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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I dreamt last night that some day judges might just require a small plastic bracelet 2.0328 0.02299 61 0 59 2
1 They’re known for their unconditional love. 2.0278 0.01950 72 0 70 2
2 It's called a "pet." 2.0134 0.00946 149 0 147 2
3 I know he's extinct. Try telling him that. 2.0116 0.00820 172 0 170 2
4 Do you guys remember the code for the alarm? 2.0102 0.00720 196 0 194 2
5 I'm considered a flight risk. 2.0094 0.00948 106 0 105 1
6 Cave arrest isn't as comfy as I thought it would be 2.0091 0.00641 220 0 218 2
7 I don't think this "pet" thing will ever catch on. 2.0089 0.00630 224 0 222 2
8 Sure it hurts, but that’s fashion. 2.0061 0.00615 163 0 162 1
9 I was hoping for more of an emotional attachment. 2.0051 0.00509 197 0 196 1
10 Only if I think about it. 2.0046 0.00462 217 0 216 1
11 I parked in a toe-away zone. 2.0043 0.00436 230 0 229 1
12 He's very clingy. 2.0042 0.00423 237 0 236 1
13 He's very attached. 2.0042 0.00421 238 0 237 1
14 we all seem to have one eye 2.0000 0.00434 231 0 231 0
15 My security system has a few glitches. 2.0000 0.00749 134 0 134 0
16 I couldn't afford a fitbit. 2.0000 0.00554 181 0 181 0
17 Mental note. Don’t say “bite me”to a literalsaurus. 2.0000 0.00583 172 0 172 0
18 My wife got a matching bracelet. 2.0000 0.01067 133 1 131 1
19 Frankly he hasn't grasped the concept of 'heel' yet. 1.9960 0.00402 249 1 248 0
20 I can't wait until they invent a leash. 1.9958 0.00418 240 1 239 0
21 He's still teething. He'll evolve out of it. 1.9958 0.00418 240 1 239 0
22 These new ankle monitors are barely noticeable 1.9955 0.00451 222 1 221 0
23 Some extictions can't come soon enough. 1.9951 0.00491 204 1 203 0
24 Nothing much, what's up with you two? 1.9921 0.00791 127 1 126 0
25 He's been extinct for 65 million years so I'm just as surprised to see him as you are. 1.9908 0.00647 218 2 216 0
26 The wife wanted a dog, but those won’t be domesticated for another 3,000 years. 1.9907 0.00656 215 2 213 0
27 No, go without me I shouldn't ignore this gnawing feeling. 1.9900 0.01005 100 1 99 0
28 The teething is killing me. 1.9897 0.00727 194 2 192 0
29 I brought him home to eat, but I think he misunderstood. 1.9861 0.00979 144 2 142 0
30 It was a lot cuter as a puppy 1.9854 0.01028 137 2 135 0
31 He's been clingy ever since that asteroid last week. 1.9706 0.02985 34 1 33 0
32 The fines don’t even cover feeding the ankle monitor... 1.9706 0.02985 34 1 33 0
33 I didn't mind so much when he was smaller. 1.9649 0.02459 57 2 55 0
34 Right now we're both trying the Paleo thing. 1.9565 0.03040 46 2 44 0
35 It's my fault. I told him never to bite strangers. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
36 An anachronism would be better than a dog, I thought. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
37 He gets so clingy during hibernation season. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
38 I'm under house arrest! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
39 This cave could have cost me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
40 Don't worry, he doesn't really use his teeth. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
41 Judge says I have to wear it for six months and can’t leave the cave. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
42 He does get a bit nippy at times. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
43 The tax collector is starting to really clamp down. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
44 That's my personal ball and chain. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
45 It's the latest in house arrest homing devices for offenders who need to get a grip. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
46 Acupuncture. It's the latest healing trend. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
47 Thank goodness he's a leg guy. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
48 Meteor showers make Dino so insecure. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
49 Well, that's one less mouth to feed. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
50 I do wish he'd make up his mind. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
51 Didn’t you guys read the invite? It’s formal only. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
52 I'm still working on the concept, but I want to call it an anklet. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
53 What do you mean don't worry? What do you mean "bark"? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
54 He gets really attached when I have guests over! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
55 We're Creationists. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
56 A herbivore, the hell he is. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
57 I ran out of Iguanadon biscuits. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
58 Sorry, I can't hunt and gather with you today. This ankle monitor does't come off until next week. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
59 I’d be in jail now if it weren’t for my ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
60 I'm under house arrest and this is my ankle monitor, Gronk. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
61 I wonder what they're putting in pet food these days... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
62 Imprinting? I have a different word for it! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
63 Love goes where my Rosemary goes 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
64 Yes, it’s a rare form of Reactive Attachment Disorder. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
65 I found him down by the river. Actually, he found me. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
66 I don't think we are in Arkansas anymore. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
67 I see your pet has developed a taste for me. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
68 Hunting with a conscience takes a personal commitment. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
69 This is a new liberated prisoner monitoring device that we are trying out. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
70 He is way more affectionate now compared to when I first picked him out at the pound. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
71 He loves my ankles 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
72 As you might have surmised, not the answer to life. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
73 Enlightenment is two peaks over. This is posture. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
74 At least I didn't get real jail time. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
75 Me have idea for bear trap. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
76 It looks worse than it is m. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
77 Yeah, but the judge says I can stay out of jail if I wear it until the trial starts. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
78 The car's totaled, and jaws of life my ass. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
79 My husband is such a control freak. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
80 Steggie has separation issues. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
81 He's still evolving as a watchdog. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
82 My husband likes to play fetch with us. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
83 I would really like to go out but, I'm dragging. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
84 I should buy more prosthetic legs on Black Friday! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
85 I've eaten muffins and lasagna every day of my life, and I feel terrible. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
86 House arrest still beats prison. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
87 I swear she's box trained 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
88 Will he draw me on the wall? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
89 The previous owner suffered from paranoia. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
90 He’s causing my anxiety of not becoming separated! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
91 Ouch! Ouch? It's a new word but an appropirate one. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
92 Is this Codependents Anonymous? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
93 In these times, core stability is bliss. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
94 The shelter says he has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
95 the first person to become a Leg end 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
96 I'd love to join you, but Trixie hates to be left home alone. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
97 I'd never recommend adopting a Attachosaurus. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
98 Don't worry, Mom. I've got an extra one. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
99 It is totally domesticated. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
100 My lawyer said it’s this or go to prison 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
101 He followed me home. Let's eat him. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
102 It's an Anklebracelodon. The judge ordered me to wear him during my parole. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
103 he's still cutting his teeth 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
104 You should try it. It’s very exfoliating. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
105 He always tells me we are inseparable 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
106 I told you he ate my homework. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
107 Got pulled over on the mammoth for a DWI 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
108 What lizard? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
109 I still prefer cave-arrest to the alternative. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
110 I like my ankle bracelet, but looking forward to the trial. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
111 I guess I should a Stegosautus whisperer before he grows up. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
112 I should’ve tried to domesticate a bird first. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
113 Amazing. Just last week he was a vegetarian. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
114 My experience suggests that house arrest is not as preferable as it sounds. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
115 ever since I killed his mother to have her for my family’s dinner last week, he has latched on to me & won’t let go. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
116 Who is your home security company? One of a few that offer services with some teeth to it. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
117 3 weeks house arrest is not bad for underage clubbing. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
118 "Shake a leg, Erma; let's get going!: 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
119 I just got an idea about how to trap that big furry animal. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
120 He has attachment issue 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
121 He gets bored when I come home late. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
122 Thanks for coming over. Harry's a beast when he's sick; I just couldn't get away. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
123 So, how's the pet training going? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
124 Ths will be my last rescue dragon... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
125 It's better than Rikers. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
126 It’s the newest model of home confinement ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
127 This is rather uncomfortable, it would be dashing if one of you chaps can help with the amelioration of my predicament. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
128 He tried going vegan for a week. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
129 ...he followed me all the way home from school! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
130 yes, he's cute, good company, the kids like him but overall I would't recommend getting one. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
131 And I call this invention the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
132 You should try to catch up. It's the latest in house arrest. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
133 He'll sit and watch Hannibal Lector movies for hours. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
134 Believe me now or hear me later, girls: cave arrest sucks. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
135 I am under house arrest and I have wear this ankle monitor the whole time. It really bites. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
136 Cave arrest, just til my foot falls off. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
137 Would someone hurry up and invent the ball already? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
138 Don't worry, it's just the way she shows her affection. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
139 It's an ankle monitor. The judge gave me three months of house arrest. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
140 It's called an anklet... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
141 Sorry guys, the wife’s got me under house arrest again. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
142 I was told this would cure my warts. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
143 My initial aim was to make boots 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
144 They call him "cave arrest." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
145 I'm under house arrest, this is my ankle Monitor Lizard. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
146 He's not very bright, but at least he doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
147 Well, this won’t feel good in the morning. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
148 i know, the wife still has me under house arrest! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
149 She‘s such a footie. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
150 He's angry because he found out he is our main course for our holiday dinner! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
151 The Judge got mad and order I wear an ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
152 It's not the best mouser I've ever had. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
153 It’s what everybody’s wearing. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
154 The good news is I got my parole. I just have to wear this ankle monitor for the next three months! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
155 If he goes, I go. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
156 He was only a foster, but we grew so attached. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
157 Yes, he’s been vaccinated. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
158 But you only said that I couldn't get a tattoo on my ankle. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
159 Inventing fire seemed much easier than domesticating pets. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
160 I've raised him since he chewed his way out of my roommate's chest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
161 It’s an Ankle-iSaw 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
162 The vet said it’s separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
163 Sorry, I can't go out, my ankle monitor will go off 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
164 It's part of my probation restrictions. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
165 I got it at the artisanal butcher. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
166 Now, Janet from HR will see you 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
167 It's a condition of my probation. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
168 My new invention, I call it the Denver boot. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
169 But he was a rescue and already cave trained. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
170 Not fake news, not fake news...You are my witness. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
171 I was trying to teach it to kneel 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
172 It's a chair for me and a toy for the goats, I love Amazon. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
173 I just wish he would switch legs once in a while. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
174 He must smell my Triceratops. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
175 It's the goddamn mortgage lender. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
176 House arrest 101 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
177 His obedience trainer says his behavior will evolve over time. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
178 It's not what you think... I dragged him here. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
179 See what happens when you feed her table scraps? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
180 He likes me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
181 Can you bring me the stegosaurus treats, please? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
182 He just followed me home - can we keep him? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
183 We knew our marriage would raise eyebrows but who knew she'd be so possessive. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
184 I'll tell you ladies in a few years these "Ankle Biters" will be all the rage! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
185 Cup of tea? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
186 He's my therapy reptile. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
187 And to think, just last week the cat had his tongue. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
188 I need to invent another way to say “mind me.” 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
189 perhaps if you guys try scratching his back ! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
190 He finds my independence threatening. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
191 I think I forgot to feed him today. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
192 On the bright side, he's stopped chewing on the stalagmites. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
193 He's just started Obedience School. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
194 They make all the pledges do it mom, don't worry. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
195 It didn't like the look in my eye. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
196 I have something to tell you... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
197 As I understand it, if she drags me back to her cave, she'll claim me as her man. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
198 House arrest really isn't as bad as I thought it would be. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
199 We haven’t had him long but he’s aleady so attached to me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
200 If I leave the cave, it alerts my parole officer. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
201 It has to go out in order to be cave trained 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
202 She can't seem to let go of me. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
203 I'll this one "Leggosaurus" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
204 when I tried ti leave the all/night bar, someting snapped. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
205 When does his species goes extinct? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
206 It's OK, I'm attached to him. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
207 Someone call 911 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
208 I couldn’t post enough rocks for bail so they made me wear an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
209 I tell ya, cave arrest isn’t really all that bad. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
210 It is what it is. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
211 From beyond the grave, Winston Churchill is screaming at the two bystanders, "An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
212 Unsuccesful early Poodle prototypes. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
213 They were out of alligator shoes. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
214 Call me Ishmael! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
215 are you sure he's not pulling your leg? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
216 You guys wanna try too? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
217 We’re sticking with Dog 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
218 He's really very friendly and nice to have around 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
219 Oh yeah, it's way cool. Got it on E-Bay. Amazon was sold out 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
220 I wish I could go. But I'm on house arrest until criminal justice reform becomes a thing. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
221 I chose the ankle monitor over being dragged and clubbed. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
222 I'm hoping it will evolve into something soft and cuddly. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
223 I forgot the password to our alarm system. The third time this week this has happened. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
224 Housebroken. Guards cave. Give you cheap. Did I say housebroken? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
225 Yeah right, your T-rex doesn't bite, that's what they all say until it does. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
226 I’m on cave arrest for two months. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
227 It's only his deep seated letting go issues. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
228 I told him to heel but I think he heard meal 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
229 This is only a prototype; I'm convinced there's a market for a smaller anklet. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
230 There are still some bugs to work out of this 'alligator shoes' idea. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
231 The pet store said he was a herbivore. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
232 You'll hardly notice him after a while." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
233 Harold suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
234 A little aggravation now, a lot of meat for the winter later. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
235 Once he evolves, he’ll be more chicken 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
236 He just wants my undivided attention. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
237 The pet experts say that whether it's poop on the floor or an amputated leg, its your fault not the bloodosuarus's. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
238 It's part of my plea agreement; If I go any further than twenty feet from my cave opening, he'll eat me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
239 This is the thanks I get for being Vegan. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
240 House arrest isn't so bad. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
241 It's ok. It's his way of showing affection. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
242 It bit me so hard I'm seeing single. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
243 It's just a phase, he'll evolve out of it soon. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
244 Sorry, but we're dino-ing in tonight. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
245 His psychoanalyst suggested avoiding eye contact. Could you please avert your eyes? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
246 "I can't wait until they invent dino kindergarten". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
247 I think we need to invent WD40, he squeaks. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
248 I'm attempting to come-up with a demeaning and very biased Trump cartoon. Seems there is one or two in every 'New Yorker'. Give it a rest! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
249 He's robotic. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
250 Yeah, six months house arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
251 Can I get you a drink or should we just have a bite? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
252 He's a rescue animal. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
253 Claims he's been to the future and that this move will evolve into something called a bear trap. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
254 Looks like they put me on house arrest again. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
255 All the kids are doing it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
256 How come it took you two so long to get here? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
257 Don't mind him. He's just feeling a little insecure. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
258 My man says it's called "Denver boot." When I asked for leather boots for Winter Solstice, I was expecting something else. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
259 Come in, he is very friendly -- he's just acting up to impress you. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
260 Don't worry, the ambulance will be here in a couple of millennia 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
261 In a hundred and fifty thousand years this will all make sense 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
262 It is cave man style. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
263 Sorry, guys. Ankle bracelet for 90 days. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
264 My attorney says I’ll only have to wear it til my appeal 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
265 He says he will let go when he becomes extinct, not before. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
266 Damned if I do a cave painting of him! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
267 Until today everyone thought it was extinct. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
268 If it wasn't an anachronism, I'd give him a chew toy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
269 Have you considered a slip collar? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
270 Luckily, the ankle monitor comes off next week. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
271 Son, there's something wrong with your girlfriend. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
272 He just learned that dinosaurs are extinct. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
273 Ever since I got bitten by the neighbor’s T-Rex, he doesn’t want me to leave. First world problems, right? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
274 He's only two! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
275 It's her way of relating. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
276 We were told he would be a great door stop, whatever that is. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
277 We have to find a better way of getting food. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
278 It's an expression of endearment. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
279 I'm going to take Rex out for his evening limp. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
280 I get this ankle monitor lizard off in three months for good behavior. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
281 Guess we caught our meal of the day 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
282 No worries Norm. He will go extinct soon. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
283 When he asked to be my pet I said he must be pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
284 The Humane Society and police are experimenting with a new ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
285 "He's a rescue dinosaur". 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
286 I can't complain, we won't be going on walks for a while. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
287 He finally latched on. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
288 I just know that someday the police will develop a better ankle bracelet.. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
289 I chose house arrest over incarceration. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
290 We’re still negotiating the roommate agreement. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
291 I'm so over this 'pets' craze. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
292 I followed him home -- can he keep me? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
293 We got the little fella at the petting zoo, really cheap! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
294 I don't mind. It soothes her anxiety! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
295 And he just graduated from Ceasar’s Training school! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
296 No, it is not a friendly dinopet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
297 It's not so bad, ... you get used to him and besides I'm losing weight just dragging him around. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
298 When I asked for the ankle bracelet monitoring option I had no idea how much harder it would be. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
299 I asked to see something in an alligator boot, but this is the only thing they had. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
300 My doctor said my condition was 'the heartbreak of psoriasisaurus' and that with the right creams, it should go away in a couple of days. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
301 Legadillo? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
302 The council put me on house arrest for poaching. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
303 As you can see, this scissor is defective... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
304 I’m never stepping foot in his man cave again. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
305 He gets upset when I walk upright. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
306 I'm telling you...I really think crocodile will be "in" this season. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
307 He's still got some problems, but at least he's house-broken. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
308 They'll be easier to remove after they've involved into ticks. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
309 He doesn't break my skin. He loves me so much he won't let go. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
310 Did you bring the ham ? I've got the green egg. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
311 Cave arrest for rock market manipulation... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
312 I still think it's better than fire. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
313 Oh, he's teething - hurts him more than me. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
314 Apparently “caveman’s best friend” is the best evolution can do so far. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
315 It's my court ordered cave confinement device. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
316 That's rover. Don't mind him, he's just going thru his 'teething' stage. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
317 Why didn't you just get a dog? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
318 Sorry i’m late , I was booted in one of those new “no clubbing zones” 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
319 Yeah, house arrest for another week. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
320 You know what a new pet is like. It chews on everything. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
321 You'll have to be careful, we've got a couple little ankle-biters running around the house 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
322 I see now he wants to be adopted but coming here, thought he was pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
323 He's like an ankle bracelet, but I still can't leave the cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
324 There just has to be a better way to catch them. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
325 Can't join you, I have to wear this monitor lizard until my house arrest is up. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
326 I can't go walking with you today, I have a sore ankle. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
327 Cave confinement. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
328 I know you said no returns, could we make a deal? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
329 I'm under house arrest, that's why. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
330 Only one more week of this house arrest! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
331 How well it matches your outfit! It's definitely THE accessory this season 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
332 Eureka! Let's create a ball and chain! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
333 It has nothing to do with the meaning of life. It's just more comfortable than sitting on rocks. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
334 As soon as veterinary science is invented, he's going for a checkup. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
335 they're finally making these ankle monitors a lot smaller 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
336 We had a minor disagreement over house training. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
337 You two take positions on each side of the road, and act natural. Dino and I will take care of the rest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
338 I have to wear it. I'm under Cave-Arrest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
339 Chompers replaced the bouncers. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
340 So far, he's bitten off more than he can chew. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
341 Cave arrest never gets lonely with the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
342 The judge put an ankle monitor lizard on me until my trial. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
343 He's really friendly. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
344 We are still training him. He's a rescue dinosaur. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
345 He might just be teasing. He either winked or blinked. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
346 It saves buying a razor, but it's not quite as smooth. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
347 Well, at least he's had his incantations. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
348 Chief said I must have this attached for 3 moons, due to the "fish incident". 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
349 It's how he let's me know that he is hungry. I don't have much time. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
350 I hope you brought something to eat. I think he's hungry. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
351 I better stay in, Steggie needs me today. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
352 You have to suffer for your art. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
353 Honey, don't you think its time to get that looked at 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
354 after 2017 i'll fucking take it :/ 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
355 Don’t worry. My companion dinosaur likes visitors. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
356 This house arrest thing really sucks. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
357 He has separation anxiety complex. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
358 Don't worry... He won't bite. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
359 I call it Lassie. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
360 I'm teaching him to "Heel" by successive approximation. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
361 So sorry, honestly, this is the first time, he’s always great with strangers. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
362 Since it's in season I thought why not prepare it with my own infusion. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
363 You say goodbye, I say hello 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
364 My bad, I knew I shouldn’t have read him a story about cave men. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
365 The Cave Lizard Whisperer says its okay to let him nibble. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
366 He still has trouble with the 'fetch' command. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
367 Check out my electronic tagosaurus! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
368 I call it a dinodoodle. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
369 I said "needs to be domesticated...not Domesticathesaurus". 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
370 Prehistoric house arrest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
371 Sorry, I can't go out. I'm on strict house arrest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
372 Can't leave cave for three suns. Too much fire water and wheel rolling. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
373 Our new alarm system just passed its test. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
374 At least I don't have to remember where I parked it. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
375 I didn't think the first step to domestication would be quite this painful 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
376 He has severe separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
377 At my age it's just nice to be wanted. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
378 House arrest is such a drag. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
379 We're finding he's only somewhat domesticated for a designer blend...they called him a "Raptor Stega-doodle." 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
380 My insurance doesn't cover prehistoric conditions. 1.0000 0.00026 3829 3829 0 0
381 I'm not avoiding you, it just that these house arrest ankle bracelets make it difficult to get around. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
382 OH! You stepped in one of those self gnawing traps!? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
383 He’s just showin’ his love. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
384 Ladies, I've invented the alligator shoe. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
385 . . . and then I jumped on a TRex to try to escape but the cops had me cornered. Dude! You do not want to drink too much of that fermented purple liquid stuff! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
386 I can't come, I'm under court ordered cave arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
387 He likes me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
388 Can you lend me a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
389 I told her we needed to start seeing other people. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
390 He thinks the drawing makes him look fat. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
391 Don’t worry its a herbivore 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
392 Do you think I need to buy an extra seat in coach? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
393 It might release me if you give it a leg of lamb. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
394 I have to wear this until my bail hearing. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
395 They generally make good pets, but I think he’s evolving into a carnivore. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
396 Calm assertive energy is the energy you project to show your pet you are the Pack Leader. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
397 One good thing about these parasites is that they’re very detectable. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
398 We're having a problem coëxisting. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
399 WebMD said it's callled Gout. I just don't know. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
400 I told him the Jurassic was over, but he just wouldn't let go! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
401 They told me he was housebroken. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
402 Fine. So I'm a little attached to her. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
403 We're having a bit of lockjaw. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
404 He suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
405 I'm a yogi, not a guru. Google it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
406 I'm on house trained arrest. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
407 ... rodents of unusual size. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
408 I'd say something funny but he ate my caption. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
409 Hey, thanks for visiting me while I'm on probation. I can't leave the cave since I got this ankle monitor, and yeah, it's been pretty lonely. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
410 The leeches didn't seem to be working for me. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
411 His favorite treat is Legos. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
412 I told you getting a pet from the shelter wasn't a good idea. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
413 Dinner's going to be a bit longer than I said. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
414 Hey, no one said looking good was easy 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
415 He wants to know if I can come over for dinner. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
416 I hate this darn ankle monitor. Let me into the cave, I think he eats bats. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
417 On a whim, I thought I'd teach him how to "follow." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
418 I never should have listened to you about the Dino Whisperer 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
419 It's not as bad as it looks. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
420 Don’t mind him; he’s just mad I took away his T-Rex bone. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
421 She just loves chewing my leg, but it's just one of those friendly gestures between us girls. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
422 Don't worry he won't bite you... hard. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
423 He really wants me to stay home tonight. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
424 Don't wait for me ! I need to fix my cave alarm. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
425 Rover doesn't like his petroglyphs. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
426 I’m about to invent a word, OUCH! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
427 Unfortunately the dinopoodle won't be domesticated for a few centuries. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
428 The training is going well - so far he's learned 'heel.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
429 Ever since the election he won't let me go out. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
430 He's a rescue pup so I'm not sure I should train. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
431 Oh for the days of a ball and chain 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
432 I've been sandaled for my unpaid tickets. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
433 I had enough. We should buy a real pacifier for our baby pet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
434 I'm selling Cutco cutlery while working toward my Anthropology Masters Degree. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
435 Sorry, I’ll have to cancel movie night ... separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
436 I thought I'd shed some light on my "failure to launch." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
437 He needs chewables other than me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
438 This is just his way of telling us he wants his dinner. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
439 I taught him to heal. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
440 I'm afraid I'll have to call a sub for today's bridge game 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
441 My parole officer says I wear it for all six months of house arrest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
442 Thats it?! All you need is a green ball?!!!! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
443 There was no warning on the label. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
444 He's not fully trained yet. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
445 Cave canem. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
446 He's court-ordered for a year, but you get used to it pretty quick. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
447 My vegetarianism is not reciprocated. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
448 Good news.......it's not extinct! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
449 There may be some lingering resentment. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
450 He says his owner is some guy named Sanders. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
451 I call it a sock gator. Next, I will invent socks. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
452 He's really helpful with late night munchies. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
453 He does this when he's hungry 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
454 "Oh, it's just a mild personality disorder". 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
455 Got a grant for a new study I call Domestication - it's my first day! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
456 He’s a rescue. He came this way. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
457 If we all close our eyes will this not be real? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
458 He has separation anxiety and food aggression. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
459 It’s the latest GPS tracking device! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
460 Pity...the rabies vaccine won't be available for centuries 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
461 I now regret inventing the anklet. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
462 But he purrs so sweetly! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
463 Can you imagine a society where each person chips in a little bit so that everyone is covered when this happens? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
464 I was told alligator was "in" this season. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
465 I hope you have health insurance 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
466 After awhile you get used to it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
467 Unfortunately the vicious reptile jaw extractor tool has not yet been invented. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
468 I delivered the mail to his cave at 10:00 AM and had to drag him the whole rest of my route. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
469 It was a double dinosaur dare. What else was I supposed to do? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
470 I thought that he was with you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
471 He's only completed the intermediate obedience class. We have the advanced class next week. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
472 It's new. I call it "petulant." Pet, for short. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
473 Isn't he cute?! We're really attached below the hip! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
474 Mom, Dad, may keep him - he's really attached to me? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
475 The shelter said its separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
476 I met someone this morning during my daily swim at the club. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
477 Yup, the ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
478 No jail time but I have six more months with the ankle monitor lizard 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
479 You've got a great game concept here, but next time try throwing a stick instead. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
480 He isn't yet cave-broken. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
481 What would Fred Flintstone have done? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
482 We're still hoping he'll evolve into a cat. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
483 These new lizard shoes are uncomfortable at first but very stylish. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
484 Her coach is working with her on her separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
485 It’s so I don’t skip bail. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
486 Tribunal order. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
487 It’s a monitor for my house arrest. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
488 The upside is that he leaves my shoes alone. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
489 He's anxious whenever I leave the cave... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
490 He followed me home from school. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
491 I said it's 'crunch time' - Shake a leg, will ya?! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
492 It’s a little awkward, but at-home monitoring sure beats the alternative. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
493 I don't think I'm in real danger until did I don't think I'm in real danger until it digests Marvin. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
494 It was this or Rikers. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
495 I'm trying out a new symbiotic relationship. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
496 You wouldn't believe how cute it used to be. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
497 The judge gave me 30 days cave arrest. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
498 So, sourpuss...what's biting you? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
499 Your messenger got a hold of us but we have to kill him. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
500 The Elders put this thing on me until the council meeting next week. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
501 He self identifies as canine. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
502 He means well. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
503 Alice’s separation anxiety was beginning to show. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
504 This is what we call ‘disorganized attachment’. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
505 Now that your Buffy and Muffy have died off, my Tuffy is getting clingy. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
506 Being under "cave arrest" was not as easy as I thought it would be. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
507 I'm under house arrest. I get to eat my ankle bracelet when I'm released. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
508 He is hinting he wants to be fed 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
509 He assures me this will be a breakthrough paleontological discovery in the millenia to come. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
510 I can’t seem to shake this tingling sensation in my leg. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
511 It was this or six months in prison. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
512 Trixie has a touch of stranger anxiety. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
513 All i said was 'hey presto'. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
514 Only 9 months and 17 days till my probation ends -- and not a day too soon. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
515 I’m just thankful I don’t have to go through this alone. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
516 Porcupineded. Future will know it as 'cuckolded' or ball and chain. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
517 They call it attachment parenting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
518 "Sorry I can't go out tonight, I've got to look after the ankle-biter". 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
519 Do you think I'll need to have it surgically removed? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
520 Have we invented time yet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
521 Socrates didn't warn me about this. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
522 I had considered going out with you ladies, but then, I caved! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
523 It's called "cave arrest" mom, and believe me, it's a thousand times better than doing time at the Rock. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
524 It's a lot cheaper than a leash. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
525 Don't worry, it just separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
526 Komodo, and I’ve been draggin’ him around all day. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
527 It's a condition of bail. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
528 You were right. I should have gotten married. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
529 He's really very friendly. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
530 Parole's going okay, and next Tuesday I will be able to leave the encampment. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
531 We've been working on distraction training. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
532 It's an evolving relationship. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
533 He does this since Marge left. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
534 Okay, I'm sorry I said my ankle-biter is cuter than any in your brood. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
535 I'm on house arrest until T. Rex decides what to do with me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
536 Sorry I can't make it out. The old lady has been gnawing at me lately. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
537 Welp, I guess I'm stuck here for another year! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
538 Sorry, I'm under house arrest and I can't leave my cave 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
539 Sorry, he gets possessive around Neanderthals. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
540 It was Bound to happen 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
541 Yah, years of inbreeding is a problem, but he almost has 'heel' down. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
542 It's not Weejuns, but he is very comfortable once you get past the vice grip. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
543 And I thought the yapping was gonna get to me! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
544 Wait till you see her when she's hungry. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
545 This is his idea of a chastity belt. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
546 Spike's separation anxiety is a bit challenging! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
547 He's a republican... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
548 I've been placed under cave arrest with an ankle monitor that detects tampering. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
549 Maybe I won't be able to solve it in my lifetime but I know there's a connection. And if not me, then my son, or another Darwin somewhere down the line, will figure it out... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
550 You said your pet doesn't bite!" "He's not our pet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
551 It still needs to be cooked. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
552 Let’s try that wolf we saw at our garbage dump. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
553 He's the ankle monitor for my house arrest. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
554 My mother always said she didn’t like the way he looked at me. But did I listen? I was so flattered that he always complimented me for my beautiful legs. Now I know that he just sees me as a piece of meat. Men can be such beasts! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
555 He doesn’t realize that the Paleo diet is just a fad. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
556 Thanks for the visit. Being under Cave Arrest is a real pain. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
557 I can’t find my leash. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
558 It's nothing serious, he just wants a walk 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
559 I'm rooting for the meteor. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
560 Yeah, he imprinted with me when he was born but now we have a failure to launch! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
561 We got a new security system and we're still trying to figure out how to work it. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
562 Oh, don't worry. It's just a nip... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
563 Sorry guys I cant leave, I got six months cave arrest 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
564 He's just acting out. His mother was last night's entree. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
565 "He's a clinger, but he's house broken". He's a clinger, but he's house broken'. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
566 Sorry, I can't today, I'm still on house arrest. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
567 And he's so playful and cute and I just love him and his name is Phineas. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
568 My parole officer is sensitive to social stigma, so he lobbied hard to get me the slim model. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
569 What happened to my dog! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
570 He ran out of pterodactyl wings so I guess he's settling for legs now. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
571 Ankle biter? No, she has higher aspirations than that. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
572 It's my latest invention, the bear trap. Now I just need to invent the bear! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
573 This motherhood thing is tough. Little Dino has entered the separation anxiety phase and he's turned me into his permanent object. But it is really nice that you two dropped by to see me. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
574 It's only a prototype. I haven't developed an effective release yet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
575 I can't partner with you, I'm already bound by a thorny contract with a binding clause. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
576 He’s having difficulty sticking to the Paleo diet. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
577 It's supposed to stop me from stealing. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
578 It’s just separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
579 Oh, don’t mind Buster. He is just in his oral phase. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
580 I get the ankle tether off next week. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
581 she is a bit possessive 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
582 It's ok. He's been chomping at the bit to go outside. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
583 It's something new called "House Arrest". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
584 I told him he was extinct! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
585 Yeh ! apparently it's a new law enforcement development, tagging they said. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
586 I call him my chief strategist. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
587 I'm under house arrest for blowing smoke. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
588 He hates it when I go to play Mahjong. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
589 Mom and Dad, I promise I'll feed him and rub his scales every day! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
590 Sorry I can't join your dinosaur roast...I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
591 You're still not in compliance with the leash law! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
592 Just remember that as we head into 2018 our job is still to 'Resist" even if annoying obstacles are encountered from time to time. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
593 He's been very attached to me ever since he was weaned. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
594 Judge Og gave me three weeks of cave arrest. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
595 We.....well me more than him.....would like to know how to remove an animal whose clamped on to a leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
596 My ankylosaurus is teething.” 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
597 Her bark is worse than her bite. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
598 Honest, he followed me home. Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
599 His bite is much worse than his bark. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
600 His has already cost me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
601 He's afraid I will leave him alone. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
602 In their culture, it's an engagement deposit. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
603 Well, at least he's not chewing on the new stone couch anymore. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
604 The judge gave me 30 days cave incarceration. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
605 He's cave trained well, but won't let me go near the spear. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
606 ...ankylosaurus monitor, 3 days of parole left. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
607 So I avoided jail time, but I gotta be on house arrest for the next 6 months. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
