Contest #703


Cartoon

703

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Past the alligator, through the ring of fire, first door on your left.”
  2. “Let’s just say he’ll have what you’re having.”
  3. “We’re trying to teach him not to beg at the table.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-03-29T20:17:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-04-12T20:20:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-04-06T20:19:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued April 13, 2020
Number of captions 5111
Number of responses 973712
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We have them between all tables, it encourages social distancing. 2.1086 0.00581 15928 3535 7139 5250
1 He’s acting up because your purse was somebody he knew 2.1067 0.00614 15242 3665 6293 5281
2 You can tell whether it's an alligator or a crocodile by whether you see it later or after a while. 2.0733 0.00690 14194 4339 4488 5364
3 No, you can't have another customer. You haven't finished the last one. 2.0277 0.00684 13105 3876 5003 4220
4 We asked the flooring company for red tiles, but it autocorrected to rep-tiles. 2.0242 0.00702 12620 3796 4730 4083
5 We used to have customers who would sit here for three hours and just use our wifi. They're gone. 2.0206 0.00677 12499 3488 5274 3730
6 Oh, lots of reasons. These days though it’s mostly guarding the toilet paper. 2.0064 0.00727 11132 3274 4520 3329
7 THIS is what happens when you drain the swamp. 1.9791 0.00832 8935 2863 3397 2675
8 Not again...no one wants to hear how you got flushed down the toilet when you were little. 1.9508 0.00830 9149 3121 3359 2669
9 Your odds of dying from the coronavirus just went down. 1.9141 0.00785 10014 3561 3745 2699
10 It’s our way of encouraging social distancing. 1.9096 0.00937 6250 2021 2772 1456
11 ... Technically, yes, but he identifies as a crocodile. 1.8829 0.00867 8129 3027 3028 2068
12 Complaints go in the box behind the alligator. 1.8813 0.01181 4304 1578 1659 1067
13 So remind me who ordered the tofu salad and who ordered the three raw chickens? 1.8775 0.00879 7905 2967 2942 1993
14 I wouldn't worry -- he's just eaten. In fact that's how your table became available. 1.8700 0.00858 8008 2957 3130 1915
15 If you'd like him to leave he responds to "see ya later" 1.8584 0.00960 6292 2333 2515 1443
16 Cups go in the trash. Bowls and flatware in the recycling. Compost in the alligator. 1.8546 0.01039 5061 1803 2191 1067
17 I need the truth, Harry. Is her date more than 30 minutes late, or was he a bit early ...? 1.8385 0.01057 5621 2291 1945 1384
18 Say what you will, but the big fella has increased our to-go business by 50%. 1.8329 0.00940 6062 2212 2648 1200
19 I’m sorry, unless it’s an emotional support alligator, I’m afraid it has to wait outside. 1.8293 0.00907 7370 2975 2677 1714
20 Let’s just say he’ll have what you’re having. 1.8279 0.00938 6827 2740 2510 1564
21 He says he wouldn't want to be in your shoes 1.8201 0.01109 4963 2041 1773 1148
22 Moats between tables is why we're allowed to stay open. 1.8145 0.00836 7791 2991 3250 1540
23 You may want to finish up. At happy hour this place is a zoo. 1.8091 0.01092 4924 2004 1856 1064
24 No, those are real tears. 1.7839 0.00974 6142 2605 2262 1273
25 We took him in after the president drained the swamp. 1.7814 0.00921 7094 3093 2459 1534
26 Dude, cough into your elbow 1.7798 0.01197 4273 1881 1452 940
27 His name is Donald. Just praise him and he will calm down 1.7674 0.01390 3418 1619 974 824
28 “Lighten up! Her shoes are called Crocs. Don’t take it so personal.” 1.7657 0.01012 5447 2343 2046 1049
29 One of our waitresses ordered Crocs from Amazon---and they sent a croc from THE Amazon! 1.7498 0.01333 3437 1587 1123 727
30 A twenty per cent gratuity is recommended." 1.7476 0.01665 1981 857 767 357
31 We never should have given him "people food." 1.7406 0.01361 3127 1415 1105 605
32 It’s Florida’s new way of saying, “Welcome,” to New Yorkers. 1.7340 0.01450 2891 1365 930 596
33 I have a reptile disruption. 1.7252 0.01008 6412 3223 1723 1458
34 And the alligator's fresh. 1.7120 0.01901 1580 744 547 289
35 But you will NEVER see a rodent here. 1.7083 0.01210 3641 1656 1391 594
36 He's a rescue. 1.7072 0.01241 3627 1698 1291 637
37 He got laid off from Mar-a-Lago. 1.7007 0.01312 3482 1720 1084 678
38 Oh. He's our social distance manager. 1.6875 0.01952 1408 666 516 226
39 Yes...she probably tastes like chicken... 1.6843 0.01420 2753 1335 952 466
40 You know, our food disposal is 100% environmentally friendly. 1.6821 0.01121 4115 1931 1563 621
41 No, YOU taste like chicken. 1.6819 0.01198 3973 1966 1305 701
42 There's one every six feet. We take social distancing very seriously. 1.6779 0.02713 739 358 261 120
43 ‘This is the Croc who swallowed the Cat who ate the Rat that killed the Bat who caused the whole World to go into lockdown.’ 1.6719 0.01499 2731 1433 761 537
44 First the sun’s in your eyes, then you’re too close to the kitchen. Do you really want to change seats again? 1.6649 0.01391 2886 1451 951 484
45 "He's still learning the difference between leftovers and customers." 1.6523 0.01559 2298 1180 737 381
46 I told you we’re not going to charge her an arm and a leg 1.6499 0.01488 2502 1284 810 408
47 We take social distancing seriously. 1.6491 0.01510 2271 1126 816 329
48 Six feet, Zilla--six feet. Or back to the sewers. 1.6460 0.01661 1938 982 660 296
49 And over there is our catch of the day. 1.6413 0.01804 1589 798 563 228
50 Let him see that it’s just a salad and he’ll stop begging. 1.6412 0.01489 2397 1221 815 361
51 He ordered you. 1.6406 0.01464 2663 1409 799 453
52 He wants you to give him a hand. 1.6403 0.01783 1782 943 538 301
53 We're trying to teach him not to beg at the table. 1.6399 0.01456 2377 1181 871 325
54 I think he recognizes your shoes. 1.6342 0.01769 1703 879 568 256
55 And that right there is why I hate Florida. 1.6279 0.01661 2061 1112 604 345
56 Did you order the snapper? 1.6260 0.01450 2516 1312 833 371
57 Past the alligator, through the ring of fire, and first door on your left. 1.6248 0.01746 1871 1016 540 314
58 He wants to know if you're through with that. 1.6194 0.01500 2178 1106 795 277
59 Quiet down, Mortimer. She only asked if we served Gatorade. 1.6176 0.01542 2181 1142 731 308
60 Ah didn't you have a service dog when you came in? 1.6176 0.01837 1629 878 496 255
61 Easy! Let's first see what kind of tip she leaves. 1.6174 0.01514 2177 1119 772 286
62 ... and behind you is our free-range garbage disposal. 1.6172 0.01569 2134 1125 701 308
63 Whenever I try to get rid of him, he plays the indigenous card. 1.6163 0.01857 1616 879 478 259
64 This one's safe, he suffers from reptile dysfunction. 1.5937 0.01841 1659 940 453 266
65 I always mix them up. I think it depends on whether we’ll be seeing him later or after a while. 1.5924 0.02027 1298 725 380 193
66 He highly recommends the turtle soup. 1.5914 0.02832 651 357 203 91
67 Just ignore it because nothing makes sense right now 1.5875 0.01942 1474 839 404 231
68 He wants you to know that we taste like chicken. 1.5871 0.01795 1521 821 503 190
69 Did you just say "And make it snappy?" Really? 1.5857 0.01879 1429 779 462 187
70 Sorry, we’ve been swamped recently. 1.5844 0.02080 1191 657 372 162
71 Her name is The Manager. Did you still want to speak to her? 1.5837 0.03645 418 239 114 65
72 We've cut back on staff. Just toss your leftovers in there. 1.5832 0.01852 1406 754 484 168
73 Get any closer and this nice woman will be going home with a new pocket book and matching shoes. 1.5831 0.01954 1341 739 422 180
74 How long did you say it was since your date went to the men's room? 1.5825 0.01997 1260 689 408 163
75 Just pointing out that the opposite of "tip" is "pit"... 1.5811 0.02001 1375 786 377 211
76 Trust me, our croque monsieur is to die for. 1.5806 0.02063 1235 692 369 174
77 Denis is our new customer complaints manager 1.5773 0.01954 1306 717 422 166
78 Oh, he's just there for idiots to take selfies with. 1.5771 0.02125 1187 675 339 173
79 It's the most effective social distance method we've tried. 1.5754 0.02001 1274 710 395 169
80 Not till you finish your vegetables. 1.5742 0.02050 1193 661 379 153
81 Now, do you understand why we asked you to check your purse? 1.5698 0.02016 1174 641 397 136
82 If this is uncomfortable, I can move you near the snake pit. 1.5680 0.02145 1118 633 335 150
83 20% tip isn’t a suggestion... 1.5667 0.02089 1147 643 358 146
84 Yes, the alligator is fresh. 1.5656 0.02145 1105 625 335 145
85 I'm sorry Mr. Lacoste, no service without a shirt. 1.5623 0.02247 1060 617 290 153
86 If he's bothering you, I can seat you by the bees. 1.5608 0.02263 1036 602 287 147
87 Calm down, not until she's paid. 1.5600 0.02383 866 487 273 106
88 He misses the Trump rallies. 1.5597 0.02333 1022 608 256 158
89 She got a spoon because she has thumbs. 1.5593 0.02665 776 460 198 118
90 Sorry for the slow service, we are swamped tonight. 1.5589 0.02190 1002 559 326 117
91 It solved our problems with social distancing. 1.5585 0.02229 1008 572 307 128
92 What kind of dog was it? 1.5556 0.02332 963 561 269 133
93 If this doesn't work out, we'll probably just go back to composting. 1.5554 0.02171 974 536 335 103
94 You are not 6 feet away 1.5532 0.02244 940 529 303 107
95 Well, we get them from the sewer but I'm not sure I'd call them organic. 1.5524 0.02296 936 534 287 115
96 I'm your new waiter, because I run faster than the old one 1.5501 0.02378 878 504 265 109
97 Sorry. Looks like we're having a reptile dysfunction. 1.5500 0.02541 860 519 209 132
98 I know she's skinny, Sparky, but no one else wanted this table. 1.5476 0.02354 893 514 269 110
99 Whatever he tells you it's a croc. 1.5474 0.02253 822 496 232 94
100 He's trained to eat anyone who sneezes 1.5467 0.02412 867 504 252 111
101 Yeah, he gets the urban legend question a lot. 1.5438 0.02404 833 477 259 97
102 It's a bad habit he picked up from a Yorkie he ate. 1.5411 0.02505 778 450 235 93
103 So this is your first visit to the White House Cafeteria? 1.5407 0.02604 799 484 198 117
104 Swamp to table. It's the latest trend! 1.5404 0.02509 768 443 235 90
105 Nothing works like an alligator moat to encourage social distancing 1.5370 0.02461 771 441 246 84
106 It's Florida. If it made sense, it wouldn't be. 1.5361 0.02607 735 443 194 98
107 We're aiming for zero food waste and no negative online reviews. 1.5346 0.02563 752 442 218 92
108 Not the craziest thing I've seen in Florida. 1.5338 0.02530 740 428 229 83
109 New CDC guidance is six feet and an alligator-filled moat between you and the next person. 1.5333 0.02569 750 442 216 92
110 What part of "in a while" don't you understand? 1.5332 0.02533 739 428 228 83
111 We had the 6 foot rule long before it was popular. 1.5318 0.02641 707 417 204 86
112 Just ignore him. He rarely makes it as far as your table. 1.5317 0.02499 726 414 238 74
113 You fed him, didn't you? 1.5316 0.02576 728 426 217 85
114 Well... nothing make sense these days. 1.5304 0.02703 724 441 182 101
115 Yes, our snapper is fresh”. 1.5287 0.02564 698 402 223 73
116 like a cat café, but with adrenaline 1.5286 0.02714 700 423 184 93
117 I said I’d see you later! 1.5283 0.02575 706 410 219 77
118 He calms down when you give him a hand. 1.5275 0.02684 692 413 193 86
119 He's just expressing appreciation for your canvas shoes. 1.5274 0.02607 694 405 212 77
120 Here we have sort of a marsh-to-table philosophy. 1.5270 0.02633 685 401 207 77
121 We took him in after Trump drained the swamp. 1.5265 0.02670 697 416 195 86
122 So this is your emotional support animal? 1.5265 0.02611 697 410 205 79
123 Don’t feed him unless you want to give him a hand. 1.5260 0.02700 673 405 184 84
124 From swamp to table. 1.5259 0.02655 694 412 199 83
125 I'd get the chicken wings and share if I were you. 1.5258 0.02547 677 385 228 64
126 And so we thought, why stop at lobsters? 1.5253 0.02938 594 360 156 78
127 He wants to know if you'll be staying for dinner? 1.5249 0.02644 684 403 203 78
128 This is how we ensure six feet is maintained between you and the next table 1.5231 0.02682 671 398 195 78
129 He really likes people food. 1.5229 0.02728 656 391 187 78
130 We're experimenting with ways to encourage social distancing. 1.5228 0.02661 658 387 199 72
131 He says he has masks down there. Don't believe it. 1.5216 0.02821 648 396 166 86
132 Exactly 6 feet long: he's our spacer and enforcer in one. 1.5213 0.02730 658 394 185 79
133 Yes, madam, the ‘gatorburger is very fresh, and there’s a handbag option. 1.5204 0.02720 636 375 191 70
134 Isn't it refreshing to face a visible menace? 1.5196 0.02832 637 389 165 83
135 And what have I said about begging at the table? 1.5191 0.02836 628 382 166 80
136 Maintain social distance, and you'll be fine. 1.5189 0.02627 636 366 210 60
137 Hank deals with all customer complaints. 1.5174 0.02760 632 378 181 73
138 Mam, the woman at table three says your emotional support animal ate her son. 1.5170 0.02947 617 386 143 88
139 He's glad your here for dinner. 1.5162 0.02788 618 370 177 71
140 I told you - LATER! 1.5147 0.02830 614 372 168 74
141 Calm down. She ordered a crock of soup, not croc soup. 1.5147 0.02744 614 363 186 65
142 The shoes you're wearing used to belong to his mother. 1.5140 0.02828 609 368 169 72
143 Unfortunately, his bite IS worse than his bark. 1.5133 0.02889 600 367 158 75
144 The gator’s fresh today. 1.5126 0.02726 595 347 191 57
145 Its' a loaner, while they repair the garbage disposal. 1.5102 0.02850 586 353 167 66
146 Why yes, we are up to our ass in alligators. 1.5102 0.02951 586 363 147 76
147 I thought I said see you later. 1.5089 0.03017 564 351 139 74
148 Have you met Marty, our new social distancing coordinator? 1.5087 0.02901 572 347 159 66
149 I’m guessing he doesn’t look much like his profile picture 1.5079 0.02899 567 343 160 64
150 Not this one. She tips. 1.5071 0.02874 562 337 165 60
151 Here in D.C. the swamp is expanding. 1.5063 0.02970 557 342 148 67
152 Dude, back off: she ordered vegan. 1.5063 0.02249 559 376 137 46
153 Croque Madame, s’il vous plait. 1.5062 0.02987 561 347 144 70
154 No, she is not on the menu! 1.5019 0.02933 538 325 156 57
155 No, she did NOT say you’d make a nice handbag. Don’t be so touchy. 1.5009 0.02977 533 325 149 59
156 Don't mind him. He snaps at everybody. 1.5009 0.03000 533 327 145 61
157 For the last time, I said ‘I’ll see you later’! 1.5000 0.03073 516 319 136 61
158 I could have sworn that I sat two of you. 1.4990 0.03006 523 320 145 58
159 We take our zero-waste policy very seriously. 1.4990 0.02920 523 313 159 51
160 No, if he were hungry you would know it. 1.4990 0.03048 519 320 139 60
161 He suggests you order the fish to share. 1.4990 0.02671 519 340 134 45
162 He also knows 'Stand by Me' , but I wouldn't advise it. 1.4990 0.03084 519 323 133 63
163 I'm sorry about your date, his meal is on the house. 1.4981 0.03160 518 329 120 69
164 I'll be right with you, sir. Please don't snap at me. 1.4970 0.02945 501 298 157 46
165 She handles mice and customer feedback 1.4970 0.03077 501 308 137 56
166 He's pretty sure you're going to give us 4 stars. 1.4970 0.02529 501 334 125 42
167 Actually, it’s the hippos you have to watch out for. 1.4970 0.03083 497 305 137 55
168 Sir, your mice are coming. She ordered first, settle down. 1.4960 0.02964 506 304 153 49
169 See you later---I mean, in a while... 1.4960 0.03165 504 318 122 64
170 Do not give into his begging. He's already had a busboy. 1.4949 0.03120 489 302 132 55
171 You’ve already had one. No seconds. 1.4939 0.03106 492 304 133 55
172 Of course we serve children sir, why do you ask? 1.4938 0.03134 486 304 126 56
173 Are you familiar with Farm-to-Table? 1.4928 0.03019 487 294 146 47
174 We don't have hand sanitizer, but we DO have hand remover. 1.4928 0.03115 487 301 132 54
175 Just when you thought it was safe to go back into restaurants 1.4916 0.03192 474 296 123 55
176 His bark is annoying but trust me, his bite is worse. 1.4895 0.03112 476 293 133 50
177 Your therapy crocodile is making our other diners uncomfortable. 1.4890 0.03285 456 288 113 55
178 Since the zoo closed, Larry has been helping us maintain social distancing between tables. 1.4883 0.03235 471 298 116 57
179 I'll have the lady after what she is having. 1.4883 0.03287 469 300 109 60
180 They're harmless if you tip over 25%. 1.4882 0.03141 467 288 130 49
181 On the plus side, we don’t have rats anymore. 1.4882 0.03052 467 282 142 43
182 The virus has mutated. 1.4880 0.03370 459 297 100 62
183 Do you want to rethink that tip? 1.4879 0.03181 453 279 127 47
184 He recommends the frog legs. 1.4871 0.03275 466 297 111 58
185 He ensures that the customers are at least six feet from each other. 1.4870 0.03045 462 278 143 41
186 He keeps looking for that kid that flushed him down the toilet 10 years ago. 1.4870 0.03166 462 286 127 49
187 Its 6:00. I'm going off shift. Al here will be your waiter. He'll finish up with you. 1.4868 0.03221 454 283 121 50
188 It's either six feet apart or six feet under, ma'am. 1.4868 0.03160 454 279 129 46
189 Technically, this is what allows us to call it a Cajun restaurant. 1.4867 0.03126 450 276 130 44
190 You've come to the right place for a bite. 1.4866 0.03112 448 271 136 41
191 I'd like to point out our restaraunt's complaint department. 1.4859 0.03080 461 280 138 43
192 He emigrated from Mar-a-Lago. Offended by all those swamp jokes. 1.4857 0.03171 455 281 127 47
193 The alligator is fresh today. 1.4857 0.03046 455 273 143 39
194 You gave her a bite, now she'll beg through the whole meal. 1.4857 0.03093 455 276 137 42
195 The lobster tank was getting passe 1.4855 0.03186 449 277 126 46
196 We've placed those between the tables to encourage social distancing. 1.4855 0.03243 447 279 119 49
197 Well, I suppose 'pet friendly' will always mean different things to different people. 1.4854 0.03175 445 273 128 44
198 This is why Yelp rated us $$$$$$. Dinner can cost you and arm and a leg. 1.4854 0.03346 445 284 106 55
199 Gary, take off that costume and get back to work. 1.4852 0.03254 439 273 119 47
200 He always gets cranky when someone orders the Crock pot. 1.4828 0.03216 437 270 123 44
201 He's curious to know if people really taste like chicken. 1.4818 0.03217 440 273 122 45
202 Him? He just came in for a quick bite. 1.4813 0.03128 428 258 134 36
203 He's there to ensure social distancing from the next table. 1.4806 0.03123 439 267 133 39
204 'People weren't taking social distancing seriously, so we built a moat around every table.' 1.4806 0.03206 439 272 123 44
205 We’re fostering him while the lagoons at Disney World are closed. 1.4805 0.03249 437 273 118 46
206 Look. I told you. No shirt, no shoes, no service! 1.4804 0.03271 433 271 116 46
207 He suggests that you order the jumbo mixed grill for two. 1.4801 0.03237 427 264 121 42
208 It's been happening ever since Lacoste opened an outlet next store. 1.4795 0.03232 440 275 119 46
209 Can I interest you in our catch of the day? 1.4792 0.03292 432 272 113 47
210 Mr Smiley thinks that 35% is a very fair tip rate 1.4778 0.03304 427 269 112 46
211 He's been pretty well behaved ever since the chihuahua incident. 1.4774 0.03252 421 261 119 41
212 She'll be what I'm having. 1.4771 0.03442 415 267 98 50
213 Don't forget the tip. 1.4760 0.03263 416 258 118 40
214 One more word and it's back to Mar-a-lago. 1.4760 0.03486 416 271 92 53
215 I laundered my Lacoste and two months later, he came out of the washing machine. 1.4760 0.03402 416 266 102 48
216 To get rid of him, just say "See you later." 1.4760 0.03535 416 274 86 56
217 Don’t feed him, no matter how cutely he begs. 1.4757 0.03490 370 231 102 37
218 He use to be Trump’s Chief of Staff 1.4747 0.03475 415 270 93 52
219 Social distancing, Wally! 1.4745 0.03190 411 256 113 36
220 That's Allie, our social distancing agent. 1.4745 0.03449 411 265 97 49
221 We hired him after they drained the swamp. 1.4745 0.03291 411 256 115 40
222 That is not six feet buster! 1.4743 0.03462 409 264 96 49
223 We specialize in swamp-to-table. 1.4739 0.03447 403 258 99 46
224 Tipping is optional, but encouraged. 1.4739 0.03244 403 247 121 35
225 He knows “sit up” and “roll over” but we are having issues with “shake hands.” 1.4738 0.03387 401 253 106 42
226 The restroom is just through there ma'am, however the uplift in recent toilet paper theft has forced us to increase security measures. 1.4729 0.03550 406 267 86 53
227 Don't pretend you don't know why the customers can't feed you anymore, Floyd." 1.4706 0.03524 391 253 92 46
228 It may be a coincidence, but he's never bothered a generous tipper. 1.4706 0.03372 391 245 108 38
229 It's been this way ever since Trump drained the swamp. 1.4704 0.03519 389 251 93 45
230 He helps us enforce the 6 foot rule 1.4704 0.03325 389 241 113 35
231 I’m so sorry. I mixed up your orders. Which one of you had the live antelope? 1.4704 0.03472 389 251 94 44
232 I think that’s the longest he’s ever held that high C! 1.4694 0.03517 392 254 92 46
233 That’s the complaint department. 1.4694 0.03267 392 241 118 33
234 Table scraps? Nah. It turns out they can be taught how to smell 15% tippers! 1.4694 0.03267 392 241 118 33
235 Audrey, too soon. AFTER they pay. 1.4688 0.03456 384 244 100 40
236 He’s a service gator, you know, a gator-aid. 1.4677 0.03377 387 243 107 37
237 I'm your waiter, Gary, and that's your gator, Jax. We used to have a big problem with pigeons on the patio. 1.4677 0.02838 387 257 103 27
238 I think he'd like to bayou a drink. 1.4670 0.03508 379 243 95 41
239 Violate social distancing one more time and you're a handbag. 1.4670 0.03448 379 242 98 39
240 Oh that? This place used to be a handbag factory. 1.4670 0.03428 379 239 103 37
241 And this is why we have no problem with diners bringing in small dogs." 1.4667 0.03454 375 242 93 40
242 I said, IN A WHILE!! 1.4659 0.03529 367 234 95 38
243 You wanna talk to my manager? THAT'S my manager 1.4658 0.03360 380 237 109 34
244 You think a virus is the only thing Spring Breakers brought back from Florida? 1.4656 0.03515 378 243 94 41
245 He’s an alligator so don’t be fooled by his crocodile tears. 1.4656 0.03434 378 239 102 37
246 And that's how we enforce social distancing. 1.4640 0.03391 375 235 106 34
247 Pay no attention to that gator behind you; everything he says is a croc! 1.4638 0.03446 373 236 101 36
248 Pay no mind. They're crocodile tears. 1.4630 0.03500 365 232 97 36
249 Into your elbow! 1.4620 0.03521 368 236 94 38
250 They say fear heightens your sense of smell and taste. 1.4617 0.03384 366 228 107 31
251 You swallowed your mask again, didn't you." 1.4617 0.03619 366 239 85 42
252 Without him, people just don't obey the social distancing guidelines. 1.4617 0.03514 366 234 95 37
253 Dinner for one? Or one for dinner? 1.4617 0.03514 366 234 95 37
254 We used to have a koi pond. 1.4607 0.03310 356 217 114 25
255 You said see you later alligator. His personal pronoun is crocodile. 1.4601 0.03556 363 234 91 38
256 '' He's saying he recognises your shoes" 1.4598 0.03394 361 225 106 30
257 I'm your waiter and he's your gator. He's part of our new sustainability and recycling program and will take whatever you don't eat. 1.4598 0.03527 361 231 94 36
258 We’ve finally moved to truly sustainable composting. 1.4598 0.03505 361 230 96 35
259 No,she said close to the elevator. 1.4598 0.03592 361 234 88 39
260 Al here will be your gator for this evening 1.4598 0.03592 361 234 88 39
261 And let me know if you'd like some gator-aid. 1.4592 0.03592 355 229 89 37
262 He helps keep our establishment child-free. 1.4592 0.03131 355 245 80 30
263 He might know where your dog went. 1.4589 0.03585 353 227 90 36
264 He wants to buy you a drink. 1.4589 0.03673 353 231 82 40
265 Well, you did say that you'd see him later 1.4589 0.03539 353 225 94 34
266 Does that sound like your little dog's bark? 1.4587 0.03622 351 227 87 37
267 We’re using a new organic waste disposal system. 1.4579 0.03584 356 230 89 37
268 Six feet. No discussion. 1.4579 0.03606 356 231 87 38
269 When we said we’re casual, even Crocs are allowed, we meant as in dress code. 1.4579 0.03562 356 229 91 36
270 Lyle, six feet away, and put the mask back on! 1.4579 0.03584 356 230 89 37
271 He wants to know if you taste like chicken. 1.4566 0.03567 346 221 92 33
272 It’s weird, he gets fatter when tips are small. Just sayin’. 1.4564 0.03534 344 218 95 31
273 I'm still waiting on my order. Exactly how long is "a while"? 1.4564 0.03652 344 223 85 36
274 LATER . . .later. 1.4563 0.03524 355 227 94 34
275 Don’t make eye contact or you’ll never get rid of him. They’re worse than seagulls. 1.4556 0.03450 349 219 101 29
276 We have one rule. Feed him, and he goes home with you. 1.4556 0.03544 349 223 93 33
277 He snaps at customers so we don't have to. 1.4556 0.03378 349 224 91 30
278 You WILL leave us a good Yelp review, right? 1.4556 0.03521 349 222 95 32
279 Your credit card was denied. You need to talk with Bob. 1.4553 0.03559 347 222 92 33
280 He recommends the duck à l'orange. It's his favorite. 1.4553 0.03041 347 224 97 26
281 Let me tell you about our fresh catch of the day. 1.4553 0.03651 347 226 84 37
282 He just showed up at the door one day. I haven't been able to get close enough to see if he's microchipped 1.4540 0.03573 337 217 88 32
283 Sorry we had to seat you next to the garbage disposal. 1.4529 0.03387 340 210 106 24
284 We suggest 20% after tax, but whatever you feel is fair. 1.4518 0.03547 332 210 94 28
285 Oh, that's Zelda. She's expecting a food critic. 1.4518 0.03598 332 212 90 30
286 Cat cafés are so mainstream. 1.4515 0.03587 330 210 91 29
287 Our pescatarian option. 1.4513 0.03768 308 198 81 29
288 That better be a service animal 1.4507 0.03721 335 220 79 36
289 He was hired for social distancing. 1.4507 0.03599 335 215 89 31
290 I don’t care if you’re from a freshwater environment cough into your elbow 1.4507 0.03793 335 225 70 40
291 I told you, no begging at the table. 1.4505 0.03589 333 213 90 30
292 Patience, Al. It’s in your own interest we serve her first, and you know it. 1.4505 0.03564 333 212 92 29
293 You don’t need to feed it, but most do. 1.4505 0.03539 333 211 94 28
294 What part of "see you later" don't you get. 1.4505 0.03589 333 213 90 30
295 Our catch of the day is the Croc Monsieur. 1.4505 0.03689 333 217 82 34
296 Slowly put that turtle soup on the floor. It's his order. 1.4505 0.03539 333 211 94 28
297 We call it “Swamp-To-Table” 1.4492 0.03678 325 210 84 31
298 Sir, please cough into your elbow. 1.4492 0.03652 325 209 86 30
299 Six feet seemed inadequate - so we added a moat. 1.4489 0.03588 323 205 91 27
300 He has the wifi password. 1.4486 0.03814 321 212 74 35
301 Don’t bother begging; she’s vegan 1.4482 0.03627 328 211 87 30
302 Hey, six feet mister. 1.4482 0.03549 328 208 93 27
303 We call it Gator Aid. 1.4479 0.03669 326 211 84 31
304 Uh. I don't think you're going to need that doggie bag after all, ma'am. 1.4479 0.03202 326 221 81 24
305 No, of course we don’t have an alligator. That’s a crocodile. 1.4479 0.03643 326 210 86 30
306 He suffers from separation anxiety. 1.4479 0.03820 326 217 72 37
307 It turns the tables faster. 1.4475 0.03526 324 204 95 25
308 I'm sorry, ma'am, but I have to ask you to leave. Your 'personal support animal' just ate one of the busboys. 1.4455 0.03850 321 217 66 38
309 don’t worry about Al, he’s just here to ensure a social distance is maintained between tables 1.4455 0.03548 321 203 93 25
310 Just ignore him. He laughs at everything. 1.4455 0.03682 321 208 83 30
311 Which one of you ordered the waitress ? 1.4455 0.03602 321 205 89 27
312 This used to be a Rainforest Cafe. 1.4448 0.03606 317 202 89 26
313 Why are you surprised? The menu says that alligator bites are a house specialty. 1.4441 0.03694 313 202 83 28
314 He wants his shoes back. 1.4434 0.03584 309 195 91 23
315 I thought I said later, Alligator! 1.4434 0.03213 309 208 76 25
316 Fierce yes, but he's never met a guest he didn't like. 1.4434 0.03584 309 195 91 23
317 welcome to Florida 1.4434 0.03671 309 198 85 26
318 I didn't feel comfortable leaving him home alone with my cat. 1.4434 0.03728 309 200 81 28
319 All emotional support crocodiles must be on a leash 1.4434 0.03642 309 197 87 25
320 Service alligator, really? 1.4434 0.03495 309 192 97 20
321 Social distancing only applies to humans, so you're fine. 1.4427 0.03685 314 203 83 28
322 I said LATER 1.4423 0.03646 312 200 86 26
323 Excuse me, but do you have any Grey Poupon? 1.4423 0.03838 312 207 72 33
324 He enforces our 'No Pets' policy. 1.4423 0.03729 312 203 80 29
325 It's OK...he's been tested. 1.4423 0.03589 312 198 90 24
326 He always recommends the partially decomposed deer carcass, but most customers prefer the house salad. 1.4423 0.03646 312 200 86 26
327 We charge an arm and a leg. 1.4422 0.03722 303 195 82 26
328 The outbreak has forced us to substitute fresh-caught with sewer-raised. 1.4407 0.03761 295 193 76 26
329 Yeah, but he *thinks* he's a seal. 1.4404 0.03902 302 201 69 32
330 Easy now. She’s a good tipper. 1.4404 0.03470 302 189 94 19
331 Does your emotional support alligator want anything? 1.4404 0.03846 302 199 73 30
332 It keeps our diners six feet apart. 1.4404 0.03640 302 192 87 23
333 We just hired him, he's in charge of social distancing. 1.4400 0.03687 300 207 62 31
334 I'll have what she's having, after she has it. 1.4393 0.03929 305 205 66 34
335 Don't mean to hurry you, but I think he's waiting for your table. 1.4385 0.03767 301 196 78 27
336 He thinks that he is related to your purse" 1.4385 0.03617 301 191 88 22
337 Don't be nervous -- he eats here all the time! 1.4373 0.03666 295 188 85 22
338 Don’t mind him, he’s used to measure social distancing. 1.4367 0.03129 300 201 77 22
339 Don't worry, it's a dry cough you need to be concerned about. 1.4362 0.03822 298 196 74 28
340 I said I would see you later! 1.4358 0.03750 296 192 79 25
341 Your emotional support animal just ate our busboy. 1.4354 0.03829 294 196 71 27
342 There was a reason this table was free. 1.4354 0.03829 294 193 74 27
343 So what'll it be? Pull my finger or wrestle that gator? 1.4354 0.03889 294 203 58 33
344 Relax, she's not wearing that kind of shoe. 1.4354 0.03829 294 193 74 27
345 The lady at table 9 is complaining that your support alligator ate her support husband. 1.4354 0.03705 294 189 82 23
346 Actually, those aren't genuine tears. 1.4354 0.03798 294 192 76 26
347 You're awfully noisy for someone raised on a golf course. 1.4354 0.03768 294 191 78 25
348 For the last time, there is no ‘Capt. Hook Special’ 1.4336 0.03904 286 189 70 27
349 We haven't had a single dine and dash since we hired Al. 1.4331 0.03987 284 190 65 29
350 The gator is available grilled, blackened or belting out a blues tune in G. 1.4331 0.04048 284 192 61 31
351 That’s actually a misconception! We can see you later or after a while. It depends on our schedule. 1.4331 0.03860 284 186 73 25
352 This isn’t even the most Florida thing that’s happened to me today. 1.4330 0.03855 291 192 72 27
353 That is our new rapid composting program. 1.4330 0.03886 291 193 70 28
354 This is the last time I'm going to tell you, we serve alligator , but not alligators 1.4330 0.03825 291 191 74 26
355 I’ll have the woman, raw. Hold the chair. 1.4330 0.03794 291 190 76 25
356 'I've told you, snappy hour finishes at 7.' 1.4325 0.03748 289 187 79 23
357 If you can't finish your meal, Al will finish it for you. If you do finish your meal, watch your back. 1.4325 0.03780 289 188 77 24
358 I apologize. I said, "see you later" I meant, "in a while." 1.4325 0.03936 289 193 67 29
359 Our regular security guard is in quarantine. 1.4316 0.03817 285 186 75 24
360 I'll see you later. 1.4316 0.03817 285 186 75 24
361 Will I see you later or in a while? 1.4316 0.03944 285 190 67 28
362 Yeah, we've moved past composting. 1.4316 0.03817 285 186 75 24
363 I'm finishing my shift, so my colleague will be taking care of you. 1.4316 0.03913 285 189 69 27
364 Not to alarm you, but I don’t think that’s your seeing eye dog. 1.4316 0.03975 285 191 65 29
365 He only emerges when I come within six feet 1.4316 0.03817 285 186 75 24
366 He'll have what you're having. 1.4316 0.03849 285 187 73 25
367 No, she is not on the take-out menu! 1.4316 0.03913 285 189 69 27
368 Our chef has a very unique solution to avoid customer complaints. 1.4316 0.02854 285 205 64 16
369 He's not hungry. He just wants to be petted. 1.4316 0.03849 285 187 73 25
370 Generalized anxiety was becoming passe. 1.4312 0.04228 276 191 51 34
371 The alligator soup takes a little longer to prepare. 1.4311 0.03803 283 184 76 23
372 As you can see the gator is fresh. 1.4311 0.03617 283 186 76 21
373 THIS is what happens when you don't drain the swamp 1.4311 0.03932 283 188 68 27
374 No! Only one customer a day! 1.4311 0.03932 283 188 68 27
375 I don't understand it either. He just showed up a few days ago and hasn't done anything but sing old show tunes. 1.4301 0.03773 279 180 78 21
376 He’s in charge of complaints. 1.4296 0.03791 277 179 77 21
377 That used to be the smoking section, but we've since pivoted it to be exclusively for Yelp reviewers. 1.4296 0.03650 277 185 69 23
378 The alligator is to die for. 1.4296 0.03960 277 184 67 26
379 Don't worry. That's not a "dry cough". 1.4296 0.03825 277 182 72 23
380 Crocodile Rock again. He thinks he's Elton John. 1.4291 0.04144 275 188 56 31
381 It's okay, he's vegan. 1.4291 0.03941 282 188 67 27
382 He said he’d like to try your spare ribs. 1.4281 0.03981 278 186 65 27
383 He'll have you. 1.4275 0.03799 276 179 76 21
384 We've introduced social distancing gators in order to ensure the safety of our guests. 1.4275 0.03799 276 179 76 21
385 Don't blame me - it wasn't my idea to drain the swamp. 1.4275 0.03834 276 191 57 28
386 No, she does not taste like chicken. 1.4275 0.03834 276 180 74 22
387 I SAID see you LATER Alligator! 1.4275 0.04195 276 191 52 33
388 If he asks to join you, say no. He never picks up the check. 1.4275 0.03969 276 184 66 26
389 The tip is entirely at your discretion. 1.4270 0.04023 274 184 63 27
390 We get 'em straight from the sewers, so you know they're fresh. 1.4254 0.03912 268 176 70 22
391 I'm the waiter, alligator. 1.4254 0.03876 268 175 72 21
392 Same idea as a lobster tank. At other Trump resorts we have baby seal, polar bear, turtle, and shark fin. 1.4254 0.04155 268 183 56 29
393 Ignore that. 1.4254 0.03912 268 176 70 22
394 Whatcha doing? You know you're not allowed to have people food! 1.4254 0.03983 268 178 66 24
395 No, he likes you, it's just that the last customer who sat there had a crocodile bag. 1.4254 0.03691 268 170 82 16
396 Bus your own table, scraps go there. Oh, watch your hands. 1.4249 0.03791 273 177 76 20
397 Croc au vin is the specialty of the house. 1.4249 0.03826 273 178 74 21
398 As you can see, our new refuse disposal system is now totally green -- with a yellowish under-belly. 1.4249 0.03965 273 182 66 25
399 Not yet, Ralph. We still haven't seen what size tip she leaves. 1.4249 0.03861 273 179 72 22
400 I think he wants what you're having. 1.4249 0.03719 273 175 80 18
401 The whole alligators in the sewers thing is a myth. That's actually a crocodile. 1.4248 0.03878 266 176 68 22
402 Well yes, that is one way to keep people at a 6ft distance. 1.4244 0.03810 271 176 75 20
403 Quit bothering the customers or I am going to ask the chef to add Cajun dishes to the menu. 1.4244 0.03881 271 178 71 22
404 Yes, our alligator soup is fresh. 1.4244 0.03845 271 177 73 21
405 He only eats vegans. 1.4244 0.03881 271 185 62 24
406 We recommend that you remain at least 6 feet away from one another at all times. 1.4244 0.03737 271 174 79 18
407 We call him Tipwell. 1.4244 0.03810 271 176 75 20
408 Yes, ma’am, new state law says we’re allowed to provide plastic straws to any customer willing to cross that moat to get them. 1.4226 0.04084 265 179 60 26
409 No Croque Madame for you! 1.4219 0.04150 256 173 58 25
410 He also does a pretty mean "I Did It My Way." 1.4202 0.03949 257 169 68 20
411 Yes, we recycle everything. 1.4198 0.03782 262 169 76 17
412 It's our catch of the day. 1.4198 0.03782 262 169 76 17
413 She lives on table scraps; but she lives for bad tippers. 1.4198 0.03821 262 170 74 18
414 This is the reason we’re out of the salmon, by the way. 1.4186 0.03860 258 168 72 18
415 Ma’am didn’t you come here with three children? 1.4186 0.04013 258 172 64 22
416 No begging, Royce, and stop giving her ‘I just ate a puppy dog’ eyes. 1.4186 0.04051 258 173 62 23
417 Medium rare, rare, or endangered? 1.4186 0.03937 258 170 68 20
418 Just remember to keep your hands above the table at all times. 1.4186 0.03781 258 166 76 16
419 This one bites from behind. He's called a 'talegator' 1.4186 0.04268 258 179 50 29
420 We found that spacing the tables out wasn't enough .. 1.4186 0.04051 258 173 62 23
421 We find they really help enforce social distancing here. 1.4153 0.04145 248 170 54 24
422 I really can’t say that draining the swamp has helped our business much. 1.4153 0.04203 248 169 55 24
423 Didn’t I tell you I’d see you later? 1.4153 0.04045 248 165 63 20
424 He helps with social distancing between tables. 1.4153 0.04242 248 170 53 25
425 He enforces the social distancing policy. 1.4153 0.04045 248 165 63 20
426 Right? I thought the same, but it's a crocodile, not an alligator. 1.4153 0.04045 248 165 63 20
427 We take our social distancing VERY seriously 1.4153 0.04203 248 169 55 24
428 Our policy requires that service alligators must be leashed. 1.4153 0.04004 248 164 65 19
429 You were the one who didn't want to sit under the AC vent. 1.4153 0.03963 248 163 67 18
430 The good news is we no longer have a rodent problem. 1.4153 0.03795 248 159 75 14
431 Believe it or not, it’s a lot cheaper than composting. 1.4153 0.03922 248 162 69 17
432 He's our founder- Ray Croc 1.4150 0.04028 253 169 63 21
433 Don't feed him. He's not allowed to beg. 1.4150 0.03988 253 168 65 20
434 What part of “see you later” don’t you understand? 1.4150 0.03869 253 170 64 19
435 He helps with social distancing. 1.4150 0.03703 253 161 79 13
436 The architect and the wildlife biologist settled on this compromise after four bottles of sake. 1.4150 0.04292 253 176 49 28
437 She called for the waiter, not the 'gater! 1.4150 0.04105 253 171 59 23
438 I'm sorry. He's just trying to encourage people to stay at home. 1.4150 0.03745 253 162 77 14
439 Cover that cough! 1.4150 0.03988 253 172 59 22
440 I told you it would cost an arm and a leg. 1.4150 0.04143 253 172 57 24
441 Of course, you don't have to tip 20%. 1.4143 0.04089 251 169 60 22
442 Sorry, no emotional support animals allowed. 1.4137 0.03868 249 167 63 19
443 We have not received a single bad online review, ever 1.4137 0.03868 249 162 71 16
444 Is that a support alligator? 1.4137 0.03868 249 162 71 16
445 We're going with a greener garbage disposal option. 1.4137 0.04032 249 166 63 20
446 You're the one who said to 'make it snappy'. 1.4137 0.04190 249 170 55 24
447 Compost goes in the bin behind you. 1.4137 0.04032 249 166 63 20
448 I already told you--no shirt, no shoes, no service! 1.4137 0.04072 249 167 61 21
449 I know it’s your favorite table, but she had a reservation. 1.4137 0.04151 249 169 57 23
450 I'm sorry, miss, but that is not a service animal. 1.4137 0.03992 249 165 65 19
451 We have an organic food waste disposal system. 1.4137 0.03951 249 164 67 18
452 He's just here to keep New Yorkers out. 1.4137 0.04266 249 172 51 26
453 Which one of you ordered the water buffalo? 1.4137 0.04341 249 174 47 28
454 Ma'am, you'll need to leave him outside, unless he's an emotional support gator. 1.4130 0.03165 247 176 58 13
455 We’re allowed to stay open because wacky restaurants with one incongruous element are classified as an essential service. 1.4130 0.04252 247 170 52 25
456 Your tears don't work with us 1.4130 0.03972 247 163 66 18
457 No, you've already had your diner for today! 1.4130 0.03889 247 161 70 16
458 We suggest a tip of at least twenty percent. 1.4130 0.03803 247 159 74 14
459 So will I be seeing you later or in a while? 1.4122 0.04118 245 167 56 22
460 He solved our rodent problem, and now he's taken a liking to our customers. 1.4115 0.03930 243 159 68 16
461 We have a zero-waste policy, so give any left-overs to him. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
462 I told you, you don't clear the tables until they're done. 1.4098 0.02904 244 176 51 17
463 It's our new bio-composter...and eventually, a handbag. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
464 The premium menu would have cost an arm and a leg. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
465 This little guy is just here to make sure you maintain a safe six foot distance from the next table over. 1.4098 0.04003 244 162 64 18
466 Care to edit that Yelp review? 1.4098 0.04003 244 162 64 18
467 For the last time, Clyde, I agree that 'urban legend' is a hurtful and demeaning expression. 1.4098 0.04045 244 167 56 21
468 most people just come here for a quick bite. 1.4098 0.04045 244 163 62 19
469 The cafe added them to enforce a safe distance between tables, but now we've got to teach them to stop begging. 1.4098 0.04087 244 166 57 21
470 It's okay. He comes in every day at this time for a bite. 1.4098 0.03764 244 159 71 14
471 Don't give him the spinach, you don't have to brush his teeth. 1.4098 0.03362 244 171 59 14
472 You can ignore him -- for a while. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
473 Tipping is 'appreciated' if you know what'I mean. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
474 It’s across the moat and down the hall on the left. 1.4098 0.04128 244 165 58 21
475 You can take that up with the manager right there. 1.4098 0.03557 244 168 63 13
476 That's tonight's special: the croq au vin. 1.4098 0.04128 244 165 58 21
477 Not yet. She might still leave a tip. 1.4098 0.04168 244 166 56 22
478 For the last time, snappy hour doesn't start until five. 1.4098 0.04168 244 166 56 22
479 It's our way of ensuring social distancing between tables 1.4098 0.03875 244 159 70 15
480 He claims you’re wearing his brother. 1.4098 0.04087 244 164 60 20
481 Second time today he has tried to escape the croc-pot! 1.4098 0.04168 244 166 56 22
482 Yes, the social distancing moat is new. 1.4098 0.04128 244 165 58 21
483 Feel free to write down your complaint and put it in our suggestion croc. 1.4093 0.04084 237 158 61 18
484 That's our new swamp-to-table selection. 1.4093 0.03905 237 154 69 14
485 Tastes just like chicken? Don't make him laugh. 1.4093 0.04084 237 158 61 18
486 Please don't talk about your new shoes. He's very sensitive. 1.4093 0.03859 237 157 64 15
487 He's just admiring your crocs. 1.4093 0.04040 237 157 63 17
488 Let me explain about our fresh 'Catch of the Day'. You have to catch it yourself. 1.4093 0.04040 237 157 63 17
489 This is the catch of the day 1.4093 0.04040 237 156 63 17
490 Solomon, down! She's paying. 1.4093 0.04128 237 159 59 19
491 Since we decided to keep our restaurant open, we thought we would offer our customers something less frightening than contracting the coronavirus and giving it to their grandparents. 1.4093 0.04128 237 159 59 19
492 When you’re finished, please put your compostables in the alligator. 1.4093 0.04128 237 159 59 19
493 She only does that when we serve turtle soup. 1.4093 0.02684 237 173 49 15
494 I already told you I’d see you later!” 1.4093 0.03996 237 156 65 16
495 don't worry; he's vegan 1.4091 0.04110 242 163 59 20
496 It wouldn't cost you an arm and a leg to give him your sushi 1.4091 0.03873 242 162 63 17
497 These social distancing measures are really getting out of hand 1.4091 0.04068 242 162 61 19
498 We accept finger tips 1.4083 0.03916 240 167 54 19
499 We ran out of lobsters 1.4076 0.04283 238 167 47 24
500 It is not really being on a diet if you eat everyone. 1.4076 0.04241 238 163 53 22
501 He always does that when we play Crocodile Rock. 1.4076 0.04071 238 161 58 19
502 He, too, would recommend the seared catfish. 1.4076 0.04324 238 165 49 24
503 Despite the bravado, he is a very picky eater. 1.4076 0.04027 238 163 55 20
504 I believe he knew your dinner. 1.4076 0.03983 238 157 65 16
505 He'll be back with your order in a snap. 1.4068 0.03960 236 155 66 15
506 You aren't lying when you say service here is snappy. 1.4068 0.04138 236 159 58 19
507 Our spice vendor confused cumin and caiman again. 1.4068 0.04094 236 158 60 18
508 And now Al will tell you about the non-vegan specials. 1.4068 0.01339 236 171 56 9
509 It just helps with social distancing. 1.4068 0.04266 236 162 52 22
510 It's how we ensure social distancing. 1.4068 0.04308 236 163 50 23
511 Humor him. In the alligator community, being able to do "crocodile tears" is a big deal. 1.4068 0.04050 236 157 62 17
512 That's the way out for customers that don't leave a tip. 1.4068 0.04138 236 159 58 19
513 And that’s why we’re not puppy-friendly. 1.4068 0.04224 236 161 54 21
514 He recommends the antelope. 1.4068 0.03914 236 154 68 14
515 And that's the reason we're all out of frogs' legs and coq au vin 1.4068 0.04005 236 156 64 16
516 Don't feed him. It only encourages his begging. 1.4068 0.04094 236 158 60 18
517 Yeah, but you don't see any mice now, do you? 1.4060 0.04050 234 158 58 18
518 We wanted the restaurant to be more Instagrammable. 1.4035 0.04415 228 159 46 23
519 That section is reserved for food critics. 1.4034 0.04172 233 158 56 19
520 It's a good thing you're not wearing Lacoste. 1.4034 0.03944 233 153 66 14
521 Down, Ally; how many times have I told you not to beg at the table. 1.4034 0.04037 233 155 62 16
522 He seems happy now but later he'll be in a stew. 1.4034 0.04037 233 155 62 16
523 Yeaahh, if you don't tip him, he's just going to go on like that all night. 1.4034 0.03990 233 154 64 15
524 No, it’s ‘See you later, Carl.’ The name’s Carl. 1.4034 0.04127 233 157 58 18
525 He's here to enforce social distancing in the dining room. 1.4034 0.03944 233 153 66 14
526 You said you wanted to speak to the manager 1.4026 0.03175 231 176 42 13
527 It is not his tears I am worried about,its his droplets! 1.4026 0.04372 231 161 47 23
528 Sorry, we don’t have Gatorade 1.4026 0.03966 231 152 65 14
529 OK, so I'm wearing your cousin on my feet! 1.4026 0.02992 231 169 53 9
530 We've stepped up our "social distancing" measures. 1.4026 0.04106 231 155 59 17
531 We laid off our busboy, just throw it in the moat. 1.4026 0.04106 231 155 59 17
532 He eats first. 1.4017 0.03964 229 160 50 19
533 He likes your shoes. 1.4017 0.03940 229 150 66 13
534 It's the latest in garbage disposals. 1.4017 0.04399 229 160 46 23
535 I’m sorry, but we’ll need to see a doctor’s note for your Service Crocodile. 1.4009 0.04046 222 149 58 15
536 How do we uphold our Social Distancing rules you ask? 1.4009 0.04121 222 148 59 15
537 We take social distancing very seriously. 1.4009 0.04059 227 151 61 15
538 Didn't I say I'd see you later? 1.4009 0.04154 227 153 57 17
539 The President knows you're unemployed. Look, he's shedding tears for you. 1.4009 0.04201 227 154 55 18
540 Well, he thought it was funny! 1.4009 0.04382 227 161 43 23
541 He saying the chicken is fresh. 1.4009 0.04292 227 156 51 20
542 Relax. He's overjoyed that we are as endangered as he is. 1.4009 0.04382 227 158 47 22
543 First of all, it's a crocodile, not an alligator. 1.4009 0.04338 227 157 49 21
544 Well, this is awkward...that guy ordered 'you, medium rare.' 1.4009 0.04201 227 154 55 18
545 Sure, my manager is right over there. 1.4009 0.04338 227 157 49 21
546 Our boss went to some College in Florida. 1.4000 0.03780 225 144 72 9
547 Are you sure you want to send that back? 1.4000 0.03883 225 146 68 11
548 You said to make it snappy. 1.4000 0.04319 225 155 50 20
549 Not her, she tips well. 1.4000 0.03984 225 148 64 13
550 You know you need to wait until she finishes and pays. 1.4000 0.04131 225 151 58 16
551 Her previous owner let her beg at the table. 1.4000 0.03934 225 147 66 12
552 Yes, I'm an actor too, and no, I didn't see you in Peter Pan. 1.4000 0.03984 225 148 64 13
553 Welcome to Tampa! 1.4000 0.04082 225 150 60 15
554 It's either this or the table by the bathroom. 1.4000 0.04226 225 153 54 18
555 And our fresh seafood of the day is snapper. 1.4000 0.04179 225 152 56 17
556 You’re right! He’s not six feet away. 1.4000 0.04179 225 152 56 17
557 You go back and sit down. I told you it would be awhile, we're swamped. 1.4000 0.03181 225 162 48 15
558 Don’t be alarmed, he’s vegan. 1.3991 0.04155 223 150 57 16
559 Hey, cover your mouth when you cough. 1.3991 0.04204 223 151 55 17
560 Ally helps us enforce our social distancing rules. 1.3991 0.04204 223 151 55 17
561 You can go back to your storm drain. She ordered the chicken. 1.3991 0.04155 223 150 57 16
562 Ignore him. We close before high tide 1.3991 0.04057 223 148 61 14
563 Statistically, he's actually less dangerous that you'd think. 1.3991 0.04155 223 150 57 16
564 We had a dine-‘n-dash problem a couple of years ago. 1.3991 0.04251 223 152 53 18
565 Our croc pot is cooked to order 1.3982 0.04466 221 155 44 22
566 This is our social distancing protocol. His name is Pete. 1.3982 0.04419 221 154 46 21
567 Now listen Sweetheart, all you can eat day is tomorrow. 1.3982 0.03979 221 151 55 15
568 All I’m going to say is the suggested tip is 20% 1.3982 0.04081 221 147 60 14
569 We had a hippo, but this guy’s edgier. 1.3982 0.04277 221 151 52 18
570 Best scoot this way. Social distance for that one is 10 ft. 1.3982 0.03979 221 145 64 12
571 If you don’t like what you ordered, just throw it over your shoulder 1.3982 0.03820 221 142 70 9
572 Gatoraid? 1.3982 0.04180 221 149 56 16
573 He just likes to know where his next meal is coming from. 1.3982 0.03874 221 143 68 10
574 Don't worry, an urban legend can't hurt you. 1.3982 0.04277 221 151 52 18
575 This is Leslie and she'll be training with me today. 1.3955 0.03935 220 144 65 11
576 Hey Phil, the garbage disposal is acting up again! 1.3945 0.04315 218 150 50 18
577 I keep telling people to stop feeding the urban myth! 1.3945 0.04459 218 153 44 21
578 That is Ally, our new tip jar. 1.3945 0.04114 218 146 58 14
579 Now for your leftovers, we’ve ditched plastic and gone green. 1.3945 0.04412 218 152 46 20
580 He’s our best customer. 1.3945 0.04165 218 147 56 15
581 What part of "see you later alligator" that you don't understand? 1.3945 0.04114 218 146 58 14
582 Don’t encourage him 1.3945 0.04315 218 150 50 18
583 Cheapest garbage disposal we've ever had. 1.3945 0.04266 218 149 52 17
584 It costs an arm and a leg to keep him fed. Care to contribute? 1.3935 0.03757 216 151 52 13
585 Tastes like chicken, but with a bite to it 1.3935 0.04139 216 145 57 14
586 Our dress code is casual. But no Crocs! 1.3935 0.04391 216 150 47 19
587 They drained the swamp. THAT is the Stimulus Package. 1.3935 0.04391 216 150 47 19
588 Due to budget cuts, Food Network and Animal Planet will now be sharing studio space. 1.3935 0.04536 216 153 41 22
589 Just ignore him. 1.3927 0.03370 219 163 38 18
590 He's been ill-tempered since that real estate developer promised to "drain the swamp” but absolutely hysterical since the Department of Justice ruled that he couldn't eat a sitting President. 1.3925 0.04164 214 149 49 16
591 ''On the bright side - it solved our rat problem'' 1.3915 0.04189 212 143 55 14
592 It’s to help the kids learn social distancing. 1.3915 0.04136 212 142 57 13
593 As you can see, our alligator soup is definitely fresh! 1.3915 0.01921 212 160 42 10
594 It tastes just like chicken, I promise 1.3915 0.03970 212 139 63 10
595 She said, "see you later, alligater !" Now back into the kitchen! 1.3915 0.03856 212 149 50 13
596 I was here before her. 1.3915 0.04081 212 141 59 12
597 Don’t let it bother you, I’m up to my ass in them everyday. 1.3915 0.04136 212 142 57 13
598 If you beg one more customer for the matzoh balls, it's back to the aquarium! 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
599 NO SOUP FOR YOU ! 1.3915 0.04548 212 150 41 21
600 He's part of Florida's new social distancing enforcement 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
601 Quarantine made politicians shed their human vessels 1.3915 0.04645 212 152 37 23
602 Just ignore him. He already gets all the leftovers. 1.3915 0.03393 212 142 63 7
603 And that is why all our members achieve their goals in the pool in a remarkably short time. 1.3915 0.04295 212 147 48 17
604 We took him in when his swamp got drained. 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
605 and it's all completely fresh, now that we're Swamp to Table. 1.3915 0.04448 212 148 45 19
606 I hope you'll fill out the feedback survey on the back of your check. No pressure. 1.3915 0.04026 212 140 61 11
607 Crocodile tears will not get you a table 1.3915 0.03827 212 146 52 12
608 Please forgive the delay on your frites. The kitchen is swamped. 1.3915 0.03970 212 149 50 13
609 Just how is he "emotionally" supportive? 1.3915 0.04346 212 146 49 17
610 He's our social distancing steward. 1.3915 0.04136 212 142 57 13
611 He gets to choose from the 5 worst tippers each week 1.3915 0.04189 212 143 55 14
612 We can stay open if we have an alligators between each table. 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
613 If that's your service animal, where's his little yellow vest? 1.3915 0.04548 212 150 41 21
614 ...and we've totally upgraded our paleo options. 1.3915 0.04136 212 142 57 13
615 I don’t eat it myself, but I’m told it’s like chicken. 1.3915 0.03491 212 145 59 8
616 It was this whole big marketing thing. But then, Snap ate Crackle and Pop. 1.3915 0.04346 212 146 49 17
617 The way it works is you grab the gator you like, and we cook it for you 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
618 We forgot to drain the swamp, again. 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
619 Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! 1.3915 0.04448 212 148 45 19
620 We’ve instructed him to remain at least six feet from the customers. 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
621 I'd order the frog legs for him. 1.3915 0.04136 212 142 57 13
622 Sir! If you’re here for take out we have to put her in a box. 1.3915 0.04645 212 152 37 23
623 He’s here to help with social distancing. 1.3915 0.04189 212 143 55 14
624 And now for your entertainment, singing “Crocodile Rock”.... 1.3915 0.04448 212 148 45 19
625 We hired Frank here to help enforce social distancing. 1.3915 0.04242 212 144 53 15
626 5 stars, ok? 1.3915 0.04346 212 146 49 17
627 He single-handedly cut dining and dashing by 80%." 1.3915 0.04189 212 143 55 14
628 As you can see our meat is locally sourced and table-fed. 1.3915 0.04189 212 143 55 14
629 Will your husband be joining us, Mrs. Hook 1.3915 0.04398 212 147 47 18
630 He takes requests...but I'd suggest you tip. 1.3915 0.02857 212 157 47 8
631 Excuse me but, you should be wearing a mask if you are going to be spreading your respiratory droplets. 1.3915 0.03189 212 157 42 13
632 Some restaurants offer only fish or lobsters live. 1.3915 0.04295 212 145 51 16
633 . . and then the house special is Snapper 1.3915 0.04054 212 146 53 13
634 He's my therapy gator. 1.3913 0.04420 207 143 47 17
635 We've gone all-organic with our disposal system. 1.3883 0.04323 206 141 50 15
636 This is the lobster tank of the South. 1.3883 0.04431 206 143 46 17
637 If this is your first time visiting us there’s a caution statement I need to read. 1.3883 0.04378 206 142 48 16
638 It’s best to ignore him. He’s looking for attention. 1.3883 0.04323 206 141 50 15
639 I've got to work. I said I'd see you 'LATER!' 1.3883 0.04323 206 141 50 15
640 Did you say,"waiter" or "gator"? 1.3883 0.04268 206 140 52 14
641 Listen, you and I both know you don't like women! 1.3883 0.04431 206 143 46 17
642 He insists he's unable to cough into his elbow. 1.3883 0.04431 206 143 46 17
643 I blame Global Warming. 1.3883 0.04323 206 141 50 15
644 Leave her alone. You’ve had enough treats for one day. 1.3883 0.04212 206 139 54 13
645 It’s what makes this a “Florida-style” café. 1.3883 0.04268 206 140 52 14
646 We should really get him a mask. 1.3883 0.04485 206 144 44 18
647 Let’s try this; see ya later. 1.3854 0.04389 205 142 47 16
648 It's our new composting system, just toss him your leftovers. 1.3854 0.04222 205 139 53 13
649 “The bad news is the washrooms are downstairs. The good news is they are spotlessly clean.” 1.3854 0.04136 205 142 49 14
650 Don't worry, he totally gets social distancing. 1.3854 0.04222 205 139 53 13
651 Shoulda flushed him when he was little. 1.3854 0.04222 205 139 53 13
652 Tell me, does the 'chef salad' include the chef? 1.3854 0.04497 205 144 43 18
653 We were having trouble enforcing social distancing until we hired this little guy. Problem solved. 1.3854 0.04222 205 139 53 13
654 I said I'll see ya later! 1.3854 0.04165 205 138 55 12
655 I’ll have you know, we had alligator moats between tables before social distancing was popular. 1.3854 0.04165 205 138 55 12
656 Ok, but only if she doesn’t pay her bill. 1.3854 0.04279 205 140 51 14
657 We can’t get him to sing anything but scales. 1.3850 0.04409 200 138 47 15
658 Don't point at me. If you'd followed ADA regulations regarding railings, I wouldn't have fallen in. 1.3842 0.04527 203 143 42 18
659 For the last time, stop begging at the table. Your lunch will taste better once she’s finished her meal. 1.3842 0.03921 203 145 44 14
660 He takes both requests AND small mammals. 1.3842 0.04473 203 142 44 17
661 We used to have a problem with people staying too long after their meals. 1.3842 0.04133 203 136 56 11
662 The health department says we can’t wear open-toed shoes, so all the cooks ordered crocs 1.3838 0.04663 198 141 38 19
663 Would you like that crocodile to go? 1.3835 0.04425 206 144 45 17
664 Yes THAT is why we don’t serve Gatorade 1.3835 0.04063 206 147 43 16
665 I told you, for the 100th time, we don’t have people bites! 1.3835 0.04206 206 140 53 13
666 Actually, it's faster and more eco-friendly than composting 1.3835 0.04425 206 144 45 17
667 They can smell our turtle soup from a mile away 1.3835 0.04206 206 140 53 13
668 The alligator is fresh. 1.3831 0.04276 201 137 51 13
669 He's a reporter for Britbart 1.3831 0.04158 201 147 36 18
670 Al's helping us convert to a zero-waste policy. 1.3831 0.04217 201 136 53 12
671 We finally found an ecologically sound means of garbage disposal. 1.3831 0.04276 201 137 51 13
672 You’re sitting in his seat. 1.3831 0.04447 201 140 45 16
673 May I recommend the alligator? It has a certain bite to it. 1.3831 0.04158 201 140 47 14
674 Once you feed 'em you never get rid of them. 1.3827 0.03972 196 128 61 7
675 He handles all the mediation for our consumer disputes 1.3827 0.04468 196 136 45 15
676 Don’t give that guy the bathroom code. He hasn’t bought anything all day and his tears are fake. 1.3827 0.04409 196 135 47 14
677 Sorry, we have a broken sewer line. 1.3827 0.04102 196 130 57 9
678 You should of thought of that before you ate your waitress 1.3819 0.04304 199 136 49 13
679 As long as you stay 6 feet away, you should be fine. 1.3819 0.04123 199 133 56 10
680 We've prepared for the next garbage strike. 1.3819 0.04029 199 144 39 16
681 People like to pick their lobster in the tank, so we just figured... 1.3819 0.04244 199 135 52 12
682 That's where we seat people with 'gluten sensitivities.' 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
683 Now pipe down, you. I did NOT say you taste like chicken! 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
684 Eat or be eaten. It's that simple. 1.3819 0.04362 199 137 48 14
685 Would you like our soup served in a bowl or in a croc? 1.3819 0.03803 199 143 43 13
686 You'd be surprised at how much less expensive he is than a garbage disposal. 1.3819 0.04123 199 133 56 10
687 The croc monsieur is terrific 1.3819 0.04477 199 139 44 16
688 The alligator is very fresh. 1.3819 0.04154 199 136 51 12
689 There are pros and cons to setting up shop in a mixed-use development. 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
690 Relax, he’s forbidden to eat from the table. 1.3819 0.04184 199 134 54 11
691 The boss had him installed after one too many bad Yelp reviews. 1.3819 0.04533 199 140 42 17
692 You are what he’s having. 1.3819 0.04244 199 135 52 12
693 He's asking whether you're still working on it. 1.3819 0.04304 199 136 50 13
694 That's our personal distancer 1.3819 0.04420 199 138 46 15
695 Thought a gator pool would be more interesting than a lobster tank. 1.3814 0.04317 194 132 50 12
696 It wasn't our tuna salad that made you sick, it was that deer you swallowed whole. 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
697 Not to drop any hints, but please don't leave a bad Yelp review. 1.3795 0.03845 195 139 44 12
698 Oh him? He encourages our generous tip policy here. 1.3795 0.03775 195 145 34 16
699 I SAID: see ya later! 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
700 Snapper you said? 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
701 He was going to be on the menu, but we just fell in love with the adorable little fella. 1.3795 0.03980 195 132 54 9
702 Or for a small fee you can use the side door. 1.3795 0.04237 195 132 52 11
703 If you do curbside delivery, I'll take her." 1.3795 0.04653 195 139 38 18
704 That fella right there was locally-raised in the Gowanus Canal. 1.3795 0.04538 195 137 42 16
705 Your tip is subject to his approval 1.3795 0.02765 195 148 41 6
706 Everything is organic here including our garbage disposal. 1.3795 0.04480 195 136 44 15
707 Is she bothering you? 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
708 Go away! You're in the wrong cartoon. 1.3795 0.04710 195 140 36 19
709 How many times have I told you,'No begging.' 1.3795 0.04480 195 136 44 15
710 The special today is Alligator soup and steak combo, and for an extra $30 we can have your handbag ready by the time you finish dessert. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
711 I’ll let you know after she leaves her tip. 1.3795 0.04237 195 132 52 11
712 He’s very good for promoting social distancing. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
713 Enough with the crocodile tears. It isn't all about you. 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
714 You're safer being closer to me than that server! 1.3795 0.04480 195 136 44 15
715 He seems to like your shoes. 1.3795 0.04046 195 129 58 8
716 How many times do I have to say it, I’ll see you later! 1.3795 0.04538 195 137 42 16
717 And he handles all customer complaints. 1.3795 0.04046 195 136 47 12
718 No, it's not Coronavirus. He just coughs to get attention. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
719 You won’t like this one, she’s vegan 1.3795 0.04237 195 132 52 11
720 So that’s your emotional support animal? 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
721 Our breakfast special today: croc-monsieur. 1.3795 0.04596 195 138 40 17
722 That’s not 6 feet 1.3795 0.04480 195 136 44 15
723 We replaced the lobster tank when we went Southern Style. 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
724 Keep your distance. Alligators can’t wash their hands. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
725 Don't worry. Like most of our clientele, he's vegan. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
726 They grow up so fast, don’t they? I remember when he was so little and used to like to sit close to you on your polo shirt. 1.3795 0.04110 195 138 46 11
727 We are serving a different type of snapper tonight. 1.3795 0.04538 195 137 42 16
728 Hey You, sneeze into your elbow! 1.3795 0.04653 195 139 38 18
729 This is how we handle bad Yelp reviews. 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
730 We just taught him how to yodel. 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
731 I don’t care if he’s your support animal. He can’t have any more chickens. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
732 That’s an alligator, not a crocodile. You rarely see crocs in a Cuban restaurant north of Miami. 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
733 We serve this dish a la moat. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
734 And I thought the sharks at the bar were a hassle 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
735 He's enforcing the social distancing guidelines. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
736 I recommend the Croc Monsieur 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
737 And then he'll say "After awhile crocrodile." 1.3795 0.04360 195 134 48 13
738 And Snapchat here is our emotional support alligator. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
739 If you can catch him, your meal is free and we'll make you a brand new pair of shoes with matching handbag. 1.3795 0.04420 195 135 46 14
740 She likes food that likes our food. 1.3795 0.04596 195 138 40 17
741 The service industry is not without its pitfalls. 1.3795 0.04596 195 138 40 17
742 He told you he’d see ya later... 1.3795 0.03879 195 138 46 11
743 He says it may taste like chicken, but it’s not chicken. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
744 You can get your phone on Tuesday. It happens more often than than you'd think. 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
745 He thanks you for not ordering the special. 1.3795 0.04110 195 130 56 9
746 A gratuity of twenty-five percent is suggested. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
747 The sign says no Lacoste shoes for a reason, ma'am. 1.3795 0.04299 195 133 50 12
748 No dessert till you’ve finished table nine.” 1.3795 0.04174 195 131 54 10
749 I've told you a hundred times, no begging at the table. 1.3782 0.04510 193 135 43 15
750 Frankly, 'Pick Your Own Lobster' was getting a little boring. 1.3770 0.04228 191 129 52 10
751 'He's here to remind you to leave a tip.' 1.3770 0.04481 191 133 44 12
752 He'll look cute and beg, but please don't feed him. 1.3770 0.04542 191 134 42 15
753 and make it snappy! 1.3770 0.04228 191 129 52 10
754 And that's today's special. 1.3770 0.04027 191 126 58 7
