Contest #729


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729

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “We can’t be overthrown, but we can be swayed.”
  2. “We’ll show those Ottomans.”
  3. “How long can we maintain this balance of power?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-10-18T20:21:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-11-01T21:23:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-10-26T20:23:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 2, 2020
Number of captions 5795
Number of responses 902767
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We can’t be overthrown, but we can be swayed. 2.1137 0.00647 14418 3619 5540 5259
1 Now is the winter of our discount tent. 1.9681 0.00721 13233 4766 4123 4344
2 Gotta be honest, I’m relieved this is what you meant by ‘hanging.’ 1.9340 0.00731 11553 3973 4369 3211
3 She got the throne in the divorce. 1.9279 0.00752 11116 3927 4064 3125
4 We’ll show those Ottomans. 1.9160 0.00734 11998 4426 4154 3418
5 I'm swingin' in the reign, just swinging in the reign.... 1.8878 0.00736 11890 4569 4086 3235
6 It was called FLÄRDTHRÖNE on the IKEA website...I didn't realize until after assembling. 1.8576 0.01030 6180 2527 2006 1647
7 The swing vote put us in. 1.8506 0.02056 1352 502 550 300
8 It's comfy, but the throne had a cup holder. 1.8351 0.00806 8849 3390 3528 1931
9 We should have gotten the king size. 1.8310 0.00840 8424 3337 3174 1913
10 In the future they'll remember me as the king of swing. 1.8246 0.01236 3832 1517 1470 845
11 'Game of Hammocks' just doesn't have the same ring. 1.8243 0.00993 6254 2576 2201 1477
12 When they said I’d have to give up the throne I took it as a metaphor. 1.8233 0.00927 6537 2516 2660 1361
13 If you lean too far left, the monarchy will fall. 1.8186 0.00865 7920 3195 2967 1758
14 How long can we maintain this balance of power?” 1.7975 0.00994 5541 2191 2281 1069
15 Give up the throne – that's EXACTLY what you said. 1.7755 0.00903 7008 2966 2649 1393
16 Okay, maybe if we both try to get out at the same time. 1.7562 0.00945 6207 2661 2398 1148
17 Once the plague dies down, we'll take a real vacation. 1.7540 0.00972 6093 2688 2216 1189
18 At some point, the giant will want his face mask back. 1.7380 0.02304 1168 555 364 249
19 Lately, I've been less like 'Off with his head' and more like 'Whatever.' 1.7375 0.01065 4907 2179 1837 891
20 Being overthrown is seeming more and more likely. 1.7373 0.02069 1279 562 491 226
21 They think we're relaxing. They don't know we can't get out. 1.7329 0.00991 5638 2516 2112 1010
22 Isn’t this easier for our subjects to overturn us? 1.7184 0.01017 5391 2474 1961 956
23 When you said swinging might spice things up, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.7090 0.01131 4367 2040 1558 769
24 And from this day forth, I shall be known as Ivan the Casual. 1.7059 0.01314 3410 1652 1109 649
25 And you're going to love what I've done with the moat. 1.7031 0.01537 2351 1105 839 407
26 You’re never going to Home Depot alone again. 1.6976 0.01300 3466 1697 1120 649
27 Please tell me you have the remote 1.6940 0.01213 3856 1865 1306 685
28 I asked Alexa to order ham hocks. 1.6894 0.01588 2534 1325 671 538
29 The Swedish king gave it to me. It’s from a province called IKEA 1.6863 0.00988 5671 2739 1972 960
30 I'm measuring us for a burial shroud - it's from Turin. 1.6841 0.01390 3571 1974 751 846
31 And if the King of France jumped off a cliff would you do that, too?!!!" 1.6828 0.01515 2475 1220 820 435
32 Unless we act in unison we will both be overthrown 1.6749 0.01042 5004 2438 1755 811
33 We're swingin' in the reign, just swingin' in the reign ... 1.6732 0.01112 4761 2434 1449 878
34 To be honest, I was a little worried when I heard that Parliament voted to suspend the monarchy. 1.6730 0.01481 2468 1203 869 396
35 When you say swing to the left, you mean my left. Right? 1.6686 0.01462 2640 1327 861 452
36 I meant to order a ham hock. 1.6590 0.01081 4915 2536 1519 860
37 This felt different in Costa Rica. 1.6571 0.01834 1642 831 543 268
38 We are not amused. 1.6477 0.01020 6213 3488 1426 1299
39 No, this does NOT make us a swing State. 1.6437 0.01250 3469 1778 1149 542
40 Well, it’s better than that waterthrone we had in the 70s 1.6290 0.02186 1167 622 356 189
41 It will make more sense once the margaritas arrive. 1.6131 0.01410 2582 1355 871 356
42 Whoever thought our royal asses would end up in a sling? 1.6044 0.01411 2806 1558 800 448
43 First the no clothes debacle then that four and twenty blackbird fiasco and now this. 1.6032 0.01770 1734 951 520 263
44 It’s a thrönē from IKEA. 1.6021 0.01208 3692 2021 1119 552
45 Can you believe it? On Airbnb they’re calling this a 1 bedroom King. 1.5987 0.01584 2133 1170 649 314
46 When the novelty wears off, we can store it next to the royal exercise bike. 1.5982 0.01656 1854 993 613 248
47 No. 1.5968 0.01742 2195 1352 376 467
48 I dont know how to get out either. You executed the designer. 1.5800 0.01504 2338 1315 690 333
49 Remember those guys who sold me the 'new clothes?" 1.5799 0.02269 1014 567 306 141
50 It’s a lot harder to ascend the hammock. 1.5779 0.01683 1803 1001 562 240
51 And you thought you could not be swayed... 1.5769 0.01693 1709 933 566 210
52 Just because it’s a wedding present doesn’t mean we have to use it. 1.5708 0.01570 1906 1032 660 214
53 I’d abdicate if I could get up.” 1.5670 0.01621 1940 1096 588 256
54 I have to use the throne. 1.5666 0.01897 1516 884 405 227
55 Won’t this make it harder to act like we’re paying attention to their problems? 1.5663 0.01550 2029 1125 659 245
56 Don't expect to produce an heir to the throne in this contraption, my Lord! 1.5659 0.03540 440 258 115 67
57 I'm not so much worried of being overthrown, as falling out. 1.5617 0.01844 1451 815 457 179
58 And you swear I still look just as powerful? 1.5611 0.01631 1777 981 595 201
59 What else do the simple folk do? 1.5583 0.02090 1166 668 345 153
60 You should have thought of that before we got in. 1.5511 0.01764 1586 907 484 195
61 I don't know..."Game of Hammocks" doesn't sound quite right. 1.5464 0.01841 1563 929 414 220
62 The Duke of Ellington was correct. It don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing. 1.5459 0.02319 991 591 259 141
63 When I heard that the monarchy would soon be hanging in a delicate balance, it thought that was just a figure of speech. 1.5446 0.02217 942 530 311 101
64 No, you get out first 1.5424 0.01852 1473 863 421 189
65 This was the jester's idea, wasn't it? 1.5404 0.01803 1399 787 468 144
66 When did we become a swing state? 1.5381 0.01938 1390 832 368 190
67 I was fourth in line for the throne but first in line for the hammock. 1.5364 0.01938 1279 741 390 148
68 You just couldn't shut up about the pea, could you? 1.5347 0.02273 1038 632 257 149
69 I’m worried this could make me easier to overthrow. 1.5305 0.01950 1244 723 382 139
70 It’s comfy and all, but I’m really not sure if it projects authority. 1.5266 0.02000 1147 663 364 120
71 Plus, no one's ever had to abdicate a hammock. 1.5243 0.02101 1112 663 315 134
72 I guess the revolutionaries were serious about "abolishing the throne." 1.5241 0.02076 1141 681 322 138
73 Ham hock I said, “ham hock”! 1.5235 0.02125 1127 683 298 146
74 I told you to order Hemlock 1.5221 0.02204 1111 692 258 161
75 Stop trying to sway me. 1.5217 0.02118 1081 644 310 127
76 Hey, watch the crown jewels. 1.5217 0.02186 1060 643 281 136
77 This is not what I expected when I heard you were "The King of Swing". 1.5216 0.02145 1087 656 295 136
78 ...then she told me to get rid of anything that doesn’t bring me joy... 1.5213 0.02127 1078 644 306 128
79 What can I say, the throne just didn't spark joy 1.5204 0.02160 1080 655 288 137
80 Should we ask the guard for a push? 1.5143 0.02165 945 550 304 91
81 And, pray tell, what else did you find on Lord Craig's list? 1.5141 0.02235 990 602 267 121
82 And what else, p'rchance, didst thou findeth on this Listeth of Craigge? 1.5140 0.02279 965 590 254 121
83 This is so us -- getting into something we can't get out of. 1.5126 0.02289 913 549 260 104
84 The Americans always bring the best gifts. 1.5117 0.02290 901 540 261 100
85 No, I order you to get up first! 1.5095 0.02198 944 560 287 97
86 It’s the latest in contraceptive devices. 1.5071 0.02356 913 567 229 117
87 I also got us standing desks. 1.5064 0.02262 855 502 273 80
88 Was it the same guy who sold you those 'clothes'? 1.5057 0.02397 874 542 222 110
89 So, are we a pair of Kings or two Jokers? 1.5034 0.02378 870 537 228 105
90 It's all about inconspicuous wealth these days. 1.5012 0.02261 836 491 271 74
91 I get that we have to be six feet apart, but does your mother really need the axe? 1.4994 0.02471 829 521 202 106
92 We should have gotten the king-sized one. 1.4982 0.02378 819 498 234 87
93 They say one wrong move could topple the kingdom. 1.4978 0.03330 448 280 113 55
94 What are the chances of producing an heir with this set-up? 1.4969 0.02465 805 501 208 96
95 Stop at once, for The King shall not be swayed 1.4957 0.02465 805 504 204 97
96 It’s like a throne, but without the dignity. 1.4914 0.02437 759 462 221 76
97 Game of Hammocks doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.4914 0.02594 757 483 176 98
98 Is this what they mean when they say monarchy is hanging by a thread? 1.4911 0.02492 727 443 211 73
99 The signing of the Treaty of Hammock, 1642. It was successful for a brief period, but ultimately broken when one party tried to get out. 1.4900 0.02499 751 465 204 82
100 I thought we would have better furniture by the time we got married 1.4900 0.02480 747 459 210 78
101 I told you, Rex, you can’t just buy something on eBay because it says “fit for a king!” You HAVE to make sure there’s a photo attached. 1.4884 0.02589 735 465 181 89
102 I think you took this "Summer Palace" concept a bit too far. 1.4860 0.02464 716 434 216 66
103 Well the first six wives really liked it. 1.4852 0.02585 676 416 192 68
104 I'm worried about the swing vote. 1.4843 0.02520 700 429 203 68
105 Just because something's on sale doesn't mean you have to buy it. 1.4840 0.02585 688 427 189 72
106 Just like your family - way too comfortable and impossible to get out of. 1.4839 0.02504 684 414 209 61
107 I think we've been throne out. 1.4835 0.03363 455 295 100 60
108 Are you SURE we're 6' apart? 1.4835 0.02600 697 437 183 77
109 Now they’ll have to call the show ‘Game of Hammocks’ 1.4808 0.02660 676 428 171 77
110 Why be king if you can't be comfortable. 1.4807 0.02517 672 408 205 59
111 Damn Ikea. I guess a "thrøn" isn't what I thought it was. 1.4798 0.02694 667 425 164 78
112 Next time you want to send the thrones out for reupholstering can you wait till I'm out on a crusade? 1.4774 0.02625 643 398 183 62
113 No, you come in on "Gently down the stream"... 1.4768 0.02726 625 394 164 67
114 I didn't think Parliament would actually follow through with suspending the monarchy. 1.4760 0.02672 605 372 178 55
115 I seriously doubt anyone is going to tune in and watch "Game of Hammocks. 1.4759 0.02661 643 403 174 66
116 Summer’s over – we should get back to the winter palace. 1.4758 0.02631 641 398 181 62
117 It’s certainly more comfortable, but I think the thrones had more gravitas. 1.4751 0.02637 623 384 182 57
118 Did you keep the receipt? 1.4742 0.02685 620 387 172 61
119 Then we put up that Zoom backdrop with the palm tree when he calls and tell him we beat him to the New World. 1.4739 0.02833 593 379 147 67
120 But, Dear, you complained about that pea in our last bed. 1.4736 0.02726 625 396 162 67
121 Dad, heir to the hammock just doesn't cut it with the ladies. 1.4732 0.02729 615 388 163 64
122 This is precisely why Dad says you're not ready. 1.4728 0.02696 607 378 171 58
123 The future of our kingdom lies in the balance. 1.4705 0.02699 593 368 171 54
124 I suppose worse things can happen when you misspell ‘hemlock’. 1.4704 0.02860 591 382 140 69
125 Hey, look on the bright side, you weren't born during the Ottoman Empire. 1.4703 0.02768 606 386 155 65
126 I guess we're the swing vote 1.4703 0.02647 606 374 179 53
127 When’s the last time you had a pedicure? 1.4699 0.03918 332 219 70 43
128 Do I stutter? I said I wanted a large ham hock. 1.4691 0.02861 599 390 137 72
129 Probably time to get out the winter throne. 1.4688 0.02792 593 378 152 63
130 I've burned your L.L. Bean catalog. 1.4687 0.02850 591 382 141 68
131 I think it's your turn to get out first. 1.4679 0.02744 592 373 161 58
132 'The Throne repair chap said 2 weeks - but that was before COVID...' 1.4667 0.02840 585 377 143 65
133 This is comfy - we should've let your brother sieze the throne years ago 1.4667 0.02799 585 373 151 61
134 Well, it IS the summer palace. 1.4664 0.02738 581 364 163 54
135 All I'm saying is this is how revolutions begin. 1.4663 0.02788 579 367 154 58
136 It seemed like a great idea at 3:00 AM when I was watching the infomercial. 1.4638 0.02774 567 357 157 53
137 I think there's room for one concubine. 1.4625 0.02787 560 353 155 52
138 You can't be a king - if you ain't got that swing. Doo wah, doo wah, doo wah, doo wah! 1.4622 0.02970 556 366 123 67
139 The thrones weren’t sparking joy. 1.4622 0.02859 556 356 143 57
140 I'm known as the Sultan of Swing 1.4608 0.02885 549 353 139 57
141 How many kings would a king-sling sling if a king-sling could sling kings? 1.4607 0.03028 547 364 114 69
142 It looked like a lot more fun on the infomercial. 1.4595 0.02820 531 333 152 46
143 Let me guess, the ad said ‘fit for a king’ didn’t it? 1.4579 0.02931 522 335 135 52
144 This alliance can only work if you move to the right when I move to the left. 1.4566 0.02886 530 339 140 51
145 How about next 'Casual Friday' we just wear jeans? 1.4565 0.03933 322 215 67 40
146 Did you see the fly on his head? 1.4563 0.03084 515 342 111 62
147 The Duke says, It Don't Mean a Thing, If It Ain't Got That Swing 1.4561 0.02996 524 343 123 58
148 What next, become a democracy? 1.4561 0.02846 524 331 147 46
149 How in the world did you lose our thrones in a poker game? 1.4558 0.03025 520 342 119 59
150 Funny, I don't feel like beheading anyone now, either. 1.4547 0.02917 519 333 136 50
151 Actually, it's shamrocks that bring good luck. 1.4547 0.02904 519 332 138 49
152 Ponce says it's all the rage in the New World. 1.4547 0.02891 519 331 140 48
153 I worry that what we gain in comfort we'll be giving up in gravitas. 1.4544 0.02979 504 325 129 50
154 Next time you invade a kingdom, make sure it comes furnished. 1.4527 0.02927 497 316 137 44
155 I hate to say this, but we're hanging by a thread 1.4526 0.02943 506 325 133 48
156 I gave the jester our credit card. 1.4526 0.02807 506 315 153 38
157 We better get this back on the catapult before they realize it is missing. 1.4524 0.02952 504 324 132 48
158 I lost the thrones in a game. 1.4517 0.03030 507 333 119 55
159 This will be all yours someday. 1.4514 0.02980 494 318 129 47
160 I think they misheard my request for a ham hock. 1.4513 0.03074 503 333 113 57
161 Do you think the giant will mind that we borrowed his face mask? 1.4505 0.03057 495 325 117 53
162 One false move and you overthrow our government. 1.4496 0.03092 496 329 111 56
163 How about we just put it out when your sister visits? 1.4494 0.02924 494 315 136 43
164 You traded our Royal Throne for this and how many beans? 1.4492 0.02988 492 318 127 47
165 Forget "Lionhearted", you will be known as "Richard the Comfortable". 1.4491 0.02951 481 306 134 41
166 The salesman said it makes us look more approachable. 1.4476 0.02881 487 307 142 38
167 When you told me you were a real swinger, this is not what I had in mind. 1.4470 0.03093 481 317 113 51
168 Now let’s discuss the swing states 1.4468 0.03031 479 311 122 46
169 We really got our asses in a sling this time. 1.4466 0.03185 468 312 103 53
170 Let's nail the dismount. 1.4465 0.03011 477 308 125 44
171 Its comfy, but I feel like sitting on a big fancy chair would send a better message. 1.4465 0.02952 477 304 133 40
172 Given that the conquerer ordered us to hang, we should consider ourselves lucky. 1.4465 0.02997 477 307 127 43
173 This is the last time I want to hear feng shui 1.4457 0.03647 350 232 80 38
174 Just hear me out: our next revision? Bouncy castle. 1.4454 0.03030 476 309 122 45
175 We paid for his trip and this is what Columbus brought us? 1.4450 0.03328 400 261 100 39
176 The throne salesmen also has some new clothes to show me. 1.4444 0.03037 468 303 122 43
177 Next time I'm coming to IKEA with you! 1.4432 0.03237 449 300 99 50
178 Yes, it is comfy, dear, but I don't think this is what the townsfolk had in mind when they said they wanted to put your ass in a sling. 1.4425 0.03115 461 303 112 46
179 The King of Spain only has a bean-bag chair. 1.4425 0.03084 461 301 116 44
180 I am not so easily swayed. 1.4423 0.03170 459 305 105 49
181 I'm not sure I want to be remembered as John the Casual. 1.4420 0.03103 457 299 114 44
182 I can see why Meghan Markle left. 1.4416 0.03270 437 292 97 48
183 Ham hock? I distinctly heard, "I could really go for a hammock." 1.4403 0.03080 452 294 117 41
184 Oh and you know what else would be fun, a pedal boat for the moat. Shaped like a swan! 1.4402 0.03330 393 257 99 37
185 I’m actually kind of proud you had the courage to dethrone me son, but I’m afraid you’re missing the big picture. 1.4400 0.03122 450 295 112 43
186 It’s certainly comfortable, I just fear it doesn’t carry the same gravitas as the throne. 1.4397 0.03115 448 293 113 42
187 Havock. I said we should wreak Havoc. 1.4394 0.03275 421 279 99 43
188 It doth not spark joy. 1.4388 0.03126 449 295 111 43
189 I can't be a king if I ain't got this swing. 1.4388 0.03158 449 297 107 45
190 Abdicate? Hell, I can't even get out of this damn thing with dignity. 1.4376 0.03117 441 290 110 41
191 I thought swinging meant something else. 1.4358 0.03142 436 286 110 40
192 Nice but I asked for ham hock. 1.4353 0.03302 425 286 93 46
193 On the bright side, we can’t be dethroned 1.4349 0.03068 430 277 119 34
194 We should've got a king-sized hammock. 1.4346 0.03234 428 285 100 43
195 I don't know, 'Game of Hammocks', just doesn't quite do it for me. 1.4344 0.03438 366 241 91 34
196 Oh, I'm swingin' in the reign, just swingin' in the reign... 1.4335 0.03414 406 276 84 46
197 What are your thoughts on royal Adirondack chairs? 1.4329 0.03146 425 278 110 37
198 As a startup kingdom, we’re a little more laid back. 1.4323 0.03131 421 274 112 35
199 How long until we can ask your mother for the gift receipt? 1.4323 0.03220 421 279 102 40
200 It's still better than staying at your mother's. 1.4307 0.03203 404 264 106 34
201 King size my ass. 1.4307 0.03222 404 265 104 35
202 Who knew being dethroned would be this confortable? 1.4300 0.03073 414 266 118 30
203 My kingdom for a mattress! 1.4297 0.03278 391 257 100 34
204 I now understand why we have no heir to the throne 1.4289 0.03292 408 273 95 40
205 It goes your leg, then my legs, then your leg. I'm on the inside. What don't you get? 1.4289 0.03161 408 266 109 33
206 Swinging in the reign 1.4282 0.03333 404 272 91 41
207 How long can it really take to reupholster two thrones? 1.4282 0.03263 390 256 101 33
208 We’re in this together right? 1.4280 0.04326 236 158 55 23
209 How are we ever going to have children? 1.4275 0.03382 393 265 88 40
210 Didn't I warn you about playing poker with Merlin? 1.4268 0.03245 403 267 100 36
211 I somehow had a different idea of maintaining the balance of power. 1.4268 0.03320 403 271 92 40
212 ‘And so my thought was that if we promised everyone a hammock, they’d all forget about how we’ve completely mismanaged the Plague.’ 1.4268 0.03394 403 275 84 44
213 This is why I don't like to buy thrones online" 1.4264 0.03218 401 264 103 34
214 You don’t think we’re taking this laissez-faire governing a bit far do you? 1.4257 0.03181 397 259 107 31
215 Indeed, this is a surprisingly comfortable balance of power. 1.4253 0.03192 395 258 106 31
216 I think 'Game of Hammocks' has a nice ring to it. 1.4253 0.03291 395 263 96 36
217 Wait ‘til you see the Beanbags in the Banquet Hall! 1.4249 0.03322 393 263 93 37
218 I *swear* I heard you say "Order them to wreak hammock" 1.4246 0.03393 391 265 86 40
219 Does this feel king size to you? 1.4245 0.03317 384 255 95 34
220 With this, who needs contraception? 1.4245 0.03378 384 258 89 37
221 Playest thou footsie with me? 1.4237 0.03341 380 253 93 34
222 I’m feeling more benevolent already. 1.4232 0.03268 371 242 101 28
223 And it would kill you to put on a pair of socks? 1.4229 0.03237 376 245 103 28
224 You forgot to order the guy to push us didn’t you? 1.4227 0.03312 388 259 94 35
225 Wait until m’lady experiences the royal zipline! 1.4215 0.03180 382 248 107 27
226 Next time we sit here, can you please put some underwear on? 1.4215 0.03389 382 258 87 37
227 Oh, great, I have to pee. Call the Royal Hammock Getter Outer. 1.4215 0.03286 382 253 97 32
228 Uh, what else did Columbus find in the new world? 1.4211 0.03213 380 248 104 28
229 All I really want is to create the illusion of reform. 1.4209 0.03232 373 243 103 27
230 Are we six feet apart? 1.4206 0.03331 378 252 93 33
231 ‘I’m starting to think they misunderstood, when I asked to have you hung’ 1.4206 0.03310 378 251 95 32
232 The bank said it was either the throne or the wine cellar. 1.4196 0.03312 367 242 96 29
233 If that's not your foot, what is it? 1.4192 0.03414 365 245 87 33
234 Our reign hangs in the balance. 1.4191 0.03336 377 252 92 33
235 It's just a rental. The throne is in the shop. 1.4191 0.03420 377 256 84 37
236 Uneasy lies the bed that bears a clown. 1.4187 0.03370 375 252 89 34
237 Our royal powers have been suspended. 1.4187 0.03327 375 250 93 32
238 Your move. 1.4187 0.03262 375 247 99 29
239 'Tis comfortable, but it doth lack splendor. 1.4182 0.03404 373 252 86 35
240 Staycation. It's very "pandemic". 1.4178 0.03438 371 252 83 36
241 Are you sure this is it? They made ‘swinging’ seem much more exciting. 1.4178 0.03522 371 256 75 40
242 Ask your guard to give us a push! 1.4172 0.03458 338 224 87 27
243 It looked like a lot more fun in Castle Depot. 1.4164 0.03368 365 244 90 31
244 I always thought it was Ivar the Boneless, not the Throneless!!! 1.4164 0.03563 365 253 72 40
245 Game of Hammocks” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it 1.4160 0.03289 363 239 97 27
246 I worry we’re too easily toppled. 1.4160 0.03425 363 245 85 33
247 The thrones just felt so pretentious... 1.4160 0.03243 363 237 101 25
248 No, I’m sure Fauci said three feet apart for royalty and SIX feet for commoners.” 1.4157 0.04231 255 176 52 27
249 She won't let me have it in the main chamber, so I put it down here in my man dungeon. 1.4144 0.03453 362 246 82 34
250 You were right. This is much better. But the throne in the bathroom stays. 1.4134 0.03319 358 237 94 27
251 I hope that is your foot 1.4134 0.03503 358 245 78 35
252 Let's see her try to feel a pea under this thing. 1.4109 0.03456 348 235 83 30
253 I told them we wanted a “ham hock.” Next time I’ll just ask for the whole pig. 1.4109 0.03504 348 237 79 32
254 How, exactly, is this power-sharing arrangement supposed to work? 1.4104 0.04075 268 185 56 27
255 This is why I’m the king of swing. 1.4104 0.03494 346 235 80 31
256 Well, we could start a war or just take it easy. It’s up to you. 1.4104 0.03322 346 228 94 24
257 Do you think we could get the peasants to oppress themselves? 1.4096 0.03598 332 227 74 31
258 Is this King size or Queen size? 1.4095 0.03408 337 224 88 25
259 I'm starting to think that letting the Court Jester read Dad's will was a mistake. 1.4095 0.03408 337 224 88 25
260 Funny thing. You thought I made the throne payment and I thought you did. 1.4091 0.04800 198 138 39 21
261 This way we don't have to wear pants to work. 1.4076 0.03379 341 227 89 25
262 I am having the court couples-therapist executed at dawn 1.4072 0.03479 334 225 82 27
263 I felt more regal in the bean bag chair. 1.4071 0.03366 339 225 90 24
264 Just for the fun of it, let's change sides. 1.4071 0.03493 339 230 80 29
265 How much did you say you got for the thrones? 1.4071 0.03417 339 227 86 26
266 It's comfortable, but it just doesn't scream "throne." 1.4071 0.03543 339 232 76 31
267 When the peasants said they were going to hang us I didn't expect to be this comfortable. 1.4071 0.03443 339 228 84 27
268 I call it my air canoe. All the relaxation without that weird moat smell. 1.4071 0.03366 339 225 90 24
269 We should get the throne cleaned more often 1.4065 0.03582 337 232 73 32
270 It's more comfortable but I'm not sure it says "power" 1.4065 0.03582 337 232 73 32
271 I'm just not sure 'heir to the hammock' carries the requisite political weight 1.4062 0.03546 325 220 78 27
272 I try to be the type of despot that "you would want to have a beer with." 1.4055 0.03332 328 215 93 20
273 Its a new twist on the slings and arrows thing, without the arrows. 1.4054 0.03485 333 225 81 27
274 It’s called THE HUNDRED YEARS’ WAR, Sharon, we might as well be comfortable. 1.4048 0.03393 331 220 88 23
275 I never know exactly what I need until Prime Day rolls around. 1.4048 0.03447 331 222 84 25
276 I think I prefer the mattresses with the pea. 1.4043 0.03632 324 223 71 30
277 Where are the cup holders? 1.4037 0.03393 327 217 88 22
278 I go high, you go low 1.4037 0.03633 327 226 70 31
279 You’re right, working from home has its perks 1.4037 0.03475 327 220 82 25
280 I feel like you misled me when you said we’d go swinging tonight 1.4037 0.03581 327 224 74 29
281 I'll never use Alexa to order ham hocks again. 1.4031 0.03610 320 219 73 28
282 Cry hammock, and let slip the naps of snore! 1.4025 0.03585 323 221 74 28
283 After legalizing marijuana, the court was never the same 1.4019 0.03420 311 205 87 19
284 Our nation's monarchy hangs in the balance. 1.4018 0.03614 326 225 71 30
285 Funny, I don't feel like beheading anyone today. 1.3987 0.03606 306 208 74 24
286 So much for the Queen's English. I ordered ham hocks for two. 1.3981 0.03570 314 214 75 25
287 I know its uncomfortable, but the people demanded to see us hang! 1.3981 0.03598 314 215 73 26
288 The Knights of the Round Table will be SO jealous! 1.3981 0.03570 314 214 75 25
289 Being dethroned has its advantages 1.3981 0.03334 314 206 91 17
290 I said I was in the mood for a ham hock not a hammock! 1.3981 0.03598 314 215 73 26
291 Don't look at me. You're the one who insisted we choose Door Number Three. 1.3981 0.03581 309 210 75 24
292 Yes, of course, I like it. I'm just saying I wish he had been more focused on bringing back silver and gold from the New World. 1.3974 0.03655 307 211 70 26
293 You missed a payment on the throne again. 1.3974 0.03608 302 205 74 23
294 I call it ‘King in a Sling’ 1.3968 0.03687 310 215 67 28
295 Would you PLEASE apologize to the wizard so we can get our thrones back! 1.3967 0.03582 305 207 75 23
296 Three deuces could never beat us, you said. 1.3961 0.03498 308 207 80 21
297 At least we can’t be “de-throned,“ which sounds much worse than just being de-hammocked. 1.3954 0.03292 306 199 93 14
298 The Royal Hammock doth squeeze the Royal Bollocks. 1.3947 0.03708 304 211 66 27
299 What time is the royal pusher to arrive? 1.3947 0.03708 304 211 66 27
300 Who says royals can't be swingers? 1.3947 0.03708 304 211 66 27
301 How long are you going to keep me in suspense? 1.3935 0.04440 216 151 45 20
302 Problem I see is there is no kingly way to get in and out of this thing. 1.3933 0.03621 300 205 72 23
303 You just had to lower taxes, didn't you! 1.3933 0.03365 300 197 88 15
304 We should have just removed the pea! 1.3933 0.03742 300 209 64 27
305 Remember when we used to stand for something. 1.3933 0.03621 300 205 72 23
306 It's called work-life balance. 1.3933 0.03463 300 200 82 18
307 We are never again hiring your nephew to redecorate. 1.3927 0.03715 303 211 65 27
308 It looked a little more relaxing in the catalog. 1.3927 0.03408 303 201 85 17
309 If we allow the serfs access to this technology, our economy will collapse. 1.3927 0.03595 303 207 73 23
310 I don't know, it's comfortable, but I think it lacks gravitas. 1.3927 0.03503 303 204 79 20
311 Just because it was on sale during Prime Day, doesn't mean you had to buy it. 1.3927 0.03773 303 213 61 29
312 Mark my words, in 500 years the masses will be claiming Casual Friday as their own. 1.3927 0.03595 303 207 73 23
313 So they gave me the biggest mask I’ve ever seen and said: ‘You made your bed, now lie in it.’ 1.3927 0.03915 303 218 51 34
314 The President said you can't get COVID if you sit in a hammock. 1.3926 0.03819 298 210 59 29
315 Other monarchs have heirs, I wonder why we don’t. 1.3925 0.03743 293 203 65 25
316 Who said "uneasy lies the crown?" This is super easy! 1.3919 0.03526 296 199 78 19
317 I hope you like it, dear. It's one of the perks of shacking up with the head of a swing state. 1.3919 0.03622 296 202 72 22
318 I could get used to Casual Friday. 1.3919 0.03653 296 203 70 23
319 I hate casual Friday. 1.3919 0.03526 296 199 78 19
320 It’s from their Castle Casual line and it got four and a half chalices! 1.3919 0.03590 296 201 74 21
321 The swing voters hold all the power in this country, too. 1.3919 0.03746 296 206 64 26
322 No, swing right. My right. Your left. Oh, I miss the thrones. 1.3912 0.03638 294 201 71 22
323 Can we get thrones when they pass a stimulus plan? 1.3912 0.03825 294 207 59 28
324 I've been trying to abdicate for years, but these things are impossible to get out of. 1.3912 0.03606 294 200 73 21
325 What I said was, "Bring me home a nice ham hock." 1.3912 0.03794 294 206 61 27
326 I’m not really sure ‘Game of Hammocks’ will work as an HBO series. 1.3912 0.03701 294 203 67 24
327 I’m starting to regret executing the royal hammock pusher. 1.3912 0.03606 294 200 73 21
328 Now we are 6 feet apart. 1.3895 0.03973 285 204 51 30
329 I really like hanging out with you too 1.3892 0.04692 203 145 37 21
330 The Royal Staycation 1.3891 0.03514 293 197 78 18
331 This is not the time to stand on ceremony. 1.3889 0.03622 288 196 72 20
332 Being dethroned isn't as bad as I thought it would be. 1.3887 0.03700 283 194 68 21
333 It's comfortable, but it lacks a little majesty. 1.3883 0.03725 291 202 65 24
334 The very monarchy hangs in the balance! 1.3879 0.03751 281 194 65 22
335 My royal title will be Ethelred The Comfy 1.3875 0.03806 289 203 60 26
336 Quit complaining. I couldn’t pull the damn sword from the stone . Okay?! 1.3871 0.03837 279 195 60 24
337 Amazon was out of thrones. 1.3871 0.03937 279 198 54 27
338 It’s the summer throne. 1.3868 0.03728 287 199 65 23
339 He who can dismount with dignity is the true King of England.” 1.3868 0.03981 287 207 49 31
340 There are some things I haven’t told you about the royal budget. 1.3868 0.03561 287 194 75 18
341 I feel an urge to invent the weekend. 1.3868 0.03662 287 197 69 21
342 I’m glad we tried this, but I think the Eames lounge chairs were more dignified. 1.3868 0.03728 287 199 65 23
343 This is so much more fun than governing the people. 1.3868 0.03662 287 197 69 21
344 Just wait to see what I've done to the bathroom. 1.3868 0.03728 287 199 65 23
345 You know, when they said they were going to hang us, this isn't what I was expecting at all." 1.3868 0.03662 287 197 69 21
346 Right swing, tax the peasants, left swing, tax the peasants. 1.3868 0.03629 287 196 71 20
347 Too crowded? YOU'RE the one who refused to leave after losing the election. 1.3866 0.03902 269 188 58 23
348 Well King Hammock, what do you think we should call your invention? 1.3860 0.03712 285 197 66 22
349 'Well, it's more portable than the old throne, and much kinder to my hemorrhoids' 1.3860 0.03778 285 199 62 24
350 I don't think that's what they meant by the "King of Swing"... 1.3860 0.03811 285 200 60 25
351 Let's rock back and forth, as hard as we can. The one that doesn't fall out will be King. 1.3855 0.03806 275 191 62 22
352 A month for the thrones to be reupholstered !? 1.3852 0.03796 283 198 61 24
353 I no longer feel like going to war. 1.3852 0.03730 283 196 65 22
354 Thou first.", "No, thou first. 1.3852 0.03796 283 198 61 24
355 Thrones are so middle ages. 1.3846 0.03644 273 185 71 17
356 I distinctly said ham hock. 1.3846 0.03825 273 190 61 22
357 This is the last time I let you go to Costco alone. 1.3843 0.03848 281 198 58 25
358 Honestly, I had no idea you swung both ways! 1.3843 0.03781 281 196 62 23
359 I don't want to upset you but I need to see a man about a horse. 1.3843 0.03848 281 198 58 25
360 Don't know about you, but I can't wait for that throne set to come back from the Restoration. 1.3843 0.03609 281 191 72 18
361 How much do you owe Deutsche Bank? 1.3835 0.03833 279 196 59 24
362 "People told me you had a reputation for being a swinger. But I had no idea they meant this!" 1.3835 0.03799 279 195 61 23
363 Now what? 1.3835 0.03833 279 196 59 24
364 I thought you said you wanted a return to the royal 'whee'. 1.3835 0.03833 279 196 59 24
365 Wait until you see what I’ve done to the moat! 1.3835 0.03696 279 192 67 20
366 My doc said sitting on a throne all day is bad for my back. 1.3835 0.03661 279 191 69 19
367 To be honest I asked the servants for ‘hemlock’ - nevermind what for. 1.3835 0.03696 279 192 67 20
368 I like the hammock. I just hate looking at you all day. 1.3832 0.03883 274 193 57 24
369 And what else, perchance, did you find on this Lyste of Craigge? 1.3832 0.03917 274 194 55 25
370 ...I said Hamlet. 1.3827 0.03985 277 199 50 28
371 You idiot, I wanted a ham hock. 1.3827 0.03818 277 194 60 23
372 We'll never get out of this you know." "The Hundred Years' War?" "No Henry, this hammock. 1.3827 0.03919 277 197 54 26
373 Which way do you swing? 1.3824 0.03688 272 186 68 18
374 Can you ask him to swing us instead of just standing there? 1.3824 0.03537 272 182 76 14
375 It's great fun during an earthquake 1.3824 0.03613 272 184 72 16
376 Someday all this will be yours. 1.3820 0.03772 267 184 64 19
377 Online it looked a lot more comfortable. 1.3818 0.03871 275 194 57 24
378 I'm glad they weren't more specific than "hang for treason." 1.3810 0.03820 273 191 60 22
379 The royal upholsterer says Thursday. 1.3810 0.03640 273 186 70 17
380 At least we got to keep the crowns... 1.3810 0.03856 273 192 58 23
381 And that's what the simple folk do, Guinevere. 1.3801 0.03657 271 185 69 17
382 You must swing faster, my dear, if you wish us to attain the royal 'Whee!' 1.3801 0.03767 271 188 63 20
383 I guess I could swing either way. 1.3801 0.03804 271 189 61 21
384 I'll lead the Crusade as soon as I'm able to get out of this thing... 1.3801 0.03694 271 186 67 18
385 I think this will win us the swing vote. 1.3801 0.03731 271 187 65 19
386 Needless to say, I had our new interior decorator beheaded. 1.3801 0.03804 271 189 61 21
387 You know, I’d be just as happy if they never finished repairing the thrones! 1.3792 0.03598 269 182 72 15
388 Its a loaner while the thrones are being reupholstered. 1.3788 0.03835 264 184 60 20
389 "Henceforth, I shall be known as William the Chill.” 1.3783 0.03841 267 187 59 21
390 The way I figure it, you can’t dethrone a king who doesn’t have a throne. 1.3783 0.03653 267 182 69 16
391 I ordered Hemlock. 1.3783 0.03767 267 185 63 19
392 The amazon reviews said, “fits 3.” Three what? Dwarves? 1.3779 0.03854 262 183 59 20
393 You know, just because I complain about something doesn't mean you have to try and fix it. 1.3769 0.03677 260 177 68 15
394 So Meghan this is California? 1.3766 0.04343 231 167 41 23
395 I understand we live in a swing state. 1.3759 0.03958 266 190 52 24
396 So this is camping. 1.3755 0.03666 261 178 68 15
397 Wasn't it Hammock who said to be or not to be? 1.3755 0.03975 261 186 52 23
398 It's definitely more comfortable than the Iron Throne, but I don't think they're taking us seriously anymore 1.3755 0.03706 261 179 66 16
399 I’m concerned that this isn’t a hammock, but a face mask 1.3755 0.03975 261 186 52 23
400 Game of Hammocks sounded less threatening. 1.3755 0.03975 261 186 52 23
401 Mom said it's my turn to be king. 1.3750 0.03942 264 188 53 23
402 The real throne is in the bathroom. 1.3750 0.03716 264 182 65 17
403 You really are the King of Swing! 1.3745 0.03995 259 185 51 23
404 One, Two, Three, Four, I declare a toe war. 1.3745 0.03920 259 183 55 21
405 We really need to decide who this belongs to before Solomon gets here. 1.3740 0.03934 254 179 55 20
406 This relaxes me so much, I'm beheading a lot less people. 1.3735 0.03823 257 179 60 18
407 It's called a Staycation! Much safer than exposing ourselves to the Plague. 1.3735 0.03742 257 177 64 16
408 Quite comfy lies the head that wears a crown. 1.3735 0.03862 257 180 58 19
409 It's called 'camping.' It's like glamping, but in a castle. 1.3735 0.03862 257 180 58 19
410 Getting out of this thing is going to be a royal pain. 1.3735 0.03783 257 178 62 17
411 Gonna be honest, this is not exactly how I expected to be overthrown. 1.3735 0.03901 257 181 56 20
412 It’s a loaner from the throne re-upholsterer. 1.3735 0.03901 257 181 56 20
413 Forgive me my fair lady but the spoils of war are not what they used to be. 1.3735 0.03823 257 181 57 19
414 When I said we wanted to try swinging, this isn't exactly what I meant. 1.3725 0.03922 255 180 55 20
415 I know we were married at 12, but do we have to keep sleeping like it? 1.3725 0.04011 247 175 52 20
416 At least you said “no” to loaning our crowns to the drama club. 1.3725 0.03622 247 166 70 11
417 There is no word "dehammock" so I think we're safe. 1.3715 0.03821 253 176 60 17
418 Okay, okay, I'll admit it. Invading France would have been a better retirement choice. 1.3715 0.03780 253 175 62 16
419 Well, you’ll just have to win the thrones back in next week’s joust. 1.3715 0.03902 253 178 56 19
420 I don’t think glamping is for us. 1.3705 0.04082 251 181 47 23
421 I hate to upset the balance of power, but nature calls. 1.3705 0.03799 251 174 61 16
422 Maybe we should say it was a gift. 1.3705 0.04042 251 180 49 22
423 Do we have to keep putting the royal chamber on Airbnb? 1.3705 0.03922 251 177 55 19
424 they say that by 1350 these will have completely replaced beds. 1.3705 0.03799 251 174 61 16
425 No, you rock 1.3695 0.03902 249 175 56 18
426 Remind me again, why does it take six weeks to repair two thrones? 1.3695 0.03818 249 173 60 16
427 I know it’s not the *same* as Hawaii but—I mean 2020, right? 1.3684 0.03880 247 173 57 17
428 My motto has always been, 'When the kingdom's in decline...recline.' 1.3673 0.04068 245 176 48 21
429 We should have ordered the king size. 1.3673 0.03900 245 172 56 17
430 It's called the "Overthrone." 1.3673 0.03900 245 172 56 17
431 Okay we'll both abdicate on 3... 1.3673 0.03814 245 170 60 15
432 Explain to me again how we're going to procreate in this thing. 1.3673 0.04109 245 177 46 22
433 No, your left is my right. 1.3673 0.03814 245 170 60 15
434 Costco-- you go in to stock up on mutton, you leave with a hammock. 1.3673 0.04109 245 177 46 22
435 Ok. One more game of footsie before we get back to official business 1.3663 0.04049 243 174 49 20
436 And hacky sack instead of jousting? Where is this coming from, Athelred? 1.3663 0.03789 243 168 61 14
437 You know we can charge the taxpayers for a throne, right? 1.3651 0.04197 241 176 42 23
438 Can I be Beowulf tonight? 1.3651 0.04197 241 176 42 23
439 Your feet are on my side. 1.3651 0.03985 241 171 52 18
440 This wasn’t what I meant when I said I’d give up my throne for you. 1.3651 0.03808 241 167 60 14
441 Catapult? I thought this was a hammock. 1.3647 0.04771 170 121 36 13
442 Your Majesty, I hope you kept the receipt. 1.3640 0.03963 239 169 53 17
443 I think we need a king size hammock. 1.3640 0.04007 239 170 51 18
444 It's less fun than I expected. 1.3640 0.03918 239 168 55 16
445 Someone needs to invent something called a king size bed. 1.3640 0.04007 239 170 51 18
446 Next time, talk to me before you redecorate 1.3640 0.03735 239 164 63 12
447 What kind of swingers club were you expecting? 1.3640 0.04094 239 172 47 20
448 Yes, dear; I did say we should try swinging. 1.3640 0.04137 239 173 45 21
449 See, I told you it was the throne stressing you out. 1.3640 0.03781 239 165 61 13
450 I asked for a ham-hock and this is what they brought me. 1.3640 0.04094 239 172 47 20
451 I got tired of tweeting on the throne. 1.3640 0.03963 239 169 53 17
452 On three we roll over and see what happens. 1.3640 0.03918 239 168 55 16
453 Is this your idea of contraception? 1.3640 0.04094 239 172 47 20
454 I was concerned when you said, we were going to hang together. 1.3640 0.04007 239 170 51 18
455 If only we had trees. 1.3640 0.04094 239 172 47 20
456 You misunderstood, I said how about ham hocks tonight! 1.3629 0.04029 237 169 50 18
457 Meredith, can you come give us a push? 1.3629 0.03984 237 168 52 17
458 The Princess and the Pea fiasco showed me that mattresses are overrated. 1.3629 0.04029 237 169 50 18
459 I hate the loaners from the throne repair shop 1.3629 0.03984 237 168 52 17
460 No offense, but I'm ready to go back to the office. 1.3621 0.03902 232 162 56 14
461 I am sure we are six feet apart. 1.3617 0.04051 235 168 49 18
462 This is not what I had in mind when I said we should be swingers. 1.3617 0.03914 235 165 55 15
463 When I asked for you to be strung up, I had something different in mind. 1.3605 0.03982 233 170 46 17
464 Are you absolutely sure he said "Cry hammock, release the dogs of war!" 1.3605 0.04164 233 169 44 20
465 You think that guy over there will help us get out? 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
466 Your foot’s on my side. 1.3593 0.04004 231 164 51 16
467 You lost the throne to who? 1.3593 0.04143 231 167 45 19
468 It's the biggest facemask in the whole kingdom. No one ever before has owned such a tremendous facemask. 1.3593 0.04233 231 169 41 21
469 Size does matter 1.3593 0.03957 231 163 53 15
470 Well.... this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I suggested we could share the throne... 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
471 What? You have restless leg syndrome and motion sickness?" 1.3593 0.04051 231 165 49 17
472 Wouldn't it have been easier to get rid of the pea? 1.3593 0.04004 231 164 51 16
473 Okay... well, Parliament leased the thrones to the White House. 1.3593 0.04097 231 166 47 18
474 I'll rock, you rule. 1.3593 0.04188 231 168 43 20
475 I’m so glad we splurged for the memory foam. 1.3593 0.04004 231 164 51 16
476 I suppose we're swingers now. 1.3593 0.04097 231 166 47 18
477 Uneasy sits the head . . . but the rest of me feels great 1.3581 0.03831 229 159 58 12
478 We should've gone with the California King. 1.3581 0.03930 229 161 54 14
479 I thought your sister was still selling the scented candles. 1.3581 0.04166 229 166 44 19
480 When you asked if I was interested in "swinging", this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3581 0.04074 229 164 48 17
481 I think it’s time to fire the jester 1.3568 0.03951 227 160 53 14
482 It’s not what I thought you meant by swinging. 1.3568 0.04191 227 165 43 19
483 My favorites were still the beanbag thrones. 1.3568 0.03800 227 157 59 11
484 This thing is giving me a royal pain in the ass. 1.3568 0.04097 227 163 47 17
485 What I ordered was hemlock. 1.3568 0.04144 227 164 45 18
486 Somehow the thrones gave us more credibility. 1.3568 0.04097 227 163 47 17
487 Nice, but the Corinthian king’s is made of leather. 1.3568 0.04049 227 162 49 16
488 I suppose they'll repo the crowns next 1.3568 0.04386 213 156 38 19
489 This throne rocks. 1.3556 0.03973 225 159 52 14
490 I was wrong, we could have done this on Zoom. 1.3556 0.04072 225 161 48 16
491 We are king and queen, my dear. We are allowed to be pretentious. 1.3556 0.04168 225 163 44 18
492 Well, we are not NOT amused. 1.3556 0.04120 225 162 46 17
493 Your chastity belt isn't the only obstacle here. 1.3556 0.04120 225 162 46 17
494 Remind me again why you didn’t like our throne. 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
495 I don't understand why all the peasants complain about camping. 1.3543 0.03944 223 157 53 13
496 I'll flip you for the throne. 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
497 Game of Hammocks? Are you sure? 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
498 Somehow this is not what I pictured when you threatened to suspend our talks. 1.3543 0.04192 223 162 43 18
499 Heavy is the hammock that holds the crowns. 1.3543 0.04045 223 159 49 15
500 ...it's like, everyone's got a throne, you know? It's so uptight. 1.3543 0.04144 223 161 45 17
501 The White House asked to borrow them. 1.3543 0.04192 223 162 43 18
502 Actually, I ordered a catapult. 1.3543 0.03995 223 158 51 14
503 I don’t know about this new debate format 1.3543 0.04095 223 160 47 16
504 Perhaps you’re right. Maybe I am running out of plague lockdown staycation ideas. 1.3543 0.03995 223 158 51 14
505 Wow. You were right. This is comfortable, but how do I get out and still look regal? 1.3535 0.04508 198 145 36 17
506 You were right. For the summer, it's so much better than the thrones. 1.3529 0.04168 221 160 44 17
507 Are you sure Consumer Reports rated this better than a queen-sized mattress? 1.3529 0.04168 221 160 44 17
508 It don’t mean a thing if we ain’t got that sling. 1.3529 0.04119 221 159 46 16
509 Really? Throne Depot? 1.3529 0.03966 221 156 52 13
510 How dare they call our kingdom a banana republic. 1.3529 0.04068 221 158 48 15
511 Game of Hammocks? Hmmm. I think we're close to something big. 1.3529 0.04217 221 161 42 18
512 I said to bring the ham hocks! 1.3529 0.04266 221 162 40 19
513 We're swinging in the reign. 1.3529 0.03966 221 156 52 13
514 Is this what the peasants meant when they demanded we be hung? 1.3529 0.04119 221 159 46 16
515 I like to come in here and unwind after a beheading 1.3529 0.04119 221 159 46 16
516 Tyranny has never felt so relaxing 1.3521 0.03897 213 148 55 10
517 This is so nice, it’s taking my mind off the piles of bodies outside. 1.3516 0.03988 219 155 51 13
518 I ordered haddock. I wonder what they'll bring for your swordfish? 1.3516 0.04242 219 160 41 18
519 I agree it's more comfortable, but it lacks a little grandeur. 1.3516 0.03935 219 154 53 12
520 We should see if those thrones are back on Craigslist 1.3516 0.04143 219 158 45 16
521 Next time we're dethroned, let's ask for Eames chairs 1.3516 0.03988 219 155 51 13
522 So now we can't be dethroned 1.3516 0.03935 219 154 53 12
523 So this is how you plan to hold sway... 1.3516 0.04040 219 156 49 14
524 And it was definitely ‘Ham Hock’ you ordered, My Lord? 1.3516 0.04482 219 165 31 23
525 I would have preferred we purchased the Lazy Boy recliner. 1.3507 0.04197 211 152 44 15
526 I proclaim Casual Fridays. 1.3493 0.03822 209 144 57 8
527 Right, first one to blink has to sit next to Pence at the next state banquet 1.3493 0.04330 209 153 39 17
528 Tonight will be my turn on top 1.3491 0.04763 169 123 33 13
529 We’re never going to have an heir to the throne in this! 1.3486 0.04048 218 156 48 14
530 ...no, you get out... 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
531 My mother will go back home soon. A few more days in the guest throne won't kill you! 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
532 “Lord Hammock, perhaps your new invention would have more appeal hanging between two shade trees on a warm sunny day.“ 1.3486 0.03995 218 155 50 13
533 I guess it does make the room seem less formal 1.3486 0.03888 218 153 54 11
534 It's to our advantage that we swing both ways. 1.3486 0.04151 218 158 44 16
535 Hanging out with you is always an adventure. 1.3486 0.03778 218 151 58 9
536 My kingdom for a throne! 1.3486 0.04201 218 159 42 17
537 Divine, right? 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
538 I like being in a swing state. 1.3486 0.04100 218 157 46 15
539 It's really nice until you have to stand up and knight someone. 1.3486 0.03888 218 153 54 11
540 I think they’ve misunderstood what dethroned means 1.3486 0.03995 218 155 50 13
541 Are we happy now? 1.3478 0.03963 207 145 52 10
542 No more impulse buys. 1.3478 0.04303 207 151 40 16
543 To answer your question I have no idea where the throne went but I kind of don't care 1.3476 0.04435 187 135 39 13
544 Your Majesty is rarely so easily swayed. 1.3474 0.04001 213 151 50 12
545 That's the only courtesy item the throne repair shop had. 1.3474 0.04056 213 152 48 13
546 Son... I have decided to abdicate the hammock. 1.3474 0.04056 213 152 48 13
547 And just wait until you see the new clothes he’s made me! 1.3474 0.04110 213 153 46 14
548 I believe our jewel encrusted thrones provided much better back support. 1.3474 0.03889 213 149 54 10
549 It's a population control bed. 14 kids is enough. And I did wash my feet. 1.3474 0.04164 213 154 44 15
550 Well, do you prefer the Black Death to staycationing? 1.3474 0.04320 213 157 38 18
551 This will confuse anyone who wants to dethrone me. 1.3472 0.04123 216 156 45 15
552 Yeah, I was literally dethroned. 1.3472 0.04277 216 159 39 18
553 Then again, the throne never dumped me on the floor. 1.3472 0.03909 216 152 53 11
554 I think the prince took all the royal mattresses for that girl he's having over tonight. 1.3472 0.04377 216 161 35 20
555 For God's sake cut your toenails 1.3472 0.04175 216 157 43 16
556 Maybe ordering our new throne from REI was not such a good idea. 1.3472 0.04123 216 156 45 15
557 Now, I’m the king of the swing voters 1.3472 0.04123 216 156 45 15
558 'That's it? Footsie?" 1.3462 0.04176 208 150 44 14
559 I thought Bjororgensfrum meant throne at IKEA 1.3462 0.04339 208 153 38 17
560 Actually, a roll in the hay could work better. 1.3462 0.03766 208 143 58 7
561 You'll see, 800 years from now some world leader will go back to garish gold-leafed red velvet furniture, and we'll look foolish. 1.3460 0.03967 211 149 51 11
562 It *is* comfy, but Hammock Room just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.3460 0.04295 211 155 39 17
563 At least now we can give the appearance that we're in it together. 1.3460 0.04024 211 150 49 12
564 Let’s practice that bit again about standing up and greeting the House of Lords. 1.3460 0.04080 211 151 47 13
565 Now they can't say we're in bed together. 1.3460 0.03910 211 148 53 10
566 They really didn't have a second one? 1.3455 0.06118 110 82 18 10
567 The throne was a lot harder to clean under 1.3448 0.03691 203 138 60 5
568 They call it mid-century modern. 1.3448 0.04128 203 145 46 12
569 We should have gone with the king. 1.3447 0.04474 206 154 33 19
570 When they are presented, just nod, no hand waving, remember what happened the last time we waived our hands. 1.3445 0.04322 209 154 38 17
571 There's much less pomp and circumstance when you ascend to the hammock. 1.3445 0.04103 209 150 46 13
572 So this is what the simple folk do? 1.3431 0.04339 204 150 38 16
573 Funny guy that jester. 1.3431 0.04111 204 146 46 12
574 Our new jester is from the Bahamas. 1.3430 0.03953 207 146 51 10
575 Trust me, this is the best way to be left hanging. 1.3430 0.04012 207 147 49 11
576 It's called a hammock and I'm told it's all the rage outside the moat. 1.3430 0.04070 207 148 47 12
577 I promised them I'd give up the throne. 1.3430 0.04128 207 149 45 13
578 That final season pretty much ruined thrones for me across the board." 1.3430 0.04070 207 148 47 12
579 When I told them to modernize the thrones, I meant indoor plumbing 1.3430 0.04128 207 149 45 13
580 This wasn’t what I had in mind when you invited me to a “public hanging.” 1.3430 0.04240 207 151 41 15
581 Yes… I did agree to abdicate the throne. But I wasn’t quite sure what that meant.” 1.3430 0.04012 207 147 49 11
582 I love to hear the waves crashing in the moat. 1.3430 0.04240 207 151 41 15
583 I know it’s comfortable, I’m just a little worried about cultural appropriation, you know? 1.3430 0.04240 207 151 41 15
584 This will help us connect with the millennials. 1.3430 0.04128 207 149 45 13
585 Funny, my five previous wives weren’t crazy about the hammock either. 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
586 I sold the thrones on ebay." 1.3415 0.04266 205 150 40 15
587 That's my mother by the door, so keep your pants on, Harold. 1.3415 0.04431 205 153 34 18
588 It's a hammock. It's throne together. 1.3415 0.04321 205 151 38 16
589 You call this glamping? 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
590 Now this is glamping. 1.3415 0.04152 205 148 44 13
591 Maybe we should give peace a chance, too. 1.3415 0.04094 205 147 46 12
592 Do you think Chris Christie wants his mask back? 1.3415 0.04794 205 160 20 25
593 Honestly,this is better than what I expected from a dethroning. 1.3415 0.04376 205 152 36 17
594 Are we amused? 1.3415 0.04094 205 147 46 12
595 Maybe you're right. I should've been the Mattress King. 1.3415 0.03976 205 145 50 10
596 Who says I'm not the King of Swing? 1.3415 0.04209 205 149 42 14
597 Game-changer, right? 1.3415 0.03976 205 145 50 10
598 We’ve exhausted all the mattresses Princess, perhaps this pea is actually a hemorrhoid. 1.3415 0.04209 205 149 42 14
599 Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, bought a hammock?" Not sure it has quite the right ring about it Catherine 1.3401 0.04264 197 143 41 13
600 Switch sides with me. 1.3401 0.04325 197 144 39 14
601 Let's try it standing up. 1.3401 0.04203 197 142 43 12
602 No bumpy peas to bother you, my dear. 1.3399 0.04235 203 148 41 14
603 The royal council said a bit of whimsy would make us more relatable. 1.3399 0.03937 203 143 51 9
604 I told you we'd be in this together. 1.3399 0.04118 203 146 45 12
605 It's nice until you want to get out. 1.3399 0.03811 203 141 55 7
606 It’s called a Staycation! 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
607 I told you hanging on to power is a balancing act! 1.3399 0.04059 203 145 47 11
608 It was on sale. 1.3389 0.04672 180 134 31 15
609 This was the easiest one to assemble. 1.3384 0.04061 198 141 47 10
610 Can you believe Harry gave this up? 1.3383 0.04261 201 147 40 14
611 Sometimes I get a feeling that the stability of our great nation is hanging by a thread. 1.3383 0.04202 201 146 42 13
612 The throne was hard on my back. This is hard on my dignity. 1.3383 0.04021 201 143 48 10
613 I thought we'd try laissez-faire ergonomics. 1.3383 0.04202 201 146 42 13
614 This is going nowhere 1.3367 0.04020 196 139 48 9
615 Comfy? Yes. Regal? No. 1.3367 0.03981 199 141 49 9
616 Now that we are in, how do we get out? 1.3367 0.04228 199 145 41 13
617 Suddenly I want to rename our kingdom Margaritaville. 1.3351 0.03977 194 137 49 8
618 I wonder why people don't take us seriously. 1.3351 0.04109 194 139 45 10
619 Amazon prime day. 1.3351 0.04237 194 141 41 12
620 I know, I know, 'game of hammocks' doesn't quite have the same ring to it." 1.3351 0.04174 194 143 39 12
621 They said I couldn’t win a swing state. Fake news. I have the biggest swing! 1.3351 0.04174 194 140 43 11
622 Who is going to turn out the lights? 1.3351 0.04300 194 142 39 13
623 The catalogue on the airplane made this seem more...necessary. 1.3351 0.04300 194 142 39 13
624 Don’t you think having two kings is a little gay? 1.3351 0.04109 194 139 45 10
625 No, YOU get out and push! 1.3350 0.04004 197 140 48 9
626 Your feet are touching something they shouldn't be touching 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
627 Not exactly what I had in mind when I suggested a hanging, but this is nice. 1.3350 0.04193 197 143 42 12
628 I knew I should have bought the king-size. 1.3350 0.04254 197 144 40 13
629 I wish we could go back to our thrones, I don't like working from home. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
630 You were right. We should've gone with the kingsize 1.3350 0.04068 197 141 46 10
631 Now is the winter of our discontinued tent and hammock sales! 1.3350 0.04433 197 147 34 16
632 We're finally in the swing of things. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
633 This will have to do as our daughter is teaching her seminar on Zoom in the throne room. 1.3350 0.04193 197 143 42 12
634 What’s the point of being a liege if you can’t be leisurely? 1.3350 0.04254 197 144 40 13
635 The Iron Throne WAS uncomfortable but I think we may have overcorrected. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
636 I'm not sure that selling the thrones was such a smart idea. 1.3350 0.04131 197 142 44 11
637 I love our new Open Concept throne room. 1.3350 0.04254 197 144 40 13
638 My boy, tipping over the hammock will not be a recognized as a legitimate overthrow. 1.3350 0.04068 197 141 46 10
639 I did warn you that it was far too cheap for a king-size bed. 1.3350 0.04433 197 147 34 16
640 Yes, it's more comfortable, but I feel like it isn't intimidating enough. 1.3333 0.03790 192 133 54 5
641 I don’t think this will help me capture swing states 1.3333 0.04632 192 146 28 18
642 When I said we could share the throne this isn't quite what I meant! 1.3333 0.04067 192 137 46 9
643 OK. We'll wait til the guard goes home and we'll try to get out. I can't move. 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
644 Have you thought how pawning the thrones is going to look if he doesn't find that New World, Isabella? 1.3333 0.04327 192 144 34 14
645 The King said I'd feel like him if I stayed at his hotel. Then again, he also said the plague would magically disappear. 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
646 And considering the crowns, it's a LOT safer than the waterbed was. 1.3333 0.04067 192 137 46 9
647 All but one of the guards has apologized for laughing hysterically at you trying to get into this thing. 1.3333 0.04264 192 140 40 12
648 I don’t know...I still feel like a despot. 1.3333 0.04199 192 139 42 11
649 When you said we were going to hang, I was terrified you meant something else. 1.3333 0.04501 189 141 33 15
650 Now do you understand why I'm not a fan of Mid-Century Modern? 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
651 Thought I would try something different for casual Friday. 1.3333 0.04264 192 140 40 12
652 Because we really need those swing votes. 1.3333 0.04390 192 142 36 14
653 Tell me again why the White House wanted our thrones. 1.3333 0.04572 192 145 30 17
654 Why can't we just keep the summer throne all winter? 1.3333 0.04451 192 143 34 15
655 Apologies, the throne is on backorder." 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
656 I see no way out of this. 1.3333 0.04134 192 138 44 10
657 Ok, on three I'm getting out... 1.3333 0.04327 192 141 38 13
658 It was a gift from William The Disinherited. 1.3316 0.04355 190 140 37 13
659 It adds a more casual, less-threatening vibe when you order an execution. 1.3316 0.03953 190 134 49 7
660 No. Your Highness rocks! 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
661 Seems we find ourselves in a swing state 1.3316 0.04419 190 141 35 14
662 This is not quite the ‘California lifestyle’ I had in mind, Harry. 1.3316 0.04225 190 138 41 11
663 Our summer palace is lacking that certain sense of majesty. 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
664 It looked better in the catalog. 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
665 What a relief! Sitting on that throne all day is a royal pain in the ass. 1.3298 0.04318 188 138 38 12
666 I don’t care if gold was over $2,000. You shouldn’t have sold the thrones. 1.3298 0.04252 188 137 40 11
667 I didn't think we lived in a swing state. 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
668 Tell me more about this glamping of which you speak 1.3298 0.04184 188 136 42 10
669 Wait till you see what I did to the royal bathroom. 1.3298 0.04384 188 139 36 13
670 Netflix and chilleth? 1.3298 0.04384 188 142 33 13
671 I thought you said you knew how to get out of this thing 1.3298 0.04116 188 135 44 9
672 We could spoon. 1.3297 0.04131 182 130 44 8
673 Heir to the hammock just doesn't cut it for me 1.3280 0.03924 186 131 49 6
674 Anyway, the shipping was free. 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
675 I'm not feeling very majestic. 1.3280 0.03924 186 131 49 6
676 The thrones just felt a bit too formal. 1.3280 0.03998 186 132 47 7
677 Um, when I said we should take a nap in the hammock, I was using the Royal we. 1.3280 0.04141 186 134 43 9
678 I could have sworn you said "ham hock." 1.3280 0.04279 186 136 39 11
679 Buying a hammock is easy when you only pay $750 dollars in taxes 1.3280 0.04346 186 137 37 12
680 Can we get this King sized? 1.3278 0.04781 180 138 25 17
681 Do you want to make s’mores? I’ll have them bring in the dragon. 1.3269 0.05158 156 120 21 15
682 It was either this or the inflatable throne 1.3261 0.03946 184 130 48 6
683 How much longer do you think we'll have this bedbug problem? 1.3259 0.05239 135 101 24 10
684 You told me you wanted to swing. 1.3258 0.04331 178 130 38 10
685 So I guess we’re swingers now. 1.3258 0.04331 178 130 38 10
686 You've always been a swinger. 1.3258 0.04475 178 132 34 12
687 Don't worry, you'll soon get the swing of things. 1.3253 0.04619 166 123 32 11
688 I just don’t think this hammock gives us the same gravitas as our thrones. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
689 I don’t care what the Amazon reviews said, this is not more ergonomic than a throne. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
690 The Tragedy of Hammock, Prince of Denmark 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
691 You really didn’t like the ending of Game of Thrones, did you? 1.3243 0.04286 185 136 38 11
692 Off with his bed. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
693 It won’t mean I’m king if it ain’t got this swing. 1.3242 0.04263 182 133 39 10
694 Thank you. It's pleasant alright. But what I said was I have a craving for ham hocks. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
695 Is this glamping? 1.3242 0.04472 182 136 33 13
696 This is the best hanging I’ve had all week. 1.3242 0.04539 182 137 31 14
697 Now I can't abdicate, even if I wanted to. 1.3242 0.04403 182 135 35 12
698 I’ll admit it’s not as impressive as the old throne, but it’s way more comfortable. 1.3242 0.04191 182 132 41 9
699 It's not like we could have done anything anyway, with her there all the time. 1.3240 0.04163 179 129 42 8
700 Next time, warn me before you reupholster the chairs. 1.3240 0.04163 179 129 42 8
701 I was worried when you said you wanted me to hang 1.3240 0.04383 179 132 36 11
702 It used to be the giant's mask. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
703 You should never have traded the throne. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
704 Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown, but the body gets to chill in a hammock. 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
705 This should be the only sort of hanging we do around here. 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
706 Maybe renting out the bedroom on Airbnb was a bad idea? 1.3222 0.04433 180 134 34 12
707 You see, this makes you more relatable. It will really help with the serf vote.” “Wait, they can vote now?! 1.3222 0.04362 180 133 36 11
708 When I said "Slings and arrows of outrageous fortune", this is NOT what I meant..... 1.3202 0.04391 178 132 35 11
709 You know, you'd think we'd have enough money for at least two. 1.3202 0.04463 178 133 33 12
710 What's the point of being king if you have to sit the most uncomfortable chair in the realm? 1.3202 0.04169 178 129 41 8
711 Yes, we are six feet apart! 1.3202 0.04013 178 127 45 6
712 I would say that your interior decorator just lost her head. 1.3202 0.03933 178 126 47 5
713 Yes, I do think it’s dumber than the 24 blackbirds. 1.3200 0.04214 175 127 40 8
714 Yeah ... it's definitely smaller than the pics on heir bnb. 1.3182 0.04194 176 128 40 8
715 The palm trees arrive next week. 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
716 We should’ve gone with the King size 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
717 So, you traded in two perfectly good thrones for this? Next time you go on eBay, you call me first. 1.3182 0.04346 176 130 36 10
718 It looked nicer on the website. 1.3182 0.04194 176 128 40 8
719 I knew we should’ve gotten King size. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
720 Did you bring The New Yorker? 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
721 The REI was out of thrones. 1.3182 0.04493 176 132 32 12
722 Abdicating the throne got us nowhere. 1.3182 0.04420 176 131 34 11
723 I am so over the whole sitting on the throne thing. 1.3182 0.04271 176 129 38 9
724 I’m trying to appeal to the swing states. 1.3182 0.04565 176 133 30 13
725 I thought you commanded our army to wreak “havoc” 1.3182 0.04116 176 127 42 7
726 The Kingdom actually is dependent on a swing vote. 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
727 When I heard that they were invading in order to 'take back the throne', I didn't realize that they just meant the chair! 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
728 They defunded our thrones. 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
729 Will it upset your feng shui balance if I go back to my old throne? 1.3179 0.04241 173 126 39 8
730 This "I can do whaterever I want because I'm king" is starting to annoy me. 1.3179 0.04161 173 125 41 7
731 I told you it would be a working vacation. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
732 I was told it came in King size. 1.3179 0.04472 173 129 33 11
733 Trying to get the swing votes." 1.3179 0.04396 173 128 35 10
734 It is interesting, but I find myself longing for the isolation and discomfort of a traditional throne. 1.3179 0.04547 173 130 31 12
735 So this is what working at Google is like? 1.3179 0.04319 173 127 37 9
736 You heard me order a ham hock, right? 1.3179 0.04547 173 130 31 12
737 I used to be Ivan the terrible, but that was the old me. 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
738 I said haddock! 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
739 This is much better than that futon we had. 1.3158 0.04268 171 128 34 9
740 So, this is the queen-size? 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
741 Not only that, it comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
742 I don’t care if we both fit, this definitely isn’t king size! 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
743 I ordered the king AND queen size. 1.3158 0.04503 171 128 32 11
744 I appreciate you giving causal Fridays a chance. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
745 And how about some patio furniture by the guillotine? 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
746 This will not help the people believe that we are all in the same boat. 1.3158 0.04268 171 125 38 8
747 When the rebels said we'd be swinging from two posts, this is not what I imagined 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
748 Just a little something my troops brought back from the raid on SkyMall. 1.3158 0.04503 171 128 32 11
749 I don't know how we got into this; actually, I don't know how we'll get out. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
750 You promised me a seat in your kingdom 1.3158 0.04186 171 124 40 7
751 Ha!! Your mistake, my dear. I now see you were plotting to kill me, but you ordered a hammock instead of hemlock. 1.3158 0.04579 171 129 30 12
752 You were right. It’s so much more comfortable than the thrones. 1.3158 0.04103 171 123 42 6
753 I mean, sure, the Black Death has shut everything down, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy a staycation! 1.3158 0.04348 171 126 36 9
754 If we don’t like it, I have up to 30 days to return it on Amazon. 1.3158 0.04503 171 128 32 11
755 This kingdom is run hamok! 1.3152 0.04533 165 123 32 10
756 Who would dare claim I don’t hold sway over my kingdom now!? 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
757 This is not the swinging I was wanting. 1.3136 0.04687 169 129 27 13
758 I'm glad we finally chose comfort over style. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
759 Summer camp was more fun before the pandemic. 1.3136 0.04376 169 125 35 9
760 Let them eat granola 1.3136 0.04456 169 126 33 10
761 You should see the guillotine—all ruffles and chintz. 1.3136 0.04042 169 121 43 5
762 This isn't what I had in mind when you said you wanted to give up the throne. 1.3136 0.04612 169 128 29 12
763 So, what now? 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
764 Game of Thrones: Season 9 1.3129 0.04221 163 118 39 6
765 I said it felt like there was a pea under my mattress, but I didn't mean I didn't want to sleep on a mattress anymore. 1.3117 0.04745 154 116 28 10
766 When I said 'yes,' I assume you'd have a King-sized bed. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
767 Co-rulers? Ever hear about my first five wives?" 1.3114 0.04566 167 126 30 11
768 Your toes are cold ;) 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
769 Who knew the Ottomans were such pranksters? 1.3114 0.04722 167 128 26 13
770 It's the Game of Hammocks. You swing... or you die. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
771 The dragon must be looking for his mask! 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
772 This is a prototype - the final design will be stone of course 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
773 Is that your toe? 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
774 The King and Queen always tried to maintain a balance of power. 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
775 I’m thinking of calling it a King Sling! 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
776 I've waited 30 years and THIS is what you meant when you said you were giving up the throne?! 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
777 Mmm, I hate to leave the summer castle. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
778 Apparently "amok" and "hammock" sound very similar. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
779 I don't think lemonade has been invented yet, but that sounds nice. 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
780 They insisted that I get the king size. 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
781 You know, this isn't as much fun as I thought it would be... 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
782 This protects us from the Plague and we’re saving a fortune by using the maid for a guard. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
783 The king of Spain wants to trade us for his tree house. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
784 I always knew you were a swinger 1.3114 0.04487 167 125 32 10
785 That's the last time I buy a throne from a Facebook ad. 1.3114 0.04872 167 130 22 15
786 So mum got the throne in the divorce, uh? 1.3114 0.04239 167 122 38 7
787 At least we had two thrones. 1.3114 0.03975 167 119 44 4
788 And they say we don't understand the lives of the commoners. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
789 What can I say? Sleep Number won't be invented for 600 more years. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
790 Whoever can get out without falling gets to be the ruler. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
791 They need it for a game, you said; they'll bring it back, you said. 1.3114 0.04406 167 124 34 9
792 Don't you just love casual rule Friday? 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
793 Gives “dethroned” a whole new meaning. 1.3114 0.04323 167 123 36 8
794 I already told you, it’s because the floor is made of lava. 1.3114 0.04645 167 127 28 12
795 May I present to you: the new Kings of Swing 1.3114 0.04798 167 129 24 14
796 Wet the bed, you lose your head. 1.3106 0.04845 161 124 24 13
797 This is such a bad idea, we deserve to be over thrown. 1.3091 0.04178 165 120 39 6
798 Finally, a solution to my daughter and that darn pea. 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
799 Pretty sure I said, ‘My kingdom for a horse’. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
800 Darn it Jeffrey, Mom said it’s my day to be king 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
801 I usually get my best ideas lying in a hammock. This is not one of them. 1.3091 0.03997 165 124 34 7
802 So...they know we can’t get out. 1.3091 0.04178 165 120 39 6
803 Screw professionalism—our subjects can’t see us from the waist down. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
804 There wasn't anything better to bring back from the year 1985? 1.3091 0.04266 165 121 37 7
805 Who says "uneasy lies the head that wears the crown?" 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
806 That throne was giving me hemorrhoids. 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
807 I don't miss miss being able to sit on my throne. I do miss not having to look at you. 1.3091 0.04351 165 122 35 8
808 You may have committed high crimes against the Crown, but we do hanging a little differently here. 1.3091 0.04518 165 124 31 10
809 Here we see the risk of a swing vote. 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
810 Way more comfortable than the throne, right? 1.3091 0.04435 165 123 33 9
811 Do you think we should be wearing casual raiment? 1.3091 0.04599 165 125 29 11
812 Yeah.. it looked bigger on heir bnb. 1.3091 0.05058 165 131 17 17
813 Justice Barrett said the Pope recommended these for Chastity sake. It is now the law of the land 1.3091 0.04679 165 126 27 12
814 'Tis most strenuous to deflower maidens in this unsteady bag" 1.3086 0.04739 162 124 26 12
815 The arrows were cheap but this sling cost an outrageous fortune. 1.3082 0.04801 159 122 25 12
816 It’s less regal than a throne but it’s better for the lower back 1.3082 0.04545 159 119 31 9
817 That's not what "swing state" means. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
818 I liked the water throne better. 1.3067 0.04113 163 118 40 5
819 This is nice, but where's the ham hock you promised me? 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
820 I still say we should have gotten bunk beds. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
821 Great idea. Now I can really smell your feet. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
822 Very comfortable, but it doesn't quite have the gravitas of a throne. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
823 Whoever can stay in this hammock the longest, without going to the bathroom deserves to be king! 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
824 Phew, I thought it was a different kind of hanging. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
825 I vote to go back to throne chairs. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
826 You go first" "No, you go first" No, you go first 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
827 I'm just not sure. I think it looked better in the catalog. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
828 So, where are we putting the hot tub? 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
829 I find your customs both strange and relaxing. 1.3067 0.04293 163 120 36 7
830 I'm Hammocking....Get it? Get it? I'm a Hammock King. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
831 Hey, you're kicking me in the crown jewels! 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
832 Somehow, "Game of Hammocks" never made it past the pilot. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
833 Yes, it is more comfortable. But do you really think anyone would watch "Game of Hammock"? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
834 And what else, perchance, findeth thee on this Lyste of Craigge? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
835 Uneasy rests the backside in the royal hammock. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
836 Maybe this will satisfy the people who want us dethroned. 1.3067 0.04113 163 118 40 5
837 We should probably get back to ruling or whatever 1.3067 0.04204 163 119 38 6
838 I thought you meant you were abdicating. 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
839 Honey, this wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted to swing. 1.3067 0.04632 163 124 28 11
840 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said we ought to share the throne... 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
841 So this is what camping feels like ... 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
842 Remind me to behead the royal decorator. 1.3067 0.04380 163 121 34 8
843 But then I thought, does it always have to be about intimidation, can’t it just be about comfort sometimes? 1.3067 0.04466 163 122 32 9
844 The Friday casual throne is growing on me. 1.3062 0.03865 160 116 41 3
845 Don’t even think about it! 1.3062 0.04433 160 119 33 8
846 Explain to me again how this is better than a throne. 1.3061 0.04383 147 107 35 5
847 The Winter Palace is never this much fun." 1.3043 0.04582 161 122 29 10
848 I don't know. "Game of Hammocks" just doesn't sound right. 1.3043 0.04321 161 119 35 7
849 I don't care what the French say. I like it better when we're not looking at each other. 1.3043 0.04749 161 124 25 12
850 What do you mean? ‘Amazon had no thrones in stock. 1.3043 0.04410 161 120 33 8
851 It's your turn to turn off the torches. 1.3043 0.04230 161 118 37 6
852 Call me crazy but I think Game of Hammocks doesn’t have the same ring to it 1.3043 0.04497 161 121 31 9
853 I want our subjects to feel like they can just hang out with us. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
854 The angry mob told me I should hang, so I came up with a solution that I could live with. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
855 I think it’s time to invent the king and queen’s size beds don’t you. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
856 Think of all the money we'll save on throne polish. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
857 I'm sure I told them I wanted a ham hock... 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
858 Well Vlad, it's my hammock. You get out first." "Well Donald, it's now my country and I make the rules! 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
859 We’ll call it the “King Sling” 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
860 It’s a gift from the Earl of Hammock. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
861 I didn't think the hammock on our family crest was so literal 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
862 We’re in a recession. We all need to cut back on luxuries. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
863 By the time I logged in on Prime Day,the thrones were already gone,but I got a great deal on this hammock. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
864 I think they forgot about our lemonade. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
865 I'm beginning to think we were never cut out to be swingers. 1.3038 0.04372 158 117 34 7
866 Who knew hammocks were so uncomfortable? 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
867 I got it on Wayfair and the shipping was free. 1.3038 0.04640 158 120 28 10
868 They say it's very relaxing after a hard day at work -- like we'd know what that is. 1.3038 0.04553 158 119 30 9
