Contest #760


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760

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It’s curb to table.”
  2. “I’m sorry, sir, but we do reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.”
  3. “Define fresh.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2021-06-20T17:06:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2021-07-04T17:09:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2021-06-28T17:08:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 5, 2021
Number of captions 7393
Number of responses 807956
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You probably meant compote. 1.8734 0.01221 4422 1773 1436 1213
1 Let me remind you of your last review : "The service is lousy and the food is rubbish" 1.8509 0.01539 2690 1087 917 686
2 It's curb to table. 1.8502 0.01040 6068 2512 1953 1603
3 Since your reservation was for yesterday, I’ll start you off with a sampling of what you missed. 1.8292 0.01538 2541 1017 941 583
4 To be fair you did say you wanted what you had last night 1.8279 0.01430 3063 1268 1054 741
5 The chef DOES remember you from high school. 1.8198 0.01409 3240 1387 1050 803
6 May I recommend the remains of the day? 1.8042 0.01250 4044 1750 1336 958
7 What color was Madam’s retainer? 1.8041 0.01197 4532 2003 1414 1115
8 Perhaps Monsieur should not have tried to order in French. 1.7925 0.01099 5354 2403 1659 1292
9 This is the chef’s recommended pairing for your order of well-done steak with ketchup. 1.7865 0.01435 3269 1523 921 825
10 Bin appetite 1.7761 0.01220 4068 1789 1401 878
11 Yes, we do have a suggestion box. 1.7748 0.01231 3979 1748 1379 852
12 The good news is, it's all you can eat. 1.7747 0.01545 2517 1103 878 536
13 Perhaps monsieur shouldn’t have hidden the ring inside the meal... 1.7737 0.01408 3261 1507 985 769
14 Outdoor seating is full but we can provide outdoor ambience. 1.7724 0.01578 2359 1022 852 485
15 May I interest you in yesterday’s specials? 1.7711 0.01445 2792 1206 1019 567
16 You said you wanted to take home the leftovers. If you meant just your own, you should have said so. 1.7687 0.01369 3376 1548 1061 767
17 Which cake did you say you hid the ring in? 1.7674 0.01630 2304 1035 770 499
18 Perhaps monsieur would prefer to order in English. 1.7648 0.01357 3406 1562 1083 761
19 today's special is authentic street food 1.7601 0.01653 2176 970 758 448
20 Five minutes before closing is no problem, no problem at all. 1.7593 0.01661 2135 947 755 433
21 Well, in French you ordered a garbage can 1.7584 0.01292 3816 1788 1162 866
22 Would monsieur care to sniff the lid? 1.7544 0.01266 4092 1967 1163 962
23 No,the yelp review was not hyperbole,we do serve garbage. 1.7517 0.02120 1357 624 446 287
24 We reserve the right to serve refuse. 1.7462 0.01756 2017 948 633 436
25 Unfortunately a very good customer from the show ‘Sesame Street’ has requested this table and we’ll have to move you to a new one. 1.7461 0.01652 2320 1103 703 514
26 We like to call it 'curb-to-table.' 1.7458 0.01347 3265 1488 1119 658
27 I'm sorry sir, but we do reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone. 1.7424 0.01534 2729 1318 796 615
28 If you don't already, you should have reservations. 1.7422 0.01366 3731 1904 885 942
29 Henri remembered how well you tip. 1.7405 0.01664 2135 980 729 426
30 Monseiur, perhaps you you would prefer to order in English. 1.7390 0.01432 2985 1404 956 625
31 Albert impressed his internet date Midge by ordering entirely in French . 1.7384 0.01427 3177 1552 904 721
32 Your complaint about your meal has been noted. Chef has sent out a special dessert cart. 1.7374 0.01495 2704 1265 884 555
33 Perhaps next time, Monsieur, you will order in English. 1.7312 0.01510 2645 1248 860 537
34 Everybody does farm to table, we go one step further 1.7263 0.02019 1458 687 483 288
35 Ah, here comes Bernard with the catch of the day. 1.7177 0.01810 1743 813 609 321
36 Perhaps monsieur should have ordered in English. 1.7175 0.01956 1646 816 479 351
37 Care to make room for dessert? 1.7164 0.01711 2246 1147 589 510
38 Everything on the menu is locally sourced. Tonight's special is from right outside our back door. 1.7155 0.01791 1817 861 612 344
39 Here comes the only item we have in your price range. 1.7141 0.01727 2036 992 634 410
40 Our customers said they wanted a more authentic New York City experience. 1.7138 0.01667 2002 925 725 352
41 The kitchen is closed, but we could scrape something up. 1.7120 0.01635 2031 928 760 343
42 I believe you said ’Surprise Me’? 1.7112 0.01688 1967 917 701 349
43 Our violinist called in sick today, but Victor was in the original cast of “Stomp”. 1.7093 0.02148 1369 689 389 291
44 Our next course is a deconstructed blend of local delicacies. 1.7090 0.01746 1931 931 631 369
45 I see you have a Groupon. 1.7060 0.02861 728 355 232 141
46 This is Herb, your forager. 1.7043 0.02175 1258 615 400 243
47 On the positive side,it's locally sourced 1.7042 0.01749 1785 829 655 301
48 Might I suggest something a little closer to Monsieur's budget? 1.7029 0.01799 1747 830 606 311
49 All of our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.6917 0.02848 707 345 235 127
50 Sir, she’s dumping you 1.6912 0.02058 1438 728 426 284
51 Monsieur, perhaps you should order in English? 1.6892 0.02039 1406 697 449 260
52 Perhaps this will be more in line with your budget. 1.6875 0.02062 1373 682 438 253
53 Your feedback is very important to us--our manager is coming to collect your comment form now. 1.6867 0.02069 1366 680 434 252
54 Define fresh. 1.6857 0.01941 1368 635 528 205
55 And everything we serve is sustainably sourced with reclaimed local ingredients. 1.6857 0.02079 1333 659 434 240
56 I thought we were out of salmon, but maybe not. 1.6828 0.02108 1280 631 424 225
57 The wine pairing is where it really gets interesting. 1.6818 0.02329 1015 492 354 169
58 The chef appreciates your constructive comments and asks that you place them in the suggestion box. 1.6796 0.02155 1264 638 393 233
59 Can I interest you in the Catch of the Previous Day? 1.6779 0.02183 1192 592 392 208
60 Let me tell you about last night’s specials. 1.6761 0.02174 1161 567 403 191
61 Actually, the sign states: We reserve the right to service refuse to anyone. 1.6745 0.02320 1186 634 304 248
62 May I recommend the tossed salad? 1.6718 0.02300 1097 557 343 197
63 Yes, we do have a dollar menu. 1.6701 0.02257 1176 610 344 222
64 And because you folks so thoughtfully insisted on having a table just one minute before we were supposed to close this evening, the chef has prepared a special treat. 1.6629 0.02369 1059 553 310 196
65 ... and from our sustainable menu... 1.6623 0.02352 983 489 337 157
66 We're hoping to live up to the review you posted online. 1.6600 0.02447 994 522 288 184
67 Dinner doesn’t start for another hour, but we still have some items from our lunch menu available. 1.6583 0.02498 913 469 287 157
68 Unfortunately,our strolling violinist has the night off,but please enjoy my twin brother performing selections from the Broadway production of Stomp. 1.6559 0.02495 988 532 264 192
69 I recommend a couple of dry martinis and eating somewhere else. 1.6545 0.02499 880 446 292 142
70 Yes, our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.6521 0.02471 914 469 294 151
71 Yes, we did just lose our Michelin star. Why do you ask? 1.6480 0.02615 804 412 263 129
72 This is from the gentleman at the bar. 1.6468 0.02697 821 441 229 151
73 Would you like to see last night’s specials? 1.6427 0.02618 820 429 255 136
74 My regrets Sir and Madame. Our offerings are now limited to curbside pickup. 1.6390 0.02598 820 428 260 132
75 Our commitment to recycling is unmatched. 1.6364 0.02722 726 375 240 111
76 Just as you ordered in your flawless Italian: ‘The Chef’s Mother’s Underwear in a Garbage Can’. 1.6355 0.03054 727 427 138 162
77 Well, Sir, the chef has certain feelings about ordering the steak well-done. 1.6296 0.02898 683 369 198 116
78 Your meal has been locally sourced. 1.6280 0.02817 699 372 215 112
79 Who ordered the “chef’s surprise?” 1.6272 0.02855 633 325 219 89
80 It’s not on the menu, but it is in your price range. 1.6261 0.02967 666 366 183 117
81 Sorry, I didn’t realize you had set your dentures down on your plate. 1.6258 0.03087 660 377 153 130
82 The good news is the portion size. 1.6242 0.02802 644 329 228 87
83 I’m very sorry. I thought you said ‘compost’, not ‘compote’. 1.6237 0.02855 651 341 214 96
84 And this is Tony. He'll be your composter tonight. 1.6221 0.02900 643 341 204 98
85 Sir, you ordered the "tossed salad". 1.6187 0.02900 653 351 200 102
86 Our chef remains upset with your review comparison and he wants you to try some actual garbage. 1.6173 0.03123 614 346 157 111
87 You ordered the takeout? 1.6162 0.03104 568 306 174 88
88 I’m pleased you chose the ‘Lady & the Tramp’ experience. 1.6160 0.03015 599 322 185 92
89 You're in luck. We still have some left. 1.6159 0.02929 617 327 200 90
90 Your hilarious comment card has earned you the Chef’s surprise. 1.6154 0.03009 637 353 176 108
91 May I suggest the salad? It was tossed yesterday. 1.6130 0.03033 602 328 179 95
92 He's still upset about the review. 1.6128 0.03087 563 302 177 84
93 And now Robert here will tell you about the catch of the day. 1.6115 0.03082 574 311 175 88
94 Would you like a side of flies with that? 1.6107 0.03085 578 315 173 90
95 It's 'du jour', we're just not sure which 'du jour. 1.6101 0.03011 577 307 188 82
96 We’re out of tonight’s special, but we’re pleased to be able to offer you last night’s 1.6098 0.03054 569 305 181 83
97 We would love your feedback. Here’s the suggestion box. 1.6092 0.03129 568 312 166 90
98 He leaves early. Do you mind cleaning up when you’re finished? 1.6071 0.02959 588 312 195 81
99 Of course we can box up your leftovers. Would you mind pointing them out? 1.6048 0.03219 544 303 153 88
100 We have a special section for the unmasked and unvaccinated. 1.6043 0.03222 561 318 147 96
101 The raccoon is very fresh tonight. 1.6025 0.03183 561 315 154 92
102 May I interest you in last night's special? 1.5973 0.03208 524 289 157 78
103 Yes, but it's all you can eat. 1.5971 0.03160 551 307 159 85
104 We’re out of today’s special, but yesterday’s is still available. 1.5963 0.03331 483 266 146 71
105 The return of fine dining will be a process. 1.5961 0.03205 515 282 159 74
106 Why yes, we do have a Dollar Menu... 1.5956 0.03159 502 268 169 65
107 Farm to table was only the beginning 1.5951 0.03177 526 289 161 76
108 We saw your Yelp review and figured you were back for more." 1.5929 0.03380 479 268 138 73
109 The chef would like to address your complaints. 1.5924 0.03102 525 283 173 69
110 Our entire staff is at your disposal! 1.5881 0.03473 437 242 133 62
111 Sorry for the miscommunication. Before packing up your leftovers can you please help us identify your entrees. 1.5875 0.03468 497 293 116 88
112 Unfortunately, your card was refused, and so we must request that you return the Boeuf Bourguignon and the Cassoulet. 1.5874 0.03608 475 285 101 89
113 As requested, the exact dishes the couple at the other table had. 1.5867 0.03497 450 255 126 69
114 This is Hank, our kombucha sommelier. 1.5817 0.03528 459 267 117 75
115 …And here we have the Prix Fixe for our unvaccinated guests. 1.5814 0.03523 473 279 113 81
116 “We too are having a bit of a problem with the supply chain." 1.5812 0.03354 437 237 146 54
117 The chef conveys he is no longer angry over your last review and has prepared something special for you tonight." 1.5781 0.03416 474 273 128 73
118 A little preparation, monsieur, in view of your brave decision to order fish on a Monday” 1.5773 0.03692 388 219 114 55
119 The garbage salad is prepared table side 1.5773 0.03595 414 235 119 60
120 May I interest you in the catch of the day ago? 1.5773 0.03564 440 255 116 69
121 Perhaps you'd like to see what isn't popular on the menu. 1.5761 0.03719 394 226 109 59
122 Our special today is a sustainable take on 'Farm to Table' called the 'Urban Forager.' 1.5760 0.03637 408 233 115 60
123 As you can see, our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.5748 0.03459 428 239 132 57
124 Let me tell you about last week's specials ... 1.5739 0.03667 399 228 113 58
125 Our compost curator will now show you the nuanced blend of coffee grounds, eggshells and carrot peelings which provided the soil for your private reserve organic radicchio salad. 1.5739 0.03618 406 231 117 58
126 This is our 'we remember your last tip' selection. 1.5738 0.03509 420 236 127 57
127 Tonight's special is what we like to call "Another Man's Treasure." 1.5725 0.03726 414 245 101 68
128 We are a farm to table to compost to farm restaurant. 1.5704 0.03612 433 255 109 69
129 Of course, everything we serve is locally sourced. 1.5701 0.03348 428 234 144 50
130 I'm sorry, that wasn't a bad review-- the food here IS garbage. 1.5695 0.04010 367 221 83 63
131 You asked for the take out? 1.5682 0.03842 352 200 104 48
132 You’re in luck! We found your order. 1.5674 0.03558 430 250 116 64
133 Everything’s locally sourced. 1.5674 0.03714 393 228 107 58
134 The violinist is ill, but we have percussion. 1.5670 0.03733 388 225 106 57
135 Would sir care to take a look at yesterday’s special? 1.5646 0.03575 418 242 116 60
136 I think you need to work on your French. 1.5619 0.03718 388 226 106 56
137 Are you sure you want last night’s special 1.5618 0.03915 372 223 89 60
138 I'm sorry the meal was not to your liking ... perhaps something from the dessert cart? 1.5615 0.03917 374 225 88 61
139 You may want to ask for the English language menu the next time you're here. 1.5614 0.03690 399 234 106 59
140 Yes, yes, I understand. Here comes the manager now with the Suggestion Box. 1.5612 0.03753 376 218 105 53
141 Monsieur wanted something off the menu. 1.5608 0.03662 378 215 114 49
142 Welcome to Out Back Steakhouse. 1.5608 0.03778 403 243 94 66
143 Your two-for-one coupon entitles you to select only items from our "special" menu. 1.5603 0.03719 373 214 109 50
144 Oscar the Grouch has this table at 8. 1.5599 0.03930 359 213 91 55
145 Your credit card was declined, sir. I'm afraid we'll need the meal back. 1.5587 0.03978 358 215 86 57
146 Our food is Farm to Table, with a short detour in between. 1.5587 0.03650 358 199 118 41
147 Oui monsieur, your french is excellent. It is coming right up. 1.5583 0.03882 360 212 95 53
148 “Shall I bring two forks?” 1.5580 0.03641 362 202 118 42
149 May I present Chef's Surprise, prepared shortly before Chef's departure. 1.5573 0.03731 384 225 104 55
150 Would either of you like to make room for dessert? 1.5564 0.03698 381 221 108 52
151 We welcome your feedback in our suggestion bin 1.5559 0.03928 322 183 99 40
152 You ordered the chef's surprise? 1.5549 0.03739 355 202 109 44
153 We do have one or two items that are off the menu. 1.5549 0.03768 346 196 108 42
154 For dessert may I suggest our delightful fruit compost? 1.5537 0.03975 354 213 86 55
155 Monsieur, would you now care to order in English ? 1.5518 0.03950 357 215 87 55
156 Everything on our menu is locally sourced. 1.5509 0.03458 403 228 128 47
157 I just wanted to double-check with you, since sometimes when customers order in French there can be… miscommunications 1.5500 0.03825 360 212 98 50
158 Your Yelp review has incited some resentment. 1.5485 0.03907 330 191 97 42
159 I think your retainer might be in this one. 1.5460 0.04026 337 203 84 50
160 We're out of today's special. Would you like to try yesterday's? 1.5457 0.03628 350 196 117 37
161 You're in luck. We're just setting up the buffet now. 1.5446 0.03628 325 177 119 29
162 I'm sorry we're out of doggie bags but we do have racoon containers to go 1.5440 0.04129 307 182 83 42
163 Sir, it was you who requested the steak prepared Oscar style. 1.5430 0.04075 302 176 88 38
164 Dolores and John had no idea what “zero waste” dining involved. 1.5430 0.03893 337 198 95 44
165 Allow me to show you yesterday's specials. 1.5418 0.04133 299 176 84 39
166 Yes, it's a little like farm-to-table. 1.5395 0.03878 354 213 91 50
167 Tonight’s special should be right up your alley. 1.5385 0.04134 299 177 83 39
168 I'm afraid the chef remembers your comments from your last visit. 1.5367 0.04097 300 177 85 38
169 And we have, for your consideration, the special of the day before yesterday. 1.5366 0.03976 328 196 88 44
170 Due to the current labor shortage, tonight's dinner theater consists of Cousin Leo's one man rendition of "Stomp." 1.5364 0.04184 302 182 78 42
171 Here is our new ‘street to table’ menu of the evening 1.5362 0.03827 345 204 97 44
172 We're closing, but we can still scrape up something for you. 1.5361 0.03837 319 183 101 35
173 The chef is asking you to give tonight’s special another chance. 1.5354 0.03754 297 163 109 25
174 Steve will show you the catch of the day. 1.5354 0.04046 297 173 89 35
175 Could I, perhaps, interest you in another restaurant? 1.5350 0.03986 314 185 90 39
176 We are currently understaffed, so if you could bus your own table when you’re done that would be great! 1.5350 0.03803 314 178 104 32
177 Our catch of the day is just in. 1.5345 0.03931 333 199 90 44
178 Relax, it's the next table. 1.5333 0.03758 300 166 108 26
179 Honestly, sir, all the specials tonight are garbage. 1.5331 0.04295 287 174 73 40
180 I'm sorry to say our violinist is isolating, and that tonight's entertainment will be Sergio and his one-man rendition of "Stomp!" 1.5324 0.04575 278 176 56 46
181 You wrote on your review that you’d rather eat trash…. Bon apatite 1.5318 0.04351 267 159 74 34
182 Sure, we could box them up for you, or we could all just be honest with ourselves. 1.5304 0.04304 296 183 69 44
183 The chef appreciates your feedback and has some of his own 1.5300 0.04233 300 184 73 43
184 It’s not garbage, it’s garbáge! 1.5290 0.04201 293 177 77 39
185 Our kitchen is committed to complete transparency." 1.5282 0.04007 301 177 89 35
186 For the cheese platter, today we're featuring - Fromage de Forage. 1.5277 0.04398 271 165 69 37
187 We prefer to call it archival food. 1.5271 0.04600 258 160 60 38
188 I’m afraid we are out of fresh vegetables. 1.5267 0.04338 281 172 70 39
189 Would you like to make room for dessert? 1.5265 0.04226 283 170 77 36
190 We will make every effort to retrieve your doggy bag; sorry for the misunderstanding. 1.5259 0.04380 270 164 70 36
191 Would you like flies with that? 1.5257 0.04465 253 152 69 32
192 All of our food is sourced locally... 1.5249 0.03818 341 204 95 42
193 Would it help if we called it something French? 1.5240 0.04210 250 143 83 24
194 Compote? I thought you said compost. 1.5233 0.04333 279 171 70 38
195 Here comes James with the dessert cart now. 1.5232 0.04160 302 185 76 41
196 Tonight's special draws its inspiration from the 5-Second rule. 1.5222 0.04147 293 177 79 37
197 Some call it re-recycling but we prefer locally-sourced ingredients. 1.5215 0.04124 303 185 78 40
198 Well, what did you think 'locally sourced' meant? 1.5213 0.04356 282 175 67 40
199 Happy Anniversary. Your wife ordered for you. 1.5211 0.04462 261 160 66 35
200 Your last review said our food was garbage. I'll show you garbage. 1.5204 0.04425 269 166 66 37
201 So you are interested in seeing yesterday’s specials? 1.5195 0.04529 256 158 63 35
202 We're trying to offer more street food on our menu 1.5192 0.04241 287 176 73 38
203 Yes. We do have value-priced selections. 1.5185 0.04416 243 144 72 27
204 It's the next phase in sustainable dining. 1.5184 0.03916 299 175 93 31
205 Our specialty tonight is leftovers. 1.5179 0.04351 280 174 67 39
206 But Monsieur, your French seemed so perfect, that I simply submitted your order verbatim.... 1.5174 0.04285 259 154 76 29
207 Not garbage...it's garBAGE...French. 1.5166 0.03944 302 179 90 33
208 I'm sorry but the soup is from a can. 1.5160 0.04362 250 149 73 28
209 Tonight's special has a little bit of everything. 1.5158 0.04117 285 171 81 33
210 Let me see whether we have any of that left. 1.5153 0.04249 262 156 77 29
211 This weeks special is a little avant-garde 1.5144 0.04378 243 144 73 26
212 Well, no, I wouldn't exactly call it Farm to Table. 1.5132 0.04213 265 158 78 29
213 May I suggest yesterday’s special? 1.5126 0.04405 238 141 72 25
214 I'm afraid your credit card was declined. We're going to have to ask that you return your meals. 1.5108 0.04286 278 172 70 36
215 Well, while you're waiting to decide, my cousin Ringo will serenade you at your table. 1.5107 0.04433 233 138 71 24
216 I think our chef saw your negative review on Yelp. 1.5100 0.04338 249 149 73 27
217 Just a moment, Sir. Olivier is on his way with the suggestions box. 1.5081 0.04635 246 155 57 34
218 Leftovers? Why, yes, we do serve leftovers. 1.5078 0.04298 258 156 73 29
219 It's no longer on the menu, but we do have it. 1.5077 0.04342 260 159 70 31
220 The Chef appreciates your comments and has prepared a special dish for you 1.5074 0.04327 272 169 68 35
221 I have something that meets your budget. 1.5058 0.04346 257 157 70 30
222 Instead of a menu, you may have the pick of the litter. 1.5057 0.04262 261 158 74 29
223 Well, yes, we do have less expensive options. 1.5045 0.04606 224 136 63 25
224 And finally, our special tonight is “Another Man’s Treasure” 1.5039 0.04592 254 162 56 36
225 Would you be interested in last weeks special? 1.5022 0.04447 229 137 69 23
226 That's not what I meant when I said "the same thing as last week." 1.5021 0.04522 241 149 63 29
227 Victor will now show you tonight's half-priced specials. 1.5021 0.04417 243 148 68 27
228 Our violinist has taken ill. We hope you enjoy Alfredo and the tintinnabulation of his steel drum. 1.5020 0.04513 247 154 62 31
229 I apologize. Thought you had finished it. 1.5020 0.04578 255 163 56 36
230 It appears we have an order of the veal scaloppini after all. 1.5019 0.04238 263 160 74 29
231 We call it farm to table to street back to table. 1.5000 0.04714 228 143 56 29
232 I said compote, not compost. 1.5000 0.04418 228 136 70 22
233 It comes with a side of flies. 1.4979 0.04432 239 146 67 26
234 Can I interest you in some tossed salad? 1.4979 0.04637 233 146 58 29
235 ‘Would you like to see our street food menu?’ 1.4978 0.04634 225 139 60 26
236 We decided to keep some of the outdoor dining ambience 1.4960 0.04314 248 151 71 26
237 We have only limited options in your price range. 1.4955 0.04735 224 141 55 28
238 It's a bit like paella, some of everything. 1.4936 0.04406 235 143 68 24
239 I believe you asked for yesterday's special. 1.4933 0.04622 223 138 60 25
240 We are the first truly zero-waste restaurant in the city… 1.4933 0.04489 223 135 66 22
241 Sir, you ordered the "Chef's Surprise"? 1.4932 0.04426 221 132 69 20
242 Mr Gates, your wife arrived. Should we hide your mistress? 1.4927 0.05157 205 134 41 30
243 All our ingredients are sourced locally 1.4917 0.04507 242 152 61 29
244 Our violin player has the night off, but Luigi will entertain you with his version of the 1812 Overture. Enjoy. 1.4916 0.04602 238 151 57 30
245 I apologize. He is the fastest busboy we've ever had. Would you like your meals back? 1.4915 0.04709 236 152 52 32
246 When you said, "I'd rather eat garbage," he took you quite literally. 1.4915 0.04582 234 147 59 28
247 This late, we only have leftovers. 1.4915 0.04502 234 145 63 26
248 We offer curbside pickup. 1.4910 0.04365 222 132 71 19
249 Sir, I understand you don't believe in the covid vaccine and you don't like wearing a mask. So we are bringing you a new seating arrangement. 1.4906 0.04281 265 166 68 31
250 and here comes my manager right now to receive your complaints 1.4905 0.04879 210 133 51 26
251 Tonight’s special is all you can’t eat. 1.4903 0.04130 257 155 78 24
252 I just wanted to inform you that we’ve started composting, so Jacques will come by to collect your leftovers. 1.4900 0.04859 200 124 54 22
253 You wanted to see what the other table ordered. 1.4898 0.04985 196 123 50 23
254 Angelo would like to discuss your most recent review. 1.4894 0.04647 235 150 55 30
255 We recreated your first date based on your wife’s perspective. 1.4887 0.04826 221 142 50 29
256 It’s locally sourced. 1.4883 0.04445 213 127 68 18
257 While maybe you don't understand French, you did order 'des ordures". 1.4882 0.04815 211 133 53 25
258 When we ordered tossed salad, we didn't mean it literally 1.4875 0.04796 240 159 45 36
259 Certainly, all of our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.4869 0.04355 267 171 62 34
260 You are seated. Here comes your waiter Oscar. By the way he is a grouch. 1.4858 0.04751 212 133 55 24
261 There's one other place we might look for your tooth. 1.4854 0.05044 206 134 44 28
262 George will be showcasing items from our recycled menu. 1.4850 0.04432 233 144 65 24
263 Our model is farm-to-table-to-landfill. 1.4850 0.04302 266 169 65 32
264 Here's what you left on your plates the last time. We'd like to know why. 1.4835 0.04468 242 153 61 28
265 yes, he does work full time at the new yorker - but he has to do this in order to pay for health insureance. 1.4835 0.04506 242 154 59 29
266 It’s actually a raspberry compost tonight, not compote 1.4829 0.04919 205 131 49 25
267 Welcome to Racoon’s. Your waiter will be right with you. 1.4825 0.04671 228 146 54 28
268 Happily, our recycling program offers a unique tasting menu. 1.4821 0.04787 195 120 56 19
269 And now for yesterday's specials. 1.4821 0.04618 195 117 62 16
270 Yes he’s bringing the suggestion box right now sir. 1.4813 0.04670 214 134 57 23
271 It’s all locally sourced. 1.4810 0.04253 237 144 72 21
272 Welcome to Chez Raccoon. This is Lawrence, he will go through today's specials for you. 1.4810 0.05061 210 139 41 30
273 We're ready to receive your feedback 1.4809 0.04445 235 147 63 25
274 The Yelp review did say the food was garbage. 1.4808 0.04671 208 129 58 21
275 Can I interest you in an unappetizer? 1.4806 0.04803 206 130 53 23
276 That's our Suggestion Box 1.4805 0.04584 231 147 57 27
277 Before you order the sushi I need to show you something. 1.4803 0.04777 229 150 48 31
278 We are so sorry, but this table has been reserved for some Sesame Street big shots... 1.4789 0.04961 213 140 44 29
279 Our new menu substantially reduces our carbon footprint. 1.4787 0.04915 188 117 52 19
280 So sorry for his error. Your waiter is retrieving your leftovers now. 1.4778 0.04905 203 130 49 24
281 Today’s specials are “urban forage” 1.4777 0.04472 224 139 63 22
282 We are still looking, your dentures have to be in the building! 1.4776 0.05090 201 132 42 27
283 The all-you-can-eat buffet now comes right to you. 1.4775 0.04591 222 140 58 24
284 Today's special is a tasting menu from local restaurants. 1.4769 0.05054 195 126 45 24
285 Our drinks come in small, medium, large, and American sizes. 1.4760 0.04816 208 133 51 24
286 As innovators in sustainability, we draw tonight's amuse-nez from our curb-to-table menu. 1.4755 0.05032 204 134 43 27
287 Our Chef 's new passion combines foraging with recycling. 1.4754 0.04890 183 113 53 17
288 The chef sends his discards. 1.4754 0.05071 183 116 47 20
289 Yesterday’s Special, sir, as your requested. 1.4751 0.04990 181 113 50 18
290 It’s kind of a… Ratatouille-type thing. 1.4751 0.04560 221 139 59 23
291 Yes, your last review was a bit disappointing, but tonight we've prepared something much better suited to your discriminating palate. 1.4750 0.05206 200 134 37 29
292 You asked for carryout. 1.4749 0.04210 219 130 74 15
293 Slight change in our Sesame Street dinner show. The role of Oscar the Grouch will be played by my brother Giuseppe. 1.4747 0.04623 198 121 60 17
294 We're Compost-to-Table. 1.4740 0.04950 192 122 49 21
295 The bus boy says he didn't hear your request for a doggie bag, but if you want, you can take what you want. 1.4734 0.04881 207 134 48 25
296 And might I interest you in last Tuesday’s daily special? 1.4732 0.04646 224 144 54 26
297 And finally, the compost course. 1.4732 0.04334 224 137 68 19
298 It's our new trash to table concept. 1.4729 0.04700 203 127 56 20
299 Oh, you wanted compote? 1.4726 0.04990 201 131 45 25
300 Our first course is an aged gouda. 1.4726 0.04940 201 130 47 24
301 Our produce is locally sourced. 1.4724 0.04715 199 124 56 19
302 You’re saying the ring was in the pie? 1.4719 0.05355 178 117 38 23
303 The final course tonight will be a locally-sourced artisanal mélange. 1.4718 0.05053 195 127 44 24
304 I would suggest skipping the first course. 1.4713 0.05134 174 110 46 18
305 Just a moment Senator McConnell, a better table is being prepared for you 1.4713 0.05325 174 113 40 21
306 Senator McConnell, this is your life! 1.4712 0.04958 208 137 44 27
307 The chef wants you to know how much he values your opinion. 1.4711 0.04630 225 145 54 26
308 The entire menu is locally sourced. 1.4709 0.04946 206 135 45 26
309 Oh yes, it's a very generous portion of mussels. 1.4706 0.04579 204 126 60 18
310 Do you still want to see the menu? 1.4706 0.04683 204 128 56 20
311 Very good - the Pessimist’s Plate for two! 1.4703 0.04589 219 139 57 23
312 The chef wants to know who asked for their steak well done. 1.4688 0.05111 192 126 42 24
313 A table outside would be lovely this time of year, but that will be a three hour wait. Instead we've arranged for some curbside ambiance to be brought to your table. 1.4688 0.05165 192 127 40 25
314 If Monsieur is not happy with the choice of today's specials, Marcel here will be pleased to show you yesterdays specials. 1.4688 0.05058 192 125 44 23
315 I understand you have reservations. 1.4688 0.04723 192 119 56 17
316 It's why the restaurant is called 'Leftovers'" 1.4674 0.05048 184 118 46 20
317 I assure you Sir, it is just a precaution. 1.4670 0.05029 182 116 47 19
318 I do apologize that the steak was not to your liking, madam, but if your dentures got stuck in it there's only one way to find them. 1.4663 0.05003 208 139 41 28
319 We are boxing up your leftovers. You can look at them for a week at home or throw them straight in here. 1.4663 0.05196 193 129 38 26
320 How do you feel about canned food? 1.4661 0.04467 221 139 61 21
321 The kitchen is closed, but you can still order.' 1.4660 0.04681 191 118 57 16
322 So you are Mr. Anderson, the famous restaurant critic ...? 1.4657 0.04883 204 133 47 24
323 'Good evening Sir, which one of you ordered the well-done steak?' 1.4656 0.04775 189 118 54 17
324 Now that New York is open, we ask that you kindly deposit your face masks, political comments and emotional baggage in this receptacle. 1.4656 0.05061 189 123 44 22
325 Perhaps it would be better not order in French. 1.4653 0.04715 202 128 54 20
326 Or perhaps you would like something from our take-out menu? 1.4650 0.04801 200 128 51 21
327 I assure you sir, no one took your last review to heart. 1.4648 0.04958 213 143 41 29
328 The review you wrote on last week's special? Turns out the chef read it. 1.4647 0.05153 170 108 45 17
329 And, finally, we still have yesterday's special. 1.4647 0.05352 170 111 39 20
330 Welcome to Oscar's. 1.4645 0.04666 211 135 54 22
331 Carson is very sorry he took everything away before you were done. 1.4643 0.04819 196 125 51 20
332 I'm sorry, We ran out of the small containers for your leftovers. 1.4643 0.04644 224 146 52 26
333 Desolé, your server did not realize that you wished to take the leftovers home. 1.4641 0.04796 209 136 49 24
334 Now for your last course. 1.4641 0.04925 181 114 50 17
335 Would you like to hear about last week's specials?" 1.4639 0.04910 194 125 48 21
336 We focus on locally-scavenged ingredients. Tonight’s Special features imported preserved tuna from the dumpster behind Costco. 1.4638 0.04974 207 138 42 27
337 Oui, Le Bistro Français does offer an American buffet. Here's Pierre with it now. One shovel or two? 1.4633 0.04827 218 145 45 28
338 Yes, we have an under $20 menu, Henri is coming over to show you. 1.4632 0.04872 190 121 50 19
339 Joe handles complaints. 1.4632 0.04756 190 119 54 17
340 You used the word "trash" three times in your Yelp review. 1.4631 0.04950 203 134 44 25
341 The supply chain issues have inspired our chef to experiment with exciting new ingredients. 1.4628 0.04733 188 117 55 16
342 We have a whole menu at your disposal. 1.4627 0.05134 201 136 37 28
343 Yes, we do reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.... 1.4627 0.04731 201 128 53 20
344 Yes sir, that's a tureen. 1.4619 0.04907 197 128 47 22
345 Would Monsieur et Madame care to hear our Reduce, Reuse, Recycle specials this evening? 1.4612 0.04586 219 141 55 23
346 The mariachi band is off tonight. In its place, the maître de would like to entertain you with his rendition of STOMP. 1.4611 0.05035 193 127 43 23
347 Tonight’s special is a deconstructed yesterday’s special 1.4607 0.04965 191 124 46 21
348 Your card was declined. We need the meal back. 1.4599 0.04688 187 116 56 15
349 My compliments on your French, monsieur: le spécial d’hier. 1.4590 0.05124 183 120 42 21
350 Your waiter is coming with the tip jar. Keep in mind that he hasn't worked since the beginning of the pandemic. 1.4590 0.04945 183 117 48 18
351 Would you like an unappetizer? 1.4583 0.04542 192 118 60 14
352 Chef enjoyed your critical feedback. 1.4576 0.05002 177 113 47 17
353 There's no special for today, but all of last week's specials are available. 1.4575 0.04501 212 134 59 19
354 And would Monsieur care to use his high school French to order wine as well? 1.4568 0.05545 162 108 34 20
355 No how much we try to create the appearance of indoor dining , you are still eating in our parking lot. 1.4561 0.04423 239 156 57 26
356 My assistant, Gérard, will now show you tonight’s specials. 1.4560 0.05024 182 118 45 19
357 You asked for the chef's surprise. 1.4560 0.04712 182 113 55 14
358 Our Chef's Surprise is on the house. 1.4557 0.04885 158 96 52 10
359 We also serve raccoons 1.4557 0.05721 158 107 30 21
360 Yes, the presentation definitely needs more work. 1.4556 0.05171 169 109 43 17
361 Farm to table... to compost... and back to table. 1.4554 0.04497 202 126 60 16
362 Tonight we'll be assembling the sausage at your table. 1.4550 0.04805 211 140 46 25
363 Welcome to 'Urban Forage!' Mike will be your server. 1.4545 0.04925 187 121 47 19
364 The chef was not offended by your remarks— in fact, he’s invited you to make a choice from his special platter. 1.4536 0.04850 194 126 48 20
365 our appetizer supplies 100% of daily recommended irony. 1.4536 0.04881 183 117 49 17
366 And now our Compost Steward will let you get a whiff of the Exceptional Quality Biosolids that have helped this evening's Salad Greens reach their full potential. 1.4530 0.05163 181 120 40 21
367 Our ingredients are always freshly foraged. 1.4527 0.04566 201 127 57 17
368 Oh … you’ll have to excuse him. He’s not quite used to there being people back in here yet 1.4523 0.04707 199 128 52 19
369 We do not serve that fast-food garbage, ours is made to order 1.4521 0.04727 188 119 53 16
370 Your well done steak is arriving 1.4511 0.05041 184 121 43 20
371 Didn't you see the sign on the door? It says 'We Reserve The Right To Serve Refuse To Anyone.' 1.4508 0.04922 193 127 45 21
372 We offer a unique eating experience here at Encore. 1.4508 0.04922 193 127 45 21
373 Or, would you like the catch of the day? 1.4507 0.04676 213 140 50 23
374 I never really know, sir, whether he's collecting or delivering. 1.4505 0.05141 182 121 40 21
375 We've decided your table no longer sparks joy. 1.4505 0.04812 202 133 47 22
376 I'm sorry sir, but I distinctly heard you request "Coq au bin" 1.4500 0.05594 160 108 32 20
377 Wlould you like to order from our alacart? 1.4498 0.04837 209 140 44 25
378 Well, we got rid of the salad bar last week, but since you insist. 1.4481 0.04753 183 116 52 15
379 Would you like some junk food? 1.4481 0.05000 183 120 44 19
380 And now for our paileo menu. 1.4479 0.05446 163 109 35 19
381 This is our smorgasbord. 1.4469 0.04956 179 116 46 17
382 As part of our new “green menu” we now also offer table side composting. 1.4467 0.04738 197 128 50 19
383 Tonight's special is locally sourced 1.4463 0.05122 177 117 41 19
384 Do we wish to make room for dessert? 1.4459 0.05276 148 94 42 12
385 The chef wanted me to let to know where you could directly voice your complaints. 1.4459 0.05008 148 91 48 9
386 For your appetizer course, we begin with a delightful Brie Debris. 1.4452 0.05586 146 96 35 15
387 You could see it as a subtle suggestion to leave or an invitation to listen to our steel drum recital. 1.4444 0.04871 180 116 48 16
388 We're a little short staffed tonight. Mind taking this out when you leave? 1.4444 0.05446 171 117 32 22
389 No but allow us to simulate outdoor seating… 1.4434 0.04875 212 145 40 27
390 I will see what we can scrape together for you. 1.4423 0.04346 208 131 62 15
391 We’re more of an alley-to-table restaurant. 1.4419 0.04607 172 106 56 10
392 Apologies, you’re credit card was declined and we’ll need the food back” 1.4407 0.05243 177 120 36 21
393 Our catch of the day is raccoon. Would you like to see him? 1.4405 0.05452 168 115 32 21
394 Yes we did see your last Yelp review. 1.4398 0.05088 166 108 43 15
395 Our strolling violinist phoned in sick tonight. Let me ask you, are you a fan of the muppets? 1.4397 0.05638 141 93 34 14
396 You'll need this. 1.4393 0.04802 173 110 50 13
397 We are completely back to normal. No masks and no concern for hygiene 1.4390 0.05275 164 109 38 17
398 I assumed you understood what “sustainability” meant. 1.4389 0.04931 180 118 45 17
399 I'm afraid we're rather limited in the price range you specified. 1.4386 0.04980 171 111 45 15
400 You've heard of farm-to-table? Well, this is street-to-table. 1.4383 0.05464 162 110 33 19
401 And for the main course, veal Oscar, extra grouchy. 1.4379 0.05551 153 103 33 17
402 Before I bring you a menu can I show you what some other dinners did not like? 1.4378 0.05129 185 126 37 22
403 Of course it's local! 1.4378 0.04954 185 123 43 19
404 Thank you for asking about our discount special. 1.4375 0.05462 144 94 37 13
405 The raccoon experience is what we're known for. 1.4371 0.05273 167 112 37 18
406 Let Andre show you our touchless menu. 1.4363 0.04454 204 131 57 16
407 Perhaps you'd like to reconsider that tip? 1.4362 0.04886 149 92 49 8
408 The chef sends his compliments for your Yelp review. 1.4359 0.05078 156 100 44 12
409 We’re still a bit under staffed but he’ll be back in a moment to take your order! 1.4358 0.04948 179 118 44 17
410 Oscar will be taking care of you tonight. 1.4358 0.05011 179 119 42 18
411 Or if you'd prefer yesterday's special... 1.4358 0.04884 179 117 46 16
412 Please confirm that they’re your dentures. 1.4355 0.05049 186 126 39 21
413 Here comes the chef now to respond to your feedback. 1.4353 0.05336 170 116 34 20
414 Can we start you off with a complimentary Amuse Refuse...? 1.4351 0.05040 154 98 45 11
415 Tonight's Specials are a lot like last night's Specials. 1.4348 0.04850 184 121 46 17
416 We hadn't planned on reopening so soon. 1.4348 0.05121 161 105 42 14
417 So you're insisting on ordering the Chef's Surprise? 1.4345 0.04969 168 109 45 14
418 And today’s special, here at Mar-a-Lago… 1.4345 0.05040 168 110 43 15
419 My apologies sir, your replacement meal is on the way. 1.4343 0.05157 175 118 38 19
420 Are you familiar with our restaurant concept? 1.4341 0.05071 182 123 39 20
421 I gave your requests to the chef and he’s prepared something to suit your taste. 1.4337 0.05225 166 111 38 17
422 This is our "all you can eat" special. 1.4329 0.05053 164 107 43 14
423 In all fairness, you did ask for the locally sourced, zero food waste special. 1.4328 0.04870 201 137 41 23
424 We would like to respond to your previous Yelp review. 1.4327 0.04906 171 111 46 14
425 Our specialty,aromatic-organics harvested from local sources. 1.4326 0.05632 141 94 33 14
426 Chef Oscar would like to say hello. 1.4326 0.05355 141 91 39 11
427 Yes, the reviews are accurate. 1.4326 0.05154 178 121 37 20
428 Yes sir, we are a strictly locally sourced operation. 1.4324 0.05088 148 94 44 10
429 Would the lady settle for a mildly refurbished filet of sole? 1.4317 0.05690 139 93 32 14
430 What would I recommend? Nothing. 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
431 Who ordered the unpretentious melange of vegetables. 1.4312 0.05581 160 111 29 20
432 Sam wants you to prove there was a toothpick in that salad. 1.4312 0.05064 160 104 43 13
433 I’m sorry sir, but we couldn’t find your retainer 1.4312 0.05438 160 109 33 18
434 It’s indoor dining with a street side feel 1.4310 0.04845 174 113 47 14
435 We select our food from the city's finest dining establishments. 1.4307 0.05560 137 90 35 12
436 Since you're here first, you can have the pick of the litter. 1.4305 0.05440 151 101 35 15
437 Today's specials are personalized based on your social media activity, sir. 1.4304 0.05340 158 106 36 16
438 Since your card declined, we’re going to need tonight’s special back. 1.4304 0.05264 158 105 38 15
439 Welcome to Found...would you care to hear about tonight's specials? 1.4303 0.05174 165 110 39 16
440 Focus on the terroir, not the aroma. 1.4303 0.05102 165 109 41 15
441 Our chef is at the vanguard of the urban foraging movement. 1.4303 0.05384 165 113 33 19
442 Regrettably, sir, the chef has issued a recall for the Borscht you just enjoyed. 1.4301 0.04987 186 126 40 20
443 Would you like to see the catch of the day? 1.4295 0.05238 149 97 40 12
444 One Standard American Diet coming right up 1.4295 0.05655 149 102 30 17
445 You chose to be seated 5 minutes before close. This is what we have. 1.4293 0.04846 184 122 45 17
446 Actually, we have quite a few "off the menu" selections. 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
447 Now I'm going to show you what 'garbage' really tastes like, Mr. Bigmouth. 1.4286 0.05244 168 114 36 18
448 Most restaurants serve food, but we refuse. 1.4286 0.05657 140 94 32 14
449 Trust me, you’re going to need it. 1.4286 0.05192 161 107 39 15
450 On the plus side we no longer require a tie. 1.4277 0.04931 173 114 44 15
451 The Oscar the Grouch flambé is prepared directly at your table. 1.4277 0.05461 159 109 32 18
452 Oh, the same old -- garbage in, garbage out... 1.4268 0.04742 164 104 50 10
453 And tonight's special is eerily similar to last night's special. 1.4268 0.05122 164 109 40 15
454 My serving assistant, Claude, will now present you with menu items in your selected price range. 1.4261 0.05129 176 120 37 19
455 Oh you said "the service was garbage" we thought you said "serve us garbage" 1.4258 0.05092 155 101 42 12
456 We’re sourcing locally these days. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
457 Like farm to table, only urban. 1.4251 0.05125 167 112 39 16
458 Tonight’s special is “Chef’s Surprise.” 1.4251 0.05264 167 114 35 18
459 We are sorry you’re disappointed with your meal but the chef has a very special suggestion box you can make use of, if you like. 1.4251 0.05264 167 114 35 18
460 We are farm to table and, frequently, table to can. 1.4250 0.05136 160 106 40 14
461 You’re absolutely right, sir. Even one cicada is too many. 1.4246 0.05126 179 123 36 20
462 Let's try that order again in English. 1.4245 0.05103 139 88 43 8
463 It's just a precaution. 1.4244 0.04517 172 108 55 9
464 Since you trashed us in your restaurant column, we decided to recipricate in kind. 1.4244 0.05150 172 117 37 18
465 Yesterday’s special? Excellent choice Sir 1.4244 0.05150 172 117 37 18
466 Yes, everything we serve is organic. 1.4241 0.05334 158 107 35 16
467 For tonight's special, we have pasta a la racoon. 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
468 Freshly foraged for you 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
469 May I interest you in the Catch of Yesterday? 1.4234 0.05648 137 92 32 13
470 We're out of Stilton, but you might like this. 1.4233 0.05286 163 111 35 17
471 I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to spit out your gum. 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
472 I’m sorry, we’re out of today’s specials, but you’re welcome to choose from yesterday’s selection. 1.4224 0.04956 161 105 44 12
473 I’m sorry, but your card was declined 1.4221 0.05275 154 103 37 14
474 Due to downsizing on Sesame Street, Oscar the Grouch will be your waiter. 1.4214 0.05466 140 93 35 12
475 We are sorry that we cleared your table while you were in the restroom. 1.4213 0.04956 178 120 41 17
476 Now we'll find out what today's special is. 1.4211 0.05241 152 101 38 13
477 Harry will show you what's on the leftover menu. 1.4211 0.04488 190 123 54 13
478 Herman there can't resist a shortcut. 1.4206 0.05561 126 82 35 9
479 Our menu features locally foraged foods. 1.4205 0.04797 176 116 46 14
480 And for our catch-of-the-day… 1.4200 0.05290 150 100 37 13
481 Tonight, Sir, we are going to follow the advice in your online review. 1.4199 0.04833 181 121 44 16
482 Now, there are two ways we can do this Yelp review. 1.4198 0.05234 162 110 36 16
483 We now offer tableside composting. 1.4196 0.05737 143 99 28 16
484 Ever since we got trashed in a YELP review he thinks this is funny. 1.4196 0.05290 143 94 38 11
485 I assure you, sir, all of our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.4192 0.04977 167 111 42 14
486 I’m making you an offer of can refuse.” 1.4187 0.05206 160 108 37 15
487 I'll let the headwaiter explain our refund policy. 1.4187 0.05281 160 109 35 16
488 I regret that our regular menu is not available this evening. 1.4186 0.04732 172 112 48 12
489 No, ties are not required, but that polyester jacket will have to go. 1.4185 0.04837 184 124 43 17
490 Oh yes, here’s the buffet now 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
491 tonight, we have a lovely beef garbaggio 1.4172 0.05427 151 103 33 15
492 I only hope that what happens next won’t discourage tipping generously. 1.4167 0.05796 132 90 29 13
493 I understand you left your partial on your plate. 1.4167 0.05529 156 109 29 18
494 The chef wishes to show his appreciation for your suggestions. 1.4167 0.05261 144 95 38 11
495 It’s a new kind of farm to table. 1.4167 0.05159 180 126 33 21
496 How about yesterday's special! 1.4161 0.04709 161 103 49 9
497 Ah, here comes the cheese course. 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
498 May we show you our freshly trapped game? 1.4161 0.05180 161 109 37 15
499 I'm sorry you didn't enjoy your meal. Perhaps you'd like to see the dessert options? 1.4161 0.05254 161 110 35 16
500 I'm sorry, our chef is touchy about guests that send back food. 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
501 We find it saves time 1.4161 0.05311 149 100 36 13
502 It's considered a delicacy in France. 1.4160 0.05923 125 85 28 12
503 Sorry for the wait, we're still getting used to the dine-in stage of reopening. 1.4154 0.05652 130 87 32 11
504 We just assumed you wanted the same thing your Yelp review said you ordered last time. 1.4152 0.05164 171 118 35 18
505 Tonight’s presentation is from our Alley to Table menu. 1.4150 0.05361 147 99 35 13
506 Our Back-Alley-to-Table menu is both delicious and environmentally sustainable. 1.4146 0.04886 164 108 44 12
507 The service here is garbage. 1.4145 0.05151 152 101 39 12
508 The kitchen is currently closed, but shall I show you what you missed? 1.4143 0.05822 140 98 26 16
509 Tonight we are offering a popular urban special. 1.4143 0.05363 140 93 36 11
510 Your dirty martini is here. 1.4141 0.05820 128 87 29 12
511 Back alley-to-table is the new farm-to-table. 1.4140 0.05195 157 106 37 14
512 No! But I can show you what customers didn't like. 1.4133 0.04932 150 97 44 9
513 We now offer curbside pick up 1.4133 0.04932 150 97 44 9
514 All of our beef has been aged. 1.4129 0.05079 155 103 40 12
515 And all of our produce is locally sourced. 1.4129 0.04996 155 102 42 11
516 Our usual violinist called in sick. Tonight's background music will be more percussive. 1.4125 0.05275 160 110 34 16
517 No need to get up. We just noticed something under the table that needs a little attention. 1.4122 0.05721 131 89 30 12
518 And from our new Sustainable Dining menu, we have what we have repurposed from our very own kitchen. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
519 Our chef left in a huff but we were able to save your entree. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
520 For tonight’s special we have wild caught raccoon. 1.4122 0.05502 148 102 31 15
521 Everything is sourced very locally. 1.4118 0.04907 170 114 42 14
522 Ready for the chef’s surprise?” 1.4113 0.05611 141 97 30 14
523 Yesterday's special was very popular, if that is what monsieur wishes. 1.4110 0.04979 163 109 41 13
524 Oh, the waiter took your plate before you were finished? 1.4110 0.05054 163 110 39 14
525 The Urban Foraging Salad is prepared tableside. 1.4101 0.05575 139 95 31 13
526 Yes, but the optimist sees it as half full. 1.4099 0.04943 161 107 42 12
527 Our dessert cart is in the shop. 1.4097 0.05435 144 98 33 13
528 unfortunately, we are out of today's special but you're in luck as we've managed to salvage some of yesterday's.. 1.4097 0.05697 144 101 27 16
529 Our food is delicious, we're just NOT very big on presentation. 1.4094 0.05739 127 86 30 11
530 Tonight's special is "Another Man's Treasure" 1.4091 0.05180 154 104 37 13
531 We are very proud to be serving sustainable cuisine. 1.4088 0.05064 159 107 39 13
532 No - no violinist. But, Luigi used to be in Stomp. 1.4085 0.05667 142 99 28 15
533 Yes, we understand. You forgot to photograph it for Instagram. 1.4083 0.04995 169 115 39 15
534 Our special tonight is a locally-sourced medley of mature vegetables in a piquant sauce. 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
535 You can now have the outdoor dining experience indoors 1.4082 0.05177 147 98 38 11
536 We take recycling very seriously here. 1.4080 0.05576 125 83 33 9
537 We noticed you only gave us two stars on Yelp last time... 1.4079 0.05058 152 101 40 11
538 Before you speak to the chef, I should warn you—he's a bit of a grouch. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
539 Your gum, sir, is not welcome here. 1.4071 0.05815 140 99 25 16
540 I’m afraid you misread our website - we specialize in foul, not fowl, food. 1.4071 0.05726 140 98 27 15
541 Locally sourced and sustainable 1.4069 0.04844 145 93 45 7
542 We call it 'Raccoon Bistro' for a reason, sir. 1.4067 0.05190 150 101 37 12
543 Tonight’s special is last night’s special from the restaurant across the street. 1.4062 0.05594 128 86 32 10
544 Feel free to leave your suggestions in our 'suggestion box'" 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
545 May I suggest our sustainable salad bar? 1.4056 0.05547 143 99 30 14
546 Oui, monsieur, we do have a special buffet for those customers that are particularly cost conscious. 1.4056 0.05366 143 97 34 12
547 Here at Chez Henri we reimagine leftovers 1.4054 0.05237 148 100 36 12
548 and a la carte, we have the dumpster diving special 1.4054 0.05740 148 106 24 18
549 It has nose. 1.4052 0.05740 116 77 31 8
550 We ran out of fresh garbage. 1.4050 0.06274 121 86 21 14
551 I thought you said 'corned beef and garbage.' 1.4048 0.06190 126 90 21 15
552 The Chef is so flattered by your ‘extra ketchup’ request, he would like to offer you a complimentary dessert. 1.4048 0.05541 126 84 33 9
553 We cater each meal to the person. We have seen your Yelp reviews and you mention trash a lot. 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
554 The chef greatly appreciates your feedback, and would like to offer you a substitute entree. 1.4044 0.05939 136 97 23 16
555 Would you like to know about our catch of yesterday? 1.4043 0.05692 141 99 27 15
556 Our Restaurant Week Prix-Fixe selections offer our chef's take on an 'Urban Forager' theme. Ernesto will be right along to help you get started. 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
557 Don’t mind him. We’re all a little rusty after lockdown. 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
558 Our food is what you would call... organic 1.4041 0.05375 146 100 33 13
559 Could you please help us identify the contents of your doggie-bag. 1.4031 0.05980 129 91 24 14
560 When dining moves back indoors, but you miss the smells of NYC. 1.4031 0.05450 129 86 34 9
561 Tonight we are featuring selections from our special Vintage Menu. 1.4030 0.04982 134 86 42 6
562 I think the chef is here with a reply to your note 1.4029 0.05659 139 97 28 14
563 Is this your first time dining with us? Let me explain how the menu works. 1.4029 0.05376 139 94 34 11
564 In fact, raccoon is considered a delicacy in many other countries... 1.4029 0.05567 139 96 30 13
565 The food may take a little while, Fred and I are the waitstaff, chef, janitor, host, and dishwasher. 1.4028 0.05515 144 100 30 14
566 Madame, Monsieur, today's special is...last week's special. 1.4024 0.05058 169 117 36 16
567 The chef calls it ‘urban foraging’ 1.4015 0.05777 132 92 27 13
568 It’s scraps, but we pronounce it scráps. 1.4014 0.05077 147 98 39 10
569 Or, you can choose to relive your days as a radical youth by dumpster diving for your dinner. 1.4014 0.05168 147 99 37 11
570 Tonight's 'can to table' menu is completely locally sourced. 1.4013 0.05219 152 104 35 13
571 Sorry. All we have are leftovers. 1.4013 0.04962 152 101 41 10
572 Look. Just reach in and pull out two masks and we’re good to go. 1.4013 0.05464 152 107 29 16
573 I assure you, it's been barrel aged. 1.4013 0.05258 157 109 33 15
574 "Sorry, we are out of the soup du jour. May I interest you in the soup du yesterday?" 1.4000 0.04600 170 112 48 10
575 'Compost to table,' the chef calls it. 1.4000 0.05185 160 111 34 15
576 and Manuel will prepare your salad table-side. 1.4000 0.05248 140 94 36 10
577 Actually, we do have something cheaper than "off the menu" 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
578 For here or to go? 1.4000 0.05441 140 96 32 12
579 Now something from our organic menu. 1.4000 0.05840 130 91 26 13
580 Of course, sir. Everything we serve is locally sourced. 1.4000 0.05144 165 115 34 16
581 Sorry, but the chef just called in sick. Would you like to sample yesterday's specialties? 1.4000 0.05031 160 109 38 13
582 Hi, my name is Arthur, can I tell you about today’s less than specials? 1.4000 0.05396 145 100 32 13
583 Can I interest you in something from the dessert can? 1.4000 0.05185 160 111 34 15
584 Please, be patient. We have no idea what we're doing. 1.4000 0.05382 135 91 34 10
585 If you think the first course was bad… 1.4000 0.05584 135 93 30 12
586 Tossed salad, anyone 1.4000 0.05307 145 99 34 12
587 It's our take on farm-to-table. 1.3987 0.04995 158 107 39 12
588 our house Garbage salad is prepared tableside 1.3987 0.05434 153 108 29 16
589 He has become obsessed with recycling. hold onto your glasses. 1.3986 0.05684 138 97 27 14
590 Sorry, we don’t get many people with the last name ‘Raccoon’ 1.3985 0.05937 133 95 23 15
591 Farm to table is passé. Trash to table is the nouveau rage. 1.3985 0.05742 133 93 27 13
592 The chef calls it sustainable dining. 1.3975 0.05006 161 110 38 13
593 We specialize in leftovers. 1.3974 0.05239 151 104 34 13
594 Tonight's special is Veal Oscar the Grouch. 1.3973 0.05453 146 102 30 14
595 Folks, do you mind if we just drop the pretense? 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
596 We do specialize in street food, sir. 1.3973 0.05277 146 100 34 12
597 For our reopening, the specials this evening were locally harvested. 1.3971 0.05837 136 97 24 15
598 Sparkling, tap, or bin 1.3971 0.05648 136 95 28 13
599 Please leave now or we'll have to throw you out. 1.3969 0.05492 131 89 32 10
600 I'm sorry you didn't enjoy your meal. My brother, however, is not 1.3964 0.06175 111 77 24 10
601 Welcome to Le Garbage, New York’s premier freegan dining experience. Can I start you off with some appetizers? 1.3962 0.05280 159 112 31 16
602 Hello, welcome to Hell for low tippers. What can I get for you this eternity? 1.3961 0.05246 154 107 33 14
603 Chef has prepared a foraging menu upon your request. 1.3958 0.05506 144 101 29 14
604 We feel this just simplifies things when you order the chard 1.3957 0.05366 139 95 33 11
605 Welcome to Le Gourmet. Did you say something about coupons? 1.3955 0.05607 134 93 29 12
606 Chef Oscar has learned of your displeasure and is coming to speak with you... 1.3955 0.05804 134 95 25 14
607 Luca will now guide you through the produce on today's menu" 1.3955 0.05804 134 95 25 14
608 The special, sir. Shall I spread it out or will you knock it over yourself? 1.3953 0.05867 129 91 25 13
609 Yes,The Dump Cake ingredients are locally sourced. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
610 We’re reducing waste with our new trash-to-table initiative. 1.3946 0.05336 147 102 32 13
611 Tonight our special includes a deconstructed foraged eco-friendly feast for the senses. 1.3946 0.05159 147 100 36 11
612 Yes that is Oscar the Grouch, but no pictures please. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
613 “I don’t recommend the takeout menu.” 1.3942 0.05419 137 94 32 11
614 I’m sorry, we’re short staffed, but your waiter will take your order right after he dumps the trash. And unclogs the backed-up toilet. And finishes clearing a few tables. 1.3931 0.05562 145 103 27 15
615 Our Chef wanted to serve your special request in person. 1.3931 0.05647 145 104 25 16
616 Our self-serve options combine affordability with adventure. 1.3929 0.05335 140 96 33 11
617 Would you care to see our compost-to-table menu? 1.3923 0.05621 130 90 29 11
618 What did you think the name Kitchen on the Alley meant? 1.3923 0.05514 130 89 31 10
619 I’m afraid to tell you our new indoor dining policy for unvaccinated diners requires you to eat with a garbage can over your head. 1.3919 0.05131 148 101 36 11
620 My brother would like to show you what other diners did not care for. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
621 Now for the ‘Pièce de Résistance’…please keep an open mind 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
622 Look, you've read the Yelp reviews. This should come as no surprise. 1.3916 0.05255 143 98 34 11
623 The chef has partly agreed to your substitution request. 1.3916 0.05160 143 97 36 10
624 An amuse-bouche, compliments of our chef who just read the yelp review from your last visit. 1.3916 0.05704 143 103 24 16
625 I must apologize. We're out of the Chateaubriand. If I may, I can suggest today's special, Sloppy Joes. It's prepared tableside by Joe. 1.3913 0.05753 115 78 29 8
626 Our restaurant deeply embraces the foraged food movement. 1.3913 0.05288 138 94 34 10
627 Our new menu includes the Reduce, Reuse and Recycle dinner special. 1.3913 0.05187 138 93 36 9
628 Your freshly tossed salads sir. 1.3909 0.06207 110 77 23 10
629 It's a precaution we take when folks from the Midwest order escargot. 1.3907 0.05477 151 108 27 16
630 Now, for our post-apocalyptic dessert… 1.3906 0.05681 128 89 28 11
631 I should have specified that catch of day isn’t limited to seafood. 1.3904 0.05357 146 102 31 13
632 We noticed your negative Yelp review. 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
633 Yes, it comes with a side of flies. 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
634 Before I bring the check, we’d like to show you the remains of a patron who left only an 8% tip. 1.3901 0.05584 141 100 27 14
635 It's the next phase of our composting program. You server will toss your salad tableside. 1.3897 0.05340 136 93 33 10
636 We use a unique fermentation process for our steak sauce. 1.3893 0.06089 131 96 19 16
637 We will be more than happy to help you retrieve your lost Invisalign, sir. We'll be here until midnight so take your time! 1.3893 0.05278 149 104 32 13
638 While you're waiting for your Banana Flambé, Mario would like to entertain you with a short percussion piece he's been working on. 1.3893 0.05529 149 107 26 16
639 The chef “appreciates” your suggestions and has whipped up something “off menu” just for the two of you. Enjoy. 1.3893 0.05013 149 101 38 10
640 Everything on the menu is locally sourced from right here in the neighborhood. 1.3893 0.05191 149 103 34 12
641 Its the latest in haute cuisine...its ‘post cuisine 1.3893 0.05447 149 106 28 15
642 Zut alors! You ordered ordures? That is NOT the same as hors d’oeuvres monsieur! 1.3889 0.05859 108 73 28 7
643 I'm sorry to inform you that our chef has been canned. 1.3889 0.05631 126 87 29 10
644 For here, or to take out" 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
645 It’s too much trouble to send it back to the chef. 1.3884 0.05674 121 83 29 9
646 You can order it, but Angelo is pretty sure you’re not gonna like it. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
647 You ordered from the compost menu? 1.3884 0.05674 121 83 29 9
648 Yes Sir! We Source Only 100% Reusable Ingredients 1.3882 0.04944 152 103 39 10
649 Your dissatisfaction with your dinner has been noted, so the chef is sending out something he knows you will like. 1.3881 0.05696 134 95 26 13
650 We have some new a la carte options. 1.3878 0.04965 147 99 39 9
651 Today's specials are at throw-away prices 1.3878 0.05239 147 102 33 12
652 The staff shortage means you'll need to clear your own table. 1.3876 0.05856 129 92 24 13
653 Might the lady and gentleman like to see what others have already tasted? 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
654 This is the way we serve well done steak with ketchup. 1.3876 0.05751 129 91 26 12
655 I’m sorry, the kitchen is closed. But Harold’s been foraging, if we might tempt sir and madam? 1.3871 0.05368 155 111 28 16
656 When you are vaccinated and can finally go to a restaurant but the kitchen staff is still working from home. 1.3869 0.05507 137 96 29 12
657 The food? Great! The presentation’s just trash. 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
658 We're featuring our no-waste, scrap-to-table menu tonight! 1.3862 0.04912 145 97 40 8
659 I won't have what he's having. 1.3858 0.06025 127 92 21 14
660 Sir, we are bringing a special receptacle for your opinions. 1.3853 0.06505 109 79 18 12
661 And the chef has requested that we send it back to you in a manner consistent with the sophistication of your palate. 1.3852 0.05755 122 85 27 10
662 I understand, ma'am, but I must remind you that this is a zero-waste establishment. 1.3852 0.05041 135 90 38 7
663 Frankly, having only one table is rarely a problem. 1.3852 0.05562 135 95 28 12
664 Pierre's shift is over. Just throw your plates away when you're done. Enjoy the rest of your meal. 1.3852 0.05462 135 94 30 11
665 Yes, of course. Locally sourced. 1.3851 0.05210 148 103 33 12
666 We've had some supply-chain issues. 1.3851 0.05121 148 102 35 11
667 Do you wish composting at the table or after dinner? 1.3841 0.05220 151 106 32 13
668 The chef’s surprise is, well, a surprise. 1.3840 0.05768 125 88 26 11
669 Would the two of you like to try something that Chef has been marinating for the past 48 hours? 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
670 Last chance to have a look at the catch of the day. 1.3840 0.05655 125 87 28 10
671 You know what they say: garbage in, garbage out. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
672 And for tonight's specials, Rene is bringing over the display. 1.3835 0.05413 133 92 31 10
673 I wouldn’t recommend the special. 1.3835 0.05088 133 89 37 7
674 Could I interest you in something off our à la can menu? 1.3833 0.05939 120 85 24 11
675 Claire realized the Homer's French was substandard when he ordered ordure instead of hors d'oeuvre. 1.3833 0.06056 120 86 22 12
676 Tonight we’re offering tableside entertainment from STOMP 1.3833 0.05820 120 84 26 10
677 It's the next big thing in street food. 1.3830 0.05482 141 100 28 13
678 Yes it is a la carte. He's bringing the carte over now. 1.3828 0.05882 128 92 23 13
679 Sir, may I suggest that you repeat your order in English? 1.3828 0.05334 128 87 33 8
680 Perhaps a little something to take home to the cat? 1.3826 0.05324 115 76 34 5
681 We are terribly sorry, but he dropped the engagement ring and refused to dig it out. 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
682 We've had supply chain issues. 1.3824 0.05225 136 93 34 9
683 Tonight's special is Racoon poached in its own garbage can. 1.3821 0.05945 123 88 23 12
684 Deepsest apologies, I know you had a reservation, but we have a celebrity muppet dining with us this evening. 1.3821 0.06056 123 89 21 13
685 We call it Curb-to-Table. 1.3821 0.05717 123 86 27 10
686 Due to State COVID requirements, we'll need to destroy your clothes before you order. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
687 Well, in his defence, you did snap your fingers and yell “Garcon” across the restaurant. 1.3817 0.05468 131 91 30 10
688 No menu until you spit out your gum, folks. 1.3817 0.05020 131 87 38 6
689 Ah, here comes the “chef’s surprise” 1.3813 0.05246 139 96 33 10
690 Shall I show you tonight's specials? 1.3813 0.04681 160 108 43 9
691 And if you still can't find your wedding ring, please enjoy a dessert compliments of the chef. 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
692 Just don't ask to see the dessert cart. 1.3810 0.05228 147 103 32 12
693 I’m afaid our chef has gone beyond the pail. 1.3810 0.05840 126 90 24 12
694 Don’t worry; it’s vegan. 1.3806 0.05380 134 93 31 10
695 Farm to Table is out. Waste to Taste is in. 1.3802 0.05780 121 85 26 10
696 Would you like to see our day old menu? 1.3802 0.05411 121 82 32 7
697 Our restaurant does both farm to table and table back to farm. It keeps it fresh that way. 1.3802 0.05537 121 83 30 8
698 That's right, pal. We're still serving that same old garbage. 1.3798 0.05524 129 90 29 10
699 Everything we serve is fresh, local, and repurposed. 1.3798 0.05300 129 88 33 8
700 I must say the new chef's approach to ratatouille is a bit avant-garde. 1.3798 0.05633 129 91 27 11
701 Yes, but our wines are actually quite good. 1.3796 0.05296 137 95 32 10
702 This is Frank. He's in charge of composting. 1.3791 0.05408 153 111 26 16
703 One man’s trash is another man’s tapas. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
704 I forgot to warn you. Santos does not like it when you send your order back to the kitchen. 1.3788 0.05643 132 94 26 12
705 It’s my mistake, Mr. Raccoon. I just assumed. 1.3788 0.05744 132 95 24 13
706 The special of the day is fresh and it’s been locally sourced 1.3786 0.05596 140 101 25 14
707 The specials for today are dumpster-diving Dover sole and day old duck dumplings. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
708 HQ has just informed me that we're not, in fact, out of fettuccine. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
709 Is he coming in or going out? 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
710 Our vegan appetizer is compost this evening. 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
711 Our special today was scavenged from the finest residential streets. 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
712 Your vegan burger on gluten-free wholemeal with extra salad, hold the fries and mayonnaise...with the chef's compliments. 1.3780 0.05908 127 92 22 13
713 Francois is taking our review in The Times a little hard. 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
714 You asked what we have that's easy on the pocketbook? 1.3780 0.05469 127 88 30 9
715 «This is the best we can do to offer you the real NY experience» 1.3780 0.05582 127 89 28 10
716 It's not what you ordered, but it's what you're having . . . 1.3780 0.05693 127 90 26 11
717 Sir, you ordered the steak Oscar-Style. 1.3778 0.05746 135 98 23 14
718 Sorry, I forgot you requested doggie bags, but we can easily sort this out ... 1.3772 0.06154 114 82 21 11
719 We're sorry you didn't enjoy this evening's meal. Would madam like to see the dessert cart? 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
720 You had to order in French… 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
721 Sorry but we're only serving leftovers tonight. 1.3770 0.05741 122 86 26 10
722 Would you like to see some samples from our menu? 1.3770 0.05858 122 87 24 11
723 Ah, here comes our sampling menu now. 1.3770 0.05500 122 84 30 8
724 I’m sure John could scrape together a couple of servings of yesterday’s daily special if you would prefer. 1.3769 0.05380 130 90 31 9
725 The chef did not take kindly to your request for ketchup. 1.3768 0.05558 138 99 26 13
726 Bear with us. We’re still working on the French for ‘doggy bag’. 1.3768 0.05462 138 98 28 12
727 Potluck menu is recommended….. 1.3761 0.05913 117 83 24 10
728 Can we offer you anything from our deserted cart? 1.3760 0.05755 125 89 25 11
729 We're especially proud of Chef's "repurpose, reuse and recycle" tasting menu. Bon apetit! 1.3759 0.05505 133 94 28 11
730 Two fruit composts coming up. 1.3750 0.05559 120 83 29 8
731 Tonight we are featuring our veal Oscar. 1.3750 0.06290 104 74 21 9
732 Today is National Homeless Cuisine Day. Here is your menu. 1.3750 0.05315 136 95 31 10
733 Today's special? Let me see what we have... 1.3740 0.05235 131 90 33 8
734 The chef has quit and the Kitchen is on strike, would you like to choose an appetizer? 1.3740 0.05561 131 93 27 11
735 I’m sorry, no. It wasn’t a typo. We have the best trashed potatoes in the city 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
736 For your next course, we endeavored to recreate the aromatic experience of summer in New York City 1.3740 0.05818 123 88 24 11
737 Your waiter will be Oscar, the grouch 1.3739 0.05587 115 79 29 7
738 Very good sir, two for the All You Can Eat special. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
739 One should never, EVER, order the "chef's surprise"! 1.3731 0.05154 134 92 34 8
740 Sir, you DID order the garbage salad! 1.3730 0.05716 126 90 25 11
741 We always mix the house salad at the table 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
742 Here's Charles to tell you about our Zero Waste menu. 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
743 May we interest you in our famous table side preparation of Dumpster Diver Scallops? 1.3730 0.05373 126 87 31 8
744 We now ask you to dispose of your cell phones in case you try to attempt a Yelp review. 1.3729 0.05619 118 82 28 8
745 Your waiter will be right over with tonight's specials. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
746 We save you the trouble of taking it home and putting it in your fridge. 1.3729 0.05747 118 83 26 9
747 Okay, sir. Yesterday’s soup of the day it is. 1.3729 0.05871 118 84 24 10
748 This saves us all a lot of time. 1.3721 0.05399 129 90 30 9
749 Yes sir, we do have a cheap menu. 1.3721 0.05619 129 92 26 11
750 All our produce is organic and responsibly sourced 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
751 We have a large container for your leftovers! 1.3719 0.05765 121 86 25 10
752 afraid it's pot luck tonite, sir. 1.3717 0.05922 113 80 24 9
753 In that case, might I interest you in yesterday’s special? 1.3714 0.05104 140 97 34 9
754 Here comes Claude with the specials. 1.3712 0.05421 132 93 29 10
755 Let’s just say this is the sequel to “farm to table.” 1.3710 0.05664 124 88 26 10
756 Perhaps you would enjoy a selection from our ‘dollar menu’ 1.3710 0.05547 124 87 28 9
757 Our sign does not say homestyle meals. It says 'homeless style meals'. 1.3707 0.05812 116 82 25 9
758 Due to restaurant worker shortage, your waiter will perform a one man version of the 1812 Overture. 1.3704 0.05924 135 101 18 16
759 Our speciality this evening is junk food 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
760 It's our own special spin on pot luck! 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
761 While waiting we invite you to relax and enjoy our tableside staging of "Stomp". 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
762 We are quite strict about requiring gentlemen to wear a tie. 1.3704 0.05437 135 96 28 11
763 Management requests your patience during the current labor dispute. 1.3704 0.05335 135 95 30 10
764 Tonight, your dinner will be served 'racoon style'. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
765 We have a strict seating policy for antivaxers. 1.3704 0.05538 135 97 26 12
766 We've taken farm-to-table to the next level. 1.3701 0.05126 154 110 31 13
767 Our raccoon special, Madam. 1.3701 0.06103 127 95 17 15
768 We're out of cheescake, but we can offer you a part in our Beckett play" 1.3701 0.05895 127 93 21 13
769 As you're about to see, nothing is wasted. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
770 Chef Jacques has an alternative suggestion to your request. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
771 Soup de Jour or Soup Yester-Jour? 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
772 Our menu tonight features leftovers. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
773 The coupon clearly says, ""Tony's. Where you never pay for presentation." 1.3692 0.05689 130 94 24 12
774 You ordered the buffet? 1.3692 0.05138 130 89 34 7
775 And we're known for the size of our doggie bags 1.3692 0.05138 130 89 34 7
776 Might I interest you in yesterday's specials? 1.3689 0.05852 103 71 26 6
777 We're now offering a 'no middle man' menu. 1.3689 0.05232 122 83 33 6
778 I humbly request we try that order again in English. 1.3684 0.06263 114 84 18 12
779 Why yes, our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.3684 0.05695 133 97 23 13
780 It is a French restaurant, Sir. You said you were ready for les ordures, and we took you at your word. 1.3684 0.05469 114 78 30 6
781 It turns out we aren't out of lobster salad after all. 1.3675 0.05771 117 83 25 9
782 We're featuring previously tossed salad. 1.3675 0.06261 117 87 17 13
783 If you think the service is trash, wait until you see today’s special… 1.3675 0.05897 117 84 23 10
784 It saves time 1.3673 0.05206 147 105 30 12
785 Tap, sparkling or naturally harvested organic rain? 1.3672 0.05856 128 94 21 13
786 At this establishment, we pronounce it gar-BAHGE. 1.3672 0.05305 128 89 31 8
787 We’d like to apologize in advance. It’s been a while. 1.3672 0.05642 128 92 25 11
788 Our menu is 100% locally sourced and sustainable. 1.3670 0.05631 109 75 28 6
789 Sure, you can see the manager, but I want to warn you that he is a widely known grouch. 1.3670 0.06205 109 79 20 10
790 Today's special is a delicious farm-to-table-to-trash-to-table self-serve surprise. Bon Appetit! 1.3667 0.05667 120 85 26 9
791 Ah, I see your friend from Sesame Street will be joining you this evening. 1.3667 0.06027 120 88 20 12
792 Our camembert has been aged over a year. 1.3667 0.05043 150 106 33 11
793 You misunderstood. This is a dumpster to table restaurant. 1.3664 0.05220 131 91 32 8
794 We regret to inform you the pheasant has escaped. 1.3663 0.06249 101 72 21 8
795 The chef has prepared something special for you to thank you for your YELP review. 1.3663 0.06089 101 71 23 7
796 This next dish is called, "Another Man's Treasure." 1.3663 0.05755 101 69 27 5
797 One $3.99 all-you-can-eat special coming up. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
798 American portion sizes have gotten out of control. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
799 As you can see, all our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
800 Unfortunately, your card was declined. 1.3661 0.05949 112 80 23 9
801 Please excuse the presentation of your well-done steaks, but the chef insisted. 1.3659 0.05324 123 85 31 7
802 We do our dumpster diving near the finest restaurants. 1.3659 0.05917 123 90 21 12
803 And now, we are very excited to present our back alley street-food experience. 1.3659 0.05448 123 86 29 8
804 Pierre will show you the Night Owl specials. 1.3659 0.05197 123 84 33 6
805 I'm sorry, the Chef's Special didn't turn out well tonight. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
806 Here is your to-go carton. 1.3657 0.05248 134 94 31 9
807 Ah yes the Raccoonatouille is slightly different from the Ratatouille 1.3656 0.06627 93 67 18 8
808 I see you've chosen our eco-friendly "No Food Waste" special. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
809 It's very much like the Paleo Diet. 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
810 I'm afraid the chef you're requesting decided to move back to Sesame Street. 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
811 Yes, of course it's fresh. 1.3652 0.06092 115 84 20 11
812 Tonight's special is our playful take on a classic smorgasbord. 1.3652 0.05966 115 83 22 10
813 This is as locally sourced as it gets. 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
814 All of our ingredients are foraged locally. 1.3651 0.05357 126 88 30 8
815 So, Mr. Ray Koons, I can explain. The reservation book said Raccoons.., 1.3651 0.05702 126 91 24 11
816 Your card was denied. 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
817 Would you like to start your meal with a freshly tossed salad? 1.3644 0.05471 118 82 29 7
818 The menu clearly stated the dessert included "compost" not "compote" 1.3644 0.05730 118 84 25 9
819 Any dietary restrictions or allergies? 1.3636 0.06494 99 72 18 9
820 And here's Jean Claude with the dessert cart for our five percent tippers. 1.3636 0.05819 132 98 20 14
821 I'll let Pierre take you through our 'waste-not, want-not' specials for this evening. 1.3636 0.05378 121 84 30 7
822 We discourage late reservations. 1.3636 0.05589 110 76 28 6
823 And now for our Steak Oscar 1.3636 0.06291 110 81 18 11
824 The chef appreciates your discerning palate and your feedback. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
825 FRESH was an unfortunate typo on our menu. 1.3629 0.05649 124 89 25 10
826 The kitchen closed at 10, I’m afraid. But we would hate for you to go away hungry. 1.3629 0.05412 124 87 29 8
827 He's bringing the Soup of the Month over right now. 1.3629 0.05532 124 88 27 9
828 We seem to have misplaced your leftovers. 1.3629 0.05764 124 90 23 11
829 Would you like seconds? 1.3628 0.05769 113 80 25 8
830 Well, there is one serving left... 1.3628 0.05905 113 81 23 9
831 Yes, sir, we do have a fixed menu that won’t cost ‘an arm and a leg’ 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
832 First, we'll spoil your appetite. 1.3622 0.05773 127 93 22 12
833 Can I interest you in last evening’s specials? 1.3622 0.04958 127 86 36 5
834 Er, sir, you'll have to dispose of your negative thoughts before we proceed 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
835 And now, a little night music. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
836 Everyone's a critic! 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
837 And for those of you into probiotics, we now offer a new level of fermentation… 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
838 We call it coq au bin. 1.3617 0.06567 94 68 18 8
839 Madam I assure you it’s locally sourced. 1.3617 0.06209 94 66 22 6
840 You wanna tell me one more time how the food here is garbage? 1.3615 0.05350 130 92 29 9
841 Apologies, we’ve run out of doggie bags. 1.3613 0.05690 119 85 25 9
842 We needed a solution to the employees eating the leftovers. 1.3613 0.05563 119 84 27 8
843 Could we interest you in our organic compost salad? 1.3611 0.05950 108 77 23 8
844 He's a retired garbage collector, but he's great at clearing tables. 1.3607 0.05342 122 85 30 7
845 Tonight we're featuring our strolling percussionist. 1.3604 0.06110 111 81 20 10
846 We’ve had to cut the middle men! 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
847 We are trying something a little different this week 1.3604 0.05836 111 79 24 8
848 The daily special is prepared at your table from locally sourced, heirloom ingredients." 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
849 He’s still in training, but he’s really picking things up. 1.3600 0.05003 125 85 35 5
850 Yes sir, we did find your doggie bag you left here last night. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
851 The chef says you need to select your own cicadas." 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
852 We noticed you didn’t finish your vegetables the last time you were here. 1.3596 0.05992 114 83 21 10
853 You said you wanted the same as the table next to you. 1.3596 0.05305 114 78 31 5
854 I’m sorry, but we ran out of doggie bags 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
855 Joe will show you what other customers disliked before you make this evening’s selection 1.3590 0.05880 117 85 22 10
856 The pandemic disrupted our supply chain, but we do have options. 1.3590 0.05624 117 83 26 8
857 Are you certain that you said “compote”? 1.3590 0.05753 117 84 24 9
858 You requested a to-go container for your Labrador retrievers, sir? 1.3588 0.05426 131 94 27 10
859 Oscar will be taking care of you this evening. 1.3588 0.05741 131 97 21 13
860 Sorry, but this table is reserved for Mr. Grouch, I apologize for the inconvenience. 1.3585 0.05717 106 74 26 6
861 I have to apologize in advance for recommending the chef's choice tonight. 1.3583 0.05525 120 85 27 8
862 We have a Michelin star from the tire shop next door. 1.3583 0.05893 120 88 21 11
863 For God’s sake Frank, use a tray. 1.3578 0.05610 109 76 27 6
864 Ummm ... seconds ? 1.3578 0.05905 109 78 23 8
865 An excellent choice. It’s a delicious fish, but very boney. 1.3571 0.05652 112 79 26 7
866 I regret ordering the "silver bin surprise" over the "blue plate special." 1.3566 0.05289 143 104 27 12
867 Hector will tell you about tonight's "waste not, want not" specials. 1.3566 0.05255 129 91 30 8
868 In honor of the tip from your last visit, we've designed a personal menu just for you 1.3565 0.05818 115 83 23 9
869 Before the pandemic we were doing “farm to table,” but now we’re doing”table to trash.” 1.3565 0.06199 115 86 17 12
870 You did not disclose you are Americans, and I am very sorry but we must escort you both through the alley, you understand. 1.3565 0.05550 115 81 27 7
871 This is NOT what I meant when I said I wanted takeout. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
872 Welcome to the Trump International. Today we'll be starting you off with QAnon ala Flambe. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
873 We begin tonight with a little gift from the chef. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
874 Due to recent supply chain issues, we've switched to a more local supplier. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
875 Welcome to half price Monday. 1.3559 0.05584 118 84 26 8
876 Allow me to explain our foraging concept to you. 1.3559 0.05180 118 81 32 5
877 You're gonna need it. 1.3558 0.05452 104 71 29 4
878 Our special today is yesterday's special 1.3558 0.06098 104 75 21 8
879 The State has mandated "instant composting" at the table. 1.3558 0.05620 104 72 27 5
880 Chef Pierre says if you insist on ordering le ketchup with l’escargot, then you should also try le garbage. 1.3558 0.06397 104 77 17 10
881 By popular demand we are bringing back last night’s special 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
882 The governor said we could loosen restrictions 1.3556 0.05978 90 62 24 4
883 For starters, I recommend the tossed salad. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
884 Tonight we are featuring our "landfill to table" menu. 1.3554 0.05230 121 84 31 6
885 Sir, your dentures are nowhere to be found. 1.3554 0.05733 121 88 23 10
886 Sincerest apologies but our kitchen closed an hour ago. Would you like a sampling for our earlier special? 1.3554 0.05968 121 90 19 12
887 ‘We source only the finest ingredients from the restaurant next door’ 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
888 Welcome to the most popular restaurant on Sesame Street. 1.3551 0.05827 107 76 24 7
889 My name is Armond and our special this evening is Leftovers 1.3545 0.05716 110 78 25 7
890 We also provide convenient recycling. 1.3545 0.05568 110 77 27 6
891 Which of you asked for the organic buffet 1.3545 0.06001 110 80 21 9
892 Regretfully, your order is sold out. Can we interest you in yesterday’s special? 1.3543 0.05648 127 93 23 11
893 We offer fine dining and waste management. 1.3543 0.05065 127 88 33 6
894 We’re very misunderstood on Yelp. 1.3542 0.06279 96 69 20 7
895 My colleague, Harry, will now show you tonight’s specials. 1.3540 0.05750 113 81 24 8
896 Sorry, this table is reserved for Oscar the Grouch. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
897 Everybody loves leftovers. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
898 Pierre will be happy to show you what kind of garbage we serve here ! 1.3537 0.05444 147 110 22 15
899 I believe the chef took offense at your characterization of his entree. 1.3535 0.06628 99 74 15 10
900 You've been coming here for five years and have never been satisfied with your meal. Tonight we are going to save a little time. 1.3535 0.05974 99 70 23 6
901 My twin will be serving you the next course. 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
902 We are out of Styrofoam boxes. 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
903 Yes, The Grouch is dining here. No, he does not appreciate photos. 1.3534 0.05905 116 85 21 10
904 I wasn’t aware that “The Raccoon Diet” was a thing...but we have this? 1.3534 0.05776 116 84 23 9
905 Might I suggest the Bordeaux? It pairs beautifully with your Trump steaks. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
906 Here come your leftovers. Sorry, but we ran out of doggie bags. 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
907 …and this is our not-so-special for today. 1.3529 0.05672 136 102 20 14
908 We provide a reverse eating experience. 1.3529 0.05545 119 85 26 8
909 Excellent choice, ma’am! 1.3529 0.05145 119 82 32 5
910 It's dry with notes of tennis shoe, fan belt and ashtray with overtones of litter pan and galvanized. 1.3529 0.06176 102 74 20 8
911 And now, Voila! The Chef’s Surprise! 1.3525 0.05193 139 100 29 10
912 You may redeem that coupon for tonight's special. 1.3525 0.05390 139 102 25 12
913 Todays special is a variant of yesterdays special. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
914 Would it be better if we wore a mask? 1.3524 0.05896 105 75 23 7
915 You’re just in time for the catch of the day! 1.3524 0.06345 105 78 17 10
916 Let me show you why they are half price. 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
917 Would you be interested in the catch of the day? 1.3520 0.05359 125 89 28 8
918 Yes, 'Alley to table' is how we made our name. 1.3519 0.06074 108 79 20 9
919 I'm sorry ... the chef insists you eat everything that was on your plate. 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
920 May I suggest the spaghetti, prime rib, fish, escargot and trifle cassoulet? 1.3519 0.05929 108 78 22 8
921 We just wanted you to see what happens when you send back a lovingly prepared meal. 1.3511 0.05995 94 66 23 5
922 We aim to be fully 'zero waste' by next year. 1.3509 0.05973 114 84 20 10
923 For guests requesting doggie bags, you pick it out yourself. 1.3509 0.06102 114 85 18 11
924 We will show you yesterdays specials 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
925 One man’s trash is another man’s dinner. 1.3509 0.05973 114 84 20 10
926 Who ordered the Grouch? 1.3509 0.05429 114 80 28 6
927 Yes, we are also excited the restrictions have been lifted, but we closed an hour ago! 1.3505 0.05684 97 67 26 4
928 New rules for CoVID-19: you bus your own table. 1.3504 0.05335 117 82 29 6
929 I'm sorry sir but your card has been declined. 1.3504 0.06108 117 88 17 12
930 We may have found your wallet. 1.3504 0.05605 117 84 25 8
931 The chef took offense when you sent back the Coq Au Vin. 1.3504 0.05442 137 101 24 12
932 We also offer curbside pickup." 1.3500 0.05507 120 86 26 8
933 . . . and you can always order off the menu. 1.3500 0.05246 120 84 30 6
934 We’ve reverse engineered the deconstructed dinner. 1.3500 0.05632 120 87 24 9
935 I apologize... but can you tell him you really ordered garbage and not cabbage? 1.3493 0.05106 146 106 29 11
936 We're cutting out the middleman. 1.3492 0.04823 126 86 36 4
937 Who ordered the freegan option? 1.3491 0.05694 106 75 25 6
938 May we recommend today’s leftover special? 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
939 We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone. 1.3486 0.06166 109 81 18 10
940 Today's special is really offal. 1.3482 0.06044 112 83 19 10
941 Sorry to bother you, sir. It’s about your jacket. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
942 Before the first course, we highly encourage you to purge all of your post- Covid expectations for the evening, including but not limited to a rekindling of dormant romantic notions and richly compelling conversation. 1.3482 0.05631 112 80 25 7
943 We don't have any specials today, but I can show you yesterday's. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
944 Would you like the "Farm to Can to Table" menu or the "Farm to Table to Can" menu? 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
945 Sorry…our policy is if you can’t pay for your meal you must give it back 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
946 It's actually French; it's pronounced garbàge. 1.3478 0.05799 115 84 22 9
947 I'm afraid a Mr. Oscar has reserved this table. 1.3478 0.06181 115 87 16 12
948 It's simply more efficient this way. 1.3478 0.05665 92 63 26 3
949 Compliments of the valet you didn’t tip. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
950 I believe Madame had the steak Oscar? 1.3474 0.06820 95 72 13 10
951 Larry handles our "hidden menu" items. 1.3471 0.04939 121 83 34 4
952 Tonight’s special features canned goods 1.3471 0.05715 121 89 22 10
953 I'm sorry folks, but this restaurant has a "no cellphone" policy. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
954 Time to submit your reviews 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
955 He's really taken the loss of our Michelin star very hard. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
956 My brother will now show you "the catch of the day." 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
957 Our back alley special is 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
958 Would you like any wine to accompany your mélange? 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
959 We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
960 The chef's scraps are to die for. 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
961 We are famous for our hefty portions. 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
962 A la trash menu 1.3462 0.05920 104 75 22 7
963 Our special tonight is Wagyu grilled enoki with soba noodles, chinese cabbage, confit egg yolk and Lamb rump fermented radish. Serving you this evening will be Arnaldo, our dumbwaiter. 1.3462 0.06662 104 80 12 12
964 I can assure you that all our food is sustainably recycled. It's a shame to waste good food. 1.3458 0.05954 107 78 21 8
965 Yes, it’s all you CAN eat. 1.3455 0.05236 110 76 30 4
966 Our menus are in French and you ordered "La Poubelle". 1.3451 0.05999 113 84 19 10
967 You wanted to know what the other customers had ordered. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
968 Apologies, the chef scrapped the entire menu. 1.3451 0.05148 113 78 31 4
969 We're calling it 'compost to table'. 1.3451 0.05729 113 82 23 8
970 Our special tonight is both prix-fixe and all-you-can-eat. 1.3451 0.06129 113 85 17 11
971 Would you like to view our specials?" 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
972 We ran out of doggie bags. 1.3448 0.05210 116 81 30 5
973 This is our Oscar the Grouch special for tonight. 1.3448 0.06080 87 61 22 4
974 This is the fired chef's last day. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
975 Our Trash-to-Table Menu is reasonably priced and always locally sourced. 1.3448 0.06011 116 87 18 11
976 Our special tonight is an elegant compost of locally sourced legumes. 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
977 I’m sorry sir but we no longer provide doggy bags.” 1.3448 0.05490 116 83 26 7
978 We have a new chef, and this just saves time. 1.3445 0.05778 119 88 21 10
979 I can recommend Bin 32. Ageing vintage with complex bouquet. 1.3445 0.05900 119 89 19 11
980 Chef’s Choice tonight comes with a side of canned music. 1.3445 0.05900 119 89 19 11
981 We’re low on staff so if you don’t mind dumping this on the way out? 1.3445 0.05526 119 86 25 8
982 Tonight we have a selection of many fine ideologies... 1.3444 0.06153 90 64 21 5
983 It is such a pleasure to meet someone who doesn’t need the menu translated. Une Poubelle is a unique adventure every week and will make a memorable first date. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
984 Yes, we serve contemporary raccoon cuisine 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
985 Welcome to Freegan’s Cafe. Would you like to see today’s special? 1.3441 0.06751 93 70 14 9
986 You don't really have a dog...do you? 1.3440 0.04965 125 87 33 5
987 Your tasting menu has arrived. 1.3440 0.05460 125 91 25 9
988 Excellent choice, sir. 1.3438 0.05507 96 66 27 3
989 Perhaps the kitchen could comp you your dessert? 1.3435 0.05501 131 97 23 11
990 Henri will be showing you the chef's special now. 1.3434 0.05591 99 69 26 4
991 We have two specials tonight: a Beef Wellington with grilled asparagus, and a full-time custodial position with excellent benefits. 1.3434 0.06119 99 72 20 7
992 We’re bringing the outdoor dining experience inside 1.3434 0.05948 99 71 22 6
993 While chef prepares your entree Arturo here will entertain you with his interpretation of the classic, Uptown Funk. 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
994 Is the waiter trash talking again? 1.3429 0.05872 105 76 22 7
995 Your previous server would like a word with you about the tip you left him. 1.3426 0.05759 108 78 23 7
996 Perhaps a brief serenade from "Stomp" as you choose your entre. 1.3426 0.05907 108 79 21 8
997 Actually, we revere the right to serve refuse to anyone. 1.3426 0.06467 108 83 13 12
998 I'm sorry, Sir, but your card was declined. 1.3426 0.05450 108 76 27 5
999 I'm afraid we'll be offering a somewhat limited menu this evening. 1.3423 0.05353 111 78 28 5
1000 Didn’t you read the reviews? It’s literally trash. 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1001 Oh, so now you want a fine dining experience. 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1002 Are you sure you’d like to leave us negative feedback? 1.3421 0.05261 114 80 29 5
1003 The next dish will be prepared tableside. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1004 We got a new chef, you may need this for later... 1.3419 0.05967 117 88 18 11
1005 Would you like to throw your money away now, or later? 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1006 This season, Chef has created a unique Alley-to-Table menu. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1007 Might I recommend our stinky cheese? 1.3413 0.05873 126 96 17 13
1008 I recommend Raccoon-Ragoo, a house favorite for its presentation 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1009 Voila, the ultimate street food experience. 1.3409 0.06642 88 65 16 7
1010 Each dinner, such as it is, you understand, begins with a complimentary piece of performance art. 1.3407 0.05378 135 100 24 11
1011 Jacques will take your ordure. 1.3402 0.06198 97 71 19 7
1012 For tonights special, urban fusian.. 1.3400 0.06231 100 74 18 8
1013 Yes we can split the garbage salad. 1.3398 0.05943 103 75 21 7
1014 Tonight you’ll be dining a la can 1.3398 0.06406 103 78 15 10
1015 It’s the new haute cuisine TrashToTable 1.3396 0.05509 106 75 26 5
1016 I'll let Alphonso tell you about today's specials. 1.3396 0.05669 106 76 24 6
1017 Might I interest you in some desert? 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1018 Sorry, we’re out of that — oh, wait a minute, here comes Bert who seems to have located two portions. 1.3394 0.05861 109 80 21 8
1019 Instead of having you stand in a line, we've chosen to bring the buffet to your table 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1020 Everything we serve is table-to-farm. 1.3394 0.05564 109 78 25 6
1021 We source everything locally. 1.3393 0.05609 112 81 24 7
1022 In my defense, "roughage" and "rubbish" sound almost exactly the same. 1.3393 0.06412 112 87 12 13
1023 Yes sir I did pass on your suggestion to the Chef, he’s sending someone out to deal with you right away 1.3393 0.06024 112 84 18 10
1024 After reading your previous online reviews the chef has decided not to waste his time. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1025 Would you like to see the specials? 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1026 What do you expect when you order fish on Monday? 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1027 And Vito is here to back me up when I say “Nobody doesn’t finish the pasta.” 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1028 I told him to put a lid on it. 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1029 Ah, here he comes. Now you can choose what you want from the buffet. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1030 No, no, it’s FINE you switched back to the Seafood Special. We saved it for you just in case. 1.3373 0.06006 83 58 22 3
1031 I can offer you something off of yesterday's menu. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1032 You’re in luck! Tonight we are featuring a very special appearance from the owner himself....Oscar! 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
1033 Fusing two of the most recent culinary trends, we present: street-to-table 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
1034 Oh, you would like to order. I thought you said, "ordures." 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1035 Tonight's Special is what Table 12 didn't think was so special. 1.3367 0.06144 98 72 19 7
1036 The second course is coming shortly 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
1037 Today’s special is a locally sourced urban street food. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1038 I can't recommend tonight's special, sir. There's been an incident. 1.3366 0.05677 101 72 24 5
1039 Oh, don’t mind him, someone in the kitchen lost a finger. 1.3366 0.06642 101 78 12 11
1040 Fair warning, the chef is quite grouchy. 1.3365 0.05895 104 76 21 7
1041 Here comes our chef to prepare it right at your table! 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1042 I regret to inform you we have the right to refuse service 1.3364 0.05466 107 76 26 5
1043 We have compost vichyssoise 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1044 I know this looks like a restaurant, but it's just a high end garbage depot. 1.3364 0.06077 107 80 18 9
1045 Usually we don’t serve junk food, but I’ll see what I can do. 1.3364 0.05930 107 79 20 8
1046 I'm sorry, we got l'ordure wrong. 1.3364 0.05302 107 75 28 4
1047 Look, we know our food sucks so we're going to cut right to the chase... 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1048 No messieurs, I'm afraid that this is not just a simple misunderstanding.... 1.3364 0.05957 110 82 19 9
1049 In honor of Earth Day, our chef has composed a special menu using only reclaimed ingredients. Please enjoy. 1.3364 0.05522 110 79 25 6
1050 Sorry, we tossed your leftovers but Larry will try to locate them. 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1051 What makes you think we serve garbage here 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1052 We don’t normally serve canned foods. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1053 Leftovers? Did you bring your own bag or would you like to purchase one of ours? 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1054 My regrets, monsieur, your Caption Contest entry won't fit into a doggy bag. 1.3362 0.05991 116 88 17 11
1055 I'm sorry Sir & Madame, the chef's name is Remy, I don't know what else you'd expect from a rat. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1056 Our chef's exploration of organic food is becoming more and more sophisticated 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1057 The “budget wine list”? But of course monsieur. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1058 The kitchen’s closed, but we’re offering uneaten meals at a discount! 1.3360 0.05673 125 94 20 11
1059 The chef is known for his generous portions. 1.3359 0.05465 128 95 23 10
1060 For today’s special, we are featuring yesterday’s remains of the day 1.3359 0.05376 131 97 24 10
1061 Something to drink with your junk food? 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1062 In lieu of our regular pianist, please enjoy tonight's timpani solo. 1.3333 0.05743 99 71 23 5
1063 There is a new special on the menu, but I don’t recommend it. 1.3333 0.05788 93 66 23 4
1064 Wait until you see how your beverages are delivered. 1.3333 0.05429 129 96 23 10
1065 Would you like to know the special? 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1066 He will astonish you with what he can prepare from what you choose from the can--the MacGyver of the kitchen. 1.3333 0.06185 84 60 20 4
1067 I’m sorry, but he gets a little crazy, when guests don’t eat everything on their plate.” 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1068 Sustainability is our specialty Monsieur... 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1069 You wanted the Back of the House Special 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
1070 Every evening, we choose two diners to be taken out with the trash. 1.3333 0.05717 120 90 20 10
1071 I’m afraid we’re out of doggie bags. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1072 I'm afraid we're out of today's specials but we have several available from Tuesday. 1.3333 0.05357 105 74 27 4
1073 When we said, 'all you can eat for $9.99,' what did you think we'd be serving? 1.3333 0.06179 93 68 19 6
1074 If this is your first time here, let me explain our farm to table to trash concept! 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1075 The Manager has decided to honor your Groupon after all. 1.3333 0.06258 99 74 17 8
1076 I know this place got good reviews, but I think this takes Zero Waste too far. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1077 Tonight’s specials are Rubbish. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1078 The French call it L'anglais 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1079 We’re out of everything, but you can have leftovers for thirty percent off. 1.3333 0.05404 126 93 24 9
1080 It's not so much "today's special." 1.3333 0.05688 105 76 23 6
1081 It's Never Too Early To Start Composting. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
1082 The Chef read your last review. He says you can choose your own “garbage” this time… 1.3333 0.06804 81 60 15 6
1083 I’m afraid that at this late hour our menu is rather limited. 1.3308 0.05503 130 98 21 11
1084 I’m afraid he takes Yelp reviews too personally. 1.3306 0.05577 124 93 21 10
1085 I’m sorry, I thought you were finished with your phone 1.3304 0.06016 115 88 16 11
1086 I’m terribly sorry but we’re all out of aluminum foil swans. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1087 It's not for you. The people at the next table got food poisoning. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1088 Tonight's special is organic and wild caught. 1.3303 0.05837 109 81 20 8
1089 You’re right sir; the reviews said our food was garbage. 1.3303 0.05981 109 82 18 9
1090 Yes, the dumpster fire is served rare; and for you, madam? 1.3303 0.05383 109 78 26 5
1091 I believe you ordered this evening's special, Deja Vu Delight! 1.3302 0.05800 106 78 21 7
1092 Welcome to Haux Beau’s. A sustainable eatery. Let’s see what we have on the menu for you. 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1093 We understand you're big Houston Astro fans" 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1094 Sorry for the wait. We are setting up the buffet table in a minute 1.3302 0.05643 106 77 23 6
1095 Did you ask if the food was locally sourced? 1.3302 0.05482 106 76 25 5
1096 You see him too? 1.3302 0.06102 106 80 17 9
1097 Yes, the salmon is sustainably raised and the beef is grass fed. However, I’m going to have to ask you to throw your next shitty question where it belongs. 1.3302 0.06248 106 81 15 10
1098 May I introduce you to our house percussionist? 1.3301 0.06075 103 77 18 8
1099 We're the first zero-waste restaurant in the city. 1.3301 0.05753 103 75 22 6
1100 To make up for your disappointing experience, please accept a complimentary dessert. 1.3300 0.06204 100 75 17 8
1101 we'd like you to choose a rat for your ratatouille 1.3300 0.06522 100 77 13 10
1102 No, sir, I assure you the restaurant workers strike has not affected our fine establishment. 1.3300 0.05515 100 71 25 4
1103 Today’s special is chicken au pot à la salmonella. 1.3299 0.05623 97 69 24 4
1104 It's part of our new farm to table, table to trash program. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1105 We are not using menus but we can give you idea of what people have liked and disliked. 1.3298 0.06123 94 69 19 6
1106 Yes...at our establishment, we proudly serve farm-to-table and table-to-compost. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1107 And so you see, sir, the lady at table 4 was supposed to get that piece of cake. We are going to need that engagement ring back ASAP. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1108 The chef apologizes for the fingertip in the soup and says dessert is on the house. 1.3297 0.06454 91 68 16 7
1109 I apologize for the delay but we're out of doggy bags and had to improvise. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