755 You give me any more shit about my apron, I swear to Moses, I will go Steve Irwin on your ass. 1.3770 0.04542 191 134 42 15
756 Oh him, Frank's my comfort alligator. 1.3770 0.04542 191 134 42 15
757 Either I get 20%, or he does. 1.3757 0.04321 189 129 49 11
758 No, you can't eat her. But if we can find the architect, the sewer commissioner, or even the cartoonist, you can eat him. 1.3757 0.04755 189 136 35 18
759 They only start to show up when the hippos leave. 1.3757 0.04188 189 134 42 13
760 He is just here for karaoke night. He does the best Crocodile Rock! 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
761 Amazon Delivery is kaput. Meet Amazon Disposal. 1.3757 0.04635 189 134 39 16
762 Don’t worry he’s 6 feet away from you so there’s no chance you’re at risk. 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
763 Don’t worry, he’s vegan. 1.3757 0.03838 189 134 46 9
764 That’s the snapper! 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
765 Your date just ate the bus boy 1.3757 0.04385 189 130 47 12
766 I hope that wasn't your emotional support dog. 1.3757 0.04695 189 135 37 17
767 Don’t worry, he’s not a humanitarian. 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
768 Happy Birthday, dear Marla . . . 1.3757 0.04872 189 138 31 20
769 It never fails. He flips out every time someone order a crock of soup. 1.3757 0.04449 189 131 45 13
770 Mind the gap. 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
771 Any interest in our swamp to table desserts? 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
772 I'd tip me if I were you. 1.3757 0.04120 189 126 55 8
773 You can feed him wrestle him eat him or wear him 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
774 Don't feed him, or he'll follow you home. 1.3757 0.04255 189 128 51 10
775 The alligator pit is reserved for people who take photos of their food. 1.3757 0.04574 189 133 41 15
776 It’s more environmentally friendly than composting. 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
777 He is asking if you are his takeout order. 1.3757 0.04695 189 135 37 17
778 He drops by for a quick bite. 1.3757 0.04449 189 131 45 13
779 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times - I'll see you later! 1.3757 0.04512 189 132 43 14
780 And that's our catch of the day. 1.3743 0.04382 187 131 43 13
781 He always dines alone...evidently nobody wants to be seen with crocs in public." 1.3743 0.04283 187 127 50 10
782 There's no need to snap at me, your bisque will be right out. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
783 No shirt, no shoes, no service. And I don’t count crocs. 1.3743 0.04076 187 136 37 14
784 Please consider your tip carefully. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
785 He’s just saying goodbye. That’s our, “See You Later” alligator. 1.3743 0.04729 187 134 36 17
786 When you pay your bill, the trap door closes. We had a dine-and-dash problem. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
787 people usually give him a little something. 1.3743 0.04283 187 127 50 10
788 I'm sorry... but that is NOT 6 feet! 1.3743 0.04480 187 130 44 13
789 He doesn't bite. 1.3743 0.04606 187 132 40 15
790 At our diner, social distancing between patrons at different tables is not optional. 1.3743 0.04146 187 125 54 8
791 Funny, he rarely sings any Elton John. 1.3743 0.04729 187 134 36 17
792 We brought him in to ensure social distancing between tables. 1.3743 0.04480 187 130 44 13
793 She’s waiting for your table, but, no hurry 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
794 Helps our tables turnover faster. 1.3743 0.04146 187 125 54 8
795 It's farm-to-table a la Florida. 1.3743 0.04349 187 130 45 12
796 Hey, it’s no New York- but here in Tampa, you can still get dinner and a show. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
797 You ordered the snapper, right? 1.3743 0.04606 187 132 40 15
798 that's close enough. at least six feet. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
799 I'll have what she's having. Because I'm going to eat her as soon as she's finished. 1.3743 0.04543 187 131 42 14
800 Remember, Al - you gotta stay back six feet! 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
801 What did I say, man? I'll see you LATER. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
802 That is not on the menu.........yet. 1.3743 0.04729 187 134 36 17
803 Cool it! This is a paying customer with no ill-mannered children. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
804 Don’t worry. He’s six feet away. 1.3743 0.04215 187 126 52 9
805 Yeah, and this is our new waste-disposal system. Green too, of course. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
806 Yes, our alligator is the freshest in town. 1.3743 0.04283 187 127 50 10
807 Ok, waiter, I'll have the brunette. 1.3743 0.04729 187 134 36 17
808 He can stay as long as he’s an emotional support crocodile. 1.3743 0.04606 187 132 40 15
809 Since they drained the swamp, that's our special. 1.3743 0.04480 187 130 44 13
810 Aht...six feet, please. 1.3743 0.04349 187 128 48 11
811 We’re a port city, every restaurant has them 1.3743 0.04146 187 125 54 8
812 Don't mind him. He's just here to enforce social distancing. 1.3743 0.02927 187 139 43 5
813 He's a biodiversity hire 1.3743 0.04480 187 130 44 13
814 Just don't be tempted to feed him when he looks at you with his puppy-dog eyes. 1.3743 0.04415 187 129 46 12
815 Look, she’s almost finished . We’ll call you when your table is ready. 1.3723 0.04265 188 128 50 10
816 If I don't get a tip, he does. 1.3716 0.04340 183 125 47 10
817 Actually he's pretty good at Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions. 1.3710 0.04360 186 128 47 11
818 Compost over there. 1.3710 0.04224 186 130 40 13
819 People won't respect social distancing unless you enforce it. 1.3710 0.04491 186 130 43 13
820 It's a new social distancing technique. 1.3710 0.04013 186 129 45 10
821 I don't care that he followed you home from the golf course, we can't keep him. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
822 Ignore him. He always does that when he wants to go for a walk. 1.3710 0.04013 186 130 47 9
823 So, you're the one who gave us a bad Yelp review. 1.3710 0.04491 186 130 43 13
824 Thank you for your interest in our table-to-farm concept. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
825 Twenty percent gratuity is highly recommended. 1.3710 0.04293 186 127 49 10
826 Leave her alone, she's a good tipper. 1.3710 0.04426 186 129 45 12
827 Don't listen to him, that's a crock! 1.3710 0.03865 186 133 42 11
828 She doesn't buy those crocodile tears any more than I do!!! 1.3710 0.03069 186 143 35 8
829 You asked for a seat in the "No Alligators" section. That's a crocodile. 1.3710 0.03712 186 134 41 11
830 And all of our ingredients are locally sourced. 1.3710 0.04491 186 130 43 13
831 Unfortunately, we don’t allow emotional support crocodiles outside of the pit. 1.3710 0.04084 186 127 51 8
832 As you can see, we're truly swamp to table. 1.3701 0.04783 154 106 39 9
833 Our garbage disposal is broken” 1.3696 0.04456 184 128 44 12
834 You think that's exciting, Geico's been serving the community for over 75 years. 1.3696 0.04252 184 125 50 9
835 Your companions left Mar-a-Lago for the Capitol yesterday! 1.3696 0.04840 184 134 32 18
836 Feeding him from the table will prove to be a bad habit. 1.3696 0.04588 184 130 40 14
837 You don't understand ... you ARE the special. 1.3696 0.04389 184 127 46 11
838 We are trying a new preparation using a croc pot. 1.3696 0.04588 184 130 40 14
839 Leftovers and all plasticware go in there. We proudly support cutting edge sustainability. 1.3696 0.03848 184 132 40 11
840 Ignore him. He's just waiting for you to drop something. 1.3696 0.04252 184 125 50 9
841 It's our state-of-the-art green waste disposal unit! 1.3696 0.04456 184 128 44 12
842 It's the only way we can enforce social distancing between tables. 1.3690 0.04103 187 128 50 9
843 Yes, of course you can speak to the manager. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
844 Please don't feed him; he's on time-out. 1.3681 0.04487 182 127 43 12
845 It’s our new policy to ensure social distancing. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
846 And when you're done we've got a completely organic food disposal system. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
847 Down boy or you'll end up as shoes on Daddy's feet. 1.3681 0.02545 182 145 32 5
848 Good. thing you didn't bring your purse. 1.3681 0.04419 182 126 45 11
849 Watch this, Betty. I also taught him to say 'See you later.' 1.3681 0.04280 182 124 49 9
850 See you later, waiter.” “In a while, crocodile. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
851 I told you, "After a while." 1.3681 0.04280 182 124 49 9
852 Today’s special is green snapper 1.3681 0.04419 182 131 37 14
853 There you are, you rascal you! 1.3681 0.04487 182 127 43 12
854 6 feet Dale! 1.3681 0.04555 182 128 41 13
855 Just another day at this Denny's in Gainesville." 1.3681 0.04350 182 125 47 10
856 You explain meatless Monday to him! 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
857 I'm sorry,ma'am.Therapy animals require a certificate. 1.3681 0.04487 182 127 43 12
858 What have I told you about trying to eat customers BEFORE we find out how much they tip. 1.3681 0.03948 182 137 32 13
859 He's just looking for some toilet paper. 1.3681 0.04750 182 131 35 16
860 Cuomo’s not messing around. 1.3681 0.04621 182 129 39 14
861 The rent's much cheaper here, but it wasn't until we moved in that we found out why. 1.3672 0.04642 177 125 39 13
862 Guess this one didn’t believe we’d give her an authentic Bayou experience. 1.3667 0.04519 180 128 39 13
863 Oh, he'll do anything for attention 1.3667 0.04380 180 124 46 10
864 He’s our social distancing mascot. 1.3667 0.04519 180 126 42 12
865 I recommend the tiramisu and no smiling. Never smile. 1.3667 0.04380 180 124 46 10
866 I'll have what she's having. No, wait, I'll just have her instead. 1.3667 0.04450 180 125 44 11
867 Non-tipping will cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3667 0.04450 180 127 41 12
868 Now that our menu is vegetarian we don't know what to do with him. 1.3657 0.04606 175 123 40 12
869 And now you know why we call this place Captain Hook's. 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
870 Oh, the croc? That’s part of our new social distancing program. 1.3652 0.04410 178 123 45 10
871 Yes, you can have the leftovers but not not the customers 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
872 I am tired of giving in to him. No more Elton John! 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
873 A fly in your soup? You oughta see what’s in the basement. 1.3652 0.04551 178 125 41 12
874 Damn you Jeremy! Cough on anyone one more time, I'll turn you into a handbag, I swear to god. 1.3652 0.04756 178 128 35 15
875 He really likes our small bites selections. 1.3652 0.04112 178 124 45 9
876 ...and our specials today are — take it away, Gary. 1.3652 0.04551 178 127 38 13
877 We found that people complained less with alligators around. 1.3652 0.04481 178 124 43 11
878 Would you mind if I just bring you the check? We're kinda swamped. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
879 Oh, him? No one's been able to figure out what he wants. 1.3652 0.04689 178 127 37 14
880 That's where we keep the Wi-Fi password. 1.3652 0.04822 178 129 33 16
881 That's why I always stand on THIS side of the table. 1.3652 0.04263 178 121 49 8
882 No. She's not available for lunch. 1.3652 0.04481 178 127 39 12
883 This cannot be up to code. 1.3636 0.04292 176 120 48 8
884 He Thinks He's A Seal 1.3636 0.04926 176 129 30 17
885 Just stay six feet away. 1.3636 0.04724 176 126 36 14
886 Hey! Get out of here! This is the only customer I’ve had in weeks! 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
887 When finished please just place your bowl into our recycling machine. 1.3636 0.04440 176 134 25 17
888 Please don’t feed him, it only encourages him. 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
889 He's usually much more aggressive but he's practicing social distancing. 1.3636 0.04584 176 124 40 12
890 He just realized what croûte de croc means. 1.3636 0.04138 176 126 40 10
891 So that's one Gatorade for the gentleman, and what will the lady be drinking? 1.3636 0.04513 176 123 42 11
892 As a matter of fact we are up to ass in alligators. 1.3636 0.04926 176 129 30 17
893 We put one between each table to encourage social distancing. 1.3636 0.04655 176 125 38 13
894 Stop it already about my shoes! They’re plastic. 1.3636 0.04584 176 124 40 12
895 We never noticed him until Trump drained the swamp. 1.3636 0.04724 176 126 36 14
896 It’s our garbage disposal. 1.3621 0.04320 174 119 47 8
897 Take it up with our complaint department. 1.3621 0.04083 174 126 38 10
898 Oh, don't mind him. we keep him around for our critics. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
899 He's singing for his supper - that's where you come in. 1.3621 0.04397 174 120 45 9
900 Lady, I'd suggest you just pay the check. 1.3621 0.04397 174 120 45 9
901 Please don’t snap at me sir. I said ‘tater skins’. 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
902 No live music tonight. He ate the band. 1.3621 0.04397 174 124 39 11
903 As you can see, we take customer complaints very seriously around here. 1.3621 0.04397 174 120 45 9
904 Yes, the Gatorade is fresh 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
905 You couldn't go to Florida, so I brought Florida to you. 1.3621 0.04509 174 124 38 12
906 See the droplets? That’s why we had to quarantine him. 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
907 No worries, Chuck, I'll handle this table. 1.3621 0.04397 174 120 45 9
908 In your case, "lizard breath" is a compliment 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
909 Due to the shortage of surgical masks, we are trying a ‘toothier’ approach to scaring off corona. 1.3621 0.01928 174 144 24 6
910 How many times do I have to tell you? The Meat Market is another two sewer drains East. 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
911 Our garbage disposal is broken. When you finish, scrape your plate into his mouth. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
912 No, just wait! Your reservation is for the next customer. 1.3621 0.04320 174 119 47 8
913 Yes, he often comes here after golf. The frogs-leg tapas were actually his idea. 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
914 Well, that’s no longer my worst fear. 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
915 Our garbage disposal stopped working and we got a real deal on this alternative! 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
916 I recommend the snapper 1.3621 0.04243 174 118 49 7
917 Our new combination dishwasher and garbage disposal is also immune to the Corona virus. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
918 There's the escapee from the Rene Lacoste polo shirt factory 1.3621 0.04320 174 119 47 8
919 No need to snap, I will be with you after I take this customers order 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
920 Try the waiter. 1.3621 0.04760 174 125 35 14
921 We also have fresh lobster. 1.3621 0.04618 174 123 39 12
922 Spare me the crocodile tears, dude - you need to practise social distancing, too. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
923 Not to worry. You can't catch it from him. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
924 He hates it when I call him a crocodile. 1.3621 0.04545 174 122 41 11
925 Is it, "see you later alligator" or " In awhile crocodile"? 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
926 Hello miss, you wanted to speak with a manager? 1.3621 0.04829 174 126 33 15
927 Back in the swamp he had an annoying vibrato, but here in a friendly setting his tone evens out. 1.3621 0.04724 174 127 32 15
928 He heard you ask for a doggy bag. 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
929 So, you know how, at some restaurants, you can pick out which lobster you want? Well... 1.3621 0.04689 174 124 37 13
930 We're swamped. 1.3621 0.04472 174 121 43 10
931 We take social distancing very seriously here. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
932 If this woman is what you want, you'll have to serve your self. 1.3605 0.03382 172 127 37 8
933 Do you have an emotional support letter for that? 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
934 Alex is in training, so he'll be shadowing me today. 1.3605 0.04191 172 116 50 6
935 With all that is happening in the world, these daily fears seem trivial. 1.3605 0.04503 172 120 42 10
936 Calm down. She said "I'll have the salad later". 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
937 This little guy? Well, he's about the only thing in this messed up world that makes any sense anymore. 1.3605 0.04350 172 128 30 14
938 We have a quick bite offering as well. 1.3605 0.04311 172 120 43 9
939 Just how does he supply you with emotional support? 1.3605 0.04866 172 125 32 15
940 I'm sorry ... there will be no more patrons until you finish the last one. 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
941 We're pretty serious about social distancing here. 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
942 Your partner touched his face. We have a severe penalty for that. 1.3605 0.04796 172 124 34 14
943 He enforces our social distance policy 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
944 No, it’s actually a crocodile. Now, would you care for dessert 1.3605 0.04503 172 120 42 10
945 In our effort to be more environmentally sustainable, we ask that you please empty your leftovers into the gator 1.3605 0.04503 172 120 42 10
946 This is where we put folks who don't cough into their elbow. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
947 The gentleman in the pool would like to buy you a raw liver 'tini. 1.3605 0.04578 172 123 37 12
948 That is our new croc-infested-moat to enforce 6ft distance between patrons 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
949 Believe it or not, his belch is worse than his bite. 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
950 The dishwasher is at home during the lockdown. Just scrape your plate over there and leave it on the table. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
951 Behave yourself, or there will be a new soup on the menu. 1.3605 0.04866 172 125 32 15
952 We've discussed this before. The mezzanine is my section. 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
953 We do things a little bit differently here... Are you familiar with Table-to-Farm? 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
954 Don't worry, he said he is a vegetarian, too! 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
955 ... and suddenly worrying about the health of the complete stranger who prepared your meal isn’t your biggest problem! 1.3605 0.04350 172 118 46 8
956 Apparently, ‘see ya later alligator’ doesn’t work 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
957 Monty, how many times do we have to tell you? "NO BEGGING!" 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
958 If you can't control your "service animal", I 'm going to have to ask you to leave. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
959 No,YOU're supposed to say "In a while,Crocodile" 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
960 No Sir. We don’t serve Gatorade. 1.3605 0.04796 172 124 34 14
961 We've had a small problem with the sewer grate. 1.3605 0.04796 172 124 34 14
962 You'r going to have to move six feet away from him. He's on mandatory self isolation. 1.3605 0.04427 172 119 44 9
963 Is that your emotional support alligator ? 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
964 She does that every time someone comes in wearing "crocs" 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
965 I understand your complaint but the only other table is near bathroom. 1.3605 0.04231 172 124 37 11
966 Donald's cut our Waste Management bill in half. 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
967 One day-it's like a miracle-it will disappear 1.3605 0.04936 172 126 30 16
968 She's always like that until she gets to know you." 1.3605 0.04578 172 121 40 11
969 Sorry, only emotional support alligators can stay. 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
970 You can have it as soup and a bag 1.3605 0.04652 172 122 38 12
971 I'm sorry, I thought you knew. This is the extreme dining section. 1.3605 0.04725 172 123 36 13
972 Having a hole in the restaurant was one thing but finding a solution to keep patrons from falling in was a whole other challenge. 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
973 Oh so she gets a table but I get the alligator pit? You, good sir, have just lost yourself a customer. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
974 That one is fresh. 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
975 Behave yourself or no croc pot. 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
976 You'll be safe, if you keep your social distance 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
977 Nice Purse! 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
978 Not my section. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
979 I swear, it's more effective than Weight Watchers. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
980 Our special today is gator. You catch em we cook em. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
981 We find that our pot roast is most tender when we cook it in a croc. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
982 Crocodile or Alligator?. Identify correctly and get 10% off your bill. 1.3588 0.04300 170 116 47 7
983 What part of later, gator don't you get? 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
984 If you win the wrestling match your meal is free. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
985 It’s in your best interest to tip at least 18% 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
986 Is that your social distancing support animal? 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
987 As I mentioned, the Gator Soup is prepared table side. 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
988 Don't listen to him. That's just a croc. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
989 Sorry, but your date wasn't practicing social distancing. 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
990 The gator's our way of encouraging social distancing. 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
991 And over there is our carbon-neutral garbage disposal 1.3588 0.04380 170 117 45 8
992 Lyle makes sure people keep their social distance. 1.3588 0.04380 170 117 45 8
993 your emotional support animal has scared away the other diners 1.3588 0.04006 170 122 39 9
994 Yes, I’ll have the human.....rare please. 1.3588 0.04833 170 123 33 14
995 So far he only knows Crocodile Rock. 1.3588 0.04833 170 123 33 14
996 So, the emotional support alligator is for which diagnosis? 1.3588 0.04612 170 123 35 12
997 I’m not going to fall for the old “waiter there’s an alligator in my soup” bit. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
998 You know the rules, only one customer per day! 1.3588 0.04006 170 124 36 10
999 Are you telling me they actually did drain the swamp? 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
1000 Careful, that's the Fast Food section. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
1001 Would you like to hear about our swamp-to-table specials? 1.3588 0.04612 170 120 39 11
1002 He thought you said “gator aid, please.” 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
1003 Not to worry- he's tested negative! 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
1004 Just put any leftovers over there. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
1005 I said "in a while." It's been only 4 minutes. 1.3588 0.04687 170 121 37 12
1006 That's an Alli-doodle. His bite is worse than his bark. 1.3588 0.04761 170 122 35 13
1007 As you can see, the dessert is served a la moat. 1.3588 0.04459 170 118 43 9
1008 And he'll be telling you about today's fresh catch. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
1009 It's part of our social distancing program. 1.3588 0.04536 170 119 41 10
1010 Welcome to Crocker Barrel 1.3558 0.04661 163 115 38 10
1011 Tonight our specials are fish, rabbit, and you. 1.3554 0.04682 166 118 37 11
1012 No croc monsieur please! 1.3550 0.04624 169 120 38 11
1013 Six feet buddy... 1.3550 0.04774 169 122 34 13
1014 Hey, you're the one who wanted a table close to the river... 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1015 If you can find any humor in this cartoon, you get a free coffee refill. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1016 I see you've met our complaint department. 1.3537 0.04170 164 113 45 6
1017 Just ignore his allegations. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1018 I agree. We just can't continue to allow hyper vigilance to destroy the quality of our lives. 1.3537 0.03592 164 122 33 9
1019 Just so you know, it’s perfectly okay to toss food you don’t want over your shoulder, just don’t lean back. 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1020 That's why they checked your vintage handbag. 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
1021 You asked to speak to the manager? 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
1022 He's hungry. Nobody's complained about the food, in a week. 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1023 I don’t care if you’re a regular. You cough, you go in the pit. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1024 When I say the gator is fresh, I’m talking both taste and attitude! 1.3537 0.04950 164 120 30 14
1025 Reptile pits are less expensive than fancy aquariums and she doubles as a garbage disposal." 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1026 Did you smile at that crocodile? 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1027 Like contested elections and gender reveals with tragic outcomes, it’s a Florida thing. 1.3537 0.04950 164 120 30 14
1028 My reptilian friend would like to know if you'll have dinner with me sometime. 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
1029 Down, boy. You don't get dessert until you finish the last customer! 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1030 Welcome to Green Gator. If you want to pick one out of the tank we'll cook it right up for you. 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1031 Cover your mouth! 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
1032 Our Gator Ade is organic. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1033 I can ask him to stop singing, or I can ask you to leave. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1034 Careful, you ordered his favorite soup. 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1035 Forewarned, the soup has a bite to it. 1.3537 0.04717 164 119 33 12
1036 Shouldn't you be wearing a mask? 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1037 He heard your biological clock ticking. 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1038 Don't let his "bark" fool you. He does impressions. 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1039 That soup also comes in this handy crock. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1040 We used to have a cat, but he's so much better with leftovers. 1.3537 0.04389 164 113 44 7
1041 This is why the chef uses a crockpot. 1.3537 0.04215 164 119 38 7
1042 Your meal will be ready shortly, she's just finishing up her dinner. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
1043 I told you – you can't come in here with that cough! 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1044 Him? He's my tip monitor. 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1045 Hi, I'm Mark and that's Susan; I'll be your waiter, she'll be your gator. 1.3537 0.04873 164 119 32 13
1046 We were having trouble convincing people to stay six feet apart until we got Abner. 1.3537 0.04637 164 116 38 10
1047 I’d stop feeding him if I were you! 1.3537 0.04473 164 114 42 8
1048 I ve already told you, get back in the swamp, there are no second helpings! She's our guest! 1.3537 0.04515 164 117 37 10
1049 He wanted to shelter in place. YOU argue with him! 1.3537 0.04556 164 115 40 9
1050 Ignore him. He's in the soup, and he knows it. 1.3537 0.04796 164 118 34 12
1051 I have a reptile dish function. 1.3537 0.04950 164 120 30 14
1052 The moat separates essential from non-essential workers. 1.3537 0.04717 164 117 36 11
1053 I'm sorry but she's not on the menu. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
1054 That's the Catch of the Day. 1.3522 0.04733 159 113 36 10
1055 May I present to you, the catch of the day. 1.3522 0.04648 159 112 38 9
1056 As a bonus, you can pick either a purse or a pair of shoes. 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
1057 Do I see you later or after while ? 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
1058 He's here to remind people that social distancing is just one gator-length. 1.3519 0.05066 162 120 27 15
1059 Now, that's a crock! 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
1060 Yeah, we had a big "Dine 'n' Dash" problem until we got him. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1061 Not only is this one a great meal... You are going to leave with some nice boots. 1.3519 0.04990 162 119 29 14
1062 No, that's a crocodile. The alligator soup is from a can. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1063 The restaurant’s a historical site so we had to leave the interiors as-is. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1064 he is following in the tracks of TONY the TIGER 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
1065 We're zero waste now. Please put your organics in the receptacle. 1.3519 0.04590 162 114 39 9
1066 Sir, your spit is putting all of us in danger, wear a mask for God’s sake! 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1067 She's dining alone. Could you social-distance Table #9? 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1068 Use your elbow. 1.3519 0.04505 162 113 41 8
1069 This the original Outback Restuarant, and his name is Dundee. 1.3519 0.04673 162 115 37 10
1070 Ignore him, he just wants your shrimp. 1.3519 0.04420 162 112 43 7
1071 Just be sure to stay six feet apart. 1.3519 0.04913 162 118 31 13
1072 Are you sure you want to speak to the manager? 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
1073 Oh that! Just a reminder of our new tipping guidelines. 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
1074 Of course we're a zero-waste establishment. 1.3519 0.04332 162 111 45 6
1075 I'll see you later, Sir. 1.3519 0.04834 162 117 33 12
1076 He gets upset when you compare him to chicken. 1.3519 0.04754 162 116 35 11
1077 What do you think of our new no-loitering enforcer? 1.3515 0.04409 165 117 39 9
1078 This is how we enforce social distancing between tables. 1.3503 0.04684 157 111 37 9
1079 What does he eat? You mean, BESIDES people? 1.3503 0.04596 157 110 39 8
1080 I'll bring the check either a little later or in a while. 1.3503 0.04855 157 113 33 11
1081 Corporate suggested we be more strict with our ‘Social Distancing’ policy. 1.3500 0.04538 160 117 32 11
1082 Ever since we drained the swamp, we're out of fish, birds, turtles, and small mammals. 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
1083 He's asking if he can see you later. 1.3500 0.04538 160 112 40 8
1084 I'll seat you later, Alligator. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1085 Just think of him as a mythic expression of the moral anxiety of meat-eaters. 1.3500 0.04873 160 116 32 12
1086 I mean it! Bad boys who beg at the table get no belly rubs later! 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
1087 She enforces social distancing. 1.3500 0.04271 160 109 46 5
1088 That’s a load of ‘croc’ and you know it! 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
1089 Yes, he sprays a little when he speaks. 1.3500 0.04362 160 110 44 6
1090 I warned you about feeding from the table. You’ve made a beggar of him! 1.3500 0.04407 160 121 29 10
1091 At least he laughs at my jokes. 1.3500 0.04708 160 114 36 10
1092 Don't fret, he knows to maintain six feet of distance. 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
1093 He protects the bathroom from non-customers. 1.3500 0.04708 160 117 32 11
1094 He enforces "Social Distancing" so we can stay open! 1.3500 0.03783 160 112 44 4
1095 Emotional support animals are a crock. Or is he an alligator? 1.3500 0.04953 160 117 30 13
1096 They say it tastes just like chicken 1.3500 0.04791 160 115 34 11
1097 oh that's just a croc 1.3500 0.04451 160 111 42 7
1098 We tried to cook you the special, but the special ate the cook. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1099 Sit, Ally! Sit! Of course she's going to provide a more than generous tip. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1100 And for tonight's special we offer a deep discount if you kill it yourself. 1.3481 0.04702 158 117 29 12
1101 Well she thinks I’m funny. 1.3481 0.04205 158 114 36 8
1102 Down boy! I'll let you know; after I see the tip. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1103 Let me guess: you’re wondering whether it’s an alligator or a crocodile. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1104 He didn’t say he wanted to eat with you. He said he wanted to eat you. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1105 Another White House staffer dining with us !! 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1106 He was so cute when we brought him home from Florida 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1107 He's trying to imitate a begging puppy, but don'e believe him. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1108 Is this free range enough for you? 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1109 Not to worry, he is on astrict food-critic diet. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1110 It’s our social distancing moat. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1111 I don't care what phylum you're in, you still need to stay 6 feet away from other customers. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1112 We not longer compost, we crocodile. 1.3481 0.03694 158 122 25 11
1113 No chocolate. It makes him sick. 1.3481 0.04392 158 108 34 7
1114 If I catch you begging at the table again, you're purse. 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1115 I might add that our alligator meat is fresh. 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1116 You can add to your soup or take home as a pair of boots. 1.3481 0.05074 158 117 27 14
1117 Knock it off, unless you want to be a handbag. 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1118 Yes,... a little hard to tell, but he's singing that Elton John song. 1.3481 0.04392 158 109 43 6
1119 Now Allie, you had your lunch. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1120 Easy Ms. Ali, she order the tater, not gator tots! 1.3481 0.04616 158 114 33 10
1121 Barks like a dog ... tastes like chicken. 1.3481 0.04483 158 110 41 7
1122 Could you please throw your food scraps in the green bin when you've finished eating 1.3481 0.04912 158 115 31 12
1123 Believe me, I'd love to promote him to the floor. But he keeps bombing his Heimlich certification. 1.3481 0.04058 158 118 30 10
1124 It makes the whole "catch of the day" thing more feasible. 1.3481 0.04108 158 114 38 6
1125 We've had to close the children's play area...... 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1126 He owns this place. Otherwise, we'd make him brush his teeth. 1.3481 0.04659 158 114 34 10
1127 Irritable? Yeah, he's been stuck in a rut lately. 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1128 Oh that's our insinkergator... 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1129 He's enforcing the social distance rule 1.3481 0.04745 158 113 35 10
1130 Sing it, Sam. Sing "Crocodile Rock?" 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1131 Oh, for Pete's sake, Ally, let her finish her soup....... 1.3481 0.04659 158 112 37 9
1132 But ma'am, this IS our croc of soup... 1.3481 0.04108 158 117 33 8
1133 When you’re through, please take advantage of our zero waste recycling option. 1.3481 0.04829 158 114 33 11
1134 Is that your service animal? If so, I’m obligated to welcome it. 1.3481 0.03802 158 116 36 6
1135 Don't worry; she's six feet away. 1.3481 0.04392 158 109 43 6
1136 Please be generous. He relies heavily on tips. 1.3481 0.04572 158 111 39 8
1137 I distinctly ordered a case of Gatorade. 1.3481 0.04392 158 111 40 7
1138 Corporate made us streamline the composting process" 1.3481 0.04994 158 116 29 13
1139 Oh that. That's just to ensure proper Social Distancing. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1140 Down Penelope! The rule is 6 feet away, remember? 1.3462 0.04783 156 117 26 13
1141 Don’t worry about him being 6 feet away, alligators can’t catch coronavirus. 1.3462 0.04695 156 113 33 10
1142 He wants to know if you're organic. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1143 Don't worry about him, he's maintaining his 6-foot distance. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
1144 Mam, you said you wanted to speak to my manager?" 1.3462 0.04516 156 109 40 7
1145 All our soups are prepped fresh in one of several crocks 1.3462 0.04953 156 114 30 12
1146 Let's discuss our policy on tipping 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
1147 Well, THAT'S not the emotional support animal I was expecting. 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1148 That's Gavin the new garbage disposal. 1.3462 0.04783 156 112 34 10
1149 We installed a crocodile moat to eliminate those unlikely to intuit the importance of social distancing at 6 feet. 1.3462 0.04423 156 108 42 6
1150 He swallowed the manager last week, which makes him the manager 1.3462 0.05117 156 116 26 14
1151 In retrospect, adding the moat may have been a little over the top. 1.3462 0.04329 156 107 44 5
1152 Well, at least somebody appreciates my sense of humor. 1.3462 0.03928 156 108 45 3
1153 Calm down! They’re tater-tots not gator-tots! 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
1154 For the last time, no dessert until you finish your wildebeest 1.3462 0.04695 156 111 36 9
1155 How would you like to pay? An arm or a leg? 1.3462 0.04606 156 110 38 8
1156 Actually, that's an alligator. Crocodiles have a more pointed snout. 1.3459 0.04370 159 119 30 10
1157 Stop spitting and stay 6 ft. away!! 1.3459 0.04720 159 114 35 10
1158 It's not the food, it's your Lacoste top. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1159 Six feet buster 1.3442 0.03785 154 108 42 4
1160 He's not only great for enforcing social distancing, he eats all the contaminated tableware. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1161 Linda is helping us enforce social distancing. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1162 I thought I told you, I'd see you later! 1.3442 0.04455 154 107 41 6
1163 Everything we serve here is fresh. 1.3442 0.04455 154 107 41 6
1164 I understand the need to social distance, but building a moat between tables seems like a bit much. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1165 No, he's really crying. 1.3442 0.04455 154 107 41 6
1166 May I recommend the snapper 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1167 Restroom's downstairs. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1168 I'm telling you, that's six feet away. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1169 Yes, that is an alligator, but the important thing is that I'm gay. 1.3442 0.04908 154 112 31 11
1170 The food’s great but we can’t keep the repeat business. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1171 He escaped when they drained the swamp. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1172 He get's snappy if you don't leave at least 20% 1.3442 0.04641 154 109 37 8
1173 Sorry,we're planning to fix that croc in the floor. 1.3442 0.04159 154 111 36 7
1174 I’m not sure that bringing a gator in to take care of the rat problem was the right move. 1.3442 0.04549 154 108 39 7
1175 Don’t you snap at me like that. 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1176 And be sure to stay 6 feet away from this one. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1177 Please don’t feed him from the table. It just encourages him to yodel louder. 1.3442 0.04821 154 111 33 10
1178 The guy over there says he'd like to buy you a drink. 1.3442 0.05243 154 116 23 15
1179 All our alligators are cage free and organic. 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1180 Submit your Comments Card to the Comments Croc 1.3442 0.04549 154 113 31 10
1181 he's vegan 1.3442 0.04732 154 110 35 9
1182 We’ve gone zero waste. 1.3439 0.04307 157 108 44 5
1183 INTO YOUR ELBOW, TODD. 1.3439 0.04926 157 115 30 12
1184 Tonight’s stand-up comic is famous for his crowd work -- he usually kills! 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1185 You say you like them wild instead of farmed? 1.3421 0.04026 152 116 26 10
1186 Ma'am, would your pet like some water? 1.3421 0.04288 152 107 40 5
1187 He's docile unless you say the word 'Handbag!' 1.3421 0.04487 152 106 40 6
1188 I'm sorry ma'am but your "comfort crocodile" is no longer welcome here. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1189 I give up...just get the bark collar. 1.3421 0.03746 152 121 24 7
1190 Be careful... Once they get a taste for humans- sorry, human FOOD, they'll never leave you alone. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1191 No, no, I meant THAT’s a croc! 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1192 Y a know? There's nothing finer than a gator in the diner! 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1193 And will your friend also want the Pasta Carbonara? 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1194 He's there to enforce social distancing. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1195 No, the place next door has the open pit barbecue. We just have an open pit." 1.3421 0.04487 152 111 32 9
1196 This is the only place in town that accommodates emotional support crocodiles" 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1197 Hey can I get a little more water over here? I can’t thrash my food about like this! 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
1198 If you don'd like the food, take it up with the complaints manager 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1199 I’ve told him 20 times to sneeze into his elbow! 1.3421 0.04949 152 111 30 11
1200 Check out our new"glade to table" program 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1201 Back to the kitchen! She doesn't want to sample the delights of your Croque Monsieur. 1.3421 0.04487 152 106 40 6
1202 Please cover when you cough, Kevin. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1203 That's our new dine and dash prevention. 1.3421 0.04186 152 109 34 7
1204 Ma’am, I’m going to have to ask you to maintain a 6-foot distance. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1205 He's the floor show. 1.3421 0.04860 152 110 32 10
1206 TRUST ME HE'S BEEN FED ALREADY. 1.3421 0.04769 152 109 34 9
1207 Will this be together or separate? 1.3421 0.04487 152 106 40 6
1208 The kitchen said if you still want the Chef's Special, YOU'LL have to wrestle it. 1.3421 0.05206 152 114 24 14
1209 Don’t worry if you give us five stars he won’t bother you. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1210 He loves human food, if you know what I mean. 1.3421 0.04677 152 108 36 8
1211 Your sense of mortal terror is supposed to enhance the flavor of the short rib. 1.3421 0.04583 152 107 38 7
1212 He always gets upset when we serve Gatorade. 1.3421 0.05036 152 112 28 12
1213 Don't mind him. He's just transitioning to keto. 1.3419 0.04707 155 111 35 9
1214 He's our social distancing enforcer. 1.3400 0.04420 150 104 41 5
1215 If he heckles you, just throw him a bone. 1.3400 0.04212 150 110 33 7
1216 In the back, the first to your right. And mind your step. 1.3400 0.04714 150 107 35 8
1217 You're in his chair. 1.3400 0.04520 150 105 39 6
1218 He's highly recommending the chihuahua. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1219 They said we could stay open if we could guarantee social distancing between tables. 1.3400 0.04520 150 105 39 6
1220 Tips are optional, of course. 1.3400 0.04618 150 106 37 7
1221 It’s how we enforce social distancing. 1.3400 0.04900 150 109 31 10
1222 That's really the only thing that the Health Department's taken issue with. 1.3399 0.04266 153 105 44 4
1223 This is where you can sacrifice yourself for the economy. 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
1224 Was that a cough? 1.3399 0.05093 153 114 26 13
1225 ''Chef keeps him on the off chance Gordon Ramsay shows up.'' 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1226 This is just until we get our garbage disposal system fixed. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1227 The alligator is very fresh tonight. 1.3378 0.05033 148 109 28 11
1228 Please don't forget your therapy animal when you leave. 1.3378 0.04553 148 104 38 6
1229 Madam I think you dropped your purse. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1230 He thinks you're cute. But I still wouldn't let him put your head in his mouth. 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1231 Wally helps with the tips. 1.3378 0.04987 148 111 25 12
1232 Later, gator. 1.3378 0.04847 148 107 32 9
1233 Oh, our chef wanted to know if you liked the fish he caught. 1.3378 0.04347 148 109 31 8
1234 She’s organic, vegan and grain fed. 1.3378 0.04553 148 104 38 6
1235 ... and don't let Schuyler influence your Yelp review. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1236 He's not sick, it's allergies. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1237 Not only do we offer the freshest catch in town, but dine-and-dash is virtually eliminated. 1.3378 0.05123 148 110 26 12
1238 Your comfort animal is making our other customers extremely uncomfortable. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1239 Yeah, it used to be a shrimp tank, but that was a different time. 1.3378 0.03259 148 111 32 5
1240 Don't order the whole chicken 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
1241 That's the no tip pit. 1.3378 0.04604 148 107 33 8
1242 I already told you. No, you may not have the child portion. 1.3378 0.04653 148 105 36 7
1243 It’s really cut down on our dine and dash problem. 1.3378 0.04751 148 106 34 8
1244 Sir, wait your turn, please 1.3378 0.04553 148 104 38 6
1245 There are some downsides to moving to Florida. 1.3378 0.04941 148 108 30 10
1246 We tried training him as a support animal, but he gets too excited around food. 1.3357 0.04649 143 101 36 6
1247 Don't forget to tip your gator 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1248 This toothsome morsel was grown in a local waterway full of organic ingredients. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1249 Honestly, he's better than my last manager. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1250 See you later, alligator 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1251 Your card was declined. With extreme prejudice. 1.3356 0.05076 146 108 27 11
1252 I don’t care if he is your emotional support alligator, he goes outside. 1.3356 0.04588 146 103 37 6
1253 You see, it all started after Trump said he was going to drain the swamp. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1254 That's Snapper, not to be confused with our special tonight 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1255 We’re expanding our clientele to get through the quarantine. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1256 Scraps go to Roger. 1.3356 0.04268 146 100 43 3
1257 The restrooms are downstairs. Your friend went there a minute ago. 1.3356 0.04155 146 105 36 5
1258 Where did your puppy go? 1.3356 0.05348 146 111 21 14
1259 I'll bet " Yelp" didn't mention that. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1260 He begs politely the first time, but then can be quite snappy. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1261 Don’t mind him. He’s not himself when he’s hungry. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1262 He's been very upset since the restaurant became vegan. 1.3356 0.04588 146 103 37 6
1263 The seven foot social separation applies to every one. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1264 They taste just like chicken. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1265 That's Oliver. We like to think of him as your incentive to leave a 20% tip. 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1266 Please, cover your cough. 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1267 He doesn't know you're vegan. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1268 Uh, I might need to see your emotional support animal certificate before I bring her a bowl of water. 1.3356 0.04483 146 102 39 5
1269 He's fixed our dine and dash problem. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1270 We're built our business model here at the Green Alligator after Red Lobster's ... only without the glass. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1271 Stop snapping at me, I AM the manager. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1272 And I recommend a half dozen chickens for your emotional support alligator. 1.3356 0.04268 146 100 43 3
1273 Let me make sure I've got your order correct: prime rib, raw not rare , no utensils, and take-out, with a Bloody Mary while you wait ? 1.3356 0.05169 146 109 25 12
1274 Six feet apart please! 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1275 You're telling me THIS is your emotional support animal? 1.3356 0.05030 146 110 24 12
1276 I thought a nice Koi pond would have been fine. 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1277 ...And once we installed the new security system we haven't had trouble since. 1.3356 0.04838 146 108 28 10
1278 He'll leave you alone after awhile. 1.3356 0.04588 146 103 37 6
1279 Social distancing! Social distancing! 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1280 Don't worry about Snappy. He critically injures only 2-3% of our diners. 1.3356 0.04887 146 106 31 9
1281 I think you're going to need more than a restraining order. 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1282 Hey, does this look like the White House? Go back to your swamp! 1.3356 0.04982 146 107 29 10
1283 Do you not understand what "in a while" means? 1.3356 0.04689 146 104 35 7
1284 And then there's today's special.... It tastes like chicken 1.3356 0.04789 146 105 33 8
1285 Actually, it's a crocodile...very subtle differences really. The crocodile has more of a V shaped snout and the alligator is more of a U shape. Crocodiles have more of uh uh uh,what you would call, uh a 'toothy grin' when their mouths are closed. 1.3356 0.04627 149 108 33 8
1286 Begging to snapchat again? 1.3356 0.03640 149 114 27 8
1287 Stay at least 6 feet away! 1.3356 0.04820 149 108 32 9
1288 Did you ask to see the waiter or the gator? 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1289 He's the only thing we have that's locally sourced, non-GMO and gluten free. 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1290 He doesn't have the best table manners but he is known for his snappy retort. 1.3333 0.04516 144 101 38 5
1291 Listen, no one cares if you're an alligator or a crocodile. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1292 Stay at home! Stay at home! 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1293 Don't worry -- crocodiles don't carry the virus 1.3333 0.04828 144 104 32 8
1294 So, funny story... 1.3333 0.05121 144 107 26 11
1295 It's just not funny when you say it's a Tourist Trap. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1296 Sorry, he gets a bit snappy when he's hungry... 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1297 These out'a work sport's mascots keep poppin' up. 1.3333 0.04968 138 100 30 8
1298 As long as you move six feet away, you should be safe. 1.3333 0.04459 147 107 33 7
1299 I’m sorry Ma’am, but emotional support animals are not allowed in the restaurant. 1.3333 0.05074 138 101 28 9
1300 He’s been begging for handouts ever since he was excluded from the bailout package. 1.3333 0.04726 144 103 34 7
1301 I thought Trump said the Easter Bunny is coming.” 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1302 No, Allie, she is not eating your eggs. 1.3333 0.04663 147 107 32 8
1303 Don't worry, he'll keep the required 6 feet distance. 1.3333 0.05047 147 109 27 11
1304 No, she doesn't understand English, and yes, we still have a deal 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1305 Please -- the crocodile is very sensitive about being called an alligator. 1.3333 0.04623 144 102 36 6
1306 Pretty sure it’s an alligator 1.3333 0.04459 147 103 39 5
1307 Sustainable food disposal, but not pet friendly! 1.3333 0.04353 147 102 41 4
1308 This is Wally, he'll be taking care of you tonight 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1309 Yes, this IS necessary to support social distancing. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1310 Therrrrre’s a good boy. He’s so cute when he’s begging for food. 1.3333 0.04407 144 100 40 4
1311 Oh no, Byron...you’ve already reached your daily limit! 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1312 As you can see, ma'am, the owner takes the farm-to-table idea literally. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1313 Excuse me, miss! your friend here is being too loud... 1.3333 0.03553 144 110 29 5
1314 Oh that? It’s our new Chomposter. 1.3333 0.04859 147 107 31 9
1315 Now you’re just regurgitating Fox News... 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1316 Would you like the woman or the soup? 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1317 Fucking Trump is going to kill us all. 1.3333 0.05138 147 110 25 12
1318 What a surprise. Once again, he recommends the zebra. 1.3333 0.04928 144 105 30 9
1319 You’ll just have to wait. Right now I’m getting the food’s food. 1.3333 0.04663 147 105 35 7
1320 It's "green" snapper, actually, but very fresh. 1.3310 0.04383 145 101 40 4
1321 He says our chef was delicious. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1322 And a gator-ade for you, I pressume? 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1323 Our lower level bar no longer has a Happy Hour. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1324 It’s part of our green incentive program for waste reduction. 1.3310 0.05137 145 111 21 13
1325 It was either him or paying for garbage pickup. 1.3310 0.04491 145 102 38 5
1326 The gator bites are especially fresh today. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1327 ...and if you’d like the alligator steaks; there’s your guy 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1328 This customer ordered vegan and she's emptied her plate. Get over it. 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1329 Most people prefer take-out. 1.3310 0.04699 145 104 34 7
1330 Well, he solved our problem with leftovers. 1.3310 0.04800 145 105 32 8
1331 He came in last Sunday for the all you can eat brunch, and he hasn’t stopped. 1.3310 0.04328 145 108 29 8
1332 I think they need a hand in the kitchen 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1333 Oh yes he’ll stop begging eventually 1.3310 0.04899 145 106 30 9
1334 Food scraps go there. 1.3310 0.05091 145 108 26 11
1335 Stop it. We don't want to lose any more customers. 1.3310 0.04328 145 114 23 8
1336 No crock! It's our organic waste disposer. 1.3310 0.04596 145 103 36 6
1337 This is Al. He'll be training with me today. 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1338 We keep him around to help create an authentic Creole atmosphere. 1.3310 0.04438 142 99 39 4
1339 And directly behind you is the mother of this evenings special 1.3310 0.04764 142 102 33 7
1340 Good thing you left your grandmother's purse at home Lillian. 1.3287 0.04940 143 105 29 9
1341 Definitely not crocodile tears. That's an alligator! 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 6
1342 Its more eco friendly then composting actually. 1.3287 0.04524 143 101 37 5
1343 Not to worry, this is mainly for optics 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
1344 He’s begging again, someone must have been fed to him 1.3287 0.04736 143 103 33 7
1345 He wants to be a companion animal, so he’s learning to bark like a dog. 1.3287 0.04839 143 104 31 8
1346 He always laughs when I tell the desert specials! 1.3286 0.04694 140 100 34 6
1347 You need to stay six feet away from the other customers. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1348 Bro, your cue was 'See ya later' not 'Still or sparkling?' 1.3285 0.05394 137 104 21 12
1349 Yes, the 6 foot social distancing rule applies to you too! 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1350 Oh, him? That's Tippy. He gets very cranky when a customer leaves less than 20%. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1351 Hey, get back at least six feet. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1352 If you give him a breadstick, he'll sing " Born on the Bayou". 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1353 Well, technically, it's a caiman. 1.3285 0.04646 137 97 35 5
1354 Please cover your mouth when you sneeze...the boss here says we already have enough to worry about. 1.3285 0.04760 137 100 30 7
1355 I told you. Stay six feet from the customers! 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1356 My advice is to tip at least 20%. 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
1357 It’s customary to stand when she sings the National Anthem. 1.3285 0.05493 137 105 19 13
1358 Blackened, grilled, or étouffée...and guaranteed the freshest in the Quarter! 1.3285 0.04981 137 100 29 8
1359 Well, I think I know who to thank for resolving our feral pig problem. 1.3285 0.04760 137 98 33 6
1360 Our pet-friendly sign is only valid for cats and dogs. I'm afraid you'll have to leave. 1.3285 0.05087 137 101 27 9
1361 Al, here, can tell you about our Fresh Catch of the Day. 1.3285 0.04872 137 99 31 7
1362 Have you seen the busboy? 1.3285 0.04646 137 97 35 5
1363 Please go to the take-out window like everyone else. 1.3262 0.05278 141 107 22 12
1364 No, we don't do doggy bags. Just toss you're leftovers to Alphonse and kiss your liberal recycle/reuse guilt goodbye. 1.3262 0.04667 141 101 34 6
1365 Sustainable food disposal unit. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1366 The management has been aggressively green lately. 1.3262 0.04774 141 102 32 7
1367 “We’re on the cutting edge of reducing food waste.” 1.3262 0.04879 141 103 30 8
1368 The soup is flavored with crocodile tears - ethically sourced. Don't listen to him. 1.3262 0.05181 141 106 24 11
1369 Actually, as you can tell by the snout, we have an ALLIGATOR problem. 1.3262 0.04827 141 105 27 9
1370 No need for alarm, it's just another urban myth. 1.3261 0.04732 138 99 33 6
1371 Don't worry, he's not interested in your soup. Not that you seem to be, either. 1.3237 0.03983 139 102 33 4
1372 Because of all the coronavirus hoarders, this is the only gator aid we can offer you. 1.3237 0.04591 139 98 31 6
1373 We're trying to keep food waste out of the landfills, so, if you're done with that.. 1.3237 0.04591 139 99 35 5
1374 He's actually thanking you for not wearing crocs. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1375 A couple of days Alex. She needs a few more pounds. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1376 Look, it's a fucking alligator. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1377 I told you, the lady doesn't want to share her table with you. 1.3237 0.04476 139 98 37 4
1378 Dieters appreciate our new addition to the dessert buffet. 1.3237 0.05228 139 105 23 11
1379 Before this gig I used to go by Lacoste 1.3237 0.04591 139 99 35 5
1380 Composting is so 2019. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1381 He ate the dolphin. 1.3237 0.05127 139 104 25 10
1382 Believe it or not, he is on a strict vegan diet. You are a vegan, right? 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1383 Not to worry, ma'am. He's harmless. He wants to sell you auto insurance. 1.3237 0.05025 139 103 27 9
1384 Get down Oscar. Finished Ms. Harris First. 1.3237 0.04647 139 104 27 8
1385 We keep the alligator here to distract from our baffling interior design. 1.3237 0.04476 139 102 27 7
1386 C'mon, it's only been five minutes. Later means later. 1.3237 0.04703 139 100 33 6
1387 Yes, the tears are fresh. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 6
1388 Now that is an authentic handbag 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
1389 We are strictly enforcing social distancing this week. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1390 He's got a lousy voice, but he's a snappy dancer. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1391 Don't give him any. He' already had his caffeine for the day. 1.3235 0.04769 136 98 32 6
1392 It's o.k. he's Lacoste. 1.3235 0.04882 136 99 30 7
1393 He's not supposed to do that 1.3235 0.05101 136 101 26 9
1394 Hold on there! She said she's still working on it! 1.3214 0.04675 140 101 33 6
1395 And I don't taste like chicken. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1396 I would recommend finishing that... 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1397 It gets really messy if patrons don't feed the animals. 1.3212 0.04388 137 106 23 8
1398 Right there is why we haven't had a mouse problem for two years. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1399 May I suggest the alligator bites? 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1400 NO Begging! 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1401 Max is here to make sure you finish your vegetables. 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1402 Yeah, we find it saves on to-go boxes. 1.3212 0.04508 137 100 32 5
1403 There’s room at the bar. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1404 We think he'll be a Special on our menu next week! 1.3212 0.05069 137 102 26 9
1405 Please don't feed him kale. He's a very gassy reptile. 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1406 You do know he was our best busboy. 1.3212 0.04740 137 99 32 6
1407 That's our garbage disposal. 1.3212 0.04508 137 97 36 4
1408 You ordered a bowl - would you rather have the croc? 1.3212 0.04962 137 101 28 8
1409 Soup won't cure reptile dysfunction. 1.3212 0.04508 137 104 25 8
1410 Meet the genius behind our new sewer delivery app 1.3212 0.04852 137 100 30 7
1411 She ordered the bowl, not the crock. 1.3212 0.05173 137 103 24 10
1412 Like tipping your waiter, feeding the alligator is optional. 1.3209 0.04808 134 97 31 6
1413 Be patient, she'll taste a lot better after she finishes her soup. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1414 He wants to know if you’re wearing “Crocs”. 1.3209 0.04690 134 96 33 5
1415 Actually ma'am, it's an alligator. 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1416 We brought him in to enforce the social distancing rules, but we're gonna keep him for his singing voice. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
1417 She's objecting to your wearing "Crocks." 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1418 I wouldn't order the dessert. He has quite a sweet tooth. 1.3209 0.04923 134 98 29 7
1419 Jeff, I’m working right now. I’ll see you later. 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1420 Serrated checks please. 1.3209 0.04690 134 96 33 5
1421 We gave up on composting leftovers 1.3209 0.05036 134 99 27 8
1422 We’re farm to table, with scraps to Mable. 1.3209 0.04569 134 95 35 4
1423 You can try our specials, or they can try you. 1.3209 0.04690 134 96 33 5
1424 When you say ‘pescatarian,’ how much wiggle room are we talking about? 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
1425 Right there is a future handbag, a belt, a pair of shoes, and the soup of the day. 1.3209 0.05146 134 100 25 9
1426 Will you join him in the moat after breakfast? 1.3209 0.03907 134 103 26 5
1427 Sorry, we’ve been up to our asses in alligators-did you save room for dessert? 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1428 Don't worry, he is just an urban legend. 1.3209 0.05254 134 101 23 10
1429 Don't worry. He only eats our fries. 1.3209 0.04690 134 98 30 6
1430 Oh, and we’re out of frog legs. 1.3209 0.04381 134 98 31 5
1431 Just a warning: he reads, and quickly responds, to all Yelp comments -- even if you just think them. 1.3185 0.05114 135 101 25 9
1432 OK, who ordered the extra large snapper? 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1433 Look, lady, you can see him later. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1434 Oh, I forgot, he ate the “don’t feed the alligator” sign. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1435 Just wait 'til you see him roll over and play fetch. 1.3182 0.04603 132 94 34 4