608 Don't yell at him, whatever you do. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
609 I promised I'd be more tolerant but now I'm not so sure. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
610 Next question stupid! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
611 And he calls me a ball and chain! And he calls me a ball and chain! TimothySmith 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
612 I don't think Lenny is a herbivore. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
613 I haven't been able to take a walk in ages. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
614 Just watch: I will train my stegosaurus to behave better than the great leader. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
615 And at least we don't have any furniture. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
616 I went to Court today and they let me out with an Ankle Bracelet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
617 I wanted to leave him at home, but he has attachment issues. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
618 I finally got the spot right in front of my cave. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
619 He no longer jumps and tries to lick my face. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
620 It's in-cave detentiion 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
621 They've just invented plastic so your new ankle monitor will probably be more comfortable. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
622 He keeps smearing my pictures, but my calves look great. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
623 Sometimes we get a little too close to our pets, don't we? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
624 He’s toilet trained, but I haven’t invented a muzzle for him yet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
625 that's a real leg snapper!! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
626 Judge Ogg placed me under cave-detention until the trial. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
627 It's OK, I wasn't going anywhere anyway. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
628 I thought you said your stegosaurus didn't bite. Oh, it's not your stegosaurus? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
629 and this is my ball and chain..... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
630 Whose turn was it to feed Fido? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
631 The judge said it'll come off in six months if I don't start any more fires. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
632 It's my wallet. Just needs a little design work. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
633 He just hates it when Mama has to go shopping. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
634 Turns out "evolution" is a bit of a hot button. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
635 Yeah, he’s still teething, but he’s cave-broken. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
636 I'm really hoping the vet was right and he grows out of his teething stage soon 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
637 It's called "home detention". 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
638 30 years in and he's still in the oral phase... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
639 I can't leave home without him. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
640 Honey, please call the exterminator. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
641 Look what I found swimming in the holy water. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
642 You get used to it, unlike the food in prison. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
643 He's a rescue from the past. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
644 I thought I had him trained to snare rabbits and foxes but I think he has trouble with species identification. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
645 It's my new ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
646 He has seperation anxiety issues. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
647 You were the one who taught him fetch bones. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
648 I told you not to try petting him! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
649 But Mom, you've always told me I'd understand better when I grew up and got my own little ankle-biter. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
650 They say it's because of the way I dress. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
651 I’ve been assured by the pet monster experts that it’s only a phase. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
652 He's housebroken but we have a call in to the dinosaur whisperer. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
653 Released under your supervision, Ma. Have to wear this new ankle bracelet... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
654 Wearing this ankle bracelet is a real pain.. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
655 They need to teethe when they're infants. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
656 They're really cute when they're little. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
657 The first known incident of biting commentary. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
658 Bought him under the premise this was a mutualistic relationship. So far he's yet to pull his weight. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
659 There are two ungrateful dogs I packed. Both are messy, full of feces, love to spew, smell and eat their own excrement. It is time to get them back home at the White House. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
660 I believe this cave is occupied. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
661 It's called 'house arrest.' 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
662 I haven't worked out all the kinks in the domestication-made-easy course I'm taking but they assure me I am headed in the right direction. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
663 I just got him yesterday, but he has already become quite attached. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
664 Well yes, I do have a problem. Now Gert if you Will hold his lower jaw and Kayla, you grab his snout firmly... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
665 Actually his screech is much worse than his bite 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
666 He's a rescue, but really he rescued me. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
667 Don't just stand there. Draw something! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
668 Well, now I need a rabies shot 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
669 She makes me weak in the knees 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
670 He reports my movements to the authorities. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
671 He’s just an obligate carnivore. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
672 The last of her unkind. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
673 Mom and Dad, I think I found your sex toy. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
674 It's just my court ordered ankle monitor. I'm on parole. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
675 Sorry son, we live in a cave, this is the only way to ground you. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
676 How did we not survive? Every time I catch one of these tasty things, a couple more of them show up. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
677 Fake open-house 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
678 We call him our discomfort pet. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
679 We met in Jersey. She's very all that and a side of potato salad. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
680 We’re aril working on ‘heel’. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
681 Please stop telling him to go fetch! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
682 When he asked me about Darwin, I answered: "Bite me!" He didn't take it well! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
683 They call it “house arrest”. Why don’t they just put us all in the same cave so I can have some company? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
684 It's the latest fashion trend. I call it an anklet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
685 The judge said it's this or go to jail. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
686 She's very needy. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
687 It's fine, I got it bitten by a stegosaurus yesterday. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
688 I was “loitering”, apparently it’s called a Sterkfontein Boot. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
689 He's a pup, I am hoping he evolves out of his chewing stage. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
690 She wants to go out. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
691 I was assured he’s an herbivore. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
692 We told you to never feed a stray. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
693 He has really bad separation anxiety and doesn't want me to leave the cave today. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
694 House arrest isn't so bad, but the security bracelet gets in the way sometimes. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
695 My doctor says it can come off next week. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
696 Usually he's very good but Trump has gotten to him. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
697 He was such a cute baby. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
698 I call it a "burglar alarm". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
699 "I'm not a Guru, people send me things, apparently I'm an Influencer". 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
700 "He wants me to pet him". 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
701 I was expecting a floral delivery....Isn't this snapdragon...No?...oh no..... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
702 croc skin anklet sounded smaller 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
703 I'm under cave arrest. It was either that, or jail time. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
704 how many times do we have to tell you to stop bringing people home. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
705 You can call him ugly, but don't ever call him stupid. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
706 My lawyer plea bargained me cave arrest for a year in lieu of a stint on Rikers Island. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
707 It was either this or cleaning dino doo-doo in Central Park. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
708 The court said I have to wear this ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
709 I'm sorry...I can't go. He gets painfully jealous if I'm out and about. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
710 I thought you said your dog doesn't bite ? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
711 Home confinement, ug. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
712 Animal domestication is not what it is cracked up to be! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
713 It is something I'm working on..."Alligator shoes" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
714 He's adopting to being adopted! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
715 It’s not what it looks like, I’m just into vore now. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
716 Unfortunately I come with some past baggage 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
717 He follow me home. I can keep? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
718 My trainer says, 'There are no bad dinosaurs, just bad owners.' 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
719 Sorry, he has some extinction issues. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
720 Sorry guys, still under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
721 Og put it on after my third jaywalking ticket. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
722 'House arrest would be so much better with a ankle monitor.' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
723 I'm just relieved he doesn't love my leg anymore. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
724 Mommy, Daddy?!? I’ll feed it myself!! Can I keep it? Puleeeze!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
725 I can't go with you now. He wants me to paint his picture on the wall. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
726 I guess you will do 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
727 We didn't train him to heel correctly. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
728 ...And if Lulu gives you any trouble while I’m away, just crush her skull with a big rock. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
729 I know, but it's gonna be extinguished soon. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
730 It will probably take a few more thousand years before I'd really consider him 'domesticated.' 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
731 I didn't think she would be so clingy. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
732 It’s the old ball and chain... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
733 No - I said my Leg-is-sore-us. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
734 Ouch. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
735 It's his way of conveying that his separation anxiety is leg-itimate. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
736 Bork said no worries, all breeds harmless. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
737 You can go get help or we can wait for an asteroid impact. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
738 I mentioned my clutch purse and he went berserk! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
739 I’ve got him on the Paleo diet. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
740 You tell me. All I said was "I need something for my feet from Foot Locker' and up he popped. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
741 You said his Jurassic bark was worse than his Jurassic bite! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
742 I only got him yesterday, but he is already very attached to me! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
743 Don't worry, Lizzie still only has her hatching teeth. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
744 Just a couple more weeks of house arrest 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
745 I think he loves me. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
746 She loves children. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
747 If you can make one of these out of iron, I got the name for it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
748 I can't come, I'm under court ordered cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
749 What are you looking at? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
750 Please tell me that you're pulling my leg... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
751 The judge put me under cave arrest. It has orders to eat me if I try to leave. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
752 I can't go tonight, the Court ordered me to 60 days home detention. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
753 Has anyone seen my other shoe? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
754 He says he won't twist if I just let him stay here for a few days. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
755 Mom and Dad, please let me keep him. I promise to feed him everyday. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
756 You never know, you should see what John has done with his wolf. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
757 Paleolithic House Arrest 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
758 We're still working on that 'man's best friend' thing. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
759 She makes me wear him so I won't forget our anniversary again. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
760 It's an ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
761 A prehistoric form of House Arrest 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
762 Living with you was no picnic either. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
763 He doesn’t want me to leave 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
764 When I said I wouldn’t mind having a little ankle-biter around, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
765 Finally got him to stop humping my leg, but his codependency still needs some work. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
766 He was a rescue Pitbullasaurus 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
767 Larry makes me wear it while he's at work cuz he thinks I'll fool around with the new guy two caves down. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
768 And I said ‘No, I’m a Male, man.’ 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
769 If you guys would’ve alteady invented the leash this could have been avoided. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
770 Guess, I should introduce ya to the old' gnaw and chain. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
771 Neither the doctor nor the nurse knew a cure for this rare form of foot-and-mouth disease. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
772 My wife wanted one of the new security systems that doesn’t have wires all over the cave. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
773 Yes. They get a little attached to you. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
774 Bail was reasonable, though. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
775 I have to wear this ankle bracelet until the trial 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
776 The Judge says I have to wear it for 3 months, but the worst part is remembering to feed it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
777 It’s called up house arrest 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
778 Please let me keep her? She has no home, and she's very attached. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
779 We are going to need some extra ketchup. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
780 I've only had him a week but I've really become attached. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
781 The house arrest devices they’re using these days are positively prehistoric. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
782 I stole Bolkitchunk's beaver pelts, and now I am in "cave arrest" until we replace them. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
783 I'd offer you a seat, but we're having our furniture reupholstered. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
784 She's got a bad case of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
785 Come back tomorrow when I'm off house arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
786 A bit needy, but can I keep him? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
787 Just tell my kids not to go into paleontology. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
788 You’ve reached the top of the corporate ladder. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
789 I know it sounds crazy, but he's the one that rescued me! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
790 Something tells me its dinner time.... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
791 Don't worry...he's young and still in the teething stage. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
792 They have me under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
793 With a little education, he'll know he's extinct and stop it. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
794 For a recent rescue, he’s surprisingly attached to me. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
795 Get real, Madge. This ain't Bedrock. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
796 It's an ankle monitor. A new thing that they just invented. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
797 He bites when he's nervous - he's a rescue. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
798 I'm inventing the "pet" concept. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
799 So as a hedge trimmer, it still has a few glitches to iron out. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
800 Perhaps alligator boots would be more comfortable. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
801 Your security system is so primitive. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
802 I don't mind being under cave-arrest except for the ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
803 I've been placed under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
804 No, really, his bark is worse than his bite 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
805 We got him at a shelter but based on the nipping, I think he is part Labrador. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
806 No one told me house arrest would be this painful. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
807 Home arrest ankle monitor, circa 2000 B.C. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
808 I knew the breeder was lying when he said she was a micro-crocodile. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
809 It's a velcrosaurus. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
810 Fortunately, he's hypoallergenic. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
811 I think this means he said yes to the dress. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
812 Sorry ladies. I've been under house arrest since our last ladies night out. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
813 The poor thing thinks I'm its mother, who it ate. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
814 They told me he was a Vegan. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
815 Perhaps I should have used the shock collar. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
816 The training has been a bit rough. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
817 No problem. He is just teething. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
818 I sent him to an obedience training school, but he ate the teachers. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
819 He either doesn't understand the concept, or he's telling me never again to ask him to play fetch. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
820 It's two against one. You barely have a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
821 He already got an eye and an arm from us, this was inevitable. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
822 Yes, but do you realize how much a pre-nup would have cost? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
823 What breed? He's a Stego'sore'us. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
824 We got him for our daughter, but he follows me everywhere. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
825 Rescue pets often have over-attachment issues. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
826 The bracelet will be coming off in a month and I'll be off house arrest. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
827 The vet said we had to change his food. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
828 No one will ever need more than 640 kilo-bites. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
829 Chief sentenced me to six moons of Cave Confinement. This ankle monitor hurts like hell! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
830 Try yanking his tail. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
831 It's better than your alligator shoes! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
832 We should rethink the stegosaurus trap. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
833 It's an all-consuming relationship. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
834 I have to wear this until the trial. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
835 Someday cave pets will only try to bite unwanted guests. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
836 Well, house arrest beats jail any day. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
837 He was my husband's idea. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
838 He's so adorable; I call him my little anklet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
839 I'm only on house arrest for another couple weeks 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
840 He’s a rescue and we are working on his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
841 Sorry I cant make it. The old lady's got me in a vise. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
842 Sorry, my mom grounded me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
843 I though he was housebroken. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
844 Turns out he's more of a hunter, for gatherers. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
845 I wanted a new pet ... and it cost me an arm and leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
846 Could be worse. Used to twerk. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
847 No, we can't just put him in the pot ! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
848 I've become quite attached to her. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
849 Yes, he really gets under my skin. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
850 My parole officer said I'll get the ankle monitor off soon. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
851 My New Year's Resolution was to keep my friends close and my enemies closer. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
852 how do you like my new ankle piercing? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
853 They put me on house arrest. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
854 It's okay. He's an herbivore. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
855 The judge ruled I'm a flight risk. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
856 Where did we put that book on domestication of animals? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
857 This one thinks he's an ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
858 I can't hunt triceratops with you fellas…I'm on house arrest! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
859 I thought you said your stegosaurus does not bite. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
860 What are you knuckleheads looking at? Get him off already! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
861 I'll have to join you guys next time. I've got this one ankle-biter holding me... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
862 Go on without me, the ankle is still saur. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
863 Alligator shoes - they are the latest thing! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
864 Well, its’s not exactly like in “The Shape of Water. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
865 Looks like it’s the four of us having coffee this morning. Ever since his retirement, Larry’s developed a severe case of separation anxiety. I can never leave home without him. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
866 I deserved the house arrest. But the new ankle bracelet is giving me a gnawing feeling. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
867 He’s grown out of the amputation phase 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
868 It’s not so bad — just a few months of cave arrest for insider raiding. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
869 He's better home protection than our dog. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
870 I clearly misunderstood when you invited me to dinner and asked if I was a white meat or dark meat kind of guy. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
871 I’d love to go but, house arrest really bites. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
872 "What 'tiny Stegosaurus'"? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
873 My cousin is visiting. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
874 So this is where "break a leg" came from... hmm. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
875 Do you know anybody who lost a pet? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
876 He worries about abandonment 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
877 Not to worry. The pet shop said he’s an herbivore. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
878 I'd say the latest insect repellent is a bust! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
879 what you are seeing is love at first bite! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
880 I’m sorry. I cannot go. I’m under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
881 First she ate my dear Lisa, then she followed me home. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
882 We were fooled by his very small paws. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
883 Sorry, can't go. House arrest. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
884 Fortunately he‘s not as savage as the saber-tooth cat we used to have. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
885 Yeah, he got very emotional when listened “I’ll follow him” for the first time! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
886 Do you think my Jurassic ankle bracelet is too much? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
887 I taught him to fetch, but forgot we haven't invented the ball yet. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
888 It’s my house arrest bracelet 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
889 Looks like we'll be dining in tonight. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
890 Either he goes extinct or I do. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
891 He has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
892 This "pet thing" is a bad idea. He's back to being dinner tonight. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
893 He's not cave trained yet. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
894 I’m under cave arrest – thus, the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
895 Sorry, I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
896 Don't worry, he's all bite. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
897 It’ll cost an arm and a leg to keep him. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
898 I think with a little patience our descendants will have a house pet. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
899 It’s the latest in bone therapy 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
900 We've grown quite attached to one another. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
901 No, our stegapoo didn’t eat your terrierdactyl. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
902 We can't find a chewy toy. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
903 I'm re-thinking my 'Domesticated Animal' concept. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
904 Do not worry! He knows his survival depends on mine!! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
905 Wanna come for a bite? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
906 Two more weeks of house arrest and the ankle bracelet come off. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
907 Oh, just a little ankle bracelet I picked up on the Amazon. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
908 I can't go right now. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
909 Maybe it's time to see a doctor about this pain in my leg. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
910 See, he’s not vicious, just clingy. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
911 He voted for Trump and still claims he has no regrets! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
912 This is my tax lien. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
913 He is an Ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
914 I know. But the vet said just 2 cans a day 'til he's eight feet. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
915 The judge called it a monitor lizzard. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
916 It's a real crap shoot when you adopt a rescue egg. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
917 So the judge said I can't leave my cave or remove the ankle bracelet! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
918 He never barked. I doubt it's worse than his bite 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
919 The mayor is getting serious about parking. How much to get this boot off. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
920 I’m bored to tears with this house arrest and don’t even get me started on the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
921 At least he doesn't eat much. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
922 It was either this ankle bracelet or jail. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
923 It's the next big thing in ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
924 Don't worry he doesn't bite? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
925 I was trying to teach him to "heel." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
926 We adopted him from the local no-kill shelter. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
927 They believe the aggressiveness is an result of improbably remote genetic combinations. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
928 I really like your new place, but you might want to do something about the giant lizards. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
929 I can't leave the house, but at least I don't have to go to prison. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
930 I call it an ankle bracelet. You think it will catch on? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
931 But he followed me home........ 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
932 I just told him I was bringing him home for dinner. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
933 The theoretical consensus is that they are extinct. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
934 It's time to kill all these dinosaurs, once and for all. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
935 It's not what you think. It's not the proverbial ball and chain. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
936 He has a funny way of telling me it's time to eat. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
937 He's eaten all the furniture. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
938 The Vet says it's only separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
939 He does this every time guests ring the cave bell 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
940 Do you have any salt? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
941 So yeah, I've got house arrest for 7 months. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
942 He's doing well at obedience school. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
943 He's very possessive. If I can just get him to let go of my leg, I think he'll make a great cave-pet! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
944 He's part-terrier, part-tyrannosaur. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
945 I forgot to disengage the security system again. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
946 I'm on home monitoring. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
947 But his species IS predisposed to domestication, genetically speaking. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
948 Me call it 'domastication.' 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
949 He came with the cave, and sufferes from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
950 Sure, house arrest sounds great but the ankle bracelet really bites. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
951 It takes him a little while to loosen up. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
952 And that's the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
953 Mom. Dad. Only time will tell if Chloe and I were meant to be. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
954 Do you know of a good Dinosaur Whisperer? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
955 They said they're sending thoughts and prayers. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
956 I screamed 'asteroid' three times, but it didn't flinch. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
957 Mom, dad can I keep him? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
958 I appreciate the lighter sentence, but this ankle monitor is quite restrictive 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
959 FUCKIN OW 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
960 I'm on cave arrest for a DWI (Dinnosauring While Intoxicated). 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
961 Yeah, they let me out until my trial. All I have to do is stay home with this monitor. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
962 This new thing called house arrest is not as nice as you might think. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
963 Sorry I can't make it. I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
964 One date and he won't let me go anywhere alone.... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
965 I can take it off as soon as I'm acquitted. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
966 he's having separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
967 I'm having the Beast Whisperer come by to work with him. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
968 I can't go anywhere without the old ball and chain. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
969 Yeah, he's my best friend till some new species comes along. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
970 It's called a "shoe". It hurts like hell, but I think it looks great! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
971 Don't worry. He doesn't bark. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
972 They placed me on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
973 According to my parole officer, they’re beta testing an electronic version linked to GPS. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
974 Ankle bracelets are the new thing. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
975 Hi guys, sorry I wish I could go. I'm under cave arrest. If I leave my bracasaur has me for dinner. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
976 I avoided jail time, but have to be monitored 24 hours a day. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
977 I'm training him to be a service dinosaur. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
978 The doctor says that if I apply a little ointment, it should go away. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
979 I didn't hear a bark, but it can't be worse than the bite. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
980 He's all-American and wants to make us great again. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
981 He followed me home: clan we keep him if he doesn’t eat me? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
982 My parole hearing is next week. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
983 These new GOP tax liens have teeth. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
984 You should hear the racket it makes if I try to leave the cave. It'll come off after the trial. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
985 She loves children. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
986 When he gets bigger, I'll probably feed him the River People. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
987 Justin Timberlake wears the same exact kind. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
988 They let me out but I have to wear this until the trial. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
989 Can I keep her? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
990 The Origin of Attachment Theory 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
991 Believe it or not, it does offer a new perspective to your basic question. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
992 Choose the right size, my son. I'm not the first guru on this mountain. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
993 I've simply GOT to invent the chew toy. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
994 I'm still working on his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
995 I guess I shouldn't have stroked her back. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
996 This still beats the bedbugs I got from that online short-term vacation rental. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
997 Wife say, "Make good pet." I say, "Ow." 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
998 They took my passport away too. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
999 As long as I don't cross the county line he's quiet as a mouse. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1000 It's ok he's friendly. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1001 He hasn't evolved to sniffing yet. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1002 I would absolutely love to go out to dinner as we planned, but I've just invented the zero, discovered fire, and perfected the axle, and now THIS! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1003 Thought it would be cute to teach it some idioms, but maybe I shouldn't have started with "break a leg". 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1004 I got house arrest with an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1005 It's a little painful, but I'm teaching him to heel. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1006 He’s developed an attachment. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1007 Afraid I’m currently detained 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1008 The evolution of depth perception took a major step forward today. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1009 Yabba Dabba Don't! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1010 If he let's go, I'll bleed to death, so I tied him to my leg. It's what I'm calling Existentialism. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1011 Good thing this happened while you are still on our insurance. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1012 Yes, sometimes there is a glitch in the robovac. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1013 We had the "It's not you - it's me" conversation. But he just won't let go. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1014 It's something new the judge is trying called "house arrest." 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1015 It's so I can't leave the cave. My probation officer insisted on it. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1016 It looks worse than it feels. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1017 He's a Minidoodle - Rex. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1018 I preferred elctronic monitoring, but the judge wouldn't go for it... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1019 Its called a boot. I picked it up in Denver. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1020 Yeah, I tried to schedule an appointment with the doctor but it'll be another couple millennia before he exists. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1021 you guys gotta get me the fuck out of here 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1022 Steggie has a bad case of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1023 He's grown attached to me. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1024 Apparently these are not herbivores. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1025 It's hard to find a baby sitter on such short notice 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1026 You wouldn't understand. It's a man cave thing. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1027 Them judge let me go home, but I have to wear this for 90 days. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1028 It's the last time I'll sass him with the expression, 'Bite me.' 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1029 My therapist says he has attachment issues. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1030 Live ankle bracelets are the thing now. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1031 He's a loyal pet, but the separation anxiety is painful. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1032 Our vet says it is separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1033 I think the home we entered have leg piece loving beings! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1034 This new ankle monitors are a drag ... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1035 This Ankylosaurus bracelet's clasp is a real pain. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1036 Thanks for coming over, I’m on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1037 You should see the mailman. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1038 Yet, I feel supported and free from anxiety. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1039 It is a bit uncomfortable, but it looks great! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1040 They'll take it off when I get out of cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1041 The pet shop said he mainly eats calves 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1042 I don't know what it is because we haven't invented dictionaries yet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1043 I was busted with a third drinking-while-gathering and got slapped with this Jurassic monitoring device. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1044 The Neanderthals trained him to do this. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1045 He’s developed an unhealthy attachment. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1046 Does it look bad? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1047 Everyone says it’ll be extinct in three years, so I ignore the pain. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1048 There's a WHAT? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1049 Nobody knew that house arrest could be so complicated. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1050 We bounded at the pet store. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1051 technically I can leave the state, but who has the energy! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1052 And then they towed away the car. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1053 I appreciate the invitation, but I’m still under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1054 He's been a little clingy since his friends went extinct. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1055 Please?! I promise I'll feed him. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1056 Don't worry, he goes extinct tomorrow. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1057 Prison's full, so they gave me one of these. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1058 Thankfully he's hypoallergenic. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1059 I'm under house arrest, can't leave the cave. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1060 Guilty but the judge cut me some slack. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1061 I'm under home confinement and still getting used to my ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1062 The best part is I don’t feel so alone anymore. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1063 Spot's bite is way worse than his bark. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1064 You're right. I should have read the lease's opt-out clause more carefully. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1065 He is so sticky, I would give a leg just to get rid of him 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1066 Yeah, house arrest blows. Oh, don't mind him; that's just my ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1067 You can see my Fitbit is extremely possessive. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1068 The worst part is that it's not covered by Trumpcare. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1069 The vet told me she should grow out of this clingy stage when the mating season ends. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1070 I can't wait until that big asteroid hits. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1071 I am afraid that one day his separation anxiety will cost me a leg 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1072 He wants me to take him out for his daily drag 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1073 You're just in time for dinner! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1074 Sorry I can't watch the meteor shower tonight. I'm on house arrest until further notice. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1075 I'I'm grounded until sundown. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1076 I chalk it up to separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1077 Emotion regulation skills are still a struggle. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1078 It's just a love bite." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1079 New Year is off to a bad start. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1080 He has abandonment issues. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1081 I'm now his constant companion. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1082 I brought up politics and religion. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1083 Color balance is the key to happiness. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1084 It followed me home Ma , can we keep it ? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1085 It will prove Darwin doesn't have a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1086 There are advantages to Diabetic Neuropathy. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1087 Well you did say "go break a leg." 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1088 His new therapist says it's a reactive attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1089 I’ll be glad when I get off cave arrest. This ankle monitor is cramping my style. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1090 No, you can’t pet him. He bites. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1091 Not to worry. They say I will be off of house arrest soon. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1092 Stella was a carouser. So Iwent for clingy this time. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1093 I can't go out tonight. I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1094 Yes he's got very attached. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1095 Fortunately he's a herbivore-vegetarian. But I am starting to worry. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1096 yes, but at least she doesn't shed 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1097 Under cave arrest but wish it came with more fashionable accessories. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1098 How many of these new live-traps would you boys like to order? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1099 He’s been like this ever since the volcano took his mother. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1100 This house arrest bracelet is archaic. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1101 Cave Badger don't care! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1102 At least he doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1103 It's a mandatory requirement of home confinement sentencing. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1104 'She just can't let go and move on.' 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1105 I made bail but I am required to wear a GPS Ankle Bracelet. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1106 She's what you'd call high maintenance. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1107 Dont worry, he wouldn’t dare draw blood. He’s just a lobbyist. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1108 I was trying to teach him to "heel." 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1109 You know the type. He’s having a bad day, so now I’ve got to have a bad day. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1110 Would you two please sneer at him so he'll chase you and let go of my leg? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1111 Therapy Pet 1.0 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1112 It's called an ankle monitor, but I'm thinking jail might be better. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1113 You know how it goes....the stray animals chose their human. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1114 Sorry, I can't go to lunch, I'm still under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1115 He doesn't eat much, I promise. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1116 separation anxiety. his therapist is pretty sure that he'll grow out of it 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1117 I don't know, he just called me terrific last night. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1118 Sure, there are a few drawbacks, but this new house arrest app is really fast. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1119 Could you tell me if this is your dinosaur, and could you tell me if law suits have been invented yet? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1120 This Inter-Cave of Things needs a lot more work. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1121 He wants to be domesticated. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1122 He's growing on me. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1123 Yeah, after the club incident I'm under cave arrest and forced to wear a trackasaurous. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1124 It's called house arrest, and it's very in. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1125 He's a wee bit attached. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1126 They were all out of chihuahuas. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1127 It's not your dinosaur? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1128 Court ordered leg shackle 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1129 I'm still on parole. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1130 I’m a creationist 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1131 It's called home confinement prior to trial. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1132 Nothing worse than having a clingy dinosaur 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1133 The security system conveyed with the property. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1134 He keeps me civilized. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1135 Green sells. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1136 Have you tried reasoning with him? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1137 Actually, it takes my mind off Trump! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1138 Remember that stegosaurus we had for dinner last week? Bring me a couple of the bones. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1139 I was thinking of getting a saber tooth , but I'm allergic to cats. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1140 I think it’s time for Steve Bannon to go. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1141 I got him at the shelter 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1142 I think overprotective behavior is rather typical for the puppies. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1143 He has separation anxiety and the treatment is worse than the cure. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1144 He's really very lovable. He's just scratching a mosquito bite on my ankle! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1145 Maybe marriage is between a man and a woman. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1146 Neither one of you gets me 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1147 He's so loving that until his recent training, we were attached at the hip. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1148 This separation anxiety thing is a bit of a bummer. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1149 The way I see it, my 2018 is all uphill from here. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1150 It’s a new alternative to incarceration. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1151 He is the best cave guard ever but he cost me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1152 It's part of my house arrest. If I leave, it automatically eats me. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1153 No worries Rodnick, Bobbi-Sue has already eaten, she's just giving you a "howdy" nibble. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1154 Usually, Fido is much more affectionate. You can take him with you when he lets go of my leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1155 This stays on until the trial. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1156 It is the first recorded case of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1157 I wish I hadn’t started eat local. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1158 It time to take Thag for walk. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1159 He’s not perfect but he IS housebroken. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1160 "He does a good job of keeping the riff-raff out, but he is a little moody. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1161 He's a rescue with abandonment issues. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1162 This time he’s making sure I stay home 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1163 Haven't found its leash yet. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1164 It’s what Freud will call an attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1165 Don’t worry. He’s just flossing. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1166 As soon as the Joneses laid eyes on George’s pet dragon, they knew he wasn’t pulling their leg. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1167 Rescue animals really become attached to you. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1168 Do me a favor and tell Grok this is not the kind of ankle-biter I wanted from him. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1169 I realize now that separation anxiety wasn't so bad after all... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1170 I’d say it’s like ‘A dog with a bone in its mouth,’ but contextually we’re not there yet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1171 Seriously. Not having indoor plumbing sucks. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1172 The technology still has some kinks in it. This ankle monitor is barely cavebroken. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1173 Get this fucking thing off my goddamn leg good lord! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1174 My pet 'Tourniquet' hates to see me leave the cave. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1175 All he can do is fetch. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1176 We’re going to get married with or without your approval. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1177 Like the new apparel? ... It's genuine komodo dragon leather! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1178 Yeah, its court-ordered. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1179 Run! He has a sweet tooth and we're all one-eye candy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1180 These crocs come only in this style. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1181 Only two more moons of house arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1182 It wouldn’t be so bad if he hadn’t started with my left arm. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1183 The judge sentenced me to House Arrest. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1184 I've invented scissors! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1185 Who knew? My ex kept warning me about being "mantagonistic" but my lawyer said restraining orders don't have any teeth. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1186 No enterprise can afford to lose an arm and a leg... 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1187 What could I do? He was the cutest one at the dragon shelter. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1188 I call him Fido 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1189 It's better than jail - but still cruel and unusual. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1190 Yeah, it's better than jail but this ankle monitor is a pain. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1191 This is our new dragon pup, Devon. He's still in training. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1192 Our new electronic tagging system has a few teething problems! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1193 She's grown increasingly attached to me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1194 One foot in the door is a start. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1195 Quick! Fetch my pigments. I’m inspired! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1196 It was either this or jail until my trial date. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1197 But he is cave-broken. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1198 Ankle bracelets are really "in," but I'm not sure I want to keep mine... it really slows me down. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1199 Isn't it obvious, we're in love. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1200 He shows up every time I yell "Woooo Pig Sooie! Razorbacks!" 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1201 I call it a "pet." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1202 But his parents already said he could keep me! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1203 But is she cave trained? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1204 Shes too clingy to allow a divorce, we need to go the extinction route! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1205 I just wanted a friend and now we're attached. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1206 I'm glad I got a mini. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1207 I blame myself. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1208 #Indited schmindited! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1209 She's been this way ever since the divorce. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1210 I need to teach it anger management. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1211 I thought I'd look more evolved with shaved legs. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1212 Yeah, sometimes life throws you a curve. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1213 Just Married 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1214 Pets nowadays cost an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1215 I was put under house arrest for drawing on the walls. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1216 These ankle-biters really keep my feet warm. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1217 How much did we spend on obedience school? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1218 Some day this will be known as the first parking boot 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1219 He says that conditions have deteriorated to the point where he feels totally marginalized and invalidated. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1220 Thanks for asking me over for dinner. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1221 I guess we’re gonna stay in the cave but you two have fun. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1222 It's my new invention called the vice. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1223 It’s a caustic relationship. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1224 No worry, he's just very possessive. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1225 Good news. We don't have to go out hunting for tonight's dinner. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1226 He doesn’t like to be left alone. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1227 Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1228 He usually likes to bite at least three people a day. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1229 I ordered a sandwich. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1230 On the plus side, I'm going vegan. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1231 I'm still under house arrest. Due to budget cuts they hard to borrow the ankle monitor from Bedrock PD. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1232 He's really well-known, a leg end in his own time. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1233 I love it! Let's go get the alarm tag removed. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1234 Please tell me it's herbivorous. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1235 The poor dear has developed an extreme fear of abandonment. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1236 I swear I wasn’t trying to break in. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1237 House arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1238 I hear it will be a while before they evolve puppies. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1239 This is the first time I put my foot in a mouth other than my own! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