1110 Ah, vegans you say… 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
1111 And for tonight’s special, the 2021 table side dumpster fire! 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
1112 And our back of the house special tonight is pick-of-the-litter. 1.3294 0.07177 85 66 10 9
1113 Get in 1.3293 0.06025 82 58 21 3
1114 Yes the trash is free range, gluten free, and Paleo. 1.3293 0.05770 82 57 23 2
1115 welcome to Outback 1.3291 0.07143 79 60 12 7
1116 You've heard of farm to table? We're table to garbage 1.3277 0.05352 119 87 25 7
1117 We take sustainability, recycling and organic foods very seriously. Let me show you today’s special 1.3277 0.05483 119 88 23 8
1118 This little specialty has quite the nose...”” 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1119 Tonight's special is last night's special. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1120 It's a table to farm concept. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1121 I’m sorry but we only have yesterday’s leftovers right now. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1122 Are you dining in, or will this be take-out? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1123 But monsieur, you ordered the poubelle, not poulet belle 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1124 I guess I ordered the de ordures instead of the hors d’oeuvres. 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
1125 We can show you what’s left of our last order of tonight’s special. 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1126 You asked for an immersive experience of the local street cuisine 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1127 Olive Garden anyone? 1.3271 0.05754 107 79 21 7
1128 Your credit card was declined, and I was instructed to cut you up into small pieces and throw you away. 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1129 It's all you can eat." 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1130 Our recycling program may be going too far. 1.3269 0.05707 104 76 22 6
1131 If you're ready to order... we'll be closing soon, but take your time. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1132 Sorry, we didn't find the lady's teeth in the garbage! 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1133 Our dinner special has been kept under lid for several days. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1134 Be careful, the trash can is very hot. 1.3269 0.05370 104 74 26 4
1135 We're closing but we've got some options. 1.3267 0.05821 101 74 21 6
1136 We have a new wholesaler. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1137 All our food is locally sourced from behind better restaurants. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1138 Not to worry. There seems to have been a mixup in the kitchen. 1.3267 0.05648 101 73 23 5
1139 Some of our diners are finding the transition to indoor dining difficult . . . perhaps this might help. 1.3267 0.05988 101 75 19 7
1140 For your jokes, sir. 1.3267 0.06151 101 76 17 8
1141 It may be a bit much, but our recycling program is Michelin rated 4 stars. 1.3265 0.05761 98 71 22 5
1142 ...well we can show you directly our less popular specials 1.3265 0.06115 98 73 18 7
1143 Yes, it's all recycled. 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
1144 Welcome! We hope you enjoy your dinner but just in case... 1.3263 0.06427 95 72 15 8
1145 You asked for everything but the kitchen sink, Sir" 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1146 Now we are also a table to garbage truck restaurant. 1.3261 0.06203 92 68 18 6
1147 We're the top zero-waste restaurant in town. 1.3261 0.05806 92 66 22 4
1148 We are honored that Oscar will be joining you for dinner. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
1149 I will be right back with those appetizers... 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
1150 Are you familiar with yesterday’s specials? 1.3250 0.05181 120 87 27 6
1151 You want that to go? 1.3250 0.06602 80 59 16 5
1152 For the smallest possible footprint, we recommend can to table. 1.3248 0.05126 117 84 28 5
1153 You're in luck, my brother found one last piece of our rum cheesecake for your dessert. Coffee? 1.3248 0.05672 117 88 20 9
1154 We made some calls, based on how you’ve treated the staff this evening, and your ride is here. 1.3248 0.05926 117 90 16 11
1155 It was aged in our very own cellar. 1.3247 0.06778 77 57 15 5
1156 OK, yeah, you wanted the locally sourced option. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1157 Okay, but we don't usually show the marinated steak before cooking it. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1158 Before we get started, Jeff will ask you a couple of questions about your reviews. He has saved them all. 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1159 And for those on a tight budget... 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1160 You are what you eat. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1161 Sir you said you would like to be treated like a celebrity we have chosen Oscar the grouch. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
1162 While we are out of all the entrees, we do have a new smorgasbord option. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1163 It's our new green menu. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
1164 After the Restaurant Critic called our food garbage, we decided to start serving it! 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
1165 I'm very sorry, our barman misunderstand what you meant when you asked for your martini extra dirty 1.3238 0.06127 105 80 16 9
1166 ...and may I present you today's Chef's Special... Coq au Bin. 1.3238 0.05820 105 78 20 7
1167 The chef has reviewed the substitutions and omissions you’ve requested and wants to prepare a meal for you table side. 1.3235 0.06099 102 77 17 8
1168 Dumpster diving is the latest trend! 1.3232 0.06062 99 74 18 7
1169 We heard you work for Yelp. 1.3229 0.06194 96 72 17 7
1170 Today's special is to die for 1.3229 0.05829 96 70 21 5
1171 Welcome to Le Spicy Trough. Here's comes Larry with our specials. 1.3226 0.05438 124 93 22 9
1172 Perhaps you'd like to see last night's specials. 1.3226 0.05953 93 68 20 5
1173 Our menu has changed. 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1174 Our catch of the day is of the feline variety 1.3226 0.06146 93 69 18 6
1175 Here is your filet mignon - you wanted it well done correct ? 1.3226 0.06334 93 70 16 7
1176 Our chef is his own worst critic.. 1.3222 0.06085 90 66 19 5
1177 Nothing goes to waste. 1.3222 0.05876 90 65 21 4
1178 Our special tonight addresses climate change, food waste, and recycling. 1.3222 0.06286 90 67 17 6
1179 Your last review said the food here was garbage. So back at you. 1.3222 0.05434 90 63 25 2
1180 The Chef says you may not order anything new until you finish every bite of the beef stroganoff from last week. 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
1181 Need a menu or have you seen enough? 1.3218 0.06640 87 66 14 7
1182 We're obliged to inform you that your gift card is for our limited menu. 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
1183 I assumed you accidentally ordered it well done, so I took the liberty of throwing it out for you. 1.3217 0.05733 115 87 19 9
1184 The chef recommends last week's special. 1.3217 0.05174 115 83 27 5
1185 We saw your Yelp review. 1.3217 0.05024 115 82 29 4
1186 The Hobo Buffet. Excellent choice. 1.3217 0.05599 115 86 21 8
1187 When your food arrives, just throw it here. Saves the trouble of trying to eat it 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
1188 Just don't ask him if the fish is fresh. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1189 Ah! And here comes Andre with this evenings specials 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1190 Tonight's special is steak ala Oscar the Grouch. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1191 I'm afraid the buffet options are somewhat limited tonight. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1192 Now for your donation to the stimulus recovery program. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1193 It's the newest trend in eco-friendly food sourcing: garbage-to-table. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1194 Due to lack of truck drivers, fresh food deliveries are on hold. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1195 Would you care for seconds? 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1196 Masks? Are you serious? 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
1197 Before we start, Is this your first time dining with us?…. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
1198 Welcome to the future of dining: Farm-to-table-to-worm-farm. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1199 We guarantee that it will taste better than it looks. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1200 We like to plan ahead in case you don't like our food. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1201 Compliments from the chef. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1202 Welcome to the street food festival 1.3204 0.05724 103 76 21 6
1203 Chef has created a menu specifically for you. 1.3203 0.04952 128 93 29 6
1204 We're short-staffed. Could you clean your plates? 1.3200 0.06010 100 75 18 7
1205 Would you like to start with an appetizer? 1.3200 0.05664 100 73 22 5
1206 And here is your freegan dinner for two. 1.3200 0.05840 100 74 20 6
1207 I’m sorry, but we’re going to have to take the tablecloth too 1.3200 0.04765 125 89 32 4
1208 The zero-waste tasting menu for two. Excellent choice. 1.3200 0.06620 75 55 16 4
1209 Our soup du jour is an all-natural, responsibly sourced stew served straight from the can. 1.3196 0.05589 97 70 23 4
1210 You've heard of farm to table? Well, we do compost to table. 1.3196 0.05394 97 69 25 3
1211 For dessert this evening, we have a MAGA pudding, prepared tableside 1.3196 0.06139 97 73 17 7
1212 Our most recent farm to table offering bypasses the kitchen altogether 1.3193 0.05328 119 88 24 7
1213 We have a no leftovers policy. 1.3191 0.05286 94 66 26 2
1214 Could I interest you in the "soup de yesterjour?" 1.3190 0.05691 116 88 19 9
1215 Might I recommend starting the evening off with a selection from our locally sourced fermented amuse bouche 1.3190 0.06073 116 91 13 12
1216 The chef believes amuse bouche is overrated. 1.3190 0.05281 116 85 25 6
1217 Here’s Carl with tonight’s specials... 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1218 and I believe you two had the street food special 1.3187 0.06227 91 68 17 6
1219 We're a trash-to-table restaurant. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1220 We're out of our specials but we have a reduced-price 'point-to' option from our unfinished outdoor meals. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1221 I'm afraid that the violinist is out sick, but luckily your waiter was an understudy in Stomp. 1.3182 0.06574 88 67 14 7
1222 Ah! Yes. To, as we say, cleanse the palate. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1223 I apologize, but ransomware has limited our locally sourced ingredients to whatever you would like to select from this can. 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1224 Yes, we are able to make exceptions to our zero waste dining. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1225 I’m very sorry, but frankly, I’m not sure what’s going on either. 1.3182 0.06164 88 65 18 5
1226 We regret we only have one ‘critic’s choice’ entree left this evening.” 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1227 Please accept my apologies. Your server is a bit of a grouch. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
1228 Alfonso is bringing out tonight's special. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
1229 While our special tonight isn't to everyone's liking, the dining experience itself is memorable. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1230 We also offer free meals, and it looks like those options are on their way over 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1231 You may have heard, there's a problem with the supply chain." 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1232 For the next dish in our tasting menu I suggest you close your eyes and concentrate on the multiple varieties of earthy and fruity aromas. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1233 Mam, sir, we GUARANTEE our racoon steak is local. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
1234 I'm sorry to tell you this...but we only have junk food today. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1235 So sorry, we thought you’d finished 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
1236 You asked for yesterday’s special? 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1237 We couldn’t find a replacement for our last chef, so we hired a raccoon. His menu is unorthodox, but everything is local. 1.3168 0.06282 101 78 14 9
1238 After sending back their meal three times, the chef wanted them to take their pick. 1.3168 0.05790 101 75 20 6
1239 Before we serve your meal, monsieur, we wish to confirm that we understood your French. 1.3168 0.05959 101 76 18 7
1240 Next up is our chef's dyslexic take on truffled mashed potatoes. 1.3165 0.06630 79 59 15 5
1241 Here comes my brother now. Albert is also our chef and sommelier. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1242 Welcome to Waste Not, Want Not. Anthony will bring you the menu. 1.3163 0.05542 98 71 23 4
1243 If you don’t have a mask you’re going to have to pick one from the mask bin. 1.3163 0.06085 98 74 17 7
1244 I see that you changed your mind about a to-go bag 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1245 Of course the food is fresh!! 1.3158 0.05333 114 84 24 6
1246 All the ingredients are locally sourced. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1247 Tonight we're featuring an encore presentation by "Oscar the Grouch". 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1248 Compost is the new kale 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1249 And rounding out the your dinning experience tonight is a great table side dumpster fire , you can actually smell notes of 2020 . 🔥🔥🔥 1.3153 0.05721 111 84 19 8
1250 The Busboy never returned after we reopened the restaurant, so we had to go to "Plan B". 1.3152 0.06359 92 70 15 7
1251 We read your previous Yelp review. 1.3152 0.06169 92 69 17 6
1252 Monsieur, the chef read how you trashed his special on Yelp during your last visit and has prepared something special for you 1.3152 0.05972 92 68 19 5
1253 While dining, please enjoy Luigi's one-man rendition of the hit musical, Stomp. 1.3151 0.06433 73 53 17 3
1254 Our food is eco-friendly & locally-sourced. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1255 On second thought, I'll just use the bathroom at home. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1256 Farm to fork is so old hat. We go from guest to garbage. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1257 The chef says he has something else to suit your limited budget 1.3146 0.06105 89 66 18 5
1258 We're serving racoon family style tonight. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1259 Sir, the trash comes from a Michelin three star restaurant. 1.3143 0.04938 105 74 29 2
1260 Our Steak Oscar is one of a kind. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1261 No Marcel, I said he wanted to dump her, not a dumpster 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1262 Well you did send it back, what did you expect? 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1263 We prefer the term eco-friendly. 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1264 Louis will now show you tonight’s prix fixe menu items 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1265 Before Berto begins playing, may I suggest two very strong drinks? 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1266 My apologies, but we had some confusion in the kitchen about preparing your doggie bag. 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
1267 Compliments of the raccoons at table 7. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1268 The chef does not suffer criticism well. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1269 We put the stress on the second syllable. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
1270 Perhaps next time Monsieur would prefer the English menu. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
1271 Please accept our humblest options….. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1272 Not to worry. We’re all fully vaccinated. 1.3131 0.05858 99 74 19 6
1273 DO NOT ask about the chef’s special—he’s having a very bad day! 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1274 We're doing our best to accommodate your request for an outdoor dining experience 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1275 And now, yesterday's special. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1276 Alphonse will tell you about today’s special. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
1277 Just in case it wasn't your accent, we're bringing your what you ordered. 1.3125 0.05981 96 72 18 6
1278 Since you asked about our senior specials. 1.3125 0.06508 96 75 12 9
1279 Do you have a different card you would like me to try? Otherwise, restaurant policy requires all items be...returned. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1280 All we have are leftovers 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1281 It has not been our pleasure to serve you. Here are your just desserts. 1.3125 0.05602 96 70 22 4
1282 Yes, here’s Jimmy with your take-out container. 1.3125 0.05403 96 69 24 3
1283 Good news, we found some salmon after all. 1.3125 0.06162 96 73 16 7
1284 I'm afraid you should have given us your coat at the door, sir. 1.3120 0.05378 125 95 21 9
1285 Why do you ask? 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
1286 Why, yes, you can look at yesterday's specials. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1287 Our kitchen suggests yesterday’s Seafood Truffle Pasta from La Bernadin 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1288 As you can see ... no scraps, slop or debris. Everybody likes our food. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1289 I'm afraid we're out of everything except for the canned ham. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1290 We ran out of today's special, but we're offering yesterday's. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1291 May I present this week's "scavenger special" 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1292 And for our latest avant garde farm to table approach: hors d’oeuvres a la compost. So organic. So earthy. 1.3118 0.05917 93 69 19 5
1293 Listen man, this is the Peter Luger’s experience. 1.3118 0.06483 93 72 13 8
1294 Yes, the oysters are buck-a-shuck, but you get to do the shucking. 1.3115 0.05085 122 90 26 6
1295 You've eaten here before... 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1296 Here is Luigi to show you our special menu for people who have a history of not tipping. Bon appetit! 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1297 Ah, monsieur! Bistro means 'recycle' in French. 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
1298 I”ll warn you, the chef doesn’t react well to insults. 1.3111 0.06250 90 68 16 6
1299 Unfortunately we are now under new racoon management since the last time you were here. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1300 I don't know why they call this place a dump 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1301 The same as you had last time, Sir? No problem. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1302 I'm terribly sorry, sir; but our restroom is out of service. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1303 And from our new l' ordures menu. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1304 I'm terribly sorry, but Chef Lacroix was very angry and upset about your comments on facebook last week regarding the steamed salmon. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1305 I understand, but during the pandemic seating we found it much more efficient. 1.3103 0.06185 87 65 17 5
1306 Let's take a look at the catch of the day. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
1307 We're closing shortly.... Eeer... But cold snacks are still available. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
1308 Would you care to see our specials? 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
1309 Honey, are you sure we want to be part of this Tik Tok challenge? 1.3099 0.07118 71 54 12 5
1310 Apparently the chicken was bad and we have a line at the bathroom. 1.3097 0.05633 113 86 19 8
1311 This just saves a lot of time. 1.3097 0.04882 113 81 29 3
1312 I strongly urge you to accept the Chef's recommendations this evening. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1313 Our violinist quit, so our owner will entertain you with a selection from 'Stomp'. 1.3097 0.05772 113 87 17 9
1314 I'm deeply sorry, all we have left is food for thought. 1.3097 0.05345 113 84 23 6
1315 Serving after closing is unusual, but I am sure the chef could whip you up something. 1.3095 0.05221 126 95 23 8
1316 Yes, we remember the last time. 1.3095 0.06770 84 65 12 7
1317 The presentation may be lacking, but I assure you, the food is delicious. 1.3093 0.05744 97 72 20 5
1318 It's a new take on farm-to-table..... 1.3093 0.05928 97 73 18 6
1319 As you didn’t like the chef’s first creation, he is now suggesting a different option”. 1.3091 0.05441 110 82 22 6
1320 …and here comes Henry to take you through this evenings ‘up-cycled’ menu in which you are sure to find rare treats for the conscientious diner. 1.3091 0.05739 110 84 18 8
1321 That’s Pierre, my twin brother. And here, just back from Le Cordon Bleu, is Oscar le Grouch, with your soup du jour. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1322 Please help yourself to our unlimited salad can 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
1323 If you can’t pay for it, you’re going to have to return it. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
1324 I can assure you. We are completely out of that entree. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1325 You should have read the back of the gift card. 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
1326 ''Sir. THAT is an ice bucket.'' 1.3085 0.06241 94 72 15 7
1327 As we reduced our kitchen staff, my colleague will show you shortly what we have left from yesterday 1.3085 0.06055 94 71 17 6
1328 We have brought a sampling of previous dishes, so that you may select from there. 1.3084 0.05698 107 81 19 7
1329 Your waiter will be pleased to show you our specials of the day 1.3084 0.05041 107 77 27 3
1330 We can still bring the charm of outdoor dining to your indoor experience 1.3084 0.05851 107 82 17 8
1331 Now I would like to discuss the chef's specials that didn't make tonight's menu. 1.3083 0.05397 120 91 21 8
1332 ’Deconstructed’ is so 2019. We are proud to now serve ‘compost’ 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1333 Well if you're going to be a grouch we'll treat you like one. 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1334 In our effort to address global food waste, we curate only the highest quality "repurposed ingredients". 1.3077 0.05782 91 67 20 4
1335 I think you will find our new street-to-table menu to be highly sustainable 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1336 we offer a unique circular culinary experience 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1337 Do you prefer still or festering? 1.3077 0.07369 78 62 8 8
1338 An unforgettable, yet fitting sensory experience for the age we live in. 1.3077 0.06190 91 69 16 6
1339 Jacques will now be sharing the latest catch from our sustainability menu. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1340 ‘As you’re seated at the VIP table you get first pick of the leftovers”. 1.3077 0.05624 117 90 18 9
1341 We also offer dumpster diving. 1.3077 0.06385 91 70 14 7
1342 Would you like to see the todays special? 1.3070 0.04846 114 82 29 3
1343 Tonight you have your choice of appetizers. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1344 We offer a compost to table menu. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1345 It’s part of our anti-wasting policy 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1346 Chef Oscar would like to address your complaints regarding the temperature of the food 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1347 You did mention when you made the reservation that you purchased a Groupon... 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1348 And here comes the palate cleanser... 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1349 Can I offer you the lockdown special? 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1350 We've had to rethink our supply line. 1.3068 0.06334 88 67 15 6
1351 And today's special from the Early Bird Economy Menu... 1.3068 0.06925 88 70 9 9
1352 Chef Gus will present our 'Recycle Specials' for your perusal.. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1353 If you’re not going to eat it, Oscar will. 1.3068 0.05907 88 65 19 4
1354 As I recall, you don't like to tip. 1.3067 0.07096 75 58 11 6
1355 It's prepared just as you described in your last review. 1.3067 0.06288 75 55 17 3
1356 Oh. I can assure you it's fresh. 1.3061 0.05694 98 73 20 5
1357 Our farm to table approach hit a few snags 1.3061 0.05506 98 72 22 4
1358 To submit your caption, leave it on the table. This man will review it shortly 1.3061 0.06390 98 77 12 9
1359 Your welcome to have last week's specials for 50 % off... 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1360 OH look! The main course just arrived. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1361 Yes,we are a compost to farm to table to compost restaurant. 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
1362 Voila! The Vomitorium. 1.3056 0.07032 72 55 12 5
1363 I don't recommend the trash can nachos. 1.3056 0.05172 108 79 25 4
1364 My sincere apologies. Good help is sparce these days. Through the back, Melvin, THE BACK! 1.3056 0.06748 72 54 14 4
1365 While I get your drinks, Herman will perform his favourites from the soundtrack of “ Stomp!” 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
1366 You always complain that the food here is garbage...let me show you!!! 1.3051 0.05582 118 91 18 9
1367 Chef the Grouch was ... ehem …not fond of your review. 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1368 I'm so sorry that you had to hear that. You'll be happy to know that we're firing Oscar as front of house" 1.3049 0.06873 82 64 11 7
1369 We have the right to refuse service. 1.3049 0.06651 82 63 13 6
1370 So how adventurous did you say you’re feeling? 1.3049 0.06181 82 61 17 4
1371 'Close the loop recycling' is Chef's Specialty 1.3048 0.05086 105 76 26 3
1372 The hors d'ouvres are fresh from the "garden." 1.3043 0.06132 92 70 16 6
1373 Is the fish fresh? 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
1374 The Special is always prepared tableside. 1.3043 0.06324 92 71 14 7
1375 We call this not so happy hour. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1376 Tonight we're serving from our farm-to-garbage menu. 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1377 Here comes your salad! 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1378 Yes we have a few items not on our regular menu that might be in your budget. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1379 The chef is sending out the Vegan option. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1380 Courtesy of the chef. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1381 Yes, we also do takeout. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1382 When they said dinner and a show, I wasn't expecting Beckett 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1383 You’ve heard of the French Laundry… 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1384 To cut down on costs, we’ve cut out the middleman. You order is going directly to the garbage. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
1385 The busboy is out sick. This'll save several minutes. Thanks. 1.3038 0.06826 79 61 12 6
1386 We're asking customers to throw up before the meal rather than after." 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
1387 Yes, we still have yesterday's special available. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1388 We're reducing our carbon footprint and had to recycle last week's menu 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1389 If you can't afford to pay our prices, you're welcome to eat our table scraps at a discounted rate. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
1390 You can nibble at our leftovers to see what may interest you. 1.3034 0.05628 89 65 21 3
1391 The special for tonight is scrapple, which is made from kitchen scraps. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1392 We take the garbage out at nine, so I need you to promise that you'll finish everything on your plate. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1393 Next time Oscar the Grouch is the guest of honor, I’m calling in sick 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1394 Go ahead and Yelp. There’s no WiFi for miles! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1395 We're starting a new culinary experiment derived from the theory of 'Garbage in, garbage out'. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1396 One Garbage Salad, for two, prepared tableside 1.3028 0.05607 109 83 19 7
1397 New chef. Saves time. 1.3028 0.05453 109 82 21 6
1398 Farm to table, table to trash. 1.3025 0.05000 119 88 26 5
1399 We’ll just leave the trash by you so we don’t have to do it. 1.3023 0.06421 86 66 14 6
1400 And now for the pheasant under trash. 1.3023 0.06204 86 65 16 5
1401 Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1402 We actually do have an anti-vax section. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1403 No monsieur, I can't recommend a wine to go with your order. 1.3021 0.06475 96 76 11 9
1404 This place used to be a dump. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1405 Today’s special is raccoon fine dining. 1.3019 0.05714 106 81 18 7
1406 Why, yes. All of our ingredients are locally sourced. Why do you ask? 1.3017 0.05506 116 89 19 8
1407 Because of indoor table spacing requirements, irritating noise this evening will be provided by my brother. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1408 The manager said he’ll be right out to address your complaints. 1.3012 0.06117 83 62 17 4
1409 What we lack in selection we make up for in portion size. 1.3012 0.05617 83 60 21 2
1410 Not many people order the Chefs Surprise. 1.3012 0.06580 83 64 13 6
1411 May I tempt you with something from our urban tureen? 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1412 Don’t mind Gerald, he’s serving the communal tables. 1.3012 0.06353 83 63 15 5
1413 You miss dining outside? We can accommodate that. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
1414 We are short staffed these days. Now its farm-to-table as usual, table-to-compost bin and compost bin back to farm. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1415 Now for this next course we recommend you wear some gloves. 1.3011 0.06448 93 73 12 8
1416 Our apologies. We seem to be out of the Big Bird. May we interest you in a Grouch? 1.3011 0.05467 93 68 22 3
1417 I have to apologize for Maurice. I told him all our servers must have a can-do attitude and he takes thing quite literally. 1.3011 0.05879 93 70 18 5
1418 Sorry, we’re out of those, but would you care for the leftovers? 1.3011 0.05021 93 66 26 1
1419 Voila - our Save the Planet special!" 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1420 Everything is recooked to your specifications 1.3010 0.06145 103 81 13 9
1421 Regarding the Yelp review you left after your last visit.... 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1422 We pride ourselves on our locally sourced menu. 1.3009 0.05463 113 86 20 7
1423 Our new full life-cycle dining concept features compost-to-table. 1.3009 0.05010 113 83 26 4
1424 Well, that last review really nailed us so we decided to do away with any pretense. 1.3009 0.05166 113 84 24 5
1425 The chef's specialty tonight is fresh from the East River. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1426 I'm sorry, sir, the fresh fish is off the menu, but we can offer you canned salmon. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1427 We don't have a menu, our sustainability concept is Leftovers. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1428 Today's Menu is a deconstruction of our yesterday's menu 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1429 Finding your dentures is important to us, but you’ll have to sort this out by yourself. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1430 Welcome to Hell's Kitchen. The kitchen is sending out some complimentary appetizers. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1431 I'm terribly sorry. We hadn't realized that there was a diamond engagement ring in the half finished tiramisu. 1.3000 0.06856 70 53 13 4
1432 Think of it as farm-to-table with an urban twist. 1.3000 0.05795 90 67 19 4
1433 Would you like to hear more about our fully sustainable menu? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1434 We don't like restaurant critics in here" 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1435 No doggie bags. If you over-order, one of our highly trained recycling engineers will take care of everything. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1436 Because of supply chain issues, we have a new offering...garbage du jour." 1.3000 0.05347 90 65 23 2
1437 Today’s specials are the same as yesterday’s specials 1.3000 0.05311 130 101 19 10
1438 The food is excellent, but the Presentation somewhat crude. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1439 Excellent, we’d be happy to throw out the leftovers you’ll never actually eat. 1.3000 0.05711 110 85 17 8
1440 It might be an idea if you left now, sir. Quite fast. I'm afraid my brother doesn't take kindly to his food being criticised... 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1441 We’re now offering al fresco dining indoors 1.3000 0.06211 90 69 15 6
1442 There are many good choices on the menu, but this one is clearly the pick of the litter. 1.3000 0.06409 90 70 13 7
1443 And a single barrel for the gentleman 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
1444 Yes, the garbage salad is big enough to share. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1445 Monsieur, When you attempted to order using your pathetic french to impress the lady, I assure you this is precisely what you asked for. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1446 Yes, returning indoors is something of a shock, but we are pleased to recreate the outdoor dining experience for you. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
1447 We absolutely value your opinion, Karen. Philippe will be happy to help you put it in the right place. 1.2991 0.05328 117 89 21 7
1448 In honor of it being your 25th anniversary, we have a place for the hopes and dreams of your youth. 1.2991 0.05347 107 80 22 5
1449 Our restaurant has a rigorous recycling policy. 1.2991 0.05180 107 79 24 4
1450 Here comes Maurice now to show you tonight's specials! 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1451 The Dog's Dinner, a shrewd choice. A skillfully tossed melange of underappreciated entrées. And it comes with a complimentary bucket of heeltaps and two straws rinsed in bleach. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1452 It’s our new immediate recycling effort 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1453 Our staff forages for the finest gently-used produce in town. 1.2989 0.06356 87 67 14 6
1454 Our special tonight is what everyone else didn't eat. 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1455 Today's special? Let me check. 1.2989 0.05691 87 64 20 3
1456 would you like me to wrap the leaving, to go, Sir? 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1457 Someone ordered take out? 1.2989 0.06143 87 66 16 5
1458 „Does he still spark joy?“ 1.2989 0.05921 87 65 18 4
1459 Our new menu is ala trash. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1460 I'm sorry to hear that you are not familiar with the freegan movement. We have a selection of high quality pre-used food from the Chelsea district for you. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
1461 It’s an acquired taste. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
1462 How far off the menu are you prepared to go? 1.2985 0.06385 67 49 16 2
1463 I'm sorry you couldn't find anything on the menu you like, but we do have one last option. 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1464 Sorry, all we have is junk food. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1465 Let me explain our tipping policy. 1.2981 0.05091 104 76 25 3
1466 Our complimentary starter is the vegan compost du jour. 1.2981 0.05271 104 77 23 4
1467 Our chef has been talking trash in the kitchen again. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1468 Last nights dinner, with a 24hr fermentation— served table side— it’s on our new zero waste menu 1.2981 0.05778 104 80 17 7
1469 Well here, I’ll just show you. 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
1470 Our specials just came in. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
1471 Manuel has a low opinion of his brother's cooking. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
1472 Would you like to try something else? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
1473 Actually, we do have a couple of dessert options. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1474 For patrons who are feeling particularly adventurous, we offer an “à la can” menu. 1.2976 0.06511 84 65 13 6
1475 "As it happens madame, we do serve 'freedom fries'. 1.2976 0.06055 84 63 17 4
1476 we are an environmentally sustainable operation. 1.2976 0.06287 84 64 15 5
1477 Our new chef is a raccoon. 1.2970 0.05894 101 78 16 7
1478 Sorry, we're short on staff. 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1479 You said an elephant bag, didn´t you? 1.2967 0.06347 91 71 13 7
1480 He declutters for people who talk too much. 1.2967 0.05949 91 69 17 5
1481 But "des ordures de la poubelle" means garbage from the trash can! 1.2967 0.05524 91 67 21 3
1482 , can we interest you in our desert cart, the Waiter is bringing it now?!! 1.2967 0.05298 91 66 23 2
1483 Like I said, we dont have doggy bags but feel free to take whatever you can… 1.2967 0.05741 91 68 19 4
1484 Please accept by apologies. Oscar from Sesame Street does not like to dine alone. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1485 Let’s just move this along, shall we? 1.2963 0.05943 81 60 18 3
1486 And Pierre will show you the dessert cart. 1.2963 0.05622 108 83 18 7
1487 I can assure you, it is hot 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1488 Well, Chef Paul thinks the five-second rule is kind of harsh. 1.2963 0.06677 81 63 12 6
1489 I assure you, it is extremely fresh. 1.2963 0.05305 108 81 22 5
1490 We already hate it. 1.2963 0.06197 81 61 16 4
1491 Please help yourself to the all-you-can-stomach buffet. 1.2963 0.05773 108 84 16 8
1492 Albert I here with today's specials. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1493 And today's special: our fresh trash-can-to-table garbage plate. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1494 This week’s special is the same one we had in March 2020 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1495 Why yes, that was the special yesterday as well. 1.2958 0.06149 71 52 17 2
1496 If the filet is too expensive, may I suggest the Prix Fixe? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
1497 Everything on our menu is seasonal, organic, and locally sourced. 1.2957 0.05089 115 86 24 5
1498 His last job was the signal stealer for the Houston Astros. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
1499 It helps to cover the smell of the durian salad. 1.2955 0.06695 88 70 10 8
1500 Our ingredients are locally sourced 1.2955 0.05399 88 64 22 2
1501 Our busboy is still receiving benefits 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
1502 You have been selected for a dinner jacket upgrade, sir. It’s a two-step process. 1.2955 0.06082 88 67 16 5
1503 No black tie, sir? 1.2955 0.06497 88 69 12 7
1504 ...we regret to inform you that we have run out of plates so we had to be-creative 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1505 We're out of that. But could I interest you in some leftovers? 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1506 Apologies, we are still only offering take out 1.2952 0.05400 105 79 21 5
1507 Yeah, we are a bit short-staffed. How did you know? 1.2952 0.05730 105 81 17 7
1508 We appreciate your feedback. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1509 Here comes your Steak Oscar now. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1510 We’ve had a very minor problem in the kitchen. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
1511 We take great pride in being locally-sourced. 1.2949 0.06854 78 61 11 6
1512 All our compost is table to farm 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1513 The chef has asked for a second chance.. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1514 Sooo... turns out ‘Coq au Bin’ was not a typo. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
1515 See, I told you the food was garbage 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
1516 Ah! It appears a "more suitable" table has opened up. 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
1517 Monsieur, do you recall when you were here last saying that the food was garbage? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1518 Sorry sir, the chef told us you have to finish your meal. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1519 We're out of the soup du jour, but may I suggest the soup du yesterday 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1520 Welcome to the Raccoon Diner, can I take your order? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1521 You found the soup too salty, the salad wilted and the fish too fishy .. the owner would like a word with you. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1522 On our chef’s last day, he’d like to prepare your meal beside the table. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1523 Stimulus special; Hells Kitchen 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1524 I told you 3 times to keep your forks. 1.2941 0.05675 102 78 18 6
1525 This month's menu is a re-cycle" 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1526 Yes, we do have some items not on the menu, but for good reasons. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1527 ... and now, here's Raul to tell you about today's specials. 1.2941 0.05322 102 76 22 4
1528 You may need to use after you see the bill. 1.2941 0.06444 85 66 13 6
1529 Would you like to hear tonight’s specials? 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1530 Um, I don’t know how to say this any other way. You’ve insulted Chef Oscar. 1.2941 0.05501 102 77 20 5
1531 Have you heard about our All-You-Can-Compost Special? 1.2941 0.05384 119 92 19 8
1532 Welcome to Chez Oscar 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1533 If you thought the main course was garbage, you are not going to be pleased with the dessert. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1534 Thank you for taking our political survey first. Your food is on its way. 1.2941 0.06658 85 67 11 7
1535 Tonight's musical performance is STOMP 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1536 Our ala can selection. 1.2936 0.05263 109 82 22 5
1537 Our "garbage salad" includes locally sourced ingredients. 1.2936 0.05099 109 81 24 4
1538 And we'll throw in the kitchen sink. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
1539 May I suggest le plat d'hier? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1540 Please do not be alarmed. The Houston Astros are sitting at the far table. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1541 @newyorkermag - “The manager is a bit of a grouch, but here he comes to hear your feedback.” 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
1542 Would you like to have a look and see which captions were left over? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
1543 You ordered take out right? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1544 Crab meat and asparagus? No no, that’s Steak Oscar. Madame ordered the Oscar Steak. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
1545 The dish has bitter, earthy and briny tones, the bouquet has glimpses of sulfuric fruits, and here we can show that it is freshly made. 1.2929 0.05788 99 76 17 6
1546 Our salad comes from the chef's secret recipe. 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1547 Fresh organic non gmo gluten-free compost from the source is our special 1.2929 0.05964 99 77 15 7
1548 You did ask us to check in the back... 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
1549 Please excuse the odor,sir. The fact that you can smell it means you are safe from the coronavirus! 1.2927 0.06373 82 63 14 5
1550 Ragu? I thought you said raccoon 1.2927 0.05881 82 61 18 3
1551 Everything on our menu comes from within a city block 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1552 Our buffet this evening is organic, locally sourced, and fully biodegradable. 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 11 4
1553 Here is the chief to introduce today’s specials 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
1554 And now for your dinner theater entertainment, our one man presentation of "Stomp." 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1555 Sorry, the violinist is not working tonight, our percussionist will stand-in. 1.2921 0.06231 89 69 14 6
1556 We have specially prepared a new eco-friendly dish using upcycled food scraps and a fascinatingly complex fermentation process. The chef hopes you enjoy. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1557 ''Non, Monsieur, the violinist has taken ill, but luckily Alain here was in the cast of 'Stomp' for many, many successful years.'' 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1558 We respect that you have a discount coupon, that you've come for the Early Bird menu, and each have an AARP card. Now, with those advantages, allow me to present tonight's Over-55 Special. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1559 Don't worry, we're always prepared in the event you don't like your meal. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1560 We only have the extra-large leftover containers. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1561 Today’s special ? Not recommended. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1562 I know you ordered the special but let me show you how it fared with our earlier diners. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1563 I have a nice fortified wine that pairs with the slumgullion. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1564 Our shellfish special was not as fresh as we led you to believe. In about 5 minutes you will need this. 1.2913 0.05627 103 79 18 6
1565 ...and reviews of the food and service will be happily accepted. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
1566 Wow, is the other waiter bringing out the Raccoon Recommended Speciality? 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
1567 Actually, it is urban garden to table. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1568 My apologies for the short notice, but the pandemic has affected our supply chain. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1569 For our middle class diners, we offer the city’s finest trickle down menu. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1570 The special is just something the chef threw together. 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1571 Catch of the Day is locally sourced opossum, in an aromatic lemon-tobacco marinade” 1.2907 0.06378 86 67 13 6
1572 Care to hear what the soup of the day is? 1.2907 0.05933 86 65 17 4
1573 Ratatouille?.. 1.2907 0.06159 86 66 15 5
1574 Our restaurant's motto is 'Death is coming, eat trash, be free!' 1.2907 0.06589 86 68 11 7
1575 We're a little short-staffed. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
1576 All of our ingredients are locally sourced from out back. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1577 Although we strongly disagreed with the review; the decision of the health board was another matter 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
1578 No rush. May I clear the table? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1579 You’re right, I did ask for something quick and easy to prepare. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1580 This is for your masks. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1581 Funny you should ask about tonight's special. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1582 You won’t be needing utensils. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
1583 I'm sorry, we're out of plastic bags for your leftovers. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
1584 For this night's entertainment. Chef Burns presents a musical highlight from Stomp. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1585 From the Marcel Duchamp collection 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
1586 I’m quite sure you’ll be disgusted to learn we now offer first world diners a rest-of-the-world dining experience. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
1587 Our wine pairings are straight from the barrel. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
1588 Sorry - it is hard to break our dining outside habits. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1589 We don't typically do doggie bags." 1.2900 0.05374 100 75 21 4
1590 It has been difficult finding help these days. 1.2900 0.05738 100 77 17 6
1591 Your Mother is right, Sir. You can have dessert when you have finished all your vegetables. 1.2900 0.05559 100 76 19 5
1592 I heard that you were interested in yesterday’s special. 1.2897 0.05313 107 81 21 5
1593 Sorry no trash talking allowed. Time to go. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1594 To be fair, I did warn you that our "offal" would be awful. 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1595 Can I interest you folks in Yesterday's Special? 1.2892 0.05563 83 61 20 2
1596 Youse sure youse don' wanna bump up dat tip a little? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1597 Farm to table is so passé. It’s all about trash to table now. 1.2892 0.06306 83 64 14 5
1598 Can I interest you in last week's specials? 1.2892 0.05821 83 62 18 3
1599 You said you wanted your order tableside 1.2892 0.06068 83 63 16 4
1600 We are definitely into recycling. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1601 The chef has prepared your entree as you asked. He has also added a few creative touches of his own. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
1602 Frankly, our special ain’t so special. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
1603 At Frazelli’s we’re committed to cutting out the middle man. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1604 Your friend Oscar has just arrived 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1605 Tonight's special was locally foraged from right here in Manhattan 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
1606 Yes ,we aggressively recycle 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
1607 But you said you wanted to watch your waste… 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
1608 I apologize, we do have the fresh oysters. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1609 Actually, our menu takes farm-to-plate one step further. 1.2887 0.05855 97 75 16 6
1610 So you said our food was garbage on Yelp? We’ll show you garbage! 1.2887 0.06035 97 76 14 7
1611 Unfortunately the kitchen is closed but as part of our zero-waste policy, dumpster diving is still available. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1612 I’m afraid once the kitchen closes, your options are limited. 1.2887 0.06211 97 77 12 8
1613 Let me tell you a little about our new sustainability program. 1.2887 0.05475 97 73 20 4
1614 Sorry we don’t have any specials today but you are welcome to yesterday’s. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
1615 Just a precaution, considering the rest room is down two flights at the end of the hall. 1.2885 0.05744 104 81 16 7
1616 Let's just cut out the middleman. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1617 Our menu is made with 100% recycled material. Luigi is gonna bring you some tasters. 1.2885 0.05053 104 77 24 3
1618 We're trying to recreate that outdoor dining ambiance folks became so accustomed to. 1.2877 0.05680 73 53 19 1
1619 Our philosophy is farm to trashcan to table. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1620 For the first course, we have a select mix of organic vegetable cuttings served over a bed of tender meat trimmings. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1621 We're a farm-to-table-to-trash establishment. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
1622 Welcome to Fawlty Towers. You may remember Manuel. 1.2875 0.06462 80 62 13 5
1623 And while we prepare your dinner, please enjoy our one-man unemployed actor's rendition of "Stomp." 1.2875 0.06702 80 63 11 6
1624 Who ordered theirs to go? 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1625 Yesterday's 'Specials' were not. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
1626 Gerald always had a sixth sense about the clam chowder 1.2875 0.06212 80 61 15 4
1627 We really liked your dog's suggestion. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
1628 So a French restaurant with a name like La Poubelle just had to be amazing…. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
1629 We take our garbage plates seriously. 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1630 To be fair, sir, it does say ‘Catch of the Day.’ 1.2874 0.05874 87 66 17 4
1631 So, Luigi says, you need an accurate baseline to validate your critique. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1632 Our Special tonight is a barrel of fun. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1633 I've asked Quentin to tell you about tonight's special. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
1634 This is just a bit too hipster for me Mary 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1635 Welcome to Chez Better Restaurant Next Door. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
1636 And now, for your dining pleasure, the chef's choice. 1.2871 0.04943 101 74 25 2
1637 Will you be having the kale? 1.2871 0.05688 101 78 17 6
1638 I'm sorry we're out of road kill. 1.2871 0.06026 101 80 13 8
1639 For your convenience and safety, we are now offering an at-table restroom experience. 1.2871 0.05511 101 77 19 5
1640 Yes, we are able to accommodate a fregan diet. 1.2870 0.04904 115 86 25 4
1641 Here comes your server to prepare your bottomless guacamole. 1.2857 0.06239 84 65 14 5
1642 Thank you for ordering this evening's surprise special. Allow me to say, you will truly be surprised." 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
1643 We specialize in conservationist cuisine. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1644 I'm sorry, we are still doing take-out only service. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1645 I'm afraid the reviews you mentioned are actually true. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1646 We've run out of everything on the menu, but we've got some leftovers. 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
1647 First there was molecular gastronomy then there was farm to table. Our motto is 'waste not want not'. 1.2857 0.07307 63 49 10 4
1648 And, voila, madame's garbage salad with sweet Italian vinaigrette. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1649 For Astros fans, we like to start with a musical selection. Andre? 1.2857 0.05618 98 75 18 5
1650 I'm afraid your comfort cockroach is going to have to dine outside. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
1651 I'm sorry. The kitchen is closed but we have leftovers. 1.2857 0.05427 98 74 20 4
1652 I am afraid we are out of fresh lobster, how do you feel about raccoon à la can? 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
1653 Sure, it’s almost closing time, but that doesn’t mean we don’t have options to show you. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1654 Tonight we have a very special Grouch a la Oscar. 1.2857 0.06465 84 66 12 6
1655 Oh so sorry, the little shame we had left is gone. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1656 We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone for any reason. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1657 You get first pick from our selection of back alley specials. 1.2857 0.06005 84 64 16 4
1658 Welcome to your alternative dining experience. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
1659 All of our ingredients are 100% sustainably sourced. 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1660 The bin-there eaten that restaurant! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
1661 I wouldn’t order the chefs special tonight, he has been a little off lately 1.2857 0.05191 105 79 22 4
1662 We’re so sorry your meal was not to your liking. Guido here will take care of you. 1.2857 0.05240 84 61 22 1
1663 rest assured. We WILL recover your retainer, sir 1.2857 0.06091 77 58 16 3
1664 Nobody has asked for the Fish of Yesterday before. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
1665 You want fries with that? 1.2844 0.05064 109 82 23 4
1666 We can assure you our insect appetizers are as fresh as can be. 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
1667 He carries a trashcan so folks can tell us apart. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1668 Can I interest you in the Special of the Day? 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1669 Our specialty of the house tonight comes highly recommended. Arturo has the empty garbage can to show you that none of it has gone to waste by our diners. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1670 l' ordures in, l' ordures out. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
1671 Have either of you dined with us before? 1.2842 0.05923 95 74 15 6
1672 On our menu tonight is trash can turkey sans turkey. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
1673 Our specials are locally sourced. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1674 Here are our selections from the sustainable menu. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1675 Don't take it personally. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
1676 don't worry. we recycle. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
1677 The chef has left for the evening, perhaps you would be interested in leftovers? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
1678 Chef highly recommends the All-You -Can-Eat special. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1679 and for your amuse, we will serve a taste of the local alley offerings 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1680 We have a different take on organic farm to table 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
1681 Don't worry, the Astros are in town and it's how they order. 1.2840 0.06145 81 62 15 4
1682 There's a lot more flies where that one came from. 1.2840 0.05339 81 59 21 1
1683 You asked for a To-Go? 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1684 Our "Floor to Table" cuisine has arrived. The chef recommends the protein-rich insects. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1685 You are in for a treat. Today's charcuterie is quite fresh 1.2840 0.06628 81 64 11 6
1686 Next, the chef’s most ambitious and bonkers creation to date. 1.2840 0.05620 81 60 19 2
1687 Here’s Edgar with tonight’s Chefs special. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1688 my apologies, i thought you asked for LAST night’s specials. 1.2840 0.05889 81 61 17 3
1689 We do offer curbside, yes. 1.2840 0.06391 81 63 13 5
1690 Our special today is the day-old platter. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
1691 Welcome to Cracker Barrel. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1692 Your Chef's Surprise 1.2838 0.07075 74 59 9 6
1693 My apologies that we no longer have outdoor dining, but perhaps this will make you a little more comfortable. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
1694 My apologies, we were unable to locate your wife's retainer. 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
1695 I repeat, "Organic sustainable natural resourced Chef's Surprise" is not my recommendation. 1.2830 0.04787 106 78 26 2
1696 We call this cuisine alley to table”. 1.2830 0.05149 106 80 22 4
1697 You asked for takeout? 1.2828 0.05380 99 75 20 4
1698 You said you were interested in the local forage menu… 1.2828 0.04982 99 73 24 2
1699 We are what you call a sustainable restaurant 1.2828 0.06265 99 80 10 9
1700 Why yes of course it is made in-house! 1.2828 0.05185 99 74 22 3
1701 Yes Sir, of course, we serve well done meat 1.2828 0.05927 99 78 14 7
1702 Our special tonite was the special last nite at the better restaurant next door. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
1703 we didn’t order THAT much! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1704 Here at the Roadkill Restaurant we don't exactly have a printed menu. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
1705 Our sushi sometimes comes with a few side effects. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
1706 Same thing you had last night 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
1707 Tonight our menu offers a recycled selection. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1708 We just sold out of our dinner special,but if you want to wait a few minutes we’ll be adding a new one shortly. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1709 Can I start you out with something from our junk food menu? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
1710 And for your dining entertainment, The Best of Stomp. 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
1711 The Yelp reviews were accurate. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
1712 Apologies for the delay. Our chef needs to use the can. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1713 The homemade grappa has a real New York City twang. 1.2821 0.06294 78 60 14 4
1714 Could I offer you a gut wrenching performance by our Stomp player to ease your hunger? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
1715 As a zero waste restaurant, we will need you to finish the vegetables you left on your plate earlier this evening. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1716 It may seem minor to you, but we take gum chewing very seriously at Maître Jacques. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1717 I am sorry, sir. The second card was also declined. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1718 Just wait until you see our cheese cart! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
1719 For the shells, Monsieur. The mussels entree is...generously portioned. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
1720 Our Sommelier, Tony will now show you how the wine is made. 1.2816 0.05758 103 81 15 7
1721 My shift is ending. Jerome,here will be cleaning up after you. 1.2816 0.05239 103 78 21 4
1722 And here comes Ralph with our Sustainable Sunday Special 1.2816 0.05054 103 77 23 3
1723 We're facing some post-pandemic supply chain challenges, but we are able to offer a reopening smorgasbord special. 1.2812 0.05278 96 72 21 3
1724 Monsieur and Madame, we hope you enjoy tonight’s special: garbage in, garbage out. 1.2812 0.05678 96 74 17 5
1725 To encourage healthy eating, we made a slight modification to our dessert cart. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1726 Would you care to take a look at our dessert can? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1727 Tonight is "Donate your dinner" night 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1728 We recommend the Chef's surprise tonight. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
1729 Tomayto, tomahto, compote, compost. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
1730 Would you care to look over our dessert offerings? 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1731 As their server approached with their entree, Sharon realized with horror that she had again fallen for three raccoons in a human suit. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
1732 We’re keeping costs low to make up for lockdown. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
1733 Our house band couldn't make it. 1.2805 0.06322 82 64 13 5
1734 Sorry sir. We were requested to destroy all your rejected credit cards. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1735 O.K. Spit it out ! 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1736 Chef's mood yielded only ratatouille grande. 1.2805 0.05285 82 60 21 1
1737 ...and tonight's special is our Dumpster Diver Scallops. 1.2805 0.06556 82 65 11 6
1738 We have a special place for your cellular phones while dining. 1.2805 0.06079 82 63 15 4
1739 Your tasting menu begins with the soup du jour 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1740 Can we interest you in our potluck? 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
1741 Yes, we do have one item on the menu under $100. 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1742 Apologies, but did you order l'ordures or hors d'oeuvres? 1.2800 0.06169 75 57 15 3
1743 Today, our special is a delightful medley of vintage tastes 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
1744 Oscar the Grouch will tell you about the specials. 1.2800 0.05874 100 79 14 7
1745 Because sir, according to your last Yelp review, this is what our food tastes like. 1.2800 0.06728 75 59 11 5
1746 No, sir, this is "literally trash." 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
1747 ... but it's all-you-can-eat. 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1748 Our special for tonight is left-overs 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
1749 The Garbage Salad will be right out. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
1750 The food here is offal. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
1751 This isn't Rochester, Sir; In Syracuse guests get both the plate, and the can. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1752 you may want to consider last night's special. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1753 Henri , my associate, will show you the Catch of the Day. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
1754 No trash talking. We have distinguished guests. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
1755 Due to environmental concerns, we don’t do Doggie Bags any more… 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1756 Yes Sir, of course we take complains from our customers. Roger's bringing our complaint box 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
1757 He’s a waiter apprentice. This is hell week. 1.2787 0.07064 61 47 11 3
1758 Can to table 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1759 We’re known for our junk food. 1.2785 0.06224 79 61 14 4
1760 Ahh...I too have known 'amore'. I'm secretly involved wis' zee other waiter's wife. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1761 Why are you trash talking my waiter? 1.2784 0.05231 97 73 21 3
1762 We only serve French food here, but if you prefer an Italian dish, we do have an arrangement with Luigi's next door. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1763 And all of our specials are locally sourced. 1.2784 0.05997 97 77 13 7
1764 Henri is covering garbage and dessert tonight. 1.2784 0.05627 97 75 17 5
1765 Your social media accounts have informed us that this table isn't to your liking, so we've found more appropriate accommodations." 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1766 The Houston Astros eat here whenever they’re in town. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1767 Would you care for something from our 'A La Can' menu? 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1768 It's part of your meal plan 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
1769 Who ordered steamed artichokes, corn on the cob and whole crab? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1770 All of our meals come with extravagant presentation. 1.2778 0.06626 72 56 12 4
1771 That was yesterday's special . . . but, yes, I am sure we can accommodate you. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
1772 Welcome! Is this your first time dining green? 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1773 My intern will show you what our flies seem to like. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1774 We ran out of doggie bags, we just ask that you return the container. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
1775 You must have reservations. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
1776 I hope you are alleyvores. 1.2778 0.06324 72 55 14 3
1777 Enjoy your takeaway!🐒 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
1778 Here’s a trashcan for throwing the plastic from your grilled fish. 1.2778 0.06007 72 54 16 2
1779 We believe in zero waste. 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1780 Hope you enjoy our new urban foraging menu 1.2772 0.05288 101 77 20 4
1781 And, we have a small plate version of dumpster diving. 1.2772 0.05472 101 78 18 5
1782 We prefer the term ‘upcycled.’ 1.2772 0.04899 101 75 24 2
1783 Now we’re offering the full outdoor dining experience inside the restaurant 1.2772 0.05650 101 79 16 6
1784 I encourage you to try this evening's special as it will be a creation from the chef himself who will be retiring after tonight. 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1785 The chef has insisted you finish your dinner before you can order desert. 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1786 You've used the word "umami" three times since you arrived - get in. 1.2771 0.06708 83 67 9 7
1787 Since you said the appetizer tasted "worse than garbage"... 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
1788 Good Evening. May I recommend the “Late Bird Special” for you? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
1789 Chef Pierre regrets to inform you the salmon mousse was actually the kitchen cats breakfast 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1790 If you're interested in greens, may I suggest the Oscar special? 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
1791 Chef hates it if you don't clean your plate. 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1792 Our violinist called in sick but our sous chef studied with John Cage... 1.2769 0.07108 65 51 10 4
1793 The chef's special tonight is called Another Man's Treasure... 1.2769 0.06395 65 49 14 2
1794 No, you can finish what you ordered last time you were here. 1.2766 0.05936 94 74 14 6
1795 Here come the specials for the evening. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
1796 Our finest wines at your disposal. 1.2766 0.05538 94 72 18 4
1797 Take that back; we do have something left in the kitchen, 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1798 Tonight's appetizer is locally sourced and ready to serve. 1.2766 0.05327 94 71 20 3
1799 Someone asked us to bring you our dessert with a few modifications. 1.2766 0.06126 94 75 12 7
1800 Yes, there's an amuse bouche. Why do you ask? 1.2763 0.05803 76 57 17 2
1801 May I suggest our barrel-aged Bordeaux 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1802 If you don't care for today's specials, I can show you yesterday's. 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1803 Today's special is "a la carte" 1.2763 0.06098 76 58 15 3
1804 Please leave your yelp reviews here 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
1805 Shall we go through the Composite Specials?!! 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1806 The chef is busy working on the Taste of New Jersey menu. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1807 If you weren’t done eating, then why did you stop? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1808 Sorry for the wait, folks. Our food supplier is on his way out. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
1809 Tonight’s special is yesterday’s trash. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
1810 Might I recommend tonight’s special, raccoon parmesan. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
1811 Please share your complaints with our complaints department 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
1812 We became a freegan establishment right around the time our suppliers cut off our credit. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1813 Sir, was that "Tossed Salad" or "Toss Sally?" 1.2755 0.05385 98 75 19 4
1814 The kale salad comes with special table side service. 1.2755 0.05762 98 77 15 6
1815 He insists that you said des oudures and not the hors d'oeuvres. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1816 If you are wondering whether we can accommodate menu alterations, rest assured that we can. 1.2755 0.05186 98 74 21 3
1817 I'll show you where you can put that Yelp review. 1.2755 0.06286 98 80 9 9
1818 Next we have a very special barrel-aged reserve... 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
1819 This is on brand for 2021. 1.2755 0.04979 98 73 23 2
1820 The sommelier's out sick so Ralph will be stomping your wine. 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
1821 We believe that clean eating is a passing fad. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
1822 My partner is simply expressing his appreciation for that generous tip you have left on the table. 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
1823 Truly sir, we did not find your retainer. 1.2754 0.05797 69 51 17 1
1824 Our comfort food and your comfort zone may differ depending on your upbringing. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1825 Your dinner tonight was locally sourced within 10 miles. 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1826 Why yes, we do have a doggy bag. And the trash can you’ll throw it in tomorrow. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1827 Well, you *did* order our special, the "chef's surprise". 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1828 Vomiting could occur. Results may vary. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1829 They cut the hours on some staff. 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1830 Enough trash talk, you two. 1.2750 0.06408 80 63 12 5
1831 And, please allow me to offer you a complimentary binning, Sir, for your generous 4% tip. 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
1832 Will that be sparkling, still or stank? 1.2750 0.06156 80 62 14 4
1833 Today’s special is brought to you by Sesame Street 1.2750 0.06650 80 64 10 6
1834 Here you are, sir. Your raw oysters should be out momentarily. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1835 Our specialty is awful, not offal. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
1836 We're all out of doggy bags. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
1837 This is our new version of “Pot Luck!” 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
1838 For this course the chef has decided there is nothing more perfect than a partially composted carrot 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1839 Sir, Madam, let me introduce tonight’s entertainment 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
1840 The reviews said our food is garbage but marketing made it our selling point 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
1841 May I suggest recyclables for two? 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1842 Excuse me, but we're going to have to ask you to tone down your trash talk. 1.2745 0.05771 102 81 14 7
1843 Chef’s choice. 1.2745 0.05937 102 82 12 8
1844 Your Mar-A-Lago Special will be right out. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1845 We know you're the ones who left the one-star review. 1.2742 0.06573 62 47 13 2
1846 Help Wanted! Please. 1.2742 0.06157 62 46 15 1
1847 Keep in mind, the next dish is highly conceptual... 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1848 This isn't really a restaurant, and we're not waiters. 1.2740 0.06248 73 56 14 3
1849 I’m so sorry we don’t have our violinist for your anniversary dinner, but we do have a former member of Stomp on staff” 1.2740 0.05606 73 54 18 1
1850 We oppose lobster cruelty, but you can choose your own salad greens. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1851 We knowyou are hard to please, so we just cut out the middle man. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1852 You simply must try our home-made specially aged bouillabaisse 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1853 Regrettably, we recently lost our Michelin rating... 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1854 After all,monsieur,you did order the leftover special du jour. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1855 To take advantage of our full refund policy, you will be required to identify the fly. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1856 ... And to maximize your dining experience, we suggest hier's poisson réfusé à la can. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
1857 I'm sorry, sir, but Remy is off today. But we do have a selection of Ratatouille prepared by his enthusiastic friends 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
1858 The special today is a piquant melange of stuff 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1859 Those are the specials and our Garde Manger has some recommendations from the buffet. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1860 Garbage in, garbage out. What would you like first? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1861 He's the "garbage in" waiter. "Garbage out" will come later. 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1862 We're a compost to table restaurant. 1.2737 0.05062 95 71 22 2
1863 Did you see a green creature pass through here? 1.2737 0.05487 95 73 18 4
1864 You were expecting a bread basket? 1.2737 0.05687 95 74 16 5
1865 We're a 'farm to trash' restaurant. 1.2736 0.04931 106 80 23 3
1866 Your children called ahead and said you two would also be having the "Leftovers Special". 1.2736 0.05451 106 83 17 6
1867 We do hope you accept our apology but we have been having issues with our supply chain. 1.2736 0.05110 106 81 21 4
1868 Welcome to our Forage Festival, all foods are locally sourced. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1869 Here is Henre with our special “Tossed Salad” to start. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
1870 I truly hope you enjoy your garbage pizza this evening. 1.2727 0.06228 99 81 9 9
1871 Jim was in the musical Stomp, back in the day. Just humor him for a few minutes. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1872 So sorry you felt Paul’s service wasn’t up to par. Please select a complimentary dessert from our dessert tray. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
1873 We're out of escargot, but may we suggest a fresh batch of ripe cicada. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
1874 The amuse bouche this evening is swill. 1.2727 0.06029 77 59 15 3
1875 Who ordered the spazzatura? 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1876 Our busboy may be a bit opinionated. 1.2727 0.06572 77 61 11 5
1877 I assure you, Mr. and Mrs. Grouch, Oscar is not here. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
1878 Andre thanks you in advance for your usual tip. 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1879 We overheard you say “this food is garbage” during your main course, so we wanted to put it to a taste test 1.2727 0.06827 77 62 9 6
1880 Sorry. How about checking the left-overs? 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1881 I hope you enjoy your dumpster dining experience 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
1882 Our staff tells me that you are anti-vaxxers….please dispose of yourself 1.2727 0.06306 77 60 13 4
1883 Ohhh, folks, we have such a post-pandemic treat for you tonight! 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
1884 Welcome to the food waste challenge. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
1885 Normally you’d have am the option to either throw it away here or discard it in the trash at home, but we’ve run out of to-go boxes. 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
1886 Oh it’s not trash it’s just my life 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
1887 Our special tonight is locally sourced. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
1888 Don’t mind Oscar 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1889 Here's what City Harvest didn't take. 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1890 Gordon Ramsay just left. 1.2717 0.05804 92 72 15 5
1891 Our chef is a bit of grouch. 1.2717 0.05377 92 70 19 3
1892 Shall we start with an appetizer tonight? 1.2717 0.05595 92 71 17 4
1893 To minimize plastic use, your wasted leftovers can be trashed directly at your table. 1.2717 0.05150 92 69 21 2
1894 You might want to change your order. 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
1895 Please save your scraps for the chef’s dog 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
1896 The soup? Frankly, it’s garbage. 1.2716 0.06337 81 64 12 5
1897 The ‘fête du raton laveur’ is for two, madame. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1898 Sorry, that you didn’t like our grilled cicada! 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1899 Today’s special comes straight off of Sesame Street… 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
1900 We are renowned for our less than traditional approach to meal preparation. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1901 To help save the planet everything on the menu is recycled. 1.2714 0.06078 70 53 15 2
1902 Our chef has responded to your requests for substitutions. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1903 And for any leftovers we offer onsite composting. 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
1904 Until we re-hire, we have to multi-task. 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
1905 Enjoy your meal. Your server tonight will be Oscar. 1.2714 0.07315 70 57 7 6
1906 The menu IS farm-to-table, we just didn't specify which part of the farm. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1907 No, no, no. That wasn’t day-old cheese. Camembert is a Parisian delicacy. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1908 We are a nose to pail establishment. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1909 I believe the al fresco flambe is ready. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1910 Tonight’s special is from the archives of our round file. 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1911 Can I interest you in our racoons experience? 1.2708 0.05635 96 75 16 5
1912 The dish of the day is so yesterday. 1.2708 0.05826 96 76 14 6
1913 Excellent choice. That's two chef's surprises. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1914 Did you ask for the tourist menu? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1915 We are decreasing our carbon footprint. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
1916 Yes, we'll make it just like your marriage. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
1917 We have a new philosophy: Reduce, Reuse, Re-serve. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1918 We can see where this date is going. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
1919 The Kitchen is closed, but have what you want out of here. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
1920 The first course is NOT recommended 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1921 Let’s skip the intermediate steps. 1.2703 0.06747 74 59 10 5
1922 My greatest apologies. Igor is not scheduled to collect the bodies until we are closed for the evening. 1.2703 0.06467 74 58 12 4
1923 And now Walter will present our special du jour. 1.2703 0.06174 74 57 14 3
1924 The special is a little something the chef threw together. 1.2700 0.06006 100 81 11 8
1925 We’re really doing out best to combat food waste 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
1926 Trash can turkey is the rage in Texas. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1927 If you don't like your food we prefer that you simply toss it into the can because our chef becomes knife-happy when he gets a bad review. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
1928 Can we start you off with an appetizer? 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1929 Yes, you can order off the menu. 1.2697 0.05243 89 67 20 2
1930 Our new sommelier, Oscar, will talk you through the options. Grouchily. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1931 Giù must have offended Guido. Guido never forgets. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1932 You can make your selection from our cart. 1.2697 0.05929 89 70 14 5
1933 If it smells like a dead fish in a garbage can, that's because it IS a dead fish in a garbage can. We gave it a fancy French name and you ordered it. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
1934 I would skip the special today… it’s absolute garbage. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
1935 Our Chef’s special tonight is chicken sautéed in an earthy mushroom sauce with an essence of galvanized tin. 1.2692 0.05676 78 59 17 2
1936 You were asking if we follow city recycling guidelines? 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
1937 ... and here's Andre with a selection of our "street cuisine" offerings. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1938 In the spirit of sustainability we source all our food from our own back alley. 1.2692 0.06748 78 63 9 6
1939 We have a great canburnet for you this evening. 1.2692 0.06235 78 61 13 4
1940 We offer composting your left overs for a small fee. 1.2692 0.05374 78 58 19 1
1941 Terribly sorry but we are fresh out of the broiled grouch in yellow bird sauce. 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1942 Today we're featuring our unfinished dinner sampler. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
1943 And here is Pierre with today's specials. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
1944 You asked to see the chef’s specials? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1945 Would you care to see our takeout specials? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1946 Do you like leftovers? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1947 You say you wrapped your false teeth in a napkin and the waiter cleared the table? So sorry, he did not find them in the trash, feel free to look for yourself. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1948 Would you like to hear about tonight’s specials? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1949 ...and which one of you ordered la grande poubelle? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
1950 Here is what we have left ! 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
1951 It’s locally sourced and zero waste. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
1952 So which one is getting dumped tonight? 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
1953 It’s our way of identifying with the marginalized. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1954 The Chef’s Special. Well, the rats think he is. 1.2680 0.05584 97 76 16 5
1955 yes, indeed, you CAN get that wine by the barrel” 1.2680 0.05956 97 78 12 7
1956 Some restaurants tell you where your food comes from, we show you where it is going. 1.2680 0.04973 97 73 22 2
1957 would you point it out please. luis was not awre you wanted a doggy bag 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1958 Our featured seafood is Chilean Sea Bass in the Chief’s special marinade. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1959 I can explain. The restaurant critic just left. 1.2676 0.06937 71 57 9 5
1960 Your ride is here. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
1961 Yes, we do have a few servings of last week's special available. 1.2676 0.06004 71 54 15 2
1962 We are out of the Chateau Margaux, Sir, but we have some bin ends that might interest you. 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1963 This place is a dump 1.2676 0.06330 71 55 13 3
1964 Would you like to hear yesterday's specials? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1965 We checked your credit score, here is your dinner. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1966 We've brought the sidewalk dining experience inside. 1.2674 0.06060 86 68 13 5
1967 Would you like to start with leftovers? 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1968 Oh, that’s the Garbage Salad …tossed at your table… 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1969 Well, sir, I did mention that the dish that you ordered is often a little hard to keep down. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1970 I highly recommend the steak Oscar. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
1971 The kitchen is closed now, but please try our hors d'oeuvre. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1972 I’m afraid Remy’s brother Emile is filling in as head chef tonight. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
1973 Would you care to see our Monday selection? 1.2673 0.05783 101 81 13 7
1974 We're a bit shorthanded, so today's special is a 10 percent discount if you bus your own table. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1975 Just in case it doesn't go well... 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1976 This evening's special Étouffée 1.2667 0.05870 90 71 14 5
1977 As we speak, Henri takes out the trash. The French way! With the lid off! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1978 To help you choose we let you see what others have discarded. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1979 Sir, your editorial said 46% of food is wasted so we're offering an added option to the menu." 1.2667 0.06667 75 60 10 5
1980 I'm afraid we're out of patience. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1981 I regret to inform you that we are still only doing takeout. 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
1982 Emile may have misunderstood your order, Monsieur. 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1983 It’s our farm-to-table-to-rubbish special. 1.2667 0.05799 75 57 16 2
1984 Please excuse my brother. He misheard your dumpling order. 1.2667 0.05653 90 70 16 4
1985 Congratulations! You're the first couple to sample this week's special dessert -- apple dump cake. 1.2667 0.05428 90 69 18 3
1986 Here nothing is thrown away… we used everything… I’ll show you 1.2667 0.05480 75 56 18 1
1987 And for your entertainment tonight, we have 'Steve' the last surviving member of STOMP! 1.2667 0.06391 75 59 12 4
1988 Before I mention our special of the day, give us a drumroll Hans! 1.2667 0.07466 60 48 8 4
1989 Why yes, you can have ALL our leftovers 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1990 I don't recommend anything on the menu. It all tastes like trash.. 1.2660 0.04582 94 69 25 0
1991 The kitchen couldn’t help but notice you both ordered the Chef’s Surprise. “ 1.2660 0.05490 94 73 17 4
1992 We appreciate your trenchant comments. The chef created a special dinner for you tonight, as his own little thank-you. 1.2660 0.05056 94 71 21 2
1993 Your waiter will bring it right out. 1.2660 0.05278 94 72 19 3
1994 . Tonight’s specials are ala cán 1.2660 0.05695 94 74 15 5
1995 I'm sorry, folks. Takeout bags are no longer available. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1996 Our sommelier Oscar would be happy to make a recommendation. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
1997 We decided to downsize our staff, so would you mind clearing your own plates? 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
1998 The chef says he has a few things left that are off menu. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
1999 Unfortunately, this week's Saturday Special is also last week's Saturday Special 1.2658 0.06423 79 63 11 5
2000 No, your bridge was not found on any of your plates. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2001 We also offer options for patrons who miss the outdoor dining experience. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2002 From trash to table. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
2003 Yeah, honestly it’s more of a texture thing for me. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2004 Be aware that there may be a few tiny bones in the salmon. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2005 Please excuse Luigi. He's clairvoyant. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2006 What kind of dressing would you like on your salad? 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2007 Today's special is recycled leftovers. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2008 We are out of the plat du jour but may I interest you in the plat d'hier? 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2009 Compliments of the chef and his nervous breakdown. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2010 You can throw your mask away here… 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2011 ‘Our guest chef this month, Oscar the Grouch’ 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2012 We advise that you hold any 'compliments to the chef' until after the meal. 1.2647 0.05783 68 51 16 1
2013 The soupe d’hier is an excellent choice. 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2014 And now - Oscar will perform a theatrical reading of tonight's specials, "Sesame Street-style." 1.2647 0.06827 68 54 10 4
2015 We have not gotten particularly good reviews of our menu specials. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2016 Who ordered the soup of the day? 1.2644 0.05288 87 66 19 2
2017 Last chance. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2018 We offer a fresh mélange of organic, probiotic, and locally grown items. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2019 '...and if you don't like the meal you can throw it out" 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2020 Sir, we’ve received complaints about your attire. 1.2644 0.06428 87 71 9 7
2021 I am afraid this is a restaurant where you cook your own food at the table. Simon will be firing up the can for you momentarily. Bon appetit! 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2022 We do appreciate your patronage especially since our ratings have been inexplicably dropping. 1.2644 0.05998 87 69 13 5
2023 Our first course comes from an upper income neighborhood. 1.2639 0.06850 72 58 9 5
2024 Our reviews have been dropping lately. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2025 Is there a cover charge? 1.2639 0.06558 72 57 11 4
2026 Would you care to look at last week's dessert tray? 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2027 In lieu of a fixed gratuity, feel free to fill up our tip jar. 1.2639 0.07130 72 59 7 6
2028 Sir we re very serious about recycling 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
2029 Of course, we use only zero-miles products. 1.2639 0.06253 72 56 13 3
2030 Can I interest you in our 3 day old red snapper? 1.2637 0.05376 91 70 18 3
2031 I would suggest a white wine! 1.2637 0.05144 91 69 20 2
2032 Giles will now perform the menu for you and tonight, it will be in the style of ‘Stomp’. 1.2637 0.05599 91 71 16 4
2033 Might I suggest our special for today? 1.2632 0.05011 95 72 21 2
2034 Sorry, with the labor shortage we've been hiring anyone we can and the new busboy hasn't quite gotten the hang of it yet. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2035 Perhaps you would care to see what the chef did with the last patron who ordered a Sauvignon Blanc with pork chops? 1.2632 0.06588 76 61 10 5
2036 The Corona special no smell no taste 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
2037 Don't reject it until you try it. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2038 Oh, he's just getting ready for when you send your food back. 1.2632 0.06316 76 60 12 4
2039 Our new busboy is still in training. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2040 Please forgive him. He hasn't adjusted to the promotion yet. 1.2632 0.06025 95 77 11 7
2041 This is our new recycling menu 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2042 The food may taste bad but the decor is spectacular 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2043 The kitchen closes at 11:30pm” “oh I guess we still have 3 more minutes to order, right? 1.2632 0.05641 95 75 15 5
2044 Welcome to the White House Café, where it's always our pleasure to feed you garbage. 1.2632 0.05837 95 76 13 6
2045 We serve pick your own microbe on the menu 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2046 So I see you ordered a well-done steak. 1.2627 0.05025 118 93 19 6
2047 Welcome to your urban foraging dine-in experience. 1.2626 0.05483 99 78 16 5
2048 I'm sorry but our chef just quit. 1.2626 0.04887 99 75 22 2
2049 It’s a slightly more progressive vegan menu. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2050 I'm sorry, but I'm afraid we have to throw you out. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2051 Ah, here comes the dessert cart now” 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2052 Sorry, but without a reservation, you have to order from our limited menu. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2053 Our desert special tonight is composted compote. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2054 Rubbish sir? You say it was rubbish? Shall I call the manager? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2055 I was always considered the lucky twin. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2056 And now we present tonight’s locally sourced, sustainable entrée option 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2057 —and now, Andre will prepare your special marshmallow flambé 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2058 Complimentary with your wafer thin mint, monsieur” 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2059 I am terribly sorry the dinner was not to your liking, sir, we of course will fully refund you as soon as you return the goods 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2060 The chef insists you will love his cicada frittata, but we want to be ready just in case. 1.2623 0.06571 61 47 12 2
2061 Yeah, we’re actually twins.” 1.2623 0.07718 61 50 6 5
2062 Detriments of the Chef. 1.2621 0.05337 103 81 17 5
2063 Our special of the day is Steak Oscar. It's not what you think. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2064 Our Garbage Plate is more than a mere name on a menu." 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2065 'No one asks what he recommends anymore.' 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2066 We've decided to use disposable ceramic plates to save the trees and the oceans. After you finish your meal, just toss your dish into the barrel, and you've done your part 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2067 I could say "Don't judge a book by its cover." but I won't. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2068 It’s pronounced garbahge madam 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2069 - Sir, I am so proud to show you our exclusive non-tip members reward program. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2070 Honey, when I asked you to take me out I didn't mean literally 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2071 No sir, I am not sure why we've received a C rating. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2072 Robert now will take requests for your dinner music solos. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2073 We want to show you today's special. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2074 Tonight we’d like to introduce you to some unique street cuisine. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2075 I'm sure Ernie can help you find something within your budget, sir. Congratulations on the book! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
2076 We’re gonna need you to bus your own table. 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2077 It seems your card was declined... 1.2614 0.05236 88 67 19 2
2078 It’s for people who are not vaccinated. 1.2614 0.05937 88 70 13 5
2079 Here's your bucket, Mr. Creosote. Now, may I interest you in our entire menu? 1.2614 0.05713 88 69 15 4
2080 The chef appreciates your appetite for stinky cheeses and would like to bring you something truly funky. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2081 Our mushrooms are prepared here in our restaurant's compost heap. Oscar will happily show them to you. 1.2614 0.06153 88 71 11 6
2082 Dumpster-fire-roasted, yes. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2083 Tonight’s specials will be prepared table-side. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2084 Would you like a box for your leftovers? 1.2609 0.05325 92 71 18 3
2085 Our bouillabaisse is a serendipitous combination of delicately aged ingredients. 1.2609 0.06738 69 55 10 4
2086 Yes, it's our new 'alley to table' concept. We source ingredients only from restaurant dumpsters within a 5 block radius! 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2087 You did tweet this meal was — and I quote — a "dumpster fire," no? 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2088 First let me show you the items I don't recommend. 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
2089 Are you sure you want to see the specials? 1.2609 0.06073 69 53 14 2
2090 Because you complained about the meal, the chef is sending out something very special. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2091 First of all, I'd like to apologize for your shrimp alfredo being a bit 'off', tonight. Tony, is going to assist you in regurgitating, and then we have a complimentary lemon sorbet to cleanse your palette. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2092 Welcome to our new concept restaurant: farm to table to farm. 1.2609 0.05545 92 72 16 4
2093 Our restaurant serves an authentic NYC Garbage Salad. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2094 Yes, we’re a zero waste kind of restaurant 1.2609 0.05325 69 51 18 0
2095 Tonight’s ‘garbage plate’ will be prepared table side. 1.2609 0.05756 92 73 14 5
2096 It's been one of those weeks. We would first like to NOT recommend the following... 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2097 I apologize for the long wait. Dinner is now served. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2098 We’re trying a Ratatouille thing with our head chef, but I’m starting to suspect he’s just a regular raccoon. 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2099 Our special is fresh off the streets 1.2603 0.06765 73 59 9 5
2100 Folks, we have something completely organic for you tonight! 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
2101 And now here is Francois to show you tonight’s specials. 1.2603 0.06478 73 58 11 4
2102 I told you the special was Veal Oscar; what did you expect? 1.2603 0.07041 73 60 7 6
2103 You can talk to the chef yourself! 1.2603 0.06177 73 57 13 3
2104 Pay him no mind. It's an overstated attempt at criticism 1.2600 0.05049 100 77 20 3
2105 Tonight’s menu is 100% freegan. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2106 Or we can go straight to desert. 1.2597 0.06511 77 62 10 5