1436 You got any complaints, talk to him. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1437 We keep it around because he's the only non-vegan in this part of town. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1438 Actually, it's a crocodile. Alligators have a wider, U-shaped snout. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1439 Finally, it’s “later.” 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1440 He's got a point, it's takeout only. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1441 No Alligator shoes, no Izod shirt, NO SERVICE.. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1442 Karen, meet manager. Manager, meet Karen. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1443 Oh, that? That’s just the alligator pit. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1444 And if you’re interested, our Floridians are locally-sourced and wild-caught. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1445 Bite me. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 29 6
1446 You might like to know that we are considered the premier "Sewer to Table" Cajun restaurant in the Manhattan. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1447 Actually it's a crocodile; alligators have a more U-shaped snout. 1.3182 0.04344 132 94 35 3
1448 We throw the food and the winner gets to eat 1.3182 0.04476 132 97 30 5
1449 If you prefer, we can serve it in a crock! 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1450 Would you like to pick that one for your croques monsieur? 1.3182 0.04277 132 96 27 5
1451 Make it snappy! 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1452 Is this because of the Coronavirus or just a normal day in Florida? 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1453 Is he with you? 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1454 We call it 'antisocial distancing.' 1.3182 0.04540 132 95 30 5
1455 Not to worry ma'am, gators can't carry the virus. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1456 He just wants to play. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1457 So will it be eating your food or talking to the manger 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1458 Stay! Dundee",she is not texting a "Yelp" review 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1459 We' can't get him to stop begging. 1.3182 0.04665 132 99 26 7
1460 You might want to order a whole chicken for Fred there as well..... 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1461 Don't worry, he's harmless. He always makes a ruckus every time we drain the swamp. 1.3182 0.05303 132 100 22 10
1462 He won't stop singing until you tip him. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1463 This is our table-side crock pot 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1464 You know, I think that's the same alligator I saw yesterday; but they all look alike. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1465 Stay! Your lunch is still eating. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1466 Oh, snap! You wanted a side of garlic kale right? 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1467 Sorry, we don’t allow emotional support pets. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1468 It’s definitely your turn to walk him 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1469 No, you can't have her. She hasn't even finished her soup. 1.3182 0.04603 132 94 34 4
1470 We also have fresh lobster bisque. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1471 Just FYI, we've got a small infestation problem. 1.3182 0.04603 132 96 31 5
1472 He just snapped...and then he was gone. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1473 And that's our Crock Pot. 1.3182 0.04603 132 101 23 8
1474 This saves money on composting. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1475 Your order is coming. Fish wasn't it? 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1476 The soup du jour has a strong bite - enjoy! 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1477 Those crocodile tears still won’t get you in here without a reservation. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1478 Mr Gator, I'd like to introduce our special this evening. 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1479 For heaven’s sake, cover your mouth! 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1480 Market price, but worth it. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1481 I keep telling him that we have no funding for gator aid. 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1482 Sir - You’ll need to put a shirt on 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
1483 Is that a support animal, ma’am? 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1484 It looks like the sump pump is out again! 1.3182 0.04966 132 97 28 7
1485 You want me to wrap her up to go and an extra order fries? 1.3182 0.04603 132 94 34 4
1486 And now for your entertainment, Some crocodile rock! 1.3182 0.04476 132 93 36 3
1487 We've had less walk-outs since we installed the moat 1.3182 0.04848 132 96 30 6
1488 We could get it removed, but the cure would be worse than the problem. 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
1489 He likes to sing for his supper. 1.3182 0.04727 132 95 32 5
1490 Speak! Thats a good boy. Good boy ! Now, death roll, come on death roll! 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
1491 Yeah, well, you're no Jeff Goldblum! 1.3158 0.05269 133 101 22 10
1492 If that's a cough, I need you to stay six feet away and wear a mask. 1.3154 0.05572 130 101 17 12
1493 FYI you'll see a 2% alligator tax on your bill. 1.3154 0.03788 130 102 25 3
1494 Growl all you want. You're not even the worst customer I've had today. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1495 Let me know when to clear the table 1.3154 0.03096 130 104 23 3
1496 well you did say make it 'snappy' 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
1497 When they told us we'd set up shop on the Mississippi, this was not what I had in mind. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1498 No, Sir, our menu is vegan; we don't offer vegans. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1499 Crocodoodledo! 1.3154 0.04888 130 94 29 6
1500 We find the "gator lanes" are generally effective at promoting social distancing. 1.3154 0.04765 130 94 31 5
1501 Duchess, no begging! 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1502 migrating north due to climate change 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
1503 Tipping is optional – so is making it out of this place alive. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1504 Does that look like six feet to you? 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1505 The next time Trump visits the Everglades..... 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1506 That was your phone 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1507 You say he was standing right here. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1508 That's our "Tip Calcu-Gator"! Feel free to be generous! 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1509 Perhaps you would like to speak with our complaint department about the cold soup. 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
1510 You can have him later or in awhile. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1511 Cover your mouth, idiot! 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1512 Are you sure about ordering the snapper? 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1513 And he says, "You still working on that?" 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1514 Sit, Baxter. No begging! 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1515 That was only supposed to be a static water feature. 1.3154 0.04765 130 97 28 5
1516 Don't forget to leave a comment. 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1517 No worries. Six feet of separation. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1518 No shoes,no shirt,no service. 1.3154 0.04507 130 92 35 3
1519 And that's Jenny, our customer service manager. 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
1520 His cough is worse than his bite. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1521 Please stand six feet back, sir 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1522 Our sign says singing 'GATORS', not waiters. Also, we highly recommend you tip generously. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
1523 Relax! She's a vegan. 1.3154 0.04638 130 93 33 4
1524 He says he with you....he’s not, right? 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1525 So Mr. Gator, have you saved room for a little dessert? 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1526 He's been a bit snappish since we switched our menu to plant-based proteins. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1527 I wouldn't recommend a doggy bag 1.3154 0.04765 130 96 28 6
1528 Will that be for here or to go. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1529 That gentleman recommends the wildebeest. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1530 "I am required to tell you that he doesn't have any allergies and only likes single servings. 1.3154 0.04949 130 98 24 8
1531 How many times have I told you! No begging at the table! 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1532 This used to be a Medieval Times and he worked in the moat. No one wanted to tell him he wasn't needed here anymore. 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
1533 Okay, another chicken soup for you, and a coq au vin for Mr. Fancy Pants. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1534 Let me guess - catch of the day? 1.3154 0.04507 130 92 35 3
1535 Don't worry. He just ate. 1.3154 0.04234 130 96 32 2
1536 And I suppose a glass of fresh water for you, sir? 1.3154 0.04888 130 95 29 6
1537 Just write your complaint down and hand it to the manager. 1.3154 0.05126 130 97 25 8
1538 I told you, only rats...No customers. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1539 We tried offering it at the buffet. Briefly. 1.3125 0.04673 128 99 21 8
1540 Per the CDC's recommendation, we brought in "social distancing" moats to help fight the spread of the pandemic. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1541 We are strongly encouraging our guests to leave twenty percent . . . 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1542 Our disposal is clogged, but we’ve got gator-aid to wash down the left-overs. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1543 Welcome to Venice on the bayou. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1544 We're still working on social distancing. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1545 Our Gatorade is artisanal. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1546 We recycle your leftovers, ca-a-a-a-refully. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1547 No, she is not your 'To-Go' order. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1548 We call him The Optionator. For those who think distancing is a crock. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1549 Madeline here helps keep us a no-waste restaurant 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1550 Don't feed him. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1551 Feeding the croc is optional but highly recommended. 1.3125 0.04540 128 91 34 3
1552 We also have a house-made Gatorade. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1553 At our restaurant, tipping is not mandatory---but it is encouraged. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1554 I think she's missing her eggs. How was the omelette? 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1555 When you said you were dating a wrestler, I just assumed... 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1556 Back off buddy - you ARE NOT practicing good social distancing. 1.3125 0.02541 128 98 28 2
1557 Don't worry, he's a Vegan. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1558 Apparently our lobster tank just wasn't lively enough 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1559 ‘Old Snapper’ enforces the restaurant’s new social distancing policy. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1560 CEASE TAUNTING ME WITH THAT DELICIOUS FINGER 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1561 Oh Crockie, sit! Who's a good boy? 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1562 He is a vegan! 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1563 Damned pet friendly rules 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1564 That New York sewer cap is always coming loose. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1565 He’s harmless since our menu went all-vegan. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1566 I know you didn’t wash your hands! 1.3125 0.04803 128 96 26 6
1567 Let me point out our new composting system. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1568 Alli! Get your butt downstairs this instant, or you'll be a purse, a belt, and a fine New Orleans dinner tomorrow! 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1569 So I'll give you a couple moments to look at the menu, and in the meantime please enjoy our in-house entertainment tonight- he does an amazing Crocodile Rock. 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1570 Our chef is known for his commitment to free range foods. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1571 Now watch. He won’t even try to reach for the bill. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1572 Before you sign that you might want to increase my gratuity. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1573 Ignore her, she's not allowed to beg for food." 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1574 Best Billy Joel covers in the city. 1.3125 0.05406 128 98 20 10
1575 Come closer, I won’t bite... I’m vegetarian! 1.3125 0.05173 128 96 24 8
1576 And this one's been a bad boy so we took away his lunchtime privileges. 1.3125 0.02987 128 94 33 1
1577 He's very friendly, to those who tip generously. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1578 Your Plenty of Fish date is here! 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1579 I told you she’s okay. She’s a Never Trumper 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1580 Contrary to your waiters recommendation, gator does not taste Just like chicken 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1581 Ajax! Stop begging at the table! 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1582 He does that whenever anyone orders alligator soup. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1583 Miss, you need to quiet your emotional support gator, the other customers are complaining. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1584 I keep telling you - we have Powerade, NOT Gatorade. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1585 The special today is free range alligator 1.3125 0.04540 128 91 34 3
1586 we're told it's a better way to incentivize positive yelp reviews 1.3125 0.02417 128 99 26 3
1587 Composting takes too long. 1.3125 0.04673 128 94 29 5
1588 Return trips to the Buffet are this way. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1589 We've moved to single stream recycling 1.3125 0.04113 128 96 26 5
1590 At this place, “Catch of the day”, means something different “.. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1591 Nothing to worry about - he's really careful about social distancing. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1592 Was that a crouton? Because he doesn’t do gluten. 1.3125 0.04673 128 92 32 4
1593 I am sorry, but he can’t be in here unless he has his official emotional support animal vest on. 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1594 An alligator, crocodile, and cayman go into a bar… 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1595 We take social distancing very seriously around here. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1596 He seems to have no control over his reptilian brain. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1597 Stop it, Al, this is my section. You don't get to take the orderer. 1.3125 0.05053 128 95 26 7
1598 We installed the moats to ensure social distancing. 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
1599 Are you done with that, or is he going to need a body bag? 1.3125 0.04803 128 93 30 5
1600 We're gonna replace this tile with marble. 1.3125 0.05291 128 97 22 9
1601 I think he might have misunderstood what I meant by a ‘kid’s menu’ 1.3101 0.04897 129 95 28 6
1602 At least it isn’t a pangolin... 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1603 I need you to get the lady a fresh bass... PRONTO! 1.3095 0.04709 126 91 31 4
1604 Please place any left over food in our recycler. 1.3089 0.04778 123 89 30 4
1605 Regarding our new 'dine and dash' policy. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1606 Our Gatorade is locally sourced and made fresh daily. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1607 On the positive side, our problem with too many non-customers strolling in to use the bathroom has diminished substantailly! 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1608 You had a question about our free range products> 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1609 She's not Captain Hook, sweetie... she's just mean. 1.3065 0.04312 124 94 25 5
1610 Any food you don't want—and I mean anything at all that doesn't suit you: undercooked, overcooked, whatever it is—you let us know, and we'll feed him the line cook responsible. 1.3065 0.04949 124 91 22 7
1611 Comfort animal? 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1612 It’s ok; he doesn’t have an elbow to cough into. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1613 Please excuse our appearance while we drain the swamp. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1614 This is how we enforce social distancing 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1615 Please deposit your leftovers in the crocodile compost. 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1616 Ignore him. HE eats anything. 1.3065 0.04676 124 92 27 5
1617 How fresh is the Snapper? 1.3065 0.04157 124 91 25 4
1618 We tried a live lobster tank, but the manager thought this would really set us apart from the restaurant down the street. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1619 Just in fresh from the Trump Wildlife Reserve. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1620 Don’t get within six feet - it has a cough! 1.3065 0.05015 124 94 23 7
1621 That's right. We have compostable, recyclable, landfill, and gater 1.3065 0.05513 124 98 15 11
1622 Sure, social distancing is over, but it's more trouble than it's worth to remove the alligator pits between tables. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1623 Did that thing just say Covid? 1.3065 0.04157 124 103 16 5
1624 He's mechanical,but it helps with the illusion that you ordered fresh chowder. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1625 That gentleman would like you to join him for a drink. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1626 If you don't want a take-home container, Al here will handle your leftovers. 1.3065 0.04606 124 91 29 4
1627 He's upset 'cause those shoes you're wearing is his cousin. 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1628 None of that for him, he’s gluten intolerant. 1.3065 0.04882 124 91 28 5
1629 We don't recommend hand outs 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1630 You want separate checks? 1.3065 0.05270 124 94 22 8
1631 It really limits kids' time in the ball pit. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1632 Leave whatever tip he’s comfortable with 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1633 We made it snappy as requested 1.3065 0.04746 124 90 30 4
1634 It’s a common mistake. It’s really an alligator and not a crocodile. 1.3065 0.05144 124 93 24 7
1635 He's been getting a bit spoiled lately. Some of our former diners refused to share with him and we've never seen them again. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1636 I’m sorry, but if he’s not on a leash you’ll just have to see him in awhile. 1.3065 0.05015 124 92 26 6
1637 That’s her offspring in your bowl. Enjoy. 1.3058 0.05228 121 91 23 7
1638 You remind him of the little girl who raised him in a box. 1.3058 0.05095 121 90 25 6
1639 Yes, it is impossible alligator stew 1.3053 0.04710 131 96 30 5
1640 Is that a service animal? 1.3033 0.04640 122 88 31 3
1641 Lassie, swim up the pipe and clear the clog in the kitchen. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1642 No lip smacking, it's impolite! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1643 I've told you time and again, we don't serve any alligator here. 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1644 Most folks who don't tip never seem to show up again! 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1645 We agreed no more ladies for you, because they give you heartburn. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1646 Our composting co-op dropped us. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1647 We are very proud of our new recycling laws here in Florida. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1648 He only likes to climb up for bad tippers. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1649 Don’t give me that crap. I happen to know alligators can live without food for over two years. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1650 Anything you don’t finish, just toss it into our recycling pit. 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1651 Eventually, we'll install a railing 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1652 Do you want me to box that up? 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1653 One more peep out of you, and the Halibut special won’t be the only endangered species we’ll be serving up today. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1654 Spare me your crocodile tears! 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1655 We rely on tips to keep him well fed. 1.3033 0.05059 122 93 22 7
1656 OK, Henry - this is what you want as your Entree? 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1657 I thought we agreed you would come back later! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1658 Stay at home. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1659 If you dont stopbegging at the table, youll be my new cowboy boots. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1660 This is not what we meant by “Crocs are fine to dine”. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1661 You said I'd see you later, but it's been a while. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1662 We recycle all the scraps to him, and eventually will have soup and a purse to show for it. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1663 I caution against anything but compliments for the chef. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1664 Sure, throw her some scraps...but don't try hand feeding. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1665 Look, we saved you from extinction, don't push it! 1.3033 0.02702 122 97 21 4
1666 No begging ! Bad Crocodile. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1667 He knows we can’t throw him out so he thinks he can get away with murder. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1668 We have a new in-house system for dealing with bad Yelp reviews. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1669 I’m sorry, we’re out of the raw chicken. 1.3033 0.04566 122 90 28 4
1670 Ready to leave? Let me give you a tip." 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1671 So, medium rare for the sirloin? 1.3033 0.03470 122 91 25 3
1672 Looks like you’ve got a new best friend! 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1673 Of course we allow emotional support animals. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1674 He's saying you told him you'd see him later. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1675 Is he ordering take out and why are you pointing at me? 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1676 There was some confusion on the last Crock-Pot order. We're working on an exchange. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1677 Don't worry -- we've been feeding her ImpossibleHumans 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1678 We don't serve a 'croque monsieur.' And if I see your snout in here again, you're 25 Gucci bags. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1679 He's our most regular customer. 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1680 Move your chair please. He's not giving you the required six feet of space. 1.3033 0.05320 122 93 21 8
1681 MY CROCODILE MAY BE A BIT RUSTY BUT I BELIEVE HE'S SAYING "STAY THE F#!@K HOME". 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1682 Shut it, Lyle. You’ve already eaten one dissatisfied customer today. 1.3033 0.04923 122 90 27 5
1683 You might want to reconsider your tip. 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1684 I know times are tough but you can't have her. She's my last customer. 1.3033 0.05059 122 91 25 6
1685 Look Sylvester, you're close to going from organic garbage disposal to upcycled take out bag! 1.3033 0.04784 122 89 29 4
1686 I'll try the snapper 1.3025 0.05277 119 90 22 7
1687 Is Pepsi okay? 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1688 Sir I told you, she's not on the menu! 1.3000 0.04965 120 92 22 6
1689 That's the croque, madame. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1690 ...and while you're waiting, enjoy our pop-up reptile show. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1691 He likes you. 1.3000 0.04364 120 85 34 1
1692 She’d like Born on the Bayou and try not to ham it up too much this time. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1693 Please don’t feed him, no matter how hard he tugs at your heart strings. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1694 I taste like chicken...oh wait, that’s not right...YOU taste like chicken! 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1695 He just got his own show on FOX, CGOA...’Conservative Gators Of America’ he will follow Hannity weekdays. 1.3000 0.04822 120 94 20 6
1696 Oh look, our head chef is making his way over here. I'm sure he'll want to hear your opinion on the soup of the day. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1697 I'm sorry lady but we haven't quite finished draining the swamp yet." 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1698 And here we all thought The Times was lying again with CORONA PANDEMIC LINKED TO SINGING CITY SEWER CROCODILES 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1699 I’ll have the dishwasher en papillote 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1700 All our desserts are ala moat. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1701 And then you pay an arm and a leg. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1702 I little unconventional, yes, but he does a really mean soft shoe. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1703 Are you paleo? 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1704 When our garbage disposal broke, he stepped right up to the plate. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1705 Help me!! Please! I’ve just escaped from a Hubei Province wet market - where I’m considered quite the delicacy by the way. 1.3000 0.04031 120 90 27 3
1706 Well,you said you wanted a soup with some bite to it. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1707 You might want to change your mind about ordering the alligator soup! 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1708 I told you takeout was safer. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1709 The toilets are down there ma’am. 1.3000 0.05371 120 91 20 8
1710 Our building encroaches on the Everglades, so we are required to feed the wildlife. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1711 Stop begging for food..they DIDN"T drain the swamp 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1712 Madam, Soup du jour is Alligator soup and comes with Louis Vuitton handbag. We mail you the handbag in a few weeks 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1713 Hey, man. This is a vegan place. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1714 See? He keeps coming back because you threw her a cornflake last time. 1.3000 0.04444 120 89 25 4
1715 Don't worry. I told him that we don't serve women. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1716 No Jerry, your'e on timeout until you learn some manners 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1717 We're exclusively swamp to table. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1718 We're asking our diners to donate a portion of their meal toward wildlife conservation. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1719 Please, no gluten for Ishmael. He is intolerant. 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1720 Are you SURE you want to send that back to the kitchen? 1.3000 0.05371 120 92 20 8
1721 When I said, "See you later, Alligator," I meant at least until our last customers had gone. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1722 This one is stuffed with truffle pasta and Dover sole in a hazelnut brown butter sauce. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1723 Did you read the sign, ma'am? Let me refresh your memory: NO PETS ALLOWED!!! 1.3000 0.04364 120 98 16 6
1724 You know the rules... no shoes, no shirt, no service! 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1725 In the first place, Captain Hook isn't even here. And in the second place, you can't get in without a reservation anyway. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1726 I've told you already - It's a jungle out there, not in here. 1.3000 0.05239 120 91 22 7
1727 Yes of course the selection is sustainably raised. 1.3000 0.04822 120 88 28 4
1728 I played "Crocodile Rock" one darn time, and that was that. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1729 Crocky! She's a guest, not an hors d' oeuvre! 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
1730 As long as you don’t order the raccoon, he shouldn’t bother you. 1.2991 0.04896 117 86 27 4
1731 I’ll take a leg and a thigh please, medium raw 1.2973 0.05054 111 82 25 4
1732 Funny... it sounds just like my sister's chihuahua. 1.2973 0.05368 111 84 21 6
1733 Usually you’re allowed to pick, but this one seems to have picked you. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1734 If you fed him, he's just going to follow you home 1.2973 0.05214 111 83 23 5
1735 I'm sorry sir, antelope is only available on the bar menu. 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
1736 Might I suggest todays special, which includes a hand bag 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1737 He hasn't come up for a week, but he really likes those oat squares. 1.2966 0.05008 118 91 22 5
1738 I am sorry madam, you can't share your food off a buffet 1.2966 0.04861 118 92 19 7
1739 He's tired of sheltering in place. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1740 Tomorrow, he’s soup. 1.2966 0.05008 118 88 25 5
1741 Social distancing please! 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1742 The health inspector said we had to address our wildebeest infestation. 1.2966 0.05289 118 90 21 7
1743 Not to worry, he hates the acai bowl. 1.2966 0.04709 118 86 29 3
1744 Gator gotta sing. 1.2966 0.05150 118 89 23 6
1745 Crocodile tears won’t keep you out of the soup, you’re an alligator. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1746 You haven't been feeding the gators, have you? 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
1747 Don't worry. I top out at 11mph. 1.2966 0.05556 118 92 17 9
1748 I told you before, no table scraps no matter how much you beg. 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1749 I think you meant to say, 'Why is there a CROCODILE behind me. 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1750 I told you it was a bad idea to feed him table scraps. 1.2957 0.04617 115 83 30 2
1751 We are a farm to table, to alligator pit cafe. Jim will take your bowl when you’re done 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1752 We find it works much better keeping strangers from using the restroom than a sign. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1753 I'd like to place an order to-go. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1754 Organic, but not free range. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1755 This guy does not respect social distance. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1756 Our croc-pot stew is the freshest in town! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1757 If this your first time dining at Bond Villain’s, I want to point-out our plate sharing charge. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1758 No need to compost - we have an organic disposal. 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1759 And how do you want her cooked? 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1760 We're the longest established bayou themed restaurant above 34th Street, but yes, we have had second thoughts about the alligator pit. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1761 They're fresh 1.2931 0.04418 116 94 16 6
1762 Don’t listen to him. We do not put LSD in the risotto. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1763 Sorry, that was for him. 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1764 Be sure to give your server a big tip. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1765 Be careful what you say. She's very protective of the chef's feelings. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1766 It’s much more eco- friendly than the typical garbage can. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1767 Stop wailing. Yes, you're an alligator, but those are crocodile tears 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1768 He said, “ So how do you feel now that your country needs the swamp?” 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1769 We need To keep him around-he’s got the time Clock 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1770 He works for peanuts and the occasional unruly customer. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1771 We need to get YOU a mask. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1772 Yes we only use sustainable organic reptiles. 1.2931 0.03467 116 92 22 2
1773 You really should cover your mouth. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1774 "He'll be disappointed if you don't leave at least 15%." 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1775 We're trying out a new composting program 1.2931 0.04418 116 87 26 3
1776 Him? He’s the CEO 1.2931 0.04584 116 90 21 5
1777 As I told you, the Gator "very rare" isn't for everyone. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1778 He's looking for a handout. 1.2931 0.04745 116 85 28 3
1779 Don’t worry, he’s a vegetarian. 1.2931 0.04584 116 84 30 2
1780 Sit, Felix. Cereal is not for alligators. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1781 And the green one is for organic waste 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1782 The bite is only fatal 2% of the time. Anything else I can get you? 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1783 You really need to cover your mouth with your elbow when you cough. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 23 5
1784 We pride ourselves on zero food waste. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1785 Now Stay! 1.2931 0.04976 116 89 21 6
1786 Croc-a-doodle don't, Lenny. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1787 Pick up? What's the name? 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1788 That used to be a ball pit for the kids. We thought this would be a safer alternative. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1789 You taught him to talk; you deal with his complaints. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1790 If you touch your face, it takes your hands. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1791 Seriously, don't listen to him! My name is Rand Paul and I've been held captive for nearly four years! 1.2931 0.05613 116 91 16 9
1792 Yes, she's next! 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1793 Excuse me, Sir, but the lady was here before you. 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1794 No, there isn't any finger licking good things on the menu since she came in. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1795 ... after a while, crocodile! 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1796 He is reccomending a Gatorade with the seafood platter! 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1797 I told you to wait for the fat one. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1798 We are going for the urban myth ambiance. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1799 Like us on Facebook or . . . . 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1800 And you want to know if it’s fresh? 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1801 He's helping us maintain social distancing. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1802 ‘Oh, our high-tech Croc Composter? Our restaurants takes environmental precautions very seriously.‘ 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1803 The alligator nuggets are very good. And always fresh. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1804 we told you to stop coming here, Carl 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1805 You had better think of something else, washing dishes is Not an option 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1806 We make our Gatorade in-house. 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1807 I'm sorry, we're vegan. We don't serve reptiles. 1.2931 0.04976 116 89 21 6
1808 Hey! I said no begging at the table! 1.2931 0.04584 116 90 22 4
1809 P.S. for good Karma steer clear Of the alligator soup. 1.2931 0.05051 116 87 24 5
1810 And now, Edgar will serenade you with a few prehistoric ditties. 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1811 It’s called a Tallahassee compost. 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1812 No, YOU send it back to the chef! 1.2931 0.05340 116 89 20 7
1813 You heard right. Lose the gator loafers and he’ll go vegan! 1.2931 0.05478 116 90 18 8
1814 I' m sorry Miss, did you say you preferred your soup in a crock?" 1.2931 0.05197 116 88 22 6
1815 And then you promised “After a while, crocodile”! 1.2931 0.04900 116 86 26 4
1816 Jake there is our garbage can. Leave a little for him. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1817 I could have sworn someone was sitting in that very exact spot... 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1818 That was his brother. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1819 He does not appreciate poor Yelp reviews. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1820 He came up from the sewer, I guess those urban legends are true. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1821 Daisy, what did I tell you about social distancing? 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1822 Glad you did not bring your alligator bag today. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1823 He’s harmless now but you do not want to be around when that Hook guy shows up. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1824 Whether it's see you later or after awhile your still going to have to wait. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1825 Have some patience, this is her last meal. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1826 Just ignore him. He's not supposed to eat at the table. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1827 Oh, I see we are having that problem again with the lady’s room. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1828 We just thought that a garbage disposal wasn’t as convenient . 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1829 We tried to advertize as a dog-friendly cafe, but the dogs were too smart, so we changed it to a cat-cafe, and he's not happy that you didn't bring one with you. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1830 Two meters, mate. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1831 I told you to stay out by the pool. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1832 We call him '20% minimum' 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1833 Gratuities are not required but they are appreciated. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1834 Undercooked? Why don't you tell him yourself? 1.2920 0.05506 113 90 14 9
1835 No, it's not a petting zoo. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1836 Down, Ray. You just had a customer. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1837 I'll be with you in a minute. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1838 I don't think you can have what he's having, ma'am. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1839 What was that you said again about your soup being cold? 1.2920 0.04204 113 89 19 5
1840 It's our spin on the old 'Lobster Tank' routine! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1841 He was raised by wolves. We can't get him to stop begging. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1842 So you are saying a 10% tip is not enough. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1843 Sorry, Miss. I’ll be right back. I have to bring him another side of ranch. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1844 You” Wait till she’s done 1.2920 0.04204 113 87 22 4
1845 He's complaining because his brother is in the soup. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1846 Careful to toss only scraps and not your flatware in our carbon neutral bio-disposal. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1847 Social distancing now! 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1848 That's not supposed to be in here. 1.2920 0.03484 113 89 22 2
1849 You want fries with that? 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1850 She didn't really mean it when she said you were, "A large handbag." 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1851 Almost everything here is vegan 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1852 Please give your leftovers to Gator Aid. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1853 You need to order a day ahead if you want Australian-style crocodile. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1854 Death roll with wasabi is on page 2. Death roll with Walter is if you forget to pay. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1855 No, she's going to eat you. 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1856 Actually it's an alligator. A crocodile has a narrower snout. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1857 Your kids are not in her soup. It's clam chowder. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1858 Our restaurant has a 5 star rating and 100% customer satisfaction rate. If you have a problem, I can refer you to our complaints department over there. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1859 He works here. . he's our fish wrangler 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1860 Madame you clearly requested me to make it snappy 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1861 Talk to him if you don't like your meal. 1.2920 0.04898 113 88 19 6
1862 Yes it's perfectly safe... Six feet distance, I measured it myself" 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1863 I thought I'd bring him out so you can give your compliments to the chef in person. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1864 He helps reinforce the six feet safe distance between customers. 1.2920 0.04817 113 87 21 5
1865 Not to worry, she is just defending her territory. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1866 He's an emotional support animal, I can bring him anywhere. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1867 The soup’s got a bite to it. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1868 He recommends the Nutria Bourgignon and the Muskrat Flambé. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1869 Turns out it’s way easier than composting! 1.2920 0.04817 113 83 27 3
1870 Yeah, we put him on the menu thinking someone would eat him before he eats us. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1871 Quit bawlin'. She's our new boss and she HATES Country & Western" 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1872 Oh, that's the latest 'eco (not so) friendly' food waste disposal. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1873 We no longer have a problem with influencers 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1874 He's here just in case someone tries to shut us down. 1.2920 0.05717 113 89 15 9
1875 Patience Al, let the customer finish HER appetizer! 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1876 On Amazon we ordered a waiter but they sent a Gator 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1877 He'd like to know if you were planning on leaving a fabulous tip. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1878 No dining in anymore. She is, of course, available for carry out. 1.2920 0.04978 113 83 25 4
1879 Please stay at least six feet away! 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1880 It'll just be a minute. Your order is getting up to leave and staring at his phone. 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1881 I'm sorry. It's soup or Sally. 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1882 Table scraps? Nah! Guests who tip back in their chairs. 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1883 Don't worry bout him...he only goes after 'runners', you'd be surprised how fast they are out of water! 1.2920 0.04978 113 84 25 4
1884 Would you stop crying if the chef called it a slow cooker? 1.2920 0.05577 113 88 17 8
1885 No, you can't eat the nice lady unless she tries to dine and dash 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1886 He has an appetite for bad tippers. 1.2920 0.05134 113 85 23 5
1887 Like the sign says, takeout ONLY.” 1.2920 0.05433 113 87 19 7
1888 Fresh enough for you? 1.2909 0.04154 110 85 22 3
1889 Settle down Albert, she hasn't had a chance to tip yet 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1890 Down, Fido! No dessert until she finishes her supper. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1891 Trump drained the wrong swamp. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1892 We're draining the swamp. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1893 He recommends the trout. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1894 Best Rat Control Service we've ever had! 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1895 This one is Larry. Many people are surprised to find out that he's vegan. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1896 Oh, this guy? He’s the thing that convinces people that tipping is a good idea. 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1897 The moat is precisely six feet away from each table. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1898 Don’t worry. We just fed him. 1.2909 0.04445 110 83 24 3
1899 Don't mind him. He just wants attention. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1900 No more customers for you today. 1.2909 0.05532 110 85 18 7
1901 Go ahead and pet him if you like. You'd look great with a hook. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1902 Don't worry-he knows to stay 6 feet away. 1.2909 0.05222 110 83 22 5
1903 'Like the sign says, we use only the freshest ingredients." 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1904 Don't listen to him. It's all bunch of croc. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1905 It's our new social distancing policy to ensure our diners stay 6 feet apart. 1.2909 0.05379 110 84 20 6
1906 Shoo or it's shoes for you. 1.2909 0.05059 110 82 24 4
1907 Our Cajun-spiced gator bites are locally sourced. 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1908 Hey Mister! No shirt, no shoes, ,no service--ok? 1.2909 0.04892 110 81 26 3
1909 So, a rabbi, a priest, and a minister walk into a noodle shop... 1.2906 0.05014 117 88 24 5
1910 Oh yes, gator on the menu Friday's sea food for Lent, this week 1.2906 0.04302 117 86 27 2
1911 Phew! I thought I heard a bat. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1912 And there's an automatic gator ready we add to your bill. 1.2895 0.03885 114 84 13 6
1913 You just ate his mother. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1914 Your mother is here! 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1915 Oh, don't mind him. He's just asking for a tip...of your finger or toe. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1916 He doesn't understand social distancing. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1917 dear New Yorker, my copy of Mar 16 arrived too late to enter but my caption would have been "And I'll take a glass of the mouse wine". Margaret Throsby (mthrosby@hotmail.com), Sydney Australia 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1918 He's an affordable strolling minstrel, but only knows the 'See You Later' song so far. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1919 It’s our new green garbage disposal system, however we haven’t been able to find the installer since he put it in this morning. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1920 Less spittle, more distance Mr. Faux-Fendi 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1921 Our house gator this evening is Billy Ray from Florida. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1922 Yeah, we spoiled him when we fed him the neighbor kids and now he won’t stop begging.” 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1923 Of course our gator soup is fresh. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1924 Croccy, as soon as she signs her last will and testament, she's all yours. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1925 Excuse me, is that your emotional support animal or mine? 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1926 You're looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1927 You know what happened to the last person who took his seat? 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1928 Our new natural recycling program 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1929 You asked to speak to the manager. There he is. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1930 Don't be swayed by crocodile tears! 1.2895 0.05246 114 87 21 6
1931 You can be sure the gator bites will be fresh today 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1932 We're going green. 1.2895 0.05096 114 86 23 5
1933 He helps us with our organic waste. We are a completely green restaurant. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1934 See our newest addition? We feed him anyone who isn't social distancing. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1935 Don't you love it when they ask how you liked the first few bites? 1.2895 0.04266 114 92 17 5
1936 ...and that, over there, is Carl, tonight's special. 1.2895 0.04781 114 84 27 3
1937 No, you cannot have Kathie for breakfast. 1.2895 0.04174 114 90 19 5
1938 Don't worry, that cough's just allergies. 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1939 As an off-menu item our chef can create a new handbag for you. 1.2895 0.05534 114 89 17 8
1940 What did you expect in a place like this, a mariachi band? 1.2895 0.04941 114 85 25 4
1941 Would you like him to tell you today’s specials? 1.2895 0.05392 114 88 19 7
1942 Oh, him? That's how we solve our food waste problem. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1943 He is adorable, but I don't recommend you feed him. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1944 Yeah, you'd think it'd be bad for business - but it's really cut down on the number of dine-and-dashes that we see. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1945 Doggie bag? We don't give no stinkin' doggie bag! 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1946 I said, "after a while." Has it been a while? No, I don't think so. 1.2883 0.05779 111 88 14 9
1947 Careful, you'll get a croc in your neck. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 23 3
1948 Your freshest choice would be the alligator meat if you want to chance it. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1949 And these are our organic gator bites. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1950 Can I interest you in being dessert? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1951 Ma'am a social distancing crocodile is not what we meant by service animals allowed. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1952 Flipper there thinks he's a dolphin. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1953 If you’re not in the mood for chicken.... 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1954 He’s here for people who request straws. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1955 And just to confirm, the raw Wildebeest is for you, sir? 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1956 Of course, we have a no smoking section! It's just a short hop over the moat. 1.2883 0.04319 111 83 24 3
1957 Unorthodox? Yes, but we've yet to have a 'dine n' dash ' 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1958 Even if you maintain 6 feet of social distance, I’ll still have to add a sharing charge for your alligator. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1959 Now let me ask again, are you SURE you still want to see the manager? 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1960 As long as it stays 6' away from me... 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1961 This is what you look like to all the animals your eating. 1.2883 0.05635 111 87 16 8
1962 Sir can you chew with your mouth closed, thank you 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1963 I checked with my manager and he will not waive the plate sharing fee. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1964 I recommend the alligator. As you can see, it’s very fresh. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1965 He's not crying crocodile tears. He's an alligator. 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1966 Don't let him hear you asking for a doggie bag. 1.2883 0.04855 111 84 23 4
1967 Our complimentary muffins are just over there 1.2883 0.04683 111 81 28 2
1968 Back off to 6 feet, or I''ll have to ask you to leave. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1969 We're still fine-tuning this new exchange-bus boy program. 1.2883 0.03707 111 85 22 3
1970 Back. You are still in quarantine. 1.2883 0.04855 111 82 26 3
1971 We’re strictly enforcing social distancing. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1972 Sorry, no doggy bag for your therapy alligator. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1973 He just showed up after we had some sewer work done. He really earns his keep helping us with the tip-stiffers. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1974 You mean to tell me that that's your emotional support pet? 1.2883 0.05488 111 86 18 7
1975 Whenever you're done, he'll take the bowl—not the spoon. 1.2883 0.05020 111 83 24 4
1976 Would your emotional support animal like some water? 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1977 We're going to drain the swamp - next week. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1978 He'll have what you're having--and you. 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1979 He wants to know if he really tastes like chicken. 1.2883 0.05337 111 85 20 6
1980 It HAS been a while… 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1981 Today’s special: Captain Crunch 1.2870 0.04326 115 92 17 6
1982 Way better than just throwing away leftovers 1.2870 0.04665 115 87 24 4
1983 I’ll have the salad.” 1.2870 0.05350 115 89 19 7
1984 I hope the service was snappy enough for you. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1985 if that were a bat and this we're China yada yada 1.2857 0.03571 112 93 15 4
1986 Sorry no carry outs. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1987 I'm glad you don't look to surprised; you chose to eat at Disney World after all. 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
1988 Well, you did ask for the GatorBurger without the roll 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1989 We recommend feeding the crocodile. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1990 See ya' later cafe waiter. 1.2857 0.04982 112 84 24 4
1991 No, I'm pretty sure that's a crocodile 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
1992 Ever wonder why we're called 'Circle of Life'? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1993 Lyle will tell you our specials 1.2857 0.05591 112 88 16 8
1994 I've seen those tears before. Go home, Jon. 1.2857 0.04561 112 84 25 3
1995 I know that you have not eaten for almost a month, but just as promised, I have not forgotten my promise: SHE is your lunch date. 1.2857 0.03895 112 92 14 6
1996 No, THAT is a croc. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
1997 Don't feed fear 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1998 So that'll be for one? 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
1999 Happy happy birthday! 1.2857 0.05141 112 85 22 5
2000 Now, Ally, you know better than to be jumping on the guests. 1.2857 0.04472 112 86 24 2
2001 Take out only! 1.2857 0.04648 112 82 28 2
2002 Pointing your finger at me is NOT the smartest thing to do. 1.2857 0.05445 112 87 18 7
2003 Cool it, boy. She has a seat at the table, so, not on the menu. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2004 I fed him a piece of bread once and it escalated to this. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2005 He gets nervous when people order eggs. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2006 You’re in the South, ma’am. That’s the closest thing we have to a side of aligot. 1.2857 0.05295 112 86 20 6
2007 I'm sorry sir. Like the sign says: "No sandals or Crocs allowed...." 1.2844 0.05229 109 83 21 5
2008 If you eat her for having alligator soup, does that really solve anything? 1.2830 0.05321 106 81 20 5
2009 Think about supporting our in-house composting program. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2010 FYI, the owner takes it very personally when you send anything back. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2011 Are you going to finish that, because we have a new waste recycling program going into effect today 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2012 Don't mind him - he's just angry that he didn't make soup of the day. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2013 This new trash processing system has really cut back on our busperson staff. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2014 And you will have the usual leg of lamb? 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2015 is that an Izod shirt? 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2016 THAT is our eco-friendly meat tenderizer. 1.2818 0.03326 110 89 17 4
2017 He overheard you say that our prices now cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
2018 We have organic waste disposal. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2019 Any left-overs? 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2020 Absolutely. Our manager Alli is available right now. 1.2818 0.05649 110 87 15 8
2021 He wants you to see him later. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2022 Your purse has evolved again, Karen. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2023 Enough out of you. 1.2818 0.04008 110 90 16 4
2024 Eat or get eaten. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2025 Albert's our pastry chef. He makes a killer tres leches. 1.2818 0.05500 110 86 17 7
2026 Times Up! 1.2818 0.04680 110 86 20 4
2027 We’re kinda draconian about food waste here. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2028 No, he is actually saying "Tip or else." 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2029 We were thinking of allowing dogs in like in France, but we decided on something hairless. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2030 Al will be your server today. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2031 Jeremy always gets an A+ for rodent control. 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2032 The Croque, Monsieur, it's for me. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2033 Your afraid of that! When I was your age, there were alligators all over, and you know what we did? we'd punch 'em in the eye and eat 'em for breakfast. After all, them alligators taste good in an nice lobster roll... 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2034 Eat it or be eaten! 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2035 and you write in your tip here, madame 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2036 Our resident YouTube star Steve the Hunting Alligator wants to talk with you about today’s menu specials. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2037 Well, our "comfort dog" problem was getting crazy-bad... it seems a bit better. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2038 Our President recommended we install one to help combat COVID-19. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2039 It’s our new green garbage disposal and trash compactor. 1.2818 0.04855 110 82 25 3
2040 are you going to finish that pho? 1.2818 0.04680 110 81 27 2
2041 He’s our quality control officer 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2042 I can bring extra protein, but there’ll be an upcharge.” 1.2818 0.05346 110 85 19 6
2043 Don't mind him, he's harmless. There are many theories about it, but since he ate the previous owner, all he wants is to greet new customers. 1.2818 0.05024 110 83 23 4
2044 He's only dangerous when he sneezes. 1.2818 0.05024 110 85 20 5
2045 Don't worry, it's your pho he wants to eat, not you. 1.2818 0.03683 110 93 13 4
2046 He's great for composting. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2047 Hey Larry, it’s been a while. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2048 You hate miso soup. 1.2818 0.04111 110 85 22 2
2049 It has a little bite to it. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
2050 You want what she's having? That's funny, she's having your brother.” 1.2796 0.05267 93 74 14 5
2051 um yeah, his brother is in that soup, but you can pet him he won't bite. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
2052 I told ya, I'm Tom the Safe Distance Gator. If you want to stay healthy keep 6 feet from that waiter! I'm serious, hes a sex offender... 1.2762 0.02869 105 89 14 2
2053 This is my wife and need I remind you, my shirtless friend, that social distancing is a minimum of six feet? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2054 There are no social distancing concerns with Carl around. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2055 We’re still experimenting with gimmicks. 1.2762 0.05063 105 82 18 5
2056 Yeah the 'bites' in 'gator bites' is actually a verb. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2057 He takes more than tips. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2058 You can have your gator tempura-style, grilled, or blackened. 1.2762 0.04588 105 83 18 4
2059 I live in New York now, but I was, you know, 'born on the Bayou 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2060 See you later Aligator! After awhile, Crocodile Virus 20 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2061 See you in awhile, COV-idile 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2062 You want the shoes, I went to the source. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2063 I told you she's not on the menu. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
2064 And you'll have the usual, sir? 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2065 He's the manager. 1.2762 0.05063 105 82 18 5
2066 He's got a point. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2067 And today’s special is beef á la moat. 1.2762 0.03944 105 83 20 2
2068 No need to worry- he's at least six feet away 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2069 George here runs our complaints department. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2070 The leg of lamb will keep him satisfied. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2071 Aligator is fresh on the menu today only. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2072 Out of an abundance of caution we no longer serve wild game meats 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2073 C’mon now. You know the rules: No barking, no begging and you’re welcome to stay. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2074 Don't mind him, he just likes to chew the fat 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2075 He's just Hungry. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2076 I thought you said he was an emotional support animal? 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2077 We're a zero waste establishment. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2078 Bertha's a bit rough around the edges, but tip amounts have double since she was hired. 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