1240 "Get yourself one of these and say "Om" 20 minutes a day. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1241 It'a a green maraschino cherry and it's what I came up here to sit on. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1242 I watched it hatch, now this! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1243 What was the name of that dinosaur whisperer again? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1244 It's a love touch. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1245 He attacked me from my blind side. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1246 Somehow I pissed him off. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1247 He likes to keep a close eye on me. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1248 She's gotten smaller but more demanding since the last asteroid impact. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1249 Shake a leg! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1250 On the upside, he keeps the pterodactyls from making off with the kids. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1251 Minor snag in the evolution of man's best friend. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1252 It's state-of-the-art in home security. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1253 We just rescued him. He has abandonment issues. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1254 It's called an "ankle bracelet"...I'm under house arrest for drawing animal pictures on Og's cave wall. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1255 I admit, we have a bit of a dino problem, but what cave doesn't? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1256 Onid has severe separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1257 This wasn't what I meant when I asked what's for dinner. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1258 Darwinian kickball... 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1259 Did I mention he's cavebroken? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1260 I know you said I should be pulling my own weight, but this doesn't seem right. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1261 Yes, it's a breakthrough hunting innovation. Now go gather firewood, quick. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1262 I am evolving too fast for him. He's angry. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1263 I don't care if it's an anachronism, it still hurts! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1264 I got two weeks left of cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1265 I can't go. I'm a stay-at-home Mom. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1266 Which one of you nit-wits brought the torch? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1267 We bounded at the pet store. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1268 Have you met my pet, Darwin? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1269 I think it'll be four for dinner! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1270 Yeah, house arrest. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1271 It uses my leg to clean its teeth. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1272 Cave Arrest 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1273 Extinct? Nope but he’s just pulling my leg! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1274 Sorry guys I can't go out. I am under cave arrest. The cops put this lock on my ankle. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1275 Yeah it hurts but I won't cave in 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1276 You'll see; lizard leather shoes will become a thing. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1277 It's not so bad. His bark is worse. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1278 You guys go out hunting. This spottosaur has grown attached to me. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1279 Just wait till he finds out that leg is all bone and no meat. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1280 It’s called a razor! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1281 The tribal elders have me on cave arrest after my last no collar crime. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1282 I call it the a-leg-eater 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1283 He is vegan so I’m not so worried... 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1284 He usually opens up by sunset. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1285 It's the latest in footwear. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1286 It's a parole bracelet. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1287 You guys have any floss? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1288 I'm under house arrest for tagging caves in Lascaux. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1289 It's an affectionate bite. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1290 Steve... who’s your new friend? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1291 I got one month in-cave probation and this ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1292 The ankle monitor isn't as bad as I thought it would be. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1293 No, you can't. Go down to the swamp and get your own. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1294 The worst part is I have to stay home with the kids. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1295 He’s teaching me to beg. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1296 I'm naming him "Crocs" 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1297 Can we keep him, Mom? Please? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1298 Help. Johnny bit me again. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1299 We adopted him from the premordial pond. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1300 His bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1301 I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1302 Don't worry, he won't bite you. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1303 If we all had two eyes and better depth perception we’d see my predicament is just fake news. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1304 We just got her. She’s a mini ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1305 It’s in lieu of cash bail... 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1306 Hi Jenny, How is your little ankle biter? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
1307 I thought you said he was an herbivore? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
1308 early man under "house arrest" 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1309 The judge placed me on home confinement. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1310 I'm very attached to him, too. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1311 Finally! I heard the guy next door invented a 'leash' thingy. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1312 Sorry brahs, can’t go out tonight. I’m totes grounded. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1313 The box said nothing about this. I'm thinking class action! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1314 Really? I feed him; give him love. Like any loyal pet, can't he wait till I'm dead before he tries to eat me? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1315 He followed me home, can I eat him? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1316 The ad said he was cave broken, but I'm beginning to have doubts. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1317 I fell asleep in a no-parking zone. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1318 My fault. I did bite him first. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1319 I'm under house pet arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1320 It was either this or remain in jail. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1321 It's an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1322 No, our "dog" doesn't bite. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1323 Sorry I can't I'am under house arrest. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1324 He's always been an ankle-biter. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1325 Dessert tonight is more of an aspiration than a course. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1326 I think I put my foot in his mouth. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1327 This has become a painful relationship. It is time for me to leave. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1328 Those are just his puppy teeth 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1329 I'm just happy he's not two feet taller! 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1330 Personally, I can't wait until dogs are domesticated. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1331 Yeah, it totally bites but it still beats juvie. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
1332 Really ? I thought it was a wart 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
1333 I'm waiting until he's extinct. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1334 The judge says I have to stay within 3,000 ft. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1335 A sore butt will harm your decision making. Take it from me Son that's sage advice. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1336 Now that I caught him what do I do? 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1337 He’s still teething. But his mother’s skin made great sandals. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1338 He doesn't eat much! 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1339 Our new health routine. It strengthens my tibialis anterior and Dinah's mandible. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
1340 In retrospect, his Tinder bio did say he becomes "easily attached." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1341 It's his protest against obedience school. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1342 He gets like this every time he sees a meteorite. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1343 He's really quite attached to me! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1344 The breeder didn't tell me he was an ankle biter. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1345 My ankle monitor comes off in 30 days. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1346 He's not into opera. He wants to netflix and chill jurassic park again. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1347 Oh, and pick up a new chew toy for Yogi. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1348 We met at a meat market. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1349 As it happens, I'm pretty familiar with the paleo diet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1350 Fifi hasn't been herself since that silly asteroid hit Mexico. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1351 The judge says after 60 days I can remove it and leave my cave. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1352 So I hear this Farm to Table thing is all the rage... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1353 The doctor says it's terminal but I refuse to let it define me. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1354 I'll join you after. I'm kind of in between things. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1355 It's the newest fashion trend. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1356 It's one of those boutique mini hybrids that is all the rage. It's called a legasaurus. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1357 Before iPhones it was the family pet that was responsible for keeping track of teenagers. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1358 The doctor says it's going around, so take it easy and come in next week if I'm not feeling better. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1359 You said, “Get a pet.” 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1360 How cute! You got a puppy. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1361 My doctor says I got this rash by walking through the swamp......it's not contagious! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1362 The housebreaking is a work in progress. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1363 A present from the old ball and chain. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1364 You do have to be patient with these rescue animals. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1365 Bedsaurs 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1366 I think it’s his way of telling me not to go out without him. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1367 Seems a bit late for a club, don’t you think? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1368 It'll be good for dinner! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1369 At first I thought our idea of a staycation this winter made a lot of sense. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1370 I wish I could go, but he chews my leg off if I leave the cave. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1371 Sometimes you eat the stegosaurus, and sometimes the stegosaurus eats you. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1372 It followed me home. Can I keep it? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1373 Time to call the Stegosaurus Whisperer. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1374 "Open Sesame" did not work, should I try " Button" ? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
1375 Grood got the cave in the divorce. I got the dog. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1376 It's just three months of house arrest. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1377 Yeah, but it sure beats the cost of chew toys... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1378 Evolution called. They want this one back. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1379 The garbage disposal is on the fritz... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1380 He’s had abandonment issues ever since the Cretaceous Period. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1381 The paleontologist says it's temporary. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1382 It helps my attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1383 Yes, I am on cave arrest. They ran out of ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1384 Seemed easier than spearing him first before dragging him home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1385 No really, it’s fine. This is just his way of showing affection. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
1386 I need to stay back -- she is having some separation anxiety issues right now. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1387 Yes, a second eye would be useful. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
1388 I may be in an unhealthy relationship. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1389 He thinks you're from the vet's office. I joked about getting him castrated. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1390 He thinks I’m the mailman. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1391 Spot has a mild case of separation anxiety 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1392 He is so playful and cute. I just love him. His name is Phineas. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1393 ...and once my cave arrest is completed, I'm considering keeping him as my emotional support animal. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1394 Guys, can I bring my Dino to the party tonight? She's not vicious at all! 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1395 These purebreds are a little high strung 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1396 SHE TELLS ME THERE WAS ABOUT A 1.5 M YEAR WAIT FOR A BIJON FRISE 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
1397 That settles it guys. Meet your new drummer. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
1398 It's your turn to feed Rufus. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1399 I popped in looking for my son's pet pterodactyl that's been missing since yesterday morning. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1400 "I wish I could join you, but I'm still on house arrest." Shelley Rodgers Alexandria, VA 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1401 Never mind the beast. He's just playful. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1402 I just didn't want to be rude. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1403 I don't know for sure, but I think he likes me.... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1404 Oh don't worry, he's an herbivore! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1405 He’s territorial and he’s possessive but he doesn’t make me turn the heat up. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1406 He'll jump up and try to lick you, but don't worry, he doesn't bite. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1407 He is not too bad for a cave pet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1408 He's very needy but he knows a lot of tricks. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1409 Don’t worry folks. There’s a witch doctor around the corner. Really, really wonderful. Besides, this bight is “fake news.” 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1410 You are under house arrest! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1411 It’s so I can’t leave the cave until my trial. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1412 It's okay, he's just excited 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1413 The breeder mentioned that he might be suffering from a Separation Anxiety Complex. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1414 It's my new court-ordered Global Prehistoric System cave-arrest device! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1415 The ankle monitor comes off tomorrow, but I'll still be on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1416 It's the owner, not the prehistoric classification. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1417 You get used to the leg biting....and honestly he's cleaner than my ex. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1418 It’s only because of obedience school that I even have a leg. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1419 Yeah, yeah, yeah...I know that's how he got his name! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1420 When we picked him up at the Paleozoic Society for the Prevention of Cruelty To Animals told me he left alone a lot as a hatchling. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1421 I'm afraid it's gonna take a million years to train this guy 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1422 Before incarnation he was a alpha male. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1423 Whatever happened to 'two eyes are better than one?' 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1424 She'll grow out of it. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1425 Is this a trap? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1426 Me and Allie didn't think you'd be home until sunset! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1427 It was knapping on the rock pile or home detention. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1428 Dinner plans have changed. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1429 You’d think that the end of society would have come with the end of home arrest... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1430 He's attracted to me and won't leave me alone. That's more than I can say for my caveman. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1431 When was the last day to apply for Marketplace health insurance again? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1432 OK, now you can come in, he won't bte. Ok, now you can come in, he won't bite. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1433 He doesn't believe me when I tell him cave drawings put 10 pounds on you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1434 "Sometimes there is a fine line between being playful an being hurtful". 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1435 We have to make one stop. He really wants to go to dino daycare. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1436 It also game in green. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1437 He wants to go for a walk. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1438 Are you sure the low temps will kill bed bugs ? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1439 You could have saved yourself the trip and downloaded my app. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1440 No, sorry, I'm The Dalai Lime-a. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1441 I mentioned his mama was also horny. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1442 Just a pet. He's getting used to us. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1443 This species can't be domesticated. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1444 House arrest hasn't been the same since they ran out of the normal anklets. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1445 “The chief said I need to do this for 90 days”. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1446 Oh Please. I will walk him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1447 Also, I wasn't allowed to celebrate New Year's Eve! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1448 It was court ordered. It let's me stay under cave arrest instead of going to jail. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1449 I got 90 days cave arrest. If I step outside he snaps it off. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1450 THIS IS THE WAY I'm KEPT A STAY AT HOME MOM 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1451 We're working on Fluffy's homo sapien aversion. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1452 Neadrathal DNA proves more complex than scientists thought. Due to the small pool of potential mates. An alligator was a disappointing but realistic date to have to meet the parents. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1453 Yeah, it's my monitor lizard. I can't go out, I'm under cave arrest, again. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1454 I was caught stealing fire and now I have to wear this court mandated ankle monitor 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1455 She’s not a bad Pitosaurus. She just has a bad owner. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1456 I can’t go with you, I’m under dragon arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1457 2500 years from now they'll call this Reactive Attachment Disorder. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1458 I'm waiting on these ankle biters to evolve. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1459 She is so affectionate. Don't you just lover her? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1460 They call this a smart collar. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1461 How much loner are you on house arrest? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1462 I've decided to call this strange creature an albatross. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1463 That new coconut oil is working out great otherwise. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1464 Is there an app for this? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1465 You just can't club a woman, drag her back your cave anymore. #TimesUp 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1466 Fish pedicures are less effective 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1467 I think I'm OK for now. Thanks though. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1468 He followed 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1469 Yes, I have just invented this trick called 'heeling'. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1470 I can’t wait for someone to invent electronic monitoring for home detention. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1471 We're still evolving as hunter-gatherers. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1472 The judge called it an "ankle monitor". He said that if I try to flee before my trial, they just follow the blood trail. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1473 Can't wait 'til he goes extinct. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1474 My pet lizard and I are on our way to Obedience School. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1475 It was only simple petting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1476 Do you think he's too attached to me? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1477 What? Haven't you seen "Dino Instinct" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1478 He's part pitbull. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1479 I'm under cave-arrest and cannot leave without setting off the ankle alarm. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1480 When winter takes a grip its hard to shake off 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1481 It’s an ankle weight for strong calves 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1482 It's called a legosaurus. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1483 I'm not comfortable here. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1484 I should never have let him start licking the plates. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1485 He just wants to be walked out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1486 Mom and Dad, my student loans for my spear making degree are making it hard to move out. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1487 He's a rescue. He's got a little separation anxiety. I think I'll call him Dave. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1488 You just have to jiggle it... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1489 Pal's loyal, but possessive. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1490 So, is this doing the Crocodile Rock? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1491 I guess I'm really more of a two-eyed pet person. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1492 He’s never gotten over the fear of flying. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1493 He needs Dino Daycare. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1494 I talked the salesman down to just a leg. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1495 Whatever you do, don't show fear. The Mutilatasaurus only attacks if it senses fear... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1496 He's almost cave broken. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1497 Don't worry, he won't bite you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1498 His advice is generally good, but not so much his delivery. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1499 You had better hope an asteroid strikes earth and he becomes extinct. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1500 Don't worry, he only bites me for some reason...isn't that right Buddy? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1501 I told him his skin would make a nice purse. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1502 I've weaned him from eyeballs. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1503 Are you are enjoying your house arrest Mr. Manafort? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1504 I tried to cross the road. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1505 Ouch, have they invented orthopedic doctors yet?????? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1506 I consider him my close friend. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1507 So far, I'm thinking the wolf makes a better pack animal. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1508 Ease your mind, your ass will follow. There ya go. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1509 The concept behind this 'boot' has great potential to disrupt future civilizations and their drivers. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1510 Believe me, it's an upgrade from my ex-ball-and-chain. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1511 No concern, This animal is extinct 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1512 It's the latest thing! Ankle bracelets! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1513 I should have taken the Bible more literally. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1514 I can’t believe this is still happening in America. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1515 The judge said three more months of house arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1516 Guess we missed the lesson on "Leave it"! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1517 I wish I had depth perception. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1518 Never insult a dinosaur's political opinion. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1519 Are you pulling my leg 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1520 He has to be fed several times a day. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1521 Buster has strong feelings of anxiety separation and won't leave my side ever since I rescued him from a pack of wolves outside of the compound. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1522 I did try obedience training. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1523 I was looking for something with a bit more heal but this is what they are wearing in Europe this season 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1524 Yes, he's housebroken. He"ll let you know when he needs to go out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1525 HHHHHHHH 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1526 It’s really the only socially responsible way to travel. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1527 I'm just here to tell you that you've made it and to wish you a good trip back down. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1528 Thanks Doc! I'm feeling better already. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1529 It's too bad you couldn't visit when we had furniture. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1530 Eye can’t move 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1531 He's getting old and grumpy and still mad for dressing him up like Santa at Christmas... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1532 He's my new pet and we're hitting it off just fine: In fact he can't get enough of me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1533 I think he loves me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1534 I thought you said that your stegosaurus doesn't bite! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1535 Here's here for the General Tsao's Chicken we ordered 15 minutes ago... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1536 Half Pitbull , Half dinosaur. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1537 It actually turned out okay. The shaman gave me three weeks cave arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1538 Better me than the new furniture. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1539 Him new pet, named Spike. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1540 Lately, I'm feeling somewhat restricted in my movements. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1541 Find my parole officer. Named Flintstone. Offer him two pounds for my release. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1542 Cave Training the House Pet 7017 BC 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1543 Well, pets like this are good for civilian defense. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1544 But you’re wrong, he isn’t slimey at all! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1545 I'm as surprised as you are, he looked friendly. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1546 He just bit my leg, didn't he? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1547 Where is that jaw opener I gave you for Christmas? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1548 "Oh, is there a tyrannosaurus-ankle-biteus latched to my leg? That's what that excruciating pain is in my ankle. Thank you so much for telling me that. I had no idea". Pre-historic sarcasm... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1549 A new breed... a cross with a beagle. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1550 Call me ahab 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1551 I am feeding him, so I can feed on him! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1552 I was setting a trap for Godzilla and this thing was hiding under the leaves !! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1553 Ever since my wife went missing, the kids have been scared of him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1554 She did not like the missionary position 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1555 He's still a bit wild, but I can tame him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1556 Not to worry.It's not painful. He's only xenophobic. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1557 Don't worry, he's house-trained. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1558 When I googled "animals with scales" the reply said they were vegetarians 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1559 You've heard of chokers? This is a biter. And yes, it's made with real reptile! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1560 I promise, he’s house broken. We are just working on attachment issues. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1561 I think we burgled the wrong cave. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1562 I can't decide between tibiasuarus and fibulasaurus. He seems to like both. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1563 It said it was a "man cave." So I shouldn't be surprised this dinosaur tried to have his way with me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1564 Alas, we may not be attached at the hip like you two, but as long as I don’t move a muscle, I say we make a fine pair. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1565 I’m what the reptiles call..consumptuous. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1566 He's just going through a teething phase. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1567 Relationships are all about connection. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1568 "House arrest" sounds like a vacation until it happens to you. Oh, and we live in caves. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1569 I think he'd make a great suitcase. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1570 Yeah, it hurts, but we sure don't get many door-to-door siding salesmen anymore. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1571 I call it ‘vaccination.’ Theoretically, I’m immune to dinosaurs. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1572 Oh, he's at that age where he doesn't want me to leave the cave. The pet therapist calls it separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1573 As you can see, I'm not a stegosaurus person. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1574 I thought if I had this alligator on my ankle I would be the subject of a cartoon caption contest in a couple thousand years. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1575 He’s a rescue velociraptor. Still a bit insecure. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1576 The often unobserved problem with an ankle-biter is that if you lie down he has access to your neck. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1577 Don't worry, it's my new Air Canada carry on luggage. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1578 The tribal leader ordered it so I won't leave the cave. If I do he eats me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1579 You only have one eye so what’s one leg? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1580 Trade Ya My res and balloon for Your parachute 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1581 No I didn't steal your damn paintings. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1582 Sorry, I'm homestuck... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1583 verdict: have to wear an ankle bracelet for 3 months 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1584 How do you like my new ankle monitor? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1585 I'm under CAVE Arrest with a tracing device that really means business. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1586 Until someone invites a leash, this is how we go for a walk. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1587 Well, I was into older chicks, and she didn't want to die a virgin... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1588 It was either this or an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1589 I traded in the old "ball and chain" for this? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1590 All the caves in this neighborhood have one, it's part of the charm! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1591 He's a pet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1592 Does he bite? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1593 We’re aril working on ‘heel’. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1594 He's a cute pet, but sometimes he gets too frisky. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1595 There’s been an innovation in cave security I need to look into: it’s called the door. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1596 Eventually, she'll evolve to be my wife. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1597 He has become attach to me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1598 My ankle is extremely Dino-sore. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1599 Would you like to hear my core beliefs? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1600 Welcome to the Afghanistan fitness club 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1601 I love him , but he's clingy . 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1602 It's always good manners to wipe your feet before entering. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1603 Home arrest isn't all that I thought it would be... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1604 He must smell another amphibian on me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1605 This ankle monitor bites. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1606 Just a neurosis I can't seem to shake. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1607 I can certainly give you some advice on your mucous problem. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1608 The top of the corporate ladder looks a lot like the bottom of it. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1609 It's called a prehistoric tether. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
1610 I told you not to bring your friends home! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1611 Call the dinosaur whisperer. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1612 It's a small price to pay for constant companionship. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1613 I told you it wasn't just us. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1614 It's just learning to heal. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1615 The judge was actually lenient. I need to wear it for only three months. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1616 What can I say, he's very attached to me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1617 He holding on for dear life. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1618 I'm thinking of a change. Do you have any more of those dogs you raise as house pets? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1619 I can never remember, is it femur or fibula? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1620 It's not the saw I had in mind. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1621 Well, he's basically a good boy, but the separation anxiety is a work in progress. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1622 I'm under house arrest indefinitely. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1623 Of course this home is pest free, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1624 Too much of the big ball, not enough of the little ball. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
1625 Prehistoric house arrest ankle monitoring system. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1626 I have no idea...Totally bits me... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1627 For reasons I don’t need to explain, I’m selling this cave. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1628 The courts have found him to be far more effective than a tether. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1629 I'm returning him to the dinosaur rescue people--I can't get him to behave. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1630 What do you mean, you can't dial 911? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1631 Better than the electric eals 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1632 "I think it's called comb envy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1633 He hates when I mention fossil fuel. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1634 We better get a grip on the situation. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1635 He is so fond of me! He can not stay away even for a minute ... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1636 I thought he was house trained. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1637 If I break parole he breaks my leg. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1638 I thought you said your dog didn't bite. . . . 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1639 Are you backbiting me? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1640 The ankle bracelet is to put some teeth into the pre-trial orders. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1641 My wife insisted we get a rescue... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1642 He wasn't happy with my cave painting depiction. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1643 You go ahead; I'm going to get a bite first. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1644 Outrageous!! Dinosaurs never lived alongside humans. You must be ignoring the facts that go against your beliefs. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1645 It’s OK, I’ve got caveman’s comp. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1646 I still like my ankle biter better than yours. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1647 Oh, he does that 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1648 Your son? No. I haven't seen him. Have you checked the bowling alley? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1649 My leg stuck somewhere! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1650 Ankle bracelets are so passé. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1651 I just have to wait until it turns purple, becomes nostalgic, and lets go. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1652 I have ESA papers! He flies free,but its hard to get a doctor to state the passenger needs the emotional support of a toddler as an accommodation for air travel! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1653 We had a fight. He insists he is an ancestor! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1654 Emergency room visits are a $350 co-pay. I'm sure it will correct itself over time. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1655 Awww. Why can't I keep him? He won't eat much. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1656 Her mother told her that I'm her fiancé. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1657 IT'S JUST HIS WAY OF SHOWING ME AFFECTION!! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1658 I'm klingon-sitting for the neighbors. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1659 I just started him on dino-Prozac for the separation anxiety... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1660 Impoundment regulations are getting swampier by the day. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1661 We're getting married. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1662 Men with beards 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1663 Sorry ladies, I couldn't get rid of the ball and chain. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1664 i just cannot get over Delta's new charges for first checked bag 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1665 I’m losing blood, but he has to eat at some point so I figured I’d just wait it out. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1666 In a couple thousand years they'll be man's best friend. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1667 Now that the judge imposed this ankle bracelet in lieu of cave confinement, I can get out of your way. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
1668 Ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1669 Until we invent the wheel this is all he knows how to do. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1670 You should say ow, Cyclops! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1671 It's just unrequited beastial love....no worries! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1672 I still have a leg up on the competition. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1673 Klonka said, "No pet, no sex." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1674 Just separation anxiety -- they'd better hurry and invent Prozac. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1675 You know, you just gotta not let the anklebiters get to ya. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1676 Ow! Do you think there's an alternative universe where evolution's created a different 'man's best friend?' Ow! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1677 Yah, but ankle bracelets are SO "in" these days! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1678 I haven’t named him yet. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1679 He prefers it to a dog bone. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1680 Well Hera, it's sort of like being married! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1681 He won't let me go for walkies until he gets his bowl back. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1682 I get it now-- building a better roog trap means trap the roog, not the other way around. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1683 It seems a little excessive, but 7 months I can deal with ... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1684 Sometimes pets can get too attached. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1685 I`m on home detention. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1686 They call it "house arrest." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1687 My little Christmas toy joy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1688 The Bronto Whisperer: I said 'heel.' Obviously we have a lot more work to do. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1689 Actually, the correct name is “scutellosaurus” 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1690 After he finishes breakfast, we'll be ready to go 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1691 He's hungry so it must be dinnertime. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1692 It's a trap! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1693 He came with a 30-day free trial. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1694 When is the nearest hospital? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1695 This is how evolution works. I learn the hard way, but before I meet a gory end, we discuss what I could have done differently to ensure my survival. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1696 I have to wear this thing for a week because I started a fight with Grogg. If I go outside a 30 foot radius, he bites harder. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1697 It's called House Arrest, a new option that allows the Cave Man to protect my family against Brainwashing by those Matriarchal Evangelists. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1698 It's the pits. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1699 The original tether was born during the caveman era. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1700 No big deal: it's just his social consciousness venting. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1701 This is the latest type of ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1702 The real story of how a stagasaurus painted Lascaux. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1703 WHAT BITE 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1704 Yeah I have to wear him around my ankle in till I go before the tribal judges 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1705 A wee nip on the ankle. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1706 What, he's still under training. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1707 They gave me the tamper proof model this time. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1708 We're quite attached. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1709 I think it"s an Ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1710 Sorry fellas, can’t leave the cave tonight. The wife is being a bit clingy. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1711 So I told the judge I’d take cave arrest with an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1712 Remember, you must always keep your eye on him, or else. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1713 I was just about to feed Spike. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1714 So, we meet in the trap. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1715 He's a high-strung breed 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1716 It's an ankle monitor. I'm under prehistoric house arrest. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1717 Well, it is progress; I believe we've gotten him over the hump. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1718 I parked my butt on the wrong rock so I have a boot until I pay my fine. They call it a “parking boot”. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1719 I was told it was 'family friendly' by the pet store owner. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1720 Hey guys, my advice is just live for today... I strongly suspect evolution is about to vote our one-eyed design off the island.. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1721 I worked from home today. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1722 It was buy one, get one half-off. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1723 He is with Homeland Security and wants to see my Voter ID. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1724 He doesn’t understand the word “fetch”. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1725 I told him we were setting him free. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1726 THE JUDGE SAID TWELVE TO EIGHTEEN MONTHS !! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1727 This never happened before Jurassic Park. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1728 Find My Friends App before it existed 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1729 Yeah, house arrest isn't that bad. They even give you a choice of ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1730 Can you believe I have to wear an ankle monitor lizard until the next court date? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1731 Puppies!!!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1732 It's better than jail time. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1733 Yeah it’s kind of a pain, but I’m under “cave arrest” for 6 months. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1734 His training is on schedule, he will be ready to go home in a week! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1735 Have you ever wondered, why I’m here? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1736 I find it helps to put on a dress and sandals and have a ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1737 I think something just bit me. Do you see anything? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1738 I know she is cute, but she needs training. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1739 I'm going to call it a leash. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1740 I’m trying to break him of his attachment phobia. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1741 What a day; first a crab attaches itself to my leg--now this! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1742 He's not quite domesticated. Other than that, he's really very gentle. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1743 I didn't see your sign "Beware of Dogasarus" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1744 I'm trying to evolve. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1745 My wife thought we should start breeding for domestic traits. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1746 I know, I know they kept telling me this is a sellers market...but my wife asking me to deal with a demogorgon wrapped around my ankle so we can have a vaulted cave is a bit much. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1747 He came with the cave, he’s actually quite friendly. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1748 Next season, I'm sticking with earrings. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1749 He only does this when he's teething. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1750 If this is your playful puppy, I don't want to see his daddy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1751 I sent for Cesar, but he's working with a brontosaur. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1752 She wants to turn everything blue. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1753 But I don't want to go for a walk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1754 He doesn’t want me to go. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1755 It's an ankle bracelet--I'm under "cave arrest." 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1756 Seems like he's been teething since the turn of the first century. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1757 Mom, dad, please! It's the supermen! Just let me howl and plunder for ONE HOUR, and I promise I'll come straight home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1758 He’s a great watching the cave while we’re out, but he does have some attachment issues. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1759 Your journey was difficult, yes. But the deal was Enlightenment for a RED yoga ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1760 His bite is worse than his growl. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1761 He's not cave trained yet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1762 I let him do it because he's going to be extinct soon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1763 If I try to leave, my ankle monitor activates. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1764 yabba dabba doo. we're the real modern Stone Age Family. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1765 I told you we needed more mosquito repellant. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1766 Where are your ankle biters? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1767 I guess you could say I'm having a bit of a Mesozoic Era aka "Middle-Life" Crisis. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1768 I guess I'd better expand the 'Don't bite the hand that feeds you' concept. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1769 In a few years, "Snapchat" will make sense. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1770 Just because I de-friended him online! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1771 It’s my new Stegasoreus. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1772 He overheard our discussion about replacing him with a vacuum cleaner. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1773 Does he think this is going to give him a leg up! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1774 Apparently they mate for life fe 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1775 He's very insecure! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1776 apparently I owe more than 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1777 Oh good! You're here! It's time for dinner. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1778 You like? It beats the tacky ankle bracelet my husband gave me for my birthday. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1779 Welcome to Jurassic B&B. Your bed's the floor and Nibbles, here, will be your breakfast. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1780 At least under house arrest you can finally get around to painting the walls. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1781 He's on the second hand paleo diet 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1782 "I've been placed under 'Cave Arrest'". 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1783 Ma, Dad It's just a fad. I will be home by 11:00 "promise". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1784 It could be huge in criminal justice, only what to call it? “Anklet” hardly captures the vibe. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1785 He's still just a puppy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1786 My wife insists that I wear this tracking device if I want to go down to the local dinosaur pub. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1787 Lacoste? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1788 I must taste like chicken. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1789 It's my fault for having such sculpted calves. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1790 If I can catch another one, I'm going to market them as bunny slippers 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1791 He thinks I'll attract more after I'm dead. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1792 Can we all agree the eye never lies. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1793 No kidding, this is how they play. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1794 Nope! Ankle-biting solicitors still not welcome! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1795 You've heard of animal husbandry? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1796 It was either wear this for a month or go to jail. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1797 Yeah, don’t know what I’m going to do with him. Last week he took my left arm. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1798 I got a new pet. It's a little Jealousarus. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1799 But you promised I could get a pet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1800 We need to evolve our depth perception. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1801 This cave has a two hour limit and I already have 17 unpaid violations 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1802 It's cool; all the kids are doing it to prove their individualism. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1803 I didn't have time to go grocery shopping. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1804 ...and it’s no longer occupied! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1805 It's only a nip -- he's just a puppy! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1806 If it didn't hurt so much, I wouldn't think this was a real The New Yorker cartoon, either. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1807 OK. Either you're idiot paleantologists for saying dinosaurs are distinct, or you're genius studio executives for inventing TRULY 3-D cave drawings. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1808 Just you wait. Someday, someone will find us and name him after me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1809 He didn’t look like this when I married him!j 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1810 relax, bill. It's only a shadow. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1811 He was a really cute baby though. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1812 The Palestinians manage the inside but the Israelis control who gets in; therefore the Jews pray at the wall but we control which Muslims get inside. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1813 He got too big for the cage. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1814 He won't let me go to BINGO today. He's afraid of his shadow. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1815 Frank assured me that he's really cuddly. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1816 The true story behind dinosaurs extinction! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1817 My leg is in its jaws and I can't walk. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1818 Oh, he's still a teething pupper. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1819 I promise I'll 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1820 He's housebroken. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1821 Then he said,'That's not my Stegosaurus.' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1822 I don’t know why, but it has developed this great attachment to me! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1823 He is not house broken yet. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1824 They call it a "pet" and they say it's supposed to provide me with companionship. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1825 Mom, dad, please! It's the supermen! Just let me howl and plunder for ONE HOUR, and I promise I'll come straight home. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1826 He's a rescue from extinction with survivor's guilt. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1827 I'm on cave arrest and have to wear this ankle monitor." 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1828 I hope to return for next season. I was voted off. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1829 The standing desk wouldn’t fit in my cave. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1830 He’s endangered. Can I keep him? He will make a good lunch. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1831 OK maybe not now, but eventually we’ll make shoes out of them..! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1832 Now you know who mangled my right arm! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1833 He said he prefers the old-fashioned way of biting back. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1834 Really 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1835 this totally bites. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1836 I am going to contest this house arrest, but at least I got to come home awaiting trial. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1837 you want to move to Florida!? But I've never been south of Houston!!! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1838 I think I got a dead leg, but it feels different this time 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1839 Crocodile anklets are, like, so last eon. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1840 This T*!*? Devil won't let go! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1841 I was thinking 'Jaws of Life' but that hasn't been invented yet. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1842 You paint, now. Cave art or not happen. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1843 I got it at one of those prehistoric reptile mills. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1844 He's on a diet 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1845 Yeah. I took the milk. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1846 I woke up this morning with this weird thing on my ankle, I'm seeing the doctor this afternoon. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1847 I’m kind of a little guy, but no one believes me. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1848 Think of it as dental floss being stuck in your teeth. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1849 I didn't know I had to walk my house arrest anklet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1850 Dam camouflage, he suck up on me. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1851 Another cave caption who'd have thunk it ? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1852 That’s absurd; you’re pulling my leg! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1853 We are progressive. But, dating dinosaurs is still frowned upon by other patrons... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1854 It's my prototype for the wooley mammoth trap 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1855 He mistook me for an early hominin... 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1856 Me going to invent 'Yes Men' 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1857 If you let me keep him, I promise to keep him. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1858 You have to try cave physical therapy. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1859 Fancy a bite? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1860 I was looking for Margaret! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1861 Opps ... I told him to shut up!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1862 I have to stay here, he has Extinction Anxiety. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1863 The pet shop told me she was an herbivore, but she has proven otherwise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1864 He is not yet cave trained 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1865 I've been bit by the acting bug. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1866 She got mad when I called her Asteroid. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1867 Surly he's covered in your cave owners policy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1868 I mean, I used the funds I embezzled to buy this cave, and all I ended up getting was cave arrest, so it's a win win as far as I'm concerned 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1869 I warned him, 'Let go or be dragged!' 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1870 The shelter got hit by one of those flaming boulders last week, he’s got nowhere to stay 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1871 They really do take humanlike shits. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1872 You had the Supreme with extra fins and no anchovies. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1873 Fido has separation anxiety too, but she just pees on the fire and scratches the walls of our cave. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1874 His Jurassic bark is much worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1875 He got my Achille's heel. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1876 I know that buying a watch Dino was a good investment. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1877 My cave mate does not me to leave. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1878 I know, man, but I got it on sale for a buck ninety-nine. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1879 I was going to Hawaii but... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1880 Yes, but his online videos are adorable. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1881 I set it out to catch game. I came home one night, and of course, I forgot where I put it. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1882 Quit working on the wheel and invent some antibiotics, dammit! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1883 Don't worry.--He doesn't come with the property. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1884 No Madge, I wasn’t speaking metaphorically. Steve is my actual ball and change. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1885 It was free with my online subscription. Still trying to get used to sleeping with it on and getting all my steps in. Let's go. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1886 He thinks I told him to sell all of his stocks 3 years ago. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1887 My pet aardvark is pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1888 Sure, but we'll have to get a sitter for this little ankle biter. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1889 It's the annoying ankle monitor I have to wear while I'm on cave arrest. What a drag, am I right? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1890 It’s a dinosaur thing . . . ‘Jaws of Life’ in reverse. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1891 I'm a little bogged down right now. You guys go on without me. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1892 Maybe it's for the best that we were never able to have anklebiters of our own. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1893 Maybe we should try domesticating a cat? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1894 I don’t know, Zina. I mean, I can see why you’re saying it looks like the zog has become attached to me, but my perspective remains as unclear as yours. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
1895 It's just one of the terms of my probation. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1896 Og invent ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1897 It's a protoype for a new slipper 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1898 Hey doc, my leg hurts. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1899 Caveman rhyming slang: dumb albino—dino. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1900 "He's overly protective, but housebroken". 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1901 ...and I can't eat rotten fruit while I'm on a boulder. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1902 How do you say 'ouch' in these pre-linguistic times? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1903 Bonkie bit Garp. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1904 Not sure about this whole "civilization" thing...First the wheel, now laws....I gotta wear this thing for 6 months for crashing my cart on New Year's Eve. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1905 He holding on for dear life. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1906 I can only take one of you, I have enough trouble already. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1907 "Eau de Prime Rib"...it's French. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1908 Keeping your pet in tow, before they invented the leash. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1909 It's a ransom for BITcoin. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1910 Down,boy! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1911 I don’t know guys, I just have this gnawing feeling! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1912 I sold the movie rights to Steven Spielberg! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1913 Honest! All I said was ‘Let’s shake a leg’—I TOLD you not to get me a pre-owned Dino-vice! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1914 IT'S JUST HIS WAY OF SHOWING ME AFFECTION!! 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1915 I told him he was underage, but he wouldn’t take no for an answer. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1916 Did you bring the bacon? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1917 It's sad. He has only me to teethe on. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1918 jerry for fuck s sake i told you we're not keeping that animal in the fucking house 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1919 Kitty hungry! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1920 It's the prehistoric mantrap. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1921 he's already getting help. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1922 Cave canem. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1923 "Couldn't you just chew his head off? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1924 Yes, Enlightened Core Power, starts at 530 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1925 They call it cave incarceration. He is chomped on my ankle for the next thirty days so I can't leave this cave. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1926 It's what he thinks about our shirt contract. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1927 I had to bring him home he wouldn’t leave me alone. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1928 Fake news! 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1929 It's my new ankle monitor 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1930 He’s got me by the short hairs! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1931 Yes Virginia... it is an angel, but it doesn't have wings. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1932 My new anklet charm goes everywhere with me! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1933 Could you pick up some Prozac for his separation anxiety? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1934 He finds my artwork unflattering. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1935 Great to see you. I’ve been stuck in the cave all day and I’m bored 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1936 He's really friendly. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1937 We're taking her car, and, yes, I will be home before 10. You didn't ask these questions when I was dating Cindy. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1938 My advice? Start a fad using a dead animal. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
1939 Wikipedia said he would be vegan!" "When I fell asleep he was swatting flies. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
1940 Well everyone must bite the Panoplosaurus Brevis, or be bitten instead. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1941 An experiment in elementary courtesy gone bad. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1942 He wants seconds and thirds! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1943 It’s all the rage. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1944 Eat the intruders! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1945 He hates this weather. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1946 House arrest. Mueller. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1947 So--Your theory about the existence of the dinosaur may actually have some bite! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1948 I'm hoping we have something better to offer for dinner than me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1949 Don't worry--Jessica's bite is worse than her bark! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1950 I got it for a dry skin commercial. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1951 it's court ordered 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1952 he wants me to date you 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1953 I'd remove it, but I hate the sight of blood. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1954 He likes me, I must taste like chicken. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1955 He's mad because I put him on a diet. No more wooly mammoths for him! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1956 Yes, I know you believe that in a matter of another few decades he and his kind will be wiped-out forever, but right now Jundji, your Mensa club's predictions are not helping me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1957 They told me that a stegosaurus would the perfect pet because they're herbivores! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1958 I wish someone would invent pants! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1959 Was wondering if either of you have a crowbar I could use? This stray wondered in and attached himself to my lower leg. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1960 Don't worry, he only bites a little. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1961 Of all things, he's displeased with our discovery of the wheel. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1962 Sorry I don't fit your stereotype. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1963 Yes, the flat comes furnished … and I’ll throw in a portable inflator. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1964 no. Wrong Cave! I am not the wise old man sitting on a red ball 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
1965 We've ended the war on beautiful, green coal. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1966 To get ahead, you need the rub of the green. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
1967 I’ll show you how to become a high roller. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
1968 Sure, it's better than jail. I just wish the ankylosaurus bracelet wasn't so obvious. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1969 She was a shelter rescue from down south, and she still has a few attachment issues. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1970 Shanice got some kind of little thing around her finger when she got engaged. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1971 Love is not a many splendored thing. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
1972 My wife says it'll make for a great cave painting one day. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1973 I asked for a new boot for Xmas 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1974 Scratch between the fourth and fifth fin, should do it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1975 Okay, almost domesticated. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1976 I told him we were still vegans, but he didn't believe me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1977 Please let me keep it...he's just (argh) playing... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1978 It’s the new leg-bait animal trap. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1979 No problem, they’re extinct. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
1980 You could try too, he's fond of legs. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
1981 Ooh bark og oo-oo agh bite. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1982 I taste like a chicken finger. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1983 It's not a recognized breed, but it's still an ankle-biter! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
1984 # cartoon with suitcases Caption "Keep Calm and Carry On!" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1985 Does this dress make my hips look big? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1986 good news, dinosaurs not dead 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1987 I think i just discovered the leg-oh-sore 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1988 We’ve become so attached since he followed me home the other day. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1989 but please, we are already attached! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1990 No, I'm not in danger. It's an extreme form of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1991 We like him, ever since he are the neighbor’s pitbull. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1992 Just one small step for man is--is-- 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1993 A T. rex ate our mailman, so.... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1994 Of course we are just standing here- cameras haven’t been invented yet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1995 Allow arf, arf rather than your friendly frog croak. It would make a more threatening sounding watch-amphibian. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1996 "He says, 'encroachment is in the mind of the beholden'... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1997 Say what ya' want, I never see you bring anything for Thanksgiving 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1998 I’m not sure these ankle bracelets will catch on. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
1999 It's SO good to get away from them. They've been following me everywhere! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2000 This guy is the best seller these days. I know, security used to be easier. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2001 I don’t know about you guys, but I plan to get legless. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2002 House arrest for dealing wheel. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2003 The truth you seek is in your core. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2004 They told me not to worry; a new one would just grow. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2005 The doctor says that unfortunately it's terminal. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2006 I just wanted to prove it was locally sourced. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2007 He's called a cave arrest bracelet. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2008 Some beach Somewhere 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2009 The judicial system was just invented yesterday, and I've already got an ankle brace. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2010 There once was a hermit named Saul. Who joked about his extra large ball. But in this day and age, even for a sage. That wouldn't be appropriate at all. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2011 Finders-Keepers !! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2012 They can be a bit aggressive, but I refuse to go back to pasteurized milk. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2013 Thanks for the heads-up, guys. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2014 No, he usually doesn't bite. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2015 Don't worry. He's hypoallergenic. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2016 Thanks, but I've a gnawing feeling I'll be a home-body. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2017 My town hall is next week. This is my fundraiser. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2018 Yeah, it's community service and house arrest until I test negative for carbs. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2019 And this is my little ankle biter. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2020 What do you mean, Shake a leg? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2021 'She says she'll convert' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2022 He never breaks the skin. In the future his bloodline will be known by the symbols A C D 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2023 Whatcha staring at? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2024 What do you think of my new ankle bracelet? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2025 Aside from the biting, they make good pets. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2026 My last roommate chased it around like it was toy ball. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2027 However, I do know the secret to everlasting peas. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2028 The judge told me I could live in the Big House if I didn’t like wearing him while I’m under house arrest. I just wish he didn’t clash with my décor. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2029 My wife won't be joining us. She's indisposed. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2030 He won best in show, but he's so young he hasn't yet learned Sit! Attack! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2031 Hunting and gathering in one simple step. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2032 I got the idea from the gas station bathroom key. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2033 It was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2034 He's figured out how to spell T-Rex. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2035 I call him Albatross 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2036 It's very att-AH-ched to me! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2037 I hear these things taste like a t-tex, but more tender. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2038 You should have seen him before I domesticated him. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2039 Fellow Thespians..This is how " Break -A- Leg " evolved. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2040 What's the matter? Legosarous got your leg? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2041 Good lawyer talk judge down to 6 moon cave arrest for insider gathering. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2042 Someday, this'll be the invention of Naugahyde. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2043 It's an anklebiterasaurus. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2044 I thought Brother Joshua said all living things died in the apocalypse. Maybe we actually can walk out of this cave? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2045 I'm hoping for a quick case of foot and mouth disease. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2046 Yes but when it comes house arrest this one I can get off. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2047 He doesnt like it when I leave the cave without him. He doesn’t like it when I try to leave the cave without him. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2048 I think he found his supper! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2049 He told me to feed it while he was out hunter-gathering. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2050 her lawyer got a restraining order. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2051 He apparently has a foot fetish. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2052 Ow that hurts 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2053 He's a cave pet. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2054 He's checking if the shoes are geuine Tyrannosaurs or a knockoff 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2055 Hey, can I bum a cigarette? 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2056 gooble-de-gook gooble-de-gook ~ he's got teething 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2057 He needs a home. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2058 Have either of you heard about this new thing called a leash? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2059 Last of the dinosaurs. Ain’t he cute. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2060 We've become very attracted. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2061 I think you should leave now. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2062 He answers to Donald Trump. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2063 Don't pet him. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2064 It lacks a human element. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2065 He was supposed to be sitting for his portrait. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2066 The judge just ordered me under house arrest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2067 She doesn't have teeth. She's licking the salt off my gams. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2068 A wild, carnivorous beast on the loose -- those are just alLEGations 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2069 I've been pondering the expression"I'm rolling in green"(for the January 1 cartoon) 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2070 '' He's after mY iguanodon spare rib recipe." 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2071 Judge made it a condition of my bail. Fortunately, skinny jeans are no longer in fashion or I don't know what I'd do. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2072 He isn't worth a shit as a guard dog, but he can fetch the fuck out of slippers. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2073 It’s an innovative new form of rehabilitative justice called “house arrest”. Just think how persuasive it will be in deterring corruption in the centuries to come. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2074 I thought we were auditioning for the 'Allegory of the Cave'? 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2075 What are you talking about? Anklets are totally back in style. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2076 Og gave me 90 days on the tether. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2077 Ever heard of a Denver Boot? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2078 For New Years, I'm not going to "kick it" big like in previous years. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2079 let's try another pet. My husband would like a dog but I do not know and it's a good idea. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2080 I know I'm always hesitant to new fashion trends, but I don't think a Stegosaurus will make for comfortable footwear. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2081 She's waiting for a better apology for groping her in the 80s. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2082 How do you like my new leg weight? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2083 Once you discover your core, you must work on it everyday. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2084 This situation reminds me of the internet story about Abraham Lincoln and the barking dog. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2085 With altitude the wind gets so strong you can blow up balloons like that? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2086 They didn't have these when I was young. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2087 It's a big green ball, and I'm sorry, but you were only allowed one question. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2088 Wanna see my abs? 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2089 I’m skipping the middle man. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2090 Yes, I'm a yogi and it is BPA free. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2091 The secret to happiness is solitude, meditation, and ergonomic seating. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2092 I'll have to admit having this large lizard clamped on my ankle is a nuisance, but at least people no longer notice my large nose!! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2093 Can I keep him, PLEASE !!!!! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2094 Grogg think first take skin off horrible biting log, THEN make shoes from skin, not other was around. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2095 And you wonder why I can't break through the glass ceiling. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2096 If I step one foot outside the cave, I lose the other one. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2097 At least it's a herbivore. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2098 She doesn't like being separated from me 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2099 Meet my wife Linda... The original ball & chain... 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2100 Today I learned that the earth really is just 6000 years old. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2101 I don’t mind staying in the cave, it’s the ankle bracelet that bothers me about house arrest 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2102 If 'twas a Leprechaun you'd be looking for he vanished, he did! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2103 Feeding him is easy, but the vet bills will kill you. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2104 Got too stoned last night, and they put me on house arrest. Sweet anklet, though, right? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2105 It's a home confinement dinosaur. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2106 It's my cave-arrest ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2107 When you say something dumb and your subconscious realizes it. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2108 Now wait, it might be politically correct to remove my leg so he isn't traumatized, but come on!!!! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
2109 Obedience training starts next week. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2110 They told me her place was mantrap but I wasn't prepared for this. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
2111 Lovely visit, thanks - I promise I'll be by when I'm out of house arrest. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2112 It was this or a week of hard labor in the rock pit... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2113 The village elders sentenced me to cave confinement for double dipping at the holiday gathering. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2114 This really hurts but I think I just invented the wheel clamp. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2115 It seemed like it was worth a try after the dog domestication thing turned out so well. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2116 My husband doesn't like my thick ankles, so I decided to get plastic surgery. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2117 It's my anti- kidnap plan! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2118 He cost an arm and a leg but the cave feels so much safer now 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2119 The vet calls it "separation angst." 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2120 Oh no no no...! This isn’t my breach. I told her I was attached to animals, WHAT??? Sorry. Not MY breach of promise! I told her about my attachment to animals. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2121 Honey, you forgot to wear your dinosaur repellent again. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2122 The alternative was jail ... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2123 There’s something on your leg. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2124 It's called "home detention". 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2125 I have been having a bad day! First I misplaced my glasses and I have been having this mysterious pain in my ankle. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2126 Clouseau, you said your stegosaurus didn't bite. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2127 It beats Weight Watchers. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2128 And, my husband said he was friendly and housebroken. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2129 In three weeks I get a boot 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2130 They warned me he was a stage 4 clinger 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2131 I swore I said 'STEGosaurus' when ordering it... 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2132 I wouldn't let him pose for the new mural. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2133 Dino is a leg up on my last pet 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2134 Its a misdemeanor offense so I'm on herbivore house parole. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2135 I was out of milk-bones 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2136 He's not cave-trained . 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2137 I can't go out tonight. I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2138 I swear he doesn't normally do this. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2139 It has a snug fit. I suggest we make loafers out of it. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2140 I'm starting a fad. Two weeks and everybody will want one. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2141 Don't worry, he only eats Vegans. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2142 I assure you, sir. We do not have bedbugs. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2143 Don't worry, he's friendly. He's just a little needy. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2144 The prosecutor offered us 4-6 months or cave confinement with ankle bracelet. I think I need a new lawyer. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2145 It would be superfluous to say he is very attached to me 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2146 Santorum warned us ! I should have listened 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2147 The ankle monitor chafes a bit, but all in all being placed under cave arrest is much better than jail. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2148 Its all right, it lost its teeth mistaking small round boulders for dinosaur eggs. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2149 It's an anklosore. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2150 I'll catch up once they deliver the mastodon jerky. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2151 There's something on my leg-osaurus 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2152 We're still trying to decide if this species can be domesticated. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2153 The Police ran out of ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2154 The fire was awesome. But I would push back this "wheel" thing, and move up a muzzle… Definitely, a muzzle. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2155 Thanks, but I think I need to stay home and start dealing with his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2156 I can't wait till we evolve depth perception. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2157 Albatross? What albatross? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2158 Doctor Urg says we've made real progress with his Disinhibited Social Engagement Disorder. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2159 He says that he likes me or maybe that he licks me 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2160 Synchronized naked dancing! Now! It's bound to distract him. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2161 He doesn't bite. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2162 My resolution? Shed some weight. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2163 Hmm. I'm not sure. Should we get another pair of eyes? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2164 All I did was give him the command, "Sit Trump, sit." 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2165 We feel it would be best if you would find a place of your own 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2166 Some sort of growth. Doc says I have to have an operation to remove it. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2167 Sometimes you eat the euoplocephalus and sometimes the euoplocephalus, well, he eats you. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2168 I have to wear it everywhere until I go to trial. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2169 I wish I had my club with me but I don't have a concealed carry permit. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2170 He's a fear-biter. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2171 Thor Thunderbach - The Father of Domestication 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2172 Perhaps domestication is not for another ion or more 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2173 We really got attached to each other! Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2174 No, I have not read Moby Dick, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2175 It's my wife's mother, she's just staying for the weekend 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2176 He goes with me wherever I go. He's attached to me. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2177 It's the newest thing - a dyno-doggie door. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2178 Well, just look on the bright side! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2179 He's here all right, but I had to drag him. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2180 I've been trying to send it back. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2181 I can't stand this ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2182 It’s not a breed problem! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2183 I thought leg hold traps were illegal. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2184 Can I keep him, Ma and Pa? Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2185 He says he wants to be my pet 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2186 I have no idea what it is but Ralph brought it home from the dinosaur pound yesterday and he has been on my leg ever since! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2187 It's his punishment for eating my ankle monitor 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2188 It's starting to teethe. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2189 Well it is cuffing season... 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2190 You are right; I really do need to call the homo sapien rescue! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2191 I'm under house arrest until the arraignment. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2192 boo 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2193 If I had furniture, this wouldn't happen. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2194 It’s called a “pet.” Her name is Fluffy Truffy Fuzzball. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2195 House arrest. Leaving the cave risks instant pterodactyl attack. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2196 They want this to be much funnier than the last caveman cartoon. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2197 He also does the grass. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2198 I would love to go, but travel is such a drag. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2199 Unfortunately this is his forever home. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2200 He wants to be fed. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2201 There's no such thing as a free mattress. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2202 He thinks I’m his key to the Neolithic Age. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2203 I’ve tried to return him but the pound says he’s extinct. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2204 You didn't say what kind of meat. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2205 Millie's cat is warming up to me... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2206 He is afraid of becoming prehistoric! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2207 Actually, its "Haaar-RHEEEEEE-Yuh-Yuh-Yuh" is far worse than its bite. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2208 It's more touchy feely than a leash. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2209 I'm still on parole. Last week's saber tooth tiger was much worse. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2210 I think I prefer a dog or a cat. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2211 I’m getting an idea for footwear. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2212 We thought he'd be easier to train. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2213 We've conditioned him to re-direct his impulses. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2214 How green was my valley? This is all that's left, son. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
2215 This dino ankle security bracelet allows me to move about okay and it is way better than being locked up in a cave. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2216 Although possessive, legosores can become great pets. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2217 Don't worry about Dino, his growl is worse than his bite 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2218 His name is Harry. He's got attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2219 fuckfuckshitfuckgoddammitfuckgoddammitmotherfuckershitshitfuckpissshitassdickfartfuckfuckshit. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2220 She's really very gentle. She only bites when she meets new people. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2221 It's a game of chicken. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2222 You wouldn’t call it a pearl of wisdom if you were two birds in the bush. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2223 I mean, sure, house arrest stinks, but the outside world is worse. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2224 It's a birthday gift from my husband called a Denver boot 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2225 Split levels. Great garage space. But really tough enforcement of mortgage payments. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2226 It’s a food desert in this neighborhood and Rocco only eats raw-organic. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2227 His brother is the nasty one. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2228 Yes, but my unsupervised cave leave is worth the inconvenience 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2229 He's better behaved than it looks like. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2230 We warned you a lockodillo costs an arm and a leg 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2231 At least he isn't writing on the walls. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2232 I promise to walk him, and train him and feed him everyday! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2233 Ouch, my shin. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2234 His owner will be back on Wednesday. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2235 He claims copyrights on my Lacoste dress. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2236 It's a security device. I call it a 'boot.' 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2237 No, not exactly a rescue... 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2238 It's my wife's and my first child - I read that they call this 'teething'. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2239 I'm sorry that I can't give you a leg up. 1.0000 0.05407 19 19 0 0
2240 I didn’t imagine my cave arrest monitor would be so bitey. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2241 He's actually an herbivore, so I worry what paleontologists will think if he doesn't let go. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2242 He said he's tired of me putting my foot in my mouth. 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2243 I have named him Al, Al Franken 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2244 The hunt did not go well and he no longer sees me as alpha. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2245 Judge Gronk's orders: house arrest and monitoring anklet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2246 It's really more of a mutual relationship than it looks! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2247 There goes 33% of humanity 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2248 It's the only way he'll go out to go potty. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2249 First one to blink dies. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2250 He's still too primitive for training. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2251 She loved her bath, so I thought I'd try to milk her. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2252 I'm more hurt that he won't condemn the Alt-bite. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2253 How do you like the New Tyranno Rex Leg Trap, stops them dead in their tracks 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2254 Full domestication is still a millennia or two away. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2255 My advice? Buy a good exercise ball. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2256 Look, she sees right through the crocodile tears. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2257 What can I say? He's a cavebody. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2258 I told you I was under house arrest! 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2259 This is what you get for having pets. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2260 Have you seen my other sockasaurus anywhere? 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2261 I don't think we should count on a speedy extinction. 1.0000 0.03922 26 26 0 0
2262 For a docent, her knowledge goes really far back. Don't you think she deserves a tip? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2263 Aiming for "man's best friend" but it turns out breeding is a lot trickier than I thought. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2264 I told him my brother would make a much more tasty meal. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2265 I get two-day delivery on everything! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2266 I was thinking of calling him Cujosaurus. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2267 He's outgrown my carry-on. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2268 We are emotionally and physically attached. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2269 He's giving me a leg's up. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2270 Mom, Dad... I want you to meet my new girlfriend. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2271 I’m telling you; bait prices have gone thru the roof 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2272 He ate the dog so of course we have to keep him. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2273 I think I forgot to feed it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2274 He only bits me, not strangers! 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
2275 Do you either of you have pet store alligator treat you could lend me ... right now? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2276 Ugg Ugg OW! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2277 Blue passports man. We've got blue passports. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2278 The landscaper is a bit aggressive. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2279 Looks like Muckle wants her din-din. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2280 It took some time for the concept of pets to sink in. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2281 he is just a puppy 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2282 Louise, I'm not leaving the prehistoric theme escape room with only one leg, I don't care how long we have to stay! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2283 I call her “New Yorker Humor” because she’s got no taste. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2284 Everyone warned me that Walter was codependent but this is a bit much 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2285 I don't know what it is. He liked your last boyfriend just fine. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2286 As soon as I pay the 12 stone penalty, I’ll get my wagon back 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2287 Just don't turn your back on my pet anklesauris 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2288 So why would I want to steal anything from your cave? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2289 I'm not certain but I think it's a Legissoreas Heck. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2290 We're in the process of cave-training her. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2291 You think this is a problem - the pterodactyl just learned to fly and is trying to poke my eye out! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2292 He hates being left behind; it shouldn't be more than a flesh wound. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2293 The sitter canceled so I brought the ankle biter. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2294 I would have swiped left. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2295 He doesn't want to 'Go Home.' 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2296 In the future this will be called and ankle monitor 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2297 Actually, when I asked, "if your ankleasorus bites?", ...I assumed that this was your ankleasorus. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2298 He says it's yummy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2299 She gets jealous on poker night. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2300 You may have discovered fire but I discovered separation anxiety! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2301 I know I've bailed on dinner before, but this time I'm really caught up in something. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2302 We've signed him up for obedience school, but the class doesn't start until next Monday. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2303 I shouldn't have gotten a rescue, the separation anxiety is killer. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2304 I look like a treat. Man is it hard to house break this guy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2305 We're going to hold up here for the Ice Age, you're welcome to join. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2306 Science is right, we can't co-exist 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2307 he says he wants to show me his secret blend of herbs and spices. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2308 Plato said it was just a shadow, and I believed him. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2309 He's part of Betsy Devos' new loan repayment incentive program. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2310 I don't care if it takes me a million years, I'm going to domesticate something around here! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2311 He's a LabraSaurus Retriever 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2312 Stegosaurus Whisperer counsels owner to establish new alpha male of the house. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2313 I'd love to go with you guys, but I can't leave the cave 'til after the trial. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2314 Og says he’s just teething, but you know what a joker Og is... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2315 Down by the swamp, these ankle bracelets are a dime a dozen. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2316 Can we keep him? Please? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2317 Separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2318 Roomba 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2319 Petfinder said he was herbivore. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2320 He stopped chewing the curtains. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2321 The rescue agency said he'll outgrow it. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2322 Fluffy needs some anger management but I'm sure she'll grow out of it with your love and affection. She's free ! ! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2323 I think we can now all agree that the ankle-lizards are NOT fake news. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2324 WE ARE TRYING TO BOND 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2325 He's over his eyeball phase and onto legs now. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2326 Welcome to my cave. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2327 I would whack it, kill it and eat it, but it’s the last one. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
2328 He's a rescue, but if anything he rescued me - except for my leg, which will need to be rescued. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2329 So you see, this is how the "bear trap" works. Now someone get this thing off my feet 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2330 Since I'm under cave arrest I need to wear the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2331 It's not what it looks like. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2332 "They paroled me but I had to be dino-chipped." Jan Griffin, Long Beach, CA 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2333 It's painful, but they're vegans. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2334 Do I have this evolution thing correct? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2335 One minute I was petting him by the fire, and......... 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2336 My leg hold trap backfired. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2337 No problem...He's current on his Rabies shots! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2338 Think of it as a starter home that prepares you for having children. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2339 Like my new piercing? 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2340 It hurts to grow apart. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2341 He's not serious; he's always pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2342 He's still a little confused about the fetching command. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
2343 He ran out of floss 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2344 I forgot the chicken password 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2345 I'm teaching him rough-and-tumble play. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2346 They put me on house arrest. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2347 He's easy to take care of but he suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2348 It's the latest craze - a dyno-doggie door. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2349 He's a "leg up" up on me, but we co-exist 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2350 Only way I can keep him from running away from home. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2351 Yeah, he's sort of cute; but I can't wait for Stuffies to be invented. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