2107 And this is Andre with today's special. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2108 We only serve one size for drinks. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2109 With our reopening post-Covid, I'm sure you will enjoy our elegant, well-aged leftovers! 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2110 The fish has bones. 1.2597 0.06768 77 63 8 6
2111 May I recommend what the cat dragged in? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2112 Yes it's farm-to-table, and maybe back to table. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2113 Let's review, again, recycling etiquette. 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2114 For our next selection your waiter Maurice's rendition of a scene from the play " Stomp". 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2115 Good evening. Tonight, we feature an efficient solution to the national labor shortage. 1.2597 0.05359 77 58 18 1
2116 Forgive him. It’s his way of saying, “Please leave already. 1.2597 0.06243 77 61 12 4
2117 That smell...? It's the cheese board ma'am 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
2118 Today’s special is rubbish 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
2119 We’ve had a very special message from the chef … 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
2120 I apologize but we’ll have to throw you both out. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2121 No, unfortunately our violinist took ill tonight, but luckily my brother is a one-man STOMP tribute act and will be filling in. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2122 Sid is dragging in the first course now. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2123 Would you like the kale on the side, or should we skip the pretense and throw it instead? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2124 The drummer we booked couldn’t make it. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2125 As a homage to yesterday's haute cuisine... now passé... we today invite you to consider our basse cuisine. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2126 I'm afraid you have offended Guido. He hopes you will enjoy instead, the Chef's special. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2127 Tuesday and Fridays specials are… 1.2589 0.04871 112 87 21 4
2128 All our food is recycled. 1.2588 0.05589 85 66 16 3
2129 It’s for your shells from the Mediterranean Mussels platters you ordered! 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2130 And for the ratatouille you can select your own rat from today’s collection. 1.2588 0.05333 85 65 18 2
2131 Well, I’m sorry, our fresh catch of Oscar The Grouch was a very limited item and it appears we’ve run out… 1.2588 0.05835 85 67 14 4
2132 Oh, that reminds me. I forgot to tell you our specials of the evening. 1.2586 0.06763 58 45 11 2
2133 The supply chain is much more efficient if we skip the middleman. 1.2586 0.07196 58 46 9 3
2134 Given your exquisite taste, might I suggest the Scrap du Dumpster. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2135 It's an immersive experience. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2136 Your un-appetizer will be prepared tableside. 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2137 Catch of the day? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2138 ... and in addition to the daily specials, we have a very aggressive compost program. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2139 I am so sorry, Monsieur, but the kitchen is closed. Would you like the scraps? 1.2584 0.05426 89 69 17 3
2140 Last year our philosophy was “farm to table”. This year we are trying something new. 1.2584 0.05656 89 70 15 4
2141 We wanted our restaurant to have the authentic New York City scent 1.2584 0.05185 89 68 19 2
2142 Chef takes very seriously the "nose-to-tail" ethos. 1.2581 0.05275 93 72 18 3
2143 I'm sorry sir, but your card declined. 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2144 We specialize in reconstructed cuisine 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2145 It’s Monday, now about the fish. 1.2581 0.05048 93 71 20 2
2146 Even our trash cans are fully sanitized! 1.2581 0.05701 93 74 14 5
2147 Our cuisine is table to garbage. 1.2577 0.05913 97 79 11 7
2148 It's a component of our farm-to-table and back again environmental undertaking. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2149 Perhaps this steak is aged enough… 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
2150 I’m so sorry, the menu has a typo. The dish this evening is in fact compost, not compote. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2151 I'm terrible sorry you misunderstood our "outdoor dinning" special 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2152 I thought we had run out of what you ordered, but then I realized that there was one last serving! 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2153 Based on our latest reviews, you’ll be needing this. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2154 All our tableside service equipment is currently in use, but I believe we’ve come up with a work-around. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2155 Since we know you’re only ordering for the food selfie. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
2156 NO! Not where have you ‘BIN’!!! Where have you BEEEEN!!! 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2157 The crab is a fresh batch from Chernobyl. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
2158 Like I said, we're farm to table to landfill to table. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2159 Our special today is canned tuna. 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
2160 Since the pandemic, we had a tough time hiring dishwashers...went to disposables." 1.2571 0.05997 70 54 14 2
2161 I'm afraid we're out of pretty much everything, but... 1.2571 0.05641 70 53 16 1
2162 Your waiter, Oscar the Grouch, will be right with you. 1.2571 0.06956 70 57 8 5
2163 Yes, we decided to open on Mondays, but it's still garbage day. 1.2571 0.06652 70 56 10 4
2164 Good news sir. I was able to get you the last two servings of our dinner special. 1.2571 0.05746 105 86 11 8
2165 The special this week is last week’s special. 1.2571 0.06333 70 55 12 3
2166 In case you don't like our food 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2167 If you're feeing that sick, we want to be able to help. 1.2568 0.05463 74 56 17 1
2168 We may have another order 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
2169 We are currently offering curbside pick-up only. 1.2568 0.05792 74 57 15 2
2170 Ah, here comes the somellier now." 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2171 Our menu is 100% woke. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2172 May I compliment you on your selection of wine? 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
2173 Post pandemic, if we may, we would like to awaken all our patrons to our new eco– cuisine. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
2174 I recommend tonight's special, fresh from the kitchen. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2175 Chef didn't care for the substitutions you requested. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2176 Chef Rocky Raccoon hope you enjoy this deconstructed dinner which works towards our goal of carbon neutrality by December 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2177 We use only the most daring of ingredients 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2178 les restes 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2179 It’s better than it looks 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2180 "Are you here to dine with your date or trash her? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2181 Our world-famous "waste-to -table" cuisine needs no menu. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2182 Our apologies, a Mr. Grouch has reserved this table. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2183 Before you order I would like you to meet the garbage man who won the "waiter look alike contest." He will be your server tonight. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2184 We don’t like to raise expectations about the food here, but the portions are very generous. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2185 The wine is garbAGED. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2186 Pre-composting is trending. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2187 Who ordered the house red? 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2188 I hate to ask you to move. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2189 He tells us it's all the rage in Paris these days 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2190 Pardon me, the rat under your table ordered a full garbage can. Our new open service policy is to serve anyone with a hungry belly. Would you be so kind to help with lifting the table cloth? 1.2561 0.06678 82 68 7 7
2191 We’ll get you started with some nice « ordures »… 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2192 Actually, both the Deconstructed and Low Waste food movements are quite on-trend right now. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2193 I'm afraid that today's specials aren't exactly fresh 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2194 I'm afraid the kitchen is closed, but Francois here has a can full of half eaten specials, we'd be happy to wrap something up for you. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2195 Um, about those leftovers you wanted. . . 1.2558 0.05279 86 66 18 2
2196 Ah,your pot luck special. Bon appetit. 1.2558 0.06006 86 69 12 5
2197 Here come the specials 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2198 I’m afraid we only have Special of Yesterday 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
2199 Ah, our menu has arrived. 1.2558 0.05532 86 67 16 3
2200 Yesterday's Special is all we have left on today's menu. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2201 Tonight's menu is Á La Can. 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2202 Please share your concerns with our ombudsman, Oscar. We are getting him now. 1.2556 0.06030 90 73 11 6
2203 No, I couldn’t recommend the catch of the day, but you be the judge. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
2204 It’s the newest Brooklyn trend 1.2556 0.05373 90 70 17 3
2205 We have some wonderful creations from the past year. 1.2553 0.06038 94 77 10 7
2206 Certainly, we will take care of you. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2207 If you will pardon me,the new chef still has some confidence issues... 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2208 I'm sorry, sir, but the chef was not happy you sent back your food. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2209 Kitchen is now closed, but our cold menu is still available 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2210 flies on the side? 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2211 This is the final chapter of The Who Did It? Murder Mystery Dinner. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2212 Our famous zero waste dinner will be prepared at the table for you! Enjoy it! 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2213 You ordered today's special? 1.2551 0.05487 98 78 15 5
2214 Would you like to see the freegan menu? 1.2551 0.05089 98 76 19 3
2215 Tonight's musical entertainment features Kevin, from the kitchen. 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
2216 Feel free to look for your engagement ring yourself....... 1.2545 0.08295 55 46 4 5
2217 Our chef's take on the all-you-can-eat buffet has been called "avant garde" 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2218 It's for the wafer thin mint. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
2219 Yes Sir,all our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2220 If you can't foot the bill, then it's time to play toss your cookies. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2221 Today's special is on its way. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
2222 L'garbage salade pour deux est served chez authentique 1.2537 0.06501 67 53 11 3
2223 Tonight’s special is fresh boiled grouch. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2224 I promised him your leftovers 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2225 Last Call. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2226 Are you done with your marriage, Mr. Gates? 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2227 No can do. 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2228 This is Joffrey. Our provisional Chef de cuisine, Sous-chef, Saucier, Tournant, Pâtissier, Glacier and.. Busboy. The rest of our esteemed international staff are currently quarantined for your.. safety. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2229 Welcome to Expectations. May I take your order? 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2230 We are out of the Veal Oscar but we have another Oscar special dish you might enjoy… 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2231 Now, there is a performative component to the dessert course. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
2232 And here comes the Mar-a-Lago special of the day 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2233 As we say on our website, all our food is freshly-foraged.... 1.2535 0.05923 71 55 14 2
2234 Do NOT include a caption; let wordless perfection be. 1.2533 0.06601 75 61 9 5
2235 I'm sorry, I can't recommend the tableside Caesar salad. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2236 The special this evening is the chef’s signature favorite, Dumpster Dive Divan Dumplings with Dragon Sauce 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2237 It's just a part of our Pre-Karen reaction response initiative. 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
2238 OK we found them, but please don't bring AirPods here again 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2239 Today's special is an angry Slavic man who will beat the shit out of you with a garbage can. 1.2533 0.06869 75 62 7 6
2240 Louis will be preparing your entrees table-side. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2241 I'm sorry. We are all out of doggie bags. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2242 I’m sorry but we don’t serve your kind of garbage here. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
2243 And for the vegan menu... 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
2244 The special is a trend in marination. Truly one of a kind. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2245 We are saving time, bringing the suggestion box to you.... 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2246 The chef reads all the Yelp reviews personally. 1.2532 0.06853 79 66 6 7
2247 Our specials are “urban forage” 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2248 And our Special today is a locally sourced Meat, Seafood, Pasta, Vegetable Hash! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2249 It's called sustainable cuisine. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2250 Given the times, we find it helps to cut out the middle men and , in essence, go from table to farm. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2251 No sir, I’m afraid it is not a joke. The chef demands all well-done steaks be eaten out of the can. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
2252 Almost everything on the menu is very good tonight. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
2253 Sorry, first come first serve. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2254 For tonight’s special, Chef is saving you a step. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2255 Of course you may order the Mussels Marsala. However, most people are throwing out the shells. And the mussels. And the sauce. 1.2530 0.05378 83 64 17 2
2256 We would like to welcome you to Les Garbage… 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
2257 Tonight's specialty of the house, was selected by the sophisticated palates of last evenings diners! Enjoy! 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2258 We've recently changed our wine selection." 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
2259 The rats aren't working today 1.2530 0.06143 83 67 11 5
2260 Since you are unable to pay, we ask that you kindly return your meal here 1.2530 0.06604 83 69 7 7
2261 Are you sure, sir, that she didn't swallow it? 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2262 Shall we take a look at today's specials? 1.2529 0.05944 87 70 12 5
2263 Our Chef is sick today, but you have your choice of yesterday's left overs at half price." 1.2529 0.05476 87 68 16 3
2264 As an environmentally concerned venue, we provide precycling. 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
2265 "While I get your aperitifs, Maurice will serenade you with a medley of popular songs by Einstürzende Neubauten." 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2266 I see you’re getting trashed tonight 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2267 May I suggest our delectable vintage selection” 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2268 Your food is about to arrive! 1.2527 0.05970 91 74 11 6
2269 Don't pay attention to him. He's having a feud with the chef. 1.2527 0.05546 91 72 15 4
2270 Madam expressed the desire to check out our aged beef. 1.2527 0.05762 91 73 13 5
2271 The Trump-special? Yes, we do serve it on request, although it's only ever been ordered by members of Congress. 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
2272 No credit card, No problem. 1.2526 0.05593 95 76 14 5
2273 Would you like to hear about our tasted menu? 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2274 No money, no food. Cough it all back up, big boy. 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2275 We've been advised to move you discretely to a safer location, sir. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2276 Let's cut to the chase and save everyone some time. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2277 Our expectation is that your taste buds will be overwhelmed at the first bite. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2278 Tonight's special was locally grown. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2279 Oh, excellent choice, sir, if I may say so. Six-day-old reserve Garbaggio is a house specialty! 1.2500 0.06749 68 55 9 4
2280 Tonight’s special is all you can eat from other diners’ leftovers 1.2500 0.05911 92 75 11 6
2281 We've taken the dumpster dive to a whole new level. We call it canister cuisine. 1.2500 0.05130 96 75 18 3
2282 Chef Marcel wishes personally to receive your note explaining how to improve the coq au vin. 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
2283 We apologize, sir, but I guarantee this one has no fly in it. 1.2500 0.05541 96 77 14 5
2284 Certainly, sir. Our menu from 2020 is still available. 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
2285 You're lucky. He only comes on Tuesdays 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2286 My apologies, we've reached the bottom of the barrel in the way of tonight's specials. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2287 I'm sorry we misplaced your orders. 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2288 Tonight’s special has a little bit of very night’s special for the past week. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
2289 Of course we can provide a can opener 1.2500 0.06309 84 69 9 6
2290 Is that fellow over there trying to tell us something? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2291 Tip, or else. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2292 We also have an all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2293 Catch of the Day you Say? Well, whatever George here caught in the alleyway! 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
2294 And for the chef's "special of the day".... 1.2500 0.06415 68 54 11 3
2295 canned to table 1.2500 0.05657 88 70 14 4
2296 Sir, we are running low on our menu items. but we do have a nice smorgasbord 1.2500 0.05339 96 76 16 4
2297 Yes. It's remarkable that even though we were separated at birth,we both chose careers in the food service industry. 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
2298 Considering your price range. 1.2500 0.06077 84 68 11 5
2299 Yes. we receive many, many suggestions, and they are all given equal attention. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
2300 And everything is locally sourced from our chef's own kitchen. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2301 We decided to skip the middle man and just throw away your doggy bag now 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
2302 Tonight’s special is foraged last night’s special. 1.2500 0.05506 72 55 16 1
2303 We only serve freshly foraged foods 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
2304 Then things got out of hand, I called him trash, and now I don't know what to expect..." 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2305 Our guest chef is Oscar Le Grouche. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
2306 And we also have a fine take out menu. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2307 But the good news is that our sustainability program has plenty of choices. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2308 I'm sorry, but this table is reserved for the visiting Wuhan lab research team. 1.2500 0.06780 72 59 8 5
2309 After carefully accepting your feedback. Your waiter will escort you out, chefs orders. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2310 As you can see, fresh from the can. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
2311 Congratulations! No one has ever submitted such a funny caption! This humble ceremony is to award you the golden bin with all the rest captions in it. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2312 It’s a soylet red, vintage 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2313 you may experience some discomfort a few minutes after, but not everyone does 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2314 We never said we don't use canned food... 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2315 We specialize in giving our guests an outdoor feeling indoors. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
2316 Can I interest you in our special dish called 2020? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2317 And tonight’s musical entertainment has arrived from the subway - Hank, show em’ what you can do with that lid 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
2318 We all know that after two weeks in the refrigerator, you'll be throwing it away anyway. 1.2500 0.05421 88 69 16 3
2319 I’m sorry, your reservation has expired. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
2320 You may have heard that a certain top restaurant has gone vegan to promote sustainability. Here, we upcycle. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
2321 …We were able to find what you had last time. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
2322 Your economy ride share is ready for you. 1.2500 0.07066 68 56 7 5
2323 We only have the possum menu 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2324 No we couldn’t afford to keep the violinist… I am sure you’re gonna love Murray’s Version of Edelweiss!! 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
2325 Our new chef is terrible. Please place your meals in the garbage can. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
2326 Certainly Sir. One steak well done. 1.2500 0.06176 72 57 12 3
2327 Now, when you asked for well done - let’s clarify. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
2328 Is anything alright? 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
2329 Yeah, we've taken 'Dive Bar' next level 1.2500 0.05186 80 61 18 1
2330 Tonight, the chef is serving Steak Oscar the Grouch. 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
2331 The special is prepared right at your table. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2332 Just in case you want to toss in your replacement meal, as well. 1.2473 0.05220 93 73 17 3
2333 This evening our special is Grouch Oscar 1.2473 0.04991 93 72 19 2
2334 And, for the gentleman, Le Bin. 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2335 before i take your order will you please put your expectations in our depository 1.2473 0.05439 93 74 15 4
2336 My deepest apologies. We are incredibly sorry for the inconvenience my good sir. We will be happy to give you back your money if you feel that you want to return the meal. 1.2473 0.05853 93 76 11 6
2337 We call it Euro-Recycle-Fusion, or "Très-Chic" for short. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2338 We have a new Seniors’ Menu too! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2339 This is the closest we can come to "locally sourced post-biotics." 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2340 Tonight's special is L'bottom de l'barrel. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2341 While the desserts are being prepared,may I offer you our table side vomitorium? 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2342 The food is really terrible. We just try to save you a trip to the bathroom. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2343 Your to-go leftovers are coming right out. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2344 I am sorry but with Covid all we can offer you is left overs. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2345 You requested take out? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2346 Organic freegan cuisine, trash to table. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2347 You're correct, Sir. Our restaurant is 100% organic. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2348 Have you eaten with us before? 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2349 I will ask my colleague to let you see our daily specials 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2350 Ordinarily we don't serve condiments with hot dogs, but since you asked.... 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2351 Let’s start you off with our specialty, garbage salad prepared at your table. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2352 Oh him, that's just the grouch. 1.2471 0.05775 85 68 13 4
2353 we compost your leftovers. 1.2471 0.05268 85 66 17 2
2354 Our special tonight is aged beef, prepared using our family's secret, time tested aging process. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2355 Here come's your daily special order at our bottom of the barrel price. 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2356 We’re just trying to save some time! 1.2471 0.04995 85 65 19 1
2357 Frank will show you tonight's specials. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2358 Good evening folks, Chef Ramsey suggested we drop this off. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2359 You can put all of your masks in our bin, our collector is on his way to your table. 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
2360 Our violinist cancelled, so instead we will enjoy the sounds of Stomp 1.2471 0.06013 85 69 11 5
2361 We recycle! 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2362 We call it Compost Tartar 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2363 It comes with bolognese. 1.2469 0.05701 81 64 14 3
2364 Our portions are super large. 1.2469 0.05424 81 63 16 2
2365 We’re bringing the dessert cart right over. 1.2469 0.06462 81 67 8 6
2366 here comes the beggar's chicken 1.2469 0.05966 81 65 12 4
2367 I thought you said this was a five star restaurant?" "No, I said it was decent place to grab some food. You never listen to me. I think we should see other people. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2368 Tonight the chef is preparing the 33 gallon bouillabaisse. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2369 You may recognize some items from your last visit. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2370 Monsieur is welcome to leave a comment in our suggestion box. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
2371 Our forager is off tonight but the dumpster diver has some 5th Avenue specials he's been raving about. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2372 As you can see, Tomas will be mixing only the freshest vegetable trimmings in your salads. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2373 Our "garbage plate" is the best in the city. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
2374 Your card was declined, so you need to cough it up one way or another. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
2375 Folks, you said you were in a bit of a hurry this evening! 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2376 Our tableside guacamole is a bit unconventional. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
2377 All our food is locally sourced. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2378 We have tailored a meal to fit your budget. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2379 Thank you, for not ordering the number 2? 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2380 To be honest, I don't recommend the chef's special. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
2381 Instead of having to read a menu,we can show you what we have for dinner. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2382 With this fish you may encounter a few bones. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2383 Unfortunately, we are out of doggie bags. however... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
2384 Our menu has very limited offerings due to staff shortages. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2385 You know what they say… other people’s trash are today’s special. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
2386 He's been a bit short on patience lately, I apologize for what's about to happen next 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
2387 To cut costs we're asking you to scrape your own plates. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2388 We're out of chicken caprise today but we have plenty left over from yesterday. It's good paired with a mature single malt Scotch whiskey. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2389 If you’re chewing gum please spit it out now. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2390 No monsieur, you heard it wrong. The Specialty of the House is not Cabbage. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2391 Are you sure you want your steak that rare? 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2392 And everything on our menu is locally sourced. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2393 No, I cannot really recommend the Chef's Special. 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2394 I'll show you what thed other guests did not like 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
2395 But you DID order your steak Oscar style… 1.2464 0.05619 69 53 15 1
2396 Tonight, monsieur et madame, we are at your disposal! 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2397 Jeff immediately regretted ordering the hobo style s’mores for two 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
2398 No, it’s okay. We are bringing the complaint submission box over now. 1.2464 0.05225 69 52 17 0
2399 May I interest you in our exquisite homeless dining experience? 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2400 Welcome to Freegans, you're in luck, the couple on 54th still can't get their 4 year old to eat broccoli. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2401 Sink a roll into a trash can from your table and win a free dessert. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2402 I wouldn’t worry about that. He is just an aspiring prop-comic. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
2403 And todays Chef Special, "Commune to Compost" 1.2462 0.06589 65 52 10 3
2404 Our menu this evening includes gluten-free and vegetarian options, and…ah, Gaston is here with a selection of our finest freegan cuisine. 1.2462 0.06944 65 53 8 4
2405 Monsieur - your 'la Poubelle,' as ordered sans menu. 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2406 You'll need this once you try what you ordered. 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
2407 Tonight’s Special is Dumpster Diving 1.2462 0.06214 65 51 12 2
2408 Our entrees are one hundred percent recycled. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
2409 We're a little short-handed. Your waiter will be with you shortly. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2410 Well, you did say you wanted the cheapest thing on the menu! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2411 Our specials tonight include ballots from the 2020 election. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2412 Farm to table” was last season. This season’s theme is “table to trash” 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
2413 Well, more “obvious political metaphor” than degustation…. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
2414 You said “all rotten?” 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2415 Our Pre Fixe has had mixed opinions. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
2416 Our chef has unfortunately chosen this evening to retire, so our specials are not up to our normal standards. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2417 The busboy training isn't going as well as we hoped. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
2418 It’s today’s special: shark bin soup 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
2419 Our special is made right here. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
2420 We have leftovers. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2421 We are asking that guests bus their own tables due to short staffing, thank you in advance for your understanding! 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2422 Don't order the soup 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2423 We’re doing everything we can to stay relevant. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2424 First, we'll choose a protein... 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
2425 We're only serving our special tonight. 1.2442 0.05214 86 67 17 2
2426 Madame et monsieur. Discard your expectations about tonight’s meal, s’il vous plait. 1.2442 0.06175 86 71 9 6
2427 Apologies, but with our new protocols we need to discard the tablecloth before dessert. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
2428 Before I get the wine, I’d like to show you the specials Gordon Ramsay spat out.” 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2429 It's our new composting program: discard any trim, shells, and the paper menu into the bin after your meal and we'll discount the check 10%. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2430 At least it didn’t get into your soup! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2431 Our food is garbage. 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2432 If you don't enjoy our all-vegan gluten-free low-calorie specials, just go ahead and throw them in the garbage can. 1.2439 0.06150 82 67 10 5
2433 Shall I tell you about tonight’s specials?" 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
2434 You requested a raw diet? 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2435 We never make suggestions, but we always give warnings." 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
2436 Alain our forager, now presents the Détritus du Jour from which you shall choose for Chef to create your fabulous Dîner Recyclée 1.2439 0.05077 82 63 18 1
2437 Just don’t talk back. 1.2439 0.06390 82 68 8 6
2438 Our new chef only uses local ingredients, very local. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2439 Our special for the evening is an “all you can eat option." 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2440 Last things First 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2441 Which one of you ordered the a la carte? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2442 You said you wanted your steak well done, correct? 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
2443 I hope you enjoy your dinner at Applebees 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2444 Due to supply chain disruptions, I'm afraid canned tuna is the only thing on the menu tonight. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2445 I’m afraid we have a very strict dress code. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
2446 That's the LAST time he calls our Chicken Milanese trash! 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
2447 Are you sure you said “cabbage” salad, Sir? 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2448 Here comes your special buffet 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
2449 And I am sure you'll love our new tossed-out salad. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2450 I'm terribly sorry your meal wasn't satisfactory. Please choose anything you'd like from the dessert bin - it's on the house. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
2451 We'll show you how fresh it is. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2452 We'll be starting with the salad of wilted greens. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
2453 It's our new diet menu: you select a high calorie, high fat item plus a decadent dessert and we throw it right into the trash once its served. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2454 Sorry pal but you didn't say "au d'oeuvres". I took the order and I distinctly heard you ask for "des ordures". 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2455 we will leave this by your table to use after your tenth course... 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2456 Gordon Ramsay said our food was garbage, and we're proving him right. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2457 Ah yes, the Raccoon Special… excellent choice. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2458 Our cocktail of the day is Trash Can Punch. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2459 I do so apologize. Supply chain issues render this the only container left in the restaurant in which we can place your leftovers. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
2460 before you eat I would like to make it aware that we are a one star restaurant 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2461 Sorry, all the alley tables are reserved for tonight, but we serve the same menu in here. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2462 Of course we support recycling to avoid food waste! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
2463 Waiter: “Our special today is ‘Oscar the Grouch.’ It comes served with our signature Mole, which is prepared using the finest social inequities we’ve swept under the rug for decades, and a lemon twist.” 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2464 We'll make sure Oscar feels right at home 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
2465 It's "you name it, you eat it" special night. 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
2466 The health department has required that your order go straight into the garbage, before you can eat it. That's the only way they'll allow us to stay open! 1.2429 0.06574 70 57 9 4
2467 I told you the Early Bird special was no-frills. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2468 Tonight we will showcase dishes you could have made with the food you recently ‘cleaned’ out of your refrigerator. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2469 I'm sorry, but leftovers isn't really a thing we do here. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2470 Ignore the prop, our garbage disposal is broken! 1.2429 0.05162 70 53 17 0
2471 Yeah Diane, there's obviously a reason for our 1 star Yelp review. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
2472 why certainly, here comes our maitre d' with our recommendation box 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2473 No, no, no! I said FROMAGE 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
2474 Our friend Oscar will be joining us, but he has an unusual seating request. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
2475 Due to budget cuts, take-out, doggie bags, and a la carte items are similar. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
2476 We keep telling him it's not "Bone appétit"! 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2477 All the broken supply chains means our offerings are rather limited. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2478 This evening, Chef will be highlighting items from our new Zero Waste menu... 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2479 We’re out of the Kitchen Sink Pizza, but we do have something you might be interested in. 1.2424 0.06849 66 54 8 4
2480 To expedite delivery tonight, Marco has served your dinner to go. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2481 ...and for your entree, you may choose from the food you wasted over the last week 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2482 I apologize, but today's specials are quite limited. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2483 No, we don't do doggy bags. However, we do trash. 1.2424 0.06499 66 53 10 3
2484 I'm sorry sir, we won't be able to serve you until you add to the pot to bring back our kitchen staff. 1.2424 0.07181 66 55 6 5
2485 Apologies, my brother forgets the alley is now our al fresco dining experience. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
2486 Our unlimited buffet has no limits. 1.2421 0.05542 95 77 13 5
2487 We have a new organic menu” 1.2421 0.05337 95 76 15 4
2488 The pandemic reopenings and closings have given us new options for a smorgasbord. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2489 Tonight’s buffet is a la carte! 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
2490 Our special tonight is a very authentic dish inspired by the Chef’s childhood in the poorer neighborhoods of the city 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2491 For starters, how about something from our 'Street to Table' menu? 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2492 I've been told the food here is garbage 1.2419 0.05946 62 48 13 1
2493 It’s authentic. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2494 The roast Oscar the Grouch will be deboned for you by Bob. 1.2418 0.05263 91 72 16 3
2495 Our green menu features 100% lightly recycled food. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2496 You had the huevos a la basura, Sir? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2497 You’ve heard the phrase, “garbage in, garbage out” haven’t you? 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2498 Today's special is dumpster diving! 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2499 Our special tonight is called the garbage plate… 1.2414 0.06110 87 72 9 6
2500 I’m sorry, but the menu clearly outlines our zero-waste policy 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2501 might I recommend the Chef’s Special? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2502 It’s the post pandemic dilemma ….garbage in …garbage out ! 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2503 My assistant Alphonse will present tonight's recycliable specials. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2504 No, our “Oscar” isn’t of the wiener variety. He is locally sourced and served fresh. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2505 Once again, Sir, I must remind you and Madame about our strict 'No Substitutions' policy, no matter what you've ordered using whatever language you thought was French in placing your order. 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2506 Perhaps madame and monsieur did not understand that “restaurant réaffecté” means we serve repurposed food. Be assured it is only from the best neighborhoods. 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
2507 I'm afraid our local options are rather limited. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2508 You have to see this before you place your order. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2509 We've heard of your Yelp reviews, sir... So we made this especially for you. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2510 I’m sorry we cannot let you eat your take out from Arby’s in this restaurant. 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
2511 If it tastes like garbage, that’s because it is 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
2512 Sparkling, still, or garbage water? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2513 Sorry our drain is currently out of order, but you can throw your expectations right here. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
2514 Nonsense--he's dragging it. It is definitely not a la carte 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
2515 We have a wonderful retro entree that we feel is worth trying again! 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2516 Louie is bringing the specials to show you now. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2517 I assure you that GIGO's delivers the finest "garbage in, garbage out" dining experiences in the city. 1.2405 0.04839 79 60 19 0
2518 Would you care to try our foraging menu? 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2519 The new chef from the Amazon and this is just in case the monkey stew doesn't agree with you. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2520 And then we have the Chef’s Buffet 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
2521 It appears that Oscar has made his way into your soup. 1.2405 0.05469 79 62 15 2
2522 We're completely organic. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2523 For your appetizer, you will be listening to Bob playing his version of all-you-can-hear STOMP. 1.2405 0.05164 79 61 17 1
2524 I ordered CABBAGE soup! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2525 ..and tonight, our kitchen has prepared a probiotic special. The haute-bacteria has been expertly cultured in a very traditional method that has been used for generations. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2526 To be honest, today's special is not that special. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2527 Here's what we were able to find "in the back". 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2528 This is our version of a Pu Pu platter. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2529 Our next selection is hyper local 1.2400 0.04740 100 78 20 2
2530 Stay away from the chef's special 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
2531 Dumpster diving is all the rage. You can choose your own entree or let us. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2532 We trashed our service charge. It was garbage so here's our new improved tip jar. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
2533 Our chef takes the “zero-waste” dining experience to a new level 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
2534 Today’s special is steamed Oscar the Grouch served in his own can. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
2535 Today's sustainable catch is litterfish with a refuse compote. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
2536 I’m afraid we’re all out of garbage. But we do have some fresh trash. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
2537 Tonight your meal will be served A’ la détritus 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
2538 Garbage in - Garbage out. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
2539 You might want to start off with a doggy bag. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2540 We call this our “Raccoon Special.” 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2541 We don't have menus, but Pierre will show you the selections. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2542 It’s the House Special! Take or leave it! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2543 We encourage our patrons to pick out the rat for their Ratatouille. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2544 Actually many species of trash fish have become quite popular. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2545 We've run out of the fish, however, we have several other choices for you to consider. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2546 And for dessert, the drafts of #caption-contest." 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2547 Might I recommend the ratatouille? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2548 Following our success with farm-to-table, we’re now experimenting with table-to-farm.” 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2549 I told the chef that you wish your steak to be "well done," but I must tell you, this does not usually end happily. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2550 We usually do not share the recipe, Sir, but if you insist..." 👆👆👆👆👆 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2551 I’m sure you CAN leave out some minor details in your review. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
2552 Umm, my apologies, I am afraid your card was refused. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
2553 And for those watching their waste line… 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2554 Our compost is next to none. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
2555 One Houston Astros special, coming right up. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2556 Tonight’s specials from our repurposed menu are............ 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
2557 It's back alley to table. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2558 To fully enjoy your evening, I suggest you place your phones in our custom repository. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2559 Oh, you meant THAT kind of doggie bag. 1.2388 0.06755 67 55 8 4
2560 Your last course is all the food everyone else didn't eat 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2561 Here is Andre with the dessert cart. 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2562 I'm sorry to inform you that we have to dispose of your tablecloth as it hasn't been sanitized. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2563 We fine it helps people adjust to eating inside. 1.2388 0.07082 67 56 6 5
2564 We can retrieve your steak from the trash can sir, but I'm afraid we'll still have to charge you for it. 1.2388 0.06412 67 54 10 3
2565 Yeah, save your trash talk for the other guy! 1.2388 0.05248 67 51 16 0
2566 The chef insists we deliver well done steaks this way. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
2567 For God’s sake play along! He’s an axe murderer! So… dessert? 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
2568 The special tonight is a nice garbagenadina. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2569 Here comes the daily buffet. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2570 If you can point to your lobster bisque, we will happily pack it for you. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2571 Welcome to New Jersey. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2572 Our sommelier studied in Leavenworth. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
2573 We prefer to call it 'fusion.' 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2574 Considering your spirited history with the kitchen, Mr. Jennings, we thought this would be more efficient. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2575 As part of our no-waste ethos, we pass the guilt-ridden dilemma on to our patrons. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2576 I'm sorry, language like that is unacceptable in this establishment! Loui will escort you out. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
2577 Actually, the Don won't be joining you for dinner tonight. Say your goodbyes to the missus. 1.2381 0.06680 63 51 9 3
2578 This IS the 'chef's surprise.' 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2579 Yes, we do have an interesting bin end. Unfortunately it’s not a wine. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2580 The catch of the day is raccoon. 1.2381 0.07407 63 53 5 5
2581 And first, we have an “amuse bouche” … 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2582 Since you said that you would rather eat trash than the meal you had ordered… 1.2381 0.07053 63 52 7 4
2583 I have to ask you to pay your check in advance. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2584 The catch of the day is locally sourced. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
2585 I’m sorry but once the Curb your Enthusiasm music starts playing we really can’t stop it 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2586 Please place the rest of your 2020 in here before your server arrives. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
2587 Don’t mind him. He just got canned. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
2588 We're a locavore eatery: "Trash to Table." 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
2589 We have a special trash can for people who order the sauce on the side. Please, get in sir. 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2590 We've taken organic dining to a whole new level. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2591 And the catch of the day is... 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2592 I'm sorry, today's special has been erased from the menu." 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2593 We just took it off the menu. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2594 Based on our Yelp reviews, we think you might need this. 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2595 We’re out of clams today, but can I interest you in some half-shells? 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
2596 I warned you there were no substitutions 1.2375 0.06225 80 66 9 5
2597 We’re terribly sorry, but our coat checker mistook yours for trash. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
2598 ...but you still have to pay for the drinks. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
2599 We're offering complimentary hors'd'oeuvres today. 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
2600 ...authentic street food. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
2601 You don’t like my accent and you don’t want to be served by an immigrant and want to complain? My boss is bringing you the complaint box. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
2602 Might I suggest the “Galvanized Trash Can Special over easy……? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2603 I believe you wanted to get rid of the "garbage dick," ma'am? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2604 It's been a bit slow with the pandemic. Can you clear your own plates? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2605 And my colleague will tell you about last week’s specials. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2606 We're proactive here. The chef had a bad day. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2607 Quick note about tonight. We've had some supply chain issues. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
2608 No Thanks. We've got a one-bedroom. 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2609 Do you prefer regular or junk food?" 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2610 We’re cutting down on waste and you can help. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2611 We don't offer "doggie bags".... 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2612 How fresh is the garbage salad? 1.2368 0.06175 76 62 10 4
2613 Why hear tonight’s specials when we can show you 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
2614 Yes, madame. Your waiter is bringing the restroom now. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
2615 Unfortunately, we are only offering take-in dining at this time. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
2616 Being overly hungry for dinner out has created some challenges for our staff. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
2617 You'll love our Chef's new take on sustainability. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
2618 Before I tell you the specials, let me just note that 40% of food is wasted every day in the US.” 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2619 Chef uses ingredients that would have otherwise been tossed, to call attention to how much food we waste, often for no good reason, all served to you in dirty trashcans. Bon appetit. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2620 And tonight's special is ... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
2621 Your steak, sir, cooked well-done." 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2622 The bad news, my dearest diners, is we are out of everything on the menu. The good news is we have some lovely recyclables on special. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2623 Tonight's special is garbage à l'orange, served on a bed of shaved cardboard. It comes with your choice of French onion soup or a tomato endive salad in a rodentia urinegrette. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2624 Might I recommend the chocolate mousse with berry compost? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
2625 I think you will find the steaks particularly well aged. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
2626 Sure, they’re fresh! Like, December 2019 fresh. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
2627 We're quite strict about closing time. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2628 All our ingredients are sustainably sourced within a five-mile radius. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2629 Pierre, here, has prepared something special, just for you. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2630 Due to cutbacks, we'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel tonight. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2631 Gordon Ramsey read your review and decided it’s time you got served 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2632 Inside's outside, outside's inside, so waddya gonna have? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2633 We can run through tonight's specials, but they have received mixed reviews. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
2634 Trust me. The Salmon Special is literally rubbish. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2635 And here comes Gerome with a look at tonight's special, our neighboring restaurant's special from last night. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2636 I'll get your drink orders while your waiter tells you about tonight's specials 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
2637 And our Chef’s Special tonight is… 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2638 Due to the fact that we have just reopened our menu is quite limited right now." 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2639 And now, your sauteed grouch. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2640 We trashed our menu. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2641 We can offer you material to reverse engineer your dinner. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2642 I'm sorry, we're not open for in-person dining. We can, however, offer you some trash to take out. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2643 We assumed you knew when you looked at the menu and ordered it. What-Kind-of Garbage-is-this our speciality of the house. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2644 Or would you prefer our all you can eat special Boulabase? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2645 Due to supply chain disruptions we've been forced to rely upon alternative sources. 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
2646 ...So, as you can see, Sir, our garbage plates are, in fact, locally sourced. 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
2647 I don't recommend the blue plate special. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2648 The chef informs me that he will be experimenting with some of the menu items this evening. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
2649 I’m so sorry to inform you that I’ve called the cops on you and they’re making me throw you in the garbage. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2650 Excuse our owner, he will be able to greet you after he takes out the trash and hand sanitizes. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2651 First couple to be forcibly removed from a New York restaurant post-Covid. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2652 Would you like the check? 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
2653 What bone would you like to take for your dog 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2654 I trust Madam enjoyed her Steak Oscar… here’s your to-go container 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2655 We have a lovely selection of upcycled crudités that used to be a vegetable platter at the office next door. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2656 Tonight’s special is served with tomato compost… or was it compote? 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
2657 Chef Oscar’s priority is that his guests feel at home while they dine 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2658 We are sorry that it seems like we don’t want you here, but the hostess told you we close in five minutes, and you still insisted to be seated, so…” 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2659 „Our is Chef is famous for his formidable reinterpretation of Street Food.“ 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2660 We've transitioned to a freegan menu. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
2661 Tonight's specials are - Shrimp and cicada risotto, Cicada au gratin, or may I recommend the Surprise du chef. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2662 Let me show you the daily specials. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2663 Gordon Ramsay called this next dish on the menu: "Puré garbage" 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2664 Perhaps another vintage might be more appropriate. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2665 This is our immersion dining...DIVE, DEVOUR, DUMP.!! 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2666 This next selection is an excellent example of our farm to table and quickly back to farm cuisine. 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2667 Here we serve "post-waste cuisine" 1.2346 0.05630 81 65 13 3
2668 Tonight's dessert special is a lovely compost of last week's blackberry crostata, Gâteau Victoire and Lost Frog Farms smashed apricots with crème fraîche. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2669 We have a staffing shortage, so for tonight’s special, we’re asking customers to clean their own tables. 1.2346 0.05349 81 64 15 2
2670 At Luigi's, we don't leave the same way we come in. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2671 We’re out of Fromage de tete, perhaps you’d like “Garbage de Pete”? 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
2672 What did you *think* "localvore" meant? 1.2344 0.06952 64 53 7 4
2673 Tonight’s special is La Poubelle Poisson with a lemon caper sauce. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2674 Some of our customers missed the curbside dining experience. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2675 I’m terribly sorry, but this table is reserved for Mr. Grouch. 1.2344 0.06585 64 52 9 3
2676 It's for two. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2677 I'll start with the "Specials" 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
2678 We offer our sincerest apologies that tonight's special, the Filet Oscar, um...ran out. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
2679 Pot luck, tonight. Pick out of the pot and good luck! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2680 Well, someone stole his steel drum. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2681 Tonight we're featuring trash fish. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2682 Again, I apologize for the disturbance. With all the composting now, we get the odd stray begging for scraps. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2683 No,this isn't farm to table. This is garbage to table. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2684 Today’s special is coffee covered fish wrapped in face mask. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2685 Your server will be right over with your dirty martini. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2686 Based on our latest reviews, this is our take-out option. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2687 We'll make that for you if you insist, but we can't find anyone who's willing to handle what you'll leave behind. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2688 No, that isn't your dinner coming. But it might be where it's going. 1.2338 0.05514 77 61 14 2
2689 Post pandemic shortages go well beyond semiconductors and lumber. This is all we've got. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2690 Excuse me sir, we need to hide you for about 15 minutes as the Chef is headed this way waving a meat cleaver! 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2691 Locally sourced from the Fox News organization 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
2692 Sorry, due to COVID-19 revenge dining, we are now out of food. 1.2338 0.05195 77 60 16 1
2693 While the rat-a-two you ordered is coming, may I remind you of how underestimated spelling tends to be in our society? 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2694 Get in there are too many of you on the planet 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
2695 get in this fuckin bin 1.2338 0.06376 77 64 8 5
2696 It's way beyond farm to table. 1.2333 0.05485 90 73 13 4
2697 Hors d’oeuvers will be here momentarily 1.2333 0.05253 90 72 15 3
2698 I'm sorry. Our cook's recipes were hacked and we'll have to close for the evening. 1.2333 0.05923 90 75 9 6
2699 Actually, we'll bring it to you. Covid protocol has us spending way too much time cleaning the restrooms. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2700 And this season our chef is focusing on canned goods 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
2701 Monsieur and Mademoiselle I regret to inform you that your Dom Perignon was disgorged in the J&J freezer instead of the Pfizer, therefore the CDC recommends you regurgitate immediately. We had to do something to stay afloat during the pandemic... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2702 Everything on the menu is technically Farm to Table. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2703 We were inspired by Ratatouille, but decided to cut out the middle man and just let rats run the whole place themselves. 1.2329 0.06902 73 62 5 6
2704 Our menu is entirely locally-foraged 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2705 We are pioneers in the dump-to-table cuisine. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2706 You can actually locally source our produce yourselves. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2707 The Chef said, "Sure, you can order off-menu." 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2708 Here comes Pierre with tonight's Specials 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2709 Sorry we are out of practice. Do you mind identifying your leftovers? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2710 He's can and I'm cant. You'll need a tie. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
2711 Our menu tonight is rubbish. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
2712 May I suggest dining elsewhere? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2713 It is, however, a bottomless portion. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
2714 The Oscar the Grouch dining experience is an additional supplement of $100 per person. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
2715 if you want my service sir you can take your trash talk out of here. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
2716 Welcome to the Racoon buffet, your meal will be arriving shortly. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
2717 And if you'll turn your attention to tonight's specials, we have... 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2718 We’re out of that, but here’s today’s special. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
2719 The garbage plate, sir. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
2720 Here comes Phil to present the late bird specials. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2721 Don’t worry, I’m vaccinated. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
2722 We have a new take on everything but the kitchen sink 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
2723 Umm... never mind the specials I just mentioned. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2724 Believe me, it is local. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2725 The special today isn't our chef's finest work. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2726 The table busser got a promotion. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
2727 Try anything. If you don't like it,don't worry, discard. We recycle. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2728 The chef is out of ideas. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
2729 It's the Wednesday Special that you ordered.... 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2730 We’ve moved on from vegan to recycled vegan. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2731 It's our new special, Trump Crowd Buffet. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
2732 You’ve heard of farm-to-table? We also offer table to landfill. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2733 Your Uber is here. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
2734 Failed restaurant idea: bring us your garbage and we’ll make you a meal. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
2735 You'll find tonight's special at the bottom of the barrel. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2736 We ran out of "Sicky Bags" but just in case.... 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2737 This is our special for this evening. Garbage out, garbage in, 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2738 Not to worry ... we were just talking trash ... 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2739 In response to your earlier comment . . . 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2740 The previous customers to sit at this table earlier tonight have come down with Covid19. So we are going to change the table cloth" 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2741 So you want seconds? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2742 Let me introduce youse to the beginnin' of a Becket play. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2743 I’m apologizing in advance for the garbage. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2744 Yes, you're on time for our Early Bird Special, but frankly, I don't recommend it. 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
2745 I trust the special will be right up your alley. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2746 Our leftovers menu is very popular. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
2747 With or without the rat? 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2748 You're absolutely sure you want the "Garbage Omelet"? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2749 Your other choices are out in the dumpster. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2750 And now, as a courtesy to our customers, we also serve fast food. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2751 May I tempt you with our dessert trash? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2752 If you’re thinking of ordering a chicken dish there will be a slight delay while we locate an important ingredient. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2753 The special is a neighborhood favorite. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2754 Would you like to donate your leftovers to the poorest ones, Sir? 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2755 Our definition of takeout is a bit different. 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2756 Your trash can nachos will be right out. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2757 At Al Fresco we're bringing the outdoor experience indoors. 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2758 You get a discount on our recycled food 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
2759 Carl's our leftovers specialist. He'll be hovering. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2760 Since the pandemic, we've adopted a zero waste policy... 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
2761 We have the best selection of leftovers in town! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
2762 Do you have this thing the kids call the Garbage Burger? 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2763 And our one pot special... 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
2764 That’s right madame, it’s can-cured and served fresh at your table” 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2765 Sir, the chef has insisted that I ask if THIS is done enough for you. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2766 And tonight’s special is Chicken La Basura. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2767 I’m sorry that is our small 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
2768 For this year’s special, we are serving dumpster fire 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
2769 It’s Freegan 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2770 All the cool places are serving it 1.2308 0.06493 65 53 9 3
2771 The special today is the gluten-free poubelle flambée, prepared directly at your table. It's very keto. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
2772 We want our guests to fully experience the pre-Covid era, when everything was simpler. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
2773 Tonight's specials are actually last night's specials at a discount. 1.2300 0.04462 100 78 21 1
2774 Rupert will show you the daily specials. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2775 How should the special be served at Chez Oscar on Sesame Street? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
2776 The chef sends his regards. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
2777 We will have your food critique as takeout, we even brought our own container... 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
2778 Folks, here comes Sam with today's minimalist special, "chef's surprise." 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2779 Yes, with the pandemic behind us, we all miss the al fresco dining in our back alley. Might we offer you a nice trashcan fire in here instead? 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2780 The percussion section is returning for their second set. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2781 We pride ourselves in anticipating our guest's needs. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2782 Can we interest you in tableside dumpster fire? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2783 Please forgive him. He just made a career change” 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2784 And for tonight's entertainment one of our staff used to be in the musical Stomp. 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2785 Tonight's special is Steak Oscar. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2786 Steve will be right over with the desert cart. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2787 I apologize, Jake will sanitize your table now. 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2788 Sorry, I already ate your leftovers but we can offer you someone else’s. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2789 Warning! The chef is a grouch. 1.2297 0.06538 74 62 7 5
2790 We're known for our ratatouille—that is, the veggie-free version. 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2791 This week we are trying a new fusion blend for the restaurant, by mixing leftovers with the tiki bar next door 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2792 Apologies, we're out of to go containers, however... 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
2793 Your taxi is here! 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2794 Given the recent pandemic… 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
2795 And that is when the phrase “getting canned from a job” was coined 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
2796 You seemed disappointed that we were out of the salmon. Frank here’s managed to salvage one more serve 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
2797 Chef asks that you place your preferences in his suggestion box. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2798 We're having some issues with our suppliers at the moment so we're serving something we call our "Can-demic Special" and, no, it's not garbage. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2799 Very good choice, sir. 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2800 Fred will now serenade you with the BeeGees "Don't Throw It All Away." 1.2295 0.05911 61 48 12 1
2801 We don’t have hotdogs, but we’re glad to show you some similar options.” 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2802 aah, yes we have a special in that price range... 1.2295 0.06356 61 49 10 2
2803 Your server is bringing out today’s specials. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
2804 Sir, would you like a doggie bag or a garbage bag for the rest of your meal? 1.2292 0.05231 96 78 14 4
2805 You don’t like this table? I have a lovely spot in the alley for you two. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2806 You may want to consider a different entree. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
2807 The appetizers are from Costco. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2808 Our chef believes this is the best way to heighten the aroma of leftovers. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2809 Tonight's special comes directly from the garbage of the five-star restaurant next door. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
2810 For ambience. The diners have become accustomed to eating out back. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
2811 Yesterday's special was better. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2812 We've decided to skip the farm and go directly compost-to-table. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2813 We are now offering our Recycled to Table special. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
2814 I’m sorry the fish was bad. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2815 Why get drunk when you can get trashed? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2816 Our bus staff is out this evening, so we're asking diners to eat over the trash can. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2817 Hello and welcome to Dumpster Dive. Here's your server Albert to show you tonight's specials. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2818 Absolutely! Raw food; 100% local; 100% recycled. Net zero in every way. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2819 Mr. Grouch would like to join your table ... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2820 We're out of ingredients for new meals, but perhaps we could interest you in something from our pre-owned selection. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
2821 For today's special we're bringing in the great outdoors. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
2822 Your entrées will be out shortly. However, due to new COVID guidelines, at the completion of your meal you will be required to disrobe and place all your leftover food items in our convenient checkout container. 1.2286 0.06801 70 59 6 5
2823 We used to have a violinist but... we've had to improvise. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
2824 We use a new technique called ‘sew vide’ 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
2825 Tonight’s special is a deconstructed freegan interpretation of last nights special 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
2826 The chef has prepared something special for you Karen 1.2286 0.07099 70 60 4 6
2827 We're now offering a zero-waste menu. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
2828 only leftovers tonight 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
2829 I'm sorry, but there appears to be a problem with your Veal Oscar. May I suggest one of our large poultry dishes? 1.2281 0.07517 57 48 5 4
2830 It's the same concept as farm-to-table. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2831 Sorry ,the kitchen is closed, but you are welcome to look through the trash 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
2832 I'm sorry, we're all out of fresh produce. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2833 Welcome to Café Bulimia 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2834 This establishment reserves the right to service anyone’s refuse. 1.2278 0.06228 79 66 8 5
2835 And if you're having a bad date night, we offer a takeaway option 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2836 And may I interest you in our alley catch of the day? 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2837 The vegetarian option is coming right up 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2838 Might I suggest something other than the chef’s prix fixe? 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
2839 We are the first Michelin star restaurant to embrace the new ‘farm to table to compost’ movement. 1.2278 0.05683 79 64 12 3
2840 As our kitchen is under siege,Chef will prepare your food table-side! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2841 You think the entree was bad, wait till you see the dessert tray" 1.2273 0.05535 88 72 12 4
2842 Cannes Cuisine, sir. Chef Pierre is from the Riviera and enjoys a good pun. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
2843 Will it be your usual? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
2844 The chef's special tonite is one of my personal favorites...' 'Soup in a Can'. 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
2845 Shall we start with salad? 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
2846 The special tonight: canned tuna 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2847 We are so sorry you feel uncomfortable with the gay couple at the other table. My colleague has found you a better spot and will be with you shortly. 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
2848 One Astros special. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
2849 We are hiring. Please spread the word. 1.2273 0.04775 88 69 18 1
2850 Our Thrown-Away menu comes highly recommended by SurvivalistsAndDumpsterDivers.org. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2851 Welcome to the Leftover Cafe. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
2852 Our chunky blue cheese is made in-house. 1.2267 0.06458 75 63 7 5
2853 That will save you a trip to the bathroom. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2854 Our environmentally-conscious new manager stopped to-go orders in styrofoam. 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2855 Tonight's meal will be locally sourced. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2856 I recommend our Save-The-Planet-Menu featuring yesterday's left overs. 1.2267 0.05224 75 59 15 1
2857 May I suggest a rose to accompany your choice of trash salad surpris? 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2858 The chef offers his sincerest apologies, and would like to atone for the overcooked salmon by throwing himself away with it. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2859 Our chef has a unique way of creating casseroles. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2860 Max will be your server tonight. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2861 One trash can coming right up. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2862 The chef's surprise this week is an acquired taste... 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
2863 May I suggest you skip the halibut today. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2864 please accept our apologies...due to supply chain difficulties our menu is temporarily downgraded. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2865 Your well done steak is ready 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2866 We're taking up a collection. Would you care to make a contribution? 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2867 We are all having to improvise around pandemic shortages. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2868 Of course! We strictly follow Health Department guidelines. Why do you ask?” 1.2267 0.04867 75 58 17 0
2869 We're gonna have to move you to a different table. We'd rather have people look at literal trash than watch you two split a side salad. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2870 Instead of zero waste… we’re more of an all waste establishment. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
2871 Introducing our new sustainable menu, sourced from local ingredients. 1.2267 0.05558 75 60 13 2
2872 Yes, you may choose a dish from last week’s menu. 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2873 Sorry to ask you to move, but this table was already reserved for the Grouch family. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2874 Here comes your deconstructed meal now 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2875 Oh? So a G.I. can is good enough for our boys but not "thou", is that it? 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2876 Welcome to Anthony's Sushi Restaurant and Bait Shop. Which specials would you like to hear? 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2877 Presenting dining reimagined! 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2878 Just in case you don't enjoy your dinner. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2879 Here comes what you can get for 30 dollars 1.2262 0.05706 84 69 11 4
2880 Now, let me tell you something about today’s specials... 1.2262 0.04895 84 66 17 1
2881 Jacques is the founding member of our STOMP cover band. 1.2262 0.05449 84 68 13 3
2882 You wanted your filet mignon well done? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2883 For your entree, you may choose from among these fresh cats. 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2884 Your review in Facebook did not escape us! 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2885 All of our food selections are curated and locally sourced. 1.2258 0.04359 93 72 21 0
2886 Organic steamed special, coming right up 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
2887 I’m terribly sorry to move you. But this is his regular table and you know how grouchy these children’s television celebrities can get. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
2888 Can I interest you in our specials? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2889 You said you've dined in Pigalle -- how about in a regular alley? 1.2258 0.07058 62 52 6 4
2890 100% local source 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
2891 Chef? Table six! Another Freegans are asking to look at the dish before ordering. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2892 Remember one man’s trash is another man’s treasure! Bon Appetit! 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
2893 you never said anything about canned tuna 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2894 Yes, it's farm to table. The farm is out back. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2895 My associate here is gonna hit you with a trash can. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2896 The kitchen wasn't quite sure what you meant by 'garbage plate' but we're doing our best. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2897 The kitchen has closed, but would you like to choose from our a la carte menu? 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2898 Funny you should ask. Yes, our green beans are canned. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2899 Table to curbside. It worked during the pandemic. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2900 I'm afraid the toilet is out of order tonight. Just put the top on when you're done. 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2901 Our signature offering is Ratatouille. I recommend it… 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2902 Our sommelier Philippe is here to walk you through the house wine selections. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2903 Some things never change: garbage in - garbage out… 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2904 I apologize. We still don't offer dine in, but we do have take out. 1.2254 0.04994 71 55 16 0
2905 Today's special is "Chef's Surprise" 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2906 Oh, I'd like you to meet my twin brother, Harry. He's a jokester. Our menu is quite tasty 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
2907 We’re going to have to ask you folks to leave; it’s long past closing and as you can see my colleague is dragging out the only housing we can afford on our pay in this market. 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
2908 And here are the imported meats from the Far East 1.2254 0.06406 71 59 8 4
2909 Our special is the curbside pick up 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
2910 The last person who didn't tip went out in that. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2911 We're gonna skip the boring middle part. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2912 And here is your garbage salad. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2913 Your waiter will be right with you. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
2914 It is late.I'm so sorry, but our chef has gone for the night. Before he left he arranged for some leftovers to be passed out gratis to our latecomers. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2915 Also, we are definitely hiring at the moment. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2916 Our special tonight is fresh grouch 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2917 You can pick your own meat. Your choice. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
2918 I'm sorry, we've run out of 'to-go' boxes. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
2919 Freshly harvested. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
2920 The dish crew is thin tonight, so we're pleased to offer a 10% discount if you DIY 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2921 Frank will happily show you tonight's alley carte options. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2922 Ordering "la sélection des ordures" forever cured this snooty couple of pretending they spoke French. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2923 He is coming a little too soon…. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2924 tonight's special tasting menu starts with a decomposing melange of last night's failures and next doors scraps. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2925 So glad they started bringing the trash through the restaurant, gives me the patio feeling I've been missing 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2926 Farm-to-Table is so last year. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2927 Our version of Farm to Table" 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
2928 We sincerely hope you enjoy this variation on Steak Oscar. 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2929 How can I help you 1.2241 0.06976 58 48 7 3
2930 On our specials today is what some of our critics fondly refer to as trash 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
2931 Welcome back to inside dining. Oh yes, The busboy quit. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2932 We do have value menu options available if you are interested. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
2933 There is a possibility that Louis overheard your comments regarding his service. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2934 Today's special is "garbage in, garbage out." 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2935 You did say, anything would be fine? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2936 I do apologize. He has a table for twenty and every last one of them is sending their steak back. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
2937 Look, we don't just serve fish guts. We serve artisanal fish guts. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2938 Yes, we are proud to say all our food is harvested and sourced locally 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2939 Yes sir, my manager is on his way 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
2940 Sir, you asked us to let you know when Mr. Grouch had arrived… 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
2941 Our special today is Buffet Leftovers. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2942 Again, my apologies for the misunderstanding Mr and Mrs. Raccoon. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2943 You’ve heard of beer can chicken… guess what our Special of the Day is? 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2944 We have the Super G special today 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2945 We close in a few minutes, so only take-out right now. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2946 We don't crumb your tablecloths anymore. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2947 He's every bit as good as the violinist. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2948 The busboy moved up to sous chef 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2949 I am so sorry. But we do have the chef's special small plate variety blend. 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2950 Tonight's menu features selections from our new "Table to Farm" initiative... 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2951 One man’s trash is another man’s dessert. 1.2237 0.05164 76 60 15 1
2952 Explainable and sustainable, we aim to please. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2953 If you don’t have your own masks we will gladly provide you with one from our own collection. 1.2237 0.04812 76 59 17 0
2954 ‘Unfortunately, someone just ordered the last Steak Oscar.’ 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
2955 Yes, "No Wives Wednesday" still applies to seniors. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2956 Tonight we’re serving In-N-Out burger. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2957 I miss my mask. 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
2958 Unfortunately, all we have at this hour are table scraps. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2959 Junk food? I thought this place was classy. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2960 We anticipate your response to our new dish. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2961 Tonight's Chef's Choice offering will feature presentation of a medley of the most popular dishes of the week. 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2962 Tonight‘s set menu is the Chef’s Potluck Special. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2963 - If you're interested, the second hand main course is half the price! 1.2235 0.05391 85 69 13 3
2964 It's today's ABC Special. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2965 Welcome. I suggest you order tonight's special, but my alter ego says to stick with the regular menu. 1.2235 0.05888 85 71 9 5
2966 The Veal Oscar is prepared tableside. 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2967 We don’t need these anymore. COVID Regulations are all lifted, so it’s back to tossing our trash on the sidewalk 1.2235 0.05645 85 70 11 4
2968 We are not exactly unanimous on today’s special 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
2969 Yes everything is fine here, our restaurant is fully staffed and ready to serve you post pandemic 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
2970 I'm sorry, we're out of garbage, but the slop is very good. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2971 Pay no attention,…..he’s really quite harmless. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2972 Are you serious?" "You really want to see where we got that piece of meat. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2973 I can assure you it’s organic 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2974 What do I recommend? --That you come back in 2 weeks when the Chef should be replaced 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2975 We guarantee couples a happy anniversary. Just dump your complaints in the trash. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
2976 So you want something off menu, huh? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2977 Our slop du jour is ... 1.2222 0.06074 90 77 6 7
2978 Apologies from the chef, we are out of the tartar. He does, however, have something on the house for you. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2979 We don't have a dessert cart, but... 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2980 Tonighr we have nice selection of leftovers. 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2981 Tonight's special is crabs in a barrel. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
2982 What did you think our name, Dogs Night Out, meant? 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2983 How many soupcons would you prefer? 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2984 It appears you did not finish your vegetables. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2985 I'm afraid we're no longer accepting Bitcan. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2986 The top layer or the bottom? They’re both pleasant in their own ways. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2987 The menu is a la carting. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2988 The chef tells me he did indeed find some ketchup in the kitchen and is bringing it out now. 1.2222 0.06576 63 52 8 3
2989 We prefer to think of our selections as ‘freshly tossed’. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2990 May I suggest one of our lighter entrees 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2991 We can throw your leftovers out here so that you don't have to do that at home. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2992 We're working on his sense of timing. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2993 Table 4 does not recommend the seared scallops. 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
2994 I’m afraid the kitchen is closed, but Louis can show you what is still available. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
2995 Of course it's fresh! It was discarded less than an hour ago. Jake Ashburn, Columbus, Ohio 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
2996 Okay so you want to know more about our recycling protocol? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
2997 For our special tonight— les larmes des pauvres—a lobster dinner is brought out and thrown directly into the trash. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2998 Today’s special is the ‘Bottom of the Barrel Buffet’ 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
2999 We're experimenting a new kind of plate for picky eaters 1.2222 0.05827 81 67 10 4
3000 So, for this evening's amuse-bouche, we have pickled food scraps. 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3001 Have you dived with us before? 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3002 Try to ignore old Bob. Sometimes he gets his orders mixed up. 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3003 Geraldo is working on tonight's specials as I speak. 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3004 It’s our way To Insure Prompt Service. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
3005 If you hear him banging on it, put your mask on and act like you had on the whole time.... 1.2222 0.05270 81 65 14 2
3006 Who order the junk food? It's sold by the pound" 1.2222 0.05744 63 50 12 1
3007 We apologize your waiter was rude. Rest assured he’s been canned… 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3008 Sorry Sir. Corona restrictions! 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3009 Waiter, there will be a fly on my soup 1.2222 0.05316 72 57 14 1
3010 We are so pleased to return to normal after the shutdown. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3011 It's on the house. 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3012 We’ll have the pick of the litter 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3013 Can I recommend our latest low carbon footprint protein? 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3014 Monday’s specials are in our circular. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
3015 Our soup flies are locally sourced 1.2222 0.05556 81 66 12 3
3016 due to popular demand we are now doing indoor “outdoor” dinning 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3017 since the restaurants new manager is a hipster, Gaston will offer you a choice of bins to eat your beef bourgignon from . 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3018 Yes even our trash cans are local and artisanal 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3019 Our new menu really tries to tackle food waste 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
3020 And here is the chef's selection of upcycled meats. 1.2211 0.04775 95 76 17 2
3021 Please don't forget to file your review with our Customer Service Manager. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
3022 We're a zero-waste restaurant. Please help yourself to the buffet. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
3023 We keep our well-done steaks in a very special place to maintain quality control 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
3024 Please don't be alarmed...a children's TV celeb valet parked. 1.2208 0.06568 77 66 5 6
3025 May I interest you folks in today's special? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3026 And now, Monsieur, Jean Claude will show you some offerings from the economy menu. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3027 The 'special' tonight: leftovers. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3028 I’m sorry to tell you we don’t have food to serve you. I offer instead, the wonderfully talented Luigi, who has mastered the musical qualities of the garbage can. Take it away, Luigi! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3029 Perhaps, I've misunderstood, but did you order garBAGE al dente?! 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3030 We've changed how we do a few things since COVID. 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
3031 Ah, the poisson is an excellent choice. Do you have your gun, or do you require one? At Chez Trente-Huit, you shoot your own, in a barrel. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3032 not sure why you choose *la poubelle, but, here. (*the trash can) 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3033 Our curb-to-table menu is only available on Thursdays. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3034 Your food is going to a better place. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3035 Our chef allows our best patrons to select their own salad greens. 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3036 May the chef recommend your entree served Oscar style? 1.2208 0.05735 77 63 11 3