2079 It's an extra $2 to share a plate 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2080 You and your florida room! 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2081 Patience! Salad first, then the main course! 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2082 Don't worry: His bite is worse than his bark. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2083 Thanks, but right now, under the circumstances, she’s looking for a Doc, not a croc! 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2084 That’s our tip jar. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2085 Speak! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2086 Since they’ve drained the swamp, it’s a common feature in most DC establishments. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2087 It's hard to believe he started out a just a wallet 1.2762 0.04687 105 83 18 4
2088 Drained the swamp, didn't go well 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2089 I thought I told you we’ll see you later. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2090 If you want to eat here again, a shoe is not an adequate tip. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2091 That's #2! I told you, one waitress a week. There's a labor shortage! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2092 This is the one I was telling you about... doesn’t she smell delicious??? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2093 With no more sports, we hired the Florida Gator for a part-time gig 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2094 Complaints should be directed to the restaurant's manager, Cecil. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2095 Yes but the sign says service DOGS allowed! 1.2762 0.04588 105 77 27 1
2096 Cough into your arm, please. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2097 It might seem like he has a tough exterior, but honestly I think it's just a cry for help. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2098 He can tell you’re a chopsticks rookie. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2099 Nothing to worry about as long as you both practice social distancing. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2100 Lyle, you go right back to the cellar where you belong, now! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2101 He’s as real as you want him to be. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2102 You have the choice to be a vegan. He doesn't. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2103 Don't mind her, our usual dishwasher is in quarantine. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2104 No worry, I 've become a vegetarian 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
2105 That's Dundee, our sewer rescue...when you're finished eating, just toss everything into his pit. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2106 He knows you had his mother as the dinner special last week. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2107 Two tail lengths back, buddy.” 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2108 Feed him if you like, but don't expect him to grab the check. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2109 Is your reservation in a while, or later? 1.2762 0.05152 105 85 13 7
2110 Yes, the Reptilian Special is fresh. 1.2762 0.04588 105 77 27 1
2111 It happens whenever a guest orders the turtle soup! 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2112 Hush, she is not the dessert. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2113 I don't think we should feed him at the table. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2114 Six feet away, Buster, or you turn into crocodile soup! 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2115 She sings for table scraps! 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2116 The city agreed to let us serve customers but only if we took serious measures for social distancing between them. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2117 He sounds like Tom Hanks! 1.2762 0.04170 105 81 22 2
2118 Don't mind him. He thinks you're wearing Crocs. 1.2762 0.04384 105 79 25 1
2119 Yes, we taught him to bark like a seal because his burbling growling was upsetting diners. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2120 Croc of soup for you? 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2121 He’s left over from pre-C19 when the place was swamped. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2122 Please tell your emotional support animal that by law we must cook the chicken. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2123 You're eating her mother. 1.2762 0.04784 105 80 22 3
2124 You'll have to order alligator. Crocodiles are out of season. 1.2762 0.04384 105 83 19 3
2125 Ma'am, your emotional support animal must be kept on a leash. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2126 I told you before you have to order Gatorade at the bar! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2127 He gets upset every time I say crockpot 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2128 Yeah, so we're going green and this is our new garbage disposal. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2129 I told you not to sing for your supper! 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2130 What's that? A chicken salad.. hold the greens, tomatoes and dressing. Chicken on the rare side and served dangling from the ceiling 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2131 And for your therapy pet, perhaps the chicken special? 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2132 I told you this isn’t an all you can eat buffet! 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2133 Gator waiter-haters gonna hate. 1.2762 0.04488 105 79 24 2
2134 This is Todd, our new eco-friendly trash compactor. 1.2762 0.04972 105 79 23 3
2135 Well, we had to change our policy on service animals. Otherwise, she's been a great addition. 1.2762 0.04784 105 78 25 2
2136 Do that again, and you'll end up an exotic handbag! 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2137 Pardon us miss, he doesn’t usually beg for humans off the table. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2138 It's the new FDA warning on consuming raw seafood and meats. 1.2762 0.04279 105 86 14 5
2139 Yea, a lot of people make that mistake. He's actually a crocodile. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2140 My recommendations? Leave some tidbits for him. 1.2762 0.05496 105 82 17 6
2141 Can I interest you in tonight’s special, ma’am? It’s fresh-caught. 1.2762 0.05152 105 80 21 4
2142 Don´t feed him anything he´ll get annoying 1.2762 0.03449 105 84 18 3
2143 Complaints Department- always available, ever eager. 1.2762 0.05327 105 81 19 5
2144 'So, you want her for dessert?' 1.2762 0.05661 105 83 15 7
2145 Carl, you're not you when you're hungry. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2146 For an après-lunch workout, wrestling is available. 1.2755 0.05577 98 76 17 5
2147 As you can see, our social distancing policy is strictly enforced. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2148 He wants you to wash his hands. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2149 He's a rescue. Captain Hook died. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2150 Just toss any leftovers into our new eco-friendly disposall. 1.2718 0.04616 103 76 26 1
2151 Stay six feet away. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2152 I said, "No begging!" I'll feed you on my break. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2153 Don't let him join you. He never picks up the check. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
2154 The rules are clear: if you gave him a treat earlier, he either gets your entire meal or YOU. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2155 And for your convenience, behind you is our mobile garbage disposal. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2156 Buy the effing dip!” 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 13 6
2157 My friend Ali always recommends the snapper. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2158 ‘ It’s a trick ,it’s a trick it’s a triikkkk,HELP!’’ 1.2718 0.04916 103 82 16 5
2159 If you decide to feed him there will be a $10.00 sharing fee. 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2160 Stay. You're tomorrow's dinner. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2161 That's charlie, he can be real sanppy sometimes. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2162 Al only sings like that to vegans. 1.2718 0.04616 103 76 26 1
2163 Our special for today is surf, turf and swamp. 1.2718 0.05012 103 78 22 3
2164 I'm sorry ma'am, but this is a crocodile free restaurant . Unless your "Alligator "friend has an ID I can't let him in . 1.2718 0.05198 103 79 20 4
2165 He's free-range. That's all we serve. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2166 dude keep 1 m distance please 1.2700 0.04683 100 74 25 1
2167 The owners are from Sweden and Louisiana. They've gone for a "minimalist swamp" decor. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2168 We're calling it "Lagoon-to-Table" 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2169 It's not dangerous, it's 6 feet from your table. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2170 that is where we dispose of leftovers and customer's who take photos of their meals 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2171 It's really the only way to enforce social distancing. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2172 I'm required by law to tell you not to get too close to that. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2173 He would appreciate it if you ordered a live chicken for him. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2174 He said, “It’s been awhile” and you’d know what he meant. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2175 She's my emotional support alligator 1.2700 0.04462 100 80 16 3
2176 No, you know the rules. You will not play around in the wild til you let the bird clean your teeth. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2177 Not until you can sing it on key. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2178 Hey, didn't we used to have those cute little seals down there? 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2179 I’ll have the blue skirt special. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2180 Stop reminding me about the railing. 1.2700 0.03583 100 78 21 1
2181 Stop laughing, you know it is pronounced HuNAN, not huMAN chicken 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2182 Do you want to hear about today's catch? 1.2700 0.05835 100 80 13 7
2183 Sir, please remember to cough into your elbow 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2184 Hey, six feet is six feet! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2185 He’s the restaurant’s mascot. We call him “C.U. Later”. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2186 I told you. No closer until social distancing requirements have been lifted! 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2187 Did you want something for your boyfriend? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2188 For the last time, alligator skin does not satisfy our no shirt-no service policy. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2189 Oh that...it can only happen in a cartoon. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2190 Being Vegan, she has no interest in pursuing a relationship. 1.2700 0.05660 100 79 15 6
2191 I'm sorry ma'am, I don't make the rules...that's the restaurant's social distancing policy. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2192 I don't think there's any such thing as a "Service" crock. Get him out of here. 1.2700 0.04574 100 76 22 2
2193 I hope you realize that that’s a bunch of croc! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2194 They're lower maintenance than dolphins, but this one can get a bit snappy 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2195 Do not fall for that ‘I’m choking’ gag. He ate the last person that tried to rescue him! 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2196 Shouldn't you be in the swamp with the other anti-vaxxers? 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2197 Restroom's that way and to the left. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2198 Frog's legs. Fetch! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2199 Because of Coronavirus, we no longer serve Bats. But we still have Alligators on the menu. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2200 Geez, at least keep your mouth droplets at a good distance when you snap at me. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2201 As a waitperson, I'm just a figment of your imagination these days. But Bob here is quite real and merely complying with stay-at-home orders. Nobody, however, bothered to explain to him whose home that was. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2202 Don’t mind him, he’s just the fumigator. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2203 No, we don't recommend petting. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2204 He's actually a Caiman. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2205 We were built around him 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2206 He knows all the songs from Mamma Mia. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2207 It's just until 6 feet becomes automatic. 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2208 'And don't give him any leftovers. He hates vegan food.' 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2209 That's the "Bond Villain Suprise". 1.2700 0.05478 100 78 17 5
2210 And is the little one going to need a high chair? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2211 We installed him to help with social distancing. 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2212 Would you consider sharing a table? 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2213 That’s our eco waste recycling device.” Robert E. Mayer Warsaw, IN Rmayer4399@comcast.net 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2214 you're out of toilet paper 1.2700 0.04894 100 75 23 2
2215 Social distancing has been really hard on him." 1.2700 0.04683 100 75 22 2
2216 On the bright side, we have a lot less garbage and complaints 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2217 and I told management, the reason no one likes Rainforest Cafe is because they're not realistic enough! 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2218 Tip or be tipped. 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2219 You can tell the chef yourself. 1.2700 0.05291 100 77 19 4
2220 Stay six feet back, dude! 1.2700 0.05096 100 76 21 3
2221 He's our "Kale-a-gator". 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
2222 Social distancing. 1.2692 0.04151 104 80 22 2
2223 Your order of Alligator bites will be right out.... 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2224 You can submit your complaints to him 1.2680 0.05185 97 74 20 3
2225 Sir, keep your distance. 1.2673 0.05052 101 77 21 3
2226 You want your pie a la moat? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2227 Why do you get alligator arms every time the bill shows up? 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2228 He’s trying to make his case against the crocodile soup. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2229 He’s how we insure social distancing. 1.2653 0.05139 98 78 16 4
2230 Don't worry - you're 6 feet away, so the droplets don't pose a threat. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2231 Are you going to eat that? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2232 All our entrees are grass fed and free range. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2233 I'm sorry, but we don't allow pets in the restaurant, only service animals. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2234 It sounded much better before he swallowed his accompanist 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2235 Calm down, I was joking when I said the special was alligator pie 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2236 Settle down. Or you will end up as tomorrow's soup of the day. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2237 You probably should have ordered something else. This guy really loves pho. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2238 Let me guess......take out? 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2239 This young lady is our special today. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2240 I told you alligator, I'd see you later. 1.2653 0.06077 98 80 10 8
2241 He misread "karaoke' as 'krokaoke,' and we haven't been able to stop him singing since. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2242 It’s hardly enough for her! 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2243 Down, Albert! Naughty boy for begging 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2244 Sir, we are requesting that guests stay 6-feet away from each other. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2245 Our social distancing associates are here to provide a fun and authentic experience for all guests. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2246 I already told you sir, you have to elbow sneeze. 1.2653 0.05533 98 80 12 6
2247 No, Liam, you’re staying that way for the next hour to think about why throwing things at your mom is wrong. 1.2653 0.02919 98 83 11 4
2248 Six feet YOU! 1.2653 0.04822 98 76 19 3
2249 My name's Dave, I'll be the one serving you today. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2250 Tastes like chicken. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2251 Please return your left overs over there. We are practicing zero waste. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2252 You just wait for the doggy bag! 1.2653 0.04483 98 72 26 0
2253 He thinks he’s a therapy dog, but really just needs therapy. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2254 Does he want water as well? 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2255 Are you in a New Yorker cartoon? Because there’s an animal in a place you wouldn’t expect it behind you. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2256 Oh, him. He usually isn't very demanding. Did you by any chance bring any small children with you 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2257 Stay! Not this one. She already left a tip. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2258 He is here to reinforce the social distancing rules 1.2653 0.05340 98 78 15 5
2259 We're encouraging carry out orders. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2260 My apologies. This is a bad place to bring a blind date. 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2261 Our new moat! Part of the shelter in place program. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2262 He likes twenty percent tips. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2263 Oh that? That's the new CDC guideline for parties of two or more. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2264 He objects to people eating alligators soup in his presence so pretend your eating chicken and noodle soup. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2265 Diners toss him antidepressants. Never seen a tear. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2266 He wants you to be friends. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2267 The Mariachis couldn't make it. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2268 Yeah, the lobsters were just too much work. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2269 Jeff is here to make sure you stay six feet away from other customers. Please tip him. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2270 The day's special: fresh Nile crocodile 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2271 I would suggest giving him the rest of your stew if you are not going to eat it. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
2272 I told you, six feet is the minimum distance! 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2273 They say that hunger is the best spice, but our friend Gary over there finds fear to be equally, if not more, delicious. Now ma'am, tell me what exactly was the issue with your croutons? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2274 Purse or shoes as a side? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2275 Our newest addition: table-to-farm 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2276 I'll concede that we're both technically service animals, sure. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2277 Service alligator? 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2278 He'll stop whining if you just ignore him. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2279 If I may sir, the gator recommends any small mammal up to deer size. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 17 4
2280 Our "no dining in" policy is being strictly enforced. 1.2653 0.05901 98 79 12 7
2281 Yep, They taste and sound like chicken. 1.2653 0.04483 98 72 26 0
2282 Watch your step, we’re in Florida. 1.2653 0.04483 98 72 26 0
2283 How 'bout a little treat for your service animal... 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2284 Honey, you can not have her for dinner! tonight! 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2285 Now Billie, you wait for dessert like we talked about. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2286 Harold, what are you doing here? I thought I said, ‘see you LATER!’ 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2287 Your meal is ready Sr. 1.2653 0.05340 98 77 15 5
2288 Don't jump in there, we're trying to keep him vegan. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2289 He looks part borzoi, but we're holding off on the DNA test. 1.2653 0.05139 98 77 17 4
2290 Good boy ! Now roll over. 1.2653 0.04712 98 76 20 2
2291 Yes, it is a crocodile. That's kind of a dumb question. 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2292 Sneeze into your elbow! 1.2653 0.05720 98 78 14 6
2293 He's cheaper than a band and he solves our leftover problem. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2294 I’ve been out of a job for two weeks, can I at least get some Gator Aid? 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2295 I'm sorry, sir. No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2296 When you're finished, your dishes go right over there. 1.2653 0.04712 98 73 24 1
2297 For some reason, people tend not to like sitting at this particular table. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2298 Are you here to meet someone for a bite? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2299 We provide the full gator experience, soup and threatening proximity. 1.2653 0.04930 98 74 22 2
2300 Nice choice, ma’am. Now what dipping sauce would you like? 1.2653 0.05533 98 77 16 5
2301 Today's special of sauteed alligator tail comes with a free set of luggage. 1.2653 0.04116 98 78 17 3
2302 Don't even think of dining and dashing. 1.2653 0.05139 98 75 20 3
2303 I knew you’d want the side of beef. 1.2653 0.05340 98 76 18 4
2304 You've already had breakfast. 1.2626 0.05094 99 76 20 3
2305 Our garbage disposal is acting up again. 1.2604 0.05589 96 76 15 5
2306 Don't worry, Miss. That's the owner's pet and he rarely bites. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2307 Well, I will say, he appears to be more emotionally supportive than my boyfriend. 1.2604 0.04740 96 72 23 1
2308 No worries. He’ll be on the menu next week. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2309 That’s the croc-pot chef. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2310 That there is the reason I suggested you move to the other side of the table 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2311 He' s recommending the turtle soup. 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2312 Oh, he's just a metaphor for dining out. 1.2604 0.04966 96 73 21 2
2313 Try the alligator soup. It is to die for. 1.2604 0.04121 96 77 16 3
2314 Don’t worry, his diet is strictly vegan 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2315 Oh no, Bob left the complaint department door open again. 1.2604 0.05782 96 77 13 6
2316 I've told you a million times. you'll get fed after the bill is paid 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2317 Trust me. Don't feed him, or he'll just keep begging. 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
2318 We feed him on bad tippers 1.2604 0.05182 96 74 19 3
2319 He too is about to eat. 1.2581 0.04811 93 70 22 1
2320 He’s warning you, in spit droplets, that your chair has only three legs. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2321 No, she's not eating one of yours ! 1.2577 0.04698 97 73 23 1
2322 Careful, he is very hungry for assistants today! 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2323 Gater wanna Quacker 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2324 ..and free refills of gatoraide 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2325 Oh, don't worry, he's never bitten anyone. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2326 She’ll have a second bowl of the fish soup to go. 1.2577 0.02443 97 80 15 2
2327 And this is our new swim instructor, he’s really motivational. They say he’s the reason Michael Phelps won all those medals. 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2328 She wants you to meet her boyfriend! 1.2577 0.04464 97 79 16 2
2329 Look, its an alligator. 1.2577 0.06092 97 80 9 8
2330 He shows up whenever someone clicks that Bill Haley & The Comets oldie on our juke box. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2331 He usually calms down if you give him a bite of your arm. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2332 Oh that, that is for our special guests. 1.2577 0.05135 97 75 19 3
2333 "It just wants a treat, you or your tofu." 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2334 Should I get him the kids menu? 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
2335 I hate to be a bother, but could I get refill when you have a chance? 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
2336 Don't you think you're a bit underdressed? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2337 You mean you didn't order that? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2338 No, she is not an appetizer. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2339 Your crocodile tears will not get you served any faster. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2340 I might be more inclined to buy those crocodile tears if you weren't an alligator. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2341 Leave her out of it! I told you we'd wrestle after my shift was over. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2342 Fine, I'll have her. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2343 No..the last time you bought a drink for someone, your alligator arms couldn't reach your wallet!! 1.2553 0.05440 94 73 16 4
2344 At "Miami Mike's" even our food disposal unit is "on theme". 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2345 And that is the new TFSA security line separating domestic from international sections of the food court. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2346 Talk to the manager? Yes ma’am, he’s right here. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2347 Don't forget to tip your singing wader. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2348 Separate checks you say! 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2349 We recycle leftovers. 1.2553 0.04522 94 70 24 0
2350 I'll get to you in a while. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2351 Don’t worry - He is here just to enforce social distancing. And since you are dining alone, you are all good! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2352 Tell him, yes, he needs a leash. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2353 Don't back up. He thinks you're dinner. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2354 No, not a garbage disposal - that’s if a patron uses a plastic straw. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2355 You could order the fried alligator appetizer, but it will take awhile to prepare! 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2356 Her eggs are 100% cage-free. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2357 Throw any leftovers in our garbage-disposal unit. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2358 As I said, this place has the most authentic Louisiana gumbo anywhere, even the wildlife agree. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2359 The chef would prefer you didn’t order the soup. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2360 Here is tonight's special; direct from the crock pot. 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2361 You're good, but open mic night is tomorrow. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2362 He gets a little snippy if you don't tip him. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2363 That reminds me, we've added Gatorade to our drink menu. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2364 That is our fresh special of the day! 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2365 Sorry, I said the gators were fresh. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2366 Excuse me, waiter, can I get a to-go box for my gator? 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2367 Shake a paw! 1.2553 0.05334 94 76 13 5
2368 He sings for tips. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2369 What's our tipping policy again? 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2370 I told you not to wear your crocs! 1.2553 0.04261 94 76 17 1
2371 Now, I’m not going to have to talk to you again about social distancing am I? 1.2553 0.05846 94 76 12 6
2372 Be careful, don’t give him a handout. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2373 He was waiting for the Turtle Soup and you got the last bowl." 1.2553 0.05002 94 74 17 3
2374 Are you gonna eat that? 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2375 He only bites when he's hungry. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2376 Your Florida salad, ma'am. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2377 Ummm. He needs to be on a leash. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2378 We are a farm-to-table-to-swamp establishment. 1.2553 0.05647 94 75 14 5
2379 Uh-oh, seems you were right, there's never just one. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2380 We don't allow pets, but he's an emotional duress animal. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2381 The last customers refused to social distance. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2382 That's his, 'I can't wait for dessert' look. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2383 Just to let you know: He won't be satisfied with a sandwich. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2384 You’re late for your reservation so I gave your table to her. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2385 He didn't fit into the lobster tank. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2386 He used to do a thing called the crocodile rock. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2387 Don’t encourage him. Since he ate the dog he feels entitled. 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2388 Just so you know, we are strictly enforcing social distancing here. 1.2553 0.05440 94 74 16 4
2389 Yes, I'll get your order in a sec. Don't you see I'm tending to another customer? 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2390 It's been a while. 1.2553 0.04125 94 78 13 3
2391 Clearly our Alligator soup is always fresh. 1.2553 0.04768 94 71 22 1
2392 Hey Chance, no rapping! 1.2553 0.05226 94 73 18 3
2393 Figurately speaking, his bark is worse than his bite 1.2553 0.05002 94 72 20 2
2394 Seems extreme, but he’s really helped enforce social distancing. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2395 Just water for you, sir? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2396 I didn't say we had avocados, I said we had alligator pairs. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2397 She's not on the menu. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2398 The last person who tipped 10% ended up in there. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2399 We don't do doggy bags. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2400 He thinks 10% is not enough 1.2500 0.05382 92 75 12 5
2401 Don't you tick-tock me. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2402 Ya know? Redecorating with a gator moat may have been a bad idea." 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2403 Is she bothering you croc? 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2404 Yes, the Gator meat is fresh 1.2500 0.05175 88 68 18 2
2405 Our new composter. Just clear your plate down his gullett 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2406 In a while, crocodile. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2407 Oh yeah, I almost forgot the special of the day: chicken fried gator with gravy and biscuits. 1.2500 0.04795 92 72 18 2
2408 It's our new recycling initiative 1.2500 0.04918 92 73 16 3
2409 Err so this is awkward. Casper here ordered the 42 year dry aged woman. Mind coming with me? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2410 Ignore him, you're a group of one. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2411 Don't mind him. He's just hungry 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2412 We're testing out a new garborgator to dispose of leftovers. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2413 Our alligator sushi is locally grown. 1.2500 0.05270 92 74 14 4
2414 He and I are in agreement- you are a luscious dish. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2415 Please recycle any leftovers. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2416 Please control your emotional support animal! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2417 Sorry, he can't stay unless he is a service animal. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2418 Don't worry about him. Just make sure to give me a good tip. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2419 Gator waiter gaydar 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2420 Don't worry, he only bites small tippers. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2421 Ma'am, is that a service animal? 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2422 You said your friend will be wearing a green leather jacket? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2423 Don't worry - he's only after leftovers. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2424 And I will see YOU later.... 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2425 Frankly, it was cheaper than composting 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2426 ...and organics go over there. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2427 We are organic, all farm to table, and anything you don’t finish, we compost. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2428 See you later, alligator” gets him every time 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2429 We caught him trying to dine and dash. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2430 The boss is a Luddite and that's his garbage disposal. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2431 Didn't you say you'll see him later? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2432 Complaining won't make a seat available any faster. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2433 Just don’t feed him! 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2434 If you don't like your service, give it to him. He'll eat anything 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2435 We strongly encourage composting here. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2436 You do tip well, don't you? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2437 I know you complained your soup is cold. But that’s a crock. 1.2500 0.03978 92 74 16 2
2438 he's here for the early bird special ..... 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2439 I don’t care if that’s your “comfort animal”— it’s scaring the other diners. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2440 Would you like to hear about our specials? 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2441 You can have your pick of crocodile; just make sure you eat it before it eats you. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2442 This place has a real Miami Vice vibe. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2443 Hey, it's been a while. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2444 Is that Snapper Soup? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2445 I know you don't like my jokes but he's eating 'em up 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2446 Six feet. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2447 We have a no-waste policy now. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2448 No, you may not have her for lunch. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2449 He is the only one who sees your tip. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2450 He's not observing 6 feet separation 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2451 Captain Hook used to eat here until he was eaten here. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2452 Please just toss the unfinished soup over there. I'll get your check. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2453 This is our new organic biodegradable garbage disposal. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2454 I'm afraid she's not on the menu. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2455 Matt Lauer was an initial investor. 1.2500 0.04539 92 73 17 2
2456 Yes, the alligator is very fresh. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2457 Coffee, tea, or Gatorade?” 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2458 couldn't find his babysitter, so had to bring him to work 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2459 I’ve told you before, you’re not getting in here without a mask 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2460 I'm sorry....we only allow alligators, not crocodiles! 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2461 Ma’am, the manager is ready to see you. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2462 He pops up here to chow down 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2463 And remember to tip the wait staff generously. 1.2500 0.04795 92 70 21 1
2464 Interested in being today’s Special? 1.2500 0.04539 92 75 14 3
2465 Why don't you ask him if the customer's always right? 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2466 Could I see your vegan menu? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2467 No Hank, she is not the amuse bouche tonight 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2468 Don't mind him, he's been snappy all morning. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2469 He helps us enforce social distancing. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2470 He’s here to ensure social distancing 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2471 Don't worry, he's COVID-19 free! 1.2500 0.05038 92 70 18 2
2472 I can assure you, nothing slips through the crocs here! 1.2500 0.04539 92 74 15 3
2473 Take your time and be careful when exiting. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2474 Ma'am, just because we provide moat seating doesn't mean you can bring in your alligator. 1.2500 0.04669 92 72 18 2
2475 Stop squawking! There’s no alligator meat in the bouillabaisse 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2476 We recycle---please deposit uneaten food there. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2477 Remember, bad things happen when he does not eat first. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2478 I told him the manager would ‘see him later’. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2479 Don't let his opinion affect your Yelp review, he only eats the leftovers. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2480 Now, Carleton. What did we learn about patience? 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2481 No, Craig. I said we’re over. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2482 Knock it off, she can order turtle soup if she wants to. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2483 He's saying he's hungry and he's either gonna you or your leftovers. Your call. 1.2500 0.05270 92 72 17 3
2484 and this is our high quality, never frozen meat. 1.2500 0.05038 92 71 19 2
2485 You might want to keep more than a social distance from him. 1.2500 0.05705 92 74 13 5
2486 Your meal is coming. 1.2500 0.05492 92 73 15 4
2487 Waiter: Eat a snickers Debra. You become a cold blooded, reptilian beast when you don’t have anything to eat. Customer: That’s not Debra. That’s a wild alligator. Waiter: Well then it looks like we have a situation on our hands. 1.2473 0.04872 93 73 15 3
2488 He recommends the croque monsieur 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2489 A seat by the moat gets you a view and gator special. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2490 Since his Broadway show, ‘Snap’ had to close because of the Coronavirus, he is our new singing waiter! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2491 Not only do they eat the leftovers, they also make great handbags. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2492 There's a time and a place for everything, but this isn't it! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2493 Don't worry. Alligators, like dogs, can't transmit the coronavirus. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2494 Roll over and over and over and over and... 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2495 Never mind the menu, I’ll take that one, just chuck her over here! Oh, and hold the fork and knife! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2496 No I didn't mean Red Snapper, Green Snapper is the special. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2497 Only in New York. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2498 Our yelp reviews have gotten better now that snippy eats disgruntled customers. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2499 Please direct your complaints to the manager. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2500 I'm sorry, Sir but we're out of Lobster Tails Newberg. 1.2472 0.04998 89 71 15 3
2501 We're out of chicken today. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2502 It's okay, he's my emotional support alligator. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2503 Ignore him. He always gets a bit agitated when I recommend the fried gator balls appetizer. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2504 We hired him as our social distancer 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2505 We no longer give him human food because we're trying to teach him not to beg. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2506 He says he highly recommends the crème brûlée to finish your meal. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2507 Don't beg, she may want a to go box. 1.2472 0.04458 89 71 16 2
2508 Can I interest you in a slice of Pomeranian? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2509 Why yes, the meat has been locally sourced. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2510 It's at your disposal. 1.2472 0.05367 89 72 13 4
2511 That’s the new health department investi-gator. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2512 I'm sorry, we do have someone waiting for this table.... 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2513 You guys know a Captain Hook? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2514 Your service croc? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2515 He's only for customers who tip less than 15 percent. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2516 The alligator sandwich will be available a little later! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2517 He loves to be petted. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2518 He's laughing his head off. Gators can't catch COVID-19. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2519 Sorry for the disturbance. He doesn’t realize you ordered the veggie ramen. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2520 Don't mind him. He's just there to enforce the social distancing rules 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2521 Since when does the six foot rule apply to gators? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2522 Just tell him that if he keeps that up he will be luggage. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2523 Crock "of" Soup? I thought you said "and" soup! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2524 We have a "No tip? We tip!" policy. 1.2472 0.04868 89 71 16 2
2525 I told the owner it's like a swamp down there with the leaky plumbing. 1.2472 0.02665 89 75 12 2
2526 And finally we have this corn meal fed, lean, fully grown female fried or grilled. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2527 That is our environmentally friendly garbage disposal. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2528 She heard you were ordering the paleo bowl 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2529 Be sure to stay at least six feet away from the social distancing pit. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2530 I do not taste like chicken ! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2531 Our new concept is alligator farm to table. Lucky for me, it's self-serve, too." 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2532 Here it’s gator-ate. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2533 Our special of the day is Croc au vin." 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2534 You wouldn't believe how much it cost to rep-tile the floor. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2535 I told you, no more soup. And don't give me that crocodile tear look either." 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2536 That’s why I suggested changing tables if you order the duck. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2537 You will be on the menu if you don't stop begging! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2538 ...meanwhile at the CROCK-POT CAFE... "No ma'am, he's not begging for mercy, he's just singin' the blues. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2539 Gary, I swear to god, this is the last time i'm going to tell you where the bathroom is. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2540 Funny enough, they taste a little like poodle. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2541 I told you -- no more Knock Knock jokes! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2542 We named him Rona, 'cause if you get too close, you die 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2543 Keep a distanced of 6 feet. And no smoking. 1.2472 0.06448 89 75 6 8
2544 I need a hug. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2545 Be careful. If you feed them, they just come up and eat our customers. 1.2472 0.06247 89 74 8 7
2546 When we built straddling the Colorado-New Mexico border, little did we imagine a president would declare a national emergency and build this moat through our building. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2547 Correction: this *crocodile* ie about to attack you. Notice its pointy snout. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2548 I only have teeth for you! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2549 That right there? That's the motherfucker that bit off my cock. Luckily I'm transitioning, but still, it hurt like a bitch. Anyway, how's the Cream of Sum Young Guy? 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2550 Your mouthiness is the main reason we are not swamped 1.2472 0.04599 89 69 19 1
2551 Our "Small Bites" menu is a bit of a misnomer. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2552 No, first let her finish. 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2553 And would your service animal also like some gumbo? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2554 Late to your matinee Jolene!? Get your prehistoric ass in hair and makeup now. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2555 We make our gatorade fresh at the table here. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2556 Well, this is a creative reaction to our “no dog” policy. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2557 Normally he doesn’t pester the customers but his regular weed guy is out of town. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2558 And that's where we feed our patrons who don't tip. 1.2472 0.05247 89 72 13 4
2559 That's today's special. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2560 Whine all you want, I told you we don’t have any more children! 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2561 Isn't he cute, begging for scraps and extra body parts! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2562 He’s reminding you to social distance. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2563 Did you want separate checks? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2564 He’s there to make sure you maintain social distance. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2565 So you'll have the moat-meal? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2566 Don’t eat this one. The next one is flavored with Chanel No. 5. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2567 He gets snappy when people ask for doggie bags 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2568 His bark is worse than his bite, but you might want to move to a different table. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2569 We’re a zero trash establishment, just toss any food scraps to the big guy and he’ll take care of it. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2570 You don't fool me - those are crocodile tears. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2571 He's begging for scraps again - don't humor him. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2572 Correctly identify it as a crocodile or an alligator for us, and your salad will be on the house tonight. Deal? 1.2472 0.05124 89 71 15 3
2573 He wants another damn gatorade! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2574 “Yes madam, our A-- L- L-I-G-A-T--O-R is fresh, but with your Prefered 'Dining by the Pit' seating, it might be best for you to spell that or refer to this dish as Seafood Stew.” 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2575 It’s the best I can do since we’re not gonna be able to get down to Florida for a while 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2576 You look so tempting ; I'd stay a long way from the Gator. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2577 I would stay 6 feet away...then again you could risk it. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2578 Be patient, your snack is coming. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2579 Throw him a fish. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2580 We wanted to remind our patrons why they should seriously consider vegetarianism. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2581 That’s were the plumber was working 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2582 He's not actually begging. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2583 Are you sure you want to send that soup back? 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2584 Dude, no. All-you-can-eat sushi night is TUESDAY. How many times are we going to go through this? 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2585 He wants his tossed salad. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2586 If you eat another customer your out of here. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2587 Our new carbon free dishwasher 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2588 And that's what happens when you don't to tip 1.2472 0.05124 89 71 15 3
2589 It was your husband who kept feeding him from the table. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2590 He likes to eat for his supper. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2591 Stop begging and wait til she pays 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2592 Despite what the tears might imply, we treat our crocodiles with the utmost care. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2593 This is what you get when you don't drain the swamp ! 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2594 After what we've dealt with the past couple weeks, this is nothing. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2595 If only the experts had listened to Trump’s intuition in the first place, these alligator pits would have let us reopen the economy and stop the virus from spreading weeks ago. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2596 It's cheaper than having a general manager on payroll. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2597 Order Up 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2598 I'm social distancing myself from Spring Break. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2599 Direct from the sewers of Manhattan we have fresh alligator today. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2600 Several people asked for a pool, but I preferred a swamp. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2601 You can order the tail, the loin or a new purse. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2602 The bathroom is that way. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2603 Look, No shoes, no Izod shirt , no service. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2604 And this attraction is why your salad costs $15. 1.2472 0.04998 89 71 14 3
2605 If you can wrestle him you win a free alligator dinner and if you finish the entire gator wait for it .......free desert 1.2472 0.05367 89 69 16 3
2606 Don't worry, he's just showing off. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2607 The Governor sent him over to encourage customers to opt for takeout. 1.2472 0.04998 89 71 15 3
2608 That sir, is a load of croc. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2609 His bark is much worse than his bite. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2610 All bark and a little bite. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2611 Trump and the climate change deniers were wrong about the rising seas. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2612 Sorry, Miss. No pets allowed. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2613 DID YOU TELL HIM YOU’D SEE HIM LATER? 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2614 Allie here’s in charge of composting. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2615 Can I Bayou another drink.” J Torpey High Point, N 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2616 No begging Lyle! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2617 We all split our tips with him. That way, everyone's happy. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2618 For your convenience, our signature moat will prevent you from getting within six feet of another customer's table. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2619 Down boy! Sorry ... still have some kinks to work out of our new social distancing moats. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2620 I said no more Fruit Loops. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2621 The trashcan is right behind you ! Lady . Please hurry up , as I am getting real hungry. We are all trying to keep our distance ! 1.2472 0.04599 89 71 16 2
2622 We switched to an eco-friendly garbage disposal. Only the leftovers, please, even if he insists on you! 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2623 Take it up with the chef. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2624 We are all out of lobster but if you like you can choose an alligator from the pond 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2625 Ah, ah,ah...6 feet apart, Sir. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2626 No - you are the leftovers. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2627 Turn around and listen to me! I tell you that is a crocodile because it has a V-shaped snout! 1.2472 0.04599 89 67 22 0
2628 Oh -- also alligator, but that's a pre-order item. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2629 This is our fresh catch of the day. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2630 He’s pretty good if you can tolerate countertenor. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2631 Oh, Igor? He’s our social distancing monitor. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2632 He thinks he’s entitled to service just because his last name is Lacoste 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2633 He’s here to give you our “Swamp Specials.” 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2634 And what exactly did you do with my cat? 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2635 That's our protein special! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2636 I recommend the alligator, it comes with teeth 1.2472 0.05367 89 72 13 4
2637 Did someone order Gatorade? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2638 Hey, pal. You are not six feet away. Let's be socially responsible. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2639 Don't worry about Big Al. He only bites bad tippers. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2640 I told you not to serve alligator soup! 1.2472 0.04735 89 70 17 2
2641 I'm so offended that you thought I was an alligator! Is my snout really that wide? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2642 Crocodiles will now deliver any seafood. Get used to the new norm! 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2643 I usually advise folks at this table not to order the Fish Chowder 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2644 THAT'S the manager, Karen. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2645 And there's our pit orchestra. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2646 It smells your fear. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2647 Sorry, but no one else applied for the position. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2648 Tears or not, no doggie bags for him. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2649 If he's satisfied with the tip, he'll stay where he is. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2650 Yes, I know that's not how it goes. I told you "just a moment" because I'm with a customer. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2651 We’re just trying out a new sustainable approach to waste management. He’s looking after the leftovers. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2652 Not to worry. For some reason he's not fond of our turtle soup. 1.2472 0.05124 89 76 7 6
2653 No, he’s always coughed like that. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2654 He insisted you be at least six feet away. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2655 so... are you gonna eat that or can I? 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2656 When the swamp became a cesspool he decided it was time to find a new home. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2657 Surprisingly fond of kolrabi, actually. 1.2472 0.04735 89 70 17 2
2658 The lady wants to hear,"Ive Got You Under My Skin." 1.2472 0.04161 89 75 10 4
2659 You heard me right: I said make it snappy. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2660 She said she would see you later. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2661 He’s the main ingredient in the Dundee stew... 1.2472 0.04312 89 72 15 2
2662 The lady with the alligator purse is a big tipper. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2663 Oh , never mind my therapy companion. Harry is just getting a little hungry. 1.2472 0.05824 89 72 12 5
2664 I don't care who sent you, we asked for ventilators not alligators. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2665 Oh, he's harmless. His snap is much bigger than his bite. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2666 Her favorite songs are "Happy Trails to You" and "Happy Entrails to Me. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2667 We’re trying out a new garbage disposal system 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2668 Tonight's special comes with a very nice pair of shoes. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
2669 If you’re still hungry, the carving station just opened. 1.2472 0.05367 89 70 16 3
2670 We find the tips improve when he comes around ! 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2671 If I'm not back with your order in 10 minutes, just glance into the pit. 1.2472 0.05600 89 71 14 4
2672 He's telling you that this is one pocketbook that your not getting" 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2673 She smells the scent of another alligator on you. 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
2674 Allie! You know you're not supposed to beg at the table! 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
2675 Just be sure to social distance, and you'll be fine. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2676 He wandered in one day, and now his lawyer says he has squatter's rights. 1.2444 0.03085 90 73 16 1
2677 Sorry, when I said it tasted like chicken, I was talking to him. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2678 Since we got Al, there’s been way less dine and dashers. 1.2444 0.04555 90 73 15 2
2679 If you don't have something nice to hiss, don't hiss anything at all 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2680 This is the kind of place where you get to see what you eat, while you eat. 1.2444 0.04124 90 73 15 2
2681 I think he wants some of your granola 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2682 If he spits in the soup, lunch is on the house. 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2683 Don't feed him, you'll only spoil him 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2684 We like to make our diners feel like they are part of the natural world... 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2685 The trap door was removed due to health and safety. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2686 Maybe it's the vibrato, but that 'My Way' of his speaks to my inner Drake every time. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2687 That's where we send back customers who send back their food. 1.2444 0.04555 90 68 22 0
2688 When I said 'the soup has bite', this is what I meant 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2689 Don’t mind Charlie, he always gets a little snappy around lunchtime. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2690 Him? Oh he's our Gator waiter. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2691 He stayed only a foot long for years when I kept him in the aquarium at home, but he’s grown like crazy since I brought him here and introduce him to bad tippers. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2692 What does he want? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2693 We aren’t sure how he learned it, but he has been barking at all our customers for some time now — 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2694 Betcha HE knows where Carol’s husband is! 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2695 When he first started with the Poke Salad Annie shtick we thought it was cute, but frankly it’s gotten a little old. 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2696 The chef was getting sick of the 1-star Yelp reviews, so now we just toss in anyone that doesn't seem to be enjoying their food. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2697 Don't tease him. He's been binge watching old episodes of 'The Crocodile Hunter' ever since the University of Florida furloughed him over the coronavirus. 1.2444 0.05074 90 70 18 2
2698 Don’t worry he’s friendly. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2699 Now the alligator soup might be something you would think about for next week! 1.2444 0.04822 90 69 20 1
2700 He loves sushi 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2701 Translated it means he ate Flipper and Lassie! 1.2444 0.04822 90 77 10 3
2702 This is not the way it happened in "It's a Wonderful Life." 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2703 Aw, snap. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2704 When we're up to our necks in alligator, it's easy to forget that our goal is to serve turtle soup. 1.2444 0.05978 90 74 10 6