869 I ordered a giant throne, not a giant thong. 1.3038 0.04976 158 124 20 14
870 Yes, I'm going commando. 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
871 Have to say, still prefer the thrones. 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
872 I don’t think this is what “swingers” do 1.3038 0.04727 158 121 26 11
873 I’m starting to think our new “wellness advisor” is full of it 1.3038 0.04463 158 118 32 8
874 I got it for a steal on Prime Day. 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
875 Next we can bring the yurt inside and pretend we are surviving the Mongolian winter! 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
876 Enjoying a little royal we time. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
877 I know it’s a staycation, but I feel like I’m still at work. 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
878 I’m seriously considering the option of beheading your therapist. 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
879 Is this equal enough for ya? 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
880 I wish I hadn’t checked the Extra King box on my order. 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
881 You bring me such joy, for a moment I almost forgot about having you beheaded. 1.3013 0.04848 156 121 23 12
882 Actually, I'd said 'ham hock,' but who wants to make a scene these days, y'know? 1.3013 0.04306 156 115 35 6
883 I suppose the Adirondack thrones were a wee bit more dignified. 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
884 I just don't know what to do with my hands! 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
885 Is the throne just a game to you? 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
886 Of course, if we were a Republic this might appeal to the swing vote. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
887 Isn’t it time we at least tried swinging? 1.3013 0.04494 156 117 31 8
888 It’s always been important to me to stay in touch with the swing voters 1.3013 0.04401 156 116 33 7
889 When did you say the throne will be delivered? 1.3013 0.04209 156 114 37 5
890 Sir, I still think there are better ways to make yourself more approachable to your constituents. 1.3013 0.04008 156 112 41 3
891 This is exactly why I was against poker night! 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
892 I’m not loving these budget cuts 1.3013 0.04110 156 113 39 4
893 What do we do now? 1.3013 0.04762 156 120 25 11
894 Lords of the Swing 1.3013 0.04675 156 119 27 10
895 Hygge, shmygge! 1.3000 0.04893 150 116 23 11
896 The hand that rocks the throne... 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
897 I just felt the throne was too pretentious. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
898 The villagers will be pleased to hear of our hanging.” 1.3000 0.04706 150 114 27 9
899 I think I prefer ruling from home. 1.3000 0.04309 150 110 35 5
900 Working from home has perhaps become a little TOO casual 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
901 Neither of us are getting out of this until we come up with a treaty. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
902 Perhaps history will remember me as William the Chill. 1.2987 0.04799 154 119 24 11
903 Tell the Jester that he's fired. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
904 I just couldn't look at those old his and hers thrones for one more minute! 1.2987 0.04134 154 112 38 4
905 Prime Day?" " Yup. 1.2987 0.04619 154 117 28 9
906 We should’ve gotten the California king. 1.2987 0.04973 154 121 20 13
907 Anyone makes fun, that’s what the guy with the axe is for. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
908 Oberlin College (1341) 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
909 Are we under siege or quarantine? 1.2987 0.04334 154 114 34 6
910 I was going for that whole medieval chill vibe. 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
911 Are you sure it conveys the proper sense of authority? 1.2987 0.04030 154 111 40 3
912 I thought swinging would be more fun than this. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
913 They were surprised when I agreed to be dethroned, but it’s actually not that bad. 1.2987 0.04526 154 116 30 8
914 ...and so I said: “cut this man’s head!” And like, I said that so many times, right? Never had a problem with it. Never a problem... But then, as they were escorting the guy away, I was looking at him, his head bowed down, just hopeless, and I thought like, this isn’t right, you know? Like, precisely because I said it so many times, been through this so many times I think, I felt like: is this it? Like, this is my life? And I was getting depressed for a moment there you know, like I need to make some serious changes here, this can’t be all, there has to be more and all that sort of stuff... and then, out of nowhere, i don’t know, it just hit me, like obvious, like I should have always known, you know? Just like that:”hammock!” 1.2987 0.04710 154 118 26 10
915 So this is what they call a 'staycation'... 1.2987 0.04431 154 115 32 7
916 If only the peasants could see how hard I work for them. 1.2987 0.04886 154 120 22 12
917 Why doesn't dad understand that I'm different? 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
918 The queen took it to the "Antiques Roadshow" to have it appraised. 1.2971 0.04869 138 105 25 8
919 From now on, if the court jester wants to design furniture he has to do it on his own time. 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
920 Lord of lords, king of swings 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
921 Don't look at me, you said "Royal size" when you ordered your face mask. 1.2961 0.04925 152 119 21 12
922 Ya think if we ask him to swing us he’ll do it? 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
923 Do you think this is what Shakespeare meant by "uneasy lies the head that wears a crown"? 1.2961 0.04745 152 117 25 10
924 I can't believe we went to war for this. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
925 I'm trying to seem more relatable. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
926 I just feel silly beheading people without a throne. 1.2961 0.04461 152 114 31 7
927 I’m a much more effective ruler if I nap after lunch. 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
928 I make everyone leave before I get out. 1.2961 0.04261 152 112 35 5
929 I’m really glad we went with the Californian King! 1.2961 0.04836 152 118 23 11
930 Lack of leadership can get your ass in a sling. 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
931 Do you get the feeling that nothing about our current situation is remotely funny,and that our lives are drawn in a lazy,haphazard way? 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
932 Looks like we've become a swing state this year. 1.2961 0.04925 152 119 21 12
933 I wanted to cut costs by beheading the jester, but noooooooooooo 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
934 Who are you and what are you doing in my hammock? 1.2961 0.04558 152 115 29 8
935 Don’t worry, a lot of people’s meeting rooms are like this nowadays 1.2961 0.04362 152 113 33 6
936 The throne is being reupholstered. 1.2953 0.04206 149 109 36 4
937 I dunno' honey, but I think your impulse buying on Amazon has gotta' stop. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
938 Call me old fashioned, but a throne creates a sense of awe; a hammock - not so much. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
939 My hemorrhoids are no longer a royal pain 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
940 Sir Lazy Boy designed this prototype throne and wants suggestions to improve it. 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
941 Hear me out Phil, it’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle, the plague will disappear. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
942 In the future we'll be known as the Swing State. 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
943 Modern throne in heather gray, huh? We're never shopping online again! 1.2933 0.04965 150 118 20 12
944 Vote for me and I'll run the kingdom like a business, you said. I make the best deals, you said. And you traded the throne for a canvas hammock? 1.2933 0.04590 150 114 28 8
945 Sure, but now EASY lies the head that wears the crown. 1.2933 0.04288 150 111 34 5
946 Ya'know, all of a sudden ruling over a kingdom seems like too much stress 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
947 They’re all screaming about traditions but between you and me, a throne made of swords isn’t all that comfortable... 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
948 Did you have to pawn everything for that Columbus guy? 1.2933 0.04874 150 117 22 11
949 This is not what meant when I said "we should start swinging". 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
950 I know it's not a real canoe but are you feeling as seasick as you look? 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
951 Want to go outside and sit in the royal canoe? 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
952 People will still bow down to us, they just can’t see us trying to get in or out of this thing. 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
953 Will you just chill? We made a real killing selling those two chairs! 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
954 Last week you bought that invisible suit of clothes, this week you traded in our thrones for this thing. I can’t wait to see what happens next week! 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
955 It is comfortable sir, but honestly I’d feel better if the guard was wearing a mask 1.2933 0.04492 150 113 30 7
956 My kingdom for a second hammock. 1.2933 0.04687 150 115 26 9
957 It’s like the royal kayak but we don’t get wet 1.2933 0.04391 150 112 32 6
958 And that was the moment they realize “Game of Hammocks” would not make it beyond the pilot 1.2933 0.04781 150 116 24 10
959 We could always rewrap it and present it to a serf as a token of our love. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
960 I should have read the fine print in the Magna Carta. 1.2910 0.04596 134 100 29 5
961 Yes, but it doesn't convey "regal". 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
962 That Instagram ad finally got me. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
963 We will never be dethroned. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
964 There’s only one “king” in “hammocking,” old chap. 1.2908 0.04779 141 108 25 8
965 Don't look at me like that. You are the one who insisted on throwing our money away on a timeshare. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
966 When you slay a giant, you acquire his gold and his Speedos. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
967 Ascend the throne too quickly, you flip over and land on your ass. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
968 Well you said you wanted something more contemporary. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
969 Sure, it's more comfortable than the thrones, but will our subjects still respect us? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
970 Remind me. We, as in the royal we? 1.2905 0.04420 148 111 31 6
971 It's comfortable, but it lacks a certain regal authority. 1.2905 0.04523 148 112 29 7
972 Maybe we should have kept at least one of the thrones!? 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
973 Is he still there? 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
974 Your Majesty, rivals are now calling the kingdom a swing state. 1.2905 0.04722 148 114 25 9
975 It's better without clothes. 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
976 The Throne is a bit more shaky today,isn't it,my Lord? 1.2905 0.04207 148 109 35 4
977 The chairs are being reupholstered. 1.2905 0.04623 148 113 27 8
978 If we abdicate the throne, we’ll be swing voters 1.2905 0.04315 148 110 33 5
979 Sometimes newer isn’t better. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
980 Game of Thrones" was supposed to return it after the finale.. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
981 What were you thinking?! You're King! 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
982 I call it the Ironic Throne. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
983 My next idea, a lazy river moat. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
984 It was brilliant. Killing the giant and using his mask as hammock. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
985 You're right, this IS more fun than throwing rocks at peasants. 1.2897 0.04257 145 107 34 4
986 I don't know about you, but this is more fun than ruling our kingdom. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
987 Let's spice things up." you said. "Let's replace these tired old thrones with something fun." you said 1.2897 0.04257 145 107 34 4
988 Score oneth for the jester. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
989 I always heard that ‘it doesn’t mean a thing if it ain’t got that swing.’ 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
990 I bought it so you don’t have to go to that club any more. You can swing here. 1.2897 0.04885 145 113 22 10
991 You're the only one who understands the unrelenting pressure of doing whatever you want. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
992 We got to stop ordering thrones from LL Bean. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
993 . . . and then Melchior says leave the myrrh, take the cannoli. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
994 It's not as fun as showering together! 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
995 I love it, your highness! Did you happen to keep the receipt? 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
996 This is far more relaxing than sitting on a throne all day. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
997 It's time to pack away the summer throne. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
998 And - the serfs- they find this relaxing, you say? 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
999 Waiting for the swing vote 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1000 I thought you meant Hamlet 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1001 I beheaded the guy that brought me this, but I have to admit it is comfortable. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1002 At least it’s king sized 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1003 I need a toilet. What happened to the throne? 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1004 'So, this is just for Fridays, right?' 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1005 I agree. A throne is so not woke. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1006 Does this qualify us as a swing state? 1.2897 0.05171 145 116 16 13
1007 It just doesn’t project authority like I had hoped. 1.2897 0.04368 145 108 32 5
1008 Your restless legs really kept me up last night. 1.2897 0.04582 145 110 28 7
1009 I'll take Macbed over Hammock. 1.2897 0.04786 145 112 24 9
1010 I dunno, somehow the throne just seemed more dignified. 1.2897 0.04685 145 111 26 8
1011 Get your feet off my side. 1.2897 0.04476 145 109 30 6
1012 O.K., you were right. Bunk beds it is. 1.2879 0.04629 132 99 28 5
1013 You get out first.” “No, you first. 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1014 Haha, we're hammocKING 1.2878 0.04816 139 109 21 9
1015 I prefer the seesaw. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1016 I told one of my servants I wanted a ham hock for dinner. 1.2867 0.05121 143 114 17 12
1017 We’re like two peas in a pod. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1018 My dear Hamlet, to swing or not to swing - that is the question. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1019 For the seventh time, my Queen. You swing to YOUR left and I swing to MY right. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1020 I'll try it if you will! 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1021 Why are we sitting in a banana? 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1022 Are you sure we can return it after the 30 day trial? 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1023 I'm all for Casual Fridays, but this is ridiculous. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1024 OK, throne gone; now we gotta work on these weird clothes and hats. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1025 You misunderstood. The King said "big ham hock." 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1026 This is ok, but I requested a ham hock. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1027 I love these staycations. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1028 This plague is fake news...I feel better than I have in 20 years. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1029 Does she know which way you swing? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1030 ..and I don't think the tree fort works for me either. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1031 So we’re all set—my mom called your mom and she says we can have a sleepover! 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1032 We could have just moved the thrones six fee apart. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1033 Thrones are soooo yesterday, don't you think ? 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1034 For a staycation, this is pretty good, right? 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1035 Well who would have guessed we’d have to actually face the consequences of the financial crisis we caused. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1036 Oh, I don't know. Standing up maybe? 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1037 2020: the election year we found ourselves up a creek without a paddle. Or a creek. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1038 My queen, do you really believe this is what our therapist meant when he suggested swinging? 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1039 Well of course uneasy is the head that wears a crown when you've been stuck in that rigid, old chair all day. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1040 It’s more woke than 2 thrones. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1041 I am suspending judgement 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1042 That's enough theory, let's try the canoe in the moat. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1043 When they told me you were swinger I thought..oh, never mind. 1.2867 0.04925 143 112 21 10
1044 It's more comfy, but not as intimidating. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1045 I put the throne in the bathroom where it belongs. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1046 We should have gone for the king size. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1047 After so vile a sin as we have wrought, the royal hanging is not as I feared. 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1048 Were all the bunk beds sold out? 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1049 We probably shouldn't have ordered this in solid gold. 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1050 Yes, this is nice, but I still would have preferred a Royal patio bistro set." 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1051 I was told that Plague Doctor Fauci recommended sleeping in a mask. 1.2867 0.05024 143 113 19 11
1052 This isn't what I pictured when they said "throne built for two". 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1053 It’s much more approachable than a throne. 1.2867 0.04283 143 106 33 4
1054 When will the throne be back? 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1055 I was waiting in line for the throne but this was half the price and free delivery. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1056 Well, they do say that politics makes strange bed fellows. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1057 You had me worried when you asked me if I wanted to ‘hang out’. 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1058 My other friends guard orgies and beheadings, and I get whatever this is. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1059 If I promise to stop kingsplaning, can I get my throne back? 1.2867 0.04166 143 105 35 3
1060 This is not what I had in mind when the mob called for our hanging. What a relief! 1.2867 0.04507 143 108 29 6
1061 They can't dethrone us if we're not technically sitting on a throne. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1062 I'm pretty sure they can't de-hammock me 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1063 But where do you put your coffee? 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1064 Are you sure this is 6 feet apart? 1.2867 0.04824 143 111 23 9
1065 Soooo...how's it hangin' 1.2867 0.04166 143 105 35 3
1066 The peasants demanded we go "hang the king" not "hammocking," Your Grace. 1.2867 0.04615 143 109 27 7
1067 Everyone’s been telling me to hang in there. 1.2867 0.04396 143 107 31 5
1068 Don’t you think you’re taking this whole ‘Renaissance Man’ thing a little too far 1.2867 0.04720 143 110 25 8
1069 Yes, this new hammock is much more comfortable than our old golden straight-backed thrones, but I wonder how it will affect our image as a regal brand. 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1070 ‘Twas kind of Gargantua to give us his old masks. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1071 It’s 2020 and nothing is funny, you hear me, nothing! 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1072 Now, who says the king and queen aren't swingers? 1.2837 0.04538 141 107 28 6
1073 Listen this isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a bed for swingers. 1.2837 0.04965 141 111 20 10
1074 It's great: when the ship of state rocks, I still get a full night's sleep. 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1075 I don't think she likes us hanging out together. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1076 I thought the "ship of state" would be larger. 1.2837 0.04861 141 110 22 9
1077 So then I said to the Electoral College, “Look, I have one more idea....” 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1078 How can we appeal to the swing voter? 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1079 I still say the thrones lent a greater semblance of stature . 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1080 Being dethroned isn't all that bad. 1.2837 0.04425 141 106 30 5
1081 my therapist said this would help with my anger management." "Is it working?" "I'd ask him but I had him executed 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
1082 I don’t think hammock sounds better than round table at all 1.2837 0.04756 141 109 24 8
1083 Not sure. Did you save the receipt? 1.2826 0.04113 138 101 35 2
1084 How long does it usually take for thrones to be reupholstered? 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1085 Doth the Queen deny asking Merlin for a King well hungeth? 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
1086 One hundred commoner tax dollars well spent! 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1087 Perhaps I went too far with the "summer palace" concept. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1088 Call me old fashion, but I think the throne chairs projected a better image. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1089 I bought Hawaii 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1090 HAVOC. I said I was about to wreak HAVOC. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1091 See, we can rule together and both hold sway over the people. 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1092 “Remind me to have the court jester drawn and quartered.” 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1093 I call this my royal hangout. 1.2806 0.04682 139 107 25 7
1094 We've done it everywhere else, haven't we? 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1095 Now we are in it, how do we get out of it and not go viral on YouTube 1.2806 0.04454 139 105 29 5
1096 You go first; I’ll be right after you. 1.2806 0.05005 139 110 19 10
1097 To hell with ruling. Let's just hang. 1.2806 0.04900 139 109 21 9
1098 Dad’s gonna flip when he returns from Camelot 1.2806 0.04570 139 106 27 6
1099 You're the king and this is the best you could do? 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1100 I may lose the peasants’ respect but I’m comfortable as hell 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1101 I'm starting to get bored with this staycation. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1102 You're right, this hammock is super relaxing. I almost forgot your army raped and pillaged my country. 1.2794 0.04390 136 102 30 4
1103 After all those years of sitting on the throne, I never noticed. You're kinda cute. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1104 I hope you don't mind I got queen size. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1105 We only had funding for one throne, and I decreed it should be made of porcelain. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1106 This is definitely not king-size! 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1107 I guess beheading The Royal Hammock Pusher was a bit rash. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1108 Honey, did you think we would be hanging out like this in 2020? 1.2794 0.04264 136 101 32 3
1109 I’m bored. Let’s move to America. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1110 Stop tickling my feet. I’m telling Mom! 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1111 You're right. It is more comfy than a throne. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1112 I wanted to be the state, but you just had to live in a swing state! 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1113 This is your idea of a swinging time? 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1114 I hear it’s very popular with some islanders we just enslaved. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1115 No monarch has ever been dehammocked. 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1116 Maybe the hot tub would work better? 1.2794 0.04972 136 107 20 9
1117 This is a really economical Covid19 get-away! 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1118 No, I don't know where the dog will go. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1119 Who knew a staycation would be so fun! 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1120 The palm trees were extra. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1121 The thrones were too political. 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1122 He said the re-upholstering should only take three weeks. 1.2794 0.04748 136 105 24 7
1123 Well, they arrived and said the thrones were needed for the Presidents's second inauguration. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1124 But aren't mattresses kind of our thing? 1.2794 0.05080 136 108 18 10
1125 Stop rocking or you’re going to learn the next meaning of thrown. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1126 So how long till we find peace? 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1127 This staycation is wearing thin. 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1128 Will this really help me win the election by getting the swing vote? 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1129 The throne made my butt look big. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1130 I arranged for a fun royal date night. And then YOU invited your mother? 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1131 This definitely beats the iron throne 1.2794 0.04512 136 103 28 5
1132 .. the earth is warming, the ozone layer is depleted and the ice caps are melting, But don’t worry we are prepared for the rising waters. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1133 The castle cost enough, OK? 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1134 Can we swing? 1.2769 0.05006 130 102 20 8
1135 You blinked, I win. 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1136 One day, this too will be yours. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1137 Sharper Image. Like it? 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1138 Thrones were overrated anyway . 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1139 The hot tubs were backordered, so we moved to plan b. 1.2769 0.04505 130 98 28 4
1140 I don't hate it 1.2769 0.04370 130 97 30 3
1141 Two peas in a pod 1.2769 0.04635 130 99 26 5
1142 You call this a hanging? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1143 My sword is stuck. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1144 Wait. Why were our horses trying to put him back together again? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1145 The will was very clear - I get half of everything. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1146 Dammit, I'm the King. If I say it's a throne, it's a damned throne! 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1147 They said this change to democracy often hangs on the swing vote. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1148 Looks like they’ve defunded the thrones too. 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1149 Being a royal isn't what it used to be 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1150 Now will you agree this is better than a chastity belt? 1.2761 0.05013 134 106 19 9
1151 I prefer Venice. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1152 Father said we must sit 180 barleycorns distant until the plague abates. What's a barleycorn? 1.2761 0.04900 134 105 21 8
1153 You told me that you were going to make the payment this time. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1154 I hope you don’t sleepwalk ? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1155 The kids say there is a verb for this now. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1156 I'm looking for ways to soften my bloodthirsty despot image. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1157 I thought I ordered a ham hock. 1.2761 0.05124 134 107 17 10
1158 Lets see them try to usurp this. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1159 Your feet are ice cold! 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1160 If the Queen of England ordered from SkyMall, she'd be having as much fun as we are right now! 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1161 I wanted something a little less formal and by God, it really works in the space, doesn't it? 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1162 You're wrong. Lots of kings get pedicures. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1163 And when I slayed the giant, I kept his face mask. 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1164 I don't think this idea will ever catch on. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1165 But you must admit, it does lack a certain dignity. 1.2761 0.04418 134 101 29 4
1166 It's your first swingers' party, too? 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1167 I read that thrones are bad for your back 1.2761 0.04289 134 100 31 3
1168 Bananas? I don’t get it. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1169 Let’s just hang out here until the election is over. 1.2761 0.04665 134 103 25 6
1170 Should we get back to the crusade? - Five more minutes. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1171 I don’t care how much they’re demanding I give up the throne - I don’t know how to get out of this thing 1.2761 0.04784 134 104 23 7
1172 I didn't know you had this in mind when I agreed for staycation. 1.2761 0.04543 134 102 27 5
1173 Another peasant activity we could try involves squatting and a handful of leaves. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1174 I executed the interior decorator you hired. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1175 You're right—this is much easier on my back than the throne. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1176 Not as good as the hot tub! 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1177 I believe we’ve been dethroned. Let’s hope we are not defrocked next! 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1178 And it will make a lovely mask for your mother. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1179 You're right, not the throne room. Probably better outside. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1180 This is so relaxing that I'm rethinking the whole beheading you idea. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1181 Getting in and out is awkward but it makes it a lot easier to ignore the peasants requests. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1182 I dare you to ask the guard to swing us really high. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1183 Didn't you hear me distinctly say "Bringeth us a Ham hock !" ? 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1184 The thrones should be back from the upholsterer on Thursday. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1185 There, now Arthur's Round Table doesn't look so modern, does it? 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1186 How many of these cartoons do you think were drawn by old, white men? Not saying that this one was, but... I have a feeling. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1187 We either hang together, or we'll hang separately. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1188 I know staycations are challenging. But is this really the best you can do? 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1189 No dear, this does not make you one of those hip swingers you keep reading about on the web. 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1190 It’s a loaner from Throne Repair. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1191 Mummy said you were hung. That coulda gone a couple of ways. I didn't see this one coming. 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1192 I agree, the thrones made us look too dictatorial. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1193 Every serf gets a mattress" was a campaign slogan, Harold, not an actual policy 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1194 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said that we could share the throne !! 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1195 You're probably wondering why I invited you here. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1196 Listen, drama queen, you’re the one who said the marble thrones are a royal pain. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1197 How did we get into this? 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1198 Ham hocks? I thought you said hammock 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1199 Any way you cut it, we both lose. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1200 I don’t care if it’s from the New World, I don’t like it! 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
1201 I know these are all the rage, but I prefer my throne. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1202 The soothsayer told me that swinging might help us produce an heir, but I don't quite understand how this is supposed to work. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1203 Think we can still command respect in this? 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1204 .The fool suggested it. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1205 Sure, she got the kingdom, but I have the house and security. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1206 I don't know what "regal" is anymore. 1.2727 0.04314 132 99 30 3
1207 I told you, when you submit a request to Extreme Home Makeover, you run the risk of not liking the renovations! 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1208 You can cross this off my bucket list. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1209 It was more fun with rubber ducks in the tub. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1210 There is no game. Not everything has to be a game of something. 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1211 PR says thrones make us look uppity. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1212 I believe they called it a throne on a rope" 1.2727 0.05055 132 105 18 9
1213 If you find yourself getting bored, we can trade places. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1214 It's so stressful being in a swing state. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1215 Off with the decorator's head! 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1216 Does it come in king size? 1.2727 0.04446 132 100 28 4
1217 We could’ve moved the thrones six feet apart 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1218 To make sure we’re not touching any surface. 1.2727 0.04939 132 104 20 8
1219 So then I said, ‘Where would we even put it?’ 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1220 You’re so cheap. I told you I wanted separate hammocks. 1.2727 0.04699 132 102 24 6
1221 And this is how you balance power 1.2727 0.04574 132 101 26 5
1222 I love this use of your catapult. 1.2713 0.05014 129 102 19 8
1223 By combining our power, I think we can swing it. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1224 You fool! I said 'I could really use a ham hock about now' 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1225 I told you we could both fit. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1226 As I said, hanging is better than beheading. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1227 Is this what it means to be residing in a Swing State? 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1228 I miss the lumbar support of the throne. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1229 You did say when I became Queen I could make some changes." 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1230 Exactly how long are our new thrones back ordered? 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1231 I got the idea from my trebochet. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1232 I said I wanted a hamhock, not a hammock. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1233 More comfortable than a throne until it dumps you. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1234 I think we should get pedicures. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1235 Fine... You can have the throne . I’ll sleep in the car . 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1236 On the website it looked like a canoe. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1237 I thought the two thrones were just too imperious 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1238 You told the decorator you wanted something that shows I’m comfortable sharing the throne? 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1239 Try not to toss in your sleep. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1240 I thought you said share a ham hock. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1241 It’s going to take the two of is working together, or this will end badly. 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1242 It came with my subscription to Travel and Leisure 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1243 It seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1244 This is what was left after they instituted the wealth tax. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1245 Honestly, I wasn’t expecting to remarry. This will take some adjustment. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1246 Comfy, yes. But does it send the right message to our subjects? 1.2692 0.04339 130 98 29 3
1247 It's called a "hammock" and they won't be imported from the America's for another few hundred years. I got it real cheap. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1248 Brother, wouldst thou consider an end to the Royal staring contest? You can have the damn hammock. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1249 I guess they started making throne for 2 in case one refuses to leave 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1250 Who knew restoring the balance of power between our realms would be so comfy. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1251 We've let the royal guard and even the court jester go, hocked all the furniture, drained the moat, what's next? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1252 uneasy rests the crown on a king in a hammock 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1253 You have to admit, having the throne in the bedroom has made things a lot more interesting. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1254 What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?” “what do you call him? “Sir Render 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1255 It looked great in that Caribbean vacation ad. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1256 Yes, I suppose I am a bit of a swinger. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1257 It may lack dignity, but you can't beat the comfort. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1258 If milady be not comfortable, perchance she shall sleep in the tower. 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1259 Next year let's go somewhere for our vacation. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1260 Let's be less formal you said. It'll make us relate more to the commoners you said. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1261 Who are you going to behead for this stupid idea? 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1262 I got it for my power naps. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1263 This really isn't so bad. I imagined much worse when the uprising to dethrone the monarchy began. 1.2692 0.04734 130 101 23 6
1264 I think the only one happy since we swapped our thrones for this ridiculous thing is our chiropractor 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1265 You Highness is suspended. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1266 ´It’s a hung parliament’ 1.2692 0.04979 130 103 19 8
1267 I think it is called Glamping. 1.2692 0.04475 130 99 27 4
1268 We’re all in the same moat. kind of. 1.2692 0.05098 130 104 17 9
1269 Ruling hard or hardly ruling? 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1270 I'm not sure it sends the right message. 1.2692 0.04606 130 100 25 5
1271 You see, this will make people feel like we're just like them. 1.2692 0.04858 130 102 21 7
1272 Well, they can't say we're in bed together if we use a hammock 1.2692 0.05326 130 106 13 11
1273 How do we get out? 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1274 Now we can nap in state. 1.2683 0.04908 123 96 21 6
1275 Coronavirus Vacations suck! 1.2683 0.05042 123 97 19 7
1276 This is the biggest banana peel I've ever seen in my life 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1277 Are you sure this will help making me look less authoritarian? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1278 I’m the King of Swing 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1279 This isn't what I meant by swinging, my dear 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1280 When you said you and the queen were swingers, I was thinking of something a little more exciting. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1281 What do you mean you forgot the snacks? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1282 6 feet apart 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1283 I told them I was in the mood for a ham hock. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1284 The crown doesn't seem as heavy anymore. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1285 I really don't think that your idea will catch on, King Hammock. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1286 Technically we need at least one more person to really call it swinging. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1287 It's a canoe. When it floods you just cut the strings and float away. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1288 And it's 40% lighter than a throne in case of a revolution. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1289 I agree it would be more fun, but we keep these crowns only if we don’t rock the boat. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1290 The pillows are coming on Tuesday. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1291 This power-sharing agreement has gone too far. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1292 I must admit, it's a helluva lot easier on my back. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1293 Ok. Let's switch. 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1294 Frank and Martha ruled with a very light touch. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1295 We should have gone with the bean bags. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1296 I say “Vive le insouciance” 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1297 What to join the one foot high club? 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1298 King Donald, are you and Vice President Pence finished working on your swing states? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1299 Does this make us swingers? 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1300 I've made usurping the throne less enticing. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1301 Looks like a boat — but all of the seasick, none of the progress. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1302 Welcome to the Royal House of Hammocker-Schlemmer. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1303 The catalogue photo made it look so much more fun. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1304 Can’t we behead somebody? This Staycation is getting boring. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1305 Remember, we're in this thing together! 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1306 I ordered it from LL Bean. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1307 This isn't what you meant when you said you wanted to "swing as a couple?" 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1308 Know any good word games? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1309 I swing both ways. 1.2677 0.04250 127 95 30 2
1310 I think you misunderstood when I told you we should start swinging. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1311 1000 thread count befitting a king? Be that as it may, my dear, this is simply not a viable alternative to the iron throne. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1312 It feels like a twin yet looks like a king! 1.2677 0.05297 127 103 14 10
1313 Sure an ermine or sable one would've been softer, but canvas is so much more durable . 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1314 hey Donnie, do you think Uncle Vlad will give you the Whitehouse someday? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1315 Oh lord, the suspension is killing me! 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1316 Don't you think we can afford two of these, so I can lie down and take a nap? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1317 Of all the crap you’ve bought during lockdown, this is the worst! 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1318 How long before high tide? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1319 I wonder where Daddy put Ivanka? 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1320 Are we being lulled into a false sense of security? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1321 A hot tub would have more gravitas. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1322 Schwing!! 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1323 Have you ever been on a catapult ride? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1324 I don't get it it. You said you wanted to try swinging. What's the problem? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1325 This is all we could afford with the taxpayer money. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1326 Peregrine if it's a boy. Araminta if it's a girl. Do those sound pretentious enough? 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1327 I told you a royal timeshare was a bad idea. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1328 See? Didn't I tell you if they 'took the throne' it'd be a blessing in disguise? 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1329 No this does not feel like Mexico. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1330 Let's keep at it. Even Victoria and Albert had to practice to make a full loop." 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1331 Are you familiar with motion sickness? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1332 Times are changing. I ordered Queen sized. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1333 I ordered recliners. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1334 Best Prime Day purchase EVER! 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1335 How do you suppose the war is going? 1.2677 0.05414 127 104 12 11
1336 Are you sure that he is bringing the thrones back? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1337 I think the marriage counselor is wrong. This isn't helping at all 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1338 I don't know that "king-sling" really has the same resonance. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1339 I didn’t know you were a swinger! 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1340 Now get off. It is the eunuch’s turn. 1.2677 0.04670 127 98 24 5
1341 We should have gotten a water bed instead. 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1342 Now isn’t this a lot more comfortable than your musty old throne? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1343 You're right, WAY more fun than the thrones! 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1344 After five margaritas, it feels just like Cancun! 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1345 Hmmm...fun...but how about we try adding some water and a small duck? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1346 It don't mean your king if it ain't got that swing. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1347 I appreciate the thought, dear, but what I asked for was a ham hock. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1348 Maybe we should have just bought two thrones. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1349 This will do until the La-Z-Boy arrives. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1350 I wonder what the Schlemmerers are up to. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1351 I didn't know that this was what you meant by being a swinger. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1352 Advice: hammocks are not a good idea for your wedding night! 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1353 Thrown? We'll probably just fall. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1354 Will ye commit to a peaceful transfer of motion? 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1355 Next year I want to go on a real vacation. 1.2677 0.04394 127 96 28 3
1356 So this is hammoc-King? 🔥 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1357 Her majesty said if I wanted a throne fit for a king then I needed to start acting like one. 1.2677 0.05178 127 102 16 9
1358 This staycation is less fun than I imagined 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1359 The Royal Hammock wasn’t my best idea. 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1360 I guess if there's no throne there's no game 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1361 It s more comfy and all - but dont you think we could be seen as hanging on to power, dear? 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1362 You know how difficult it is to make an heir in here. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1363 I told you not to hire a remote interior designer! 1.2677 0.05055 127 101 18 8
1364 I was a little worried when you said we’d be hanging... 1.2677 0.04930 127 100 20 7
1365 Yes, the peaceful transfer of power includes the hammock. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1366 You’re the one who said a swing in the bedchamber would be kinky. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1367 And let the flagons overfloweth with daiquiris! 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1368 The peasants will run 'amok', brother, AMOK. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1369 By Royal Decree, I hereby declare no more Throne Room shopping at IKEA. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1370 So what do you think everyone else is doing? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1371 It sounded a lot more ominous when they promised to hang us 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1372 Let's call it "The War of the Reposes" and break out the royal champagne. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1373 The throne was just a royal pain in the butt. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1374 I got the idea from the dungeon! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1375 I miss sailing and looting together... 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1376 We're poorly drawn and the premise is shit. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1377 The seat of power was never so comfy. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1378 We’ll go on a real vacation after the siege. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1379 Our traditional thrones are in the bathroom. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1380 Off with their shoes. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1381 The game of hammocks? Seriously? 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1382 Why didn’t we think of this sooner? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1383 Do you think the peasants will think we're chill now? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1384 There. We tried comfort. Can we to back to style now? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1385 I'm beheading 30% fewer people since I switched! 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1386 See, if you suspend a canoe on ropes like this, you don't need water. So I banned water. 1.2640 0.05098 125 100 17 8
1387 You were right your Highness, the two person was definitely the right move.. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1388 At this point, even a throne would make us seem more down to earth. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1389 Now I hope you understand why hammock is a better than hemlock. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1390 Winter's coming - can we switch back to the thrones now? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1391 How do we get out of this? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1392 Funny you should ask, I was in the dungeon having a peasant stretched on the rack and the idea just popped into my head. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1393 Maybe this will finally start some rumours that we enjoy the swinging lifestyle? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1394 Well, it is better than the three-legged stool, but not much. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1395 I don't know I think I prefer the roundtable. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1396 We should never have allowed the internet to vote in the 'design the throne' contest. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1397 I thought we ordered a king size 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1398 It's better than a sofa throne. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1399 If your father hadn't reneged on the dowry, we could be sitting on thrones right now. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1400 This is the closest thing you could find to the Banana-lounger that the peasants had in the park? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1401 I still think we should have gotten royal bean bags. 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1402 When are the thrones coming back from the reupholsterer? 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1403 We need to stop buying thrones from that boutique shop 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1404 Yeah, thrones are so overrated. 1.2640 0.04420 125 95 27 3
1405 This is my idea of casual Friday! 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1406 The Jester is no longer with us after he asked me, "How's it hanging.'" 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1407 When summer's over, we'll go back to being cruel. 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1408 Are you sure we are 6 feet apart 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1409 Mr. Columbus says he did a huge trade deal with China that will make Spain great again! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1410 This staycation just isn't cutting it. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1411 I told you not to play a game with our thrones. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1412 This is not as much fun as I thought it was going to be. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1413 I prefer Lionheart but can live with Lounge Lizard. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1414 Now I'm seasick... 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1415 This is what they meant when they said originalism, right? 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1416 Prime day. 1.2640 0.04970 125 99 19 7
1417 And the best thing is, no one will know on our zoom conference. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1418 A Golden Hammock you say? 1.2640 0.04564 125 96 25 4
1419 The website said it was fit for a king, but I don’t think they meant two. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1420 I accept that the throne was hard on the bum, but how do you get out of this thing? 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1421 Swing State 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1422 I think this is your best invention yet King Hammock. 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1423 Ok yeah but I mean it’s not king AND queen sized 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
1424 My advisor loves it but I’m afraid of ending up in a ‘the emperor has no throne’ situation 1.2640 0.05223 125 101 15 9
1425 Damn those peasants for abolishing the throne! 1.2640 0.04839 125 98 21 6
1426 Thanks for inviting me over for a slumber party Vladimir!" "Anytime Donald. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1427 I'm quite certain I heard: "off to their beds..." 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1428 Thrones are just so fourteenth century. 1.2602 0.04294 123 93 28 2
1429 I love when you wear your ermine socks 1.2602 0.04594 123 95 24 4
1430 Are you sure this is how they do it in America? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1431 This is not exactly what I meant by ‘meeting in the middle.’ 1.2602 0.05142 123 99 16 8
1432 Then I had an epiphany, the kingdom CAN rule itself. 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1433 What did you expect in a swing state? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1434 Darling,I'm not sure this is what the public had in mind when they say we must modernize the monarchy. 1.2602 0.04447 123 94 26 3
1435 I know you're a Republican, but I need you to swing left to get us started. 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1436 It’s called ergonomics, this is supposed to make your back feel better while we work from home 1.2602 0.05011 123 98 18 7
1437 Bloody hell, Henry! That's YOUR turn to swing 1.2602 0.04876 123 97 20 6
1438 Are you sure this is what they meant by "try to create suspense"? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1439 Define “swingers”! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1440 I thought you watched the video about getting out of this thing without flipping. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1441 So much more relaxing than the giant royal exercise ball. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1442 Game of hammocks certainly sounds more fun. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1443 When I said we should get a new throne I meant the toilet. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1444 The giant kept saying, 'You'll be sorry', but I ripped it off his face anyway. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1445 I love middle age. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1446 Darling, I don't want to alarm you, but our rule is hanging in the balance. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1447 Let her watch. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1448 You're right,we should've gone with the king size. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1449 I actually requested a ham hock. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1450 This new throne has done wonders for my stress. I've only executed 5 people today! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1451 I’m not sure either - it was easier when the instructions were in Latin 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1452 If you insist, the thrones are in the backyard. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1453 Swing State ? I don’t think so 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1454 You get off first. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1455 Thrones are so last millennium 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1456 Yes, it's relaxing, but is it regal? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1457 Ok.. I'm bored! What else rhymes with King? 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1458 It's called bipartisanship. I swing to my right while you swing to your left. Then, once we're sick & tired of that, we switch sides. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1459 Wait until the Tudors see our new throne 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1460 Sorry, not my idea of swinging. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1461 ‘They say the divine right of kings is trending again’ 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1462 The guard said we could be overthrown. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1463 This is what you get when you shop at IKEA! 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
1464 You made the Royal deposit and choose this over a toaster? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1465 With this, procreation WILL be divine. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1466 I told you to wait until after the pandemic to reupholster the thrones. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
1467 My doctor said the throne was bad for my back 1.2583 0.04183 120 90 29 1
1468 One of us will have to go first. This is why I suggested pants. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1469 It is more comfortable, but I still think you should have ordered the Cloth of Gold model. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1470 Not as cool as melted swords, but this thing is heaven on the lumbar. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1471 I specifically told you that we should order the King size! 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1472 Staycations are highly overrated. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1473 It’s your turn to get the checkers. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1474 We shouldn’t have pawned the thrones . . 1.2583 0.05487 120 99 11 10
1475 I thought your sister was still selling scented candles. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1476 Our butts are thanking us, but ditching the thrones may cost us politically. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1477 I still don’t know if that cake comment was smart. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
1478 ‘Honey! Now I can handle your mood swings.’ 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1479 Two peas in a pod" is just a saying, not instructions 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
1480 You can return it if it's not your thing. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
1481 Stop! Hammock time. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
1482 I don't remember when we didn't have a hammock throne 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1483 What? Your exact words, "Give up the throne." 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1484 Year 33 of renovations. Can we pick up the pace? 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1485 Andrew does grandma know about you’re being a swinger... 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1486 I dunno. Who do you want to pillage and rape? 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1487 That damn sword throne was killing my butt. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1488 Actually, my dear, I thought that you said you wanted a fling. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1489 It's still a game. But now it's just called the game of hammocks. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1490 It's cheaper AND more comfortable than those old thrones. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1491 Our subjects prefer a more laid-back style 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1492 Sometimes it really doesn't feel like we're in the same boat anymore. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1493 They said it was King sized, sire. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1494 And I thought we'd always end up in the same boat together 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1495 Found it when I was cleaning out my aunt’s dungeon. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1496 Game of Hammocks just sounds less stressful. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1497 And now what?...... 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1498 See? Isn’t this more fun than sitting on thrones? 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1499 Unfortunately it didn't come in King or Queen size. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1500 I’m told this will make us more relatable 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1501 So now, we have to get to the other side of the room, BUT, the floor is hot lava. 1.2558 0.05774 86 68 14 4
1502 Methinks we should have worn the royal trousers today. 1.2544 0.05546 114 94 11 9
1503 Prepare the royal slackline! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1504 Staring contest ... Go! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1505 I think we have been dethroned 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1506 It said “sit like a king” on the box. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
1507 I think swinging is overrated! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1508 ...And ta-da, a summer palace! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1509 You want to hang out together? 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1510 I ordered a ham hock! 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
1511 I said I wanted ham hocks!!! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1512 No, I"M the king of swing! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1513 So, I guess this is a truce? 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1514 In retrospect, it was a waste to redeem all my Amex points for a ‘floating, reflective experience.’ 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1515 This came from the Viking catalog? What were you thinking? 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1516 Let's see who's the king of swing. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1517 And I love how easy it is to clean, servant-wash cold, dragon breadth medium. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1518 Once I retired, the throne just didn't feel right. 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1519 There sure is a big drop from heir to the throne to second and third in line. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1520 You should see what they did with the guillotine! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1521 Even if we change sides, you’ll still have the best view. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1522 Remember, the Court Jester said this will make us look smarter. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1523 Isn't this more comfy than that Iron Throne? 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1524 Are you sure it was a good idea to go casual in the throne room? 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
1525 It's supposed to be more ergonomic! 1.2542 0.04533 118 94 20 4
1526 At least we can say that it's better than that throne made of swords 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1527 ...and that's how Queen Eleanor swayed the king. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1528 I know, I know! And another advantage of this throne is that you can wear whatever kind of shoes you want. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1529 They say that while I was gone you had a garage sale... 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1530 Have we been promoted or demoted? 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1531 Should we dispatch or a messenger or is it obvious we’ve given up? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1532 Let's just swing a minute! 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1533 I'd rather be hanged than throne. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1534 WOW! I loved that movie. Jessica Chastain gave an amazing performance." 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1535 I feel like our throne is really easy to topple, just my opinion 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1536 "Thrones are passé. Our subjects want a more approachable, down-to-earth vibe." 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1537 ''You will never get a Knight's rest in this thing!'' 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1538 In the land of hammocks, the one-eyed man is king!” (NOTE: This joke assumes that these people are supposed to be cyclopses but possibly they just look like that due to the artist’s drawing style. If they’re meant to have two eyes please disregard. 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1539 It said “King Size” on eBay. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1540 Don't look up, Damocles. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1541 Want to go back to the tent in the dining hall? 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1542 Ok! Now it's your turn to rock the hammock! 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1543 En-ga-land swings like a pendulum do. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1544 This is a king bed? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1545 Hopefully this is what they meant when they said the Kings should hang... 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1546 The ad said, "100 nights risk free!" 1.2542 0.04202 118 89 28 1
1547 Oh Henry, are you sure they won’t mind if we’re swingers? 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1548 Surely there's an easier way to abandon formality and look cool? 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1549 Trust me — a “Game of Hammocks” spin-off will be huge! 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1550 This is quite nice, but how do we get out of it with out looking like fools? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1551 It's called the Renaissance . 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1552 Yes, it's comfy, but Royal Hammock just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1553 What happens in hammock, stays in hammock. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1554 I presume this is one of your jester’s bright ideas 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1555 They call it a Hamlet! 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1556 Duke and Duchess of Hammockshire sounded better on paper. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1557 The Kings of Swing 1.2542 0.05133 118 95 16 7
1558 You’d think we could afford a bed 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1559 I know I’m the swing vote but this is not going to swing me one way or the other with you around. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1560 My public relations team says this will make me more relatable to the peasants 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
1561 Meanwhile, in the Kings-R-Us throne showroom... 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1562 Wait what did you think game of thrones meant? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1563 I heard this is the same hammock that gave Richard III back problems. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
1564 I appreciate your gift, but I can still feel the tension 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
1565 Who had the throne thrown out? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1566 "Perhaps an apple-cart would make a more balanced metaphor." 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1567 It’s comfortable enough my King, but I don’t like the view. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1568 Do you think they're mocking us? 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1569 The downside is that we have to look at each other. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1570 Return it. This is twin size, not king size! 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1571 Welcome to my swingdom. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1572 I miss our traditional furniture. 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1573 I think we need a nudge. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1574 See I told you! One person at a time! 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1575 I don't care if it WAS a lightning deal on Prime day. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1576 come on! it's your turn make it swing. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1577 They had to sanitize our thrones. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1578 It’s certainly more comfortable, but it’s hard to look regal getting out. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1579 This way we’re not over throne 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1580 This doesn’t feel like a California King. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1581 You get out first". "No! You get out first 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1582 'I swear, dear King Hammock... I'd rather have my head chopped clean off my shoulders than have our family name associated with this vile thing.' 1.2500 0.05320 116 95 13 8
1583 Wait. Are WE the jesters? 1.2500 0.04879 116 92 19 5
1584 Maybe quitting our day jobs wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.2500 0.05030 116 93 17 6
1585 Surely I am gonna have plenty of supporters for "The Rule from Home" campaign. 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1586 Honey, this was not what I had in mind when you suggested that we abdicate the throne. 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1587 It was a gift from my parents. We can swap back when they leave 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1588 Better to play footsie from a hammock than rule from a throne. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1589 I no longer care how long it takes to repair the throne. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1590 I’m glad we got rid of the bunk beds. This is so cozy. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1591 But, it's so much more comfortable than the thrones! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1592 The last monarch was a bit of an outdoorsman. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1593 Yeah, it’s cool. It gives The King of Swing a whole new meaning! 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1594 Ok. One more time. I’ll start. Row, row, row your boat. No wait, let’s do rub-ba-dub-dub two kings in a tub. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1595 I told the servant to bring a ham HOCK... 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1596 Well, after our free one-week trial, we can always send it back. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1597 You know, this would make a great water-balloon launcher. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1598 So much more comfortable than the throne of swords 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1599 I warned you, Sovereign Immunity isn't an allowable deduction. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1600 Sorry, I thought we would inherit the throne. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1601 I hear this Glamping thing is in now. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1602 She said I was snoring too loudly - what are *you* in for? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1603 Keep playing footsie, and you'll wake up two feet shorter. 1.2478 0.05111 113 91 16 6
1604 No one expects any more of us. 1.2477 0.04728 109 85 21 3