3037 Yes, the chef’s tasting menu is really all can-to-table tonight. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3038 Sir, those are not the fajitas. No need to 'ooohhhh'. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3039 Here at Jén-trify the chef is committed to honoring your perception of the neighborhood. 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3040 The chef's special tonight is truly offal 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3041 I'm sorry, but we ordered a young couple from Brooklyn 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3042 Tonight you’ll be serenaded by Oscar the Grouch. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3043 It's our way to accept your nonacceptance 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3044 Since you ordered a jereboam, we've had to improvise for a wine cooler. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3045 I’m sorry we have a limited selection tonight. Jules will show you what’s on offer. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3046 According to your last Yelp review, this is more appealing to you. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3047 ...and finally, we have a pre-pandemic special. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3048 The special tonight is ecologically friendly, earth-safe, near-fresh, melange-of-veggies, with a secret sauce sourced from four different countries and endorsed by the EPA, DHS, NSA, Hole Foods, and Paula Deen. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
3049 We can make you the house special salad. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3050 We're short on staff; so if you wouldn't mind... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3051 Our new chef hasn't quite mastered our cuisine. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3052 do ya want to hear the chelf’s specials or the waiters’ recommendations. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3053 After the fad of eating off cutting boards had been and gone, restaurants were eager to embrace new trends. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3054 In your case, we would be happy to make a substitution. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3055 I naturally assumed you were ordering it to go 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3056 We will now present the Chateaubriand after marinating in La Paubelle sauce. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3057 Actually, it's an even more sustainable source than farm-to-table. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3058 In the future, please ask for a doggie bag before we clear the table. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
3059 We've come up with the next big craze in charcuterie. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3060 Signori il pranzo è servito 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3061 Yes, all of our food here is locally sourced. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3062 We try our best to match dinner to the show 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3063 This was bound to happen after they started serving food in mason jars and medicine bottles. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3064 We have all your bucket list items! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3065 The chef requested you compare his dish with ACTUAL garbage. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3066 Ahem, As I was saying, all of our ingredients are locally sourced .... 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
3067 Your waiter would like to send the food back... 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
3068 I recommend you embrace our new ecological experience "immersion poubelle". The menu will be with you shortly. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
3069 Where did you think the “zero food miles” menu came from, sir? 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3070 The other table ordered yesterday's special. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3071 Good evening, my name is Antoine and I’ll be your server this evening. Let me begin by telling you that current food, labor, and sanitation supply shortages have required som ‘’adjustments’ to our menu… 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3072 I regret to have to inform you that Mr. Toobin seems to have escaped, so there will be no live entertainment until we catch him. However, if you log onto our WiFi, you can stream his greatest strokes videos from our library, gratis. 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
3073 Here, we bring the can to you 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
3074 The chef's special... 1.2198 0.04893 91 73 16 2
3075 I recommend you don't eat in this trashy place. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3076 Yes! We recycle ! May I recommend an appetizer? 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3077 To this day Dennis still hates telling his dining contestants they got a zonk at "Let's Make a Meal." 1.2195 0.04916 82 65 16 1
3078 We're throwing everything out. You should leave quickly. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3079 You did order leftovers. 1.2195 0.05213 82 66 14 2
3080 I am so sorry. We forgot that today was trash pick up day.” 1.2195 0.04599 82 64 18 0
3081 We’re still waiting on the fresh catch of the day. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3082 Just in case 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3083 Unfortunately, you’re saying racist, sexist, homophobic things that other tables are overhearing. Me - I don’t care, I’m a straight white man. The owners - say you’re gonna have to go. 1.2195 0.05494 82 67 12 3
3084 Because you're card was declined I’m afraid we’re going to have to ask you to give us back the food you just ate. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3085 Because of recent staff shortages, our special for tonight is whatever didn't sell well at the Chinese place across the street. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3086 We took your critical review quite seriously, and shall make it very true. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3087 No, it’s not “carry on,” it’s “Carrion.” 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3088 I apologize for the delay. The health inspector is here.” 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3089 farm to table is so last year. reuse the refuse is the new trend 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3090 We are a zero-waste restaurant 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3091 It turns out we can accommodate you with some outside seating, if you’ll just follow this gentleman. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3092 He's pretty sure you were his grade eleven science teacher, Mr. Stevenson. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3093 Why yes sir, we do have a special menu for Yelp reviewers. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
3094 Today's dumpster-diving specials include: 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3095 Here's the "doggie bag" you requested. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3096 We’re a little short-staffed this evening, so you’ll be taking part in our ‘immersive dining experience’” 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3097 My apologies, folks. Its been a while since we've had guests inside the restaurant. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3098 The compost is very fresh this evening 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
3099 In case the two of you get wasted 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3100 Our chef has not only reimagined the menu with a unique sustainable seasonable vegan offering, we have also reimagined our suggestion box. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
3101 It's called upcycling 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
3102 Raccoon family, party of 2? 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3103 I'm afraid all we have left is the 2020 special. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
3104 Our chef has prepared a special barrel-aged Bouillabaisse with hints of fermented coffee grounds and heritage orange peel. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3105 You are what you eat, Sen. McConnel, and we all know what you are. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3106 Too close to the kitchen? Louie here handles complaints. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3107 I don’t think “… you want to ask to see the Chef 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
3108 We're testing a new kind of Diner Loyalty program. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3109 Tonight's Chef's Special is also Chef's Failure, I'm afraid. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3110 We're cutting out busboys. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3111 Just ignore him. It's his part time job. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3112 We've been in quarantine for 4 years now so we're pretty much down to left overs. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3113 It's the catch of the day. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3114 We are out of that sir, but we do have some leftover from a party here earlier. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3115 That’s the soupe d'hier. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3116 I’m sorry. What’s left on the menu is garbage. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
3117 I'm Gonna make you an offer you can't refuse. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3118 . “Would you like your eggs over easy or under the table” 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3119 And tonight's special we are our offering an asparagus steak Oscar the Grouch 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3120 Organic, sustainable and superfair 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3121 Yes, our entire menu is locally sourced, all natural, free-range garbage. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3122 To battle food waste, we’re piloting a new “trash to table” concept 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3123 It's the latest in recycling cuisine. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
3124 Your after dinner entertainment will be from the Broadway show Stomp! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3125 I guarantee you won't like it. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
3126 The chef is coming out and I will warn you, he is a bit of a Grouch. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
3127 Thatsa no meatball! 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
3128 Since you are vegans, everything you ordered goes directly into the garbage. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3129 Would sir like to choose his soup fly? 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
3130 We ran out of the 'Chef's Surprise, so Maurice had to improvise... 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3131 I'm afraid it's come to our attention that the Chicken Cordon Bleu you had may not have been cooked in accordance our usual high standards. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3132 Feel free to use the receptacle for any leftovers or opinions. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
3133 Sorry, no substitutions. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3134 And if the food nauseates you, we ask that you use the trash can. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3135 And now our special for this evening. Compost-au-Feu! 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3136 Plesase ignore. It’s just a labor saving measure during the pandemic. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3137 “Would you like masks to start with?” 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3138 And, we have our prix fixe. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3139 So you requested our Recycled Menu Option? 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
3140 Oui Monsieur, one man’s trash izz our chef’s lobster bisque. 1.2179 0.04705 78 61 17 0
3141 Since you've chosen our ultra-low price menu, let me show you Today's Special. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3142 We call it 'Money-Laundering-Chic.' We get great reviews. 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3143 We plate our ‘well done’ steaks slightly differently 1.2179 0.05954 78 65 9 4
3144 Our expectations bin will be here momentarily 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3145 At this restaurant we’re committed to reducing food waste 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
3146 Your orders will be out soon. We're having some problems with our refrigeration, so I'll just place this nearby. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
3147 The Bouillabaisse has been described as having metallic notes 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3148 I recommend our daily goulash special. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3149 And now for dessert, our new pastry chef, Oscar the Grouch, has prepared a trashimisu just for you. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3150 Are you the couple whose doggy turned out to be a raccoon? 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3151 ‘“And today’s A La Carte dessert specials are whatever-anyone-didn’t finish” 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3152 May we collect your comment card? 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3153 The dessert plate will be presented by the waiter of your last visit. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
3154 We finally found the Chef's Surprise. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3155 You’re 86’d. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3156 "I am SO sorry! When our new chef announced, 'Their dinner is in the can,' I thought it was ready!" 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
3157 Our maître d' is a barrel of laughs. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3158 We normally close at 9 p.m. But it's okay. Go ahead and take your time! 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
3159 In case you order the special 1.2174 0.06486 69 58 7 4
3160 We also have a dinner smorgasbord on special. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3161 Tonight, our only special is leftovers. 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3162 It's the next big thing after molecular gastronomy. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3163 I’ve asked the sommelier to give you his opinion on your wine selection 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
3164 Your server tonight will be my cousin Frank - from Jersey. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3165 Our lounge singer has taken ill, so tonight’s entertainment will be provided by Stomp 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3166 I trust this will satisfy your never ending foodie bourgeoisie appetite for new culinary experiences 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
3167 If you’re done, we’re ready to take you out now. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3168 Guaranteed, 100% recyclable. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3169 …And for the culinary adventurous, I‘d like you to consider our special Monday fish medley…. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3170 Unfortunately, Table 6 has just ordered the kitchen sink. But we do have this, and it is rather fresh. 1.2169 0.05950 83 70 8 5
3171 Sorry, sir, we only serve upcycled cuisine. 1.2169 0.04551 83 65 18 0
3172 Yes, I understand that you haven’t been to a restaurant in 15 months. But we closed two hours ago — so either I escort you to the door now or Roderick will deposit you on the curb. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
3173 We're now offering farm to table to compost. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3174 Hope you don’t mind, Oscar the Grouch will be joining you for dinner. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
3175 Our menu is garbage…no, really. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
3176 The vomitorium is closed for repairs. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3177 As this is a "zero waste restaurant," we have developed an alternative to the traditional menu. 1.2167 0.06761 60 50 7 3
3178 This 2020 Chardonnay was aged in a stainless steel barrel 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3179 Yes, we’re out of to-go containers. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
3180 Now, your private performance of Stomp. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
3181 yes this is in fact an authentic local delicacy... 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
3182 Sorry for the delay folks, here comes the menu now. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3183 Good choice sir. The raccoon special is always a favorite. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3184 and for tonight, the special is..... 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3185 You said that you thought it fell out on your plate. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3186 The English chef is on tonight. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3187 Your French needs a bit of work! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3188 May I recommend the chef's special? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3189 All I can tell you, it is trending right now. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3190 The raccoon special for two. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3191 Walter here will show you our specials. We are almost out of them 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3192 What do you say we make some room for dessert? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3193 We always plan ahead. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3194 ... and now the sommelier will show you tonight's wine. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3195 Unfortunately there's only one of those left. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3196 Don't order the soup du jour on trash day. 1.2162 0.06460 74 63 6 5
3197 Yes,we do emphasize cleanliness above all else 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3198 Our muppets are cooked fresh, never frozen, with the shell on. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3199 Tonight's special is a new take on dumplings. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3200 I’m sorry, he misinterpreted the “refuse service to anyone” sign. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
3201 I'm glad you asked about our most sustainable offer 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3202 We are a land-fill to table restaurant. 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
3203 In compliance with Covid regulations you’ll be dining — mandatorily — during today’s matinee performance of STOMP. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3204 It's for your expectations. 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3205 You want ketchup? Get in the bin 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3206 Yes its true, we just got out first Michelin Bin! 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
3207 First, we’d like to offer you something from our locally sourced organic compost collection. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
3208 Our special tonight is déchets du tonneau dans la ruelle. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3209 I’ts the new sustainability cuisine. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
3210 Two bargain-bin specials coming up! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3211 The chef is very touchy about substitutions, but if you insist. . . 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3212 Frank here remembers you from last year when you called the food garbage. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3213 Oops sorry wrong table 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3214 I’m so sorry, we ran out of takeout containers. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3215 And off menu we offer garbage du jour. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3216 And today's specials. are offered straight from our curbside dining menu! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3217 Sir, your meal will be comped. And composted. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3218 We all need to do our part for the circular economy. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3219 Would you like our Urban Forager to prepare your entrees table side? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3220 And be sure to give us 5 stars on Yelp. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3221 @newyorkercartoons “Our whole menu is a la carte” 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3222 Have you heard of our new dumpster diving dining experience? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3223 Since this is your first visit to a raccoon-fusion restaurant, I've had something very special brought out for you to try. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3224 . "I'm so sorry. I thought you were through. Please let me make this right." 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3225 So, this is how I die. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3226 You see, some people crave a one-star dining experience. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3227 The chef said he'll cook anything you want with the leftovers. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
3228 Sorry for the delay, you will start with a frummage followed by dumplings and dreck, for dessert a meadow muffin. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3229 We compost. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3230 These are the freshest fish we have at the moment. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3231 The online reviews of our special have been outstanding, but just in case. . . 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3232 I see you have a new busboy 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3233 Tonight we're featuring selections from our recycling menu. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
3234 We're out of veal but we do have Oscar. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3235 People outside say it is still edible. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
3236 I assure you, Sir. Whatever your wife did with her false teeth, we did Not find them among our leftovers. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
3237 Yes,the procyonidae is caught fresh daily. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
3238 Our selling point is that we feed you what you know you deserve. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
3239 Chef Pierre says if you insist on le ketchup with l’escargot, you should try le garbage. 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3240 That's a good question. I don't handle the trash; I just clean the rest rooms. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3241 It's our all-new concept that replaces the open buffet while retaining the ever popular "all you can eat". 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3242 Tonight’s table side performance: RENT 1.2143 0.06400 70 59 7 4
3243 Sir, we must ask you to wear a tie. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
3244 I'd recommend either the Two Buck Chuck, or the classic Ripple. But you might want something much stronger 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3245 You’re going to have to spit out your gum before ordering 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3246 Tonight, your waiter will be Oscar the Grouch 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3247 The owner decided to really lean into the review that said our food was garbage 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
3248 Here comes our specials. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3249 The chef has decided we may accommodate your request for a buffet. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3250 Each order is made especially for you. If something is not right, James will haul it away pronto! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3251 I understand you have selected the seal blubber." 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3252 The menu on our website is for social media influencers 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3253 Today's special is a deconstruction of yesterday's special 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
3254 My apologies, but the chef is really fed up. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3255 After being closed for such a long time because of COVID restrictions, we've had to hire a really inexperienced head chef and that has required giving our busboy slightly different equipment. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3256 I apologize in advance for our dessert tray. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3257 He’s working from home. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3258 Our chef, Monsier Henri, will display our specials for today. 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
3259 And, of course, all of our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3260 For your dining convenience, we’re providing this receptacle to use when you angrily reject the last few bites of your meal as inedible before demanding a refund. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3261 . . .And for today's plat du jour,Chef features a vegetarian buff 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3262 Tonight there will be hair and flies and all sorts of other things in your soup. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3263 We only use the best natural and sustainable ingredients. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3264 Culinary surprises await you as part of our immersive “Lady and the Tramp” dining experience. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3265 Would you like to dumpster dive for our specials? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3266 And as we resume and bounce back, we have this ‘dig-deep-and-explore-menu’ option for you! 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3267 Our Chef requests you take a nice whiff of garbage before sampling the menu. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3268 the new menu 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3269 We have a new policy that if you act like garbage, we will be taking you out like garbage 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
3270 Your order will be showcased soon 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
3271 Can we offer any assistance in making room for dessert? 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3272 You did request a surprise, sir. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3273 Oh, that's our new table-side service. He collects the scraps. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
3274 I regret to say that our menu does not offer the item you requested, but we have outsourced it from a nearby establishment. 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
3275 I recommend our farm-to table-to-trash-to-table special. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3276 My apologies. The catch of the day is quite the bottom-feeder. 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
3277 Apparently, we've just run out of the special. 1.2133 0.06379 75 64 6 5
3278 Let me tell you about yesterday's specials 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3279 Anybody need to make room for dessert? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3280 We are recycling leftovers. You can have your pick. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3281 Yesterday's special is half price... 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3282 Our food is always fresh 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3283 Tonight's all-you-can-eat specialty is garbage du jour. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3284 Would Madame and Monsieur like to learn about this evening’s specials? 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3285 The chef is doing a wedding today. We're offering a special on leftovers. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3286 We typically cater to non recurring patrons 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3287 Allow me to show you our dessert cart. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3288 Our chef is experimenting today. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3289 This place must be a dump! 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3290 Welcome to Eleven Madison Park 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3291 We have a discount wine program. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3292 We do ask that you take out your own trash for cleanliness. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3293 And here is your 2021-themed dessert 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3294 We actually have a pop-up tonight. All locally sourced, deconstructed street food presented in its original vessel. 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
3295 We just started offering curbside pickup. 1.2131 0.07057 61 52 5 4
3296 On the menu ce soir, forage de la cité. 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3297 Due to supply-chain disruptions, we've had to resort to canned ingredients. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3298 Were you aware of the new fire code when you ordered cherries jubilee? 1.2131 0.06659 61 51 7 3
3299 Should’ve tipped better. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
3300 'Poubelle' is French for 'trashcan.' 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3301 And tonight’s special is our International “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts” poupou platter whipped up by Chef James Corden. Just don't tell Princess Kim Saira. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
3302 Chef doesn’t feel terribly inspired tonight so he recommends you try the ‘rummage up your own’ buffet. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3303 Okay, let's see what's on the menu today. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3304 Yes Sir, we have the most experimental chef in town - Oh! there Louie is with our specials selections for the day! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3305 The second course is better. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3306 The manager isn't in right now,would you like to leave a message? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3307 Our special this evening is called Deja Vu Surprise. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3308 Let me tell you about today's special. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3309 We highly recommend our grilled compost special 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3310 We didn’t get any shipments so you get to choose your entree 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3311 A cover is not the book 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3312 Leftovers 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3313 While our outdoor dining space is indeed covid secure, I apologize it's near the dumpsters. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
3314 It’s the best dumpster dive menu in the city. We source our cans exclusively from upper east side brownstones. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
3315 We take pride in capturing the seasonal aromatics of the city 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3316 And your evening entertainment will be a performance of STOMP. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3317 Your salad had e-coli so we’re giving you a complimentary to go container 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3318 Oh, BRING you some garlic bread 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3319 In support of Recycle Week we are offering…. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3320 He's our busboy. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3321 We compost in this restaurant—the sooner, the better. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3322 Did I hear someone order Amer-in-can? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3323 Tonight's amuse bouche arrives is ratatoille tail garnished with foie gras de seagull au naturelle. It was sourced locally 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3324 Let me show you the dessert. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3325 Yes, the food is garbage, but our busboy service is first-rate. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3326 Styrofoam leftover boxes, bad for the environment. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3327 We apologize for the delay. Staffing issues have required some reallocation of tasks and there has been some pushback. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3328 Yes, we recycle, GET IN. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3329 ... and finally, for your pleasure, we offer a new, unique ‘repurposed repast’ 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3330 I heard you say the code phrase, “does anyone even have Splenda anymore?” What do you need me to make disappear? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3331 It's called experiential dining, where we bring you the dumpster diving. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3332 …And two you can put your goddamn 2-star Yelp review right here 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3333 Very well. This is what we don't reccomend. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3334 Please compost any left overs. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3335 Our freshly tossed garbage uses only local ingredients. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
3336 Our entertainment tonight is provided by a former member of "Stomp". 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3337 I’m so sorry, but the last Dumpster Dive special was taken just as I put your order in, so I took the liberty of substituting our very fine Alley Can Select feature for you tonight. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3338 Allow me to explain - our diner's are always encouraged to view the food choices before making their selections 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3339 And for tonight’s special, we’ve been gathering our diners’ input. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3340 Tonight, our menu is garbáge to table 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
3341 Your outside table is now available. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3342 We take our recycling seriously. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
3343 And I'll have the kitchen sink, please. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
3344 Sorry. We are short-staffed. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
3345 We're a farm-to-table-to-garbage restaurant. 1.2115 0.07929 52 45 3 4
3346 I appreciate you spending last year studying French online, but this is what you ordered... no, that’s not how you pronounce ’hors d’oeuvres’. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
3347 In France, we consideur ziss a délicacy. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3348 Due to staffing issues, we've moved to paper plates and self-bussing. 1.2113 0.04879 71 56 15 0
3349 Our chef is quite adventuresome…. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3350 It's a nice blend of flavors. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3351 May I recommend our tasting menu of leftovers 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3352 Perhaps madame and monsieur would prefer to order something from the restaurant across the street rather than from the one out back? 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3353 And the Special of the Day is... 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3354 Of course we're farm-to-table. Le Mulch en Papillote for Madame? 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3355 Just so you know, you're not the first customers we've had since the COVID shutdown and having to hire a new chef. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3356 For your safety, buffets are currently against the rules. But dumpster diving is still allowed. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3357 I’m afraid Pierre’s interpretation of Chef’s request to “Take Out the Garbage” might prove inconvenient for you. 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
3358 Tonight, we offer our locally sourced dumpster-to-table menu! The charred vegetables and the blackened Cod are amazing. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3359 Takeout is still an option.. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3360 Personally, I think the trend for serving food on everything other than plates has gotten out of hand 1.2113 0.06317 71 60 7 4
3361 The special tonight is garbage, but don't let that deter you from getting it. It's quite popular. 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3362 Madam, here is your steak, well done 1.2113 0.05990 71 59 9 3
3363 We prepare the Hot Pocket course table side. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3364 We’ve paired tonight’s menu with a lovely 2021 trash can punch with notes of baking spice, stone fruit, and banana peel. 1.2113 0.05275 71 57 13 1
3365 Please forgive Pierre…the hot soup on your lap, the mustache hair in the wine…unforgivable…but he’s taking it quite hard that you insist he should be canned.” 1.2111 0.05805 90 77 7 6
3366 May I suggest the House Melange ? 1.2111 0.05357 90 75 11 4
3367 The good service makes up for the bad food. 1.2111 0.04869 90 73 15 2
3368 Looking at what you've ordered we thought you could do with this 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3369 But you've had dessert and have lingered for three hours now. I'm sorry but we're closing and need to finish cleaning the place. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3370 At this late hour, for your consideration Le Mistaque du Jour. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3371 A bold red and tongs. Excellent choice. 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3372 What would you like for your ordure? 1.2105 0.06497 57 47 8 2
3373 It's an environmentally sensitive, ecological approach to fine dining; we call it "the clean plate club" or zero biomass emissions. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3374 Our Chef Oscar T. Grouch invites you to share his passion for recycled food and sustainable dining 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3375 Would you like to hear about our special on leftovers? 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3376 Didn't we do another cartoon on this same theme about a year ago? 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
3377 You requested the gluten-free dessert cart? 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3378 Our sampling menu? But of course! 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3379 We were out of "The Kitchen Sink" so the chef made you something special. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
3380 Today's special is leftovers. 1.2105 0.06016 76 64 8 4
3381 Today's Spécialité is Garbage délicieuse 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3382 I'm told I could make more money if I didn't work" 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3383 We’ll have the 2020 dish. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3384 We're terribly sorry about your engagement surprise... 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3385 The olives are not pitted. . 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3386 Get in. Dont you know there’s a pandemic on 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3387 Now will that be check, cash, card, or cleaning duty? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3388 He thinks he’s still part of the Blue Man Group.... just humour him. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3389 We only use local produce, sir 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3390 When your food arrives, eat fast. The busboy is in a mood. 1.2099 0.04553 81 64 17 0
3391 Sorry, we're take-out only. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3392 In an effort to speed up your time at the table during the pandemic, we would ask that you bus your own table between courses. Thank you. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3393 Unfortunately, due to illness, our violinist Estrella will not be able to serenade you this evening. However we can offer you the services of Ozzie. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3394 Seems our new sommelier has some definite opinions on our current wine inventory. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
3395 Yes, that is Mr. Giuliani in the corner. He orders the same thing every night. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
3396 Tonight’s special is food poisoning. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3397 Out with the trash water? 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3398 The waitor was right when he suggested I just throw the whole man away 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
3399 The food here is garbage, but still better than chik-fil-A 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
3400 We had to let the violinist go. Pandemic. But luckily, we already had a talented percussionist on staff... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3401 My colleague here would like to recommend the Pot au Feh. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3402 Everything is from our locally-sourced, curb-to-table menu. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
3403 I can assure you it’s all local. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3404 OK, bad news first. The bad news is, we have nothing left to eat but garbage. The good news is, we have just enough for you two. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3405 May I take your masks? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
3406 Our special this evening is called the 2020. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3407 Vegan, gluten free meal coming right your way. Enjoy 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3408 Do you prefer it rare, medium-well, or well-chewed? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3409 Our upcycle menu offers a variety of choices 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
3410 Today is Trash Day. Our special is Organic Waste. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3411 Can I tempt you with a sampling of yesterday's dessert? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
3412 Our tasting menu is really delicious. Take a look. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
3413 He promises to put a mask on the next time he comes through. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
3414 We've gotten complaints you're stealing signals from the kitchen. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3415 We call this dish 'avant-garbage' 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3416 Today chef is offering a 5 course partial digestation menu 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3417 I regret to inform you that we do not permit any trash talk. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3418 Have you tried our pot-au-pew? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3419 The chef has replied to your review on Yelp. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3420 May I suggest some of our canned specialties? 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3421 Dumpster-to-table, we are committed to serving local. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3422 Don’t make eye contact, he just got canned. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3423 And to help maintain that outdoor ambience . . . 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3424 Let's just cut to the chase. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3425 I'm really sorry sir,but you do have a reputation. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3426 You are out last customers. And Louie wants to go home. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3427 Perhaps our Maître d ' has just the thing for your rotten attitude. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3428 It’s the next best thing to eating outdoors. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3429 For today's specials, our manager got carried away with composting. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3430 If this is your first time in Rochester, I recommend the garbage plate. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3431 I’m afraid the chef is a bit… in-disposed, sir 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3432 We have a special table for customers who chose not to tip. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
3433 Welcome to the most eco friendly restaurant in town! Every meal you eat here has been recycled and reused guaranteed! #G7 #keepit clean 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3434 Would you like to order something from our ‘sustainable dessert’ cart? 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
3435 And in keeping with our zero waste policy, the trash course is served with a tepid bottle of drain water. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
3436 Allow me to share with you our Monday night specials. 1.2090 0.06568 67 57 6 4
3437 We're sorry to inform you that we're out of junk food 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3438 Well, here comes your dinner now. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3439 Welcome to Le Forager. Your waiter Pierre will discuss today’s specials. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3440 I am terribly sorry, the back alley buffet is already closed for the day, would you like to see our selection of appetizers? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3441 Please discard your expectations before we begin. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3442 You should see how we serve the soup of the day. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3443 The food here is garbage. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3444 This IS the buffet. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3445 Would you like to hear about our specials? 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3446 Would you like to see our special? 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3447 One "Leftover Special" coming right up!" 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3448 Today's entree is out of the can au natural. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
3449 Would you like to hear about yesterday's specials? 1.2083 0.04820 72 57 15 0
3450 We told him he was being canned and apparently he has a question. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3451 Excellent choice. Our farm-to-table-to-trash menu is very popular. 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3452 It's our new farm-to-table-to-dumpster experience! 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3453 Mr Gates, we didn’t expect to see you dating so soon after your divorce. Let us show you our specials. 1.2083 0.06542 72 62 5 5
3454 . "For tonight's special we have Grilled Salmon a la dumpster." 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3455 Hello again, folks. So, about that seafood special you two just ate...er, not quite sure how to put this, but um... 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
3456 We only accept payment in pennies 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3457 This is an immersive experience so you'll be bussing your own table. No this has nothing to do with worker shortages. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3458 Yes, these are our new semi-post-covid restrictions. You have to throw out the food yourself. 1.2083 0.06235 72 61 7 4
3459 I asked for the rangoon not the raccoon 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3460 We're sending you back." 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3461 We have a new barf bucket. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3462 Our menu heavily features “recyclable edibles”. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3463 Today's Special is 'Pick Your Poison' 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3464 You may photograph the food for free. If you insist on eating it, there will be a 15% surcharge for clean up. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3465 Tonight's special is Oscar Oscar. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3466 Apologies, folks, but the dessert tray is not icluded in the prix fixe meal . However, instead... 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3467 I'm sorry, but for dinner tonight, all we have is what Ocar is willing to share. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3468 We don't serve margaritas by the pitcher anymore. 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3469 The Chef-special gets better with time. 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3470 Can we present the daily specials? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3471 Yesterday's specials were so popular we're serving them again this evening. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3472 Would you like to try the soup du junk? 1.2078 0.05649 77 64 10 3
3473 Is drycleaning for our coats the First Course ? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3474 You’ve never had a pu pu platter before? 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3475 I get that you're grouchy, but we don't do valet. 1.2078 0.05944 77 65 8 4
3476 What’s wrong, sir? Did you not order your steak well-done? 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3477 Sorry, we are closing. 1.2078 0.05008 77 62 14 1
3478 I'm sorry we didn't have any Bin 28, but our sommelier has picked out a delightful alternative 1.2078 0.05338 77 63 12 2
3479 Before introducing our specials, I'd like to emphasize our commitment to sustainability... 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
3480 Seasonal favorites 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
3481 I’m afraid for tonight we’re bringing outdoor dining inside. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
3482 Chef’s pickings 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3483 As you ordered, le buffet de la poubelle, a little hors d'oeuvre for you. Bon appétit. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3484 Regrettably, we are also the kitchen staff, so after you eat would you be kind enough to clear your table and give yourselves a nice tip? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3485 We are short on help - got rid of the Middle Man 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
3486 Unfortunately our selections are somewhat limited this evening. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3487 Hold the mayo!! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3488 Can I interest you in our selection of table to table to table? 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3489 Help yourselves! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3490 Yes we do have some gluten free options.. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
3491 The chef requires you to pick your ingredients. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
3492 My apologies, we read your Yelp review. 1.2069 0.07279 58 50 4 4
3493 Tonight we are featuring a Trashcan to Table tasting menu. 1.2069 0.06851 58 49 6 3
3494 Your tableside tossed salad. 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
3495 I told him that people who don't tip are trash. 1.2069 0.05456 87 73 10 4
3496 I know what you like. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3497 hey do you know this guy? he says hes your grandpa but im like 80% sure hes just a homeless guy with a bin 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3498 We source only the freshest, locally-grown mushrooms. 1.2069 0.04664 87 70 16 1
3499 I’m so sorry: we are sold out of the : composed cheese & summer berries platter . 1.2069 0.05696 87 74 8 5
3500 For the avoidance of doubt, we’ll quickly check you’ve lost your sense of taste. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
3501 And for your masks…and all your pandemic pains, just toss them out right here! 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3502 May I interest you in the house Hunch Punch? 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
3503 Chef’s running a little late today… 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
3504 And now for our recycled menu... 1.2065 0.04244 92 73 19 0
3505 Musta been my Boston accent. I ordered “cabbage”, not “garbage”. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
3506 We also have a table d’hôte menu inspired by our TripAdvisor reviews. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3507 Along with the Donald Trump Orange Roughy and the Sausage alla Jeffrey Toobin, we provide, at no extra charge, a regurgitation vessel. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3508 The crappie is fresh tonight, but not in the way you'd think. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
3509 Yes ma’am, it came fresh from New Jersey this morning 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
3510 Our master chef will present our outstanding selection of sustainable recycled specialties. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3511 I'm sorry Mr. Buecker, it seems we're out of trash 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3512 Hello folks. We have our budget special of left overs, or what we like to refer to as 'Pagpag'. Bruno is bringing it for your view now. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3513 Rich or poor, you can’t bring trash in here, sir. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3514 Are you familiar with our new menu items? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3515 Today's feature is pick o' the trash. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3516 Would you like to hear our revolting Friday specials? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
3517 A la binarté. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
3518 Harold is bringing the paella as we speak.” 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
3519 I'm sorry but this is the new curbside seating. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3520 Oh yes, our food is VERY locally-sourced. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3521 Don’t pay Joe any mind, he has to leave early tonight. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3522 At this hour we generally recommend take-out. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3523 We are trying a new cuisine called urban buffet. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3524 You oprdered the daily special. It's priced to move. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3525 Can we take your odor? 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
3526 This isn't Rochester, here you have to make your own garbage plate. 1.2059 0.06478 68 58 6 4
3527 Our dessert selection has been recycled. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3528 Tonight's tasting menu features our favorite dishes from the past week. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3529 Sorry sir,now we are now charging $10 environmental fees if you don’t organize your own table after food 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3530 It's the Friday special, but we put it out the night before. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3531 It’s not what it looks like. Our new server Oscar is just shadowing him for tonights service until he gets it down. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3532 We are only doing tableside dining. 1.2059 0.05760 68 56 10 2
3533 And, did we save room for dessert ? 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
3534 Nice to have you here on a Monday. Yes I do recommend the fish. 1.2059 0.05366 68 55 12 1
3535 Today's our "All you can eat" challenge night. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3536 He just retired from Blue Man Group; so whenever he has birthday table he goes all out” 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3537 I guarantee sir that this is from a five star restaurant. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3538 The chef is pleased to present the Plat du Jour. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3539 For your hopes and dreams. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3540 Here comes your “take out” container.. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3541 It's the ultimate time management exercise - Multi tasking staff Garbage in Garbage out within the hour 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3542 Nowadays, you're required to bus your own table. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3543 Since you ordered the special, we'll just leave this beside your table. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3544 And today we have an off-menu budget special 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3545 Now you know why we call this place “Another Man’s Treasure.” 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3546 Yes, things are different. There’s the menu and we’re all having to do more for less. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3547 Yes, we do have a bargain menu! 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3548 You ordered the Oscar-style veal, but we only have the Oscar-style grouch left... 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3549 His violin was stolen, but he does do a mean rendition of Stomp. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3550 I don't recommend the fresh lobster. He apparently broke out of the tank. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3551 Our amuse-Bouche for today brings you a taste of upcycling... 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3552 So you'll go with the garbage plates? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3553 Would Monsieur care to order the next course without practicing his French? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3554 The chef got tired of people sending food back. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3555 I’m afraid you didn’t get the hint after the coffee. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3556 Catch of the Day? Excellent choice. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3557 For safety we ask that you put any food you don't want in the trash yourselves. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3558 Before your dessert is served, did you say compote or compost? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3559 I'll be your waiter and my associate will assemble your doggy can. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3560 You’re going to want to make room for our signature desserts. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3561 and now, please enjoy your STOMP! serenade 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3562 Remember sir, I did caution you against ordering the croaked-monsieur 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3563 We’re resuming like nothing ever happened. I see here last time you were in the middle of a steak tartar. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3564 I’m afraid we’ll have to move you to our “outdoor seating” area. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3565 Oh, you think you're special? Bruno bring our customer the "special." 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3566 We are know for our support for the environment and selection of fast-recycling food ... 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3567 And for tonight’s special, we’ll take all the ‘emergency’ masks you have collected over the past year 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3568 Our scrap cakes are just lovely 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3569 Here comes James with our overpriced specials 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3570 The soup of the day is yesterday's main course. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3571 May I tell you about our can-to-table specials? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3572 We have a new waste management program 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3573 Chef Gordon Ramsay has paid us a visit. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3574 Sweetheart, why do you always pick the trashy places? 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
3575 If you say it with a French accent, l' ordures du jour can sound quite appetizing. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3576 Yes, we have an early bird special. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3577 17 years IS a long time but if You still don’t like them, here is your table side spit up can so you won’t have to wait online for the restroom like last time.” 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3578 Yes, but it’s locally sourced garbage. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
3579 a palate cleanser? 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3580 We like to guarantee all of our customers the most unique and exclusive tasting menu the city has to offer. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
3581 Please don’t throw away the silverware 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
3582 Our chef is controlled by... how you say... le rat. As monsieur can imagine, ees kitchen is très unhygienique. This is for you to... how you say... “throw up” in, should you get botulism from ees disgusting food. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3583 I can assure you, the raccoon is very fresh tonight. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3584 I told you the food was trash here. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3585 The chef has remade your steak 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3586 Monsieur et Madame, we are now self serve. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3587 Our manager will be over in a moment to hear your complaint. 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
3588 Yes, we do takeouts and B.Y.O in one combo. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
3589 What can I say, other than 'I'm so, so sorry.' 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3590 I’m sorry but we are out of the garbaccio 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
3591 Can you think of a caption for newyorkercartoons to put in the bin? 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3592 Might I recommend the Poubelle du Jour. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3593 And now for our creamy potatoes au rotten. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
3594 When I count to three, you let go of the table, and Alphonse will reach under and grab that silly crab! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3595 And now, as pre-dinner entertainment-your waiter will perform Stomp 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3596 No, he's my YOUNGER brother, but yes, he has issues. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3597 Tableside Oscar-the-grouch coming right up! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
3598 And now for your dining entertainment, Giovanni will bash a can. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3599 Yes the entire menu is locally sourced 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3600 Sorry the kitchen is offline but we did find you something from a neighboring restaurant. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3601 As it's late, we earlier disposed of the catch-of-the-day, but my twin brother, Ernst, is bringing it to your table for your review. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3602 Would you like to know about our specials? 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3603 We will position this nearby for easy toothpick disposal. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3604 We’ll just have our usual 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
3605 Please go through our fermented specials 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3606 Apologies Mr. Gates, the server is behaving unacceptable, I shall take care of you myself. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
3607 Yes, Oscar is one of our loyal patrons. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
3608 Something went wrong, would you like something else to eat? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3609 ''Don't be alarmed. This is for the other two food critics sitting at the next table. Do you still want to go over the menu, or should we just get you our house specialty so you can review it later? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
3610 I'm sorry, but NOTHING is fresh tonight. I also cannot in good conscience recommend Chef's daily special. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3611 and now as promised, the theatre part of dinner theatre. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3612 I will put your suggestions in our “Customer Service File.” 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3613 Like I said, your special order is garbage. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3614 I know it looks bad - but there's an old English proverb that says, 'One man's trash is another man's treasure'. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3615 I'll show you "tastes like garbage!" 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3616 I don't know why you want to know which entrees are least popular, but here are the ones that were thrown out. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3617 I believed your friend Oscar has arrived. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
3618 Menu? No, here we are strictly a la can. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3619 I believe you ordered our tasting menu. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
3620 Don't mind him. He's trying out for the Astros. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3621 Copious portions, but the chef is still working on his presentation" (This is by my husband Robert Heath - we have different last names 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3622 Today's special is melange du juir 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3623 You won't need a menu 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
3624 My colleague, Monty, always brings out the bucket when I mention wafer-thin mints. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3625 Would you like to hear the specials on today’s recycling menu? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3626 Don’t mind him-he’s just taking 2020 out to the dumpster “ 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3627 As one of our less generous customers, we'd like to offer you a choice "off-menu". 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3628 Welcome to the Olive Garden 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
3629 Welcome to New York, where garbage is everywhere, including the menu. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
3630 Now do you get it? 'All you can eat.' 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3631 We call it the Swill of the People. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3632 Well...the chef suggestion for tonight is a bit...unusual I suppose. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3633 It's late, you get menu items from the bottom of the barrel. 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3634 Sorry, we ran out of doggy bags. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3635 Before you commence to the all-you-can-eat buffet, allow us to demonstrate the proper disposal of all your regrettable food choices. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3636 Chef Theodore isn't known for his side-dishes. 1.2029 0.05296 69 56 12 1
3637 Would you like to start with a cocktail while you wait for Luigi to re-stock the salad bar? 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3638 Mr. The Grouch has arrived and has ordered for the table. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3639 We just employed a new ghost kitchen 1.2029 0.06390 69 59 6 4
3640 As your Yelp review made it clear what you expect from our kitchen, we have it already prepared for you." 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3641 Sorry about that, old habit, you're at Mr. Creosote's table. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3642 I'd like to apologize for our take-out container. 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3643 Are you sure you'd like a refund, sir? 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3644 Yes, we can get you processed food 1.2029 0.04877 69 55 14 0
3645 Yes, the chef has a suggestion box. They love feedback. I’m having a waiter bring it out now 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3646 We've customized our menu to reflect your specific flavor palate 1.2029 0.06047 69 58 8 3
3647 You wrote online that our food was trash, now caption this" 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
3648 Full disclosure--New York Jumbalaya sometimes has an aftertaste. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3649 You get the sanitized version. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3650 We’re out of Crab Oscar. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3651 It's our take on le trou Normand; admittedly, not as elegant. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3652 Let me check on our fresh catch of the day. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3653 Fresh? Absolutely! 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3654 It’s our way of keeping prices low 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3655 You ordered the coq au vin to go? 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3656 Like everyone else we're short staffed. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3657 I’m sorry, you’ll have to return your meal. Your socioeconomic status isn’t high enough. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3658 Today is "Leftover Day." George here will show you the selections. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3659 I'm sorry, but it seems the Maître d' lost a bet to the janitor and now we're all just really curious to see if you're going to eat something from the garbage. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3660 Welcome to the Raccoon Lodge. Here comes Gus with tonight's specials. 1.2027 0.06079 74 63 7 4
3661 here come your bite sized appetizers...and that’ll be 200 dollars” : 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3662 Tonight’s Summer Special is a tuna salad sandwich, and of course, we are including a complimentary garbage can. 1.2027 0.05766 74 62 9 3
3663 All this trash talk was indeed appetizing, but are you sure it's not a health code violation? 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3664 It’s okay, many have accidentally bitten off a piece of the fake fruit… not quite as much as you, however. We’ll discreetly discard of the half eaten apple now. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3665 And now for the main course…. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3666 I’m afraid that was our last serving of Applebobbing for this evening, sir. 1.2027 0.05083 74 60 13 1
3667 Monsiuer, l 'ordures means garbage . Perhaps you want hor d'oeuvres?" 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3668 I am afraid that we are only taking orders from last week's menu right now. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
3669 Everyone is just so used to outdoor dining. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3670 here at the Trattoria Literale we take great pride in our Garbage Plate. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3671 Bienvenue au Raton Laveur. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3672 We have a retro menu. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3673 We’re proud of our one star rating on after-dinner presentation. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3674 So, you've heard of farm-to-table, right? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
3675 Gerald is bringing in your dinner now. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3676 For dessert, an urban foraging experience brought table side 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3677 We do believe in recycling, feel free to leave a deposit before you leave. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
3678 We know you’re used to eating outside these days. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
3679 We're farm to trash to table 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
3680 Yes, sir. The valet is coming ‘round now. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3681 Our Chef’s newest method for preparing your chicken was inspired by Oscar the Grouch. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
3682 I assure you our eco-green kitchen and casual patio dining experience will leave you breathless. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
3683 After your well done steaks, the chef thought you might like a peek at the dessert menu." 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3684 We are here to introduce or newly added "Sad Hour" specials. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
3685 If you keep your eyes closed, it adds a lot to the taste. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
3686 We also offer a variety of hipster serving options. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
3687 That’s just in case you don’t like our daily special. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3688 The chef is very disappointed that you didn't leave room for dessert. 1.2020 0.05368 99 85 8 6
3689 I think one of us is about to be canned. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3690 Just in case you don't like your dinner! 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3691 All we have tonight is leftovers. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3692 Now, to present his opposing views on tonight's special... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3693 We have experienced a disruption of our supply chain 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
3694 Our dinners are a gift that keeps giving. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3695 Don't worry. He's ready when the moment of deliciousness passes." 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3696 Would you care to smell our Specials tonight? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3697 I will be your waiter tonight; my brother will collect the reviews. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3698 We're a farm to table to trash to table restaurant. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3699 Homeless cafe 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3700 Salad is on the house. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3701 The “Bin” Special tonight is all you can eat. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
3702 Dessert? Ossobuco, and I'll admit the presentation is a bit unusual. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3703 Here in Rochester, we take 'garbage plates' very seriously 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3704 And here's Chef Bob to tell you about tonight's special! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3705 The chef’s special reflects our commitment to upcycling. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3706 Would you like your wine on ice? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3707 Dessert? Yes. Cart? Not exactly. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3708 There's a very fine line between what is considered gourmet and what is garbage. He just started and doesn't appreciate the distinction. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3709 Sir, as part of our net zero pledge, all our food is now reused, recycled and repurposed straight away. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
3710 We're a can-to-table bistro. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3711 We call it Table to Trash 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3712 It appears that the chef found that bottle of ketchup you were asking for the last time you dined here. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3713 Would you like red or white with your leftovers of the day ? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3714 "The Prix Fixe menu it is. And may I suggest an appetizer?" 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3715 Our menu changes daily. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3716 He's a pessimist. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3717 We pride ourselves in anticipating every dissatisfaction". 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3718 The Thursday Special is Remains of the Day and you get a free ladle. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
3719 The special tonight was also the special last night. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3720 Signor and signora, I regret to inform you that Luigi, our violinist, has unexpectedly quit. In his stead, Giuseppi here will be performing his repertoire of romantic tympany selections for your enjoyment this evening. 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3721 We only use local ingredients 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
3722 Hurry and order before he takes out the garbage. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3723 Henri will be presenting the chef's second choice items. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
3724 The chef is having an off day. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3725 We ran out of fish, but don't worry, George has something special for you. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3726 I can show you what you could have had for dinner --if the power hadn't gone out!" 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3727 I guarantee our Limburger cheese is rank. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3728 The chef sustainably forages everything from the alley out back. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
3729 When you said locally sourced, this wasn’t what I had in mind 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3730 Sorry folks. New Union rules. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3731 And since it's your birthday, our one-man band has worked up a little number we're calling, "We dont give a crap". 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3732 Care for a wafer thin mint? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3733 The chief would like to show you tonight’s specials. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3734 Would like to sample the chef's new repurposed special? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3735 Tonight we are featuring the Panhandlers Smorgasbord 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3736 Would you like to hear the late night specials? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3737 About today's special… 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3738 I’m sorry the kitchen is closed, but I’m sure you’‘ll agree that good food shouldn’t go to waste.” 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3739 I wouldn't order the seafood. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3740 Pardonnez moi. The escargot you ordered has escaped. Would you like to order something else? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3741 I recommend something large. Stay away from the escargot. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3742 The chef quit and threw everything away...But don't worry... 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3743 No sense beating around the bush. The chef is having an off night. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3744 Pay no attention to him. He is just commenting on your entree choices. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3745 We ask that you donate your leftovers to the homeless. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3746 You ordered the "End Game" special? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3747 It has been hard to get help, so we took him on as a busboy after the paper fired him as their restaurant critic. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3748 Here's the dessert tray—take your pick! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3749 Monsieur , Madame tonight special Coq Au Can 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3750 I think it best to keep this handy. 1.2000 0.06651 65 56 5 4
3751 I'll take your order and he'll take your odor. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3752 Maurice will now review the still warm entrée specials. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
3753 Now the chef would like to send something back to you. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3754 The Special's no longer available. But we can offer you last nights leftovers at a reduced price. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3755 I'm sorry but we've reserved this table for Skippy Racoon and his friends. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3756 And from our best before or slightly after menu 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3757 Welcome to Forage. Your server will be right with you. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3758 And, of course, we have pick up and carry out. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3759 And here are our carbon neutral options... 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3760 Additionally, our bussers are all on strike, and our dishwasher is on the bink, so Guido here came up with a splendid idea. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3761 The chef meant to spit in your soup, but got carried away. He’s redoing it now. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3762 Oscar would like to join you. He's much less grouchy these days. 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
3763 For our Table to Farm menu guests! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
3764 We have a new special today. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3765 Are you sure you want the fish, sir? It's not particularly fresh tonight. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3766 The kitchen is already closed but you’ll be surprised at what we manage to serve. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3767 We also have specials from our curbside operation. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
3768 He supplements his income by taking out the trash. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3769 Michelin only gave us one star... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
3770 This is how we save food.Enjoy! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3771 Tonight's novelty experience is to eat as the homeless do. 1.2000 0.05443 55 44 11 0
3772 Well sir, we are between chefs now, but our line cook is trying his darndest. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
3773 Yes, of course we have take out. What can I get you? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
3774 Today’s special is Fettuccine alla Garbaggio. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3775 You requested a seat for your child? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3776 We take the latest eating fad, “garbage to table,” very literally here 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
3777 It's true he lives in a garbage can, but they don't call it Steak Oscar for nothing. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3778 table scraps 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3779 I am terribly sorry, we only serve Millennials 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
3780 Why, yes, we certainly do compost at this restaurant. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3781 We’re *fresh*out* of the he Grouch Mignon today... 1.2000 0.04364 85 68 17 0
3782 The scallops á la Grouch, monsieur. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3783 Break the ear straps and put your masks in there please 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
3784 I noticed you’re still enjoying yourselves! Could I invite you to the bar? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3785 ‘We’d love to speed up your eating experience with us…’ 1.2000 0.06565 55 46 7 2
3786 Tonight's meal is on the house. Please extend our apologies to Mr. Grouch. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
3787 Hit it once for a highball. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
3788 Leftovers is all we have! 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
3789 I’m terribly sorry, good patrons, but I was astral-projecting to the streets of New Orleans and you simply must try this crawdad boil. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
3790 This garbage collector person is unemployed for last one year just because our new Chef is too good in preparing finger licking food and so no wastage at all. So what would you like to order from our menu ;) 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
3791 Hey my twin has created this time machine you can enter. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
3792 I see you two are busy staring at your phones; may I suggest indulging in Speaking as a 1st course? You can throw your non-witty in the trash along with your phones to begin the meal 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
3793 Here’s your well done steak. 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
3794 Yes, our menu was designed with sustainability in mind. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
3795 No caption necessary.” 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3796 We're both sick of 'a fly in my soup' jokes. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3797 Welcome back to indoor dining. For safety reasons, Frank will be bringing our popular salad bar directly to your table. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3798 You really want to see what you had last night? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3799 The Chef will be right with you 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3800 Sorry I can't take your order, I'm getting canned" 1.1975 0.04451 81 65 16 0
3801 You ordered the “la poubelle”? Next time, order in English. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3802 you can order or be carried out. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3803 We offer a discount in the menu for couple´s complaints 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3804 The special this evening...canned clams. 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
3805 I’m sorry you found our Menu Gourmand excessive. We have packed your leftovers to go. 1.1975 0.05937 81 70 6 5
3806 You ordered the catch of the day -- you didn’t say which day. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3807 I promise this will be the last time we disappoint you. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
3808 They got rid of our bus boy so we a hired a dumpster man. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
3809 Sorry, but your steaks didn't make the cut. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3810 For your consideration, we are proud to present the epicurean delights that were featured only last week at Delmonico's. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3811 Would you like to try our mustgo stew? 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
3812 Is this your first visit to The Vomitorium? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3813 Our supplier didn't show up, so you'll have to take pot luck. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3814 We have one more zero-waste option. It's also locally sourced. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3815 Don’t eat that item. I think it is garbage 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3816 Would you like to see our early bird specials? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3817 And here is Roger with today’s can to table specials. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3818 We like to call this “landfill-to-table.” 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3819 Welcome to the Vomitorium... 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3820 Well,if you must know,the rats consider it our best dish. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3821 You know "farm-to-table," right? This is "table-to-trash." 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3822 ...or you might try our new vomitorium, down the hall on the left. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3823 He didn’t care for your tip the other night, so he’s about to tip you back. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3824 Frankly Sir, you're not good enough for her. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3825 In the chef's defense, ipecac and carob have two of the same letters. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3826 After you each sent back your entree—twice—chef has a special dessert in store for you. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3827 The chef will be back shortly to tell you what locally sourced ingredients are on the menu today. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3828 The appetizers are now displayed for your selection".. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
3829 Sir, your credit card was declined so we're going to need your arm and leg after all. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
3830 Might I recommend the pork chop, with aged compote? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
3831 Tonight's entertainment will be Oscar the grouch. Enjoy. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3832 Yes, we’ve all been fully vaccinated. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
3833 Your server said you ordered déchets for deus? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3834 We also have a large take-out selection. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3835 Here comes today's special. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3836 So much for field to table. This is table to garbage. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3837 You are both having the garbage plate? Our most budget friendly selection! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3838 The following sample is the cheapest we have. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3839 That is for your recycling. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3840 Would you care to see the Daily Special? 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3841 Sorry Sir, it seems that the local raccoons has ate your dinner 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3842 We ran out of ragu,but we have raccoon. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3843 This is our cheapest entrée. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3844 Two points for meatballs, three points for pork chops 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3845 Okay--the steak you sent back--can you describe it?" 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3846 Sir, tonight at your wife's request we have a little surprise. I hope that pleases you. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3847 Our concept here is table-to-farm 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3848 Uh…shortages you know…. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3849 Here, one man’s trash is another man’s treasure 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3850 Oh no, we have dispensed with menus, table settings, plates, and glasses. Your tablecloth is biodegradable. Would you care for an apéritif? 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3851 As we are short staffed, my Ghost of Christmas future will be taking care of you while I take my lunch break. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3852 And here is Frank to prepare your tableside guac. It’s extra. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3853 Ernest will be your busboy this evening. 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3854 May I show you our post-pandemic specials? 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3855 We're having a little problem getting fresh supplies. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3856 Since we're closing in five minutes, here are tonight's appetizers. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3857 Our Michelin Star Chef says "Garbage Salad" is the hottest trend! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3858 The new chef is quite a grouch 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3859 Uber are making some cuts to their service. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3860 I'm afraid the sommelier disapproves of your wine selection" 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3861 I beg of you, Monsieur, do not request the Chateaubriand. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3862 We read your Yelp review and we would like to serve that same meal to you again... 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3863 Our chef cooked up some amazing entrees on March 18th, 2020, right before the shutdown. They’ve been in the deep freeze, and he insists you’re going to love them, but just in case...... 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3864 For tonight’s special we have some leftover delicacies. 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3865 I'm afraid we had a mishap with our special tonight. Lloyd will show you what I'm talking about. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3866 The chef has created something special for you, inspired by your recent Yelp review. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3867 Due to a labor shortage we recently hired Oscar the Grouch. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3868 The Chef accepted your suggestions and prepared a special meal to thank you. Bon appetit! 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3869 Comes with the chef’s special, crab cakes in cottage cheese. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3870 I'm sorry but we're out of potatoes duchess. _We can offer you dirty rice instead. 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3871 The lady said she'd like what Mrs. Smythe-White had last night? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3872 And here is Henry with our charcuterie of organic aged cheese and pickled meat a la can 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3873 Please enjoy a complimentary starter - our own “pu pu platter.” 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3874 Our reimagined menu features ingredients locally sourced from a street alley three blocks over 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3875 Our restaurant serves nothing but the most disastrous yet delicious delicacies. All of our best dishes are all American, unregulated, anti vaxxed rubbish. Did I mention we are pro-life, but you can choose which meat you'd like and well kill it fresh for you here? Bon appetite🤤 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3876 Sorry, we don’t take your kind here... 1.1970 0.06190 66 56 7 3
3877 Let me throw out a few specials 1.1970 0.06556 66 57 5 4
3878 Let us show you to our non vaccinated dining room 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3879 Chef’s ‘Table’? It’s actually just this trashcan that we collectively eat over throughout the shift. 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
3880 We are out of tweet this evening but could I interest you in a retweet? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
3881 The Chef's Surprise is an excallent choice! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3882 Alors, We are so short staffed. Today, the chef is our refuse man. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3883 Can I interest you in our food waste tasting menu? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3884 You’re not the first ones to order our rotten eggs 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3885 And for your first course this evening, we have for you “Soupe Fromage au Poubelle”… 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3886 Tonight's special includes an assortment of locally sourced fare. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3887 That’s just our bus boy… 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3888 We were somewhat running out of stock. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3889 "Today is the 50th anniversary of Oscar's joining our staff." 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3890 This restaurant has won the zero waste award three years running. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3891 Actually,I don’t recommend anything on the menu. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3892 I hope you won’t mind food that comes from a can. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3893 We also offer expedited dining options. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
3894 Would you like to take a look at our Eco-Friendly menu? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
3895 The mariachi band is unavailable tonight, but they sent a substitute. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
3896 I'm afraid you smell a bit off so we're going to have to throw you out 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
3897 Our violinist is out sick tonight, but Kevin was a stagehand for "Stomp" in 1999. 1.1964 0.05357 56 45 11 0
3898 Is the dinner going to be that bad? 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3899 You asked whether diners at the first seating preferred the filet or the salmon 1.1964 0.05932 56 46 9 1
3900 We know you're going to review us poorly, so we took the liberty of throwing your food out beforehand. 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3901 Welcome to the Can Festival. 1.1964 0.06941 56 48 5 3
3902 Our menu offerings are post-farm to table 1.1964 0.06456 56 47 7 2
3903 Chef has strict local and utilization standards. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
3904 Here’s what our chef has to say about your food allergies. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
3905 May I suggest the croque des garbage? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3906 We only have canned goods left on tonight's menu 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3907 Can I take your ordures? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
3908 Are you familiar with how our swine tasting works? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3909 You have come to the right place. My bother Zeke will show you our selection of pre-pupal Arthropoda. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3910 Our delicious trash food comes straight from the source, without any addeed sugar, salt or saturated or trans fats. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3911 Would you like to try our leftover special? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
3912 And one steak, “Oscar Style.” 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3913 That’s reserved for the uniquely immersive tasting option. 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
3914 Our chef doesn't like your insults. Enjoy your meal. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3915 May I interest you in the dashed dreams of previous diners?” 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3916 It’s our new feature Ditch of the Day 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3917 Tonight's special is just swill! 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3918 The catch of the day is moucharder.” 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3919 We don't just recycle. We compost. Everything. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3920 when you finish eating, we are discarding everything you've touched. 1.1948 0.06142 77 67 5 5
3921 My apologies sir, but you will need to spit out your gum. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3922 Good evening. Here's Alex to explain our Trash Can Special du jour. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3923 This is ‘catch of the day’. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
3924 Before your meal, please surrender any times brought from home that you intended to use here such as sweeteners, steak sauce, or tea bags. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3925 I’m sorry but Tuesday is trash day. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
3926 Take your leftovers? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3927 Yes, our new menu does pail in comparison. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3928 The Mariachi trio is off tonight but we do have Frank and his trash can 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3929 TONIGHT'S SPECIAL IS COMING RIGHT OUT 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3930 Are we taking it out or bringing it in, today? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3931 Oh, I forgot to mention the King Crab Oscar we just got in. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
3932 I’ll have the food waste reduction special please. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3933 Welcome to Duplicates, New York’s finest steakhouse and cloning facility. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
3934 In lieu of QR codes, we now offer a live tasting of yesterday’s menu 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
3935 Our restaurant has gone 100% eco friendly. Please make your selections from our “next phase compost” assortment. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3936 Are you sure you understand what "freshly recycled" means? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3937 "The kitchen wishes to apologize." 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3938 Didn't they read the sign we close in five minutes. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3939 We're out of to-go boxes! 1.1944 0.04697 72 58 14 0