2705 Today's special is gator bites. 1.2444 0.05544 90 72 14 4
2706 NOT NOW! NOT YET! How many times do I have to tell you? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2707 Let me guess... forgot "your" toilet paper again... 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2708 I don't recommend the gator bites. 1.2444 0.05765 90 73 12 5
2709 Your song needs a hook 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
2710 That's not the gator barking- it's your dog. 1.2442 0.05715 86 69 13 4
2711 He comes with the appetizer. 1.2414 0.03993 87 71 14 2
2712 Quiet, or I'll turn you into a croc pot. 1.2414 0.05289 87 71 12 4
2713 Blofeld's economising. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2714 Our kitchen staff all wear crocs. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2715 It does taste like chicken, but it’s fresh. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2716 Keep an arm's length away when tossing your food scraps. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2717 Today's Special: Crocodile Meat & Greet 1.2414 0.04757 87 68 12 3
2718 I told you it takes a reptillian brain to enjoy your jokes. 1.2414 0.02292 87 75 10 2
2719 Meet our tip monitor. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2720 Yeah, we're going to need the table back. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2721 For tips, she does politicial impressions. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2722 It’s an alligator naming contest. Or if you want to go meta, you could caption this whole scene.” 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2723 She’s wearing Izod. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2724 You ordered 'al dente' right? 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2725 Chance, seriously. Enough is enough. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2726 Oh yeah. So. Cool pivot this week: our compost bins are now an alligator. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2727 You’re not at Gatorland anymore, so stop begging for frozen chickens. 1.2414 0.05161 87 68 17 2
2728 Pay no attention to his Yelp review of the alligator soup. 1.2414 0.04895 87 67 19 1
2729 Looks like the Quinoa is a hit. 1.2414 0.04315 87 70 16 1
2730 He'll eat everything you just touched. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2731 He’s thinking of ordering the same thing as you, but wants to know how spicy it is. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2732 This question is, who should feed whom? 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2733 This guy’s been really difficult since we launched our vegan menu. 1.2414 0.05656 87 70 13 4
2734 We thought this would be a more appropriate restaurant decoration rather than a big gold fish display. 1.2414 0.05289 87 71 12 4
2735 We’ve got two specials today.. 1.2414 0.05414 87 69 15 3
2736 I wouldn't give him a hand 1.2414 0.05887 87 71 11 5
2737 Did you notice your emotional support Yorkie is missing? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
2738 That's the manager, if you still want to talk to him. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2739 Stay safe. Keep at least 6 feet away from both of us. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2740 Wait until you hear his Johnny Mathis impression 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2741 No more tears! I already told you, your meal is almost done with hers. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2742 The fish tank was too boring for our spicy restaurant 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2743 For any food complaints - contact the crocodile 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2744 We have developed a new approach to recycling. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2745 It's our new social distancing coordinator. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2746 Teaching him to bark was not that easy. More noodles? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2747 She says the whole chicken thing is urban legend. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2748 When I first went vegan, I had a few slips too. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2749 Talk about being between a rock and a hard place.... 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2750 That cursed beast liked the taste of me so well, he's followed me ever since. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2751 Bark like a Chihuahua and I’ll throw you a chicken. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2752 We both want tips. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2753 No Rosco! This is not your desert! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2754 Would like to try today’s special? 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2755 If you want a handbag to match your outfit I can fish him out and add it to your tab. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2756 That's right, pal...social distancing applies to you too! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2757 He helps keep our clientele on their toes 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2758 Our understanding of a Diner is NOT mutual... 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2759 That sounds like a dry cough... Are you sure your dog doesn't have coronavirus? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2760 Don't worry. He's trained just for virus carriers. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2761 Only the freshest seafood is on our menu. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2762 Ok, whose first? 1.2386 0.05110 88 71 14 3
2763 Here it comes, Covid-219. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2764 Boy is he barking up the wrong tree! 1.2386 0.04570 88 74 10 4
2765 Umm ma’am, we’d really appreciate it if you could do your part and sit 6 feet from the crocodile please... 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2766 You are next. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2767 For just a second, you forgot, didn't you? 1.2386 0.04570 88 67 21 0
2768 That is our to go bag....eventually. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2769 Dinner at the Hard Crock Cafe 1.2386 0.06046 88 73 9 6
2770 He'll have what you're having... and then he'll have you. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2771 Sparkling or still? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2772 Until this is over, you're here to be eaten, not to eat. Lynn Marchand Goldstein Portland OR 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2773 Please mind the gap. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2774 He handles our problem of plastics disposal. 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2775 Yeah, I don't get it either. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2776 Yes, even you need to self distance." "That's a crock. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2777 The health department still gave us a B, so we're keeping it. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2778 Oh, that? We're trying to discourage dine-and-dash. 1.2386 0.05826 88 72 11 5
2779 He would like you to go. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2780 He really wants to see you later. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2781 Is he registered as an emotional support animal? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2782 I'm sure she knows our tipping policy is optional. 1.2386 0.04275 88 68 20 0
2783 Larry had trouble reaching the table tops so we switched him over to garbage removal. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2784 This is Chad. We stopped serving alligator soup, so he'll be shadowing me. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2785 At least someone here likes my jokes. 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2786 It's had quite a tough time adjusting to social distancing. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2787 Try the rolls 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2788 That's reptilian for "please." 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2789 I said I'd see him after 'while, and he just started snapping at me! 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2790 We are a sustainable “fork to farm” restaurant: you’ll now be eaten and transformed into fertiliser. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2791 Don't worry. He doesn't eat vegetarians who leave large tips. Right, Tick-Tock? 1.2386 0.05110 88 69 17 2
2792 I'm guessing that "see ya later" is just not working? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2793 And this is why we rank high on authenticity 1.2386 0.04847 88 68 19 1
2794 May I recommend our fresh alligator steak, rare and al dente? 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
2795 I don't know if he wants your Chinook Salmon - Salad or you 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2796 I know you're from Florida, but we won't serve your comfort animal. 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
2797 He doesn't know it but alligator burgers are next week's special. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
2798 Be good and you can have her leftovers. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2799 I’ll give you a hint: “Tastes like chicken”. 1.2360 0.04526 89 73 13 3
2800 Told you it'd be in a while, not later...... 1.2360 0.06194 89 75 7 7
2801 Not seasonal, no. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2802 On today's menu, we feature a woman, freshly fed for your enjoyment. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2803 Darn, We just got your service peacock approved! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2804 Two toddlers coming right up 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2805 Technically, it’s his restaurant. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2806 Wait to be seated! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2807 I see you met our Chef’s Special of the Day, See you later or After While 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2808 Told ya I wasn't kidding when I said "be rude one more time and something dangerous will come" 1.2360 0.05424 89 74 10 5
2809 Hope you're vegan. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2810 We are out of the tuna tartare, but the crocodile ceviche is really fresh. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2811 He won't bus your table until you leave. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2812 She's not your supper, and singing will not change my mind. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2813 I'll get to you later, gator! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2814 At first my boss said no, but when it comes to emotional support animals, all means all. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2815 I suggest either broiled ,sauted or better yet Cajun style 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2816 Actually, it’s a crocodile. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2817 Would you like me to get a rabbit or two for your friend? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2818 No, Miss, THAT's a croc. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2819 I heard this is the in place for fresh seafood. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2820 I needed a mouser but I'm allergic to cats. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2821 He's suggesting that you leave a generous tip. 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2822 Now he's really hungry, so you'd better leave a huge tip and leave. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2823 Don't worry, green crocs can't jump. 1.2360 0.04526 89 71 17 1
2824 She won't bother you unless you order the baby alligator salad. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2825 If you want to send it back give it to him 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2826 He’s for the bad tippers. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2827 And after you finish, he would like a word with you. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2828 The gator soup is exquisite. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2829 She’s the one who quarantined you! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2830 Your scraps don’t wind up in a landfill, and we support an endangered species. It’s an environmental “win-win.” 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2831 We used to have a bayou-theme, but we're in the process of rebranding. We had a problem with high staff turnover. 1.2360 0.04526 89 73 14 2
2832 Sorry it took so long, we had to get it in the Bayou. You ordered it rare? 1.2360 0.04665 89 71 16 2
2833 Our new green waste disposal system: just feed your scraps to him, but be sure you do have scraps. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2834 The soup is FOR the alligator. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2835 He looks hungry. When was the last one - - I mean time - - he was fed? 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2836 Cover your mouth when you cough, please. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2837 No, that's the "after a while" kind. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2838 Excuse me ma'am, the alligator is correct. The coffeeshop is closed until. Please socially distance yourself. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2839 I told you before, no shoes, no shirt, no service 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2840 No, sir, her arm is not on the menu 1.2360 0.03581 89 72 16 1
2841 Don't worry. It's an alligator not a crocodile. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2842 Don't take that tone with me! You know that your dinner time isn't for another hour. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2843 He says he wants a kiss, but that's just a come on. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2844 Yes, I think it definitely comes up to your ass. 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2845 Just give chef a good online review and everything’ll be fine. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2846 The subway's closed, I'm afraid the sewer's next. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2847 Ignore him he should be full from eating the last guest. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2848 His coronavirus test came back negative, so don't worry. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2849 Funny story . . . She just learned where her children really go. And your soup? That's her first born! 1.2360 0.04235 89 72 15 2
2850 I don't know what he's whining about - he chose soup over shoes and handbags. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2851 For your entree, you can choose from the lobster tank or the alligator pit. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2852 We’re still in beta, but we really think it’ll deter social interaction. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2853 And for you sir? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2854 Regardless, standard gratuity is 18% 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2855 As you can see we are a farm-to-table restaurant. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2856 When you place an order, please don't say "make it snappy!" 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2857 I know. She's not the only one who loves a good meal. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2858 You see, the moat actually keeps our illegal aliens IN the kitchen. 1.2360 0.04526 89 74 12 3
2859 I think you're on his menu tonight. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2860 He wants you to flush your leftovers 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2861 Ask me again if “I’m sure this is vegan”. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2862 6 feet back please. 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2863 They capped the landfill, nobody wants our compost, and he's always hungry. It workss 1.2360 0.05767 89 73 11 5
2864 Now, we do offer the vegetarian option 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2865 It isn't personal; she just prefers to eat alone. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2866 We are trying to divest from energy consumption. That's our organic waste disposal. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2867 It’s not time yet for your marshmallow 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2868 We ran out of lobsters, but you can still 'pick your own'. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2869 You mean ‘grande’. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2870 Help! I forgot to floss! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2871 He's definitely more efficient at eating table scraps than the dog we used to have here 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2872 It’s just to ensure social distancing between the tables. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2873 I don’t know, did he walk that way. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2874 That's right, today's special is alligator bites. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2875 We're out of fresh lobster. How about fresh alligator? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2876 Relax, theyre Not alegator shoes , they’re crocs 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2877 What do you mean it doesn’t taste like turtle soup? 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2878 There is our toilet paper stock. 1.2360 0.06194 89 75 7 7
2879 We might have to tenderize this one for you. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2880 That? Oh, that's just to keep the customers six feet apart. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2881 Excellent choice. Would you like it baked or broiled? 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2882 Our featured composting service. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2883 No, that is not what a vegan menu means 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2884 Waiter: What would you like sir ? Croc: a glass of waiter. Waiter: sorry(anxiously) Lady: he is asking for a glass of water. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2885 He wants you to go vegetarian. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2886 Don't worry, he's mainly vegetarian, although we do treat him with a bad tipper every once in a while. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2887 Crock-a-doodle-doo! 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2888 No rush, but if you’re done, this is supposed to be better than composting. 1.2360 0.05305 89 71 15 3
2889 We don’t like to feed him human food. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2890 No, you can't sit together. Social distancing! 1.2360 0.05984 89 74 9 6
2891 I'll be back to check on you later, alligator. 1.2360 0.05059 89 70 17 2
2892 And will you be paying with cash or carrion? 1.2360 0.04526 89 75 10 4
2893 You're his breakfast....or he's your dinner. 1.2360 0.04800 89 69 19 1
2894 My last customer complained about the soup. 1.2360 0.04526 89 68 21 0
2895 Down the stairs, then a left, and you're right in the sewer. 1.2360 0.05541 89 72 13 4
2896 Down Boy. We have not had many customers lately. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2897 He's anticipating that you'll have some leftovers. Ignore him. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2898 Oh, that's the owner's support animal. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2899 Please be patient, sir. Your dinner is nearly stuffed. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2900 Is it going to be the machiatto or the raw bloody carcass or today, Al? 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2901 He's really struggling to adapt to social distancing ... 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2902 when you cough in public 1.2353 0.04777 85 70 12 3
2903 Usually he's back of the house. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2904 Guess what happens if your tip is less than 15%! 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2905 What a crock! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2906 Please don't bring him here again. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2907 The Managator would be happy to eat you or your complaint at any time. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2908 We use him for spring breakers who refuse to socially distance themselves. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2909 And our appetizer special is Alligator Bites. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2910 Sit, Ubu, sit 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2911 Tipping here is optional, but................. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2912 No sir, I decide friend or food. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2913 If you want a refill at the salad bar, you'll have to cross the Rubicon. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2914 Sorry, but he ate all our lobsters. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2915 Give it any scraps. It reduces our carbon footprint. Be careful though. Sometimes we help with population control. 1.2353 0.04777 85 68 15 2
2916 Paying attention to him, only makes it worse. 1.2353 0.04474 85 67 17 1
2917 Tonight we're donating 10% to feed the hungry. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2918 Are you sure that you want Gatorade to drink? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2919 He said he's unable to sleep because of all the loud slurping noises. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2920 A bad review gets this one thrown into the alligator pond. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2921 Tom, you already had your dinner for today."He turns to his customer,"Don't worry,he does this when he wants attention. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2922 When I said that we welcome Emotional Support animals, I was expecting something like a Yorkie" 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2923 And that’s our new Fresh Catch of the Day self service area. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2924 'I'm sorry madam, the manager is self-isolating. But if you'd like to discuss your complaint with our assistant manager then...' 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2925 Oh I actually speak gator, he says you’re a lousy tipper and that I should chop you up limb by limb and feed you to him. 1.2353 0.05952 85 70 10 5
2926 Why? Lets just say we have little table waste or obnoxious patrons as well 1.2353 0.04922 85 68 15 2
2927 Keep six feet away at all times! 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2928 Now, Ed, settle down. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2929 And that's Customer Feed Back. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2930 He goes well with noodles and would make an upscale replacement for your tennis shoes. 1.2353 0.03608 85 67 18 0
2931 It’s a natural evolution from the cat cafe.” 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2932 Amanda handles the complaints about social distancing. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2933 He eats the dogs that beg for table scraps. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2934 He produces our version of "Gatorade". 1.2353 0.04777 85 67 15 2
2935 Can I take that out of your way? 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2936 And yes, we DO have Gatorade. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2937 So, a femur and a bloody mary... may I see your ID? 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2938 ...and compost goes there. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2939 Honey, you're looking at my new boots. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2940 yow know, Alligator Pho is sounding better all the time.... 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2941 Sometimes, at the end of my shift, I have to feed my pal Karl. Sometimes, I don't have to. It depends on the size of my tips. 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2942 Want that now or in a while? 1.2353 0.04922 85 69 15 1
2943 To reviews demanding 'snappier service,' we said, 'They want snap? We'll serve 'em snap!' 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2944 Apparently, no crackle, no pop. Just snap. But he's pretty good at it. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2945 So...you brought your pet 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2946 When you're done with your bowl, just throw it over there 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2947 Maybe he's patient zero. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2948 Yes, he seems very supportive, but rules are rules. 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
2949 His restaurant reviews are mostly crock. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2950 Can I interest you in this afternoon's lunch or an alligator shoe perhaps 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2951 You want a to-go box? 1.2353 0.05331 85 72 8 5
2952 The bathroom's just to your left, and the exit for customers who don't leave a tip is that way. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2953 Well, today's special is chef tested and alligator approved. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2954 Yeah...most places only have rats. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2955 Her? No, she is not on the menu. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 16 2
2956 I know buddy, I still respect you even if I can't afford your portrait on my shirt 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2957 Is that really your emotional support animal? 1.2353 0.04628 85 65 20 0
2958 Back off! She said she would take a doggie bag!!! 1.2353 0.06183 85 71 8 6
2959 You have to keep him on a leash, please. 1.2353 0.04922 85 66 18 1
2960 It was either that or charge a quarter for the restrooms 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2961 He teaches social distancing. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2962 Yes ,we are doing take out 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2963 Those ARE the alligator bites you ordered ma’am. 1.2353 0.05461 85 68 14 3
2964 This is our sheltering in place, and that’s yours. 1.2353 0.05198 85 67 13 3
2965 As you can see, the alligator fritters are quite fresh. 1.2326 0.04729 86 69 15 1
2966 Our organic garbage disposal system is a bit eager. Stay! Sit! And our dishwasher is missing. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2967 Anything less than a 20% tip & you'll be saying hello to my little friend! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2968 It is more efficient than your normal sink garbage disposal..... And it helps reduce our electric bills. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2969 Oh Tom, he's just our state of the art composting system. Left overs, egg shells, kids, you can throw it all in there. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2970 Sit! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2971 After-while crocodile. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2972 Order me a side of chicken. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2973 I'd skip the Chef's Choice, he's a bit snappy today. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2974 our new social distancing incentive system 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2975 Stay...! Remember you're on a low carb diet 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2976 YOU didn't shelter in place! We keep him as a deterrent for folks like you. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2977 Would you believe that jumped off my shirt only six short months ago. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2978 I told him the clocks have gone back, but he's not smart enough to understand. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2979 I know, I know- he won’t stop singing the happy birthday song 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2980 You don"t have to tip me but you should give him something 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2981 We serve the fresher Cajun alligator gumbo anywhere! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2982 We also sell made to order handbags. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2983 Oh, puh-LEASE,” Gator said. “If you want to know who burned your ramen, look no further than the Hitler Youth resuscitation dummy over there. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2984 I don't care if we're not 6 feet apart. I am NOT backing up. 1.2317 0.05291 82 67 12 3
2985 Buddy, where's your social distancing etiquette? You need to be at least 6 feet away and cover your chumpf! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2986 Yes, the tuna is freshly caught, but I don't know how much will make it back here. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2987 Do you want some Gatorade with your meal? 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2988 Lester, if you’re good, you can have some of her turtle soup. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
2989 Yeah, our gator bites come one of two ways . 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2990 I think he wants chicken... 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2991 The swamp is calling 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2992 After a while. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
2993 Quiet down or we'll find a place for you on our menu. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2994 He’s part of the service here too — don’t just tip me! 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2995 That's our newest employee, 'Hand Sanitizer' 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
2996 Oh he’s just excited because of your leftovers ! 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
2997 It's how we enforce social distancing between tables 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
2998 Social distancing dude! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 0
2999 If you have any leftovers, please deposit them over there. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3000 He’s learning social distancing. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3001 It’s called “social distancing.” 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3002 Did you want him here or to go? 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3003 Normally, we don't serve alligator. 1.2317 0.05291 82 67 12 3
3004 We call him Ray Croc. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3005 I don't care if he'sAli Baba, Alley Oop, Alley Kat... jacket and tie, no service 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3006 I TOLD you we don't allow small children in here! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3007 Ali is our go-to guy for any food allergy symptoms. 1.2317 0.04688 82 65 16 1
3008 He gets angry with customers who leave small tips. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
3009 Our pet alligator gets a little rowdy when she smells the duck soup. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3010 See ya later alligator! After a whi- Good-bye, James. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3011 Social distancing means that's too close! 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3012 Ugh. You are the worst waiter, like ever. Where is your manager?" "Right over there ma'am. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3013 I've tried to explain daylight saving puts her feeding time back an hour, but she just doesn't get it. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3014 Actually, Miss, it's an alligator, not a crocodile. You have an *alligator* behind you. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3015 Now that's something you don't see every day in Vancouver. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3016 You may share your cereal with him only if it's gluten-free. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3017 No more until you finish your Chinese. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3018 Ok, but you need to stay at least six feet away 1.2317 0.04688 82 63 19 0
3019 He likes his fresh. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3020 I’m sorry, ma’am. Everyone is hoarding tigers these days so we had to switch to crocodile soup. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3021 Don’t worry, his bark is louder than his bite. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3022 This is what happens when you throw food down the sewer 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3023 I thought I told you that this is a VEGAN restaurant. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3024 We do not have any Gatorade! 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3025 We're out of red snapper; instead we'll be serving green. 1.2317 0.06086 82 68 9 5
3026 Feed your spirit starve the beast" 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3027 Honey, you left the garage door open again. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3028 Yes, we ARE a vegan restaurant. Henry is our environmentally-friendly garbage disposal, not a menu item. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3029 I'll give you the container if you want that to go. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3030 Uh Ma'am, I suppose he's with you?'' "He is?" "I am' 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3031 It's our new idea to reinforce social distancing. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3032 Later, alligator." "In a while, crocodile. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3033 I'll be right with you sir 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3034 Fear burns more calories than celery. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3035 I told you not to feed him at the table. 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3036 We're still training him in social distancing. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3037 You are waiting for the postman this time, I am fed up with you eating crap. 1.2317 0.04355 82 65 17 0
3038 Any more of that from you and it's off to the shoe factory. 1.2317 0.05833 82 67 11 4
3039 No, she'll see YOU later. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3040 Tip police. 1.2317 0.05291 82 65 15 2
3041 I’m thinking jambalaya. 1.2317 0.05569 82 66 13 3
3042 You try telling him to sneeze into his elbow 1.2317 0.04999 82 64 17 1
3043 For you, only to-go. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3044 His tears really are real! 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
3045 No, I don't like Cap'n Crunch! 1.2289 0.03565 83 70 11 2
3046 Don't worry—she's vegan too. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3047 A 20% tip is HIGHLY recommended. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3048 He needs to be 6 feet apart from us. 1.2289 0.05235 83 68 12 3
3049 Our chef's special tonight is fresh, free-range alligator filet mignon with our homemade seafood swamp sauce. It's al a carte ... 1.2289 0.03565 83 66 17 0
3050 He often dines On the quests 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3051 I wouldn't risk taking the rest home with you. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3052 Don't worry, he's all bark and no bite. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3053 Catch of the day? Great choice. It's coming right up. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3054 Like us on Yelp... or else. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3055 Now you know, Gar- I've asked you to wait till she's full!" J K Fuller, Genoa, N 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3056 He knows 'Melancholy Baby' and 'Three Little Fishes.' Just throw him some lasagna. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3057 It’s the only way we’ve been able to ensure social distancing. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3058 I'll avoid the trite phrase 'See you later . . . .' but you get my drift. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
3059 And that's where the leftovers go. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3060 It's my Tee, he's having a Lacoste moment. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
3061 We were going to close because of the gator infestation but Trump said it was important for the economy to stay open. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3062 Please ask your friend if he wants his meal for here or to go. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3063 You're okay, until her cousins belly up to the bar. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3064 Sure it's dangerous, but do you see any rats in here? I don't think so. 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3065 Jim, I told you GrubHub pick ups are around front. 1.2289 0.04640 83 64 19 0
3066 Sit, Allie, sit. It's chicken soup. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3067 We advise against hand feeding him from the table 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3068 Our al dente special is your mystery food retrieved fresh from the crocodile and cooked to order 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 8 4
3069 He ordered one of you, so... 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3070 We're responding to feedback that our doggy bags weren't wild enough. 1.2289 0.04137 83 67 15 1
3071 Of course it's free-range. You don't trust me? 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3072 Pardon me, there is a crocodile. Yes Ma'am, but you choose where you dine, here or in quarantine. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3073 He gets that way if you don’t tip. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3074 May I remind you,sir,of our social distancing policy. 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3075 I really don’t know if it’s a crocodile or an alligator ! 1.2289 0.05508 83 67 13 3
3076 So the last owner ran some sort of evil lair and fed insubordinate henchmen to Rex. We kept him and just give him the table scraps. 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3077 That's our pet alligator, "Chompsky". 1.2289 0.05235 83 66 15 2
3078 This establishment enforces a strict social distancing policy. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3079 What can I get for your security animal ? 1.2289 0.04946 83 66 14 2
3080 You may be familiar with our fresh fish tank. Now, you can choose your own gator tails, if you wish? 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3081 Patience Hugo, you know we have to fatten up your dinner first."__Mary Azerbegi, Golden, C 1.2289 0.05769 83 68 11 4
3082 It's only left overs for the gator. 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3083 Did I hear someone threaten a negative Yelp review? 1.2289 0.04946 83 65 17 1
3084 Your not endangered,your not terrifying and your going to be delicious. 1.2250 0.05476 80 67 9 4
3085 ...and Chompers here makes social distancing easy peasy. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3086 And that's our gluten-free, free-range complaint department. 1.2250 0.05024 80 65 13 2
3087 Alligator tears for alligator soup 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3088 You said you think social distancing is a croc? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3089 I think you dropped your purse. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3090 He's just left over from when this place used to be a Rainforest Café. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3091 Bring me some more soup, and make it snappy! 1.2250 0.05024 80 65 13 2
3092 He says you need to take that to go 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3093 It's very locally sourced. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3094 I don't care if you're a crocodile; the no alligators rule still stands. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3095 oh I forgot...today's special... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3096 And Shelly, this is Lacoste. You will get along just fine. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3097 Those crocodile tears won’t get you fed early. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3098 Tips are greatly appreciated. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3099 Could you repeat that for my manager? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3100 Something about purses. Are you by chance; in the business? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3101 He's a showoff and thinks it's showtime every time we get a customer. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3102 He doesn't do Motown. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3103 I got him from this DIY Shoes site six months ago 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3104 What's it gonna be, you or your leftovers? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3105 I told you there would be a one hour wait— until she can go back into the water. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3106 We've had to expand our customer base. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3107 I told you I'd see ya later. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3108 Mind your table manners, Ally! As you requested, I invited your friend over for lunch today. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
3109 And that's our alligator, Stu. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3110 You there, you will not be served, even if you sing "Crocodile Rock" 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3111 Ma'am, here in Florida, they can pop up anywhere. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3112 So you're the new investigator they sent for last week's theft? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3113 Oh yes, in fact it's as fresh as fresh can be... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3114 Iy's our new animal-friendly disposal. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3115 Take it, Al." "Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I've found yooooou! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3116 No, not yet, your feeding will come later. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3117 The iguana is fresh as well. 1.2250 0.05329 80 66 11 3
3118 'He gets a little annoyed when we serve alligator soup..' 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3119 Do you know Crocodile Rock? 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3120 Is he ticking? 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3121 Stop yapping and go back to work. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3122 Hey, get back in there. We both know you don't like brunettes! 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3123 I apologize, but our swim-thru is closed today 1.2250 0.05757 80 68 7 5
3124 We had a deal...you stay in the sewer, and we don't turn you into Jambalaya. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3125 I’m sorry, but your credit card was declined. That’s our aggregator. If you don’t have another form of payment, a pound of flesh will do. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3126 He's suggesting you ad fries to your order. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3127 Do y'all know where Steve Irwin is? Cuz I have a stinging sensation that you do. 1.2250 0.05618 80 62 11 3
3128 Aldo will entertain you with a song and dance number for a small portion of your meal... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3129 Just keep a safe six-foot distance and you'll be fine. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3130 Hey stop that, we only feed you one customer a day!" 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3131 No! BAD boy! I said 'maybe.' 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3132 Stop that noise or it’s the shoe factory for you, mister! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3133 Come on now, I don't want to lose anymore customers. How many times do I need to tell you? YOU EAT IN THE BACK. 1.2250 0.06156 80 67 8 5
3134 That's not social distancing! 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
3135 Not funny, Jon Adams 1.2250 0.06408 80 68 6 6
3136 He only takes tips. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3137 He’s a vacuum and watch-dog alligator in one; it was a great deal. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3138 He's jealous because crocodiles have a longer nose. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3139 Anything you don't finish goes to the gator. I'm in charge of the cutlery, dish, and cup. 1.2250 0.03547 80 68 11 1
3140 He says, “You’re fired!” 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3141 We're trying out a new composting system. 1.2250 0.05179 80 66 11 3
3142 Let’s wait to order until we see what he coughs up. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3143 Separate checks? 1.2250 0.05618 80 64 12 3
3144 We’ve never received a complaint about that, but I’ll see if I can move you. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3145 Today's Snapper is very fresh! 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
3146 Alligator practicing his scales. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3147 It's White Castle's new moat. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3148 Would you like fresh or salt water? 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3149 Don't worry - we raised him Vegan. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3150 And don't even get me started on how much jackfruit our new friend there goes through every week 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3151 His bite is bigger than his bark. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3152 Yeah, sorry...they never drained the swamp. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3153 Sorry he doesn't work here anymore 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3154 I have always practiced social distancing - something to do with me eating you people. 1.2250 0.05893 80 66 10 4
3155 No it’s alright, she’s my emotional support crocodile.” 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3156 I have to be courteous - you never know who is the author of our next review. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3157 I'm sorry....our raw chicken special is sold out. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3158 Sorry about the service. Feel free to speak with my manager. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3159 Lemme guess... a side of marshmallows!? 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3160 "You don't like the soup? Tell our finest critic." 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3161 If you eat the whole thing, lunch is free! 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3162 I'm sorry but the other customers are complaining about your comfort 'gator 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3163 The special comes with a complimentary Alligator change purse. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3164 Mon Dieu! Trey, trey de classe... 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3165 Your credit card was rejected, Lyle. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3166 Down, boy. Nobody told him not to take the crockpot contest literally. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3167 Please, do not feed our pets. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
3168 We are closed! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3169 Try giving him a dog biscuit. 1.2250 0.04698 80 62 18 0
3170 Once she finishes her food, your food will be ready 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3171 Nice shirt. 1.2250 0.04348 80 66 13 1
3172 Yes, ma’am—you’ll find our complaint department directly behind you. 1.2250 0.05024 80 63 16 1
3173 He says he'll wrestle you for the rest. 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3174 You're supposed to sneeze into your elbow, Todd! 1.2250 0.05329 80 64 14 2
3175 I know you love the soup and I appreciate you telling everyone about it but I just need you to fix the floor 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
3176 I am pretty sure in this case the caution to be mindful of social distancing may include anything that breathes.... 1.2222 0.04969 81 63 11 2
3177 Yea, now we don't even allow emotional support animals. 1.2222 0.04969 81 64 16 1
3178 Hey douchebag there's a fucking alligator where i;m trying to eat how can i eat like this? 1.2198 0.05591 91 75 10 5
3179 And our daily special is, fresh alligator. 1.2179 0.05366 78 63 13 2
3180 Excuse me, ma’am? I think your anxiety is showing. 1.2179 0.05046 78 62 15 1
3181 The moat is the latest edition in our transition to become a themed restaurant 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3182 ,,,,, and that's where we keep the crockery 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3183 His brother is in your soup. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3184 Absolutely no crocodiles were used in the making of this soup. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3185 Sorry, I think he ordered the raw chicken. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3186 He's more appreciative of leftovers than the homeless, so we ended that program. 1.2133 0.04368 75 63 10 2
3187 Sorry ma'am, Baton Rouge gave us two options: wear masks or install gators 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3188 He recommends the raccoon. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3189 His bark is bigger than his bite 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3190 Take-out only is over. This will keep guests six feet apart. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3191 Who, him? Oh, that's our new Yelp relations manager... 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3192 That's the critics section. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3193 Our Reptile of the Day selection will require an extra hour to prepare. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3194 We don't compost, we have Wilbur. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3195 Hmmm...that's NOT the snapper that's on the menu. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3196 Al, feeding time is 4 pm. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3197 As you can see there’s no way that hair came from the Chef 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3198 Is he ok? Does he want a coffee or..." "Nah, he's stuck down there. I think he'd prefer a little 'gator-aid." 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3199 She be the sushi tonight? Gator say Yum! Yum! nigiri style please! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3200 Lucky for you, Covid-19 cannot be passed from alligator to person! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3201 Please, do not taunt the gator until after your main course. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3202 I got the idea from watching the Flintstones" 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3203 Please ignore his begging and crocodile tears. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3204 I don’t care if you’re on a date, six feet please. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3205 I spoiled him but I haven't seen a stray cat in days. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3206 Please don't call it a croc of soup. It angers him. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3207 He’s our tip persuader. He’s fed customers who order a small salad and the budget wine. The lobster looks good today. Interested? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3208 Okay, maybe you aren't interested in today's catch and would rather order off the menu? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3209 I think your friend is requesting separate checks.. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3210 No, I'm sure it's an alligator. You can tell by the snout. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3211 I said 'seafood', not 'see food'. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3212 Excuse me Ma'am, but the sign at the entrance clearly says all reptiles must be on a leash" 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3213 The last time this happened I lost my pocket knife. And a dollar. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3214 We call him Flipper” 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3215 ..and that's our "how did we do today" system.. 1.2133 0.05299 75 63 9 3
3216 Please do not feed the wildlife. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3217 Did you finish him already? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3218 Just a friendly reminder that service is not included. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3219 Sorry, I need to serve seated patrons before curbside pickup. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3220 It's Dyson's newest trash recycler. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3221 If you want him we can cook him right up. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3222 Don't be alarmed. Chucky Cheese has a mouse, we have an alligator. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3223 Go ahead and share -- she's nursing four kittens. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3224 It's friendly if you order the salmon 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3225 The anxiety Mr. Nibbles causes burns nearly half the calories of even our richest dishes. So, feel you should feel free to have the sundae with whipped cream and fudge sauce. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3226 My apologies, we had to merge with the zoo to make ends meet. The bathroom is just past the alligator exhibit. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3227 Waiter: That's an alligator. Alligator (Looking at the woman): I would like to order her leg... And make it snappy... 1.2133 0.04156 75 60 15 0
3228 No N95 mask, no service. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3229 New garbage disposal unit. 1.2133 0.04762 75 61 13 1
3230 This one is always starting trouble! Such an in-store-gator! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3231 If you dont stop it, I'll have you booted! 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3232 We're teaching him to sing for his supper. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3233 Relax! She ordered shrimp/ 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3234 I think he coughed. Grab your mask. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3235 We tried fitting him with a mask for social distancing, but that thin-skinned creature just slithers along, following his animal instinct. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3236 That? It’s just to remind that tips are not included 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3237 Our 'animal style' is to die for. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3238 If you want more than just a bite, I'd suggest the snapper. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3239 Not to worry. We insist on social distancing guidelines here. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 15 0
3240 Insists he knows personally the shoes I'm wearing. 1.2133 0.04948 75 62 11 2
3241 Hi, I'm Joey your server. Are you familiar with restaurants where you personally select your own lobster? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3242 So sure it's my first day and I'm still getting used to the way things work but, damn, someone should've mentioned this in the interview! 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3243 Do you like our new water feature? 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3244 Be nice or we push you over. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3245 Our motto is 'Eat or be eaten.' 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3246 Behave. Or we will feed you to fashions worst handbag designers from the 80’s 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3247 If you don't like the soup we offer live gator 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 11 2
3248 I think you want to leave a bigger tip 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3249 Congratulations! Looks like you are the chosen one. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3250 Turns out it’s a greener option than a composting service. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3251 Please excuse him, he's been a little snippy today. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3252 I said, not now! After while, crocodile.” 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3253 No, Chance. Your five minutes of internet fame ended months ago. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3254 Sorry my friend, she just ate your breakfast. 1.2133 0.04762 75 59 16 0
3255 We can box the extra food or you can give it to the croc. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3256 Ally wants to see how your meal is. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3257 While you were dining in we had to install some security measures to ensure all patrons are takeout only. Pandemic came on quick. 1.2133 0.06090 75 63 8 4
3258 Every time we let people in wearing Croc's he tries to get in. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3259 And that's our official social distancing czar 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3260 Don't worry, they've only gotten out once this week. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3261 He's mad because you're wearing Izod. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3262 He's part of our Eat Free Pets policy. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3263 He’s just out of Gatorade. 1.2133 0.05787 75 62 10 3
3264 Specials? You ARE the special. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3265 Only one of us works for tips. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3266 You can’t let your to-go order finish her lunch? Are you thoughtless? 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3267 See you later bad tipper. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3268 Gary? He keeps non-customers out of the restrooms. 1.2133 0.05467 75 61 12 2
3269 It’s a new menu item...Soup by the croc. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
3270 Contest #699 Season 4 Finale: This Is Us 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
3271 Customers were complaining about the crocodile we kept, so management brought in this alligator instead. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3272 Whatever you do, don't smile. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3273 We'll cook it but you'll have to clean it. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3274 Owner's gator. Down, boy! Just don't reach out to pet him. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3275 Thank you! I'll have that one, she looks delicious. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3276 His bite is way worse than his bark. 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3277 Your choice of our catch-of-the-day can be grilled, saute-ed or fried. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
3278 Don't worry, he's here for take-out! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3279 The water bowls for emotional support alligators are back by the entrance 1.2105 0.05717 76 63 10 3
3280 Now that's a crock if I ever heard one! 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
3281 Are you sure that is a crocodile? It looks just like the alligator that was here last week. 1.2105 0.04708 76 60 16 0
3282 We think he’s attempting to mimic pigeons in the park or gulls at the beach. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
3283 Heh you.Decaf or straight up? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3284 Management replaced the fountain with something more eco-friendly. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3285 Sit, no jumping! It’s not time for lunch yet. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3286 He even accepts plastic. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3287 I told you not to come back until they drain the swamp!!! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3288 Just so you know, he works for tips. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3289 We keep that around in case we need to develop a vaccine against Gatoradevirus. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3290 Our specials today are: Coronavirus contamination or death by hungry alligator.... 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3291 Wasn't it you last time complaining about our costing an arm and a leg? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3292 You keep mixing up LSU and Florida. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3293 Calm down Bruno. We’ll be staying open for takeout. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3294 I bet that was your party of six down in the Jungle Room 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3295 Please be patient: Mary is still in training! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3296 I told you, I'm freshet of kids. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3297 Who cares if you give us one star for service? He's going to give us five stars for your leftovers. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3298 Shut up! We already serve Red Snapper. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3299 We ran out of doggie bags. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3300 he is just flirting 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3301 Lean back just a skosh. His vision's not so bueno and you're sitting in the dessert cart area place thingee. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3302 This is our eating coach AL. If you over eat.. He eats you. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3303 Ignore him, those are just crocodile tears. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3304 Sir social distancing please 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3305 You did order the crock of soup didn’t you? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3306 Keep it down, unless you'd like to end up as a new pair of shoes. 1.2055 0.02730 73 62 11 0
3307 Our special “choose your own” free range alligator is perfect for that special Lenten meal. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3308 No, I can't be more specific. I'm working. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3309 No crocodile tears if there aren't any leftovers. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3310 He's funny that way. That's why we recommend the consume. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3311 I don't recommend the "gator bites" appetizers. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3312 You should try the duck. It's fabulous. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3313 I have told you before that we are out of the Caymus Cabernet! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3314 So you know, he hasn't been practicing social distancing. 1.2055 0.05146 73 61 10 2