2352 I didn't realize I wasn't allowed to park here. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2353 Have you heard of the concept of the pet? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2354 Do you have gatorade? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2355 We are still negotiating this domesticity thing. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2356 I took him in, and he's been attached to me ever since. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2357 Sorry, I'm under house arrest at the moment. This ankle bracelet really chafes. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2358 He 's absolutely unaware it's a prosthesis. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2359 It was a requirement of house arrest 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2360 Well, Christmas is over and I may need to rehome this little guy. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2361 Just my luck. A monitor lizard for an ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2362 And security is included. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2363 It's okay, really - I'm sure she's just being friendly. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2364 The good news is he's a certified pure bred Stegasaurus. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2365 He has a bit of separation anxiety whenever I get ready to leave. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2366 And if you act now, I'll throw in an aphorism for four easy payments of $19.99, plus shipping and handling. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2367 True. But we have a generous benefits package and can deduct state and local taxes 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2368 Your mom was right--success in life starts with good posture. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2369 I can’t afford to move, I’m living on my nest egg. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2370 My man cave still needs a few adjustments. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2371 This house arrest really bites! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2372 There is no need for concern because I am as meticulous with my pet’s dental hygiene as I am with my own. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2373 I've decided to include him in my drawings. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2374 Don’t worry he just has speration anxiety 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2375 Not to worry. He'll be prehistoric in million or so years. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2376 I've been thinking about switching to a standing desk. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2377 I was only standing for a minute waiting for my wife and the damned Department of Transportation snapped this boot on me. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2378 The vet said he has attachment anxiety. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2379 It's a "human trap". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2380 It's kind of a symbiotic relationship. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2381 It's my ankle lock I'm under house arrest 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2382 They have me on house arrest until the trial. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2383 She's a bit clingy but I noticed we get less mice in the cave! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2384 You guys go. I don't want to be a drag. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2385 Not to worry, just a temporary tapir lock . 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2386 My lawyer told me house arrest was a good deal. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2387 I’m confined to 30 feet of freedom and then he bites! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2388 My resolution this year is to lose weight. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2389 I'll just wait until he becomes extinct. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2390 Take me to the intensive cave unit! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2391 Shhhh.... The dog does not like surprises 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2392 My wife wants me to stay home tonight. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2393 As long as he doesn't make me come to all his stupid petroglyph exhibits, he's still a better roommate than Fred. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2394 Can’t wait invent they invent the balk and chain 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2395 I'm trying to ween him off the local dinosaurs. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2396 Me and my wife were playing with ways to spice up our love life. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2397 Ever hear of separation anxiety? Bella decided this was the best way to deal with hers. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2398 Only one more week of house arrest and I'm a free man. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2399 At least with Steggie, there are no attachment issues. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2400 I feel like a leg end in my own time. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2401 He ate the pitbull, my husband and the cleaning lady. He left the conoli's. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2402 They wanted to put some teeth into my ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2403 I'm on parole. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2404 He lost his rubber chicken. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2405 I’m on this thing called house arrest... 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2406 The parole officer said I can't leave my cave without it. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2407 Guess who's coming for dinner? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2408 Ouch. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2409 I just got an idea for a critter removal service. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2410 I can't go out tonight. I got a dinosaur on my leg. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2411 If you don't let him know you're the alpha male, he'll eat you for lunch. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2412 Attachment parenting 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2413 He is not entirely clear on the meaning of "Heel". 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2414 It’s really just a sign of affection. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2415 I've invented a "Cave Security System," but it still needs some adjustments. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2416 He followed me home. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2417 I feel a draft 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2418 This is what I meant by I couldn't go hunting. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2419 I really put my foot in his mouth when I decided to take him home. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2420 I stood in a NON RESTING zone. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2421 The jail ran out of ankle monitors. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2422 He's afraid I'll leave him. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2423 So, who’s hungry? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2424 The judge put me on house arrest 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2425 I'll be glad when boots are invented. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2426 This domestication thing is really starting to catch on. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2427 She’s mad because her root vegetables were under-cooked. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2428 I think I’ve invented an animal trap. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2429 This is the new house arrest bracelet 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2430 Krog wear ankle monitor lizard until trial. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2431 It's leg day 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2432 Dude, I can't believe they booted me just for jaywalking! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2433 I am optimistic things will improve with commercialization of ankle bracelets 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2434 It’s the beginning of a charm bracelet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2435 You know, house arrest . . . 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2436 He's not quite cave-broken. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2437 This proves it! 60 seconds is enough time to move the rock in front of the door before security system activates! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2438 He just started teething. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2439 No worries. He’s just got a craving for leg of human. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2440 I have to wear an ankle monitor. Someone gave me a tip on Stone Ax futures. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2441 When I told the shelter I wanted a rescue, this is not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2442 He came with the cave. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2443 It's not an exercise ball, it's piles. You try sitting on cold rock for years on end! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2444 It is impossible to get down from here. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2445 You’re obviously not on the ball! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2446 I know, I know, I should put him on one of those long whatchamacallits. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2447 I’d love to go out with you guys but as you can see, Rover, suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2448 My lawyer got me off with cave arrest with an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2449 The pet store people told me he has been trained to clue me when he needs to go for a walk. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2450 I ran out of Dino treats. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
2451 He said it's an ankle bracelet. He said his other wives got used to it. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2452 I'm developing a new concept I call the Paleo Diet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2453 I said I think I see a meteor. He didn't like that. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2454 It's my last week of house arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2455 Mail? What the hell is "mail"? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2456 I think we need to invent even better ankle jewelry. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
2457 He’s almost domesticated. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2458 He used to just HUMP! 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2459 He's really very friendly once he gets to know you. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2460 Another one on my left foot will give me alligator shoes. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2461 Couldn't find a collar that would fit. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2462 its only a 30 day house arrest 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2463 His bark is worse than his... nope, I am quite wrong. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2464 I know what this looks like, and I want to be clear about one thing: I wasn't trying to get it to suck my dick. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2465 One more day with my home confinement bracelet until I am off restriction. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2466 Separate compartments on long flights has made all the difference 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2467 He thinks I am the Alpha Male. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2468 The judge says that if the jury acquits me, I can take this off. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2469 I tried to tell her that I had already paid off all those parking tickets. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2470 It won't let go of the past. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2471 You see it stops someone from going out and committing more crimes. I'm looking for investors. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2472 Moments in Evolutionary History: The Extinction of the two-legged Chicken. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2473 I think I found your lost Tyrannosaurus Fillmore! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2474 I hear they're working on an electronic version that's not so cumbersome. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2475 I dont think I can make it to the Troglodyte Dance, my parents are still mad I cant start a fire. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2476 He’s so attached to me, can we keep him? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2477 I can't go on the hunt with you today, I have a prior commitment. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2478 I didn't even know I was under investigation. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2479 His is separation anxiety is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2480 From a discount rug store, why? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2481 Because I criticized Trump I have to wear this monitoring device; and feed it. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2482 Donald is giving him to Mr Wolff. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2483 House arrest isn't so bad. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2484 Sorry, man. You should have locked the cave. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2485 He's needy when extinction is near 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2486 Gernlurf, vacation's over. Time to me in school, right, Mom and Dad? I'll be home in summer. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2487 Hey, could you call security company, I think i'm going to be late again. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2488 He's become attached since 23andme showed our close ancestral past. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2489 Don’t mind him. The love-biting thing is just a passing phase for our little herbivore. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2490 I wouldn't mind so much if I had the right outfit to wear with it. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2491 Ever since he wondered in here we've been attached 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2492 Don't just stand there, go get your clubs!! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2493 I have no choice but to report this to the caveowners association. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2494 Yeah, my mother says it's a parasite, but we're in love. We're getting married next week in Vegas. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2495 It couldn't let go of me, so I decided to bring it back. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2496 It's my ankle bracelet for house arrest 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2497 His separation anxiety is getting out of hand! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2498 It's such a primitive way to track my movements. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2499 Oh, Sorry.......Don't worry.....he gets hungry when he meets new people. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2500 How did you guess he flunked obedience training? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2501 They swore he'd stop teething soon! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2502 Don't mind him, he's just my paligator 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2503 How do you like my new ankle accessory? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2504 I'm going to need help with dinner. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2505 He gets anxious with new dwellers. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2506 Can you change his litter box? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2507 This "freak" wonts my leg . Any one have a quick ideal that will "work." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2508 I get a better sleep with an ankle monitor 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2509 I thought you said your dog didn't bite. . . . 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2510 It came from the drained swamp and Obamacare won't cover the surgical removal. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2511 The leash hasn't been invented yet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2512 Our relationship needs to evolve, he is the primordial equivalent of a dog 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2513 I told her you’d bring meat. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2514 I thought we agreed to meet in Plato's alligator. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2515 I can't come along. I am under house arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2516 He's jealous of the pterodactyl. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2517 I’m seeing an orthopedic surgeon this afternoon. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2518 He doesn't want to go to dino training. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2519 Guess what? We're food. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2520 I told you I am not an experienced child sitter. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2521 I'm under house arrest for another week. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2522 It's an ankle monitor. I'm a T-rex offender. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2523 It's Housewifery Rex, and he will never go extinct. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2524 He's yours if you want him -- he attaches easily. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2525 He's costing me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2526 Rover-saurus does not like to be left alone! 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2527 It is a new program, called "cave arrest." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2528 It's an AlexAndAnisaur. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2529 It's all the rage in Pangea. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2530 Ankle therapy, it’s new. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2531 This house arrest is a drag. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2532 Oh no, lol. Of course this is not a ankle monitor. If it were, you'd be the first I'd tell. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2533 He isn't fully housebroken, yet. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2534 I thought you said your dog does not bite. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2535 It is a problem - I can never leave him alone. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2536 We've been having disagreements about the rent. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2537 It started as nagging knee pain, but it seems to be spreading 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2538 It started out as a rash. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2539 'I guess he loves me." 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2540 Train him? His brain’s the size of a walnut. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2541 No, I need a rescue. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2542 What's the price on this Yoga Ball?? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2543 Yes, it hurts. But according to Caesar, I’m supposed to be calm and assertive. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2544 The previous owner doesn’t want to give it up. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2545 Love bite. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2546 I'm on cave arrest till the equinox. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2547 I'd love to go out with you but I'm still under caver arrest. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2548 Love bite. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2549 The doctor said to if it still hurts in a couple weeks I should come back and he’ll get an x-ray. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2550 Finn doesn't like it when friends come over. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2551 Turns out they come small as well, though you'd never know it from the two-eye media. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2552 Try all you'd like to make me stay. I'm leaving you 2 fossils. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2553 In another 80 million years it will make a great pet. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2554 He's learning "No Bite!" 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2555 Why, how did you tear your Achilles? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2556 I think your wife is taking that "ball and chain" remark from last week's dinner party too seriously, Jeff. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2557 I was trying to drag her back by her hair and she bit me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2558 I guess I won't be playing bridge this afternoon unless you let him be our fourth. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2559 Don't worry, his bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2560 I knew this might happen. It's the dreaded legadillo... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2561 He’ll let go at dawn. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2562 He just gets a little nervous during meteor showers. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2563 It looks like your trap failed buddy, better luck next time! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2564 He disappointed Im back before sundown. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2565 He'a dragoning me but won't let go! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2566 I swear a rock killed him. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2567 I think it's a painful case of right limb separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2568 I’m in cave confinement. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2569 I"m not hungry, I already had a bite. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2570 Sorry I cannot come over. My little friend wants me to stay home 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2571 I thought the Chief would shun me, but I just got cave detention. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2572 Wait til you see him roll over! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2573 Because green is my favorite color. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2574 Posture, my son, it's all about proper posture. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2575 Hello, Sisyphus, thou Sissy-Face! So now, just roll this ball back on down, and keep on rolling! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2576 If he could bark it probably wouldn't be worse than his bite. Owww. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2577 at least it's not a monkey on your back 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2578 In the old days, we had to use a hand axe. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2579 Ok, I’m undocumented, but they’ve got to come up with a more lightweight ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2580 I'd better say no for tonight--he's been acting out since I went back to work. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2581 Sorry guys, I’m still on house arrest for another two weeks. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2582 I wish I'd heeded your warning -- she IS a man-eater. She's chewed me up. I just hope she'll spit me out. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2583 A rescue hatchling. Quite rare since that last extinction event. Can you recommend a professional trainer? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2584 He's a bit clingy, but I feel wanted. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2585 He's just a little saur at me right now. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2586 I don't leave home without one. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2587 can you please help me get this leg out of my mouth? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2588 A perfect pet for us—fierce but knows when to stop. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2589 Find a pet somewhere else, I am all he has to hold onto 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2590 This is Harvey who is very attached to me and needs comforting since none of his friends wants to be around him anymore. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2591 He’s always had a leg up on us. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2592 Obama care had it's hold on us for years, now maybe we can move forward out of this cave. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2593 Am I setting a bad precedent by keeping an animal around? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2594 Since it was outside of the usual hunting hours, I can't put in for a Workers Comp claim. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2595 I'm letting him get used to trusting me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2596 And they s 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2597 In our own ways, we both suffer from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2598 ... yada, yada, yada ... 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2599 I was just tickling him. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2600 I must say, this yoga ball are by far the best invention. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2601 Welcome, stranger. Linger and savor our organic retreat. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2602 When fecundity and mortality go wrong, this is what happens. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2603 This is much better. We used to be attached at the hip. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2604 I know the Air BnB listing said ‘No Pets’, but really she’s a sweat heart. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2605 The judge says I have to wear this ankle bracelet until the trial is over because I am a flight risk. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2606 No worries. Hs bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2607 Bootisaurus...this cave has a strict policy. Can you lend me some clams to get this thing off me? 1.0000 0.04446 23 23 0 0
2608 I put it on eBay because we don’t go to the beach that often. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2609 Don't bother setting an extra place. He says he's not hungry. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2610 Since we have not invented shoes yet, he decided a bit of leg chewing was in order. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2611 ...but we agree on what temperature to keep the cave. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2612 Don't you know striped animals? They hurt me. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2613 Made in the USA Shoe Manufacturing is rough out here these days. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2614 Steg, had a bone to pick about guard duty. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2615 We've grown attached. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2616 He may be an ankle-biter, but he's MY ankle-biter. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2617 His kind lived during the Mesozoic era, not the Stone Age. "I must be dreaming", I told him. "Pinch me". 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2618 It’s the latest innovation in hair removal. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2619 He holds me back. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2620 We stay home on vacations. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2621 Wow. Nice ankyloset. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2622 this is just temporary until the steel prison bars are ready. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2623 The house arrest bracelet comes off as soon as I agree to stop questioning authority. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2624 I get it off when I pay my jaywalker's fines. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2625 Sure, you did fire and you did the wheel. I just invented acupuncture. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2626 It's called house arrest. He let's go in a month if I don't drink. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2627 When Sylvia left him I told him should get a dog 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2628 I'd like to kill it, but it's an endangered species. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2629 Separation anxiety. Know any good Dino-trainers? 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2630 He has an attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
2631 Sounds fun guys, but the judge is keeping me on house arrest for another two weeks. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2632 My doctor thinks leeches are just a fad. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2633 This is my new ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2634 Can I keep him? He followed me home and for some reason I dont want to eat him. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2635 I do this when I can't get to Barre class. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2636 It’s an Ankylosaurus monitor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2637 Pretty, pretty, pretty ugly 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2638 You know, there are always some little things to put up with when you move into a new cave. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2639 I'll take care of him, Mom, I promise. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2640 Herdy, what the fu— You wouldn’t understand. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2641 He's very clingy and affectionate. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2642 It's a new weight loss thing. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2643 Sometimes it's just the price you pay for being a committed relationship. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2644 I'm still under cave-arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2645 Honestly, it doesn’t look that bad. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2646 He wasn’t drawn on the walls, so I thought I’d bring him back for a closer look. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2647 Dinner will be a little late. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2648 It's bad enough that his jaws are locked on my ankle, but what if he has tetanus!! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2649 Not fetch,....Fletch. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2650 Apparently, the Judge said I have to wear this ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2651 I just got an idea for a new line of leather hats and the material is free. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2652 I've had possessive pets in the past, but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2653 I’m calling it Footware. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2654 It’s he latest thing in house arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2655 No worry, it's just the way they're taught to floss. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2656 Spikey’s training to be a carnivore. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2657 The doctor is experimenting with smaller aquatic bloodletting creatures as well, but for now he’s only prescribing what he knows will work. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2658 It seems like a technology we might want to copy! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2659 They told me that they just use a specially trained officer to monitor my activities. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2660 I didn’t say he was a perfect pet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2661 At least this breed is dying out. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2662 Only losers try to domesticate wolves. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2663 He's a funny little guy. Always pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2664 It’s supposed to be great for getting rid of cankles. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2665 Shake a leg! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2666 ANYONE CAN SEE THAT MY WOLFF IS BIGGER THAN YOUR WOLF. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2667 I won't be able to join for dinner, unfortunately. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2668 Can't leave the cave because of the ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2669 A well behaved pet is a comfort. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2670 He gets nervous around people he doesn't know. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2671 Welcome, my Legmadillo just loves visitors. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2672 Being under "cave arrest" really BITES, dude! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2673 I’m a chewy. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2674 I'd really love to go but...house arrest, you know? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2675 Thank God I didn’t train him to go for the throat. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2676 No big deal. I have to wear it on my ankle while I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2677 I keep my word balloon empty. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2678 Lotus Shmotus 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2679 It's called an Arealasourus 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2680 Of course it qualifies as an Emotional Support Animal. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
2681 Glad you’re here to photograph the next cover of my magazine, “making the most of small dark spaces”. Hope you don’t mind I’m still under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2682 It's just a stage. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2683 It's taken a while, but I think he's getting attached to me. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2684 Cave man's best friend! Isn't that what you said, Mom and Dad? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2685 Your hike has satisfied the commandment. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2686 ....and then Fred says to me "I did say Dino doesn't bite. That's not Dino!" 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2687 Mom, dad, are flush toilets invented yet? 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2688 It's a cave arrest glonktite. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2689 ...the Demerol will kick in before we board. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2690 See. My security system does work. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2691 We don't really get out much but have plans tonight. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2692 You know, I think he likes me 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2693 Yes, just now I'm in a pickle, but very soon it'll be in a stew. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2694 Think of him as a humane and lively leg trap. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2695 Um. Fred, that isn't what we meant by get a "live trap." 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
2696 I called pest control, but they said the asteroid should take care of this problem. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2697 He's very clingy, and has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2698 Cave living...who knew? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2699 I was probably going to die of rabies anyway. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2700 It's his way of telling me he's hungry. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2701 The pet store just had Hilary or Donald. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2702 My doctor thinks it's gout. All I know is my foot's been dragon. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2703 Sorry, can't go. As you can see I'm encumbered by the housearrestosaurus. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2704 It won't let be get a leg up on civilization. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2705 I don’t know much about art, but I know what I like. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2706 OUCH! My alligator shoes don't hurt THIS much! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2707 The vet said he has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2708 Those calcium pills are really working - I don't feel a thing! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2709 Chew toys haven't been invented yet, so I'm filling in. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2710 I let him in out of the cold and then he became attached to me. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2711 I told him to beg, but he gets the 'b' and the 'l' confused. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2712 No, I think it's the platysaurus that has the poisonous saliva. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2713 I came up with a new phrase: “Bad Dog!” 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2714 The best option is a jaw relaxant. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2715 He can wag his tail too! 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2716 It's not as painful as when that monkey was on my *back* 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2717 Did you bring an air pump? 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2718 Does your caveowner's liability policy cover pet bites? 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2719 I know, but dogs aren't invented yet. 1.0000 0.04880 21 21 0 0
2720 Actually, here, it's a green-ball-shaped parasitic worm AND my best friend. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2721 I was teaching him to stay. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2722 This is what my husband gave me when I asked for dinosaur skin boots 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2723 Thank goodness he loses his baby teeth in a few days, I can't feel my toes.... 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2724 His training is not complete yet. He's supposed to protect the cave from strangers. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2725 I'm under house arrest because the judge thinks I'm a flight risk. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2726 Thank God my lawyer's a real T-Rex. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2727 Can I keep him?! Can I keep him?! Please, pleaee, please! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2728 I know they don't allow pets but he's hard to let go. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2729 All he eats is chicken. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2730 This isn't so bad. When he sleepwalks, that's the problem. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2731 No prison time, but I did get 6 months home confinement and have to wear this ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2732 I’m kinda over the locavore thing. Apparently he isn’t. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2733 Whatever you do, don't look at him. We're working with Caesar Milan. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2734 It's the latest Pandora anklet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2735 He thinks I'm his Momma 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2736 It's my new Ankylosaurus bracelet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2737 I can build a better mouse trap. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2738 Man's first eviction notice. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2739 Monitoring bracelet’s beginnings 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2740 Fluffy wants to go walkies. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2741 Don't keep him as an 'indoor pet'. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2742 I'm calling it a purse for now. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2743 You know I’d love to go, but tribal council has me under house arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2744 It was house arrest for 30 days or work cleanup in the Mastodon quarry for a week. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2745 Some might say he gets very attached. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2746 I’ve been placed on house arrest . . . A mammoth mistake . . . 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2747 To be honest, I thought cave arrest would be a lot easier. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2748 He can’t find his chew toy 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2749 Only six months of home confinement, -which is way better than the public stoning I was facing. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2750 He's in the teething stage. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2751 He isn’t cave broken yet. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2752 I've come up with another word for leg: bait. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2753 The pet store insisted he was a plant eater. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2754 He has separation issues 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2755 I thought we had agreed to ban leg hold traps? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2756 I named him Al, short for Albatross. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2757 I think it's called Foot In Mammoth Disease. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2758 There was a recall on the electronic ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2759 I feel her pain. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2760 I didn't intend to skip the school today. See, Danny didn't want me to go to school. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2761 I've got a meat grinder malfunction. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2762 The Flintstones reboot proved more challenging than anyone had anticipated. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2763 It's my new ankle monitor. Ships directly from North Korea. Got it in 2 days with my Prime membership. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2764 He followed me home. C'n I keep him? Please? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2765 His bite IS worse than his hiss. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2766 Actually, his bite is much worse. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2767 It’s called Exfoliative, want to give it a go? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2768 I hear you're the guy to see for gigantic martinis? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2769 My leg is absolutely killing me today. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2770 It's hard to say who rescued who! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2771 They let me out, but I have to wear a tether. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2772 Born before the invention of pants, Ogg quickly got tired of people asking about his ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2773 I've been taming the beast. I think he's starting to get a grasp of the situation. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2774 Well, this won’t feel good in the morning. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2775 Not to worry. He’ll be extinct in 10,000 years. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2776 And so was born the expression, "It cost me an arm and Cromark's left ankle." 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2777 I hope this evolves into humping my leg. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2778 Me forgot pet poop bag. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2779 Doctor Stone, your always dragging your work home with you. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2780 I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2781 Probably going to have to return him to the Shelter. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2782 I told her I would be right back. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2783 I tried to tell my previous roommate that it's a chair, not a toy. He didn't listen. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2784 I'm on probation until my monitor gets hungry and then I'll probably get life. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2785 Until leashes are invented, this will have to do. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2786 Each time Fetch try to leave, Spike bring Fetch back. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2787 I asked if he bites; not bites off. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2788 We're inseparable, 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2789 House arrest bites. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2790 I know. It's worse than an unfunny cartoon. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2791 He hates to be left home alone 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2792 I call it a "pet." But I wish it was friendlier. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2793 And I thought I'd have a grip on the situation! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2794 Google doesn't tell how to get rid of this kind of boot. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2795 Her cave profile just said, 'Are you tired of the old ball and chain?' 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2796 He thinks I'm using too much red ochre in "Still Life Wooly With Mammoth" 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2797 It's cuffing season. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2798 No risk of flight, so just house arrest. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2799 The latest fashion in ankle monitors makes a striking statement. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2800 It's only until the court sentences me. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2801 Hey, have you met the starving artist and his friend net neutrality? 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2802 Child? No, I said ankle biter. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2803 Yeah, the home security system seems to be working out pretty well. Some false alarms. 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2804 I forgot the access code, again! 1.0000 0.04652 22 22 0 0
2805 I've grown attached to him. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2806 I'm on house arrest—if I leave, my foot doesn't. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2807 I have to wear it because nobody's invented the ankle monitor yet. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
2808 He lets go when I'm no longer under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
2809 They make great pets but this one is too attached to me. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
2810 If I tamper with this ankle monitor, it cuts ME off. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
2811 That's why he's called an Ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
2812 Don't worry, I just called Dinosaur Control. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
2813 Not only did he cost me an armadillo and a leg, he also has a fowl mouth. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
2814 I didn’t get time, just cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
2815 Hey may be a bit rough now, but the next evolution will be domesticated. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
2816 I'm going to wait till it becomes extinct. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
2817 This may not be the best species for domestication. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
2818 We're working through his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2819 Sorry, I can't go. I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2820 I know you don’t understand, but I feel so trapped. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2821 Every shirt comes with one of these. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2822 I wanted a pair of crocs, but I could only find the one. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2823 They say they will be more manageable once they evolve into dogs. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2824 My therapist calls it an attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2825 He's my court-ordered ankle monitor 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
2826 As a matter of fact, yes, I am in favor of parole overhaul. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
2827 It was love at first bite. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
2828 Sorry, my ankle monitor will bite if I leave the cave. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
2829 He's a rescue, his last three owners just disappeared. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2830 He’s my emotional support animal 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2831 It was this or 200 hours of community service. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2832 That's why the rent is so low. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2833 Baby dinosaurs are so needy. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2834 Oy - you think you’ve got saurus? 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2835 No clubs for me tonight, I'm still on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2836 Hey, if you like this lizard skin shoe, wait 'til you see the one I get for the other foot! 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2837 It's an ankle brachiosaurus. I'll have to wear it until my hearing. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
2838 We've become quite attached. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2839 He's my support stegosaurus. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2840 I was scared at first, but turns out he was pulling my leg 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2841 Know a guy called Leash? He says he has an invention I might like. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
2842 I was deemed a low flight risk so they just put me on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
2843 They gave me house arrest, it could have been worse. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
2844 I got cave arrest with an ankle monitor 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
2845 She's a rescue. I told you not to make direct eye contact. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
2846 I’m a very stable genius. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
2847 I have to wear this ankle monitor until I’m off parole. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2848 It's a nice place but the security system could use some tweaking. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2849 I have to pay a few outstanding parking tickets. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2850 This is the last time we take in a rescue. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2851 It only hurts if I walk. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2852 It's only teething. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2853 Sorry I can't go out hunting and gathering. I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2854 Poor little guy is still teething 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2855 Don't paint this on the walls. Please. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2856 It might have been a mistake to use a bone when I tought him to play fetch. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2857 What do you mean you lost the access code? 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2858 I'm not allowed to leave the cave until the trial. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2859 The worst part of cave arrest is that the ankle bracelet tends to drool. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2860 I always wanted a pair of crocodile shoes. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2861 Can I keep him Ma? 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2862 The anxiety medication is working....you should have seen him a few weeks ago. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2863 He is just suppose to move around the cave and clean the floor. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
2864 You put your right foot in Then take your right foot out  Put your right foot in Then you shake it all about You do the hokey pokey And you turn yourself around That's what it's all about 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
2865 It was cute when he was little. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
2866 He's got separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
2867 He has a serious attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
2868 Cave arrest. That's what they called it. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
2869 Parking Enforcement said I can get him remove if I pay all of my outstanding fines. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
2870 My probation officer says it’s only for 30 days. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
2871 If I had two eyes I would have seen this coming. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
2872 We take "heel" very seriously. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2873 We should have domesticated dogs. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2874 It's a Legosaurus. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2875 Now that you ask, I could use a sharp pointy stick and a good recipe. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2876 Just for a year, it was part of the plea deal. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2877 I wanted to adopt a pit bull; Mary insisted on an ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2878 I'm the submissive. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2879 He's never done that before. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2880 I think I’ll call him spot. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
2881 Oh that? I am under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2882 Oh...just trying to drain the swamp. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2883 I don't think this is my cave. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2884 Thank god it’s a vegetarian! 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2885 Does this count as unwanted attention? 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2886 In a million years, he'll be man's best friend. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2887 You get used to it. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2888 He keeps me grounded. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2889 I stole a wheel. They claim I'm a flight risk. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
2890 My doctor wrote a note so she's a therapy animal. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2891 Don't worry, he's friendly. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2892 The breeder swore he was vegan. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2893 He's attached. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
2894 Luckily he likes to follow me everywhere. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2895 He has abandonment issues. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2896 Don't worry, it's just a love bite. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
2897 The trick is to just ignore him 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
2898 They don't shed and they are not aggressive, maybe slightly territorial but not aggressive. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
2899 Does this make me look guilty? 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
2900 I’m on cave arrest until the first of the month. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
2901 Now I know how Paul Manafort feels. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2902 The Vet says it’s her way of coping with extinction. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2903 If you’re the prying neighbors, please start prying. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2904 We should really invent the dog. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2905 The home detention isn't bad, but the ankle monitor is killing me. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2906 I found your dog, if my lawyer was not in prison you would be hearing from him. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2907 It appears that I maybe on my last leg. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2908 I’m going to need a Cro-Magnon bar to get this guy off of me. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2909 I should have read the add more closely. All I saw was "cheap reptile footwear". 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2910 Its a monitor lizard. I have to wear it for a year. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2911 It’s my own fault. They said at the shelter that he was an ankle biter. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2912 Please remind the homeowners association that federal laws allow persons with certain special needs to keep a comfort animal in a condominium despite a "no pets" provision. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2913 He just wants to play. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2914 He just can't get enough of me. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2915 She's nice, but a little clingy. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2916 I said we should get a hamster, but you two just had to have a stegosaurus... 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2917 The ankle bracelet is annoying, but it's better than jail. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2918 I'm afraid I can't join you. I'm presently under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2919 I have to wear it the whole time I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2920 Sorry, can't go. I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2921 House arrest is tolerable but the ankle bracelet is a little tight. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
2922 I think it is just a reaction to the new vegan diet we are trying. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2923 It feels like he has been hanging around since the dawn of time. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2924 I like to tell people that he rescued me. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2925 My wife says I should get a second opinion. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2926 Sorry, I can't go anywhere without my Ankle Monitor Lizard. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2927 It's part of my court-ordered cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2928 Can you believe it. I’m still under house arrest 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2929 When you invited us over to see your new ankle-biter, we assumed you had a new baby. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2930 I'm under house-arex. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2931 Her transition to the diet stuff isn’t going well. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2932 Sorry I can't go with you but I'm being pulled in another direction. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
2933 I already told him this is an anachronism. He won’t listen. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
2934 I am not looking him, I am not acknowledging him. I am the alpha. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2935 It's just until my trial date next week. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2936 We have been to 6 veterinarians and the only thing they can all agree on is that, whatever it is, it appears to be teething. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2937 I can't go clubbing tonight - I'm on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2938 It's crunch time. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2939 And so the prosthetic leg can handle 3,700 pounds per square inch of force. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2940 I told her Attachment Parenting was not for pets, but did she listen? 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2941 It comes with a state-of-the-art security system. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2942 I told you the ankylosaurus wasn't extinct. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2943 I put him on a Paleo diet. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
2944 We hope to have him trained before he's extinct. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
2945 House arrest isn't so bad, but the ankle monitor drools. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2946 I don't mind the 6 month cave arrest sentence but this ankle bracelet is killing me! 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
2947 He's just teething. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
2948 The judge granted me home detention. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
2949 Yep. He ain't a herbivore. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
2950 ... And then the judge sentenced me to house arrest 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
2951 ...we're working on separation issues. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
2952 At least he's not humping your leg. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
2953 The guy that sold him to me insisted that he was a herbivore. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
2954 I was paroled on the condition I wear this ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
2955 I love my new place, but the security system is so Cretaceous. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
2956 I'm thinking in a few millennia this will be funny. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
2957 It's a new invention. House arrest. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2958 As first time buyers, the security system is included with your purchase. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2959 It's separation anxiety, but throw a stick and he gets right over it. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2960 We renamed him Oxymoron when we moved into a pet-friendly building. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2961 I'm very attached to him. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2962 Yes, there is a low incidence of dinosaur attacks in this neighborhood but the walls are real granite. That's unheard of in your price range. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
2963 I didn't choose him. He chose me! 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
2964 We were gonna name it "Spike",but we settled on "Fang" 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
2965 Can't go today, but I might get free by Monday. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
2966 We're heading to obedience school! 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
2967 We're working on his attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2968 She doesn't like it when I criticize Hillary. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
2969 It was love at first bite. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
2970 Is it okay if we order in tonight? 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
2971 This tends to happen with the Terrierosaurs, but they can also be very cuddly and loyal. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
2972 He just wants me to take him for a walk. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
2973 And to top it all off, his species has been extinct for 50 million years. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
2974 When my parole officer said it should come off in a day or two, I hope he wasn't referring to my foot. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
2975 Don't worry, he's friendly. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
2976 I don't get out much these days 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
2977 His bite's worse. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
2978 I think I invented the Croc! 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
2979 It’s called home incarceration. If I try to leave the cave, the authorities are alerted by seeing what’s left of me. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
2980 So that’s a meat eater. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
2981 Cave arrest is a bitch 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
2982 Someday we'll all look back at this and laugh. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
2983 Lately, everyone wants a piece of me..... 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
2984 Apparently it's called separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
2985 I'll either train him or let him go extinct. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
2986 We've been working on 'fetch'! 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
2987 I'm under house-confinement till my court date. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2988 The arc of domestication is long, but it bends toward frisbees. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2989 It's only until my parole hearing. And it beats going to prison. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2990 On the plus side, he leaves the furniture alone. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2991 The weird part is that it’s actually a bird. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2992 So then my probation officer says, "Ankle, ankylosaurus, what's the big deal? A bracelet's a bracelet." 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2993 I hate it when he gets affectionate and hungry at the same time. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2994 Robert wanted a sabre tooth, but I said I needed a pet that wouldn't climb on the furniture. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2995 Herb's last words were: 'I thought he was an herbivore!' 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2996 Don't worry - he's just pulling my leg! 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