3940 You said “a la carte”? 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3941 The food you just ate might have contained massive amounts of E.coli and salmonella. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3942 Today we have the Three Day Old special. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3943 Sir,Madam,your tossed salad is ready. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3944 Tonight's meal will begin with a heap of trash coated with ranch dressing, followed by Styrofoam peanuts in pesto and, for dessert, a baked pile of crap. Or, if you promise to delete your Yelp review, the regular menu will be available. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3945 The chef invites you to enjoy one of his legendary amuse-bouche creations. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3946 It's locally sourced -- very similar to farm to table. 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3947 I' d like to show you the chief's speciality. 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3948 Some people find the taste a little disorienting. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3949 The city's new recycling rules require that you take a look at other peoples left-overs before you can order. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
3950 Our dessert cart is out for repairs 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3951 I'm sorry. Did I say "partridge?" I meant "roasted garbage." 1.1944 0.06141 72 62 6 4
3952 Please excuse him, he was throwing away super glue 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3953 Our special today folks? Leftovers . 1.1944 0.05096 72 59 12 1
3954 Would you like to try the sauBINgnon blanc? 1.1944 0.05814 72 61 8 3
3955 Don’t concern yourselves with the presentation. The food really is excellent. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3956 Eco friendly? Oh, absolutely. Here comes your compost can." 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3957 I am sorry to inform you folks that we have run out of food and therefore have no more need of diners. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3958 May I suggest a vintage from 2020? 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3959 The catch of the day is Oscar the Grouch. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3960 In case you get trashed 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3961 You're a little late. All we have left are table scraps. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3962 We like our patrons to pick their own personal surf and turf. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3963 Our special today is only for the most discerning of customers. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3964 Oscar le grincheux a la mode, as you requested. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3965 Yes, it's still farm to table. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3966 I'm sorry , but we must be sure you won't spread any contamination to others 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3967 Your prix fixe meal is on its way sir. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3968 Choose your side dish from perfectly good produce that was discarded for aesthetic reasons. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3969 Do you want your dinner to go? 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3970 Sorry folks ... due to supply chain difficulties, tonight's feature is the "bottom of the barrel" special 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3971 I assure you, sir, it is VERY expensive. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
3972 The grouch is exceptionally fresh today, sir. 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3973 Unfortunately, our regular dessert chef is out tonight, so Oscar will be filling in her him. 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3974 I think I should tell about the new speed dating rule. 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3975 Jacque will be your server this evening. Stay away from the fish 1.1940 0.06464 67 58 5 4
3976 - Thank you but these are the new rules now 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3977 As ordered, our upcycled special of the day 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3978 And for the last course…food poisoning. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3979 Monsieur Oscar the Grouch will now be joining you for appetizers… 1.1940 0.06104 67 57 7 3
3980 Waste naught. Want not. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3981 We support recycling 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
3982 If you didn't like your meal, please return it. 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
3983 Our pioneering urban foraging methods guarantee a truly bespoke dining experience. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3984 Ah, yes the best we have to offer - trash from a much nicer restaurant. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3985 "Here's how you can fool the paparazzi... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3986 Perhaps,something the Raccoons love? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3987 And feel free to throw your unwanted food and plastic dishes in the bin" 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3988 You asked to speak to ze chef? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3989 Would you like to see the desert cart? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3990 Shall I tell you about our freegan tasting menu? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3991 OK, you can look in the trash for the ring, but I can assure you that it's not there, which means that she mistakenly ate it. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
3992 Since Covid-19, he’s our best entertainment 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3993 Yes, you are in luck. It IS Leftover Week that follows Restaurant Week. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3994 By the way, he remembers your last Yelp review. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3995 And there's also yesterday's specials. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
3996 Our Monday night specials are always a surprise. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3997 We have a special on leftovers. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
3998 Our apologies—tonight’s salad has been a little picked-over. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
3999 I apologize for the inconvenience,the waiter is escorting Mr. Cruz out now 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4000 The buffet will be laid out shortly 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4001 We think we found the flowers you had delivered for the table 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4002 Gunther: ...But then I'd have to go all the way around the dry cleaner place... 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4003 You had the fish, yes? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4004 Would you care to order from our new canned menu? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4005 The City is sponsoring a ‘Homelessness Awareness Week’ and we have some very authentic options tonight. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
4006 This is as organic as it gets, all elements perfectly marinated. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
4007 Welcome to Double Take! Let us show you what’s on the menu. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4008 Street food is always best! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4009 Tonight’s special is last night’s. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4010 Our cockroach special is fresh from the kitchen? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4011 You meant the beans, not a bin 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4012 Please remember that this a family establishment. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4013 Let the bin decide!” 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4014 If you can’t pay, we’re going to have to ask that return the food please. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4015 We know customers are nervous about returning to indoor dining, so we’ve brought some select outdoor elements inside to help you feel more comfortable. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4016 Here’s something interesting about our staff tonight, sir, James here comes to us from the Houston Astros. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4017 We're famous for our Trash to Table cuisine 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
4018 No! I wasn't kidding. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
4019 We've implemented curbside pickup recently. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
4020 Actually, the food you ordered serves in a different way! Ready?! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
4021 The special today is our own rendition of street food…a rat-atouille! 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4022 I feel so sorry for that. I'll put it down into the trash bin, just to ensure they don't recycle it. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4023 Can I interest you in yesterday's special? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4024 He’s the part timer we hired from sanitation. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4025 I'm terribly sorry. The only items available at this time are from the Racoon side of the menu. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4026 When madame and monsieur demand to be seated 5 minutes before closing, they will have to take what they can get. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4027 I believe you wrote that are food was garbage. We thought you'd like to try the whole menu again 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
4028 Our wait staff is doubling up on janitorial work to cover their loss in income due to the lack of customers. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4029 Sir,our food is depleted for the night,do you mind getting something less than perfect? 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4030 I’m afraid we had a run on the baked whole fish tonight but we’d like to accommodate you if you can be a little flexible. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4031 And everything on our menu is sustainably sourced. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4032 C. O M P O T E 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4033 Would you like a free sample? 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4034 Tonight's "I can't believe it's not meat" dish comes from Luigi's on Fifth. 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4035 It hasn't been bottled yet, but Enzo is willing to pour you a glass. 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4036 May we present yesterday's special? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
4037 We are pleased to offer you our weekend special roadkill selection. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4038 This is only thing that’s compatible with that particular vintage. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4039 As part of the transition back to indoor dining George here will be providing an al fresco ambiance for your meal 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4040 I can proudly say our menu is 100% freegan. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4041 …and since our establishment has been forced to make certain appeasements in order to hire and maintain a waiting staff, would you terribly mind sitting through a brief segment of Samuel Beckett’s Endgame? 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4042 Hello, this is our new drop box for garbage tips, suggestions, and comments. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4043 No, really, we are scraping the bottom of the barrel. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4044 Due to Covid, the "Chef's Special" has changed. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4045 We continue to reuse and recycle 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4046 The soup of the day is very popular. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4047 Tonight's menu is a taste test. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4048 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. It's only a tiny little thin one. It's only wafer thin. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4049 Tonight’s menu features the chef’s interpretation of ‘Junk Food’. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4050 I'm terribly sorry but management has ordered you killed and the bodies disposed. 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4051 We're having a special all-you-can-eat offer tonight. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4052 I'm afraid the only salmon available this evening is canned. 1.1918 0.05740 73 62 8 3
4053 We will start your dinner with a light refuse-bouche. 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4054 And for your entertainment, we have a performance from the world renowned musical Stomp” 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4055 I believe you ordered the Trash Can Nachos 1.1918 0.05398 73 61 10 2
4056 Shall I bring an extra straw? 1.1918 0.06062 73 63 6 4
4057 Tonight’s special is stewed racoon in vegetable composte 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4058 And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint. 1.1918 0.04640 73 59 14 0
4059 Everything we serve is fresh! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
4060 The Chef would like to offer a rebuttal to your requests. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4061 We're trying out a new order system developed by the Houston Astros. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4062 My apologies, the last of the chilean sea bass was accidentally thrown out - would you like to check on its condition? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4063 Once again, are you sure you want that last bit of filet? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4064 Due to COVID-related supply chain issues, we’re now offering an “a la can” menu. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4065 If you really insist on seeing last weeks menu 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4066 I'm sorry we're out of the road kill tonight, but we've got a lovely selection of kitchen scraps you might want to try. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4067 We only have garbage on the menu today due to shortages of real food. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4068 Listen pal, they don't call this place La Poubelle for nothing! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4069 Yes, it's a prix fixe. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4070 It’s like”farm to table” but sourced from local alleys instead. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4071 He doesn't like coupons. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4072 ...and for dessert we recommend our Supply Chain Interruption Medley. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4073 hi welcome to Olive Garden 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4074 It's the latest in recycled fine dining 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4075 For tonight's course we allow social media to serve you 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
4076 If you truly are dumping him, may I remind you that we have a zero waste policy. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
4077 You said a reservation for two for the ‘Green Party’, right? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4078 Spicy garbage’ and crunchy compost compliments of the millennial chef 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
4079 The kitchen is already closed but we still have some fresh leftovers 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4080 Sir, if you hold tight we can assist you with your wife. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4081 Customer - sorry we’re early! Got anything? Waiter - of course we just got in the fresh produce ! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4082 Happy Anniversary ! Dinner’s on the house ! Enjoy ! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
4083 Tonight's special is sloppy joes. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
4084 The special tonight is Grouch Tartare. 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
4085 My apologies, but the manager has asked us to throw you out. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4086 We just assumed, since the reservation was under The Raccoons... 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4087 The featured entré didn’t turn out, but it’s on special. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4088 For the price you said you could afford,we have discarded leftovers 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4089 Happy to show you what we have left of our specials today 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4090 We recycle everything. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4091 You asked for your food to go, so we put it in one of our new containers. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4092 Due to pandemic shortages from our suppliers we can’t make anything on the menu, but maybe we can find you some leftovers. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4093 See, nothing on the menu is canned. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4094 Madame et Monsieur, I am pleased to recommend the poisson du jour, locally sourced. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
4095 Served in its own jus, sir. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4096 And here comes Gino with our sustainable menu. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4097 A cab? Oh. I thought you said "Would you get us a can". 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4098 Yes, for our signature salad we use local ingredients, prepared tableside 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4099 Do you prefer to throw up now, or after you eat? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
4100 Your wise and frugal selections from our previously-owned menu are here. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
4101 Unfortunately, Democracy is no longer on the menu 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4102 From our Pre-COVID menu we have… 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4103 Here at "Le Garbage" we leave no stone unturned to please our customers, Monsieur" 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
4104 Yes, we are very green! We recycle EVERYTHING here. 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
4105 We specialize in old English cuisine 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
4106 I’m sorry to say it but you’ve thrown your life away 1.1905 0.06734 63 55 4 4
4107 . “Tonight is all you can’t eat night”. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4108 Please trash your phones before I read the specials. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4109 I’m sorry ma’am, but I couldn’t help overhearing what he said to you. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4110 Ma'am, Sir! We make all our food from the scratch! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4111 Remember madem - none of the "food" is edible; it's just for posting on the Gram. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
4112 I'm sorry, but the aardvark has gone bad. But Leroi is bringing out our new innovation, tableside buffet. Roll up your sleeves and enjoy! 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4113 We just received a delivery from our forager. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4114 I’m guessing we won’t need a doggy bag… 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4115 This doesn’t need a caption 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4116 Our special tonight is Poulet en poubelle. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4117 Here's the canned laughter you ordered. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4118 AHA! It seems that we do have a little bit of fiwh left. 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4119 We are hoping to add a Michelin star for our sustainable cuisine. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4120 For starters, may I recommend our kitchen scrap ratatouille. 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4121 It’s sustainably farmed and locally sourced garbage straight from the Hudson Valley.” Do you ever worry you’ll die alone and unloved, New Yorker? In a state run nursing home being eaten alive by scabies? I do 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4122 We're known for our big portions here. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4123 There is a slight possibility that tonight's specialty might not measure up. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4124 As a new emplyee, I myself have tried to be open-minded with the place's concept. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4125 Welcome to Freegan’s, may I interest you in our 4th of July Special? 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4126 And tonight, we are featuring a tableside dumpster fire for two. 1.1899 0.04441 79 64 15 0
4127 Everything on our menu is locally sourced, carbon neutral and made of recycled materials. 1.1899 0.05120 79 66 11 2
4128 Management suggests a 70% gratuity 1.1899 0.05719 79 68 7 4
4129 But of course sir, we also serve pre-pandemic dishes 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4130 Tonight you'll be sampling from our Urban Garden Menu 1.1899 0.05428 79 67 9 3
4131 Take out only. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4132 This is our 'stay where you are buffet' option. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4133 The chef really doesn't tolerate ordering steak well-done." 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4134 Since you sent back the chefs special gourmet dinner perhaps our a la Cart selection would be more to your taste! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4135 We're seriously understaffed. Please could you take out the trash? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4136 He's new to the industry 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4137 He takes out the white trash. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4138 Sir, I’m happy to report that we did find your leftovers. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4139 ‘SO SORRY, SIR. WE RAN OUT OF BOEUF BOURGUIGNON AND THE HOMELESS GENTLEMAN OUTSIDEOUR KITCHEN DOOR SUGGESTED YESTERDAYS CHICKEN CORDON BLEU “ 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4140 The chef had a rather sharp response to your request for catsup on the side. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4141 You can take me out anytime 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4142 Today's special is steamed garbagé. 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
4143 Let me tell you about our specials. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4144 Toss a coin, I don't care, but one of you's goin in. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4145 While you wait, we hope you'll enjoy our percussionist. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4146 It's the new restaurant concept, kinda like dumpster diving. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4147 Our ingredients are entirely sourced from local ecosystems. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4148 It's more the experience of garbage than the taste. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4149 We are environmentally friendly! Leftovers are immediately composted ,so don’t ask for a box” 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4150 The repercussion for ignoring restaurant’s dress code. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
4151 Eat shit and die 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4152 If you really want to tell how clean a restaurant is; just take a peek at their trash cans and dumpsters. Care for a looksie? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
4153 Your guest Oscar needed some help getting to your table. Can I get you something horribly disgusting to start? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4154 Tony heard you come from Houston 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
4155 ‘May I interest you in the bottom of the barrel? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
4156 Welcome to Freegan’s. Tonight’s special is from the Fifth Avenue region of Manhattan. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4157 And Today’s Special is Alley Aged Mackerel. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4158 Yes,everything is trash-to-table 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
4159 Tonights menu will be served à la bin 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4160 Tonight’s special will feature a popular character from the kids show “Sesame Street”. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
4161 Unfortunately ratatouille doesn’t function as a users manual. 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
4162 For your attitude, sir. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4163 The chef’s not very good, so we’d like to save you the trouble of carrying your meal home and throwing it away there. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4164 Sorry. We looked everywhere. 1.1884 0.04742 69 56 13 0
4165 Yes sir, junk food à la carte. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4166 So, it’s two ranch dressing on your garbage salads? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4167 May I suggest the pail au chocolat? 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4168 Couldn't be fresher! It's right out-of-the-can! 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4169 We have a wonderful replacement for our a la carte menu. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4170 Today's amuse-bouche is raccoon tartare au jus 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4171 Welcome to Cafe Unpalatable! Before we get started, there are no specials, I can't recommend anything, and I suggest you go elsewhere for a decent meal. Your vomitorium is coming out and I'll be back in a few minutes to see if you're still here! 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4172 Manuel says your order is rubbish 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4173 I'm sorry, but if you insist on ordering what last the party had… 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4174 For today's special, we bring the buffet to you 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4175 It actually is the chef's specialty. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4176 The kimchi salad was given a marginal rating by our urban wildlife judges but we can offer it at half price. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4177 On the menu tonight, 'How about dumpster diving to experience the real life foraging adventures of Homeless people?' 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4178 I agree with your wife, sir. You will have to go to time-out. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4179 This is better than chef's special 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4180 Tonight's special is Racoon Feast for Two. 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4181 I know it’s a little unconventional but picture this, no plates no cups and you just eat straight from the table cloth. Here comes Marty now to demonstrate how easy the cleaning process is between courses, and how this staffing shortage isn’t impacting our restaurant. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4182 We can promise you a true New York alfresco dining experience anywhere in the restaurant 1.1884 0.05172 69 57 11 1
4183 I’m so sorry, but we have already reserved this table for Oscar the Grouch. 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4184 I’m sorry but today everyone else is in homeoffice 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4185 And here comes Carl with our freegan vegan menu - 100% sustainable. Comes with half off coupons to get your stomach pumped after 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
4186 I’m so sorry, we keep telling him he no longer has to do it all but it hasn’t sunk in yet. 1.1884 0.05939 69 59 7 3
4187 The options are limited, but yes, we do have take-out. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
4188 Let's just skip right to the end 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4189 He likes to talk trash. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4190 We are an eco restaurant specializing in no-waste dinner experiences. Walter will bring you the daily specials. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
4191 For tonight's entertainment, Bruno will do his Stomp-inspired rendition of Moon River. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4192 There has been a slight change to the special of the day. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4193 you did't like it last time either 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4194 Might I interest you in some foie gras, aged seven days? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4195 Ralph will be right by with our specials for this evening. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4196 I'm sorry sir, we seem to be out of anyone who wants to work here 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4197 Think of it as a post modern buffet 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4198 10 years working in this dump! Now they'll finally see how I feel! 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4199 You have a reputation as a messy eater. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4200 Would you like to order something from our hundred dollar and under menu? 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
4201 Perhaps, Sir, would like a bucket? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4202 I’m sorry. We just ran out of the fish. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4203 Actually yes, we do have a Freegan friendly menu. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4204 I suggest you skip the daily special and order à la carte. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4205 One Veal Oscar, coming right up! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4206 The vacuum broke so we're picking up the scraps and tossing them with the garbage 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4207 Reduce your carbon footprint by composting your doggie bag. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4208 I’ve asked Jacque to show you today’s half-price special. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4209 as the saying goes, garbage in...garbage out. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4210 We are having some supply chain issues... 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4211 Good choice! Two buffets de jour it is. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4212 You came in just as we were closing. 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4213 Now, to top off your evening, a selection from our renowned dessert cart. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4214 We've gone beyond 'farm to table' -- may we interest you in 'table to compost'? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4215 If you keep talking trash at this table...you know what to expect! 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4216 I’m sorry, there was a misprint on the menu’s list of “No Can Refuse” specials 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4217 Our house special antipasto comes from a diverse range of sources. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4218 We have a waste choice of zero waste foods 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4219 Your ride is here folks” 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4220 Perhaps you would like to sample the ratatouille before you order it. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4221 Oh, I’m sorry, folks, but the Salad Bar ends at 9 o’clock sharp 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4222 If you think the garbage can was bad, it's a good thing I didn't tell him about the dirty knife. 1.1875 0.05364 80 68 9 3
4223 I am pleased to present to you tonight's special...the garbage plate. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4224 Although the Valentine's Day dessert is sold out, the chef says we will provide a special percussion serenade in honor of your anniversary. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
4225 «I have to apologize, but he took our new zero-waste policy a little too literally.» 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4226 We think through everything here 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4227 Sorry, we ran out of plates. 1.1875 0.05061 80 67 11 2
4228 Perhaps I can interest you in something a little off the menu? 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4229 He’s a serious Houston Astros fan. 1.1875 0.04738 80 66 13 1
4230 Reduce Reuse Recycle 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
4231 Transparency... 1.1875 0.04917 64 52 12 0
4232 There goes one of the chef’s 2020 creations - dumpster flambé. 1.1875 0.04391 80 65 15 0
4233 I’m sorry but you had booked online for a regurgitation not the degustation 1.1875 0.05652 80 69 7 4
4234 Of course not! We select only from the barrel’s very top. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
4235 Since you are the manager of the Houston Astros, would you be more comfortable ordering by banging on this trash can? 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
4236 He's the Robert Henri of culinary arts. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4237 Sorry, but under the new anti-racist ordinance, 'people of whiteness' go in the trash 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4238 Unfortunately we’re out of fresh tuna, but we have plenty of canned. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4239 The catch of the day..... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4240 Today is your lucky day. You get the first pick from today's entrees. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4241 Our special of the day is artisanal trash. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4242 Today, our menu is real garbage. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4243 Garbage? We prefer to say “recycled.” 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4244 …and accompanying today’s farm-to-table selections, we follow up with table-to-compost-collections. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
4245 Can I interest you in tonight’s special - “you are what you eat”? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4246 Maurice? Sadly….they just canned him” 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4247 We truly are a zero waste restaurant, check our bins if you want 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
4248 We serve everything, just tell us what you need by looking. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4249 Our resident musician actually studied at Berkeley Bowl, not Berkelee. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4250 I assure Monsieur our rats are quite fresh. Why, here comes Gaston now with today’s catch. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4251 You can put your masks here 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
4252 Tonight we're featuring fresh filet of Grouch with sesame crust. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
4253 We're sorry the kitchen is closed, but the raccoons speak very highly of this trash can. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4254 I'm afraid the kitchen staff is in a state of breathless repose... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4255 And if the fish is bad we have a vomitorium. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4256 Decide your tip off the table and choose the meal wisely with our trush t can 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4257 Sorry sir, due to health restrictions we cannot offer doggie bags. But you are welcome to self serve? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4258 We’ve just reopened! Would you like to take a peek at our leftovers menu? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4259 Good evening. I regret to inform you that there’s been a serious misunderstanding of our curbside pick-up policy. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4260 The gentleman approaching is a Michelin Inspector, and he is going to show you why our rating went from three stars to two. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
4261 Who ordered une assiette d'ordures? I don't know what you were expecting. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4262 We are out of the special. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4263 I am very sorry but the kitchen is short-staffed and Frankie here is bringing out tonight's specials. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4264 The chef takes things personally. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4265 We’ve been told that our food tastes like garbage. We’re just cutting out one step. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4266 I'm sorry sir, that entrée is only available at curbside pickup. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
4267 I see you’re ordering from our Specials of 2020 selections 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4268 I'm afraid out only options tonight are vegan 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4269 May I recommend our DIY Fusion? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4270 Please stop talking trash. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4271 Chef Oscar has a few complaints of his own he’d like to share. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4272 Anthony Bourdain smorgasbord. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4273 If you believe what you have heard about our cuisine, we have an easy way for you to confirm it. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4274 Let me tell you about our new Trash to Table menu. 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4275 He'll be stealing signs from the kitchen and letting you know how how things are going with your meal. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4276 The wait staff has a low opinion of the Chef's special. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4277 As you see, we deliver curbside as well. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4278 We certainly hope you share our diner's commitment to shellfish recycling. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4279 Welcome to Freegans, would you like to see the specials? 1.1857 0.04682 70 57 13 0
4280 Would you care to see the dessert tray? 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4281 Here is Henri with the locavore special. 1.1857 0.06203 70 61 5 4
4282 Our owner has decided we’re an ‘upcycling’ company now. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4283 For now we're calling it Compost to table. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4284 Chef has found a dog that will gladly eat that 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4285 I'm sorry we only have leftovers 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4286 Tonight’s special? You’re in luck, due to supply chain shortages Frank is taking a locally sourced option to the kitchen now. I’ll be right back with the chef’s decision. 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4287 I am sorry sir this is a table for one. 1.1857 0.05105 70 58 11 1
4288 Phil hadn't fully formed his plan to confront Reginald about pocketing tips meant for him. 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4289 Our menu is locally sourced, rodent rife and trash to table 1.1857 0.05495 70 59 9 2
4290 Welcome to Chez Poubelle, where we specialize in Alley to Table freshness! 1.1857 0.05860 70 60 7 3
4291 We are exploring leftovers as a new niche offering 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
4292 Tonight's special is awful offal. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4293 We did say the table was for two hours only 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4294 In this case, "farm to table" is a euphemism. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4295 This evening we have Le Garbage manifique! 1.1852 0.06515 54 46 6 2
4296 Tonight's prix fixe dinner features our new trash-to-table menu. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4297 Frankly I can’t recommend today’s special. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4298 If I'm being honest, tonight's special might be one to refuse 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
4299 He’s a computer geek who believes garbage out, garbage in. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4300 We have two price points. One that allows you to throw your leftovers away right after you eat, the other allows you to bring it home, let it sit in your refrigerator for three days, and then throw away. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4301 We're skipping the middle man, you can just throw your money away right now. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
4302 Yes sir, as a part of our experiential dining concept, we are now boycotting entree on a tray 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
4303 I should have warned you that the trash can nachos would be too big for two people to share but this is Guy Fieri's world and we're just living in it. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
4304 Forget the food. Let’s get wasted. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4305 Everything we serve is marinated. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4306 Garbago beans are the special tonight. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4307 My brother Alphonse will now show you our specials, bus your table, and play requests from your favorite musicals. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4308 The late night special for two, coming right up. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4309 Good Evening Madame, Monsieur. May we start you out with an appetizer from Le’ Garbage. Oui? 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
4310 Sorry, there is no back door to this place. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4311 Yes, it's farm to table, but it's a really lousy farm, so we go directly to trash. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4312 I told Ralph to bring you a doggie bag. He said he had to chase away three vicious mutts to get to the leftovers" 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4313 With staff shortages, we're asking honored guests to self-bus their paper plates. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4314 We call it FASTER food... 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
4315 Freeganism is more than a lifestyle philosophy 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4316 we do take yelp reviews very seriously 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
4317 Have you dined with us before? We do things a little differently here. 1.1846 0.04850 65 53 12 0
4318 Scusi,Mr.Gates. You worth $96B. Last time you tip 5%. This time,we gonna downsize you service. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4319 Your waiter, Frank, will be here shortly to take your drink order. Frank is easily riled. Don't make Frank angry. Do not make eye contact with Frank. Speak only when you're spoken to. Whatever he brings you, eat it, even if it's still alive. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4320 Just think about it as another way to serve leftovers. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4321 I'm afraid nose-to-tail means serving every part of the animal. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4322 Who ordered the All-You-Can-Eat-Barffet? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4323 My sincerest apologies and it will not be on your bill. 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4324 Due to Covid food shortages, we have introduced a new item to the menu called "Fresh Trimmings De Jour". Francois will let you browse today's offerings. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
4325 Would you be interested in our late-night half-price special? 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4326 Oh, you wanted cabbage salad! 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4327 Today’s special: we call it the recycling. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4328 The manager machine is also broken 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
4329 The bisque you couldn’t refuse is coming right out 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
4330 We’re sorry but all this trash talk need to go 1.1842 0.04852 76 63 12 1
4331 Our chef is steeped in the trash can school of cooking. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4332 We're saving you the trouble of tossing it on in three days. 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
4333 I’m afraid he found your brussel sprouts! 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
4334 I'm afraid we've had a problem with our supply chain this week. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
4335 Would you like us to put that in a container for you to take home? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
4336 Could I interest you in a dessert? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4337 Hop in. Will give you a quick tour of the kitchen. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4338 There was a big rush at lunch time, but many of them were drinking a lot and did not eat much of their food, so we can still offer you select morsels from our signature dishes 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4339 I just presumed that icon meant 'delete' when I reserved online. 1.1833 0.06926 60 53 3 4
4340 Sir, you demanded a seat more appropriate to your stature... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4341 As you may know, our restaurant's concept is 2020, to start you'll be eating near a trash can. Would you care for us to start a dumpster fire for a slight upcharge? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4342 It's easiest if we just admit the truth. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4343 I'm sorry to tell you that we accidentally trashed the food app. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4344 He makes me look great. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4345 …but I assure you our COVID precautions are top-notch 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4346 I’m terribly sorry, but we must ask you to leave, and take your ‘service raccoon’ with you. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
4347 Dear sir and madam, here is a representation of your pallet based on your wine order 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4348 Chef’s prepares a special“influencer” tasting menu this evening 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4349 Yes, our cuisine is fully sustainable. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4350 I'm sorry, but we no longer use paper menus. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4351 The chef’s having a bad night. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4352 Thursday night is our special curb to table menu. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4353 It would appear that the kitchen staff has once again misplaced the soup tureen." 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4354 Today's specialty? A donation to the local food bank. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4355 Congratulations! You have chosen the most adventuresome culinary experience we've devised: The Dumpster Dive Special. . . . oh, and please bus your own table. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4356 We take farm to table but then we go a little further. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4357 Good Choice! This is for your bones. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4358 'Yes, my message was that the food was trash. And I find your classic defensive reaction to trash the messenger even more unpalatable! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4359 We believe in recycling. Take you pick from our barrel. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
4360 OK. you're a cab. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4361 Yelp says our food is garbage. Now's your chance to check it out. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4362 Today’s special was also yesterday’s. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4363 we take composting very seriously here. This will be available for any leftovers. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4364 Today’s special is a bit of an acquired taste. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4365 And for tonight's Special. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4366 We are part of the trash-to-table revolution. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4367 . . . and prepared with the finest congealed fat scrapings from the french fry cooker. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4368 If you are going to dump her tonight sir might I suggest our finest tin can 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4369 Oh yes, I can assure you that the Oscar is quite fresh. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
4370 Tonight’s dinner will be served a la can. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4371 Your soda in the can, as requested. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4372 The chicken is organic and technically cage-free 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4373 sorry it’s a one way system 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
4374 medium well, huh? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
4375 Excuse me, shift change 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
4376 Joining the Clean Plate Club is non-negotiable. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4377 We have a very special waiter's selection tonight. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
4378 'You did ask for the special....' 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4379 You ordered the Chef's Special, didn't you? This pandemic has affected us badly. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4380 Chef heard your order and decided this was the only way to serve it. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
4381 Do you have anything off of the weekend menu?" "I'll check sir 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4382 Today’s all-you-can-eat special: compost jubilee. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
4383 Well if you feel nauseous, it's probably due to your COVID vaccinations. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4384 Unfortunately, the dessert trolley is in for repair… 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4385 We ran out of everything, but your welcome to leftovers. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4386 Sir, we use only the freshest canned tuna! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4387 Who says there’s no accounting for waste? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4388 Because of delivery interruptions due to the pandemic, we are now forced to recycle 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4389 It's farm to table to landfill to table. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4390 Our chef has covid , our suppliers are out of business , so we are scrapping the bottom of the barrel . 1.1818 0.06445 66 58 4 4
4391 Our special tonight is Chef's Surprise, prepared with locally grown ingredients. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4392 Chef Oscar wants to meet you. He's very grouchy. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4393 Well, it depends on what you order. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4394 The garbage plate is on its way! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4395 All items on our menu are recycled and biodegradable. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4396 We call it Nouveau Glean Cuisine 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4397 You've heard the expression, garbage in, garbage out? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4398 Don’t Worry, Folks. It’s Just the Busboy. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4399 May I recommend our organic snails? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4400 Our waiter-in-training will serve your soup tableside, from the tureen. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4401 There are no menus as this is a racoon immersion restaurant but you can smell the can before you decide to partake. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4402 All of our offerings are environmentally conscious. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
4403 Today, the Sous Chef recommends...that you save yourselves time and trouble." 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4404 We have no outside patio, so we're bringing the outside indoors. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4405 Small problem,sir. Those weren’t clams. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
4406 Our special tonight is served tableside 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4407 Yesterdays specials are the early bird choices tonight. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4408 And now for today's specials... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4409 We just re-opened. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4410 'Perhaps one of our discounted entrees might interest you?' 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4411 At Chez Roumbard we serve only the freshest of escargot. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
4412 Welcome to our new low-budget, no tipping dining experience you seem to prefer. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4413 Our specialty is a new concept in the Smorgasbord. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4414 This evening we offer a unique twist on the farm to table concept. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4415 And,for dessert... 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4416 The day Oscars wife was confronted about her infidelity. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4417 In lieu of our violinist this evening, Paulo will perform selections from Stomp 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4418 Guests are invited to select their own aged steaks before they are cooked. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4419 The BBQ ribs come with plenty of disposable napkins. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4420 During the pandemic, we're outsourcing our kitchen. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4421 We’re sorry, monsieur - we’re out of fromage blanc. May I offer you garbage ranc instead? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
4422 Today's Special - Trump Stew 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4423 Sourced from an actual dumpster fire, we present the 2020 special 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4424 I know I said sustainability was a focus for me but is it too late to change my order? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4425 I apologize, we...forgot we reopened... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4426 If you’re not going to eat, might I suggest getting wasted? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4427 We specialize in hyper-local foraged food. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4428 Our waste is at your disposal 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
4429 So sorry for the wait. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
4430 I’m afraid we’ll have to take you out 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
4431 Technically, it's still a canned food 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4432 You will find microplastics in the food anyway, better to pick them directly from the origin. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4433 Felix will help you make room for dessert. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
4434 So far, everyone has said that we are serving trash tonight, so I wanted to prepare you in advance. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4435 I’m sorry, we’re short staffed. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
4436 No, I understand you did not order dead rats. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4437 My colleague will show you an assortment of our entrees. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4438 I would not recommend the mussels this evening. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4439 You know, mr. Eliot, we really appreciated your Waste Land poetry 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4440 I regret to inform you that since Chef Pierre died, my brother Bob does all the cooking.” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4441 Our chef is struggling with self-esteem. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4442 We have a great special on leftovers. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4443 ‘So sorry there was a hair in your meal, we’ll get rid of that immediately’ 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4444 You'll be happy to hear, all kitchen rodents are caught and disposed of daily 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4445 Joe does the trash can trick to get them out at closing time 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4446 The chef has taken note of the modifications you requested. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
4447 Let me begin with our appetizers…. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
4448 Our most recent survey shows that 96% of take-home requests are eventually discarded so we now provide the cans for those who wish to save time. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4449 After you taste your food please throw the food in the garbage can instead of at me! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4450 Here comes Jim now with our Customer Service bin. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4451 Chef is willing to replace your unsatisfactory dinner 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4452 My apologies, our kitchen is closed. My I suggest something freshly throw out? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4453 Discover Card? Please allow us to find the menu. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4454 By discontinuing dishes, we’ve reduced our carbon footprint dramatically. Think of it as a multipurpose plate. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4455 The chef recommends the “Forager’s Prix Fixe” this evening. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4456 Ah, la prononciation! Thierry, ils ont commandé les hors d’oeuvres, pas les ordures. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4457 Yes, this is our house special Garbaaaage 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4458 Next, the 45-day aged medley” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
4459 An influencer wanted to pay for her meal with ‘exposure’ so we’re just helping her make a quick exit. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
4460 Your socks won’t be large enough sir. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4461 Here comes Henri now with the prise du jour 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4462 Our "All you can eat" menu? I'll let you choose from the smorgasbord. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4463 Our dessert menu has changed. It’s now all canapés! 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
4464 I'm sorry sir, I had not realized a garbage plate was a real dish. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4465 Today's special is our own twist on beer-can chicken... 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4466 As I was saying, we’re a little understaffed tonight. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4467 We have figured out a great way to keep the champagne very, very cold. 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
4468 Pheasant under glass just seems so overdone. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4469 You won't like it. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4470 And now for dessert, a medley from the hit show Stomp! 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4471 At your request, we're letting you speak to the chef, Oscar. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4472 If you're looking for something a little more adventurous, may I suggest the Steak Oscar? 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4473 Care to try the French version of choose-your-own-lobster? 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4474 For the desert our special today is a fruit fly: from the finest fruit that we are about to demonstrate. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4475 We work with this reverse cycle concept… 1.1803 0.06819 61 54 3 4
4476 …and tonight we are serving one mans gar-bagé is another mans feast! We’re doing the best we can… 1.1803 0.04963 61 50 11 0
4477 This is what the Chef likes to call Agile Dining. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4478 We salvage only the choicest delicacies from Chez Louis across the street. 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4479 Our garbage plate is an unforgettable culinary experience. 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
4480 We’re here to help with the dumping 1.1800 0.04115 100 83 16 1
4481 Oh my, how do I put this gently …we’re out of fresh fish 🎣 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
4482 Your waiter will be here to show you today's specials. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4483 Our menu tonight is prix fixe garbage forage--Enjoy. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4484 For tonight's special We proudly serve Trashe with a creme sauce! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4485 Welcome back Mr. Creosote. We have supersized Monsieur's bucket. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4486 It’s required when you order the carp. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4487 Just to give you an idea, this is all you could eat. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4488 Sir, at Just Like Home Restaurant part of the dining experience is taking out the garbage. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4489 People now days will do anything to dream there wealthy even hire a fancy server just for fast food !!! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4490 Sorry, we're out of everything you want. So, we'll give you a trashcan to eat. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4491 Your McDonald’s, sir. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
4492 As requested, the last special we had before the pandemic... 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4493 unfortunately, we only have Russian hotdogs tonight. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4494 Henri is bringing over our live rat tank now, so you may choose your own. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4495 Oscar will be joining you shortly. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4496 Did you know your heart and brain are both wrinkled? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
4497 Any masks to toss? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
4498 And now the tableside preparation of your Steak Oscar. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4499 The fish entrée is rather bony” 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4500 Since you say you are so important, we are out of food, but we have an option for you folks. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4501 It’s called expediting in project management. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4502 And now, Claude will tell you about this evening’s specials. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4503 You did ask for the garbage plate. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4504 For tonight's special, please refer to the A La Trashcan menu. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4505 Mr. Oscar T. Grouch has requested to sit with you 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4506 It’s like beer can chicken, but not. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4507 It's not great, but the portion sizes..." 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4508 Next time, ask for the doggie bag earlier. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4509 I am so sorry sir. We’re running short on serving platters. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4510 May we offer you a serenade this evening? Pierre was an understudy in the Paris production of Bring in 'da Noise, Bring in 'da Funk 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4511 Would you care to sample last week’s specials? 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4512 We got fed up with all the environment-unfriendly menu complaints. We're now the industry leader in 'Direct Recycle'—enjoy! 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4513 We are terribly short-staffed so we are asking our customers to kindly dispose of their garbage after they eat. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4514 you should not have say it 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4515 'We're hiring...' 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4516 The ratatouille is superbly fresh, Madame. 1.1791 0.05597 67 57 8 2
4517 I'm sorry is just, we have a compost 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4518 'Here he comes now. Try and be gracious' 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
4519 I’m sorry sir but Mr. “de Grouch” will not be joining this evening’s engagements. 1.1791 0.05987 67 58 6 3
4520 It’s a lead free food chain beginning to end. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4521 ...but we weren't about to let one little oxymoron get in the way of our dream of Upscale Freeganism! 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4522 and now for the 1st course 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
4523 No, he is just escorting one of our regular clients to their favorite table. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
4524 Chef Irvine is filming today 1.1786 0.07256 56 50 2 4
4525 You didn't think we'd give you real food, did you? Take your trash from the bottom of the barrel. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4526 You wanted to see what our ratatouille looks like? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4527 You asked for the chef’s special. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4528 Voila! The Veal Oscar for two. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4529 Ross here will be cross until he removes your dross. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4530 The special of today. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
4531 Are you sure you want the daily special? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4532 The boss didn’t like your review… 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
4533 Thanks for dining in. For your safety we will be throwing your food directly in the trash. We are also happy to inform you 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4534 Frank! We need something for arrogance here. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4535 My colleague here will present the outstanding reviews we’ve been receiving, madam and sir! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4536 I am sorry but is a high-end restaurant sir, tuxedo are required. We offer a « return to the garb age » option though. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4537 Good news, we found one more order of the special for you! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4538 The chef has incorporated locally sourced seasonal ingredients. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4539 Milton would like to respond to your inquiry about our restaurant’s Freegan dining selections. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4540 ‘All main courses are served with a little bin jus on the side’ 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4541 The rats out back aren’t vaccinated so for extra precaution, we take the garbage out through the front 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4542 Bad news, I'm afraid! It seems we're out of the specials. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4543 He's not here for your leftovers. He's here or you! 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4544 And our special this evening is our Leftover Surprise. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4545 We are farm to table to alley to table. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4546 We're a bit behind on our food inventory. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4547 Our own Frank, a long time prospect of Blue Man Group will be performing his act for your pleasure tonight. " 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4548 Sorry. We've told him to keep a lid on it. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4549 Yesterday's leftovers are today's appetizers." 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4550 My apologies, we knew a street-to-table 'rat-atouille' was risky. 1.1781 0.04509 73 60 13 0
4551 Sir, M'am....the least pricey items we can offer. 1.1781 0.05962 73 64 5 4
4552 So sorry, we just have a few scraps left for dinner. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4553 The chef quit so today's specials are actually yesterday's specials. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4554 We have a very aged and varied menu to select from. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4555 It’s a new genre: table to sty. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4556 Excuse me, sir, but it’s gar-bahj plate, thank you very much. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4557 Due to a labor shortage we are asking each customer to clear. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4558 We thought you would like to see a sample of our unappetizers. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4559 Yes, I can assure you that we don't waste any food. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4560 And this week's farm to table is from the Kill Devil Hills Provence. 1.1781 0.05634 73 63 7 3
4561 Please consider tipping Pierre. He is Café Green’s chef de compost. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4562 Given the labor shortage, we ask that you please clear your plates tableside before leaving." 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4563 I’m sorry. Your reservation was for 1. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4564 Our specialty for Father's Day - Trash Can Ribs. #thisishowdadsdoit 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
4565 When there are trash customers. 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4566 It’s ‘Take Out the Trash Day’ 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4567 It seems we’ve run out of the recycling, but we do have trash… 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4568 Welcome to Chez Raccoon. My name is Paul. We'll be starting you off this evening with a lovely amuse-bouche... 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
4569 Our menu is garbage, Monsieur. Please order a la carte. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4570 Unfortunately, we're out of plates and silverware. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4571 Pierre shall place the receptacle 'pour vous si ma cuisine est très gros'. 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4572 Our specialty today is leftovers from yesterday. It’s all you can eat and Tony will be serving you from the Waste Not Container. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4573 Sorry for the delay. Here comes the manager now. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4574 We were going to serve you, but then we found your most recent Twitter posts. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4575 You ordered the garbage salad? 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4576 Le Chef de Cuisine tonight is Oscar the Grouch. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4577 Don't mind him. That's his month's container of take-outs 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4578 Our Chef Oscar will be presenting your next course. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4579 Just in case it makes you throw up. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4580 We will take the...... wow, that new special smells better than the Chicken Parm we got last time. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4581 The hash is very fresh. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4582 Maybe you wanna ‘garbanzo’ soup inastead... 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4583 And for afters..... 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4584 My brother will present the economy menu. 1.1774 0.06714 62 55 3 4
4585 I can assure you - as you’ll see, we serve locally sourced, sustainable mouse. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4586 L’ordure hors d’oeuvres, s’il vois plaît. 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4587 Would you care to see our cheese selection again? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4588 Just in case you order our mushroom special. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
4589 We bring the buffet to the table! 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4590 On Tuesday’s we run a training programme for husbands who don’t take out the trash 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4591 I’m afraid it’s illegal for us to let you donate your fresh leftovers to the homeless, however the street rats will love them. That’ll be $200.00, please” 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4592 No trash 🗑 talkin’ the chef’s specials 😮 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
4593 I assure you the food is 100% organic 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4594 If you leave Fred a lousy tip, he’ll talk trash. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
4595 You both ordered the garbage burger? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4596 You said you'd never eat here again. The chef thought this might help you keep that promise. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
4597 It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'll be amused by its presumption. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4598 Today’s special is le garbáge buffet. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
4599 We’re still featuring our special for 2020: dumpster fire à la mode. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4600 As requested, exactly what you had last time. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
4601 Here you will find the specials to accommodate your dietary restrictions. . 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
4602 Looks like yesterday's early bird specials are no longer available! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4603 I’m having Gordon Ramsay nightmare. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4604 Can we interest you in our new fermentation cuisine 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
4605 Would monsieur and madame care to try le spécial d’hier? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4606 We toss the garbage salad at your table. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4607 Normally we don't take custom orders, but we CAN make yours happen. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4608 Tonight's dinner menu is an environmentally friendly selection of reclaimed lunches. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4609 Welcome to our restaurant Trash & Scraps. One of our waitstaff will now show you today's special...garbage souffle. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4610 Today’s chef’s special will be paired with MD 20 20. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4611 You may eat anything that is on the top layer. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4612 We have excellent cuisine, provided you eat fast. 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4613 Welcome to The Lucky Dip! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4614 Im sorry, we don't have enough bowls of soup. Does a trash can work for you? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
4615 I'm here to take the trash out. Who wants to get in first? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4616 Since your credit card was rejected, the management has asked for their food back. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4617 Why yes, this is the first course of our Oscar-style menu. 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
4618 Good Evening, Folks! Before I will bring you the Menu and tell you about our Specials, there is an opportunity for You to earn a 20% discount if you clean up after you finished enjoying your meal with us! Sound good? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4619 Sorry but we had to teach this grouch named Oscar a lesson. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4620 We have some marvelous left overs for you to consider 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
4621 This nacho course comes compliments of the chef, who regretfully informs me that we are out of the Donkey Sauce you ordered. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4622 The health inspector said it was the cleanest thing we have to serve from. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
4623 Lastly, tableside preparation of our opinion of your experience. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
4624 Specials are all served with fermented vegetables... 1.1765 0.06265 68 60 4 4
4625 It’s more of a cross between ‘Happy Birthday’ and something from Stomp, but Harold is VERY into it… 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
4626 Are you eating off the bin? 1.1765 0.06690 51 44 5 2
4627 Garbage served on a platter 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
4628 I'm afraid your dinner is even less palatable. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4629 Molecular Gastronomy - It's really a savory meringue. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4630 Thank you for waiting patiently. Unfortunately, social distancing rules only allow us to take a small number of people at a time. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4631 The greens have been lovingly wilted and the cheese has been aging in our special cellar for the past week. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4632 thought we'd offer you some literal garbage since you both apparently enjoy having sex with each other 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4633 There’s a few specials on the menu I can’t really recommend. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4634 We're offering our special repurposed menu tonight, enjoy! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4635 Today were serving leftovers. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4636 If you don't like your dinner, we offer immediate disposal 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4637 Sparkling, still, or toilet water? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4638 We've had to downsize the dumpster. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4639 Well, we do promise our diners a unique presentation of their selections. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4640 I checked with the chef, last night’s special is available. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4641 Our special tonight is Yesterday's Food" 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4642 Are you sure you want yesterday's special? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4643 Tonight's special is Oscar on the half shell... 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4644 It’s our new austerity Prix Fixe option. It’s from the head chef’s personal station and it’s different every time! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4645 Our special here is a mash up using only recycled ingredients. 1.1757 0.05886 74 65 5 4
4646 Our esteemed chef specializes in freegan dishes 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4647 Hector, bring the feather, too. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4648 I’m so sorry sir, Jerry will retrieve you Invisalign immediately 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4649 We don't tolerate shitty comments about our food, we have a garbage can for that 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
4650 Due to nationwide supply chain shortages, we have to reuse yesterday’s food for your meal tonight 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
4651 Our menu is 100% local and fully sustainable 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4652 I suppose that you are all wondering why I called this meeting. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
4653 We are proud to offer the city’s first trash-to-table dining experience 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
4654 Sir, this restaurant has embraced the zero waste practice and so, today, we are asking everyone to help with the leftovers. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4655 Tonight, is the selection of your choice. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4656 Two dumpster dives from Eleven Madison Park. Might I recommend a nice Château Lafite to compliment your dining experience? 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4657 Oh here’s my brother Joe bringing out the Democratic platform that you ordered now 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4658 There’s no room outside. We brought this in to make you feel comfortable. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4659 The rotisserie is broken, so instead of a pig roast, we're going to poach the pig. Can I offer you a basket of bread while you wait? 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4660 We call it "Sourdough Stew". 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4661 Due to Covid, we had to update the way we do our buffet. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4662 Yes, when your server said we lost your creme brulee with the diamond ring in it, he simply meant we put it in a special metal container for safekeeping. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4663 Our new bus boy worked at Founding Farmers. 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4664 Sid here will be your bus-person tonight. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4665 We don't provide doggie bags. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4666 The restaurant critic said our food was garbage. So we thought, “what the heck.” 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4667 And now today’s special. And the Catch of the Day 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4668 You can toss your masks right in here. We’re done with that garbage. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
4669 So you want to see the last guy who didn't leave a tip? 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
4670 The Trash canapé sir 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
4671 Your first course is complements of the chef next door. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4672 Our Monday special is leftovers. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
4673 Therein lays our specials for the day. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4674 And today's special is Garbage Du Jour. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
4675 ORDER WHAT YOU WANT AND IGNORE THE LOCAL FOOD CRITIC" 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4676 I told them it was their last chance Jeffrey..... 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4677 If the dish doesn't taste as good as the one ordered online, you can throw it right away. 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
4678 'Extremely eco friendly.... everything here is recycled sir' 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
4679 You said you wanted YESTERDAY’S soup? Carl is on his way over with it now. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
4680 The aroma is to die for. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4681 The chef would like to invite you to garbage down your dinner this evening. 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4682 We are very serious about "farm to table." 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4683 André will tell you about our specials. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4684 May I suggest the dessert special: assorted pastries served à la Freegan. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4685 I hope you’ve saved room for dessert. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4686 We have authentic Venezuelan cuisine. This is the latest trend from our enlightened socialist comrades. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4687 To enhance the ambiance, we're trialing bursts of canned laughter." 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4688 It's our chef's newest culinary concept called 'Garbáge du jour'. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4689 I assure you, Monsieur, we are fresh out of 'Prince Albert in a can'... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4690 Now that we're finally open, we have quite a selection of house specialties to consider." 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4691 Monsier, may I recommend the canned tuna? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4692 I recommend steering clear of the twice-baked potatoes. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4693 The new owners have exciting ideas about waist management. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4694 Due to supply chain problems we are unfortunately only able to offer our ‘from the can’ menu at this time. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4695 Are you hoping to get trashed tonight? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4696 It’s our sustainable and deconstructed special of the day 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4697 it's the most sustainable thing we have on the menu, all locally sourced... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4698 Korea recycles we biologically play it onward 1.1746 0.06613 63 56 3 4
4699 You can now put all of your masks in here 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4700 …or you can order a la cart. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4701 The special tonight is a crabby Oscar. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4702 ‘’All our garbage is freshly made to order’’ 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4703 We organically source all of our food 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4704 I'll have what she's having 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4705 for tonight the chef has prepared the usual garbage 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
4706 Maybe you'll be interested in today's special. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4707 Tonight your dinner's preparation will be presented entirely at your table side. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4708 Sorry for the wait. Here is a dish on the house. Our chef says it's best served cold. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4709 We let Oscar the Grouch choose today’s special. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4710 Help feed America! 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4711 As per the Chef's response, you will be the take out special. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4712 Pierre will be taking care of you tonight. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4713 Shall I show you the sustainable specials? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4714 We'll see what we can scrounge up. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4715 Ignore him; he’s always taking shortcuts, and we’re short on staff . 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4716 We read your last criticism, and though you need to see what real garbage is. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4717 The chef insists that you finish your entrées before dessert is served. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4718 And here are our special tonight 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4719 We are out of feed bags, could I interest you in our garbage trough? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4720 It's his second job. He's at Walmart days. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4721 Because of all the shortages, we've had to change our supply sources. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4722 To give you a sense of the power and complexity you can expect from our frisson du jour, we offer you a complementary sniff of yesterday’s garbage 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
4723 My apologies..we have run out of fresh food. Do you mind trying our very good recycled dishes? 1.1739 0.06179 69 61 4 4
4724 We also have a few specials off the menu. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4725 We guarantee it’s unlike anything you’ve had before. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
4726 Igor will be serving you tonight 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4727 well. . . um, you see, we are a bit of a trashy establishment 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4728 The chef agreed to accommodate your many special requests. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4729 Would you like to see the menu? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4730 Please feel free to take the remains of your dinner home in a doggie bag. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4731 No Margheritas today, but we've a lot of Tonnos. 1.1739 0.04263 92 77 14 1
4732 Yes, as a matter of fact, we are twins. I'm sorry, he does that. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4733 Know thy supply chain 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4734 To ensure we maintain our zero waste policy, tonight’s first course will be last night’s garbage. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4735 One early bird special, coming right up. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
4736 So I should be taking your order now.... Could you please explain again how this works? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
4737 Oscar is taking a long trip this summer and is looking for someone to whom he can sublet his trash can. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4738 This is the best 274th Street nearest to the curb has to offer 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4739 In appreciation for your continued patronage, we are offering to take away all of your masks for a 2020 time capsule 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4740 Yes, we can try to serve you although the kitchen is closed, but I'm afraid we'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel, so to say... 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4741 Why yes, the Houston Astros are in our private dining room. 1.1733 0.05493 75 65 7 3
4742 Compost” or “compote”?! 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4743 The buffet table will be replenished shortly. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4744 Sorry sir, we are out of Corona. Can I interest you in some wine? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4745 And my other brother Darryl. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4746 Our food sucks. Can I get a tip for that advice. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4747 And here's Walter our sommelier with his one-man Garbage cover band." 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4748 Our new chef is from Houston—to order, just bang on the can. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4749 Let’s see what’s on tonight’s GIGO menu. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4750 We closed 3 minutes ago I’m finished with my side work goodnight. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4751 The chef gets upset when you send food back. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4752 I regret to inform you but it seems monsieur Grouch has requested the table. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4753 I’m sorry ma’am, I don’t think your husband will fit“ 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4754 Tonight’s special is the garbage plate. It’s served with a side of day old potatoes and made locally in our kitchen. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
4755 Would you like to try our lucky dip taster selection? Free of charge! 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
4756 Back by popular demand, we are serving Monday's Special of the Day. 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4757 Well in Chicago,we call it the Garbage Salad. 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4758 Is the fish fresh? Why do you ask? 1.1731 0.05967 52 44 7 1
4759 And our after-hours special tonight is... 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4760 To accommodate your concerns about sustainability, we do have this freegan option. 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
4761 can I interest you in our Freegan Specials? 1.1731 0.06569 52 45 5 2
4762 He works the V.I.P. room for the Astros. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4763 Trashy crowd? I’ll show them. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4764 Your own personal compost bin is coming. Fill it tonight and come back in a year for your salad. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4765 We really ex 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4766 Our sommelier only had epiphanies to keep him company during quarantine. He’ll he recommending a wine pairing based on the fruit notes of your home garbage, which he’s taken the liberty of retrieving. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4767 Safe? Yes for everything's disposable. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4768 I understand you want your steak well done? 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4769 Welcome to Dumpstaire and thank you for choosing the market menu. Your appetizers are on their way. May I suggest one of our brown bag drink specials? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4770 Here is Jacques with yesterday's specials. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4771 We do have some specials this evening.... 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4772 We used to sell tires. WE'RE the two Michelin stars. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4773 I’m sorry. The corner table is reserved for trash. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4774 Our staff is committed to hygiene on an industrial scale. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4775 Sadly, we're out of doggie bags. 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4776 We specialize in nostalgic cocktails. Our current special is frat house fruit punch. 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
4777 And this concludes tonight’s performance of John Cage’s “dinner: $300”. There is a lovely pizza place next door though. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4778 Dinner is served. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4779 The chef asked me to tell the gentleman that while the pre-COVID-19 tasting menu is attractively priced it does come with the following caveats. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4780 We regret to inform you, sir, but your wife smells like shit. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4781 We save you a step and put your meal right in the garbage. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4782 Farm-to-table? absolutely. And we're especially proud of our new garbage-to-table sustainability initiative. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4783 Maurice will show you our selection of desserts! 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4784 Our first special - here it comes now - is the gritty underbelly of the food service industry. If that's too real for you, try the orecchiette. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4785 Welcome to Leftovers. Would you like something drink? 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4786 No worries, he has some anger issues” 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4787 You DID insist, sir, that trash was more preferable to our chef's cooking, and he insists on you proving it while he watches. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4788 Think of this as dinner theatre-- like Stomp, but with more expletives. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4789 All of our entrees are now served with disposable tableware. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4790 For you side, might I suggest our Twice Baked Potatoes? 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4791 I said Virginia Ham, Abie; NOT garbage can 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4792 Yes, the lobster for two is quite large. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4793 I’m sorry, but our kitchen is closed to Yelp reviewers, so it’s this or nothing. 1.1719 0.05702 64 55 7 2
4794 Sir I assure you, there are no cameras here for you to look into and wave. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4795 I am very sorry Sir, but we are all out of fresh vegetables tonight, I seems that they were not organic so we had to throw them all away. 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4796 And now, a performance from the last active member of STOMP. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4797 Yes, I instructed Pierre to search your trash for evidence of Vaccine Card forgery. And so, madame and monsieur, you will NOT be eating the duck tonight 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4798 Oh, you said you were a newspaper ‘tycoon’! I heard ‘raccoon’. 1.1719 0.06122 64 56 5 3
4799 When you said you're 'flexitarian'... 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4800 I warned you. Three complaints and you’re out. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4801 ‘Dump to table’ 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4802 I really hate to tell you--we don't seat or serve white trash. Good bye. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4803 We’re just preparing to collect what you leave on your plates. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4804 We've just run out of fish, but there's still a choice of meats. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
4805 We'll try to get that big piece of cheese off your legs now. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4806 Tonight's specials are from the Virtue Signaling menu. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4807 Bien sur! You can have the leftovers, the waiter will be right with you. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4808 Most of the new chef's dishes wind up in the trash so we're eliminating the middleman. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4809 We've replaced our singing waiters with an angry Stomp performance. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4810 The special today has a sell-by date of last weekend. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4811 We are temporarily out of our 'catch of the day'. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
4812 Tonight's special is locally foraged, artisanal, deconstructed, haute ordures. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
4813 Tonights special le Garb a ge' has ingredients all of which are freshly picked from le Bak All ey' 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4814 Our famous gabagool for two 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4815 Yes sir, tonight you’ll be choosing all of your a la carte items from the recycling bin… 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4816 It is all organic sir, but I'm sorry to say we've learned not to disclose our sources. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
4817 I may have misspoken when I told you the fish was fresh. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4818 And now, after your hors d'oeuvres, we would like to serve you our special déchets. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4819 My pardon, we are still having some trouble with the supply chain side of the business. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4820 To start, you may choose your own amuse bouche from a wide variety of delicacies that Claude is bringing over. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4821 I must apologize. Apparently, the chef’s special did come out of a can. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4822 It's garbage-eve. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4823 The last review claimed our food tasted like garbage, so we just ran with it. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4824 Our return policy is very clear. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4825 Your job is to watch the dining room and alert the cook with one bang for an order of halibut and two for the quiche. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4826 You ever have a crawdad boil? Well, a roach molder is very similar. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4827 You're asking me what's good to eat here? I'm telling you, nothing. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4828 He’s new. I assure you it’s from GARDEN to TABLE.” 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4829 I see that the restaurant service union is in bed with the sanitation workers union. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
4830 To clear up any misunderstandings about the standard twenty percent tip. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4831 Please place of any tips of that size into this depositary 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
4832 I’m afraid all we have are masks. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