3315 He wanted to dine with you earlier, but his schedule was too swamped. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3316 We do have fresh gator on the menu. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3317 Listen to that. He thinks he can become a standup comic. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3318 Can you believe that HE makes minimum wage? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3319 Obama made it very difficult for us to get rid of this. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3320 That gator is tomorrow's Cajun Special. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3321 Just you wait, Fredkins! There is no failed freezer meat yet! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3322 He can be a bit snappy, but what a lovely tenor, no? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3323 Aww, I think he likes you! 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3324 You're the reason there are no after dinner mints. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3325 You wanted to speak to the chef? 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3326 We do accept pets, but they need to be on a leash! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3327 Is that an alligator or a crocodile? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3328 Tipping is optional. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3329 Don’t worry. It’s just an alligator, not a crocodile. But keep tossing cereal bits in case I got that wrong. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3330 Keep your crocodile tears out of her alligator soup. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3331 If you're not going to cover your mouth, you can't sit at the table. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3332 I told you already. We're not putting another shrimp on the barbie. I'm not even sure what that means. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3333 No... Its Conch Chowder 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3334 Oh gosh, you want to be careful of him. He tested positive for this dreadful swamp virus. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3335 Could you please bring her a twist of fate? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3336 That's Fred, our musical entertainment for the evening. 1.2055 0.05503 73 63 8 2
3337 You ordered the South Florida special: orange juice, kosher bagel, and alligator. Is there a problem? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3338 Alex, Karaoke starts after10 PM. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3339 At first we thought he was a dog .... but then he opened his mouth. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3340 Yes, it is on the menu, but there is an up-charge for ordering it & you have to take the whole gator. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3341 He can stay if he wears a mask. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3342 behave Rocky it's a croc of soup not croc soup. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3343 Yes. It was cooked in a crock-pot. Now leave! 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3344 Home delivery only. No eating in the store. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3345 We measured. It's six feet. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3346 OK, now you do the "crackle and pop". 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3347 Your date? He disagreed with something that ate him. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3348 Stay six feet back. He has coronavirus. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3349 Can I interest you in any of our “Swamp to Table” entrees? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3350 Now my eco friends say we should spare the gators and eat python steaks instead. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3351 You've buying the urban myth. I never ever flushed you or any other pet down the toilet, except for a particularly repulsive newt. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3352 Corona there enforces social distancing for us. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3353 Don't you snap at me. Our delivery radius is only considerd to be the spots our driver can get to within nine minutes during rush hour traffic. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3354 He will take requests. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3355 The Bond villain that used to own this place used to sit his enemies right there. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3356 Can I... interest you in dessert? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3357 Snappy, the Social Distancing Gator 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3358 He's protesting the frog legs appetizer because he thinks it's a precursor to a gator entree. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3359 The pit-gator is one of the only known alligator species to click like a dolphin and are well known to be very friendly most of the time. Just put your face near his and watch what happens.. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3360 Well, one thing for sure, he won’t be picking up the check. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3361 I told you not to order the gator bites. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3362 When ever you're ready, our recycling gator keeps us eco-friendly" 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3363 It's our way of disposing of leftovers 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3364 I don't care if he's upset, tell your master that sewer people dollars still won't cover his brunch tab. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3365 No begging! Sorry, part of our new sustainability program. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3366 No, it's not time for your morning walk. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3367 Well, I would prefer a doggie bag. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3368 May I offer you one of our just deserts? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3369 Do you hear that? He’s singing for his supper 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3370 You asked for a window seat 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3371 Don’t worry, she won’t bite you if you give her a treat 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3372 I'm warning you. Come up here again and you'll find yourself ON the menu. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3373 Down, Alli,you’ve had one brunette today already. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3374 Don't worry, It's not a crock it's a bowl. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3375 Ma'am, I understand from the conversation we had earlier that you're new to this part of Florida but in this town if customers don't tip 10% of their paycheck, for the SERVICE we provided them we feed them to our resident gator, Gertha. 1.2055 0.05328 73 62 8 3
3376 I'm afraid we lost your order. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3377 And that, is why he begs. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3378 I said, 'tater tots. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3379 You won't find a fresher gatorburger anywhere. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3380 He only jumps for inadequate tips. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3381 Would you like a Croc-ie bag for those leftovers? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3382 The popularity of our "Corona Croc Crooner" dessert has fallen off a bit. 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
3383 Aha, so that's where all our red meat's been going. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3384 Our pal Allie gets grumpy when you call him a crocodile. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3385 I wouldn't recommend the alligator rolls. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3386 As you’ve probably heard, if you swipe your card along Allistair's tongue, you’ll get 15% off your bill. Before sales tax, of course. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3387 He escaped from Trump's moat, so we're calling it the jerk-burger. 1.2055 0.06458 73 63 5 5
3388 In her case, we've always recommended social distancing. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3389 "That's tomorrow's wild-caught East River special." 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3390 She needs a piano player. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3391 Well, that’s... But I’ll... Sorry ma’am, I got absolutely nothing, here. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3392 Don’t worry about him. He will settle down once he gets his breakfast. You’re... ahem... It’s almost ready! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3393 Sure, there are risks, but we abhor wasting food. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3394 Fish tanks are out...Gator is the new chicken 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3395 Don't point your finger at me!" "Iv'e come out of quarantine to remind you that you need to stay 6 feet away from each other. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3396 Shut your Pie Trap! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3397 voulez vous, alligator stew, avec moi?” 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3398 That is your second course... 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3399 Sorry, I'm not your server. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3400 Is it fresh? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3401 He's not quite ready for the crockpot. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3402 Hey, I told you to stay in kitchen! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3403 No shoes, no service? No problem! I wear Crocs. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3404 Customers usually choose us for our wine selection, but here's the gator-aide you asked for. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3405 Just don't order the fish. 1.2055 0.04762 73 58 15 0
3406 That's crocodile speak for, 'Don't forget to tip your server."' 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3407 There is no fish in the soup. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3408 So, yeah, he ate the vache qui rit. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3409 Wouldn't it have been easier just to swipe left? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3410 Six feet. No arguing. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3411 Doo doo cakes for the fella? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3412 Here's your bill. Just remember gratuity is not included. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3413 We’re known for our alligator soup. Would you like to pick yours out? 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3414 He’s a little upset about the soup of the day 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3415 Hey, Jacque? Next time you throw me a scrap, less tabasco, mate! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3416 Go back to the sewer. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3417 Nice cry about your salad, but real tears impress me more. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3418 I guess we did see you later, Ali 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3419 Didn't you order the crock of snapper? 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3420 Yes,quite the carouser...but he'll be heading back to Florida just as soon as spring break is over. 1.2055 0.05146 73 59 13 1
3421 if you'd like to slip your feet into the crocs? 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
3422 He's all bark and no bite! 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3423 15% is the minimum suggested tip. 1.2055 0.05503 73 60 11 2
3424 Please don’t feed him from the table, it’ll ruin his deer for later. 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
3425 Now, this may kill you but at least you know what it looks like. 1.2027 0.04705 74 59 15 0
3426 Excuse me, I ordered contact free delivery! 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3427 Hello kind sir and ma'am, I am former British Prime Minister Tony Blair and I need your help. You see, last night, a witch tricked me and turned me into a miniscule crocodile. Please take me to the nearest church so that I may be rid of this curse. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
3428 He wants your burger patty 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3429 Don’t mind him; he just really loves the hush puppies. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3430 So I'll ask you again... Do you want to stay for dessert? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3431 It's either here or by the kitchen. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3432 When you’re finished, everything can be composted right there. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3433 I told you takeout only! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3434 It was to late to tell Pixar that their Ratatouille sequel 1.1972 0.05161 71 62 6 3
3435 Shall I wrap that up in duct tape for you? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3436 Did you walk the entire 18 holes again? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3437 Enough of your snappy remarks, Mister. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3438 Far be it for me to question your choice of an emotional support animal, but we don’t serve Gator aid. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3439 We donated the muzzles to the hospitals. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3440 Are you sure you don't want the fish? 1.1972 0.05537 71 61 7 3
3441 That opens if you attempt to refill your soup. 1.1972 0.04539 71 59 11 1
3442 You're eating from his bowl... 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3443 Welcome to the museum's Eat or Be Eaten exhibit/food hall 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3444 Cough without covering with your elbow again and your going to the gator pit! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3445 Would you prefer your main course to-go? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3446 I don’t care how much you squawk- We are no longer serving gator aid! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3447 Today's "Catch of the Day". 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3448 Peter: "Thats not what Wendy meant by saying she'd give me a hand" 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3449 I’ll have a gin and tonic, please. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3450 Eh, it beats the alternative 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3451 Our busboy is in quarantine so if you wouldn’t mind feeding the alligator that would be great. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3452 He's asking if you're gluten-free. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3453 Is that your date or your purse? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3454 He's upset we put him on the paleo diet. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3455 Yeeees, I WENT left at the bottom of the stairs. That was the bathroom for alligators, not crocodiles. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3456 Please, don't. The last time someone fed one, it came back with more. 1.1972 0.05161 71 57 12 1
3457 Famous crocodiles 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3458 He says you taste like chicken! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3459 Yes, our gator steaks are the freshest! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3460 Stop begging Larry or you'll be a pair of shoes! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3461 Don’t be so obvious and maybe you won’t get stood up. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3462 This restaurant honors social distancing. The alligator is here to warn patrons to stay at least 6 feet from one another. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3463 The chef says he doesn't do substitutions. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3464 I told you she has to wait an hour before going into the water. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3465 Look, I will bring it a bowl of water, but your going to have to put it down there yourself. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3466 Six feet of social-distance even if you are cold blooded. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3467 Yes, croquembouche does mean crunch in the mouth. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3468 If you can’t pay your bill you get to swim with the crocodile. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3469 I would recommend against the sardine salad. He thinks he's a dolphin. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3470 Finish the food or you'd be food 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3471 I told you to be patient and digest, before you can eat your dessert 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3472 Oh, yeah, he gets the last piece of Key Lime Pie. The chocolate cake is good, though. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3473 Oh that is just the management’s way of helping with social distancing. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3474 She provided the eggs for your scramble just this morning. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3475 He's friendly. Feed him a turtle or a muskrat, and scratch him behind wherever you think his ears might be. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3476 That used to be a goldfish pond. Now the waitstaff draws straws for who has to clean the chicken bones out of there once a week. Hey, it's Florida. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3477 Ha ha ha...he tells everyone that...it’s crocodile soup from a can! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3478 Apparently, stupid tastes awful so she's not recommending anything from the White House. 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3479 Honey, dinner's going to be a little late. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3480 Wait your turn! You've already had lunch. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3481 Now, Cindy. No more crème caramel for you. The rest is for the paying customers. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3482 We tried to teach him not to beg for food, but he ripped off my wife's arm. So, now he can do whatever he pleases. Better give him some scraps, BTW 1.1972 0.06222 71 61 6 4
3483 Don't worry; he's tested negative for Covid-19! 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3484 He's one of the few customers in the past few days. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3485 You must be here to put a stop to Andy Borowitz! 1.1972 0.05161 71 60 9 2
3486 Don’t snap at me; the six foot quarantine applies to you as well! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3487 'Naw, that's just our little urban legend - he's saying he likes you." 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3488 Hey! Who died and made YOU the boss? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3489 Sir, I told you already, no gazelles today, and I’m not gonna warm you again, keep six feet away. Show some consideration! Care! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3490 You’re too close. Social distancing is 6 feet not 3 feet 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3491 Social distancing might be appropriate. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3492 Remember picking lobsters from the tank, well... 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3493 She's part of the under the floor show. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3494 He eats mostly Polk Salad, Annie. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3495 Hey! You didn't specify blonde or brunette! 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3496 Don't worry. It tastes just like chicken. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3497 It's a crock, don't believe him. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3498 As long as we are quarantined together, cover your cough and I don’t care if alligators don’t have elbows. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3499 He wants to know how you like the soup; it's his uncle's recipe. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3500 Don't mind him. He's the new general manager here. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3501 Swampy is the embodiment of the leftovers darwinism 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3502 I told you no dessert till you finish your wildebeest. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3503 He is our new representative in the complaint department. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3504 Don't mind him. That's Carl, our new dishwasher. Just toss him your scraps when you're done. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3505 You can't measure someone by the scale 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3506 I suspected the indoor-outdoor pool might be a bit complicated. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3507 His name is “ Only 10 percent!” but we call him “20 Percent Minimum” for clarity. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3508 I don’t think it’s socially responsible for you to be dining out with that dry cough. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3509 Don't worry, he's immune 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3510 Sometimes customers stiff the server, but no one ever stiffs Albert -- twice. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3511 He says put down the spoon, stand up and move slowly away from the table. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3512 Don't mind him. His bark is worse than his bite. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3513 You're scaring the customers. Stay 6 feet away! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3514 You asked for the Gator Bites. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3515 Oh that — that’s the first obstacle in our ‘Impossible Burger’ challenge. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3516 How would you like it done? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3517 And that's why we don't have chicken on the menu. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3518 Don’t worry. That chair’s sturdier than it looks. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3519 Nothing to worry about. She's vegan. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3520 Today's special? Human legs, $49.95. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3521 The alligator steak is a good choice! Pick out your alligator over there. 1.1972 0.04072 71 60 10 1
3522 No, there aren't any crocodile tears in your soup! 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3523 Keep your distance. He might have coronavirus. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3524 Catch of the day. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3525 He strongly recommends the gator burger over the croque monsieur -- far fewer calories. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3526 Your pet would like lunch 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3527 Is that your handbag? 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3528 Our sommelier recommends a Beaujolais with overtones of swamp. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3529 Believe me—it's perfectly safe to dine in. Nothing gets past Chompy's moat. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3530 So you say your date’s treating! That’s a crock! Susan Shipley, Philadelphia 2154609914 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3531 He's not with me. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3532 Allie thinks she's the floor show. What a ham. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3533 I'm so sorry, I forgot your water. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3534 This is the last time I’m going to tell you, we don’t serve gator here. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3535 If you plan to order takeout online. I’d avoid the stuffed bikini. It’s too salty. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3536 The last time I gave you a Kids Menu, you ate one of the kids. 1.1972 0.04755 71 57 14 0
3537 You guys got any meth? 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3538 Like a coronavirus,he can't harm you if you keep your distance. 1.1972 0.05537 71 59 10 2
3539 Sorry, but the alligator po’boy dropped off the menu last week. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
3540 No madam, he is totally safe, crocodiles cannot get COVID19, not to say, he is six feet away. 1.1972 0.04072 71 58 13 0
3541 Larry hates it when diners order only soup—particularly the bean and barley. 1.1972 0.03817 71 59 12 0
3542 Yes, you're right. She always wears Crocs. But I told you, they're plastic! 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
3543 The CDC recommends at least six feet of separation from the croc pit. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3544 Just be sure to keep six feet away from him. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3545 Why don't you tell HIM to 'make it snappy'? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3546 No, alligators have a broader snout. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3547 I think we should implement carnivorial distancing. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3548 Chomsky snaps whenever I ask, “Are you still working on that?” 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3549 Does the side of soup come with her, or is that an extra charge? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3550 I already told you. No seconds." 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3551 I guess she didn't get the memo of "see you later, alligator". 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3552 No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3553 No, yeah, that's my girlfriend. I got her a job here as hostess, but she's off today. She just stopped in to drop off my car while she does a little back to school shopping for her kid. Between you and me, her kids an asshole, but I love her so... 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3554 Wait a minute; you ordered the Mahi Mahi salad. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3555 I have to fatten her up first! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3556 I'll cancel your side of frog legs. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3557 He doesn't like your shoes 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3558 This customer says you overcooked her noodles. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3559 You're violating our anti-social distancing guidelines. 1.1912 0.04570 68 59 7 2
3560 should I bring an extra chair? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3561 Perhaps you should not have ordered the Alligator soup 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3562 When we say 'no substitutions,' we really mean it. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3563 By the way, a 18% tip is customary 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3564 Down! You may not have another guest. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3565 Are you sure I can't pet your emotional support 'gator? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3566 Come to work or else! 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3567 Honey, I think the kids are hungry. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3568 We're training him for a position in the Administration. He just loves those 'Deep State' snacks. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3569 He knows very well that we don't serve steak tartare 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3570 She'ss from Florida. We call her "Corona." 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3571 Do you need any change? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3572 We suggest not to feed the crocodile because he may try to bite the hand that feeds him 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3573 Other virus theories aside, this one never learned to cover his mouth when he coughs! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3574 Now Snappy, don’t make me tell you again: keep your social distance. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3575 Don't be alarmed, it only eats raw chicken. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3576 And your crocodile will be having..? 1.1912 0.04570 68 57 10 1
3577 I think you got his lunch... 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3578 Well, at least he wasn’t in your soup. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3579 Using a natural garbage disposal system is much more environmentally friendly. It's just that they grow too fast... 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3580 I already told you, we are out of chicken. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3581 All she wants is a handout. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3582 Just because she ate one of your friends doesn't mean that you can eat one of hers. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3583 I think that's a "buy" signal! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3584 So will that be for here,or to go? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3585 I said Crocs. Don't feed your shoe fetish. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3586 Be careful. if you dont' finish your plate, Edgar will take care of you 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3587 Don’t worry, he ate a Busboy already. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3588 I adopted my college mascot. It is a long story. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3589 He keeps customers six feet away. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3590 For your safety, we offer guaranteed coronavirus-free busboys. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3591 we recommend a 25% gratuity 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3592 No, Miss Bond, I expect you to dine. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3593 Showing me your teeth won’t get you any faster service. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3594 She's part of the evening internment. Throw her a little something and she will entertainment you for hours. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3595 Listen buddy, last time it was all tears from you. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3596 Let it go, the lady prefers to sit by herself. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3597 Did you want to meet the staff? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3598 You used to be able to choose your fish, but he ate them all, so he has the last laugh. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3599 Well this is Florida, and you did order a bowl of marshmallows. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3600 So, one energy drink for you, right? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3601 And here's a little preview of the next course. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3602 Touch me, it's so easy to leave me All alone with the memory, of my days in the sun.” 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3603 Down! Down Snappy! Down! ...O.k. Sorry ‘bout that. You know, ever since they combined restaurants, zoos and museums to “save the economy,” things have just gotten weird around here. So you’ll have the gator taters? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3604 I'd be very careful. He hasn't eaten for a while. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3605 How would you like that cooked? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3606 I know there there’s a virus out there, but I have to eat! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3607 What do you mean? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3608 Don't worry, she's at least six feet away. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3609 Yes, we have a "no tip" option. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3610 Don’t fall in the gator tank. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3611 His bite is worse than his bark. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3612 Don’t worry, she only eats leftovers. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3613 Did somebody say crocodile tears? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3614 Speak Snappy, Speak! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3615 I keep telling him that if he eats one more guest, he won’t get his evening back massage. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3616 Death roll first, then you get your treat 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3617 He's telling you to move and keep a distance of six feet. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3618 He's convinced Alligator shoes are out! 1.1912 0.05644 68 55 9 2
3619 He must have got his gator dick caught in the filter inlet again. Poor little motherfucker. They're basically dinosaurs though, so you can't really blame them for being stupid and aggressive. Nothing we can do except turn him into gumbo & handbags. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3620 I already told you, we didn't find a pair of Crocs. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3621 Please be patient. Believe me, no one will have as close a view as you during his feeding time. 1.1912 0.04804 68 58 10 0
3622 Don't worry, he is not contagious. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3623 Eugene, I won't tell you again: elbow! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3624 Hands down, Rosie’s rendition of Crocodile Rock puts Elton John to shame. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3625 We are out of the shrimp cocktail tonight. Perhaps you would like to start with the arugula salad with figs, strawberries and a light balsamic vinaigrette? 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3626 He feels that way about all our croc dishes. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3627 All customer complaints are handled by our customer relations specialist Al. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3628 So you want to pay for his meal? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3629 He is why I hate working at these theme restaurants. Would you like more Everglade Salad? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3630 He only comes out when the tip is less than 20% 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3631 We have a no tip management policy here. She's the staff pet and doesn't agree with it so, do you feel lucky? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3632 Meet our eco-friendly garbage disposal...... 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3633 We solved our problem trying to enforce social distancing. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3634 He says, ‘In a while, Crocodile.’ 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3635 Our new slogan: you tip us or we tip you 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3636 We got ‘friendly’ last week. He’s been here ever since. Never means never. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3637 Whoa there! Keep it at six feet and I don't want to see any more of that sputum out of you. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3638 He’s fine as long as you keep feeding him. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3639 Hey! That does not look like six feet to me. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3640 You're OK today. He's just checking out your belt, shoes and bag for any of his missing friends 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3641 and for your date, ma’am? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3642 Charlie honey, if you don't get back into your pit I'm gonna discipline you 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3643 It's only soup today, the chicken is gone, hah, hah. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3644 He ate all the lobsters, so now it's 'choose your own gator. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3645 Sorry I can’t throw him out, he’s an investigator. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3646 Hey, cover your snout when you sneeze! 1.1912 0.05241 68 58 8 2
3647 Rory agrees - the soup is at the perfect temperature. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3648 This is Stevie - he'll be your server today 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3649 Later. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3650 There's a high price to paid for eating alligator soup 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3651 I told him, if he's going to self isolate with us, no begging at the table! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3652 Compaint manager 1.1912 0.06710 68 60 3 5
3653 If you find a fly in your soup, I'd think twice about complaining. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3654 After 'while, crocodile. I'm an alligator. Not put here on earth to make shoes and stews. 1.1912 0.05241 68 58 8 2
3655 If you enjoyed our services, please feel free to leave a tip. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3656 How do you like your mushroom soup? 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3657 He'll sing whatever you request, but I strongly suggest you stick with Cajun. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3658 Little Allie likes big tips. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3659 And now, Skipper over here will tell you about our dessert menu. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3660 It doesn't matter who you are. The social distancing rules apply to you too. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3661 Anybody can pick their own lobster. I'd say this guy really wants to go in your soup. 1.1912 0.05241 68 59 7 2
3662 I’m sorry, but we’re out of the gator bowl. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3663 Even though he's had lunch, I suggest you sit at another table. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3664 You're right, it does look that way. But it's not. His arms aren't long enough. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3665 We're doing everything we can to meet social distancing requirements, including installing alligators. You either stay 6' away or you don't. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3666 He’s heard we’re going Vegan. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3667 Toss it over. I’m staying away from you guys. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3668 At this place, the food is so good that nobody ever leaves. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3669 Dinner tonight is free range, Charlie. Give her a minute. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3670 You may be six feet away, but if you don’t cough into your elbow, I’m going to Lysol your ass back to the Mesozoic. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3671 Welcome to The Moat art space. Crocodile Tears - This is our newest installation. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3672 We had a lot of 'dine and dash' customers and since we brought on Monsieur Croc, we seem to have made that obsolete. 1.1912 0.03479 68 59 8 1
3673 We also have fried alligator, if you don't like the beef stew. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3674 Now where did that go? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 12 0
3675 Look pal, you got a problem with the menu, see the manager. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3676 Now that you say it... that alligator does look a little like Justin Bieber. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3677 Give him the bill! 1.1912 0.04323 68 57 11 0
3678 And now for your musical entertainment, Crocodile Rock! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3679 Hey look at that fucking alligator 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3680 Ever since he bit off your right hand, he’s acquired a taste for you. 1.1912 0.04804 68 58 9 1
3681 Rescued that one from the ‘tiger king’ 1.1912 0.03479 68 56 11 0
3682 Aren't you glad I suggested the onion soup today in a bowl rather than a crock. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3683 Haven't you heard? Boundaries are now reserved for human-human contact. 1.1912 0.06375 68 59 5 4
3684 I repeat: One customer at a time! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3685 Go straight to the front desk to renew your membership, Dale. Then I'll bring your stinger straight up with a twist. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3686 You know the distance protocol, Al. And that looks more like four feet to me. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3687 Is that your purse? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3688 I told you - it's called "Polk Salad Annie" - NOT "Pork Salad." 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3689 Because she gives bigger tips that's why! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3690 Pets are not allowed in the dining area, mam. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3691 She did not say she wanted to wrestle you. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3692 Down Barney, your food’s almost finished. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3693 You'll have to wait your turn before you get a grip on things. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3694 If you don't like it, put it in the compost. 1.1912 0.04323 68 58 9 1
3695 Hey, lady. You want an alligator steak with your quinoa salad? Get it yourself. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3696 Don't go down there. It's awful. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3697 Yes, the alligator tail is quite fresh. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3698 There: further proof that our alligator tail is free-range organic.” 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3699 Oh, that's our social distancing alligator. He makes sure all patrons stay six feet apart 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3700 Sorry for the wait. As you can see, we are swamped today. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3701 Well, you didn't tell me you wanted her curbside. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3702 He wants to take you out. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3703 I strongly recommend our fresh meat, miss, but you'll have to hunt it first. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3704 We allow service alligators. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3705 Our friend here doesn't take kindly to those who don't tip well. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3706 Empty your leftovers there. We're recycling food waste. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3707 Keep the animal distance! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3708 She reserved a table, weeks ago. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3709 All items on our menu are harm-to-table. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3710 I know you don't like the new changes, but you need to maintain your 6 feet of distance from our guests. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3711 He was a good pet until guests fed him human food. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
3712 I really can’t explain that. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3713 Stay away from this guy. He’ll drag you under. 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3714 It turns out we are not out of tonight's special, if you're still interested? 1.1912 0.04804 68 55 13 0
3715 Aaron dinner is not until at 6:00 p.m. 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
3716 Our margins are so tight and he works for scale. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
3717 Sorry, the answer was Zydeco. Next? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
3718 Watch out, there's an alligator behind you. 1.1875 0.04738 80 64 9 2
3719 I've told you before - you have to stay six feet away. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3720 We need to discuss your anger issues. And no, you cannot go home for spring break. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3721 Hey! Take out only. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3722 Meet The Covidator--our new dish washer. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3723 He's getting better about nicely taking food from your hand Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3724 And that is our new compost gator per Florida state guidelines 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3725 We only serve those with socks and shoes here. No socks. No Shoes. No service. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3726 Of course you can feed her, but bear in mind, she's gluten-free. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3727 You over there - step back 6 feet. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 9 1
3728 Let me guess...You are a lizard! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3729 This is where we put the coats of patrons who insist on being gluten-free. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3730 He prefers it rare. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3731 No, not free range, but it IS organic... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3732 So, the nice crocodile here says you are disturbing their meal... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3733 See ya later ... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3734 Yes, actually. Some of the meat IS undercooked. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3735 Please stop spewing those droplets, and go wash your clawed feet. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3736 You can't eat her here. This is a vegan restaurant. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3737 Remember to stay 6 feet away and you'll be fine. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3738 Cheeto, behave. I know there are not a lot of guests to feed you with at the moment. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3739 She's our answer to the mandatory "no food scraps the trash" policy. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3740 He just shows up when he needs gator aid. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3741 Look! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3742 Stop with the crocodile tears. The only reptile this diner serves is the gecko. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3743 I am sorry, madam, but we cannot butcher our crocodile for merely one cutlet. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3744 I like vegan food! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3745 6 feet and we’re carry out only. 1.1818 0.05022 66 57 7 2
3746 Don't bite my head off. I said I'd be with you in a minute Ma'me. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3747 He’ll eat more than your homework 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3748 How do I know you ate my dog? I can hear him in there barking, that's how. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3749 Let me introduce you to the gator whose foot you're eating. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3750 Well, you ordered the Gator Bowl, right? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3751 We've already paid you with the live chicken. Now get out of her and quit complaining. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3752 Stop it Al. Just because she has no hand bag, doesn’t mean she wants to play. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3753 No, you'll have to take her out" 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3754 Would you like some in your soup? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3755 It’s a make-your-own take out bag with matching shoes and belt. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3756 The moat has been great for aesthetic purposes. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3757 Despite being an alligator, she does a great rendition of " Crocodile Rock". Which part of her would you like to eat? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3758 Do You Want To Joint Her? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3759 She is here for her lunch, not your lunch 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3760 The pit keeps Orange Julius customers on their side. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3761 I assure you, we have the freshest alligator in town. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3762 Give him a song title and he'll sing for his supper. Susan Thomson, Omaha, Nebraska 1.1818 0.04534 66 56 9 1
3763 I'm sorry, we're out of small mammals. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3764 Ma'am, I appreciate that you're hungry, but I'm already helping a customer. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3765 *You* are a great voice teacher! 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3766 Hell no! I’m not hungry, I’m in heat! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3767 The gator bites are the best! 1.1818 0.04784 66 56 9 1
3768 He's been at this non-stop since we let him watch "Flipper" re-runs. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3769 You in Maine fo’ sho’! 1.1818 0.01527 66 59 6 1
3770 Tomorrow's special will be alligator soup. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3771 You can’t feed your emotional support animal! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3772 I don't think I'll have the alligator tail. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3773 Ignore the tears, she knows they're chicken nuggets. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3774 Yeah, well, sir, she told you she’s not interested, leave her alone 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3775 I don't care if she's a vegan - you're all real tasty to me 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3776 Would you like our special catch of the day ? 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3777 Alligator Shoe Away 1.1818 0.04269 66 55 11 0
3778 She ordered the alligator stew! 1.1818 0.04534 66 56 9 1
3779 Easy there, fella — she tipped well! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3780 Throw him a piece of broccoli. He’s practicing for the next hibachi dinner. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3781 This particular one comes with a sidearm of your choice. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3782 Came with the expensive Polo shirt 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3783 We had to take select-your-lobster off the menu, but I can assure you that the alligator is fresh. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3784 What was that you were saying about the service? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3785 Ah, yes. Chef is informing me that the catch of the day is wildebeest. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3786 You can have him fried, baked, or Cajun. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3787 Will your meals be paid together or separate? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3788 Live Entertainment is why eating in beats take-out, every time. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3789 But everyone laughed at the idea, so Donald bought “On the Border” and made it happen here. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3790 Today's special, alligator. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3791 No Ally, I told you we're out of duck. 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3792 I know it feels like extortion, but their protection is better than the mafia. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3793 The gator’s hungry – can you lend a hand? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3794 That's the exit for our non-tipping customers. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3795 I'd tell you to cover your mouth with your elbow, Mr. Gator, but you've got those baby dick ass arms. Little limp dick ass, two inch ass arms. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3796 We recycle food waste a little differently here. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3797 He's mad, You ordered Gator tail last time & now his wife finds it hard to swim with her tail missing... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3798 Our chef welcomes all criticisms. He is just beyond the moat of suggestions. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3799 That's the chef's Special, today. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3800 He's here to prevent dining and ditching. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3801 She runs faster than a horse. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3802 And now, our floorshow! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3803 We're going green on all our garbage disposal. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3804 Watch out for Snappy. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3805 And now a bit of musical entertainment, a rendition of "See you later, alligator. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3806 Yeah, but he's still the best pepper grinder we've ever had. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3807 Hope you’re enjoying you’re meal. Can I bring you anything else? Maybe a bowl of water for the little guy? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3808 Don't worry, it's crocodile's tears . 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3809 Oh, don't mind Bob, he's just disappointed you didn't order the trout. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3810 Ignore him, he doesn’t get out much. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3811 I thought we were house sitting a gecko. Not a gator. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3812 And you thought that fly in your soup was malevolent... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3813 I happen to like vegans. I've eaten several. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3814 I thought I made it perfectly clear that you need to fuck off. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3815 Sorry, he just ate the lobster you picked out. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3816 The shark union is on strike, this is jumping the alligator is all we have right now 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3817 Would you like to try our house-made Gatorade? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3818 I said, ‘See ya later, alligator’. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3819 This is our cafe's emotional support crocodile, it cares about your problems as much as we do 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3820 They taste like chicken. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3821 Is he six feet away” 1.1818 0.04534 66 56 9 1
3822 And this is my trainee, Ryan. He’ll be taking your order today. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3823 People first, then alligators! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3824 Do you need the menu or do you know what you will eat! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3825 The filet of saltwater crocodile is very fresh 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3826 Here’s your entree, Mr. Alligator 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3827 His name is Rufus. He knows you’re eating duck soup. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3828 I'm sorry but we've run out of plant-based bowls. You'll have to order something with animal protein. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3829 Knock it off. Her shoes are new. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3830 All our meat is very fresh. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3831 Believe me they are as good as lobster and you can take home what you don't eat. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3832 Chef's 'amuse bouche' is very different from others in that it comes after the meal and doesn't offer a bite, it takes one. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3833 Unfortunately he thinks he found his lost son 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3834 For today's special......the crocodile soup is VERY fresh! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3835 Fred’s our new Moat Manager. He’s here to assure all sick customers must eat over there. We’re doing everything we can to keep the restaurant open. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3836 Sparky stay! She’s having soup. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3837 Aren’t you glad you chose the soup, not the snapper? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3838 That's why we don't advise ordering the turtle soup. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3839 The good news is she like tofu as much as you do. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3840 I told you he would get big when your pet grew up! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3841 He's saying he wants his soup back. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3842 You better tip me! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3843 our special for today Gator Tips They are fresh! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3844 I assure you miss, we only use the freshest, organic ingredients in all of our food! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3845 Please tip your waiter... 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3846 Since the dog taught him to bark I've considered making a handbag out of him 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3847 Listen, I am NOT a gator waiter! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3848 And, in case you have a vore fetish . . . 1.1818 0.04269 66 56 10 0
3849 You said smell you later...it's later. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3850 We're partnering with the local zoo to encourage social distancing. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3851 Here you have a choice of ordering fresh just out the water croc fillets or become a main entree yourself 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3852 Trump's orders; we straddle the border with Mexico. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3853 It's really a testament to the cross-species appeal of our paleo-vegan menu. 1.1818 0.04784 66 57 8 1
3854 Beaudreau is our sous chef and he specializes in Cajun and chicken tartare 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3855 We fly them in fresh, daily, and there very talented. This we call Comet. He sings and thinks he’s Bill Halley. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3856 It’s this new form of recycling the mayor started 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3857 We thought the crocodile would help encourage more generous tips. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3858 She just wants to be liked. The crocodiles are the real assholes. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3859 Now THAT'S a happy camper. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3860 Social distancing is not his strong point. 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3861 Lemme get that out of your way. The next course is coming right up. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3862 With all the buzz about fresh markets we figured we'd give it a shot 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3863 Get me out of Florida. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3864 Ma’am, the buffet is closed temporarily. Please exit that way... 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3865 And your friend would like the chicken? 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3866 You can get your phone back when you've drained the swamp, young lady. 1.1818 0.02059 66 57 9 0
3867 Say, is that an alligator or a crocodile–and–why is if barking like a dog? 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3868 Quarantine animal; Awaiting for food, in menu today. 1.1818 0.05249 66 57 7 2
3869 PETA urged us to replace the lobster tank. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3870 This meal was prepared in our chef’s own croc pot. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3871 When you're done,it's the tooth on the bottom right. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3872 And you, My Friend, are sewer scum. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3873 Please don’t feed the animals 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3874 He has an appetite for women. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3875 The new incentive is called “finish your food or else” 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3876 Crocodile: Where isssss myyyy orderrrrr?! Man: You got it, sir. We found her breaking quarantine rules! 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3877 You got to keep him on a leash dear 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3878 You did order Gatorade! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3879 you're a gator not a waiter 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3880 Please, sir, you’re supposed to stay six feet back. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3881 Are you sure you want Gatorade? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3882 ...He's a service crocodile. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3883 He saying he's found basement with a cache of toilet paper. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3884 As a matter of fact, the manager is right over here. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3885 We've even found a way to recycle food waste. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3886 You did not ask nicely. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3887 He only takes gluten-free and low-carb. 1.1818 0.05675 66 58 5 3
3888 I said 'Please.' 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3889 I told you — I'll seat you in a while. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3890 What brings you to Alaska? 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3891 CDC guidelines suggest keeping your distance. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3892 I'll tell you why I'm upset Pickle -- the last time you jumped and snapped like that, Harry lost a hand! 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3893 '' Did I mention my reservations about you ordering turtle soup ? '' 1.1818 0.04784 66 54 12 0
3894 The men's is down the stairs, through the lagoon, first door on the right. 1.1818 0.04784 66 57 8 1
3895 You’re in luck, we’re out of our regular snapper tonight so you’re getting fresh caught wild snapper instead” 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3896 don't mind her, she's just from Florida. 1.1818 0.06072 66 57 6 3
3897 No-no! The swamp you're looking for is a café around the corner. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3898 I told you, your cue to pop up is happy birthday! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3899 The steak and eggs seem to keep him busy for a while if you need to use the restroom in the back. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3900 This is a CAIMAN restaurant. You're looking for the Cajun restaurant, that's on Taylor Street. 1.1818 0.05675 66 56 8 2
3901 And he wants his lunch "supersized" 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
3902 Can you say Jon Adams? 1.1807 0.04892 83 69 11 2
3903 Very fresh. 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3904 That heavy thought of yours: shall I wrap it up to go? 1.1791 0.04720 67 55 12 0
3905 it's the cereal.....Crackle and Pop aren't as fast. 1.1791 0.05177 67 56 10 1
3906 It's off the menu, but our ravenous alligator pit was specially made for customers who don't tip at least 15 percent. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3907 You'll give us a great Yelp review, I hope? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3908 Stop that! You've already lost me three customers . 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3909 Just get rid of the constant chirping noise for me! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3910 Careful, the alligator soup is a big seller. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3911 He's positive your shoes used to be his cousin. 1.1746 0.04821 63 55 7 1
