	107	87	19	1
2808	Are some of the squirrels we see actual squatters?	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2809	Yeah.........I know........but did you see the car he drives?	1.1961	0.05221	102	88	8	6
2810	It comes with tax credits for going green.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2811	Just think of it as your own private stairway to heaven!	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2812	If you sign today, we’ll throw in a free tetanus booster.	1.1961	0.04189	102	83	18	1
2813	Is that the penthouse that's for sale.	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2814	Highly motivated seller, he's relocating to Billy's backyard.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2815	You will have a birds eye view of the neighborhood.	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2816	In the spring you can watch the squirrels mate	1.1961	0.04835	102	86	12	4
2817	Of course the facilities are on the first floor.	1.1961	0.04415	102	84	16	2
2818	Tree’s great, but really what you’re getting here is that easement straight to the EARTH’S MANTLE	1.1961	0.04629	102	85	14	3
2819	I heard it's new approved housing in California!	1.1959	0.04550	97	80	15	2
2820	This exceptional property boasts an open floor plan and natural hardwood floors.	1.1959	0.05000	97	82	11	4
2821	Welcome to Squirrel Heights, an affordable community.	1.1959	0.04780	97	81	13	3
2822	The neighbors already pick up after their dog, so I’m sure they wouldn’t mind.	1.1958	0.03877	143	119	20	4
2823	It's only a one bedroom but the view is fantastic	1.1958	0.04002	143	120	18	5
2824	$144.000 as is.	1.1958	0.03614	143	117	24	2
2825	The interest rate is really good.	1.1958	0.03614	143	117	24	2
2826	I know we grew up here darling, but it’s time to let it go.	1.1957	0.04698	92	76	14	2
2827	It's an interesting mix of tiny house and high-rise. And it's in your price range.	1.1957	0.04096	138	116	17	5
2828	Does it come with the Sears catalog?	1.1955	0.04330	133	113	14	6
2829	This is how they’re making all of the prefabs now, elevated, so you’ll never have to worry about rising sea levels and global warming.	1.1954	0.04861	87	72	13	2
2830	Yeah, they're called ADUs, auxiliary dwelling units. The Airbnb income from this should cover the mortgage on your main house. Deal!	1.1953	0.04159	128	107	17	4
2831	I understood you were looking for an affordable quaint, getaway property.	1.1953	0.04159	128	107	17	4
2832	I told you it was my childhood home… back to my roots	1.1953	0.04445	128	109	13	6
2833	The architect? I guess it was Rilee, age five. Colonialish.	1.1951	0.04107	123	102	18	3
2834	Yes, it's a fix-me-upper. But you've seen enough houses to recognize that the mature landscaping justifies the one point two asking price.	1.1951	0.04267	123	103	16	4
2835	It’s a great starter home with a fabulous view, although the neighbors are a bit squirrelly.	1.1951	0.04107	123	102	18	3
2836	This is the only 'open format' house that you can afford on your budget.	1.1950	0.03622	159	132	23	4
2837	Well, no, you're not responsible for the lawn.	1.1949	0.04702	118	101	11	6
2838	Cash and carry.	1.1949	0.04039	118	97	19	2
2839	Pet friendly, cozy loft, privacy and great views	1.1949	0.03855	118	96	21	1
2840	We've encouraged the kids to get on that property ladder as soon as possible	1.1949	0.04545	118	100	13	5
2841	And if you ever want to move, all you need is a shovel!	1.1949	0.04214	118	98	17	3
2842	We've got this cozy microloft available.	1.1949	0.04383	118	99	15	4
2843	But Mother could never get up there!	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
2844	And it would be perfect for a hunger strike, or if your husband ever needs to spend time in the 'doghouse'.	1.1947	0.04508	113	95	14	4
2845	We are targeting new college graduates.	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2846	It would be an ideal nest for a pair of bird lovers!	1.1947	0.04680	113	96	12	5
2847	When the bough breaks, interest rates will fall.	1.1947	0.04142	113	93	18	2
2848	But you have to pay tree rent and ground rent	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2849	The sellers/builders are willing to sell at a lower price in exchange for afterschool childcare & snacks for their 3 children over the next 10 years	1.1947	0.04329	113	94	16	3
2850	The abundant natural light and air flow is the reason this listing is a little out of budget.	1.1944	0.04254	108	89	17	2
2851	Cozy... but airy!	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2852	Lastly, the sellers just need to know if you have ooties-cay.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2853	And Harry and Megan are just a tiara's toss away.	1.1944	0.04453	108	90	15	3
2854	This one is a few steps above where you live now.	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
2855	A magnificent view, no utility bills, and you won't find a better home for bird watching!	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
2856	There’s a discount for juniors.	1.1944	0.03453	144	117	26	1
2857	Act quickly before the zoning commission finds out.	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
2858	This option is perfect for putting down roots.	1.1944	0.04826	108	92	11	5
2859	It has great views of the city and the bathroom is conveniently located through your neighbor’s master bedroom.	1.1944	0.04046	108	88	19	1
2860	And THIS lovely property has a lot of whimsy -the landlords prefer to be called “mom and dad”	1.1944	0.03724	144	119	22	3
2861	You would not believe the views!	1.1942	0.03939	139	116	19	4
2862	Sure, it's expensive but the penthouse always costs a little more.	1.1942	0.04317	139	119	13	7
2863	It's perfect for empty nesters.	1.1942	0.04153	103	84	18	1
2864	Yes, the squirrels are included, and they have not cracked the nut safe yet.	1.1942	0.04376	103	85	16	2
2865	They're calling it an "accessory playing unit."	1.1940	0.04168	134	113	16	5
2866	And best of all, It’s only slightly outside your budget.	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
2867	It's only a little out of your price range but you save that money with the low utilities bills.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
2868	But we're not in L.A.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2869	Yes, but the view is to die for.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2870	We just ask that you don't put in a pool.	1.1939	0.04735	98	82	13	3
2871	The previous owner was a genius, he built this the summer he retired from Cowboying but before he became an Astronaut.	1.1939	0.05361	98	85	7	6
2872	It's only a million BECAUSE it doesn't have a bathroom!	1.1939	0.04268	98	80	17	1
2873	High standard.	1.1939	0.04508	98	81	15	2
2874	It is the ONLY way to live above it all.	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
2875	It’s listed as the perfect fixer-upper for empty nesters.	1.1938	0.04129	129	108	17	4
2876	What it lacks in footage, it makes up with boundless adventures.	1.1938	0.04548	129	111	11	7
2877	It was my son's home, but he's in the Air Force now.	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
2878	In this real estate market it might cover the kid's college tuition.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
2879	l blame the entrepreneurship class in our local elementary school	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
2880	And if you enjoy nature, this one will give you an excellent view of the changing seasons.	1.1935	0.04077	124	103	18	3
2881	It's already got two offers.	1.1935	0.04235	124	104	16	4
2882	At 8% interest, your son should have this paid off by the time they have their first child.	1.1935	0.04652	93	77	14	2
2883	Unfortunately, the property has a 'no girls' codicil attached to it.	1.1935	0.04394	93	76	16	1
2884	Well, the ad did say quaint and rustic	1.1935	0.03742	124	101	22	1
2885	At least the motrgage won't be under water.	1.1935	0.04235	124	104	16	4
2886	Perfect granny flat.	1.1935	0.03913	124	102	20	2
2887	Yeah so the current tenant is a single mother who has suffered hardship but we are able to evict and / or kill her because she is also a possum.	1.1935	0.04534	124	106	12	6
2888	It may be small, but it has roots that go for miles.	1.1933	0.03748	150	125	21	4
2889	When part of the house gets damaged, it can replace it, itself.	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
2890	Have you heard the term “starter home”?	1.1933	0.04008	119	98	19	2
2891	And this is the Doug house. Built last year by the Mrs.	1.1933	0.04182	119	99	17	3
2892	Yes. The tree is included at no extra cost... if you're willing to waive the inspection.	1.1931	0.03569	145	119	24	2
2893	Detached, with views, and close to nature: tick tick tick!	1.1931	0.03951	145	122	18	5
2894	We sell the kits. You supply your own tree.	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
2895	For the price, it’s a great open-air concept.	1.1930	0.04109	114	94	18	2
2896	Sure, it could use a bit of fixing up but you'll be in a great school district.	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
2897	Yes, this is really the only one that’s within your budget.	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
2898	I'm afraid it's out of your budget.	1.1930	0.04642	114	97	12	5
2899	Sure, it's small, but the open floor plan really makes it work.	1.1930	0.04294	114	95	16	3
2900	Frank Lloyd Wright had a series of these 'Yewsonians' squirreled away in a folio entitled 'Branching Out'	1.1930	0.04471	114	96	14	4
2901	With the limited availability of imaginative third spaces, we think this is prime real estate.	1.1930	0.03712	114	92	22	0
2902	That'll be $350k and your firstborn child. And remember, you waved the inspection.	1.1930	0.04806	114	98	10	6
2903	I'm selling a treehouse.	1.1929	0.03779	140	116	21	3
2904	The previous owner had a problem with the 'rents.	1.1929	0.04042	140	118	17	5
2905	You’ll love the neighbors, little nutty… they’re squirrels.	1.1929	0.04167	140	119	15	6
2906	Location, location, location!	1.1927	0.04785	109	93	11	5
2907	And the best is, you don’t need flood insurance!	1.1927	0.04219	109	90	17	2
2908	Our previous tenants left due to graduation from college.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2909	We’re more interested in cocooning than nesting.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2910	It comes with air rights!	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2911	…and, we’ll throw in a porta-potty!	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
2912	For oceanview properties, it's actually quite affordable.	1.1927	0.04416	109	91	15	3
2913	The previous owners just outgrew the space.	1.1927	0.04013	109	89	19	1
2914	It was occupied by a hermit, but he ran off with the pastor's wife.	1.1926	0.03863	135	112	20	3
2915	Let's make an offer. You said you wanted to move up in the neighborhood.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2916	But you said a fixer "upper"!	1.1923	0.03798	130	107	21	2
2917	I don’t mean to be squirrelly but this isn’t exactly what we’re looking for.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2918	It is a little high, but then you’re paying for the view.	1.1923	0.04548	104	87	14	3
2919	What it lacks in size it makes up for in views.	1.1923	0.04338	104	86	16	2
2920	And I think you would enjoy the view over the neighbour's backyard from this treehouse.	1.1923	0.04243	130	110	15	5
2921	Might cost an arm and a leg, but you get more limbs.	1.1923	0.04100	130	109	17	4
2922	And you can't beat the view of the clouds.	1.1923	0.04100	130	109	17	4
2923	Home isurance includes flooding, but not squirrels...	1.1921	0.03605	151	125	23	3
2924	This property will grow with you. #	1.1921	0.04172	151	130	13	8
2925	With my budget this is the only dream house I can afford.	1.1921	0.03725	151	126	21	4
2926	We decided to.list this as a pied d terre.	1.1920	0.04047	125	104	18	3
2927	It's a wooded, rustic four-stories. An imaginative, child-like couple's delight!"	1.1920	0.04641	125	108	10	7
2928	In an effort to expand housing opportunities, a new class of homes has been created called an ADU: Aerie Dwelling Unit.	1.1920	0.03885	125	103	20	2
2929	This upscale dollhouse sits above the tree line and the birdfeeder is negotiable.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2930	Try and get insurance coverage	1.1919	0.04229	99	81	17	1
2931	It's still on the high side of your price range, but it's an investment that will continue to grow.	1.1919	0.04691	99	83	13	3
2932	Well, in this neighborhood it is considered a high rise apartment!	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2933	I finally found something in your price range.	1.1919	0.04466	99	82	15	2
2934	I don’t think this qualifies as one of those tiny homes Al.	1.1919	0.04906	99	84	11	4
2935	It’s rare these days to find a house with a view for under a million.	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
2936	Only five minutes from LaGuardia!	1.1917	0.03608	120	97	23	0
2937	The owner is anxious to sell. He's trying to finance cub scout camp..	1.1917	0.04315	120	101	15	4
2938	The previous tenants were kind enough to tidy up before bedtime.	1.1917	0.04150	120	100	17	3
2939	You can always refinance once interest rates come down.	1.1917	0.03977	120	99	19	2
2940	This is in your price range and the view is excellent!	1.1915	0.04140	141	120	15	6
2941	New urban regeneration project. In 5 years, they’ll look all like this”	1.1915	0.05079	94	80	10	4
2942	You said that you wanted a starter home with a view.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
2943	The Robinson family, very nice, came here from Switzerland.	1.1913	0.04260	115	96	16	3
2944	Is the basement finished?	1.1913	0.04435	115	97	14	4
2945	Sorry, the previous owners took the cookies with them.	1.1912	0.03837	136	113	20	3
2946	The previous owners were poor Hobbits…	1.1912	0.03542	136	111	24	1
2947	It's a bit of a fixer upper. Emphasis on the upper.	1.1912	0.04241	136	116	14	6
2948	Bed bugs? Heavens, no! Well, not per se…	1.1910	0.04761	89	74	13	2
2949	So it's in the flood zone. You have nothing to worry about.	1.1909	0.03980	110	90	19	1
2950	You could always add a basement!	1.1909	0.04184	110	91	17	2
2951	It's air conditioned in the Winter, and heated during the Summer.	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2952	I am required to tell you, the last owner passed away on the premises.	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2953	I got a mortgage at the local branch	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2954	It gets great ratings on Airbnb	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2955	It’s a rent-controlled walk-up!	1.1909	0.04379	110	92	15	3
2956	You could always add a Primary Dwelling Unit	1.1908	0.04213	131	111	15	5
2957	Another feature of the property is this extra space for an office or guest bedroom.	1.1908	0.03415	173	144	25	4
2958	Does the tree convey?	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2959	Zero carbon footprint. Built entirely from timber recycled from the very tree that supports it -- plus providing shade that obviates any need for air conditioning.	1.1905	0.04508	105	88	14	3
2960	It's an alternative dwelling unit, it's a fixer-upper, but it's got great roots!	1.1905	0.04018	126	105	18	3
2961	And this is Unit B.	1.1905	0.03689	126	103	22	1
2962	If you downsize, perhaps to just a moustache, you'll find the place much roomier.	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
2963	We already have one offer for 50K over asking.	1.1905	0.04897	105	90	10	5
2964	The tree wasn't there when it was originally built.	1.1905	0.03857	126	104	20	2
2965	I know a bank in town that should grant you the $95K loan that you'll need.	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2966	It has a wonderful view and is above the fray.	1.1905	0.04018	126	105	18	3
2967	You have always wanted hardwood floors, honey.	1.1905	0.03857	126	104	20	2
2968	Well yeah, the view will be great, but how are we going to get the billiard table up those stairs?	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
2969	Kinda sorta gives #rustic penthouse apartment" a whole new meaning, doncha think?	1.1905	0.04300	105	87	16	2
2970	They said they’re clearing this land in a year for a shopping mall, so it’s a steal right now	1.1905	0.04707	105	89	12	4
2971	Oh yes. It's a fully permitted ADU.	1.1901	0.03862	142	119	19	4
2972	It has good limbs.	1.1901	0.03731	142	118	21	3
2973	It was only occupied by a boy in green tights who wouldn't grow up." "Move in condition with a great view, and you'll never have to worry about a flooded basement." " This baby's gonna move fast." " Great breezes in the summer." "Perfect mother-in-law suite, don't you think?"	1.1901	0.03989	142	120	17	5
2974	House with great views. Tree included.	1.1901	0.03862	142	119	19	4
2975	Even if your mortgage goes underwater, you won’t be.	1.1901	0.03769	121	99	21	1
2976	Just the place for the couple who wants to see it all.	1.1901	0.03582	121	98	23	0
2977	Like the ad said, "Move up, elevate your world. Take 3 steps into your future. Unique architecture and vintage craftsmanship. Green construction. Easy access. Open floor plan. Unrestricted view. Forest surroundings. Low maintenance."	1.1901	0.04282	121	102	15	4
2978	A second floor climb-up. The perfect starter home.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2979	The HOA has one restriction – no girls allowed.”	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2980	It would be a great investment as an airbnb in this area!	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2981	Yes, it needs a few amenities, but this neighborhood is (chief's kiss) >< absolutely primo! And the tree is guaranteed for one hundred years!	1.1901	0.03769	121	99	21	1
2982	It’s an eco-friendly tiny house	1.1901	0.04282	121	102	15	4
2983	All that talk of global warming and sea levels rising really got us thinking.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2984	The neighbor is nuts	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2985	Its bark is worse than its height.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2986	just so you know, the seller is not accepting an inspection contingency	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2987	Sorry, can't show ya this one. It's for the birds.	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2988	Perfect for remote working!	1.1901	0.04118	121	101	17	3
2989	Back to basics, it’s the newest trend.	1.1901	0.03948	121	100	19	2
2990	Home equity just keeps growing.	1.1898	0.03518	137	112	24	1
2991	This is California, it's all you can afford.	1.1898	0.04083	137	116	16	5
2992	Going up--guaranteed.	1.1898	0.03950	137	115	18	4
2993	I think you mother would love it!	1.1897	0.04226	116	97	16	3
2994	Will you take it even for free?	1.1897	0.04567	116	99	12	5
2995	You'll be sitting pretty when the oceans rise	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
2996	The mortgage is affordable, my last landlord was nuts!" 🐿	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
2997	How’s the view	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
2998	Tree’s Company?	1.1897	0.04045	116	96	18	2
2999	The peeping Toms have been raving about this house!	1.1897	0.04400	116	98	14	4
3000	The previous owner had deep roots in the community.	1.1895	0.03796	153	129	19	5
3001	And it has an open floor plan.	1.1895	0.04310	95	78	16	1
3002	Is there an easement over and across the front yard?	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3003	And we'll throw in the tree for free if you buy today.	1.1895	0.04802	95	80	12	3
3004	It has great views.	1.1894	0.03897	132	110	19	3
3005	At this price it's not going to last.	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
3006	It's really nice but who's got that kind of money!	1.1894	0.04184	132	112	15	5
3007	There it is- “cozy, with partial mountain view”.	1.1894	0.04184	132	112	15	5
3008	This might be a little out of the price range we discussed, but the sellers are motivated	1.1894	0.04043	132	111	17	4
3009	Yes, it is a s***hole, but two buyers have already made cash offers so take it or leave it.	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
3010	It's listed and zoned as a LOFT.	1.1892	0.04150	111	92	17	2
3011	A great White House for trumpy ! His value is 4 billion.	1.1892	0.04876	111	96	9	6
3012	It's most certainly a step up.	1.1892	0.04343	111	93	15	3
3013	This is the only listing on the Upper East Side that fits within your budget. If your budget and expectations were a little more down to earth, the houses would be too.	1.1892	0.03734	111	90	21	0
3014	The condo fees include pruning and root maintenance but do not insure against bark beetles or bee swarms.	1.1892	0.04527	111	94	13	4
3015	It's a fixer upper but the location is very green	1.1892	0.04705	111	95	11	5
3016	And always remember; it's LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.	1.1892	0.03948	111	91	19	1
3017	Shut up and sign, peasants.	1.1892	0.04876	111	96	9	6
3018	You will be pleased to hear the "no girls" rule no longer applies."	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
3019	You can tell your friends that it’s your branch house.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
3020	Of course you could add a garage.	1.1890	0.03989	127	106	18	3
3021	You did say penthouse…	1.1890	0.04291	127	108	14	5
3022	It's our latest technology against raising sea levels.	1.1890	0.04143	127	107	16	4
3023	I think we’ve taken this Accessory Dwelling Unit thing a bit too far, don’t you?	1.1889	0.04713	90	75	13	2
3024	I hear it goes for a song.	1.1888	0.03964	143	121	17	5
3025	I still get six percent, but I'll take it in bubble gum and comics.	1.1888	0.03707	143	119	21	3
3026	It’s a perfect size for my futon	1.1888	0.03431	143	117	25	1
3027	Tiny Houses are the coming trend. This is a perfect size.	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
3028	The former owner was a Silicon Valley entrepreneur	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
3029	You will love the view from the top”	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
3030	Now, it's zoned for boys too.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
3031	You'll get top dollar for your treehouse. The micro home trend is going viral on TikTok.	1.1887	0.04665	106	90	12	4
3032	How much would it cost to add an elevator?	1.1887	0.04263	106	88	16	2
3033	You'll love the open floor plan.	1.1887	0.04047	106	87	18	1
3034	Welcome to California	1.1887	0.03818	106	86	20	0
3035	Guaranteed to bring back your childhood.	1.1885	0.03556	122	99	23	0
3036	This would be perfect for when your mother comes to visit.	1.1885	0.04407	122	104	13	5
3037	This lovely house comes with a recently renovated “No Girlz Allowed” sign.	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
3038	Well, what’s your definition of a neighborhood?	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
3039	It came from the estate of Jane and Johnny Weissmuller.	1.1885	0.04250	122	103	15	4
3040	If only it weren’t for the squeaky floor boards.	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
3041	The rooms are deceptively large.	1.1885	0.04407	122	104	13	5
3042	This is the only penthouse apartment in your price range.	1.1885	0.04088	122	102	17	3
3043	This is the one you’ve been waiting for.	1.1885	0.03918	122	101	19	2
3044	Your equity will grow rings around the neighbors'.	1.1884	0.04056	138	117	16	5
3045	There’s no plumbing but you’ll figure that out.	1.1884	0.03786	138	115	20	3
3046	Timmy the owner wants a cell phone and a puppy for it, but I think he'd settle for a bike.	1.1884	0.03786	138	115	20	3
3047	The rent is subsidized and the bathroom in the garage is open to you 24-7.	1.1882	0.04582	85	70	14	1
3048	It's a bit of a reach for you, but the location is incomparable.	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
3049	The HOA does allow sublets to squirrels.	1.1881	0.04386	101	84	15	2
3050	I realize this is a little over your price range . You may have to go out on a limb!	1.1881	0.04154	101	83	17	1
3051	This is the last of what's left. Take it or leave it. #climatechange	1.1881	0.04816	101	86	11	4
3052	You can put the air back in Air B&B.	1.1881	0.03908	101	82	19	0
3053	Just think, in San Francisco Bay Area, where can you find a house under $2 million?	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
3054	And it's above the flood plain!	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
3055	What do you think? The kids would love it!	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
3056	It is a timeshare…you have it from 9 pm to 3 pm, the neighborhood kids have it from 3 pm to 9 pm.	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
3057	The open house is completely booked	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
3058	I heard Mark Zuckerberg thought up Facebook in there	1.1880	0.03826	117	96	20	1
3059	This is a rare find.	1.1880	0.04531	117	100	12	5
3060	With right of passage?	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
3061	The high price is because of the balcony view	1.1880	0.04014	117	97	18	2
3062	… and there’s a lot of natural light	1.1880	0.04365	117	99	14	4
3063	A literal bird’s eye view with authentic reclaimed plank wood flooring.	1.1879	0.03610	149	124	22	3
3064	I’ll give you $50,000 for it	1.1875	0.03463	128	104	24	0
3065	If you buy the house, we'll put in the bottom step free of charge.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
3066	Of course, my commission is now negotiable.	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
3067	Put in the offer and you'll be living the high life	1.1875	0.04519	96	80	14	2
3068	But what will we do if the bough breaks?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
3069	You must be my son's new property managers.	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
3070	What'd you expect for only a hundred thousand dollars?	1.1875	0.03961	128	107	18	3
3071	The HOA fees include the arborist.	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
3072	If the bathroom's got two sinks, I say take it.	1.1875	0.04402	128	110	12	6
3073	Yes, you could AirBnB it to help pay for your dream weekend get-away.	1.1875	0.04116	112	93	17	2
3074	While you won’t be necessarily BETTER than the Joneses, you’ll have the satisfaction of being HIGHER than the Joneses!	1.1875	0.04260	128	109	14	5
3075	For a cozy one bedroom with views like this you'd pay 1.5 million in the city.	1.1875	0.04666	112	96	11	5
3076	Its a starter home for social climbers.	1.1875	0.04270	96	79	16	1
3077	It's a 7x24 open house	1.1875	0.04490	112	95	13	4
3078	Million Dollar View	1.1875	0.04060	144	123	15	6
3079	And this is my only listing that isn’t sky high…	1.1875	0.03802	128	106	20	2
3080	I’ll have to check if there’s ever been water in the basement.	1.1875	0.03802	128	106	20	2
3081	You will see spectacular views overlooking the neighbours yards	1.1875	0.03549	144	119	23	2
3082	is it open concept?	1.1875	0.04307	112	94	15	3
3083	Seasonal changes.	1.1871	0.03897	139	117	18	4
3084	No false advertising for this open house, huh?	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
3085	It's a distressed wood sale.	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
3086	Starter homes are usually less expensive but you have to consider the neighborhood.	1.1870	0.03889	123	102	19	2
3087	The best choice for being close to nature.	1.1870	0.04057	123	103	17	3
3088	Boris, this is what happens when you manifest incorrectly	1.1870	0.04218	123	104	15	4
3089	It's in your price range, and your neighbors are fantastic singers.	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
3090	I know we said we wanted to downsize, but this is a little extreme	1.1870	0.04373	123	105	13	5
3091	This one comes fully firnished	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
3092	You'll never have to worry about an elephant in the room.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
3093	And with built-in can-on-string access, you can easily communicate with Trevor next door.	1.1869	0.04013	107	88	18	1
3094	No, it isn’t rent stabilized.	1.1869	0.04430	107	90	14	3
3095	It’s 100% authentic wood. The original leaves, too.	1.1868	0.04665	91	76	13	2
3096	Expensive, yes, but consider the view.	1.1867	0.03588	150	125	22	3
3097	I would make an offer soon. There's a couple of squirrels that have been eyeing this property.	1.1866	0.03844	134	112	19	3
3098	It's really a step up from your old place.	1.1866	0.03987	134	113	17	4
3099	You can even separate the spare branch for an Airbnb!	1.1866	0.03844	134	112	19	3
3100	It has high ceilings.	1.1866	0.04126	134	114	15	5
3101	Act fast, Billy from next door is offering his all his Lunchables for a year - the pizza ones, too.	1.1864	0.04331	118	100	14	4
3102	But it has great bones!	1.1864	0.03796	118	97	20	1
3103	I'm sorry, there's no hazard coverage for installing a rope swing.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
3104	Just like the ad says, “Relive your childhood in this cozy rustic nest just steps from your fenced yard.”	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
3105	Yes, a birdhouse will qualify as an ADU !	1.1864	0.03983	118	98	18	2
3106	Sure the plumbing needs some work but the view of the fall foliage is amazing	1.1864	0.04331	118	100	14	4
3107	Larry likes the privacy of the fence.	1.1864	0.03796	118	97	20	1
3108	It originally belonged to Jane Goodall .	1.1864	0.04495	118	101	12	5
3109	I hope you’re not planning to move it.	1.1864	0.04161	118	99	16	3
3110	For a second floor studio walk up you'll struggle to find somewhere better for the price	1.1863	0.03861	161	138	16	7
3111	You advertised 'Upper,' not 'Fixer-Upper.'	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3112	We thought foreclosure would teach the kids not to be so fresh.	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3113	The views are amazing, but windy days are a little nerve racking	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3114	It's cozy and a great fixer-upper, it has a terrific view, and the birds will wake you up each morning.	1.1863	0.04346	102	85	15	2
3115	It has squirrel appeal and tidying up is a breeze!	1.1863	0.04564	102	86	13	3
3116	We are "movin on up to our deluxe apartment in the sky."	1.1863	0.04772	102	87	11	4
3117	...perfect for empty-nesters looking to branch out.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
3118	Folks that's is an original one hundred year old walnut tree. They just don't make them like that any more!	1.1860	0.03775	129	107	20	2
3119	Well it's only a three-step walk-up.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
3120	It’s a step up from my old neighborhood.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
3121	A feature to make it affordable would grant the prior owners access during school vacations.	1.1860	0.04229	129	110	14	5
3122	…Of course you’d have to be approved by the HOA first.	1.1860	0.04084	129	109	16	4
3123	We know it’s a stretch, but there’s a bank in Southern California that will loan money to anyone!	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
3124	The cigarettes, the lighter and the Playboy magazines do not convey.	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
3125	And the best news: No HOA fees!	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
3126	This is what I can offer you in your price range and credit rating.	1.1858	0.04627	113	97	11	5
3127	You will have to share the knothole with Boo Radley.	1.1858	0.04453	113	96	13	4
3128	It’s better than carbon neutral!	1.1858	0.04272	113	95	15	3
3129	And there is even a peek-a-boo view from the south branch of the property.	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
3130	At least we wouldn't have to worry about the basement flooding.	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
3131	Nothing says 'welcome' like a suburban hi-rise!	1.1858	0.04083	113	94	17	2
3132	It's climb in ready.	1.1858	0.03885	113	93	19	1
3133	Well, it was advertised as a fixer-upper.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
3134	Rustic palatial: the house is rustic, the price is palatial.	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
3135	Well, they did say the housing market was going up."	1.1856	0.04230	97	80	16	1
3136	And the best for last… Flood insurance isn’t necessary!	1.1856	0.04710	97	82	12	3
3137	And for only an additional $100 a month you get bathroom privileges at the main house!	1.1855	0.03687	124	102	21	1
3138	Apparently, Granny didn’t adjust to it.	1.1855	0.03861	124	103	19	2
3139	Comes with two adorable children and a goldfish, bowl included.	1.1855	0.04187	124	105	15	4
3140	It never floods.	1.1852	0.04393	108	91	14	3
3141	You said you wanted to keep it under $600,000.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3142	Outstanding view, open floor pan, and very eco friendly.	1.1852	0.04230	135	116	13	6
3143	Yeah, you can just climb out on a branch, and shit over your neighbor's fence. It's legal too, and there's nothing they can do about it. Tree law.	1.1852	0.04585	108	92	12	4
3144	It is the tree which is for sale; the house is extra.	1.1852	0.04191	108	90	16	2
3145	You have the right to build up.	1.1852	0.03979	108	89	18	1
3146	Now, if you'll kindly sign the Sleep Walker waiver...	1.1852	0.04097	135	115	15	5
3147	With this house, it's literally impossible to be underwater.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
3148	It's perfect for a growing family	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
3149	Fair warning, the sellers a bit of a nut nut.	1.1849	0.04297	119	101	14	4
3150	Look, John, it has everything we’ve been looking for: cozy, lots of light, a yard, a great view, and the mortgage would be only 30% of our combined income.	1.1849	0.04460	119	102	12	5
3151	She'll be home after her AP classes	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
3152	The last inhabitant became a Pulitzer Prize winning playwright.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
3153	My son decided to sell his childhood home to help pay off his student loan debt.	1.1849	0.04128	119	100	16	3
3154	This one has “park views” and it’s within your budget.	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
3155	Hands down the best view in the neighborhood.	1.1849	0.03574	119	97	22	0
3156	This listing is an open air studio, and remember don’t get bogged down with things like wall color.	1.1849	0.03952	119	99	18	2
3157	Yes, but close your eyes and just imagine the view.	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
3158	In California, it'd be listed as a starter home; here, it's an in-law suite.	1.1848	0.04870	92	78	11	3
3159	This style is very on trend right now and you have to admit, it's got curb appeal!	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
3160	I'd recommend an escalation clause.	1.1846	0.03749	130	108	20	2
3161	It’s a great way to climb up the housing ladder	1.1846	0.03905	130	109	18	3
3162	$1500 a month and no pets allowed.	1.1845	0.04729	103	88	11	4
3163	We're marketing it as a tiny penthouse. It's perfect for small families and has an amazing view.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
3164	What did you expect for a starter home in this economy?	1.1845	0.04308	103	86	15	2