4833 ... and from our compost menu... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4834 And as the trick for tonight, I’ll pull your dinner out of this bin 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
4835 And to complete the Epcot Food and Wine experience, you will eat your meal standing over a trash can 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
4836 Sorry, no menu this evening; the sous-chef sneezed his mask off just as the health inspector entered the kitchen, and we had to dump everything except for the cassoulet that was already in the oven; but we will decant a free bottle of wine with it. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4837 And I regret to inform you of our desserts tonight. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4838 We can offer the Delta variant. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4839 Since you ordered the house red with the seafood linguini, perhaps you would like your second course prepared table-side 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4840 For small budgets, this is our cafeteria formula. Drink and tip are not included. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4841 As requested, your raccoon will be served fresh from the trash can 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4842 The kitchen's closed but we may have some leftovers. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4843 Does the curbside menu come with fries? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
4844 Quite frankly, we’re down to less than one course. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
4845 A La Carte or Would You Prefer Our Popular Binge to Bin Offering? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
4846 We are so grateful to get a second chance after your one star review. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4847 I'd recommend the garbage plate. We're famous for it. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4848 I toss the salad. Joey brings it back. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4849 Here at Chez Déchets we serve the trash of nearby fine restaurants. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4850 And for dessert, in lieu of our usual kitchen sink sundae... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4851 Donald will be right out with your order of our “2020 Special” ” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4852 Our selection tonight is especially eclectic. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4853 We've had a bit of trouble getting kitchen staff. 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4854 It depends what you mean by Farm to Table. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4855 You have a choice of any leftovers 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4856 We're out of the freshly-caught Pacific salmon but we have some aquatic specials. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4857 I'm so sorry: we're all out of "fresh." 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4858 Sorry, when you said "fries", I thought you said "flies." 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4859 You will now enjoy the Raccoon-course. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4860 I recommend the fish head with skeleton. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4861 Godfrey owns a pig farm and would appreciate your leftovers. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4862 And Irving should be out to begin your Brooklyn-style hibachi momentarily 1.1695 0.06466 59 52 4 3
4863 Carry on 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4864 Trash, litter, rubbish, garbage...we have great variety today... 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4865 Our special today is our environmentally friendly seasonal selection. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4866 I am so sorry that our new waiter lost hold of the last plate of steak you ordered and it landed in a trash can. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4867 Do you agree to place your leftovers in a bin for freegans? 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4868 We’re trash to table. 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4869 Boris will now present Chef’s foraging special 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4870 We pride ourselves on being an authentic farm to table restaurant. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4871 I am sorry, but the supply chain disruption during the pandemic requires that we make a few substitutions. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4872 Our specials today, are fresh from Le Can. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4873 We want to assure you that, yes, everything we serve is locally sourced. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4874 Good evening. My name is Jorge and I’d like to introduce your server, Henri. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4875 ...and as part of our commitment to sustainability, the special of the day is the prior customer's recycled leftovers. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4876 Will there be anything else? 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4877 Paola will show you the specials. Our chef left unexpectedly so we’re really just cobbling together our menu. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4878 I thought I heard you order Chicken à la Can. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4879 If I tell the truth that I may or may not have misplaced your leftover steak, will you still draw a smiley face on the bill? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4880 Yes, indeed. The salmon is fresh, but if you find it to the contrary, we have that covered. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4881 Everything we serve is locally foraged...oh, and here comes Marco with the catch of the day.. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4882 Our chef uses locally foraged ingredients that are Paileo friendly. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4883 May I recommend the chef's sampler? 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4884 Our commitment to sustainable dining means localizing our food supply chain. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4885 Sir, if I may, the names of the dishes actually are not ironic. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4886 Our special,Cicada Nicoise Salad, didn’t go over well at lunch. 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4887 As it turns out, the daily special was not that special. Barnet M. McKee St. Louis, Missouri 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4888 ... and you can have an unlimited number of helpings. 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4889 He prefers ‘Sanitation Maitre D’ 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4890 Remember that last review you wrote? The one that said "tasted like garbage?" 1.1692 0.04687 65 54 11 0
4891 No, we don't offer palate cleansers...but sure, we'll make an exception for you! 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4892 What you read online wasn't hyperbole sir, the food here is literally garbage. 1.1692 0.06032 65 57 5 3
4893 Yes my apologies sir but it turns out there were nuts in soufflé 1.1692 0.05174 65 55 9 1
4894 The latest snazziest trend in restaurants is Circular Economy. Today’s menu is 100% locally sourced 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4895 Our menu is a la can 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4896 the chef lost her diamond nose ring. We’re going to need you to purge before the dessert course… 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4897 I'm so sorry but it's an hour past close, and it's time for us to take out any remaining trash left in the restaurant. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4898 I’m sorry, we just sold out of the Houston Astros special. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4899 May I recommend the Bouillabaisse. 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4900 We're out of soup bowls 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4901 Ah, your prix fixe has arrived. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4902 The last time you were here you didn't like a thing we served you. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4903 Ahh ... and here comes Pierre with this evening’s dessert cart. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4904 BRING THE CAN HERE PLEASE HARRY, I FOUND A COUPLE COINCIDENTALLY NAMED THE REGURGITATORS 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4905 Your last food review dismembered us. Now it's our turn 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4906 Yes,sir. We do serve various canned foods. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4907 For bargain hunters, we have our "Encore" special... 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4908 Our first course will be leftovers prepared table side. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4909 I know you’ve been waiting, but we’re always closed on Mondays. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4910 Like our website mentions, 'you hand-pick your ingredients, we just spin it into a delicious dish'. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4911 Freddy the owner would like your meal scraps for his dog after you eat. 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4912 Tonight, in lieu of our violinist, we offer you an unusual musical treat . . . 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4913 Please no trash talk! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4914 So, for tonight's special, we have taken the farm to table concept to the next level... 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4915 No worries. Ferdinand assures me he has your doggie bag. 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4916 Apologies for the delay. Your daughter wants you to know this is what you get for raising a perfectionist. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4917 Oscar the Grouch has entered the building. Places, please! 1.1690 0.05302 71 61 8 2
4918 Your food is on it's way. . 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4919 Before Covid you would have left at an appropriate time. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4920 Why yes, we do make our kombucha in-house 1.1690 0.05669 71 62 6 3
4921 The danger of ordering a Garbage Plate outside of Rochester 1.1690 0.04479 71 59 12 0
4922 Welcome to Freegán, the premiere dumpster-to-table gourmet restaurant, the only one serving upscale Lower-Class cuisine out of authentic trash receptacles. Ah, Here come the appetizers! 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4923 We don't have a menu. Just look in the can. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4924 I misspelled 'fried cabbage' when I wrote your order. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4925 I’ll describe today’s specials. He’ll show you yesterday’s. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4926 I regret that the chef has an attitude about our new "All You Can Eat" menu. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4927 He likes to stand in it and watch you while you eat. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4928 Did you say 'plant-based'? We only serve garbage plant-based cuisine 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
4929 I believe you asked for the Cheif's Special... 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4930 And for dessert, we have the crème brûlée de garbage…. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4931 Garbage in Garbage out, sir. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
4932 Someone else’s trash is our daily special treasure 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4933 We've recently changed chefs. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
4934 Table per deux.. Excuse my French, but will be discarding any Covid variants. I hope you enjoyed the new dining method. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4935 this is how we do food on a bench in New York 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4936 Welcome to twin-meal-in-a-bin. May I ask you to stop making the table levitate? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
4937 No sir, we are doing just fine despite the covid-19 crisis. Actually we are even improving our services and our chef is following the newest trends. Right now we are having a freegan week. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4938 If you have any reclamation about your meal, my colleague will bring you our suggestion box 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
4939 And here's Rob with our Catch of the Day. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4940 Today’s special is green eggs on last Easter’s ham. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
4941 Your order will be out, shortly. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4942 We have an excellent trash to table menu. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
4943 Tuesday is leftovers, non-dairy, night. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
4944 Let's just say a few of our specials didn't turn out ideally. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4945 One Oscar the Grouch Special coming up. Would sir like any black pepper? 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
4946 Today's special is from 'The Meaning of Life.' 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4947 Can I interest you in a take-out menu? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4948 It's just in case. Our Osso Buco hasn't been as popular as we expected. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4949 Sir, if you don't pay your bill I'm gonna throw you and your ugly wife head first into this trash can." 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4950 And tonight’s special comes with an extra large container for the inevitable projectile vomiting. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4951 I wouldn't recommend it, sir. The specialty of the day is just garbage. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4952 Our food is from farm to compost. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4953 Before I take your order, we need to audit your last visit. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4954 I'm sorry, all we have are leftovers. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4955 Are we waste free? Consider what we served last night... 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4956 We can't return your orders to the kitchen, but you can choose anything Bob is bringing out now. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4957 We prefer to bring the buffet to you. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4958 We will need your cell phones. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4959 Well, yes, you can order off the menu. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4960 Please ignore Pierre. He just clears the tables. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
4961 You ordered the chef's special? 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4962 Tonight’s special is the Dumpster Dive, served fresh on a silver platter that in no way is the lid of a garbage can. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4963 Will that be all, sir? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4964 Pierre will be your waste manager tonight and can address any questions you may have about selecting the correct receptacle. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4965 Forget the menu. You are just throwing your money away. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4966 Since you wanted to skip the menu, and just see the food. . . . 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4967 We discovered a plumbing problem, so you'll probably need this tonight 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
4968 After the kitchen fire, we had to store your son's ashes in whatever we had at hand 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4969 Can I interest you in an aperitif, an amuse bouche, some garbage? 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4970 Would you care for your coffee with the meal? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4971 I’m very happy to rummage through and see if we have any of our special swordfish left. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4972 Alfonso is bringing his can back from yesterday Wait til you see the special treasure we have in store for you this evening 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4973 The cooks all quit this morning. However, we have a fine selection of leftovers for your perusal. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4974 ... and Felipe will prepare your Tableside Surprise. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4975 It's Table d'hôte this evening... 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4976 he was in charge of the pail-ale until we discovered his methods 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4977 It’s a commentary on waste in the food industry. You don’t actually have to eat it" 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4978 What's a compote? 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
4979 Max is new here. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
4980 We're bringing our vegan option in right now. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4981 Our apologies, can I interest you in desert? 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
4982 This evening's special features the bottom of the barrel 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4983 It's early.. so you're getting our discounted 'Tin Can Alley' special. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4984 Bad news: due to cash-flow problems your meals will be served with plastic cutlery and on paper plates, and due to staff shortages we're asking you to 'self bus'. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4985 The pandemic cut our kitchen staff. We're only serving ala cart. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4986 With the chef's compliments, your steak well-done as ordered, sir. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
4987 Our chef has prepared something special,tonight 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
4988 Your carriage awaits. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4989 The chef sends his regards for your opinions on critical race theory. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
4990 Our chef believes no food should go to waste...so we just serve the garbage from the place next door. 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
4991 might I suggest you should look at the food one more time before making up your mind. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4992 In honor of your excellent cooking advice over the years, retiring chef Andre has prepared a special tableside service for you tonight. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
4993 I'm afraid we're all out of the oscar filets. Can I interest you in some Oscar the Grouch? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4994 The valet suggests the pan-seared venison. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4995 Have you had Le Spécial Poubelle before? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4996 A common misunderstanding Monsieur et Madame-it is actually Poubelle Cuisine. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
4997 No Sir, this Dump Dinner is our specialty. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4998 Sorry about this but we’ve had to downsize. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4999 Perhaps something from our locally-sourced menu? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5000 We had to hire a bunch of union workers. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5001 Alfredo will describe the ingredients making up the Chef's Special tonight in painstaking detail. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5002 May I suggest starting with the Garbage Salad, prepared tableside by my twin brother Ralph?” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5003 Would you like to see our take-out menu? 1.1667 0.04423 72 60 12 0
5004 Let us show you… Even our raccoon is no longer wearing a mask for dining 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
5005 We don't like to throw out food so we'll ask you to do it. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5006 And now, a scene from Beckett’s Endgame. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
5007 We were tired of hearing that our portion sizes are too small from our customers. 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5008 I’m afraid we’ve run out of avocados, but may we offer you tableside whack-a-mole instead? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5009 - "We'd like to call tonight's special, The Dumpster Diver's Delight." 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5010 And here is your chicken stew sir. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
5011 To make room for your eighth course, we accommodate a mid-meal purge... 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5012 We can assure you it really was a cruelty free salad 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
5013 My apologies, sir, we didn't realize he was your son 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5014 You really should not have told us that it’s your wife’s birthday. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
5015 So sorry to inform you, but this room has a reservation pending for the Houston Astros. 1.1667 0.05903 60 52 6 2
5016 I knew we shouldn’t have ordered the garbage salad 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
5017 We're a zero-waste restaurant now. Ah, here's your menu now 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5018 Let us introduce you to our new eco circulair foodconcept. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
5019 So, you want to hear about the specials 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5020 freshly roasted Oscar The Grouch, served in the original trash can for authenticity 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5021 There is a 5 ⭐️ next door with a no waste policy 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5022 Your valet is ready 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5023 She wants a divorce. 1.1667 0.05595 72 63 6 3
5024 Sooo, when's trash night for you two? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
5025 Today’s menu leftovers. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5026 The kitchen is currently closed. However, we do have some leftovers we can offer you." 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
5027 For your musical entertainment, Serge will now be doing a medley of Talking Heads hits. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
5028 Some say the food here is garbage, so Pierre has brought out this empty can to your table should you agree. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5029 He's headed to an Astro's game 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5030 Our signature Corned Beef TRASH is flambeed tableside. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
5031 Our new head chef R. A. Coon has prepared something extra special for you tonight. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
5032 Please avoid making eye contact with Dave over there- we already asked his mom to come pick him up. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5033 ‘A couple at a nearby table ordered and paid for Gatorade for you.’ 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
5034 We're running a 'Blackout Special' - Anything you can identify is half price. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5035 In case you still want your doggie bag from yesterday... 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5036 Look man just tip the guy and don't be a piece of... 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5037 I'm so sorry you two, but I'm going to have to ask you to move. It's Oscar night. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5038 Our cook staff couldn’t make it tonight. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5039 Empty vessels do make a lot of noise. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5040 Your waiter will be here shortly with the menu. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5041 ‘Sorry sir, spring ahead, fall back’ 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5042 I hope you don't believe the rumours that the food we serve here is garbage. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5043 Yes, we do have some of last evening's special I kept in the back frig that I can show you. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5044 My cousin Ralph is having a little trouble adjusting to his new waiter job, his old job was working on a city sanitation truck. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5045 "Tonight's specials come with a small disclaimer." 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5046 Our chef has low self-esteem. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5047 Pardon me, your guest Oscar The Grouch has arrived 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5048 I'm afraid you won the lottery to get murdered in tonight's dinner theatre. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5049 Following tonight's interactive murder mystery, would you prefer the ribs or the red herring? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5050 We rate authenticity much higher than freshness. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5051 Tonight’s Special is a curated smorgasbord of delicacies our chef calls ‘Dumpster Dive’ (pronounced dee-vay) 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5052 And on behalf of Corporate's new 'Tips Plus' policy, a small portion of your purchase tonight will be donated directly to the waitstaff. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5053 Are you sure you wanna search for Remy in the bin? We have actual chefs who can make Ratatouille... 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
5054 You ordered the bin night tasting plate? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5055 We’re doing our best to find that engagement-ring-soufflé. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5056 I regret to inform you that humanity has run out of fresh food. All we have left is waste. Would you like to see our surprise bin? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5057 It’s been tough to hire a violinist 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
5058 Today’s specials are French onion soup and sloppy seconds. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
5059 I’m these difficult times, the management is experimenting with a new offering: an all-you-can’t-eat buffet. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5060 The busboys are still off, so this is a do-it-yourself dinner. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5061 The other can is down the hall on the left. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5062 We ordered cannoli, not canned oldie. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5063 Rather than showing you the menu, we will show you what our other patrons did’t like. 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5064 Lets go over some of our specials 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5065 Sir the Chef has advised me we just ran out of Grouch. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5066 You req 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5067 Check out our all you can eat special. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5068 Our chef says you've ordered his new Soup-du-Jour. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5069 Oh, let me check to see if we have any left. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5070 It is now my pleasure to present your options for catch of the day. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5071 Indeed, sir, we are committed to local foraging. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5072 After that meal you are going to need it 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5073 Trashcan punch for the lady? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5074 We do appreciate your honest opinions, Sir, but Emile...oh, mon Dieu, he's here...RUN!! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5075 I hope you'll enjoy your desert, racoons seem to be fond of it. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5076 Would you care to sample our political antipasto? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5077 Rather than reading the Menu, perhaps you would prefer to see what your leftovers will look like. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5078 For the rat flambee au cognac, you can have your pick, sir. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
5079 Tonight, our special is a roasted dumpster fresh from the fire of 2020 for $365.00. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5080 We see rubbish as a culinary expression. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5081 When lockdown taught you home-cooked meals are better ;) 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
5082 Chef has just added a new special to the menu 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
5083 With the compliments of our new Executive Chef, Pizza Rat. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
5084 Our specials include a few leftovers from yesterday’s menu 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5085 Honey, these are my two brothers, they work here at the restaurant. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5086 And we add imported side vegetables with that 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5087 It's just a precautionary measure we take when anyone orders the All-you-can-eat Beef Stew! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5088 The 'Le Grouch' special, very good Sir. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5089 Qui voulait le filet - well done? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5090 And this special won’t last long at all 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5091 We are now offering the next phase after insect cuisine, the full-on vermin menu. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5092 That's where we put the guests that don't tip. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5093 What's the problem? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5094 The catch of the day is Glad. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
5095 An excellent selection, the 2020 vintage is unparalleled. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
5096 No job is Big or Small 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5097 Our soup du jour is Italian Divorce 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5098 Apologies, the streets are still filled with outside dining vestibules so we can only keep our garbage indoors these days. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
5099 Hugo will now prepare your selection table side,needless to say he finds this dish and those who order it repulsive. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5100 You ordered the chef’s sampler. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5101 You are quite welcome to choose from our special 'Homeless' menu. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5102 We fully support farm to compost. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5103 Would you care to see what it looked like half eaten? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
5104 Soup of the Day? Oh, trust me...you don't want to know the soup of the day 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5105 Our new system, Monsieur. Table to compost. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5106 Did we also mention the job pays less than minimum wage? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5107 Dirty martini special tonight! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5108 Can i interest you in a few of our dessert options? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5109 "The fish is up-cycled locally. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5110 Welcome to our outdoor dining. May I start you off with nose plugs or ear plugs? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5111 Our specialty this evening is a bit unusual. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
5112 The kitchen is closed, but we have a wide assortment of tasting items from which you can sample our menu. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5113 We require all gentlemen to wear a tie… here is a lovely selection. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5114 Today's special is white trash with all the trimmings. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5115 We're out of bowls for the table-side salad. How's this? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5116 You wanted to talk to the chef? His name is Oscar. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5117 May I suggest last night’s special? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5118 It's the next new thing in fine dining . . . 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5119 Once you’ve selected your entree, I’d be happy to suggest a swill pairing. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5120 I see that you have ordered from the "Trash to Table" menu. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5121 For today’s special there will be a 20 minute wait. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5122 Welcome to the world's first trash-to-table restaurant. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5123 Yes, our water sommelier recommends pairing tonight’s course with our made in-house constantly fermenting raw water made in-house 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
5124 We do things a little differently here. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
5125 And due to the rising inflation, our next course we will be serving is ‘limited supplies a la mode’ 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5126 And now we’re going to put you in the fucking garbage. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
5127 I’m sorry about the theatrics sir, but the chef insists that today we do something different about your tip 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
5128 We didn’t find a retainer, but feel free to take a look yourself. Are you sure you lost it when we cleared the table? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
5129 Here he comes now, you can give your regards to the chef personally. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5130 Yes, the "garbage plate special" is a regional dish here in Rochester, but we're out of it at the moment. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5131 Might I suggest the 'ala-garbage-cart'? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5132 And now Mr. Regis will perform our version of “Stomp”. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5133 It's kind of like farm-to-table. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5134 Can I tell you about our special Chef Surprise tonight? 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5135 We're offering post-covid reversals this week. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5136 ..and we have Sesame Veal Oscar as our special tonight. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5137 My apologies. Our violin player saw Stomp last night. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5138 It’s tonight’s entertainment. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5139 Tonight's po'boy platter includes a hearty sampling from nearby restaurants. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5140 Someone must have ordered the special. I've been wondering what that is for fifteen years. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5141 Let me tempt you with our wasted-food specials. 1.1618 0.05780 68 60 5 3
5142 Look, this ain’t exactly Delmonico’s. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5143 Just being proactive. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5144 Mes sincères excuses Monsieur...Oscar can be rather grouchy at times. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5145 Well, it's Leftover Night...Everything is half off. Fred here will display the choices. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5146 I can assure you sir, we have always been up to par with hygiene rules. 1.1618 0.06148 68 61 3 4
5147 You always said you wanted a trophy wife. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5148 A few of yesterday's specials are still available. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
5149 We didn’t order leftovers 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5150 Well,uh,it went bad yesterday. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5151 Apologies for the delay, we are in the process of recycing our sous-chef. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5152 Wait. I have asked someone to bring dustbin. Poke your long nose there. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5153 #Mynew Extra large servings if your order is TO GO. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5154 I told you dinner on Sesame Street was a terrible idea. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5155 As you requested, Oscar the Grouch, minced fine and served in a self-saucing pudding. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5156 Reduce food waste by taking it to the next table 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5157 Sorry sir but people who smell like shit must go in the trash can. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5158 I’m afraid we don’t allow doggie bags. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
5159 While we box up your leftovers, we are also happy to provide a complimentary table-side trash can. If you wish, please deposit the boxes there upon departing, saving yourself the guilt and shame of taking the leftovers home to rot before eventually discarding them, uneaten. Cheers! 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
5160 For a more authentic urban experience, we recommend a gentle wafting above the can to prepare your palette." 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5161 Are you familiar with our farm-to-table-to-trash approach? 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5162 Our special tonight is leftovers flambé. 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5163 We’re out of tonight’s special but we still have some from last evening. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5164 We've managed to find yesterday's leftovers for your dining pleasure. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5165 From local vender to table 1.1613 0.06168 62 55 4 3
5166 He’s our efficiency expert. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5167 We found a meal that should be with your taste and price range. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5168 Urban foraging - it's the new food trend. Huge in the Hamptons. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5169 Tonight's special is G.I.G.O. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5170 One "trickle-down" special, coming up. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5171 We have a new strategy to combat inflation 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5172 ‚I‘m afraid I have to ask you to change tables. They just told us that the previous couple was diagnosed positive.‘ 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5173 10% of your order will be added to our Covid-19 relief compost bin. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5174 And mow for today's special with everything, garbage soufflet. 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5175 I’m sorry you are dissatisfied with your date ma’am, we will bring out a new one 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5176 My apologies, we actually have the ingredients for spaghetti carbonara. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
5177 I’m sorry sir, I thought you were aware. It does say on our website that we are a zero-waste establishment 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5178 Oh don’t worry, that’s not trash… it’s where marinade the steaks. 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5179 It’s an avant-garde take on Rochester’s world renowned ‘Garbage Plate’ 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5180 I am sorry guys, You need to leave. This place is a dump! 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
5181 In with the good, out with the bad. 1.1609 0.04588 87 75 10 2
5182 I am afraid there are no specials tonight, unless . . 1.1609 0.03962 87 73 14 0
5183 We source our plating locally, according to the taste of our customers. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5184 Well I never! Waiter, that man is clearly trashed! 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5185 How would you like your grouch prepared? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5186 We call it Chef Surprise...he's in there. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5187 Your first course is the not-so-fresh freshly prepared on your table. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5188 Please do not throw your used masks on the floor. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5189 Usually people ask before ordering the poubelle du jour. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
5190 Your broccoli salad is coming out right now. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5191 Our waste- conscious Caesar salad is assembled tableside 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5192 My fellow server Scott, a former performer in STOMP, will now drum a romantic tableside serenade. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5193 Let us help you make room for dessert 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5194 We can give you ketchup with your steak, but we’ll have to serve it in one of these. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5195 Immondizia fortunata" is inspired by Miss Rosner's recent restaurant review 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5196 Might I suggest the rummaging menu... 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
5197 Dinner will be served shortly 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
5198 I'm very sorry, we run out of organic we only have plastic 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5199 As with all our speciality cocktails, the “2020” is served in a carafe reflective of the drink’s essence. No plastic straws though, we’re not animals. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
5200 This alerts the chef that you are throwing a curve ball with a special request. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5201 Identical twins? Yes. But I always wear my carnation and he always drags his... well, you know... so folks can tell us apart. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5202 May I suggest rat atouille. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5203 Are you the couple who ordered 'prix fixe' ? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5204 And may I suggest a dry white to go with it? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5205 Sir, you cannot chew gum unless you have enough for the whole restaurant. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5206 And you wonder why we made more on unemployment money last year… 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5207 Did you say served with fruit compote or fruit compost? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
5208 In an effort to reduce our carbohydrate footprint and lessen the gap between our homeless and high income communities, we are proud to introduce our gluten recycle menu, fresh from the subways & streets of New York. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
5209 Oh, don’t mind him, he’s disgruntled since he was let go from Stomp. He’s still carrying his instrument, and a grudge. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5210 I’m sorry, but we’ve been told to take out the trash. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
5211 I ordered corned beef and cabbage, not garbage 1.1594 0.06063 69 62 3 4
5212 Your 'Another Man's Treasure' is just coming out now. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5213 Apologies. Emilio has a bad attitude about All You Can Eat Snow Crab Wednesday. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5214 Look, when I said we’re waiting for Godot, I meant it! 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5215 Our chef has taken deconstructed food to a more ecologically friendly level. 1.1594 0.05700 69 61 5 3
5216 Tonight we have a fixed menu the chef calls "you are what you eat." 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5217 To be honest, I recommend hating my brother. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5218 The Exterminator is coming! 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5219 We will take care of disposal,but he won’t be picked up until Thursday. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5220 due to COVID. staff shortages your Janitor is also your Waitet 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5221 Just think of it as a different kind of "Off Broadway" production. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5222 hOW WAS YOUR MEAL? 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5223 You couldn't really call it garbage; we're simply trying to use serving dishes that demonstrate we're "of the people." 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5224 Ramsay just dropped by. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5225 The specialty of the house is a medley of of our most popular leftovers. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5226 We just ran out of soup. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5227 The cast of Stomp called in sick, but the show must go on. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5228 Of course you can still choose your lobster, it's just that our tank broke. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5229 I’m very sorry, but we’re out of menus, food, drinks and table settings, and by the time he returns, trash. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5230 Sir, your credit card was declined. You will need to work in the kitchen to pay for your meal starting with taking out the trash. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5231 May we see your des ordures?" "Do you mean hors d'oeuvre? 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5232 This evening, you’ll be entertained by Carl and his newscast simulator. 1.1594 0.05313 69 60 7 2
5233 Don’t worry, so far no one used his serviced today 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
5234 Today's menu : "End up on tomorrow's menu." 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5235 Your wife said you are trash. 1.1594 0.04439 69 58 11 0
5236 Our offering is limited but I think you’ll find the price agreeable. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
5237 We were able to locate the order you sent back. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
5238 But first we'll need to burn all your clothing. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5239 Can you take a look at this raccoon? 1.1587 0.06482 63 57 2 4
5240 I can take your order as soon as Paolo catches the armadillo. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5241 Is that take-out or delivery? 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5242 He likes to be first in line when it comes to scavenging for food 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5243 My colleague will be bringing you your menus. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5244 He should look familiar. He use to play for the Astros. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5245 Chef Dominic did not ask for your opinion. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5246 We're not in Paris. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5247 All our freegan cuisine is locally sourced. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5248 Please, this is my twin brother who needs a job bad and has to show my boss he can sell his signature dish. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5249 It’s our understanding that you two are from Houston. So, tonight, for your viewing and listening pleasure . . : 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5250 No worries. The garbage can is for after your meal. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5251 Your coupon provides you with what we like to call our "pre-compost special." 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5252 well, you can’t simply scan those reviews … you have to read between the lines 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5253 We can't find the key to the alley door. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5254 Our entertainment this evening will feature the city sanitation’s resident percussionist. 1.1587 0.06074 63 56 4 3
5255 There was an unfortunate accident involving the dessert tray. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5256 I'm trying to remember what the chef's special is tonight. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5257 Like the rest of our menu, when it comes to the garbage plate, we go back to the source. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5258 We hadn’t considered that you left to use the restrooms. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5259 My sincere apologies Monsieur - with all the post-pandemic celebrations, we’ve run out of ice buckets 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5260 …We finish it off with a fine dumpster juice, right from our own back yard. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5261 After being downgraded to only 1 Michelin star, we have brought the garbage can to your table for your convenience 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5262 I apologize, but this is a dismembers-only club. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5263 Unfortunately this is only a one starred Michelin restaurant 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5264 Sorry sir but we only have trash for tonight 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
5265 We use only fresh ingredients, why do you ask? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5266 Good help is still hard to find, I'm afraid. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5267 We're beta-testing Yelp for patrons. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5268 Due to customer feedback, including your own, that we collectively reduce our carbon-footprint somehow…we are offering you an excellent opportunity to do so. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
5269 The good news is that the buffet comes to your table ... 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
5270 This is how we let you know what's coming next in Houston. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
5271 The previous diners recommended a specific accoutrement. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
5272 Would you like to order from our recycle menu? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5273 You'll be pleased to know that we recycle 100 percent of our food waste. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
5274 Mr and Mrs Creosote, Gaston has fetched the bucket for you, if you are ready for the wafer-thin mint. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5275 Sorry, we’re out of lasagna. The only thing we have left are moldy banana peels. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5276 The cocotte de poulet pourri you ordered has been known to induce violent vomiting. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5277 Folks, I'm afraid the present supply-change glitches have limited this evening's selections. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5278 Your next act is Melvin, performing his one man version of STOMP 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5279 And today’s chef’s special is our fresh compost on a bed of risotto. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5280 Our refrigeration's out, so this is in case you need it. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5281 We're bringing back some of the people who were canned. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5282 And if you don't order the daily special, this is where it has to go. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5283 I’m sorry, Sir, but I cannot serve you more alcohol tonight. You are about to get trashed. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5284 Mere words don't do the Special justice. 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
5285 Instead of doggy bags we now pickle and can your food. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5286 May I recommend our farm waste to table menu? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5287 You ordered the beer can chicken? I thought you ordered the family-style trash can chicken. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5288 It's "garbage in, garbage out" here at the Internet Cafe. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5289 We have done, well done and very well done. Which do you prefer? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5290 Well, you did inquire about the garbage salad. 1.1579 0.03761 95 80 15 0
5291 We've had to cut a few corners since the pandemic. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
5292 It's Tuesday, a la can day. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5293 And now your entree being served a la can. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
5294 I’m afraid our chef is quite literal in his interpretation of a garbage plate 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
5295 Why don’t chefs find coronavirus jokes funny? They’re in bad taste.!!! 😂 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5296 The chef will be serving a classic ‘toddler dinner’ where he’ll spend hours perfecting a meal that you can go ahead and throw directly in the garbage. For an additional charge we can accommodate a full tantrum with an assortment of non breakable plates to throw at the wall. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5297 Yes sir, all of our staff has been vaccinated. I understand… you can still choose from our pre-Covid specials if you’d like. 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5298 Your meal tonight has been prepared by our very own award winning Dumpster Diving Executive Chef, Oscar 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
5299 Madame, monsieur, here at Fungus we only serve cutlery-free organic matter. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5300 Unfortunately sir we do not serve jalapeño poppers, however we found the closest thing that would suit your palette. 1.1579 0.06023 57 50 5 2
5301 Extra breadsticks for the gentleman and napkins for the lady, an excellent choice. Might I interest you in our bin-to-table specials? 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
5302 Your order of authentic street tacos, as you requested, sir. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5303 You ordered the Payer Les Pots Casses? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5304 It's the new supply chain concept - garbage in, garbage out. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5305 Next time, if you don’t find the food to your liking, just tell your waiter rather than wrapping it in your napkins and putting it under the table. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5306 Just in case the spaghetti bolognese tastes a little funny. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5307 Who ordered theirs ‘au jus’ ? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5308 It’s our nouveau dining concept: garbage to table. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5309 We believe that our garbage is more appetizing than the blue plate special at a five star restaurant. But we'd like your opinion. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5310 As you can see, we offer both inside dining and take out. 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5311 You can call that our recycle bin. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5312 We’ve had some supply chain problems. So… let's see what's on tonight's menu. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5313 We regret that your dinner isn’t ready yet, but of course we still must comply with the 90 minute maximum seating time per reservation. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5314 May we suggest an amuse bouche? 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5315 We serve recycled dish also. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5316 Mr. Godot is waiting for you 1.1571 0.04381 70 59 11 0
5317 : “Welcome 🙏 to our Fine-Dining M’dam and Sir ! My name is Calm and Mr. Composure will be looking after your table tonight. He is just about done and dusted there! “ 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5318 This is the raw vegan, gluten free dinner extravaganza you ordered. 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
5319 Here at ‘Sesame Meat’ we only serve the freshest Oscar, straight from the can. 1.1571 0.05623 70 62 5 3
5320 Attention employees: For the last time, I don’t care about your short cuts. Guests have returned to the dining room, please go back to using the maintenance doors. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5321 Sorry, the trash has to stay indoors too. Covid rules. 1.1571 0.04831 70 60 9 1
5322 We ran out of sick bags. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5323 We offer pick-up on Mondays and Thursdays. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5324 The catch’s day was last week. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5325 Our chef is on the bottom of his learning curve. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5326 ...and for dessert, you have a choice of chocolate mousse from the French restaurant down the street, or a cup of melted pistachio gelato from Sal's Italian Villa across the alley. Oh, here's Larry with samples! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5327 Tonight we are serving leftovers 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5328 The kitchen is closed but we still have some menu options for you. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5329 And tonight’s special is Refuse from a better restaurant. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5330 I'm afraid we're out of menus. Perhaps the gentleman could choose from our selection of pre-enjoyed dinners? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5331 Here comes the hors d' oeuvres tray. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5332 We take garbage in, garbage out, seriously. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5333 Dine and trash 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5334 The specialty is “put-a-lid-on-it”. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5335 We'll remove what remains of that cicada for you. Hope you enjoyed nibbling. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5336 My utmost apology. We're out of everything on the menu except the leftovers. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5337 I'm sorry to say we are still closed. We can offer some leftovers, to go of course. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5338 The chef assured me your order would be well done. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5339 We had to close because of Covid, something about us starting it. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5340 We are short of help here. Our Top Chef is also our trash man! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5341 To start, we have your tossed salads. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5342 Today’s special is what one Yelp reviewer described as inedible garbage. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5343 All the amenities of in and outdoors seating. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5344 Here’s your veal Oscar 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5345 He's here to play the can for you. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5346 My assistant is a bit overzealous. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5347 …. Your guest arrived 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
5348 I apologize on his behalf sir. He thinks wasted food is a crime and not fine dining etiquette. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5349 Be nice, no trash talk 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
5350 The Astros must be in town again. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
5351 Fine choice, sir! This special chef’s tasting is rated 5 stars by freegans. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5352 Transparency is a key component of our Zero Waste initiative. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
5353 Our Vegan clientele is taking recycling to an extreme level. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5354 the leftover is only from two days ago 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5355 It's not a reflection on the food, it's just that the portions are enormous and we don't do doggy bags. This is a high class establishment! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5356 Tip me --or Flip me... 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
5357 May I interest you in our trash d'hôte menu? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5358 Yes sir, we serve our Grouch with the can on. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
5359 Our daily special is the garbage plate. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
5360 Tonight’s special is what you didn’t finish last time. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
5361 Tonight’s special…well, draw your own conclusions. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5362 Maurice will be chilling your hard seltzer 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5363 He's preparing for your reaction to the chef's special... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5364 In case you're unhappy with your next selection. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5365 CNN recently acquired our fine dining establishment so we shall begin with an amuse bouche from Chef Don Lemon. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5366 Unfortunately, my fellow serve Pierre misunderstood your request to bring home your leftovers. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5367 Tonight's special is offal flambé, specially harvested from the narwhal hunt. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
5368 Yes, madame, we also have take out. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5369 Since the health codes have been abolished as an unnecessary government intrusion… 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5370 I haven't seen one of those metal cans in years. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5371 Chef would like to pay tribute to your grit and determination. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5372 A sloth says to the other sloth: "shall we escape?" 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5373 We can’t tell you what is coming, but if Samuel bangs on the garbage can, you should guess a curve ball. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5374 Here is where we keep all the compliments to the chef. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5375 Our special today is "garbage in, garbage out." 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5376 We’ll have whatever’s in trend these days 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
5377 We're annoyed that you sat on the same side of the table. So Phil here is going to dump trash on you. And we're not scared of a bad Yelp review. Phil doesn't know what Yelp is, and my phone was stolen by a kid in a t-shirt that said "Baller Alert." 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5378 Today is Monday, you order fish, you get fish. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5379 You've gotta order something, you already had the breadsticks. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5380 The chef regrets that the "kitchen sink" 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5381 And the special tonight is Trash, prepared tableside. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5382 Don’t mind him; we’re just recycling some of our best dishes. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5383 Good evening and welcome to Per Se. Larry here will exsanguinate you both, which frankly you deserve, and then dispose of the offal in this ordinary American garbage can. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5384 Would the gentleman like a menu? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5385 So sorry to inform you, but we're fresh out of the daily special. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5386 Order what you want - it all ends up in the same place eventually. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5387 Ah oui. fresh roadkill--only the best for our guests! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
5388 If you have any complaints. this saves us the bother of sending your food back to the kitchen 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5389 Our specials-mystery meat and gar-bage au fresco. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5390 Don’t worry- that’s just Roger bringing out the Compost of the Day. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5391 Yes! We did a budget cut to compensate for the economic loss due to COVID-19. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
5392 Ma'am, Sir, we're here to inform you that your taste is absolute trash. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
5393 Although it isn't considered fine to dine without silver, we simply cannot afford this month's water bill. 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5394 As you can see, we’ve managed to seamlessly convert our back alley into a Covid-safe outdoor dining area 1.1548 0.04936 84 74 7 3
5395 Scusi, scusi, the chef he wish to insult you by serve you some garbage. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5396 …and here’s Terry with some of our latest Yelp reviews for you to peruse… 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
5397 This dinner was brought to you by the letter Q and the number 9. Oh and if you'd like to compliment the chef, he's inside the can. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5398 Can I interest you in one of our signature aged steaks? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
5399 We found your meal from last night, sir. But it would be better if you accept the doggy bag next time. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5400 You can expect the same quality you get at any Olive Garden. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5401 Bur sir, "Trash Can Chicken" is our most popular dish. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
5402 I assure you, this is our most sustainable offering. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5403 Michelin Guide? We're Michelin "denied" and we're dammed proud of it. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
5404 Will there be an6thing else, sir? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5405 Take what you like and leave the rest 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5406 Tonight at the Evergreen Cafe we have tableside roasted compost flambe 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5407 We’ve dispensed with the complaints book. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5408 We are sure you understand. Covid has had a bit of influence on...well...the dependability of our food suppliers. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5409 The special is choose-your-own roadkill. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5410 when you send a sommelier to help in kitchen 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5411 Well, Yes, we do close at 10:00 but we would be happy to serve you. I need to inform you that we have run out of the fish special. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5412 May I interest you in something from our mulching menu? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5413 We go for volume rather than quality 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5414 Your meal comes directly from the garbage can. We cut out the middleman. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5415 See, I told you this was the place. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5416 OUR SPECIAL, I'M SO SORRY TO SAY, IS ALL GONE, BUT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO TRY SOME OFF-MENU ITEMS THE CHEF HAS BEEN WORKING ON 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
5417 I do apologize, but we are serving a fixed menu this week to accommodate a raccoon convention. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5418 Apologies, the meal you ordered was given to previous customers, but no worries, we found left-overs. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5419 Many customers think this course is a treasure. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5420 There could be some bones in the salmon tonight. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5421 You have heard of farm-to-table, yes? We here at 'Les Déchets' are pioneering table-to-farm cuisine. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5422 The dustman cometh to sweep away your crumbs. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5423 Here's your Rocky Raccoon special. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5424 Ah excellent, here comes the organic Blue Fin Tuna... 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5425 Tonight, we have a delicious tuna garbaggio. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5426 Tonight we have a single pris fixe offering. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5427 Our house wine features a uniquely New York terroir. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5428 We are so happy to have you back. Sadly, we have no staff so we need you to bus your own table. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5429 Our special tonight is locally sourced and served "en poubelle". 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5430 Your leftovers will be ready in a moment. We now offer the service of having you throw them away here for your convenience. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
5431 Sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave... I believe your ride is here. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5432 ...I'm here to collect your opinion 1.1538 0.05498 78 70 4 4
5433 We’re all out of the food, but we’ve made lots of waste. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
5434 Beef Bourguignon...coming right up. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5435 And the final course for your zero-waste tasting menu 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5436 We’re a bit short staffed but the sommelier is on his way 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5437 Our dessert selection features a lovely raspberry compôste. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5438 Make room for the bin, he’s a good friend 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5439 Today’s special is considered a contemporary piece of culinary art. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5440 I'm so sorry, but the trash reserved this table months ago. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5441 I’m sorry mam, I misunderstood. I thought I overheard you say that men are trash. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
5442 The special today is La Poubelle with a delightful side salad with your choice of our house dressing, or chef’s surprise. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5443 Which of your has ordered the steak well done? 🥩 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
5444 For the young, loving couples we play violins and sing, but for you we bring this. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5445 You can now start your free trial meal, hope you enjoy it 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
5446 Sorry Sir, I understand that you don’t want to stay at home anymore. But we are closing... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
5447 And if you have any last words for your order ... 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
5448 Your coupon is for our special "a la carte" menu. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5449 Would you care to start out with an appetizer? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5450 ....and now for the Chef’s special of the day... L’ordures de Compsote 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5451 This is Claude. He’ll be your dumpster-diver tonight. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5452 No, we do not have “doggie bags”. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5453 we urge you to try our unlimited choice of hors d'oeuvres. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
5454 You ordered the hobo special. Enjoy! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5455 It's just in case you need to get sick. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5456 Perhaps I could interest you in our complimentary buffet? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5457 Before you order, remember we don't give out doggie bags. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5458 The soup has everything in it from the kitchen sink. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
5459 Well done please 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5460 WE SAID THE MOLDIEST! . . . . 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5461 I’m sorry, but if you would just throw up your meal... Someone else ordered the Chef’s Special. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5462 Our special of the day is Grilled Grouch ‘En Poubelle’ 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
5463 Plates are so cliche so allow us to give you a dining experience of how an elite wall street trader would be eating in 1929 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5464 This is the largest bucket we have 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
5465 We understand that Mr. Creosote recommended that you dine here? 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5466 Tonight we offer Recycled Gratin avec jus de garbage 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5467 Ah, yes ma'am, we would like to inform you that his ex really is in the can. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5468 I'll be your server for the evening. Can I start you both off with a stink? 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5469 The kitchen's closed... and we can only offer cans. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5470 Everything is plant-based. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5471 Tonight's special are leftovers. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5472 I’m sorry to disappoint you, but Mr. Monster has left the building. 1.1525 0.06310 59 53 3 3
5473 Our specials are locally sourced, but we use the term “freegan” rather whimsically 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5474 Sir, in your last review you said our food was thrash, so that's what we'll serve. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5475 Yes, that is that Oscar. He has left the spotlight but not his house. 1.1525 0.04721 59 50 9 0
5476 Our special tonight is an organic fermented salad with aged grass fed meats sprinkled with an aioli dressing made of decomposed up cycled jus from liquids reduced by cold pressing. 1.1525 0.05829 59 52 5 2
5477 Eh, sorry Sir. Your waiter thought he heard you say you wanted the “haul you can eat” special. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5478 How come I never win this garbage contest.” #metahumor 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
5479 I’ll be your new waiter this evening. Unfortunately, your last one got the can. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5480 Welcome to The Sustainable Grill. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5481 I'm afraid we have no more garbage plates. Perhaps a chateaubriand? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5482 This motherfucker… 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5483 As you can see, we have streamlined our service to do our part for the environment. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5484 Welcome to our restaurant`s world-famous version of al fresco dining----our produce comes fresh from the streets of New York! 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5485 Elmo sends his regrets. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5486 My helper here keeps all the menu's in the garage can! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5487 Taking time to order, lockdown after effects ? 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5488 Voulez-vous garbager avec moi? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5489 And here’s what we have ‘a la Bart’… 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5490 Owr Maite d´ will prepare your Cesar´s salad 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5491 Welcome to sustainable dining. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5492 Garbage? Those are your words, not mine. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5493 To save you the trouble, we've decided to forego the dining portion of this evening and throw everything straight into the garbage. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5494 The special for tonight is about to run out. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
5495 The chef takes a literal approach towards the Filet Oscar 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5496 Everything on the menu is delicious, but there is a slight possibility of food poisoning due to the lack of refrigeration 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5497 We meant the other kind of doggie bag, if that's not too much trouble. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5498 We are very sorry to learn that you plan on not tipping today. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5499 Sorry sir, but all the cooks have been repatriated… 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5500 Of course we have a department of complaints. Actually it is the same as labor rights, come here Pete! Here's our union representative, he will take note 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5501 Unfortunately we caught the rival restaurant stealing recipes. 1.1515 0.04447 66 56 10 0
5502 Employee shortage. Please self-discard. 1.1515 0.05811 66 59 4 3
5503 Well sir, your opinion is garbage 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
5504 The janitor is here with your first course. The bathroom attendant will be out shortly with your second. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
5505 The big bin tasting menu doesn't include smiles or silverware. Duh. 1.1509 0.06813 53 48 2 3
5506 Since our chef quit I can only offer you yesterday's left overs. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5507 So you folks weren’t aware that Thursday is our bus your own table night? 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5508 Give us a little more time and will have the special stew for you 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5509 And the special for this evening is a sautéed who-can-even-make-themselves-care-anymore with a demi glacé apathy reduction. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5510 I admit it's an acquired taste but you can't argue it's not fresh. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5511 Very well, Sir. Mr Musk’s half-eaten lasagne it is 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5512 the complaint manager will be right at your table, sir 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5513 My brother will show you the special. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5514 Yes, it's true we still offer the special of yesterday at deep discount. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5515 Today your early-bird special is make-your-own. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5516 Today’s special is more can to table 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5517 I´m afraid we´re all out of veal, but may I suggest an alternative? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5518 We had to let the wandering minstrels go - so our new act, Symphony Ed, will be your entertainment this evening. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5519 It's kind of like farm-to-table. We call it back alley-to-table. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5520 Tonight's entertainment is Lou here, talking trash. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5521 Five seconds later Luigi was canned for, once again, failing to provide desert menus. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5522 I'm sorry to let you know this, but all we have left today are left overs. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
5523 Would you mind lifting your feet for a minute? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5524 I highly recommend our zero waste tasting menu. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5525 Oh that? That’s just this week’s (overpriced) special. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
5526 « Don’t pay attention, he had three vaccine dosis. » 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
5527 Welcome to “Last Night’s Specials”. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5528 ...Sorry for your loss 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
5529 I assure you. The pillbugs are fresh. 1.1505 0.04310 93 81 10 2
5530 Good news! I've just checked and the fish is back on the menu. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5531 The garcon will show you the special of the day. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5532 We're avoiding the middle man. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5533 Your server would like to thank you for that tip by shuttling you to your car. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5534 Yelp says our food is garbage. You decide. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5535 I do NOT recommend the Special... 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5536 Since you asked, we do have an economy menu. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5537 Sorry, we have to make room for Oscar the Grouch. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5538 Our new chef is bringing a lot of fresh, new ideas from his recent work at Stomp on Broadway. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5539 Yes we are a 'Farm to Table' restaurant; also 'Table to Trash.' 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5540 I don't know what you're going to make of it, but—he's not the chef." 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5541 Our menu tonight includes some very appealing leftovers. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5542 Perhaps monsieur was unaware that he ordered la poubelle du jour. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5543 The fish is so fresh it’s swimming in the can and we clean it at the table 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5544 I'm so sorry, sir. The Hopped-Up Skullfucker Quadruple Hazy IPA keg just kicked. I know, I know. But the good news is my bartender was able to find something in the back that he says tastes nearly identical to, if not better than, the Skullfucker. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5545 Since you declined the tableside guacamole, I would recommend one of our dumpster fire appetizers. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5546 Please don't be alarmed. We always take this precaution after pairings of Trump steak served with his wine. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5547 And for today’s special… we have tableside trash.” 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5548 Here at this restaurant,we take recycling to the next level 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5549 The lobster risotto is unavailable at the moment sir but you can have the vegan version made from recycled banana peels 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
5550 You're sure this is Outback?" "Yes, he's bringing it now. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5551 We really don't have anything left. Even our trash bin is empty. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
5552 Your feedback on this evenings' featured dish has been passed along to our Chef, and he will be sending out something that he believes will be more to your liking shortly. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5553 We’re sorry madam, the credit card company denied knowing your husband. Would you like to cut him to pieces or shall I? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
5554 Come on, Oscar. Time to crawl into bed before you get grouchier. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
5555 Have you dined with us at raton laveur et ours before? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
5556 Our specials tonight are the baked chicken, the boiled lobster, and the roasted rubbish 1.1500 0.06210 60 54 3 3
5557 We referred to today’s special as “trash to treasure” 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
5558 Our hor d'oeuvres tonight are a selection of fromage a la garbage. 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
5559 It is a more efficient manner for the bus boy to clear your table! 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5560 And here is your entree sous cloche. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5561 Perhaps you would like to see our forager specials? 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5562 I suppose it's a little like farm to table, yes. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5563 Would you like to order ala-can? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5564 You are the third couple this week who have exceeded the limits on all of their credit cards. Our chef believes an example has to be made. He insists that you return all of the food you consumed. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5565 Why is Andre wheeling out the garbage? Because it's full! 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5566 We decided to eliminate the middle man! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5567 The new chef is attempting to remove all irony from your dining experience....ah, here comes your appetizer. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5568 Well yes,it is customary to tip 18% of the value of the dinner that is disposed. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5569 I'm sorry sir. It seems as though we only have leftovers. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5570 Your whole kitchen caboodle. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5571 Trash to Table. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5572 No, you’re not too late for the garbage. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5573 All our dinnerware is compostable, so when you are done, please throw everything including the tablecloth into the provided can. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5574 Your order is behind schedule, Mr. Creosote. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5575 The seafood fiesta is a rather large meal." 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5576 Thank you for selecting our new urban dining experience. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5577 Our King Crab is unforgettable. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5578 Hmmm, there may be a grain of truth to the old saying about ordering the special...on a Monday. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5579 He hasn't finished training yet! 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5580 We aim to make the transition from outdoor to indoor dining as smooth as possible by maintaining that authentic New York atmosphere. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5581 Our concept is farm to table to compost 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5582 I want to show you our chef's special 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5583 The freshest foraged food direct to your table. 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5584 This is our all-you-can-eat special for today. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5585 Here we have the chef's suggestion. But he is an angry man that may have dated her once. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5586 Who ordered the garbage fries? 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5587 We have our, waste no time, quick menu 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
5588 We now ask that you recycle your meal for the next guest. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
5589 One man’s trash is another man’s appetizer. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5590 We ran out of aluminum for swans. 1.1493 0.04386 67 57 10 0
5591 Treat him well. This retired Sanitation Worker is stepping up to the plate in our time of need." 1.1489 0.06067 47 41 5 1
5592 Dessert cart? No, not exactly. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5593 We can comp your meal with a return. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5594 ...and our Prix Fixe tonight is seventy-five cents. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5595 In the spirit of compassionate understanding, our special this week is the Homeless Empathy Smorgasbord. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5596 Sir, our Chief will prepare your dinner after you give your jacket to Francois. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5597 We need to talk about that 1-star review you gave us 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5598 Our special tonight is Trash Panda Surprise. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5599 The Health Department wants it for evidence. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5600 would you care for an appetizer? 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5601 Unload it in the kitchen and get it into the refrigerator ASAP! 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5602 If you refuse to pay for your meal we will have to ask for it back. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5603 Sir asked if we had any bin ends. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
5604 Trust me, you won't want doggy bags. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
5605 Im sorry our spessialls today was served out side . 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5606 We regret to inform you that this evenings entree is from pedigree 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5607 I thought you said soup OR salad, not the Super’s salad!! 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5608 As our meat were all served yesterday, today's menu is completely freegan. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
5609 ‘I assure you this is our best available table. It also allows for some glimpses behind the scenes.’ 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
5610 So, you want to complain about the rubbish service? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5611 With pleasure, Sir. Here comes Antonio with our ‘just deserts’ cart, now. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5612 We have an inexpensive a la can menu. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5613 We have a tantalizing medley of seasoned fruits and vegetables au jus. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5614 Don’t misinterpret, Russ is just needs to get some ice…” 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5615 No, that’s not a misprint. Tonight’s Crapaccio special is new. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5616 We’re sorry you’re disappointed, but it is JUST FINE dining. 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5617 Chef's mantra has always been recycle, reuse, and repurpose. With that in mind, let me tell you about our specials. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5618 Allow me to use this visual aid to describe my thoughts about your choice of wine, sir. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5619 Yes, the filet Oscar is excellent tonight 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5620 We have our Covid special 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5621 Here at the Houston Cafe, your waiter will signal what is being served next. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5622 Sorry our healthy dish is a la carte 1.1481 0.06691 54 49 2 3
5623 Tough place to work. Screw up just one order and that’s it, you get canned. 1.1481 0.03972 81 69 12 0
5624 This might be the priciest freegan restaurant in town, but it's worth it. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
5625 The vegan option 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5626 « we have a new reuse policy » 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5627 We're out of truffles, but we'd like to suggest an alternative... 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
5628 He gets first dibs.! Owns 5 dogs and 10 cats 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
5629 All our food is locally sourced …Oh, here’s one of our distributors now. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5630 As I said,all of our ingredients are locally-sourced. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5631 Good busboys are hard to find these days. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5632 We are tonight debuting landfill to table. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5633 The "Catch of the Day" is just that - whatever Bob here catches in the alley. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5634 I'm sorry, but we only have leftovers to select from. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5635 Stomp closed? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5636 you shouldn't have ordered off menu 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5637 The mission of our restaurant is to reduce food waste. You can choose from a delicious assortment of last week's filet mignon, carbonara, and even snails! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5638 Most of the reviews on Yelp mention that our food belongs in the garbage, so making it easier for our customers is part of the service. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5639 The speciality of the house is recycled steak au poivre. We also have Trump steaks. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5640 The special for this evening is the Chef’s “Everything Casserole” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5641 Poor guy, he can't give up his dream of joining the touring company of Stomp. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5642 ...and one of our most popular specials is a little something we like to call "Dumpster Diver Pot Luck"! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5643 I would recommend yesterday's leftovers, with the goop du jour. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5644 We're pioneering a trash-to-table menu concept. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5645 Sir, Madame... We are proud to participate in the most recent Iron Chef competition. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5646 We had to make a few alterations to your order… 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5647 Our special of the day is Camelot de Jour 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5648 Well if you're still hungry later we can pack up some of our staff's emotional garbage...errr I mean baggage 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5649 So will it be regular garbage or recyclables tonight? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5650 I am well aware that not all men are trash Sir. However in your case, I have bad news. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
5651 The chef read your last Yelp review. As a gesture of thanks, he’s prepared a special buffet just for you. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5652 What?! Five star dining is just charging a premium for the garbage parts of food! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
5653 The wife and I are doing intermittent fasting 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
5654 Yes, it's an expensive meal, but it's very avant-garde, the chef has been approached to host his own show on the Food Network, Padma was quoted as finding his food 'bold and innovative' and the trash can may be taken home at the meal's conclusion. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5655 Your first course this evening will make you feel even better than when you installed your solar panels and stopped buying plastic water bottles. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5656 I forgot to tell you when you ordered the cioppino that it comes in a complimentary tureen. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5657 We offer large portions served family style. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5658 Don't be alarmed. Joe here has always been an early riser. He is ready to take away whatever you discard. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5659 As you can see, Primo has prepared a fresh garbage salad for your table. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5660 Because you ordered the chili… 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5661 Yeah, funny story, we ran out of plates. Dinner rush, amirite? Don’t worry, we wiped it down 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5662 Ah, tempura. He thought you said "Bring us a large basura." 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5663 The chef recommends soup du jour passé. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5664 We're carbon neutral. Farm to table, table to trash. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5665 I’m sorry, but our food is not garbage 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5666 I’m afraid your wedding proposal will be somehow different 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5667 The waiter will bring your menu in a second 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5668 Are you sure these are the best seats in the house? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5669 And for tonight’s special, Rolling down hill in garbage can. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5670 why of course we have a spittoon to accommodate your lockdown alcohol appetite sir 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
5671 We heard the best places in Brooklyn are now doing direct-to-compost 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5672 With the success of Guy Fieri’s Trash Can Nachos, we would like to present our new house special: Trash Can Suckling Pig 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5673 And our Special for tonight..."The Homeless Crackhead Lauriat" enjooy!! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
5674 Yes I HAVE been keeping up with the economy as a matter of fact 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5675 Madame and Monsieur if you tip like garbage, you go in the garbage. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
5676 We’re a raccoon friendly restaurant 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
5677 Tonight’s Special is locally sourced and served “pronto al tavolo”. Enjoy! 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5678 Our usual suppliers are a little backed up, but this evening we offer a unique dish, ode de garbage 1.1467 0.05597 75 68 3 4
5679 The cart broke down. Your entree will be served ala can. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5680 The kitchen is closed - there's only one left. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5681 "May I suggest the creosote." 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
5682 I'm sorry, tonight's last special just went out the door. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5683 We are bringing you a sample of recycled appetizers. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5684 Since you’re members of “Hefty Heeders” we just put your order on the table for 30 seconds and then it goes right in the compost bin. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
5685 Garbàge. It’s new, it’s French, and we think you’ll like it better than the escargot. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
5686 Our best dish is coming right up. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
5687 Special tonight is Chef’s leftovers. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5688 We're sort of in between managments right now 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
5689 May I reccomend a superb Pinot Noir to compliment your 'Chef's Surprise'?" 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
5690 Then we have fresh produce - just fished from the Atlantic Ocean 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
5691 I am sorry madam and sir but the takeout business has been phenomenal. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5692 We apologize for the slow take out service tonight! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5693 In afraid you're correct, our most expensive menu items are complete trash. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5694 Garçon will bring you the Suggestion Box in a moment. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5695 Welcome to Post-Covid Dinner Theatre. You are being cast as the parents in this evening's immersive production of Endgame. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5696 Madame et Monsieur..we recommend the fresh gar-bage this evening. Seasoned perfectly....Magnifque! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5697 Trust me, you’ll be happy I’m here! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5698 Wednesday I our trash day. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5699 And now perhaps you would like to try a selection from our organic dessert cart. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5700 In these difficult times we feel our customers want to share with the less fortunate among us 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5701 Farm to table just wasn’t enough 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5702 Oh, that's just our bus boy, Humpty. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5703 My apologies, however due, to the shortage of staff and applicants, our only server use to be a garbage man…… therefore he is not fully trained. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5704 We mean it. We’re throwing you out.” 1.1455 0.06574 55 50 2 3