2997 I was hoping for a pet who's a little less needy. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
2998 'I'll tell yah what's been eating me..." 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
2999 I don't agree that his bark is worst than his bite. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3000 Home-schooling isn't working out as I hoped. 1.0000 0.01117 90 90 0 0
3001 Just a bad case of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
3002 This won't be so cute when it grows up. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3003 Eventually, he’ll evolve and become an albatross around my neck. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3004 Well, you guys wouldn't let me get a tattoo. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3005 Would you mind taking him off my legs for a few hours? 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3006 I think I’ll call it ankle-o-sore-us. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3007 Well obedience school was a bust. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3008 I have to wear this Remnick ankle monitor because I broke the Cartoon Caption Rules. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3009 Apparently somebody used his brother make my shoes. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3010 its the latest thing in home security , it just needs some fine tuning 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
3011 Coming in for a bite? 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3012 It's OK. I'm in the catch and release program. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3013 It costs an arm and a leg to get out. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3014 It's part of the bail agreement. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3015 I hate being under house arrest and wearing a monitor. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3016 I got the cast off this week, but the doc gave me one more week of experimental animal therapy. He's supposed to help keep the bones in place and provide companionship! 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3017 I believe it's an anklemonitorsaurus. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3018 It'll take a million years to train him. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3019 They put me under house arrest until June, 86 BC. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
3020 For some reason, my belief in that whole herbivore theory is painfully diminishing... 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3021 I thought the ankylosaurus had gone extinct 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3022 I've always wanted a pet, and I think he's attached to me too. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3023 It's okay, his bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3024 He's a Legasoreus 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3025 Home confinement was part of the plea deal. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3026 Separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
3027 I have this gnawing feeling that it wants more from me than I want to give. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
3028 My sentence? An ankle bracelet for 30 days. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
3029 We're very devoted to each other but here must be an easier way to take him for a walk. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
3030 Well, at least he doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
3031 It's okay. He's been vaccinated. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
3032 My question is, will this be considered a pre-existing condition? 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
3033 This is just one condition of my house arrest. You don't want to know the others. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
3034 I fed it once and now it won't let me out of its sight. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
3035 It may not look like it, but it's his way of showing affection. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3036 Doc says I can take the Splintosaurus off in a few weeks. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3037 The anachronism hurts me more than the bite. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3038 It comes with the polo shirt 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3039 I forgot to feed her. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3040 He's just being playful but it's making my ankylosaur. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3041 I found an attachment-disorder therapist with a great Groupon deal. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3042 I've got another two weeks under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3043 I can't wait until he's extinct. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3044 Well, he doesn’t shed. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3045 Attempts at domestication have proven disappointing. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3046 My wife's idea to reduce my roaming charges. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3047 On the plus side, at least he's cavebroken. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3048 At least he’s housebroken. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
3049 Because I kept cutting off my ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3050 It's called cave arrest -- five years to life, his or mine. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
3051 Sorry, can’t go. I’m under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
3052 The judge says I have to wear it for six months. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
3053 He says I taste like chicken. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3054 Oh, I think he smells my dinosaur at home! 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
3055 We're just going through a phase. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3056 I know, I know. But domestication doesn't happen overnight. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3057 It's an ankle monitor lizard. Goes with the cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3058 So I say, “Do you think they ‘saur’ us?” and, well, you can see what happened next. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3059 His separation anxiety is beginning to gnaw at me. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3060 The caveowners' association only bans pit bulls. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3061 I'd rather have a monkey on my back, but they don't exist yet. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3062 The ankle monitor lizard is a condition of my cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3063 My inspiration for the first mother-in-law joke. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3064 He's still learning how to heel. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3065 It comes off after thirty days of house arrest. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
3066 Well, it looked like a puppy when I bought it. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
3067 I call it the shoe. Still needs some work. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3068 Training hasn't been easy but attachment has been a snap 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3069 Maybe we shouldn't get a watch-pet until after the leash is invented. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
3070 He obviously likes you. you should keep him. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
3071 It's new. Apparently I'm under cave arrest for drawing on the walls. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3072 "I've been placed under 'Cave Arrest'". 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3073 No, you don't get used to it. You never get used to it. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3074 Gnaw, it doesn't hurt. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3075 Yes, he's an anachronism. But I'm attached to him. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3076 Don't be afraid. He's just teething. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3077 I bought it yesterday and it is already getting attached to me. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
3078 Remember, 'there are no bad dinosaurs'. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3079 Apparently not quite extinct 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3080 They told me they could remove it, but my premiums would triple. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3081 I got another DUI and I’m under House arrest. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3082 How could any of us have seen this coming, given the one set of eyes between us 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3083 I know home confinement sounds preferable to prison, but this ankle monitor is a real pain. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3084 It’ll be great when we get over the teething phase. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3085 Mom and Dad, he followed me home. Can I keep him? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3086 Hey, Bill, can I borrow your club again? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3087 I guess I shouldn't have called him extinct. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3088 Do you mind if Cleo comes along? 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
3089 Spike's evolved into a real problem 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
3090 He caught me painting on the walls. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
3091 We should get a new best friend. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
3092 They are making me wear him until the trial to make sure I don't skip bail. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3093 We can't do anything about it because it is a future endangered species. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3094 I should have known better. Achaenodons can be so possessive. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3095 Before you ask, it's cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3096 Me? Worried? Oh no. He'll be extinct before long. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3097 It's just until the trial. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3098 I'm hoping if I ignore it, it will go away on its own. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3099 His bark is worse? 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3100 La Brea Tar Pit Rescue. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3101 But this behavior should stop as it evolves into a cat. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3102 It's an Ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3103 It's my ankle monitor so I don't skip town. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3104 The cave comes with a home alarm system. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3105 And I said to him, 'Bite me.' 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3106 The pet shop owner insisted it wouldn't cost and arm AND a leg to feed him. 1.0000 0.01212 83 83 0 0
3107 He's a great pet but we have a ways to go with the training 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3108 I should have opted for the jail time. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3109 Relax, it's only a gumosaurus. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
3110 It's time for me to move out; I'm feeling trapped. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3111 Mr. and Mrs. Rock I will need to keep him another week, we are on the verge of a major breakthrough. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3112 Being under house arrest isn't so bad, but man! the ankle bracelet is killing me! 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3113 They say their mouths are cleaner than ours, so I’ll probably be fine. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3114 House arrest is a lot less lonely with my new monitor. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3115 mom. dad, it's not what it looks like- it's consensual and we have a safe word. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3116 I said I'd give my right arm 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
3117 I’m under house arrest for 12 months. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3118 I'm teaching it how to heel. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3119 The breeder said he was an herbivore, but I am beginning to have my doubts. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3120 We start obedience school tomorrow. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3121 Oh, I get the monitor off as soon as they resolve a little tax issue. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3122 He can beg and roll over. We're still working on fetch. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3123 Everything was going fine until I forgot the safe word . 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3124 I'm on parole. 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
3125 He hasn’t learned to heel yet but he’s getting close. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3126 They say I'm a flight risk. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3127 He doesn't like it when I use the word 'extinct'. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
3128 Mom, Dad…don’t be so closed-minded. Dating bi-pedals is so the paleolithic era. 1.0000 0.01156 87 87 0 0
3129 I think Timmy fell in the tar pit again. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
3130 I’m under cave arrest until the trial. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3131 I didn't realize how attached he would become to me. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3132 But your sign says you welcome all emotional support animals! 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3133 The judge ordered cave arrest with an ankle monitor in lieu of bail. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3134 He lost his rawhide. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3135 Her vet says it's separation anxiety, but my psychiatrist says it's a corporeal manifestation of my own self loathing. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3136 It's hard some days, but co-evolution takes work. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3137 First the roach problem, now this. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3138 It's not like YOUR marriage is perfect. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3139 He followed me home! Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
3140 They call it a pet. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3141 They ran out of electronic ankle bracelets at the courthouse. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3142 Sorry I can't I'am under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3143 I got him at the shelter. They said we were certain to bond. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3144 Believe me, he's great with children. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3145 Please don't say "I told you so." 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3146 I got a deal. The other breed cost an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3147 In a minute, I am not going to have a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3148 Make him smile and I'll run for it 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3149 You know, maybe wolves ARE a better choice! 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3150 The previous tenant is having a hard time letting go. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3151 Don't worry, his foot in mouth disease is not contagious. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
3152 He's cave-trained, but we're still working on fetch. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3153 Damn,I thought we could domesticate these 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
3154 Sorry to report that your pet has failed his obedience training course. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3155 We need to start enforcing the leash laws. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3156 When my house arrest ends, they'll take off the ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3157 No, Fang isn’t teething. He's struggling with abandonment and social adaptation issues. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3158 I made bail but I'm on 24/7 cave arrest with this ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3159 I’ll be rid of him in three months when I start probation. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3160 Mom, Dad, I am coming out of the cave. We're in love and besides, she will eat me alive if we cannot be together. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3161 I'm finding having a pet keeps me grounded. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3162 You guys go on without me. I have thirty more days on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3163 They told me I'm under cave arrest and put me in this ankle monitor... 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3164 Look, I know this is the third time I tripped the home alarm system, but you don't have to charge me every time you come here to re-set it. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3165 Have we invented any tools that would pry this thing opened! 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3166 I have to wear this monitoring device until my trial. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3167 I can't, I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3168 Rescues sometimes have attachment issues but we've made a lot of progress. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3169 He's my court-ordered ankle monitor 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3170 He said he learned it from a cave painting. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3171 It looks bad now but wait till you see him as shoes. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3172 It helps with my Restless Leg Syndrome. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3173 Unfortunately, he has a bit of a foot fetish going on, but he can be quite charming when he is on his meds. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3174 I drained his swamp. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3175 Next time, I'm getting a goldfish. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3176 Everybody will have one: It's called a 'Pet' 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3177 The judge ordered cave arrest. Just 90 days and this thing lets go. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3178 Yes, a very unconventional technique. No, I wouldn't do it again. Yes, it really hurts. Yes, he'll be delicious. No, I don't know what to do next. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3179 We´ve become really attached. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3180 Sorry guys I can't go. The judge ordered me on house-arrest and gave me this Ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3181 Scout’s honor,,,if you didn’t mention it,,,we wouldn’t even have noticed. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3182 It's amazing how attached to me he's become 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3183 I only have to wear it until my probation is over. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3184 I guess our home security system is on the fritz again. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3185 Sorry, but ‘don’t bite the leg that feeds you’ doesn’t quite sound right. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3186 He's a rescue. Goes nuts when I try to leave. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3187 I’d love to, but I’m under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3188 Yep, home arrest monitor. You can guess what happens if I step out of range. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3189 Sometime during training, Alfonse became very attached to me. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3190 I call it the Croc. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3191 Sorry guys, I can't go. I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3192 I was trying to teach him to fetch. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3193 The vet said he should eat paleo, so we're giving it a whirl. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3194 Sorry I can't join you. I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3195 It's nothing. He'll be extinct in no time. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3196 Well, technically, he did follow me home. Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3197 Dinner might be a little late. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3198 He doesn't bite. But he does chew. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3199 No jail time. Just six months of cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3200 I'm pretty much a stay-at-home mom. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3201 I cannot go out without an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3202 Toothpick, anyone? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3203 I liked him better when he was just humping my leg 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3204 I decided to go with the plea-deal...and cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3205 They used to boulder your hole before trial, but now they just slap on an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3206 It's even worse than when the monkey was on my back. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3207 So ... it turns out I'm adopted. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3208 The vet told me he has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3209 He has become quite attached to me of late 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3210 The price is right, but the place does have a few drawbacks. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3211 He had me by the arm so I yelled "Down boy." 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3212 I've gone over the benefits of the adopting a vegan lifstyle ... but he's not buying it. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3213 I should have gotten a cat 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3214 He doesn't know how to let go. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3215 The pet shop said he's a Fibulasaurus, whatever that means. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3216 These smaller breeds can be nippy. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3217 Oh, I just keep her for sentimental reasons. She was the last press secretary during the 'Trump Era'. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3218 Is there is no word yet for what exactly it is that I'm supposed to be beware of? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3219 The shelter said he'd be less clingy once he'd settled in. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3220 Know anyone who can disable an ankle monitor? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
3221 We're still working on the 'heel' part. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3222 It could have been a lot worse. The other guy is stuck in jail. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3223 If they weren't so gosh darn cute, right? 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3224 Yeah one more month house arrest 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3225 But she is cave trained. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3226 The breeders told me he's part ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3227 He's only in his second week of cave animal behavior training. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3228 He comes with the unit and he seems to like you. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3229 When he hatched, he imprinted on me and now has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3230 He keeps me grounded. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3231 I didn't realize some of the potential pitfall of a strict paleo diet. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3232 That judge was a real Neanderthal! He made me wear this leg lock, but it's not going to stop me from clubbing! 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3233 I've trained him to act like my wife. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3234 No, no, I’ll be there. The judge said I could go for New Year’s Eve. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3235 How long do you have to wear the ankle bracelet? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3236 It’s just a pup - not yet cave broken. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3237 It's called separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3238 It’s your turn to walk him. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3239 They told me that I would hardly notice the leg bracelet. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3240 We're off to obedience school in the morning. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3241 On the other hand, he is house-trained. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3242 I didn't like him at first. But I'm become attached... 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3243 I'm telling you, I've lost 25 pounds already. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3244 House arrest is killing me. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3245 He’s teething. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3246 A condition of my house arrest is that I wear an an ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3247 The judge said I have to wear this for 30 days. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3248 The judge says I have to wear it until the end of my cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3249 He'll let go when I'm off parole. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3250 It's how he shows affection. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3251 I clearly said "Green Iguana," but they sent this Ankle Monitor. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3252 See you later, alligator. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3253 Sorry--he's not cave broken yet. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
3254 You actually get used to the ankle monitor pretty quickly 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3255 His dentist advised more calcium. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3256 Clamped again. There's nothing carved in here to say this is a no standing zone. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
3257 I'm very attached to him. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3258 At first I was happy then judge gave me house arrest, but now I'm not so sure. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3259 Trust me. His bite is worse than his bark. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3260 My attorney says I have to wear it as a condition of cave confinement. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3261 The Judge says if I leave the cave I lose a foot. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3262 You can take the carnivore out of the cave, but you can’t take the caveman out of the carnivore 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3263 At first I wasn't sure I wanted a tic as a pet, but he's really grown on me. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3264 He's a bit clinging, but he's loyal and I love him. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3265 Let somebody else prove your theory of symbiosis. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3266 The court ordered I wear it until my upcoming trial. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3267 Okay, now it's your turn to be bait. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3268 He's quite attached to me. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3269 The situation is evolving. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
3270 I guess he saw me coming 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3271 She's not cave-broken yet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3272 Oh please Mom, may I keep him. I promise to walk him and feed him. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3273 Don't mind him, he's a rescue. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3274 A little standoffish at first. But eventually he'll get attached to you two. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3275 I thought you knew I’m under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3276 He's a pussycat when you get to know him. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3277 Well, I love the space. But let's just say I'm not crazy about the neighborhood. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3278 Yes it's annoying, but it beats serving time in Jail 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3279 MINE TURNED IN HIS HOMEWORK LATE AND GOT DETENTION. HOW ARE YOUR ANKLEBITERS DOING? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
3280 As you can see, your new security system I just installed is completely wireless ! 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3281 The home security system still has a few kinks to work out. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3282 I can't believe I'd once complained about having a monkey on my back. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3283 Pay no attention to my ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3284 He wants me to draw a picture of him on the wall right now. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3285 I’ve been training him to heel. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3286 Sorry, but I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3287 Thankfully. these new ankle monitors aren't the bulky monstrosities they used to be. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3288 It's the first generation ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3289 Boy, is my AnkleSAUR. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3290 Not ready for market yet, but we're thinking of calling it 'anklet'. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3291 His bite is far worse than his bark. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3292 I can't come out, I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3293 I've got a few unpaid parking tickets 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3294 Must have lost the left one in the dryer. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3295 It's a controversial breed. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3296 DIY alligator shoes, duh! 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
3297 My bad. I thought it was a herbivore. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3298 We could be attached at the hip. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3299 We think he's part ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3300 I can't leave the cave or this will start vibrating 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3301 Ever since his mom's extinction, he has become quite clingy 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3302 Sorry guys, I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3303 Could be worse. This time I'm only under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3304 For every two steps forward it's one step back because of these dinosaurs. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3305 It us the latest technology for in-cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3306 When my wife said watch out for the ankle biters when I got home I thought she was talking about the kids... 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3307 Sad, low-level staffer who worked for me for a short time and just can't let go. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3308 I'll be so glad to get this off when my parole ends. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3309 What Stegosaurus? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3310 I'm going to wait until he becomes extinct. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3311 If you stop staring, he will come to you. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3312 Let it suffice to say that I'm in excruciating pain - which accounts for the screaming you were able to hear from across the plateau. Now, if one of you would kindly retrieve my club, it would go a long way toward solving both our problems. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3313 You should get him used to a muzzle before he reaches 40 feet. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3314 Court-ordered till my trial for stealing the wheel. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3315 My lawyers were able to get me house arrest. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3316 He’s not cavebroken. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3317 I have to wear this while I'm out on bail. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3318 Yes. I've already tried "See you later" and "After a while." He's not taking the hint. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3319 yea, its always a arm and a leg to feed him 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3320 My probation officer says with good behavior I'll only have 30 more days wearing the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3321 I can see you're really attached to him! 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3322 We got off on the wrong foot. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
3323 Why don't you girls just go ahead without me 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
3324 So far, he's been costing me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3325 I left the card in my cave. But, trust me, he is authorized to provide emotional support. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3326 My health plan doesn't cover this. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3327 'Ankle monitors are not as discreet as people think.' 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3328 Thank God your home, Rex is locked and I forgot the password. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3329 It hurts a little more on the inside. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3330 It started as a friendly game of Rock,Paper, Scissors! 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3331 Hang in there. It will be extinct soon. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3332 . . . And he's already learned to fetch! 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3333 As you can see, we still have some extinction issues. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
3334 We've become quite attached. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
3335 If you have to ask, it's an ankle monitor until my trial date. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
3336 Can we keep him, please? He won't eat much. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3337 The judge let me off with six months of cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
3338 I got off pretty easy with just cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
3339 Read the fine print. These time shares always have a catch. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
3340 It's domestication--the next giant step for Man. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3341 It's a type of lizard. The judge called it an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3342 I think he's up to date on all his shots 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3343 He’s a real drag. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3344 So, what did you get from the divorce? 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3345 He caught on right away. Next, I'm training him to fetch. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3346 I'm teaching Fido how to floss. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3347 He’s having separation anxiety, so we’re having salad tonight, 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3348 I have him right where I want him. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
3349 This is what the doctor prescribed for my restless legs. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
3350 They're right. These cutting-edge ankle monitors sure take a bite out of crime. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
3351 Uncomfortable? Yes, but this will evolve into alligator shoes. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
3352 I didn't pay my jaywalking tickets so they booted me. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3353 It was a rescue. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3354 I thought house arrest would be the worst part. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3355 This home security system is not working for me. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3356 The good news is he doesn't bite other people. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3357 It looked smaller in the store 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3358 No, no, it's fine; he just has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3359 I think she misunderstood when I said, "How cute would it be if we had our own ankle-biter?" 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
3360 I’ve grown accustomed to her jaws. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3361 He doesn't like leashes so we compromised. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3362 She does this when she wants a bone. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3363 I'd love to hunt and gather, but I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
3364 It's a proof of concept 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3365 The judge required a house arrest ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3366 "Go on ahead - I'll join you after I exfoliate a bit more...... 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3367 That’s right. The ankle monitor limits me to a twelve foot perimeter around the cave. It just knows. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3368 They're out of ankle bracelets. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3369 I ran out of treats. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
3370 ...and then I yelled "DAAUGH!" and the name just kind of stuck. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3371 Yeah, that totally bites. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3372 I shouted "Lacoste!" when I saw him, but he must have heard "Accost!" 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3373 Judge says I have to keep this on till the next hearing 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3374 Judge says I have to keep this on till next the hearing 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3375 Apparently my wheel has already been towed,so they placed a boot on me instead. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3376 If it doesn't go extinct in a few days I'll have it checked. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3377 So yeah, I’m under house arrest for the foreseeable future. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3378 We've been working on the "Fetch" command. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3379 He tends to be a little clingy. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3380 It's comes with being under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3381 Normally very friendly, but suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3382 It’s his name on the lease. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
3383 My probation officer calls it an 'ankle monitor.' 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
3384 But I can’t give her up! I already bought a bumper sticker that says 'Who rescued who?' 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
3385 Your home security system is a bit primitive, no? 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
3386 He was a rescue, so he's clingy. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3387 It's an Ankle-sore-us. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3388 It's an ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3389 Well, as far as I'm concerned, they can't go extinct soon enough! 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3390 It's Called A Shoe. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3391 It's a condition of my probation. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3392 I know it's our night out, but can we reschedule? She's feeling really clingy. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3393 Don't worry, he is a softy. Ignore him for 5 minutes and he will crawl in your lap. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
3394 Truth be told, I’m having a little separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
3395 Yes, he is quite attached to me. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
3396 He followed me home, can I keep him???? 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
3397 Excuse me. It's time to feed my mother-in-law. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
3398 My lawyer did great, only 18 months with this monitor. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
3399 I named him myankylsaurous. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3400 I don't mind the house arrest, but the ankle monitor is a real drag. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3401 My lawyer said I should be thankful to be placed on cave-arrest. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
3402 He's a rescue. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3403 I taught him not to bite the hand that feeds him. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3404 No, no. I'm his pet. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3405 It's my own fault for having him declawed. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3406 He hasn’t learned to heel yet but he’s getting close. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3407 Do you think next time we can just get grandma to babysit? 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3408 do you think our fossils will be found together? 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3409 I can't wait for dogs to be invented. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3410 We have attachment issues. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3411 My vet suggested prozac. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3412 No I'm not worried. The man at the pet store said he's a herbivore! 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
3413 It's important to teach them soft mouth while they're teething. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
3414 Technically, it's an "ankle monitor." 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3415 Sometimes I think the bonding went too far. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3416 Polacanthus gonna Polacanthus. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3417 He has foot in mouth syndrome. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3418 I liked the other cave better. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3419 Sure it hurts now, but 200,000 years from now people will get a chuckle from this. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3420 I parked illegally. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3421 If anyone asks, this never happened. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3422 He’s sweet but a little too attached. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3423 It's an ankle monitor - I'm under cave arrest for 60 days. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3424 Sorry I can't go out. I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3425 The salesman said he will evolve into my best friend. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3426 They gave me a choice of jail or home detention with an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3427 Don't worry, it will fall off once they go extinct. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3428 He's cave trained, loves to play, and he heels. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3429 I can't take it off, it's a condition of my release. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3430 Putting me on cave arrest is one thing, but this is too far 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3431 My parole officer says I only have to wear this for two more weeks. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3432 I was put under house arrest. I have to wear this three more months. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3433 This house arrest really bites! 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3434 It's an anklet. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3435 At least he's not humping. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3436 I just got him today , he’s a Legasaurus. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3437 It looked like it was going to be the Pit of Torments, but my lawyer got it reduced to home detention. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3438 Well, at least he doesn't hump my leg like my dog used to do. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3439 It stays on till my next court date! 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3440 Every time he hears the word "vet"... 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
3441 They leave it on until you pay off your jaywalking tickets 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3442 I said, ‘Bite me.’ 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3443 What's purple, has one eye, one horn, eats people, but can't actually fly? 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3444 At least with the ankle monitor, I can stay at home. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3445 Still better then being the third wheel...lets go 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3446 I'd like to go, but I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3447 Have you met my great-great-grandfather? 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3448 The bad news is I am under house arrest, but the good news is my ankle bracelet is getting sleepy. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3449 He's become quite attached to me. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3450 Yes, I'm still working on "man's best friend." 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3451 I'm having a little problem with dinner. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3452 It's time to invent the wheelchair. 1.0000 0.01361 74 74 0 0
3453 Help yourself to a cocktail, dinner is going to be late. 1.0000 0.01550 65 65 0 0
3454 At least the barking has stopped. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3455 He's been clingy ever since his playmates went extinct. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3456 Don't worry... He won't bite. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
3457 I thought we were all clear at the end of the Cretaceous Period, but apparently not. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3458 It's a police ankle monitor. Sorry, I can't leave the cave for three months. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3459 Atleast he's not humping anymore since we got him fixed. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3460 Please tell me you brought the jaws of life 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3461 The judge says I have to wear him for another week. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3462 The teething stage only lasts about six months. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3463 Can I keep him? He just followed me home. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3464 We are still working on the concept "fetch". 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3465 He keeps acting like this, he'll be extinct. The writing's on the wall. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3466 I would love to join you but I’m on hold right now. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3467 Do either of you own a jaws of life? 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3468 It’s time to call the dinosaur whisperer. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3469 It's an ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3470 It stays like this until I'm off of parole. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3471 They say to get a pet to prepare for parenthood, so I think i’m ready. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3472 I think I have a tick. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3473 We're still working on capture and release. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3474 I think he has separation anxiety.” 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
3475 We need a better way to test whether or not a dinosaur’s a carnivore. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3476 So you can see clearly why I invented underpants. 1.0000 0.01379 73 73 0 0
3477 We have different ideas about what feeding him might look like. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3478 Cave Man 1 to Cave Man 2 & 3 Thanks for visiting, unfortunately me being under house arrest leaves me very limited in terms of my mobility. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3479 We haven’t worked on “Leave it” yet. 1.0000 0.01342 75 75 0 0
3480 Judge make me wear monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3481 Can he keep me? 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
3482 He says I taste like chicken. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
3483 These miniature breeds are so high strung. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3484 They said I can get it off in six weeks if I don't leave the property. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
3485 Don't ever marry the first one to say yes. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3486 ...well leaving that aside for one minute, I’d like to turn your attention to the high vaulted ceilings, original artwork, commanding scenic views, why there’s even a wheel port for your wheel. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3487 I'm under house arrest for another 60 days. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3488 It’s the latest ankle bracelet from the F.B.I. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3489 If you think this is bad, you should hear its bark. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3490 After we get 'heel' down, we'll work on 'play extinct.' 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3491 The shelter said not to worry: rescues can be possessive at first. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3492 I think I'll name him Ankleosaurus. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3493 House arrest in the Middle Pleistocene. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3494 He's a court-appointed monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3495 His bite is worse than his bark. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3496 It's a probationataurus. 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3497 Ok, the next animal we try domesticating will be a dog. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3498 I will admit that on Tinder she said she liked men with good legs. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3499 I made eye contact. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3500 In a few millennia, they’ll call it a “cat”. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
3501 No jail time, but I have to wear an ankle bracelet for three weeks. 1.0000 0.00311 322 322 0 0
3502 The great thing is, he doesn’t shed. 1.0000 0.00468 214 214 0 0
3503 I'm hoping he'll be extinct soon. 1.0000 0.00360 278 278 0 0
3504 Before I fired him, Steve, here, was my Chief Strategist and sat on the National Security Council 1.0000 0.00482 208 208 0 0
3505 I'm just glad we chose the teacup. 1.0000 0.00421 238 238 0 0
3506 I think I have foot in mouth disease. 1.0000 0.00844 119 119 0 0
3507 You should hear his bark. 1.0000 0.00293 342 342 0 0
3508 He blames me for the divorce 1.0000 0.00480 209 209 0 0
3509 Some days you eat the stegosaurus. Other days it eats you. 1.0000 0.00385 260 260 0 0
3510 He gets a little insecure when we have new people over. 1.0000 0.00285 351 351 0 0
3511 I’m done for ... save yourselves. 1.0000 0.00286 350 350 0 0
3512 I'm trying to teach him to heel. 1.0000 0.00311 322 322 0 0
3513 He probably heard us say we were having you over for lunch. 1.0000 0.00363 276 276 0 0
3514 The judge gave me six months of cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00300 334 334 0 0
3515 It's going to evolve into a loyal, loving companion called a cat. 1.0000 0.00318 315 315 0 0
3516 My other option was to surrender my passport. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
3517 As a pet, they become quite attached to you. 1.0000 0.00262 382 382 0 0
3518 Yes, yes, I know. But he promised to make my cave great again. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3519 Can’t make it out today, I’m still under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00375 267 267 0 0
3520 What's eating you? 1.0000 0.00375 267 267 0 0
3521 Welcome home. Now, about my pet-sitter fee. 1.0000 0.00399 251 251 0 0
3522 It qualifies as a pre-existing condition. 1.0000 0.00419 239 239 0 0
3523 The plea bargain included cave confinement with an anklesaur bracelet. 1.0000 0.00360 278 278 0 0
3524 “Get a pet,” they said. “You’ll have fun,” they said. 1.0000 0.00430 233 233 0 0
3525 I got sentenced to 6 months cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00381 263 263 0 0
3526 It's an evolving relationship. 1.0000 0.00384 261 261 0 0
3527 "I'm under cave arrest until the trial by fire". 1.0000 0.00366 274 274 0 0
3528 Maybe I should just meet you there. 1.0000 0.00418 240 240 0 0
3529 Soon, one of us will be extinct. 1.0000 0.00334 300 300 0 0
3530 I said "heel" 1.0000 0.00271 369 369 0 0
3531 The good news is no one notices my limp anymore! 1.0000 0.00337 297 297 0 0
3532 Can we keep him, Mom? Please? 1.0000 0.00340 295 295 0 0
3533 Can he keep me? 1.0000 0.00430 233 233 0 0
3534 Obviously the Judge considers me a flight risk. 1.0000 0.00328 305 305 0 0
3535 He looked smaller in the cave painting. 1.0000 0.00331 303 303 0 0
3536 He was shy at first, but we’ve become quite attached. 1.0000 0.00324 309 309 0 0
3537 The judge said they'll take it off in two moons if I stay in my cave. 1.0000 0.00327 306 306 0 0
3538 Quick! Invent surgery! 1.0000 0.00309 324 324 0 0
3539 No Agatha, I don't think that's why its called an Ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.00337 297 297 0 0
3540 He gets so excited when I get back to the cave. 1.0000 0.00375 267 267 0 0
3541 She's a little possessive, true, but the thing is she makes me laugh. 1.0000 0.00402 249 249 0 0
3542 I hate demonstrating these security systems. 1.0000 0.00275 364 364 0 0
3543 I really need to work on his separation anxiety issue. 1.0000 0.00837 120 120 0 0
3544 Sorry, I can't go. I'm on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00220 455 455 0 0
3545 He's looking for attention; just ignore him. 1.0000 0.00241 415 415 0 0
3546 " Cave arrest......It'll be off by Summer". 1.0000 0.00170 589 589 0 0
3547 He's on the Paleo diet. 1.0000 0.00222 450 450 0 0
3548 He’s a rescue. Who knows what he’s been through? 1.0000 0.00192 520 520 0 0
3549 In a smaller dinosaur, this would be considered a love bite. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3550 His issues with attachment aren’t evolving the way we’d like. 1.0000 0.00295 339 339 0 0
3551 On the bright side, he solved my rat problem 1.0000 0.00215 466 466 0 0
3552 It was either cave arrest, or death by triceratops. 1.0000 0.00223 449 449 0 0
3553 My mistake. I said don't bite the hand that feeds you. 1.0000 0.00214 467 467 0 0
3554 He should evolve out of it. 1.0000 0.00193 519 519 0 0
3555 They said his previous owners couldn't be found. 1.0000 0.00232 431 431 0 0
3556 Fluffy? Are you sure that’s a good name? 1.0000 0.00234 428 428 0 0
3557 He’s become very attached. 1.0000 0.00176 570 570 0 0
3558 He thinks I’m the mailman. 1.0000 0.00274 366 366 0 0
3559 House arrest I can take. What keeps gnawing at me is the guilt. 1.0000 0.00183 548 548 0 0
3560 I pled down to house arrest and an ankle monitor! 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
3561 Don't make eye contact...DO..NOT..MAKE..EYE CONTACT! 1.0000 0.00371 270 270 0 0
3562 He looked so sweet and helpless at the shelter. 1.0000 0.00182 551 551 0 0
3563 He is an Ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.00191 523 523 0 0
3564 I lost the other one in the laundry. 1.0000 0.00185 540 540 0 0
3565 Actually, his bark is worse. 1.0000 0.00288 348 348 0 0
3566 Other than that, I slept really well. 1.0000 0.00237 422 422 0 0
3567 He's a rescue with separation anxiety issues. 1.0000 0.00221 453 453 0 0
3568 My big mistake was calling him Bannon. 1.0000 0.00212 473 473 0 0
3569 The ankle monitor is a pain, but it beats sitting in jail 1.0000 0.00242 414 414 0 0
3570 This is our newest little ankle bitter. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3571 Our relationship is evolving. 1.0000 0.00249 402 402 0 0
3572 At least he doesn't hump. 1.0000 0.00351 285 285 0 0
3573 I'm looking forward to being a cat person. 1.0000 0.00243 412 412 0 0
3574 I'm actually more troubled by the anachronism. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3575 I got to keep the dog, she got everything else. 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
3576 #MeToo 1.0000 0.00522 192 192 0 0
3577 It was this or jail time. 1.0000 0.00233 430 430 0 0
3578 I'm about to invent the lawsuit. 1.0000 0.00292 343 343 0 0
3579 How do you like my Jimmy Chew shoe? 1.0000 0.00224 446 446 0 0
3580 Well let me tell you, his bark is even worse. 1.0000 0.00418 240 240 0 0
3581 He's still at that clingy stage. 1.0000 0.00269 372 372 0 0
3582 I prefer to call it a strong sense of attachment. 1.0000 0.00208 481 481 0 0
3583 The wheel will have to wait, I'm going to invent swearing. 1.0000 0.00340 295 295 0 0
3584 I'd sue the pet store, but I won't have a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.00456 220 220 0 0
3585 after a couple of days you don't even know he's there 1.0000 0.00375 267 267 0 0
3586 It's a prehistoric condition. 1.0000 0.00375 267 267 0 0
3587 It's not really his fault, he's a rescue. 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
3588 He's a rescue. 1.0000 0.00573 175 175 0 0
3589 Apparently I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00567 177 177 0 0
3590 I had no idea I was going to get this attached to him. 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
3591 It's fine. She's just teething. 1.0000 0.00643 156 156 0 0
3592 Our search for man's best friend continues. 1.0000 0.00643 156 156 0 0
3593 Yes, it's evolving into a problem. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
3594 How the Ankylosaurus got its name. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
3595 I'm inventing shoes for him to chew 1.0000 0.00528 190 190 0 0
3596 He's very attached to me. 1.0000 0.00528 190 190 0 0
3597 They told us he was vegan. 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
3598 I don’t think we quite understand the food chain yet 1.0000 0.00514 195 195 0 0
3599 It’s called an ankle monitor, but I think it wants to eat me. 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3600 Call me the eternal optimist, but I see a future in which they will give us unconditional love. 1.0000 0.00557 180 180 0 0
3601 He really puts the sore in dinosaur 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
3602 I'm beginning to regret rescuing him from extinction. 1.0000 0.00545 184 184 0 0
3603 He’s teething. 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
3604 Yes I'm up for a walk but I can't do hills. 1.0000 0.00583 172 172 0 0
3605 I would, but it's an endangered species. 1.0000 0.00590 170 170 0 0
3606 I couldn't care less whether it's an alligator or a crocodile. 1.0000 0.00590 170 170 0 0
3607 So, like I said, he needs his suppositories three times a day, prefers tuna steaks for meals, and he LOVES kids. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
3608 He's a great companion, completely housebroken, eats anything. 1.0000 0.00583 172 172 0 0
3609 I am thinking of inventing fire so we can barbeque him. 1.0000 0.00583 172 172 0 0
3610 I'm on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00583 172 172 0 0
3611 Extinct my foot ! 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
3612 Help me find his chew toy. 1.0000 0.00570 176 176 0 0
3613 The judge gave me thirty days of cave arrest and an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.00563 178 178 0 0
3614 So far it has cost me an arm. 1.0000 0.00623 161 161 0 0
3615 He loves having people for dinner. 1.0000 0.00712 141 141 0 0
3616 Dont' worry, he doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.00533 188 188 0 0
3617 I think we should try once more domesticating that wolf instead 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
3618 Yea, I stopped work on the wheel so I could focus all of my energies on inventing the muzzle. 1.0000 0.00590 170 170 0 0
3619 He suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.00590 170 170 0 0
3620 She is supposed to evolve, but it is taking forever. 1.0000 0.00673 149 149 0 0
3621 It’s not so much the biting. It’s the licking. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
3622 It’s cheaper than a leash 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
3623 It's a Legosaurus. 1.0000 0.00551 182 182 0 0
3624 He has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
3625 He doesn't bark........so yes, the bite is much worse. 1.0000 0.00536 187 187 0 0