3165	And it has a walk out basement	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
3166	This beautiful mid mod has great views and is only listed at 1.5million.	1.1845	0.04523	103	87	13	3
3167	Plus, you’ll be safe from sea-level rise!	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
3168	The south-facing door is good for light, chi absorption and family harmony.	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
3169	I'll let you in if you give me the password.	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
3170	Yes, 119 thousand for the house. You wouldn't own the tree it's sitting on.	1.1842	0.04417	114	97	13	4
3171	It's a bit of a fixer upper...	1.1842	0.03647	114	93	21	0
3172	It's a re-starter home	1.1842	0.03854	114	94	19	1
3173	And it checks both your boxes of open concept AND commute.	1.1842	0.03854	114	94	19	1
3174	I guess the big bad wolf hasn't gotten here yet	1.1842	0.04238	114	96	15	3
3175	« Our most avant-garde property! No appliances - for authenticity. »	1.1842	0.04050	114	95	17	2
3176	And also you have an excellent view of your neighbors’ house.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
3177	We have a glitch for the closing; the owner is ten years old.	1.1840	0.03997	125	105	17	3
3178	And finally, for those discreet trysts we have this ADU-L-TREE.	1.1840	0.04455	125	108	11	6
3179	It's a perfect home for your pre-teens to age in place.	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
3180	No playmates, no comic books, no toys, no flashlights...	1.1840	0.03833	125	104	19	2
3181	Remember, big brother can take it back anytime.	1.1840	0.04308	125	107	13	5
3182	Technically it is a "house" not an apartment...	1.1839	0.04178	87	71	16	0
3183	View property— handcrafted, eco-friendly, and best of all, no kitchen or bathroom to clean.	1.1838	0.03646	136	113	21	2
3184	I think you'll really like this next showing. It has a wonderful view.	1.1838	0.03646	136	113	21	2
3185	The tree doesn’t convey.	1.1838	0.03933	136	115	17	4
3186	Our pet alligator has died, and we plan on moving back into the house.	1.1837	0.03615	147	123	21	3
3187	The dog is really pissed off.	1.1837	0.04191	98	81	16	1
3188	You said we needed to open a branch office!	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
3189	It's our ecological contribution: three steps to bliss!	1.1837	0.04435	98	82	14	2
3190	Usually the "upper" in fixer-upper has a different meaning.	1.1837	0.04886	98	84	10	4
3191	11 million seems about right.	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
3192	Its been used as an Airbnb, but Bobby's ready to sell.	1.1835	0.04355	109	92	14	3
3193	Tommy's at Harvard Business, now.	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
3194	SFH, CAC, MB, ARV $400,000	1.1835	0.04156	109	91	16	2
3195	Er, it’s an investment that’s sure to grow over time…”	1.1835	0.04546	109	93	12	4
3196	This one is a little more pricey, but has excellent indoor-outdoor flow.	1.1835	0.03946	109	90	18	1
3197	Why are you selling it? You could rent it for $750 a month.	1.1833	0.03739	120	99	20	1
3198	Great for a daytime childcare business. Kids love treehouses to hang out in in and read comics all day. Just provide refreshments!	1.1833	0.03739	120	99	20	1
3199	Apparently this one is a waterfront property. The Jacobsons next door have a lovely birdbath.	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
3200	Why buy a cabin in the Catskills when this is right next door?	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
3201	I don’t know about this one. Maybe we shouldn’t go out on a limb.	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
3202	As you can see, the upkeep is built in.	1.1833	0.04097	120	101	16	3
3203	This is the original tiny home.	1.1833	0.03922	120	100	18	2
3204	I think that I shall never see a tree house that appeals to me.	1.1833	0.04425	120	103	12	5
3205	They have three offers already, all over asking.	1.1833	0.04264	120	102	14	4
3206	There's a little hole in the back of it that allows for safe disposal of waste products. Safe that is if no one is standing below.	1.1832	0.03723	131	109	20	2
3207	In today’s economy, this is affordable housing.	1.1832	0.03877	131	110	18	3
3208	Developers these days...	1.1832	0.03877	131	110	18	3
3209	And, at just $1.8 million, you'll have the distinct pleasure of always looking down on the Joneses.	1.1831	0.03821	142	120	18	4
3210	It's what you can afford in 5 years if you continue to save 20% of your income each year.	1.1831	0.03950	142	121	16	5
3211	You're going to love the basement.	1.1830	0.03644	153	129	20	4
3212	Utilities are PIY, and HOVs are a bit pricey, but Ive got an eleven year old connection who could give you a deal on a blow-up chair that would really set the place off. Gotta act fast though, I've got a second showing with a group of third graders who seem pretty serious	1.1828	0.04822	93	79	11	3
3213	Told you giving up avocado toast would pay off! Welcome to home ownership.	1.1828	0.05058	93	80	9	4
3214	I was going to put in an offer but, unfortunately, there's no girls allowed.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
3215	To be fair, the listing WAS for a penthouse.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
3216	What it lacks in street appeal it makes up for with its minimalist interior.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
3217	$7,000,000, as is.	1.1827	0.04483	104	88	13	3
3218	It's perfect for anyone who wants to avoid the floods we've been having.	1.1827	0.04270	104	87	15	2
3219	It features a stunning bird’s eye view	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
3220	The previous owner flew to Florida for the winter and decided to stay.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
3221	For the top floor of a penthouse, it’s a steal.	1.1827	0.04687	104	89	11	4
3222	It also comes with hot and cold running squirrels.	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
3223	At least you'd be on the ladder	1.1826	0.04018	115	96	17	2
3224	With mortgage rates the way they are, you'll want to nab this one fast!	1.1826	0.04381	115	98	13	4
3225	It's only a 1 bed 1 birdbath, but with a few ways to settle the down payment	1.1826	0.04204	115	97	15	3
3226	It's by far the worst house in the best neighborhood and has nowhere to go but up.	1.1825	0.03805	126	105	19	2
3227	The owners are empty nesters looking to downsize."	1.1825	0.03634	126	104	21	1
3228	Your dad will just love it!	1.1825	0.03968	126	106	17	3
3229	It's the last property in the Trump bankruptcy liquidation.	1.1825	0.04042	137	117	15	5
3230	Interest rates are climbing. Are you ready to make an offer?	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
3231	Their parents warned told them it was too much treehouse for such a modest yard.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
3232	It rises above the comps.	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
3233	Sorry, I can’t sell this house to the two of you — only boys allowed.	1.1818	0.04232	121	103	14	4
3234	The HOA is responsible for the tree, so it’s very low maintenance.	1.1818	0.03850	132	111	18	3
3235	I mean, it has limited parking, but maybe that means we have a shot at this one.	1.1818	0.03711	121	100	20	1
3236	And in just a few years it'll appreciate from 3rd story to 4th story penthouse.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
3237	They say it's up and coming.	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
3238	Designed and built by El Barto himself"	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
3239	With a little love you can make it a real tree home	1.1818	0.04391	121	104	12	5
3240	It’s very environmentally friendly! It’s entirely made out of reclaimed shipping pallets.	1.1818	0.05492	88	77	6	5
3241	If your dog can jump it's a perfect dog house	1.1818	0.04725	88	74	12	2
3242	It’s a sustainable design, with a net zero carbon footprint as long as you use photosynthesis for heating and cooling	1.1818	0.04152	99	82	16	1
3243	When I heard the housing market was for the birds...	1.1818	0.04121	110	92	16	2
3244	It’s a tree day esgrow	1.1818	0.03892	121	101	18	2
3245	Disregard the NIMBY naysayers. This tree is zoned for the neighborhood.	1.1818	0.04319	110	93	14	3
3246	As you can see, this is the perfect starting studio for two with privileged panoramic sights of your parents house and the neighbourhood.	1.1818	0.04066	121	102	16	3
3247	Here is a property with treemendous views	1.1811	0.03608	127	105	21	1
3248	You’ll enjoy million dollar views	1.1811	0.03778	127	106	19	2
3249	Well we’re movin on up, To the east side, To a deluxe apartment, In the sky…	1.1810	0.04346	116	99	13	4
3250	You and your boys could really do something with this place, Mr. and Mrs. Robinson.	1.1810	0.04346	116	99	13	4
3251	It's even 'earthquake proof'! Old Stumpy here has been around for ages!	1.1810	0.03794	116	96	19	1
3252	You’ve heard of a ‘pied a terre?’ We call this a ‘pied a tree.’”	1.1810	0.04170	116	98	15	3
3253	It also includes air rights!	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
3254	Does not contain running toilets or water at all…but has a great view!	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
3255	You told me to branch out the search.	1.1810	0.03986	116	97	17	2
3256	It’s the best starter home in the neighborhood.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
3257	It's got a great view!	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
3258	Deal, but only if we can refinance when the Fed lowers rates, ok?	1.1810	0.04838	105	91	9	5
3259	It's a great starter place for young couples who want some privacy.	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
3260	So, your retirement home, one floor!	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
3261	The view is lovely	1.1810	0.04444	105	89	13	3
3262	See, there is no housing crisis!	1.1810	0.04232	105	88	15	2
3263	We can offer 6.5 percent for 30 years, and if you sign today we'll add a door.	1.1810	0.04010	105	87	17	1
3264	The prior owners loved the birds eye view.	1.1810	0.04645	105	90	11	4
3265	If you can trim the price, we'll take it.	1.1809	0.04268	94	78	15	1
3266	Loft with a view?	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
3267	You really can't find a more affordable walk-up than this.	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
3268	Well, the ad did say 'Fixer Upper."'	1.1809	0.04528	94	79	13	2
3269	stairway to mortgage	1.1805	0.03970	133	113	16	4
3270	It's what we call an 'Upper Fixer.'	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
3271	You say upscale?	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
3272	. . . and those are the original hardwood floors.	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
3273	Although the home needs a bit of sprucing up, you'll be glad to know there's branch bank offering very attractive rates.	1.1803	0.03495	122	100	22	0
3274	It has a great view of the highway.	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
3275	He invested a year's allowance in Truth Social.	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
3276	It wasn't easy, but found one with cathedral ceilings and solid wood floors throughout.	1.1803	0.03863	122	102	18	2
3277	Open-concept oasis perfect for nature-loving couples searching for rustic charm! No HOA fees or CDD fees! Net zero, energy efficient family home. Features an Amazon-inspired outdoor bathroom and wrap around lanai. DM to buy.	1.1803	0.04358	122	105	12	5
3278	It was once owend by the Keebler elves cookie company.	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
3279	Well, with the rising sea levels and all…	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
3280	It’s a tree House. You are planning to have one kid, right?	1.1803	0.04035	122	103	16	3
3281	Of course you have the option of installing an elevator.	1.1803	0.04199	122	104	14	4
3282	...and the bedroom is on the first floor!	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
3283	How about If we lean it against the shed and rent it as an ADU!	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
3284	Some say 'investment property'; I say 'nest egg'.	1.1802	0.04650	111	96	10	5
3285	This is a model home. The subdivision of the entire tree will include another five homes.	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
3286	There is no HOA fees	1.1802	0.04650	111	96	10	5
3287	On the plus side, it offers you a worry-free life and a bird’s eye view of the neighbors’ jacuzzi.	1.1802	0.04283	111	94	14	3
3288	It's in your price range and you won't need flood insurance	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
3289	In addition to the view, it's rent, utilities and tax free.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
3290	Do you get the tree with it?	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
3291	Its a treehouse. A literal treehouse. Thats the reality in which you live.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
3292	S’mores instructions included	1.1802	0.04470	111	95	12	4
3293	It’s only a one bedroom, but the view is okay.	1.1802	0.04087	111	93	16	2
3294	Offers are due in 3 hours, I’d recommend waiving inspections	1.1800	0.04115	100	83	16	1
3295	It’s a steal for the price in this neighborhood, and your investment just keeps growing	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
3296	Can we add a pool	1.1800	0.04579	100	85	12	3
3297	A great fixer upper opportunity to turn this treehouse into your treehome!	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
3298	Bit of a stick-ser upper if you ask me.	1.1800	0.04353	100	84	14	2
3299	Think of it as the original tiny home	1.1799	0.03855	139	118	17	4
3300	It may seem pricy now, but think of your grandchildren's future when the sea level rises!	1.1798	0.04394	89	74	14	1
3301	For a rustic studio with winter views we think it's well priced at $399,000!	1.1797	0.04214	128	110	13	5
3302	Alvin and the Chipmunks moved out, you can move in anyday	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
3303	The HOAs cover tree maintenance	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
3304	I'm hearing there are several other interested buyers so we are going to need to offer over asking price	1.1797	0.04065	128	109	15	4
3305	You won’t find another apartment in the city in this price range!	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
3306	Bit of a fixer upper, but can't beat the view.	1.1795	0.03764	117	97	19	1
3307	This unit would be great for a branch office.	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
3308	I was really hoping for his and hers closets.	1.1795	0.04641	117	102	9	6
3309	In another fifty years you will have water views.	1.1795	0.04137	117	99	15	3
3310	It’s perfect if you want pets.	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
3311	The landlord also accepts bitcoin.	1.1795	0.04137	117	99	15	3
3312	We call it a NIMBY, cash only, fixer upper, handyman special, auxiliary dwelling unit, with income potential.	1.1795	0.03955	117	98	17	2
3313	If there are HOA fees, I'm not signing anything.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
3314	We already have 2 bids over the asking price!	1.1792	0.04795	106	92	9	5
3315	And there are no squirrels!	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3316	It's unfurnished, obviously.	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3317	It's a fixer upper rustic ADU.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
3318	The owner is asking for a half million -- that's under comp. Seems high, but this is California.	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
3319	Do you have a home without stairs?	1.1792	0.04405	106	90	13	3
3320	Does the purchase include the tree and the property?	1.1792	0.04196	106	89	15	2
3321	You did say you were willing to give up a lot for a good view.	1.1792	0.03976	106	88	17	1
3322	It's private now, but you'll really appreciate it around the election.	1.1789	0.04728	95	81	11	3
3323	It would be perfect for an airbnb.	1.1789	0.04959	95	82	9	4
3324	But, it's still a one story house.	1.1789	0.03657	123	102	20	1
3325	My Granny can climb up there	1.1789	0.04168	123	105	14	4
3326	I know. It's this market. Everything is up.	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
3327	Luxurious properties like this are defined by their amazing panorama.	1.1789	0.03835	123	103	18	2
3328	With a little imagination, it’s great for kids.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
3329	It has original hardwood flooring.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
3330	The previous owners said no to flood insurance, so, well...	1.1786	0.03829	140	119	17	4
3331	What do you expect for a millin two	1.1786	0.03850	112	93	18	1
3332	You’ll never have to worry about water in the basement.	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
3333	It's a great meditational retreat. In fact, that's where I realized I should sell it.	1.1786	0.04433	112	96	12	4
3334	And the best part is that it's not particle board!	1.1786	0.04247	112	95	14	3
3335	The place had been on the market for so long, we didn’t realize there was a tree growing underneath it, so now we have to sell it as is. Can’t beat the price!”	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
3336	This is the best high-rise community so far.	1.1786	0.04054	112	94	16	2
3337	It's for an adventurous couple, who don't need heat, a toilet, water or food. But there is a nice breeze in the summer. And you're in one of the best yards possible.	1.1783	0.03558	157	133	20	4
3338	It’s got endless possibilities to make it your own.	1.1783	0.03883	129	109	17	3
3339	Just imagine you won't have to worry about flooding for the rest of your life.	1.1783	0.04036	129	110	15	4
3340	The best part is - no flip tax!	1.1783	0.03558	129	107	21	1
3341	It does have a direct view of Oakland's home plate but they lowered the asking price after last season.	1.1783	0.04184	129	111	13	5
3342	Don't worry, after that first set there aren't any more stairs in the whole house.	1.1782	0.03827	101	83	18	0
3343	Pets are OK, but I'm afraid the property is strictly NO GIRLZ ALOWD!!!	1.1782	0.04954	101	88	8	5
3344	We could list it on AirB&B!	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
3345	From the photos, everyone presumed it was an eco tiny house. But it's just a hideaway for Louie, our son's orangutan.	1.1782	0.04313	101	85	14	2
3346	It’s urban rustic.	1.1782	0.04954	101	88	8	5
3347	This is the next step up from being homeless.	1.1780	0.03924	118	99	17	2
3348	I can give you all the real estate broker-speak selling points - "airy, panoramic vistas, unique, ultimate privacy" -- but in the end, it really speaks for itself.	1.1780	0.04278	118	101	13	4
3349	...and it's in the good school district and there are some lovely bistro's nearby.	1.1780	0.04105	118	100	15	3
3350	It's a very exclusive property. The original owner didn't allow girls to enter it.	1.1780	0.04278	118	101	13	4
3351	This makes for a great second home for you, because we all know that the younger generations will never be able to afford something like this. Haha. You can rent it out to them for $3000 a month and then still find some way to complain about how lazy today’s youth is.	1.1780	0.04278	118	101	13	4
3352	"We were looking for a finished basement."	1.1778	0.04890	90	77	10	3
3353	This is a residential property, you can't use this as a branch office.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
3354	Finally a place I can afford	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3355	You won't get a better view in this neighborhood!	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
3356	I took my eye off Joey Jr. for just two minutes. I think you have an entrepreneur on your hands.”	1.1776	0.04564	107	92	11	4
3357	A ton of vintage charm and just a little over budget.	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
3358	You won't have to worry about floods.	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
3359	Just slip “cottagecore” in your rental listing, and this baby will pay for itself faster than you can spell ADU.	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
3360	While it is in the best school district, unfortunately it is ‘NO GIRLZ ALLOWED.’	1.1776	0.04160	107	90	15	2
3361	$10,000,000	1.1776	0.04367	107	91	13	3
3362	Tree, idiot. Not three.	1.1776	0.03942	107	89	17	1
3363	It’s been for sale since our son became so down-to-earth.	1.1774	0.03806	124	104	18	2
3364	The current owner is only accepting payment in comic books and chicken nuggets.	1.1774	0.03806	124	104	18	2
3365	Yes, interest rates are high, but the owner is highly motivated.	1.1774	0.04136	124	106	14	4
3366	It’s Giving Mortgage-Tree.	1.1774	0.03806	124	104	18	2
3367	What do you expect for a 2% commission?”	1.1773	0.03528	141	118	21	2
3368	The perfect place to invest your nest-egg.	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3369	No basement, but it's raised to prevent flooding issues. I don't expect it to last long.	1.1771	0.03917	96	79	17	0
3370	It's in a great neighborhood but I don't know. The seller says 'No Girls Allowed'."	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3371	It’s more private than most and has an amazing view!	1.1771	0.04441	96	81	13	2
3372	We built this ADU for under $500,000!	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
3373	This One's Prime. It's Got The Best Tree-Top View.	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
3374	"I see it as a natural fixer-upper!"	1.1770	0.03819	113	94	18	1
3375	Along with the other amenities, lightning storms are electrifying!	1.1770	0.04021	113	95	16	2
3376	Welcome to the “wood”	1.1770	0.04213	113	96	14	3
3377	Open concept, stunning views… but no girls; girls drool.	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
3378	You'll really save on flood insurance.	1.1765	0.03746	136	115	18	3
3379	I’m legally required to inform you that my commission is negotiable.	1.1765	0.04041	102	85	16	1
3380	It’s not an ADU. It’s an ATU, an accessory tree house unit.	1.1765	0.03894	119	100	17	2
3381	In this market, property growth is hard to come by.	1.1765	0.04275	102	86	14	2
3382	Well, it’s a tough market.	1.1765	0.04244	119	102	13	4
3383	This is a cozy one story walk up with seasonal privacy and wrap around porch. A bit of a fix-r-upper but a steal at only 1.5M!	1.1765	0.04567	119	104	9	6
3384	Good luck getting anything fixed. The landlord is away at college.	1.1765	0.04484	85	71	13	1
3385	‘This walk up studio boasts great views and is a stone’s throw from the best eats in town - Mom’s kitchen.’	1.1765	0.03707	119	99	19	1
3386	You see, we take the 'up' in upmarket to a new level!	1.1765	0.03509	119	98	21	0
3387	$1 house. Comes with a green card.	1.1760	0.04409	125	109	10	6
3388	But I wanted carpeted stairs.	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
3389	It's the newest thing in the tiny home movement!	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
3390	Unfortunately, Lil Stevie is a licened realtor so there's not much I can do for you here- but I will say for a child his penmanship is remarkable!	1.1759	0.03909	108	90	17	1
3391	Its 'curb appeal' is that it can't be seen from the curb.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
3392	It’s a cozy fixer with great views!	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
3393	Before you judge, wait till you see the inside.	1.1759	0.04329	108	92	13	3
3394	It may be a little small but it has a great view!	1.1759	0.04124	108	91	15	2
3395	I know what you’re thinking but as realtors we prefer to call it a “bespoke ADU.	1.1759	0.04525	108	93	11	4
3396	It's a steal at half a mill.	1.1758	0.04306	91	76	14	1
3397	Think of it as more than a one step improvement over your current home.	1.1758	0.04581	91	77	12	2
3398	Does it come with books?	1.1758	0.04840	91	78	10	3
3399	The value of this one hasn’t seen the growth as other houses in the neighborhood.	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
3400	We’ll need a credit check of course.	1.1756	0.03672	131	110	19	2
3401	Original wood everything and gets great light from all directions. All it needs is a fresh coat of paint!	1.1756	0.03829	131	111	17	3
3402	It’s our “Take A Chance On Love” nest.	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
3403	It has a great winter view!	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
3404	This cozy place is currently owned by a couple of empty-nesters.	1.1754	0.04535	114	99	10	5
3405	It was our starter home.	1.1754	0.03988	114	96	16	2
3406	A real fixer-upper!	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
3407	Well, you said you were strange birds.	1.1754	0.04178	114	97	14	3
3408	I reduced to a million five an hour ago, and my voice mailbox is already full."	1.1754	0.04360	114	98	12	4
3409	Is it furnished with all Ralph Lauren interior?	1.1754	0.03789	114	95	18	1
3410	"Sure it's a walk-up, but think of the view!"	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
3411	Geez. I thought the Littles would never sell.	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3412	The neighborhood's really on the up and up.	1.1753	0.04637	97	83	11	3
3413	Since the Airbnb ban, it just doesn’t pay to carry it.	1.1753	0.04863	97	84	9	4
3414	Dunno, looks a little squirrely to me.	1.1753	0.04148	97	81	15	1
3415	Great view of the neighborhood though.	1.1750	0.03483	120	99	21	0
3416	It's perfect for empty-nesters who want to downsize.	1.1750	0.04374	120	104	11	5
3417	Well, the listing did say "Shabby Chic with a view."	1.1750	0.03864	120	101	17	2
3418	When you've paid off your student debt and sold a kidney you might be able to afford this.	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
3419	We're calling these "turntrees." Very popular.	1.1750	0.04042	120	102	15	3
3420	It gives you more opportunities to bump into each other and initiate sex.	1.1750	0.04374	120	104	11	5
3421	I was ready for a fixer-upper, but not a climber-upper	1.1750	0.03679	120	100	19	1
3422	This would make a great Airbnb experience	1.1750	0.04211	120	103	13	4
3423	It has lovely views, but to show we have to stage without the bird, poop and twigs.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
3424	You couldn’t ask for a better school district and did I mention the open floor plan?	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
3425	The house is made of reclaimed wood. Even the ladder."	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
3426	What do you expect for a less than 6 percent realtor fee.	1.1748	0.04864	103	90	8	5
3427	And you're sure flood insurance won't be a problem?	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
3428	You really can’t start them in real estate young enough.	1.1748	0.03760	103	85	18	0
3429	I found one in your price range!	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
3430	The ADU is nonconforming.	1.1748	0.04236	103	87	14	2
3431	A feng shui flip may help it sell faster.”	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
3432	The good news: this one is not on ground floor.	1.1748	0.04005	103	86	16	1
3433	Cosy, old-wood interiors, in the lap of nature, and one we can afford, looks like our dream house, honey!	1.1748	0.04455	103	88	12	3
3434	And at just one million dollars, it's a steal.	1.1746	0.04376	126	110	10	6
3435	The previous tenant suddenly got on the endangered species list."	1.1746	0.04075	126	108	14	4
3436	It’s the starter home you can afford.	1.1744	0.04436	86	72	13	1
3437	Tiny houses are all the rage right now, and this one has an amazing view!	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
3438	Like they always say, "Location, Location, Location!"	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
3439	Does it have a bonus room?	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
3440	The view alone is worth it.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
3441	It's got one good bone.	1.1743	0.04090	109	92	15	2
3442	It’s a perfect starter home and you can relive your childhood..	1.1743	0.04486	109	94	11	4
3443	I’m sure your mother-in-law will love it.”	1.1743	0.04292	109	93	13	3
3444	You won't have to worry about flooding, but you might want to put in some plumbing or a door.	1.1743	0.03876	109	91	17	1
3445	It's a very intimate space, close to nature, plenty of ventilation, just a bit rustic yet with an amazing view. A real love nest	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3446	The seller is very motivated because he wants to ‘upgrade his graphics card,’ whatever that means.	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
3447	I know the covenants are quite strict, but we are going out on a limb here.	1.1739	0.03956	115	97	16	2
3448	It's a special location. There are ordinances against highrises and nothing but seedlings can be planted within 100 feet of the home. You'll never lose the view.	1.1739	0.04791	92	79	10	3
3449	Well, it’s definitely a step up from our current place.	1.1739	0.04535	92	78	12	2
3450	The price per square foot is a real bargain in this neighborhood.	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
3451	you're not gonna find another property at this price outside of a flood zone.	1.1739	0.04263	92	77	14	1
3452	If you wave the inspection, they may consider your offer of $100k over asking price	1.1739	0.04145	115	98	14	3
3453	The Owners took advantage of a government program to plant ahead for their child’s future.	1.1736	0.04179	121	104	13	4
3454	This market keeps going up!	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
3455	Can we negotiate the tree percent broker fee?	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
3456	Highest and best offers are due Monday at 5.	1.1736	0.04011	121	103	15	3
3457	You’re going to love the open floor plan and the wide plank hardwood floors.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
3458	HOA fees include free peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3459	Here we have a true craftsman.	1.1735	0.04109	98	82	15	1
3460	Well then how would you define charming?	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3461	Grandma couldn't make it up and down the rungs and more.	1.1735	0.03845	98	81	17	0
3462	You will not find another property that screams quiet luxury quite like this gem nestled in the heart, of an estate-of-an-estate in Greenwich, CT.	1.1735	0.04593	98	84	11	3
3463	The price has a compelling reason: it belonged to Tarzan.	1.1732	0.04343	127	111	10	6
3464	It's definitely a step up from your current neighborhood.	1.1732	0.03552	127	106	20	1
3465	Sure it’s small, but the view is amazing	1.1732	0.04045	127	109	14	4
3466	We're targeting young married couples looking for a starter at under a million.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3467	The best offers so far are from squirrels, but they only pay in acorns.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3468	Here's an easy cure for your nature-deficit disorder.	1.1731	0.03970	104	87	16	1
3469	And your equity base will just keep rising!	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3470	I really didn't want a high rise, but if it has white cabinets I might consider.	1.1731	0.04415	104	89	12	3
3471	It’s better than our current place, which is a cardboard box behind the gas station.	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
3472	Billy is in school right now but I’m sure he’d be willing to share his property survey after he’s dismissed.	1.1731	0.04622	104	90	10	4
3473	Okay, so it's $1.35M but it's got an open floor plan, some of the best schools in the area, and the seller is willing to do a two-point rate buydown. Shall I write an offer?	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3474	...and entry security is password protected.	1.1731	0.04199	104	88	14	2
3475	This was Tarzan's first home. It was also owned by Popeye and Olive Oyl! The current owners are too famous to name!	1.1729	0.03775	133	113	17	3
3476	it’s a step up from what you’re currently in.	1.1727	0.03621	110	91	19	0
3477	The view is spectacular and there’s room in back to put in an elevator.	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
3478	The owner isn't motivated at all. He's living in his mom's basement.	1.1727	0.04448	110	95	11	4
3479	There’s a bidding war between the Henderson twins.”	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
3480	Great location, but the tiny home neighbors are a bit snooty	1.1727	0.04256	110	94	13	3
3481	So this is your idea of a house in the country.	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
3482	And they said you can never go home again...	1.1727	0.03844	110	92	17	1
3483	The former occupant upgraded to the attic for better wifi reception.	1.1727	0.04055	110	93	15	2
3484	It’s an upscale property with seasonal potential.	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
3485	It's price reflects that it's probably not up to Code.	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
3486	small but affordable and you don't have to pay for pluming and electricity.	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
3487	I won't lie to you, the cooling shade'll be gone half a year, then again it's winter.	1.1724	0.04684	87	74	11	2
3488	Just needs some plumbing	1.1724	0.03522	116	96	20	0
3489	It's the embodiment of downsizing.	1.1724	0.04961	87	75	9	3
3490	With our combined annual income of 3 million, i'm pretty sure we can swing this.	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
3491	This is our movin-on-up special.	1.1724	0.03439	145	122	21	2
3492	I ran out of those booties so if you could remove your shoes that’d be great	1.1724	0.04112	116	99	14	3
3493	Talk about your leafy suburbs!"	1.1724	0.03729	116	97	18	1
3494	You'll still need to pay the pet deposit. The last owner tried to say they didn't have any birds, but as you can see...	1.1724	0.03925	116	98	16	2
3495	But it has plenty of room to grow…	1.1724	0.03729	116	97	18	1
3496	The former owners felt they had outgrown it.	1.1721	0.03806	122	103	17	2
3497	The view is nice.	1.1721	0.03806	122	103	17	2
3498	And for the down payment, I’m told a PlayStation 5 will do nicely.	1.1720	0.05213	93	82	6	5
3499	When we built it, I never imagined it would go for half a million dollars.	1.1720	0.04743	93	80	10	3
3500	Look, I only have till June to still make 6% off this sale.	1.1719	0.03860	128	109	16	3
3501	The house will go up, too.	1.1719	0.03697	128	108	18	2
3502	Aloft.	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
3503	These are typically carpeted with girly magazines.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3504	Perfect for entertaining guests once you’ve finished your chores.	1.1717	0.04549	99	85	11	3
3505	It’s private, secluded, and perfect for a treetop tryst.	1.1717	0.04771	99	86	9	4
3506	Bijou perhaps, but it was never designed to be your family tree.	1.1717	0.04071	99	83	15	1
3507	It’s haunted. Other than that, it’s a fine house. Cheap, too.	1.1717	0.04317	99	84	13	2
3508	It's eco-friendly, safe, and only 500K.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
3509	No, there is no HOA fee, why do you ask?	1.1714	0.03936	105	88	16	1
3510	It’s the worst house on the best block.	1.1714	0.04162	105	89	14	2
3511	Ready to take your living situation to new heights? Ideal starter nest for those looking to branch out	1.1714	0.04581	105	91	10	4