5705 We've brought out our 'Special Requests' bin for your menue changes. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5706 Tonight's menu is a rehashing of 2020. We call it, Dumpster Fire. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
5707 Tonight's special is no longer available. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5708 It has to be locally sourced. Luigi's knees aren't what they used to be. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5709 Mr. Gates, we have something very special for you tonight... 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5710 It's the locavore special. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5711 Regrettably, due to a shortage of workers after the covid period, our chefs have to multitask. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5712 Well, yes, my apologies, sir. Because of a staff shortage, we will ask you to use paper plates. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5713 The wait staff feels you need to be taught a lesson regarding your privilege. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5714 So we’ll be starting with the garbage salad. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5715 Your waiter will now show you yesterday’s specials 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5716 Oh,that's my twin brother. He's a really funny guy when you get to know him. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5717 Welcome to Backwards Night at Chez Phillipe. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5718 This is how we can offer such a discount at our second sitting. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5719 It’s for the lady at table 5 - says she wouldn’t feed the leftovers to her dog. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5720 A recent cyber attack has left us with limited offerings. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5721 We also have an excellent selection, if you need to take more trash out. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5722 You are in luck. Our nightly special is a save the land fill all you can eat mixture. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5723 Unfortunately, sir, we just ran out of the Steak Oscar. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5724 Welcome to Trash-to-Table. Would you like to hear about our specials this evening? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5725 Next time, make a reservation. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5726 Oh sorry I thought that was Gordon Ramsay 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5727 Unfortunately the kitchen was displeased with your utter disregard for our staff. You’ll have to leave the way you came in. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
5728 Tonight‘s special is quite different, a take on the trend towards exotic meats. Rather than Veal Oscar, Chez Sesame will be serving Oscar Oscar…” 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5729 Jimmy wants to add some oomph when we sing ‘Happy Birthday’, but he doesn’t know how to play any instruments. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5730 After your meal, please submit your review in our Chefs new online portal 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
5731 If you would be so kind, our temperamental Chef regards any food left on plates as a personal affront, so we’re leaving this garbage can near by in case you don’t finish. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
5732 And here comes Pascal to present your main course for the evening, baked Grouch Oscar 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
5733 No Karen, you're trash. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
5734 Would you like to hear today's Specials? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5735 And would like like any sides with your tartare, or shall I place it directly in the garbage? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5736 The chef should be letting us know soon what today's specials are. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5737 The can of garbage you requested to compare us to, Sir 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5738 Sorry that’s tomorrows special 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5739 It’s a hybrid theme of compost-to-table and an all-you-can-eat buffet. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5740 I think we’ll have the prison hooch this evening” “Excellent choice, sir. Will that be a glass or the can?” “Oh, bring the whole can, why not? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5741 Which of you needs to Chunder first? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5742 We went direct with your dinners so you won't have to complain. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5743 Ultimately to the bin!! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
5744 Don't worry, everything gets cleaned around here. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5745 Should your tastes lean toward dumpster dining, this is Monsieur LaPierre. He is the curator of the after market menu and is bringing some prime samples of this evening's offerings. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5746 You’re correct. We were a Vegan restaurant but now we are Freegan. Enjoy! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5747 Welcome to Cafe Road Kill but we are fresh out of everything. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5748 Garbage plate, sounds good! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
5749 And for your next course, please enjoy our filet of Oscar Le Grouch. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5750 Unfortunately we are currently out of lobsters. Can I suggest our selection of fresh rats? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5751 Our special today comes from the Garbáge region of France. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5752 who ordered the garbage can full of cum? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
5753 Which one of you ordered the cabbage? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
5754 The chef has asked us to show you the waste created by what you ordered tonight. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5755 We DO provide gloves ! 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5756 I'm sorry, Sir, but we only take cash. So, you're gonna have to throw it all up. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5757 We’re out of steak Oscar. May we suggest an alternative? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
5758 Welcome to Chez Raccoon. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5759 Can I interest you in our three day ago specials? 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5760 The Carte Gauche tray pairs well with the wine you've selected. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5761 Would you like to see our recycled options? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5762 Yes, here at Cafe Green all of our entrees have been recycled. 1.1447 0.05199 76 68 5 3
5763 We are proud to be the only Michelin 3-star restaurant in the world with a head chef raised by raccoons. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5764 Do you think you might have moved it to trash by mistake? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
5765 Sorry, we’re out of Bin soup tonight... 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
5766 How would you like your steak, raw or rotten? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5767 'Thank you for attending our celebrity chef evening sir. Tonight's chef is from the Houston Astros and so we a a special way of ordering this evening.' 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
5768 We run a clean establishment here. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5769 Don't be alarmed. We offer tableside wine pressing for some of our 'fresher' wines. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5770 We are out of the Coq au Vin. We have, however, a fine selection of leftovers. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5771 Would you like to hear the special of the day before yesterday? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5772 We’ve been having a disagreement over the special for this evening’s menu. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5773 Listen, I'm sorry about this but my identical brother is a little crazy and he may come out here and try to cause a fuss. He's always resented my success in the culinary arts. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5774 I don't recommend the A la Carte. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5775 Locovore in extremis, we call it. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5776 No cell phones or no service! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5777 As per the lady's request, I will now see myself out. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5778 Chef is doing some really innovative things with fermentation. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5779 Um, I'm sorry, but we seem to be out of everything except what Chef didn't use from prior meals. The good news is it's still fresh and it's half off. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5780 The chef does NOT recommend the Herald Square Roast Squab. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5781 Tonight's special is our famous Garbage Pizza 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5782 It's quite the delicacy in France. They call it 'ghar-bazhe'. 1.1429 0.05457 77 70 3 4
5783 Oh! He just delivered a fresh supply of greens 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5784 Please choose what you want from our recycled ingredients. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5785 Giorgio will show you the desserts now.... 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
5786 We call it free range recyling 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5787 Would you like to try the Spaghetti Oh My God? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5788 It'll sound a little like a timpani 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5789 Yes, the new Dumpster Dive Dish is very popular this week. You won’t be disappointed. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5790 WE ARE FEATURING A 'SPARKLING MUSCATEL' WHICH WILL ACCENTUATE THE LOVELY 'BOILED LIVER, ENJOY 1.1429 0.04198 84 73 10 1
5791 Our coq au vin is braised in the finest Burgundy wine, lardons and garlic. We then fully compost it for about three hours with cremini mushrooms and carrots for that "of the Earth" farm-to-table flavor. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5792 Yes, the fish is always off at Le Gavroche - that's because we find it in the dustbin." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5793 Or, you can order off the prix fixe menu. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5794 I’m sorry, we have a policy about couples who sit on the same side of the table together when no one’s on the other side. If you don’t like weird rules, don’t go to one of those restaurants everyone knows is run by a cult 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5795 He likes to bring an air of 'realissimo' to our garbage salad. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5796 I'm afraid all we have is garbage 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5797 You can order to go or save your money and let it stay. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
5798 Only one dinner left in the kitchen and it is rather cold... 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5799 Your roast got a bit roasted, I'm sorry to say. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
5800 Pot luck night! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5801 Please excuse the presentation, but the terroir is urban chic exquisite! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5802 We're out of chocolate mousse monsieur, but check out our composting croissants. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5803 You sent your steaks back, and here comes the chef with your doggie bag. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5804 Our farm-to-table consultant is dyslexic. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5805 Since when did the trash-to-table craze become a thing? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5806 My butler here is bringing over a place perfect for both of you, just hop right in. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5807 Food shortages have forced us to find ingredients where we can. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5808 It's only fair to warn you the Chef is off due to illness. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5809 This evening, Chef is pleased to offer his alley-to-table menu. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5810 Sir, the head chef says that he's afraid this is all we have at this late hour on this beautiful night at this 'must visit historic place' on our last day in business. Plus, you're both the New Yorker Magazine restaurant critics what put us here. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5811 Yes your meal will be prepared at table side with only the finest ingredients from last week's menu. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
5812 And our final special is Grouch a l'Oscar. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5813 Tonight’s appetizer is a freegan “curb to table” selection 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5814 The Chef is squabbling with the dishwasher, I'm sorry I'll get you a new one. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5815 Our sommelier would now like to offer you a sample of our newest gris. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5816 If it’s good enough for the waitstaff, it’s good enough for you! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5817 Our special this evening is Ordures Fraîches Parisiennes expertly matched with a delectable Eaux d'Égout Bourguignonnes. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5818 I probably shouldn't tell, but our food is literally garbage. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5819 Pierre will show you our soup of the day… 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5820 Between us, the apps here are garbage 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5821 He just found out that his Off Broadway gig in Endgame is back on. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
5822 Tonight, we will be serving meals shared by our homeless friends living in the tents two blocks away. Our chef could not pay his mortgage during Covid. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5823 You did order junk food at fine dine. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5824 Welcome to our new Craft Kitchen, where everything is made from others local ingredients. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5825 Sorry...we are used to being closed to the public. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
5826 Since you love dressing like your homeless wait until you try eating like them 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5827 We serve some healthy garbage here. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5828 Should have known bibinbap wasn't a typo... 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
5829 Our special tonight is garbage cannelloni . 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
5830 You know times are tough when characters from Sesame Street start moonlighting 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5831 Your cutlery will be with you anytime soon 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5832 For the first course, we have something really exciting for you. The Chef has been experimenting with wild yeast fermentation at ambient temperatures… 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5833 Please bear with us, this is your junkyard fondue, for two. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5834 Due to the worker shortage, restaurants were forced to use retired trash men. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5835 Formerly disposable waiters coming home to roost. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
5836 I'm sorry, Madame and Monsieur, we have very little left to choose from this late in the evening. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5837 Since you are visiting from Houston to watch the Astros play the the Yankees, we’d like to offer you this trash receptacle to strike with objects when the opportune moment arrives. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
5838 ouhh god, I had asked for cabbage not garbage 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5839 Finally, Bin will have some dust. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
5840 Kitchen is closed, but we’ll look for ways to please your palate. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
5841 Please excuse him. It has been so long, he has forgotten the difference between tray and trash. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5842 Excuse the noise, the Astros are in town… 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
5843 To start you will enjoy “hier restes” carefully presented by Larry in an unconventional but playful “poubelle” 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
5844 So make my dreams come true meant to barely get some sleep." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
5845 Today's specials are leftovers. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
5846 Back lot greens? Well, they're fresher than farm to table- they're from our back lot. 1.1413 0.03965 92 80 11 1
5847 We're short on wait staff this evening, so we decided to speed up the process. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5848 Our house feature tonight is Les Reste. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
5849 It'll simply speed things up for everyone. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5850 I will show you, when the menu says a meal is "rechauffe", which is French for leftovers, that does not mean we pull items from the can. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5851 For the love of god help me, my brother is trying to kidnap me! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5852 I hope tonight’s special suits you, it’s the only item remaining. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5853 Our apologies. We thought we'd already seen tonight's last customers. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5854 Our staff is checking in the back to see if we have any. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5855 And for your final course ... the stench of Groupon. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
5856 Decadent luxury? Yes, we have the vomitorium 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
5857 And for your next course, Chef Oscar will prepare Caesar Salad tableside... 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5858 Yes, your rapid test was positive and until the Health Department arrives, we are required to detain you. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5859 Our busboy takes his job very seriously! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5860 I am afraid we have only leftovers. But they come quickly. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5861 It’s not really garbage if it’s on the very top of the receptacle” 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5862 Of course we don't serve garbage: thats for you to throw up in. Our bathroom is out of order. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5863 Since we are still renovating the outdoor seating area, Jean Pierre will rummage through this garbage tableside. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5864 May I recommend the fromage garbage? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5865 You said you want the "too good to go menu" 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5866 I must inform you, with the new restrictions, that our menu is garbage. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5867 I’m afraid our food is rubbish… 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5868 And for our special we have an appeasing mélangé from surrounding restaurant brunch leftovers that we thoughtfully turn into a playground for your palate, served with a side of tums, of course. We call it ‘Aventure du Jour’. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5869 I apologize. We've run out of the kale 'n tofu chimichanga. But we DO have a substitute you may enjoy. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5870 Would you like to hear and take a look at tonight's specials? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5871 Tonight, our special is.... Hot Garbage 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5872 Un-appetizer is on the house. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5873 Our chef woke up at 3:00am to start today's special. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5874 Our tasting menu tonight is trash-to-table. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5875 - We want to move to an outdoor table. - Don’t worry. We are bringing the outdoors inside. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5876 Im sorry, it appears we ran out of today’s specials. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5877 I know it’s taking a while, but a 300 pound lobster doesn’t cook in a day, sir. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5878 Are you sure this is what is viral on social media? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
5879 What do you mean by “fresh or frozen” ?” @katxfisc 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5880 Due to recent shortages, tonight we're serving our second generation lasagna with our 'carryover' Caesar salad. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5881 … and here comes the menu 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
5882 Ah and here is your well-done filet 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
5883 oh I'm sorry I thought you were raccoons. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5884 Why, yes, we do offer an all-you-can-eat option. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5885 Your canned tuna order is on its way. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5886 You can pair that with yesterday's Menu du jour. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5887 Let's just say it's not for a fly in your soup. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5888 For an appetizer, we have tomate pourrie in a delicate, air-thin, poubelle crust. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5889 Unfortunate news on the paella you just finished." 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5890 Sir, I overheard you say the Duck l'orange here was literally garbage. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5891 I'm sorry Mr and Mrs Dumpster, we can only showcase our garbage can. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5892 Well it's similar to farm-to-table. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5893 Now here's the gentleman with the buffet table. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5894 And now for your culinary delight, our soufflé of Covid inspired leftover recipe tidbits . . . . 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5895 Did we waste your time waiting? We offer waste can for free. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5896 Yes in fact the secret to our success is, alas, a closely guarded trade secret happily protected by all of our long and loyal employees! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5897 I' m sorry sir, we couldn't pay the chef so here are some leftovers. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5898 It's our most authentic dish. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5899 I highly recommend the garbage salad. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
5900 An excellent choice! The garbage is 2006. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5901 "And how about a digestif, sir? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5902 Have you thought about recycling? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
5903 I do apologize Sir, but both bathrooms are out of order tonight. This is the best we ‘can’ do” 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5904 Here is some trash 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5905 'And for today's special- the chef recommends May Garbage with Oscar the grouch's hair as a finishing garnish' 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5906 The trough is in use at this moment, but here is Hank with your other selection. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5907 If you refuse to wear masks I'm afraid you'll both have to dine with a trash can on your head. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5908 The left-overs are the premium dinner for the eveneing 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5909 For our sustainability option, I would like to recommend the new Dumpster Green Special 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
5910 Sorry, No 'self-serve' dumpster dive tonight. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5911 And all of the food on our menu is locally sourced. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5912 My apologies sir, but the chef said this would be equivalent to the steak you ordered well-done. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5913 May I suggest the compost du jour? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
5914 I apologize that the waiter told you we were out of the special. I overheard your complaints, and lucky for you we have fixed the issue. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
5915 On our menu tonight we are offering dumpster diving or a selection of "trash tapas" 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5916 This is our most popular outdoor dining speciality in that price range. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5917 Your order of mussels! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5918 Oh wow, nobody's ever ordered that before! Here comes Giuseppe with your personal emergency bin. I hate to ask, but is your life insurance paid up? 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5919 „My deepest apologies. It just came out that the shrimp in your appetizer was bad. Shall we also bring some antiemetics?“ 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5920 The garbage plate is the new shisito pepper 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
5921 Quick turnaround" is not just a slogan here 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5922 Please ignore my brother's comments about the menu . . . 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5923 Tonight, Merv presents Stomp. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5924 Aww, yes, you ordered the ‘Twenty-Twenty’ Special’. And here comes Jacque now to ignite the dumpster tableside. Bon appetit! 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5925 It’s an acquired taste, but bin juice is very popular. Here’s our 2018 vintage now 1.1392 0.04675 79 70 7 2
5926 'our lawyers told us we're not liable for a complaint about the food if we supply you with a bin to throw it into' 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5927 Now that the pandemic is over, we can go back to eating trash again 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
5928 All hail the Garbage Ape! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5929 Allow me to introduce today's Celebrity Chef , Louie Bananas 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5930 Here is your doggie bag. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5931 ... and for the locavore piece-de resistance.... 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5932 The apps will be on the house. Entries are under the house. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5933 Last nights leftovers are tonights 'Vegan surprise.' "Very tres chic 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5934 Sir, it's the very same dish you asked what Mr. and Mrs. Higgins next table were having. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5935 Due to some short-term supply chain issues, instead of a menu, you can just pick from the leftovers. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5936 Would you prefer room temperature plats froids or room temperature plats chauds? 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5937 If you are into trash talk then we have the perfect dish for you 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5938 Your order is made to order from ingredients you pick out. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5939 You are about to taste how we went from a five star restaurant to being closed by the health department. Bon appetit. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5940 The chef’s special is Scraps des les Restes 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5941 You may want to use it if you select today's special. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
5942 We try to provide a complete dining experience. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5943 On their first trip to The Big Apple, Rochesterians Ethel and Bob Edwards ask Delmonico's to prepare their hometown favorite, "The Garbage Plate." 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5944 We couldn't afford the guy who plays the violin. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5945 For desert, the table-side flambè. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5946 Not to worry, folks. We have a wide range of masks you can choose from. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
5947 A taxi for non-tippers, at your service 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
5948 Yes, the Hobo's Banquet is fresh. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5949 The chef’s been recycling his specials this week. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5950 Would you like to see yesterdays specials ? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5951 My apologies. Our suppliers went out of business and we are making ends meet. We like to think of it as being resourceful. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5952 And here's you Détritus d'jour now... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5953 Lack of employees has caused us to multi-task. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5954 May I recommend the trash of the day, sir. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5955 You wanted it fast, but you never specified it had to be good. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5956 You may wish to reconsider your order for the "chef's surprise". 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5957 Good evening, and welcome to The Scavenger's Haunt. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5958 Between Covid and the supply chain issues, menu selection is limited - garbage in, garbage out. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5959 Excuse us, we have a Houston Astro dining with us at Table 7. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5960 Same old garbage--care for a sample? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5961 It’s a new workplace optimization strategy 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5962 Chef Oscar the Grouch would like to explain the menu. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5963 The duck is garbage. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5964 Our restaurant theme is Leftovers and we don't really have a menu. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5965 We want to be ready in case the food is rotten. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5966 He will show you how big the lobsters are. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
5967 It’s crypto or you’re washing the dishes. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5968 We specialise in 'dining experiences' - Today's Special is: fight for it with a raccoon and a very large rat 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5969 My apologies, due to the current climate we have hardly any alcohol, food or staff. However, please enjoy our new, steel aged, leftover wine. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
5970 We do not tolerate trash talk in this establishment 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
5971 'We're closing soon but I'm sure we can scrape something up sir.' 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5972 Haute cuisine had gone too far. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5973 After 4 years of Biden this is all we can afford. 1.1379 0.06246 58 53 2 3
5974 I’m afraid we’ve run out of the escargot this evening, but may I present the chef’s recommendation, organically harvested compost worms? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5975 Be forewarned, the Chef is a bit of a grouch 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5976 It has been so hard to hire staff these days that I had to hire my brother Irving, a former garbage collector. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5977 I'll check with the chef, if we still have an end piece. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5978 Our vegetables aren't fresh, they're canned. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5979 And, the special this evening, Our Elusive Employee Wellness Program 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5980 We are collecting any used masks from handbags and pockets. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5981 And the dinner theatre is Samuel Beckett’s ‘Endgame’. Enjoy. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5982 The supply chain broke. We're now serving leftovers. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5983 I know it's great to be dining in again, but at this point you've cleaned us out... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5984 Since you insist upon it, here it is. EXACTLY what you had last time. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5985 today is trash day 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
5986 Meatballs are on the fire, enjoy the Lady and the Tramp recreate in a few seconds. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
5987 We cook all the food in this trash can 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
5988 Sorry sir, you have been speaking far too long about your love of "The Godfather Part II" 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5989 Because of difficulties in hiring kitchen staff we are offering a selection of raw meats and vegetables. 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5990 We have an amazing new chef. You may have heard of him . . . Oscar The Grouch. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5991 Sorry, we are out of trash. Would you like to eat healthy food. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
5992 Sorry sir, ma’am, the menu is coming 1.1375 0.04620 80 71 7 2
5993 Here at Astro Cafe, you have to bang the trash can to get a Slider. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5994 I had no idea you wanted a doggie bag, but I figured out a way to solve that problem. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5995 We figured we'd skip the middleman and get straight to the food waste portion of the evening. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5996 I thought you said gar-bage, not formage! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
5997 So you think we're trash huh? Yes, we did see your online review. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
5998 Well I’m sure you have heard the expression farm to table 1.1370 0.05276 73 66 4 3
5999 You may not care for the chef's response to your "suggestion." 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6000 Welcome to Trash to Table, Gary will be right with you to let you choose your own garbage. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6001 I’m afraid our suppliers have become somewhat limited at this time. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6002 No, we do not offer "specials," but I could make an exception on yesterday's Kobe Meatloaf. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6003 No, we're happy to prepare another dessert. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6004 We are still working on our post-pandemic menu but feel free to select from well-stocked portable buffet. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6005 Now for our main course, we have a braised, heritage-breed Grouch, served in the can with a white wine reduction 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6006 Bert will show you the Lobsters now. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
6007 I sincerely apologize,but our newly immigrated kitchen help does not seem to understand the meaning of “take out order”. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6008 I understand that you'd like to watch your waist? 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6009 I’m afraid we’re out of the veal. May I recommend the Pasta “Avanzi”? 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6010 This is our Hobsons Choice tonight. Bon Appetite! Contest 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6011 There's BIN a slight delight in the menu tonight 🙄 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6012 I’m terribly sorry but we’ve run out of leftovers. 1.1370 0.04052 73 63 10 0
6013 With all due respect sir, you did say “just feed me”… 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
6014 I have to go out to the trash to get the catch of the day 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6015 My apologies. We’ve run out of everything. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6016 We appear to be out of everything, may we offer you something from our dumpster to table selection? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6017 The band couldn't make it I'll be playing timpani and cymbals! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6018 Your entertainment for tonight is Sam, the only Blue Man to fired for playing the trash can too loud. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6019 one man's trash is another man's treasure. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6020 I’m sorry, we just ran out of today’s special 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6021 We earned our stars offering no surprises. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6022 Just in case your order disagrees with your digestion 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6023 I'm sorry, Sir and Madam, but we're all out of Oscar The Grouch. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6024 You find the gum you left on the plate !!! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6025 Sorry, we're short staffed, and our chef just quit. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6026 We're hoping for the best, but we're prepared for the worst. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6027 Your request for left-overs is coming right up. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6028 Do you see what I see? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6029 Welcome to Tuesday Leftovers Night. Lyall will be your server and will help retrieve your selections. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6030 The kitchen is closed however Henry would be happy to serve you a medley of tonight’s specials. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6031 The all-you-can-eat buffet is now a one-serving savory food blend. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6032 ‘And here Daniel comes with our desert tray, made fresh daily by chef Grouch.’ 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6033 And for our scrap cooking special 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6034 And tonight’s special, garbáge... 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6035 As the service trolley is broken, today we are doing a la can 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6036 If you don't mind, we're serving the best menu suits for you 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
6037 I’m happy to report our chef was happy to submit to your menu modifications 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
6038 For a more authentic experience we kindly ask diners to dispose of any toxic positivity. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6039 Tonight’s special is the Truffled Trashcan Tuffoli.” “The what now… 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6040 Safety hazard conversations 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
6041 Oh so now your mocking me?! 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6042 Our special Earth Week Prix Fixe menu includes Appetizer, Main Course, Dessert, and Free Composting for leftovers 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
6043 My colleague will present todays special. It's environmet friendly 1.1358 0.04565 81 72 7 2
6044 This month we are proud to introduce our menu of reclaimed specials. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6045 It saves a lot of time since the food here is terrible 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6046 We have run out of tonight's special. However, should you wish a taste, one is still available 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6047 Today's special is "vieux d'un jour". 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6048 Farm to table is passe. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6049 And how would you like your trash prepared? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6050 Our Chef's new tasting menu features vomit prepared 6 ways. Bon Appetit! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6051 school lunch be like 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6052 sorry he will have to take the humans out 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6053 Madame et Monsieur, for your appetizer we have a lovely oysters du garbage. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6054 Before you go, we would like to present you with an act of magic. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6055 Hubert, would like to show our selection of Lobster. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
6056 Yes, our menu technically IS locally sourced. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6057 …and for the last course we have the chef’s special that’s to dive for 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6058 Tonight’s special…Duck a la Grouch 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6059 Due to supply issues we’ve been experiencing with Covid-19, we’re asking diners to choose their own meal from last night’s leftovers. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
6060 Sir, I do apologize but the chef has requested that you repeat your order into this refuse container. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
6061 High Meat is not our specialty Sir,but in an effort to accommodate you we have brought out a selection 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6062 Tonight’s special is certified alley to table. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6063 We accept junk bonds as payment now. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6064 Our special this evening Monsieur. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6065 Would you like to try our new Harpy Hour special? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6066 Ignore my brother, he is always talking trash. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6067 Monsieur did ask for the $150 tasting menu 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6068 And if a spirit does materialise, Toni can catch it for you. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6069 Alright, who wants a ride? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
6070 Please enjoy your leftovers and we'll need the container back by next Tuesday. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
6071 Since we have a new policy on wasting food, we ask that you finish your half-eaten burger from last week before ordering anything else. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
6072 As an effort to limit food waste and World famine, our special this week is a left-over buffet. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
6073 Chef's special? I'll let the chef himself show you. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6074 I will bring your order but you may not like the way it's prepared. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6075 Farm to table was last week 1.1346 0.04779 52 45 7 0
6076 Tonight’s compost special is from The Hampton’s… 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6077 'Excuse me Sir, I believe your ride is here.' 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6078 You didn’t want the large chef’s salad? 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6079 Sorry, I though you said, "More reh-fuse meat these days." 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6080 It's a new concept in Asia, nothing goes to waste, Enjoy! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6081 The “Garbage Plate” is trademarked so we call ours the Garbage Can! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6082 We offer a discount if you compost your meal. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6083 Our special of the day happens to be last Saturday's special of the day. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6084 You didn't leave anything for the bin, he is very disappointed with you. It wasn't that good. You had better leave a really large tip. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6085 How fresh is our fish? Well, "fresh" can be considered a relative term. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6086 The menu is strictly a la carter 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6087 I hope you don't mind,we're out of doggie bags... 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6088 My apologies Mr.and Mrs. Berkowitz. I will have the cockroach removed immediately. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6089 You’re going to love tonight’s special. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6090 and last but not least - tonight's chef's special - the culinary explorer platter... 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
6091 ...but chef Grouch is out on foreign tour now! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6092 Monsieur, every half priced oyster platter must be accompanied by L'garbagecan. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6093 In the case of your order, the chef decided that direct farm-to-trash was best. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6094 Chef Remy would like a word with you. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6095 I’ll bring your check right away, and here is your raccoony bag. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
6096 ‘local farmers on counting on your disrespect’ 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6097 Today’s special is fresh rodents from our NYC bin 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6098 Since you ordered snails, oysters, lobster, and ribs, Henri will first install your poubelle de table. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6099 What I’m saying, is there’s something wrong with our table and we demand something be done about it 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
6100 We’re conducting an experiment to see if folks actually care about food waste. May I suggest the foie gras? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
6101 Our chef hand-crafts his own mulch to grow our organic kale. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6102 Mr Gates, do you want to empty the trash? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6103 'To-go' means you need to go. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
6104 The trash is fresh caught, sir, pulled from the barges in the east river. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
6105 May I interest you in our freshly prepared restes de nourriture? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6106 I am having a Gordon Ramsay nightmare. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6107 Tonight special is whatever the garbage man has collected. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6108 Are you woke? 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
6109 It's a selection from yesterday's buffet menu. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6110 Look Morty, if you’ll just do this one thing for me, I’ll never ask again. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6111 Welcome to Chez Garbáge. Would you like to see the specials? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6112 I can tell you about the special of the day in just another minute… 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6113 The owner is quite strict about local sourcing. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6114 Ah! Here's the chef with your special order... 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6115 Would you like to see our dessert pail? 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6116 And here's Henri with today's specials. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6117 The prix fixe this evening is a buffet item of your choice for only $10 per person. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6118 our menu reflects the current state of affairs 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6119 We compost everything, after serving it three times. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6120 Don't worry, it's just a human dump truck. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
6121 I think we have enough for a ceasar salad. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
6122 Our new chef is from Brooklyn. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6123 ‘Indeed sir, we are a silver service restaurant’ 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6124 I told you we should have ordered take out 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6125 We received a clean up order for this table,  We tried our best that it fits both of you. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
6126 Second waiter: There is no way he’s going to fit both in here. Who does he think he is?! A Mahican?! 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
6127 This way please.. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6128 You should just take all your money and chuck it in here. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6129 and we are also offering a local squab that was just caught today actually 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6130 We’re very excited to share with you the health benefits and deliciousness of our barrel fermented foods. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6131 Sorry for being late, I’m here to take out the trash from the right table. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
6132 Tonight, we have the Fox n Friends fan favorite for our special. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
6133 Trash to table is actually the most sustainable option 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
6134 Please excuse the delay, it's so hard to find help these days, we will be right with you after Francisco clears the last table. 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
6135 Sorry to bring this up, but the management wants you to retrieve your masks unless you're fully vaxed. 1.1325 0.04461 83 74 7 2
6136 You ordered the Crudit 1.1325 0.03744 83 72 11 0
6137 You folks always complain about our salads, so we’re canning-ahead. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6138 Can I interest you in the all-you-can-eat buffet? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6139 We do offer a "Teacher's Special" for those on a more limited budget. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6140 As we transition back to indoor dining we've had to simplify our buffet. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6141 Why yes,we do offer a budget menu. Cash only. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6142 ...but I'd recommend ordering it on draft or in a bottle. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6143 Instead of a buffet we are now offering The Busboy Special. AND it’s a la carte! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6144 I wouldn't recommend the scrod, but if you insist we're here to serve. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6145 The service is rubbish 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6146 This is our cheapest and fastest. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6147 As I told you on the phone,there are slim pickings tonight! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6148 The dishwasher is still receiving a government check. Therefore, we will using disposable dishes and flat wear tonight. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6149 Here he comes now to thank you for your compliments...why yes, he is a rat. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6150 I thought you said you wanted l’ordure. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6151 The usual? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6152 We recommend today’s special, it’s called Cosa Nostra 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6153 The reviewer assured us the experience is indistinguishable. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6154 We may have figured out why your food tasted like it came from a can. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
6155 You asked for a dish inspired by the chef's hometown. Unfortunately, the chef is Ratatouille. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
6156 so, our chef’s recommendation is L’ ordures 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6157 We serve only the best in repurposed cuisine. Here comes Frank with our specials of the day. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
6158 These are the specials we had this evening. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6159 I wouldn’t recommend tonight’s special 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6160 We are 100% Insectivore organic... Would you like to try our Esmargot Bone Broth Soup? 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6161 Since the re-opening, our supply chain is a bit beind. Let me see what I have. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
6162 I can personally guarantee your food has been locally sourced. 1.1321 0.06619 53 49 1 3
6163 Sometimes, you just gotta say, what the .... 1.1321 0.05413 53 47 5 1
6164 Dumpster dive du jour is our eco special along with a wall farmed salad. 1.1321 0.06046 53 48 3 2
6165 And to reduce methane emissions, all of our food is predigested. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6166 We like to be prepared for where the leftovers are headed when you bring them home. 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
6167 Due to market volatility, your crypto payment can transfer only into the trash. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
6168 Would you like to ask the chef? 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
6169 Our kitchen is now contactless. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
6170 We are not just farm-to-table. We are committed to zero waste and reuse only the the freshest leftovers. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6171 I'm sorry, but we are getting to the bottom of the barrel of our selections. 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
6172 The Special? Why it’s our ’Best in the Bin’! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6173 We have a new way of introducing our specials" 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6174 Make sure to check out our dessert cart 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6175 As a reminder Sir, all of the racoons we serve are MP 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6176 There's a prize for the best instagram post 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
6177 We're out of garage bags 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6178 May I suggest something from the alacarte menu 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6179 Ah! Here's my colleague with the bin. Who goes first? 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6180 Sorry but we're only serving yesterday's leftovers' 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6181 It's a new promotion: recycled dinners! 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6182 This is Caesar - you ordered his salad 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6183 Unfortunately, there will be a bit of a wait on the soup de jour. I's being collected 'round the back. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
6184 Do you care to pick from our homeless appetizer selection? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6185 Look what your son did to Marcello. 1.1311 0.05949 61 56 2 3
6186 Tonight, a bit short-staffed. We ask that you bus your paper plates and gold-tinted utensils—that way we keep the chef happy as he can put all his time and genius into the spectacular meal you're about to enjoy. 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6187 'Let me present tonight's probiotic special: it's slowly fermented tempeh and sustainable yesterday's leftovers.' 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6188 Our new menu "expired shrimps" comes with an extra. Bon vomitting 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
6189 Would you like to see our Hors d’œuvre menu? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6190 And for dessert, tonight we have fresh apple pie- so fresh, you have to bob for the apples 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
6191 I'm afraid your Offal Tripe Goulash was mistaken for yesterday's garbage and was tossed lightly with some virgin olive oil. It should be wonderful. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6192 The best I can do is show what was going to be the special tonight. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6193 Your waiter would like to take you out with dinner. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6194 'We are trying out a new post pandemic haute cuisine menu this week' 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6195 ‘I’ll wear a flower on MY lapel one day!’ 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
6196 We ran out of serving plates 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6197 Our "All You Can Eat Buffet" is very popular. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6198 We also now offer curbside pickup... 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6199 Well, it’s simple really: Now that our former clientele are vaccinated we simply have no need to subject ourselves to your opinions. We’ve taken the liberty of providing a more natural environment for you, with our compliments of course. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6200 Welcome to Astro’s - my names Altuve and I’ll be your server 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
6201 This trash was flown in today direct from the Mediterranean and we couldn’t be happier about how it turned out 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6202 And when you’re done eating, all scraps are to go into this compost bin. Thanks in advance. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
6203 Madame, your comment to Marcel is inexcusable -- he will have his revenge. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6204 But the good news is that we are able to accommodate your request that all ingredients be locally sourced 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
6205 Just spit out whatever you don't like right away. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
6206 I wouldn't recommend the Veal Oscar. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6207 YOU REALLY HAVE TO STOP TALKING TRASH 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6208 Our special tonight is the leftovers from earlier diners. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6209 Let me help you escape from here of here without being seen - the foods not what it was 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6210 I was just gonna throw it out anyway. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
6211 This kind garçon will show you where you can put your opinions about the menu 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6212 Would you like to see our freegan options? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
6213 Is this a test? What you put in it? 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
6214 The dessert cart is broken, but the people at table 4 didn't finish their cake... 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6215 Management has asked that you take your "Caption Contest entries" and kindly vacate the premises. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6216 Our new buffet is worth looking into. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6217 Can we interest you in our up-cycled special? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6218 'We whisper comfort with spirited effort !' 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6219 I hate listening to complaints, so I told the chef to just throw your food into the garbage. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6220 The chef has created "la pièce de résistance" from locally sourced delicacies. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6221 That’s a bottle of organic Chardonnay, one responsibly sourced seafood platter and Jeremy here will toss your salad table side. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6222 We have received several complaints that our food is garbage. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6223 You’re in luck. We have one last outdoor dining seat left. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6224 And who ordered the raccoon special? 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6225 You fill this with cum, you eat for free, otherwise we fuck your wife in front of you. 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6226 Our abbreviated menu has a few pre- and post recyceled selections. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6227 The good news is, it was just thrown out tonite! 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6228 Sir, normally our seafood is of the utmost quality. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6229 Our new chef is..how can I say...a bit eccentric. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6230 Getting that to go since you're in a rush would be no problem. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6231 I do apologize, but is there any chance we could have you vomit up the meals you just ate? We’re trying out this new recycling program. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6232 We have a new zero-waste item on the menu if you would like to see it, sir. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6233 it appears we are out of the crab oscar 1.1290 0.05385 62 56 4 2
6234 Yes, we are a zero waste restaurant… as requested, the house special will be out shortly. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6235 The Nose Knows 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6236 People keep asking if the rat from “Ratatouille” is in the kitchen, so we’ve decided to play along. 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6237 Tonight’s special: garbage pail delight. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6238 Sorry, we’re fresh out of Cicada stew. 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6239 Honey, you know why they call hamburgers trash food, right? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
6240 It's all organic, you say" -"All organic sir" 1.1290 0.04292 62 54 8 0
6241 Our menu goes beyond the pale. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6242 I am sorry but the kitchen is closed...... and the chef has gone home..... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6243 We have a lovely wine but you have to mash the grapes. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6244 Jim will be your waiter. Here he comes now with our offerings. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6245 The special of the day is Cicada succotash. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6246 Is the scrod fresh? Supply chains being what they are these days, let's check. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6247 Yesterday’s blue plate special. Is that for one or two? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6248 We're delighted your ordering from our new recycled food menu. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6249 Tonight's special is guttersnipe. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6250 My apologies, we appear to be out of the Boeuf Bourguignon, but can I tempt you with some remnants from last night's trash? 1.1286 0.05354 70 64 3 3
6251 And now, your choice of desserts are.... 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6252 Our catch of the day comes with a piece of cheese." 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6253 Could you pinpoint what you didn't like about the Celery Remoulade? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6254 We’re only serving throw out today. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
6255 It's such a complex dish. I'd rather show than try to explain. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6256 I'm sorry our maitre d' was so grouchy. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6257 This place is known for the fabulous tableside service. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
6258 I'm sorry, but the fowl was a bit foul...something else for you, perhaps? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6259 we’re trying a new buffet format post-covid 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
6260 As you wait for your order, we would like for you to choose : masks or the trash can 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6261 Would you care to see the specials bin? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
6262 You asked for a cheaper meal! Here it is! 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
6263 Of Course we don't need any masks. We really sanitize EVERYTHING. 1.1279 0.03982 86 76 9 1
6264 That's because it is is hot garbage 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6265 Derrick iss prepared to remove whatever you order as our food is tasteless! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6266 Tonight's Special is fresh Lobster, you pick. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6267 if your not vaccinated your leaving with the garbage 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6268 And now for your choice of dessert. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6269 Madame, monsieur -- your cheeseburgers. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6270 Since Broadway has been shut down, we got a special treat for you tonight, as Ricardo acts out a scene from Stomp! 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6271 Please excuse us sir, the Astros are in town and most of the staff are @dodgers fans. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
6272 With indoor restrictions lifted, we’re just dissembling our outdoor dining setup. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
6273 Sorry for the delay Sir... There were poor people trying to steal leftovers from the garbage. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
6274 He’s just bringing the soup 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6275 We take recycling to the next level 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6276 Oh that...since we had to stop food service during the pandemic, we diversified. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6277 Dear guests, thanks for your business and your Uber has just arrived. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6278 Since most people say our food is garbage maybe you just want to avoid to middle man... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6279 …and of course, desert is on the house 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6280 And here’s the vanilla ice cream with blueberry compost 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6281 We have a Chateau Garbage 2020. Would you like to taste it? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
6282 Ah yes, tonight's entertainment, an out-of-work extra from the prolific band Stomp... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
6283 The Johnson & Johnson expiration dates have been extended. So it turns out you Can still get a free side of angel hair pasta if you’d like to be vaccinated first. 1.1268 0.05649 71 66 1 4
6284 Tonight's special is last nights unsold special. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6285 The pandemic has severely limited our daily specials. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6286 May I suggest our world famous Garbage Plate? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6287 Okay I can sell you this speciality dish for your asked price! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6288 I 'm sorry to have to say that our "Woodstock Special" might be a bit stale. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6289 If you two can ‘Do ‘it’ in this can’ , dinner and drinks are on us. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6290 Current staffing levels require patrons to bus their own table, TIA. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
6291 As you can see, we are a zero waste restaurant. Enjoy your meal! 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
6292 We’re on track for being carbon neutral by 2060 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6293 I’m sorry, but due to Covid, your time’s up” 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
6294 Welcome to Freegan Fine Dining where we bring the buffet to you 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6295 We serve 100% organic food here 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
6296 COVID protocol calls for sanitizing between courses 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6297 And ... the freegan special today is .. 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
6298 We serve only local - that’s tonight’s fresh catch from apartment 3B. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
6299 The virus thing…no afford violins now…but Lorenzo entertain you…you know that musical with garage can lids? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6300 Yeah....it's locally sourced. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6301 Please accept our apologies for your waiter's rudeness, I've asked his brother the chef to prepare something special for you, enjoy"! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6302 Welcome to Raccoon Cafe, I will be your server tonight. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6303 In case you want to take home leftovers from the Hungry Man Special. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6304 Chef feels good about the mixed salad today. You must have some. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6305 Your order will be out soon. Mario here, will bring the trash can closer so you can just skip the eating part. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6306 Tonight's entertainment is our prop comic. I'll be back in a moment with your complimentary rain gear. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6307 I'm sorry that you arrived so late. Our chef has gone home, but we can offer you a selection of leftovers -- of course, for a 25% discount off the listed menu. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6308 Thank you, ma'am, for patronizing our election choice auditing company. 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6309 And for the main course, we will be serving the Oscar Oscar. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6310 We had a certain famous family buy the restaurant. You can walk out the door now, or my colleague will show you out. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6311 ...or you may prefer our popular soupa da joor. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6312 Large Louie has requested tour presence down river. 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6313 You ordered yesterday’s meatloaf — correct ? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6314 Welcome to ‘Encore’ your local recycling restaurant. Pierre will present today’s specials. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6315 Madame and monsieur, Hugo and I now proudly present, a unique culinary experience, known around the world as, "Rat"atouille Redux. Please accept our sincerely wishes for Bon Appetit and Bonne Chance. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6316 Bentley is bringing our version of "doggie bags" for your pet raccoons. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6317 our bus boy quit so if you don’t mind… 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6318 Most customers tend to agree with our 'last' restaurant review 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6319 My apologies. Fred just lost his garbage collection job and we discovered we could hire him with PPP money. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6320 I realize left overs at home mean something.But here? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6321 Im so sorry for forgetting your request. Just tell him what it was you ordered while I get the doggy bag. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6322 Oh yes, rest assured, we only work with local ingredients. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6323 I'm sorry the men's room is out of order. May I suggest a substitution? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6324 Beg pardon, our Google find in the kitchen reminds all with ears to hear--and mouths to feed-- 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6325 Dig in; you'll be part of our recycling program. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6326 Garbage collection is standard with a cup of Java. You could have opted for T++ instead. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6327 I'm sorry, but we've just thown out the old menus. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6328 My little brother will pick up what you don't eat. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6329 We're gonna need to prepare you. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
6330 We’re quite committed to using only locally sourced ingredients. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6331 Here’s your order from our new Compost Pit to Table menu. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6332 Well, we’ve decided the hygiene theater is no longer necessary. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
6333 Sir, there is no need to make a scene over one isolated fly. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
6334 Portions will be small, of course, but you know it is gauche to finish your plate nonetheless. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6335 Your stench soup is ready. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6336 So, basic economy buffet for 2? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6337 «The o'dourves? I am terribly sorry Monsieur, I was sure you said des ordures.» 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6338 Regrettably, this table was double booked by a party of four. But we do have a second option... 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6339 All of our grouches are sourced from regenerative farms in Upstate New York. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6340 ‘Bill always had poor timing’’ 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
6341 No bathroom breaks 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
6342 Terribly sorry the meat was not aged to your liking, our chef curated some specialty cuts to suit your needs 1.1250 0.04492 80 72 6 2
6343 Our chef says that cutting food waste will take you places! 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
6344 Our special tonight is a locally foraged freegan salad. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
6345 In keeping with our sustainable practices model, we request you throw any compostable leftovers into this bin. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6346 The chef apologizes. We are having trouble locally sourcing certain ingredients. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6347 Ehhhhhh *check please!?" 🔥👏 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6348 Sir we located your wife's vagina" 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
6349 We prefer to lean into the experiential component of dining. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6350 It’s a new cuisine straight from France called ‘Derelique.’ 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
6351 Monsieur and Madam: It’s time to go 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6352 With the pandemic and all, we’ve taken to a new style of food preparation 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
6353 We may not be NOMA but we are WHATTHA now be prepared for your culinary journey into the evening... 1.1250 0.03702 96 85 10 1
6354 My apologies, by all we have tonight are leftovers. 1.1236 0.04173 89 80 7 2
6355 The special today, garbage in, garbage out. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
6356 ‘Our greeter will be taking your feedback on your dining experience.’ 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
6357 The chef insists you try his replacement for what you returned. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6358 I’m sorry to hear that sir - please take your complaints up with manager Jed here, who has opened a big can of whoop-ass to better assist you. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
6359 Yes sir here at the slaughter house we take every measure to fight inflation 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6360 Please select your live Giant Red King Crab to enjoy for your anniversary, Sir, but keep your distance! They are a vicious couple! 1.1233 0.05141 73 67 3 3
6361 And for your main course, garbáge! 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6362 The special of the day hasn't been widely appreciated." 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6363 For dessert, I’m afraid we can no longer offer the Bombe Alaska. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6364 And for the first course in our sustainable tasting menu… 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
6365 Today’s special is Garbaggio, an Italian dish served on a thin plastic platter 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
6366 The napkins are recycled paper. The plates are 70% post-consumer plastic. Today's special ... 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6367 We take your pits, stems, seeds, fat, hair, mold, drool, even some navel lint, give it a few good shakes and mix it with ...maybe you shouldn't know. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6368 We've expanded on the idea of farm to table; we now offer table to compost. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6369 Would you like to see items from our upcycling menu? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6370 In deference to the growing ecological catastrophe, we now recycle food. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6371 Yes, of course, it's all locally sourced. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6372 Two purge plates,coming right up! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6373 And on our Repurposed Menu tonight we have… 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6374 Might I interest you in our fresh leftovers? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6375 We find that our diners want to keep the parking lot ambiance. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6376 For tonight's special we have procured the finest ingredients from our legendary dumpster divers. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
6377 The special tonight is Steak a la Gar-Bagio. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6378 And so then afterward you will be taken in a bright light that is His Grace 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6379 Our Chef has a new presentation he would like begin your evening. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6380 Tonight’s special is from trash to table 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6381 You ordered the trash can nachos, sir? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
6382 Allow me to introduce our maitre d'upcyclage. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
6383 We are not yet ready to recycle. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6384 So if the emperor’s new entre is something you can’t see having we’ll take it away. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6385 Here comes our Baked 2020 Flambé! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6386 We call tonight’s special Chef’s Surprise 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6387 Aaaand…Chef’s pop-up theme tonight is Raccoon Gourmet. Bon appetit! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6388 As a matter of fact, we do have leftovers from last night’s special. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6389 It's our spin on 'Steak Oscar'" 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6390 The appetizers range from $25 at the top to 10$ at the bottom 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6391 The cartoonist thanks you and apologizes for your having to participate in this unsavory contest. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6392 We have beans on the side as complementary..... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6393 Your sensory receptivity to this garbage will direct the specials available to you this evening. We are required to gage your taste & smell retention, post pandemic 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6394 Waiter at a Rochester restaurant, “Who ordered the garbage plate”. #garbageplate 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
6395 For your next course, it is a representation of the future of fine dining. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6396 We know eventually your take home box will be thrown out so we saved you a step. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
6397 The special tonight is garbage. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6398 I’m sorry ma’am, we’re going to have to throw away the whole husband, it spoiled 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
6399 We use the freshest local ingredients. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6400 Here is today's special, Sir 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6401 May I recommend the curb-to-table dessert from our locally sourced sustainable menu? 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6402 Your dinner is served 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
6403 Let’s hope your stomach is more filled than our trash” 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
6404 Tonight we serve a Racoon special 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6405 Yes, we carefully dry-age out beef under the most rigorous conditions. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6406 He heard you ordering a broccoli dish. Previously he worked in a school cafeteria. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6407 TODAY & TOMORROW we’re featuring Luscious Leftovers stale out of the can.” 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6408 Last week, you posted on Yelp that your entree here was garbage. Tonight we want you to repeat the experience. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
6409 ‘thank you for choosing medieval times east hampton summer pop up. tonight’s tasting menu of gluten free garbage features a deconstructed can of spinach, sous vide skeleton of fish & spherified bacon fat.’ @callahandalyjudge 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
6410 Just a precaution we take when the special is selected Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6411 Trust me, it was wonderful yesterday 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6412 I am sorry to say that we only have a choice of kitchen scraps today. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6413 We are a bit short-handed, so if you would kindly remove the finest leftovers the city has to offer we would appreciate it! 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6414 In case the specials don't suit you 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6415 You were thinking we make our Bananas Flambe in a chafing dish? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6416 Oh no...he's only here in case of emergency. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6417 Table to trash” promises to be the next big thing. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6418 In appreciation for your one star review, we’re offering tonight’s Chef’s special, Garbage Salad... 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6419 Please enjoy our rendition of Stomp 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6420 I assure you all of our ingredients are fresh, never out of the can. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6421 And finally, we have our Dumpster Diver Special for the cost conscious. Selections depend on which orders were returned earlier tonight, and prices vary with the amount left unconsumed. These selections partner well with a Jeroboam of any wine. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6422 At Chez Ordures we’ve not only eliminated food waste, cutlery, and plating, we reduce food waste at the deli next door. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6423 We'll start off with the amuse-bouche, which will be a choice between Donald Trump and Ted Cruz. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6424 Jean-Paul has your gluten free, vegan choices. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6425 Yes, Sir, I can provide a wheeled garbage can, but only if you're ordering off the dinner menu. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6426 And, for the intermezzo, may I suggest our bombe des fruits fatigués? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6427 We call it the table to farm movement. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6428 The fresh catch of the day is yesterday's beef carpaccio, tuna tartare and scallops. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6429 We have Rochester's finest. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6430 Can I tempt you with some dessert, or perhaps a selection from our cheese cart? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6431 No the pandemic hadn’t affected our restaurant or our standards at all!! 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
6432 Chef Remy’s substitute is a little bit more orthodox, I hope you enjoy his latest creation 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6433 s " We usually ask models to use the ladies room , but it is fashion week"... 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6434 The gentleman ordered NewYork Style for NewYorkers 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6435 Forget about Farm to Table … and try our Compost to Table 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
6436 …and due to inflation, our dessert menu is now à la can.. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
6437 The trash can? A fine choice, sir. It’s our signature dish here at THE RESTAURANT WHERE PEOPLE EAT TRASH CANS. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6438 May I interest you in our 'I'll have what they had' special? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6439 I do apologize but our head chef went to culinary school with raccoons 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6440 I let chef know that you didn’t enjoy your meals that you ate and he would like to do something special to …I mean For you to make up for it . 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6441 Our pantry is out of fresh food. How about some good used food at half price? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6442 Chef has prepared the gluten-free, lactose-free, no-salt vegan entrees you requested. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6443 We're known for our garbage service. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6444 Excuse us, but you didn’t leave organic waste for our corporate compost. Look. Now we are not achieving the daily goal. So, you’ll have to pay 15% extra. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6445 We'll skip the starters today. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6446 We have redesigned our menu in order to maximize share holder value, bon appetit! 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6447 Oh, you’re not vaccinated? 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
6448 Unfortunately we are out of the fish but if you’d like you can pick something out of the discount can 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6449 Tonight’s menu features our food waste reduction strategy: an all-you-can-eat melange of select, lightly fermented scraps 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6450 Jerry's bringing over the can so you can try some of our bat soup 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6451 Oh dear, we should have believed him when he said tonight’s special was Raccoon 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
6452 Sorry someone just ordered the last Steak Oscar. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6453 Everything on the menu is in short supply due to worldwide shortages; however, if you’d like to preorder and pay triple our customary price, we can meet all your needs in 10-12 weeks 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
6454 Please enjoy some attempts at bread until our server takes your order. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6455 The marimba player has taken sick. Mickey will be providing tonights chewing rhythm. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6456 Just a moment while we clean your table. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
6457 And for today we have la poubelle spéciale 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6458 And now, for our specials today. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6459 Excellent choice, monsieur. The Gleaner Special tonight is two picks from the can and a glass of the Château Lafite Rothschild. 1.1200 0.05008 75 69 3 3
6460 Our feature is this weeks plates du jour on braised eggplant toast. 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
6461 Debbie decided to move into e-commerce. Meet Joe, he will host you this evening” 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6462 Here's the fish you ordered, uncut. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
6463 We apologize for the national good food shortage 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6464 The cost conscious say fine dining is 'money down the drain', we have a different perspective. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6465 As delighted as we are that you've chosen to dine with us at La Mere I can't accept your dessert order until you're eaten all the veggies 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6466 Our regular Chef Luigi has taken ill. Alfonso has a plan for your conclusion to your meal. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6467 Can you get me a hoagie? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6468 Farm-to-table is so protopandemic. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6469 Due to delivery problems,most of our food comes from a can. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6470 Ah,Monsieur,we are out of the Boeuf Bourguignon. Perhaps we might interest you in Les Ordures du Jour? 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6471 All of our raccoons are locally sourced. 1.1194 0.04998 67 61 4 2
6472 Befarmayid ashghal. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
6473 @doktadil "Oh, you didn't get vaccinated? Let me show you your dinner." 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6474 Here is you food monsouir 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
6475 Again, I must ask if you insist on the Chef's Surprise. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6476 This here is today's crackhead selection. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6477 We start with a festering mix of wilted, rejected lettuce, drowning in a rancid reduction of Bechamel, dotted with coffee grounds, and paired with half-eaten, lipstick-smudged dinner rolls... 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6478 The racoons have taken over the kitchen. They only wish to share. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6479 These days we're stressing quantity over quality. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6480 Tonight, we have the dumpster dive special 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6481 We've eliminated all middle men. So now you will be able to pass your food waste from the plate directly to the end user. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6482 We are now offering curbside pickup. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6483 Before you judge us, you have to try our catch of the day. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6484 Well, given the price range you mention, I am afraid all we can offer you is . . . 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
6485 Are you willing to try the ratatouille instead? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6486 Our chef isn’t very good, so this saves everyone the additional work. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6487 I’m glad you asked to compliment Chef Remy, sir. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6488 Congratulations on your anniversary. That’s frank, he only makes his presence felt when the celebration to loitering ratio gets skewed. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6489 I think we've taken the open office concept a bit too far! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
6490 That's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
6491 We consider our establishment like an organic computer - garbage in, garbage out. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6492 Chef dislikes hearing food called garbage. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6493 Well, for your culinary enjoyment this evening, we have good news and bad news. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6494 There are no available tables away from the kitchen, but Lyle is bringing an alternative solution... 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
6495 And for our first course, zee soup de garbage 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
6496 As a sustainable restaurant,we strive to monitor and reduce food waste. Please place any scraps in the community space. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6497 We offer a free can if you include garbage in your order 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6498 It's our newest feature, fire in a garbage can. 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6499 Sorry, it looks like we actually made it right the first time. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6500 Our post pandemic special consists of marinated ordures with braised souris and topped off with Bordeaux infused onion soup. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6501 We bring this in just on the out chance you really don't care for our carte du jour. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6502 Our Tiramisu is dry-aged in aluminum for three days... 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6503 What's great about this next course is you don't need to feel guilty if you don't like it. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6504 Welcome to SECOND CHANCE RESTAURANTE. Louis, our sewer chef, will now display our hors d'oeurve from Le Monte's. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6505 That's right, no silverware, no plates or glasses, and no food. Just put the contents of your purse and pockets into this trashcan, and we can proceed with the most memorable dining experience o your lives. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6506 No one's ordered the "Melange" before. Would you care for napkins? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6507 Just the two of you? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6508 This one’s s called the raccoon’s choice because a raccoon chose it . 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6509 It's the new Farm to Table, it's Totally Urban, you'll love it ! 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6510 He gets off at seven. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6511 Indoor dining has been an adjustment for some of us. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6512 Our chef can cook his way out of any waste bin. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6513 We're preparing for your review. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6514 I'm very sorry sir, but I'd like to demonstrate where we kept your last review. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6515 Here it is. The Second Harvest Bistro special. Enjoy! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6516 I am going to have to ask you to move. This is Oscar the Grouch’s table 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6517 My deepest apologies from the chef, we’ll get you a new husband as quickly as possible 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
6518 nan 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6519 beat quality mushroom on the market. Grown right here 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
6520 So you said, "just a little wafer"? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6521 Tonight’s special features highlights from our new magnetic menu 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
6522 When’s lunch? 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
6523 He's from Houston. That's how he tells the Chef what you've ordered. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
6524 The last person that told the chef he thought his cooking was garbage wound up as garbage ; would you like to reconsider ? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6525 Would you like to start off with our garbage salad? It's locally sourced. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
6526 Yes, it's confusing but we're 'barn-to-table' here sir. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6527 Our specialty of the house is a five course leftovers’ selection of your choice. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6528 I' afraid there was a problem with the preparation of your order. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6529 Ah! Today's specials! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6530 This rubbish, is the best collection of the city. Saeideh from Madrid 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6531 Instead of what you asked for, will you instead accept a symbolic gesture that costs me nothing? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6532 We're prepared for receptacle emergencies. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6533 With food costs on the rise, we’re exploring all of our sourcing options 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6534 We have an interesting special today. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6535 This is a dump-to-table restaurant. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
6536 The chef ordered him to trash you because you didn't order the Lobster Flamande with marshmallows 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6537 And now, Monty will tantalize you with selections from our dessert bin. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
6538 Luigi will take your order now”. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
6539 Would you like to sample something from our appetizer tray? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6540 I'm terribly sorry but the produce truck didn't make it today so our tomatoes are canned ones." 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6541 A year and a half later and he still hasn’t gotten the hang of curbside pick-up …. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6542 Le garbage is our special tonight. It comes with sides of pathogens on used cherry sauce and for dessert a discounted ride to the hospital .Vola 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6543 Our entree today is your choice from the trash can. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6544 We offer rather large Beer Can Chicken! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6545 No one has gotten that sick yet. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6546 Tonight’s special is our famous Garbage salad 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6547 We can’t find bus boys to hire. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6548 Can you please go home now? You can come back later today 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
6549 Here’s Pierre to help start your order—our famous Friday dumpster fire special 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6550 Welcome to Edible Country USA, where all our ingredients are foraged from the land. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6551 Welcome to Panam! Happy hunger games! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
6552 One dry chardonnay and one ipecac neat, I'll get that right away. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6553 Please say you liked the food, or he'll put me in the garbage can again. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6554 We're deeply committed to recycling. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6555 Tonight's Special- Ashcan chicken 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