1605 I dare say any perceived gains in populist appeal will come at the expense of respect for the office. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1606 Wanna go back to the two La-Z-Boys? 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1607 I thought you said you wanted a change from all the pageantry. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1608 Trust me, this rocking the boat training will come in handy one day. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1609 This way, I have an interesting answer when they ask how I sleep at night. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1610 How the hell do we get out of this thing? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1611 Yes, easy lies the ass that wears the crown. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1612 Someone's going to swing for this! 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1613 I said I would like to spend the weekend in a little Hamlet not Hammock!! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1614 Wow, hammocking really does help you relax and forget about the war, poverty, and pestilence you’ve helped create. 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
1615 Don't you miss the round table? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1616 Tell me again why this is better than a throne. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1617 Ist thou having regrets over beheading the royal carpenter and promoting the royal tent maker to his position. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1618 Alas, Sire! The New Yorker rejected my caption yet again." 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1619 That's it, I'm firing my sorcerer! 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
1620 We'll tell the commoners we're all in this together. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1621 Call the press, this proves we know how to swing ! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1622 Off with the interior designer’s head. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1623 The architect assured me this thrown is topple-proof. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1624 When they "defund" royalty, they take your castle, throne & your bed! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1625 I don't know about you, but I'm really having second thoughts about our interior decorator. 1.2456 0.04589 114 91 19 4
1626 We're roughing it, it's called 'glamping'. Now, what's holding up breakfast? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1627 Supposedly, the key to this democracy fad is to identify with the swing voters. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1628 I wanted his kingdom run amok not a hammock! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1629 I told you that those tax cuts were a bad idea. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1630 This is the best way to get the swing votes. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1631 It's dumb, I know. That merchant was just so damn smooth. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1632 They were out of weighted blankets. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1633 When I asked if you were a swinger, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1634 Thrones are so authoritarian, I'm the people's despot. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1635 I love it. So much more comfortable than the throne thing. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1636 I didn't know staying in your pod was meant to be so literal 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1637 It said ‘King-size’ in the room description. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1638 Maybe we shouldn’t have melted down the throne to make a royal jacuzzi 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1639 to hang or be hung, that is the question. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1640 A throne just seemed too stuffy 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1641 This is so much comfier than the “Twin”! 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1642 I told them you wouldn't want to just sit on a throne all day. 1.2432 0.04286 111 85 25 1
1643 Plus it's infused with copper, whatever the hell that means. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1644 See, I told you we could have a fair and balanced government! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1645 It's not a castle without a man cave. 1.2432 0.05610 111 93 9 9
1646 I wanted the ham hock! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1647 You do know there are other places to sit right? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1648 Relax? I'm down 12 in the colonies. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1649 Spill yourself out and we'll declare a peaceful transfer of power.” 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1650 I love being a swinger! 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1651 It isn't regal but it's a lot more restful 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1652 Virtual sailing is a lot safer . 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1653 I know you can't swim and you are afraid of water, but couldn't we stop pretending we are meeting at sea? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1654 I assume you mean the Royal “Whee!” 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1655 Yes, it is comfier but I worry that we’ll tip over when I knight someone. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1656 Sure, I’ve heard of the Round Table. But don’t you find meeting this way is more intimate? 1.2432 0.04286 111 85 25 1
1657 ''Maybe we should call it a Knight.'' 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1658 Two Birds, One Throne 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1659 One more time, Catherine, your soothsayer was absolutely clear that THIS was the only way to ensure a male heir? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1660 I know. It's just until the throne gets back from the repair shop. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1661 Wait until you get to the pea-under-the-mattress segment of the show” 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1662 Cultural appropriation's not as fun as they said it would be. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1663 This is our throne of lies. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1664 This ain’t no monarchy.” 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1665 Are you sure this makes me look more down-to-earth? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1666 I thought about zero gravity chairs but this seemed more tactile. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1667 I've an idea. Let's go back to the THRONE room. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1668 It was a smart move in the face of the movement to dethrone. No one ever gets de-hammocked! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1669 Sweetheart, this isn't the kind of swing I wanted to spice up our life. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1670 I see you got rid of the furniture. How broke are we? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1671 Maybe, off with all their heads was a bit harsh 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1672 So it is decided: We shall wed our only child to the neighboring kingdom's heir, and in exchange they shall return our frisbee. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1673 You're saying I could have ordered one from Amazon, instead of murdering my way to the top? 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1674 How many mattresses did you really need to prove she's a princess? 1.2432 0.05610 111 93 9 9
1675 My crown is bigger than your crown. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1676 So Issy, this is what we get for our investment in your Columbus guy, 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1677 Can’t play a game of thrones if there are no thrones! 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1678 We have no secrets in the Royal Hammock my son, it is our safe space. Now, was it you who tried to poison me last week?” 1.2432 0.04286 111 85 25 1
1679 I’m not afraid of her, I just need some support. 1.2432 0.04091 111 86 24 1
1680 It is nice and has a certain charm to it that will surely impress the nobles. Still, I'm am hearing rumors of a bed of water in the Tudor's castle. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1681 I ordered it online in April, but it just arrived today. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1682 It's not like we can't afford king-size. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1683 Times are tough for everyone, Phillip. You'd do well to be grateful for what we have. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1684 I think Lord Lawrence of Bean is onto something. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1685 There can only be one! 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1686 I liked it better with trees 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1687 Much more comfortable than those old wooden thrones. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1688 Sorry, I didnt know they were restoring BOTH thrones on the same day. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1689 The ad said 'live like a king'! ...I dunno, I like it. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1690 Can't we just behead the marriage counselor? 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1691 The court jester said that getting out is the easiest part. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1692 What time is this boat scheduled to sail? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1693 I'm not getting out until she puts down that battle axe! 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1694 I said I wanted to share a ham hock with you. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1695 When Ethelred gets here I have a tub we can move to. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1696 If only it were this easy to take down unfit leaders everywhere.... 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1697 I never really bought into the whole ‘uneasy lies the head that wears the crown’ thing. 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1698 It was either this or the Tower. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1699 Yes son, someday you will ascend to the royal hammock! 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1700 I'll be so glad when the thrones are back from the upholsterer! 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1701 I think we should make future generations call this “hanging out”. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1702 Once you're used to the rocking motion, we can try out a real boat. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1703 We should totally Hacky Sack after the Round Table. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1704 Are we hanged or hung? 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1705 Is this what you thought they meant by "let them hang"? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1706 No! You lean to YOUR right...I lean to MY left!” 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1707 This fall on NBC, Game of Hammocks 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1708 It will be the best show since the 4 and 20 blackbirds baked in that pie. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1709 I don’t really miss the round table 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1710 Easier to conceptualize world domination after a nap. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1711 The throne really was such a pain in the ass. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1712 It goes without saying that this new throne rules. 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1713 Admit it, that throne was a royal pain in the ass. 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1714 As always darling, we can’t lean left or right. Let us simply smile and enjoy our comfortable position. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1715 Thrones are overrated. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1716 🎶just swinging in the reign...what a wonderful feeling I’m happy again...🎶 🎶 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1717 So this is my new game, the floor is lava 1.2432 0.05154 111 90 15 6
1718 This is peaceful alright, but until you get out it’s not a transfer of power. 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1719 Cahoots of corruption 1.2432 0.05310 111 91 13 7
1720 I don’t care that the guy at REI told you it was the throne of hammocks, Charles. 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1721 Shall we light the Chiminea, my liege? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
1722 Who knew that being dethroned could be so fun? 1.2432 0.04992 111 89 17 5
1723 Do you think this is 6 feet? 1.2432 0.04473 111 86 23 2
1724 Rule number 1, the floor is lava 1.2432 0.04826 111 88 19 4
1725 What sleep number are you, your Highness? 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1726 I was hoping for a more stable reign. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1727 Yes, I agree, what it lacks in decorum, it makes up for in comfort....but is it Scotch Guarded? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1728 Can we at least get a bipartisan good night's sleep? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1729 Can I crash here until the Queen cools off? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1730 This staycation is fine but honestly I can’t wait to get back to oppressing my subjects again. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1731 And the best part is that it coverts into the Iron Throne when we need to impress the peasants! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1732 It’s king-sized 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1733 Truth is I was trying to order a ham hock. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1734 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I agreed to share the throne. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1735 Someday in the future, nearly everyone will sleep in one of these, and they'll call it a king size bed. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1736 I agree it's more comfortable than a throne but it's the dignity matter I'm worried about. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1737 The Royal Hammock just doesn't have the right ring, does it? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1738 Let’s pack up head back to the winter palace. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1739 I don't think this is what he meant about slings of outrageous fortune. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1740 Oh yeah? Cry “Hammock” and let slip the dogs of war! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1741 I'm still not going to debate you. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1742 Just please remember to return my Crown after Halloween. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1743 Keep your cold feet on your side or we go back to our thrones!! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1744 Craigslist Free. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1745 I don't mind napping in the hammock with you, dad. But it gets a little weird when you sing lullabies to me. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1746 Guess we’re in the same boat. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1747 It’s called a love sack. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1748 With the delivery delays through the postal service, Throne Depot said I was better off buying local. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1749 I don't know. I kind of miss the throne. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1750 Let’s live with it for a few days 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1751 Hanging chads 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1752 We're not the only ones that feel that two heads are better than one. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1753 So there really isn’t much to it, son. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1754 I got it at the trebuchet.com super sales day! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1755 Think we can rock,then roll? 1.2389 0.04580 113 92 17 4
1756 It's called... glamping! 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1757 We tried exercise balls. We tried standing thrones. Why not this? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1758 How do you like camping? 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1759 Sorry. I thought it was just a fart. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1760 I told you we’d both fit 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1761 Okay what exactly is Kuma Sumatra? 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1762 I couldn’t decide between a throne or a bed of lies. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1763 To swing or not to swing, that is the question." 1.2385 0.05514 109 91 10 8
1764 Is that your toe or are we doing leech therapy again? 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1765 This is not what I meant when I suggested we try swinging. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1766 What do you mean Lancelot has one of these for his banana? 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1767 This is not at all what I had in mind when I said I would share the throne. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1768 After nap time, back to the executions. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1769 See we could've bought a bed but this is what you found in the thrift store 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1770 I'm already sick of looking at you and it's only been 2 minutes. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1771 Wow this fills up with piss faster than I thought it would. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1772 All right. Who farted?! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1773 Throne, shmone, it's good to be the king that swings! 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1774 Remember to counter balance when your sword is drawn for the knighting ceremony. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1775 Your Majesty, I think we need to raise the taxes! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1776 This is much more relaxing than the Ottoman Empire. 1.2385 0.04496 109 85 22 2
1777 My kingdom for a mai tai! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1778 Sometimes I feel like it's all just a game of hammocks. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1779 Summer is coming. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1780 I know that, as king, I can, but I don't think that, as king, I should. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1781 You're taking up all the foot room. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1782 I sold it to fund health care. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1783 See? Isn't this better than attacking France again? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1784 Wait...I asked the Royal Chef for ham hocks ... 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1785 I found it on Amazon. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1786 So yes, it's a two-place hammock. Bought it on a royal tour of Ikea. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1787 While the Royal Swayer is in the dungeon it's we who suffer. 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1788 That’s the last time I tell the Court Fool I want a Ham Hock for dinner! 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1789 I just thought that by changing up the seating we’d seem more approachable to the commoners. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1790 So you say this is the fist swing state in History? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1791 Shall we include the serfs in casual Friday? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1792 Next month, I think hot tubs with platters of grapes. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1793 I don’t know. I liked the thrones better. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1794 Maybe, if we took off our clothes? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1795 1492 seaman training 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1796 Admiral Columbus told me it was super comfy on the Santa Maria. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1797 Are you sure this constitutes social distancing? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1798 Oh, I thought you said, 'join me for some Hamlet' ". 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1799 When my subjects beg for mercy the least I can do is be more relatable. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1800 Next time I'M gong to the mattress store. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1801 and in the Spring, we can move it onto the palace balcony 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1802 You have to admit. this is a lot more comfortable than the traditional hard back throne. 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1803 I try, but I can't relate to common people." 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1804 Fortunately we don’t need to be elected. 1.2385 0.05197 109 89 14 6
1805 Come hither guard. This fool thinks we're sailing back to Norway! 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1806 Chilling in the castle 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1807 Rock, paper, scissors? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1808 This...but make it gold 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1809 And this what they call ‘roughing it’ 1.2385 0.04303 109 84 24 1
1810 Should we ask him to help us out of this thing? 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1811 I just thought the space between our thrones was impacting our relationship. 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1812 Not sure about this new debate format. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1813 It’s a swing court. 1.2385 0.05031 109 88 16 5
1814 I thought we agreed, no more gambling 1.2385 0.04859 109 87 18 4
1815 I know it's The Ogre's mask, but he refuses to wear it" 1.2376 0.05103 101 81 16 4
1816 I liked my throne idea better. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1817 This is sure to bring in the swing votes 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1818 So, how’s it hangin? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1819 I'm reconnecting with the common man. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1820 I asked them to bring us a ham hock, but I think I could get used to this. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1821 It’s all about soft power these days. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1822 Frankly, the 'Hammock King' doesn't really work as well. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1823 Isn't it like stepping into the 15th Century? 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1824 Are you sure he was an "interior" decorator? 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1825 Democracy is not the point of monarchy 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1826 You promised me Venice. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1827 Amazon? Yep, 250 bucks, stand included 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1828 'Well obviously, this is only a full' 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1829 I wanted to give the room a more breezy feel. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1830 The kids just sailed home with a few gifts. This one is trending in Hawaii. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1831 I feel lighter already! You can’t beat Hammockerslimmer Mailorder! 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1832 I want our thrones back. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1833 It seems appropriate since we now live in a swing state. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1834 I'm also getting a Panama hat. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1835 The Casual Friday Throne Hammock never really caught on. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1836 Now that the plague has killed everyone, do you want to play Scrabble? 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1837 It is going to be hard to make a graceful exit from this thing. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1838 I thought you were working the swing shift. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1839 A queen would have fit just fine. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1840 They can take away our throne, but they can't take away our pride. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1841 Evidently, when they told me I'd be assuming the throne, I assumed wrong. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1842 Yeah, I can definitely order executions from here 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1843 Canst thou get out and push? 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1844 If this is all Columbus came up with, I want our money back. 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1845 Great you got in but how do we get out with grace and poise? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1846 When we agreed to share the throne, this wasn't exactly what I was thinking. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1847 Are you sure this is what the starving mob meant when it shouted, "Let them swing?" 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1848 When the mob yelled "String up the princes," I feared worse would happen. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1849 This is your idea of sharing the throne ? 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1850 What do we do now? The brochure said "For swinging Kings" but didn't include instructions. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1851 I think we can finally lull ourselves into complacency. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1852 Just be patient--the re-upholstered thrones will have much better lumbar support. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1853 I was thinking of something else when you said you wanted us to be swingers! 1.2358 0.05454 106 88 11 7
1854 Coming soon is the “Princess and the Pea” sequel, “Two Princes in a Pod”! 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1855 The high court is easily swayed. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1856 You were right. This is more fun than fiddling. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1857 This feels like 6 ft 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1858 This is the way the Governor of Florida does it. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1859 our kingdom hangs in the balance 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1860 Ever want to give it all up and move to the suburbs? 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1861 If it's swinging don't bother ringing. 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1862 Now if only we could get our hands on some kind of outdoor heater... 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
1863 You didn’t turn off the lights? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1864 I’m not convinced this beats our usual Friday night hang. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1865 When you said you were going to take my throne and hang me, I didn’t realize this is what you meant. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1866 The other 99% wouldn’t fit in here anyway 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1867 Mattress King was closed, so I got this from HammocKing instead. 1.2358 0.04556 106 83 21 2
1868 I guess they thought “hanging” meant something else. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
1869 Do you think this is what they meant by getting the swing vote? 1.2358 0.05286 106 87 13 6
1870 The Throne was backordered at IKEA so I went with the hammock instead. 1.2358 0.04749 106 84 19 3
1871 I’ve always wanted one of these. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1872 We’ve got to stop meeting like this. 1.2353 0.05246 102 83 14 5
1873 Thrones are just so cliché 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1874 Let's play footsies, Queenie 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1875 I want to be a whimsical dictator 1.2353 0.05058 102 82 16 4
1876 That round of checkers was exhausting! 1.2353 0.04862 102 81 18 3
1877 I told you, COMFORT is king. 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1878 Should we go back to the beanbags? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1879 Your royal manspreading in this hammock is making me regret having the thrones reupholstered. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1880 Any word from the upholsterer? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1881 I said 'hand me my battle ax' not 'I need to relax'. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1882 It says ‘weekend’. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1883 Our reign is secure. No one will want to play a Game of Hammocks. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1884 We’re staying in the royal hammock until they finish cutting the lawn 1.2308 0.04779 104 85 15 4
1885 I was skeptical of glamping at first, if I'm honest. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1886 Well, we need to look at the swing vote. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1887 Ground floor, Venice, does that connect with you now? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1888 Now feel your urges to oppress melt away. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1889 Trust me, thrones were an obstacle! Our subjects will identify with us better if they see that we are like them. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1890 Are you suggesting the royal rower isn’t giving me the intense ab workout they said it would? 1.2308 0.05672 104 88 8 8
1891 And instead of our stupid iron swords I propose to use lightsabers. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1892 First it is casual throne day, next it is peasants denying the divine right of kings. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1893 I hope that knobby throne never comes back from repairs. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1894 My kingdom for a Dramamine 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1895 I think we saved enough on the thrones for some really first class scepters. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1896 I'm not sure Casual Fridays are the best way to build rapport with the commoners. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1897 This glamping thing is getting old. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1898 OK, now, how do you get out? 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1899 So, I was just supposed to let REI coupon expire? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1900 I still wish you hadn’t chopped down those two trees. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1901 Thrones are so 12th Century. A gift from the new World . A place called Pawleys Island. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1902 Methinks the optics of this are bad. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1903 We rock on three. One, two, three. Got it? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1904 "You move and we're both down." or "On three, we're outta here!" 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1905 I forgot the oars!! 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1906 They told me you were a Swinger! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1907 If you must know, I made the mistake of asking the servants for an ergonomic throne. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1908 We both won the title of king with the swing vote. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1909 I'm just afraid my subjects will view me as too approachable. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1910 I wish I found out how uncomfortable this was before I got rid of the throne 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1911 It's good to be the King 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1912 Would a hot tub appear unregal? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1913 No, we’re not couch potatoes. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1914 This has been a fun swing, but I best get back to my wife. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1915 No. You put on YOUR mask. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1916 King: I am King and you are Queen Queen: And together we are.... Together: Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1917 I never promised you a rose garden. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1918 I acknowledge you as the "new age" King of your land, but when we meet like this, underwear is not optional. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1919 I think I'll go out and catch the plague..... 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1920 Maybe not Royal, but way more romantic than separate thrones! 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1921 You blow out the candles this time. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1922 Are you sure this is a staycation? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1923 " Whoa, my Lord, I had no idea you swinged both ways! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1924 Ya know... when I asked if you were interested in exploring “swinging”... this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1925 Do you think she’ll let us play on the trampoline too? 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1926 Once the Times got a hold of my tax returns, this is now royal living 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1927 Let them rule while we hang. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1928 You’re gonna love sleeping in it ... they call it a California King! 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1929 Suspension is exhilarating; lets try it with the constitution. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1930 So, how, with grace and dignity, do we get out? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1931 Getting in and out is a royal pain in the ass. 1.2308 0.05672 104 88 8 8
1932 Well, we had to do SOMETHING while they were at the upholsterers. 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1933 I don't think this will out crazy George III, Chuck. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1934 Honestly, it was fine until you started with the Bucking-hammock Palace jokes. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1935 Quit shaking! 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1936 My queen, I say it’s fit for royalty if it fits royalty. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1937 Now your subjects can better imagine having a beer with you. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1938 Yes, my dear, I promise not to let the court know we're swingers. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1939 The throne gave me a royal pain. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1940 When did they say our new chairs would be here again ? 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1941 Let’s not be old fashioned,” you said. “Let’s be swingers,” you sai 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1942 Is the crown resting more easily? 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1943 I think beheadings have dropped by 50 % since we got this 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1944 Yes, but it's still better than the tandem rocking chair. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1945 I can see you’re really taking these peace talks seriously. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1946 What do you mean, there is no king-sized hammock? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1947 I know you're the 'Hammock King'. But guess what, I'm the real King! 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1948 Why didn't we think of "holiday at home" sooner? 1.2308 0.04371 104 81 22 1
1949 I know. But it’s a lot more comfy than the Iron Throne. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1950 "I never did like the upholstery on those damn thrones. 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1951 It was terrifying: I dreamed we were common. 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1952 I think we’re finally getting the hang of this royals thing. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1953 I think this hammock would be perfect in the dungeon. 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1954 Now hold it right there - I didn’t say anything when you got rid of my iron fist... 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1955 Wanna switch positions? 1.2308 0.05505 104 87 10 7
1956 I told him I wanted a ham hock for dinner 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1957 Well, you know what they say: two we's in a pod!" "Shut up, Brian 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1958 This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said we should hangout 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1959 I just told the guardsman,"We'll be glad to hang a while," and he seemed totally satisfied. 1.2308 0.04579 104 82 20 2
1960 I know you were tired of the royal thrones, but the royal hammock isn't doing it for me. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1961 My Lord, ur new throne has been delivered... 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1962 Blame the travel restrictions 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1963 No, my dear. When they said they wanted to get rid of the throne this is not what they meant. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1964 ‘The catalog description really didn’t do it justice’ 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1965 I was really into this shared co-working space ...until the plague hit. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1966 Yeah, it’s cool, but I heard Henry gave Anne a killer slackline. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1967 I'm so glad Dad let us redecorate our bedchamber 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
1968 I’ve always said there were benefits to modernizing the monarchy 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1969 You said you wanted the king-sized masks... 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1970 Circa 1253: Royals Try to Influence Swing Voters 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1971 So your husband, Jerry Falwell Jr., just likes to stand there and watch? 1.2308 0.05333 104 86 12 6
1972 i am constantly in a swing state 1.2308 0.04779 104 83 18 3
1973 This is not what I had in mind when I said I’d share the throne with you. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1974 It's my royal hangup. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1975 Not as regal as my throne but definitely more fun. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1976 It's about time we have an axwoman at the door 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1977 It’s no bed of nails. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1978 We're in this together. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1979 Tell me again why this beats a bed? 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1980 I'm glad we gave up the throne. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1981 You're sitting on my foot. 1.2268 0.05182 97 79 14 4
1982 Well, it is more comfortable. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1983 You’re right, I do feel better. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
1984 Prime day has been good to thou. 1.2268 0.04750 97 77 18 2
1985 Okay, the floor is lava. Now what? 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1986 Teeter-totters are more fun. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1987 When I assume the throne, will I get it back? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1988 This is definitely not as much fun as an execution. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1989 Take it up with that guy at the door 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1990 You first 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1991 This canoe simulator is a gift from the Phoenicians 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1992 I would say this is a net positive. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1993 With only two of us we're gonna need a swing vote. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1994 We thought you needed to relax; you’ve been executing a lot of people lately. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1995 Better than the other way of being hanged. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1996 Guard! Summon the Royal Toenail Cutter! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1997 The common people call it "hygge" 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1998 The executioner arrives tomorrow. They told us to use this time to pray for our sins, not to play with our shins! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1999 I wasn't resting easy on the throne. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2000 Trust me. It doesn’t matter if you can’t swim. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2001 Another exciting episode of America’s favorite hit show, Game of Hammocks.. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2002 It's your turn to rock the baby. I'll be in our room sleeping. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2003 Who should we put on the Supreme Court? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2004 Getting out of this thing is going to be a Royal pain in the ass! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2005 We need a new royal marriage therapist. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2006 All you said was to get rid of the bean bag chairs. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2007 All that crusading really did a number on my lower back, so I figured this would help stretch it out. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2008 We should have started Casual Fridays 300 years ago. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2009 I blame myself for giving you the Sharper Image catalog. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2010 Remind me - what was so bad about our four-poster ? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2011 So then I said,"Who wants to sit on a throne for hours? That's just so impractical." 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2012 I will not leave; your victory is fake news. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2013 Being dethroned is not as bad as I thought. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2014 For sure the tabloids will call us swingers 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2015 The peasants are going to love this “progressive monarchy” idea. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2016 I thought you booked us the royal suite! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2017 Can you believe what Ada wore to her son's Barmitzvah? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2018 TGIF 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2019 When am I going to be old enough for a king size bed 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2020 Vaccine is on the way! Next year we’ll be in St. Lucia! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2021 I feel like the peasants don't take us seriously anymore. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2022 The Royal Family’s decision to adopt a “Casual Friday” routine proved to be controversial “ 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2023 We're promising the peasants a banana split republic! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2024 I can’t believe you gave up the throne because of a couple of potty jokes! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2025 Alright, well this entertained me for about half a day of COVID lockdown. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2026 I just think "hammock room" lacks gravitas. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2027 Those swing voters made this a mockery of a debate! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2028 Since when did we become a swing principality? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2029 I hope that the drawing and quartering are as pleasant as this. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2030 ‘Now that you mention it, Gilligan, it IS odd that we had space on the S.S.Minnow for Absolute Monarchy but not some basic navigation equipment.’ 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2031 Royal order? Poppycock. You get out and push me this time. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2032 Have you thought about grad school? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2033 This is way more comfortable than that throne made of swords. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2034 If you think this is great, wait until you try the throne. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2035 I told you, it's not safe to fly right now. You'll just have to imagine that we're on a tropical island 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2036 If I can smell it, she can too. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2037 Do you ever get the feeling the cartoonist has trouble drawing eyes? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2038 I see why the peasants call you Phillip the Relaxed. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2039 Dethronizing is easy...try to DE-HAMMOCKINIZING... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2040 October. It’s time to switch to the Winter throne now. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2041 But the catalog said it was "Fit for a King!" 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2042 Camping is everything you said it would be, Cousin! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2043 'This is temporary. I'm having our thrones re-upholstered." 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2044 When you said you were a swinger this is not what I had in mind. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2045 Like it? The nice people from the giant horse left it outside, next to the volleyball court. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2046 I’ve always had a soft spot for banana republics. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2047 When Wayfair said it's fit for a king it was just newfangled marketing. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2048 Since lockdown, they're telling us to staycation at home. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2049 I don’t think this quarantine vacation thing is really working out. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2050 I like the old one, made of the fused skulls of those who fell by my blade, but I like earth tone fabric. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2051 I feel like a commoner already! 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2052 Did you say that our decorator was from REI ? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2053 And here I thought Hammacher-Schlemmer had folded! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2054 See, I told you laissez-faire was the way to go 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2055 I suggested we share a ham hock. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2056 Whoever said: “with great power comes great resonsibility” definitely didn’t have a hammock. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2057 Rock-a-bye baby just doesn’t seem appropriate. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2058 Frankly dear I prefer our separate thrones. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2059 No, you step down first. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2060 These conferences get more medieval every year. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2061 I told you we should have gone to Mattress King. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2062 You should have seen the other options. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2063 Part of the spoils after conquering Barbuda! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2064 Oh George, thrones are so 12th century... 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2065 Hey, these public hangings aren't that bad! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2066 This is not what I pictured when you said you were a swinger, that you'd rock my world. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2067 We spent the entire budget on these crowns... but the hammock is comfortable, no? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2068 God this fucking blows 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2069 A Royal Social Distancing 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2070 Our other throne is being reupholstered. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2071 Let’s see if you can do around the world. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2072 Thrones are so last century! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2073 Time seemed to freeze in place, as King Cromington and Queen Gladys simultaneously realized that the RIGHT half of the carpet extended to the third step...but the LEFT...did not. 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
2074 Relax. He’s turning the Round Table into a hot tub. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2075 I told you camping was not for royalty 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2076 Who gives a fuck about Christmas decorations? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2077 I'm disrupting thrones. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2078 Getting a little tired of those misleading online ads? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2079 Whatever made thee think 'I want thee in the worst way' has aught to do with standing up in a hammock, Henry?! 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2080 I must say this is a delightful change from the iron throne. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2081 Let's just bask in our latest crowning achievements. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2082 Last time I buy a throne from Restoration Hardware 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2083 Darling, what a marvelous way to use a catapult! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2084 We gotta hang more often 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2085 Deforestation really took a toll on the throne-making industry 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2086 Tomorrow let’s try it outside. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2087 I'm glad we can see eye to eye on this. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2088 Well the Vikings told me these are great for post battle stress 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2089 The environmentalists in my kingdom became part of the problem right after they started to complain about head disposal. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2090 Im just saying, I think it was a bad trade. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2091 Pained is the back that swings in the hammock 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2092 Are you sure this interior designer is the right fit? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2093 You should have seen the giant I took it off Honeybun. 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2094 It's going to get ugly if you keep rocking when I am trying to knight them! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2095 This is a king size 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2096 I don't think this two king hammock is working. Plus it's killing my back. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2097 Not quite what I had in mind when father said we’d be sharing the throne 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2098 Let’s take this down to the moat and see if it really is a canoe. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2099 let's stand up, see what happens 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2100 Recycled trebuchet, is it? 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2101 The salesman told me, no one uses thrones anymore. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2102 Hamlet said we would like this better than our bed. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2103 This staycation is not all I thought it would be. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2104 During the pandemic we have to pretend this is our armada. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2105 If it's on sale, it's on sale. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2106 It's the latest in understated Royal decor. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2107 And this shows our support for absolving income inequality. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2108 I've never let grandiosity sway me. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2109 Is this all there is? We conquered the world to eat potatoes and sit in hammocks. Maybe I should have been a shoemaker. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2110 I said, "My kingdom for a hammock!"...and he took me up on it... 1.2222 0.04881 99 82 13 4
2111 Sadly, the warranty states it's heir proof. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2112 So this is the tropical honeymoon you promised me? 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2113 This is swinging? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2114 They didn't have any King Size mattresses. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2115 Truce? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2116 Now, YOU push. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2117 When you said hammock, I thought we were having dinner 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2118 I used to have a French bed of justice, but it just hurt my lower back too much. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2119 Trust me, 'regal' is just a social construction. It can be whatever we want it to be 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2120 Covid canoeing is crap. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2121 The new interior designer said we need to relax more, less stress. . .fire him 1.2222 0.05478 99 83 10 6
2122 I don’t think this is what they meant by “we’re all in this together.” 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2123 You registered to vote yet? 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2124 In practice the arc of history bends towards just us. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2125 That’s right. We’re putting the game back in game of thrones. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2126 No, you abdicate first! 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2127 I said I was a singer, s-i-n-g-e-r. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2128 Honey, I have a feeling I won’t be able to get out of this thing. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2129 Oh please! Millennials are not 'killing' the throne industry 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
2130 Oh dear, it's like landscape without life. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
2131 This is what happens when you lose The Game of Thrones. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2132 Maybe we should take it back outside. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2133 ,”it’s only awkward if you make it so.” 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2134 If I 'm not remembered as Greg I 'The Hammock King", then history might judge me on my record 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2135 You can fit ten cannonballs in this. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2136 Covid cosy 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2137 I hocked the throne so can invest in tulips. Its all going to work out magnificently. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2138 Our summer castle begs for this sort of ambience. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2139 When was the last time you had this much fun? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2140 Irv, I don't know how you did it, but getting Gulliver to give us one of his old corona masks was a great idea, no wonder you're the king of Lilliput 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2141 It's my favorite place to hang out! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2142 Do you think our bath will be ready soon? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2143 If I say left and you say right, we go nowhere. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2144 The Giant dropped this? Do you think it's safe for us to be hanging out in it??!! 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2145 Cultural appropriation is what I do best. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2146 It's called a ' throne' because we keep getting 'thrown' off of it !" 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2147 I figured that some gentle relaxation would make us more effective tyrants. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2148 Okay, the first one to fall asleep loses his crown...then his head. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2149 Relaxed is the new regal. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2150 So you traded your Kingdom for this? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2151 Perhaps we should try a recliner? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2152 No, you get out and push first 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2153 Tomorrow, I will abdicate the hammock. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2154 Well, you always said you’d like to be put on canvas. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2155 I feel more relatable already. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2156 Well, good talkin' to ya but time's up. I've got a beheading at 4. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2157 Off with the furniture-makers head! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2158 '... and then I was shooting animals in the forest for half an hour to see if my eyesight was working, that's why some knights are missing.' 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2159 Agreed, 'Heir to the Hammock' is groovier. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2160 Oh that puddle? It’s piss! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2161 It's the latest in throne technology. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2162 Honestly, it's not what I expected when you said, "the Queen and I swing." 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2163 I think I prefer torturing and pillaging. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2164 I am so glad you talked me into relinquishing our thrones. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2165 The head that wears the crown is nowhere near as heavy thanks to the royal hammock. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2166 It is not the style. I'm just saying it is not feng-shui. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2167 We might as well have some fun before that guy with the axe wakes up. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2168 I am 85% sure that this isn’t the king sized mattress I ordered 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2169 I’m the rightful heir, you said. I’ll BURN this throne before I share it, you said! 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2170 We aren't just a pod, we royal peas in a pod. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2171 Let make a Crown Prince! 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2172 I figured those thrones made us look a bit out of touch with the plebeians. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2173 Ever tried sex in a hammock? 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2174 The best is when we let our toes intertwine. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2175 Sure it's more comfortable than a throne but where's the cachet? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2176 So, don't you think is way more comfy than those hard Thrones? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2177 You're right. Getting into this thing is a form of torture. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2178 Netflix and chill in the time of Covid-19 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2179 Once your mind is set there is no swaying you. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2180 Stay home order aside, could we at least put it by a window? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2181 Such a better use of the dragon's mask indeed. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2182 We'd better check if this is okay with the condo association. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2183 So would you like to swing on a star...carry moonbeams home in a jar ? 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2184 I preferred the Cialis shoot in the hot tub. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2185 Enough with the royal decrees, let’s play footsies. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2186 I don’t know about you, but as soon as I got in this thing, I just don’t have the energy for starting this month’s war with France. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2187 I like to just chill. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2188 It’s not that I can’t get out to tour the Kingdom….it’s that I can’t get out. 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2189 Guard, fetch us more S'mores. 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2190 Marie, if you rock one more time I'll send you to the Bastille 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2191 The chef asked how to flavor the soup. I said,"we like the ham hock" and here we are. 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2192 This isn't how I expected my life would be in my 30s either. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2193 Just be careful you don't expose yourself to the commoners when you get out. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2194 I really preferred not having to look at you all the time. - Robert J. Khoury, Chicago, IL 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2195 I mean “Game of Hammocks” sounds so much less intense! 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2196 That plague had some silver linings. I’ve made this hammothrone during the quarantine. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2197 Finally- the balance of power! 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2198 'Throne for Two?' Bring me the heads of both Hamacher AND Schlemmer! 1.2165 0.05528 97 82 9 6
2199 This is not what Games of Thrones means... 1.2165 0.05330 97 81 11 5
2200 I hope you don't mind the security guard, he just likes to watch 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2201 The ants won't reach us here, my Lord. 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2202 We like to observe Casual Fridays. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2203 To be honest, things were better with the Iron Throne 1.2165 0.04452 97 77 19 1
2204 Dethroning someone is usually not this comfy 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2205 This is way better than the usual hanging we usually order 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2206 Not what I expected when you asked if I wanted to go hammocking 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
2207 If we are to show the modern side of The Crown I think I would prefer a sectional instead. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2208 Are you feeling the mushrooms yet? I don’t know, are.. Ohhhhhh there it is. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2209 If she wasn't carrying a broad-axe, I would remind her that I requested a ham hock 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2210 It appeared somewhat more august online. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2211 I’m on the pill. Is the rest of this necessary? 1.2135 0.05171 89 73 13 3
2212 I think the thrones were kinder to our backs. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2213 We've lost the Game of Thrones, so I've entered the Game of Hammocks. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2214 Do you think you might be taking this "Queen of Leisure" thing a bit too far? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2215 An uncomfortable diarchy. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2216 Not tonight .I've got a hammock . 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2217 Good posture is overrated, if you ask me. No offense. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2218 The guy that stole the throne --what was his name again -- Tump? Hump? Rump? I forget! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2219 Got a good deal on this Air B n B 1.2128 0.04244 94 74 20 0
2220 How else would one ascend a throne? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2221 I really don't see how a self-portrait would make this more fun 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2222 I'm not sure this new casual throne is intimidating enough. 1.2128 0.05833 94 81 6 7
2223 I'm guessing we now have a pair of very ornate lawn chairs. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2224 We can throw out the Preparation H 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2225 Being dethroned won't stop us! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2226 I'm so glad we got over the 'Your castle or mine?' thing. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2227 That's why it's called the Hammock Room. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2228 Can we get the thrones back? I'm getting seasick. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2229 I told you I'd give you the most comfortable seat in the castle. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2230 It might capsize, yes, but then we’ll know for sure if they do respect us. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2231 We got it for nothing. All we had to say is the company is under Royal Patronage 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2232 It may seem rather American and frivolous, but you must admit 'first in line to the hammock' does sound like a lot of fun! 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2233 We hang together because we can't hang separately. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2234 I had the jester beheaded, but he'd already sold the throne. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2235 I ordered it from Amazon your Highness.... 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2236 Well Dad said the next time he caught us sneaking out after curfew, he'd have our asses in a sling. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2237 I want my throne back. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2238 This is the last time I let you order from the SkyMall. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
2239 I actually said, “I’d rather like haddock for dinner”. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2240 This will not seem kinky in 800 years and we will be famous! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2241 That is the last time I order a throne from L.L. Bean. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2242 We really should reek hammock on everyone... 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2243 Of course I like the hammock... I just think renaming the country to ‘The Swingdom’ is a little too far. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2244 Do I know you? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2245 Perhaps trickle-down economics is too taxing on rhe kingdom. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
2246 This Throne looked different online 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
2247 Wait, how do we get out again? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
2248 Perks of living in a swing-state 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2249 I'm calling it, the ice caps are going to melt and this is practice for a canoe 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2250 It's a gift from the King of Transylvania. What could go wrong? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2251 On the next Royal Podcast...Merlin states the middle ages won't be nearly as bad as 2020 a.d. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
2252 I know it sounds like a cliché, but .. I never thought it would end this way.. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
2253 Thanks to the swing states, I'm now King 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
2254 I miss thrones. 1.2045 0.05152 88 73 12 3
2255 Chop, chop! We haven't all day. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2256 Better still, how about a royal Jacuzzi ? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2257 ‘They people say we’re like two peas in a pod.” 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2258 With the pandemic, just pretend this is Tahiti. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2259 It also comes in King size. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2260 Who says you need elections to be a swing state? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2261 Apart from the round table, Arthurs 'revolutionary' seating arrangements were not a hit 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2262 I’m not ready to abdicate. Proud boys, stand back and stand by. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2263 I'm tired of playing tootsie. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2264 “It reflects not well on the royal wee.” 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2265 Shall we call it the ship of state? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2266 This is not what I meant by becoming a swinging couple. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2267 I swear I didn't order hammock on rye. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2268 I liked the king-sized bed more than this one". 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2269 HONESTLY, I SAID TO DOUBLE THE HAMHOCK ORDER, NOT ORDER A DOUBLE HAMMOCK! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2270 When you said you wanted to be swingers, I had something else in mind. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2271 I thought that you said do I like ham hocks. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2272 This was the upgrade option! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2273 This Black Death thing is really starting to affect our bottom line. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2274 thrones suck, actually 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2275 We can’t be the only swingers in the kingdom, George. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2276 You ever think we're getting too comfortable up here? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2277 I sent Sir Gwain to find the Sword of Destiny, but all he could find, he said, was the Hammock of Uncertainty. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2278 Since when has the revolving door become a slingshot? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2279 Honey, try not to swing so much during the night. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2280 Our thrones will soon return from the Royal Refinisher, dear, just hang in there a little longer. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2281 Guard! Snag us a couple of cold ones, without haste. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2282 “You said a new bed would bring us closer.” 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2283 Please don’t look at me that way , can’t we just hang here until after the election pretty please 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2284 We need to find a new throne dealer. Their loaners are THE WORST! 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2285 Hopefully he'll realize we can't get out. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2286 Tell me again why you cut down all those trees. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2287 Not exactly what I had in mind when you asked if I'd be interested in a swinging lifestyle. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2288 it's OK as long as we're 6 feet apart. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2289 Are you sure Thor said we could borrow his mask? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2290 When will the thrones be back from the cleaners? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2291 Yeah, it's neat, but, like, I wanted it to be on an island. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2292 I'm sorry I don't swing that way. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2293 Nice of the giant to leave his mask for us to use as a castle-warming gift before the mattress is delivered. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2294 She's thinking , "I can't bare that I gave this up for a knight on the town!" 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2295 Then why did you buy it, if it wasn't available in king-size? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2296 Well, I’m sure the court jester will like it. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2297 I wish we installed this after the annual bath. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2298 First one to move loses the kingdom. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2299 This isn't the swinging I had in mind. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2300 You know that gossips will call us swingers. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2301 I don't care what the Queen said. I chose to sleep down here. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2302 What’s next, Elizabeth? ‘Maybe a swing set for the kids? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2303 He said he'd 'restore the throne to its former glory!' I couldn't say no! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2304 I'm betting we get all the swing states! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2305 How you like it, me amore? It's the latest in throne room design from the Leonardo da Vinci collection. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2306 I asked if he ever ran amok with that weapon of his and now this....? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2307 I don't care about the Feng Shui, we need our thrones back 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2308 How you hanging? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2309 Now tell me, why did you schedule this emergency therapy session? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2310 Not sure this staycation was a good idea. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2311 How fun, now we're like two peas in a pod. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2312 All things considered I would rather be on a south sea isand,but thanks anyway. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2313 This doesn't get you out of taking me on a vacation. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2314 I fell out three times before I figured it out. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2315 Dignity, no. Resting my bones, Yes. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2316 This, I'm told, is hoe the common folk have fun. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2317 We had more privacy in the four-poster. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2318 You got your Royal Throne for your ceremony and you got your Royal Hammock for your comfort. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2319 Most of what Ikea makes is great. Thrones...not so much. Drew Bridges Wake Forest, NC 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2320 Son, your mother is threatening to cut the cord 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2321 When I agreed to share the crown, this isn't what I meant... 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2322 I think it's a new invention called a vasectomy, or "we don' t want any more kids." 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2323 We're like two princes in a pod. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2324 I thought a "staycation" might do us good. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2325 Get over it. Benny Goodman is the king of swing. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2326 Look, it's a touching moment - but it's not social distancing. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2327 “When I said I wanted a more relaxed decor for the throne room, this was not what I had in mind.” 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2328 Maybe a little pillaging and burning will get you out of your slump. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2329 I requested the executive king suite and we get this?! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2330 Me thinks the king and queen are swingers! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2331 Now on HBO: Game of Hammocks. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2332 I think we’ve used this mask to the limit. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2333 You and me, we’re like two peas in a pod, except we’re two kings in a sling 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2334 Well I guess we’ll just have to wait for the swing-states votes. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2335 I thought this would be a good way for us to bond and maybe move past our history of committing mass atrocities on the other 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2336 And see, if you didn’t raise taxes then your lower back would still be in pain. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2337 So this is what they meant when they said we were to be hung 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2338 You've got to accept election results, Donny! The white hammock is not big enough for us both. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2339 The throne we ordered got back ordered again... 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2340 When they said they would hang us, this isn't what I expected 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2341 I came from France to see this, George?" "Well, imagine it between two trees in the forest, Louis. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2342 When did you become a hammocker, Schlemmer? 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2343 I really believe this will make us appear more “relatable” to the people, Charles 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2344 I said Middle Ages, but make it 2020. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2345 You can call it a throne all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that it's a hammock 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