3512	Nuts not included	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
3513	This fixer upper is so cozy the call of nature feels like a breeze.	1.1712	0.04022	111	94	15	2
3514	You’re buying a piece of history. I lost my virginity up there!	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
3515	Think of it as a climb-in closet	1.1712	0.04220	111	95	13	3
3516	I've heard about the property ladder, but this is ridiculous!	1.1712	0.04410	111	96	11	4
3517	Power and plumbing are really just bonds of privilege, aren’t they?”	1.1712	0.04410	111	96	11	4
3518	Great views but the amenities are for the birds!	1.1712	0.03813	111	93	17	1
3519	The stairs could use some fixing up, but the view is amazing.	1.1712	0.04410	111	96	11	4
3520	Tarzan moved to Florida	1.1709	0.03495	117	97	20	0
3521	I know it’s more expensive than our place Maude, but it’s bigger and has hard wood floors.	1.1709	0.03700	117	98	18	1
3522	Look at the positives, you'll get a nice tree top view!	1.1709	0.04256	117	101	12	4
3523	Unfortunately, the seller is only accepting cash offers.	1.1709	0.04079	117	100	14	3
3524	We can offer an 8.99% interest rate.	1.1709	0.03700	117	98	18	1
3525	And just wait until you see the regular house this comes with.	1.1707	0.03778	123	104	17	2
3526	It's a fixer-downer.	1.1707	0.04274	123	107	11	5
3527	You've lucked out - a penthouse on your budget!	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
3528	It’s a real green oasis	1.1707	0.03778	123	104	17	2
3529	Glad you're here, Tom. We want to view the home but the ad said, "No girlz allowed."	1.1707	0.04274	123	107	11	5
3530	Full disclosure: I lost my cherry up there…!	1.1707	0.03950	123	105	15	3
3531	You past the test. Now that we know you are serious, we'll go inside and see the house.	1.1705	0.04908	88	76	9	3
3532	Told you it comes with panoramic views!	1.1704	0.03724	135	115	17	3
3533	Look at it this way: you’ll never have to worry about your basement.	1.1704	0.03414	135	113	21	1
3534	Yes, it’s a walk-up. But there is room for a dumbwaiter in the back.	1.1702	0.05160	94	83	6	5
3535	Homes like this tend to appeal to the upwardly mobile.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3536	In this house, we believe love is love, science is real, and in YIMBYism.	1.1702	0.04446	94	80	12	2
3537	The bank foreclosed on the Robinsons, so here we are…	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3538	OK, so its small but it has a great view.	1.1702	0.04180	94	79	14	1
3539	Rents killer, views are amazing….	1.1702	0.03897	94	78	16	0
3540	You'll need to move fast. We've already got an offer from a nice family of squirrels who have waived inspection.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3541	For when your mother-in-law comes to visit.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3542	Think what we’ll save on furniture.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3543	At least you'll never worry about being underwater	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3544	Movin’ on up!	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3545	Put down roots with this ideal starter house. Cozy with a view.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3546	The realtor said we have to go over asking, and write a letter to the owners.	1.1700	0.04507	100	86	11	3
3547	We're unloading the ADU now that Grampa is gone.	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3548	Once you're inside it'll be like you died and went to kiddy heaven!	1.1700	0.04034	100	84	15	1
3549	Anyway, like I said, this house is TREE-mendous.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3550	Heat, electricity, and water not included.	1.1700	0.04277	100	85	13	2
3551	The owner moved up!	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3552	its average	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
3553	It was a great place to raise our kids, but in this economy we’re looking to downsize. Sam M, NYC	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3554	The dog house has gone condo.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3555	The view is seasonal.	1.1698	0.03902	106	89	16	1
3556	There's actually a big difference between a tree house and a house in a tree.	1.1698	0.04734	106	93	8	5
3557	It’s a major fixer-upper. How’s your allowance?	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3558	Ok, he really has inflated the value of his real estate properties.	1.1698	0.04540	106	92	10	4
3559	When you grow out of things it’s time to move on to the next	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3560	The open concept truly embodies an unspoken invitation to the daily lives of those around you.	1.1698	0.04338	106	91	12	3
3561	Yes, the tree DOES convey!	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3562	It’s got good bones. Do trees have bones? I don’t know, but the bones are good.	1.1698	0.04126	106	90	14	2
3563	Welcome to the Henry David Thoreau Penthouse.	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
3564	It's the only option I can offer you that is not a complete waste of my time"	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
3565	It’s grandfathered in as a backyard ADU	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
3566	This one just came on the market, due to the previous owners having to change schools	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
3567	It's a good place to put down roots.	1.1696	0.04373	112	97	11	4
3568	The seller just wants to drop out from elementary school and to retire to his grandparents'.	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
3569	An arborist is included in the HOA.	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
3570	Remember the old woman who lived in a shoe? This was her first house. Before she downsized.	1.1696	0.03781	112	94	17	1
3571	It may not look like much, but you have to use your imagination.	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
3572	Think of it as a superannuated starter.	1.1696	0.03562	112	93	19	0
3573	This luxury penthouse may seem overpriced, but you never need to worry about saving a tree again because you're living in one.	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
3574	The last owners decided to downsize and move to a smaller place.	1.1696	0.04373	112	97	11	4
3575	They’re asking $3M, but that includes access to the hose.	1.1696	0.04185	112	96	13	3
3576	I know you both mentioned liking open floor plans	1.1696	0.03988	112	95	15	2
3577	It’s perfect for your kids, but not much space to branch out.	1.1695	0.04222	118	102	12	4
3578	They'll throw in a tire swing, interest free.	1.1695	0.04222	118	102	12	4
3579	Well, it's certainly a step up from the old place!	1.1695	0.03864	118	100	16	2
3580	tres bien	1.1695	0.03671	118	99	18	1
3581	The carbon offset design features its own sustainable materials for future additions.	1.1695	0.03671	118	99	18	1
3582	For an extra $50,000 I can get you a bottom step.	1.1695	0.03864	118	100	16	2
3583	Sweeping vistas" might be overstating it, but I am vibing with the open floor plan	1.1695	0.03671	118	99	18	1
3584	Nice, but girls not allowed.	1.1695	0.04047	118	101	14	3
3585	One of the few detached homes available in this neighborhood.	1.1695	0.03864	118	100	16	2
3586	jack doesn't climb the trees.. 🤷	1.1695	0.03864	118	100	16	2
3587	You must admit, it's a step up from the old place.	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
3588	It's a one story walkup	1.1694	0.03570	124	104	19	1
3589	...and it really won't take much of your nest egg	1.1691	0.03548	136	115	19	2
3590	Here is the charming pied-à-terre with sweeping views of the neighborhood within your price range.	1.1687	0.03459	160	137	19	4
3591	There are three offers already, but I think we can come in at $1.1 million. What do you say?	1.1687	0.05091	83	72	8	3
3592	If we all go in together and get 2nd jobs, we may just be able to get this San Francisco treehouse	1.1685	0.04856	89	77	9	3
3593	An East-facing ladder is what makes this house stand above the rest of the neighborhood	1.1684	0.04140	95	80	14	1
3594	Great bones: buried just behind the tree.	1.1684	0.04402	95	81	12	2
3595	Of course, there will be closing costs."	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3596	That’s Tarzan’s home	1.1684	0.04650	95	82	10	3
3597	…and the best part is, no utility bills!	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
3598	We've made it easy for you to put down roots.	1.1683	0.04465	101	87	11	3
3599	The open floor plan is ideal for entertaining birds and squirrels.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
3600	Downsizing? Comes with a great view, and you'll never complain about the neighbors!	1.1683	0.03741	101	84	17	0
3601	I built this house with my bare hands.	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3602	Landscaping should be a cinch	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
3603	Just letting you know, we already have seven offers in, and two are all cash.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
3604	I see you’ve both sold an arm for this property… maybe somewhere with fewer ladders would be more accommodating?	1.1683	0.04682	101	88	9	4
3605	This cozy 1 room 0 bath fixer-upper comes fully equipped with 2 open windows, 1 doorless opening, glorious views, and lots of fresh air. $2.4 M in the best Santa Barbara backyard	1.1683	0.04238	101	86	13	2
3606	Can I interest you in this breezy summer respite? Truly, it is a cut above.	1.1683	0.03997	101	85	15	1
3607	You said you wanted built ins	1.1682	0.04090	107	91	14	2
3608	Grab this one and you’ll never have to worry about keeping up with the Joneses.”	1.1682	0.04300	107	92	12	3
3609	So vintage. I wouldn't change anything.	1.1682	0.03633	107	89	18	0
3610	A wire transfer for a fafillion dollars might be considered. However we are expecting another offer shortly.	1.1682	0.03868	107	90	16	1
3611	Yes, it may be small, but just think of the view.	1.1681	0.04151	113	97	13	3
3612	This entire area is in a flood zone, so this one is an excellent choice.	1.1681	0.03956	113	96	15	2
3613	Yes but there also are serious downsides to suicide.	1.1681	0.04687	113	100	7	6
3614	Now, mind you- this is just a starter home, so accessibility was not a chief concern during construction.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
3615	I don’t know, Annie, it seems like a risky adventure.” - Jack	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
3616	You said you wanted to climb to the middle class	1.1681	0.04015	119	102	14	3
3617	It's all about location, location, location.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
3618	We're introducing the newest concept in housing construction; The single use dwelling.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
3619	But we can save on flood insurance.	1.1681	0.03643	119	100	18	1
3620	The price is right, but the HOA fees are ridiculous.	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
3621	It’s on trend with the new open air concept	1.1681	0.03834	119	101	16	2
3622	Beautiful view, natural AC, no plumber bills, no electrician bills, no scam calls or being hacked. Put up some curtains, get your great grandma's china pitcher and basin and have stress free living for only 1.2.	1.1680	0.04210	125	109	11	5
3623	Yes, it's a fixer-upper, but what a view!	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
3624	Actually, the kids don't come with it.	1.1680	0.03722	125	106	17	2
3625	I'd go in at all cash and expect a bidding war. A Cupertino ADU for only $1.5mm won't last long.	1.1679	0.03930	131	113	14	4
3626	They've claimed squatter's rights on the property.	1.1679	0.03778	131	112	16	3
3627	The kids are separate.	1.1679	0.03619	131	111	18	2
3628	You said the current owner wants $500 million and has a mortgage for $400 million ? “. “Oh, yes, but I am certain Mr Trump would negotiate “	1.1679	0.04218	131	115	10	6
3629	The Swiss family who lived here before let it go for taxes. You can have it for a yodel.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3630	THE FOOTPRINT IS SMALL BUT YOU CAN ADD SECOND FLOOR !	1.1667	0.03695	126	107	17	2
3631	Real estate.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3632	Sure it's expensive, but our entire economic structure is predicated on my ability to do stuff like this	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
3633	She wants to go to a better college than we can afford . . . – this should cover it!	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3634	It’s a great place if you are looking to branch out and leaf your worries behind	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
3635	The owner does not accept letters, only memes.	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
3636	The owner is getting older and wants to upsize.	1.1667	0.04199	102	87	13	2
3637	Here's what voting for 'Build Back Better' gets you.	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
3638	It's obviously a fixer upper.	1.1667	0.03708	102	85	17	0
3639	It's just a little below average for San Diego at $1.2 million.	1.1667	0.04639	102	89	9	4
3640	The previous owner's dog was quite the climber.	1.1667	0.03721	114	96	17	1
3641	And here we have the in-law unit which is part of the main house.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
3642	It could be a little chilly in January.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3643	Sure it's a fixer upper, but it's affordable.	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
3644	With interest rates, this at the top of your budget, but the previous owner is leaving a comic collection.	1.1667	0.03835	108	91	16	1
3645	The owners built it for the larger songbird species. Their feeder is even more impressive.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3646	No, Mrs. Jones, that price does not include the tree.	1.1667	0.04461	108	94	10	4
3647	The chimp has moved out. Now they’re looking for a chump!	1.1667	0.04263	108	93	12	3
3648	This property includes the Lego set inside.	1.1667	0.04100	96	81	14	1
3649	Well, you know what they say. You either live near the tree, or you live in the tree.	1.1667	0.03984	120	103	14	3
3650	At the new interest rates, it's a stretch but could really be worth it!	1.1667	0.03648	138	118	17	3
3651	That's some high-rise real estate innit?	1.1667	0.04055	108	92	14	2
3652	it's the next big thing in vertical integration	1.1667	0.04091	84	70	14	0
3653	One caveat, I'd recommend putting it on Airbnb at Halloween.	1.1667	0.04360	96	82	12	2
3654	It’s a brand-new subdivision.	1.1667	0.03804	120	102	16	2
3655	Okay, it is affordable. But are we responsible for maintaining the lawn?	1.1667	0.04604	96	83	10	3
3656	I found this prime opportunity to elevate your living experience.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
3657	I think you'll appreciate the open concept living.	1.1667	0.04461	108	94	10	4
3658	The views of your neighbors are spectacular. Free entertainment.	1.1667	0.04301	114	99	11	4
3659	Who can blame him? He paid for it with birthday and lawnmowing money, and now he expects to reap a substantial increase in value.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
3660	You are in luck. Only last week were we allowed girls to attend the open house and bid on this very exclusive offering!	1.1667	0.03506	114	95	19	0
3661	Great I'll start the paperwork! One more small thing. Legally, I have to disclose the asking price is so low because it was the site of a double homicide.	1.1667	0.04837	96	84	8	4
3662	The former tenant just turned 13 and decided he needed a bigger space.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
3663	No, it doesn't come with a parking space.	1.1667	0.04461	108	94	10	4
3664	The view of the park is sublime.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3665	The upstairs neighbours? Two squirrels who only use it as a summer home, and God.	1.1667	0.04255	90	76	13	1
3666	It's a great deal and there's free cookies sometimes.	1.1667	0.03708	102	85	17	0
3667	It actually exceeds government flood mitigation requirements.	1.1667	0.03961	102	86	15	1
3668	No water, one plug!	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
3669	It's the closest I could get in this neighborhood to a house with views.	1.1667	0.04539	90	77	11	2
3670	Legacy admission to Harvard included.	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3671	Like the listing said, it is a starter home.	1.1667	0.03603	108	90	18	0
3672	For $3000/month you can’t beat the views	1.1667	0.04424	102	88	11	3
3673	It has good roots…and we expect multiple bids, so we should come in at least 30% over asking.	1.1667	0.04156	120	104	12	4
3674	I know it’s slightly above your budget but the flood insurance is a bargain	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
3675	You betcha! ‘tis haunted.	1.1667	0.03924	114	97	15	2
3676	This is the best viewing spot for the 2045 eclipse.	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
3677	Sorry, girls only!	1.1667	0.04117	114	98	13	3
3678	It would make a great Tree-N-B.	1.1654	0.03725	133	114	16	3
3679	The only drawback? It doesn't come with a two car garage.	1.1654	0.03725	133	114	16	3
3680	This one is only slightly above the market	1.1654	0.03493	127	107	19	1
3681	...and you can reduce your overhead by charging Billy and his friends on Saturday nights...	1.1653	0.04288	121	106	10	5
3682	The owners took YIMBY a little too literally.	1.1653	0.03588	121	102	18	1
3683	It has a certain Rustic Charm. I'm just not sure if it's $2 million worth of rustic coziness, you know? That other one has a door."	1.1653	0.04124	121	105	12	4
3684	In real estate lingo we describe it as, ‘Natural climate central air’.	1.1652	0.03691	115	97	17	1
3685	You can qualify for rebates and tax credits if you switch to solar, upgrade your windows, install a tankless water heater, prioritize energy appliances, install Energy Star ceiling fans . . . and there’s no yard maintenance!!	1.1652	0.03691	115	97	17	1
3686	With 3 bedrooms and two bathrooms, it’s a steal.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
3687	The pros: You do want to downsize and with this small unit you will have lovely bird song in the morning, the calming susurration of the leaves in the breeze at night, a wonder close-up view of local fauna at a great price. The cons: It needs some minor repairs.	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
3688	This is the only aerie I could find in your price range.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
3689	What I truly love about this propriety is its elevated architecture	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
3690	So of course the bath is en suite.	1.1652	0.04266	115	100	11	4
3691	It's between you and a couple of crows. Frankly, I don't want their kind ruining the neighborhood.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
3692	This is not what I meant by putting down roots.	1.1652	0.04083	115	99	13	3
3693	With your income, this is the best you are going to get in this neighborhood.	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
3694	The porta-potty is down on Cypress, but $900,000 is a great price for Ridgewood!	1.1652	0.03892	115	98	15	2
3695	It was the only thing left in your price range....	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
3696	Oh, and it's wheelchair accessible. My husband accessed one right after building it.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
3697	The plumbing needs some work.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
3698	Penthouse views come with a premium price.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
3699	Our last one left the nest so where downsizing to a birdhouse.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
3700	Now, Alan, I suggest you purchase this studio apartment before the New Yorkers come a-flocking.	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
3701	My daughter is getting into the real estate game to save up for college.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
3702	You’re prequalified—which will give you a leg up.	1.1651	0.03803	109	92	16	1
3703	The price is great for this market but I don’t think it technically qualifies as an ADU…	1.1651	0.03573	109	91	18	0
3704	Cozy, unobstructed view	1.1651	0.04020	109	93	14	2
3705	Rent is definitely on the rise	1.1651	0.03573	109	91	18	0
3706	Is a perfect investment for a b&b	1.1651	0.04226	109	94	12	3
3707	I'm not sure whether I like the paint color.	1.1650	0.04384	103	89	11	3
3708	They're now working on their first IPO.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3709	And it does come with a one year warranty which covers damage from falling nuts, leaf clogs, termites, borer beetles, chainsaws and root rot.	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
3710	...and you don't need flood insurance.	1.1650	0.04161	103	88	13	2
3711	Janet Yellen just put in a bid.	1.1650	0.04596	103	90	9	4
3712	And, it IS a room with a view…	1.1650	0.04799	103	91	7	5
3713	Did I mention the commanding view of the Johnson's swimming pool?	1.1650	0.03926	103	87	15	1
3714	Heating and plumbing not included. Shall we?	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
3715	Only Tree fifty for this elevated design	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
3716	It's not the biggest but it does have air rights.	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3717	Didn't you say you wanted to downsize?	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
3718	Now, what we have here is a traditional 6’x8’ treetop Little Rascals den, original “No Gurlƨ Alloud!!” sign still taped to the door. Spectacular views, terrific outdoor space— really what more can you ask for?! Asking price starts at $2,300,000.”	1.1649	0.04318	97	83	12	2
3719	The prior owner is a celebrity. You've heard of Ranger Rick!?	1.1649	0.04061	97	82	14	1
3720	It’s the only Junglelow in your price range	1.1649	0.04789	97	85	8	4
3721	You can get an ADU permit in California for anything these days.	1.1649	0.04560	97	84	10	3
3722	The previous residents didn't allow girls, so the curb appeal has become, negligible.	1.1648	0.03911	91	76	15	0
3723	High-top house for sale : now the trend is in top not tech	1.1648	0.03911	91	76	15	0
3724	Think of all your kids! If little Johnny takes a tumble, that's one down, two more to go.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
3725	I know you said you weren’t interested in the five-story walk-up we just looked at, so here’s more of a climb-up.	1.1648	0.04212	91	77	13	1
3726	here it is, the 1.3 Million dollar fixer upper!	1.1642	0.03991	134	117	12	5
3727	It’s cheap because you share it with the beaver club boys on Saturdays.	1.1639	0.03747	122	104	16	2
3728	It's a pied-a-terre in a tree. What's so difficult to understand?"	1.1639	0.03561	122	103	18	1
3729	it's a growth opportunity	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
3730	I may consider an elevator in the future.	1.1639	0.03366	122	102	20	0
3731	The price is negotiable as long as you forego the termite inspection.	1.1639	0.03923	122	105	14	3
3732	The lake is extra.	1.1638	0.03662	116	98	17	1
3733	You'll love the gentle undulation in the wind.	1.1638	0.04405	116	102	9	5
3734	Gentrification ...	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
3735	For the birds? Not this one.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
3736	It's for the birds."	1.1638	0.03662	116	98	17	1
3737	And you’ll be snugging cozy when all your neighbors are flooded.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
3738	Loft living is all the rage right now.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
3739	Not the penthouse, but cozy!	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
3740	Quiet luxury is all the rage right now	1.1638	0.03662	116	98	17	1
3741	Plus, it’s limb stabilized!	1.1638	0.03662	116	98	17	1
3742	The loft could use an update, but it has good bones.	1.1638	0.04051	116	100	13	3
3743	They're asking $600,000.	1.1638	0.03861	116	99	15	2
3744	You're in luck. These owners just had their kids finally move out of the nest.	1.1638	0.04232	116	101	11	4
3745	Just imagine the savings on flood insurance!	1.1636	0.04190	110	95	12	3
3746	It's near a liquor store,	1.1636	0.03986	110	94	14	2
3747	Won’t last long…light, airy and open concept.	1.1636	0.03771	110	93	16	1
3748	This is what you can get at your price point, but at least the risk of flood rating is very low.	1.1636	0.03771	110	93	16	1
3749	There is room for expansion. You could build a basement rental suite to help with the mortgage.	1.1636	0.03543	110	92	18	0
3750	No worries about flood insurance.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
3751	ADU's are all the rage in this neighborhood. You'll just love it.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
3752	The previous owner says he will vacate when he gets the allowance he deserves.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
3753	YES, IT'S PERIOD AUTHENTIC.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
3754	The best part is that you have 360° views.	1.1635	0.03891	104	88	15	1
3755	Do you think that the locusts will kill the tree?	1.1635	0.04124	104	89	13	2
3756	50s years ago you couldn't even buy here -- this neighborhood had a "no girls allowed" covenant	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
3757	The Mr. and I are fair; we didn't align that lowest piece of wood; we'll shave three dollars off the asking price.	1.1635	0.04345	104	90	11	3
3758	It’s the only house on the market that allows you to rise above the rat race.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3759	And it’s turnkey ready to move in. If it had a door.	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
3760	And With Only One Flight of Stairs!	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3761	Around here, we call it the tiny house with the million-dollar view."	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
3762	We think this home was just made for an upwardly mobile couple.	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
3763	Some paint and a few little repairs and in six months you can flip it for double the money.	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
3764	Your new home will literally grow in value. Just think of the savings in lumber costs!!	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
3765	And there’s a mother-in-law suite in the back…	1.1633	0.04023	98	83	14	1
3766	We prefer to call it an open floor plan.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3767	The snake problem has been eradicated.”	1.1633	0.03753	98	82	16	0
3768	It does come with seller financing though	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
3769	It's a perfect first house for a young couple.	1.1633	0.04277	98	84	12	2
3770	Will you deliver?	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
3771	There’s no where to go but up from here!	1.1633	0.04516	98	85	10	3
3772	The house I ordered off Temu	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
3773	You said you were looking for a “Walk Up”	1.1630	0.04169	92	78	13	1
3774	The neighbors are a nutty bunch of squirrels	1.1628	0.03779	129	111	15	3
3775	Owner will finance, plus remove any stuck plastic bags for one full year.	1.1626	0.03893	123	106	14	3
3776	. “I really thought you’d like this because you’re the squirreliest buyers I’ve ever worked with.”	1.1625	0.04853	80	69	9	2
3777	You know, green space is at a premium.	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
3778	Perfect is so many ways ... and you save money on your gym membership!	1.1624	0.03831	117	100	15	2
3779	The owner turned 9.	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
3780	Boy, you weren’t kidding about waking up to the sound of birds chirping.	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
3781	The views are the best in the neighborhood and are unparalleled!	1.1624	0.04018	117	101	13	3
3782	When you said it was a real fixer-upper, we thought the emphasis was on the first part.	1.1623	0.03739	154	135	13	6
3783	Mini homes are trending these days.	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
3784	Not a single sparrow showed any interest in even looking at this place.	1.1622	0.04348	111	97	10	4
3785	Finally gonna get a piece of the pie.	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
3786	Before going full pied-à-terre, maybe dip your toe in the water with this pied-en-haut?	1.1622	0.04348	111	97	10	4
3787	The cheapest house in Vancouver	1.1622	0.03464	148	127	18	3
3788	But real selling point is that you won’t need flood insurance	1.1622	0.03740	111	94	16	1
3789	You can’t beat the Real Estate Taxes!	1.1622	0.03953	111	95	14	2
3790	It comes with an amazing view, weekly mowed lawn, and wasp nest inside included!	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
3791	It doesn't look like much now, but with some drapes and a couple of throw cushions you could totally make it your own.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3792	Only one owner, the floorplan is flexible, and the view of the neighbors' yard is stunning.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3793	Well, it's all I could find in your price range and in your neighborhood.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3794	“Not sure it’s big enough for all three of us…”	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3795	You know what they say, these days: it's vegetation, vegetation, vegetation.	1.1619	0.04306	105	91	11	3
3796	The most important features? Why, location...location...location.	1.1619	0.03612	105	88	17	0
3797	'In real estate, it doesn't get more real than this.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3798	Trust me,it will just grow on you.	1.1619	0.03612	105	88	17	0
3799	But on the positive side, you get a great view of the neighbour's bedroom - and they're swingers.	1.1619	0.04088	105	90	13	2
3800	It's a bit of a fixer-upper but it's also haunted.	1.1619	0.03857	105	89	15	1
3801	No, there’s no bathroom, but you can always pee behind the tree.	1.1619	0.04514	105	92	9	4
3802	Now this is a room with a view!	1.1618	0.03496	136	116	18	2
3803	I suggest you make an offer before mortgage rates go up.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
3804	It's the only home on this block that fits your price range and doesn't have any bidders.	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3805	Will we need a building permit to add a second bedroom?	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
3806	One bedroom, no bathrooms, and a million termites.	1.1616	0.03986	99	84	14	1
3807	But the listing is very down to earth.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
3808	The owner is a very nice young man who lives close by	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
3809	And the view is fantastic!	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3810	In today's economy its a steal at $150,000	1.1616	0.04237	99	85	12	2
3811	The only way to save the tree was to declare it an historic building.	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
3812	How is it during earthquakes?	1.1616	0.04473	99	86	10	3
3813	Except for no bathroom, it's a really good price for the area....	1.1615	0.03590	130	111	17	2
3814	Do you think our couch will fit in there?	1.1615	0.03590	130	111	17	2
3815	Is the price commensurate with the altitude?	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
3816	Eventually, your kids may want to build a brownstone with the rest of the yard. You’ll have plenty of space to do so, if you choose.	1.1613	0.03691	124	106	16	2
3817	On the other hand, you'll save on furniture.	1.1613	0.03864	124	107	14	3
3818	Well, it does have a nice view.	1.1613	0.04402	93	80	11	2
3819	It's a Treeny house. Newest model.	1.1613	0.04030	124	108	12	4
3820	Wrap it up - I'll take it.	1.1613	0.03835	93	78	15	0
3821	... and she's buying the stairway to Heaven ...	1.1613	0.04660	93	81	9	3
3822	You did say you wanted to get on the property ladder.	1.1610	0.03398	118	99	19	0
3823	If you like cookies, this is the home for you!	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
3824	Well...I like it...but are the appliances in good working order?	1.1610	0.04164	118	103	11	4
3825	The owner decided the tiny-house life wasn't for him.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
3826	Zillow says it will sell faster than 95% of all other homes in the area.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
3827	well honey, you wanted the neighbors to look up to us.	1.1610	0.03605	118	100	17	1
3828	After our kids left, it became a loft tiny home.	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3829	Rustic feel, open floor concept, and just look at those views from up here!	1.1609	0.04588	87	75	10	2
3830	Supply is tight. It's the only high-rise on the market.	1.1607	0.03710	112	95	16	1
3831	It has its rustic charms, but the lease has a rider that says no stinky boys allowed.	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
3832	Only one previous owner..	1.1607	0.04120	112	97	12	3
3833	Great views but you'll need to bring your own chamber pot..	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
3834	Porta-potty is an additional charge....	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
3835	This could be our last chance to enjoy our dream house.	1.1607	0.03920	112	96	14	2
3836	Everything keeps going up!	1.1606	0.03624	137	118	16	3
3837	I guess the Feds were serious when they said housing market is rising.	1.1605	0.05109	81	71	7	3
3838	I hear the new owners just started elementary school.	1.1604	0.04268	106	92	11	3
3839	The modern American starter home	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
3840	Upper floor, fantastic view, suburban setting ... what's not to like?	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
3841	Above the rest, this starter home needs a little TLC but offers commanding views throughout the year.	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
3842	Homes like this are all the rage with kids these days. You truly can't top this deal.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
3843	We've have a lot of interest in the property, so if you're serious about making an offer, you had better act fast.	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
3844	It works. If you can climb, you can make it home!	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
3845	You can afford this one -- it's an 'upper-fixer' with open concept and hardwood floors!	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
3846	When you said you wanted on the property ladder this came to mind!	1.1604	0.04474	106	93	9	4
3847	It’s a starter tree house.	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
3848	Of course, it's been a long time since them days, but I have it from a very good source that this house used to belong to Spanky and Alfalfa.	1.1604	0.04052	106	91	13	2
3849	It's a great starter home -- a steal at just $750,000.	1.1604	0.03824	106	90	15	1
3850	Apple and HP started in dank garages, but a young Jeff Bezos conceived of Amazon in this treehouse. Plus, it's got a great view!	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