6556 We're out of roast pigeon tonight, but we do have a special on locally sourced, organic-fed opossum raised humanely in its natural habitat. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6557 If you re a picky eater try our Raccoon Delight. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
6558 Uniquely, we choose to roast the Grouch within its own 'shell'. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6559 Here we have today’s specials.” 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6560 Tonight's special is Oscar the Grouch and asparagus. 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6561 Welcome to La Can!!! We Will be serving live can food today !!! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
6562 We’re sorry your meal was in your words: “garbage”…we usually take the garbage out the back but you can jump in right here” 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6563 Oh, so you are one of those television critics. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6564 . You really want to hear about the specials? 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
6565 Our special tonight is the 'Poulet á la Poubelle' 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6566 Ünfortunately, COVID is over and we just served the final bucket list special. 1.1154 0.05249 52 47 4 1
6567 Not many people order the Chef's Surprise, you know... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6568 Sir, as I mentioned, the kitchen is closed, but we cold probably find something to your liking. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6569 You can have the lunch entree, the dinner entree, the military entree, the senior entree, the children's entree, or the post-pandemic-bus-your-own-table entree. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6570 In homage to the critic ,Pauline Kael,Le Trash Cuisine" 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6571 I see you're still enjoying yourselves, since we are passed passive-aggressive verbal cues, Carl is on his way with a more direct approach. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6572 We are firmly committed to recycling for the environment. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6573 Welcome to Oscar's teppanyaki. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6574 My apologies; the special tonight is potluck. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6575 What’s left of the slow movement. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6576 I’m exhausted from these Vegans already. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6577 You ordered the same as the other table but I'm afraid they almost finished their dishes 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
6578 Ernie’s not here to speak to and your lady’s no Kim Novak! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6579 I know it's your birth year, but 1952 did not produce their best wine 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
6580 In addition to the menu tonight, you’ll find my résumé as well as a list of items we are liquidating. Tablecloths are free with any purchase and come lightly stained with béarnaise sauce. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
6581 The manager will soon be here to take your suggestions. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6582 At the diner down the street, they call it the “garbage plate”. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6583 Ah...your tossed salad arrives even as we speak! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6584 My apologies, but due to a rehiring shortage we request self-cleaning of your leftovers after dinner. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
6585 I’m afraid all we have is leftovers. 1.1143 0.05205 70 65 2 3
6586 I don’t recommend the swordfish tonight” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6587 Yes, the chef is bringing the dish featured on her Instagram momentarily. He’s making it photogenic just for you -and everyone else.” 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6588 We're terribly sorry, but there was just a recall issued on the oysters you ordered, and...well... 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
6589 You two are very lucky. You got the last escargot de grouse in New York. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6590 I’m sorry but it seems you’ve forgotten all your manners since the Pandemic 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6591 I’m so sorry. Lou’s been really into composting lately. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
6592 Awh! Here's your waiter with the menu. 1.1139 0.03597 79 70 9 0
6593 Your order of Yesterday's Soup will be out shortly 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6594 Today’s special is delicate grass fed buffalos hoof soup, and it comes with free trash can. :: ) 1.1139 0.04023 79 71 7 1
6595 I suggest wearing your masks, and if you don't have gloves, I recommend you washing your hands. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6596 We're grateful you're here in spite of our reviews. As a courtesy,Louis will now show you last night's menu. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6597 Bon Appetit!"- Charlotte Stockley, NY 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6598 In following recent trends, the Chef Special tonight is Manhattan street food! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6599 We are completely transparent in the sourcing of all of our food. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6600 We find it helps ease the transition back to indoor dining. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
6601 'Farm to table' is just the beginning. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6602 I’m afraid our a la carte menu options have changed slightly 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6603 Oscar, your party, was already seated 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
6604 It's our attempt to eliminate the middle man...... 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6605 Perhaps I can interest you in Maison Oscar's variation on farm-to-table? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6606 Today's special is an untried delicacy: aged leftovers set aside to meet city health specs, tossed, compacted for 3 days, wrapped in plastic, secured with twist-ties, sun-baked in an unsafe alley, served unceremoniously on stain-resistant tablecloth. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6607 It's the only water proof take out container available. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6608 The food here is terrible. We can put it on the table first or put in directly into the compost. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6609 It’s weird that you’re still here. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6610 Show our guests our discount entrees 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6611 Perhaps you'd prefer a waiter who just carries baggage? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6612 Unfortunately, we're completely out of the fresh roadkill. May I interest you in the house specialty? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6613 Obviously you don’t speak French. Welcome to La Poubelle! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6614 We'll start you off tonight with our chef's special canopy. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6615 Tim is bringing out our exquisite selection of locally sourced, zero-waste specials. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6616 We DO still have what you ordered, but there`s a slight catch. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6617 'The Chef wasn't satisfied, but if you insist...' 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6618 I tell you, dumbster diving IS the new thing these days! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6619 I'm quiting ! You look for the lobster yourself. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6620 we had better service at #faultytowersthediningexperience. you did after all request Basil but its Faulty 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6621 It’s not an allergy but let’s say it’s an allergy 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6622 The plates and dishes were all broken this morning due to an accident, so your meal will be served this way 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6623 The theme for tonight's menu is "back to normal" 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6624 Happy Anniversary. Apologies the quartet cancelled but Frank here does wonders on the can. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
6625 You can upload your taste bud profiles to this can so that we start to prepare the budbased menu. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
6626 the bouillabaisse is fresh out the can 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6627 I'm sorry, we ran out of cloches 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
6628 And here comes Francoise now with our daily special. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6629 He's bringing your garbage salad now. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6630 Ah yes, the Rochester special. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6631 Don't worry. Our explanation of "Farm to Table" just got extended by an overzealous new manager to the next step in the process. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
6632 The bus boys are on strike 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6633 Well, rats consider it a delicacy. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6634 My apology. I realize now it was the brie you ordered. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6635 First, just vomit in the can so you'll have plenty of room for dinner. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6636 dump diving is the latest sustainable fashion 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6637 We apologize but all of our regular entrees went to Doordash customers. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6638 One man’s garbage is, well, still garbage. Just say when, please. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
6639 Excuse me gentleman, your overdraft card, i ask you return what you consumed 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
6640 We follow the best hygiene in his eatery, said the manager ! #winkwink😉 1.1125 0.04704 80 74 3 3
6641 i’m sorry folks, it appears we’re going to have to move your reservation to a more suitable tier of your lifestyle 1.1125 0.03975 80 72 7 1
6642 We don't serve white trash. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6643 The garbage bread is very good today. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6644 You won't see any packaging, and we really don't serve TV dinners. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6645 You might as well just throw your food in the trash when it arrives and save a night of misery. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6646 We never said it would be good 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6647 We've moved beyond farm to table, now we are table to compost. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6648 ...and here comes our special, petit mange par les racoons... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6649 Why yes, the chef was wondering about your use of the salt 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6650 So, you want four orders of our extra hot oyster stew. - That will be $40 plus $10 for the can. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6651 I recommend you don't try the special 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6652 Our menu features farm-to-table-to-compost entrees. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6653 Monsieur excuse me, but turns out we do have a fitting variety for the anti-coriander subspecies. 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
6654 Tonight’s special is a table-side garbage plate. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6655 Well, you did request for your food to be takeout sir. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6656 In an effort to reduce food waste,we offer the all-you-can-eat garbage can special. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
6657 We've fully embraced recycling -- may I make a recommendation? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6658 Me or my evil twin, you decide. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
6659 The “kitchen sink” ice cream item is no longer available, now it’s called the “trash can”. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6660 We've been closed for so long that we've lost all confidence in ourselves - be prepared. 1.1111 0.05594 63 59 1 3
6661 Today’s special is yesterday’s discarded Blue Apron. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
6662 We're proud participants in the city's Upcycled Food program. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6663 For this evening's Special we have some rather choice leftovers. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6664 Time to clean the kitchen. Garbage pick up day tomorrow. Are you ready to order? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6665 This way we save you from digesting the stuff. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6666 Please enjoy an amuse-bouche from our new chef/raccoon. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6667 We’ve run out of everything, but the chef is prepared to make a special “scraperole” just for the two of you. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6668 No special's today. See. They're in the bin. Our temperamental chef strikes again!" 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6669 We are so excited that you chose our eco-friendly, no-waste chef's surprise! He will be out shortly to prepare it at your table. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6670 And here comes our jungle-juice sommelier with an excellent vintage to offer 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
6671 Sorry, we’re still cleaning up after 2020. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
6672 For this next course, we are going to need a bigger bucket..... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6673 Fresh garbage 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6674 Welcome to the new Eleven Madison Park. We'll save you the trouble and bring this tableside now. @elevenmadisonpark 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6675 Today’s special, du garbage 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6676 Todays special is vegan spaghetti with garbage can in the side. 1.1111 0.03514 81 72 9 0
6677 Wearing masks no longer required, but if you'd kindly remove clothing... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6678 For our specials today, we present a twist on the meaning of gastropub fare. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
6679 Don’t worry, we’re an eco friendly restaurant that uses only reusable materials” 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
6680 It's a spécialité française, all americans love it. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
6681 I'm sorry, we can't serve you tonight. My friend here has broken last dishes in the house. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6682 Just in time supplies have been running short of late. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
6683 Here in Rochester, our specialty is the Garbage Plate. Enjoy! 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6684 Sir, Madam, can I box up that bad attitude for you? 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
6685 So, as stated in your contract, I promise this will only take a few seconds. We only need one take. Two at the most. Imagine the views we'll get. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6686 Rest assured ma'am, we Certainly earned that sanitation rating 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
6687 We get paid to take the garbage out and it looks like it's your lucky day. Thank you for your patronage at this difficult staffing time. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6688 We find most of our guests prefer a direct to compost service 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6689 Take the canolis. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6690 Two of our small batch cabernets then. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6691 He heard the Capiol Rioters have been directed to run for political office. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6692 I DID suggest you not order the "special of the day". 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6693 We just couldn't justify the expense of a separate vomitorium. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6694 We somehow never have anyone stay beyond the 90 minute seat limit. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6695 I’m sorry, but I forgot to mention that our specialty tonight was our famous ‘Montezuma’s Revenge’. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6696 It's not necessary to first pass it through your body. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
6697 'If you want trash food, we've got trash food'! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6698 Boris hates when he gets stuck in the vomitorium section 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6699 We rekomend you today's special from freegan menu. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6700 I can’t afford a therapist, because you don’t give me adequate healthcare, so I’m dumping all my baggage on you. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6701 Welcome to the city’s first trash to table restaurant. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
6702 We’re the first compost-to-table restaurant in the tristate area. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
6703 Honestly, you're better-off left out of it. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6704 The appetizers are a drag. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6705 Welcome back to Freegan Vegan, we are now raccoon free” 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6706 Everything is deep find this evening? 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
6707 …and today’s special is Oscár Le Grouçh. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
6708 That’s two orders of One Man’s Trash… fries or salad? 1.1091 0.05609 55 51 2 2
6709 Pardon the housekeeping. We have Chef Gordon Ramsay in the house tonight and he is turning up the heat with our normal kitchen staff. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6710 The chef has prepared his specialty--saumon en bin. 1.1084 0.03434 83 74 9 0
6711 Now that you’re vaccinated, we’re bringing the sights and smells of outdoor dining indoors. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6712 He moonlights for the garbage company 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6713 You will see, they ate it all. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
6714 You can have the yesterday's leftovers. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
6715 Tonight’s Food Fight Night 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6716 We're serving too much food after the pandemic so ... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6717 Janice insists on paying in cash! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6718 We strive to offer a regenerative dining experience -table to farm! Enjoy! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6719 Your doggie bag. Totally forgot. Can you give me a minute? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6720 Please ignore the trash talk and enjoy the recycled food feast. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6721 Did you order croutons with your salad? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6722 Between you and me, this restaurant has gone to trash. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6723 The seafood special was a disaster. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6724 Yes you can already take your doggy bag 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6725 We told Francois he had to live outside in his can until New York hit 70% vaccinations 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6726 Now...my best recommendation is...desert !! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6727 Sorry, we don’t carry Peppa Pig products. Is Sesame Street OK? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
6728 Oh, you’re from Houston? I’ll just let you signal your order to the chef. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
6729 I’m sorry, we are out of the grouper, but you are more than welcome to fish around the trash for some leftovers 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
6730 I'm sorry, those are yesterday's specials. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6731 Your main course should be out shortly. However, I do have some bad news about the salads you just enjoyed.” 1.1071 0.04155 84 77 5 2
6732 Our special for today is last night's chef's surprise. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6733 Tonight's celebrity chef is Oscar the Grouch, of the 'eat local ripe food' movement. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6734 Well, you said you wanted 'Today's Special'." Jim Dexter Methuen, Mas 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6735 Due to limited staff,Luis is bringing you a place to put your scraps. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6736 Sorry, but we’ve just run out of the Veal Oscar 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6737 May we offer you a few delicacies from our very own backyard? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6738 Well that's what "à la mode" means around here. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6739 You're fired, Bob. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6740 We’d like everything and bring a bucket. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6741 And you say this voter fraud was massive ? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6742 We only hire literal thinkers here and Oscar must have overheard you ordering the Rochester garbage plate. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
6743 Nope, nope, it’s not eco friendly, stop talking and eat your damn garbage. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6744 Don't judges it buy the looks, give it a try! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6745 I’m sorry, but your son is trash. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
6746 Would you be interested in the house special? 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6747 Ricardo glared as Jerry once AGAIN entertained HIS guests while Ricardo did all their clean-up… He refused to live in a pigsty, but his therapist was right that this was just abusive. Ricardo prayed something decent had popped up on Zillow overnight. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6748 For the daily special, Pierre will show you the catch of the day. 1.1067 0.04060 75 68 6 1
6749 This evening's special craft cocktail is Wapatui. 1.1067 0.03588 75 67 8 0
6750 We’re not just farm-to-table; your meal goes straight to the compost bin. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
6751 Everything on tonight’s menu is made from reclaimed food. I think Carl is coming around with the specials now… or maybe he’s just emptying the compost. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6752 Sir,you asked why we dropped our Shrimp Pasta and Roasted Cauliflower. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6753 We refer to our unique menu as 'bin browsing.' 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6754 Chef says it's 'swill and slops' night. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6755 Would Madame and Monsieur like to view the menu first? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6756 Here comes the garbage plates you ordered. Enjoy. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6757 Sydney here is our new busboy; he said he had experience. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6758 Sloppy Joes is just a name. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6759 Hello Mona Lisa and Madhatter ,even without the hat. I’m here to make your trashcan dreams come true. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6760 I'm afraid you will need to finish last night's meal before having another thing. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6761 No, I’m not joking...we can refuse to serve you. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6762 I'm sorry, but the refrigerator stopped working. Can I interest you in a fine peanut butter & jelly sandwich? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6763 Chef says it's delightful when paired with a pinot noir. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6764 The bespoke cocktail we pride ourselves on is Tom’s dill pickle martini: finely aged in this aluminum barrel stored in his Kia Rio for 12 months. Aged to perfection. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6765 Hello welcome to the restaurant. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
6766 We are all out of dumpster fires tonight, but could I offer you a trash can flambé? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6767 Are you sure you don’t want to take your leftovers home? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
6768 sorry, we're closed 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6769 Yes sir, we are a farm to table to trash Restaurant. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6770 We’re all out of the kitchen sink, but Maurice will be out momentarily with a carefully curated selection of aged odds and ends.” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6771 Sorry, but at this time of night its only leftovers, 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6772 We have a few things not on the regular menu tonight. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6773 Ah! Here's the House Blush you ordered. I'll be right back with a dipper and some cups. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6774 Or, the lady and the gentleman may relinquish their table and leave by the front door. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6775 We thought you would like to throw today's special directly into the garbage. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6776 The bus staff apologizes for clearing your plates too early. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6777 Tonight, we have the chef's mystery special! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6778 Due to Covid restrictions, the vomitorium is closed, so we have provided you with your very own personal...er...refuse bin. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
6779 On the menu today is a variety of Roadkill…… 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6780 For desert, we offer a convenient cash disposal service, Mr. Dalio. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6781 I’m sorry to inform you, we don’t have the candidate you ordered. The lesser-evil is, however, a popular alternative, as you can see here. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6782 Do you think you two could add wheels so the garbage doesn’t topple out when Phil drags it through the dining room? Unfortunately we only have one door that goes to out to the street. The fire marshal is my future brother-in-law and he is trying to make a good impression with my family so he’s looking the other way about our fire exit situation. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6783 Are we here too late? No, jump right in. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6784 Oh, a well done steak? Well, here’s the trash where you belong. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6785 We are all out of tonight’s special. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6786 Hello, welcome to Oscar’s. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6787 Our waiter just arrived with tonight's fresh harvest, direct from your neighborhood trashfill. Enjoy! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
6788 We about to talk some trash 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
6789 I’m sorry but with the National food shortage this is all we have left. 1.1053 0.04008 76 69 6 1
6790 This morning’s special is a dog’s breakfast 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6791 At Benny's, 'ala carte' has an urban flavor. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6792 Tonight the special is our famed Bourdain fish chowder! 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6793 We start marinating our steaks on Thursdays after 11am pickup. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6794 Dumpster Diving is our menu speciality. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6795 If your order isn't classy, George will escort you out. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6796 Chef is proudly offering last night's special at half-price. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6797 We take pride in our efficiency. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
6798 My apologies. We are happy to package up another doggie bag of your choice. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6799 We ran out of snails,so we had to get creative. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6800 Sir, your prepaid special drone delivery of caviar- alas, a crash ! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6801 The outdoor ambiance provides comfort with indoor dining. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
6802 Our best chef would like to finally reveal himself to you. This is his first public appearance and the both of you should be honored. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6803 Our famed Chef is now into recycled food. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
6804 We do have some canned food we could quickly plate up, since our chef has left for the day. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6805 Due to our inability to hire new staff, I can only offer you yesterday's specials. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6806 Yes, our back-to-normal-health-concern-free menu also includes junk food 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
6807 Bon soir, here at Chez L'Upcycle, Chef requests that our guests choose their ingredients before she works her culinary magic. 1.1039 0.03500 77 69 8 0
6808 Our late night leftovers are tongue tingling delicious. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6809 You look like a person of discerning taste… could you look at customer scraps and perhaps suggest how we may improve? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6810 We streamlined the whole process. "From farm to trash," cutting out "the table" part. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6811 ..and here comes the dinner special now! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6812 We don’t have a violinist, but we do have tin can alley” 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6813 Tonight’s only special is a medley of recycled entrees heaped randomly on your table to be enjoyed without utensils. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6814 Card didn’t go through I’m afraid…Henri is here to collect your return. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6815 Here's why you shouldn't order the oysters! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6816 Welcome to the 99%, may I take your order? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6817 Provenance is so passé’ these days Sir, but if you insist. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6818 Please excuse us but we’ve had problems finding bussers. Taking a positive spin... we have incorporated a ‘remember when you had a service job special?’ & at no extra cost to our patrons 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6819 We apologize for the inconvenience; your order can be a little bin late! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6820 He dumped your foul language. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6821 Oh you guys haven't tried the finest part of the menu yet 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6822 We figured we would save you some space in your fridge and just take care of your left overs right away 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6823 Until they do away with the extra unemployment $$, it’s just me and my brother. Would you rather get it to go? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6824 One man’s trash is another man’s Ossobuco 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
6825 thought we’d bring you some literal garbage because you both apparently enjoy having sex with each other @shittynewyorkercartooncaptions 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
6826 Oscar will show you the wine selection. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6827 We hope you ill enjoy our Compost-to-Table menu 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6828 We have for a limited time today a fine selection our newly refurbished meals 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6829 Yes its' been well over a year since you last dined with us but the Daily Special must still be cooked by our chef in this kitchen, not yours! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6830 Instead of the extra-well-done steak, the chef has a recommendation! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6831 My error. We do have mushrooms and escargot. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6832 Which one of you ordered yesterday’s leftovers? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6833 'Monsieur a mal compris, Jacques, he bring you today's à la can choices.' 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
6834 Tonight’s Special is Compost… 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6835 We like to go beyond just tableside guacamole and caesar salad. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
6836 I’m sorry, we’re about to close. But we do have time to serve leftovers! 1.1026 0.03909 78 71 6 1
6837 I'm sorry, but all of our food got recalled by poison control. 1.1020 0.04369 49 44 5 0
6838 Due to our hurried re-opening, the interim chef is an angry but very discerning racoon... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6839 We bang the can to signal what you're getting for dinner and how fast it will be delivered. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6840 Understand, It’s nothing personal. We just really need the table. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6841 I am so sorry about this, but due to supply chain problems caused by the pandemic shutdown of several suppliers, our offerings tonight are a bit limited. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6842 It's simple. Mondays and Wednesdays we serve from our out door grill and Tuesdays and Thursdays we serve alaketchup 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6843 We've had trouble getting supplies lately so I hope you don't mind leftovers... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
6844 Listen, stop telling them to order trashcan nachos. We are running low on serving plates. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6845 Are you sure you still want that to go? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
6846 We're eco-friendly. We recycle. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6847 I'm sorry Sir, did you say Steak au Poivre, or Steak Povera? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6848 Tonight Chef is featuring a delightful Post-Pandemic`a la Can selection. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6849 We hate you so much we are going to literally feed you trash instead of a fancy meal like you were expecting to get when you walked inside of this fancy restaurant but too bad because we hate you 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6850 The other thing is I've had enough of your trash talk. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6851 We already know what you’ll think of our post-pandemic food, we’re just getting ready... 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6852 Fredo will show you the chef’s special. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6853 We apologise if it was not to your taste sir- but rest assured all our racoon is locally sourced 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6854 We're out of prime rib, but might I interest you in some gently gnawed steak tartare? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6855 We raise recycling to a new level! 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6856 Would madame or monsieur care to recycle? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6857 Materials are on back-order; you may be displeased with dessert. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
6858 Let me guide you through our menu vintage for today" 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
6859 In addition to our farm to table menu items we do have specials from our new reduce, reuse and repurpose menu. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6860 You can either eat the trash or take out the trash. 1.1013 0.03862 79 72 6 1
6861 We dispute your loud claim as to even who couldn't eat our food. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6862 ...Or you can try our economy meal, Yesterday's Special! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6863 Anything to order ? The food is so delicious like a trash..... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6864 Animals and fish have determined that you are in fact disposable, as are we, although they need us, for now, to dispose 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6865 Here’s what the cat dragged in. It’s tonight’s special. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6866 It’s just that the lasagne isn’t as good as we’d like it. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6867 You're not one of those couples with Left Overs Derangement Syndrome, I hope . . . 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6868 Mmm yeah, here it comes. Take a whiff. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6869 But you said you wanted the special. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6870 Would you like to see our trash to table offerings? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
6871 For the special this evening, Chef has selected crumbs from Nancy Pelosi's table. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6872 If you don’t mind changing tables, this one already had been reserved. 1.1000 0.03375 80 72 8 0
6873 you clone yourself once and you get promoted to garbage boy 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6874 Yes, we have osso buco, but it's going fast. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6875 Which one of you threw away your liver tartare! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6876 thought we'd bring out some literal garbage because you seem to love your wife's pussy so much 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6877 Looks like McDonald's is getting desperate 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6878 We're short on kitchen staff. I hope you don't mind if you can clean off your plates before you finish. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
6879 Perhaps you meant to order horderves sir,, not orders. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6880 Don't go to the can. Let the can come to you. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6881 Monsieur, its time for your ‘Just Desserts’! 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
6882 Sir, We don’t have anything freegan on the menu but the Maitre D says our chef can accommodate your dietary preferences just this once 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6883 Fast food? Yes, we serve it as fast as we CAN! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6884 unfortunately our fresh foods have caught virus from you and unfortunately we have to dispose both of you. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6885 We re out of kitchen sink cookies but do have garbage pail pie 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6886 As part of our vegetarian menu tonight, we are offering dumpster diving for vegetables. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6887 We weren’t quite prepared for indoor dining 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6888 Yes, we cook our food in front of customers! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6889 We don’t say “junk food”, think “gourmet self sustaining cuisine”. Sun cooked tomatoes with aged beef anyone? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6890 It’s the NYC version of farm to table 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
6891 ‘Your friends weren’t being dramatic - the food here is trash’ 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6892 ...Rob will show you the desserts we are offering this evening 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6893 It's pronounced 'haute garbage' 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6894 Today's special is a melange of recently fermented greens and my rejected screenplays. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
6895 ...now Oscar doesn't usually engage hecklers, but since you unwisely chose to badmouth Elmo, he's making an exception. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
6896 Unfortunately, we just ran out of ‘The Soup of The Day’ 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
6897 We don’t allow mask anymore! 1.0988 0.03336 81 73 8 0
6898 And now, for the final course at Économie Circulaire, you will be incinerated and used as sprinkles on the next guests’ dessert. Please kindly hop in. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6899 We are out of the fresh caught salmon, but we have a number of other delicious seafood selections. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6900 The wine was wonderful, but we got trashed. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6901 The garbage salad is the speciality of the house 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6902 Thomaz, 86 the Columbus circle clams casino. 1.0986 0.04555 71 66 3 2
6903 My apologies, but your waiter decided to join Oscar The Grouch’s post-pandemic lifestyle. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
6904 Ah here it is, our dessert platter. Choose whatever you like. 1.0986 0.03563 71 64 7 0
6905 We have recently changed our sanitation standards. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6906 Please select your entree from the barrel. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6907 No offense to our new chef, but after your meal, I can almost guarantee you won't be asking for a doggie bag. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6908 Welcome to our farm to table to compost to farm experience! The cycle is complex, but this time I think we’ve got it. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6909 The kitchen is closed but we can offer a selection of our leftover specials. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6910 Our special tonight is farm to table to trash 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6911 The chef hasn’t arrived, but we have some leftovers from yesterday. 1.0984 0.05070 61 57 2 2
6912 Most of our cheese choices are fresh. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6913 Sorry, no Garbage Soup on the menu. We’ve just reopened. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6914 You did say there was a spot on the tablecloth? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6915 And now, Chef Norton will show you the pandemic-inspired specials from our Compost Collection 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6916 Before I give you our menu, I'd like you to see our dinner special. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6917 Tonight’s special took a round-about route - to - table. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6918 He's our Oscar the Crouch. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6919 Fresh from our back-door: raccoon-diet-special for two! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6920 Guess we should have thought twice before starting the Great Indian Voyage 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6921 Oscar the grouch will taking over while I go on my break 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
6922 We’re hoping to attract that Pixar rat to do all of our cooking. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
6923 Tonight’s special, our trash food. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
6924 Good evening. I'm the sommelier, Patrick. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
6925 All entrees come with a side of sanitizer. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6926 Just because we had to close for cv19 doesn't mean we couldn't repurpose the food. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
6927 Commencez avec une petite gout de la Cannes fraiche? 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6928 May recommend starting off with some garbage? 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6929 Tonight’s selection is limited… the neighborhood raccoon had a party last night. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6930 Our special for today is recycled food waste. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6931 You may not be aware that the English translation of our restaurant name, Tue’ sur la Route, is Roadkill. Welcome. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6932 ...and the drinks come straight from our septic tank. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6933 Welcome! Sir, Madam... Please enjoy our house appetizer, it’s on us: today we have an all you can eat “garbage au naturel.” It’s gluten free! 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
6934 I’ll just leave this here because the seating section in the alley is full. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6935 I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave. I've had the valet pull forward with your transportation for the night. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
6936 May I suggest some potato skins?” Douglas Monaghan, Floral Park, New Yor 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6937 Tonight's special is a 'farm to trash' brussels sprouts braised in chitlin ragout with spoiled cheese gratin. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6938 Might I suggest, we skip the meal and go straight to garbage? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6939 It's the latest trend in dining out while on a diet..... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6940 I'm sorry you're dissatisfied with your table, Mr Trailer, but I do believe another spot has just opened up. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
6941 Would you like to start your meal with some Époisses? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6942 We follow a trash-to-table model. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6943 Unfortunately, we no longer offer our farm-to-table menu, but have a trash-to-table option instead. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6944 What's for leftovers? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6945 His first love was the kettledrum. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6946 Honey I woke up last night and had that same nightmare again about what our restaurant would look like post pandemic” 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
6947 Due to shortages, we're going to recycle. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6948 It’s a new concept called ‘forage to table’… 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6949 You’re both trashed 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6950 As you may know, there is a shortage of food going on, but we were able to find some leftovers. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
6951 I'm going take Duke's advice and relearn what we need to know...how to cook with flame in the ally. 🔥 (who won last week's contest, about the fish trophy?) 1.0964 0.03682 83 76 6 1
6952 Filled to the brim with piss & shit, just how you like it. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6953 It's sort of like a blue plate special? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6954 Tonight is our Bulimia special. We will be serving, in one-hour intervals, three complete meals with extravagant desserts. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
6955 we’re trying to terminate our chef and we’re wondering if you could help us out tonight. l d soderlind. minneapolis mn 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
6956 Unfortunately due to wage decreases we could only find Mexicans to cook and of course they only eat out of garbage cans 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
6957 So yeah, we ran out of lobster but you can still get anything you want for free from in there." Age 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6958 ‘Thank you for unknowingly taking part of the contamination by table cloth experiment. We will send you the results.’ 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6959 Inspired by this year’s dumpster fire… 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6960 Look at the funbags on that hosehound 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
6961 I’m sorry, ma’am, but Stacey stole our last bag of potatoes. Can I offer you some pagpag as an alternative? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6962 Deliveries have been a bit slow this week but allow us to show you a medley of last night's specials. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6963 People mistakingly think Garfield predates Heathcliff. I tell you this now, there is but one cartoon orange cat deserving of our love. HARK! The time of the Garbage Ape approaches and you will have the honor of supplicating yourself before his glory. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6964 The chef believes a dessert tray is outdated. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6965 Welcome to GIGO. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6966 Our special today is Dumpster Surprise! 1.0952 0.03640 84 77 6 1
6967 Actually, we aren't out of the filet mingon 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6968 And here comes my brother with his Catch of the Day. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6969 Our local catch of the day is very special tonight. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6970 We are known for our efficiency 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6971 This is a zero-waste restaurant. My colleague will show you the menu. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6972 Platitude of a Tuesday Night. Ordering the happiness cliché. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6973 We’re experimenting with a fine array of deconstructed food since the chef is still WFH. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6974 I'm so sorry, but the rats have overtaken the alleyway and have been getting in through the back door. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
6975 I’m so sorry you didn’t enjoy your date, madame. Let me clear that out of the way for you. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6976 The martinis will be prepared table side with our proprietary shaker. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
6977 We'd like to show you what we think of restaurant critics. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6978 Farm to Table" is so passe, let me introduce you to "Trash to Table" 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6979 We have a special this week. But frankly, I'm not sure you want to hear about it! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6980 The cook burned the menus before she left but I think if you look over the leftovers you'll find something you'll like 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6981 Are you aware that this is a DIY forage restaurant? Henry is coming with your first course. We all hope you’ll find bread and butter and maybe some wilted spinach salad. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6982 We immediately recycle & reuse EVERYTHING here! 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6983 Oh wait. Cancel the 86 on the steak. How do you want that cooked? 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
6984 Excuse me, Mr. Robert, we try your third credit card and isn't work and our cleaner found the truly Mr. Robert dead in the trash, so, I'm afraid I will have to call the cops. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
6985 You have been selected to try the garbage 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6986 Making up for lost time? We’re ready. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6987 May I present our 100-yard menu? 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
6988 I see that business is picking up 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6989 I’m sorry but your dinners were thrown out accidentally. Luckily yours is the only trash in it. May I serve you now? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6990 This gentleman will show you our available offerings this evening. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6991 Today’s farm to fork special features the delicate umami of the compost bin. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
6992 Would you like to give to charity? 1.0941 0.03186 85 77 8 0
6993 You ordered the white trash? 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
6994 Care to unload before you order? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6995 We are changing the menu again, but still have some tasty items from our old menu. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6996 All of this evening’s dessert offerings will be recycled in-house. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
6997 Our ethically sourced compost compote comes with a side order of a billion gently bruised sous vide cicada wings. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6998 Ah, here comes your filet. What’s that? You don’t want the rancid filet from the garbage? Well you should have thought about that before you ratted out our head chef for his involvement in the January 6th riots you soy-boy lib-cuck. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
6999 And todays special is! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7000 Okay so we are out of the lobster thermidor but my colleague is looking to see if he can round some up for you. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7001 You are in luck, every night we have la prise du jour here at cafe l' ordure. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7002 After you've dined he would gratefully accept your generous donation for tomorrow's plat du jour. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7003 Unfortunately it’ll be another 20 min for the soup de jour 😢 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
7004 May I ask what the house dressing is or do I even want to know?" @juliamarsi 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
7005 And will we be having the tableside shlock? 1.0933 0.03878 75 69 5 1
7006 Is COVID proofed, no worries! 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7007 Yes, the specials change every day. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
7008 My name is Claude and I'll be your server this evening. It's Wednesday today, so our specials are a veal chop and sautéed grouper. Also, Wednesday is garbage day. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7009 Sorry, it’s pick your own from the leftovers. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7010 Our Specials today are A LA CARTE. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
7011 Sir, this trash can is for your wifes pussy 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7012 sdvscvsdfac 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7013 I’m sorry, we were not allowed to open yet for business, can you please hide in the bin, we will leave you at the back door. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7014 Here’s the toxic waste you ordered 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
7015 Mes amies, we are not recommending les Couilles de mouton this evening. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7016 Dessert tray? Of course. Garçon! 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
7017 Yes,but the serving size is huge. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7018 Perhaps you'd like to check out our specials. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
7019 Yes, the menu says, 'Exquisite cuisine prepared and served by our professional staff.' It says nothing about presentation. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7020 Today's special is called "Organic bottom 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
7021 Heston Blumenthal’s new menu may have gone too far this time… 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7022 It was a pleasure to have you, can I escort you out now ? 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
7023 Let’s start with the amuse-gueule. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7024 When you hired him to do one job… 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7025 Tonight’s special, served with authentic New York aromatics 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
7026 May I interest you in our Dumpster Diving Special? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
7027 We just received a delivery, the new specials will be out shortly. 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
7028 Well, he didn't exactly use the words human garbage. It was more like dog dribble infected with an incurable strain of the most virulent puss-filled virus on earth. If that helps. 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
7029 Surprised and delighted to see you again. Your record of leftovers inspired a solution you 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
7030 Welcome to Cafe' Compost, may I take your order? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7031 I'm sorry folks, but we've run out of our "Garbage Plate" special. However, Nick here will bring you two plates and utensils and you can create your own. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7032 Here at Cafe’ Gruene we take food waste very seriously; consequently, we will be serving you from a garbage can filled with leftover scraps and morsels left by previous diners. Would you like an appetizer…? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
7033 Our most original and fragrant course: poubelle nouvelle. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7034 We only have our "dine in curb side" menu tonight. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7035 Our special today is déchets à la nourriture 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
7036 This is last night’s buffet leftovers. Two for the price of one. Ira Ross, Orinda, CA 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7037 Of course not. We select only from the barrel 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7038 I would suggest starting with the garbage soup and then enjoying the trash fish. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
7039 Can we get you started with something from the salad bin? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
7040 For your perusal, my colleague is now bringing our freegan menu. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
7041 For the exotic palate, we have tonight’s specialty, garbage a la’ last week. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7042 As you see, we've begun recycling our menus 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7043 We’d like to order leftovers from last night’s order. 1.0909 0.03780 77 71 5 1
7044 I’m afraid our dessert choices are limited tonight. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
7045 We are proud to be part of the ‘recycled food’ movement. Here is today’s special. 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
7046 Waiter whispering in the walkie, " Bin on standby, I repeat, Bin on standby. We have a Puky, I mean, a Picky eater at Table no. 6. Over and out." 1.0897 0.03257 78 71 7 0
7047 Sorry, the menu is down to the scraps. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7048 Our special is reserved for Astros fans 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7049 Sorry,he 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7050 We'll be sending you out! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7051 Sorry, the seafood was just found to have salmonella. Do you care to upchuck the lobster before dessert? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7052 Thank you for your patience, we have ourselves quite short staffed. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7053 Apologies, the dumpster flambé was quite popular this year. Perhaps you’d prefer our classic scream into the void? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7054 Why is it called 'The Odd Couple Linguine'? Because "now it's garbage." 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7055 Here is our newest offering: Reverse Farm-to-Table 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
7056 We can't think of a caption but don't worry; we've had a rummage in the comments section. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
7057 We take a more democratic, bottom-up approach to the farm-to-table craze. Allow us to explain. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7058 This is just a precaution--we're serving some experimental dishes. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7059 Sorry,we just ran out of our Plat du Jour. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7060 I believe the steel for tonight's trash can turkey special was imported from Luxembourg. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7061 He distinctly heard you say, "I'll have the Freegan Lasagna." 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7062 What did you think I meant when I said you’ll have bus your own table? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
7063 It's nice to be open again, but the pandemic has caused a lot of shortages on our menus. Can I suggest some alternatives? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7064 We recently revised our menu adding a buffet table. Monsieur Carl is setting it up... care to wait? 1.0893 0.05270 56 53 1 2
7065 My apologies for the wait. I hope you didn't waste your appetite. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7066 What about today's trending hot garbage specials? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7067 let’s just cut to the chase, you’re going to forget about the doggie bag. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7068 Sorry for the inconvenience the main ingredient for today’s dish is garbage I mean cabbage 🥬 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
7069 It’s the wine chiller for our new post pandemic jumbo bottles collection. 1.0886 0.03218 79 72 7 0
7070 Our house special tonight is whatever you can rustle up from the trash. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7071 The back door is reserved for visiting dogs. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7072 Really, third Groupon this week...have you two seen the first season of 'Breaking Bad'? 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
7073 I'm afraid the waitress forgot to wrap your leftovers. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7074 Why do you think we call it a "Garbage Plate?" 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7075 Dinner 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7076 I'm sorry, I can only offer you leftovers. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7077 Order garbage to be delivered. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7078 My apologies, it turns out we don’t sell the 1984 pinot noir by the bottle 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7079 Please be patient as we work our way back to the quality of service you were accustomed to pre-Covid 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
7080 The steak bone kale compost is an excellent choice. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
7081 The restaurant has just been bought by Guy Fieri... 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7082 Monsieur, You did order the pot au feu. N’est-ce pas? 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
7083 Seconds before the phrase “getting canned” was coined and went viral. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
7084 We have a no-waste policy , he is looking for another job ! 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
7085 We have a gourmand 'garbage in, garbage out' policy. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7086 Oh, we have a regular who likes his cocktail super-sized. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7087 The speciality today: merdre de shit, smoked in genuine barrels. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7088 Mr. Manager, where is bellhop ? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7089 Compliments, from the couple seated in the booth, I believe they are visiting from Houston." 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7090 Your meal will be made from recycled materials. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
7091 Our busboys are hospitalized, so we ask you clear your own plates. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7092 Yes, we do serve vegan" - I know y'all going to "politically correct" this, but worth a sho 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7093 And tonight’s special is compost au gratin... 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7094 „I‘m really sorry we are out of the calamari today. Our specials are farm to table fermented beers aged in a chamber pot“ 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7095 Our enviro-conscious guests, for peace of mind, have been requesting to know where the trash goes 1.0870 0.02954 92 84 8 0
7096 You think our menu is trash? We’ll show you trash. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7097 Sorry Sir.Sorry ma'am. But you're supposed to put your trash in here,first. 1.0870 0.03992 69 64 4 1
7098 Don't waste your calories on the dessert. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7099 Our musician used to coach for the Houston Astros. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7100 Yes, we cheated. But we don't really feel it impacted your meal. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7101 Tonight's special is road-kill and back-alley surprize served with a foul Bordeaux. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7102 If your not sure there’s always beets, just plain old beets. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7103 Actually, it’s still take-out only.” Erica Weingast, NY 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7104 D'aventure, Monsieur, a selection from yesterday's menu? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7105 And our unique sauces are made from the finest ingredients. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7106 Is tonight’s Special a bug hit? Ahh, not really. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7107 Compost is hot now. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7108 Farm to table? Uh…not exactly. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7109 Just saying, some of our meals are better than others! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7110 Tonight we are serving buffet. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7111 Sustainable fare means one man’s thrash is another man’s treasure. Your meal for tonight will be designed from that table’s by product. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
7112 Last call was an hour ago but its been a rough year, what do you fancy? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7113 and tonight we have the finest trash for you, just like you are 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
7114 Howww can you seeee into my eyyyes like open doooors? Leeeading you down into my core, where I've become so numb. Without a soul, my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold until you find it there and lead it…back…home. *inhales sharply* 1.0860 0.03299 93 86 6 1
7115 Dear guests, we currently have a special offer, street food of your choice. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7116 The chef is sick, so I am cooking your food tonight. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7117 This is our bargain serve yourself buffet. Enjoy! 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7118 Would you like to send your order back now? Our cleaning staff is finishing for the evening. 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7119 ‘Why yes, our tasting menu does come with a vomitorium’. 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7120 Thrifted dining 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
7121 We told the new worker to take the trash out ..he took it literally 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
7122 Sparkling, tap or toxic sludge? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
7123 I present the discards of the day? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7124 It's part of our "all you can eat" special. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7125 We're reopening with improved customers. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7126 The chef disappeared. But we have some delicious day old tortellini al sugo. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7127 Our Special today, is Potpourri Casserole, a delicious and creative combination of the very best leftovers, selected from our gourmet kitchen. You hit the right day, as tomorrow is garbage pickup. This is on the house with our compliments!" 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7128 This takes Rochester’s “Garbage Plate” to a whole new level! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7129 It's farm-to-table, with a dumpster in between. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7130 My new waiter, Frank, will tell you about our late night specials. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7131 Would you like a look at our second-usage forage menu? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7132 For the first course, would you like to try our famous garbage pail soup? Arthur Stupay, astupay@dix-eaton.com 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7133 Sure, I’ll upgrade you to the best seats in the house. They symbolise what 2020 meant to us… 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7134 Your main course, titled “America” will tonight be served table side out of a racist garbage can. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7135 And tonight for you anti-Vaxers we have a nice selection of used masks for your protection while you’re here or you can choose the special that comes with a side of jab. I’d take the jab if I were you. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7136 ‘Here at O’Possum My Possum we are dedicated to providing diners with the most authentic experience. Bin appetit!’ 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
7137 And the house special is garbage salad table side. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
7138 May I suggest we first try salt and pepper? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
7139 Corporate's sustainability goals has moved us to try new creative concepts 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
7140 I'm terribly sorry for the confusion, sir. We're bringing a freegan-friendly entree right away. 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
7141 We have done away with the menu card. Just pick what you like. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
7142 So sorry but you have off a bad vibe. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7143 For your 11 pm dinner, we have a do-it-yourself buffet. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7144 Our “catch of the day” is trash fish! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7145 You’re just in time for our gourmet Dunkin’ Divin’ special. Now who wants to go first? 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7146 We've added a new table-side culinary experience inspired by the dumpster fire that was 2020. Please enjoy what the chef calls "petit feu de poubelle". 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7147 Tonight's menu features an assortment of authentic "street-life" selections for your dining enjoyment. 1.0833 0.03474 84 78 5 1
7148 Our garbage salad is the most authentic you will ever find 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7149 Francos will escort to a location more appropriate for your attair. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7150 Luigi's specialty is the garbage can pasta. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7151 It pairs particularly well with a Grammy Beaujolais…and a Lysol chaser 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7152 Gary will be right over to show you our freegan options. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7153 and we charge $10 for the food you waste that can feed 2 more hungry people 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
7154 The Veal Oscar is today’s special. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7155 My apologies for the delay, my Chief is bringing out today's special as we speak. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
7156 The side menus are on the side of the walls or the side of this restaurant sir. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
7157 Try the new 100% organic regurgitated cud! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
7158 Tonight's Special: Leftovers. 1.0822 0.03237 73 67 6 0
7159 The fish went bad six months ago. How about crackers ? Would you like some nice crackers ? 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
7160 For this evening's entree, we offer you your choice of our finest Garbage-of-the-Day. -Lewis Koch, Madison, Wisconsin 1.0822 0.03779 73 68 4 1
7161 we have transparency policy, freshly out of garbage! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7162 Chef does not make changes to his culinary creations, but offers you a unique degustation menu to match your tastes. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7163 You're lucky enough to hit our Reduce, Reuse, Recycle week. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7164 I want to apologize for recommending the garbage pizza. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
7165 Happy Anniversary, complementary reminder of your reception! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7166 And if the date doesn't work out, we have a literal cum dumpster for you, sir 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7167 Our cook needs a boost of confidence. Would you care to give positive feedback on his attempts so far? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
7168 Our special of the night is a melange of favorites... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
7169 While I'm certain your method is superior to Chef Henri's and is quite the "weeknight time saver," we do not prepare our Beef Burgundy in an Instant Pot. We aim to please though and Henri thinks he can improvise. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
7170 our food gets zee second chance. we hope you enjoy it more than the first dinners. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
7171 ‘Since you said we are like f 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
7172 So that will be 2 garbage plates. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7173 … and of course, all of this evening’s specials are from 100% recycled materials. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7174 Our musical performance this evening is a tribute to Stomp. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
7175 The rest of the animals should be here shortly.... 1.0795 0.03321 88 82 5 1
7176 It's our new policy: instead of complaining to the chef, just deposit what you don't like in the garbage can. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7177 Tonight's special is the Steamed Garbage Plate. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7178 We closed an hour ago, but sure, you can see the dessert tray. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7179 I wish I was taller 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
7180 Unfortunately after his latest review our chef has decided to take himself out with the trash 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7181 Welcome to Rochester. May I recommend our specialty. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7182 Instead of bringing a box for your left overs, I already brought what you’re going to put them in later 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
7183 ...and the Steak Oscar for madame. 1.0794 0.04693 63 60 1 2
7184 I'm sorry but no tip for him means off to the tip for you. Your choice. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
7185 You did NOT finish dinner, which means no dessert! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
7186 It’s a lot of garbage really 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7187 I'm afraid because of supply chain issues we have scaled back our menu to dumpster dive selections du jour. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7188 All the immigrant workers in the fields have Covid and no insurance for vaccinations! We've had to resort to Dumpster Diving for tonights's special? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7189 To add authenticity to Chef Fieri’s nachos, we use a real garbage can. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7190 Here at Les Restes de Nourriture restaurant, we believe in building the immune system through rigorous bouts of botulism 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7191 I won’t refuse dessert. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7192 Your payment has been refused, so I ask you to return the dishes you have consumed in this receptacle, thank you 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
7193 The High Meat is ripe tonight but the Casu Martzu is our special of the evening. 1.0779 0.03075 77 71 6 0
7194 We recycle the chef's choice every 28 days. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7195 I'm sorry, but your wife makes me wanna vomit. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7196 Due to continuing Green vegan protests, the delivery trucks cannot get through so we are offering your choice of our finest, locally caught, dumpster kill. I highly recommend the Gray Rat Gazpacho with Kimchi. Highly carbon neutral. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7197 When we say “Garbage Plate” we mean it. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
7198 this is just in case you start to feel a lil’ queasy after your meals, it happens sometimes. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
7199 Dear Sir/Madam, you didn’t finish your meal so now you need to get in the bin. #foodwaste #customerisalwaysright 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7200 You know the drill Harold. We wouldn’t want to have Mrs. Chapman repeating herself, would we? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7201 All of our food is organic and dump-to-table. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
7202 I'm afraid we canned the dishwasher. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
7203 A short cut to the chum bucket 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7204 Our aged greens salad is presented shaken on cloth as part of our traditional trash-to-table tasting menu. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7205 Maybe you'll want to reconsider that "l prefer my first choice better" thing 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
7206 Our avant-garde recycling theme allows you to pick out your own main course rat. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
7207 Here at Luigi's, we believe-a so much in transparency, Antonio will demonstrate how me make-a the sausage. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7208 And now Claus will go over our locally sourced specials. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7209 Sorry, sir, our establishment did not survive the pandemic. Everything here tonight must go into the dumpster. 1.0746 0.03235 67 62 5 0
7210 May I present the Soup de Jour. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7211 Here you have young couple. Something that wasn't surely served in my days 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
7212 And to end the night, we have a popular choice, La Garbaage. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7213 we got a call when the current staff wanted a living wage and vacations 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
7214 Champagne, yes, but not a Nebuchadnezzar! 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7215 Who farted? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7216 It appears what you ordered/mentioned belong in our special collection... 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
7217 We have an excellent selection of trash fish. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
7218 Our trash can nachos; made with authentic trash. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7219 Welcome to L'Enfer. Frank's his way over now with a delightful amuse bouche of 'Blanquette de Garbage' 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7220 Our French chef quit and was replaced by an American one, the meat you are being served expired either on January 12th or will expire on December 1st. Do let us know if you start feeling sick. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7221 The age of Fascism and Identity Crisis. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7222 The key to a sustainable future? It’s reverse logistics! 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
7223 Are you sure you prefer your bread stale? 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7224 He didn't push the wine list hard enough. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7225 Great news.....Lobster shells are now recyclable. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
7226 The waiter is bringing your entree. It's entirely organic. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7227 I hate working in this place , all we serve is garbage. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7228 ...and our menu changes day-to-day because everything is locally sourced. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
7229 He's just a striking waiter. It's allowed under the liberal interpretation of freedom of speech 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7230 We've changed chefs. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
7231 The special today at the No Waste Recliclying Restautant, or NWRR: Vomit in the bin. We will see what's useful, reheat it, add some house sauce and serve it on the palm of your hands 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7232 The raccoon diet is the latest viral trend 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7233 I'm sorry but it's time to take out the trash 1.0714 0.03709 70 66 3 1
7234 As a courtesy of the house we are inviting one of you to a free dinner in the dark. 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
7235 My sincerest apologies for the wait; but on a related note, I am proud to announce that we have recently become completely vegetarian. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7236 ...and for you, sir, the lady chose the menu 'à la dumb you' 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7237 Part of our mandate as a zero-waste restaurant is to show you where your waste goes if you don’t finish your meal. 1.0704 0.03058 71 66 5 0
7238 It’s the bin only for uneaten meals. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7239 You may choose from our buffet container, Bon appetit …. 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
7240 Our zero-calorie diet lets you have anything on the regular menu... temporarily. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7241 My apologies about the hair in your meal, sir. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7242 Two garbage plates,coming right up! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7243 We’re short-staffed, but I get as many hand-sanitizing breaks as I need. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7244 Did I tell you I've started doing cross-fit? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
7245 Order Water and Not Coke 1.0698 0.03220 86 81 4 1
7246 This is your last chance for the combo special. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7247 Choose something locally sourced from our eco-friendly dessert cart. 1.0694 0.03017 72 67 5 0
7248 Sir, ma'am, I am sorry but one of you must get into the trash can. The capacity of the restoran is almost full. 1.0694 0.03607 72 68 3 1
7249 You said you wanted the cheapest thing on the menu so... 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7250 And now I present Pierre, sous chef for our recycled menu. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7251 Garbage á la mode? At once, Madame, Monsieur. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7252 Farm to table, table to can. Get over it 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
7253 We've all been living here since March. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7254 What started as a side hustle became an emerging bistro trend: boomer compost accelerator 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7255 Trust me, at this rate in a few years these will be the finest foods produced by Earth 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7256 Sir, this will be the first of its kind in the New York hospitality scene. we think putting the restaurant’s trash in an actual container instead of on the street may improve the odor. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
7257 And, I would like show you the chef’s special for this evening . . . 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7258 The Kitchen Porter, our Sous Chef, is bringing you a sample of his daily special. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7259 Tonight the chef is preparing rescued leftovers. All you can eat. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7260 Apologies. All dishes would be on the house then. We'll accommodate your trash talk, too. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
7261 I'm sorry sir, but we require formal evening attire. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
7262 Oh, yes. Garbage is very popular this time of year. 1.0676 0.03512 74 70 3 1
7263 You might remember our speciality from last year! 1.0676 0.02938 74 69 5 0
7264 It means that the food here is garbage 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7265 The additional fee for dining in this evening will be added to your bill 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
7266 Some of the customers complained there was no longer outside seating. Just adapting to the new, new normal. 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7267 Are they part of the trash? 1.0667 0.02900 75 70 5 0
7268 Yes, we knew he was a grouch when he arrived, but Oscar also knew what he did was grounds for ejection.” 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
7269 The evening special is to cut straight to the detox… with a very special potion 1.0658 0.02863 76 71 5 0
7270 The kitchen is closed but feel free to veg out on yesterday’s pasta primavera. 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7271 I'm going to tell the other customers to can it 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
7272 Your “dumpster to table” main course is here. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
7273 Sir, Madam, your tableside trashamole service. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
7274 I’m afraid we’ve already sold our last Le Grincheux. May I suggest the cuisses de grenouille? 1.0649 0.02827 77 72 5 0
7275 We are out of the special. I'll prove it to you. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7276 Yes, well, they've got garbage too. At least we get rid of ours! 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7277 Tonight, a liquid-like cabbage head, tinged with rust-colored flair. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7278 Yes, our trash collector is freshly picked from our very own hobo garden, nicely dressed in bow tie and dinner jacket. 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7279 We have a trashy addition à la carte 1.0645 0.03145 62 58 4 0
7280 Gas|tro|stro|phe, the: Gastronomy in catastrophic condition 1.0645 0.03896 62 59 2 1
7281 For your culinary pleasure, Bistro Rivoli is now offering a special on yesterday's specials. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
7282 We'd like to offer you a free, partially-eaten dessert of your choice. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
7283 And we're just bringing out your tossed salads. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7284 ‘May I recommend our famous House Garbage Salad to start?” 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7285 Would you like to be recycling, or garbage? 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7286 For a change of pace this evening, try our Tableside Trashcan Punch, served extra dirty. 1.0635 0.03835 63 60 2 1
7287 In Rochester, the Special is the garage plate. 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7288 . Ok, we can crop something so specific only from our "backup reserve". 1.0635 0.03097 63 59 4 0
7289 In fact, we HAVE received the food I ordered specifically for you. Food passing all safety inspections, precisely as you specified to us. As I tried to explain to you earlier, however, none meets with CDC approval we must abide 1.0625 0.03776 64 61 2 1
7290 Or you may try our LEFTOVERS DU JOUR 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7291 Chef threw the last Beef Wellington in the trash. If that is what you really want, I'll let you judge for yourself. 1.0625 0.03253 80 76 3 1
7292 Good News! The Bouillabaisse was last night’s special, but the chef has put something special together for you. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7293 Welcome to 'Privilege'. We're offering a prix fixe to showcase the culinary experience of 1 in 7 households in America... 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7294 Today's special is right out of the can. 1.0625 0.03050 64 60 4 0
7295 We are closing. Try to understand Sir. As an onion, a steak or a brioche bun are all delicious and very much unique from one another. Once past their use by date and placed in the trash they all become, just, well.. Let Mr. Vermoushe here explain. 1.0617 0.03213 81 77 3 1
7296 I recommend a red Bordeaux. St. Julien. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7297 The Chef’s tasting menu has just been announced 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7298 When you said "check, please," we looked everywhere we could, but I'm afraid we've lost your child. 1.0615 0.03004 65 61 4 0
7299 Well we haven’t bevel tried it yet 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7300 Our Sous-Chef will now showcase today’s specials. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7301 We'll bring out the wine to sniff in a moment. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
7302 Reservation was under the name Oscar, the famous one 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7303 I'm sorry, sir, but evidently the meal you both ordered included the emetic option by mistake. 1.0606 0.03663 66 63 2 1
7304 We're having a hard time finding kitchen staff so tonight's special is foraged from the alley. 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7305 So, we have a new surprise special tonight. Comes free of charge, with a salad. And if you feel like throwing up after... good news is you will not have to pay for your dinner tonight 1.0606 0.02960 66 62 4 0
7306 I RECOMMEND "BOTTOM OF THE BARRELL" TONIGHT 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7307 The rotten cabbage and moldy leeks in your first course is quite deliberate and, I assure you, totally probiotic. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
7308 no, we do not serve hamburgers here, you turd-infested poltroon. i hope whatever maggot-infested shit heap you were raised in is destroyed, as is your mother’s malformed womb. if you breed i pray that child learns the consequence of your ignorance. 1.0597 0.04189 67 65 0 2
7309 We source the lobster from Fukushima. 1.0597 0.03609 67 64 2 1
7310 You will be happy to know that we have a new soup du mois starting today! 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7311 I'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination. Sashay away. 1.0597 0.02916 67 63 4 0
7312 Can I interest you in some garbishe? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7313 No Sir, that is not the standard serving size 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
7314 We can assure you that you will not get food poisoning. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7315 As you will see, the baby was found fresh today. 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7316 Date turns Hate on the waiter 1.0580 0.02834 69 65 4 0
7317 Don't worry. His shift ends before your dinner will be served. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7318 Today it is on us,so feel free to pick whichever hors d'oeuvres you like. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7319 When your father in law asks for a galvanized trash can for Father’s Day @jackieosborne29 1.0571 0.02794 70 66 4 0
7320 The ‘special’ deserves a second look. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7321 Yes, we have a fine selection of house wines. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7322 Our chef is experimenting with farm-to-table cookery. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7323 My apologies, the trash room is at capacity so we have to go through the dining room. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7324 My sincere apologies, the ratatouille has gone off. 1.0563 0.02756 71 67 4 0
7325 and now for the main course, organic local dumpster dive steak 1.0563 0.03409 71 68 2 1
7326 Please, don’t order the meatballs. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7327 Sir, we serve best garbage food ... 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7328 Welcome Monsieur and Madam, would you like to start off with our new chef's special which he has prepared using a variety of kitchen specialties. He calls it the un-appetizer." 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7329 No. Our lobster roll hasn't gone up in price. It's just not as fresh-from-the-ocean as you're used to expecting. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7330 Looks like Oscar the Grouch isn't on the menu. 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7331 You can find that in our special rat menu 1.0541 0.02647 74 70 4 0
7332 I'm sorry, but we are out of the soup of the day. Would you like to try our swill of the month? 1.0536 0.03964 56 54 1 1
7333 Your 'salade a la forage' will now be served 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7334 And tonight's special is 'scraping the bottom of the barrel' 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7335 With masks no longer encumbering your involuntary bodily responses, we’re re-introducing the barf barrel. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7336 It’s our new recycling program. All masks, gloves and wipes to repurposed for our tablescape. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7337 Today's special is yesterday's leftovers." Jack Shepherd, Hopkinsville, Kentuck 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7338 If you brought your own food - put it there 1.0526 0.02578 76 72 4 0
7339 Here we do things in reverse: we will put the remains on your plate, for you to puke on. Spit in you glass, and we’ll pour it in a bottle. It’s about time you gave back to society. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7340 The is a farm to table to landfill restaurant. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7341 We can serve you what we normally give black people, but we have to charge you extra. 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7342 I told you this was authentic street food... you can even settle the tab with glass bottles and loose cigarettes! 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7343 Per management, this must now accompany your wafer thin mint. 1.0513 0.02514 78 74 4 0
7344 We need to move you to a different table so we can set this one up. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7345 You'll have to defeat the maître d' in a hardcore, falls-count-anywhere match if you want to learn more about tonight's specials. 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7346 Dishwashers? We prefer GARBAGE DISPOSAL! 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7347 „Now that you are covid-free, you just garbages down anything we put in front of you.“ 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7348 Sorry I seem off today. My wife and I are getting a divorce 1.0500 0.02837 60 57 3 0
7349 Sorry, it’s leftovers night! 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7350 Oysters Rockefeller is our special and Steve is our disgruntled employee. 1.0492 0.02792 61 58 3 0
7351 Our Mitchell star chef heard that you wanted ketchup, so this how your meal will served. 1.0492 0.03641 61 59 1 1
7352 Uhmmmm, sorry…… We’re out of trash. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7353 It’s the chefs special for the day. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7354 Yeah, well have to worry about our waste too buddy. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7355 Our chef believes in no waste. Please select what you want to eat from the garbage can and our chef will make your dinner. 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7356 We also have some specials on our ‘sustainable menu’ 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7357 Today's theme is 'Ocean's delight' 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7358 Zerowaste is so 2018, we are now offering a whole new attractive “Eatmywaste” menu 1.0484 0.02747 62 59 3 0
7359 Your server this evening will be Umberto. First, for your enjoyment, he would like to play his original composition, 'Suite for Unaccompanied Garbage Can & Lid in f-Minor.' Gratuities are not required, but appreciated. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7360 Bus boys busy bussing insist on getting ahead of the curve. 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7361 Yes,Our special is “see what you eat” dish. Its quite popular in here too 1.0476 0.02705 63 60 3 0
7362 Although the Health Department unfortunately closed our kitchen, we wanted to give you your choice of what we WOULD have been serving you. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7363 Correct, not 'farm to table' its 'trash to table' 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7364 Hope our repurpose fulfills your wine chilling request ......? 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7365 Your order should be ready, shortly. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7366 Unfortunately, we are fresh out of locally sourced meals this evening. 1.0469 0.02663 64 61 3 0
7367 Our special tonight reflects the street menu that Covid made fashionable 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7368 Today's special: Garbage casserole with a hint of rancid Pecorino. 1.0455 0.03367 66 64 1 1
7369 Due to a staffing shortage, we must ask for your help bussing the table. 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7370 I'm sorry to inform you we can't find Oscar and we promised Melinda we wouldn't trash her, so... 1.0455 0.02584 66 63 3 0
7371 The chef begs to differ with your characterization of his bouillabaisse as “garbage” 1.0441 0.02509 68 65 3 0
7372 Sorry for the delay. There was a mild disturbance in the kitchen.” #curbyourenthusias 1.0435 0.02473 69 66 3 0
7373 Apologies, but we have just run out of our special today which was pan seared Grouch with micro-greens. However, we still have our roasted saffron encrusted Bird. 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
7374 The Time's food critic recommended it 1.0429 0.02438 70 67 3 0
7375 Would you like to hear the specials from the Leftovers Menu? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7376 Today’s special is …. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7377 All of our ingredients are sustainably sourced from the local landfill. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7378 who's next? ..to be Oscar the Grouch? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7379 I demand to speak to your manager!" she says. "I'll drag him out here,"he says 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7380 TheExecutive Chef's name is Marc Shovels and he brings everything out in a green egg. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7381 our menu is as locally sourced as can be 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7382 Here comes our menu for bad tippers. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7383 We're out of plates and utensils, but you can eat right out of the can. And you don't need to wear a facemask while you're eating. 1.0345 0.02417 58 56 2 0
7384 Please excuse the lack of a menu and place wettings, but we like to treat our guests as garbage. 1.0323 0.02262 62 60 2 0
7385 No, you can't have dessert until you eat up all your veggies. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
7386 My apologies sir. We have no a la carte menu. May I recommend today’s special? The offal supreme Platter. 1.0317 0.02227 63 61 2 0
7387 Now Hiring All Positions! Thank you for your patience & understanding as we reopen. 1.0303 0.02126 66 64 2 0
7388 Monsieur, we sincerely apologize but are out of dessert this evening. Lucky for you, I am a big fan of American culture and know that smashing this complimentary aluminum trash can over our garcon's head will suffice. On the house, of course. Enjoy. 1.0290 0.02034 69 67 2 0
7389 And madam the buffet will overwhelm you. 1.0282 0.01978 71 69 2 0
7390 Can we interest you in the garbage plate? @faiseydaisy 1.0278 0.01950 72 70 2 0
7391 Sorry for the mix-up Mr. Pundha, but I must hold this table for a Mr. T. Panda. 1.0192 0.01942 52 51 1 0
7392 All the applicants left their originality and creativity in the trash bin and that's why you will have to leave the building without finding the best person for the job. Sorry dear interviewers. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0