3626 I hate the teething stage. 1.0000 0.00678 148 148 0 0
3627 I would sue, but I don't have a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.00533 188 188 0 0
3628 C’mon in, just try not to wake up her big brother. 1.0000 0.00639 157 157 0 0
3629 House arrest. 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
3630 The original plan was to eat him, but then we got attached. 1.0000 0.00576 174 174 0 0
3631 Apparently I owe more than $350 in outstanding parking violations. 1.0000 0.00560 179 179 0 0
3632 Good question. Where IS my wife? 1.0000 0.00533 188 188 0 0
3633 Honestly, I wouldn't have noticed it if you hadn't said anything. 1.0000 0.00496 202 202 0 0
3634 Please crop him out of the cave painting. 1.0000 0.00440 228 228 0 0
3635 I got three months probation and I can’t go more than 50 feet from the cave. 1.0000 0.00440 228 228 0 0
3636 It was cute when he was little. 1.0000 0.00398 252 252 0 0
3637 I’d rather you amputate his head. 1.0000 0.00401 250 250 0 0
3638 Is this what they mean by Snapchat? 1.0000 0.00464 216 216 0 0
3639 Apparently, I just have to wait for him to die out. 1.0000 0.00404 248 248 0 0
3640 He's a wonderful pet but it costs an arm and a leg to feed him. 1.0000 0.00414 242 242 0 0
3641 I guess house arrest is better than being in jail. 1.0000 0.00419 239 239 0 0
3642 I call it a 'Fitbit.' 1.0000 0.00384 261 261 0 0
3643 No, he's not an armadillo, he's a legadillo. 1.0000 0.00421 238 238 0 0
3644 It's the weirdest thing- it takes away my back pain! 1.0000 0.00451 222 222 0 0
3645 Actually, teaching him not to pee in the cave was a lot worse. 1.0000 0.00382 262 262 0 0
3646 All those unpaid parking tickets finally caught up with me. 1.0000 0.00411 244 244 0 0
3647 Let's keep looking. I have a bad feeling about this one. 1.0000 0.00353 284 284 0 0
3648 His bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.00411 244 244 0 0
3649 Forget the wheel. Someone needs to invent the Frisbee. 1.0000 0.00160 626 626 0 0
3650 I mean yeah it hurts, but its not like I can afford insurance in this economy. 1.0000 0.00506 198 198 0 0
3651 Obviously not as extinct as you might think. 1.0000 0.00573 175 175 0 0
3652 This just started, I think it's the new cave. 1.0000 0.00501 200 200 0 0
3653 Regretfully I won’t be able to attend the Bronze Age. 1.0000 0.00499 201 201 0 0
3654 It's from the government and it's here to help us. 1.0000 0.00499 201 201 0 0
3655 It’s not news unless I bite him. 1.0000 0.00496 202 202 0 0
3656 I considered getting a "dog", but I hear that their bark is even worse than their bite. 1.0000 0.00496 202 202 0 0
3657 I always manage to lose one when I do laundry. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
3658 ...and the sellers are also including their burglar alarm system. 1.0000 0.00531 189 189 0 0
3659 My parole officer says it comes off in 6 weeks with good behavior. 1.0000 0.00528 190 190 0 0
3660 I'm still glad we didn't get a cat. 1.0000 0.00506 198 198 0 0
3661 Jim, did you forget to feed the legosaurus? 1.0000 0.00528 190 190 0 0
3662 The court ordered me to wear it until the end of the stone age. 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
3663 You were right. Pet's really do tie you down. 1.0000 0.00522 192 192 0 0
3664 You never really know what you’re getting with a rescue. 1.0000 0.00519 193 193 0 0
3665 I need to invent the Chew Toy. 1.0000 0.00517 194 194 0 0
3666 On the plus-side, he’s using the litter box now. 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
3667 Have either of you seen Ethel?. 1.0000 0.00608 165 165 0 0
3668 I wouldn't mind letting him go extinct. 1.0000 0.00597 168 168 0 0
3669 Is it really that noticeable? 1.0000 0.00580 173 173 0 0
3670 I just have to wait it out until he goes extinct. 1.0000 0.00525 191 191 0 0
3671 This was the condition for my cave arrest 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
3672 It's a metaphysical question. Do we own our pets or do they own us? 1.0000 0.00168 597 597 0 0
3673 Go without me. I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.00149 673 673 0 0
3674 He's a Tyrannodoodle, so he's hypoallergenic. 1.0000 0.00120 836 836 0 0
3675 We're still working on 'heel.' 1.0000 0.00051 1966 1966 0 0
3676 As far as I'm concerned, they can't become extinct fast enough. 1.0000 0.00058 1731 1731 0 0
3677 He always knows when we're going on a trip. 1.0000 0.00062 1607 1607 0 0
3678 It's called a FitBit. 1.0000 0.00054 1848 1848 0 0
3679 Apparently I taste like chicken... 1.0000 0.00058 1723 1723 0 0
3680 Mom? Dad? Does our healthcare cover prehistoric conditions? 1.0000 0.00051 1947 1947 0 0
3681 It's time for his walk. 1.0000 0.00037 2709 2709 0 0
3682 All I said was "Heel." 1.0000 0.00060 1679 1679 0 0
3683 They said "Adopt two so they can play with each other", but I didn't listen. 1.0000 0.00062 1601 1601 0 0
3684 It counts my steps. 1.0000 0.00041 2419 2419 0 0
3685 I'm on cave arrest until my hearing 1.0000 0.00065 1538 1538 0 0
3686 Is Ouch a word yet? 1.0000 0.00061 1651 1651 0 0
3687 I thought Crocs were supposed to be comfortable! 1.0000 0.00038 2603 2603 0 0
3688 My God, we all have one eye! 1.0000 0.00178 563 563 0 0
3689 He's gotten very attached to me. 1.0000 0.00101 987 987 0 0
3690 I'd love to but I'm still under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00042 2388 2388 0 0
3691 With all this talk of extinction, he's afraid of being left alone. 1.0000 0.00059 1690 1690 0 0
3692 I got three months cave arrest and an Ankylosaurus monitor. 1.0000 0.00052 1919 1919 0 0
3693 We're still having some attachment issues. 1.0000 0.00059 1699 1699 0 0
3694 House arrest -- ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.00076 1319 1319 0 0
3695 I caught it. You cook it. 1.0000 0.00065 1531 1531 0 0
3696 He's become attached to me. 1.0000 0.00157 639 639 0 0
3697 I forgot the password. 1.0000 0.00091 1099 1099 0 0
3698 Well I would have gotten a cat, but I'm allergic. 1.0000 0.00107 939 939 0 0
3699 How do I disable the alarm again? 1.0000 0.00107 938 938 0 0
3700 He's a purebred. Cost me an arm and a leg! 1.0000 0.00125 803 803 0 0
3701 Somethings been gnawing at me lately. 1.0000 0.00069 1457 1457 0 0
3702 As far as I'm concerned, they can't become extinct fast enough. 1.0000 0.00066 1512 1512 0 0
3703 He's on the caveman diet. 1.0000 0.00045 2200 2200 0 0
3704 We're still working on 'heel.' 1.0000 0.00066 1508 1508 0 0
3705 Let's pick something else to call man's best friend. 1.0000 0.00052 1926 1926 0 0
3706 He'll sit, lie down, and fetch, but he's unclear on 'Heel." 1.0000 0.00066 1527 1527 0 0
3707 He was a wedding present from my mother-in-law! 1.0000 0.00131 761 761 0 0
3708 Something about him just grabbed me. 1.0000 0.00095 1056 1056 0 0
3709 But he's a total chick magnet. 1.0000 0.00100 1005 1005 0 0
3710 It only hurts when I move or when I don't move. 1.0000 0.00061 1633 1633 0 0
3711 Have either of you seen my other Croc? 1.0000 0.00056 1789 1789 0 0
3712 Hey guys, have you seen my other croc? 1.0000 0.00047 2145 2145 0 0
3713 Actually, our relationship is evolving. 1.0000 0.00123 811 811 0 0
3714 The Vet says it might be separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.00146 684 684 0 0
3715 All I said was he'd make a beautiful pair of shoes? 1.0000 0.00092 1093 1093 0 0
3716 I found out why they call him an ankylosauros. 1.0000 0.00051 1950 1950 0 0
3717 So far he understands Sit, Fetch, and Roll Over but Heel is painfully problematic. 1.0000 0.00028 3534 3534 0 0
3718 As soon as we discover fire, we're going to eat him. 1.0000 0.00041 2451 2451 0 0
3719 Turns out... the bark wasn't that bad. 1.0000 0.00032 3163 3163 0 0
3720 He's a rescue. Ate his last family. 1.0000 0.00060 1663 1663 0 0
3721 On the plus side, he doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.00059 1701 1701 0 0
3722 Achilles? What kind of a name is Achilles? 1.0000 0.00060 1665 1665 0 0
3723 I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00027 3712 3712 0 0
3724 My wife said to ignore it, since what it wants is attention; but then again, my wife is missing. 1.0000 0.00029 3502 3502 0 0
3725 It counts your steps and keeps your heart-rate up. 1.0000 0.00027 3770 3770 0 0
3726 "I believe I accidentally set off your security system". 1.0000 0.00025 4063 4063 0 0
3727 Somebody carve 9-1-1. 1.0000 0.00027 3690 3690 0 0
3728 The doctor said it will eventually just go extinct. 1.0000 0.00028 3592 3592 0 0
3729 He has trouble with "heel" and for God's sake please don't say B - A - L - L. 1.0000 0.00028 3572 3572 0 0
3730 Have you seen my other Croc? 1.0000 0.00057 1754 1754 0 0
3731 Yes he’s a herbivore. Unfortunately I’m Herb. 1.0000 0.00027 3707 3707 0 0
3732 It's only on for a month and then just some community service 1.0000 0.00027 3676 3676 0 0
3733 Home confinement isn't so bad, but the ankle bracelet is killing me. 1.0000 0.00051 1959 1959 0 0
3734 I have this idea called "pet", but I haven't ironed out all the details. 1.0000 0.00031 3204 3204 0 0
3735 I can't understand why people think these Crocs are so comfortable. 1.0000 0.00030 3282 3282 0 0
3736 It would mean a lot if you guys didn't cave-paint this. 1.0000 0.00030 3324 3324 0 0
3737 Luckily for me, I have Obamacare and they're still covering prehistoric conditions. 1.0000 0.00033 3019 3019 0 0
3738 He understood the "Heel" command right away. 1.0000 0.00044 2276 2276 0 0
3739 Fuck the New Yorker. There's nothing funny about this! 1.0000 0.00051 1966 1966 0 0
3740 Actually, his bark is worse. 1.0000 0.00042 2397 2397 0 0
3741 "Would you mind turning-off your home security system"! 1.0000 0.00036 2798 2798 0 0
3742 The good news is he's nearly extinct. 1.0000 0.00045 2231 2231 0 0
3743 He is costing me an arm and a leg to feed. 1.0000 0.00039 2542 2542 0 0
3744 The garbage disposal is acting up again. 1.0000 0.00035 2834 2834 0 0
3745 You always find an excuse for not going out to dinner with us. 1.0000 0.00110 910 910 0 0
3746 Forget the wheel. Can you invent the chew toy? 1.0000 0.00053 1887 1887 0 0
3747 Just give me a minute to disarm the security system. 1.0000 0.00036 2761 2761 0 0
3748 A little obedience training, and a couple million years of evolution, and you're looking at man's best friend. 1.0000 0.00035 2854 2854 0 0
3749 Monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.00037 2685 2685 0 0
3750 Have you seen my other Croc? 1.0000 0.00073 1375 1375 0 0
3751 Let me give you some advice: don’t try to drain the swamp 1.0000 0.00039 2585 2585 0 0
3752 Before I leave there's something that's been gnawing at me. 1.0000 0.00037 2669 2669 0 0
3753 He was so cute as an egg. 1.0000 0.00033 2990 2990 0 0
3754 Since the meteor hit, he's become very clingy. 1.0000 0.00034 2929 2929 0 0
3755 I am so ready for mammals. 1.0000 0.00032 3125 3125 0 0
3756 Yes, well, perhaps 'domesticated' is too strong a word. 1.0000 0.00041 2419 2419 0 0
3757 Well the Henderson's had such great success with domesticating the dog, and the Taylor's with the sheep - I just thought to myself, "How hard can it be?" 1.0000 0.00103 975 975 0 0
3758 ...and they asked me if I'd tried turning it off and back on again. 1.0000 0.00179 559 559 0 0
3759 I think he's on the Paleo diet. 1.0000 0.00079 1262 1262 0 0
3760 Sorry, not ready to go out yet. I have to finish shaving my legs. 1.0000 0.00126 792 792 0 0
3761 I forgot to disable the alarm. 1.0000 0.00127 790 790 0 0
3762 ...only when it laughs. 1.0000 0.00120 832 832 0 0
3763 I don’t mind the house arrest but I hate the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
3764 Shouldn't have said, "Heel!" 1.0000 0.00117 856 856 0 0
3765 Hi, my name is Achilles. 1.0000 0.00145 692 692 0 0
3766 She gets upset when I try to leave for work. 1.0000 0.00262 382 382 0 0
3767 I just said 'heel'. 1.0000 0.00203 494 494 0 0
3768 Ankle bitelet - house arrest. 1.0000 0.00108 927 927 0 0
3769 We have a safe word. 1.0000 0.00140 717 717 0 0
3770 Possessive? How do you mean? 1.0000 0.00639 157 157 0 0
3771 The breeder told us he's emotionally VERY stable and VERY intelligent. 1.0000 0.00135 742 742 0 0
3772 So I was going to club him but turns out he's on the endangered species list. 1.0000 0.00143 702 702 0 0
3773 What can I say? He’s a rescue. 1.0000 0.00114 879 879 0 0
3774 I've just invented pliers. 1.0000 0.00178 561 561 0 0
3775 The good thing is he doesn't bark. 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
3776 The exterminator comes on Wednesdays. Would you like to see the rest of the cave? 1.0000 0.00116 859 859 0 0
3777 House arrest isn’t so bad, but this ankle bracelet is starting to chafe 1.0000 0.00138 724 724 0 0
3778 Okay, who left the door uninvented? 1.0000 0.00153 655 655 0 0
3779 Looks like dinner's on me! 1.0000 0.00146 686 686 0 0
3780 I wouldn't say he's my BEST friend, but he's growing on me. 1.0000 0.00292 343 343 0 0
3781 I’m still on cave arrest 1.0000 0.00148 677 677 0 0
3782 I was put on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00143 698 698 0 0
3783 He's very loyal. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3784 I'm really more of a cat person. 1.0000 0.00212 473 473 0 0
3785 But enough about me. How was the show? 1.0000 0.00250 401 401 0 0
3786 Meet my wife's divorce lawyer. 1.0000 0.00194 515 515 0 0
3787 Apparently, his mother was a world-famous handbag. 1.0000 0.00238 421 421 0 0
3788 Well, this will shock no one, but Spike failed obedience training. Again. 1.0000 0.00185 540 540 0 0
3789 I'm hoping he'll be extinct soon. 1.0000 0.00108 927 927 0 0
3790 We're very close. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3791 He cost me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.00130 768 768 0 0
3792 I still think I can pass him off as my emotional support animal. 1.0000 0.00156 642 642 0 0
3793 Don’t worry. He is a trained service animal. 1.0000 0.00267 375 375 0 0
3794 It’s my pet peeve. 1.0000 0.00212 472 472 0 0
3795 It hurt at first but you get used it. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
3796 I thought the pet-sitting ad said, "Playful and loving," not "Painful and numbing." 1.0000 0.00749 134 134 0 0
3797 He followed me home. 1.0000 0.01482 68 68 0 0
3798 His name is Chewy. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
3799 He's just teething. 1.0000 0.00242 414 414 0 0
3800 The alternative was a monkey on my back. 1.0000 0.00119 842 842 0 0
3801 I can come with you, but he's going to be a drag. 1.0000 0.00117 855 855 0 0
3802 He knows “fetch”, and we’re working on “drop it”. 1.0000 0.00136 737 737 0 0
3803 Turns out it’s a “gatored” community 1.0000 0.00167 598 598 0 0
3804 It's a new kind of currency called bitecoin. 1.0000 0.00095 1055 1055 0 0
3805 So if you could just make the petroglyph showing me with a spear chasing this guy, I think the anthropologists would be more impressed with who we were as a people. 1.0000 0.00095 1056 1056 0 0
3806 He’s a rescue and we’re working through a few issues. 1.0000 0.00097 1028 1028 0 0
3807 Maybe we should try domesticating wolves instead. 1.0000 0.00090 1115 1115 0 0
3808 I'll wait here while you invent tools. 1.0000 0.00088 1142 1142 0 0
3809 They told me about attachment issues but I never expected this. 1.0000 0.00116 861 861 0 0
3810 Unfortunately I can only demonstrate this security system once. 1.0000 0.00098 1017 1017 0 0
3811 Extinct my ass. 1.0000 0.00176 570 570 0 0
3812 It's not the breed; it's how they're raised. 1.0000 0.00079 1261 1261 0 0
3813 It won't be quite so cute when he weighs 20 tons. 1.0000 0.00149 673 673 0 0
3814 He still has some attachment issues. 1.0000 0.00081 1241 1241 0 0
3815 It lets me know when I reach ten thousand steps. 1.0000 0.00084 1192 1192 0 0
3816 I think he's just pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.00082 1214 1214 0 0
3817 Yah, I posted bail - but Judge Ogg thought I was a flight risk. 1.0000 0.00160 627 627 0 0
3818 He’s great with kids though 1.0000 0.00152 660 660 0 0
3819 In this instance the bark isn't worse . 1.0000 0.00089 1123 1123 0 0
3820 You can't defeat the ankle monitor, but it can de-feet you. 1.0000 0.00100 997 997 0 0
3821 Sarah said; See you later, alligator. I said; Catch you in a while crocodile... I guess he thought we were mocking him... 1.0000 0.00169 593 593 0 0
3822 "I just start biting them. It's like a magnet. Just bite. I don't even wait. And when you're a dinosaur, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the tibia". 1.0000 0.00539 186 186 0 0
3823 The ankle monitor should come off after my next court hearing. 1.0000 0.00184 543 543 0 0
3824 I'm under cave arrest, this is my ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.00176 569 569 0 0
3825 He's become quite attached to me. 1.0000 0.00160 624 624 0 0
3826 Can't go. I'm still under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00099 1010 1010 0 0
3827 Our fault ... we trained him to hunt for bones. 1.0000 0.00093 1073 1073 0 0
3828 Just four more weeks of cave arrest and the ankle monitor lizard comes off. 1.0000 0.00162 619 619 0 0
3829 All I can say is do NOT ignore parking tickets. 1.0000 0.00112 891 891 0 0
3830 Unfortunately I can't go to the hospital - it's not a pre-historic condition. 1.0000 0.00091 1095 1095 0 0
3831 Bob Mueller says it will come off after I testify. 1.0000 0.00278 360 360 0 0
3832 Trust me, crocks are the next big thing in footwear. 1.0000 0.00107 935 935 0 0
3833 I agree that dinosaurs died out long before the first hominids, but that statement, as valid as it is, doesn't really solve my problem. 1.0000 0.00095 1048 1048 0 0
3834 No, he just ate Stephanie so we're good for a couple of hours till he's hungry again. Come on in! 1.0000 0.00120 832 832 0 0
3835 Sorry...still on cave arrest 1.0000 0.00089 1122 1122 0 0
3836 I can't go anywhere without him. 1.0000 0.00135 739 739 0 0
3837 I can't go, I'm grounded tonight. 1.0000 0.00201 498 498 0 0
3838 He is pretty much housebroken but we still have to work on his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.00093 1075 1075 0 0
3839 The upside is I made bail. 1.0000 0.00098 1020 1020 0 0
3840 Has he had his shots? 1.0000 0.00182 549 549 0 0
3841 We're still having a problem with "Heel". 1.0000 0.00124 807 807 0 0
3842 He identifies as a predator. 1.0000 0.00163 613 613 0 0
3843 At least he doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.00114 881 881 0 0
3844 You'll actually find her quite charming once the numbness sets in. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
3845 I can't come. I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
3846 I can't wait for the leash to be invented. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
3847 Forgot to feed him again, didn't you? 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3848 He's at that I'm-gonna-bite-off-your-leg age, but he's such a sweetheart. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3849 He's a rescue, but he seems to resent me. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3850 It's a codependasaurus. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3851 Believe me, his bark is much worse! 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3852 Please listen carefully, as our menu options have recently changed. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3853 He's my home arrest monitor... 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3854 Is that an alligator shoe, or a Croc? 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
3855 The look makes more sense with the matching handbag 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
3856 Did either of you bring the Jaws of Life? 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
3857 The vet thinks it might be separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
3858 I'm beginning to think there might be other animals out there who are better suited for domestication. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
3859 Any word from the exterminator? 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
3860 Yeah. Grounded. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
3861 He is a herding dinasour. He will not let me leave the cave. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
3862 Turns out he's an omnivore. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
3863 We're pretty sure he'll eventually evolve into a chihuahua. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
3864 I swear, I paid that ticket months ago. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3865 It was a rescue dinosaur 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
3866 It’s not the breed, it’s how they were raised. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
3867 The vet says it's just the age he's going through. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
3868 Unfortunately, he has attachment issues. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
3869 He's a leg man. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
3870 The shelter said he has abandonment issues. 1.0000 0.00837 120 120 0 0
3871 With any luck he will be extinct in a few months. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
3872 I was sentenced to home confinement. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3873 I’m just happy I got my underwear on before it happened. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
3874 The jail cave is full so the judge sentenced me to house arrest. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
3875 Cave arrest. And not permitted to carry a club for six months. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
3876 Get a pet, they said. It'll be fun, they said. 1.0000 0.01058 95 95 0 0
3877 He is a mini tyrannodoodle. 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
3878 They are extinct but this one keeps clinging on. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3879 He’s pretty attached to me. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
3880 Oh, Mom! All the kids are wearing them. 1.0000 0.01460 69 69 0 0
3881 This ankle monitor is getting to be a real pain. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3882 He prefers meat on the bone. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3883 It says to cover his head with petroleum jelly or tug firmly with tweezers, but maybe I misidentified what it is? 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3884 Since we rescued him from the shelter he's become very attached. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3885 It's only news when I bite him. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3886 And then I said, “You’re just pulling my leg.” 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3887 Got a launch date yet for those pliers you've been working on? 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
3888 Believe it or not, it's a service lizard. 1.0000 0.00905 111 111 0 0
3889 My parole officer said it'll come off in a few weeks. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3890 Sorry, I'm on home confinement. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
3891 He's having difficulty with the 'heel' command. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
3892 Next time I watch him, leave his chew toy. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
3893 A roommate is a small price to pay. Have you seen these ceilings? 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
3894 ...we aren't quite sure. He's a rescue. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
3895 On the flip side, I've discovered a new species. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
3896 You told me these things were extinct! 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
3897 I was lucky. Just house arrest and an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3898 It’s a new thing called “house arrest.” 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3899 The vet says it’s just separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3900 It turns out that domesticating an animal takes a few generations. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3901 It's a service dinosaur. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3902 Can the old ball and chain come too? 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
3903 Actually, the worst part of house arrest isn't the loss of freedom; it's the gnawing guilt. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
3904 This cave is going to cost you an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
3905 So until the trial I've been put on house arrest. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
3906 Give him time, he's still evolving. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
3907 It's better than prison, but if I go more than 50 feet from the cave, it will eat me. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
3908 He's become very attached to me lately. 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
3909 It's better than an albatross around the neck 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
3910 I think I'm more of a cat person. 1.0000 0.01227 82 82 0 0
3911 High ceilings, open loft layout and the best part, pet friendly. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
3912 Actually, I prefer it. His bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
3913 You were right. We should try to domesticate bears. 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
3914 The doctor said to keep it on until Thursday 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
3915 I've been naturally selected 1.0000 0.00897 112 112 0 0
3916 It's just a little love bite. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
3917 She finally snapped. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
3918 When you were told 'Zook loves people', you should have asked for clarification. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
3919 The shelter said he was part anklylosaurus. 1.0000 0.00844 119 119 0 0
3920 He's hypoallergenic and a rescue, which is tough to find. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
3921 Don't worry, they'll soon be extinct 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
3922 I know he looks mean, but I've become rather attached to him. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
3923 Mom, Dad, there's someone I'd like you to meet. 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
3924 The judge says I have to wear this for six months, and I can't leave the cave. 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
3925 On second thought, you should probably go along without me. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
3926 It was a condition of my bail. 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
3927 He's very attached. 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
3928 It's progress. We used to be attached at the hip. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
3929 At least I still have Obamacare. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
3930 The Judge called it monitor and cave arrest..... 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
3931 It's a service reptile. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
3932 Apparently, I'm delicious. 1.0000 0.00913 110 110 0 0
3933 Well, he's a rescue so we're still socializing him. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
3934 'We've decided to eat in tonight.' 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
3935 ... and in about an hour the whole cave floor is polished. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3936 The judge told me I had to wear an ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
3937 Cave arrest, this is my ankle monitor 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3938 What would a Neanderthal do? 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3939 It's a new thing I call snapchat 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3940 He says he was here first. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3941 So, would you like to see the upstairs? 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3942 He's really very attached to me. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3943 Did you remember the doggie treats? 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3944 He’s become very attached to me. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3945 I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.01005 100 100 0 0
3946 Sorry to disturb you folks, but would you have a Jaws of Life I might borrow? 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3947 Do we still have our receipt from Herbivores-R-Us? 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
3948 I tried to get the landlord to spray the place but you know how it is. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
3949 Better this than him humping my leg. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
3950 It's OK. He just smells my stegosaurus. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
3951 You know how it is when they get their first 40 teeth. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
3952 It's not so bad. Cave arrest is so much better than the alternative. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
3953 I'm serving the remainder of my sentence under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
3954 He has evolution anxiety. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
3955 Another month and the ankle bracelet comes off. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3956 Cave arrest bites. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3957 Yeah, it hurts like hell, but everyone at school has one! 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3958 We’re still working on ‘leave it.’ 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3959 Two months of cave arrest? That bites. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3960 It costs an arm and a leg to keep him. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3961 He takes the heel command too literally. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3962 Domestication is taking longer than I anticipated. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
3963 I think we’re making really good progress at establishing me as the Alpha. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
3964 It's only for thirty days and then I do community service. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
3965 I can't - I'm still on house arrest. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
3966 He came with the cave. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
3967 What would happen if he didn't like me? 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
3968 He's so attached to me. Can't I keep him? 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
3969 We're still working on the separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
3970 On the bright side, I no longer need the leash. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
3971 I wish they were extinct already. 1.0000 0.01399 72 72 0 0
3972 It’s been attached to me so for long that I don’t really notice it anymore. 1.0000 0.01290 78 78 0 0
3973 And I’m never buying an As Seen On TV vacuum again. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
3974 Three month's cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
3975 I told her it was over but she just won't let go. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
3976 They gave me 3 months of house arrest. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3977 It’d mean a lot to me if you guys knocked before coming in 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
3978 He's almost extinct so I give him some slack. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
3979 We were playing rock, paper, scissors. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
3980 I'm afraid that he has gotten too attached. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
3981 As a rescue from Paleolithic, he's still learning how to let go. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
3982 He doesn't shed. And you won't have a rat problem. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
3983 That's why I am a cat person. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
3984 It's court ordered....I'm on Cave Arrest 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
3985 I can't wait until they invent a leash. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3986 Playful and fun as a kid, then teenage hormones--WHOA!--LOOK OUT! 1.0000 0.01183 85 85 0 0
3987 Mom, Dad! He followed me home, can I keep him? 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
3988 The doctor recommended that I leave it on for a week or so and I'll be as good as new. 1.0000 0.01170 86 86 0 0
3989 Okay, YOU try telling him he shouldn’t exist. 1.0000 0.00930 108 108 0 0
3990 It's called an ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.00995 101 101 0 0
3991 So I was driving down the highway when this tail-gator bit me from behind. 1.0000 0.01070 94 94 0 0
3992 I’m really looking forward to the invention of the ball and chain. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
3993 The ankle monitor comes off next week 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
3994 Sorry, can’t. Still on parole. 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
3995 I posted bail, but they insisted I had to wear this ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
3996 I was hoping he'd evolve out of it 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
3997 He lets go when I get to ten thousand steps. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
3998 It's a little annoying, but I'm sure he'll evolve out of it. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
3999 It was a cave warming gift. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
4000 He's got attachment issues. 1.0000 0.00985 102 102 0 0
4001 His "grrraaaccckkk" is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.00922 109 109 0 0
4002 It measures my vital signs and sends them all to an app. 1.0000 0.01130 89 89 0 0
4003 Only two more months of cave arrest then I'm outta here. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
4004 He's a little anxious whenever we have company. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4005 Now can I stay home from school?? 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4006 Yeah, so, because I'm a celebrity, I'm only on house arrest and just have to keep this ankle bracelet on for six months. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
4007 Feeding him is costing an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4008 Doctor Stonehenge said the treatment would be painless. It must be working because right now I can’t feel my leg... 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4009 Our initial thought was separation anxiety. But now we're leaning towards hunger. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4010 He came with a password, but I forgot ! 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4011 Just because the Neanderthals have pets doesn’t make it a good idea. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4012 Fido's new paleo diet's gonna cost me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4013 He’s become very attached. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4014 He's due to become extinct next week, but I don't know if I can wait that long. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4015 Have you seen grandma? 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4016 I didn't choose him. He chose me! 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4017 Judge said I can only leave to hunt or gather... 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
4018 He's into paleo dieting. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
4019 I miss my cat. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
4020 My parole officer considers me a flight risk. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
4021 The pet store said this breed becomes attached easily. 1.0000 0.01504 67 67 0 0
4022 The problem with pets is that they get so attached to you. 1.0000 0.00669 150 150 0 0
4023 He's pretty calm until I take a shower. 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
4024 You guys are so Neanderthal. All the kids are wearing them at school. 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
4025 I should've gotten a saber-tooth, cats are never needy. 1.0000 0.00660 152 152 0 0
4026 Sorry, guys. Can't go out tonight. My wife found out what we did last time. 1.0000 0.00660 152 152 0 0
4027 It looks like I'll be on cave arrest until the trial 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4028 I found her on “Ancestry.com” 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4029 Cave arrest is such a drag! 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4030 I can't find the leash, but we should be okay. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4031 It's called cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4032 Spike has attachment issues. 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
4033 It's the latest police technology. I'm under cave arrest until further notice. 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
4034 Don't get one with separation anxiety issues . 1.0000 0.00656 153 153 0 0
4035 Let’s domesticate wolves instead 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4036 I don't know what to do about his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.00651 154 154 0 0
4037 Yes, I'm on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00631 159 159 0 0
4038 Yeah, but it hardly sheds... 1.0000 0.00760 132 132 0 0
4039 I've become very attached to the little fellow 1.0000 0.01093 92 92 0 0
4040 I can't find the release button. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
4041 I can't wait for them to invent ankle monitors. 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
4042 Go outside they said, it'll be fun they said... 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
4043 Sorry I can't leave, I am under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
4044 I was thinking of naming him Ankylosaurus...but it's already taken,apparently. 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
4045 Here there be dragons 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
4046 It’s an existential struggle. 1.0000 0.00717 140 140 0 0
4047 He followed me home....can I keep him ? 1.0000 0.00717 140 140 0 0
4048 I just hope he goes extinct before I do. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4049 The asteroid should be here any minute now. 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
4050 I fear it will be eons before he's domesticated. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
4051 I’m not supposed to hurt him. He’s an endangered species. 1.0000 0.00683 147 147 0 0
4052 Well, let's just say, I'm looking forward to teething being over. 1.0000 0.00683 147 147 0 0
4053 It gets clingy when we have company. 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
4054 I'm afraid you'll have to go gathering without me; I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
4055 Crocs are in but they kill my ankles 1.0000 0.01325 76 76 0 0
4056 My lawyer is sure they'll remove it after the trial. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4057 He's usually more cuddly. 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
4058 It's a monitor lizard. I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4059 It’s just a love bite. He’s really very friendly. 1.0000 0.00823 122 122 0 0
4060 Have you guys seen my other shoe? 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
4061 Sorry. He’s a rescue. 1.0000 0.00647 155 155 0 0
4062 The vet says it's just a bad case of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
4063 I'm waiting for it to become extinct. 1.0000 0.00601 167 167 0 0
4064 To be fair, I did tell him not to bite the 'hand' that feeds him. 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
4065 It beats a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. 1.0000 0.00651 154 154 0 0
4066 Obviously, this won't work. Maybe we try dog next. 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
4067 Do you know how to get rid of bed bugs? 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
4068 You're sure it's a herbivore? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4069 All I said was get your own dinner for once. 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
4070 He gets confused when I tell him to heel. 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
4071 This is Bitey. 1.0000 0.01527 66 66 0 0
4072 House arrest bites. 1.0000 0.00722 139 139 0 0
4073 Sometimes he takes the heel command too literally. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
4074 First known incident of somebody saying "he's pulling your leg." 1.0000 0.01143 88 88 0 0
4075 Well I like to think he rescued me. 1.0000 0.00631 159 159 0 0
4076 He's still teething. 1.0000 0.01418 71 71 0 0
4077 You think that hurts? Just wait until they invent high heels. 1.0000 0.00627 160 160 0 0
4078 I only wear the ankle monitor until trial. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
4079 I only have to wear it while on house arrest. 1.0000 0.00623 161 161 0 0
4080 Sorry I can't hunt or gather. I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.00623 161 161 0 0
4081 This is my Ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.00639 157 157 0 0
4082 My parole officer said I could shower with this one. 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
4083 It's an Ankle-sore-us. 1.0000 0.00678 148 148 0 0
4084 He suffers from a little separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.00615 163 163 0 0
4085 I look just like the mailman. 1.0000 0.00639 157 157 0 0
4086 We're working on his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.00639 157 157 0 0
4087 They said it's a pre-existing condition. 1.0000 0.00702 143 143 0 0
4088 In retrospect, jail was the better option. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
4089 We used to be attached at the hip. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
4090 Come on in, and watch your limbs; spot is teething. 1.0000 0.00635 158 158 0 0
4091 It could be worse...he could be humping my leg. 1.0000 0.00631 159 159 0 0
4092 Go figure. The guy at the pet shop said he only ate lettuce. 1.0000 0.00692 145 145 0 0
4093 My profession? I'm a mailman. 1.0000 0.00612 164 164 0 0
4094 ...and somehow this is MY fault? 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
4095 He said the cave painting makes him look fat. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
4096 It could be worse. Our last one was a humper. 1.0000 0.00664 151 151 0 0
4097 This time I've really put my foot in it. 1.0000 0.00727 138 138 0 0
4098 He'll be extinct soon. 1.0000 0.00593 169 169 0 0
4099 I still prefer him to a cat. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
4100 So nice of you to drop in for a bite. 1.0000 0.00643 156 156 0 0
4101 But he was so playful at the pound. 1.0000 0.00619 162 162 0 0
4102 His name is Izod. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
4103 He's a shelter dinosaur. 1.0000 0.00669 150 150 0 0
4104 He's still adjusting to the mammal takeover. 1.0000 0.01047 96 96 0 0
4105 My eyes are up here 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
4106 His chew toy rolled under the couch. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
4107 My sentence is ten years or his extinction. Whichever comes first. 1.0000 0.01198 84 84 0 0
4108 I was told it's not the breed, it's the owners. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
4109 “Next time I think I will just draw from memory.’ 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4110 Well, domestication takes several generations. 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
4111 He's the hunter and I'm the gatherer. 1.0000 0.00881 114 114 0 0
4112 No, it is not house arrest. It is farm to table dinner- if we only had a a table. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4113 They're very loyal but tend to only bond with one person. 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
4114 They say I'm a flight risk. 1.0000 0.00957 105 105 0 0
4115 I'm under Cave Arrest. One step outside and it eats me. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4116 I'd love to join you, but I'm under house-a-rex. 1.0000 0.00866 116 116 0 0
4117 If his behavior doesn't improve, we'll have to put him up for extinction. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
4118 The worst part is when I have to tell Fred & Wilma about this little mishap with their chainsaw. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
4119 My leash invention is still in the conceptual stage. 1.0000 0.00797 126 126 0 0
4120 We thought about a dog but we didn't want to be tied down. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
4121 I have to wear it on my ankle until my next court appearance. 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
4122 In a future lifetime, I will be delivering something called "mail". 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
4123 The vet says he's just teething. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
4124 He's not letting go until I admit we do not co-exist historically. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
4125 My lawyer says I got off easy with house arrest, given all the stone tablets I leaked. 1.0000 0.00784 128 128 0 0
4126 I got three months house arrest, can you bring me a pepperoni pizza and a small animal for him? 1.0000 0.00791 127 127 0 0
4127 It´s a condition of my house arrest. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
4128 I’m kind of getting attached to him. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
4129 A stegosaurus is an *outside* pet, I said. 1.0000 0.00844 119 119 0 0
4130 I can’t seem to get a leg up. 1.0000 0.00844 119 119 0 0
4131 I can't afford to remove it. My health insurance plan doesn't cover prehistoric creatures. 1.0000 0.00844 119 119 0 0
4132 Got anything that isn't quite so tight around the ankles? 1.0000 0.00837 120 120 0 0
4133 As soon as I said "heel" he got it. Still not sure they make the best pets. 1.0000 0.00976 103 103 0 0
4134 Not everything is a Trump joke! 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
4135 It is NOT my turn. I walked her this morning. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
4136 I'm just lucky to still have a leg to stand on 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
4137 Could you loan me 20 fish? I didn't catch enough to make my "protection" payment this week. 1.0000 0.00966 104 104 0 0
4138 He's having one of his clingy days. 1.0000 0.01274 79 79 0 0
4139 Sorry but I've been under cave arrest and have to wear this monitor lizard until the trial. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
4140 Please say I can keep him . . . I'm already so attached. 1.0000 0.01036 97 97 0 0
4141 could we not just invent a ball and chain 1.0000 0.00873 115 115 0 0
4142 I got caught painting on walls again. I have to wear this for 30 days. 1.0000 0.01026 98 98 0 0
4143 No matter how much he begs, whatever you do, don't buy a Chompasaurus for your kid. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4144 I was told I'd have to wear it until my trial. 1.0000 0.00858 117 117 0 0
4145 I told you we should have gotten a door. 1.0000 0.01015 99 99 0 0
4146 I'm out, but I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01439 70 70 0 0
4147 I forgot the alarm code. 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
4148 He gets this way when I'm about to leave for a few days. 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
4149 I forgot the password. 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
4150 As you can see, this cave comes with a state-of-the-art security system. 1.0000 0.00743 135 135 0 0
4151 I'd ask if we can keep him but I don't think it matters what you say. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4152 He’s somewhat overprotective. 1.0000 0.00803 125 125 0 0
4153 Ever since I brought him home from the shelter, he's been very attached to me. 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
4154 Full grown we expect him to be over 5 tons. 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
4155 It was the smallest ankle monitor they had. 1.0000 0.00738 136 136 0 0
4156 I'm running a fever and they were out of leeches. 1.0000 0.00733 137 137 0 0
4157 It beats a prison cell. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4158 He followed me home! Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.01081 93 93 0 0
4159 Yeah, I got home detention with a monitor. It's a real pain. 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4160 He obviously misunderstood when I said, “Heel!” 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
4161 Yeah well he's hypoallergenic so that's a plus. 1.0000 0.00939 107 107 0 0
4162 Rescues get so attached. 1.0000 0.00851 118 118 0 0
4163 He's not a carnivore. He just thinks I'm broccoli. 1.0000 0.00712 141 141 0 0
4164 It's for hunting and gathering under the influence. 1.0000 0.00707 142 142 0 0
4165 Can I keep him? He followed me home. He seems hungry. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
4166 It's a new thing I'm working on. I call it 'shoe'. 1.0000 0.01307 77 77 0 0
4167 I can't tonight, I'm still under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00687 146 146 0 0
4168 Did I forget to tell you I'm under cave arrest? 1.0000 0.00948 106 106 0 0
4169 He was a great chick magnet until he ate the last one. 1.0000 0.00889 113 113 0 0
4170 Sorry guys I’m under cave arrest until the end of the month. 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
4171 ‘It’s either separation anxiety or I taste like chicken.’ 1.0000 0.00749 134 134 0 0
4172 I'm on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.00778 129 129 0 0
4173 They call it "house arrest." 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4174 The upside is he keeps the unit rodent free. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
4175 I keep saying "Heel." He keeps hearing "Ankle." 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
4176 He's got attachment issues. 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
4177 Separation anxiety..he knows the Cretaceous Period ends next week 1.0000 0.00772 130 130 0 0
4178 Thank god they've invented the wheel, because I need an ambulance. 1.0000 0.01258 80 80 0 0
4179 This way I don't need a leash. 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
4180 The breeder said he has "attachment" issues. 1.0000 0.00810 124 124 0 0
4181 Buster knows don’t bite the hand that feeds you, but he’s not good extrapolating. 1.0000 0.00766 131 131 0 0
4182 They determined I was a flight risk. 1.0000 0.01105 91 91 0 0
4183 Ugg have two more weeks of cave-arrest. 1.0000 0.01242 81 81 0 0
4184 All I said was 'fetch'. 1.0000 0.00823 122 122 0 0
4185 He seemed further away. 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
4186 Guess what happens if I violate the conditions of my parole. 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
4187 He's on the Paleo diet. 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
4188 His bite is worse than his bark. 1.0000 0.00755 133 133 0 0
4189 The staff at the Rescue said he will outgrow the chewing phase in a million years or so. 1.0000 0.00816 123 123 0 0
4190 I’m under cave arrest. He comes off tomorrow. 1.0000 0.00830 121 121 0 0
4191 They make you wear this ankle monitor lizard when your under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4192 I said bite me and he took it literally. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
4193 It's new. It's called marriage. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
4194 Ignore the fleas. They're terrible this time of year. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4195 Ask your doctor if Canklesaurus is right for you. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4196 Let's go... haven't you seen an ankle monitor before. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4197 Thank goodness he's an herbivore! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4198 it's court ordered 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4199 It’s the latest in cave-arrest technology. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4200 I didn't have a leash. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4201 You ought to see him fetch. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4202 Look what followed me home. Can I keep it? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4203 He's NOT just in it for the food. My pet loves me! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4204 They call it inter-species attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4205 The trick is not minding. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4206 It’s just until the trial’s over, they’re putting me under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4207 Lovable, but he always has to stick his mouth on my foot. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4208 But he followed me home........ 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4209 Before there were Pit Bulls to bring into our homes. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4210 Dinner! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4211 We can’t figure out what she likes to eat. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4212 ... and some cavemen still say I'm not a victim of reptile harassment ! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4213 The Special Counsel has me under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4214 He's jealous of other people. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4215 The judge gave me 6 months cave arrest for riding with intoxicated. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4216 It's time to invent kittens. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4217 Don't worry, he is a pet 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4218 He seems to have gotten very attached to me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4219 I think you may have invented alligator clamps 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4220 The Stegosaurus whisperer I'm not. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4221 He seemed further away. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4222 I'm going to court next week to get the ankle monitor off. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4223 Yeah, the bracelet's a little uncomfortable, but it beats doing time in the slammer. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4224 I must have misunderstood when you asked me over for dinner. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4225 He's taking me out for lunch. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4226 He came with the sublet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4227 We thought a rescue pet was the right way to go, but he has issues. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4228 It’s a new thing they call a house arrest ankle bracelet. Don’t ask. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4229 It's going to be O.K. You have one LEFT 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4230 Well, at least he's cavebroken. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4231 I hate homonyms. I told the guy at the store I wanted an ankle gaiter. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4232 I'm ordered to wear it and stay here at home. Let's just say I shouldn't have been behind that wheel I invented the other night. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4233 They say if I wander too far from the cave, the anklet will issue a firm bite. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4234 Me call it "plantiff's attorney". 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4235 The white House sent him to keep me from tweeting 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4236 Can I keep him? He followed me home. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4237 My emotional support animal is filled with rage. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4238 They hate to be left alone. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4239 The judge added him to my cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4240 They promised me my money back if he's not domesticated in 2,000 years. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4241 He only bites the one he loves. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4242 Yeah, I know, but I have a bigger button. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4243 Stop staring! You'll flare up his social anxiety. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4244 I'm more of a cat person. 1.0000 0.03279 31 31 0 0