3851	it used to be a rental	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
3852	I knew this realtor was squirrelly - but this is a good place to put down roots	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
3853	It's what you call a Tiny House.	1.1600	0.03483	125	106	18	1
3854	It's a cozy space with some room to branch out.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
3855	... and this one has not only low taxes but plenty of opportunity for slow growth over the years.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
3856	Guaranteed nest egg.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
3857	It has the best view in the property and our cat just loves it.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
3858	...and it does come with Starlink, as the original owner was a college dropout who founded a social media empire.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
3859	No need to ask about flood insurance.	1.1600	0.03949	100	85	14	1
3860	It wouldn't be too difficult to install an elevator for when you get older.	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
3861	. . . and you simply won't BELIEVE the fall foliage!	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
3862	You're gonna love the view.	1.1600	0.03483	125	106	18	1
3863	For those who want to branch out	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
3864	It's a great investment opportunity. The neighborhood is up and coming. You might even be able to turn it into condos	1.1600	0.04431	100	87	10	3
3865	For sale: perfect for lovebirds, air conditioning included!	1.1600	0.04197	100	86	12	2
3866	I listed it as the first pent-tiny house. Views are great.	1.1597	0.03955	119	103	13	3
3867	Who said millennials didn't want to buy a home?	1.1597	0.03577	119	101	17	1
3868	It’s as close as you’ll get to puberty in your price range.	1.1596	0.04088	94	80	13	1
3869	A Fixher up thar, she be❣️	1.1596	0.04358	94	81	11	2
3870	It affords significant privacy for your mother-in-law. But streaming options are severely limited.	1.1593	0.04086	113	98	12	3
3871	Is the next included?	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
3872	By the way, it's zoned for "Boyz only! No Gurls!"	1.1593	0.04456	113	100	8	5
3873	It's post modern, kill or be killed.	1.1593	0.03679	113	96	16	1
3874	This penthouse apartment features an open concept layout, stunning 360º views, and a rope ladder.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
3875	Sure, but you can't argue the million-dollar view in your price range.	1.1591	0.04539	88	76	10	2
3876	Sustainable quote is included on the payment	1.1591	0.03699	132	114	15	3
3877	Our tenant left us a note that he was running for President.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
3878	True, but on the other hand the maintenance fees are super cheap.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
3879	The curb appeal is absent, but what a view!	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
3880	This is a lesser known side effect of inflation	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
3881	Ticks all my boxes.	1.1589	0.04231	107	93	11	3
3882	Perfect for you to downsize, the taxes are low, and you can't beat the location.	1.1589	0.03551	107	90	17	0
3883	We want to buy it. But It is a function of the election; if Biden or Trump will win coupled with the rate of inflation and what the fed will do to interest rates, not to mention the cost of lumber and if the tree is worth more than the treehouse.	1.1589	0.04434	107	94	9	4
3884	I THINK YOU MISUNDERSTOOD US. MY HUSBAND AND I SAID WE WERE LOOKING TO BUY A ‘TOWN’ HOUSE.	1.1589	0.04017	107	92	13	2
3885	It comes already furnished.	1.1589	0.03551	107	90	17	0
3886	…and you can rent it for the summer to cover your mortgage.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
3887	My mother in law said it didn't meet her high standards so I'm selling it.	1.1589	0.03791	107	91	15	1
3888	Wait until we get up there, it has the most breathtaking grey laminate flooring!	1.1587	0.03636	126	108	16	2
3889	Do not worry, comes with virtual plumbing; it is eco-friendly, never clogs, and very pleasurable to use from up there !!	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
3890	You said you into serious downsizing.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
3891	The HOA does not include the cleaning of bird droppings.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
3892	It’s 5 million dollars.	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
3893	It comes with a built-in mother-law house.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
3894	I would suggest acting fast, as we’re expecting a cash offer from another buyer. I can’t tell you who…but it rhymes with ShlackShrock.	1.1584	0.03651	101	85	16	0
3895	Mr. and Mrs. "Of the Jungle" are divorcing, and it's priced for quick sale.	1.1584	0.04158	101	87	12	2
3896	No, it doesn't come with a garage, but the view is spectacular.	1.1584	0.03913	101	86	14	1
3897	So, again…‘putting down roots’ was a metaphor. A little like the ‘good bones’ misunderstanding we had at the mausoleum.	1.1584	0.04390	101	88	10	3
3898	The location isn't great, however the HOA dues are affordable	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
3899	It’s the ideal love nest!	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
3900	Oh, yes. Tiny house IS the way to go these days!	1.1583	0.03550	120	102	17	1
3901	We do have several offers already	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
3902	"It has great views into your neighbors windows!"	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
3903	Though downsizing, you still get to go up.	1.1583	0.03924	120	104	13	3
3904	I hate seeing all these branch banks closing.	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
3905	No, Amazon does not deliver to the front door, unfortunately.	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
3906	And, the owner promises to put a hot tub in before closing	1.1579	0.03761	95	80	15	0
3907	You should see the size of the bird that is selling it!	1.1579	0.03856	114	98	14	2
3908	It’s a wonderful example of early Tarzan architecture.	1.1579	0.04240	114	100	10	4
3909	Not a buyer's market. Lease it.	1.1579	0.03761	95	80	15	0
3910	It doesn’t have an address, the previous owner was kind of squirrelly.	1.1579	0.03650	114	97	16	1
3911	It's an arboreal condo.	1.1579	0.05034	95	85	5	5
3912	Is there an early bird discount ?	1.1579	0.04053	114	99	12	3
3913	Open air walls are the new trend. Give your best and final now before it goes into a bidding war.	1.1579	0.03856	114	98	14	2
3914	Your investment will grow an average of 7% per year.	1.1579	0.04048	95	81	13	1
3915	It's the perfect size for empty nesters looking to downsize	1.1575	0.03432	127	108	18	1
3916	It was a starter. Now it's a fixer-upper.	1.1575	0.03610	127	109	16	2
3917	You’ll appreciate the tax and flood insurance savings.	1.1574	0.03521	108	91	17	0
3918	IT COMES COMPLETE WITH BIRDS, BUGS, AND TREE, A REAL BARGAIN!	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
3919	It also generates a nice second income as a B&B	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
3920	This house is comes with an auxiliary dwelling unit!	1.1574	0.04395	108	95	9	4
3921	Does it come with in-unit laundry?	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
3922	So I guess this is what they mean by "pied-a-air"	1.1574	0.04194	108	94	11	3
3923	Give it some thought. He's offering financing.	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
3924	The market’s really looking up!	1.1574	0.03758	108	92	15	1
3925	it's above your budget, but it comes with a view, a garden and a terrace	1.1574	0.03982	108	93	13	2
3926	Nothing like kicking back on the front branch after a half day.	1.1574	0.04395	108	95	9	4
3927	Do you have the birds’ consent?	1.1574	0.03521	108	91	17	0
3928	It’s an upper upper.	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
3929	'Open air concept with a view', right?	1.1573	0.04197	89	76	12	1
3930	And you can see Russia from your porch!	1.1570	0.03713	121	104	15	2
3931	As of now, it’s only used by Republicans when Congress is in session.	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
3932	We’ve really branched with the starter-home market.	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
3933	Serious offers only	1.1570	0.03894	121	105	13	3
3934	Look at it this way, you save a ton of money on Flood Insurance.	1.1570	0.03523	121	103	17	1
3935	100% natural. No electric, water, or heating bills. The cost can't be beat. And zoned for an outhouse! Who could want more?	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
3936	Well, you won't have to pay for flood insurance." Lawrence Coffey, San Francisco, C	1.1569	0.03619	102	86	16	0
3937	Jut think of the possibilties. We could spy on everyone.	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
3938	..bcoz you love Tarzan stories!	1.1569	0.03878	102	87	14	1
3939	Well since it is The Cape the price is only one million.	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
3940	And it's mobile, if you ever decide to pull up your roots and move!	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
3941	It's a fixer upper, but at a good price!	1.1569	0.04350	102	89	10	3
3942	I told you we shouldn’t have gone with the Swiss Family Robinson Realty Firm	1.1569	0.04120	102	88	12	2
3943	This may not be the ideal loft you were looking for but the listing described the space as a lofty ideal residence, recently vacated by woodland creatures who are willing to negotiate.	1.1565	0.03403	115	97	18	0
3944	Yes, but consider the view!	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
3945	I’ll have to ask the squirrel	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
3946	You'll love it--Marie Kondo used to live here.	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
3947	I don't do windows."	1.1565	0.03825	115	99	14	2
3948	You don't have to worry about being in the floodplain!	1.1565	0.03620	115	98	16	1
3949	DEI built this house.	1.1562	0.04215	128	114	8	6
3950	Rumor has it that Joanna and Chip are interested in this unique property.	1.1562	0.04274	96	83	11	2
3951	Perfect for those wanting to unplug in an elevated living experience	1.1562	0.04009	96	82	13	1
3952	You won’t have to rake the leaves in the fall.	1.1562	0.03408	128	109	18	1
3953	I don't have anything but, I'm sure it'll sell as a reality show.	1.1560	0.04158	109	95	11	3
3954	As soon as your deposit is in escrow, we can arrange your interview with the Co-Op board.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
3955	Nestled in nature, this cozy home features an open floor plan.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
3956	It used to belong to my uncle Tom.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
3957	We're good with it as long as you don't have an HOA.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
3958	It’s fully furnished with crumpled candy wrappers and empty Coke cans.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
3959	This place is a hidden gem. It just needs a little imagination.	1.1560	0.03727	109	93	15	1
3960	My husband gave it to our 14 year old on his birthday last week. Looks like he's already outgrown it. Who knew?	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
3961	I believe there may be a problem with the title.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
3962	sure, it’s a fixer upper, but the view is magnificent.	1.1560	0.03948	109	94	13	2
3963	The perfect home to start your family tree	1.1558	0.05250	77	68	6	3
3964	It needs a little work but, considering the neighborhood, the view and the fact that my commission is negotiable, the price is reasonable and it is very child-friendly.	1.1557	0.03864	122	106	13	3
3965	We call this...elevated...downsizing	1.1557	0.03496	122	104	17	1
3966	And there is an unfinished basement with unlimited square footage…	1.1556	0.04154	90	77	12	1
3967	Many couples like to begin their home owning experience with a three-board walkup, they're an easy way to build equity.	1.1556	0.04717	90	79	8	3
3968	It's a great starter home if you can see the potential.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
3969	The view will appreciate along with the value.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
3970	“This one has it all: incomparable ceiling height and an en suite bird bath.”	1.1553	0.04310	103	90	10	3
3971	My son just graduated from college and he wants to move home. I need to tell him I sold his room.	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
3972	‘I mean, who said it was impossible to get on the property ladder!’	1.1553	0.03587	103	87	16	0
3973	This is not what I expected when I saw your ad for an accessory dwelling unit.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
3974	any restriction on short-term rentals?	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
3975	It’s out of a flood zone. A true diamond in the rough for a little elbow grease.	1.1553	0.04083	103	89	12	2
3976	I don’t know…something about the economy	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
3977	Is it pet friendly?	1.1553	0.03843	103	88	14	1
3978	It's gently used, but there are bits of snips and snails and puppy dogs' tails.	1.1552	0.03591	116	99	16	1
3979	This is a tree fort. It is for sale.	1.1552	0.03987	116	101	12	3
3980	With these rates, real estate is for the birds.	1.1552	0.03591	116	99	16	1
3981	You said room for two. You didn't specify two of what.	1.1552	0.03591	116	99	16	1
3982	Buy now for a perfectly unreasonable amount of money!	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
3983	Does it come with the tree included?	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
3984	The stairs might need some repairs, but the view will make up for it.	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
3985	Seriously though, it will surely grow on you...	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
3986	I know what you're thinking... "why wouldn't you just leave the wood in the tree?"	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
3987	You better make a decision quickly, this is the only tiny house for sale in our neighborhood	1.1546	0.03690	97	82	15	0
3988	It's what the visionaries calls "Arboreal Artisan."	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
3989	Sure, Amazon may have difficulty with deliveries, but now you’ll have roots.	1.1546	0.04479	97	85	9	3
3990	O	1.1546	0.04232	97	84	11	2
3991	Just a reminder that the club house fees are a bit steep.	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
3992	The previous owners told me they had upgraded to a rooftop tent on their SUV.	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
3993	Lightly wooded, great view, above the bric-a-brac.	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
3994	Well, yes. it does need a bit of work, but the view!	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
3995	This is our 'out on a limb model.'	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
3996	millennials have been eating these up! Cozy and affordable!	1.1545	0.03915	110	95	13	2
3997	I found it on treelia.com!	1.1545	0.04122	110	96	11	3
3998	Sure it’s a fixer-upper, but it comes with automatic membership in the local club!	1.1545	0.03835	123	107	13	3
3999	It's a great starter home! You'll never have to shovel the snow from the front steps!	1.1545	0.03470	123	105	17	1
4000	If you always dreamed of a house in the woods, this house if for you!	1.1544	0.03528	149	130	15	4
4001	and it’s only $450,00!	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
4002	Now,this home is really down to earth. Early birds chirping and your cat will never get stuck in another tree!	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
4003	It’s a steal for a walk up in this neighborhood.	1.1538	0.04112	91	78	12	1
4004	I knew rents were rising but this is a step too far!	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
4005	We put the tree on the tree	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
4006	I thought hell was down below.	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
4007	It’s in our price range, but there’s no space to park the car.	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
4008	Oh, it will be a project	1.1538	0.03809	104	89	14	1
4009	It does have to open concept.	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
4010	Yours for only $5,000 plus $250,000 to bring it up to code.	1.1538	0.03803	91	77	14	0
4011	TREE HOUSE OF THE AUGUST MOON !!!	1.1538	0.03764	117	101	14	2
4012	And you can add a hammock as an auxiliary dwelling unit!	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
4013	My mother-In-Law loved it.	1.1538	0.03555	104	88	16	0
4014	You could market it as an Up in the Airbnb!	1.1538	0.03563	117	100	16	1
4015	Sure, but consider the elevation and sea rise - it might be Omaha but you never know.	1.1538	0.04271	104	91	10	3
4016	Sure, it's a walk-up. But they only want $1.3 million for it!	1.1538	0.04046	104	90	12	2
4017	Look, I can call the owner to ask if they'll drop in a toilet, but you should know I have an investment trust with cash ready to buy as-is.	1.1538	0.03855	130	114	12	4
4018	The kids could use some fresh air.	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
4019	... and the HOA fees are super low!	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
4020	We’re thinking of branching out a bit.	1.1538	0.03955	117	102	12	3
4021	That's the Au Pair's Suite. Jordy's 23 so I guess they don't need it anymore.	1.1532	0.03806	124	108	13	3
4022	Great view, tweeting birds, property grows larger over time - totally organic living.	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
4023	The view!	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
4024	What’s it going to take to get you in this house?	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
4025	The yard's pretty small but you can't beat the view.	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
4026	You can bring it down if you like"	1.1532	0.03665	111	95	15	1
4027	Just think about the dog days of summer.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
4028	It’s small but at least expansive.	1.1532	0.03882	111	96	13	2
4029	It has potential just needs some work but think of the views you’ll have.	1.1532	0.04087	111	97	11	3
4030	You can go in any direction you want. Maybe you'll get there, and maybe you won't.	1.1531	0.04667	98	87	7	4
4031	Affordable, yes. But the last tenants may or may not have had cooties.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
4032	Mr. Tarzan broke his arm so he's decided to let it go.	1.1531	0.04667	98	87	7	4
4033	I hope we pre-qualify	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4034	. . . and when nature calls, the outhouse is right there.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
4035	House hunting in Oakland, California be like...	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
4036	It's about time Joey begins to understand the actual value of things.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
4037	It's a 20 year land-lease with 6 month air rights.	1.1531	0.04192	98	85	11	2
4038	Be prepared for a bidding war with a cash buyer.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4039	She says she's not coming out till this bidding war ends!	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4040	The only downside is you can't ground your kids.	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4041	So this one is a little out of your price range but it has a great view, lots of natural light, and is the largest out of the properties I will show you.	1.1531	0.04436	98	86	9	3
4042	As I said earlier, you can definitely buy a house in this economy	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4043	It’s just a few steps to the front door and the views are spectacular!	1.1531	0.03933	98	84	13	1
4044	And of course you're free to AirBnB it with room for pets.	1.1529	0.04269	85	73	11	1
4045	The price you'll pay is getting up there, yet the overhead is low.	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
4046	Earthquakes? The foundation is made from solid oak.	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
4047	I was always dreaming living in a mansion Please Dear We always wanted a big family Our house is too small and Hon It even comes with a ladder included He said we take it	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
4048	This one has free, natural AC & hurricane insurance; it's kid friendly--& just a few bucks more than your hotel room!	1.1525	0.03535	118	101	16	1
4049	Yeah, someone else has already put down a bid for 300k so better move fast	1.1525	0.03324	118	100	18	0
4050	To think the former owners, though only 6, perfected the wabi-sabi aesthetic.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
4051	This is the most unique house in the valley.	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
4052	The New NAR Headquarters"	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
4053	more people are going for the "little house" idea . This one is solid oak and has ability to branch out	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
4054	I believe that this is one of those houses that you pay $1.00 for. The Ones that are in another country!!	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
4055	The Shed alone costs $800, 000 !	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
4056	I'll throw in an extra step and front door to the sales price.	1.1524	0.03775	105	90	14	1
4057	Unfortunately, the Connecticut housing market is still very strong.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
4058	Yes, this is a sun-filled, bi-level studio with nature views and plumbing optional at the owners discretion.	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
4059	It's really quite comfortable. Out son lived in it until he went to college, but we need to sell it pay the tuition. "	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
4060	It’s a little out of your budget but you can always rent out the second branch	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
4061	The previous owners moved out after they became empty-nesters.	1.1524	0.04232	105	92	10	3
4062	The market is tight. As they say, perfect is the enemy of good.	1.1524	0.03524	105	89	16	0
4063	Rustic, private, and you’re going to absolutely love the views.	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
4064	How bout this one?” “It’s a fuckin’ treehouse, idiot!	1.1524	0.04444	105	93	8	4
4065	Perfect option since you are moving up in the world!	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
4066	Upside? No mowing. Downside? You really feel the market’s ups and downs.	1.1524	0.04444	105	93	8	4
4067	You can see the Lady Liberty from here and it’s only 1.5 Million a real bargain!	1.1524	0.04010	105	91	12	2
4068	You said that you wanted great views.	1.1522	0.03396	138	119	17	2
4069	There’s no heat or electric, but you’re paying for the view	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
4070	Charming”	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4071	This is the only listing you can afford without going out on a limb." jessicasswaim@aol.co	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4072	At $1.5M this one is going to go fast.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
4073	And we're calling this one, naughty by nature.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4074	Oh, we've got dirt on the entire HOA board.	1.1522	0.04354	92	80	10	2
4075	Of course it’s been recently upgraded and comes with a state of the art styrofoam cup phone and pulley system.	1.1522	0.04620	92	81	8	3
4076	Can YOUR knees still bend that high?	1.1522	0.03765	92	78	14	0
4077	Zillow estimates it at over a million but my kids will let it go for 2 new iPhones.	1.1518	0.03634	112	96	15	1
4078	The owners are empty nesters who downsized to a poolhouse that doesn’t have any stairs.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
4079	It has a great view, in Winter.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
4080	We call this Nouveau on-a-budget.	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
4081	Can we get it for asking or will there be a bidding war?	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
4082	Perfect for putting down roots and you'll never outgrow it.	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
4083	Is that your max? We’ve already had several offers.	1.1518	0.04053	112	98	11	3
4084	It’s affordable upstate living, with a twist.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
4085	An IKEA tree home tour	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
4086	The asking price is $1 million. A bargain in the current property market.	1.1518	0.03849	112	97	13	2
4087	This is the oak tree model. For a slight upcharge we offer a more compact model suitable for maple and elm trees.	1.1515	0.04152	99	86	11	2
4088	You know, we’ve previously rented this on Airbnb for $1,000 a night	1.1515	0.04393	99	87	9	3
4089	It's a step up from where you're living, now.	1.1515	0.03622	99	84	15	0
4090	It’s now an ADU.	1.1513	0.03508	119	102	16	1
4091	This has come on the market just today so you are the lucky ones to see it first.	1.1513	0.03705	119	103	14	2
4092	The previous occupants were literally empty nesters.	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
4093	A treehouse? In this economy?	1.1513	0.03893	119	104	12	3
4094	With no utilities, it's very environmentally friendly and inexpensive to live in, but it doesn't meet ADA specs, so you have to pay for it with cash only.	1.1511	0.03373	139	120	17	2
4095	Think about whether you want to get into something that is over your heads.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4096	Unfortunately, this one’s a walk-up.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
4097	Once owned by child star Bart Simpson...	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4098	Yes! Equal opportunity housing!	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4099	What's the mortgage rate?	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4100	Lofts are very hot right now!	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
4101	Real estate sure is high these days.	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
4102	Decree? I’m sorry, I said a stately pleasuredome in tree	1.1509	0.03975	106	92	12	2
4103	It’s a great investment property, but unfortunately we are only taking all cash offers.	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4104	You did say 'treesome', right?	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4105	Organic modern with a view	1.1509	0.04404	106	94	8	4
4106	Penthouse? I’m sorry, there appears to be some sort of misunderstanding…	1.1509	0.03742	106	91	14	1
4107	It's only $200,000.	1.1508	0.03393	126	108	17	1
4108	Heard wifi was terrible in there.	1.1508	0.03393	126	108	17	1
4109	It has a million dollar view.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4110	I told you not to cut his allowance	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4111	Perfect! It completes our image as "the oddball throuple."	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4112	I mean, our parents always said: Buying real estate is the next level of adulthood…	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4113	It might need some work, but its in out price rang.	1.1505	0.04030	93	80	12	1
4114	In Los Angeles, it would be listed for 1.5 million dollars	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4115	‘This one here is our upgraded version of the dog house… you’d want to get in trouble just to enjoy the view!’	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4116	The housing market really is getting up there!	1.1505	0.04573	93	82	8	3
4117	We’ll throw in a cable canopy-tour set-up in the sale	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
4118	You said you wanted to be surrounded by nature…	1.1504	0.03604	113	97	15	1
4119	Unfortunately this is the only house in your price range	1.1504	0.03817	113	98	13	2
4120	We guarantee that the basement won’t leak.	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
4121	We've had three offers on it just this morning.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
4122	The previous owner had a 'No Girls Allowed' policy.	1.1500	0.03860	100	86	13	1
4123	The architect is of the Minimalist School.	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
4124	Upside fresh air. Downside, Squirrels and Woodpeckers.	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
4125	The current owner is a back to nature enthusiast!	1.1500	0.03862	120	105	12	3
4126	Thank you for coming to the open house.	1.1500	0.03676	120	104	14	2
4127	This neighborhood is going to make you closer to God	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
4128	So how much is our son's Clubhouse Membership here?	1.1500	0.04352	100	88	9	3
4129	And in summer you can also rent out the attic as a shady spot for relief from the fires.	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
4130	Well, with both of your incomes and this economy…did I mention my son designs homes?	1.1500	0.03481	120	103	16	1
4131	…and it also comes with a fully non-functional kitchen toy	1.1500	0.04113	100	87	11	2
4132	Now this is what we call high end real estate.	1.1500	0.03589	100	85	15	0
4133	Yes, but your homeowners insurance will be really cheap!	1.1496	0.03369	127	109	17	1
4134	In today's market, this place is a reasonable starter home for you.	1.1496	0.03369	127	109	17	1
4135	The asking price is $1.35 Million, but the Sellers already have four offers higher than the ask.	1.1496	0.03369	127	109	17	1
4136	You said you wanted an open floor-plan loft with spectacular views.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
4137	We've already downsized once. It's difficult to know where to head next.	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
4138	Gerhy was precocious. Note how the raw materials, unconventional shapes, and exposed structural framework characteristic of his mature work are already present in this 1-bedroom from 1944.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
4139	Woodstock 69	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
4140	There's also a fire escape on the other side.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
4141	Yeah, but if it was wheelchair adapted, the price would be higher."	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
4142	It's your basic ADU.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
4143	But honey, it's all about the view.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
4144	Good for the hips. Groceries might need a lift, though.	1.1495	0.03710	107	92	14	1
4145	Airy, open floorplan, views, and priced with room for your own touches.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
4146	The yoga studio space is small--but there's ample parking.	1.1495	0.03940	107	93	12	2
4147	You go first!	1.1495	0.03464	107	91	16	0
4148	We got a small ADU grant.	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
4149	I'm telling you, it's a catch, for only 5.7 million!	1.1495	0.04158	107	94	10	3
4150	Hey, in Toronto $1.4 mill for this lil gem is a steal!	1.1494	0.04178	87	75	11	1
4151	And you will not need flood insurance.	1.1491	0.03986	114	100	11	3
4152	It's in a very upscale neighborhood!	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
4153	You’re gonna want to get an offer in ASAP, before the squirrels get squatter’s rights.	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
4154	Rising sea levels…….no problem!!!	1.1491	0.03351	114	97	17	0
4155	Yes,,, BUT ,,on te other hand do you have any pet birds ??	1.1491	0.03575	114	98	15	1
4156	The entryway exercise opportunity is free	1.1491	0.03786	114	99	13	2
4157	It's hard not to be smug knowing you will own the most planet-friendly Net Zero home on the block. And it's so freeing to spurn that Keep-Up-with-the-Jones consumerism.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4158	Trunk line - branching out - new housing	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4159	... and you are allowed to build an ADU inside the trunk.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4160	Yes, there is an HOA, actually HOAT. A house on a tree fee.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4161	True but no one else has access to the stairs but you.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4162	Yes, our out house landed up there after the last tornado.	1.1489	0.04267	94	82	10	2
4163	Built in 1972.	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4164	I know it doesn’t look like much, but it’s a great starter home with a world class view that’s well worth the $400k price tag	1.1489	0.03990	94	81	12	1
4165	Has a great view and you'll love the birds!	1.1488	0.03832	121	106	12	3
4166	A room with a view they said. How can that be misleading advertising.	1.1488	0.03832	121	106	12	3
4167	There’s a bidding war on this one!	1.1488	0.03648	121	105	14	2
4168	And it has solid oak floors.	1.1488	0.03832	121	106	12	3
4169	No, the house stays.	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
4170	It has a lot of room for growth.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
4171	When the leaves turn, there's a nice view.	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
4172	"A proven platform for success."	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
4173	A little paint...a little fix up!	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
4174	That’s really not what we had in mind when we said elevated living.	1.1485	0.03556	101	86	15	0
4175	Oh course, you could build a ramp.	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
4176	What's not to like -- except the toll gate access to the street.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
4177	I think it’s time I laid some roots in this town.	1.1485	0.04311	101	89	9	3
4178	Honestly, you'll be living it up here!	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
4179	Well it’s in your price range	1.1485	0.04075	101	88	11	2
4180	The view is unparalleled	1.1485	0.03824	101	87	13	1
4181	It will be a hit on AIRbnb too!”	1.1484	0.03694	128	112	13	3
4182	with a fresh coat of paint, this house is a steal right at the top of your budget	1.1484	0.03344	128	110	17	1
4183	It's perfect for "snow birds"!	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
4184	Don't worry about the squatters. The squirrel catcher's on his way."	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
4185	It’s stabilized.	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
4186	...and don't forget the foolproof security! Would YOU want to rob this home?"	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
4187	A perfect starter, private and affordable.	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
4188	It also comes with a panoramic view of the ocean…	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