2346 They're coming back from the re-upholstery on Tuesday or on Wednesday? 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2347 Yes, hammock sex is a thing. I saw it in the urban dictionary. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2348 I once visited a spectacular new world called IKEA, and..... 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2349 My fantasy was to feel like a King making love in a hammock. I think the reality is different. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2350 Call it what you like but feels more thong than throne 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2351 The people are criticizing me again for being too laid back. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2352 Maybe the low bid mandate needs amending. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2353 No! You have to Get Out first! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2354 I don't care HOW far they paddled in it to conquer the kingdom – I am NOT sleeping in a damn canoe! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2355 It is more comfortable than the throne but I like to look them in the eye when I say, “Off with his head.” 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2356 I’m even starting to feel more relatable. 1.2022 0.05577 89 76 8 5
2357 I told you marriage is no bed of roses. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2358 Yes, they told me that this is the king size... 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2359 I know we use these to carry the dead, but this is ten times as fun. 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2360 Matching thrones is dumb,” you said. “Think of something else,” you said. Now look at us 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2361 Are you sure this is how to prepare to win in a swing state?! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2362 Don't rock the swing vote! 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2363 Looks like my idea of being a swinger is not the same as yours. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2364 Do you really think that this new throne design will appeal to younger subjects? 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2365 Who knew retirement would be this great. 1.2022 0.05343 89 75 10 4
2366 Just between you and me, I fear for my future here if I don't stop talking to myself. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2367 So this was what you meant by we're sleeping in the skies tonight 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2368 At least the guard’s 6 feet away 1.2022 0.04282 89 71 18 0
2369 I thought this would make us appear more relatable with the under 30 demographic, but apparently this brand uses inherently unsustainable nylon and doesn’t offer employees paid maternity leave for both parents. Do you know how to delete photos on social media? 1.2022 0.05801 89 77 6 6
2370 Believe me, it will take more than this to topple the monarchy. 1.2022 0.04842 89 73 14 2
2371 You said Covid wouldn’t change our autumn vacations... 1.2022 0.05099 89 74 12 3
2372 ...Plus, I find it unnerves the peasants on royal request day. 1.2022 0.04570 89 72 16 1
2373 Uncle Richard loves us and would never hurt us…r-right? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2374 Doth Thou Have Any SP40? 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2375 This is what happens when you take a non approved covid cocktail—delusions of grandeur 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2376 It is a lot more comfortable, but "speech from the hammock" just won't have the same ring. 1.1954 0.05128 87 73 11 3
2377 Merlin's recommendation-- everyone else sees a throne. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2378 Putting that Humpty together again sure takes it out of you! 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2379 At least they can't say we're in bed together. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2380 It's a slippery slope. Next we"ll be swapping the crowns for baseball caps. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2381 I feel like this belongs outside 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2382 They call it a smart bed. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2383 I didn't know you were into swinging 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2384 You need a pedicure..... 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2385 My dear queen, you have toe jam. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2386 I miss SkyMall. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2387 So you think we should call it "The Swingdom of Hammock, eh? 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
2388 I think the guard might be asleep. Can you please go wake him up? 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
2389 Does this come in Cal King? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2390 It's not as bad as what they did to the bathrooms. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
2391 This is a fantastic multipurpose family mask ! 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
2392 But are we holding 'Royal' sway? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2393 Look, a sale is a sale... 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2394 I thank my stars every day that I get to share my hammock with another cyclops. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2395 So THIS is how you wanted to get the swing vote? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2396 What? No ukelele? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2397 See, Mel? Sometimes it’s nice to take a break from the throne. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2398 Yeah, pretty good thanks. Yourself? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2399 The reviews for Judas's Cradle are truly misleading. - Carlos , Brooklyn, NY 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2400 Are you sure that this is King Size? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2401 I've always heard that Swingers have more fun! But now I'm wondering if it was just a hoax. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2402 Wait until you see the royal waterbed. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2403 I thought we were just gonna shake hands at the border. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2404 The hell with social distancing! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2405 Wanna build a fort next? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2406 Since my last check mate, this hammock has been my happy place. 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2407 I didn’t know you swung that way. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2408 So, did we decide on a king or a queen? 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2409 I gave the Royal Rocker the day off. I'm sorry you're so angry about it. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2410 Swing me. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2411 Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown." ...Naah 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2412 Who shall push us?” 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2413 Maybe we should have ordered the King size 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2414 We couldn't get massage thrones? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2415 I can sympathize with peasants breaking their backs plowing my fields: that throne was giving me sciatica! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2416 So maybe the royal hammock wasn’t such a great idea. Next, let’s try the royal seesaw. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2417 'Mmm, I don't think the missionary position will work' 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2418 Ok, what about 'Bunk Bed Thrones'? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2419 This swinging lifestyle sure isn't living up to the hype. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2420 Yes, it's comfortable, but I still prefer the thrones! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2421 It was on special at Throne Depot. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2422 Honestly, it's hard to get excited about this. I thought you said we're getting a ham hock for tonight. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2423 This isn't six feet. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2424 Your “man of the people” needs to use the washroom. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2425 You only hear what you want to hear: I said "Take a swig of the hemlock," and here we are, swinging... 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2426 Why yes, this was my mother's. Why do you ask? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2427 Yes, honey, I agree it's more comfortable. But 'Hammock Room' just doesn't have the same gravitas. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2428 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted us to be swingers. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2429 I've decided to suspend royal duties for a while... 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2430 Could you please have your nails manicured, I’m bleeding from last night! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2431 This doesn't help us to keep our feet on the ground. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2432 Let them eat kale. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2433 It's not like canoeing the Thames, but we are avoiding the black plague. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2434 First, no sudden moves. Second, I want to name it something catchy, like Komfee Throne. Think it will sell? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2435 It was on sale. Just relax, you'll get used to it. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2436 It looked so promising on eBay 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2437 Look alive! You said you wanted to be a swinger! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2438 The Octavius invention! This will go down in the history books! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2439 You don't fool me. I already know why they call you King John The Swinger. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2440 I said "cassock" not "hammock." 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2441 You know, for revolutionaries who swore we'd be hanged, they were surprisingly nice. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2442 I think I like the thrones better! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2443 As king, I never want to forget where I came from: The Bahamas. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2444 We should have waited until he was done re-upholstering the thrones before banishing him from the kingdom. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2445 It sure as hell beats sitting on those insufferable wooden thrones. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2446 Now what, King? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2447 Wait until you see the tube slide between the south tower and the great hall. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2448 It's supposed to relieve royal stress. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2449 This way I can pretend to be at sea. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2450 Sure, I like it, but it doesn't give our kids much to aspire to. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2451 Well, the staycation wasn’t MY idea! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2452 When you said you were a swinger, I didn't expect this! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2453 Well it was your lousy idea to bring out the thrones during the garage sale. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2454 And now we wait for the ice caps to melt. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2455 We really should expand our pod. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2456 Seriously, don't tickle my feet again when I'm ruling. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2457 As the dragons torched the trees we used to hang these on, this will have to do. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2458 Why on earth would we need oars? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2459 This is sofa king chill. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2460 Elvis was the King and he had HIS Jungle Room! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2461 You will trade your throne for a hammock? Seriously! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2462 It's comfier and we don't have to look our subjects in the eye. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2463 You're gonna love the new throne. It flushes. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2464 Don't complain. They let us keep the the cool sconces. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2465 I know, we're all in the same boat. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2466 I don't think that this is what the common folk mean by, "Being a Swinger." 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2467 I thought you’d like it. It was the only thing they had in a king-size. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2468 And it emphasizes our sway over this kingdom! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2469 Stop kicking me! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2470 Heavy is the hammock that wears the crown. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2471 Oedipus Rex,my ass! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2472 What could I do? The lease was up on the throne! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2473 This position does not make me feel authoritative. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2474 You ask him when the timeout is over. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2475 If ‘all the kids are doing this,’ our kingdom’s doomed. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2476 The description read,a throne fit for a king. Damn Amazon Prime! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2477 Why did you behead the royal upholsterer before our thrones were finished ? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2478 Okay her eyes are closed again, let's play footsies. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2479 Did they say when they'd return the thrones? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2480 2 king's 1 sling 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2481 We're still in the same boat brother! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2482 Someday son, this will all be yours 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2483 Being overthrown has never been such fun! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2484 Off with their beds 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2485 Summer's over and this is all have to show for it?? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2486 Sit tight 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2487 Thought I’d replace the iron throne with something more laid-back. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2488 if we get the guard to push us maybe we can swing all the way around 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2489 Do you think we need masks?” “No, no one in the castle needs masks 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2490 I told you we should have gone for the King-sized 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2491 Do you think this is what the crowd meant when they said they wanted to hang us? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2492 I never should have let him go to that Jimmy Buffet concert 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2493 I thought you said swinging was going to be fun 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2494 Are we sure this is what father meant by a public hanging? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2495 I don't care if it says 'king-sized'- it's going back! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2496 I fear we’ve lost our tyrannical mentality. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2497 I'm not sure I like Casual Fridays. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2498 This much safer than using the alligator infested moat as a lazy river ride. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2499 Goodness, it wasn't until just now that I realize I'm not that attracted to you. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2500 Pish posh, your highness! So what if our subjects think we're in bed together. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2501 Snarketty snot, Two kings in a cot, Sun we have not, Neither wine nor mead, Two kings in a cot, Happy we are not! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2502 A strong breeze and we'll be dethroned. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2503 I thought you said this would be a king size mattress" "No, I said it would be a king size bed 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2504 The Royal wheee!” 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2505 I instructed the guard to not come knocking should he see it rocking. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2506 True, the throne is harder but at least it needs no summer breeze! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2507 I told you crypto was a risk. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2508 Dad, it's not quite what I had in mind when you said we needed to more spend quality time together. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2509 How do you like our quarantine throne? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2510 I hope you don't mind. Our thrones were getting tattered, so I donated them to the Crusades Thrift Store. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2511 Next time, check the product description before you order thrones. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2512 Don't you love it every year when the throne goes in for servicing. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2513 I guess the knaves didn't quite understand the idea behind a double bed when they made this. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2514 I love this swingin' lifestyle! 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2515 This is not like canoeing. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2516 Shhh . . . here he comes . . put your socks on . . . 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2517 Although living in the best place is wonderful, it's not all human need 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2518 This wouldn't be so bad if not for; shoulder squeeze, calf pressure, ankle strain, leg hyperextension, fear of falling out, motion sickness, and Claustrophobia. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2519 I thought a two party system meant one, or the other. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2520 My dear, it's pronounced, "hamocé." 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2521 You'll just have to imagine the sea and the sand.... 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2522 I don't care if you are the King, its my turn 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2523 We’ll move it outside after the uprising is quelled” 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2524 I'm not sure this will work for my camping merit badge. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2525 I am into minimalism now. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2526 Just because it's King-sized doesn't mean you HAVE to have it. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2527 So, how much did Charles give you for the Throne? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2528 I don't know. This feels a little too casual for casual Friday. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2529 Hard to get in and out but great otherwise, kinda a like being king. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2530 You'll hang for this. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2531 My Queen; the Duke and Duchess have accepted our invitation to swing. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2532 It’s a lot more fun with piña coladas. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2533 Look, I don't give a damn who's running the country. All I know is I gotta pee bad. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2534 Its not that bad going bankrupt... 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2535 Your feet are cold 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2536 I know. But it’s just until the side-by-side tubs get here. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2537 Well, now you can say I was there that night in the hammock with Arthur. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2538 There’s someone at the door. Could it be Lance? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2539 I think I enjoyed this more in the bathtub. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2540 I just don't think your relaxed approach to the monarchy is working. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2541 That better be your leg, Jerry. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2542 I'm getting a bad feeling about that throne-cleaning service. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2543 I'm afraid the succession is going to be quite complicated. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2544 I think we’re ready to disrupt the throne industry. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2545 Whoever falls off first forfeits his kingdom. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2546 It's not safe to hang outside. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2547 Sure, the beanstalk didn't pan out, but the giant banana tree did. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2548 Because I am the king, and I wish to chillax.” 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2549 This is way more fun than armchair diplomacy. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2550 I don't know that this reflects the status of our position. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2551 Let's give detente a try. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2552 Yeah, comfy, but it’s no Iron Throne 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2553 It’s called “Creative Social Distancing”. 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2554 True, 'ascend the hammock' doesn't quite have the same ring to it...but you've gotta admit it's a heck of a lot more comfortable. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2555 The Royal Advisor did say we needed to elevate our stage presence 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2556 I know we were never going to agree on mattress size, but this just seems silly. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2557 Aren't you even slightly concerned they will make a hammock-ery of us? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2558 OK, time for his highness to moweth the lawn. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2559 And where can I find this door-to-door salesman? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2560 So, you think the hot tub is a better place to decide balance of power? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2561 You tossed the water bed for this? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2562 This is the nicest waiting room I have ever been in. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2563 What's next, a light-weight crown? 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2564 Who's operating the swing? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2565 Like peas in a pod, King-e! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2566 I didn't know you swing. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2567 Finally, Summer Vacation! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2568 It may be uncomfortable but it will be worth it if it protects us from the crown virus. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2569 I think we're royally screwed. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2570 Yes, there are anxieties associated with environmental perils. We're in this boat together. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2571 Look on the bright side...it does have 4 posts. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2572 The final step is a second graham cracker - they're called s'mores 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2573 It's quiet moments like these that remind me why I love being a king 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2574 And this afternoon, the producer of Game of Hammocks is coming over to scout locations. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2575 This just does not have the same aura of importance that those stiff old thrones had 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2576 She got the thrones after her head didn't fall off 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2577 Listen, I know how we can swing this so that we jointly rule. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2578 This is the last time I will let you order online. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2579 I'm not sure this says 'man of the people' the way you think it does, dear. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2580 You think we can make it over the moat in this? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2581 This isn't what I meant when i said we should hang out more. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2582 It's nice, but this Medieval Period is no Picnic. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2583 Equally pointless,Sire but no more comfortable than your 'hackey sack' idea. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2584 Shoulda got the hot tub throne. 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2585 Dad: I think your reign has reached a tipping point. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2586 It's nice, but I prefer the boat. 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2587 We’ll call it, the swing vote. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2588 I said ham hock, NOT HAMMOCK! 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2589 What’d they mean when they said that we are “just two swinging Duke’s with no throne?” 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2590 We are all in the same hammock 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2591 I figured if I ordered the 9XL mask, we could both use it 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
2592 Equal power = equal throne, dear 1.1905 0.05482 84 72 8 4
2593 But I though you said we were in this together! 1.1905 0.05738 84 73 6 5
2594 Have you thought about a standing desk? 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
2595 I figured we could make a better peace deal between our two countries if we were more relaxed. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2596 If you disobey me, I’ll flip this thing over 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
2597 the Airbnb said King-size bed, right? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
2598 I get the concept, but what happens if they get similar votes? 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
2599 We simply cannot take this coup lying down. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
2600 This reminds me of our old water bed 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2601 You should see the TV room where we watch the Vikings play. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2602 This isn't as comfortable as it looked, we might want to revisit the bean bag idea. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2603 Losing the game of thrones could've been worse. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2604 I don't think Dad is happy with his Father's Day Gift. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2605 And when your back gets tired, there's always the rack. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2606 Thanks for hanging out. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2607 Always read the Airbnb description before booking. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2608 I thought it was, "swing low, sweet chariot?" 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2609 I don’t think this what they meant by using a mask. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2610 My back problems have disappeared since I switched from that old throne! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2611 Not exactly what I meant by “summer palace.” 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2612 The plan is to just chill here until the dragon is slayed 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2613 Watch out! Your attorney is here to divide our property! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2614 Oh, I thought WFH meant Work From Hammock. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2615 A California King would just be too pretentious.... 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2616 The captain of the guard said he "misplaced" our thrones? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2617 I’m not complaining, but for the record, I said ‘raise havoc’. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2618 Aren't you sorry you traded in our two thrones for this? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2619 Equality but not egalitarian... You know, I think I like the sound of that. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2620 Comfortable, but not the right ambience. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2621 This could work if we each get a pedicure. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2622 Are you going to answer the phone? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2623 I love living in a swing state. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2624 I’d have preferred a standing desk. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2625 When I declared a dual monarchy this is not what I meant. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2626 It’s very similar to a canoe but no water if we tip over. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2627 The people gave it to me, so I guess we should use it. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2628 I know, awkward, but she likes to watch. 1.1842 0.06130 76 67 4 5
2629 I know this isn't ideal, but the thrones haven't been reupholstered in over a century. 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2630 When are the thrones coming back? 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2631 This looked much more fun in the commercial. 1.1842 0.05837 76 66 6 4
2632 So how long before our thrones are reupholstered?" 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
2633 We should have sprung for the motorized one. 1.1842 0.05528 76 65 8 3
2634 I wish this thing could float down the Nile 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2635 Unfortunately, the Throne was not 'Prime Eligible'. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2636 This is cool, but maybe a porch swing would be better. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2637 It's hard to play footsie and social distance at the same time. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2638 On the next decree, I could swing either way. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2639 When I said that hammocks rule, I didn't mean it literally. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2640 Hold still lest we be thrown from the throne. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2641 It's definitely nice. But I think I still prefer pillage and plunder. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2642 Perhaps we were too lenient with the tax cut. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2643 I think this catapult idea needs a rethink. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2644 Much better--the triumvirate just didn't feel right. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2645 Did we ask for function to follow form, or the other way around? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2646 It’s a hammock Gwyneth - not a See-saw! There are fine sways on both sides... 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2647 I told you we wouldn't have anything to do after Game of Thrones ends. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2648 They call me the Swing King. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2649 Excuse me Your Majesty, but I thought that you were ordering a teeter totter. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2650 I had no idea you could actually LOSE Game of Thrones! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2651 First one to fall out forfeits his claim to the throne. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2652 Blame it on spell check. I thought I ordered a ham hock for the beans. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2653 Next they add whipped cream, a cherry, and chocolate sauce and we’re a banana split. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2654 Ok, now make them bring in sand. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2655 Shall we order him to swing us or swing both ways? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2656 2 crowns 1 hammock 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2657 I just want to go down in history as a swinger. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2658 Too bad you can't get an award for best throne. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2659 Aren’t you glad I didn’t throw away the old catapult? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2660 I fancied a romp in the sway, but the guard might be listening. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2661 If you think this is nice, just wait till you see what I did with the King sized bed. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2662 I think I would rather be the enemy! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2663 Two men, sitting in a hammock 5 feet apart because they are not gay 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2664 I distinctly commanded: "Bring me a ham hock!" 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2665 Is this what they call a Couples Retreat? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2666 I said, “Let’s be Royal Swingers”, not “Let’s be Royals Swinging!” 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
2667 So this is what you meant by being in a swing state. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2668 The anti-monarchists got the thrones." 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2669 Democracies only have swinging voters! 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2670 How about this for a poem, "The King was in the hammock swinging with the Queen ..."? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2671 I told you not to start a war! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2672 I disagree. This hammock feels so much better than that cold, hard, and shiny hunk of metal. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2673 On the subject of stress relief, don't get too comfortable. I run the show here. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2674 Let's keep the drawbridge up this week. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2675 When you said we were going to Medieval times for our date, I didn't think this is what you meant. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2676 Could we use a little more gravitas? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2677 Someday this will ALL be yours! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2678 Methinks the downsizing of the royal bed chamber has gone too far! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2679 What did they mean we’re sizing the catapult! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2680 I always enjoyed working from home. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2681 This throne looked so much better on the King of Samoa.” 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2682 My ambition was to be a sailor. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
2683 We've been sheltering in place too long; let's places. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2684 Margarita? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2685 There is supposed to be another one but he's in the orient. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2686 OK, so now we're supposed to let slip the dogs of war, right? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2687 I can't believe the insurance company refuses to cover repairs on the Throne! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2688 What do you mean you thought you were Queen for the day? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2689 We are the sultans. We are the sultans of swing. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2690 If I'd known this is what you meant when you summoned me to court to hang I could have given my soldiers the day off 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2691 I told them I was willing to go toe to toe with you to save this kingdom! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2692 I hate to say it, but I really preferred the hot tub. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2693 It was either face the guillotine or create content. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2694 I think it's terrific! Now we can play footsie!! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2695 We shouldn’t have executed Sir Hammock for this evil chair. This is pure genius! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2696 Well, I requested a duo performance of Hamlet... but this is good too. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2697 I’ll never pooh-pooh the swing voters again. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2698 Not exactly The Iron Throne... 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2699 I think the lady called us a banana split... 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2700 I'll tell ya, they have really upgraded this pre-beheading lounge! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2701 Think of it as Camp Castle. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2702 Hello Sisyphus, I'm Hope. Why don't you take a load off" 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2703 There’s no Regal way to get out of a hammock. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2704 I'm sorry, dear. In Hammacher Schlemmer, I mistook it for a gondola. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2705 I told you to get a king sized ! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2706 In the game of hammocks, you chill or you die. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2707 Royal Distancing just doesn't feel right. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2708 I know you think this is too laid back, but the children said we'd be more relatable 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2709 I'm sort of nostalgic for the Hundred Years' War. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2710 Shall we tell him he has no clothes on or just hang out here. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2711 This is glamping at its finest,son. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2712 Let us swing. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2713 Moveth thy feet! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2714 Come on. It’s the royal throne reimagined. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2715 I thought this would be more fun. Let's add pudding. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2716 I don't think this is what her highness had in mind when she told you to get a banana hammock. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2717 It's only designed to hold 300 pounds, so, if you don't mind, I'll ask the guard to sever your head. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2718 They said all the royals were in bed with each other, but the hammocks were on sale, so we went with that. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2719 Would you like to check out the royal bathtub next? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2720 I say, ‘Those thrones weren’t so bad.’ And you hear, ‘I can’t stand to look at your stupid face for one minute longer’? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2721 The Maid of the Bedchamber has been deported, I'm afraid. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2722 Your idea of building a medieval castle for us on an island in the South Pacific sucks. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2723 Not the way I pictured retirement 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2724 I don’t see how this helps us see eye to eye. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2725 Next they'll add wearing masks. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2726 When this plague is over, we'll take a real vacation. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2727 My rewards card guaranteed me a room with a double king. 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
2728 Alright, now that we've given this a spin, can we switch back to the throne please? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2729 -you promised me a throne -since when a ruler has to respect his promesses my queen 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2730 Very glad we ordered the XXL face mask, my lord 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2731 If you don’t give me A foot rub then I’ll declare war! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2732 I can't wait till 5pm. I'm working like a dog here. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2733 Are you sure this what it means to hang out? Tomorrow we shall try Netflix & chill. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2734 Just relax. This is my best contribution to international relations 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2735 We aren't taxing them enough 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2736 When I said I wanted a work station that was better for my back, I was kind of hoping for a standing desk. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2737 This is to offer more Royal Court intrigue! If it's the throne they're after NOW they'll NEVER get it! . 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2738 And I said, why not reimagine what we mean by hanging 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2739 After an overwhelming defeat the incumbent monarch refused to leave the royal hammock. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2740 I'm glad you're in my pod, dear." 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2741 And this is why we have Non-Disclosure Agreements! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2742 This was nice, but let's see what sitting in an apple feels like. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2743 So, are we still up for playtime next week? I'll hire the same babysitter. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2744 It's the last time I'm buying thrones online 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2745 Next time, dear, let's give the kids some guidance on a more suitable coronation anniversary gift. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2746 I told you the votes would get lost in the mail! Now how will we decide who stays? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2747 IKEA calls this a throne? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2748 I’m feeling something new...something I’ve never felt before?! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2749 We may be under siege, but nobody’s taking our glamping trip from us.” 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2750 I'm Lord Hammock." "No, I'm Lord Hammock! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2751 Relax, our real thrones will be back from the shop soon... 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2752 I didn't give up the throne--I only traded it for a while. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2753 I already know what you're going to say--Amazon is delivering mine tomorrow. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2754 This is much more comfortable than that throne. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2755 At least we agree on the swing vote. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2756 Yes, Your Majesty, finding the perfect throne can be a challenge. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2757 What the hell is wrong with your eyes?! 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2758 I'm pretty sure the Monarchy is going to end with us. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2759 I know the Plague is raging out there, but couldn't we expand our options for sheltering in place together? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2760 I wonder what the poor people are doing?" 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2761 I don't know, I think it's weirder that they found two cyclopes. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2762 See, we are a real swinging couple now! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2763 There's got to be a better way to share our Throne. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2764 In theory you'll be omnipotent, but in reality you can't go camping. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2765 Perhaps by next year we’ll be able to take a proper vacation. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2766 Ok, I’ll sing it just one more time, “ row, row, row your boat...” 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2767 Aren't you worried we might scare the Indian in the doorway with the hatchet if we try that stunt? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2768 Man, what did I tell you about wetting the hammock? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2769 The Queen Mother does so enjoy the Hammacher Schlemmer catalog. Do you have any idea where she put the thrones? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2770 The hammock store went out of business after I denied it a small business loan, so I got it for just $11.95! 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2771 Never buy your throne from Craigslist. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2772 The royals enjoying a little we time. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2773 We're trying to inject some whimsy into world domination. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2774 So this is what you call a swinging night out. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2775 Seriously, how is this more majestic than bunk beds? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2776 I understand that nowadays there are more modern methods of contraception, dear. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2777 That darn iron throne gave me hemorrhoids. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2778 WOULDN'T WE HAVE MORE FUN AS COMMONERS IN TORONTO? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2779 If you're so smart why don't you come up with a better title than 'Game of Hammocks.' 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2780 We're considered a swing state. We rule no matter who gets elected. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2781 It feels like the outside, and we're six feet apart. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2782 This isn't how we do things on the East Coast. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2783 Your kingdom have one of these? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2784 The hotel's website said this slept two comfortably! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2785 It’s good practice for riding on an elephant when we subjugate India. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2786 This IS a throne... it's OUR throne! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2787 Swing stateroom 1.1772 0.05909 79 70 4 5
2788 We have separate bedrooms. Why can't we have separate thrones? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2789 Well, yeah, the Vikings took the throne, but they left this boat behind 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2790 For sure, my throne room will also sway you. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2791 Are you sure we should have taken the dragon's mask? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2792 I think we'd be better off with a king size hammock 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2793 Next placement? Over the moat! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2794 This isn't as relaxing as they made it sound... 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2795 The royal throne factory closed again? This Plague thing is becoming a nuisance. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2796 The La-Z-Boy room was a 10, the rocking chair room was an 8, this is a 2. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2797 You call this a honeymoon? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2798 It's so dull watching the masses suffer 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2799 I think the Throne Design contest was rigged in Captain Bligh's favor." 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2800 Did you forget to feed the cat? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2801 Following a critical mauling, The Game of Hammocks was canceled after just 4 episodes. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2802 so that's what vacationing was like? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2803 Torture? Try staring at your wife all day. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2804 You went shopping on Wayfair again, didn't you? 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2805 That's what we call 'Bromance.' 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2806 Do you swing left or right? 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2807 Show me yours, I'll show you mine! 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2808 What if we just got a really big chair? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2809 Thrones are not good for the back. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2810 The throne dealership is really skimping on these loaners. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2811 Museum living does have its benefits 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2812 This isn't my idea of a couple swinging nights in the Hamptons! 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2813 My dear, all royals are swingers. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2814 It's worth trying to attract the swing voters. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2815 Well when they told me I had to quarantine, at least they didn’t say I couldn’t pretend I was on vacation. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2816 It’s just SO much better for my back. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2817 If my toe wins, you have to take off your crown. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2818 I had him killed for buying off-brand but I honestly don’t sense the difference! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2819 We should've stayed in California. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2820 This isn't what I meant by 'bedroom swing'. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2821 Do you think your mom would let us eat cake? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2822 Funny how life works. You order a ham hock, the aide misunderstands, and you end up with this delightful whatever-it-is. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2823 It’s all about balance. Savannah Sellman Oakland, CA 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2824 Think of it as the royal yacht for the pretender to the throne 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2825 Ah, shit. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2826 I said ‘Ina’s ham hock’ not in a hammock! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2827 Should have bought the king size. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2828 It's COVID. They keep swabbing the throne. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2829 You're not somebody's crazy uncle, dear. I'm sure the floor is lava if you say so. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2830 I'm telling you, it makes us seem MUCH more approachable 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2831 Hanging in there. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2832 I though a clone of myself would be excellent company. But all you have done since I created you is make me aware of how many stupid things I say. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2833 Arthur, if you don’t remove your clog from my bottom this instant, I will have you hanged! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2834 These are all the rage in the Bohemian kingdom. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2835 See Regina, when democracy makes its introduction, we’ll be sure to win over those swing voters 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2836 THIS IS HAMMOCKERY. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2837 I think My son can have this kind of throne whitout kiling me. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2838 I think next time we should buy a two seater folding camp chair throne, this double hammock isn't working for me. 1.1772 0.05628 79 69 6 4
2839 The iron throne had caused too many fights 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2840 I could get used to this social distancing thing. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2841 Social Distance. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
2842 Some guy named lebron took the throne. 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2843 Ahh it feels so nice not to have to get elected. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2844 „So this is a State of swinging or a swing state?“ 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2845 They call this balance of power. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2846 My hammock! My hammock! My kingdom for a hammock! 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
2847 But is it regal, Dave? 1.1772 0.05332 79 68 8 3
2848 Babe I know you enjoyed the Caribbean but I’m gonna need my throne back 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
2849 Sloth is good. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2850 The queen will see us and kill us For relaxing 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2851 Who needs an iron throne, when you can iron the throne? 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2852 I don't feel any pea. Do you?" 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
2853 We really are swingers now!! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2854 This is just like being on our boat! 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2855 Shall we swing both ways?” 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2856 Now this is my kind of hanging! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2857 I feel like people respect us less. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2858 Next time, let's try it standing up. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2859 It's kinda nice. Does it come in ermine? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2860 How's it hanging? 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2861 And you wanted to retire early” 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2862 Guard! Bring me my hula hoop. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2863 Because it’s Friday. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
2864 We forgot the mead. Roshambo? 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2865 Keeeping it royal 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2866 I'm exhausted. Let's go to bed. 1.1757 0.05219 74 63 9 2
2867 uhhh, he's not the guard. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2868 No, three is too many; don’t. 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
2869 The citizens all said we should hang ourselves from ropes! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2870 I don't think a king size fits two kings. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2871 I prefer a porcelain throne. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2872 This should stop future generations from making bathroom jokes. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2873 Give me an heir or it’s off with your head, all coziness aside. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2874 We're toast! Even I'm wishin' I'd voted for Hillary! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2875 I can't belive people are saying we are lazy! 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2876 The Ottoman Empire has NOTHING on this.... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2877 I'd choose comfort over the Iron Throne any day. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2878 I thought you said it was good to be king? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2879 I asked for a Hamlet , they gave me a Hammock 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2880 Ok. Wanna go behead some peasants now? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2881 This way they can’t always accuse their leaders of being in bed with each other. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2882 For guests it would be more interesting with a large fire underneath it. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2883 The carpet is misoriented‽ Are you never happy? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2884 I think we need a safe word. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2885 Act modern. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2886 Now slowly move your left foot under my right knee. If you move too fast we'll tip again and I'm tired of firing guards for laughing at us! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2887 i'm stuck 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2888 Is this what they mean by swinging? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2889 You know when I bought the place it was empty. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2890 Isn't it time we got some real thrones in here? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2891 I always wanted to be a swinging King... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2892 When you said swinging royals, I thought you were talking about baseball. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2893 King Dumpus, I don't think you get the concept of swing voters. 1.1711 0.04734 76 66 8 2
2894 When you play the game of hammocks, you win or you sleep. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2895 I wonder, has the term "royal hammock" been patented yet? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2896 This seems to be 6'. Now what? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2897 Can we go back to the matching yoga balls? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2898 I was hoping to attract the feudal swing vote. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2899 They can”t think of any other games 6 ft apart besides staring contests 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2900 But, I ordered our royal knights to get us to a hummock... 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2901 It was on special sale on Amazon. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2902 How was I supposed to know it wasn't a fancy pork dish? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2903 Ok, but this is boring... When you said we should hang together more, I thought you meant we'll go hunting or something... 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2904 It’s called leisurely living? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2905 straight chillin' 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2906 Is this enough Social Distancing? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2907 "Your throne is in the latrine. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2908 Can't believe you landed my ass in the sling. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2909 No, I like it! Why, did someone say something? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2910 I bet this is why they didn't choose to hang King Louis XVI. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2911 Personally, I thought our old thrones provided better lumbar support. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2912 Knights of the Hammock sounds great. Is there room for Lancelot and the others? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2913 Once you get the swing of it, you'll love it 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2914 No, I don't want to sing Rock a Bye Baby... 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2915 I'm relieved, at first I was hesitant when you asked if I wanted to hang 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2916 Well, at least sharing the throne this way is comfy! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2917 Let's just relax and hang out. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2918 The kids took our thrones. They wanted more comfortable chairs for their long remote school sessions. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2919 Footsies 24/7, my sweet. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2920 Honey, King, I hate to bring this up, but did we work out, who get out first? 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2921 Happy Anniversary, Dear. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2922 I'm still a king from the shoulders up, and that is all they need to see. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2923 I know you wanted to try a new position but this ain't it. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2924 I miss the commute. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2925 Are you sure this is how a trebuchet is supposed work? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2926 The king asked me to let you know that the quarantine has been lifted! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2927 Rex, one day soon we'll need to talk about an heir. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2928 Misunderstanding "Let then swing" 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2929 Where's the beer? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2930 You're much more pleasant to talk to than the Queen's aardvark. And you're prettier than her. Can I call you King Joe? Let's invent something. Does the taxi exist? What if we invent a hammock? That could be cool. I need a raisin. Perhaps a cashew. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2931 A king-size hammock you say? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2932 Keeping this secret is a royal pain in the ass. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2933 Will you allow me nothing for myself? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2934 It is not easy to vacate the throne. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2935 Now they know who rules the Nylon Throne. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2936 I really didn't understand what you meant by, "We can choose to hang together or hang apart". 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2937 So much more comfortable than that awful throne, and we get to play footsie! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2938 That guy out front . . . take away the the weapon, give him a cigar, and we can open the first smoke shop! 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2939 Someday the serfs will thank me for inventing this. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2940 I do think it is cool, but when your told all of our subjects we are now swingers, I don’t think this is what they think you meant. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
2941 Oh yes, this is much more comfortable than that damn throne. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
2942 Sire, I love Tuesdays. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2943 It's only temporary until we can go back to our side-by-side throne. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2944 My kingdom for a hammock! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2945 Have a good knight’s rest. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2946 I love how much we see eye to eye now. Thank you, feng shui. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2947 This wasn't my idea of a "hanging" 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2948 and we couldn't get a queen, why? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2949 Are you a swinger? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2950 What's the big deal with canoodling? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2951 When did you join the swingers club? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2952 Do you think the Kingdom suspects we’re swingers? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2953 Did you inactivate the webcam when you climbed into the hammock with me 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2954 I'm telling you, Bob, no one's gonna try to take the throne from me now. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2955 Just tell the kingdom we’re on a Staycation. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2956 Now you see Damocles, the hammock is mightier than the sword 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2957 I hope we can continue with this after the lockdown; that throne was really bad for my back. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2958 I swear to you sitting comfortably in a royal hammock is a thousand times harder than winning one. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2959 Uh oh, I think I have to go. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2960 Wait, how do we get out without flipping this thing over? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2961 Bon voyage, sire. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2962 Well, the peasants did demand a more relaxed rule. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2963 It just feels silly decreeing from here. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2964 This will be perfect for my zoom meetings... I can lead in comfort! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2965 How I do miss Venice. But for Covid-19 we'd be there this time of year. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2966 We should have got the king sized hammock. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2967 Why do you have three legs? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2968 I still feel trapped at home. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2969 It’s just a temporary separation. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2970 As soon as Balthazar arrives, we'll follow that star. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2971 I'm bored. Let's go fishing. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2972 Don't worry, dear, no one has ever dehammocked a king. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2973 Did you ask for king size when you booked? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2974 If the giant comes back, hide this mask. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2975 We can try this for two weeks and if you're unhappy we can go back to our thrones! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2976 Dad, Mom's really mad. And this morning she asked me if I'm ready to be king. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2977 With all due respect Your Majesty, this is not a start up. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2978 I’m not sure sharing the throne is such a good idea. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2979 Light a fire underneath this thing and it turns into a snazzy torture device! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2980 Are we in the same boat again? Yes I believe so although I don’t recall running aground?? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2981 The old chair was a bit stiff for my liking and we didn't have enough space to get you your own 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2982 Swingers, I knew it! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2983 So, should I assume that we're not having a ham hock for dinner.? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2984 So much better hanging with you than sitting on those uncomfortable thrones! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2985 Not what I meant by "swinging." 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2986 I asked you to pick up a ham hock on your way home. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2987 Whoever smelt it.... 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2988 We don't speak of Hamlet in the hammock. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2989 When they asked to give up the throne...i thought they meant abdicate. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2990 I ordered a throne befitting a king, and this is what I get? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2991 Being king really ham-ROCKS! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2992 So, like, what are we gonna do when dad gets home? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2993 Not the cushy hammock torture again! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2994 I still think a double throne would be more dignified 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
2995 Where’s the oars ?? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2996 There's something about ruling from a hammock that tickles my fancy. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2997 Winter is coming. Let’s add some ermine coverlets. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
2998 You could be the new king of swing. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
2999 Next,we have to suffer the arrow of misfortune. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3000 I miss the old throne... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3001 The wife. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3002 Such glamping, though it please my Queen, leaves me sore bummed out. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3003 This is not what I call a vacation. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3004 Binge watching in the Medieval Times. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3005 Yeah, I don't know. I'm just really in to minimalism right now. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3006 balance of power 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3007 Magic happens when stupid artist see impossible dreams 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3008 And for very minor punishments m'lord we have this Velvet Maiden 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3009 This isn’t what I meant about sharing the Throne. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3010 Do you think he suspects anything? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3011 I thought you were bringing the oars 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3012 We’re just two princes in a pod 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3013 Honestly just wait until next week. JCrew always has 40% off sales 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3014 They said try it free for 100 days ...bargain! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3015 Hashtag 'just hangin.' So let it be written, so post it on Instagram. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3016 So we’re literally hanging out... 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3017 The catalog did say it was King-Sized, my Lord. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3018 In my kingdom let’s hang means something entirely different. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3019 Do you reckon the peasants have flattened the curve by now? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3020 I hope they're not late 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3021 It really does give a campy feel, no? You're not about it are you? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3022 I know you’re having fun with these games, but really? My throne? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3023 « I don’t understand why you didn’t just get the Oculus Quest; honestly. » 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3024 So, I’m guessing there was wine involved in this Amazon Prime Deals purchase? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3025 # I think we need separate thrones 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3026 I must admit — this is not the kind of ‘hanging’ I expected. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3027 You were right. This is way better than bunk-thrones. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3028 I -know- you wanted a king-size hammock. I’m saying it’s impractical. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3029 Google bought us 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3030 I'm already seasick. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3031 No, I said I wanted a ham hock. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3032 Comfy, but it will never catch on. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3033 Pawning our thrones was not a great idea. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3034 So how long will our thrones be gone at the upholsterer's? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3035 Ok, we’re in. Now, how do we get out? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3036 I don't get why they're all complaining, a hanging isn't so bad. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3037 But who will use the royal ‘We’? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3038 I wouldn't say we're that royal. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3039 The servants say Hamlet's in another of his moods 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3040 I had move it here; my man cave got infested with trolls. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3041 That’s the only thing they had under “king-sized”. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3042 When he's not carousing the countryside, this is where your prince spends the rest of his time. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3043 'Twas a mere $25 on the Day of Amazon Prime. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3044 Let's invent something new to sleep on and name it after ourselves. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3045 Huzzah to Lord Brookstone! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3046 There's a real hygge that was lacking before. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3047 Once you win the Game of Thrones you can replace it with a hammock, it's much more relaxing. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3048 Why do you call this game 'Chicken'? 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