3912 Here at Latte Larry's, we take social distancing very seriously. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3913 For the last time Frank, she's NOT on the menu 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3914 I'm thinking, the next bite should be this joker. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3915 I know he's for emotional support, but can I please pet him? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3916 Remember to stay six feet apart. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3917 Yes, you ate alligator. THAT is an alligator. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3918 He's been coming here for 50 years...we still haven't served him for 50 years. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3919 You, my friend, have made your way into the wrong caption contest 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3920 Your Crocs protest has gone officially overboard. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3921 We don't get humans a lot. Most tourists are supposed to know that this restaurant is reserved for crocodiles. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3922 See, at least Vigo loves my barbecue Vegan burgers. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3923 Your shoes, perhaps? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3924 The salad bar's closed but don't forget to visit our complimentary moat 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3925 This is cruelty to reptiles, putting me a hole with no water." "Stifle yourself Ali! 1.1746 0.05787 63 53 7 2
3926 As if the coronavirus wan't enough - let's go to my place where it's safe 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3927 And, I’ll see you later, Ali Gator! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3928 He never complains about MSG. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3929 Haven't you heard of social distancing? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3930 That's it ! From now now on you either order out or bring your own lunch from home ! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3931 He's a little pissed - You're eating his wife's soup. No, really, part of her is in that soup. So, you could well understand. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3932 The Gator says, “Make sure you tip!” 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3933 Are you gonna finish that? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3934 Riding on the success of the beautiful and very powerful wall, Trump doubled down on medieval tactics ordering all restaurants to add a crocodile moat to help enforce social distancing. “It works folks!” 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3935 If you don’t simmer down, we’ll have to see you later. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3936 I know you’re hungry but we haven’t got a bad tip today.” 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3937 We're incredibly jaded freaks and express no wonder, no amazement at the glories of nature that now intrude on our crevices, tunnels and moats. What does it say about our hipster proclivities that we are unimpressed, uninspired by this lizard? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3938 Correction. We USED to throw food at customers. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3939 And here is your order of gator bites. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3940 He busses our tables. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3941 Always fresh. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3942 Our burgers are all fresh ground. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3943 I thought we'd agreed that you would not play with your food. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3944 Cover your mouth when coughing, and practice social distancing or you won't be served. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3945 It's actually an American alligator, not a crocodile. 1.1746 0.05326 63 55 6 2
3946 We have a no tipping policy. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3947 Ain't no Gatoraid. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3948 He loves legs! You stay right there, Snapper! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3949 And how are we finding you as food today, ma'am? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3950 Didn’t he used to be furrier? 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3951 I know. I should have said "I'm not ready to let out my inner demon," but he was SO cute then. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3952 You will have to wait..everybody is Rocking Round the Clock 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3953 He was Joe Exotic’s 5th husband. He’s been through a lot and he loves Pho, so we figured, why not? 1.1746 0.05080 63 55 6 2
3954 It’s either your Cheerios or you. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3955 She’ll be tastier if you wait for her to finish. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3956 Allie, I said no begging in the diner! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3957 What's your excuse this time for standing her up? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3958 Patrons are under strict rules to never cough or sneeze inside the restaurant to avoid being fed to the animals. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3959 Soup?...Or the lady? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3960 ''I think he is trying to tell us something but I can't put my finger on it.'' 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3961 You chose the bowl. It can also be served in a croc. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3962 The chef sends his apologies, today's special isn't available due to technical difficulties in the kitchen. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3963 If this isn't to your liking, you could always pick a whopper from the lobster tank. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3964 No shirt, no service 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3965 Keep on eye on him, he's pretty harmless but he'll try to spit in your food 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3966 We have fresh gator today. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3967 Hey, I already told you I would be with you after a while, crocodile 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3968 You ordered gator tale, right? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3969 This is what happens when the boss says to 'earn your chops' . 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3970 Sorry about the commotion, ma'am — the lunch crowd can be a bit ravenous. 1.1746 0.04821 63 54 8 1
3971 Don't pay any attention to him. He's the owners pet. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3972 For the umpteenth time, we are out of frog legs, so go back to the swamp. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3973 I'm not taking your order till you've washed your flippers 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3974 It’s OK . . . he’s merely mocking your turtle soup! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
3975 He found that if he sings an aria from Carmen he is treated to tastier tidbits from our diners! 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3976 Here at Green Gater, we like for our patrons to choose their dinner themselves. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3977 And that's why they called it Gatorade. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3978 Didn't you say you ordered "Gatorade"? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3979 That's our eco-friendly, organic items recycler. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3980 Oh, that's for your soiled napkins and food scraps. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3981 Hold on Fido, she hasn't tipped yet. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3982 Save the tears. No i cannot start Happy Hour early and no, she i cannot make her tonight’s soecial. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3983 I'm sorry, we forgot his order. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3984 I don't think Fred is that hungry. We fed him a customer just this morning. 1.1746 0.04548 63 54 8 1
3985 The special tonight is alligator tartare. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3986 I can assure you, It tastes like chicken 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3987 Hope you are a good tipper 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3988 She's mine! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3989 If you share your bread you needn't worry. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3990 Cash, cards, or bitcoin - singing for your supper isn't an accepted currency. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3991 Only take out and she comes with fries." 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
3992 We serve Alligator -- not Alligators. It's not a PC issue to us. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3993 Oh OH the restaurant is closed irl and I’m out of work, so this is obviously a lucid dream. Cool, you can do anything when you’re lucid dreaming! I’m gonna make out w this alligator now 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3994 We're all really tired of "Crocodile Rock" 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3995 Please don't feed him table scraps. He gets enough anacondas... 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
3996 Hey, stop acting like a carnivore! I told you, we're only serving a vegetarian menu! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3997 Welllll, she says gators are just mindless geckos. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
3998 Think he's carrying any exotic viruses? 1.1746 0.05326 63 52 9 1
3999 Don't you think the boss went a tad overboard on my training? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4000 We pride ourselves in having the freshest alligator meat in Florida. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4001 You ordered gator bites, right? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4002 Whatever you do, don't throw him table scraps, it just encourages him. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4003 Yeah, and at these prices you're not likely to! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4004 You are eating his mom, so he has come to eat you. Karma. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4005 'You are not allowed to feed the pets with your food leftovers" 1.1746 0.04257 63 55 7 1
4006 17, 18, 19...uh oh, my bad! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4007 I was talking about the Crocs on her feet not you in the pool! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4008 See you later, crocodile 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4009 Social distancing is definitely not a croc. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4010 Sorry, Charlie, only the best get selected for the crocodile soup. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4011 He'll be really happy if you don't eat all your frog's legs. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4012 No! Crocky you can not have her.It is not even your dinner time yet. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4013 That's a croc of crap! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4014 That's our special of the day! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4015 I love raw food, don’t you? 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4016 that is a recomrndation for fresh fish tartar 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4017 He proves our alligator meat is fresh. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4018 Third warning: spittle or croc tears will not get you seated any sooner, young man. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4019 One order of nutria nuggets coming up. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4020 We like to serve them fresh. 1.1746 0.04257 63 52 10 0
4021 Don't worry about that croc, we only feed it patrons who don't tip. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4022 Ma'am, I still can't give you a discount. He's not on our property. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4023 We couldn't afford a Mariachi band. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4024 He insists he recognizes my shoes. Some long lost cousin, I think. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4025 I wouldn't take leftovers home. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4026 Horace-She is NOT on the Menu❗️ 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4027 Didn't I already bring you your Czech? 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4028 For the last time Steve, she ordered a Gatorade, not a Gator's aid 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4029 Your dinner is sponsored by Crocs. Here's more from our sponsor! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4030 I bet he wants your leftovers! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4031 Oh yes. We have fresh gator as well. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4032 I think he's mad because you have his dish. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4033 He’s the only thing that 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4034 That one would be really fresh! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4035 Oh, somebody left Lego bricks in the gator-pit again. 1.1746 0.04821 63 54 8 1
4036 Maine received the stay-at-home order before Florida. 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4037 You clean those teeth and the muesli is yours 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
4038 Keep complaining & you’re de-moated to dishwashing. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4039 Cough up her purse or it's your hind! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4040 Since our previous bathroom policy was poorly handled, we decided to put him in charge. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4041 Fatten up, he ordered you. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4042 As requested she ’s vegetarian and gluten free 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4043 Sneeze if you have to, but only into your elbow. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4044 We call it , “In a While, Crocodile.” 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4045 Do you like alligators? There's one right now. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4046 Now remember, you can only bite if she tries to dine and dash. 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4047 Hey! If you keep interrupting I'll ask the chef to put you on the menu. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4048 That’s how we keep our patrons 6 feet away from each other! 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4049 I said Down! 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4050 We are just getting by in these days. But we can’t take an order from you. 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4051 We're a farm-to-table-to-alligator establishment 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4052 Why don't you get a job, Spicoli? 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4053 One more uncovered cough and I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to join the trapdoor crocodile 1.1746 0.04821 63 52 11 0
4054 Please address your comments to the review aggre-gator. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4055 my -it might be better for you to change your order to soething you can eat 1.1687 0.04476 83 69 12 1
4056 That? That’s the tip pool. 1.1667 0.04852 60 50 10 0
4057 He appreciates good tips too! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
4058 Watch your bowl. He really goes for that snap, crackle and pop and you don't want to be in between. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4059 The Mexico border is a little close for comfort. 1.1639 0.04779 61 53 7 1
4060 Oh that? It’s the social distancing pit we’ve had installed. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4061 Don't worry . It scares the mice away. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4062 Oh, he’s harmless...we just needed a way to keep the hipsters off the free WiFi. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4063 Eh, looks like he's still whining about slicing that last putt; us Floridians don't condone that behavior. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4064 Care to know what happened to the last customer who said "Good food? That's a crock!" ? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4065 No more pancakes for you Dundee! Please excuse him, since the end of the quarantine, he's chosen to live like a human being. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4066 We practice distancing without the social. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4067 Just a new security measure for unruly customers... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4068 We like to think we're comfort animal friendly. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4069 That's what happened to the last person who complained about their food. 1.1639 0.04779 61 53 7 1
4070 Down Tippy, down! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4071 He attacks if we're not six feet apart " 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4072 I’ve been hunkered down, social distance still for so long, she nested there. This is nothing, I think that I have a bee hive in my pants. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4073 Shut up and go to your room. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4074 Oh, him. Let me ask your opinion; gator or croc? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4075 If you pronounce "pho" wrong, you get thrown in the gator pit. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4076 It's either you or your leftovers. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4077 I don't know what to tell you, ma'am, I just work here. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4078 Back in the trench Farquard …you’re a spitter!" 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4079 Alligator soup 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4080 Now see here Mr. Alligator. Just because you've been fucking my wife in my home each afternoon with your long scaly penis does not mean it is OK to appear at my place of employment and masturbate vigorously. 1.1639 0.01653 61 56 4 1
4081 I told you our Alligator is fresh. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4082 When I said 'see ya later' I was actually talking to him. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4083 Common mistake, actually it's an alligator. You can tell by its rounded snout. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4084 It is a souvenir from the virus that drained the swamp. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4085 Come back when it’s curve has peaked. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4086 We all die alone. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4087 You're a crocodile - go back to Australia. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4088 It used to be a lobster tank. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4089 He will play dead for a treat... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4090 Pets are not allowed in the restaurant, but we make an exception for alligators." 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4091 I told you no white shoes before Labor Day! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4092 You've had your six feet already. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4093 Only pigeons allowed. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4094 ... and, oh yeah, don’t pet or feed the gator if you don’t mind ... 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4095 It’s in charge of enforcing social distancing. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4096 Oh that alligator? That’s just Joshua. He lives in the basement of this Panera. No Joshua! You CAN’T have more broccoli cheddar soup! Get a job you freeloader! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4097 I’ll take a size 6 in crocs 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4098 He resents working for table scraps. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4099 I already told you, there is nothing vegan on our menu. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4100 No, you may not have just one piece of macaroni. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4101 Don’t worry -he always had that cough it’s not coronavirus. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4102 Look, its’s a ground floor opportunity! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4103 No, no, here it's the other way around ! She gets to eat you. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4104 He always sings before eating! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4105 You keep your opinions to yourself! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4106 He's eager, but let it cool off a little first. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4107 The tip will be better if you wait for it 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4108 For a 'Happy Birthday' song like that, I would not tip any less than chicken. Definitely, not tofu." 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4109 Takeout is fine. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4110 Sorry for the wait. We’re short-staffed tonight 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4111 You quit your complaining and get back into the kitchen and finish cleaning up,Mr. Francis... My goodness,we're up to our eyeballs in alligators since the help went on quarantine... 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4112 It's our new composter. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4113 Be careful not to give it any bones. 1.1639 0.04169 61 52 9 0
4114 Hey, a little social distancing, please! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4115 He likes sushi. Share some. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4116 See? Fresh products, as I said 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4117 Would you like fries with that? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4118 He wrote the song Crocodile 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4119 I warned you about ordering the turtle soup 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4120 I don't think he's asking for your ramen soup. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4121 Do you like pinya coladas? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4122 She’s the one. 1.1639 0.05811 61 55 3 3
4123 Everglades to Table, fresh. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4124 Now, who is ready to order the main course? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4125 Your Order. In awhile, crocodile. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4126 As you can see we even serve alligator. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4127 Hey, I said no table scraps! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4128 Din Din. Hey! I'm here. Where's dinner? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4129 Your cereal has Its snap but is missing it’s pop and cracker 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4130 That's Corkie the Croc. He eats any credit card that gets rejected. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4131 I thought all restaurants were closed *cough* 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4132 Ignore him. That is a croc and you know it. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4133 You always bragged that you were the only one who understood how to serve fish, and that's just a croc. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4134 I've heard better on American Idol. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4135 I said I'd check on you in a while! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4136 Sorry, but we only serve alligators in season. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4137 He wants you to share dinner or at least a leg. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4138 It's the CEO's pet. I would stay on his good side. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4139 Don`t even try to ask another customer for a job. You will be watching over this place during our Covid closure. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4140 If you don't stop begging like that, you might become my next Hermes belt. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4141 That's the reason why I had recommended that you order the whole raw chicken. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4142 If you don't like the bouillabaisse, there's always our snapper. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4143 I told you, no dining in! Take-out only! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4144 She's here to enforce the "grab and go" policy. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4145 I told you.... no begging! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4146 Sometimes you eat the gator, sometimes the gator eats you. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4147 Our new composting system. Watch your fingers.... 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4148 Don’t feed him; he’ll just come back for more. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4149 For the last time, we don’t allow Panhandling. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4150 No worries. He only wants Gatorade! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4151 No pets allowed 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4152 No, that's our new social distancing enforcing ALLIGATOR. You can tell by the rounded nose." 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4153 Or, give your order to Amazon and the'll deliver it to your home. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4154 'That's our last Florida Special.' 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4155 Penelope would like to know if you would be interested in an apéritif. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4156 See, that's why you don't feed him table scraps! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4157 Aren't you the same gator that sells roses to the women? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4158 Our Dish of the Day is Eggs in Purgatory, freshly prepared by our sewer-chef. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4159 Snappy? The lady wants to know if the gator fritters are fresh? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4160 Your friends are social distancing, so they ordered a Singing Gator for your birthday 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4161 And may I proudly say that all our dishes are baked in a croc pot. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4162 Why do you have a carrot in you hand? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4163 Would you rather we get you a dog for your table scraps? 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4164 He is friendly, he seem to like your perfume. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4165 Anything for your companion, or will the check be all? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4166 At least they’re social distancing!... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4167 Our communal dining table is that way if you’d prefer a different view, they’re all great eaters! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4168 That’s our new health service access coordinator. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4169 He’s singing ‘Crocodile Rock.’ What, you don’t like dining music? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4170 Down boy, she’s a friend. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4171 Sorry, the reservation is for Chance the RAPPER. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4172 If you keep eating those little white birds you’re not getting any more. BAD ALLIGATOR! 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4173 and don't see him after awhile either. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4174 Now you, are one naughty crocodile. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4175 He misses his moat. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4176 Absolutely not! You've had enough Gatorade. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4177 In the 50's it was James Dean with his DA. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4178 Going on my break. Be back in fifteen." "I'll take your table. See you later, Al. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4179 Oh him? That's just Gary, our social distance gator. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4180 Better you feed the gator, than the gator feed on you 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4181 Yeah, we're trying to use more gig employees, plus he takes up less space than our compost bins. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4182 It our new recyclable doggie bag 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4183 Yes, our menu includes Cayman Island Soup. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4184 Hey waiter, there’s a gator! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4185 Please don't sit with your hack to him, her, it... 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4186 Looks like the Health Department is stepping up lock down enforcement... 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4187 Any Allergies..... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4188 I’m trying not to overreact to the hungry alligator that just crawled out of the weirdly symmetrical hole in the floor. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4189 Me too! I am just sick of this cliched situation!” 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4190 Don't worry, it doesn't have Covid-19. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4191 from Florida? There you have finished with the Coravirus or are you treating it with the mojito´s? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4192 Snappy is practicing social distancing. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4193 Huh what did you say speak up louder ! So I can hear you! Said the animals at the Restaurant 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4194 One snap for medium, two snaps for rare. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4195 So, a “discomfort” animal lowers your anxiety by raising it in others? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4196 he becomes somewhat agitated when we serve the gator soup special 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4197 He is part of our new environmental re-cycling program. Just leave him 15% of your meal. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4198 You’re going to have to take him outside, this is a “No Snapping” section. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4199 Believe you--me, once our meat is skinned, quartered, sliced, diced, sauted in olive oil with garden variety bell peppers, 2 jalapenos, 40 oz. tomatoes & sauced up. Served with Jasmine rice. Mmm, good Harold, sorry. Desperate times.. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4200 Yes, Mz., our 'all-you-can-eat' fresh seafood buffet is self-serve! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4201 No spring practice but I'm pretty sure Florida football will be back in the fall. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4202 You can feed him your leftovers when you’re done but just know; he’s a vegan. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4203 He 's upset you are having the gator special 1.1639 0.04779 61 53 7 1
4204 Didn't you hear about social distancing? 1.1639 0.04779 61 50 10 0
4205 LOCALIZE MOTHER 3 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4206 Ladies first. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4207 Pickle. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4208 The tips have been absolutely fantastic since we emplaced the croc food disposal pit! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4209 You're a real chowhound Chewy." Kyle Kenyon Bonita Springs, FL 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4210 Actually, uh... that's our toilet paper. Now GET BACK in the bathroom! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4211 Patience Tory, the open buffet is not fully set up yet 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4212 Our fish chowder is famous for a subtle hint of alligator." 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4213 He’s auditioning to be your new handbag. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4214 Ali wants a cracker. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4215 I wouldn't worry about him, he's 6 feet away. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4216 I'll have the bubonic special 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4217 Crocodile sandwich and make it snappy... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 7 1
4218 Mitch, there, looks as if he got what he wanted. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4219 Yes, we specialize in fresh seafood, but he wants you to stop calling him a crocodile, when he's clearly an alligator! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4220 Don't order the eye of newt and toe of frog! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4221 Covid 19 sure has brought the wildlife back 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4222 Don't worry, he's not very deadly. He only eats about one percent of our customers. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4223 I want my americano iced! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4224 I have lost my shirt! 1.1639 0.04779 61 53 7 1
4225 Sorry Sammy. Happy Hour's not til 5:00. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4226 Can I speak to the manager? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4227 Sorry - I have no idea who let him out of the toilet. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4228 Post Social Distancing: "...and this is where you go if you need to cough or sneeze." 1.1639 0.03827 61 54 6 1
4229 His bark is worse than his bite. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4230 Please don’t encourage her, they probably carry covid-19. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4231 Your reservation is next, kindly wait until your number is called. 1.1639 0.04779 61 50 10 0
4232 Our cage-free special today is alligator stew. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4233 The quarantine didn't cover him. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4234 Yes, Madam, we serve gator sushi here, and the gators are really annoyed. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4235 Your ex-husband escaped again. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4236 I told you before, no Crocs™ !" "But I'm a 'gator! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4237 He's waiting for some snapper soup. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4238 No Mr. Gator,Cindy is not your dessert,she is another guest. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4239 He has morphed to a snackatarian. Oh, he has also become fond of caffeine. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4240 She's a bit snappy today. SOMEONE must be eating their ramen with a fork. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4241 Back off! You're within 6 feet! 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4242 just ignore him , Ir already told him someone would take his order after while” 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4243 Ladies before gentlemen. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4244 Sorry but no pets allowed. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 9 0
4245 Careful, he has short arms. 1.1639 0.04779 61 53 7 1
4246 Don’t listen to him...there’s no boogeyman in the basement. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4247 No ma'am, I don't believe there safe distancing restrictions with alligators... I find him surprisingly tender. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4248 We provide customers with the freshest ingredients! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4249 I've told you before, let her decide on the tip herself. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4250 If you keep barking, you get NOTHING! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4251 Its a crock of chili. You got a problem with that? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4252 It’s a bit chewy tonight. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4253 Well . . . , obviously he likes you . . , but still . . ., don’t feed him. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4254 to be fair,you did say you liked your meat medium-rare 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4255 You'll have to report any complaints to our provoGATOR. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4256 You need to stay six feet apart for social distancing. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4257 Welcome to our roadside zoo and dine. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4258 Was that a 'yes' on a seating upgrade? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4259 The alligator is quite fresh. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4260 Jesus, this cafe is a zoo. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4261 Later deli waiter. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4262 New swamp to table menu we are trying out 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4263 Your pet has to go 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4264 No . . . No ... Sit . . . Sit .. No Menacing . . . No Menacing . . . 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4265 Ask her, if you want your tails back. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4266 That's the chef's surprise dessert you ordered. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4267 Stop it, Allie! No begging at the table! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4268 It's either alligator soup, or crocodile. I can never tell. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4269 Don't worry, he'll only attack if you cough. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4270 Excuse me, miss, but I think your date would like something to eat too. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4271 Pay no attention. That’s not the elephant in the room. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4272 We find it is more environmentally friendly than composting. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4273 I feel bad now. When my friend told me I told him not to be so gullible 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4274 And what will you have for your support alligator? 1.1639 0.04779 61 52 7 1
4275 You can pick any one you like, but they're carry out only. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4276 That's just the private investigator my ex hired. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4277 No, it's not your lucky day. That's why you scored a table near the window. Michael Turner, Madison, Wisconsin 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4278 M’am don’t feed the alligator. That is our security system. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4279 New health directive - they encourage social distancing... 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4280 Hey chompy boy you're a big chompy boy yeah you are chomp chomp chomp chomp chomp ooh just look at those chompers chompy boy. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4281 I believe he wants to join you for some soup. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4282 No chicken for you Buster, until you do a better job of flossing. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4283 Is THAT fresh enough for you? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4284 Go Fish! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4285 THAT’S our option for vegans. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4286 And if you don't recycle that spoon... 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4287 No pets inside. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4288 All our sea food is always fresh." 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4289 Hear those sirens? That's the soical distancing police coming! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4290 I know he’s cute but don’t feed him. 1.1639 0.04485 61 53 7 1
4291 We're famous for our SPECIALTY OF THE HOUSE .. 'EXTRA FRESH GATOR BOURGUIGNON' 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4292 All our ingredients are guaranteed fresh. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4293 May I have some? 1.1639 0.04779 61 53 7 1
4294 «Croco i told you, you can't sit with us. We are going back to normal soon.» 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4295 That's how he scammed those poor kids into playing fetch with him. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4296 Would you like me to pass these feelings onto the chef for you? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4297 Lady, is that your car? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4298 Flipper is showing his age, don't you think? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4299 There's an alligator behind you. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4300 I've told you a hundred times, we do not serve alligators. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4301 Honey, I feel like you have an alligator at your back 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4302 Winston, I don't care what you are craving, we've served brown haired women, dressed like cliches, on the the second Tuesday for over 230 years. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4303 He's here to keep sufficient distance between our patrons. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4304 By going state of the art we were able to open by Easter. 1.1639 0.04169 61 52 9 0
4305 Be quiet or you're next! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4306 We got her to take care of the rat problem. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4307 You're not the apex predator in this joint, bub. Now scram, or there's a suitcase with your name on it. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4308 If it's locally sourced, and non-GMO, it will be fine. Oh, and could you peel it first? Thanks. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4309 How would you like it cooked? Well-done or medium rare? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4310 He just wants a pet. I’ll go get the broom. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4311 He's warning you not to eat alligator soup.Carnivorous scrambles into coronavirus......careful what you eat. A pandemic could ensue. 1.1639 0.04169 61 52 9 0
4312 That is our social distancing pit. 1.1639 0.04779 61 53 7 1
4313 Stop bothering me at work. I told you I'd see you later. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4314 Oder for him or he will eat you!! 1.1639 0.04485 61 53 7 1
4315 If you don't feed him every 10 minutes, he'll come out of his hole and devour anything in his path. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4316 I asked for an iced latte with poached agouti and guinea pig béchamel on points of toast. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4317 Don't worry about Lester, just be aware he's trained to keep you six feet from the nearest other patron. Oh, and he's up to code. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4318 That's Larry, he was a diversity hire, all the other applicants were human. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4319 This isn't what I expected when I bought some extra large crocs off of Amazon. 1.1639 0.04779 61 50 10 0
4320 Oh, Gabby? He's our new social distancing mechanism. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4321 Snappy, not yet. She's not done eating yet. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4322 If you order the crocodile special, a purse is an added bonus. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4323 He said for you to try the Gator-Ade. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4324 I told you we don't have discounts for Alligators. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4325 Our owner is a big fan of the movie Gladiator. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4326 Any swivel chairs? I like to spin before I eat. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4327 'Herbie, I told you no masturgating at this end of the pen' 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4328 If you say the vish-ees-wahz is cold then we will feed you to him for dinner 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4329 It’s my emotional support animal. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4330 There's no reason to carry on, Pinky. You always knew it would be a longshot for Gator Aid to be included in the Stimulus. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4331 Those crocs are bad for your health! 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4332 Well it certainly is NOT chicken. Chef used snapping crocodile as a substitute for turtle and as you see it's very fresh! 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4333 Vegan alternatives are really forcing them to compete. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4334 Cry me a river, we're all swamped. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4335 Eat up or it will want seconds. 1.1639 0.04169 61 52 9 0
4336 -Speak! -Hail Caesar! 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4337 FYI: that's not THE reptile that generated the virus. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4338 Ah, I think I'm too close . . . what with social distancing. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4339 Don't listen to him, your lobster bisque doesn't need a taste-tester. Stinky Joe already did that in the kitchen. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4340 If you are going to order crocodile for dinner may I suggest crocodile kebabs? 1.1639 0.04169 61 54 6 1
4341 You want fresh? There he is! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4342 The soup does NOT taste like swamp water.... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4343 We feed him the non-tippers. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4344 And what will your date have? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4345 Your rat problem is solved, sir. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4346 Excuse me, ma’am. That gentleman over there would like to compliment you on your stylish Crocs. Now, would you like some freshly ground pepper with your alligator stew? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4347 It’s today’s soup special, and you get to choose your own alligator tail. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4348 Another bowl of the baby alligator soup? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4349 Why don't you tell him you ordered decaf? 1.1639 0.04169 61 51 9 0
4350 Which way did I tell your date to go? 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4351 He grows on you after a while. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4352 Just throw him a garlic knot and you'll be fine. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4353 Lady, I said there’s no dining in. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4354 I thought you'd flushed him down ... 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4355 Don’t worry, he only comes around when we serve Alligator soup. He’s harmless. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4356 You bad boy! Where's Mrs. Taylor? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4357 She's a her, our Alligator Waiter, and a biologic composter. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4358 I told him I’d see him “in a while”, but he doesn’t really know how to take a hint. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4359 Very fresh. But we need an hour for preparation. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4360 I'm afraid we can't start a gator for such a small order. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4361 As you can see, Wally is still alive, so you can eat my stew without worry. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4362 This is a stick-up. Hand over all your toilet paper or you’re dinner. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4363 His favorite food is legs, so be careful! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4364 I see we're out of wildebeest. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4365 Oh and it goes without saying, but, try to keep ten feet away from the next table over 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4366 Extra cheese on that humanburger? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4367 ‘Scraps go there, eco-friend.’ 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4368 It’s the latest special, if you can eat him before he eats you, you get it for fifty percent off. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4369 It’s the only way to enforce social distancing 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4370 Would you like to choose your protein? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4371 No, that's a caiman - they're harmless. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4372 And do you want gator with that? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4373 Stay 6 feet from me 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4374 I know you prefer blonds but I 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4375 His favorite food is one star Yelpers. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4376 Anything for your service animal? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4377 Sorry, we’re a seafood restaurant. We don’t serve swamp food here. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4378 I placed it there to remind us, during our global health crisis, that we could be wildebeests on our annual migration.” 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4379 If you don't like anything on the menu, we have a special Louisiana Roll. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4380 You're still not welcome, even if you are social distancing. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4381 And that comes when you pay for your meal. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4382 It heard that we had stored canned tuna fish. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4383 Remember what you were told about social distancing. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4384 Don't listen him. Everything on the menu is bite sized. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4385 oh yeah? ... Well, he's going to make you pay! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4386 Ma'am, didn't I ask you to leave Harvy at home? 1.1639 0.05057 61 54 5 2
4387 Man: “Well... that’s Florida for ya.” 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4388 Nature! That is enough. 1.1639 0.05057 61 54 5 2
4389 Pit" is "tip" spelled backwards... Just sayin 1.1639 0.04485 61 53 7 1
4390 I forgot to mention, we have a 30% tip minimum 1.1639 0.04779 61 53 7 1
4391 Don't worry...his bark is worse than his bite. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4392 Don't expect this kind of service when reopen. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4393 Just the scraps... leave the bowl and utensils on the table. 1.1639 0.06264 61 54 4 3
4394 No, avoid. His game of chicken involves a live one. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4395 Stay 6 feet away my friend, six feet. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4396 He says he is stocking up 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4397 No we don't offer a 401K. No one ever seems to get vested. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4398 Now, that’s the appetizer. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4399 Oh stop, I warned you that this was a strictly vegan restaurant. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4400 He does this every time they ask for a to-go box. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4401 No! We don’t make you do the dishes if you can’t pay. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4402 We call him "The Equalizer;" he handles all bad Yelp reviews. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4403 Stop that! You’ve had enough freelancers! 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4404 But I'm tired of social distancing. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4405 If you ask me, the gig economy has gone too far. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4406 And how do you like your coffee? 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4407 All non-tippers go to him. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4408 I think the word you're looking for is 'aquaponic'. Here, we're actually completely 'aeroponic'. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
4409 Don't worry - I just tested negative. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4410 Honey, in here... I'd like the dressing on the side. 1.1639 0.04169 61 52 9 0
4411 If you tell him to 'speak' he'll sing 'See you later Alligator'. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4412 They said it was a bat, not a crocodile soup, so no need to worry darling. 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
4413 He's enforcing social distancing. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4414 He wants to know who you're eating. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4415 I’m telling you, it’s suppose to be Florida style 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
4416 Guess I can finally catch up on my pile of unread New Yorkers. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4417 The self service exit is that way. 1.1613 0.04709 62 52 10 0
4418 He wished to share your Gator Aid 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
4419 It's Trump's idea to prevent mingling with other patrons. 1.1552 0.04117 58 50 8 0
4420 Hey y’all serve plump little babies? Shoot, I’d love to eat me a plump little baby. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4421 If you're not going to eat the letters in your alphabet soup, don't throw them at my feet, feed them to him. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4422 It's "Take your spouse to work" day. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4423 Welcome back, Crocodile Jack! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4424 Is that your dog? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4425 Crocodile in the aisle? 1.1552 0.05101 58 52 4 2
4426 Sorry mam, You cant sit there were only open for takeaways during the quarantine. 1.1552 0.04796 58 48 9 0
4427 The snapper is very fresh today. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4428 I'm sorry Miss, he knows he's supposed to be six feet away. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4429 All I can offer you is a quick death. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4430 Hot or iced? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4431 We've been accepting croc donations, but I think we should've been more specific. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4432 Back in time out, you know you have to be there for 15 minutes for eating someone. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4433 Just so you know, gratuity is not included. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4434 I suggest you don't let her see what's in your bowl 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4435 Is that supposed to help you with social distancing. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4436 Her takes care of leftovers - don;t clean your plate. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4437 Polk salad Annie, the gators got your granny 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 8 0
4438 Our alligator is rather discriminating so when he heard you ordered the truffle fries, he gets excited. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4439 I told you I would see ya later! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4440 If you don't keep it down, we will make you into a bag. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4441 Don't try the green snapper. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4442 That section is reserved for our maitre d's nemesis, James Bond. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4443 Red snapper? No, just green. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4444 This building used to be a villain lair before we converted it to a restaurant. We couldn't get rid of Ali Gater though. She's so sweet! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4445 That joke was way over the line. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4446 ill hav e what hes’ haveing . 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4447 You'd better tip him or he'll sing "Swanee River" again. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4448 It’s part of our green waste disposal solution. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4449 Dammit! I told you to wait in the car! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4450 No more MilkBones for you! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4451 Your ghosting days are over buddy. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4452 Whatadoo everybody... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4453 How much did you tip? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4454 Just look what your crocodile’s done, Dee. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4455 And if you haven't washed your hands, the gator will lick them for you. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4456 It was her that coughed! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4457 You are in a soup. She is in the soup. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4458 Aw just give him one bite and he'll go away. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4459 That's not six feet 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4460 We quickly realized the only way to adequately enforce social distancing rules was with alligator pits. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4461 The woman was overwhelmed with two attractive men. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4462 You asked for a table by the moat, ma’am. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4463 It's your turn to feed him the rotting chicken . 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4464 I won’t get to close, is another WH briefing. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4465 The manager? He'll be here in a snap. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4466 I'm sorry, we don't serve gator here. 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4467 words...words...words... 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4468 I remember when rock was young. Me and Susie had so much fun. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4469 You ignore the social distancing moat at your own peril. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4470 Get down!! We may be Alligator friendly but not that friendly. I know she looks delicious, but she's not on your menu. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4471 You said you'd be done with that salad later. 1.1552 0.03732 58 50 8 0
4472 You need to social distance, fella! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4473 Is she all you'll be having today sir? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4474 Looks like SOMEONE has a hankerin' for some skankerin'! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4475 Don't worry, he stays six-feet away. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4476 He’s complaining that you got his turtle soup. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4477 Gator? Barely knew her. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4478 It’s either the fish or you. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4479 You can choose your own alligator. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4480 Hi Humans ... I would like to order a takeout. I would normally dine in but I am practicing social distancing !! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4481 I’m sorry. The pescatarian tasting menu is tomorrow evening. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4482 Your dog is cute. Can I toss him a chicken finger? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4483 Yes, gator tail is on the menu, plus you get to pick out which one you want! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4484 Go away. This is a vegan restaurant I don't care if you are her support alligator. Get out! You're right. She is the special of the day. No shirt, no shoes, no service Watch your spitting! You'll infect everyone 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4485 We're teaching him subtle humor. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4486 Please hurry and finish, our next diner has a reservation and he’s very hungry! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4487 I know you ordered alligator bites, but we thought it should be a fair fight. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4488 A little bone 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4489 I'll expect that back by morning. else jambalaya at lunch. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4490 It's our new 'table - to - fauna' concept 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4491 It's not exactly up to code, but the last time the FDA officers came in they didn't find a problem. It might have been because he ate them. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4492 I suggest you don't order the crocodile soup. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4493 Good thing you didn't order the sushi. He loves raw fish. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4494 It's an alligator 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4495 Who's breakfast? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4496 The rule is six feet, bud. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4497 No, you have had too much Gatorade already! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4498 Bwhahahahaha! Alligator Soup? What a crock! Bwhahahahaha ... wait, what? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4499 It encourages social distancing. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4500 Look here, Al, stop asking for extra tips! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4501 Be good, or we will cook your son too. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4502 Told you crossbreeding was a bad idea. 1.1552 0.05390 58 52 4 2
4503 We don't feed wild animal here. Only tamed ones. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4504 Did we save room for gator? 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4505 She just ordered the Blackened Gator Tail as an appetizer. John Kavanagh Bellaire, MI 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4506 lol Darwin wins again 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4507 Happens every time someone calls an avocado an alligator pear. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4508 Our new busboy. We don't have to pay him minimum wage. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4509 Well, is laughing because it never will be infect... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4510 You have to choices in this world, enjoy your meal, or become the meal 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4511 I will help you out of the sewer, but what is different this time? 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4512 Hey, hey. Please watch your social distance! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4513 That’s for composting. We recycle everything else on our menu. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4514 Are your chicken legs sustainably sourced? No? Okay 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4515 ‘Yes, it’s my new girlfriend and no, you can’t have her for desert.’ 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4516 Gator waiters are lower level only. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4517 OK buster, next time I say “Speak,” I wanna hear something! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4518 Yes, the gator-tots are made fresh in house. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4519 I'm sorry, no pets allowed... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4520 Give him some of your food , it will surely chase him away. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4521 Your father-in-law has made an excellent choice. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4522 WE even have its eggs!!! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4523 Yes you did, you said 'white meat!' 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4524 I’m sorry. But you’ll have to wait for a table. You’re crocodile tears just won’t work hear. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4525 You know the rules: you have to sing for your supper to prove you are not a machine. 1.1552 0.03301 58 52 5 1