4189	This unit has the best view of the fence line	1.1481	0.03866	135	120	10	5
4190	I didn't know EDU stood for Empty Domicile Upsteps	1.1481	0.03906	108	94	12	2
4191	„As you can see, the area is very green, you have a wonderful view and if you’re lucky, you can find fresh eggs in the branches!“	1.1481	0.03678	108	93	14	1
4192	It's basically priced at land value	1.1478	0.03324	115	98	17	0
4193	Look, I was polite enough to not mention you dressed the same as each other. Now let’s view this treehouse that I definitely thought was a viable option for you both!	1.1478	0.03953	115	101	11	3
4194	i'm not supposed to mention this but this is going to sell for above asking, if you want it I would have cash and come in high.	1.1478	0.03755	115	100	13	2
4195	I told the kids we were sizing down, not up.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4196	Eco-friendly or not, that's pretty steep.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4197	so this is how redlining works, got it?	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4198	It’s the new definition of ‘Moving Up’	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4199	It’s a soft market for tree houses right now but you have to see it as a long term investment	1.1477	0.03804	88	75	13	0
4200	I wondered why the HOA fees were listed in acorns.	1.1477	0.04133	88	76	11	1
4201	originally built for kids, but adults like to interfere everywhere.	1.1477	0.04438	88	77	9	2
4202	Well, my kid had a major setback in his crypto career, but he'll need it back if his parole goes thru.	1.1475	0.03428	122	105	16	1
4203	Should the house be insured for splinters?	1.1475	0.03620	122	106	14	2
4204	This was actually where Rocky Raccoon spent his last years with Gideon’s Bible.	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4205	1.2 million…. ….such a steal. …i know, right.	1.1474	0.03656	95	81	14	0
4206	The price may seem high but remember it's a custom home.	1.1474	0.04482	95	84	8	3
4207	Even in this volatile market I promise you will never be underwater on your loan on this fixer-upper.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
4208	Average house prices in the neighborhood will go down, property taxes will go down - we all win	1.1474	0.04225	95	83	10	2
4209	You could flip it as an upper fixer upper.	1.1474	0.03951	95	82	12	1
4210	Just waiting on a text with the secret assword-pay.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4211	Does the HOA cover tree trimming?	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4212	The taxes are low.;	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4213	It's our only "affordable housing" offering. Take it or leave it!	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4214	The sellers will give you a 3.5% mortgage.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4215	Just n	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4216	Views are great and you’ll have no problem getting flood insurance.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4217	Completely open concept. It's really like one big room.	1.1471	0.03524	102	87	15	0
4218	Baby shoes. Never worn.	1.1471	0.04038	102	89	11	2
4219	The housing market here has a lot of future potential. Some might call it slow but sure growth.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4220	There is no central air but you will get a lot of air regardless.	1.1471	0.03790	102	88	13	1
4221	This treetop villa features an open floor plan.	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
4222	This listing is very exclusive, but you two are upwardly mobile enough for consideration.	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
4223	A true four season room.	1.1468	0.03405	109	93	16	0
4224	Shrinkflation’s everywhere	1.1468	0.03646	109	94	14	1
4225	Maybe not up to code but has a permanent wood foundation.	1.1468	0.03872	109	95	12	2
4226	With todays rates, this is your best bet	1.1466	0.03921	116	102	11	3
4227	We took down the” no girls allowed” sign.	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
4228	Previous owners? Their children moved out after college, making them empty nesters.	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
4229	haha	1.1466	0.03518	116	100	15	1
4230	It has bicycle parking and a hidden trapdoor with a secret escape pole. The best part is you can make-believe it’s a castle in the sky!	1.1466	0.03921	116	102	11	3
4231	This was buitl for millenials, but they can't even handle the rent.	1.1466	0.04108	116	103	9	4
4232	Our kid would be a dick of a landlord.	1.1466	0.03725	116	101	13	2
4233	This is where the extra square footage comes from.	1.1461	0.04673	89	79	7	3
4234	You should get in on the ground floor	1.1461	0.04391	89	78	9	2
4235	This one actually has six bids on it already. I'm just showing it to make you feel bad about yourselves.	1.1461	0.04090	89	77	11	1
4236	The previous owner moved to Florida when it got chilly.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4237	It will never sell. Squatters moved in and they refuse to leave.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4238	We call it “21st Century Neo Beaver Rustic.’	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4239	walk up, climb up, you say tomato...	1.1458	0.04437	96	85	8	3
4240	It's what you get with a reverse mortgage.	1.1458	0.03621	96	82	14	0
4241	I’m really not sure how much acorns are selling for	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4242	We've ordered an elevator.	1.1458	0.03912	96	83	12	1
4243	Those steps will never pass inspection.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4244	I know the price is somewhat elevated, but the views are skyrocketing.	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4245	The original owner was a squirrel, the current owner is a nut	1.1458	0.04183	96	84	10	2
4246	This is a bargain in the Hamptons.	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4247	It turned out to be too much of a down-size for us.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4248	This one’s for the birds.”	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
4249	You could tell folks you've adopted an elevated lifestyle.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4250	It’s a nice little fixer upper. Fantastic neighborhood, great schools, spectacular views, loft setting…one point two mil and it’s yours for a steal!	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4251	I thought the ad said Penthouse. You'd think so, for the price of it!	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4252	It's kind of elaborate for a tree house.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4253	With this, you get a bird’s eye view. They tend to peak in every morning.	1.1456	0.03755	103	89	13	1
4254	I told you not to select ‘environmentally friendly’ as our most important feature in the house we want to buy!	1.1456	0.04001	103	90	11	2
4255	Excellent view of the neighborhood. Great school district. It’s featured on Zillow at a steal, only $456,000.	1.1456	0.04451	103	92	7	4
4256	This is the Au Pair’s suite. Jordy just turned 23 so they don’t need it anymore.	1.1456	0.03493	103	88	15	0
4257	Well…I guess it is an upgrade.	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
4258	Think of it as a way to get back to the good old days!	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
4259	Sure it’s a bit over the $1.8 M median home price, but think of the unobstructed view!	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
4260	A high splinter-to-square-foot ratio keeps this well within your price range."	1.1455	0.03615	110	95	14	1
4261	To stay in your price range, we’re gonna need to branch out.	1.1455	0.04051	110	97	10	3
4262	Even though it's in a seedy part of the neighborhood, you'll have a great view!	1.1455	0.03377	110	94	16	0
4263	Millennials dream house	1.1455	0.03839	110	96	12	2
4264	Ive been saving up for the down payment	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
4265	It’s low-maintenance, with great height-potential!	1.1453	0.03889	117	103	11	3
4266	The birds have fully furnished it for you.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
4267	It will do wonders for your sex life.	1.1453	0.03490	117	101	15	1
4268	This is a branch-style house	1.1452	0.03376	124	107	16	1
4269	Good News! Less land to have landscaped.	1.1452	0.03176	124	106	18	0
4270	It's the latest rend in adventure housing...even going to the bathroom is an adventure.	1.1446	0.04578	83	73	8	2
4271	I know, but at least it’s not a cradle.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4272	The previous owners graduated to middle school.	1.1444	0.04345	90	79	9	2
4273	The kid's an entrepreneur!	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4274	Our family tree does date back to the American Revolution.	1.1444	0.04048	90	78	11	1
4275	As seen on Zillow Gone Child.	1.1444	0.03726	90	77	13	0
4276	Your son has already made an offer on the neighbor's pool house and needs to sell this quickly.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4277	Although the tree isn't included it's within budget!	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4278	It's a place for you to take your Hos so we can save on motel bills.	1.1443	0.04394	97	86	8	3
4279	The mortgage is reasonable, but the ground rent keeps growing.	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4280	Fingers crossed, we might be able to get a credit for the missing step.	1.1443	0.04142	97	85	10	2
4281	Stairway to heaven?!!?	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4282	I’m happy to report that this two-story is within your budget	1.1443	0.03875	97	84	12	1
4283	It's the best I can afford	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
4284	My newest listing. I call it a pre-starter house. Eco-friendly with near zero carbon-footprint. Dirt cheap as well. Move-in ready.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4285	Yes, Amazon delivers right to your tree.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
4286	It does need some work, but with you making the first cash offer I think it can be yours.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
4287	Because of Bidenomics, this is the only house in your price range.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4288	It features an open floor plan with natural light and hardwood floors throughout, with the potential for an in-law unit on the lower level.	1.1442	0.04193	104	92	9	3
4289	Our homes give you an option to have Dutch doors and six-on-six windows or... a bespoke design of your own choice.	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
4290	He got it in the divorce, and it must be just too painful to stay in the neighborhood.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4291	Illustration done by Kimberly mostella	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
4292	I'm not able to provide a storm cellar at this price point.	1.1442	0.03722	104	90	13	1
4293	No risk of flooding, free daily birdsongs.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4294	You can always refinance when rates come down.	1.1442	0.03965	104	91	11	2
4295	It's a Lady Bird Deed, but she's an old crow	1.1442	0.03462	104	89	15	0
4296	It's an upper fixer-upper with a view!	1.1441	0.04016	111	98	10	3
4297	We are a little over budget but wait until you see the original shiplap	1.1441	0.03807	111	97	12	2
4298	I'm telling you George, tiny living is the key to an early retirement.	1.1441	0.03585	111	96	14	1
4299	It will make a wonderful starter house	1.1441	0.03349	111	95	16	0
4300	Yes, DIY Accessory Dwelling Units now have have Zoning Office approval.	1.1441	0.03666	118	103	13	2
4301	The previous owner is an influencer”	1.1441	0.03462	118	102	15	1
4302	Well, it’s a casita with a view. Half a mil seems reasonable.	1.1441	0.04042	118	105	9	4
4303	Although it’s at the top of your budget, when interest rates come down you can refinance.	1.1441	0.03858	118	104	11	3
4304	To top it off, the ground rent on the tree is very reasonable.	1.1440	0.03153	125	107	18	0
4305	...plus, you'll have expert knowledge of weather conditions.	1.1429	0.03555	112	97	14	1
4306	A little Spartan but the best view in the neighborhood.	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
4307	Your price range is limiting my search - but the new rules do allow me to negotiate our commission.....	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4308	Plus you could be eligible to add an Accessory Dwelling Unit.	1.1429	0.03838	98	85	12	1
4309	This home may seem pricey, but a great view with free air and utilities more than make up for it.	1.1429	0.03828	119	105	11	3
4310	Do you ADU?	1.1429	0.03929	105	92	11	2
4311	See, I told you real estate was on the rise.	1.1429	0.03221	119	102	17	0
4312	Notice the open floor concept...	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
4313	At least it’s affordable. Just needs a little love.	1.1429	0.03689	91	78	13	0
4314	The garage is in the back. The squirrels use it for storage.	1.1429	0.03431	105	90	15	0
4315	You can rent to own.	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
4316	Tiny house much?	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4317	Great views, 'Natural' Air Conditioning.	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
4318	I will go out on a limb to get you the best price	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4319	Revised version of my previous submission: "It's the perfect balance of suburban convenience while being off the grid."	1.1429	0.04156	105	93	9	3
4320	...and, you'll develop fabulous 'glutes' coming and going.	1.1429	0.03431	105	90	15	0
4321	This is the perfect dream house for first time buyers.	1.1429	0.03637	119	104	13	2
4322	The views are great”	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
4323	So the unit is $2,500 a month, no bathroom included.	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
4324	We petitioned the zoning board for an escalator, but we were denied.	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4325	Where's the ADA ramp?	1.1429	0.04300	91	80	9	2
4326	It’s a good hedge against climate change and no room for a mother in law. Checks all of our boxes.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4327	My son recently became aware of the skyrocketing cost of a college education.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
4328	The previous owners were two little itty-bitty people.	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
4329	Yes, intergenerational living is making a major comeback.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
4330	Fixed up a little, it could be used as an Airbnb.	1.1429	0.04351	98	87	8	3
4331	Unleash your inner adventurer and claim your own slice of treetop paradise, where imagination takes flight and the mundane world below fades into insignificance.	1.1429	0.03689	105	91	13	1
4332	D’ya think the tree’s includes ?	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
4333	Yes, hardwood everything. The only offer so far is a piggy bank in escrow.	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
4334	It’s the latest alternative for flood insurance.	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
4335	It IS the ONLY fenced tree left on the Island, and comes with a spacious handyman special McMansion!	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
4336	Can you believe this great property didn’t start a bidding war? The new generations are too entitle	1.1429	0.03435	119	103	15	1
4337	The last owner was nuts for leaving.	1.1429	0.04006	91	79	11	1
4338	O bed, O bath, but the view is amazing	1.1429	0.04103	98	86	10	2
4339	This will be the perfect gift for Garfield 's birthday, it has a giant scratching space.	1.1429	0.03775	112	98	12	2
4340	So this is retirement proof?	1.1429	0.03828	119	105	11	3
4341	As you can see the views from up there are priceless and very nostalgic	1.1429	0.03982	112	99	10	3
4342	This ain't Texas.	1.1429	0.04527	84	74	8	2
4343	The sellers have agreed to add a door, windows, and handrails.	1.1429	0.03321	112	96	16	0
4344	We guarantee no peeping Toms, only peeping Robins.	1.1417	0.03197	120	103	17	0
4345	Maybe we can afford to rent?	1.1416	0.03526	113	98	14	1
4346	I'll need those HOA documents signed before we present your offer.	1.1416	0.03526	113	98	14	1
4347	It's competitive at seventeen fucktillion.	1.1416	0.03949	113	100	10	3
4348	Tiny tree houses are all the rage now.	1.1416	0.03526	113	98	14	1
4349	The only type of house millennials can afford in NYC	1.1416	0.03294	113	97	16	0
4350	...and as soon as your husband stops playing with himself, we can go look at the upstairs.	1.1416	0.03949	113	100	10	3
4351	It’s beautiful, with gorgeous views, but we need to wait for interest rates to go down	1.1416	0.03743	113	99	12	2
4352	Who needs a kitchen when you got curb appeal?	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
4353	This open house has a very open floor plan.	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
4354	Is this what you meant by ‘nesting’	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
4355	I guess we should go	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
4356	Well... I could give you a discount, considering the neighbors are nuts.	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
4357	At least it’s above ground versus underground.	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
4358	We'll carpet the stairway. Otherwise everything works.	1.1415	0.03656	106	92	13	1
4359	Uncle Ted said we should do whatever it takes to start climbing the property ladder.	1.1415	0.03894	106	93	11	2
4360	On the other hand, the view is good, the price is great, and sometimes it's fun to go out on a limb!	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4361	Think of it as the revenge of the redlined.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4362	I can see by the look on your faces that you’ve heard. Okay. It’s true. It’s haunted.	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4363	Can we make a conditional offer that includes putting in an escalator?	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4364	An excellent selection for your Roots.	1.1414	0.04064	99	87	10	2
4365	Please don’t be alarmed by the squatting squirrels	1.1414	0.03520	99	85	14	0
4366	This neighborhood sees very little crime.	1.1414	0.04310	99	88	8	3
4367	Eastern exposure, central cooling.. it IS a bit of a 'climber-upper'…	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4368	Oh by the way, it also cuts down your greenhouse emissions	1.1414	0.03801	99	86	12	1
4369	It's a bit of a compromise, but the view of the ocean from the main living space is not to be missed!"	1.1413	0.03965	92	80	11	1
4370	So this is what's available when you go with MLM.	1.1412	0.04476	85	75	8	2
4371	There’s space for an exercise room in the basement.	1.1412	0.03799	85	73	12	0
4372	We were proud of my mother-in-law's home.. Did it myself.	1.1410	0.03966	78	67	11	0
4373	When you said you wanted to capture the essence of nyc in our small town I immediately knew this was the one.	1.1410	0.05072	78	70	5	3
4374	Well, it does have Central Air and comes with a room with a view!	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
4375	Just imagine the view in 50 years.	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
4376	I'm not sure, but, from what they left behind, we think the previous occupants pupated and flew off.	1.1404	0.03712	114	100	12	2
4377	It’s an upper fix-it-upper.	1.1404	0.03497	114	99	14	1
4378	The seller is "motivated."	1.1402	0.03372	107	92	15	0
4379	It's a great deal, but there's one stipulation: no stinky girls allowed!	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
4380	Adam and Eve too began with a tree!	1.1402	0.04082	107	95	9	3
4381	The housing market, circa 2025.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
4382	It is cheap. But remember: no smoking, no guests after nine and teeth must be brushed before bedtime.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
4383	Right. Probably not big enough for an outdoor restaurant.	1.1402	0.03372	107	92	15	0
4384	We're standing in a flood plain, one day you'll thank me.	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
4385	Truly a gem—no upstairs neighbors!	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
4386	The Treehouse self-identifies as UNK ... Utilities Not Known ....	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
4387	Bid low, it’s a chop down	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
4388	...and it has unobstructed leaf peeper views!	1.1402	0.03624	107	93	13	1
4389	I'll sleep on the ground	1.1402	0.03860	107	94	11	2
4390	I realize that it’s just a starter home but …	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
4391	Well at least it's not a weeping willow!" Robert Jamieson, Montreal, Quebe	1.1400	0.04025	100	88	10	2
4392	"As I always tell buyers, it's location, location, location."	1.1400	0.03487	100	86	14	0
4393	The real estate listing said "Stairway to Heaven" - bit misleading...	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
4394	It’s California. This is the best we’ll do for our 1 million dollar budget	1.1400	0.03766	100	87	12	1
4395	Give it a few years and the view will be incredible	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4396	You did say you wanted to climb the property ladder.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4397	It's the ideal home for a new empty nester couple.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4398	It's a fixer-upper.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
4399	It's cosy with a great view of the neighborhood. If you buy it today I'll throw in a pair of binoculars.	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4400	You said you wanted a green house with a view!	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4401	John, Is this our highway to heaven?" Karen Hardin Franklin, IN	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4402	Oh yes, Lofts are very popular these days.	1.1398	0.04213	93	82	9	2
4403	Unfortunately I'm having to downsize	1.1398	0.04481	93	83	7	3
4404	No girls allowed" is more of a suggestion than a rule	1.1398	0.03925	93	81	11	1
4405	The views are incredible.	1.1398	0.03615	93	80	13	0
4406	I know it's twelve feet over asking, but the market is pretty limited.	1.1395	0.04427	86	76	8	2
4407	On the plus side, the birds charge very low taxes."	1.1393	0.03553	122	107	13	2
4408	It's a wonderful way to tap your inner squirrel.	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
4409	...We can add some rooms in the next years...	1.1391	0.04075	115	103	8	4
4410	As you required, it's definitely "open concept"	1.1391	0.03682	115	101	12	2
4411	Apparently it's the perfect location for the next total eclipse.	1.1391	0.03884	115	102	10	3
4412	As a bonus, you'll never need worry about flooding!	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
4413	...and you can see the lake from the deck!	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
4414	It's new, all-green construction...and bonus, a fabulous view!	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
4415	And this beauty was owned by a young couple, whose changes in careers just made it necessary to sell.	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
4416	It’s very popular with the Gen Alpha crowd.	1.1389	0.03343	108	93	15	0
4417	Wait until you see the view!	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
4418	The kids are really NOT alright	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
4419	This is all we have in your price range. We have five other offers. It won’t last long.	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
4420	It doesn't have a garage or pool but the view is great.	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
4421	finished building this for the kids last week, but i’m trying to teach them the value of a dollar in today’s market	1.1389	0.04046	108	96	9	3
4422	1 br in a great location and it's on the National Registry of Historic Places as the original He-Man Woman-Hater's Club.	1.1389	0.03343	108	93	15	0
4423	Why yes, children are included...	1.1389	0.03593	108	94	13	1
4424	One and nothing down. It's a beaut and you can pay me the $250,000 over the next 30 years.	1.1389	0.03826	108	95	11	2
4425	You’ll get used to the chirps from the HOA each morning, I promise	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4426	Here's something a bit more in your price range.	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
4427	We used to rent it seasonally to a Purple Martin colony, but once it became too small for them we decided it was time to ride the Tiny House wave. How many kids did you say you had?	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4428	Well, One thing leads to another.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4429	You're both such soft, doughy millennial pussywillows I figured I'd shoot my shot and see if you went for it out of desperate paranoia to not be racist.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4430	Remember, you said that you set your home buying expectations very high.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4431	Just how much DID you want to stretch?	1.1386	0.03731	101	88	12	1
4432	The previous owner was a well known squirrel	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4433	The neighbours are far too chirpy in the morning!	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4434	The market's so competitive right now, this treehouse is actually considered a steal at tree times the asking price.	1.1386	0.03988	101	89	10	2
4435	With potential to grow the family tree.	1.1386	0.03455	101	87	14	0
4436	The previous owners paid peanuts for the place.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
4437	We're moving to something taller.	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4438	It’s small, but has great ground appeal.”	1.1383	0.04170	94	83	9	2
4439	If only it was on the first floor	1.1383	0.03886	94	82	11	1
4440	'and it has a family of gibbons who will eat up all the pesky mosquitos during the summer months..'	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
4441	It’s got the open concept you are looking for.	1.1383	0.04436	94	84	7	3
4442	Well at least we won’t need flood insurance.	1.1383	0.03580	94	81	13	0
4443	It's not much, but it's what you deserve.	1.1379	0.03216	116	100	16	0
4444	And just think, the gardening bill will be zero	1.1379	0.03441	116	101	14	1
4445	Rustic feel with the wood paneling, right?	1.1379	0.03652	116	102	12	2
4446	It’s cozy, but the views are spectacular!	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
4447	it's too late to get in on the ground floor in this neighborhood	1.1376	0.03315	109	94	15	0
4448	It's time for a smaller kid to take over it.	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
4449	Selling because we are empty bird house nesters.	1.1376	0.03793	109	96	11	2
4450	Yes, but the lower rates on Earthquake and Fire coverage should offset that slight increase in your Flood coverage.	1.1376	0.03315	109	94	15	0
4451	While it doesn't check all the boxes, it is in your price range and has a killer view.	1.1376	0.04011	109	97	9	3
4452	I know you guys are from New York, so you'll LOVE this place	1.1376	0.03562	109	95	13	1
4453	We got tired of doing BnB. Too much cleaning. So, decided to put the place on the market.	1.1374	0.03717	131	117	10	4
4454	Well, at least you'll be moving up in the world!	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4455	You'll be happy to learn that my commission has just been reduced from 6% to a whopping low of only 2%.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4456	I believe you mentioned your empty nesters."	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4457	Think of it as “organic”	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4458	And we drove a Mini.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4459	‘The market is really high right now.’	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4460	We won't offend the neighbors if we scramble our eggs will we?	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4461	It’s a bit of a fixer upper but the neighborhood is great.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4462	It's more than just a step up!	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4463	It’s the one segment of the market you can still squeeze some value out of.	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4464	A fantastic investment opportunity for the right buyer. In 10-15 years you’ll be sitting on the best view in the neighborhood.	1.1373	0.03951	102	90	10	2
4465	and this is the best one we have..I call it the love nest	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4466	Move in ready. Sellers are reviewing best and final in 20 minutes.	1.1373	0.04189	102	91	8	3
4467	No bites yet, but if the interest rate drops.. Look out!	1.1373	0.03697	102	89	12	1
4468	And the elevated view is superb.	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
4469	It's a studio loft with no attached walls - 1.6 million dollars.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4470	We'll submit your offer to our Es-Grow agent first thing tomorrow.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4471	The treehouse itself is fine, but the ground underneath is all restrictive covenants.	1.1368	0.04391	95	85	7	3
4472	Bobby has really gotten into pretending he’s a grown up lately, so we thought why not teach him its all fun and games until the rent is due.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4473	To be sold as is. Bids are due tomorrow.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4474	They're motivated sellers. A couple of empty-nesters wanting to downsize.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4475	The neighbors are a little squirrelly, but when it rains there’s a pool.	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4476	A walk up studio in this neighborhood is very rare.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
4477	It’s certified LEED Zero.	1.1368	0.04129	95	84	9	2
4478	Well, you did say that you wanted to get on the property ladder...	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
4479	turns out the sellers are NIMBYs.	1.1368	0.03545	95	82	13	0
4480	This excellent example of the Tiny House trend features a suburb view and amazing bird watching opportunities"	1.1368	0.03848	95	83	11	1
4481	Airbnb would be another option if the neighbors have no firearms.	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
4482	So, you are barking up the right tree!	1.1368	0.03821	117	104	10	3
4483	Insurance doesn’t cover termites	1.1368	0.03821	117	104	10	3
4484	The neighborhood is great for young families, you’re neighbors just welcomed 3 hatchlings	1.1368	0.03413	117	102	14	1
4485	Now you can have a lover!	1.1364	0.04331	88	78	8	2
4486	You won't find anything better for the price.	1.1364	0.04623	88	79	6	3
4487	The view of the neighbor woman sunbathing nude was cool, but lack of plumbing takes it's toll after awhile.	1.1364	0.03679	88	76	12	0
4488	If you’re pre-qualified you can pay 20% down today and move in immediately.	1.1364	0.03532	110	96	13	1
4489	… and this little gem offers a great view, too!	1.1364	0.03287	110	95	15	0
4490	I said to my kids I was not sponsoring their vacations. They are stubborn as me.	1.1364	0.04019	88	77	10	1
4491	One bird to another: gentrification begins	1.1364	0.03976	110	98	9	3
4492	No, she’s finished with graphic design, “done” with architecture, and sick of climbing. So now she’s going into Real Estate.	1.1360	0.03472	125	110	13	2
4493	This gorgeous studio apartment can be your tranquil retreat from the city. And it's only five minutes from LaGuardia!	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
4494	Plumbing?	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
4495	It’s the next wave in affordable housing… Tree-lestate.	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
4496	It's a fixerupper upper.	1.1359	0.03914	103	91	10	2
4497	It’s got good bones.	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
4498	With these interest rates, this is all you can afford	1.1359	0.03393	103	89	14	0
4499	Its a fixer upper, but no planning permission required	1.1359	0.03663	103	90	12	1
4500	Similar to interest rates, this one is raised & not coming down anytime soon	1.1358	0.04214	81	71	9	1
4501	Thank you for thinking about it, but as a solution to the housing crisis, I'm afraid this doesn't work.	1.1356	0.03165	118	102	16	0
4502	It's a steal even if it is a fixer-upper.	1.1354	0.03810	96	84	11	1
4503	It's the HOA fees that will really get you.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
4504	You know how realtors like to bake fresh cookies to entice buyers? Well, this tree house was formerly owned by some very talented elves! Smell for yourselves!	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
4505	Free fruit is a great feature but we would need oxygen mask all night	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
4506	Can't wait to paint this bad boy flamingo pink and rename it 'The Harriet Tubman Hideout!'	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
4507	Here is what is available in your price range; the view is impeccable.	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
4508	So, you’re in town but feel like you’re in the middle of the forest.	1.1354	0.04088	96	85	9	2
4509	It’s the new carbon capture housing scheme	1.1354	0.03511	96	83	13	0
4510	…and the half-bath you advertised?” “Yes. Twice weekly access to the garden hose, and a complimentary orange bucket.	1.1354	0.04348	96	86	7	3
4511	Think of all the money you will make renting it on airbub!	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
4512	What’s six figures when you’re nurturing your inner child?	1.1351	0.03502	111	97	13	1
4513	Gentreefication has gotten out of hand	1.1351	0.03942	111	99	9	3
4514	Does it comply with the ADA?	1.1349	0.03446	126	111	13	2
4515	The higher we rise the harder we fall !	1.1349	0.03257	126	110	15	1
4516	It’s a starter home till you branch out.	1.1348	0.04845	89	81	4	4
4517	As you can see, there’s plenty of room to grow…	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4518	You said you wanted to live in nature. Can’t top this!	1.1348	0.04285	89	79	8	2
4519	Last but not least this smart home features keyless entry! Nothing says secure convenience at your fingertips like unlimited secret handshakes, am I right?	1.1348	0.03976	89	78	10	1
4520	Perfect home! Very practical,including natural AC , tree lined, huge view!	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
4521	You'd have to be out of your tree to buy that.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4522	True, it is a bit of a fixer upper, but the good news is it is out of the flood plain.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