3049 Glamping seems overrated, but this tantric gazing has possibilities. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3050 My dad's kingdom is better than your dad's. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3051 But people shouldn't think a casual throne day means fewer beheadings. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3052 The hammock was supposed to be outside so we could get more sunshine. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3053 This is your idea of relaxing and having fun? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3054 They took my throne but I still have my tower. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3055 Sorry my feet are cold, the castle doctor thinks I might be anemic. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3056 I found it in the attic. I think that for a while in the 1970s, my grandparents were swingers. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3057 Face it Will‘s, Camilla won’t let us out until we see “eye to eye” 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3058 You're only five feet away. Please scooch back a foot. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3059 I don’t care if he’s a famous interior designer, it just doesn’t feel right. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3060 It's so nice to get off the grid every now and then. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3061 Ah, the royal hammock. It's good to be King. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3062 It's two King-Sized beds not 2-Kings Sized bed! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3063 You do realize the "sofa king" pun used by the store next door doesn't work for selling hammocks, right? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3064 How long before the dramamine kicks in? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3065 Now we will never know left from right. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3066 Bring forth the Royal Dramamine! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3067 And you said couples therapy was a racket. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3068 ¨Have you seen me Socks?¨ 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3069 Those swing votes will get you every time. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3070 I get it, but let's wait until the Black Friday to buy a new throne. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3071 When they said "hang the king" I said, sure, why not? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3072 On the count of 3 and 3 shall be the count... 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3073 If you stay there, I'll get you the corona virus. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3074 Can you believe we're the first twin Princes in the history of this kingdom? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3075 If everyone else gets to be comfortable while working from home during the plague, so should we. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3076 You're right. Compared to the Cossacks, the Hammocks are much more comfortable! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3077 Hey, it's temporary! The thrones are being recovered… 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3078 I think our stay-cation needs more rotation. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3079 I didn’t know it would be THIS much fun when I won “Queen For a Day”! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3080 And, the hammock is constructed from the robes of executed nobles. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3081 YOU THINK IF I FARTED SHE'D SMELL IT? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3082 Why haven't the peasants come over to tell me how relatable my new throne room is? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3083 Let's do a scene from 'The King and I' 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3084 Dude! It was either this or the guillotine!! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3085 And you thought 'Thrones, as seen on TV" was a good idea 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3086 Of course your the new king, this is our transition to power until I die. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3087 Should we skip the pooh-poohs and just dive into the 7-course meal? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3088 The goose down pillow I got for your throne wasn't good enough? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3089 Well, my campaign team said it will make me look more populist than the King's bed. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3090 Visual reminder the our judgement could swing either way 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3091 Can we swing? Or is He still watching? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3092 It's good to be king. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3093 Your know they said we would both swing. Steve Zanetis, Olney, Illinois 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3094 I think this makes us the first hammock-archy, no? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3095 Being king is a lot more than looking like me and dressing like me. You have to act like me too. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3096 We were told this is an excellent way to relax after a hard day of reigning. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3097 Maybe we should have asked for thrones! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3098 Turns out, there was room enough for the both of them after all. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3099 All work and no play makes me so "off with their heads" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3100 Yes it’s boring! But it’s better than swinging from a rope! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3101 You can't say our reign isn't peaceful. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3102 Nobody dies in the game of hammocks. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3103 You say these banana hammocks are all the rage in the south? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3104 A balmy afternoon, isn't it, Reginald? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3105 All the King's horses and all the King's men, and I get this for my birthday? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3106 Ever since the kids moved to LA things have been more relaxed around here. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3107 so this is your idea of a swinging weekend. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3108 You can't tell them! They'll decapitate us! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3109 Not gay if it's in a hammock 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3110 The thrones definitely offer more leg room. What is the return policy on this? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3111 Someone is just going to make a swingers joke. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3112 We had a throne but since I kept dozing off all the time... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3113 The tandem bicylce arrives tomorrow. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3114 So...should we take it out to the moat for a spin? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3115 Yes, it’s sometimes called a throne but ours doesn’t belong in the bathroom. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3116 Is work from home not laissez-faire enough for you dear? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3117 First rule of hammock club, we don't talk about hammock club. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3118 It reminds me of the colonies! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3119 They said they'd come back to finish the job right after the Dark Ages. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3120 I dunno, Game of Hammocks just doesn't have same impact. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3121 Until she turns ten, can we not have the princess decorate? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3122 Lavender Blue, dilly dilly 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3123 Heavy is the person that breaks the hammock. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3124 The French Sure know how to make comfortable seats. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3125 The nap's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
3126 I still think that we should be wearing masks even though our faces are 6 feet apart... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3127 I certainly like this better than sitting on a throne. Cathy Mahon Northport, NY cathymahon@optonline.net 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3128 A hearty “Hi Yo, Silver” to you, too! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3129 The other bed got messy when our last king was stabbed. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3130 Marketing feels this design aligns you with the attitudes of the top 1% 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3131 The royal ‘we’ feels like two’s a crowd. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3132 This isn’t exactly what I meant when I said: “My kingdom for a little relaxation”! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3133 There is no way they can be dethrone us now. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3134 The Kingdom of Wayfair had this on clearance. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3135 My throne was taken in the war with the dragons, so you’ll have to be content to assume the ‘Iron Hammock’. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3136 Yes, I admit this is a nice place TO LIE but Laertes, I said "Hamlet TO DIE!" 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3137 Okay, you find a position where our heads are six feet apart. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3138 Daily footsie bores you? Complaints are gladly accepted at the door. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3139 Wow! And the Borgia's think they're swingers. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3140 This new cotton throne lacks some of the wow factor of the iron throne. But summer is coming! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3141 I didn’t trust my balance on the paddle board. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3142 I hereby enact that henceforth we shall — "FOOTSIES! FOOTSIES!" 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3143 I’ll have you in checkmate in three moves! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3144 I just hope that she remembered to cut the crust off. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3145 I wish I could get out without falling out. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3146 Kings Camp sucks during a pandemic. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3147 I don't care if it is two for the price of one, we should have gotten a king size. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3148 We're a swinging couple, aren't we? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3149 It feels good, honey... how about just a a little more to the left? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3150 How many rent payments did you miss on those thrones? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3151 The Royal Equipment dividend covered nearly half the cost! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3152 Quit moving or you'll topple our throne 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3153 Yeah,I went a little crazy on Prime Day. But it 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3154 I’m not sure this qualifies as a “ship of state.” 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3155 We could try swinging... 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3156 So you really thought this is what I wanted?! You know I love it when you throw me. And once again you only read the end of my text, don't even consider autocorrect errors and don't think to ask what else "throne into a hammock" could mean. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3157 I don't care how many five star reviews she has - we're finding a different decorator. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3158 His Royal Highness, is that your foot? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3159 Sure its comfortable, it is just we need to finish the catapult 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3160 OK, you're still usurping. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3161 Isn't this a lot more fun than a throne? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3162 I love the way we support each other. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3163 While the backlash to the Iron Throne might have been excessive, I'm definitely feeling less tyrannical today. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3164 I overheard one of the serfs saying, ‘If we don’t hang together ...’ 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3165 The two kings of the banana boat hammock. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3166 We could turn the place into a vacation rental called Heir B&B. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3167 Remind me to never order another throne on Amazon. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3168 I'm afraid we're ripe for a revolution. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3169 I feel like roasting marshmallows. Or peasants. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3170 Henry and Edward disagreed on most things, but one mutual passion trumped them all. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3171 She’s coming. Remember, you didn’t get it from me. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3172 This is the last time that I order a King Sized face mask from Amazon. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3173 I wanted to make this debate more comfortable 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3174 I told you we should’nt sell the throne 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
3175 Yep, once I upgraded to Catapult 1.0, all my Sling-Shots were obsolete. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3176 I must say, this is the best quarantine purchase you've made 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3177 You really think this is the best way to seem more relatable? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3178 If we fall I’ll have you hanged 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3179 Rock, paper, scissor... swing! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3180 All right Prince Charming what’s next on your bucket list? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3181 I’m not witty enough to win the New Yorker Caption Contest so I bought this hammock to make me feel better. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3182 I feel it’s important to project an image of success. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3183 And if you close your eyes it feels like a throne! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3184 I adapted it from the sling shots for the siege offseason 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3185 So where are you from originally? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3186 It’s so hard to care when you’re this relaxed 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3187 Getting out later for my royal crap is gonna be tricky, but let's enjoy this. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
3188 'What? You wanted a throne?' 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3189 Why are we in here together again? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3190 Were two cyclops kings conjoined at the dick, what else would you imagine we could sit in? Wait. Wait. That guy outside, you don’t think... 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3191 I’m trying to update the castle. The throne was super dated. What do you think of this? My designer loves it. I’m no so sure. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3192 Did you forget the paddle again! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3193 That "bring Tahiti to you" ad was a bit strange. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3194 I pitched scripts for a television series based on my family, but all the producers turned down "Game of Hammocks". 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3195 Think of it as a royal stay-cation. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3196 And this is why I'm called 'The King of Swing'. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3197 But collecting membership dividends is just like collecting taxes -- only, this way, we also get cool stuff. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3198 A hammock fit for a monarch, or two. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3199 I don't find anything funny about this.... 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3200 Son, you're right. It is more comfortable than the throne. We just have to figure out a way to face our subjects instead of each other. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3201 So the phrase “abdicate the throne” means something else? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3202 It's called a hammock. From 'ham', since we're so funny, and 'mock', since everyone hates us. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3203 You mean we can rule like this anywhere? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3204 Trump claims that distancing protocols would eat away at his ability to effectively negotiate with foreign leaders - VERY funny reporting from the steel trap of Andy Borowitz 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3205 Hey, why doesn't it make bubbles like in the bath?... And what's a democracy? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3206 Hah! NOW let the unruly villagers attempt to play tennis! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3207 They say its supposed to promote better collaboration among monarchs 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3208 I found a Canadian manual that recommended we practice in this first, before we do it in a canoe. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3209 This is Great! It’s like being rowed down the river without the oarsmen..... or the river 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3210 This is not what they meant by hanging the king 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3211 My Queen, do you think the court would be unhappy if we cancelled this years masked ball? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3212 I've always wanted to go glamping. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3213 I hate snakes! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3214 I'm a merry ole soul, so why not? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3215 This king feels the same as the queen size 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3216 It may not get us far but it’s not expensive. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3217 Apparently "swing" doesn't mean what it will 500 years from now. But why would they call this a hamhock? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3218 I'm tired aren't you? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3219 So this is what abdication feels like. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3220 Are you sure they didn't say, "Meet us at the hummock . . . 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3221 See,I told you I could find something even less comfortable than those high backs. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3222 I have a bad feeling about this “Guest Hammock”, Sir Henry... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3223 It sounded cooler when Princess Brianna was talking about it ... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3224 It's called "Glamping", my Queen. All the royals are doing it. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3225 You're totally right, this is way more comfortable than that throne made of swords. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3226 I said bring me Prince Hamlet not the Prince's hammock. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3227 Not to squelch your creativity, my Queen, but they don't call it 'Game of Hammocks.' 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3228 Be warned! I ate hot dogs, pork and beans and drank beer for supper. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3229 Let's just hang in here for a while. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3230 It's your turn to rock the hammock. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3231 I know we're six feet apart, but I think I love you. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3232 We can return it within 30 months and get a full refund if you don't like it 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3233 So far, so good. Let's set this baby down in water and see of it still floats. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3234 I swing, you swing, we all swing for ice cream. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3235 I sent the thrones to be reupholstered. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3236 This is the deluxe model. You should see the standard model. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3237 How many times are you going to make the same hammoc-king pun? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3238 As fun as it is , it will never take off. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3239 Staycation sucks. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3240 Fine. But next time bring two of these. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3241 Oh it's comfortable, but "abdicate the throne" can be defined differently. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3242 That thrown was killing my back 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3243 Stay-cation, royalty style. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3244 You know, people will probably think this is just a hammock, but we'll be the ones laughing when the Great Flood comes and we have a canoe to save us." "I agree. We are two smart kings. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3245 Let them see there’s good people on both sides. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3246 I thought a hammock would be funny but I guess it’s not. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3247 This isn't exactly what I had in mind when you asked if I was a swinger." 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3248 The idea just came to me while watching Game of Thrones... 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3249 I know this hammock was a wedding present, but I don't think it replaces our thrones. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3250 This was not what I had in mind for trying swinging 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3251 No, I think this is better than the astrolabe! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3252 Your son will be much more excited about ascending the hammock. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3253 How are you enjoying the Realm of Suspended Animation, my King? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3254 Gee Pops, I mean ‘Your Royal Highness’, this is cool and all that, but when my Old Lady, I mean ‘Her Royal Highness’ suggested we hang out together more so you could teach me how to be respectful, do you really think this is what she had in mind?” 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3255 The king’s ninth wife, Queen Alice, suddenly realizes her life depends on winning the Royal Staring Contest 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3256 Such is the seat of power in a banana republic, like it or leave it! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3257 Son, this is the only banana hammock I want you seen in. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3258 The other throne is out getting sharpened... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3259 Do you think this is what mother meant when she said share the throne? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3260 With a marriage of convenience the Hammock era began. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3261 Now you've done it, Mom's not letting us out until our countries make peace! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3262 OK, you win the throne, you've tortured me enough! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3263 I got it from Hammacher Schlemmer. Why do you ask? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3264 Well, this may indeed be 'what the simple folk do', but I think it blows. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3265 Don’t mock me Ham—What do you call it? 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3266 Dearest, I may not have expressed myself clearly when I said we should start swinging together. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3267 I know its tacky and a bit outdated ... But he said if we stay here that he'll fast track our FTC regulation hearing. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3268 This is one piece of cultural appropriation we're not giving back. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3269 So .... this is what you meant when you said you were a “swinger”! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3270 King Louis said we need a safe word, but swinging seems safe enough to me. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3271 Are you sure this is the best way to make the kingdom see me as more laid back than my dad? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3272 It’s a throne that swings with the times. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3273 I don't care if Columbus says they are all the rage in Central America! This is England and I want my throne back! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3274 Heir and a spare? No way. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3275 Dude, these medieval people knew how to hang. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3276 I thought You were going to bring the paddles!! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3277 For goodness sake will you move over ? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3278 Hey, do you think we could get bunk-thrones? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3279 Which way shall we twirl? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3280 I told you that you wouldn't be able to get thrones on Amazon. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3281 I feel like royalty. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3282 You're absolutely right honey, their heads must come off. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3283 They really shouldn't do Shakespeare at Club Med. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3284 Still looking for the little man in the canoe Honey ? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3285 It's that strange thing Gulliver was wearing when we found him. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3286 There is no way we can escape now. 1.1549 0.04325 71 62 8 1
3287 A staycation is just what we needed 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3288 The “royal hammock” just doesn’t carry the same air of authority, Sire! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3289 You know,Donald really wishes he could hang with us. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3290 My hemorrhoids couldn’t take the throne anymore. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3291 No sir, don’t worry, it’s just cosplay for ‘up shit creek without a paddle’. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3292 Meghan and Harry adjusting to their new Royal digs. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3293 Just watch today...nobody cares, nobody cares...not even the press. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3294 I told you dual headquarters never work. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3295 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted to swing with you. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3296 ORIGIN OF A LEGEND: "Zounds! Tis not his finest work, but that Merlin is a wizard!" 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3297 This isn't what I envisioned when I suggested that we should share the throne. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3298 And to think, this won't be invented until the 20th century! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3299 The new hammocks create a more open and collaborative workspace. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3300 That's not what I meant when I said "we" should get in the hammock. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3301 We’re not wearing masks, I know but we are outdoors and six feet apart. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3302 We are two Kings. It is in our nature to pendulate. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3303 What do you say we go on a Rhine river cruise next time? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3304 Well let's see when you get hemorrhoids if you want to sit on a throne all day! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3305 The royal pollsters said we were a swing district this year. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3306 Being king is easy, son. In time, you'll get into the swing of things. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3307 The decorator said it would make us more relatable. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3308 Don't know about you, but this new throne is killing my back! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3309 No, I've never heard of Lorena Bobbitt... 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3310 We could meet on the field of battle, but I thought you might prefer this. One! Two! Three! Go! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3311 The current situation is not meeting my prior expectations. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3312 Just because the throne is out for cleaning doesn't mean you can climb in here with me. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3313 Let them drink kombucha! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3314 No. My agent told me it was LIKE Game of Thrones. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3315 So, you're telling me you traded the throne for this just to soften your image? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3316 I asked for a ham hock. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3317 It's comfy, but "Game of Hammocks' just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3318 I feel I’m kinder and gentler ruling from here. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3319 We are too old to rowboat! Thought this would be better during social distancing..... 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3320 Oh stop pouting! The Thrones needed a deep cleaning. In the meantime we can pretend we've gone camping. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3321 Psst! Wanna do it again tonight? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3322 Being dethroned was easier than I thought. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3323 This open concept layout really makes the room feel spacious 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3324 My pleasure, darling. I've just canceled two executions and ordered to hang the shroud. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3325 Let me guess: you campaigned on lowering taxes? 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3326 You're right, it's comfy. But somehow I still fancy myself in that one made of rusty old swords. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3327 OK, so you saved the royal treasury $673. And just how are we supposed to get it on in this thing?" 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3328 So this is your idea of a more “laid-back” reign? 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3329 So I said to King Arthur: 'Hang in there Art, that's all you can do.' 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3330 We ARE enough. We just have to keep telling ourselves, we are enough. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3331 It took them a long time, but it's a perfect work-life balancer! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3332 A throne! A throne! My kingdom for a throne. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3333 Prepare to be hanged 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3334 Prime Day, couldn’t pass it up. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3335 Okay, Hugo. But you go first. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3336 You know what happened the last time we invited Harold in. 1.1549 0.05899 71 64 3 4
3337 Sire, time to cleanout the chicken bones. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3338 I agree that we should relax our rule, but isn't this a bit much? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3339 Oh you and your Tahiti fixation! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3340 I plundered it from an IKEA in Normandy 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3341 I'm rather getting on with this glamping bit... the chef is preparing our s'mores. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3342 Cheer up. The Thrones will be gilded and returned next week.” George Mason 1111 Hermann Drive Houston, Tx 77004 713-523-136 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3343 Uneasy the crowns that swing between pillar and post. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3344 You designed this for sleeping outdoors, my stupid boy? The pressure of ruling this kingdom one day has made you lose your mind. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3345 There really isn’t much ‘Support’ any more for Royal Families 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3346 I’d love to have an heir to the throne, but... 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3347 Helicopter moms are a thing of the past. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3348 So far we are winning the Game of Hammocks 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3349 The Hammock of William and Mary, est. 1693. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3350 Melania! The pre-nump says you can't rock the boat! 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3351 At some point we're going to need to stop playing footsie and get back to Kinging. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3352 I think I'll use it for Casual Friday petitions. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3353 I should have overruled you and got a queen-size hammock. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3354 Mom, we’re ready for the real canoe now! 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3355 I’m ok, you’re ok. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3356 After using your contraption for months, I still have no morning sickness, just motion sickness. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3357 We swing with the times. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3358 Like our parents, dethroned and hung. History repeats itself as farce. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3359 The melted swords were just too much for my sciatica. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3360 If I die, I want you to tell everyone that I'm haunting this castle. Oh, and the Duke of Earl better stay the Hell away from my Californication DVDs. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3361 In the Game of Hammocks, everyone wins. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3362 We really need a “King Size” bed! 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3363 I didn’t even know dethronization was a word. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3364 They said Brexit would change our habits anyways 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3365 Fancy foods, foreign wars and a somewhat decent castle - it's the price we have to pay. 1.1549 0.05548 71 63 5 3
3366 You know what ?? I'am officially done 👌😅 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3367 I don't care if you are "standing to attention for her majesty", I already told you I'm going out with the girls tonight. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3368 Ya know...throne hammock might’ve been a little too boho chic for us 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3369 The people were crying out for socio-economic reform, so I got rid of the throne. Should buy me at least another two years 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3370 They say Caligula had one too 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3371 I just think this "game of thrones" thing has run its course - 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3372 Yep! No swords it is! 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3373 And then she said “Let’s do something more contemporary”. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3374 This hammock is not big enough for two kings. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3375 Why do we have to wear a mask? We are already in one. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3376 Did they mention how long it’d take to replace the cushions on the thrown? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3377 ..yes yes, he looses his head tomorrow. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3378 Well, the brochure said: product of the year 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3379 I chose ‘to be’ you know. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3380 It may not be as authoritative as the throne, but it’s much more comfortable. 1.1549 0.04325 71 60 11 0
3381 I don't care that she took the throne. She left me this sweet hammock in the divorce 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3382 Do you think this counts as 6 feet? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3383 We’re in this together, but are we IN this together? 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3384 New office chairs. 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3385 Thou shouldst have sprung for the TwainEyrie 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3386 I mistook father's can-do spirit as canoe spirit 1.1549 0.05172 71 62 7 2
3387 „I also like to hide here sometimes” 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3388 I wish I had one of these! *sigh* I shouldn’t have gotten rid of all my scientists. 1.1549 0.04767 71 61 9 1
3389 This just doesn't match the swinging 60's! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3390 This is the last time I date someone on SingleRoyalMingle.com 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3391 Where'd that yellow liquid come from? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3392 The people did say they wanted a more laid back ruler 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3393 The royal yacht was making me seasick. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3394 So now that we have this settled which half of the kingdom is mine? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3395 When you said you had political "sway" this isn't what I thought you meant. Josh G, Reno NV. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3396 Ive heard that thrones are really trending with the millennials 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3397 Thrones cost extra. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3398 I feel so free 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3399 I asked for a bicycle but beggars can't be choosers 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3400 Bubonic Plague means sacrifices. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3401 After our scone I'd like my toenails painted. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3402 I sense that the realm is sagging. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3403 Do you ever feel like there's just something missing? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3404 Thrones are supposed to face the subjects. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3405 'Cut this democratic crap and get us a throne!' 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3406 I think mom has gone way overboard with the twin thing. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3407 My son marries your daughter and you and I double dip on consultant fee deductions. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3408 I gotta go pee! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3409 Lets hope we don't have to sell any more furniture to survive this pandemic. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3410 Last time, I swung to the right - and look where that got us. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3411 No way," you said, "we lose the Game of Thrones. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3412 I’ve always wanted to try glamping. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3413 But will I still strike the fear of death in people if we call it The Royal Wheee? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3414 We should sit in something that faces our audience. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3415 Did you bring the pan? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3416 and now we wait. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3417 I know it's supposed to be "Cry Havoc!", but isn't this more fun? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3418 Do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3419 Battles are most gruesome in swing states. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3420 Look, Philip, I won't be Queen of Barbados for much longer, so let me make the most of it. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3421 A bit of footsie, ma'am? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3422 It's called a matrimonial hammock. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3423 I don't know...I think I liked the thrones better. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3424 I'm fine with sleeping with the doorman. How about you? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3425 What would the simple folk do? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3426 I wasn't being serious when I said we should get to know how the peasants pass the time. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3427 Now for my next command. Bring me a piña colada! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3428 But, the catalog made it sound so perfect for us. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3429 Finally, a mask built for a king 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3430 You just had to send the throne out to be washed now, when the Queen of England is coming for a visit. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3431 The kids gave it to me...one of those ‘ who has everything’ things. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3432 ‘Mocking 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3433 Is this what you meant when you said, “We should hang”? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3434 I had the pear dream again. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3435 Is it me? Or is this thing about to collapse? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3436 Okay, I’ve tried it. Now let’s get our thrones back. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3437 I wanted ham hocks for dinner, not a hammock! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3438 Now how about Mary and William? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3439 You know...this Black Death has really taught me how to step back, relax, and appreciate our alone time. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3440 I miss the game and the throne 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3441 I confirmed the reservation for two Kings not a Twin. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3442 Let's get in touch with your inner King. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3443 I think we spent too much on the porcelain one 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3444 It's like the Little Prince. Except we're grown and in a hammock. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3445 It may not be that majestic. But oh boy these things are trending like crazy! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3446 This was a mistake. The thrones had better back support. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3447 Dad will it be ok if I get a throne when I become king? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3448 I think these date nights are bringing us closer together. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3449 I prefer my old throne. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3450 I was joking when I said our first night of nuptials should be in a hammock. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3451 If we're so much better than them how come in five thousand years of civilization we couldn't think of this? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3452 Forget privacy, just don't rock the boat 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3453 Sharing power isn't as good as I thought it would be. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3454 I've heard that stand up desks are also good for back pain. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3455 Yeah I have a queen too. She’s so hot. Super hot. But um she’s not around cuz she’s queen of Canada. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3456 Young Vi Kings dream to sail to faraway lands 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3457 I got it on sale from IKingA 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3458 Now this is what I call a balanced ticket! 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3459 This doesn't feel like nature 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3460 After all that have happened so far in 2020, I believe we have a chance for revival... 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3461 That old throne was so uncomfortable 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3462 That one smelled like eggs and orange. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3463 ‘Game of Hammocks’ coming this fall to NBC. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3464 Now maybe the people will drop their demand to de-throne us. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3465 Can't you get it? When I say go right, you go left! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3466 I like to reign, but not the rain". 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3467 Rock!, Baby, Rock! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3468 Thou shalt never speak of this to the Duke of Hammock. Thy head is big enough already. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3469 does motion sickness stop virus landing? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3470 So...you're Columbus,huh? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3471 Trump Palace it isn't. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3472 All Hail The Swing!! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3473 Are we there yet? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3474 The rulers are keeping afloat. Are they though?! 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3475 As an Orthodox Jew and a vegetarian, I don't feel comfortable sleeping in this ham-mock. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3476 I thought this could bring us closer to our subjects. Plus, it got five stars on Amazon. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3477 I didn't say we paid the rent, I said "we HAVE TO pay the rent. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3478 Make America great again. 1.1471 0.06023 68 62 2 4
3479 Eco-friendly Thrown Farts. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3480 Royal Decorator? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3481 I didn't think gilding them would take so long. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3482 I'm impressed with your online shopping, but shall we share this new throne? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3483 Sir, is this what you call "working from home" 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3484 Royal palace, royal kingdom, royal yacht, royal throne, yes!, but royal hammock? What do you think? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3485 Your brother promised me pearls. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3486 This kingdom is in a swing state. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3487 If I wanted to swing, I'd get a waterbed." 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3488 I thought for sure we'd love it after I used the one at the duke's summer palace. 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3489 More cozy than the wooden throwns. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3490 This wasn't the swinging I was talking about. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3491 'Dinners ready" 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3492 Glamping has diminishing returns. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3493 Our heads may be uneasy; our butts don't have to be. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3494 So, this is what the common man looks forward to? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3495 Well then I guess we can both be king. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3496 Please don't swing to the left so much; remember what happened to the Romanov family... 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3497 No more throne chair. This is a co-equal queendom. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3498 I dunno Sir Charles, ever since I visited the Early of Hammock, I just can't get comfortable 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3499 You know what I hate? I hate having a unibrow. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3500 You say "rock," I say "roll." 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3501 Have you ever googled me? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3502 'Yeah and tomorrow morning we can have waffles after dad decapitates the infidels!' 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3503 They got the order all wrong. I said, “My kingdom for a horse.” 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3504 Why didn’t we think about this in the 1400s 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3505 If you left some money in the treasury we could have purchased a second hammock 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3506 I thought you paid the throne lease? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3507 If same-sex marriage is banned, and we can't hire indigenous people anymore, what o what would become of us? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3508 What? Too Silicon Valley? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3509 I don’t have the heart to tell Cook I said “ham hocks.” 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3510 No, I said to order the throne that we can rule with havoc. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3511 If we put masks on we could get closer. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3512 Nobody cares about "Game of Hammocks" 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3513 I told the royal cook to make ham hocks for supper, not a hammock! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3514 All the good loaner thrones were taken. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3515 Excuse me, Is this seat taken? 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3516 I say ‘down with tête-à-têtes!’ I find pied-à-pieds much more sole satisfying. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3517 ...but beware the Sword of Hammockles. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3518 Now no one can fight over the throne. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3519 It can fit only one King. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3520 Is it anachronistic for me to worry about the ergonomics of hammocks? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3521 I'm still not a fan of the staycation. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3522 It's good to be the king. At least it used to be. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3523 King Harold the Hammocker sounds very regal to me! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3524 Face it! That throne salesman really hosed you! 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3525 Yes, I know I promised a trip to Venice , but unfortunately its COVID time. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3526 OK, so I’m relaxed. What now? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3527 I just got so tired of throning in my performance as a monarch, you know? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3528 It's for solidarity – "free-spirited" college students are one of our key demographics. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3529 Who would’ve thought social distancing could be so much fun? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3530 It's not comfort but authority what concerns me now. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3531 This isn’t what I meant when I said we should become swingers. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3532 My mom is still waiting to hear your decision on the guest room." 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3533 what makes you think the people will obey a decree issued from a hammock? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3534 They said the theme was "camp." 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3535 I’m just saying, and hear me out, ever since I swapped the thrown for a hammock I’ve off’d with so many less heads. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3536 I enjoyed being overthrown by weekend warriors. 1.1471 0.06023 68 62 2 4
3537 So now we’re swingers? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3538 The weekend just flew by! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3539 Your mom has finished chopping the veggies. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3540 First one to touch the floor loses 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3541 The Earl of Hammock and his cousin Duke of Canoe as young inventors 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3542 Where’s Jack 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3543 Seasickness aversion therapy: I making all my knights do it! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3544 Who needs Game of Thrones when you can just nap on the throne 1.1471 0.06023 68 62 2 4
3545 I’m glad we decided to do lockdown together 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3546 : The Royal Lazyboys are getting reupholstered, got a little too festive with the Meade last week 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3547 They said in the shop this was the King Size 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3548 When the crown breaks the cradle will fall 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3549 ...and next we shall do the slack line 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3550 Explain this to me again. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3551 The salesperson said this is the gender neutral bed. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3552 The decline of royalty 1.1471 0.05647 68 61 4 3
3553 Hahah..now what? 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3554 I read about minimalism on Instagram. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3555 Maybe we should go on antidepressants...” 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3556 When they said ‘use a mask,’ I’m not sure this is what they had in mind. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3557 ye olde social distancing 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3558 Trust me, the more relaxed we look, the better. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3559 And if the castle gets stormed, we pull on the reign-proof cover. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3560 so this is what mom meant by “you’re both kings” 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3561 Wow— I guess even taxing the peasants a million dollars for this thing can’t even cheer me up anymore. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3562 This royal hammock is making my ass itch. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3563 Hey, do you think that guy over there can get us a beer 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3564 It looked great in the Instagram ad, but this is awfully uncomfortable. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3565 Pre-Benny Goodman. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3566 This experience of medieval staycation falls short of their promise of live like king... 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3567 Dad really needs to stop watching Game of Thrones. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
3568 SO much better, amirite? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3569 Well, my dear, we can't go out! 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
3570 Remind me how much we got for hocking the thrones. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3571 King: Let’s hope nobody finds that there is another type of hanging... King: Yup..much better for the neck... 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3572 Ascended! I said ascended to the throne! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3573 I think the saying is not 'one hammock to rule them all' 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3574 Guy on the left " What happened to your beard?" Guy on the right "The guard took my beard and made it into a hat." 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3575 I thought you told me there was no bed tax in Scotland. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3576 The moat may over flow with Global Warming but we will still have a dry sleep. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3577 At least this ship can’t sink. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3578 Vive le Chill. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3579 D1 to C2 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3580 I make up the rules here, right? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3581 Call me old-fashioned, but I really miss my throne. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3582 The lastest survey said we weren’t “relatable” 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3583 I bet they're in Trump Tower 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3584 Shall I call for the royal ED pill? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3585 Cheer up, dear. At least the bank left the outdoor furniture. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3586 Wanna smoke some weed out of my scepter? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3587 Thou dost slumber fidget. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3588 Wrong,Claudius. It’s Hamlet in a hammock. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3589 How's Twix? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3590 So who starts to swing first? 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3591 It's your turn to row row the boat. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3592 I think we're taking minimalism too far. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3593 Check? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3594 How long did you say the thrones will be in the shop...? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3595 I think we need to behead our chiropractor. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3596 Not hemlock dear...hammock. 1.1429 0.05925 63 57 3 3
3597 Stop kicking me, Richard. 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3598 This is the last time I help you invade our neighbor! 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3599 The savages were so grateful we took over, they were practically BEGGING to work for us 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3600 I thought we'd go for "royal minimalist." 1.1408 0.05418 71 64 4 3
3601 Isn't it supposed to have bubbles? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3602 Do not rock this co-king gig! 1.1389 0.05346 72 65 4 3
3603 I made the change after watching Game of Thrones. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3604 You thought season 8 was bad... 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3605 Now isn't this more comfy than those stuffy old thrones! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3606 Other kings have trees. They have forests and lakes and picnic tables ... 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3607 What I said at breakfast was that it might be nice to have a ham hock this evening. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3608 Who said 'Getting Royally screwed ' was a bad thing? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3609 How about retrofitting our thrones with full-body massage? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3610 When does the Iron Throne come back from the blacksmith's? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3611 Oddly enough this IS the king-size hammock! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3612 I think the bath is better. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3613 We’re going to catch hell from the jester. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3614 The King's last words: Bored? Your mother can always use it as a face mask. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3615 No, I order YOU out first. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3616 I would have preferred the traditional last meal before our execution. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3617 You have to admit that this is more comfortable than that old throne 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3618 I thought the royal throne a little too impersonal. So how do you like the royal hammock? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3619 How in hell do we do it in this contraption?? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3620 I know you want to be the fun king, but off with his head just doesn't carry the weight it used to 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3621 Are you sure this is what they meant by consolidation of power? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3622 We just need to find some seed money. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3623 Now that Game of Thrones is over, I don't know what to do with myself." 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3624 No gold, silver, spices--THIS is what they got? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3625 You're right; this IS weird. Let's go back-to-back again. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3626 Your majesty,my love,it is best we swing in the hammock than from the gallows. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3627 I’m not sure if I want to be in the swingers club. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3628 Ok, so we had to sell the throne,the kitchen maid is now our guard, but we can still swing it! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3629 I abdicated the throne, not the hammock. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3630 We have 21 days to return it if you're not happy. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3631 I said: "I feel like HADDOCK tonight..." 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3632 Being king? This rocks. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3633 Gertrude, I thought we were going to see Hamlet. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3634 This is not what I meant by swinging. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3635 If the candles stopped falling in, this would be really romantic. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3636 A swinging couple of kinks. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3637 On second thought, maybe rocking thrones weren’t such a bad idea. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3638 Eric! Go get Melania! Oh yes, take that silly crown off your head; you’re not even next in line! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3639 When you said the future of our Royal Family might be up in the air, I really didn’t expect this My King. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3640 The thrones are on backorder, 6 months out. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3641 Dammit, this is not a boat! We're in the same hammock... 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3642 No, I don't feel like I'm in the Bahamas. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3643 I'm not sure how this is supposed to keep the public from revolting, but I am more relaxed. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3644 This is not working. Guards! Off with his head! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3645 The idea is to swing this thing so fast that we roll up in it and flip over without falling out 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3646 I think its time for ye olde furniture maker to retire. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3647 I am the King of this castle. No, I am the King of this castle. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3648 I think the staff is more than annoyed. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3649 Man, that coup took a lot out of me! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3650 Yeah, yeah, Henry, it IS innovative birth control, but I just can't sleep when I'm seasick! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3651 You're not going to sway me on this decision. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3652 Well, I think the royal throne maker is being insubordinate. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3653 And what’s wrong with playing to the base once in a while? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3654 Quick, the democrats are crossing the most. Put on your masks 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3655 Do you think it’s going to reign tonight? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3656 Who thought this would be a safe meeting situation 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3657 It don't mean a thing if it ain'g got that swing. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3658 Wish we'd thought of this sooner. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3659 Hey man, this fucking sucks! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3660 Just because you saw the king of France do it doesnt mean it's "in". 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3661 I had a premonition. There is a traitor among us, who wishes to claim this hammock as their own. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3662 It’s a Win-Win-Win ! We stay socially distanced Get a chance to relax AND make them feel socially awkward ! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3663 « These meetings are great for the first minute, then unbearable. » 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3664 Take a number. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3665 You took 13 Regions; I got one - who dreamed the Supreme Judiciary would call it a draw? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3666 Yes, it was my parents’ crusty old furniture. That’s the point! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3667 We're literally two peas in a pod. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3668 That poor guy sure had a lot of skin... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3669 Time to return to the old normal, m’lord! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3670 I'll order Leonardo to paint your portrait as punishment for wasting time on impracticable inventions 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3671 A lazy day in the kingdome 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3672 It could send the wrong message? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3673 When you ascend the hammock, you can put the throne back. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3674 Isabella: "Columbus said this cost 20,000 maravedis." Ferdinand: "Did the Tainos laugh all the way to the bank?" 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3675 Wait until you see what I've done with the dungeon. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3676 We should think of a virtual capital punishment 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3677 It's supposed to be a little snug. It's a California King. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3678 I'm truly flummoxed by the serf's request for basic healthcare benefits. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3679 One day they will name beds after us. Twin! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3680 It's comfortable, sure, but I just don't think it screams "royal". 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3681 I didn't realize being a swing-state Senator was so much fun! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3682 Well now this just looks ridiculous. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3683 King mattress! Not Hammock. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3684 So, it’s not Venice. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3685 It's both a hammock and a sling shot. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3686 I think s’mores would make this more authentic. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3687 We will only get covid if we touch the ground. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3688 Maybe they weren't so uncomfortable after all. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3689 I don’t think we’re going to have any heirs to the crown. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3690 Look on the positive side Martha, they only pillaged 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3691 Keep in mind the kingdom wants swinging rulers. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3692 I thought I ordered hamhocks! But this dethrones all other dishes. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3693 I told you I wanted a hot tub 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3694 Ever on the vanguard, I think of it as Avant-garde. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3695 Are you playing footsie? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3696 Did you feed the cats? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3697 We're in the same boat. Don't lose your head. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3698 This isn’t what I meant by “swingers”. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3699 I wish I hadn’t lost that bet with the Yeoman of the Patio. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3700 Hammocks beat thrones when working from home. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3701 Who needs a throne? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3702 Now aren't you glad we didn't purchase this on layaway? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3703 This stay-coronation isn't as fun as we thought. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3704 What do think? Recycle the thrones? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3705 It's all about the game of hammocks, my son. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3706 I told them to capture the hamlet, but this is pretty good too. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3707 I asked you to create a little havoc; not a hammock! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3708 We are socially distant aren’t we? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3709 Practice for what? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3710 This Time Share thing just isn't working for me . 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3711 You're right -- it lies much more easily this way!" 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3712 Ix-nay on the ip-tray to the athroom-bay....you know how that ends. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3713 They said we can break free at the tipping point. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3714 Someone will lose his head. I distinctly ordered a haddock. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3715 We’re like two queens in a pod. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3716 New "Game of Thrones" prequel will introduce Chad and Arnie Felch, the co-kings of Moronland and their much-ridiculed Banana Hammock Throne". 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3717 When I said you rule this place like a banana republic, I didn’t mean... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3718 So, the Democrats had to get the tax money from somewhere... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3719 Hope the ropes are reinforced because, ya know, 'heavy is the head'... 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3720 So Mama, how high's the climate? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3721 So then I told Pope Urban II, ‘Ye can take thine Speeche of Clermonte, and shove it up thine arse!’ 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3722 On the count of three, switch! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3723 You blinked! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3724 yes, it used be a catapult, but since we have stopped fighting with the other feudal lords, we just use it for R&R. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3725 The hammock is from Amazon. The throne is on eBay. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3726 - Ask the guard to turn off the lights. - Shhhh! He is already asleep! 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3727 Man, if we hadn't burned that witch last week we could just get the herb from her. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3728 It's just not pillaging, is it? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3729 You know the king of France said seperate thrones saved his marriage 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3730 No, you can5 touch the water, this is NOT a canoe! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3731 Enough sharing Melania, I’m the King and I want my own chair !!! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3732 My dad's shrink told him to get this and ditch the guillotine. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3733 Let's trade sides. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3734 If the People get their say, we are going to miss this come January 21. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3735 You should have seen the look on your face when I said I was going to hang you! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3736 Let your hair down, it's the latest fad. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3737 Letting him put his name on our castle in exchange for our two thrones was likely shortsighted. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3738 Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the thrones. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3739 I like to rule with an iron fist and a loose back. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3740 This is my idea of something more comfortable. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3741 We've outgrown this twin size, no? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3742 Wasn’t it supposed to come with water jets? 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3743 Noblesse oblige, my dear. The peasants have petitioned parliament for a hanging! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3744 I have to draw the line somewhere. No, son, we cannot replace jousting with disc golf. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3745 And it's made of the finest nylon in the land 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3746 What are the odds that we can both do this again tomorrow? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3747 I repeat, this is not a canoe 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3748 Yes, I'm sick of being in charge, sick of my ungrateful subjects, sick of the sniping and backbiting among my advisors, sick of all the negative press, and sick, sick, sick to death of you. Still, I think the hammock was an inspired idea. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3749 This is a new definition of “a peaceful transition!” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3750 I thought being swingers would be more fun. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3751 Did you really have to fly that rainbow flag ? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3752 Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure do 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3753 When I suggested a threesome, the last thing I imagined was doing it here. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3754 Swing to the right, we get Pope and inquisition, left - commiecrats. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3755 We can be ourselves, at last... 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3756 You think this is canoodling?! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3757 Get your feet off me. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3758 Do you think this whole democracy thing will cut into our lounge time? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3759 We gave up the throne. Now what? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3760 See Honey; gender equality. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3761 Let’s get back to the chandeliers. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3762 We’ve been dethroned. Forced to live in a hammock. Honestly, it’s the first time I’ve realized how ugly you are. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3763 I didn’t think this is what they meant by there’s be a hanging today. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3764 Are your toes wet? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3765 ‘Lord King and Queen of Hammock on Rye!’ 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3766 You would bring that up! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3767 They say standing up in a hammock is the hardest way to do it. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3768 For what we got on EBay for those thrones, we can repair this canvas for the next 4,738 years. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3769 I think it's time we invested in a new soaking tub. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3770 Is that as long as it gets? 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3771 Rock ‘N Roll! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3772 We have been here long enough. We need to pick your size bed or my size bed. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3773 See! The rats can't get us up here! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3774 You go to your countinghouse and count out your money; I will take the hammock to the garden and eat bread and honey." 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3775 What happened to our thrones? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3776 Finally gave into those daily emails from Pawley’s, eh? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3777 Happier days for kings Hamlet and Claudius. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3778 I'm trying to decide what to do about the Plague. Do I order a shutdown or let it run its course? 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3779 It’s nice to finally do something normal. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3780 Not what I had in mind when you suggested 'swinging' 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3781 The upholster said the new thrones would be delivered this afternoon. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3782 This is not what I had in mind for social distancing. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3783 I asked for a ham hock. Does this look like a ham hock to you? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3784 Let's practice, "Row Your Boat, Merrily Down the Stream", until the Royal Rower gets here. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3785 This is your idea of a staycation? 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3786 I got this at the Ye-Olde Hammock Shoppe on Main St. Right next to the Hammock Hut on Main,Hammock's 'R Us also on Main,and the Quest Outfitter on Main. You know the Hammock District. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3787 I'll be glad when the thrones come back from the upholsterer. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3788 Son, someday you will be a laissez faire leader-just like me! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3789 Oh drats, I have to go to the sandbox. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3790 See, now we can look at each other as we jointly rule this kingdom with an iron fist. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3791 It might be better for my back, but how do I get out of it? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3792 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to create a “Game of Thrones.” 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3793 you said the wind would rock it. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3794 Y’know, if we hadn’t spent so much money on helping the Americans, we could afford a real throne. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3795 No, you google it. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3796 Well, I've tried the ergonomic and the standing throne. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3797 I’m sorry, there just isn’t room for the both of us! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3798 How about we add a second line? 'And the heavy head of the crown shall always lie down'. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3799 All the monarchies are switching over. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3800 If your kingdom is landlocked, you do the best you can. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3801 Who's irrelevant now? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3802 Maybe we should have thought through the throne donation . 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3803 I found the throne was hurting my lower back. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3804 It’s amazing how much better my back feels since I got rid of the throne. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3805 At this rate, there may be no heirs to the throne. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3806 Let me guess. You ordered king size. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3807 ``We're very sick people.'' 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3808 I’m feeling the stirrings of my ‘Little Prince.’ 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3809 There was a last-minute claim to the throne. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3810 This is the next best thing to the royal conquest of Hawaii. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3811 Your cold feet make me regret trading in the thrones. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3812 The goal of these negotiations is to settle on a platform with which we’re both comfortable and can rest easy. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3813 They did say they wanted to relax the authority of the monarchy. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3814 think twice next time before you send our thrones out to be reupholstered. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3815 Don't you think hammocKing is the perfect royal social distancing tool ?! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3816 Well, it’s better than the beanbags. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3817 Kids are coming! Hurry up, close the hammock! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3818 : Already feels less like working doesn’t it? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3819 Are you sure nobody goes to the beach during the confinement? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3820 I instructed our wizard, Dave, to summon the world’s greatest invention. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3821 Downsizing during the plague 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3822 A little game of overthrow perhaps? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3823 I don’t understand civil reset. Everyone should just relax. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3824 well it turns out losing your throne is not that bad 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3825 Two kings wont fit in a realm! 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3826 Trump is a bad president. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3827 I’m tellin’ ya; ruling all the land by the will of god, 9 to 5 from a throne, is a thing of the past” 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3828 Next year we bid on the Hockney. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3829 Is that guy going to watch us the whole time? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3830 Pretty sure we’re the swing state everyone’s so focused on. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3831 Im not into that feet stuff 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3832 I don't know, my dear -- the "Hammocking" doesn't seem to have the same cachet as the "Sun King". 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3833 The throne maker has left us hanging again, my Lord 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3834 The king of France said that swinging was all the rage 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3835 i hear this is really good for your neck. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3836 When do they fan us off with big feathers? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3837 They said it was King Size. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3838 Mary, your self-care craze has gone too far 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3839 Caption: Strange Bedfellows 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3840 We are like...two kings in a swing. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3841 Our ergonometric wellness initiative is projected to reduce the simmering rage of the proletariat by 11%. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3842 „Lets call it king size!“ 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3843 I hope you’re enjoying our staycation. I’ve put in a bit of an effort. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3844 Honey, what did you do to my trebuchet? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3845 We monarchy get to use the one big mask 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3846 We are two Medieval kings sharing a hammock, a device which might at first brush appear anachronistic but is actually well-attested in the visual records of the Middle Ages. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
3847 Who is the new decorator? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3848 ‘want to go for a swim in all the money we made last year?’ 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3849 In the game of thrones, a true king swings 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3850 I think we might need a new couples therapist. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3851 Hamocles? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3852 I’ll tickle your feet if you tickle mine.” @thesuzieeat 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3853 Dad really should have picked one of us. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3854 I know, I know, it’s not the Iron Throne, but doesn’t your butt feel great? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3855 Did you get the Hammock Sutra too? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3856 Are you having fun? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3857 This was more comfortable on the board 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3858 When it comes to dragon slaying, I consider myself more of an originalist. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3859 Umm... So how do we get out of this thing??! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3860 So, an election tie, huh? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
3861 We are all sitting in the same boat 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3862 Oh no, they’ve read one of those self help books again 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3863 Now we can play footsie without the peons noticing. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3864 Look Herald, I didn't mean the swing state literally. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3865 Now that the problem of the throne being too hard on thy buttocks is resolved, can we talk about the plague and starvation across the kingdom? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3866 This doesn’t make me feel any better about killing Duncan 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3867 So I says, ‘iron throne?’ What am I? Banging my sister?’ Hahahaha! Ahh...no? Hello? Mom? 1.1385 0.04317 65 58 6 1
3868 Your foot is on my crotch 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3869 This will make working from home a little easier 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3870 Counselor, it’s not my fault I’m easily swayed 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3871 this is good, too :) 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
3872 This hammock is only made for one, so you have to go. And by the way, he is waiting for you. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3873 I hate it when the neighbors don't clean up around their property. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3874 Not for love nor money do we need to get anywhere fast. 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3875 The Palace Guards think you're cute. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3876 What's that my Queen? The Kingdom's finances? Honestly, not good. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3877 These tours are awesome. This one's called The Royal Highness of Colorado. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3878 I know, but they'll only see us from the shoulders up. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3879 How do you suppose this will affect T.V. props in the future? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3880 Throne to the wolves! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3881 What is your idea called again?” “Lairbnb. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3882 I’m running an empire. I can’t just hang about. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3883 The prince and the princess are two P's in a pod. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3884 You said we were having ham hocks tonight. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3885 Are you not aware of the importance of swing states? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3886 This is a strange chair, is this how the indigenous people use it ? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3887 It's not as practical, but it was 50% off when you open a checking account 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3888 We must inform the constituency that this government is now fully prepared to face global climate change. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3889 C'mon, Shake, Rattle, and Roll 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3890 I’m still not sure this will make us relate better with the problems of the commoners. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3891 Another one of your crazy ideas? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3892 I guess it was more fun with a full house 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3893 Should we try this in Central Park? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
3894 Sure it's less regal, but wait until you see what it does for our afternoon naps. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3895 I can imagine what being in shit creek without a paddle feels like 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3896 You know sometimes it takes two to tango. I know it’s been a while. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3897 I am growing anxious that staycations are not the only appropriate measures to fighting the plague. We also need effective PPE for our essential workers. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3898 He wants to marry an American? Not in a million years! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3899 It’s just that if we ditch the guard and get a bed, it could make an already troubled relationship vastly more complicated. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3900 Maybe it would be better if we get your Mother-in-Law to tell us a story? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3901 I thought you said this hammock flushes better than a toilet. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3902 Probably shouldn’t have cut my pubes while walking to the hammock. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3903 After watching Game of Thrones, I decided a hammock was safer. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3904 Taking social isolation to a higher level was easier than I thought it would be. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3905 This isn’t the royal throne I had in mind. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3906 I didn't say it wouldn't be more comfortable. I worry that it lacks back support. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3907 My dad's throne just wasn't the vibe I wanted for my kingdom. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3908 I've repurposed the royal catapult. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3909 I know we need to keep up with the times, but I feel like we've lost something here. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3910 It really is a pawn-eat-pawn world out there. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3911 I can't wait until our boat is fixed. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3912 I'm so relieved. I thought you said the Royal Ham Hock. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3913 I said we'd be in the same boat when the revolution comes...not the same hammock! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3914 So, this is your idea of a plague staycation? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3915 This is going to bring us closer, right? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3916 You said you wanted to see me in the royal banana hammock, so I thought this was what you meant. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3917 I won’t lie. It seemed more regal in the showroom. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3918 I’m all for gender parity and sharing, but I miss my big chair. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3919 Let's just forget about primogeniture and share the hammock. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3920 It's the throne's diversity effort. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3921 You know, this *is* more comfortable. But I’m still going to execute whoever redesigned the Throne Room. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3922 knight's night to be going nowhere... 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3923 Ruling is so grueling, even kings need a break. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
3924 It's my castle and my Covid garden. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3925 Relaxing is a perk of the job but they make you take it. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3926 The Iron Throne is on loan for a photo shoot 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3927 Sure a pair of Kings is good- but you really need three of a kind for a larger swing 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3928 The intern from Hawaii had some life-changing suggestions. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3929 Row, row, row your boat. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3930 I know I am, but what are you? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3931 And in 2020 Harry and Meghan stepped away from the throne, causing a domino effect throughout all constitutional monarchies 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3932 Sometime in the future, it will be called a bath tub. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3933 Well if I knew you already had taken the lime in the coconut, I wouldn't have made this house call. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3934 is everything all right? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3935 There's so much room for activities! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3936 So far this staycation isn’t really working for me. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3937 I thought we owned as far as you can see from the hummock, not the hammock. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3938 Columbus said he 'discovered' this hammock, but I suspect there's more to the story. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3939 Do you think anyone will notice we pawned our gold thrones? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3940 The emperor has no throne 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3941 No, I'm not mad, but I did say pick up a Ham HOCK. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3942 Honestly, I may put the Thrown of a Thousand Skulls in the guest castle. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3943 Democracy is no better than monarchy just as Trump is no better than we. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3944 Your hammock is making an heir unlikely Harry.. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3945 How do like our new canoe simulator? Doesn't sink or run aground. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3946 I ordered Maslin to 48 hours on the stretching devise. He thinks his design of the royal hammock is worthy of the crown! 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
3947 I am not sure this is what they meant by laissez-faire governance. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3948 You want a corona? Pun intended. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3949 Great Ivan! You've invented the canoe! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3950 Getting restored to one’s rightful throne ain’t what it used to be. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3951 We knew that at least the first few weeks of a dual monarchy would be a honeymoon, so they could at least placed this hammock throne on a nice tropical beach. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3952 The Crown Prince learned the hard way not to sit on the sceptre 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3953 I'll show you mine if you show me yours. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3954 the twins snuck back into the throne room, they took down the thrones cause they were ugly, and instead, they hung up their bright yellow hammock, it was the brightest thing really. They started goofing around since their parents were fast asleep... 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3955 Last resort for monarchy survival. Royal couple produces a heir on a feels like a cozy baby motion wound hammock while monarchy has been abolished. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3956 So you're calling it a "canoe" and you say we have to put it in the water. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3957 Crown. Castle. Hammock. Pillock. TV. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3958 HAM-mock." "Ham-MOCK." "HAM-mock!" "Ham-MOCK!" "AGH! When is this bloody plague going to be over!? I can't quarantine with you any longer!" "...Ham-MOCK." 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3959 The man at the wilderness store said that everybody's getting them 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3960 I heard the mob calling to hang me. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3961 It's better than the thrones,but I think lazy boy loungers would be the best choice. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3962 My dearest, the Royal Hammock will not be the envy of the kingdom. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3963 Before the Pandemic, isolation wasn't as much fun 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3964 You'll see William. In a modern marriage we have equal position and responsibility. It worked very well for your brother after all. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3965 DIDN'T THESE TREES GIVE MORE SHADE BEFORE CLIMATE CHANGE? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3966 I don't care if this more relaxing! I want my throne back! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3967 The wizard was very clear- thrones are soooo 1623! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3968 A little more dignified than a waterbed, dontcha think? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3969 ...and we'll call it the Game of Hammocks! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3970 Admit it Bro, job sharing was never going to work. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3971 Does this put us in a swing state? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3972 I thought they told you swinging was going to help spice things up 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3973 Did you know they used to use this room for human sacrifices? Now it’s used for two people to comfortably give each other foot jobs. What a long strange trip it’s been. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
3974 Just try to get out with your dignity. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3975 If we’re such good-for-nothings, why does Dad keep that ugly-toga, goofy-hat guy standing there with the blade on the stick?! I heard Mom say it’s to keep others from coming in and to keep us from going out. David B. Smith Miami Beach, FL 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3976 I told you we should have splurged on the California king. 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
3977 Henry and Anne on a lazy, hazy, crazy kind of night. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3978 I don’t care what the salesman said, it may be more comfortable than the thrones but it’s a hell of a lot harder to get back out of. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3979 My Lord, They claimed they arrived last night in their time machine. Who are they ? The Trumps . Send them back ! 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
3980 We decided never again with Anne and Henry 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3981 I had a horse! Not my kingdom for a hammock! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3982 I heard you say "ham hock" too, but isn't this better?? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3983 Is this your idea of Happily Ever After? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3984 Can this be what they meant by podding with friends?? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3985 I don’t think the people realize how much we need their tax dollars. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3986 I know, dear, that my motives are not always transparent so try to relax, breathe deeply and let the hammock sway you to sleep. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3987 I’m not sayin your throne design doesn’t project strength, but c’mon we’re lookin at each other 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3988 It meaneth nary a thing if it ain't gotteth that thingge. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3989 Our spacious Deluxe Suite boasts a double king. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3990 Well, it “looked” fit for a king in the catalogue. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3991 Thrones are so last year. It's hammock time! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3992 Vacuum's in the closet. Your turn! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3993 You sure this is a swingers club? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3994 Did you bring the paddle? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3995 I've redecorated the throne room. What do you think? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3996 Sometimes I wonder if we're taking this pandemic pod thing too literally. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3997 It may not be queenly but it is giggly. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3998 Ok, I’ll admit it. Season 5 wasn’t very good. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3999 Woke up this morning dear, and just had to rearrange the castle 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4000 Harry, think of it as our little palace, smack in the middle of Montecito. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4001 Give me ample notice for bathroom call. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4002 I thought the debates were supposed to have us six feet apart. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4003 Father this is the latest innovation. Thrones are so 1450's 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4004 Darling, when I ordered a “banana hammock” to improve our sex life, this is NOT what I had in mind 1.1270 0.05766 63 58 2 3
4005 Queen for a Day! Careful what you wish for! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4006 And then I realized, my ruling was not upheld. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4007 Make them spin us around again! Make them spin us around again! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4008 You were right about the upgrade. And, it doesn’t seem like the peasants mind not eating. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4009 When do they put the water under it? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4010 About the money we saved on thrones; I'd like to get one of those horseless carriages 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4011 I don't care what Gulliver said — this isn't going to protect us from COVID-19. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4012 The court jester strike is breaking soon right? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4013 It's only gender-neutral until one of us falls out. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4014 When I shout, ‘Spin the marital hammock, Igor!’ only the most noble of bachelors do not vomit their horned demon out. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4015 The upholsterer has our thrones. This king size hammock will do fine for now. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4016 The Royal Executioner said it can be dual purpose when set up over the public fire pit! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4017 The publicity of our swing state is just too much. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4018 I can't explain it, but I just don't feel like a Queen anymore. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4019 This is NOT what I had in mind when I proposed swinging! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4020 They mentioned "In the Country of the Blind, the One-Eyed Man is King", but I guess forgot to say there were two of us. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4021 This is NOT "co-chairing" the throne--your crown is bigger than mine! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4022 Special deal on Amazon again!? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4023 Did you thank the throne for its service? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4024 What's swinging bitches? lmfao, stand guard! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4025 This officially takes the trading with Columbus too far, Isabella. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4026 Did you just piss on my leg?? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4027 I'm loving this staycation; fancy a dip in the moat? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4028 Promise I won't look silly getting out of this? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4029 The knights told me you're a swinger! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4030 Did they really have to reupholster all the chairs at the same time?! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4031 "It's more fun with the Joker ." 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4032 So this is how sailors sleep. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4033 This is not what I meant when I said I'd like to swing with other royalty. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4034 Royal brother, we must hang together or surely we will hang separately. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4035 I know, I know...You can take the girl out of Crown Heights but you can't take blah blah blah.' 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4036 I told you man, laissez-faire is the way to go. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4037 We’ve been hammocked! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4038 Wanna go over to your castle now and play checkers? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4039 Do you ever fell like just putting on a t-shirt and wornout jeans then heading to the corner pub for a pint? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4040 How much do you think we can pack the court before we flip over? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4041 It’s called #Hammocking, all the Kings are doing it 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4042 Thrones are like, so last year. Kings Swing in 2020 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4043 At a minimum you’ve got to pretend you care. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4044 I'm telling you, Bob, there's no way they're gonna take the throne from me now 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4045 This is not the same as the pictures we saw on Amazon. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4046 This is not what I had in mind when I said the throne should be inclusive. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4047 The book I’m reading suggested I create a Hygge nook, so I thought, what better place? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4048 People say I owe a few hundred million bucks, so I decided to downsize. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4049 I thought you were whimsical, but this Trump guy is just ridiculous 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4050 You said you wanted to see me in a banana hammock 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4051 Do you think he’s mad I asked for a raise? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4052 Damn! How did we end up here? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4053 See, I think you ordered the HÄNGMATTA, not the ÏMPERIÖUSMATTA. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4054 Now it’s physically impossible to be removed from our throne” 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4055 I distinctly said 'throne room', not 'prone room' 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4056 It's more comfortable having a loop for a throne. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4057 You're the one who said that the thrones just don't "spark joy" anymore. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4058 And we shall rule the kingdom of Gillian’s Island together from this sacred throne . 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4059 ´Tis but a wry attempt by some foreign power to cause havoc in our court. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4060 Face it, it's the only way this co-regency is going to work. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4061 Simple, put poison in Dad’s ear... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4062 By my troth, I shall never leave this cloth! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4063 They say we're out of touch with common folk. I say we craft some messaging about our hammock and prove them wrong. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4064 Row, row your boat gently down the stream. . . . 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4065 How does the "royal hammock bed" differ from the non-royal version? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4066 Can I tell you something? Lately, I've been having fantasies about swinging. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4067 Not how I imagined the arrangements for an oligarchy... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4068 I specifically told the interior designer we wanted a comfort height elongated throne for ‘Number’ 2. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4069 When they said “banana boat,” I was expecting dessert! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4070 You got this idea from 'One Hundred Years Of Solitude' ? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4071 We Must All Hang Together, or Most Assuredly, We Will All Hang Separate 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4072 We will have a great time in a real tub once someone invents indoor plumbing! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4073 Rock, paper, scissors? Winner gets to go first? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4074 You’re right. We really need to expand the kingdom further south. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4075 Our armies slayed the giant. Now we use his face mask as a hammock. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4076 EVEN BETTER '' WHEN THERE'S A WIND'' 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
4077 damn they do be kinda vibing though 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4078 They said the throne would arrive in 6-8 weeks 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4079 Mummy I don't like this game you play where we wear crowns and you never let me win! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4080 I don’t think she is bringing the mojitos she promised. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4081 I think we’ve taken “Casual Friday” to new levels! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4082 Not comfy, sure, but more regal than the Beanbag Throne, yes? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4083 Trust me, this will keep the populace under our sway. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4084 It's not really a canoe so we don't need a paddle 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4085 Not so Game of Thrones 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4086 You sure you said “king suite” not “King sheet?” 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
4087 You think the princess would like this better than the mattresses? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4088 At your liege, my Liege 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4089 This Kingdom really swings 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4090 I told her "deep down I 'm just a regular guy"...is she still there? No don't look now 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4091 The Duck stays in the hammock! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4092 Frankly, I don’t give a damn. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4093 I guess size isn't everything. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4094 The royal influencer promised we could trend with this ... 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4095 Yeah! And the sales guys says it's fit for a King! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4096 It's like real conoeing, but it's suspended in the air, doesn't move, and isn't fun. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4097 I’m thinking of dropping the royal “we” to be more relatable. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4098 You exchanged the throne...for this? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4099 They said the emperor wears no clothes. Well who's in the banana hammock now? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4100 Live footage of do-nothing presidents chilling on their throne 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4101 « But mom said it was MY turn today » 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4102 It is comfortable, but if you want to share power I can get you a separate throne. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4103 I think we are going to need a bigger boat... 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
4104 If I'd known this was what you meant by swinging, I never would have agreed to try it. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4105 The other royals all have gardens and topiary 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4106 Well, I guess now I’ll rule with an iron fist and a margarita fist. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4107 I’ll admit I was at first a little “throne” by your choice in decor. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4108 Consider your ROLL as king is now on shaky ground. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4109 How is this thing you call a hammock fit for a king? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4110 You have got to be kidding! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4111 We've got to fire this court jester. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4112 This isn’t what I had in mind when I agreed to try swinging. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4113 I expected a little more from the Honeymoon Suite upgrade 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4114 With all your power this is the best you could come up with for a romantic getaway? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4115 You'll get used to it. I'm having a 'Coconut-rum Castaway. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4116 My liege, 'twas a prime day but now we must return the throne. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4117 Footsie is what the commoners play. I call this Tudor Tootsie. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4118 When you're king, you can do whatever you want and it doesn't matter if you get cot! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4119 I thought it was your turn to man the grill. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4120 I told you this BREXIT would not be good for the economy 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4121 I thought we'd take a break from all this Medieval crap. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4122 When you say, 'We can't both have equal sway,' what are you referring to, exactly? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4123 I guess this is the throne for twins, what do you think? 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
4124 Game of Hammocks: Season Two "You're over-acting again..." "Says the King of over-acting!" 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4125 I dread the day it all collapses under us. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4126 There, isn't this more relaxing than a throne? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4127 This staycation surprise was not quite what I was expecting 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4128 When you said "let's swing", I thought you had something else in mind 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4129 A Throne to Bone 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4130 This hammock ain’t big enough for the both of us… 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4131 So all my horses and all my men, couldn't put him back together again. But what an omelet, huh?! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4132 Please George, can’t we just call the Plumber to unplug the drain? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4133 The bugs won't bother us this way. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4134 This is weird. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4135 Yeah, sucks, Medieval Times breaks are always short. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4136 One click ordering is so amazing 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4137 I've always preferred this type of hanging 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4138 Other kings may beat their swords into plowshares, but only I refashion trebuchets into lounge seating! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4139 We should have hired a better lawyer. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4140 You won't believe how much more comfortable it is than that old golden throne. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4141 What is this paraphernalia called? A boat? It's quite spacious. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4142 Shall I send for the apothecary, Your Royal Hotness? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4143 I feel like this is more than just the thrown room, now. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4144 No one gets killed in "Game of Hammocks," you know? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4145 My dearest Percival, I asked for ham hocks for my birthday. You are no longer my hero. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4146 We should have sprung for bunk beds. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4147 try lying on the diagonal 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4148 And how does this make you feel? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4149 Do you ever get the feeling that the people don't want to hang out? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4150 This is not what I had in mind when you told me you wanted to swing. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4151 I believe we got this swing thing wrong. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4152 I said a HAM HOCK 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4153 Guess K and Q aren't on the list for equal rights 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4154 Once again, Mr. Royalty, your shopping skills need work! I said ham hock! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4155 Why hast thou forsaken me by keeping your heels on, I thought we agreed shoes off? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4156 Soon we will upgrade to a royal futon 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4157 Two Kings hammocking about, while the Queens run the country 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4158 By the way, if this does not work out, what did the hammock salesman do with our chairs ? Steve G. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4159 The reupholstered throne should be delivered any day. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4160 Look who's going Man-at-Arms-o! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4161 Don’t be upset, but I asked for Hamlet. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4162 I hear too much sitting is bad for you 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4163 Wanna play footsie? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4164 You're saying the pig farmer really made this out of ham hocks? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4165 EASY lies the head that wears the crown! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4166 The plague was so last century. Try motion sickness. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4167 Is this your version of Gilligan’s Island ? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4168 Yes, I know you loved that giant carved bed with the gold and ivory inlay, but the new roof cost 1,000,000 £, so get used to the hammock sonny! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4169 Dude, honestly, when you married Queen Mary of Scots and I married Queen Jane of England did you really think we’d unite the kingdoms? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4170 But if you destroyed my country and I destroyed yours, then we could be rid of both and no one would suspect a thing! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4171 I told the wizard enow relaxation, not Eno! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4172 Don't worry. We'll get the thrones out of hock when the recession's over. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4173 Your Eminence, the Hundred Years War finally got to you. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4174 Please hand me soap 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4175 Brother, we can safely separate our big toe and split the kingdom. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4176 Balls, said the queen. If I had 'em, I'd fire the renovator. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4177 Thou shall remove thee as tis throne thou not big enough for two of thee. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4178 I need a urine sample RIGHT NOW! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4179 Hang on your High-ness, where about to be catapulted to a higher throne in the sky! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4180 I don't know what this is, I asked for a ham hock. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4181 I think the town wants us to skip the debate. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4182 ...not what I meant when asking about swinging. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4183 Who says being king can't be fun! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4184 This is my last call! If you don´t stop rocking this thing I will reinstall the conventional throne. 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
4185 Well, I still prefer hummocks. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4186 It's a pea pod . . . I bought it from Jack . . . the Giant Killer. 1.1167 0.05867 60 56 1 3
4187 Taking foreign relations to another level 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4188 The original swing state 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4189 The room where business is done. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4190 I'm thinking cryogenically frozen would be a good idea, Eric ! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4191 I always knew that if I shared power with you, we'd lose the throne. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4192 Who says we're not a swinging couple? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4193 Again, we're up a creek without a paddle! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4194 We've got to stop meeting like this; people are starting to talk. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4195 I’m worried about a revolution. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4196 Did you hire her? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4197 I'm not ready for children. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4198 Dash the research.Downsizing still isn’t particularly regal. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4199 don't tell me. You want a lie in again. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4200 Forgive me, my lord! We were promised hams, I thought. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4201 I Trump the engineers - It's a yacht! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4202 Faster, faster! Pull harder. They’re coming. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4203 Let's see how high we can swing! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4204 Don’t you love being a swing state? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4205 That is the maximum socially distant I can be with you during our mutual quarantine. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4206 now THIS is a royal treatment 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4207 Our kingdom hangs in the balance ... just swayin. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4208 I did not think this was what you meant by SWINGING. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4209 But we will tell them we went golfing. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4210 Welcome to the new fashion kingdom 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4211 No, you're facing the wrong way. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4212 First the futon, now this. I'm supposed to be a god! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4213 I believe what I said was I am all in for “ham hocks”in the throne room” 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4214 I don't know about you, but this is not what I imagined when Dad said we would share the throne. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4215 Sure you've got criticisms; it's turned out better than when I tried to make a fashion statement. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4216 I strongly feel/the expression "hammocking"/has more appeal/to the masses than "throning." 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4217 When you play the game of thrones, you win or you swing. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4218 I can't believe I got it this wrong....I guess I should have paid for the onsite assembly 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4219 Actually, I think I prefer that kneeling chair. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4220 Well, Charles—there’s swingers and there’s swinging 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4221 Calling it "The Royal Hammock" doesn't quite cut it. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4222 "I call it a 'Royal Air Canoe'." 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4223 «Quarantine is the new cabin» 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4224 When I said “hang in there” and “I’ll be there for you” this is definitely not what I meant 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4225 Tell that Royal procurement manager no more SkyMall or I'll have his head! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4226 cheer up hun...we still managed to get this out of the White House...so nostalgic of all decisions we took from up here. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4227 Stop swaying towards you! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4228 My son, the HR department thinks this device will ease the flow of information between us. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4229 When will this end? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4230 Don’t you just love nature? Those soft, melodic torture chamber groans can put anyone at ease. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4231 Hammock, you say?” “What do we do next? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4232 Qu'ils mangent de la hamac 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4233 My therapist told me that hammocks help with stress, thrones cause too much radicalism. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4234 Six wives and he can't even provide two hammocks... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4235 So, what’s your take on Prop XVII? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4236 So, I'm thinking of calling it "Game of Hammocks" ... It's about war and sex and gently rocking at siesta time... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4237 Consider what would be hanging on top of each other if we were both on a throne.... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4238 They call this place like a home away from home. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4239 One more time. Together, from the top, ‘I’m the king of the swingers yeah, .....’ 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4240 Isn't This Better Than a Waterbed 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4241 Their RESPECT? You've gotta be kidding, Susan. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4242 Dude just look into my eyes and play cool... I promise we didn’t take too much this time 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4243 It was on sale at REY 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4244 I feel like its long since we started talking about #PrivilegedLivesMatter 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4245 When you want to feel like a King but then it's 2020! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4246 ...waiting on the next level of 2020 Jumanji like... 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4247 Hmmm. I liked the BarcaLounger better. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4248 He heard about the guillotine and he’s afraid of being replaced by automation. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4249 Your Mother and I think it's about time you go out and pillage on your own. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4250 I got it from the King of Spain at a great price. Isn't it fun? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4251 I've had to make too many compromises. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4252 You convinced me. From now on my kingdom is a swing state too. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4253 Just 4 more months here then it's 2021 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4254 If this doesn't work, we'll do it the old fashion way. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4255 Just declare it's your divine right to chillax, Highness. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4256 Where's your mask? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4257 Sorry, I assumed it would be king size. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4258 I swear it was listed on Amazon as King-size 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4259 Stupid distribution disruptions! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4260 So I said "If I can't rule from a hammock, then I don't WANT to be a king." 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4261 Curves are fine but not for rulers. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4262 This is what they meant by twin occupancy! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4263 No footsie. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4264 The thrones? I ditched'em. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4265 Columbus said it's called a hammock. I'm not sure what he's doing over there, but I hope he keeps it up. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4266 This is better than those yoga balls but I still don't know why we can't stick with the thrones. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4267 I proclaim hammocks to be the new regal thrones. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4268 It'll be like going to Venice on our staycation. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4269 You're absolutely right. This is a much more relaxed way to govern. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4270 Ordering the guard to wear a mask would be far more effective than our sleeping in one, dear. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4271 This is comfortable, but there will be no heir for the throne! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4272 What happened to the King-sized bed we had before your ‘Castle 6’ Travelers’ plan?” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4273 Should the size of the bed reflect our kingship as opposed to our twinship? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4274 We're not Mexican ! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4275 Pillow talk, revised 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4276 I am sure I told Chef to do more ham hocks. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4277 So how's your day going? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4278 They say we royals are the leisure class. Apparently, this is how we relax. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4279 So tell me more about these Hamptons. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4280 Are we 6 ft apart? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4281 What's wrong with this picture? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4282 I thought you said: “want to try ham hocks?” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4283 But does it say 'relentless'. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4284 This isn't quite what I had in mind when I suggested "canoodling." 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4285 I thought they said "Hamlet," not "hammock." 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4286 Best thing Columbus brought back. Thinking about naming a holiday after him. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4287 Is it hoist or hoisted? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4288 I think this hammock will be a great beach theme throne for my sandcastle. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4289 This is another problem with being twins. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4290 Whenever we hang out she acts like she wants to cut off your head 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4291 Three hundred men died? That's horrible... now pass me a strawberry. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4292 Just our heads have to be 6 feet apart. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4293 A pillow will give us 3 Inch. separtion more. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4294 I love it, too, Highness. Chef still needs that ham hock, though. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4295 I thought you ordered a kingsize! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4296 Quick hide, the social distancing Marshall is coming! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4297 As your new sovereign, I hereby decree, ‘Let’s swing!’ 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4298 Did you order this Throne from the Amazon? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4299 You tell the old battle ax that we want to be flipped out. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4300 Though I know there's two of us, twin size is in fact not bigger than king size. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4301 I preferred the Royal Pizza Lilo. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4302 I think the new logo for unisex urinals is a little over the top. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4303 Maybe this would be better in the court yard! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4304 My dear, you look simply ravishing tonight.” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4305 It's called FREDÖN. Oh and we're having meatballs for dinner. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4306 I hope this is what they meant by "Swing Together!" 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4307 OK, we're ready for the ducks now! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4308 I think the way the peasants set it up in the forest is more fun, but it wouldn't be seemly for us, would it? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4309 You swing right; I swing left. How can this feel like agreement? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4310 Ah, sweet--my old Navy hammock. The breeze? Son, it's just the coming Revolution." 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4311 I just realized: we’re swinging like a pendulum do. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4312 You wanna try to have a prince or princess? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4313 It was nice of you to drop in but I have an audience to address 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4314 Want to play footsie? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4315 I really don't think the mote will leak, dad. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4316 So we're agreed, swinging beats wars? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4317 I liked the hot tub better. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4318 This throne doesn’t look like what was on Amazon! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4319 I could have invented this Rocky Boat Game myself... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4320 I think we’re going to have to start those tours again... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4321 I peed in the hammock. Sorry if you pants are wet too. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4322 As my crown prince, you're entitled to our Harlem on either side. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4323 It's all the rage in the Hamptons 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4324 But I still don't know what hammocks have to do with hemophilia..." 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4325 One throne, two kings? No way. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4326 This Backyard Revolution thing has gone too far 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4327 If the boys from Bunk 9 could see us now... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4328 I call it "glamping." 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4329 I finally found a solution to your Restless Leg Syndrome 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4330 You’re really not going to like what I’ve replaced all the weaponry with. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4331 I hate this social distancing...!! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4332 I was thinking I would fall quickly to sleep... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4333 You know we have absolutely no privacy anymore. I know she’s listening and probably writing a book! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4334 Why don't we sell our two throne chairs on eBay. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4335 Unbyjj 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4336 Milk?" "Just a dash. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4337 Would'nt it be simpler if I just said no? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4338 You can be King of that side,no swinging my side. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4339 I think thou hast been swindled - this dost not appear to be royal thrones for two 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4340 I am the King of Swing! No I am! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4341 They say these things are better than thrones! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4342 To your two questions: One, I'm not sure what to call it. Two, it's mostly made out of ham hocks. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4343 Actually, I'm kind of glad the local KOA was already filled up. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4344 Don’t you love the Throne Hammock? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4345 Is your mental health ok? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4346 So you think this is the safest place from Covid? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4347 Little do you know, as the second born, you shall inherit the royal hammock! 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4348 This isn't what I meant when I said we were a swing state 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4349 Think of it as performance art for the Middle Aged " 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4350 While our throne is rented out on Airbnb, we can afford to vacation in this hammock as long as we like. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4351 Your Majesty, I don't think she likes being called Queen Pineapple Head. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4352 You just had to behead the Royal Hammock-Pusher didn’t you.... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4353 I guess it was inevitable, after we all moved to sweat pants. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4354 This is quite nice,actually. What say we conquer Ibiza next? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4355 I saw on Twitter that you liked to swing. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4356 We’ve taken casual Fridays too far, haven’t we. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4357 Be it or not be it Hamlet's hammock? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4358 The Knight’s watch” as the Lannisters discuss pushing two twins together to make a king 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4359 Tell me again why this is a good trade. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4360 yeah dude i bought it to make myself feel better temporarily, which is why i’ve always done everything, but now i get to talk about it like it’s a bold step forward for mental health 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4361 Much more comfortable than the iron throne! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4362 Two meters! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4363 Honey, the water's getting cold. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4364 I insisted on being the "King of Swing", now I'm stuck. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4365 I saw it on Instagram 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4366 I'm still not sure about "rustic-chic" in the thorn room. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4367 It's the latest craze in thrones, Earl of Hammock signature series. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4368 The maximum weight is One King! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4369 The only way your army beat my army was by cheating, so no, I'm not leaving the royal hammock. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4370 I told you sharing power can be fun! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4371 Did you see how big her dragons were? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4372 Yes - they got thrown away, I'd call this a 'Hang-Up' but I worry the Guards might get the wrong idea 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4373 I bought it at the town fair. And it's king size. I knew you wouldn't go near a double. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4374 I'm calling it "Reign of Hammocks", like Game of Thrones, but with a softer Springtime quality! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4375 Doth your royal hammock help with your royal hemorrhoids? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4376 No son, we are not a swing state. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4377 I shall call it a King-Size Bed. What say you, Mr. Hammock? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4378 My kingdom for a mask! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4379 We are becoming a swing state.... 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4380 And one laste thynge: Never ever buste insyde a wench. Our learned men arent yet sure, but they thynke this myxture of the amorous humours is from whence come bastyrds. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4381 I told the guards I didn't want a throne, but this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4382 so this is what you meant by sofa 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4383 The kingdom is under the sway of disloyalists. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4384 See, being a proletariat isn't so bad. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4385 Hey, I just another crazy idea!” 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4386 Are you sure you followed Ikea's instructions? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4387 I said 'it's good to be KING! 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4388 A casual throne? You really are mad,George. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4389 Less dignity, even, than bean bag chairs. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4390 'Game of Hammocks' doesn't have the same ring, does it? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4391 Hammocks ARE the future 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4392 I like our new king size throne 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4393 Foot fight? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4394 King: “I overheard someone say, ‘Pigs in a blanket‘.” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4395 So how long have you been a swinger? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4396 We used to be a big deal. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4397 My generation has learned to relac. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4398 I know you like saying you are the king who swings, but I am ready for a real throne. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4399 A king-size hammock would have been more comfortable. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4400 I wish you would stop tickling my foot! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4401 I got this from a peasant. He got a great deal. I didn't behead him! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4402 Are you sure they said this was king size? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4403 That's right dear, I always clip my toenails before getting into bed. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4404 First toilet paper was on back order 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4405 But Dear, it’s the largest they had: king-size. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4406 It was promoted to me on Instagram. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4407 Gotcha--Checkmate! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4408 I still prefer the throne. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4409 As it takes forever to make it across the Atlantic ocean, the shipping was pretty hairy 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4410 At least we sleep in the same sickbed. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4411 Is it just me, or did something just snap? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4412 Is this the part where I'm supposed to stab you? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4413 All hail the Pocket Kings! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4414 I told you opening the palace to the public was a bad idea. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4415 These torture devices ain’t bad, not sure what they’re always screaming about” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4416 Perhaps we can time share the old throne instead 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4417 But Dad, you SAID to use this trebuchet to 'show the world what kind of King I want to be...' 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4418 I wake up everyday and ask, “What will secure the Kingdom of Hammock’s legacy?” 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4419 No, Son, this is definitely not the same as a shared throne. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4420 So now do I seem capricious? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4421 I said 'reign of terror' not relaxation. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4422 If the Dam breaks we’ll be fine! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4423 I liked the throne better. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4424 Sway R Us 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4425 This is a perfect bunker from the war. As a wise person once said, a king must be willing to sacrifice." 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4426 Mom got the royal bunk beds in the divorce 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4427 And they say their taxes don’t go to good use! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4428 I don't know if this what the commoners mean when they are 'swingers'. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4429 To be fair, those thrones weren't very comfortable. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4430 It's a bit uncomfortable but once you get used to it, camping is really fun. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4431 It makes us relatable to the swing states. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4432 Fine, I’ll get out, but I distinctly heard you say “two pees in a pod.” 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4433 Ain't this the cat's meow? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4434 All I’m saying is I don’t much care for this new French style of tapestry hanging. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4435 Oh, oh, I see a sign that we are living on the cutting edge. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4436 No one will even remember the Ottoman Empire. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4437 Young lad, overthrowing the King will not be as easy as tipping me out of a hammock. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4438 The throne will be fixed before this hammock turns into a canoe. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4439 how we eat turkey in this swinger!!!? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4440 At least we would have a reason to fall 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4441 The store said a limit of one per household. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4442 Finally, no one will be passionate enough to take the throne of our kingdom 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4443 I don’t think they make a double king size 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4444 Well, Our Mighty Throne Nowadays, We Conquer The World But Wait...Where's The Nature? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4445 I gave clear instructions and the decorator has completely run a ham-mock! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4446 All that’s left of the patriarchy. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4447 Who are you? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4448 So here we are, bringing the majestic outdoors, indoors..! get it? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4449 Could you tell me why you didn't accept the results? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4450 I absolutely need to hire a new decorator--Cousin Richard would make a much better jester. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4451 The game of hammocks may be more inclusive, but it doesn’t sell books. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4452 This is one way to win over the swing fiefdoms. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4453 It’s time we focus on self-care. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4454 Sooo which one of us has the rightful claim to the pillow? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4455 Sir Toto, I don't think we're in Venice anymore. caption 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4456 SARS-CoV-2 & Influenza planning winter 20-21 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4457 We should start a pod. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4458 I've heard this new sleeping device is all the rage down in the Colonies. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4459 When I told you that I wanted to replace our thrones with a hammock that we could both share, this is *not* what I had in mind! 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4460 Can we get mini umbrellas in our drinks? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4461 Yo, Ho, Yo, Ho a pirate's life for me. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4462 So, do you like my new hammock?” The narrator: ‘course, it was barter 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4463 You call this social distancing? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4464 When homeworking, you just need to show your face... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4465 I got a really good deal on this one during the Amazon Prime Day 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4466 Let’s swing!... Your right or my right? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4467 Heavy is the hammock that hold the King 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4468 You think we’re doing this swing-vote thing right?” #VOT 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4469 The emperor’s new hang out 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4470 No, I will NOT pass the butter! 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