4526 See you later Alligator. In a whiiiiiillllle. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4527 No crocodile appetizers. No crocodile soup. However, I hear the people feet soup is very good. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4528 Pipe down, Sparky! She's a vegetarian. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4529 Don’t worry! He’d like to get closer, but he is maintaining the recommended social distancing rules. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4530 You assumed the gator on meth wouldn't show up in your daily cartoon. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4531 Stay six-feet away, mister! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4532 and for your safety we've installed a new social distancing system 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4533 Hey! What did we tell you about the "Vampire cough"??? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4534 No way,I'm saving this one for myself! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4535 Works just like the lobster tank. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4536 He was tired of social distancing, sorry. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4537 You can come down safely now, it will all be over by Easter. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4538 First you have to say "Please". Michael Rogness, St. Paul, MN 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4539 We’ve expanded the menu beyond soup and small bites. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4540 We try to keep everything as fresh as possible. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4541 I’m sorry to tell you we have run out of today’s fish special. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4542 Don't worry, he only eats 'Preppies'. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4543 Oh you didn't like the meal after eating it all? Of course you can speak to my manager! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4544 You’ve been sewerved Ms. Jones 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4545 Wait, you're here for the Alli Gator order? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4546 Would you like the rest in a crocky bag? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4547 Did you get catfished on Tinder again? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4548 A pod of ripe bananas on the side!! 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4549 And this is our new busboy, Bob. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4550 Fresh Daily 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4551 I'll be happy to get you a doggie bag, but I WON'T give you a doggie in a bag! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4552 The sign says, No Shoes, No service. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4553 Don't give him anymore frogs legs, he is supposed to look grumpy 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4554 Calling it 'Shark fin soup" is actually offensive to all thick-skinned creatures." 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4555 Our late chef's specialty was fresh snapper. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4556 Carl, how many times have I told you not to big at the table. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4557 ...and for the daily special we have freshly stuffed homo sapien... 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4558 Do you have room for dessert? 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4559 Welcome to tonight's Meletonin dream, honey. I'll be your surver. He'll be your only you know what. 1.1552 0.05390 58 49 7 1
4560 Hmm...that definitely could have came from Joe Exotic's zoo. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4561 Oh dear, this service is quite beastly. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4562 This is Gator-2020 our brand new environmentally friendly garburator. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4563 Bad, Fluffy! Tired joke! Ma'am, we only serve our onion soup in a bowl. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4564 You really should at least try the Tofuman. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4565 Do you want a doggy bag for your pet ?" Eugénia Payer, France, Garche 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4566 When you're ready, just pay the gator. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4567 Turns out our Light Bites menu isn’t very popular. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4568 Soon you'll be also eating at the table, it's your right! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4569 mam, we need the tips to feed the restaurant's aligator, otherwise we will have to find a different dinner for him..." at which the aligator stared at Karen 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4570 Oh! That's our new compliance officer! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4571 Today you get Chicken. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4572 Sorry, but we are currently allowing only one member per household. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4573 DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4574 And that is our organic, free-range alligator Spike. He will be your third course tonight. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4575 The animal’s rights people keep saying I can’t have these tigers so I got a crocodile and named it Carole instead 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4576 When the check comes, he gets alligator arms. 1.1552 0.04796 58 51 6 1
4577 I would suggest a Pinot with the baby mammal. 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4578 "The lady here wants to buy you a drink." 1.1552 0.06415 58 52 3 3
4579 He recommends the flan for dessert. 1.1552 0.05924 58 51 5 2
4580 Yeah, I taught him how to bark. Throw him one of your shrimp and watch him fetch. 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
4581 My bag says hi to you, Cousin Carl 1.1552 0.05390 58 49 7 1
4582 Six feet from all diners too, Carl! 1.1552 0.04796 58 49 9 0
4583 He's the special on our menu today. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
4584 Stick to the menu or Sally meet Harry. 1.1455 0.04035 55 48 7 0
4585 Ma'am you''ll have to sit on the other side of the table - social distancing. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4586 Plastic straws? Lady, we don't even have trash cans. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4587 You can chose this crocodile for your soup as he seems excited about you! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4588 Hey, Florida Gator! Was it too crowded on the beaches for you? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4589 It’s turtle soup. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4590 ...in a while... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4591 See what happens when you feed the squirrels? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4592 Yea..Im gonna have to ask that you keep your alligator outside, and would you like more iced tea? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4593 What did I just say? Stay six feet away and keep your drool to yourself. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4594 The gator soup was very good. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 7 0
4595 Hey... i might be stating the obvious...but ..there is a crocodile in here..and he looks constipated. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4596 See you later alligator. In a while crocodile!" Now can I perform my non-cliche material 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4597 That's Sam,our alliwaiter. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4598 We made it snappy 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
4599 When you called the baby alligator you saw earlier gecko 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4600 hey you - no gargling allowed ! 1.1455 0.01835 55 49 6 0
4601 No tip? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4602 Please don't feed the pets. They learn bad behavior. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4603 No. You make it snappy. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4604 Sorry, that's brand copyright infringement. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4605 Did you order the anchovy pizza, or was that the turtle? 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4606 We’ve discussed this, Dennis. Tuesday is soup day. Save those fake tears. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4607 WHOA, Cliff! She loves the bouillabaisse, don't you, Miss? 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4608 I think he likes you! 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4609 Six Feet!" George Mesritz, Birmingham, Mi 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4610 Yes, tipping is only recommended for me, but, for him, treats are highly encouraged 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4611 Don´t worry, Elizardbeth. There will be plenty of food once the Coronaprincess has shared her supper with her family. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4612 Don’t worry Lady, we have it under control; the sanitary distance is fully respected. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4613 You tickle his funny bone 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4614 If you feel compelled to feed them, don't. If you do, the things will keep hanging around making that noise begging for more! 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
4615 And when you're done, he'll take your dishes. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4616 Our commercial carting service raised their prices 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4617 He believes in sharing make sure you share that sentiment. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4618 You were curious about the etouffee special - there he is. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4619 Our chef recommends the chicken rare, since he gets to take home anything the customers don't... 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4620 I never said À la carte 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
4621 Don't mind him; he's just practicing parkour. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
4622 Sorry, ma'am but the gator does actually have to sneeze on you to confer immunity to this particular coronavirus. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4623 Is your dish vegan ? 1.1429 0.03971 56 49 7 0
4624 Our chef recommends everything on the menu. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4625 Just for the sake of argument, let’s say the average American worker JO’s once a day when they’re at home. 20 minutes, tops. This thing goes on 6 weeks and we’re on the hook for 36 billion dollars worth of hog-cranking and clam-clutching. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4626 Not on the menu, just arrived from the wet market. Interested in eating that ma'am? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4627 She requested 'Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves' not 'Gators, Gators, Gators'!" 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4628 He wouldn't be begging if you didn't feed him at the table. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4629 Don't worry, his act comes on later - after you pay for dinner. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4630 We used to have a news kiosk there. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4631 Hey, who's a gator gotta death roll to get some raw chicken down here?! 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4632 He’s ready to take your order. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4633 He usually gets the Chef's Special. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4634 He wants your pants. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4635 The dog was always yapping for table scraps. We thought this would be a big improvement 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4636 That's our new entrance from the sewer line. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4637 He's just complimenting you on your choice of shoes. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4638 Rreddy, Relma ret a room already! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4639 We promote the knowledge and responsibility of our employees and encourage cooperation at all levels. 1.1429 0.04361 56 50 5 1
4640 Our crocodile-tear soup is responsibly sourced from Glub Glub, our resident friendless croc.... 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4641 Oohh de Cajun Cafe is zero waste Yeah you right . 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4642 Please don't feed him any table scraps. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4643 I’m not just practicing social distancing. He prefers blondes. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4644 He sure misses that early Grateful Dead song "Alligator". 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4645 I'm so hungry I could eat a crocodile. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4646 Take advantage of the mandatory social distancing. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4647 Remember what we said about no begging at the table. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4648 Don't encourage him, he'll just continue to beg! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4649 That sounds like a crock o’ hit to me 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4650 No barking now, Sven. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4651 Mam, I’ll need to add a plate charge to your bill for sharing with your alligator. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4652 Your diner will be right out. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4653 He thinks if he's endearing enough you"ll give him a taste" 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4654 It came not by surprise, but as if it were a figment of my imagination. Questionable in the least. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4655 I already told you, no more humans. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4656 For your safety we strictly social separation between diners 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4657 I am sorry sir. I did say that two peppers meant the soup was very spicy for the American palate. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4658 You know the servers get tipped out before security. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4659 Actually, YOU'RE the entree. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4660 What's that, Julius? She wants another iced tea? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4661 I thought we agree to meet later? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4662 Are you sure it can't reach us? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4663 He’s there because the aquarium sprung a leak. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4664 Much like fresh lobsters, we keep alligator meat at the ready. Also, it is a good incentive for our customers who don't tip the waiter. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4665 Please stop that! The noise is very distracting! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4666 Shall I get him a booster seat? 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4667 Look: we don't serve Gatorade here, just Powerade. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4668 Just don’t order the chicken. They really like chicken. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4669 Feed the gator. I dare you. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4670 Alligator tears Cried over you Over you, over you. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4671 He loves when people order our crockpot. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4672 You told me the shrimp and grits was a safe choice. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4673 It has been found that feeling Allie can only lead to a feeding frenzy! 1.1429 0.04718 56 50 5 1
4674 Do you serve Crackers? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4675 Our housealligator helps us with practising social-distancing in our restaurant". 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4676 Actually we discourage our restaurant patrons from feeding George here at The Laughing Gator. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4677 Be quiet or you'll be tomorrow's soup of the day. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4678 Over-reaction on the distraction. The food is not that bad. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4679 Take that back! Social isolation is not a euphemism for solitary confinement! 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4680 She wants to make sure you'll like her leftovers! 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
4681 Entropy 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4682 She just wants some peace 1.1429 0.05363 56 51 3 2
4683 I'll have two of those, sunny side up and a side order of warm puppies." 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4684 You've already had your quota of human flesh today 1.1429 0.01802 56 50 6 0
4685 “Can we get her a lemonade, snappy-like?” 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4686 No you can't take me to dinner after work 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4687 Shut the fuck up and tip me 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4688 He's just a reminder to the wait staff to make it snappy. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4689 We haven't seen this one in a while but hopefully we will see another one later 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4690 I’ll have the Sue-she for one. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4691 Just for the record, we don't serve crocodiles at this establishment. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4692 Sorry...he's our new busboy. He's a good worker -- I'll give him that, but perhaps a little too eager. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4693 If you don't finish... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4694 Don’t mind him. He’s just upset that we’re not social distancing. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4695 Now hush! You don't even like kale. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4696 That's why I didn't recommend the alligator soup! 1.1429 0.03971 56 49 7 0
4697 That a male. It’s easy to shut its mouth and not open it. 1.1429 0.04146 63 56 6 1
4698 It’s okay, he likes to sing for his supper. I suggest you give him a generous tip. 1.1429 0.05363 56 49 6 1
4699 The restrooms are that way... 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4700 Dessert? 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4701 Yes, I will have the cured meat plate. I feel a bit peckish. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
4702 Sir, I checked with the chef. The breakfast special comes with a side of either bacon or sausage. She said that if you want to substitute wildebeest, you’ll have to order the super-deluxe special. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
4703 This time 007 didn't get away. 1.1364 0.04257 66 56 9 0
4704 Carol ate all of her Snickers bars in week one of quarantine. 1.1356 0.04495 59 50 7 0
4705 Would you like lunch or would you prefer bring lunch? 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4706 He's biased. Those Alligator Bites were made from his cousin. 1.1296 0.04614 54 47 7 0
4707 So would you like to try our new skinny option? 1.1273 0.03235 55 49 6 0
4708 If Bernie gets elected that “reptile” will my husband! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
4709 I'm telling you for the last time, it's only when you hear snap, crackle, pop. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
4710 Looks like someone left the door to the gator cellar open again. 1.1228 0.03602 57 51 6 0
4711 Shall I make that two gator aids? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4712 I've really got to hand it to ya'. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4713 I'll have what she's having. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4714 C'mon, you know that crocodile tears won't work. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4715 It's what you believe but not what you eat. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4716 And would you like her rare or medium rare? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4717 Straws are available on the other side. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4718 She knows a bad tipper when she smells one." 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4719 As I said earlier, your table isn't ready. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4720 I think your Croque Monsieur might need some eggs, Madame. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4721 Freshest Gator Bites around! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4722 Can I get him the desert menu? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4723 Sorry ma'am, no dogs allowed. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4724 He discourages the nontippers. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4725 Your leftover will be recycled into beautiful handbags. 1.1200 0.03659 50 45 5 0
4726 Do you want a gator bag to go? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4727 Welcome to Emeril’s Chomp House. Are you familiar with our harm-to-table concept? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4728 He's enforcing the 6 foot rule between customers. Don't test him. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4729 He's singing for his supper. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4730 He's sensitive about being referred to as an 'alligator.' I think it's a reptile caste thing." 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4731 The Chef recommends medium-rare. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4732 Peta insisted. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4733 Just ignore him. Ralph is constantly seeking attention. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4734 He wants a treat.” Don Dechman, Austin, T 1.1200 0.03051 50 45 5 0
4735 I asked about that, too. According to the chef, it's a 'reimagined piranha pit'. By the way, don't order anything with the word 'slaw' in it. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4736 And here's your alligated waiter for this evening" 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4737 Sorry for the inconvenience--we feel there's a chance this helps the economy. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4738 I know he's coughing but at least he's six feet away 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4739 Can your dog have a treat? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4740 Sorry, pets aren't eligible for the 'all you can share' special. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4741 I’m sorry, sir, but you’re clearly too old to be ordering off of the kids menu. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4742 Well...it ate the bus boy and we needed a replacement asap 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4743 There is a price for that. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4744 If you throw him your meal, you’ll be in the drawing for alligator shoes. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4745 That is just my pet over there. Don't worry, he won't bite. He just would like to share his views on the recent Chinese virus issue. And remind you to wear a mask. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4746 You must be seated at a table before I can take your order! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4747 Would your emotional support animal like anything? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4748 He recommends the chicken tartare 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4749 Sorry about your dog, but he's much better at cleaning up table scraps. 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4750 The WiFi password is behind him. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4751 I like your moxie kid. You got the job. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4752 And for the gentleman? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4753 is that where you keep the alligator meat 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4754 But, what about the soup? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4755 Time out for you! Now go to your room! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4756 Which one of you wants to be on the menu!! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4757 Here’s our water buffalo expert tell you our specials 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4758 He will tell the suggested tip percentage. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4759 If you share every third bite he usually stays in the pit. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4760 Be careful where you put your hands; He works for tips. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4761 sing for your supper. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4762 That reminds me: The snapper was flown in fresh today. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4763 But she isn’t gluten free! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4764 Recycle. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4765 In lieu of the lobster shortage... 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4766 (man says) “You’re better off in there, trust me.” 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4767 You are being judged by the distance you keep. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4768 Well, we did ask that all pets be kept on a leash! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4769 I told you! No ore croutons!! 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4770 We don't do buffalo, so no need to get snappy. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4771 I'm gonna be the Doc Antle of gators. You wanna be my Moksha? 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4772 I’ll have the early bird. Hold the special. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4773 For $32, we will serve Jerome in a stew with roasted parsnips and squash, along with a purse made from his hide. For free, he will eat you. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4774 Your order is still having breakfast. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4775 I’D make someone a nice 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4776 Can’t believe this wouldn’t pass for social distancing. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4777 As you can see and hear, our crocodile is 'fresh', in both meanings of the word. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4778 We agreed. You won't clear the table unless she's finished. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4779 Hey, can i have some?" "I'll be your PALigator! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4780 Finish your lunch. He is waiting for you. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4781 He sure ain't Frank Sinatra. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4782 He seems to like our new Everglades Bar. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4783 I told you we,ve been giving him too many Alpogator treats. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4784 Oh, you'd like to send it back? Sure, you just have to give it to him. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4785 I believe he looks a lot like your alligator shoes. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4786 Oh don’t mind him, he’s our guard dig 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4787 She's real sensitive. Don't order the egg-drop soup. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4788 Hey Steve, been awhile! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4789 Sorry, madam, we only have this size left. Is that too small for you? 1.1200 0.06154 50 46 2 2
4790 That's our random alligator. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4791 Not you, Alley! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4792 As you can see, this the live food section but, sorry for you, we have a very strict policy and he was seated first. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4793 I told the last customer not to feed him the bouillabaisse. Now he's a regular gourmand! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4794 No more scrapple until you stop barking! 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4795 Stop those tears or you'll end up as crockers for her soup 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4796 You said there were not enough croutons in your salad, right? 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
4797 Mess up on the social distancing, and he eases your anxieties forever. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4798 Order, the “ Little Dog by the Lake”. 1.1200 0.05451 50 45 4 1
4799 Not enough incinerators to go around" - waiter from 202 1.1176 0.03936 68 61 5 1
4800 Which one of you is Snappy and do you want milk in your coffee? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
4801 He crocs and rolls as a taste tester. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4802 No, that's a crackodile; the gator's in the alley. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4803 That looks good for seconds. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4804 Tip. And tip well. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4805 I named him Bernie, because he's here to feed off of you. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4806 Hell is full! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4807 And if you're trying to lose weight... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4808 hey I told you in a while 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4809 Will that be Blacken, Fried or Boiled Gator Creole 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4810 He's our bad tipper service animal. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4811 He can't eat here anymore. He doesn't pay and claims payment rolls right off his head. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4812 That there is a terrible tipper. “Oh my, it seems I can’t reach my wallet”. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4813 please don't feed the alligators, unless you want to see them later 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4814 The restrooms are right over the alligator and to the left of the bar. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4815 For some reason, he always takes home the biggest tips. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4816 Toodle-oo Kangaroo! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4817 Fried alligator is as fresh as it can be. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4818 Do not worry; she is here only to increase our tips. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4819 This is your alligator fritters that is fried in duck fat. Enjoy 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4820 He seems quite sensitive that you're wearing that gator watchband while having our lunch special. Toss him a little of your gumbo and that should cool him down a bit. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4821 Let me guess, you'll have the alligator pie. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4822 While practicing social distancing AND supporting local business, Sarah and her date, "Al" E. Gator place their order at an outdoor café. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4823 That’s our croco diet special. Eat a carb and he eats you. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4824 Is she my curbside takeout order? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4825 I feed you. Eat her! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4826 He helps with social distancing - no one will sit anywhere near you, or COVID-19 will be the least of their worries. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4827 Give him a treat and it'll cost you an arm and a leg. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4828 Don’t worry.... your Crocs are not his relative, so you are cool. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4829 That's right! You like dark meat, don't ya?! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4830 Spare us your skin, and show us that heart of the poet. 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
4831 Enjoying the Crocodile Death Bowl? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4832 That coughing alligator has COVID-19 so you’d better get tested. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4833 Oh that. He's a chef's pet. He's a vegan too. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4834 Disney World is closed due to coronavirus so we borrowed him; he's not real. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4835 Don't make me add gator to the menu. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4836 I could use “a leg up.” 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4837 No ifs..no buts! The 1-meter distancing rule applies to EVERYONE! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4838 Ma’am please silence your dog. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4839 It is alligator soup, not crocodile. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4840 His name is Less Than 15% 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4841 It’s not like you could wash dishes to pay off the bill. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4842 and would you like cheddar, swiss, or colby-jack on that? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4843 Please don’t get your hand stuck in Snappy, our cranky crocodile & uber environmentally friendly food disposal unit. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4844 Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4845 We are trying out a newvo fish camp theme. How do you like the catfish sashimi? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4846 Bowl and all is recyclable with Alley. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4847 Have you been dined on with us before? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4848 oh it’s just my pet crocodile again Ronda, what’s wrong with them? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4849 The osha guy is back, always on and on about the lack of hand rail. He's a nice and all just a little snappy 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4850 This guy knows what I'm talking about. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4851 I've told you before: no begging while they're cleaning your moat. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4852 Ahhh...I think this may explain why you found that flake of reptilian skin in your soup instead of the traditional fly. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4853 I think that’s one of the tame gators that was the movie Lake Placid 1.1064 0.03379 47 43 4 0
4854 I'll check back in with you in a while 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4855 Hey, you want General Tsao's Chicken? You gotta wait until it's ready. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4856 Chef Al is confirming that your vegetarian entree was prepared in his new crock-pot. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4857 Yeah, it's fresh, but I wouldn't say it was sustainably caught. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4858 It said, 'I'll have what she's having.' 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4859 Don't mind the gator, this used to be a super villain's lair before Corona. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4860 You've heard of crocodiles' tears? This is crocodiles' laughter. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4861 The onion soup here comes in a lovely crock. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4862 Didn’t we see him on America's Got Takent? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4863 Not today, aligatovirus, not today... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4864 Alexa, do not order Gator Food! You get no treats just for not practicing social distancing! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4865 Go back in your pen. This lady is eating quickly enough. If you don't want to get sent to the reptile preserve when we go under lockdown, you'll have to learn to chill out. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4866 Don't worry is a mammalian virus 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4867 OK Jimmy. We get it: “alligator arms”. Hilarious... Ma’am, that’ll be $12.50. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4868 Pay no attention. He's just annoyed that while our recent series of cafe cartoons has included logs, rodents, and a slice of bread, alligators not been included. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4869 It’s chick-fil-A, I could serve you if you were an alli-straight-er 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4870 Please don’t feed her. She’s gluten free. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4871 See ya' later, alligator. After while, crocodile. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4872 Sir, sir! I already told you; no shirt, no service! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4873 New Chef? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4874 Our emotional support alligator just loves 'meh' reviews. 1.1064 0.04546 47 44 2 1
4875 You're the 1000th customer so you don't get to be his food. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4876 Our new busboy is very eager to start his shift so I'll ask again...Can I get that out of your way? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4877 And just a lobster for my ex-husband, please! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4878 No clients. You are on a diet. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4879 Belli From turkiye 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4880 He's just crooning for his lost love, whom we had to use to make your soup. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4881 He eats leftovers, and an occasional customer. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4882 Are you sure you want what she's having? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4883 See you later alligator, after a while crocodile. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4884 Is this how they "Drain the Swamp" 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4885 No barks. No begging. No food. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4886 This is our social distancing animal. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4887 I said, your order will be out after a while. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4888 Hey, vampire sneeze buddy! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4889 The guidelines recommend that you remain at least 6 feet away from one another. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4890 Would you like to see my impersonation if Rich Little? 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4891 We care about the safety of our customers, we promise the crocodiles will never come within 6 feet of you. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4892 you need to pipe the fuck down, clarence, chef says i’m fired if i can’t upsell this travel thot on the habanero mouth blasters 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
4893 It's Vegan but it sure helps with tips from this table. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4894 I warned you about ordering the alligator soup. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4895 I said you look snappy, not act snappy. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4896 Sorry Alli . There are no babies on the menu today. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4897 pipe the fuck down, clarence, chef says i’m shitcanned if i can’t upsell this travel thot on the habanero mouth blasters 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4898 He took a class in Barking as a Second Language 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4899 Actually it's an alligator, not a crocodile." 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4900 He hasn’t caught on that it’s alligator stew. 1.1064 0.03379 47 43 4 0
4901 I am not sitting in front of my girlfriend. The table is too small and it is not enough space for social distance. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4902 Oh so, you hated your ex-wife, but you don't want anybody else to have her. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4903 He's indicating that your seat doesn't have a tongue. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4904 It's the last one. Broiled or steamed? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4905 Got you, Freddie 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4906 It's part of our new green initiative Miss. Leave unwanted food, incriminating evidence, or bratty kids with him. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4907 He wants to know if you're done with the turtle soup. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4908 Down, boy 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4909 I thought boredom bad. That’s going to be a problem. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4910 Return numbers have dropped. But for ... what did that retail wizard call it? Oh yeah— ferocious, unique selling point — there’s no coming close to that, there 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4911 Are you sure he’s six feet away? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4912 Now that’s a purse. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4913 What did I tell you about eating the busboy? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4914 Keep your distances please. haven't you heard about social distancing? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4915 He wants your turtle soup. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4916 Now Darrel, we said no more barking at customers! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4917 I told you before WE ARE OUT OF GATORADE! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4918 Aw, he's giving you baby gator eyes. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4919 For the last time, stop doing that whenever we serve mock turtle soup! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4920 Don't worry. He's been trained to maintain proper social distance. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4921 He wants to know how the first few bites are. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4922 We serve only fresh meat, even from exotic species. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4923 Stop yelping, you're next 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4924 Is that a crocodile or alligator? I can never tell! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4925 don't bring your kids this time, 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4926 Meet our non-plastic composter. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4927 Did you want that soup in a crock? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4928 Are we not suppose to be here? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4929 RUN, lady, this place is the pits! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4930 That's reverse quid pro quo, Wally: She's wearing alligator pumps and you're asking for snack food! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4931 You ordered a toilet paper but it was not available. We chose this surrealligator as a substitution. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4932 Okay, Okay, I’ll move 6 feet away ! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4933 Help! I lost my purse! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4934 Can I share? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4935 Your honey-mustard-crocodill vinaigrette... 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4936 Woot! Did I hear someone lovely mentioning that they were surprised by my chicken soup? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4937 To lodge a complaint, just line up over there. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4938 Stop you're panting. She won't be a regular knowing you're part of the fixture. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4939 Buy one get second one free" deal applies only to human partners 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4940 I'm sorry - you'll have to leave your pet outside. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4941 Would you like him grilled or blackened? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4942 Actually, you have our best table,or I could move you by the kitchen. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4943 Hey! Hey! Social distancing! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4944 You better ask nicely, or no soup for you. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4945 So you'll have the soup with your salad, and your gator wants a doggie-bag of extra-rare doggie. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4946 She is just angry that you ate her babies 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4947 We share this space with White Castle. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4948 So... no booster chair. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4949 woman: ahhhhh! un cocodrilo! man: oh, i know what's going to happen this time. that crocodile is just Vin Diesel wearing a costume, which he's gonna take off any second now. VIN DIESEL: FUCK YOU!!!! *he changes out of his BOWL OF CORN FLAKES COSTUME* 1.1064 0.06258 47 44 1 2
4950 Of course, you’d like the Paleo burger as rare as possible 1.1064 0.03379 47 44 3 0
4951 Instead, how about Gator Lady? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4952 That is our singing gaiter 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4953 "Remember, it's important to share." 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4954 Down boy. She's just about done with her appetizer. 1.1064 0.03379 47 44 3 0
4955 Thats my gator hide, he eats here too. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4956 Great job! I’d love to give you a treat,but this is a vegan restaurant. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4957 Hey, 6 feet apart buddy! 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4958 sir this is a pirvate seating 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4959 We should get us farther apart. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4960 Please control your emotional support pet. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4961 Don't mind him. He's a witness to get Tiger King out of jail. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4962 And that will be our moat. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4963 Ah the next customer’s here. How many on table, Sir? 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4964 Tableside guac is so last season. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4965 Pew! Excuse mr sir...the one who smelt it, dealt it 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4966 Do you have salad here? is that I'm a vegetarian. 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
4967 I said ketch-up not catch 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4968 Don’t worry ma’am, that’s my emotional support animal I bring to work. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4969 I don't think he will be satisfied only with the meal this time. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4970 Whatever you do, don't feed him. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
4971 We are implementing the new rules to fight coronavirus ... it is to avoid having the tables nearby ... 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
4972 Apparently, When Translated, It's Saying "Feed Me Seymour". 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
4973 He said, “See you later, Aggravator!” 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4974 We don't serve GatorAde! 1.1020 0.05253 49 45 3 1
4975 So how would you like him, medium or medium rare? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
4976 Trust me, you don't want to get yourself in this soup. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4977 Calm down. It's like you think I'm not going to feed her to you. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4978 May I suggest alligator pie for dessert, M’am? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4979 Oh, don't worry, he's just here for his daily Gatorade. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4980 Thats Larry.. He's the reason this place has a B-Rating... and Gator Piss soup on the menu 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4981 My therapist recommended I get an emotional support animal... or did she say dog? 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4982 Lady : Any discounts on the dessert Waiter : Talk to Boss. Yeah ! You asked it.. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4983 Really? 'Cause he gave us a rave review on Yelp. So . . . 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4984 Welcome to the zoo restaurant! We hope you enjoy your visit. Would you like the gator soup? See you later Alligator! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4985 I'll get you a chair. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4986 Woman: "What cheese dick chooses the winners of New Yorker caption contest"? Man: "No kidding, must be the writers of hilarious shows like Friends and How I met your mother." Alligator: "This place is a croc" in crocodile voice 1.0909 0.05458 44 41 2 1
4987 Hey, Glenda! Pass me some peas. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4988 If you don't like our limited take-out options, you can discuss it with our sous chef, Mindy. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4989 We alligate her to cheap customers. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
4990 Please stay at least six feet away from the alligator. 1.0889 0.02247 45 42 3 0
4991 Gets ancy everytime someone orders the croc soup. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4992 He'll eat your leftovers if you'd like. Or you, if you're not careful. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4993 Would you like a to take that to-go, or...? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4994 The owner is taking social distancing precautions very seriously. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
4995 We've been feeding him everyone that doesn't respect the 6" rule. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4996 Corona the Crocodile wishes to inform you that we're takeout only for a while. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
4997 That’s enough begging now...Don’t you remember how the last customer I fed you gave you heartburn? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4998 You're familiar with Cigarette Cockroach and Egg McMuffin Rat? This guy's about to become #COVIDIOT Crocodile... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
4999 He's an awful beggar. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5000 Don’t worry. He only eats red meat. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5001 chill 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5002 You're having his mate now and later you'll be his dinner... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5003 Yes, he's new. He's our social distancing enforcer. He's allowed to eat any people who sit too close to each other. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5004 No, THAT’s our crock, “Pat”. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5005 Just put your hand out and you can get free gator bites as an appetizer. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5006 That alligator has to be at least six feet away from you. "Sir, please practice social distancing." 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5007 He’s here to collect your tips. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5008 I was not being politically incorrect. All I said was, “See you later, alligator.” 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5009 After 10 zero waste uses, you get a free tote! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5010 My manager will be right over. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5011 This a croc. We simply must stop indulging him. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5012 MAM FOR YOUR COMPASSION YOU MAY GO HUNGRY BUT CROCODILE TOO WILL GO HUNGRY 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5013 I thought you wanted some gator aid? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5014 No, you can stay put. He's not really hungry and he's immune 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5015 No,I will not bring you dessert. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5016 He thinks we're the food, but wait. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5017 sir can you please cover your nose this is a public area and people are eating . 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5018 It's to stop people from feeding the birds. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5019 You only live twice: once when you’re born, and once when you’ve tasted our daily soup." 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5020 I told you to go medium rare... 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5021 He smells the chicken!! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5022 That's the new manager! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5023 Stop begging or we'll throw you in to the pit with the other Alligators! 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5024 Ok, I get it! Elton John just turned 73! 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5025 Would you prefer fresh water or salt water? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5026 You're taking up a lot of space for just one poodle, there, buddy. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5027 He got it from Belushi in Animal House. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5028 He's especially fond of our mock turtle soup. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5029 My manager? Sure, he's over there. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5030 Oui madame. Any maybe I can give you a tip or two as well. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5031 Just make sure you hang on to your dishes. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5032 He's late to the date? 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5033 Even your father can 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5034 Is that the crocodile you wanted? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5035 I apologize, Crocodile Dundee is unavailable. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5036 I am sorry but social distancing rules, does include pet alligators. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5037 Hey buddy, this establishment practices social distancing. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5038 Are you sure that you want what you ordered? 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5039 He only eats leftovers. As long as you're not leftover, you're fine. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5040 She's for later, Aligator. 1.0889 0.05339 45 42 2 1
5041 Either you take it out, or he'll take you out. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5042 Tonight’s entertainment is from our new series we call “Gator Tales” 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
5043 Please practice safe social distancing by covering your mouth when you hiss. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5044 He says he wants to see you now. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5045 Research shows, mascots sell brands. So we here at Gator Noodles keep it 100!’ 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5046 I said see ya. I don't care if it is 'in a while' instead of 'later'." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5047 He says you could at least try it once ! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5048 If I had to try and describe it, I would say it tastes like chicken. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5049 Spikey makes sure we all practice ‘safe’ social distancing. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5050 and for your E.S.A. mam? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5051 Larry, DOWN, Now!! I’m sorry ma’am. Keeping the panhandlers at bay requires a certain degree of apologetic rudeness. Let me know if he comes back. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
5052 Who are you calling? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5053 Waiter: "I've been at this a long time and heard all the stories. You have to be quarantined." 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5054 I won’t have what she’s having; I don’t like quinoa! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5055 No begging at the table, Clyde--give her a chance to finish dinner. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5056 He doesn't count for a free meal after two. 1.0732 0.02469 41 39 2 0
5057 The alligator's for a reason: to get rid of people bitchin' about our service! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5058 Now that alligator's alone, he's barking like he's a dog. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5059 Remember, in the end he'll taste like chicken. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5060 Would you li?ke Gatorade or Croc Draft 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5061 Sir, for the last time, we don't serve raw poultry. 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5062 We have a strict policy - no pets allowed! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
5063 Ma’am, Please redirect your cereal to the leaping lizard. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5064 Would you care to order our delicacy, fresh alligator soup? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
5065 I knew the virus was bad, but come on? Cereal can't be that much in demand! 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5066 Gabe will be taking care of you but no rush. 1.0698 0.03931 43 40 3 0
5067 WHEN you are focus on something else than you 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5068 Just be glad that you didn2e6-7e2d4835e128.1585106621.1.1585106711.1585106621.970003f7-a059-45d3-a3 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
5069 Sorry, ma'am, Florida State Law requires you to buss your own dishes! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
5070 After finishing your alligator soup, would you like to order an alligator purse and matching shoes?" 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5071 He's in ESA training, they say fine dining experience looks great on an application. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5072 I bet it doesn't practice social distancing. 1.0526 0.03671 38 36 2 0
5073 I don't cook to please the groundlings. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5074 You, you keep quite. You know I can't afford a sitter. And "we" only list we serve alligator soup on the menu anyway. J.C. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5075 Social distancing. Six feet away. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5076 You did say make it snappy. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5077 HE decides what is and isn't 'crock.'" 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5078 Listen Ripples,keep your Virus to yourself:" Vipin Bery, Toront 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5079 Is that a Made in America crocodile skin purse? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5080 kroki: you like your women medium or done? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5081 Croc! Stop being such a begger. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5082 Be nice, Corona! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5083 Don’t scoot your chair back. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5084 View level is not offered for those who short arm the check. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5085 Just keep your distance! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5086 Look, we've spoken before about your need for social distancing 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5087 He supports our sit straight policy. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5088 Actually that's an alligator not a crocodile, if you look closely you can see he has a wide U shaped snout, and of course we are way to far north for crocodiles. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5089 I’ll take a Turkish caviar. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5090 Since when do crocodiles like soup? I know these are tough times, but hey! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5091 Nut free power bite? 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5092 Singing for your supper just doesn't cut it here. 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
5093 The animal shelter zoo (( from Chinatown lied world's do something Trump 1.0278 0.02817 36 35 1 0
5094 Server: “Welcome to Food for Thought! Politician Gator Soup is Today’s Specialty.” Alligator: “Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.” 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
5095 Don't tell me that this is another vegan restaurant. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
5096 is this loss? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5097 You keep that up and your owner is going to have new shoes and a purse. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5098 He's angry that "Gator-aid" is hardly mentioned in these troubling times!" 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5099 We'll stop stomping around up here the moment you stop playing Crocodile Rock on repeat! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5100 No Gerald, we serve crocodiles at 6. Right now it's happy hour so enjoy it. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5101 I don't want to hear it, Wally. They named their football team after you. So what! Shove that 'disrespect' crap up... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5102 It's our Yelp Gatorsponder. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5103 In another life, I was here as your handbag. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5104 Croc: "That's not 2m; GOSH Americans and the metric system!" 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5105 He's been like this ever since we made him stay six feet back... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5106 Here we do table side "croc." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5107 We've dropped alligator from the menu. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5108 Is this woh you’re dining with??? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5109 Actually, it’s the other way around. There’s no gator on the menu. Sorry. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
5110 And how would you like the small mammals cooked? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0