4523	That price includes one year of free HOA fees compliments of the host tree.	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4524	As millenials, I know it's a little out of your price range...	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4525	You know everyone is downsizing these days. You'll feel so free and uncluttered! And you won't believe the view from up there either!!	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4526	With mortgage rates the way they are, I expect I'll get over asking after the first open house!	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4527	And we'll include a "No Children Allowed" sign in the purchase price	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4528	Seems roomy for our budget.	1.1346	0.03879	104	92	10	2
4529	It’s a one-tree walk up with great views of the suburb	1.1346	0.03630	104	91	12	1
4530	A tree-house grows in Brooklyn	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
4531	Previous owner grew out of the home.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
4532	We’re YLIMBYs. Yes, literally in my backyard.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4533	The fact that we are even considering it does not reflect well on the progress of our species over the last four million years…	1.1340	0.03477	97	84	13	0
4534	And it’s only 550,000 dollars.	1.1340	0.04048	97	86	9	2
4535	Yes I am open to a Granny Flat but I really need it to be more accessible.	1.1340	0.04305	97	87	7	3
4536	The sustainability rating is excellent.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4537	Act fast! There are several bids over ask already.	1.1340	0.03773	97	85	11	1
4538	Strong enough to make a model for a megastructure.	1.1339	0.03697	112	99	11	2
4539	The previous owners were squirrels so the acorn stores are negotiable.	1.1339	0.03473	112	98	13	1
4540	It’s got great bones. In that nest.	1.1339	0.03233	112	97	15	0
4541	Lots of people your age are buying them.	1.1339	0.03421	127	112	13	2
4542	Three steps closer to haven.	1.1333	0.04075	105	94	8	3
4543	The previous owners were empty-nest squirrels.	1.1333	0.03333	105	91	14	0
4544	No, this isn't satirical.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
4545	You said you wanted to lower your monthly payments.	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
4546	You already mentioned the great view.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
4547	Ironically, the past resident posted a sign at the entrance reading 'No girls allowed'.	1.1333	0.03598	105	92	12	1
4548	And you will only share it with two roomies.	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
4549	Hey! Did you know we will be sharing a school district !?	1.1333	0.03935	90	79	10	1
4550	Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii don’t know what to do with my life anymore but I’m not going anywhere with my life right now and I’m just going home so I’m gonna be a little bit later than I thought I would but I don’t know what I’m gonna do with my life	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
4551	But think of the carbon offset.	1.1327	0.03206	113	98	15	0
4552	It’s got a ton of curb appeal and the lowest HOA on the block.	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
4553	Can't beat the location!	1.1327	0.03666	113	100	11	2
4554	and the schools in this neighborhood are top flight	1.1327	0.03876	113	101	9	3
4555	Not only is it cheap but it comes highly recommended by your daughter, the future lawyer.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
4556	It's pretty well featured for a starter home...	1.1327	0.03444	98	85	13	0
4557	You did ask for something rusting, close to nature, didn't you?	1.1327	0.04503	98	89	5	4
4558	It has no plumbing, heating, electric, or insulation, but the view is great	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
4559	Echolocation, echolocation, echolocation!	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
4560	Just imagine stepping up to this cozy and airy home!	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
4561	It's listed as a two-story house because technically the first is located on the second floor.	1.1327	0.03737	98	86	11	1
4562	Unfortunately, the HOA doesn't allow girls.	1.1327	0.04009	98	87	9	2
4563	It's a great investment that will certainly grow.	1.1327	0.04503	98	89	5	4
4564	You want the view of the valley it cost a little extra.	1.1325	0.03744	83	72	11	0
4565	It was definitely in The Simpsons, right..?	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
4566	It's a cozy mid-rise surrounded by a tree---a real bargain for the budget-minded.	1.1325	0.04779	83	75	5	3
4567	It's called Treetops.	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
4568	And you'll be climbing the stairway to heaven	1.1321	0.04038	106	95	8	3
4569	We can call Holmes on Homes	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
4570	It’s green and the property is up.	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
4571	You get covered parking AND you won't have to buy flood insurance.	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
4572	I know you’ve been saving for years now, but millennials just need to make more compromises. At least you can reminisce on your childhood!	1.1321	0.03304	106	92	14	0
4573	Off the grid living with no risk of flooding!	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
4574	You have to see inside to judge it fairly. Or, it's bigger than it looks.	1.1321	0.03566	106	93	12	1
4575	...and the park views are the best in the borough.	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
4576	The kitchen has a lovely backsplash.	1.1321	0.03809	106	94	10	2
4577	Just wait till you see the view of the city’s skyline	1.1321	0.04255	106	96	6	4
4578	It comes with parking	1.1321	0.03304	106	92	14	0
4579	This house has great views if the neighborhood.	1.1319	0.03894	91	80	10	1
4580	I think it'll grow on you. Literally.	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
4581	I think that you should know the seller is very flexible on the price.	1.1319	0.04477	91	82	6	3
4582	You probably won't be able to get an FHA mortgage loan, though.	1.1316	0.03180	114	99	15	0
4583	Flood proofing insurance has been approved.	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
4584	You’d be nuts to not squirrel this one away.	1.1316	0.03843	114	102	9	3
4585	I told our daughter she could make more money Airbnb it.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
4586	And, it comes with its own supply of lumber if you choose to fix up or expand.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
4587	Its a fixer-upper but its in your price range.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
4588	Highest and best offers accepted at 3:30 by the Carvel on Halstead.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
4589	Well, the good news is the community accepts people with disheveled beards.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
4590	You're never going to find this much basement space anywhere else.	1.1313	0.04222	99	89	7	3
4591	This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a treechange.	1.1313	0.03970	99	88	9	2
4592	Jane and Tarzan, I did warn you that the homes in the forest are a bit smaller.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
4593	Now that’s a Petestal!	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
4594	No the price won’t go down by three percent because of the NAR settlement.	1.1313	0.03702	99	87	11	1
4595	It’s in an excellent school district	1.1311	0.03482	122	108	12	2
4596	It fell out of escrow when the buyers had to fly south. You get great Wi-Fi. The flood insurance is very reasonable. You didn't specify you needed handicapped access. The owners had to fly south. Well, you can definitely see the forest through the trees.	1.1310	0.04410	84	75	7	2
4597	We were thinking of something more beguiling.	1.1310	0.03703	84	73	11	0
4598	It's just steps to a little piece of heaven.	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
4599	Me Tarzan, you Jane. Bring on the apes.	1.1308	0.03776	107	95	10	2
4600	It was an ADU, but the ZBA lets us subdivide.	1.1308	0.03275	107	93	14	0
4601	No elevator. But it has a helluva view.	1.1308	0.03275	107	93	14	0
4602	It needs a little work but the view is priceless	1.1308	0.03275	107	93	14	0
4603	I've heard of redlining but this is ridiculous!	1.1308	0.03275	107	93	14	0
4604	Once you're inside, you'll see the great views your agent was talking about.	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
4605	And it's ecologically sustainable. When you flush the toilet it waters and fertilizes the base!!!!	1.1308	0.03776	107	95	10	2
4606	I knew there was a shortage of housing choices, but my tree house at 11 was way better than this one! At least it had a door!	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
4607	wknd testing	1.1308	0.03776	107	95	10	2
4608	We’ll save a “fort”une, honey.	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
4609	I’ll will go out on a limb here and say the architecture is in the Victorian style	1.1308	0.03534	107	94	12	1
4610	Is this what you meat, when you said housing is up ?	1.1304	0.03606	115	102	11	2
4611	I dunno. I still worry about what the property tax will be.	1.1304	0.03606	115	102	11	2
4612	The best part is that it's outside the HOA jurisdiction.	1.1304	0.03387	115	101	13	1
4613	It's in very good shape and has lots of room. You should buy it!	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
4614	Think of it as your getaway — up, up and away!	1.1304	0.03154	115	100	15	0
4615	It's a great opportunity to put down some roots in a real poplar neighbourhood.	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
4616	Best of all it's exempt from flood insurance.	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
4617	If you have a fear of goats you probably don't want tp install an escalator.	1.1304	0.03811	115	103	9	3
4618	Will I be saying Work From Tree instead of Work From Home?	1.1304	0.03854	92	81	10	1
4619	Make sure the home inspector is also a structural engineer.	1.1304	0.03387	115	101	13	1
4620	Yes, excellent drainage. In fact, I'd say "floodproof".	1.1304	0.03530	92	80	12	0
4621	Having a pied-à-terre is so passe. Think of it as your own little pied-à-arbre.	1.1304	0.04152	92	82	8	2
4622	It’s a starter house, but it will grow with your dreams!	1.1304	0.03606	115	102	11	2
4623	If you take a bird’s eye view, this property is a great investment	1.1304	0.03154	115	100	15	0
4624	Because this is such a nice neighborhood, a lot of buyers are investing in climber-uppers.	1.1301	0.03257	123	108	14	1
4625	It's perfect for a growing family like yours.	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
4626	This is a superior version of the "tiny house."	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
4627	There are tremendous views from this property!	1.1300	0.03667	100	88	11	1
4628	You should put in an offer, garden flats go really quickly these days.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
4629	It’s definitely going to highest and best. Lisa Rapkin, New York, N.Y.	1.1300	0.03933	100	89	9	2
4630	This is a fabulous once in a lifetime “Step up” home opportunity!!	1.1296	0.03247	108	94	14	0
4631	Great view, southern exposure, open floorplan, and central air. You just have to share the bathroom with the animals, but they don't seem to mind. If you don't want the door replaced, I can knock $100 off the asking price.	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
4632	What did you think 'Location up for sale' meant?	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
4633	The sellers are motivated, this will likely go for a song.	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
4634	I see. So the square footage includes the unfinished basement?	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
4635	The area tends to flood.	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
4636	TWO million for a starter home isn't bad... And I have another showing in 90 minutes	1.1296	0.03247	108	94	14	0
4637	. . . . . And there's no lawn lawn that you have to mow!	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
4638	Not sure about the tree neighborhood, the squirrels look suspicious	1.1296	0.03967	108	97	8	3
4639	It goes for 1.5mill	1.1296	0.03742	108	96	10	2
4640	The school district leaves something to be desired.	1.1296	0.03504	108	95	12	1
4641	The millennials are finding this a great return on investment	1.1294	0.03662	85	74	11	0
4642	It's a Swiss Family Robinson model.	1.1293	0.03129	116	101	15	0
4643	It's a good size, and you could always apply for planning permission for glass windows and a retractable ladder .....	1.1293	0.03780	116	104	9	3
4644	Any discount available, I played in this when I was kid?	1.1293	0.03129	116	101	15	0
4645	I've lowered the price 3 times Already! Yeeesh!	1.1293	0.03129	116	101	15	0
4646	here's a high rise to look at	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4647	It's not really a duplex.	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4648	Would you believe this goes for only $125,000?	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4649	The realtor said that if we buy it we have to move it.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
4650	One more thing: with the new real estate ruling, you'll save on commissions."	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4651	Sells for $500k???? It doesn't even have a door!!	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4652	I agree it has great views, but where will we park our Big Wheel?	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4653	I wouldn’t be going out on a limb to say you would.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
4654	I know some squirrels looking for a second home.	1.1290	0.03495	93	81	12	0
4655	I know you’re looking for a turnkey property, but know what’s even better? a no-key house!	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4656	Sure, but the schools and mycelium are top-tier.	1.1290	0.04110	93	83	8	2
4657	Perfect home for nesting, with a picket fence and a bird’s eye view - the best in the neighborhood. A gem of a find in today’s real estate market - the owner is determined to sell for, “cheep cheep”!	1.1290	0.03815	93	82	10	1
4658	I’d make an offer before the interest rates rise or the squatters find it.	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
4659	Don’t worry, we’ll help you with the down payment.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
4660	A great little fixer-downer.	1.1287	0.03632	101	89	11	1
4661	New construction, and the location is truly next-level.	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
4662	This one we call "High Hopes": " But he's got high hopes, he's got high hopes, he's got high apple pie , in the sky hopes."	1.1287	0.04142	101	91	7	3
4663	IT MAY NEED A LITTLE WORK, BUT AT LEAST WE WERE ABLE TO NEGOTIATE THE BUYER'S COMMISSION.	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
4664	Don't try to low-ball me, I know what I've got	1.1287	0.03896	101	90	9	2
4665	Atleast it’s bigger than the matchboxes they are selling in NYC	1.1287	0.03349	101	88	13	0
4666	They had $1.2 million to spend in the Bay Area	1.1284	0.03932	109	98	8	3
4667	We're leaving.	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
4668	Ironically, we didn't outgrow it until we became empty nesters.	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
4669	It does have nice height.	1.1284	0.03219	109	95	14	0
4670	It's got great high ceilings!	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
4671	It comes with the rest of the house. It's someplace you can squat and think.	1.1284	0.03473	109	96	12	1
4672	Goonies never say die. But as they get older, they also say buy low, sell high.”	1.1282	0.03333	117	103	13	1
4673	HOA is only $1800 includes a view and shade	1.1280	0.03208	125	110	14	1
4674	If a tree falls on it, the property value doubles.	1.1280	0.03000	125	109	16	0
4675	The sellers are snowbirds. It was a winter Airbnb.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
4676	It checks all the boxes -- open concept, great flow, and meaningful squirrel friendships.	1.1279	0.04619	86	78	5	3
4677	So many people have moved upstate, I'm afraid this is all I can offer you.	1.1279	0.03982	86	76	9	1
4678	The housing market is up in this area.	1.1279	0.04312	86	77	7	2
4679	So that your dog can bark up the right tree	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
4680	unfortunately this is the highest you can afford	1.1279	0.03623	86	75	11	0
4681	I'll tell you one more time! I am Jane. But you are not Tarzan!	1.1277	0.03777	94	83	10	1
4682	Yes, the Bird family is selling and flying off to Florida to retire!	1.1277	0.03460	94	82	12	0
4683	I hear Jason Momoa offered a mill.	1.1277	0.04340	94	85	6	3
4684	It's cozy and just perfect for empty-nesters.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
4685	I expect this property to move very quickly. If you can, I highly suggest making an all-acorn offer.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
4686	You could be Home right NOW!!! It's very cozy & it's fully air conditioned.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
4687	You will have roots in our community; and after all, you need to branch out a bit without going out on a limb.	1.1277	0.04068	94	84	8	2
4688	So are we all in agreement that it’s for the birds?	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
4689	It's listed as a mid-century modern pied-á-terre.	1.1275	0.04103	102	92	7	3
4690	The only drawback - no pets allowed.	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
4691	I see... you're the Birds who cannot fly."	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
4692	. . . and the oak woodwork is marvelous!	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
4693	This is the handyman special, in the great location, that just hit the market today	1.1275	0.03318	102	89	13	0
4694	It’s the penthouse!	1.1275	0.03859	102	91	9	2
4695	Plus, you can tell the kids that you built this yourself.	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
4696	Do you have pre-mortgage approval?	1.1275	0.03599	102	90	11	1
4697	Can you explain the five-month-a-year gap on your résumé?	1.1271	0.03519	118	105	11	2
4698	This is not what we had in mind when we requested a penthouse.	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
4699	With this economy, those are amazing prices. 👏	1.1264	0.03939	87	77	9	1
4700	Think of what you'll save on flood insurance!	1.1263	0.04027	95	85	8	2
4701	Great little house. Lots of light and fresh air. Better grab it. lets make an offer. Do you think $994,000 as a start?	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
4702	The owner will only accept bids if you accept the property “As is”.	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
4703	Eco brutalism is very much on the rise again	1.1263	0.04296	95	86	6	3
4704	Can you assure me that this house is suitable for Monopoly?	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
4705	Perfectly fulfills your dream of having the birds right outside the window.	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
4706	Aside from having no basic utilities, you will be able to look down on those who do, as well as meet their small children.	1.1263	0.04296	95	86	6	3
4707	I think I can get them to come down to $750K—baseball cards	1.1263	0.03426	95	83	12	0
4708	It’s a real treasure trunk	1.1263	0.03739	95	84	10	1
4709	But affordable.	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
4710	Shrinkflation? Of course not, it's a minimalist house!	1.1262	0.03824	103	92	9	2
4711	Clearly here the desirable aspect is the view…	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
4712	It's the height that counts. The way the earth is behaving these days, who knows that a tsunami won't reach this town 300 miles from the sea? Sumie Jones, Albany, CA	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
4713	Only $1,000,000!!!	1.1262	0.03288	103	90	13	0
4714	The millennials have been flocking to this place, you should put an offer in this afternoon	1.1262	0.03566	103	91	11	1
4715	We failed to sell the tree alone.	1.1261	0.03646	111	99	10	2
4716	It's open plan and only $20,000 over your budget.	1.1261	0.03646	111	99	10	2
4717	Agreed, it's not perfect; but you gotta admit you can't beat the view...	1.1261	0.03864	111	100	8	3
4718	‘It’s all yours, with no strings attached’	1.1261	0.03414	111	98	12	1
4719	$750k firm.	1.1261	0.03414	111	98	12	1
4720	Looks so cozy - just what I've always wanted!	1.1261	0.03055	119	104	15	0
4721	But, it’s in the school district you wanted and you’d have access to all these acorns.	1.1261	0.03280	119	105	13	1
4722	Slap a little paint on her, and you can charge a tenant twice the mortgage!	1.1260	0.03534	127	114	10	3
4723	It has unique advantages including never any worries about leaky basements, clogged toilets, or outrageous electric bills.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4724	And this one has that fairy tale vibe that's very hot these days.	1.1250	0.03987	96	86	8	2
4725	Fresh oxygen everyday on sale	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
4726	It's quite affordable for a tiny home with a great interest rate...	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
4727	You have to branch out to put down roots in this market.	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
4728	But, honey, this is an up and coming neighborhood.	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
4729	The owners squirreled this away years ago waiting for the right time to sell.	1.1250	0.03508	128	115	10	3
4730	Apparently the tree is Cicada-proof; the market is red-hot every 13 or 19 years.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4731	You gotta see the bird’s eye skyline view from up there!	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
4732	I’m not scared of heights; are you?	1.1250	0.03615	112	100	10	2
4733	Well, I don’t set the price, and besides you know my commission will be much lower now.	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
4734	It’s your classic fixer upper, raised range style with only one previous owner.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4735	They'll come down on the asking price.	1.1250	0.04253	96	87	6	3
4736	It’s unconventional, but buyers’ interest rates are high!	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4737	We call it the surge protector.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4738	It depends on the granny.	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
4739	Let’s get you on the property ladder!	1.1250	0.03139	112	98	14	0
4740	This does not count as selling air rights.	1.1250	0.04124	80	71	8	1
4741	The seller reminds you that kids do not convey.	1.1250	0.04027	104	94	7	3
4742	The nice thing is it will grow with your family.	1.1250	0.03534	104	92	11	1
4743	here is the latest in certified green tiny homes	1.1250	0.04027	104	94	7	3
4744	And this home is also great for people who don't like many stairs as it is only 3 steps.	1.1250	0.03546	88	77	11	0
4745	it’s called crapitalism, baby	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4746	No, it comes with the house. My kid just got tired of his lemonade-stand.	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4747	The neighbors are away at the moment - Africa, I believe	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4748	Yes, it's expensive, but at least you get to relive your childhood.	1.1250	0.03259	104	91	13	0
4749	They said it has fantastic skyline views..	1.1250	0.03393	96	84	12	0
4750	Uh, sorry to tell ya, that's the garage.	1.1250	0.03789	104	93	9	2
4751	The view of the backyard is exceptional and the outhouse location is unbeatable.	1.1250	0.03897	88	78	9	1
4752	At least you won’t have to pay any ground rent	1.1250	0.03702	96	85	10	1
4753	. "...the ADA is a little dicey. "	1.1250	0.03386	112	99	12	1
4754	It is a bit outside your price range, but it has the second story you are looking for.”	1.1250	0.04219	88	79	7	2
4755	Does it have a dishwasher? 'Cause I'm done washing dishes by hand!	1.1240	0.03436	121	108	11	2
4756	The asking price is a quarter of a million.	1.1239	0.03585	113	101	10	2
4757	Testing	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
4758	$3k per month. First, last & security - total $9K. And our pitbull may or may not come up through the floorboards, regardless if you pay your rent early or not. Welcome to Florida.	1.1238	0.04214	105	96	5	4
4759	There's lots of storage if you have Squirrel relatives.	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
4760	It needs work, but should yield some nice sweat equity once completed.	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
4761	You will have to find the basement in the neighborhood. A metal detector might help.	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
4762	Birdsong is included in the price"	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
4763	It's located in the most upcoming neighborhood	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
4764	This is the only Simpsons house you can afford with your salary	1.1238	0.03502	105	93	11	1
4765	As advertised, this is our most affordable eco-friendly-sustainable-tiny-home living on the market for a couple now. Don't worry the squirrels will grow on you...	1.1238	0.03754	105	94	9	2
4766	Recently zoned as a 2/1 single family for 1.2. Parking not included.	1.1238	0.03230	105	92	13	0
4767	She tried it as a clubhouse but the kids didn't pay their dues.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4768	Where is the bell?, The dog is deaf.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4769	Now, this studio may be located in a 3 rung climb-up, but it does have an in-unit washer/dryer.	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
4770	....and there IS a slight added view tax.	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
4771	Perfect for a quick and easy getaway. No traffic and no interruptions.	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4772	Since you’re pre-approved for a 60% down 5 year adjustable rate loan AND have an 820 credit score, you’ll have a good shot at it if you act today. Of course it is a bit of a fixer-upper… Harry Benner, Chevy Chase	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4773	The previous tenants were recently transferred to indoor kids	1.1237	0.03360	97	85	12	0
4774	If the burned down home sold for $800,000 I can't wait to hear what this one costs.	1.1237	0.04459	97	89	4	4
4775	It's not quite the Mike Seaver above the garage apartment, but it's more of a studio that is environmentally friendly "	1.1237	0.03666	97	86	10	1
4776	She wants to be a Princess Veterinarian Realtor when she grows up	1.1237	0.03948	97	87	8	2
4777	All the local squirrels have been DEI trained!	1.1236	0.03508	89	78	11	0
4778	It's zoned as an Accessory Dwelling Unit limited for use by large birds or short relatives.	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
4779	The property taxes are based on old growth, but the squirrels offer excellent financing.	1.1236	0.04469	89	81	5	3
4780	What with the current market being so hot, we won't be paying for a presale inspection, but I am pretty sure there are no surprising defects.	1.1236	0.03855	89	79	9	1
4781	I'd kinda like to have a fireplace ...	1.1236	0.04173	89	80	7	2
4782	It comes with the interior	1.1235	0.04076	81	72	8	1
4783	Great view, good neighborhood. It's a steal at 500K.	1.1231	0.03092	130	115	14	1
4784	'Men who live in tree houses shouldn't throw sticks.'	1.1230	0.03786	122	111	7	4
4785	One other buyer is interested but only if he can add a garage.	1.1228	0.03330	114	101	12	1
4786	Guys, you said you were early birds.	1.1228	0.03330	114	101	12	1
4787	I’ve been told the HOA fees must be paid in the form of bottle caps.	1.1226	0.03201	106	93	13	0
4788	’Not surprising! I knew when you built it, the kids didn’t really like the floor plan.”	1.1226	0.03720	106	95	9	2
4789	This house has a feeling of airiness, a lot of natural light, and original hardwood floors!	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
4790	The eco nut next door would have nothing on you.	1.1226	0.03471	106	94	11	1
4791	It has great bones for a starter home and it's in the low millions!	1.1226	0.03720	106	95	9	2
4792	Consider it a shortcut to upward mobility.	1.1226	0.03201	106	93	13	0
4793	Trust me - you'll begin chirping in no time!	1.1226	0.03720	106	95	9	2
4794	Treehut	1.1226	0.03720	106	95	9	2
4795	Trust me, you won't get a better price elsewhere	1.1226	0.03201	106	93	13	0
4796	And it's solid 100% chirp board"	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
4797	You'll have to act fast, the bidding war has already started.	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
4798	On the plus side, it has a thirty month mortgage instead of a twenty month one.	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
4799	It's a Sty-in-the-Sky	1.1224	0.03631	98	87	10	1
4800	I know, it's just a starter home, but ....	1.1224	0.03328	98	86	12	0
4801	I guarantee you whatever you think is the asking price is barely a down payment. " #ʏʏᴄʀᴇᴀʟᴇsᴛᴀᴛ	1.1224	0.03910	98	88	8	2
4802	You can't beat the view.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
4803	The Sellers will throw in a screen door.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
4804	Of course, it's zoned to be able to build an addition onto the property.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
4805	And it comes with 5 parking spots and a helicopter pad.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
4806	Has the trunk been treated for termites?	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
4807	Ok, 911 Rock-a-bye Ct, on the tree top. When the wind blows, the price will drop. When the bough breaks the interest rate will fall, and down will come payment…house and all.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
4808	“And you can assume the 3.25% mortgage."	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
4809	It's BYOT: Bring Your Own Toilet.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
4810	As a signing bonus there’s a bunch of acorns from a previous tenant that could come with the property.	1.1222	0.04421	90	82	5	3
4811	Actually, the previous owners still refer to it as their forever home.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
4812	The seller said he's willing to do an even trade for the dirt bike.	1.1222	0.03815	90	80	9	1
4813	You said your daughter’s fiancé is a lazy, unmotivated parasite. This is the perfect wedding gift! A unique fixer-upper in a trendy neighborhood. . . and Dutch elm disease progresses slowly if at all!	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
4814	Relive the days of your youth in this 'starter' home.	1.1222	0.03472	90	79	11	0
4815	The view of the skyline can't be beaten.	1.1222	0.04129	90	81	7	2
4816	hello mickey mouse	1.1220	0.03383	123	110	11	2
4817	I should perhaps now mention the squatter...	1.1220	0.04387	82	74	6	2
4818	Just wait until you see the breathtaking view from the balcony. It's truly something special.	1.1220	0.03636	82	72	10	0
4819	Got tired of dealing with renters huh?	1.1217	0.03302	115	102	12	1
4820	I guess "condon't" in the listing wasn't a typo.	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
4821	I know $300,000 might seem high, but it's got a nice view of the downtown."	1.1215	0.03919	107	97	7	3
4822	This could help pay off our mortgage!	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
4823	... and this low price includes the tree.	1.1215	0.03687	107	96	9	2
4824	The local lore is that Daniel Boone slept here bear free when he traveled this trail.	1.1215	0.03919	107	97	7	3
4825	I know you didn't want a walk-up, but it is the only thing in your price range in this neighborhood.	1.1215	0.03173	107	94	13	0
4826	A great price in these inflationary times, plus great views.	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
4827	This is what you can afford in this town."	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
4828	Well, eventually, we will grow into a higher floor.	1.1215	0.03440	107	95	11	1
4829	Almost affordable housing in Auckland, New Zealand.	1.1215	0.03919	107	97	7	3
4830	check this out	1.1215	0.03173	107	94	13	0
4831	It was designed by a young woman named Greta to be safe from global warming sea level rise. The price goes up $10,000 for each one degree rise in the earth's temperature.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
4832	Uhhhh…. Ein baumhausen, ja? Ja.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
4833	The last tenant threw all his marbles and markers in his superhero backpack and moved back home before bedtime.	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
4834	Plus, it comes already with Wi-Fi	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
4835	The home security system can be finicky, just make sure Billy doesn’t run out of BBs.	1.1212	0.03596	99	88	10	1
4836	We call this the s’more house, it’s a perfect space where you can continue pining for some more square footage.	1.1212	0.04130	99	90	6	3
4837	Someone told me there were terrorists living there	1.1212	0.03297	99	87	12	0
4838	It might work, what do you think	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
4839	Our daughter just signed her season one deal with Chip and Joanne; it didn't seem right to hold on to this property with her in Texas.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
4840	Economically, we saw a need to down-size.	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
4841	Full disclosure, the maintenance is a little high.	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
4842	You’ll save money on air conditioning	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
4843	Now I know it’s a bit over budget, but the HOA is willing to waive the electricity fee	1.1209	0.03436	91	80	11	0
4844	The buyer will attain exclusive membership to Jon-Jon’s comic and marbles club	1.1209	0.03775	91	81	9	1
4845	bird's eye views!	1.1209	0.04086	91	82	7	2
4846	Don't forget about the rental income from the branches.	1.1207	0.03275	116	103	12	1
4847	Yes, but Planning Commission will let you add a second story of living space, plus an accessory unit in back, which will make it quite doable for your family	1.1207	0.03497	116	104	10	2
4848	The main attraction is the bird's side view.	1.1205	0.03595	83	73	10	0
4849	Are you trying to capitalize on the recent earth quake?	1.1205	0.03983	83	74	8	1
4850	If the dog house can be transported to my estate you have a deal.	1.1204	0.03410	108	96	11	1
4851	The last occupant moved to greener pastures.	1.1204	0.03146	108	95	13	0
4852	The question to ask yourselves is do I enjoy my relatives coming over to visit. Frank Buckley Andover MA	1.1204	0.04101	108	99	5	4
4853	You asked for a small house with a good view and this was the only thing for sale	1.1204	0.03146	108	95	13	0
4854	The appreciated value is now $150,000 and rising by the minute."	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
4855	Our son said our basement had more "Rizz."	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