4471 And I executed 5 people this week! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4472 This was a nice addition to the vacation castle. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4473 Honey, is this a swing vote country? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
4474 You win or you just kind of chill out for a while. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4475 I thought we should discuss this from the perspective of the suburban swing voter. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4476 Oh, my Queen, this is so relaxing, and the world just goes away..... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4477 I really like it but I guess hammock, harmonica, it's all the same. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4478 It's just not the same without the daiquiris. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4479 Want to play doctor? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4480 Of course I’m Master of the Realm, but I’m a comfy Master of the Realm. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4481 It's called Hang Sway. Cool, huh? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4482 I don’t like that look in your eyes! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4483 Sorry, this is king size havoc. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4484 I told you being twins is the BEST! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4485 Harumph. Craigslist trade. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4486 Does this mean we are swingers? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4487 Funny. I'm up Shitt'$ creek without a paddle, too. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4488 Yo, man, meet yoewoman! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4489 Safe sex or social distancing? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4490 We must get a new Royal Interior Designer. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4491 I find this much more comfortable than the throne. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4492 just trying to hang on 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4493 There's nothing to do during a pandemic. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4494 The origin of Two Peas in a Pod. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4495 A quarantine swing 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
4496 We’re committed to power-sharing now. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4497 reminds me of summer2020 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
4498 Royal Family extends suspension 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
4499 I dreamt that someone named George R.R. Martin wrote a lamely-titled series of books. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4500 Heavy is the head that wears the crown? This will be good for your back." 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4501 It’s the latest in throne room design - it’s called mid-century primitive. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4502 Who gets ill first, must leave. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4503 I am Hammock, Prince of Damark. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4504 You need to come home. Dad's in hospice, and he doesn't have a lot of time left. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4505 Hope some other couple shows up. Swinging by ourselves isn't that much fun. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4506 Tell me you at least brought s'mores to this treaty, m'lord. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4507 I am married to someone in my immediate family 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4508 Naah, it's too nice a day to invade Gascony. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4509 I told you we should have gotten the California King 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4510 Not exactly what I meant by 'kingsize.' 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4511 Hammocks are stupid. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4512 the per 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4513 Important men don’t hold court in hammocks either, my liege. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4514 No more the power behind the throne. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4515 I told them you are the queen. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4516 I know, let's play hide and seek? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4517 This will sway the swing states! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4518 This is what?---a staycation? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4519 This is what happens when you social distance from everyone in the kingdom! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4520 I'm hoping that being the little man in the hammock will make me as popular as the little man in the canoe. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4521 Do you think they will believe this? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4522 If you ask me all this royal privilege talk is a bunch of sour grapes 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4523 Game of Hammock 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4524 I told you - you had to pay extra to get a Lord Master of Swinging. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4525 We can play toesy toes! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4526 I didn't opt for one-day shipping so now they're playing a game of thrones with my patience. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4527 IT'S THE ONLY WAY THEY WILL GET A SWING VOTE. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4528 And it only takes four servants to carry the stands into the forest. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4529 Well - surely life is not a bed of roses, but this hammock really does the job. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4530 So, when will they invent something we can really use? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4531 I know we are 6 feet apart, but where’s your mask? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4532 Bob, Carol, and Ted Circa 12th Century 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4533 Trump Ian: my crowns bigger than your crown. I win! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4534 When the thrones come back from the reupholsterer, let's just donate them to the royal museum. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4535 Can we switch sides? I want my ring offering to look more natural. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4536 I call this my social distancing hammock. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4537 This shared reign is not what I had in mind. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4538 Although comfortable, it lacks the authority of a throne. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4539 So will we be hanging differently once they take us to the gallows? 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4540 I've imagined something quite different when you said we'd have sex to rock the palace! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4541 The people want early voting, mail-in ballots, and drop-off boxes? The first thing we do is hire all the lawyers! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4542 So you really are a queen? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4543 Do you think you could bring me a beer or a chopped up peacock or something? I'm feeling a bit peckish. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4544 I know our throne was taken over, but at least they left us our hammock. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4545 Methinks thou dost blinked first. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4546 You're ABSOLUTELY sure we're at least 12 feet apart? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4547 Aren’t you just the king of swingers! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4548 Hammock, hammock, my kingdom for a hammock?! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4549 Sorry,Edward,I thought you said ‘ Hammock of the Scots.’ 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4550 I didn't like them calling us bedfellows. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4551 So we had to sell the royal thrones. This is way more comfortable, isn't it!? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4552 So we’re going to the two party system, are we? Can I have the elephant? 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4553 ... and then he said, "relax, man, it's just a joke!" So I took his advice, had him beheaded, and now I''m relaxing here. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4554 It may have been a mistake to go with the casual-living redo 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4555 Where's the third guy? Is this a slingshot? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4556 I suppose there are worse ways to resolve an election dispute. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4557 No. I said ‘hassock’ 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4558 The Jiffy-Pop will be ready soon and then we'll start Loop de Loops. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4559 maybe if you had not eaten so much bore I would not keep sliding to you 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4560 Like I been saying, the burger business will make us richer. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4561 I requested a ham hock. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4562 This is just like when we never went backpacking together. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4563 See, I told you this would be great for our marriage! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4564 Do you think they suspect? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4565 Revolution budget cuts really taking their toll. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4566 How about a beer before you hit the head. OK dear? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4567 No! No! You swing and I ‘ll sway. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4568 Yeah, I guess we've been dethroned by the hordes outside. But we can still swing, sway, and rock and roll - just like in those MTV videos! You can be the new 'ham-mock-king!' 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4569 Do you think now they'll believe we're just regular folks? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4570 The Purge #19 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4571 They were out of ergonomic thrones so my doctor recommended this” 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4572 Yeah, he got fired from Benihana cause he chopped a guy's hand off. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4573 It would be really cool if this hammock were in water. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4574 The younger voters will love this. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4575 It's pretty chill leading a country hey? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4576 "Consummation of the marriage is achieved most efficiently in this new bed. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4577 Sometimes a Prince hast to get his hands dirty, so get out and rock me! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4578 Well, at least it's a king size! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4579 Don’t tell me you’re still hung up about being dethroned by the Hammock Dynasty” 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4580 So this is the slow boat to China? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4581 Guaaaarrrdddsss!!! The Queen has run hammock! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4582 Uncomfortable as it is, they never guillotine chilled rulers! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4583 You were right - significantly less pointy! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4584 Before GPS was needed. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4585 The bank assured me that PPP loans could be used to get our thrones out of hock. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4586 Checkmate! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4587 It's tough when you're Kings of the World. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4588 See, way more ergonomic than the thrown." 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4589 And you thought a throne was uncomfortable! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4590 Palm" trees 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4591 This king for a day thing is fun I guess, but I can’t help thinking about tomorrow. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4592 Well we have to produce an heir somehow. Would doing it standing up work for you? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4593 Sir you said you wanted a more comfy throne. So I got you this! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4594 Only wannabe despots play golf to unwind. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4595 You know, maybe we should conquer a country first, THEN relax. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4596 Careful. I’ve got a guy with an ax watching you 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4597 The peasants' complaints are really adding to my stress levels. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4598 I swear, if you tip this thing over I am going to crown you. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4599 The throne was nice but this is definitely more "swingy." 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4600 I call it a 'ham hock' 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4601 Careful, if you touch my toes he'll lop them off. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4602 Is this the way Natty Bumppo started? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4603 ...I'm not going back to college, I really feel like my soul is back in South-East Asia 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4604 Glad we got bled at the barber and can hang out. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4605 Tell the royal designer no more IKEA! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4606 When I said ‘We are going to the hammock’ I meant the royal We! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4607 It's much more comfy than the iron throne, but the ergonomics aren't great. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4608 Getting seasick your Highness. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4609 Next can we play "making a royal heir?" 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4610 Has the queen been getting on your nerves lately? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4611 I still say the better option would have been the beanbag throne. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4612 When I mentioned outdoor coworking space... this was not what I had in mind 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4613 It’s a new, fun version of a SCI-F. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4614 The best place for swinging. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4615 You realize our THRONE is now in a TV MOVIE 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4616 We're auditioning for Netflix's new series 'Game of Hammocks'" 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4617 This is my way of working from home 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4618 If this is what you had in mind with 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream,' I'm not interested. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4619 Male heir or female is the least of my concerns 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4620 One more time? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4621 Eenie, Meenie. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4622 Of course it's 'fun'. It's just that the thrones are so much more regal. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4623 Join me on the chorus "Wastin' away in Margaritaville..." 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4624 I'm not going to say "yes" until you tell that guard who chopped off your first wife's head to put his battle ax back in the armory. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4625 These New World inventions got our throne throne away 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4626 'Well, isn't this more comfortable than those old butt breaking thrones?" 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4627 Abdicate! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4628 Girlllll, so who we beheadin' today?! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4629 Thou art right, 'tis better a hammock than a canoe.' 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4630 I feel awfully exposed. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4631 Wheeeeeeeee.... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4632 Maybe you took the phrase "sharing the throne" too literally? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4633 If you knew what the peasants call a throne, you wouldn't mind 'hammock' 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4634 Originally designed for when things run hammock in the kingdom 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4635 Welcome to my banana hammock 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4636 Yes, it's comfy, but does it send mixed messages? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4637 Gotta keep up with those kids today. Whaddaya think of my new throne? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4638 Sure, it’s cozy, but I’m a back sleeper. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4639 Face it, Hank—despite all the goodies, you’re still a sad sack 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4640 If thou wishes to keep thine feet, then thou shalt keep them on thine half of the hammock. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4641 I told you this would be better than chairs! 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4642 But it's much better for circulation. Now our feet won't get cold. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4643 Whan wyll the Kyng funde the newe magyk they caul 'science?' Thys fuk swyng ys olde and nedes ymprovement. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4644 Is this the hammock of Procrustes? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4645 On the next hunt, let's slay a Giant with an n95 mask instead. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4646 The new throne picture looked different online. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4647 Too stodgy to swing", they said 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4648 What ever happened to one ruler one cot? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4649 My toes are smoother than yours. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4650 On the count of three, you go high, and I'll go low. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4651 I want to produce an heir in the worst way 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4652 So the emperor was butt naked and they were still cheering? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4653 This might be why mom kicked us out, nah never mind 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4654 Do you think six feet is enough if we’re not wearing masks? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4655 Nice canoe. Does it come with oars? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4656 The people don't fear us anymore, dear... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4657 It's exhausting living in a swing state. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4658 true..it's more comfortable but lacking the regal touch 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4659 No more condoms, no more little pills and --no more kids. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4660 That's enough practice let's graduate to a kayak 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4661 The thrown was uncomfortable. Wasn’t yours 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4662 Your toes.... C-O-LD!!!! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4663 When I said, "It's been a hard week, and the queen and I would like to just hang out together Friday night," this wasn't what I had in mind! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4664 You haven't ascended until you've ascended to a hammock. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4665 I hope it doesn't get out that we're the kings of swing we would never live it down! 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4666 Uneasy is the head that wears a crown, and the hammock doesn't seem to help. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4667 You will call it a staycation? It'll never catch on! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4668 I’m telling you, a hammock built for two will appeals to you female base. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4669 Atleast they are sharing 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4670 Don't worry, If we decide to pack the courts we can buy more. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4671 The therapist suggested I make a concrete demonstration of intimacy, my lady. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4672 I'm not sure this is what they meant by "swinger"! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4673 We’ll be able to feel like we’re on vacation, while still being able to reign from home! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4674 My chariot was sweet, but swinging too low 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4675 Thanks to Trading Spaces, your throne room is better than ever, don't you think? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4676 Let's just put this soft-sided canoe concept to bed right now. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4677 Don’t put this on me. The website said the room fit two kings. 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4678 Have you tried the chopped liver? 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4679 I’m a little disappointed in the king sized bed. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4680 The town can wait, now I'm in my hammock. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4681 So what's your preference? Comfort and relaxation or sitting side by side so we don't have to face each other all day? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4682 Why the fuss? You don't need the swing vote. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4683 This just isn’t the same as Waikiki. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4684 Dear, please allow me to suggest—and I mean this in the kindest possible way—that you forgo renewal of your Cosmo subscription... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4685 Henry, I love our peace treaty - but can we just double down on the beheadings? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4686 Care for a Royal "Wheee!"? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4687 Maybe all the inbreeding wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4688 It’s “regal” if I say it’s regal! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4689 It's decided. The court jester is swinging at sunrise. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4690 We’ve redefined the modern lounge but Im starting to think the bouncer is too picky 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4691 Maybe IKEA wasn't the shop for us 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4692 It was a good deal - two thrones for a large hammock. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4693 No, I will not play King of the Hammock." 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4694 No, it's not Montezuma's Revenge 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4695 I'm getting sea sick." "I don't think thrones make you sea sick, dear." "Maybe it's the red carpet? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4696 You get a tracking number yet for those thrones? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4697 What election, Melania?? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4698 Do you want General Tsao's Chicken or Shrimp Lo Mein? Both come with Spring Rolls and Egg Drop Soup. Can you find the coupon for $3 off. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4699 Maybe consolidating the rooms of the castle wasn't such a good idea. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4700 Burger King after this? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4701 It's the new ritual. You suck my toes. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4702 And I suppose next you would like to drink the sweetened juice of lemons from a tube. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4703 I don’t think it’s a good idea to be seen in the same hammock, Cersei 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4704 It’s called an Eno and it’s REVOLUTIONARY 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4705 It’s the game of Thrones 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4706 smells like banana 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4707 I wish we could escape from all of this and just be our self. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4708 You promised we would never party like Nero again! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4709 So this is what they mean by a king-sized bed... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4710 Hammock can be seen as a path to democracy, my brother. I must lay in alone. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4711 but is it two metres m'lord? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4712 No, please keep eating. We are in an experiment to see the threshold at which this fibre tears down. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4713 « Life amiright? Things were so much simpler during the seige » 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4714 Darling, we are minimalists now, so get used to it. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4715 Power? No, I'm pretty I just committed to peacefully leaving the throne. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4716 We can't both lean left, we need to be fair and balanced... But sir, my left is your right... I said lean! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4717 Our moat has been demoted by the voters who got woke to our cronies the Koch brothers... 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4718 'Let's talk about our favourite subjects' 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4719 Just need a breeze to feel free. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4720 And we shall call it: netflix and chill 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4721 I somehow feel that my throne is shaking. I don't know why!? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4722 We may have swung too far on the approachability pendulum 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4723 Thanks to the pandemic, this canoe trip leaves much to be desired. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4724 Till we find a better way yo... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4725 This whole pandemic thing really lightened the workload on my end 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4726 We’re not saying that We don’t like it, my dearest, but We do think it may be a tad informal for the space. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4727 Our next child will come out swinging. Donald McBane won't know what hit him. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4728 « Hey Dude, Do you really think these walls will save us from the covid 19? » 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4729 Won't we hit The Wall if this swings RIGHT? 1.0926 0.05462 54 51 1 2
4730 Tell me more about your Sputnik idea 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4731 I mean it's less thrilling, sure, but I'm glad the rebel king has such a liberal definition of hanging to death. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4732 It’s a pity ‘king size’ isn’t what it used to be... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4733 Do WE need to do the peasant-style vacation now? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4734 The Game of Thrones got it all wrong 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4735 I call this “COVID Barbados” 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4736 The key too succes you ask? I'm very grounded. I pay 750$ in tax, just like most of my people. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4737 After I realised I was an INFP, i just really leant into that 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4738 Apparently it is called ‘working from home’ 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4739 For the last time Larry, Phil sows us into the hammock and when the gender reveal party starts for the Queen's twins we tear out of it while the Spin Doctor's classic banger Two Princes plays. What do you not get? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4740 It was a nice idea, but I can't get quite comfortable sharing the throne. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4741 yes, it’s more comfortable than the throne, but I still think a grill sends a very mixed message. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4742 We should have done this fortnights ago 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4743 Perfect! I must right an article telling the people how they can just vacation in another room in their own house. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4744 mondays am i right? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4745 And here I was thinking the economy was the zany thing... 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4746 I’m going to call my new store “Cyclops’ Tent Shoppe”—whaddaya think? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4747 I didn’t mean it literally when I said ‘there ain’t no rest for the wicked’. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4748 Wait till you se the ping pong table in the Great Hall! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4749 does this come with an oar? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4750 I didn’t know this is what they meant when they said “you’d be sitting on the hot seat.” 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4751 this is not what i meant when I said we should rebrand our kingdom to something more merry 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4752 If you don’t make it at least I will live long 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4753 Quarantine BC 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4754 2 for a pound 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4755 You're right, the Nylon Throne is great improvement from the Iron Throne. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4756 This is way better than my throne. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4757 I think you’re taking this Laissez-faire thing a little too far. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4758 And then she said; if you tell anybody what we did on this hammock I’m gonna chop it off 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4759 And they were ROOMMATES 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4760 Bill, I always wanted an attorney general as a son. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4761 Cable’s new fall series, “Game of Hammocks”. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4762 I am sorry son but sleeping beauty is just a fairy tale. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4763 Who knew the dry season would last this long? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4764 Getting ready for our canoe trip in the Adirondacks. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4765 We seem to have left the royal paddles on shore; use your arms. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4766 I don't know; it sort of looks like a pig's leg. We're thinking about calling it a ham hock. Guys in sales love it. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4767 OK, it's not as reqal but comfortable, WOOF! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4768 Hey Lewis I want to be Magellan, no Clark you were Magellan the last time. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4769 What's this "day of rest" shit, man?! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4770 I told you thrones are overrated! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4771 Yes, those gummy bear guild samples had me offering my kingdom for a hammock. Honest mistake, consort. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4772 I hate working on vacation, but there’s an emergency beheading. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4773 I can’t believe we fit 19 of us in here. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4774 The election was contested, so they just made them co-CEOs. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4775 It's a recycled 'Crusades' armament. My Knights refer to it as the 'Highness hammock'." 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4776 This is the most discreet swinging we can do. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4777 This isn't so bad while the thrones are being refurbished. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4778 Yes, it is comfortable, but where is my throne? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4779 I don't see what the big deal is about glamping. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4780 Not the marriage bed I expected. Still, it cradles my crown jewels nicely. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4781 It will make us more relatable to the peasants. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4782 Now, about your men retreating. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4783 Out knights are testing the new trebuchet, whatever that is. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4784 Well, look at us - The lying kings! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4785 Next, how about a game of Royal Hacky Sack? Or I have to admit, we are somewhat amused 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4786 With the mob outside, either we swing together or we'll swing alone. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4787 Not sure that’s what they meant by a swing of power, honey... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4788 I mentioned we were swingers and she asked if she could stop by. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4789 The consultants recommended a rebrand. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4790 I call it management by lying around....... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4791 A ham hock is completely beneath a king, but this is great. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4792 We should post about our swinging lifestyle... 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4793 ‘Well, you did ask for a mask fit for a king’ 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4794 Are you sure you aren't more in favor of a Democracy? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4795 “We need not compensate for the royal wee.” 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4796 Are you certain he didn’t say ‘hemlock?’ 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4797 Your highness might now consider renaming ye olde royal castle? Methinks perhaps “Swing’s Landing”?” 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4798 Did you just equate giving me a foot massage to waging war? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4799 We can just rename this room "The Lounge" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4800 But... However?! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4801 I can offer a family and friends discount that makes this thong a royal deal. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4802 It's only until the taxes are collected. Then we can afford two thrones. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4803 I have a lot of gas 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4804 When the Royal Decorator has a lisp, you don't tell him that "The thwownth theem thtuffy!" 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4805 Looks like they were right about us being swingers. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4806 Merlin thought it would help produce an heir. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4807 The peasants really need to work harder and give us a push 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4808 Hey, look at the bright side, we can swing! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4809 You know, I think this is much better than sitting on your lap. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4810 Swinging England will be good for our image, father. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4811 I always thought you were a rock-it man! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4812 don't get me mad, it's my turn and you know it 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4813 Is it possible we have both been mated? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4814 I agree, Your Majesty. Thrones ARE boring. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4815 Isn't this better than those hideous old-fashioned thrones? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4816 Did you hear the one about The Twins in the Tower? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4817 I thought you said you had a headache. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4818 Now we bring in the WHAT? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4819 Royalty schmoyalty Just pass the bottle already. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4820 You ever feel like we're getting too old for hammock hangs? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4821 CID has put a damper on the royal life....look at us! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4822 This sure beats that throne. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4823 I'm beginning to think the Kama Sutra was intended for the common man. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4824 This is not what I thought you meant when you wanted to become swingers... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4825 I think I’ll have this patented as the King Covid social distance mask hammock. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4826 Ye Medieval Natural Childbirth 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4827 After getting stuck on the throne for 3 hours, this is heaven! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4828 Oh, cheer up. It wasn’t the throne that made you king; it was how well you slaughtered. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4829 How good was it? Like a life-changing experience? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4830 To sleep, perchance to dream... but not in this Hammock. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4831 I thought the hanging death sentence would be a lot quicker.... 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4832 We are about to be overturned, how do we safely distance? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4833 Regally cozy, I agree--but restrictive of the royal wee. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4834 Well, with the peasant rebelling, a standalone hammock makes you feel like they brought the backyard indoors. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4835 Well, you insisted on a queen size bed and I wanted a king size. So I got the hammock instead. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4836 It is nice to rest after a hard day’s work 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4837 Camping is fun! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4838 Go ahead and King me. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4839 Does our exhibit go up in value if one of us dies? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4840 My year abroad really changed me... This is how they do it in Madrid. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4841 Have you seen the latest episode of 'Game of Hammocks'? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4842 About that hammock snooze — I meant the Royal we. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4843 The peasants will do it for us. Hit snooze again. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4844 It's called a duplex. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4845 I love my modern life 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4846 Is this what the Queen of England meant by swinging?" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4847 Now we really are prepared for war. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4848 Lord Hammock, have you ever considered using this outside the palace? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4849 It would just be so cool to tent in the backyard tonight. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4850 I told you a queen-size wouldn’t be big enough! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4851 I think our water bed was more comfortable. This is rather drafty! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4852 Social distancing? OK. Masks? Nope. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4853 Mi castle, su castle. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4854 Not quite the swinging I had in mind. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4855 There can only be one King of Footsies 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4856 Do you swing both ways?" "I might as well try . Could you, possibly, help. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4857 We’re not old hat. We’re still swingers. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4858 This game is sick. Yeah. Let's play 'War with Iran'. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4859 Let us rejoice, dear, that the royal treasury saved a crisp dollar bill on this our royal sleeping arrangement! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4860 One day, people will look back and say 'Hurrah for the Kings Of The Straight Hammock!' 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4861 Let’s just have our kids marry each other so we can stop doing this. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4862 When I saw that it came in king size, Your Majesty, I just couldn't resist." 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4863 It's from IKEA. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4864 It’s in here so I don’t have to think about mowing a lawn or pruning a shrub. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4865 Keep your fëte to yourself. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4866 Yes, the Tower's a bit stuffy, but thanks to Uncle Richard's Future King Swing, I can never be dethroned! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4867 Let's see what else the pawn shop will take. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4868 Glamping is not as regal as I had imagined. I miss our velvet thrones. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4869 What do we do now to make an heir? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4870 this is not what I thought you meant when you said id swing. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4871 If you didn’t want To have anymore children, why didn’t you just say so? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4872 Is this what you call preparedness dry dock training? We're in a castle on the fifth floor. If this world is in threat of another great flood, these extra 10 inches higher, aren't going to do a thing to make your canoe any safer! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4873 The Pope said "It's either the Crusade or we switch". 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4874 you said my Butt would be in a sling. its GREAT. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4875 I really thought the TV was a good idea until you hung our family crest. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4876 Get your foot out of my butt. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4877 I don't mind the leg hyperextension, fear of falling out, motion sickness, and Claustrophobia, but I can't sleep with you in here. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4878 When you play the game of thrones you either win, or die 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4879 Tell me what happened after Macbeth is gone 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4880 At least we are social distancing ! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4881 Game of Hammocks" just doesn't sound as good 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4882 Awkward to be in a swing state right now 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4883 A horse, a horse! I said ‘My kingdom for a horse!’ 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4884 No, No. I said fetch me Hamlet, not stretch with me in my Hammock. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4885 My groceries came in this big peapod. I upcycled it! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4886 Don't be such a sad sack. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4887 So, what do you think of my demonstration on the male anatomy? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4888 ' Go ahead, axe herself ' is but a figure of speech! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4889 I’m not sure this is what “letting it all hang out” means. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4890 But you're always saying that we need to relax! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4891 Now I understand why that tech company sold us their furniture. This shit fucking sucks. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4892 This is fun, but I kind of miss the bowing and scraping that comes with a throne. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4893 In future We shall avoid decorating tips from Erik the Khaki. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4894 I like your take on a fleur de lis. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4895 This wasn't exactly what I meant when I said we needed a bit more rest and relaxation. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4896 Do you remember all The words to Row,Riw,Row your boat? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4897 What did you think I meant when I suggested we start swinging? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4898 The royal family that hammocks together, stays together. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4899 This is NOT my idea of "swinging"! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4900 You know nothing Jon Snow, but you're incredibly good looking and you know how to swing my hammock. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4901 Ok King Hammock, what should we call this wacky contraption? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4902 I compromised on the couch and rug – so I get to choose the art and coffee table 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4903 Love the double bed idea, but it's not so great for starting a family. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4904 I thought you said he was bringing a gift of “ ham hocks” I feel sitting in this contraption “what did he call ii again? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4905 Turns out, this royalty thing IS all fun and games. 1.0769 0.05386 52 50 0 2
4906 Yes but my body was already laying easy 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4907 I think it's time we order from the king in California. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4908 -"Why are we in a hammock!?" -"Oh, that's because you said that we're hanging at your place." 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4909 It's true that Politics makes strange bedfellows but why do you insist masks must be worn for the debate. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4910 SLINGS OR ARROWS, HUH? I'LL TAKE A SLING ANY TIME. GET THE POINT? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4911 But the plague rules are clear...six feet AND wear a mask! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4912 My big toe? It's a bout of gout forcing me to give up the throne. My dear Prince, I take great pride that your inheritance includes the 'disease of Kings'. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4913 Ok, we got into this, now how do we get out?? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4914 Well, let’s just give it a try for a couple days and see what we think. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4915 No, no, it was always King Canoe." 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4916 You promised we'd 'swing'. Is this it?! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4917 This is your suggestion for diffusing animosity towards the monarchy? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4918 You do realize this would probably never happen if we were Black and lived in America, right? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4919 We'll clean the moat mañana. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4920 I still say thrones would be more regal. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4921 Comfortable, right? Made by Hammock R. Schlemmer. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4922 Aren't you taking our cohabitation prenup a little too far dear? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4923 Yes, I did ask the King of the Olmec to swap back our canopy bed....and he called me an "Indian Giver' 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4924 yeah ... my back aches too ... but can you believe it came in a box so small? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4925 Not bad, not bad but you know I really wanted a swing set. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4926 Next year our family business should apply for the PPP. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4927 When I was sentenced to hanging this is not what I expected. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4928 Yes, it's comfortable but not regal enough. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4929 Tell me again about your experience growing up in a commune. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4930 Incontinence is a bitch. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4931 After your nap we can invade the Visigoths. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4932 Trust me, all the cool kings are using this. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4933 I don’t remember my court having a hammock tester. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4934 As with the rest of them, the uproarious cast no ballot and henceforth we shalt give not a single fuck about the swing vote 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4935 Phew, when Mom said we were gonna swing for this, I thought...phew." 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4936 This is your version of a plague cruise? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4937 How'd you sleep last night? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4938 If this were a canoe we'd soon be in the drink. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4939 The listing was for a historic hotel with a king size bed. What could possibly go wrong," you said 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4940 invite the guard in, we can fit one more 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4941 I agree, 'Throne Room' had its unfortunate connotations. But 'Hammock Room'? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4942 Frankly, I had something else in mind when you said you had booked the royal suite. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4943 Talking about approval ratings? It means that either we hang this way, or another way. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4944 Maybe a how-to manual on 'Royal Wild Hammock Sex' is a little much during a pandemic. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4945 This staycation is a royal drag. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4946 As twins joined at the foot, I thought a double hammock was better than a throne. It is made from parachute material...whatever that is 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4947 Camping out is not what it used to be. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4948 Did you feel that? Surely it t’was a warm tropical breeze. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4949 And he who blinks last shall win The Game of Hammocks! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4950 Whose idea was it to reupholster the thrones right before an election? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4951 I’m tied of feeling like this is a baby crib and we need her to safely get us out. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4952 Ha Ha, you blink, I win, I'm King! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4953 Well, it worked OK in the bathtub 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4954 When you asked me to come hang, I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4955 What's their return policy? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4956 So I had to evacuate the entire kingdom today. It was a raid. Also Jimmy poisoned himself. How was your day? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4957 If the monarch gets overthrown, this hammock will help us win the swing states. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4958 Hamlet has been so miserable recently. I thought this might cheer him up. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4959 I thought you ordered king sized? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4960 You were right. This is way more comfortable than the iron throne. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4961 Don’t worry, we’ll use our next stimulus check to buy another throne 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4962 over-throne hierarchy! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4963 They call me a manic and paranoid ruler, but I have it on my top man Wormtongue's word that the floor IS lava. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4964 The closest to camping we'll get this year. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4965 I'm more of a lier than a sitter anyway. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4966 Stop looking at me like that. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4967 When you said you were a swinger I had something else in mind! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4968 I'm glad we finally have a space to relax. Having everyone adore you every second of the day is exhausting! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4969 Mommm! His foot's on MY side! He's touching me again!! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4970 Two things you should know: 1. We're Jewish,2. She's a Mohel 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4971 It's comfortable but getting up destroys my royal posture. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4972 If we avoid eye contact with her we can relax here for two more hours 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4973 This isn't a swing contest, you idiot banana head king 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4974 The bedpan belongs to me! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4975 And finally, a King must never be lulled into complacency. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4976 This throne design is relaxing, but what happened to "your majesty"? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4977 Hey, so, have you heard of a monarchy? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4978 This is what people will remember when they hear about a dual monarchy, Mary! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4979 Someone get the hammock, Papa’s off his rocker again. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4980 As the royal gondola it was just fine. But this? What's this? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4981 Why bother fighting over that throne of swords when you can take a nice, comfy nap in this one instead? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4982 Have any idea of the next relaxing of the quarantine thing...? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4983 Still miss your galleon days? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4984 The "Royal Hammock for Two" DID sound romantic... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4985 This is not a compromise between a king sized bed and a queen sized bed! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4986 Which beer do you prefer in the royal court fridge? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4987 I'm sorry, but I think you got laissez-faire mixed up 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4988 I always wanted a swinging throne room. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4989 This'll get the swing votes for sure! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4990 Nothing like getting away to our summer home... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4991 We are officially a swing state 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4992 I'm so sick of this swinging thing! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4993 Dethroning isn't as bad as I always thought it would be. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4994 I told you to wait until we got the indoor plumbing. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4995 I’m tired of CNN and FOX! How about something more informative and less partisan tonight, like WWF reruns. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4996 I should’ve paid for same day shipping on the new thrones 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4997 Dearest, definitely an Amazon return.. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4998 This hammock making me nauseous. Bring back the good old days of solid ruling from a sturdy throne. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4999 I gave up my hard slab covered with moss for this hammock, never felt more one with nature 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5000 Castle Staycations and their subsidiary, Royal Realities, are not responsible for mood swings in the hammock. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5001 Not much of a throne, but way better for our hemorrhoids. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5002 You know, sex is better on our waterbed. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5003 This makes good. What about the cat fur carpet 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5004 I said I wanted to try Ham Hocks. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5005 It's always the least outdoorsy people who spend the most at REI. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5006 Are you sure the play is "Hammock?" I thought we were doing "Hamlet". 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5007 Tomorrow they install the royal waterbed. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5008 What is a royal hammock without a royal iced tea? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5009 What's this nonsense about mutual cohabitation? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5010 Cousin, I feel like everything around me is hanging by a thread. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5011 I told you honey, this is more ergonomic than those overblown monarchist chairs. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5012 Beats me, Hon. I just ordered haddock for lunch. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5013 This is apparently how most of my serfs sleep every night. Frankly, I don't see the appeal. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5014 Now we just wait for the tide to come in. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5015 This staycation sure beats sight-seeing among the disease afflicted crowds! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5016 Why do you keep asking me to talk to you? I already know everything I have to say. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5017 Remember that day we floated the Thames? We need to get out more. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5018 Even though I subsist on the my subjects labor, a throne sent the wrong message. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5019 This is it? Yes it is. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5020 Let's hope they never finish repairing the throne! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5021 WHat’s your swing rate? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5022 After Dad died, I didn't expect sharing the throne with my brother would be so relaxing. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5023 Now, this is what I call swingin' the COVID blues! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5024 I've waited long enough. Please reign on me. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5025 It was a gift from the king of Napoli. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5026 Lets play evangelical royalty, I’m hot for that armed stud guarding the premises. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5027 I renounced the throne. But the royal hammock? NEVER! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5028 I thought when I became King I would get a throne. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5029 Can two peas in a pod have royal DNA? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5030 They say we're supposed to do this in a bathtub, but that way we'd have to get wet 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5031 So I said to him, "if it's soooo elegant, why don't you sit on it for a while and we'll see how your back feels?" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5032 So much for the swinging voters. I told you not to rock the boat. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5033 I’m sorry, but this was their last hammock. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5034 Stop that rocking. Don't make call him in here. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5035 I know we had to sell the throne but I think this will cost more in humiliation than it ever could in money 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5036 But will anyone respect a royal proclamation issued from here? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5037 Do you know what it feels like to be cut off? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5038 This is ridiculous! we've got to raise taxes! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5039 Bad economy! We downsized our troops to only one battle ax. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5040 Maybe we should have planned ahead for our retirement. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5041 I command Thou get out first “ “No, I command Thou to get out first “ 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5042 But the King Size bed would never fit on this pedestal. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5043 I know but the knights scare me 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5044 I hope no one brings us bananas 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5045 Just to be clear, Dad, I’d rather be stompin’ at the Savoy than swinging with the King. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5046 Is this all we get after paying your brother-in-law a king's ransom for new furniture? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5047 Well, I expected the royal throne to be a bit more fancy... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5048 I think we should have gone with California King 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5049 When you said you were a swinger I expected something else. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5050 Look, all I'm saying is if you blink this is all over. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5051 We shouldn't have gone back in time, now what do we do without Instagram? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5052 Now, doesn't that feel better, let your troubles swing on by!! J. Kinsey, Toronto, ONT 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5053 I think firing the Guard is a bad idea. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5054 King to Queen: Your decorating is absurd. Off with a your head. Guard in the Doorway: Oh Noooo!!!! Not Again. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5055 Give them 5 stars for security and one for comfort 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5056 When I said we were like two peas in a pod, I meant it. Now how 'bout that peace treaty? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5057 At least we’ll have a place to sleep 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5058 This is a reject from the torture chamber! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5059 This is not what I thought they meant when they said we were to be hanged. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5060 At last, scientists have tracked down the source of the genetic mutation commonly known as a “One-Eyed Jack” 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5061 OK, I was wrong about the throne thing. Please don't sing "Row, row row your boat" again. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5062 Our approval rating is up 8%, our subjects like the laid back look 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5063 I hope this is the new sleep number model. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5064 You need to try a canoe . It actually makes progress. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5065 So this is how the masses live! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5066 I told the servants you wanted ham hocks and beans for dinner but you cast the swing vote 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5067 Don't you just LOVE virtual canoeing? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5068 That’s all I know. You’re on your own. It’s inauguration time. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5069 There's nothing wrong with this kingdom that can't be fixed with a hammock. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5070 A throne, by any other make, still feels as sweet." 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5071 This makes a hammock-ry of our shielding against Covid XIX 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5072 This is fine, but I really do prefer a ham hock.” 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5073 When you play the game of thrones, you win or you recline. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5074 I sure do hope the reupholstered chairs come back soon. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5075 Tell them all meetings have been suspended 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5076 Turns out the Divine Right doesn't make suppressing rebellion any less exhausting. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5077 I find her Originalist interpretations a bit antiquated. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5078 Thrones no more, hammocks we adore 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5079 Thrones, smomes. If we get this baby really swinging, we can do a "360"! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5080 With all due respect Your Majesty, constant observation by the Royal Executioner cant help but impact a long-term relationship. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5081 This isn't what I meant when I said we should be more adventurous in the bedroom. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5082 Who CARES if they see us play footsies! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5083 Guess what? The Duke says he and the Duchess want to swing too. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5084 My Sweet! This is the best thing to make us feel younger and we can do it all again! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5085 I see this as emblematic of my more relaxed ruling style. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5086 When things gets complicated, I use this for my weekend getaway. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5087 Go on a diet, dear. My end's supposed to be higher than yours. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5088 pool full of kings! just watch. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5089 So unmotivated...absolute power corrupted me absolutely. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5090 Not only is it more comfortable, whenever we receive subjects we can just pretend we don't see them! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5091 So you really think the future is the Hammock, not the Throne? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5092 This is the last time you raid the Caribbean. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5093 I'm ready to go on Shark Tank with this thing... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5094 Another royal game of footsies? Sure. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5095 Just feels like this is throne together. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5096 The key to sieges is to be over them, not under them. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5097 Enough with the laissez-faire leadership, I need to get out of this hammock. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5098 Before we consummate, Mum prefers I marry a circumcised. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5099 Is it slayed or slew? Whatever, that's what I did to the giant who used to rule this kingdom. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5100 I know I stepped back, but we need footage for our new streaming series, Royal Hammocks. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5101 I should have let you redecorate the thrown room sooner. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5102 When is the regal oak trees getting here? This is Lame of Thrones, right now! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5103 It said on the brochure that the guillotine would be next. I wonder what kind of new relaxation trend that is? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5104 So this staycation thing... Not too bad huh? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5105 This is far more ergonomic than your last throne, your majesty! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5106 Don’t fret. No one will know we are swingers. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5107 Since we discovered that extinct civilization of giants from 2020, do you really think this is what they used these things for...??? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5108 Well, at least we’re in this gorgeous designer piece together” 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5109 Ham-mock-kings! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5110 The ad online said it wasn’t just fit for a king but for two! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5111 Think we can squeeze in another king before December 25th? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5112 I fear I will drown in my own thoughts, Bernard, I will draw myself out, he will be known, and I will be hated. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5113 This staycation isn’t helping 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5114 You think Shakespeare will write a comedy about this crazy thing? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5115 Well, son, I thought you should start practicing for the déluge. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5116 You think it’s cool that we’re sharing a mask? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5117 Can it really be a ‘Regal Hammock’ with him watching? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5118 Definitely more comfy than the iron throne. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5119 And you're sure this will get likes on pinstagram? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5120 Lockdown is over, we should put the throne back in its place I guess. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5121 Is this what the kids are calling staycation? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5122 I shall not discuss the terms of our proposed confederation until the Toaster Strudel arrives. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5123 Or we could always board up the trap door. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5124 I’ve heard of two peas in a pod but cramming honor in a hammock is a stretch 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5125 Can we please just bring the thrones back? We are not thru hiking here. Weight is not an issue. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5126 The prologue of Henry V calls for a willing suspension of disbelief. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5127 All myths have been suspended, your majesty. You are truly his Royal Highness, now. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5128 I looked her in her optical nerve and I said “biiiitttccchhh”. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5129 I have to respond to a few emails, but other than that, this is pretty much my job, now. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5130 I wasn’t imagining this when thou said we should hang out... 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5131 I think their was for *laissez-faire*, not *lazy-faire* leadership 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5132 And then the boat builder said, "what have you got to lose?" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5133 I may have had to sell the entire kingdom to buy these hammock posts, but hey, it’s worth it 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5134 Okay, I think that's about 6 feet, did you remember the masks? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5135 I have to go potty... again 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5136 You can't conquer it. I stole it fair and square! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5137 Would love to try this at the beach after army "tides over" the revolution. Get it? 😋 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5138 Are you sure this is what they meant by a win-win peace treaty between our kingdoms? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5139 It’s called “swing for king.” The last one to fall out takes all! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5140 This REI x Medieval Times collab is lit 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5141 Baby We are in this together 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5142 I feel much less anxious. I guess we don’t need to start a war today. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5143 I’d say, this modern throne is rocking good 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5144 I call it my big baby björn. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5145 And then what happened? Did the cult lady get confirmed? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5146 this co-working space isn’t really working for me 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5147 This is going to sound uncouth, but I need to take the meanest shit right now. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5148 I think they might have taken ‘King of Hammock’ too literally 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5149 Hey Bartholomew, I don’t have enough leg room. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5150 I don’t care if the old thrones weren’t ‘bringing you joy’... 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5151 You are the king, you don’t need anyone to approve of your lifestyle preferences 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5152 Why do I always have to sleep on the bottom? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5153 But David how are the people supposed to believe I'm a forward thinking king if I'm not acting like it!? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5154 Even the King takes a staycation during a pandemic. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5155 Wish we were hammocked, not throned! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5156 So this is what you meant by ‘your highness’. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5157 This is not what I would consider a trade ‘up’ 1.0769 0.05386 52 50 0 2