4856	This place is guaranteed not to flood.	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
4857	The morning light is incredible. Just watch out for squirrels coming in and out.	1.1200	0.03835	100	90	8	2
4858	And this tiny home is in huge demand. Wait till you see the view.	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
4859	And this is what we call An Exquisite Love Nest type of House on 2024… It comes with 2 baby squirrels, a woodpecker as an alarm and many other wild National Geographic things	1.1200	0.03266	100	88	12	0
4860	It’s a great starter home if you’re looking to squirrel away some savings.	1.1200	0.03562	100	89	10	1
4861	Looks like the property market is branching out into new heights!	1.1197	0.03468	117	105	10	2
4862	A snug and affordable listing, guaranteed to explode on Instagram.	1.1196	0.03401	92	81	11	0
4863	Well it's cheaper to fix up than a house in Italy!	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4864	The great thing about higher selling prices is the lower expectations of the buyer.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4865	Olive Tree House West Bank, is part of an exclusive neighbourhood…the surrounding land is highly subsidised for Americans willing to make sure the kid who used to play here doesn’t weasel his way back in	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4866	This loft boasts incredible views and gives you that privacy you were looking for.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4867	That’ll be tree million dollars! Ha ha ha. Just kidding. But it is more than you can afford	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4868	Now this next one is a bit out of your price range BUT..	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4869	But the location is simply to die for.	1.1196	0.03736	92	82	9	1
4870	So this is the rustic, secluded home with great views of the surrounding flora that I mentioned in our last email.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
4871	Amongst the tree's leaves, three hearts relive the nostalgia of childhood, where each branch was a dream and every whisper of the wind, a song of hope.	1.1196	0.04043	92	83	7	2
4872	The kids finally went to college!	1.1193	0.03119	109	96	13	0
4873	The last resident Flew the Coop Its a real fixer upper the prior owner flew south for the winter its a BIMBY not NIMBY "Birdhouse in my backyard" Its an Air BNB fixer upper	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
4874	Low rent property?	1.1193	0.03623	109	98	9	2
4875	This one's only for the upper crust.	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
4876	Do you come with the house?	1.1193	0.03380	109	97	11	1
4877	Just a few improvements and imagine how much you could get for this place in a couple of years! Keith Boone Granville, OH 740 587-4728	1.1190	0.03493	126	114	9	3
4878	The current owners are squirrels, and their asking price is just nuts!	1.1190	0.03555	84	74	10	0
4879	Why no door?	1.1190	0.02897	126	111	15	0
4880	Don’t ask what the house can do for you; See what you can do for the house .. Unlimited growth and options ..	1.1190	0.04286	84	76	6	2
4881	It's perfect if you want to look down on everyone else.	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
4882	Cozy cottage with views and an open floor plan - and I think we can get them into your price range.	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
4883	We are redefining the term “upscale living”.	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
4884	The plein air feel could spark a bidding war	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
4885	The interest rate is too high!	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
4886	$650K is very reasonable considering the open air concept	1.1188	0.03236	101	89	12	0
4887	Lovely landscaped pied-à-terre with views. Asking $50,000 (HOA fees $4,000/month)	1.1188	0.03528	101	90	10	1
4888	It' $250 K without the kids, or $25 with!!	1.1186	0.03645	118	107	8	3
4889	This is in-tree-guing. Is it oak dear?	1.1186	0.02990	118	104	14	0
4890	It’s spacious.	1.1186	0.03223	118	105	12	1
4891	We like to think of it as a 'TREErific view.' Get it?"	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4892	Just think, the house of Tarzan in his youth.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
4893	Should have inquired help from the property brothers.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4894	Good elevation, but “ocean view?”	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
4895	Sorry, but it was just bought sight unseen.”	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
4896	Just not quite what I expected when I said we want to upscale our next home.	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4897	Sky high prices and then this is all you get?	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
4898	‘Panoramic views, outdoor space; seems pretty reasonable for £450,000.’	1.1183	0.03698	93	83	9	1
4899	With your budget, this is the best I could find you in NYC. And it's on the second floor as required	1.1183	0.04001	93	84	7	2
4900	Sure, it's small and the neighbors are known to be quite chatty, but you really can't beat the backyard.	1.1183	0.03367	93	82	11	0
4901	There is something priceless about waking up every day with a birdseye view.	1.1182	0.03351	110	98	11	1
4902	This one is above what we can afford.	1.1182	0.03816	110	100	7	3
4903	Did you see my reel?	1.1182	0.03092	110	97	13	0
4904	The kids could carry a seven-year interest only note for you at 6% with good credit."	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
4905	It's a fixer-upper. Let your imagine run wild! Just think what $250,000 in repairs and updates would do to this little love nest!	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
4906	It’s a one-dog owner.	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
4907	Sold as is. Not eligible for FHS loans. Cash offers only.	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
4908	Don't worry. It is in growing neighborhood.	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
4909	This home includes a stunning view of a lovely bird bath in the neighbor’s yard.	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
4910	Live-edge wood is all the rage.	1.1176	0.03515	85	75	10	0
4911	It is just perfect, if you want to downsize and return to nature.	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
4912	Yeah, it’s a walk-up. But the view!	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
4913	Actually, the stairs weren't a problem. I heard she was a sleepwalker.	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
4914	It's a one bedroom climb up with a rustic balcony.	1.1176	0.03763	102	92	8	2
4915	On Sesame Street, we have big birds.	1.1176	0.03206	102	90	12	0
4916	Yes, that’s right, THIS is elevated MCM style.	1.1176	0.03206	102	90	12	0
4917	The seller said they'd be open to a rent-to-own if you don't qualify for the loan right away!	1.1176	0.03496	102	91	10	1
4918	It's in a leafy neighborhood	1.1176	0.03893	85	76	8	1
4919	They're saving up for a Prius.	1.1171	0.03066	111	98	13	0
4920	…or hold onto your crypto another week and you can have home behind it.	1.1171	0.03322	111	99	11	1
4921	...but the view is priceless!	1.1171	0.03322	111	99	11	1
4922	The last owner was a an avid bird dog.	1.1171	0.03066	111	98	13	0
4923	You seem very particular about your varieties of house.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4924	'It needs plumbing but the asking price includes street access. '	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4925	Looks good bu will we need more branches?	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4926	I loved these as a kid and now I can't afford anything more expensive.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4927	Face it, the gentrification experiment failed.	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
4928	They say it's fiscally more advisable than renting.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4929	Batteries included. Some assembly required.	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
4930	Yes, a living space, or, someone’s branch office.	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
4931	You can't go wrong with this vintage one-bedroom tiny home. With everything on the second floor parking is a breeze.	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4932	"It is really great for privacy, no inside view at all.	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
4933	It's too sad	1.1170	0.03333	94	83	11	0
4934	Remember, don’t point out the flaws, there’s a trail camera on the bird feeder	1.1170	0.03660	94	84	9	1
4935	And the acorns are tax-deductible.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
4936	I'm required to disclose that the previous owners built this tree house as protection from a neighboring tribe of head hunters, The HOA.	1.1165	0.03728	103	93	8	2
4937	A Craftsman home it ain't.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
4938	Look, it’s better than a treehouse!	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
4939	Due to the location, it has a higher price.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
4940	You'll impress some folks when you tell them you are living in an arbor.	1.1165	0.03177	103	91	12	0
4941	The ADU upgrade was a nice add on.	1.1165	0.03177	103	91	12	0
4942	The current owner said he's "eating his shorts" on the price.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
4943	You'll need to decide quickly. There's a family of squirrels that are also interested in it.	1.1165	0.03463	103	92	10	1
4944	They say the views are some of the best	1.1164	0.02997	146	131	13	2
4945	The HOA dues can be paid in Skittles.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
4946	I wonder how much it would cost to install an elevator.	1.1163	0.04505	86	79	4	3
4947	Finally, our chance for living high. We’ll take it!	1.1163	0.03477	86	76	10	0
4948	It's a fixer upper, but it's got great height.	1.1163	0.04191	86	78	6	2
4949	A true stepper upper with unlimited charm	1.1163	0.03850	86	77	8	1
4950	Think of it as a variation on 'walk-up flat'.	1.1161	0.03040	112	99	13	0
4951	Honestly, this is not the the dream home I had envisioned for our menage a trois"	1.1158	0.04197	95	87	5	3
4952	Haven't been able to sell it, let's just make it an Airbnb	1.1158	0.03624	95	85	9	1
4953	We call it Grandma’s penthouse.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4954	Living so close to Nature will make you feel so good	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4955	This listing was saved by 425 viewers.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4956	Cosy and airy! A true starter home! Here you can branch out and put down new roots in a leafy neighborhood!	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
4957	Handicap aids are not required for a home this small.	1.1158	0.03921	95	86	7	2
4958	reach new heights of real estate with perennial interest rates.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4959	It will sell quickly because there's no room for kids.	1.1158	0.04197	95	87	5	3
4960	well it's not as spacious as we wanted but it is.. chip.	1.1158	0.03300	95	84	11	0
4961	It’s best described as “a little piece of heaven”…	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
4962	Yea, yea, I know. But you can’t beat the view	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
4963	Small yes but you've got privacy.	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
4964	I thought you said, “scale up”, not “upscale”!	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
4965	Actually, we're expecting a flood of offers.	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
4966	You’ll feel very healthy and supported…..the planks are organic as well as bipartisan	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
4967	The low Low price is because some kids are now Off to College and they want to make a contribution to Help solve the Housing Crisis . . and their Dad will Personally handle the mortgage!	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
4968	You might want to do some remodeling	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
4969	The sellers' 8 year old is having a tantrum about this house being for sale. They may change their minds and pull it off the market if you don't offer them the asking price ASAP.	1.1154	0.03694	104	94	8	2
4970	I do warn you some kids did the tango here	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
4971	, This property is guaranteed to grow in value.	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
4972	When do you say your home was squatted?	1.1154	0.03148	104	92	12	0
4973	...and you will never require flood insurance.	1.1154	0.03432	104	93	10	1
4974	I own the tree and the house but I can't afford the annual property tax.	1.1149	0.04144	87	79	6	2
4975	And it's fitted with a hotline to Mar-a- Largo.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4976	This one has access to your neighbor’s WiFi” #MyNewYorkerCaptio	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
4977	The market's really going up.	1.1149	0.03808	87	78	8	1
4978	This home comes with the best view of the park	1.1149	0.03439	87	77	10	0
4979	I might add, if it weren’t for the parquet floorboards, this would be LEED certified.	1.1146	0.04154	96	88	5	3
4980	It fits your budget and has a sky view of all the expensive properties.	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
4981	The spa? Just past the gym but before the bowling alley.	1.1146	0.03268	96	85	11	0
4982	The HOA includes mulching, pruning and the use of the community clubhouse.	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
4983	Oh yes, tiny house sales are through the roof, eh up a tree?	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
4984	I heard they want to set up an Airbnb!	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
4985	The glamping trend is showing no sign of a slow down…	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4986	No, the HOA doesn’t allow Airbnb	1.1146	0.03881	96	87	7	2
4987	Let’s just say the basement is… unfinished	1.1146	0.03588	96	86	9	1
4988	Who did that squirrel vote for?	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
4989	In the fall it will be too hot. We want to cut down our carbon footprint and that means air conditioning.	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
4990	No handicap access, but it does have a fenced yard.	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
4991	Is this the only house out of the racial discrimination zone?	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
4992	'The ad clearly stated it had off-street parking!'	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
4993	Should there be flooding, your family will have first priority after ours.	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
4994	And the view in the evening is fantastic!!	1.1143	0.03660	105	95	8	2
4995	TRIMBY! Trending in my backyard!	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
4996	Well. at least you won't have to worry when the next flood comes.	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
4997	My in-laws decided to upsize.	1.1143	0.03120	105	93	12	0
4998	Love to put in an offer but I get altitude sickness so I’m going to pass!	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
4999	Treehouse for sale	1.1143	0.03401	105	94	10	1
5000	You’ll love it. It’s our cracker mansion.	1.1140	0.03239	114	102	11	1
5001	Sorry. The price is firm. There will be no price allowance for lack of plumbing."	1.1140	0.02990	114	101	13	0
5002	Definity what they call a "fixer-up"...	1.1139	0.04762	79	73	3	3
5003	It's normal-sized home adjacent.	1.1139	0.04408	79	72	5	2
5004	Rustic 1BR/0BA prime loc, HW flrs, plastic appls, NR driveway, pets yes!, 9V incl, must see, call now $1.3MM, under contract all cash, taking backups	1.1139	0.04762	79	73	3	3
5005	The views of San Francisco will continue to improve over time in this rustic and eco-friendly bungalow. A real bargain at $1 million!	1.1136	0.04099	88	80	6	2
5006	What do you suppose exactly they are selling?" -sk whidbey islan	1.1136	0.03403	88	78	10	0
5007	This Little house will grow on you	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
5008	is this really how we get on the ladder?	1.1136	0.03767	88	79	8	1
5009	The starter home. Popular with debt free millennial, college grads, and newly weds. We call it the Downsized American Dream. The best part is your pre-qualification covers the amount for a loan as long as interest rates are low.	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
5010	Lofts are a really efficient use of space.	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
5011	It's perfect, can we move in yesterday?	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
5012	On the plus side, property taxes are only $300 a year and it is an early AI design.	1.1134	0.03843	97	88	7	2
5013	You met here 20 years ago. Technically it’s yours but it still comes with 5.35% fixed rate. Also the HOA doesn’t allow swings.	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
5014	the asking price is a lot less than you’d expect for the neighborhood!	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
5015	I have to admit, this view and this much space is a rare find in new york	1.1134	0.03553	97	87	9	1
5016	Saying this was once owned by the stars of One Tree Hill feels like false advertising.	1.1134	0.03236	97	86	11	0
5017	The sump pump is brand new.	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
5018	It’s a classic fixer-upper!	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
5019	It started out as an ADU, but now it's just a tree house.	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
5020	Do you like Charm?	1.1132	0.03627	106	96	8	2
5021	... this way the squatters will have their own place and will not break into the main house	1.1132	0.03370	106	95	10	1
5022	The neighborhood is really on the up and up now.	1.1132	0.03627	106	96	8	2
5023	Or come back next week and your crypto will get you that house behind this.	1.1132	0.03092	106	94	12	0
5024	We already have 3 offers over the asking price, so you'll need to move quickly.	1.1125	0.04355	80	73	5	2
5025	Keep in mind we are already considering an offer 2000 Robux over asking	1.1125	0.03975	80	72	7	1
5026	The owners are downsizing and don't need the space.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
5027	My real estate commission will be split evenly w the birds and the bees.	1.1124	0.04055	89	81	6	2
5028	This energy efficient, open and spacious Greenhouse cabin is also available for purchase...separate from the Main House Listing, of course.	1.1124	0.03727	89	80	8	1
5029	Now the HOA will cover the tree and all pruning. You will own just the nails and limber. It’s a great deal.	1.1124	0.03367	89	79	10	0
5030	Yeah, it's small, but it's the only house in your price range.	1.1122	0.04072	98	90	5	3
5031	Think of it as a vacation home without the new congestion pricing costs.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
5032	I vote no on the treehouse book club meeting here, especially after the big quake.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
5033	Honey, I think the realtor nailed it!	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
5034	That's what the upper stands for.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
5035	College fund?	1.1122	0.03805	98	89	7	2
5036	Asking $1.5 million, but I think they'll take 1.4 in cash.	1.1122	0.03518	98	88	9	1
5037	Your kids have taken over the main house. They asked me to show you this laneway suite, but, first, you'll need to tell me the secret password.	1.1121	0.03594	107	97	8	2
5038	The pet squirrels are included.	1.1121	0.03065	107	95	12	0
5039	Is this your idea of just reparations?	1.1121	0.03065	107	95	12	0
5040	Right size, right price, but can't climb a ladder!	1.1121	0.03065	107	95	12	0
5041	You can always refinance when interest rates drop.	1.1121	0.03340	107	96	10	1
5042	Squatters not allowed!	1.1121	0.03186	116	104	11	1
5043	The new age	1.1111	0.02918	117	104	13	0
5044	And the price is high too. Chuck Kozub Chux143@aol.com	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
5045	On the plus side, you don't have to worry about rising oceans.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5046	Here is the ADU of my childhood dreams.	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
5047	This is the only thing I could find in your price range.	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5048	Single family? No. It's an "Apartment Enclave."	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5049	It's for your pet squirrel.	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
5050	Great View, you won't find any better"	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
5051	Oh, fixing it up will be like child’s play!	1.1111	0.03768	99	90	7	2
5052	The neighbors are not intrusive	1.1111	0.03038	108	96	12	0
5053	Ideal for off-the-grid survivalist.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
5054	This neighborhood continues to grow organically.	1.1111	0.03175	99	88	11	0
5055	They say it happened during a tornado, so they just left it, and since then they have saved thousands on flood insurance.	1.1111	0.03331	90	80	10	0
5056	Oh my knees! Where’s the lift?	1.1111	0.03484	99	89	9	1
5057	Penthouse with handcrafted bespoke stair ideal for downsizing.. I'm going out on a limb here showing you this property	1.1111	0.03687	90	81	8	1
5058	Well I heard The Byrds left quickly with egg on their face	1.1111	0.03311	108	97	10	1
5059	It’s a second floor climb up with incredible tree-lined views.	1.1111	0.02918	117	104	13	0
5060	We each had 2 step-kids so we built the four of them their own house!	1.1102	0.03358	118	107	9	2
5061	Would you like to see my impression of Jeremy Irons doing his impression of Claus von Bülow doing his impression of Queen Victoria?	1.1101	0.03282	109	98	10	1
5062	This ADU doesn't ADD UP!	1.1101	0.03012	109	97	12	0
5063	And if you want the current residents of the treehouse to move out, you'll have to purchase that too	1.1101	0.03531	109	99	8	2
5064	It's a burn-downer!	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
5065	You get the views of the neighborhood.	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
5066	A private entrance and it already has a composting toilet. There are three all cash offers out there already	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
5067	The last occupant is in college studying landscaping. He hopes to become more grounded.	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
5068	Remember, location, location, and shrinkflation.	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
5069	Easier to get in when it's flood.	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
5070	You'll be pleased to find out that the architect also designed The Simpsons treehouse."	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
5071	I have five other buyers ready to sign, so you’ll need to make a decision by tonight..	1.1100	0.03451	100	90	9	1
5072	The house does come with the fire breathing dragon but HOA covers moat cleaning and princess protection.	1.1100	0.03732	100	91	7	2
5073	This actually the ADU on this listing. It’s the only thing that you can afford with your combined income”	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
5074	I listened, you wanted to move-up. This is definitely a step-up from the neighborhood.	1.1100	0.03145	100	89	11	0
5075	If you look over your shoulder you'll see there is also a DADU.	1.1099	0.03297	91	81	10	0
5076	On the plus side, the condo fees are very low.	1.1099	0.03648	91	82	8	1
5077	The previous owner was JonBenét Ramsey.	1.1098	0.04253	82	75	5	2
5078	The Treehouse in the Earthquake	1.1098	0.03473	82	73	9	0
5079	...and it comes with a $100 per month pet fee.	1.1092	0.03331	119	108	9	2
5080	I don't know... the commute is still a little long	1.1092	0.03331	119	108	9	2
5081	We're contractually obligated by HGTV to show at least one option like this per episode. Keeps the ratings high.	1.1091	0.03253	110	99	10	1
5082	I said Tea House of the August Moon, not Tree House.	1.1091	0.03253	110	99	10	1
5083	It's an airbub for people who like to make reservations but who don't like to travel. alicehaber@aol.com	1.1091	0.02986	110	98	12	0
5084	I've heard about the housing crisis, but I wouldn't have thought that it would have reached this extent	1.1091	0.03731	110	101	6	3
5085	It's reassuring the kids were too impatient to watch YouTube videos.	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
5086	Lofty homeownership goals	1.1089	0.03418	101	91	9	1
5087	Exercize to get in and get out, at no extra charge.	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5088	Mom, it’s perfect! It even has a DADU for you, a detached accessory dwelling unit	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
5089	This mid-range, rustic MIL not only oozes with active senior charm, but is "removed," in a nice way."	1.1087	0.03610	92	83	8	1
5090	That pest with the wheel chair would not bother us any more.	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
5091	Did I say "free house"?	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
5092	This treed lot has it's own shelter while you build your dream home!	1.1087	0.03263	92	82	10	0
5093	The good news is, California insurers aren’t going to drop you because it’s not legal in the first place.	1.1087	0.03927	92	84	6	2
5094	Everyone should have a chance to move up in the world.	1.1084	0.03838	83	75	7	1
5095	We’re going out on a limb for some extra income.	1.1084	0.04203	83	76	5	2
5096	This is the first certified gluten and vegan-friendly home in the neighborhood.	1.1083	0.03085	120	108	11	1
5097	With that view, you'll me the talk of middle school!	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
5098	Will we be cohabitating with squirrels?	1.1078	0.03386	102	92	9	1
5099	Well, the price is right— even if it doesn’t have Indoor plumbing.	1.1078	0.03086	102	91	11	0
5100	Seattle DADU with a mountain view. HOA $59/month	1.1078	0.03086	102	91	11	0
5101	It's an "Accessory Dwelling Unit," and at quite a reasonable price for this neighborhood.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5102	All I can say is to act fast. ADUs are very chic right now and the supply is limited.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5103	Think of it as a “View Property” for your grandchildren.	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
5104	Absolutely he did! That's why we call this neighborhood Tarzana, Los Angeles!	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5105	It’s been elevated for greater flood protection.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5106	Meanwhile, back in the UK...	1.1075	0.03230	93	83	10	0
5107	All of the others charge a 6% commission.	1.1075	0.03573	93	84	8	1
5108	The HOV has a strict “No Podcast” policy. If you’re caught creating content, you’ll be burned in the treehouse, Wicker Man style. Maybe you’ll be the subject of a legal podcast….	1.1075	0.03887	93	85	6	2
5109	But your flood insurance premium should be very reasonable.	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5110	This a next-level opportunity	1.1071	0.03395	84	75	9	0
5111	The owner will throw in a tire swing. Or Keep in mind there is a HOA and the rules do required you keep the steps at a 90º angle.	1.1071	0.04155	84	77	5	2
5112	We've had a bunch of offers already, but the Neighbourhood Association really don't want it going to squirrels.	1.1071	0.02936	112	100	12	0
5113	They're cutting down high rent.	1.1071	0.03198	112	101	10	1
5114	Lightening? Your question makes no sense. Perhaps you’re thinking about gaslighting?	1.1071	0.03794	84	76	7	1
5115	This little cottage is in a heavily wooded, tree-lined neighborhood, with a great view.	1.1068	0.03058	103	92	11	0
5116	We rented the property last year, and didn't require a securty deposit....	1.1068	0.03355	103	93	9	1
5117	The good news is the owner is willing to let this one go for tree fiddy.	1.1068	0.03628	103	94	7	2
5118	This model comes from our a new line we call 'Arrested Development.'"	1.1068	0.03058	103	92	11	0
5119	This is the only ‘house’ left in the neighbourhood and I have 2 offers on this one already.	1.1067	0.04060	75	68	6	1
5120	It's called a next-level home with mature growth by the 12-year-old owner and a treed lot.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
5121	Given the housing market right now, this is the hottest listing on the market.	1.1064	0.03537	94	85	8	1
5122	Does it come with an assumable mortgage?	1.1064	0.03847	94	86	6	2
5123	As I mentioned, AC is included.	1.1064	0.03197	94	84	10	0
5124	Think of it as an environmentally sustainable little nest egg for your kids!	1.1062	0.03171	113	102	10	1
5125	….and there is the opportunity for extra income you can get from the basement apartment “	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
5126	No, there's no parking... and if you need to sell your shoes to afford it, watch for the nails when getting in and out.	1.1059	0.03357	85	76	9	0
5127	Two uses for the price of one! Branch out with this open floor plan motif and as a bonus invite all your Jewish friends over to celebrate Sukkot.	1.1059	0.03751	85	77	7	1
5128	I know you want a fixer upper, but the higher the tree, the higher the cost.	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
5129	Sure it's expensive, but it's a tear me up.	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
5130	I have to sell this house before they cut my commission. Peter Arno	1.1058	0.03324	104	94	9	1
5131	It’s a great investment with tons of short term rental potential!	1.1058	0.03030	104	93	11	0
5132	I'm required by the state of New York to inform you that this property may be haunted.	1.1058	0.03594	104	95	7	2
5133	Tiny homes are still very in right now and honestly you really can’t beat the view for $150,000.	1.1058	0.03030	104	93	11	0
5134	It is a no-water walk up	1.1053	0.03382	114	104	8	2
5135	The mortgage payments will be high but as a couple you do have the option of putting in a day bed and bringing in a renter.	1.1053	0.03808	95	87	6	2
5136	Sorry, not till interest rates come down.	1.1053	0.03605	114	105	6	3
5137	It’s a very safe neighborhood with a wonderful school system.	1.1053	0.03144	114	103	10	1
5138	In purchasing real estate, the three most important factors; location, location and location.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5139	We're really hoping for some of the hard to find Girl Scout cookies.	1.1053	0.03501	95	86	8	1
5140	This neighborhood is called, “Treehouse Gardens, it’s up and coming!	1.1053	0.03165	95	85	10	0
5141	This takes keeping up with the Joneses to a whole new level.	1.1048	0.03294	105	95	9	1
5142	The previous owner was a racoon.	1.1048	0.03294	105	95	9	1
5143	I know the square footage is a bit less than what you were looking for but you will be able to connect closer to nature.	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
5144	We now need to either climb up there and get the deal done by ourselves, or pay our buyer agent.	1.1048	0.03294	105	95	9	1
5145	... and the real estate taxes are next to nothing.	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
5146	Another Real Estate Opportunity to be available when New York City becomes the City of Yes.	1.1048	0.03294	105	95	9	1
5147	..But it's cute and all but what are the property taxes on Oak Trees?...	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
5148	Well it’s not cheep! Hahaha, no seriously…	1.1048	0.03294	105	95	9	1
5149	While your en suite bathroom comes free of charge, you will be required to provide your own toilet paper.	1.1048	0.03294	105	95	9	1
5150	There aren't many options with your budget but this is one of the best deals on the market	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
5151	I said it was financially accessible.	1.1048	0.03003	105	94	11	0
5152	I inherited it from my brother Steve, who got his idea for Apple up there.	1.1048	0.03561	105	96	7	2
5153	This house comes with the perfect "critical in-laws" exterior suite.	1.1047	0.03709	86	78	7	1
5154	Taxes are higher because of the views.	1.1047	0.03320	86	77	9	0
5155	IM SELLING A TREE HOUSE AS IF ITS A REAL HOUSE	1.1047	0.04061	86	79	5	2
5156	Great retirement villa, but the HOA is a real pain.	1.1043	0.03118	115	104	10	1
5157	Sure, it’s a bit of a fixer-upper, but it’s a great home for a young couple to put down roots and branch out later into something bigger.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
5158	It will be easy to get your daily high.	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
5159	It took forever to evict those Squirrels & Birds outta that tree house, they never paid a dime in rent, FOREVER! Snow White, was worst, she hired a lawyer	1.1042	0.04050	96	89	4	3
5160	I put up the sign. I advertised it. He built it when he was twelve. He is sitting inside it now and won't come out.	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
5161	Actually, we think of it as an upper-fix."	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
5162	And what’s more , extra steps are included for when the tree grows !	1.1042	0.03466	96	87	8	1
5163	Only 1.25 million?! But it has hardwood floors!	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
5164	You won’t get a view like this for less than $300k.	1.1042	0.03134	96	86	10	0
5165	With our 'birds grounded' policy, trees are now exclusive real estate for humans!	1.1042	0.03769	96	88	6	2
5166	Well, it is Hudson Valley. It won't last long.	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
5167	One of you can sleep on the balcony.	1.1038	0.02976	106	95	11	0
5168	It has natural bush surroundings, has being Sage cleansed and outdoor facilities. It is in Byron Bay NSW Australia but maybe you can Airbnb also!	1.1038	0.03264	106	96	9	1
5169	I guess this was inevitable after a kids' transfer portal was opened.	1.1034	0.03093	116	105	10	1
5170	No garage is the least of the problems.	1.1034	0.03326	116	106	8	2
5171	2500 a month;studio apartment in great area	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5172	It's a bit steep for a fourth floor walk up.	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5173	I must run you bid by the branch office	1.1034	0.03668	87	79	7	1
5174	It needs a little work, but the pet comes with the deal.	1.1034	0.03284	87	78	9	0
5175	It's a safe house. Bids for plumbing and electrical were too high.	1.1031	0.03104	97	87	10	0
5176	The view and the stairs are to die for.	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
5177	NOT MUCH CLOSET SPACE, BUT TAXES ARE LOW.	1.1031	0.03432	97	88	8	1
5178	I call dibs on the queen sized bed.	1.1031	0.03732	97	89	6	2
5179	The price is warranted the local schools are as good as you claim.	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
5180	No more treeways for us	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
5181	Whadya say - it won't take much to fix 'er up!	1.1028	0.02950	107	96	11	0