5158 So this is what Princess Bananahammock has been raving about? 1.0769 0.05386 52 50 0 2
5159 When you play the Game of Hammocks you win or get a sore back” - traditional House Patagonius sayin 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5160 Why "hang out" when we can do it inside? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5161 'This is better than our last Staycation.' 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5162 Trust me, everyone’s going to love this two kings in a pod bit. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5163 It's better to enjoy the vacation at home when you have a palace 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5164 Started from the bottom now we here 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5165 You know, maybe it’s not such a bad thing the royal engineers couldn’t figure out how to build a trebuchet. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5166 So we *are* immune! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5167 I agree, we should be fine but did that Nostradamus guy also tell you when the ice caps were going to melt down? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5168 Brilliant! Appointing Ponzi Lord High Treasurer. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5169 I want our subjects to feel like they can hang out with us. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5170 By the time we get off this thing, the war will be over. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5171 Couldn't we buy outdoor thrones with footstools? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5172 We should try to have sex on this very hammock. Standing up. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5173 Life has been a royal bore since we had Sir Prise executed. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5174 The empty chair policy is so passé... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5175 Playing King is no fun anymore. Maybe we should ask the people if they like us? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5176 We call this The Royal Wee Wee Wee All the Way Thrown 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5177 This way will produce a male heir for sure. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5178 Jack and Jill went up the hill- - 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5179 This socialism is very relaxing butI feel we should have kept the standing army ! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5180 I am a swing number 33. Et tu, King? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5181 Medieval movies: 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5182 He advised me to favor a "peaceful transition of power", so I had him shot. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5183 The Royal Hammock is a poor substitute for debauchery. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5184 Alright enough! One king, one throne! GUARDS! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5185 Saturday is for the boiz! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5186 I may not have been clear regarding my suggestion that we consider a swinging lifestyle to freshen up our relationship. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5187 Ok so there are two of us in the land of the blind--now what? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5188 I can't wait until they event something more uncomfortable. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5189 Jesus your feet are cold. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5190 Mum says she's going to circumcise us royally. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5191 Today's live exhibit showcases the gruesome comeuppance of a bygone era (proving that history does repeat itself) 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5192 This is really six feet from one end to the next 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5193 Say Hank, do you reckon we should get back to running the kingdom and cut playtime short? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5194 You call this a “stay-cation”? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5195 Okay Edward, you abdicated. So get the hell out of here already! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5196 Our therapist said it would show people a sign of unity. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5197 I really thought a Life Of Pi : the musical / Camelot crossover would be more popular. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5198 What part of,,,get me a new throne,, sounds like get me a new “hammock”? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5199 I don’t understand...I’m sure I told the cook ham hock. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5200 Why are there so many ants on the carpet? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5201 The Knight are finding it hard to kneel on Zoom. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5202 It sure beats those hard seated throne chairs and we can even play footsie without anyone noticing. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5203 Do they think we LIVE in the forest?! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5204 No matter who wins, we are both king so... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5205 Used to be only one king." "Used to be I got a throne." 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5206 Idiots In Power 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5207 Let me tell you about the Frequent Shipwreck Club. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5208 You call this motherfucking hammock "palatial"? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5209 What's a television? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5210 I'm glad we joined that swingers group. This is really fun. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5211 Get out, I called it first! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5212 Your sister is taking the throne so it’s only fair that you take the hammock. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5213 In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king If 2 ye shall find, then together they swing" It's all right there in the scroll 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5214 You don't realize how much you depend on the help until you need them during a pandemic. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5215 So you're afraid I might fall asleep during a traditional ceremony? That was the general idea, as it happens.... 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5216 Help me out here, I'm hanging on for dear crown. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5217 Get your foot off my dick 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5218 I thought you said co-sharing your throne, not your back yard hammock! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5219 We should’ve gone with those Emperor’s new clothes. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5220 You should have paid back that four million you owe before it came to this! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5221 I still think it is no substitute for our regular throne. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5222 they talk about fireworks, this makes the palace walls vibrate 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5223 Well, we didn’t need the throne anymore since no one ever comes to pay obeisance now in the plague. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5224 To share the throne effectively,we need to avoid wild swings to the left or right. So no AOC or Ted Cruz moves,okay? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5225 I lost it all when the Vikings covered the spread. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5226 We gotta get separate thrones. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5227 So then dad says, get this, 'Just cuz you wear a crown doesn't mean you can be King.' You believe that crap?! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5228 I am very uncomfortable. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5229 I told you to pay the extra shipping, on the new throne. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5230 Not only is it more relaxing than a throne, it makes the peasants work extra hard to kiss my feet. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5231 God, another one of their mood "swings" - 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5232 Won't Lancelot be surprised when he sees we already have one! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5233 I know it’s not the same but at least now the guards can swing us back and forth. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5234 Well my queen, you asked me to get rid of the court’s entertainment. So now, this is it for us, deal with it. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5235 I got it for a song at the trebuchet salvage yard! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5236 Good old days before Netflix and chill. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5237 Do you ever wonder if we earned this? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5238 I was had the feeling Thrones were overated afterall ! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5239 Have you heard about how the pandemic took over the civilians, my lord?, you’ll be surprised to know that our throne has no power and sovereignty on nature, it’s destroyed us all. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5240 I think this is my favorite staycation so far! 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5241 Now you're getting the swing of it. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5242 I think I’d rather swing with a Queen 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5243 « Could you kindly spell throne to me? » 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5244 if you scoot in any closer, we’re going to need an entirely new family crest. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5245 This is one of those high tech rowing boat simulators isn’t it 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5246 The premium version from another shop had cup holders, but we’d have to pay shipping 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5247 Yeah dude, I have an open arch policy. I’m not like other kings 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
5248 I think the people took that "Game of Thrones" too seriously. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5249 This is eases the pain from my hemorrhoids rather than sitting on that damn throne! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5250 It’s reigning men? I get that lyric, now. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5251 Mom says she needs to axe us something... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5252 Roughing it is good for the soul. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5253 The guy I obuught it from said it was for taking a nap outside on a nice day. But I thought what the heck. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5254 How Monarch Non-Butterflies are born. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5255 It's my new royal Shambolic Hammock! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5256 We might still be able to loop-de-loop without hurting ourselves. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5257 Someday your prince will come! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5258 This is it? I think it works if we use two trees. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5259 What is this? A sex swing for giants? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5260 A moment later, Gerald discovered why the king called it his, “Banana Hammock.” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5261 when the queen catches you slacking off 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5262 I guess we both lost! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5263 No, I don't know! This is not six feet apart! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5264 Let's not do this - even if it does remind you of our vacation in the Caymans... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5265 Busy men, strictly business 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5266 This COVID-19 stay-at-home thing has gone too far! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5267 When you play the game of hammocks, you mostly just swing. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5268 When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5269 I'm sorry, I will need to suspend this meeting. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5270 Stop complaining, it was your idea to reupholster the thrones. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5271 Remember it’s a kingly act to assist the fallen. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5272 I lost the throne in the jousting arena. The winner lost his head in a different venue." 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5273 See, it's like throne, but better! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5274 All we're missing are a couple of piña coladas and a set of flip flops, and we're on vacation. Just like we planned it last year. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5275 The guard said it helps with lower back pain. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5276 I said we are like two peas in a pod not that we need to be two kings in a pod. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5277 We are going to need a bigger kingdom 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
5278 What if we take turn every 8 years 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5279 Hippie kings 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5280 See! I told you masks make for good hammocks, too! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5281 Thank you for letting me join you Princess Consuela Banana Hammock 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5282 You know I never really liked the thrown much anyways... now we have so much room for activities 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
5283 Can we go back to our thrones now? 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
5284 Let's try not to embarrass ourselves in front of the guards. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5285 Row, row, row the boat! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5286 Ha, Ha! Your end of our hammock is starting to flip over! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
5287 Charlie, I must tell you, we are not alone. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5288 They don't make them they use to 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5289 Beats sitting on the throne 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5290 Now all we need is a ham hock. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5291 Wiig ~ are you waam? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5292 Her highness has a new throne - a hammock to sit on? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5293 Son, the people respect me because I'm chill. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5294 The Tale of the melon 🍈 city . 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
5295 Fit for a king my ass! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5296 I prefer it to sharing the throne 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5297 Who said being royalty wasn’t fun 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
5298 If, when the spring releases we can switch sides on the way down, we can win 'Royalty's Got Talent'. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5299 If we camp here tonight, we’ll avoid the royal mosquitoes! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5300 You are right my son a hammock is comfortable, but my neck hurts as I always need to look right and shout "Request rejected!" 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5301 Honey, I think we need to upgrade to an us size bed. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5302 It's nice we've found another use for the royal bath. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5303 I told you we didn't spend enough time at Sit 'n Sleep. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5304 This sure beats the hell out of a throne. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5305 I want my own royal hammock. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5306 The chair was killing my back. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5307 So whose head do you want to take off today? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5308 But like, what is it all about, man? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5309 Didn't we take it you seriously with the progressive decisions? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5310 My kingdom for a piña colada, amirite? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5311 Can you lend me the latest King novel? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5312 I thought you said you were getting us a ham hock? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5313 The Throne" has taken on such negative connotations 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5314 Something's missing. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5315 Good thing we already have issue or we would be here for days. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5316 Not exactly the King's Suite, is it? 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5317 Tuesday, we may be ready to try this in the moat. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5318 Prince 1: "Wench Alexa, fetch a troubadour to compose an original song about us two princes." Wench Alexa: "When my Lords?" Prince 2: "Just go ahead now." 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5319 But I AM Benny, the King of Swing! 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5320 How long have we been in here? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5321 Rub a dub, who,s steering? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5322 We might get thrown. Get it? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5323 We can practice our canoeing this way as well as sleep uncomfortably. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5324 First it was toilet paper. Now this is the only new mattress alternative left that I could order. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5325 The peasants rave about how comfortable these are. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5326 Let's go back to regular thrones. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5327 No. It's not comfortable. It looked relaxing when we saw other people do it, but I'm actually miserable. Did you really surplus our thrones? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5328 Because of Covid-19, this is our new way of cruising. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5329 I can’t believe it’s taking so long to renovate our chamber 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5330 Reigning six feet apart sets a good example for the subjects. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5331 Good thing you didn’t have the Royal Interior Decorator beheaded. The Hammock Room definitely beats the Throne Room. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5332 So how dost thou gettest out of thy “hammock”? 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5333 Looks like someone has been chowing down on the wild boar. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5334 This virtual vacation cruise is loads of fun, your Highness! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5335 Do you want to be on top today? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5336 'Royalty in Hollywood', you promised me Meggie! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5337 You know what a court jester is supposed to do, right? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5338 I think this is taking the concept of 'their majesties the casual despots' a bit too far. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5339 The thrones were so 16th century. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5340 Darling, I appreciate that you are working on listening to me. Yet when I said I wished for us to be Swingers... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5341 The double-headed eagle was way better than this. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5342 Hammock sounds like 'ham hock!'I shall call it "The King Sling Swingy Thing!' 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5343 As members of the royals, this contraption is the closet we will get to becoming a swinging couple. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5344 Now I'm also sea sick 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5345 I told you not to listen to that Chaucer guy!! Where's your Queen, you say? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5346 You said you wanted to try swinging. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5347 We are six feet apart but we forgot our masks, though! 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5348 She really was maid to be our guard... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5349 It’s good to be the king, but not of a country where there are no beds. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5350 You're the one who wanted our thrones reupholstered. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5351 I feel like 'Row, row, row your boat' is a little too 'Renaissance' for this moment" 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5352 Wouldn't you agree dear with Captain Cook who said this replica of his mighty Queen's throne was way better than ant shiny beads and mirrors. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5353 It’s like surfing. You’re wet suit warms right up. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5354 Why are we in this foolish caption??? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5355 To get a bed or not get a bed, that is the question 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5356 I’m not sure this is what I had in mind when I asked you to swing. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5357 Where's the royal rubber ducky? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5358 Better than hanging upside down 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5359 I rather enjoy our daily FaceTime! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5360 It’s all nice but what do we do now? 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5361 I don't know what the therapist was thinking, I told you we couldn't trust Groupon. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5362 Are you hammocking me? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5363 The focus groups said the peasants want a more laid-back, ironfisted monarch. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5364 Can we discuss tariffs? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5365 So you’re saying you don’t care that WE are out of grenadine? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5366 I'm hoping our staycation includes a dinner cruise on the moat. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5367 Air Canoe 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5368 It's comfortable, I agree, but I was expecting a little more boldness on the colour and design. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5369 Did you lock the door? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5370 It's in aid of a new Royal Theme . . In the Navy . .In the Navy 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5371 What was it the jester said about work-life balance? 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5372 Sitting all day long on the throne all summer was giving me blisters. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5373 What part of 'swing to the right' do you not understand? 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5374 It rocks rolls and swings,mummy would have loved it. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5375 I've had enough of this Hammockian dynasty! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5376 Louis XIV came up with it. He calls it glamping. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5377 Yeah, this does feel like cruising down the Thames. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5378 This does not replace a horse. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5379 Elvis is a commoner, let’s summon Sir Mick 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5380 Well, Sire, we’ve really sunk to a new low. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5381 You traded the throne of imperial unconsciousness for a hammock? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5382 It’s the latest. Mid-century ridiculous. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5383 Chill bro. The prime minister’s already done all the work. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5384 can we go on break yet? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5385 You always get your way. When will you let me have my side of the hammock? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5386 We should have ordered the King size hammock for better social distancing. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5387 Even the Royal Family deserves to swing occasionally, Arthur. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5388 The rent may seem high, but the view is out of this world. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5389 For better or worse, let's swing together. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5390 ...and my side is completely adjustable! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5391 Let’s call it ‘The Royal Pain’! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5392 This is not what I had in mind when I said we should get into swinging. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5393 Since I've been "ailing" - no plots! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5394 Maybe we could try a slackline next. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5395 We don’t need an elaborate throne to be great leaders. Sacrificing for our people instead over trying to become more wealthy is the sign of a great leader. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5396 You can finally relax. I’m glad you were dethroned. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5397 I'm hoping to create a super chill hereditary monarchy. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5398 Royals ready for Swingers Night 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5399 The Upholsterer said I should have the chairs back in a week 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5400 Beats the hell out of that crunchy old throne. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5401 No, people won't say were two peons in a pod. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5402 Not it! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5403 So I said, "What about me the people?" 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5404 I sold them on eBay. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5405 I'm also King of the Beach. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5406 Fool an emperor once, but I’m bringing in that same persnickety kid from that last time about my new clothes. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5407 Just because we accepted a gift from the Camper Nation doesn't mean we have to use it, Charles. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5408 I’m feeling rudderless and adrift.I hope I don’t puke. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5409 You Jump, I Jump, Right?” francisflynn@gmail.com 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5410 Not quite what I expected when I ordered the king-sized banana hammock. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5411 We can’t have children in this swing 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5412 Things are getting a little rocky in the kingdom. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5413 I used to like playing footsie when it was consensual 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5414 Abdicating the throne was a swinging idea. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5415 In terms of battle strategy, I think your placement of the front lines is causing hammock. Ugh, I mean havoc! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5416 6 feet even for Royalty?! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5417 There can be only one, and everyone's taking about it. Yet, here we are, and it is what it is. *cough* 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5418 Well, we're technically six feet apart... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5419 Jeez, I can't stretch my legs. I told you the idea of two chairs was better!" 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5420 Aren’t you glad we got the California King? 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5421 Roshambo? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5422 Do we look like nerds when we sit on this hammock? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5423 They ought to rename the sizes of these. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5424 I think the last time I asked the maid to dust the furniture, she got a bit overzealous. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5425 This should send a message to those uppity butchers, bakers and candlestick makers. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5426 I should of got the royal T.V instead 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5427 Nobody sees the throne on Zoom anyway. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5428 She'd prefer we call it Queen-sized. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5429 A social distancing hammock. Did you measure 6ft? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5430 Is the throne large enough for you, your highness? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5431 Enjoy it while it lasts. Once the Royal Banana arrives, we’re out of here. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5432 I was promised a iron hammock! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5433 Move over! I inherited the left side of the hammock, and you're hogging it. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5434 Play time is over, it’s time to get back to work. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5435 A swing here...,a swing there...,could make the difference 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5436 Are we in a swing state? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5437 I'm not sure I want our subjects to think of me as "one of the guys." 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5438 Excuse me; who ARE you? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5439 Surely youv'e heard the Emporor wears No Clothes...by now?!?" JK Fuller. Genoa, NV 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5440 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted us to be a swinging couple 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5441 Ugh, honey, sorry, but this canoe you built for me has limitations which make it less than functional. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5442 I didn't say anything.......did you get your hair cut? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5443 So far, being dethroned isn't so bad. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5444 I had something ELSE in mind when you said banana hammock, dear... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5445 Who ordered the hatchet? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5446 Well, you said you wanted to govern in a swing state 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5447 And you thought sex in a canoe was fun! 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5448 I set up this new throne with only 12 servants! Isn't that impressive? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5449 True, a summer hammock doesn't do justice to Camelot. But, at least it's not the winter of our discontent. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5450 I asked for king size but I should have asked for a queen. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5451 It’s really not that luxurious...you could tell the commoners about it. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5452 OK it's not a boat ride but just as good as 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5453 Two men with a seemingly good amount of authority unaware of their impending doom and doing absolutely nothing 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5454 We should have replaced those thrones years ago. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5455 Are you sure this is what Game Of Thrones is about? 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5456 are you sure this is what the peasants meant by hoping to see us hang between to post? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5457 Working from home and social distancing isn’t that bad. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5458 Side! We are living in the future! I think they call in a kamik! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5459 We should do more glamping. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5460 Ever since that Shakespeare guy remarked on how uneasy lies your head,I 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5461 The king’s polling is down. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5462 Let's just screw around until the whole country goes to hell! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5463 Do you think Julie Andrews could come and sing that song to us? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5464 You promised me a throne; this is awful for my back. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5465 Just like our canoe without the water. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5466 Next on the agenda: appointing a royal swinger. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5467 It's definitely more comfortable, but I feel like we're less productive. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5468 I know our subjects want women in seats of power, but this is more painful than sharing a bed with you. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5469 ...and so, after that cable tv-show, no more thrones... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5470 In an effort to be more progressive I traded in our thrones for this cutting-edge Peapod seat and made Mai Tais the new court drink. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5471 Room service. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5472 This arrangement isn't ideal, bien sur, but the peasants demanded the queen and then agreed that the mattress was a better offer. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5473 I think we can swing it, Sigismund 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5474 I hate this place. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5475 I’m downsizing....you like? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5476 I only have eyes for you! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5477 Friday Schmiday - I'm just not feeling all that casual. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5478 I can't help finding it a bit worrisome that Nanny started carrying a battle ax after yesterday's food fight... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5479 Rex Dicit Frater Chillax" It's right there on the Crest 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5480 Instead of a joust, how about a limbo contest? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5481 Perhaps destroying the thrones wasn't such a good idea. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5482 No, without the "e" at the end- it's just "w-a-y-f-a-i-r". 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5483 I thought you said, "the HAM HOCKS are ready." 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5484 The crwon we cant fight of , more confinient then a thousands swoords . 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5485 Yes, the 'Princess Test' is supposed to be with a pea. But that's p-e-A! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5486 I think our thrones project more nobility. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5487 But is this really enough to establish us as financially independent? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5488 It’s the newest thing in ‘collective diplomacy’...we’re supposed to understand how it ‘feels’ to be up #%%’s creek. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5489 Is this your final word? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5490 Is there a Sleep Number for the Chamber Pot? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5491 Let's swing into the next world. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5492 I can't wait until someone invents a King-sized hammock! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5493 It's not quite as imposing 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5494 In case the court jester isn't funny, we can take a nap! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5495 . . .yes, and like this when you need them to kiss your hand 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5496 I mean I guess I’m just realizing that it was the fact that it was an after-work thing that really made it comfortable is all. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5497 Are you sure this is social distancing? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5498 It's from my lullaby days. I call it "throne lite" 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5499 Inspiration has struck me! I shall invent the King size bed! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5500 As kings I must say “We are too bad in making good decisions.” 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5501 This is what father left us with, a hammock instead of two thrones 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5502 I just do not see the appeal of this binge watching thing 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5503 Just you wait. Minimalism will be all the rage one day. @newyorkermag 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5504 I know — it’s terrible. But the guy on the beach in Can Cun would not take no for an answer. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5505 Thronemates 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5506 THIS WAY WE CAN HAVE NAPTIME AND STILL BE ON THE THRONE . . . . 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5507 Sir, I do believe it is old fashioned to hang humans for being different from us, but maybe this could be the new way of hanging for reconcile in the future? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5508 They said we couldn’t have the gold thrown anymore, one of those wealth gap things. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5509 you never know what you get when you buy on internet! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5510 So this was the urgent matter we needed to attend to? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5511 Now the throne stands at two points: You and Me. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5512 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be a swinger! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5513 Project N1: A Halloween's Party for 3 persons 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5514 See? Like two kings in a pod... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5515 Historians now agree, at the root of Henry VIII’s misdirected anger stood the chamberlain 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5516 How is the swing state, bruh? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5517 Hammock throne turn of the block 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5518 Prince and Princess Consuela Banana Hammock 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5519 Happy Columbus Day my dear 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5520 If you don't stop moving now, I'll have them behead you. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5521 Told ya I’d swing by today... 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5522 I could really go for a Fountain 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5523 Should I call the painter bro? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5524 I've thrown out the thrones 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5525 Are you trying to hammock me? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5526 In the past, people were born royal. Nowadays, royalty comes from what you do. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5527 ‘Definitely more relaxed...’ 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5528 I have one with unicorns and pomegranates for incoronation days too 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5529 Does this qualify as a staycation 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5530 This swing shift just isn’t worth it. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5531 This is too cordial to be categorized as Presidential debate 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5532 Prince John says stay-cations are all the rage. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5533 I know, you liked the "traditional" throne better. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5534 It’s better for my back 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5535 Heeeere kitty kitty," Maude jests as she attempts to distract Hector from their staring contest 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5536 It's a little on the nose though. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5537 Getting sun bath in castle is new sexy 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5538 Just because it’s called REI doesn’t mean you’re entitled to a discount 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5539 Chilleth out” said thou note from Raven 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5540 So, uhhh, that’s a thing now? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5541 Is this what commoners do? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5542 Heavy are the eyes that chill in a hammock. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5543 As for our relations, I see a falling out ahead . 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5544 Hang on, I've got another zoom meeting with some duke. Does my crown look alright? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5545 So Kamala, when do you think we get to speak with the press and meet the voters? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5546 I thought I’d try Swinging Duck, instead 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5547 Will you shut up man?” Said Emperor Tiden to Emperor Brump 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5548 In the Princess and the Pea she had real mattresses. What happened here, Dear? 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
5549 The level of chill is immaculate 👌🏼 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
5550 Geez Julian, don't get too excited. You're about to give banana hammock a whole new meaning. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5551 Thrones are so medieval. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5552 I promise the royal bed will vibrate when it is returned 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5553 I think all thrones should be like this from now on. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5554 I was here first! Must you be so corule? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5555 Spring Break Quarantine Inspo: The Plague 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5556 Gwendolyn!! something smells like anchovies? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
5557 Where's your paddle? Sure does. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5558 You know, they say something is better on the other side. but this hammock, its not really better is it? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
5559 It would be nice if we had more than 1 tree in the garden. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5560 I simply told them you were hung up on equality. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
5561 Lets rule this as extremely uncomfortable! 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
5562 I’m not sure if this is considered social distancing. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5563 Cleopatra my ass. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
5564 I'm thinking it's a balance of power. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
5565 But where shall we put the royal jacuzzi? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
5566 I wanted us to be a swing state. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
5567 Just to be sure, are we having a caucus or entering a swing vote? 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
5568 I told you, you wouldn’t miss the outdoors 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
5569 Rock-a-bye Charlie. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
5570 You said we were working too hard. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
5571 I just turn of the camera and the Zoom meetings are so much more comfortable. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
5572 when I said I wanted a waterbed, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
5573 And I think we’ll have the country opened back up and raring to go by Easter. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
5574 There's only room for one boss in this swing state... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
5575 This does make me wonder how many other executed subjects were trying to say ‘Hang the King’s hammock.’ 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
5576 Dad, tell me about the Game of Hammocks again. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5577 I’ll be glad when they finish reupholstering our thrones. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5578 You know Harry, maybe we shouldn't have separated from the royal family..." "Well Meghan, it IS really hard to do doggy style in a hammock...but I used a blacklight on the throne and let's just say, the Queen has been getting busy with someone. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5579 Getting through the winter is going to take two more Ps than you’re used to. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5580 So this is known as the slacker throne? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5581 So this is what it’s like to be uncircumcised. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5582 If this is what they mean for being up the creek without a paddle, where's the creek and the paddles? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5583 You’re right, the California King hammock is better in concept than reality. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5584 Is this what you meant by, “swing together?” 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5585 So this is what the rocking that the Queen was talking about 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5586 I think it's time for an upgrade to this "thrown" 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5587 This hammock was very advanced for its time. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5588 Tallest crown rules. Shortest crown drools. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5589 This isn't quite what I had imagined when you asked if I wanted to see your "flying canoe." 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5590 Has the gardener finished the mowing yet? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5591 'When Grunthor said 'swinging will really spice up your relationship' I'm not sure this is what he meant' 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5592 I 'm just not sure of the appeal of "The Princes in the Pea Pod". 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5593 Can I help it if the thrones were repossessed because I couldn’t make payments due to the COVID? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5594 But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5595 Are you positive this is what I overheard that your maidservant meant by swinging with you? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5596 Not what the King expected when the Queen suggested they become swingers. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5597 That is NOT funney. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5598 Do you think the realm is ready for Casual Friday’s? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5599 So tell me, one hammocking to another... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5600 I need to know where I can get some business hammocks. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5601 When I say Hammock King of Sheboygan, Gary, I want them to see the Hammock King of Sheboygan. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5602 I don't know if these new 'flexible' seating plans are working for my stress... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5603 I just don't want my historical nickname to be a jibe at my looks. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5604 Ah! Your feet are freezing! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5605 Tippe-canoe for two, dear? Prime Day, you say?! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5606 a quiet afternoon in the royal swing. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5607 They call it a pedicure. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5608 It is the best we could do. Reupholstery is in lockdown 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5609 Identical twins on the throne: There are no rules! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5610 I can’t picture splitting the throne turning out well for either of us. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5611 Chess is dumb. If I want to kill a king, I just invite him to my Hammock of Death. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5612 I know you want a male child but any attempts to procreate in this swinging contraption will end in our having a great fall out. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5613 I still don't get what Wallace is complaining about... Do you? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5614 Not tonight, Henry. I have a headache. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5615 Since the Black Plague is keeping us inside, I thought it’d be a nice way to pretend that we didn’t cancel our tropical getaway. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5616 I still prefer the iron throne - my feet were more comfortable. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5617 This is play. Tomorrow is real. We've bought a new invention from France called a guillotine and you've been chosen as the first test subject ... congratulations. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5618 So” Your sure no ones going to try and capture this “throne of “ HAMMOCK “ ! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5619 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to hang with swingers! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5620 I’ll get out first! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5621 I mean, who refers to a toilet as a hammock? Nobody. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5622 Are you sure this is a King Size? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5623 I fail to see how we’ll ever produce an heir. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5624 "Now you've sold the thrones, what are you going to tell the kids 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5625 This isn't exactly what I meant when I asked if you would like to swing. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5626 Yes, it's very comfortable. But wouldn't you rather be 'Ethelred the Ready?' 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5627 Are they suggesting we govern while reclining on the throne? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5628 Henry, I think we should have gone with the memory foam deluxe. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5629 We just have to make sure we stay six feet apart in here. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5630 I think I prefer torturing and pillaging. 👨🏻‍🦰 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5631 The neighbors do it all the time, it’s called glamping. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5632 Swing states get the royal treatment 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5633 My Lord, we are wide awake! What is the secret of our guard over yonder? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5634 See, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins. The fact none of our parents are the same means it's fine. Now, what sayeth you put down your mace... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5635 I worry we’ve made ourselves too comfortable in this IKEA. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5636 If anything, we’ll go out swinging! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5637 'So much better than an entertainment center.' 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5638 I know you said we need to stay relevant, but couldn't we just start a Twitter account? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5639 Trump talking to the smartest person he knows, Trump. “We are doing great! Best ever in the history of the world.” 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5640 You lied to me, you said we’d have the trees by now 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5641 This is not what I meant by “downsizing” 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5642 ‘the floor is lava’ 😂😂 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5643 It’s not a hammock, it’s a love throne. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5644 Is my end the tap end? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5645 The term “Hangman” is widely misunderstood 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5646 You were not joking with the last name, Princess Consuela 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5647 Sharing the throne can be dangerous. Always somebody falls. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5648 I was referring to the toilets, when I said our thrones were in disrepair. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5649 The key to your succession is to know when to flip this awkward balancing act. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5650 I don't know why we didn't get rid of those uncomfortable thrones ages ago! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5651 Such a chimera you have Your Majesty. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5652 I'm told divine right trumps cultural appropriation. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5653 Thank goodness you ordered it in "King-size" 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5654 I didn't know this is what you were referring when you said you were a swinger at night. Sandra Stedinger, MD jgauthier4@san.rr.com San Diego 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5655 I meant throne, not thrown! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5656 Aren't You Taking the Common Touch a Bit Too Far? 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5657 This was the closest thing to a kayak I could get. Dick’s Sporting Goods. Got the last one. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5658 Good job hiring that Mexican housekeeper. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5659 What I said was that I’d like the ham hock for dinner 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5660 When I said that this reign had to be balanced I was referring to something else. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5661 Don’t take this the wrong way, Elma, but I’m sick and tired of the sight of your face.” 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5662 Hey look, you have toenail fungus too. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5663 Royal glamping, quarantine circa 1350 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5664 Is the throne at the repair shop?" asked the prince. "Oh, no," replied the king. "I banished it for excessive hardness. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5665 Two monarchs is confusing enough, but I think we're going to lose a lot of credibility with the hammock. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5666 I thought we agreed, you can have the throne but I get the hammock! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5667 You can speak freely in the swingtuation room. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5668 I don't this means we are swingers, does it? 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5669 This is the Life! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5670 Hey, thanks for hanging around after the dinner party 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5671 You know, there’s more to being King than just hanging around.... 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5672 It's a loaner while my main one's in the shoppe. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5673 Methinks the Earl of Hammockshire got the better end of the trade 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5674 We probably should have gotten the King Sized hammock. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5675 They wanted the kings to hang, but they didn't say we couldn't hang *out*" instea 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5676 On this infamous day, the blessed King and Queen will be hung. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5677 It's the only thing we could come up with for "Share the throne"... 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5678 If we swing too far, she moderates knifely 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5679 The Iron Throne was uncomfortable, this is much better. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5680 I’ve just ordered my royal slack line. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5681 I thought you'd bring the secrifices... 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5682 Game of Hammocks?" I'm just nor feeling it 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5683 No. Again. Listen. It's 'Do as I SAY, not as I do.' I mean, c'mon, man. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5684 Oh sweetie, can we at least take a look at what they might have at IKEA. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5685 Look. See. See me. I’m the king of swing. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5686 This is one messed up kingdom. Instead of thrones they have hammocks! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5687 Yes, but does this really qualify as a hand basket? 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5688 And when we tire of power sharing, we can take a nap. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5689 You said that you always wanted to try a swingers resort 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5690 It’s Mexican week at Costco. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5691 Let’s send the designer to the dungeon. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5692 It is decreed, we will not be swayed! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5693 I did call around, they only have Twin XL. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5694 This way we'll both know if we have too much power. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5695 . "oh for the love of God! Just pretend" 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5696 After swearing fealty and checking weaponry at the door, your temperature will be screened. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5697 Look, I love what you've done with the thrown, but seriously: you lost the election. Have some pride - don't make the secret service carry you out. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5698 See! There IS room for the both of us! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5699 We couldn’t win the election before 2020? 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5700 Did you sanitize your hands before getting up here ? 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5701 Medieval Myths Debunked: When Brennan Capet and Dale Habsburg wanted more room for activities, they were the power tools. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5702 Not sure this is what I had in mind for our time off”-vacation 202 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5703 New debate rules: Stay at your respective side, no sudden or spastic movement and no one gets hurt. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5704 It’s amazing how accurate these Instagram ads are 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5705 im delighted the mattress shop carried king-size hammock 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5706 You got any good air to move us? Cus mine is contaminated. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5707 This is a lot nicer then what I thought they meant when they said “the monarchy will hang!” 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5708 I’ve had it with the Royal Hammock 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
5709 The throne will be back from the upholstery shop on Thursday 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
5710 Don't worry, we haven't hit rock bottom yet. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
5711 Edward, it's your turn to be captain of the fleet now. 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5712 I swear if your feet get any closer, I'm calling that guard in here 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5713 They must have built our throne with cow tools... 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5714 Lord Amazon delivers the strangest gifts..." 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5715 Getting rid of the throne still doesn't mean I'm sharing it 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5716 Kamala told me I can get a shiny crown if I stay down here until November 4th 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5717 The next round of Kumbaya is all you, bud. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5718 What ? You said adopt their habits ! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5719 OK. I admit it’s not as imposing as our thrones, but not only is it more comfortable for sitting, we can lie down and sleep, and if we get our act together we can swing. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5720 Swing low, sweet chariot Coming for to carry me home 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5721 I've always wanted to be a Swinging Monarch! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5722 Can we do the throne thing next time? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5723 If you leave now, you can save your neck and your back. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5724 Two people are sitting in a hammock suspended over a set of stairs. Both are wearing crowns. A carpet leads up to the hammock, covering two steps. A guard stands in the doorway, and mounted on the walls are two torches, and two heraldic shields. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5725 Ye royal hammock tis comfortable. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5726 Whose idea was it for a silk hammock? At this point, I have more bruises than I can count! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5727 Queen: What dost thou today, my industrious liege? King: Oh, just the usual... hanging around. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5728 I can't stand your fidgeting. I say we need to sit separately. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5729 The prince took the purple reign fly. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5730 "Wouldn't a Queen Size Bed be more appropriate?" 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5731 And I am going to call this invention, a hammock" 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5732 And then I said, "A giant pea pod? Could I use it at the castle? Are you kidding?" 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5733 Pledged fealty is nice, but what I really demand is a comfy place to relax. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5734 I thought this was supposed to be a "King" size bed...jipped... 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5735 I like the "Slinging King" my lady! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5736 How long is a piece of string? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5737 The Lord Chancellor called it a boat but what now? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5738 What swing voters?! You’re King! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5739 (loud 45-second fart) ...um, yeah, hammock farts. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5740 I told you this new interior designer has some pretty funky ideas. I can just picture the French ambassador's smirk next time he comes to visit. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5741 As the King of Israel to the King of America, I am afraid that this may be our last meeting as Kings...no longer above the law 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5742 Well, I can't help it. Amazon said it would give us four cubits apart. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5743 Just because you own 40% the the hammock company doesn't seem a good reason the abandon all decorum. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5744 Our kingdoms will forever be separated by foothills. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5745 So instead of slaying that dragon, this is how you plan on spending your vacation? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5746 Six feet, brother Prince. Or she lops off your head and the kingdom is mine. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5747 Swingers at last my Queen!" Allan Katz, Madison, Connecticu 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5748 At the end of the day someone threw a stink bomb at me. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5749 I bought it at Bed, Bath & Baronet. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5750 Dry cleaning sucks. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5751 I told you we needed to sleep in separate houses and you got us a hammock, ¡Ay, Dios mío! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5752 When you suggested we become royal swingers I had something else in mind. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5753 We're in this together, Freddy, but just remember, when the angry mob storms the castle, you get to be "body natural" and I'll be "body politic." You'll be just fine.... 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5754 C'mon, Jack -- call in the lutes and fifes and we'll have a swingin' time. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5755 It is comfortable, but I still want to give the standing throne a try. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5756 Maybe we should wait a while before starting the invasion of the nearby kingdom....I am too comfortable. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5757 Slow moving river. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5758 My King,it feels like the best swing in world while sitting with you! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5759 When it comes to governing, I swing it. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5760 Here's my question: How does one rule during a lockdown? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5761 I've sent the thrones out for regilding. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5762 And to think I was worried when you came to sack the throne... 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5763 Roadrunner Assassins?!” “Yep. Chad spied ‘em trotting up the carpet just as I was ordering scones. He heard ‘sconces’ so... 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5764 At least,We're not facing different people. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5765 Game of Hammocks sounds a lot safer, don't you think? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5766 Harry you never told me you would have to give the thrones back with the titles 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5767 This was not my idea of a vibrating bed you Turkey! You’ll never have an heir without toppling the throne! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5768 Asked the maid for a grey hair remedy.. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5769 Tomorrow, let's take the big man Slack-ing-lining. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5770 I’m told that they are using these to improve sleep deprivation. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5771 Alas, Dragon demands his mask. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5772 Charles, I distinctly told the chef I wanted a HAM HOCK this evening! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5773 This co-reigning isn't as great as "We are the president" sounded. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5774 Is that all there is? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5775 Sire, did you answer my question about what we should put in the throne room? Or what you thought about our plans for dinner tonight?" "I said ham? ick! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5776 So your sure you placed our ad on Charlemagne's List? Yes. Yes of course and I made it very clear we are 2 princes open to the idea of swinging. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5777 Its nice hangin with ya 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5778 The new work from home 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5779 Even the canoe rental shop shut down 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5780 ‘We’re in suspense, but I’m in bed with you on this one’ ... (Per : @fpszustak 💋) 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5781 My cousin was bragging about how they are swingers, and now I get it; this is amazing! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5782 You think it's already 2021? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5783 I said Holy Grail Gerard... NOT Holy Hammock” “Tis’ better for your back m’lord 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5784 Hamcock? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5785 ‘Mike, think they'll kick us out if I lose in Nov?’ ‘Hope not, I have nowhere to go, Donald.’ 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5786 I thought you said you wanted to be a swinger? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5787 I tell ya, morale has really picked up around here ever since the switch to unlimited vacation days. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5788 Let there be a Royal Hammock” was one of your better decrees 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5789 A comfortable meeting between kings 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5790 This is fine for now, but how much longer do we get to keep six fiefdoms? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5791 I told you it isn’t just for bachelors 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5792 I wanted 'ergodynamic t not 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5793 I prefer to see it as a six-month staycation. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5794 They’re risking their lives to do this across the pond...I figured we should give it a whirl. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0