5182	POV you try and take your girl back to the crib, but your parents are trying to sell it." -Eli	1.1028	0.03497	107	98	7	2
5183	The kids won't care which yard it's in.	1.1028	0.03235	107	97	9	1
5184	This can be your home tree home.	1.1028	0.03497	107	98	7	2
5185	It's Only $1,000,000. The buyer takes bit coin.	1.1026	0.04314	78	72	4	2
5186	It’s not pre-war, but still a walk-up	1.1026	0.03067	117	106	10	1
5187	As you can see, it's recently been gutted and completely remodeled with all new systems.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5188	Why a tree house?	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
5189	Seller is very motivated. Found a two-story oak in another neighborhood.	1.1023	0.03972	88	81	5	2
5190	… and you have to keep the kitchen.	1.1023	0.03249	88	79	9	0
5191	This is the perfect way to take your living experience to new heights	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5192	It’s more atmosphere than the couch.	1.1023	0.03628	88	80	7	1
5193	Keep in mind that this house is elevated above high tides.	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
5194	It's a darling fixer-upper!	1.1020	0.03399	98	89	8	1
5195	You said your budget for a new home was one million dollars. We’ll, this home has a million dollar view”	1.1020	0.03073	98	88	10	0
5196	Now folks, this is no ordinary treehouse. This treehouse was built by Frank lloyd wright himself back when he was a complete loser and nobody wanted to work with him. It’s sad.	1.1019	0.03206	108	98	9	1
5197	My daughter got her real estate license.	1.1019	0.03206	108	98	9	1
5198	And, the view from the kitchen window is gorgeous !	1.1013	0.04261	79	73	4	2
5199	It has an outstanding winter water view.	1.1011	0.03929	89	82	5	2
5200	It's a short climb to several amenities.	1.1011	0.03214	89	80	9	0
5201	It didn't meet the AirBNB requirements.	1.1011	0.03589	89	81	7	1
5202	Well, it has a waterview and you can always build on a garage.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
5203	And just Think, You won't need to rake the Leaves!	1.1010	0.03044	99	89	10	0
5204	In this economy, money does grow IN trees.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
5205	The square meter price might seem a bit steep, but the view is priceless.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
5206	This gem has wall-to-wall wood floors and tons of natural light. And the seller is really motivated because treehouses are cheugy.	1.1010	0.03366	99	90	8	1
5207	Well, it certainly has indoor-outdoor living.	1.1009	0.02898	109	98	11	0
5208	The rustic and fort-like part of the for for sale sign is now making a lot more sense	1.1009	0.03674	109	101	5	3
5209	It used to be an Airbnb but the renters routinely forgot to take out the trash.	1.1008	0.02879	129	117	11	1
5210	low overhead and no mortgage what is the lowest bid?	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
5211	We have it listed as 'Stairway to Heaving'.	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
5212	If you wait until July to list it, you can screw the buyer’s agent and save yourselves a couple of percent on the buyer’s side.	1.1000	0.03624	100	92	6	2
5213	The kids are in college. Airbnb wouldn't list it. Maybe staging will help.	1.1000	0.03624	100	92	6	2
5214	Affordable payments, and the property taxes are only Fourteen-Five Thousand a Year!"	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
5215	If we added a moving chair it would work for Grannny.	1.1000	0.03333	100	91	8	1
5216	The double-homicide that happened here two years back usually puts most homebuyers on edge.	1.1000	0.03887	90	83	5	2
5217	It's a great price for a walk-up in this neighborhood.	1.1000	0.02873	110	99	11	0
5218	I should let you know we already have an offer from a lovely family of squirrels.	1.1000	0.03815	80	73	6	1
5219	Which of us is going to be first to climb to his/her new home?	1.1000	0.03015	100	90	10	0
5220	This neighborhood does have a redlining history but in this case we are assuming an all cash deal	1.1000	0.03551	90	82	7	1
5221	If the stairs are a challenge, got any wings?	1.1000	0.03015	100	90	10	0
5222	And best, it has an assumable 5.25 percent assumable mortgage.	1.1000	0.02873	110	99	11	0
5223	Unfortunately I can’t cut down the price, but this house should be a tree-t to live in. Wood you like to see the inside?	1.1000	0.03180	90	81	9	0
5224	I would suggest a total makeover after clearing the lot of this house, the steps and the for sale sign.	1.0991	0.02849	111	100	11	0
5225	We don't need our little get-away now that the kids are dead.	1.0990	0.03589	101	93	6	2
5226	Hey, I'm trying to solve the housing shortage.	1.0990	0.02987	101	91	10	0
5227	Yeah, it's not much - consider it reparations.	1.0990	0.03302	101	92	8	1
5228	Best and final offer due Monday by noon.	1.0990	0.03302	101	92	8	1
5229	The upstairs apartment is a little rustic.” R.L. Russell, Marion, Iowa	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
5230	Hun? Done!	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
5231	Have you considered subletting until the sale goes through?	1.0989	0.03147	91	82	9	0
5232	Well, there wouldn't be much property tax.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
5233	The price is low due to the divorce.	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
5234	Can't beat the neighbors.....they're squirrels and there's laws against it	1.0989	0.03513	91	83	7	1
5235	Starter home, nice neighborhood, great school. The former owners are starting high school there now.	1.0982	0.03346	112	103	7	2
5236	The owners are selling since they have had a third child	1.0982	0.03346	112	103	7	2
5237	You’re afraid of heights?	1.0980	0.02959	102	92	10	0
5238	As you can see, this home comes with a lovely accessory dwelling unit, which you can rent out separately.	1.0980	0.02959	102	92	10	0
5239	We are not into open concept.	1.0980	0.02959	102	92	10	0
5240	If you don't like this, I've got a bridge in Brooklyn I could sell you but you'll have to pay me cash upfront, plus a finder's fee.	1.0978	0.03114	92	83	9	0
5241	The sky’s the limit for renovations	1.0978	0.03477	92	84	7	1
5242	Only $1.2 million, with great views of the fog and Golden Gate Bridge.	1.0978	0.03805	92	85	5	2
5243	His "independence" came without meals, electricity, running water, and spotty internet.	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
5244	It’s well invested - not just its price will grow!”	1.0976	0.03297	82	74	8	0
5245	Only problem - the previous owner had sleepwalking difficulties!	1.0973	0.02801	113	102	11	0
5246	It’s safe from rising sea waters.	1.0973	0.02801	113	102	11	0
5247	And for just a little bit more, you could add your own bathroom. In today's market, it's a steal; and, the neighborhood is full of wildlife.	1.0971	0.02932	103	93	10	0
5248	Well, technically it is permitted as a non-permanent Father or Mother-in-law addition, for either one or both. Do you have any married children?	1.0968	0.03441	93	85	7	1
5249	Hey Lady, the bidding line starts back there.	1.0968	0.03765	93	86	5	2
5250	Shall we put in an offer before they add a half bird-bath?	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
5251	As you can see, it’s in a very leafy neighbourhood.	1.0968	0.03082	93	84	9	0
5252	If you decide to have kids, the school district is amazing.	1.0965	0.02778	114	103	11	0
5253	It's a rustic cozy walk up fixer-upper with a view, and it was an purchase option in the Which Would You Choose? column in the NYT last year.	1.0964	0.03259	83	75	8	0
5254	Generation Z’s Barbie Dreamhouse	1.0964	0.03682	83	76	6	1
5255	Gghhb	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
5256	Has all the modern conveniences.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
5257	What are the association rules about roof materials?	1.0962	0.03210	104	95	8	1
5258	I told you we should’ve cut down on the avocado toast.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
5259	It’s perfect for people who want to live on Staton Island!	1.0962	0.03489	104	96	6	2
5260	Testing progress	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
5261	It's got views, is open concept, and is well priced at $700,000.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
5262	The magazines are included in the asking price.	1.0962	0.02905	104	94	10	0
5263	Sorry, guys! That's what happens when you don't visit me for twenty years	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
5264	The HOA fees are prorated by square footage, so there's that.	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
5265	We call "Our very own Yellow Brick Road"	1.0957	0.03726	94	87	5	2
5266	The owner is branching out in the ADU market	1.0957	0.03405	94	86	7	1
5267	The view is terrific but it otherwise leaves a lot to be desired.	1.0957	0.03726	94	87	5	2
5268	The roof is brand new, but the foundation needs some work.	1.0957	0.03051	94	85	9	0
5269	The new owner won’t actually own any land, but they’re getting a new house for only a little more than I paid for my place 5 years ago.	1.0952	0.02878	105	95	10	0
5270	Utilities are included.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
5271	No, the tree doesn't go with it ... and we don't deliver.	1.0952	0.02878	105	95	10	0
5272	There’s also an income generating ADU on the branch just behind the main house.	1.0952	0.03181	105	96	8	1
5273	My clients will consider all offers.	1.0952	0.03222	84	76	8	0
5274	I think it is a great investment for an AirB&B	1.0952	0.03640	84	77	6	1
5275	I've got $750,000 in cash and will waive the inspection.	1.0952	0.02878	105	95	10	0
5276	This neighborhood is really changing.	1.0952	0.02878	105	95	10	0
5277	From what I’m told, The Simpsons filmed their Treehouse Of Horror series here.	1.0948	0.02994	116	106	9	1
5278	Should it be our living room, or our bedroom?	1.0947	0.03688	95	88	5	2
5279	I am sure the price is pretty high!	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
5280	Well, It's not if you're getting in on the ground floor!	1.0947	0.03021	95	86	9	0
5281	And, it is anti-bourgeoisie.	1.0947	0.03371	95	87	7	1
5282	Ask the judge to block the sale on the grounds that we didn't really mean it when said it was "theirs."	1.0943	0.03152	106	97	8	1
5283	If you don't like it. you can always leave.	1.0943	0.02853	106	96	10	0
5284	Couldn't your mother feather her empty nest in this walk up?	1.0943	0.02853	106	96	10	0
5285	It’s in your budget with fantastic views.	1.0943	0.03152	106	97	8	1
5286	A Fixer-upper? Sure.	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
5287	You always wanted to step up your green persona.	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
5288	This pre-starter home was only constructed in the last decade.	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
5289	"It's a climb-me-up"	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
5290	I can assure you that this property is up to your expectations.	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
5291	The good news is that it’s flood proof. The bad news is that it’s an ash tree.	1.0938	0.03337	96	88	7	1
5292	Mortgage rates may be high, but just think of all the money you'll save on utilities!	1.0938	0.02991	96	87	9	0
5293	So, as I mentioned, it's perfect for downsizing and no stairs!	1.0938	0.03025	128	118	8	2
5294	We are all a part of the city's great big single family zoning.	1.0935	0.02827	107	97	10	0
5295	A treehouse with steps? Are you kidding me!	1.0933	0.03382	75	68	7	0
5296	Imagination isn’t just for kids.” Alfred Munzer, Washington, D	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
5297	Of course, you'll want to get in before it's all gentrified. No offense...	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
5298	Think of it as a cottage in the woods.	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
5299	Just think about it honey in 10 million years we will have property right on the edge of a Grand Canyon	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
5300	If you think this is spacious, wait until you see the house!	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
5301	This ADU is not ADA compliant! Agent talk for forget the view!	1.0928	0.03304	97	89	7	1
5302	The rents a little high, but it's in a great neighborhood.	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
5303	Real real estate for Orenburg today	1.0928	0.02961	97	88	9	0
5304	Move in ready for whom? Squirrels?	1.0926	0.03364	108	100	6	2
5305	The owners started playing house about 3 years ago, but now they've decided to divorce.	1.0926	0.03364	108	100	6	2
5306	Think of it as a she-shed with a view	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
5307	(Ok, Shes your mother!) ( And the wood all matches). ( You*ve ordered carpet samples you say?)	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
5308	How much were the treehome owner’s association dues again?	1.0920	0.03519	87	80	6	1
5309	How could we even bake pie in the sky?	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
5310	...and it even comes with zoning rights for its own ADU.	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
5311	You'll have the best views in the neighborhood and don't have to worry about flood insurance.	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
5312	The great view is nothing to stick your tongue out at.	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
5313	Do you think there’s space to add a powder room on the ground floor?	1.0918	0.03271	98	90	7	1
5314	Here in California, insurance coverage is available through the “FAIR plan.”	1.0918	0.02932	98	89	9	0
5315	We call it our bird house with a view!	1.0909	0.03543	99	92	5	2
5316	If it helps, think of it as branching out in your homeowner journey.	1.0909	0.02904	99	90	9	0
5317	Scarsdale is the place to be. They're asking 2 million which is far lower than any loft in Manhattan.	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
5318	The owner is selling this unique pied-a-terre because there are too many slats.	1.0909	0.03041	110	101	8	1
5319	Maybe they have a video.	1.0909	0.03240	99	91	7	1
5320	‘Can’t get anything in this market’	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
5321	The previous owners made major improvements.	1.0909	0.02904	99	90	9	0
5322	It's the only new housing that complies with zoning.	1.0909	0.03480	88	81	6	1
5323	The credit score has to be real, though.	1.0909	0.03240	99	91	7	1
5324	I call this one 'Back to Nature'-- the design is quintessential biophilia and the views are to die for!	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
5325	Until the plumbing is installed, You Should remember the old saying about shitting in the nest.	1.0900	0.02876	100	91	9	0
5326	But it was advertised as a tremendous bargain!	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
5327	It's a fixer-upper. Emphasis on the upper.	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
5328	Full disclosure: The previous owner died of old age in there.	1.0899	0.03442	89	82	6	1
5329	All that rustic charm, and it's in your price range!	1.0899	0.03049	89	81	8	0
5330	Just like the ad said, it’s a scenic, green, walk-up with water view!	1.0897	0.03257	78	71	7	0
5331	I didn’t think you meant “not in ANYBODY’S back yard”.	1.0893	0.02707	112	102	10	0
5332	And your ADU comes with a view.	1.0891	0.03178	101	93	7	1
5333	It is a classic post war walkup with beautiful downtown views.With the simple addition of a lap pool and a personal gym you will have the ultimate bespoke property.	1.0891	0.03475	101	94	5	2
5334	I am sorry but my children put that add in the rental section.It wasn’t me.	1.0891	0.02849	101	92	9	0
5335	You said you were open to a pop top.	1.0891	0.03178	101	93	7	1
5336	I need to tell you that offers are coming in over the $10 million asking price.	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
5337	Ah, yes. lily’s old “comic club” this is probably the best house we have in your budget.	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
5338	Yes, the views are great. And, now that mortgage rates have come down, your monthly fee would only be $9,450.00.	1.0889	0.03405	90	83	6	1
5339	Act now, and we throw in the estate hermit at no extra charge!	1.0889	0.03017	90	82	8	0
5340	That'll be $6000 per month excluding the tree	1.0889	0.03754	90	84	4	2
5341	That's why it's called a "fixer upper".	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
5342	A true love nest, isn't it ? Considering the price, we thought it was a form of a speech.	1.0882	0.03147	102	94	7	1
5343	Can we stay up there till mid November and nobody will force us to come down	1.0882	0.02822	102	93	9	0
5344	The building itself can be yours for ten dollars ,however the tree is owned by a group of 6 year olds who hope to see it grow( in price). before they sell !!	1.0882	0.03442	102	95	5	2
5345	It’s a cosy bungalow with great views out to the ocean. Plenty of natural light. Only a short walk from the shops.	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
5346	a nice little (fire) starter home	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
5347	Tree house; but how's tree?	1.0879	0.02985	91	83	8	0
5348	Worst case , no flooding for 5000 years .	1.0875	0.03179	80	73	7	0
5349	These nepo babies are getting out of hand.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5350	This tiny craftsman leaves room to grow.	1.0875	0.03643	80	74	5	1
5351	Haven't you dreamed of becoming a tiny house influencer?	1.0874	0.03118	103	95	7	1
5352	Well, what WOULD you consider an empty nester?	1.0874	0.02796	103	94	9	0
5353	It has a great view but needs some updating.	1.0870	0.03675	92	86	4	2
5354	I’ll blow you if you let me cut the line	1.0870	0.03165	115	107	6	2
5355	Waiting in line: where patience grows taller than the trees!	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
5356	…and you should be fine, despite the fact that this is a flood zone.	1.0870	0.02954	92	84	8	0
5357	...And for any home decor needs, the kids just opened their dot com furniture store.	1.0866	0.02963	127	118	7	2
5358	The motif is, 'In-the-box, connecting with the world.' It's the product of one of our workshops."	1.0865	0.02770	104	95	9	0
5359	The view alone is worth every penny of the $1.4 million asking price. We should get a contract in today before it starts pricing up.	1.0865	0.03378	104	97	5	2
5360	Great airflow, sounds of nature and tiny kitchen make this a real gem for 1st time home buyers	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
5361	Of course it's up to code. The owner is anxious to sell, his PlayStation broke. Remove a branch and you can add a gift wrap room.	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
5362	This property also gets high marks for energy efficiency. Few homes have so much firewood growing within arm's reach.	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
5363	Our son saysvit is too small now that he and his wife are starting a family - but it was just perfect for two people!	1.0860	0.03636	93	87	4	2
5364	"It's expected to have a precarious ocean view."	1.0860	0.03299	93	86	6	1
5365	The last one was a two board climb up.	1.0860	0.02923	93	85	8	0
5366	Of course, the penthouse is a little more expensive.	1.0854	0.03557	82	76	5	1
5367	This one is actually under contract as of 5 minutes ago. It sold for just under $2 million!	1.0854	0.03105	82	75	7	0
5368	And in addition to your disappointment in regard to your lack of purchasing power, per the terms of the NAR legal settlement, you'll owe me for the buyer's agent commission.	1.0851	0.03598	94	88	4	2
5369	Well, the listing is basically right in claiming it's an affordable family residence."	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
5370	Of course you’d start by deplatforming it.	1.0851	0.02894	94	86	8	0
5371	Just three steps to a fairy tale among the leaves.	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
5372	This one doesn’t have a bathroom. I know you said you wanted that. But it could include a nursery.	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
5373	With the rising cost of housing, this is the best we could find.	1.0851	0.03265	94	87	6	1
5374	The previous owners built a treehouse for their son but YOU CAN MAKE YOUR HUSBAND SLEEP THERE WHEN HE FORGETS YOUR ANNIVERSARY haha do you FEEL ME here? The treehouse is brand new, the son died in a tragic accident that tore the parents apart.	1.0849	0.02720	106	97	9	0
5375	Highest offers are due in sealed envelopes by tomorrow afternoon	1.0849	0.03316	106	99	5	2
5376	It's a fixer-upper. Emphasis on 'upper.	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
5377	There goes the neighborhood!	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
5378	The end of childhood.	1.0842	0.03561	95	89	4	2
5379	It's the most affordable option for getting into the neighborhood right now, what with market forces and all.	1.0842	0.03232	95	88	6	1
5380	It’s great. You’ll love it. The last owner was a homing pigeon.	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
5381	far right: I said I want a house John Middle: a tree house is also a house Karen Far left: Lord help me not backhand this man right here ,	1.0842	0.03561	95	89	4	2
5382	Wanting to put down roots, Majorie and Tom were branching gingerly towards a foot on the property ladder. .	1.0842	0.02864	95	87	8	0
5383	Everybody's time is being wasted here.	1.0840	0.02554	119	109	10	0
5384	Surely you realize that this property is several steps up from that cave you’re in now!	1.0833	0.03034	84	77	7	0
5385	welp. the housing market is screwed. I shall unhinge my jaw and become one with the wolves and the trees. I will live off the land and talk to the birds. perhaps then I'll surrender to L'appel du Vide.	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
5386	And you said your father's discount is already included?	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
5387	I hear interest rates are at an all time low.	1.0833	0.03199	96	89	6	1
5388	They were such a cute couple too!	1.0833	0.02836	96	88	8	0
5389	You’d get your shiplap, honey. And I’ll get my sprawling landscape, I suppose.	1.0833	0.02836	96	88	8	0
5390	. It's gone. Highest bidder. We're gonna retire. EBay.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5391	Your son just wants a place closer to water.	1.0833	0.03474	84	78	5	1
5392	We'll use the sale to finance our daughter's college tuition!	1.0833	0.02672	108	99	9	0
5393	Miami Florida Current Market $3,000 a month.	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
5394	Are you private investigators? It has a great view of the Johnson's back yard.	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
5395	Thinking of a family? Future extensions? This house grows them!	1.0825	0.03167	97	90	6	1
5396	Built during the 2008 financial crises, this quaint home has the best views in town at an affordable price.	1.0825	0.02808	97	89	8	0
5397	I hear there’s an H-Owl-A @je_cochran	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
5398	It’s nice but really… it’s just not a buyers market. We’re not going to make an offer.	1.0824	0.03435	85	79	5	1
5399	Is it just the tree house or the lot as well?	1.0816	0.02780	98	90	8	0
5400	There's no in-ground pool, but otherwise the view is great.	1.0808	0.02753	99	91	8	0
5401	A crow is selling it for $1,000,000.	1.0808	0.02753	99	91	8	0
5402	This one is moving quick, though, so if you’re serious about it I would offer above asking	1.0805	0.02933	87	80	7	0
5403	The kds are downsizing to help us with the deposit.	1.0800	0.03075	100	93	6	1
5404	Nice work! I see you've made the cliche IN THE DOGHOUSE literal! Who've you got inside today?	1.0800	0.02727	100	92	8	0
5405	Honey, I told you we should have bought a house before the market collapsed.	1.0800	0.03681	75	70	4	1
5406	We love it, but If it doesn't have a dishwasher and updated plumbing its not for us!!!	1.0795	0.03321	88	82	5	1
5407	This one comes with excellent cross ventilation and the payments are within your budget.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
5408	And the price won’t break your budgie.	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
5409	Can you believe they're only asking for$50,000 down?	1.0792	0.02701	101	93	8	0
5410	Location, location, location! MH Sanger	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5411	You know, your hair is upside down again, dear. There’s only one nail in those stair steps. If you try them without at least two, they’ll spin. You could put your eyes out on the stems, or tear your beard off. You can do all that less painfully at the eclipse!	1.0787	0.03285	89	83	5	1
5412	We're going to chip in to Trump's legal defense fund.	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5413	A Steal at only $35 million	1.0787	0.02870	89	82	7	0
5414	The last tenants left their own Calling Cards.	1.0784	0.02675	102	94	8	0
5415	It’s a single story, but if you have aging parents, that story IS on the second floor.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
5416	Obviously we have the ubiquitous minimal open concept design, but let’s not overlook the expansive view of Mrs. Brown’s adequate garden.	1.0784	0.03016	102	95	6	1
5417	Where is the road going to be? Forget that, What 'll numbers be? hmm...	1.0778	0.03249	90	84	5	1
5418	In budget, good schools and cash only!	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
5419	On your limited income, this fills every need especially good schools, good neighborhood, room for a growing family, and, of course, working from home is a natural.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
5420	When you're talking about property value, you're talking about the circumference of the tree, that's all they need to know.	1.0778	0.02839	90	83	7	0
5421	Trust me, Air Bud is going to love it.	1.0777	0.02650	103	95	8	0
5422	Just think how easy it will be to deter the freeloaders.	1.0769	0.02809	91	84	7	0
5423	It’s perfect for snoopy jr dear, and the low mortgage of $2300 is just right.	1.0769	0.02960	104	97	6	1
5424	FIZBO or Arboreal Profiling?....	1.0762	0.02602	105	97	8	0
5425	It’s an affordable design for our neighborhood 'newcomers' too!	1.0762	0.02932	105	98	6	1
5426	.......and then she tweeted 'All I ever asked for was a bird bath.' Marriage over.	1.0761	0.03180	92	86	5	1
5427	Some say interest rates will never drop below tree percent again, Iets leaf an offer	1.0761	0.03180	92	86	5	1
5428	Oh wow I didn’t know it was a penthouse Jon Torpey Jamestown, NC	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
5429	Well, sure, but an entire family was murdered right here in 1926	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
5430	Adults looking to buy a house in their price Range in the economy they are living in today. Making the situation even worse.	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
5431	Some would say that we are in a seller’s market, but they haven’t seen the views that we have here.	1.0761	0.02779	92	85	7	0
5432	Our son left home for college and he doesn't use it anymore.	1.0759	0.03499	79	74	4	1
5433	I hear the THOA here are real sticklers	1.0755	0.02578	106	98	8	0
5434	It was a three-bedroom bungalow on a hill, but then it was made over on HGTV.	1.0755	0.02906	106	99	6	1
5435	Jaxon's start-up IPO'd so he's due for an upgrade.	1.0750	0.02415	120	111	9	0
5436	You won’t find a better unobstructed view. Jean Godden Seattle, Wa.	1.0745	0.02722	94	87	7	0
5437	The neighbors are a bit vocal, but even so this is a steal!	1.0741	0.02853	108	101	6	1
5438	What it lacks in upgrades is more than made up for by the view.	1.0737	0.02695	95	88	7	0
5439	Congratulations again on winning the California state million dollar jackpot!	1.0735	0.03815	68	64	3	1
5440	Child’s house, never used.	1.0734	0.03114	109	103	4	2
5441	My real estate agent said I should be able to get close to half a mil. for it.	1.0734	0.02828	109	102	6	1
5442	I can't wait for you to see how it looks online!	1.0732	0.03374	82	77	4	1
5443	You'll be one with nature. The birds will be your neighbors.	1.0729	0.02668	96	89	7	0
5444	On weekends we could put in on pontoons.	1.0729	0.03051	96	90	5	1
5445	NIMBY’s welcome! My yard, my rules	1.0727	0.02487	110	102	8	0
5446	$500k, 2 day escrow, no inspection, 50% cash down. And the best part, the utilities are covered.	1.0722	0.02641	97	90	7	0
5447	There is an issue with the “leach field” !	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5448	The good news is that no squatter, bottom dweller is coming here.	1.0714	0.02827	84	78	6	0
5449	It’s giving 4.5 million.	1.0714	0.02615	98	91	7	0
5450	Look honey, the leaves match your beard hair perfectly.	1.0706	0.02795	85	79	6	0
5451	And with this charming open house plan you’ll never miss a second of an eclipse- lunar or solar.	1.0690	0.02363	116	108	8	0
5452	We always wanted a house with trees around it.	1.0686	0.02876	102	96	5	1
5453	Think about the serious growth potential.	1.0685	0.02977	73	68	5	0
5454	Here is your standard California AirBnB	1.0682	0.02702	88	82	6	0
5455	I'm not sure about it but it seems to be a good investment for us	1.0673	0.02822	104	98	5	1
5456	You said you train grasshoppers and he is a freelance life coach for Pomeranians and your budget is $1.2M	1.0660	0.02424	106	99	7	0
5457	It’s perfect for the upwardly mobile, environmentally conscious folks. And so easy to clean!	1.0659	0.03047	91	86	4	1
5458	This is my Bed and Breakfast. I've advertised it as, Downsizing For Dropouts?	1.0659	0.02616	91	85	6	0
5459	At two million it's a real steal for the Tri-State Area. It's the perfect starter home for a Millennial couple hoping to start a family and build equity; in a few years it'll be worth twice what you're paying. Aren't you glad you went to law school?	1.0654	0.02744	107	101	5	1
5460	I love the song 'Cheeseburger in Paradise'. I suggested we name our new dog for Buffett. Well, my investor husband named him Warren Buffett.	1.0652	0.03388	92	88	2	2
5461	And for your next big life transition, this home easily reassembles into Jack-and-Jill caskets.	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
5462	The cats convey with the property but the tree does not.	1.0652	0.02588	92	86	6	0
5463	Your seeing one of the finest home in this neighborhood.	1.0645	0.02983	93	88	4	1
5464	The only downside is that it didn't require flood insurance until this year, but that's coastal living these days...	1.0641	0.03335	78	74	3	1
5465	A dynamically developing area it is, I mean two days ago there was a single tree around here.	1.0638	0.02952	94	89	4	1
5466	I WONDER IF IT IS CHILD PROOF?	1.0638	0.02952	94	89	4	1
5467	Of course, our listing was accurate; we captioned it Tarzan’s & Jane’s Treehouse.	1.0633	0.02757	79	74	5	0
5468	Is it easily accessible to air traffic?	1.0632	0.02509	95	89	6	0
5469	Our neighborhood stork seems to have had a windfall from its stocks.	1.0632	0.02921	95	90	4	1
5470	Very airy, great views, terrific walnuts to eat, and no internet annoys squirrels and crows.	1.0625	0.02483	96	90	6	0
5471	and from the front balcony you can sometimes see the apartment that George Spielberg owns	1.0625	0.03253	80	76	3	1
5472	It was built last summer by a quality builder of 12 years of age.	1.0619	0.02862	97	92	4	1
5473	I think we should advertise the open floor plan...	1.0617	0.02691	81	76	5	0
5474	It has rental potential. A family of racoons have already shown interest in the attic.	1.0612	0.02834	98	93	4	1
5475	I thought you said we were seeing a Six on the Park?" "No, Six on the Bark"	1.0612	0.02434	98	92	6	0
5476	It’s a tree away from tree .	1.0612	0.03183	98	94	2	2
5477	They were bought out by famous amos	1.0610	0.03175	82	78	3	1
5478	Does the tree come with it for that price ?	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5479	wonder if tree minds the music in night	1.0602	0.02628	83	78	5	0
5480	...And, this property has a lovely craftsman cottage which would be perfect for a man cave or a she shed!	1.0600	0.02387	100	94	6	0
5481	It's just waiting for your finishing touches!	1.0600	0.02387	100	94	6	0
5482	'We should advertise the second bedroom for a second wife.'	1.0598	0.02202	117	110	7	0
5483	And it’s a perfect fit for your upward mobility lifestyle.	1.0595	0.02597	84	79	5	0
5484	It has view protection.	1.0594	0.02364	101	95	6	0
5485	It's a fly-by-night birdhouse, and birdbrain would know it's way overpriced.	1.0588	0.02341	102	96	6	0
5486	I’m branching out into Real Estate. Pascale Garneau Montréal Québec	1.0583	0.02699	103	98	4	1
5487	It is over market value but it does come with a great view.	1.0581	0.02538	86	81	5	0
5488	It's expected to come with a compelling ocean view.	1.0571	0.02276	105	99	6	0
5489	All our children are grown up and have left home, and we have no grandchildren.	1.0568	0.02482	88	83	5	0
5490	This is a good way to protect trees... from rain.	1.0550	0.02552	109	104	4	1
5491	This will be a great tree change	1.0549	0.02402	91	86	5	0
5492	It was previously owned by a beloved Six year old ovarian specialist	1.0543	0.02376	92	87	5	0
5493	Imagine Joan Baez meditating and being close to nature.	1.0541	0.02156	111	105	6	0
5494	It's a fantastic dog house for if your dog needs a tree to pee on, but no, I'm not sure how he'll get up there.	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
5495	Definitely not overlooked. It has the advantage of overlooking. Y	1.0526	0.02303	95	90	5	0
5496	Taxes here are lower the higher the house so it more affordable than it may look	1.0513	0.02514	78	74	4	0
5497	They’re desegregating the neighborhood.	1.0506	0.02482	79	75	4	0
5498	The Squirrels couldn't afford the peanuts.	1.0505	0.02212	99	94	5	0
5499	Anyways, it has a lot of fresh air, in a friendly neighborhood in contact with nature. This house even comes with a refrigerator located entirely in the front house, where you are not allowed in, unless invited. The owners want no less than two million dollars	1.0485	0.02536	103	99	3	1
5500	Location, location, location Jere Wrightsman jerewrightsman@gmail.com 518 376-6592	1.0471	0.02311	85	81	4	0
5501	We’ll for starters, we’ve certainly seen the housing market grow over the past few years.	1.0467	0.02442	107	103	3	1
5502	If worst comes to worst you can always sublet.	1.0465	0.02284	86	82	4	0
5503	: "I know you sent those 25 listing from the competitors website, however this listing of ours just hit the market... Owner financing - pre-approved!"	1.0459	0.02013	109	104	5	0
5504	They've already got a cash offer for $30,000 over.	1.0455	0.02233	88	84	4	0
5505	Get ready for another tear down.	1.0444	0.02184	90	86	4	0
5506	@newyorkercartoons "Even the treehouses are going for a premium these days—guess we'll have to settle for the 'bark'-et"	1.0444	0.02184	90	86	4	0
5507	It’s our ADU. Fabulous neighborhood, surprisingly affordable!.	1.0417	0.02050	96	92	4	0
5508	It's above the flood plain. Trust me, it's a steal for only $20,000.	1.0396	0.01950	101	97	4	0
5509	I told you the price of houses make tree houses the only option left.	1.0385	0.02192	78	75	3	0
5510	We want to turn it into an Airbnb. It will take only a few hundred dollars to fix it up.	1.0353	0.02013	85	82	3	0
5511	Well, there goes the neighborhood.	1.0330	0.01882	91	88	3	0
5512	I know what you're thinking, but when you leave it to kids someday...	1.0316	0.01804	95	92	3	0

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