4245 He’ll be with me until I pay my student loan. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4246 You warned me Lisa. The ones from the Aardvark pound have issues. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4247 I look forward to a day when insects are smaller. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4248 Even though this is an anachronism, it's still hurting. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4249 He's a rescue. The former owners disappeared without a trace. By the way, have you seen my wife lately? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4250 He's become quite attached ever since I brought him home from the shelter. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4251 Steg likes leg. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4252 Well then there you have it. You can afford to be judgmental. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4253 Inter-specifically speaking, I think we should hold out for a better best friend. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4254 He is a very loyal pet at least. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4255 Technically, we're compliant with the leash law. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4256 I’m hoping it’ll be extinct in the next few days. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4257 Separation anxiety. We're still working on letting go. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4258 To be on your own. With no direction home. Like a complete unknown. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4259 My release was conditioned on paying bail and submitting to cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4260 At least I get to serve my time at home 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4261 He comes with the unit, but he won't cost you an arm, and a leg to maintain. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4262 Please don't tell me you guys haven't heard of 9-1-1. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4263 He gets a bit feisty after 5pm. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4264 This house arrest thing is a crock! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4265 Grund kiss Girma. Grooga get mad. Made Grund put on ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4266 Seriously?? I'm dragging this thing around and still managed to get here on time! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4267 His therapist says it's a phase. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4268 He's not fully domesticated yet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4269 The vet said that she has abandonment issues. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4270 How does it notify the police? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4271 This evolution stuff is a bunch of crock. Next thing you know they'll be talking about a ball and chain. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4272 Don't worry, it will eventually die-off 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4273 Don't worry: when she's really mad, she bites my head off. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4274 Misplaced affection. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4275 He just acts like any other puppy. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4276 I will tell you the key to life if you tell me how to get rid of hemorrhoids. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4277 How do you like my ankle bracelet? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4278 I'm on house arrest after that bonfire fracas. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4279 ...On the bright side, he practically walks himself. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4280 He's a nice pet and he really doesn't eat much. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4281 Don't worry, Spiky is very friendly. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4282 Well, it did warn us what would happen if we did the Chicken Dance one more time. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4283 He’s been extra needy ever since he accidentally ate Shirley. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4284 Maybe this doesn't seem like a healthy relationship to you, but you don't know him like I do. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4285 I'm really looking forward to the invention of long pants. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4286 It's still got some kinks to work out, but I have a feeling that pets are going to be a big thing in the future! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4287 He's too evolved to actually eat me. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4288 It only hurts when you laugh. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4289 He's grown attached to me. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4290 I caught a blergl for supper! However I’m going to need some help getting him into a stewpot! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4291 I asked him if he felt like having a shindig. What a crock of shit! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4292 It's not so much what he says, it's how he says it. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4293 I can't go, I'm afraid. I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4294 I got off easy. They only put me on cave arrest after I vandalized the walls. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4295 It's not a pet in the strict sense 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4296 I’m naming him ballanchain. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4297 When we discover iron we'll make a better trap. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4298 We're out of sticks now that fire is a thing. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4299 He followed me home. Can I keep him, please, please? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4300 Yes, I am feeling a bit slow today. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4301 Oh - they get very attached. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4302 House arrest seemed like a good deal until I saw the ankle device. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4303 The early days of House Arrest. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4304 It came with the place at no charge. The previous owner just mysteriously disappeared. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4305 It is reported in the “Mesozoic Times” that these guys teethe for many years. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4306 Get the Jaws of Life. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4307 I don't have coverage... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4308 Thou do not have the balls to enter. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4309 It's a newish relationship, sure, but I already feel committed. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4310 Oh don't worry about her, she gets nervous around guests 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4311 It was an ankle bracelet or jail time. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4312 Has he had his rabies vaccination? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4313 I forgot the treats,"Heel, Rex!" doesn't work right without 'em. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4314 At first I was happy the judge gave me house arrest ... but now, not so much. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4315 We used to be joined at the hip, but now he does double-duty as an ankle weight. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4316 He followed me home, so I must keep him. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4317 He's a rescue from the tar pits. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4318 I have to wear this until I make bail. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4319 I had my eye on a champion bloodline T-Rex, but the Mrs. thought this little ankle-biter would be easier to manage inside. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4320 House arrest gnaws on you after awhile. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4321 Sorry I won't be joining you, I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4322 It's this new fad called an ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4323 I knew it liked me, but i didn't know it was this attached. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4324 He thought we had similar hair styles 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4325 The parole board required it. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4326 Maybe I should have brought the wolf home with me instead. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4327 He's an ankylosaurus and yes, he's aptly named. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4328 Don't worry, Lizzie still only has her hatching teeth. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4329 I've got him thinking HE is taking ME for a walk. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4330 Trog says he's vegetarian but I'm not convinced. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4331 The dinosaur whisperer suggested clubbing the bastard. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4332 I wanted a Labrador, but Lisa insisted on a non-shedding breed. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4333 And he wouldn't have caught me if I had binocular vision. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4334 I traded my shells for this new money called Bitcoin 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4335 ...How do you say “Letgo my lego” in Danish?... 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4336 Perhaps we should cross this one off the possible pets list. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4337 Her spike is worse than her bite. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4338 Hang on a minute. I'll have to feed him before I can go. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4339 It's nothing, you should have heard it bark 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4340 Ultimately, they gave me home detention. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4341 And they wonder why they are going extinct. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4342 Thank you for listening to my cave security system proposal, and I hope you'll consider investing. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4343 He's evolving nicely, but still has some separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4344 Fortunately, Rex is not a tyrannosaurus. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4345 I’ll pass on our lumch date today, girls. This one’s got separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4346 They haven't invented the ball and chain yet. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4347 And it comes in a clutch as well. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4348 They'll remove it when I'm off probation. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4349 He's got a few attachment issues. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4350 How did you get on cave arrest this time Billy? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4351 Thanks for visiting. It's called an "Anklasaurus". After the trial, Judge Cromagnon gave me the choice of this or voting for Trump. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4352 Look, it's really no big deal, just 4 more months and I am off of house arrest, and this monitoring bracelet is off for good. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4353 I have to wear it as long as I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4354 He’s getting pretty attached. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4355 I forgot the password for the security system. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4356 I guess we can keep him. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4357 And I also had to surrender my passport. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4358 It seems as if his separation anxiety is getting worse. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4359 This new ‘cave-arrest’ prototype is very aggressive. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4360 Get out while you can--his bark is worse than his bite! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4361 Son, we're putting you on cave arrest 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4362 Would love to join, but I'm on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4363 He wants to take me home. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4364 I'm working on domestication. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4365 Stop debating --yank the tail ! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4366 My lawyer says I am lucky to be under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4367 I kept removing the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4368 Well... you know...he was a rescue!!! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4369 It's called a 'logo'. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4370 Yea well...it's better than what your reptile does to me when I walk in the door. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4371 If we put our heads together I’m sure we can figure out an easier way to take him for a walk. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4372 Yes, I know, as ankle monitors go, it's a bit uncomfortable... 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4373 He saw my veganism as a sign of weakness. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4374 She prefers hold-on-tight to troglodyte. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4375 How does he know that I'm a Neanderthal Mailman? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4376 The vet said ankle-biting is normal for baby stegosauruses. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4377 Don't worry - he's just pulling my leg! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4378 I know - I spoil the kids. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4379 Anyone have a cro-magnon bar? 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4380 Something keeps holding me back. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4381 Cave arrest requires an ankylosaurus monitor. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4382 That DUI got me three months of home confinement. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4383 I can't figure out what's gnawing at me 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4384 Where did you get that ankle bracelet? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4385 It just wants attention. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4386 I'm still working on this domestication thing. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4387 I have an appointment with the Dinosaur Whisperer next week. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4388 You really should stop going down the road less travelled. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4389 My psychiatrist says I need to stay grounded. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4390 So the Judge said I'm only allowed to leave the cave between 9am and 5pm. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4391 If he evolves to be man's best friend, I'll be a monkey's uncle. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4392 Sorry, we just had to run faster than you... 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4393 I’m training her to hunt. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4394 If you think he's undomesticated wait until you meet the Mrs. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
4395 I might be going a little overboard with the probiotics. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4396 I thought they were vegan's? 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4397 Yep. Every time I say "asteroid".... 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4398 It was either go to jail or wear one of these. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4399 I'm on house arrest for some cave graffiti 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4400 We're still working on the 'best friend' part. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4401 He doesn't feel that domesticated. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4402 This is what happens when you wait in a No Standing Zone. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4403 My parole officer says I can take it off in three months. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4404 The company alarm system always goes off before I can get out the door after entering the code. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4405 I think that Rex's weight lose resolution is making him a bit hungry and irritable. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4406 It's called 'house arrest.' 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4407 It's a animal skin clutch. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4408 I'm still cave training him. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4409 I'm hoping it bit off more than it can chew. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4410 He's very attached to me, but I think he will evolve out of it. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4411 He followed me home.... can I pleeeeze keep him ? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4412 With good behavior I get it off in two weeks. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4413 I hope you have cave owners insurance 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4414 He has separation anxiety whenever he thinks I'm leaving the cave. 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4415 "Make my day" my ass. Leg-traps are illegal and I'm going to sue you. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4416 I can't leave the cave while I'm wearing this ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4417 Except for the neediness, it’s a wonderful companion. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4418 Fortunately my lawyer got me out on home monitoring. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4419 Yeah, I've got my attorney appealing it, but I don't think i'll have a leg to stand on. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4420 He's a rescue and in the short time we've had him he's become quite attached to me. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4421 I don't recommend the local Adopt-a-Pet Society. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4422 House arrest is okay except for the ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4423 I got off easy with probation, but they make me wear this stupid ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4424 He followed me home, can I eat him? 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4425 The judge said it's from the Martha Stewart collection. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4426 Things kind of went to hell when I tried to teach him to heel. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4427 Can you remember, use tweezers or a flame? Just don't break off the head, right? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4428 You told me to bring home dinner. You didn't tell me how to catch it. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4429 I don't know, we just clicked. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4430 Are either of you up for a quick bite? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4431 He's been down right aggressive. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4432 The old ball and chain. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4433 It's called a tattoo. Everybody's getting them. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4434 I'd like to invest in your security company. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4435 Cave arrest really bites... 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4436 The rescue folks implied that he had an abusive past. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4437 "I'm training him to "Heel". 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4438 They say it’s more about training ‘me’. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4439 I'm sure he'd be even friendlier if he became vegetarian. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4440 We're still house training him, but at least he keeps the neighbors away 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4441 Mom always said you can’t cancel a dinner party invite last minute. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4442 Remember 'Skip It'? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4443 Rex's Paleo Diet is a drag. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4444 ....It's better than 30 days in the slammer! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4445 He's still being cave-trained. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4446 We are planning to marry. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4447 One year house arrest or extinction, whichever comes first. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4448 It's okay, she used to be attached at the hip. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4449 Sorry guys. I'm on cave arrest for another 90 days. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4450 We tried a Dinosaur Whisperer but it didn't work. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4451 He’s part Razorback. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4452 Sorry, I can’t join you. I’m confined to house arrest. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4453 I thought you were just pulling my leg 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4454 It's a wheel lock. I'm grounded for a week. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4455 I’m teaching Org to heel. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4456 The Smart Home Security System still needs some work. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4457 What alligator? Are you pulling my leg again? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4458 Poor thing is teething. Isn't he adorable? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4459 He may get peckish if dinner’s late. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4460 When it comes to accessorizing, I'm never sure how much is too much. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4461 She thinks that she is affectionate but I view her as co-dependant. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4462 He's so attached to me...I can't go anywhere without him! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4463 Life before the unfriend option. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4464 I wanted a dog. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4465 ...thankfully, I'm able to afford 'cave-arrest'. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4466 We are both having a little separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4467 Sorry I can't go to the party, my house arrest started today. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4468 At least your new pet Dino didn't jump up on me! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4469 It's the new law enforcement ankle bracelet for homebound offenders. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4470 They went easy on me -- I'm only under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4471 The ball and chain is staying home tonight. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4472 My lawyer got me in-house probation. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4473 30 days - I’m feeling lucky it was just the leg bracelet. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4474 It slows you down a bit, but animal anklets are going to be huge this spring! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4475 Ankle bracelets - the next big thing! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4476 Don't worry, he's just trying to be friendly! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4477 So this is what home arrest is like 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4478 Only 59 more days of house arrest, then I get the ankle bracelet off. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4479 And people think monkeys on their backs are bad... 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4480 Let us just say he caught me by surprise. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4481 Don't worry he only bites. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4482 I'm under "cave arrest" but just until the trial gets underway. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4483 And, I have to do 200 hours of community service. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4484 It’s the latest in ankle monitors 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4485 I have this knowing feeling someone's pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4486 Maybe 'heal' isn't the best command word. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4487 It's part of my early release agreement. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4488 This cave arrest ankle bracelet really sucks. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4489 I have to wear it until the Grand Jury. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4490 My doctor said it would help with shin splints 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4491 He's been quite needy since I lost his stick. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4492 We've become attached. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4493 It makes me forget my headache. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4494 The obedience training still has a ways to go... 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4495 It's a pain but it sure beats jail time! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4496 It's called "home dentition." If I go outside he bites. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4497 That's the last time I make fun of his monocle. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4498 I'm grounded. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4499 I have to wear this for three months, and then I have a year of probation. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4500 The judge told me I have to wear this house arrest ankle bracelet until it goes extinct. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4501 Yeah, doc says I've got what they call a "dino-sore" on my right leg. Could be awhile 'til it heals. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4502 The vet said it was best to let him express himself. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4503 But we offer a bed bug-free guarantee. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4504 The last stand of Ankleosaurus. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4505 I am under house arrest and I have to wear an ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4506 The vet insists it's separation anxiety 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4507 I’m calling it ‘Fit Bit.’ 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4508 I could go but something is holding me back. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4509 The vet said he's just teething and he'll grow out of it. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4510 The judge allows me to take it off when I shower. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4511 It's a house arrest leg bracelet, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4512 Yes, it hurts. But my insurance won't cover attachment disorders. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4513 What can I say, he followed me home? 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4514 He’s a little clingy. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4515 That guy Plato never mentioned there'd be alligators in the cave. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4516 I hope you have homeowners insurance. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4517 Pets today are much tamer than during the Paleolithic; those would swallow you whole. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4518 I have to wear it because I'm a flight risk. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4519 We better increase the reservation from 3 to 4. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4520 I’m sorry guys, can’t leave home. Damn ankle monitor!!! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4521 Yeah, I accidentally left my door not invented yet. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4522 I thought you said you’re Aquilops doesn’t bite” “That’s not our Aquilops 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4523 "He's going through the terrible twos". 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4524 Look. I can handle an ankle bracelet for three months. No biggie. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4525 Don't worry, it's just a clip-on 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4526 She's not cave-broken yet. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4527 I'm glad she only has her baby teeth! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4528 The police say I have to wear it until my trial. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4529 I know I should've asked first if I could bring him home. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4530 The good news is I caught dinner. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4531 Quick! Invent the Jaws of Life! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4532 They said it would cost an arm and a leg to feed him. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4533 I believe there was a mix-up with my Crocs order. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4534 He'll stop teething soon. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4535 I think it's a sign of affection. By the way,have you seen my wife and kids anywhere? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4536 According to the current food chain, he’s exhibiting acceptable behavior. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4537 It's so I can't put my foot in my mouth anymore. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4538 I know you told me not to get attatched... 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4539 Coexistence bites 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4540 I can't leave the cave tonight, boys, my parole officer stuck me with this ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4541 I was having trouble staying grounded. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4542 These pure-breads can be a little temperamental. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4543 He's still a little rough on the "heel" command. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4544 He has some separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4545 He’s pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4546 Can we please keep him!!! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4547 And that's why rent is so low here. I should really stop ending the cave tour with this. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4548 I'm taking him to the dentist. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4549 At least he’s housebroken. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4550 He's a great little mouser, but sometimes he goes for calves. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4551 He’s a rescue. We think he was abandoned. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4552 It's the hot accessory for 9321 BC 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4553 I'm weaning him. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4554 Soon as newspaper is invented I am going to roll one up and let him have it! 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4555 He's rethinking his vegetarian lifestyle. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4556 I was teaching him to "heel". 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4557 Interspecies relationships are difficult, but she's very attached to me. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4558 We're thinking of calling it an 'Ankle-o'-Tsuris.' 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4559 When he's tame, he'll fetch a stick. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4560 It helps keep track of how many steps I take 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4561 The judge is letting me out of my cave, as long as I keep this on my leg. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4562 He doesn’t bite...hard. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4563 I get this off in six months, but I’ll never be allowed to own a spear. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4564 He won't be happy until you paint him 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4565 It's a new 'House Arrest' procedure. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4566 House arrest isn't so bad. It's like having a pet. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4567 There's gotta be a better way. I'm thinking of inventing the alarm clock. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4568 I've got an idea for dinner. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4569 It was either stay in jail or wear the stegosaurus until trial. 1.0000 0.03390 30 30 0 0
4570 He always seems to sense when I'm getting ready to go somewhere. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4571 He's clinging to the past. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4572 They put me on cave arrest so I have to wear this tracking device. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4573 I want to keep him. He's really attached to me. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4574 House arrest is not so bad, but the ankle bracelet is a little uncomfortable. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4575 He isn’t cave broken yet. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4576 Sorry, can't go. I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4577 It's just the usual separation anxiety 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4578 Our relationship is evolving. I think he wants to be my best friend. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4579 Uncomfortable? Sure, but it beats getting sent back to rehab. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4580 He wants to come home with me. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4581 I'd love to but I'm still under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4582 His therapist says crushing his primitive instincts could lead to future problems 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4583 I bet this never happened to Fred Flintstone 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4584 It came with the apartment. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4585 He's thinks I stole his other eye. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4586 He just may have understood the word extinction 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4587 This home comes with security. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4588 What do you think--build a better mousetrap? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4589 He thinks he's a guardvark. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4590 Ankle monitor lizard. He's fine, as long as I don't leave the cave. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4591 It's a labradosaur, they chew but they don't shed 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4592 I think he likes me. He followed me home 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4593 My niece calls it an aunteater. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4594 He's only partially cave trained. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4595 I hereby call to order this emergency meeting of the Domestication Club. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4596 Can I keep him? He followed me home. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4597 We thought he’d leave after eating the furniture. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4598 He's very anti-social. He does this everytime I have company over. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4599 Does he have his rabies shot? 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4600 I think he wants me to draw his picture. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4601 It's called prehistoric love. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4602 No, he's misunderstood. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4603 The guy said it would improve home security. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4604 Is it any wonder why this breed is called legasaurus? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4605 It's nothing a little ice can't take care of. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4606 Trust me, it's better than what he was doing to the other leg. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4607 Its the ankle bracelet I always wanted 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4608 We both suffer from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4609 You can tell by the way that he's biting my leg that he is an al-leg-gator. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4610 The cops say if I try to take it off, I will go to jail. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4611 They gave me house arrest, but I'm aloud to visit the zoo. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4612 Luckily the court only ordered me to wear this ankle monitor for a few weeks. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
4613 He's not quite cavebroken yet. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4614 I keep warning you! No depth perception is placing us all in danger! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4615 It's early days, but we are still working on who is the predator and who is lunch. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4616 One of my parole restrictions. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4617 Well, it started when my husband asked me if I wanted to play fetch with the dog... 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4618 Thanks for bringing him home officer 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4619 When you said I'd become attached to the place... 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4620 On sale at Petcave. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4621 The Judge says I have to wear this ankle bracelet for three more weeks 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4622 When his baby teeth are gone that's it. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
4623 Why don’t we get a saber toothed kitty instead? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4624 The judge put me on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4625 They let me off with house arrest. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4626 I’m no longer willing to care for this beast while you’re away! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4627 I shouldn’t have told him I was getting my own cave. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4628 Would you believe I just went out for a bite? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4629 I’m under house arrest until my court date. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4630 I have to wear him until my trial date on the next solstice. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4631 Not only that, but he roars if I leave my cave. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4632 He followed me home....can I keep him ? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4633 We're still working on his resource guarding. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4634 This would make a great subject for a wall painting 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4635 It's to keep me from going shopping. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4636 I take it you've seen our Web site. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4637 Yeah, house arrest. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4638 I'd love to join you but I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4639 Do you know any good jokes? Otherwise you’ll just have to tickle him. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4640 He'll let go if I give him some Gatorade 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4641 She's just expressing anxiety about the continuing existence of her species. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4642 you guys go ahead and get seated; I’ll sort out the check here 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4643 I don't know. He's been acting wierd ever since that giant meteor hit. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4644 Darn! I was hoping to leave behind an intact skeleton. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4645 I should have known to call the exterminator, before creating my man cave. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4646 I am confident that the mailman-pet relationship will improve in the future. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4647 ....3 months-he’s still teething. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4648 The judge only gave me house arrest, which is better then prison. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4649 I can't go out. I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4650 They told me it is a petting zoo. It is not. Please call me an Ambulance 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4651 Dude, what if in like the future . . . everything has two eyes? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4652 I mean, he does bite, but he doesn't have rabies, so there's that, ya know?! 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4653 I call it "aversion therapy." 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4654 These leg-hold traps need to be outlawed. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4655 My wife misunderstood me when I said that I'd love for us to have a little ankle-biter. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4656 Oh, I've seen this one plenty - textbook case of over-attachment. Or predator's instinct. One of those two. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4657 There's always one in every office- right? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4658 Thanks, but I think I’ll skip bowling tonight. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4659 Our fetch trick is almost there. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4660 They're not as cute and cuddly as the drawing made them out to be. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4661 He thinks I'm his mother. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4662 I got paroled to home confinement. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
4663 The judge made this a condition of my parole. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4664 He want's to share the cave and will split the rent. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4665 She doesn't like the name "Pussykins." 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4666 What do you mean no pets allowed? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4667 we're going to need to use our heads to control these things! 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4668 It's only his "teething" phase. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4669 Yes, Wilma, it’s new house arrest technology. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4670 Yeah, I got a new peg-leg last week. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4671 It turns out that I need a fenced-in yard to adopt a dog. So... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4672 It's called a Raptor-Round-The-Ankle. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4673 I really hope these ankle braces get better over time! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4674 I have to walk it twice a day, as per the terms of my cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4675 My P.O. says I only have two more weeks and it can come off. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4676 On the plus side the rescue shelter waived the adoption fee 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4677 He hasn’t been quite the same since the kids were here over the Holidays. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4678 House arrest, I got caught drawing on the walls of the cave. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4679 The teething thing is always challenging, but I know he will make a good pet for your cave. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4680 I forgot to pay a standing ticket and Officer Gorg put a Stegosaurus lock on me 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4681 It's the newest knee brace technology, helps provide support and get rid of knee pain. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4682 For the last time, Carl - peeing on my leg won't help. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4683 Soon, he'll be 'cave broken'1 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4684 He's housebroken, that's how he lets me know he needs to go out. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4685 Like my new anklet? 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4686 We've become attached. 1.0000 0.02899 35 35 0 0
4687 Don't worry, the guy at the store says he won't get any bigger. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4688 I wish someone would invent "Fetch!" 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4689 It's called a cat, C-A-T. It's unfriendly and its smelly pee will wind up on everything we invent to put inside our cave. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4690 I got six months home arrest with ankle bracelet. It totally bites! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4691 Both his parents were prize biters. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4692 He doesn’t want me to leave. It’s called separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4693 I thought they all died out 65 million years ago. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
4694 This house arrest is certainly a drag! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4695 "I will come hunting with you as soon as I get off house arrest". 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4696 The judge gave me the option of house arrest. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4697 It’s called an ankle minotaur. I’m required to wear it until the trial. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4698 Cave arrest isn't so bad, but the ankle bracelet is a real drag. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4699 House arrest isn’t that bad, except for the ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4700 Giving up Pterodactyls for Lent has made him a little jumpy. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4701 I'm under cave arrest. I burned the brontoburgers again. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4702 The vet says he's only going to get worse with age. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4703 Was it you do or you don't have to be the fastest? 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4704 See? Still not ticklish. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4705 Well, at least it's more loving than my last boyfriend who was a horrible misogynist AND a Trump supporter! 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4706 I have an idea for a way to catch animals. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4707 We've been attached to each other for years. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4708 You think this hurts, breast feeding was much worse 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4709 I’m sure the seller would kick in something toward an exterminator at the closing. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4710 Obviously, he’s a rescue. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4711 I can't wait until this species becomes extinct. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4712 He suffers from a bit of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4713 They determined I was a flight risk. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4714 I'd really like to keep him, but I'm worried about enlarging my carbon footprint. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4715 I didn't understand when the breeder said it could get attached to me. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4716 I lost the remote. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4717 They said they ran out of ball and chains. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4718 Sorry, I have to cancel our plans. His separation anxiety is worse than I thought. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4719 "Hi! What's your names?" CHOMP, CHOMP. (from Adam, 7 years old) "Why do our faces have to look like tasty chickens?" (From Alana, 10 years old) 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4720 Thanks for coming to visit while I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4721 I figured it was too obvious to be a real trap! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4722 It’s my new live ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4723 All the pet adoption agency had was him or a T-Rex. This made sense at the time. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4724 There’s no such thing as a bad stegosaurus, just a bad owner. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4725 If I survive teething he should make for a good pet! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4726 My new home security device needs just a little tweaking. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4727 Mom and Dad, meet the old ball and chain! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4728 Actually, she's quite tame. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4729 I'm under house arrest till the third moon of 620 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4730 The vet says he's just teething. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4731 I called him an anachronism. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4732 I have to wear him as part of my work release. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4733 The only time I'm aware of the ankle monitor is when he gnaws at feeding time. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4734 I had a gnawing need for a pet. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4735 My wife's idea of an emotional support animal. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4736 I keep hoping we'll evolve past this paradigm. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4737 Fine, I concede that this idea of having a 'pet' at home might be a couple of hundred thousand years early. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4738 It's this daily grind that gets to me. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4739 Its OK - I just got house arrest 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4740 This doesn't even introduce a coup de grace to our bond. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4741 I think it likes me. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4742 Amazon delivered it from the Amazon and now I can't return it. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4743 It's nothing, really. His bark is worse than his bite! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4744 I told her my parents wanted me to find someone interested in my mind. She promised she'd get there. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4745 These critters only eat BLT's. Bacon, legs and tomato. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4746 If we spin this correctly, this could turn into a footwear brand. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4747 Meet my service stegosaurus. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4748 She's ready for dinner 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4749 Thank God, they are still his puppy teeth. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4750 My wife wanted a ferret and I wanted a T Rex. We compromised. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4751 It hurts at first but eventually you get used to it. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4752 It’s called the Manafort ankle bracelet because history is going to repeat itself. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4753 No, they make great pets. They help lower your blood pressure. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4754 Her name is Alexa. She just needs to learn a few more voice commands. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4755 The current tenant will be not be an issue. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4756 It was court-ordered...the judge thought I was a fight-or-flight risk. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4757 You should see its mother. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4758 I dun' know ... separation anxiety? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4759 It's a kind of love. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4760 I'll be frank with you, I find it to be nuisance. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4761 #MeToo 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4762 He has attachment issue 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4763 The judge said it should come off in about six months. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4764 The judge called it house arrest. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4765 Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4766 It’s a new thing called cave-arrest. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4767 Jim says it’s just an attachment phase. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4768 Thanks for coming over. This house arrest is a real pain. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4769 Tell me, have they invented pain killers yet? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4770 His mother abandoned him before he was hatched. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4771 The wife wanted a saber-toothed tiger, but I’m allergic 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
4772 She said she was an ankle biter so I swiped right... 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4773 It’s the latest fad! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4774 I'll hold it, you guys get the clubs... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4775 He's cute, but has some attachment issues. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4776 We mustn't judge. If we were going extinct we'd hold on for dear life also! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4777 i guess my letter carrying training is complete. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4778 Domesticating the wolf was easy so I thought I'd go for more of a challenge. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4779 The judge thinks I'm a flight risk. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4780 That's why I call him 'Draggin'. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4781 He must have heard us talking about tax shelters. Now he just won't let go. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4782 Remember when I said that depth perception is overrated? Well... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4783 I got the other one off, but ran out of dental floss. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4784 The judge says I'm a flight risk 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4785 We should probably switch back to the high protein mix. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4786 That’s great that he comes when you call; but I think he’s still attached to me. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4787 He'll grow out of it. He thinks he's a crocodile. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4788 This has been my longest relationship and honestly, I think there’s potential... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4789 I'd love to go but I'm still under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4790 I love him. He's cave-broken but he gnaws everything. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4791 It’s my PO’s idea! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4792 Do I look fat with this creature latched onto my leg? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4793 He's adamant that I accept our co-existence. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4794 Yes it's painful. But it's the only way I can get him to go out for a walk. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4795 He's so affectionate. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4796 I love him dearly, but he may need a few more obedience classes. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4797 She calls it marriage. I call it house arrest. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
4798 It's only for another six months. After that I get my lending privileges back. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4799 Gotta to keep this thing on my ankle 'til I'm off cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4800 They gave me cave arrest. I have to wear this thing until the trial. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4801 He's afraid I'll go extinct. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4802 yes, he thinks he runs the cave. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4803 George stepped in the trap again. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4804 I know, he's just an ankle biter, but I caved in. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4805 What's the name of your dog? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4806 I think he's really starting to like me. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4807 he's always been a leg man 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4808 It's not house arrest or even the ankle cuff that bothers me as much as it is the saliva. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4809 Oh, it's you...I thought I was seeing double from the pain... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4810 "His bark is worse than his bite", I just thought of it 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4811 He gets very anxious and possessive every morning when he hears the garage door open 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4812 No biggie--he's just teething. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4813 Ok, sometimes he bites 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4814 My wife placed me under cave arrest until she gets back from her mother's next week. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4815 anyway , we were playing ,you put your right foot in ... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4816 I'm afraid I can't join you today, my dear little pet suffers from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4817 I got him for emotional support, now he's having a hard time letting go 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4818 Ball 'n' chainasaur 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4819 I know, but they haven't invented leashes yet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4820 My wife says it's a dog. . . Don't think it's registered with the Cave Kennel Club. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4821 Dino unfortunately has developed a mild case of 'separation anxiety'. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
4822 Ah, but you see "Komodo Dragon" is all the rage for the Spring Collections! 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4823 He's always so happy to see me when I get home.. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4824 We really do need to build a better mousetrap. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4825 I think I will call him "Ankle-o-sore-us." 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4826 Invention of the leash 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4827 I'm not sure who's domesticated whom. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4828 HR just said, 'Boys will be boys!' and that there's nothing they can do about it. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4829 It's really hard to train a baby Stegosaurus. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4830 I hear 2.0 has facial recognition 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4831 I broke up with her gently, but she's having a hard time letting go. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4832 The trouble with any of these BNBs is the pets you have to put up with. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4833 It's not as bad as a tiger by the tail 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4834 I'm not saying he's trained. I'm not saying he's friendly. But you'll never find a baby Dacentrurus with more potential. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4835 They call it a scram bracelet. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4836 He can't bear the thought we won't be fossilized together. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4837 I think I need a bandaid. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4838 Cave arrest for three months, but I can lose the Ankylosaurus in two. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4839 Very possessive, but got rid of my husband..I will let you borrow her if you like. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4840 It was either wear the ankle monitor, or jail.... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4841 We're working on his attachment issues. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4842 Yes, normally I would get an Uber. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4843 Heel is his favorite command. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4844 I tried to turn him into a vegetarian. It’s his revenge. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4845 "Fish oil will do wonder for your skin," they said. "Trust us," they said. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4846 He's not like me. He's a leg man. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4847 It's just while I'm on parole. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4848 He's my new teacup Stegosaurus. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4849 Yes it hurts, but "cave arrest" still beats the alternative 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
4850 And that's why it's called a "MyLegIsSore-aus" 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4851 Now that we've visited the petting zoo, anyone up for the 3-legged race? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4852 I'll take him out to play Fetch somewhere—I'm thinking over by La Brea. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4853 The judge said I was lucky just to get away with a tracker 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4854 As Neanderthals we must strictly hew to our policy of passive resistance. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4855 It's been like this since I brought him home from the Shelter 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4856 I forgot you had a Chihuahuasaurus...does he like to play fetch? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4857 Yeah, just eight more weeks of cave-arrest. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4858 He's become attached to me. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4859 Can you believe it? I get booted for walking 5mph in a 2mph zone. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4860 She's taking me out for dinner. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4861 Yes, it's an ankle monitor. I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4862 Please let me keep him. He’s very attached to me. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
4863 I thought it was excema at first. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4864 How do you like our new security system? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4865 Have you seen my wife? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4866 Your telling me that dinosaurs have been extinct for millions of years is not helping my situation. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4867 It’s an ankle monitor for rolling a wheel under the influence. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4868 My Wife doesn't think they can be domesticated so I'm going to try a wolf pup. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4869 He followed me home, so I kept him. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4870 Obedient training was a waste. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4871 We're still working through the separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4872 By guesses as to how opposable thumbs might get me out of this one? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4873 House arrest is bad enough, but this ankle device has a real mean streak. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4874 I can't really leave, but I've dropped like 20 fire tapes. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4875 I do not think we will see him anymore for Grog drew the short straw and his anklet monitor was a T-Rex. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4876 After I serve my one year probation they'll remove the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4877 I'm under home confinement until the trial and have to wear the ankle shackle. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4878 Who needs Obamacare, am I right? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4879 I think my pre-Achilles tendinitis is acting up. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
4880 I’d go but I’m on house arrest 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4881 He gets bad separation anxiety 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4882 I'm not sure who is domesticating who? 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
4883 I’m on house arrest. Judge’s order. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
4884 She got sick of the ball and chain jokes, so for Christmas I got this. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
4885 This new type of ankle monitor has a bad temper. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4886 Found him abandoned on a Tokyo movie set. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4887 I think it’s time to take him to the dinosaur whisperer for some obedience training. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4888 It’s a condition of my parole. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4889 House arrest is a real drag. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4890 I think she wants a Forever Home. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4891 It's this new thing called 'Probation.' 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4892 It’s a housearrestosaurus 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4893 I've named it Facebook. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4894 Until my parole is done, I can't leave home without my ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4895 The judge put me on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4896 The judge said I have to wear it while I'm out on bail. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4897 Sure it's a lot of responsibility, but it's worth it for all the love you get in return. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4898 My parole officer said I have to wear one. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4899 He gets clingy around strangers 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4900 They were out of the small size ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4901 Do you like my new ankle bracelet? It's from Lacoste 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4902 Yes it hurts, but with my Emotional Support Animal, there are so many perks and no one will sit next to me on the village transport cart. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4903 Apparently, it's on the Paleo Diet. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4904 Fine, maybe we should domesticate wolves instead. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4905 Sorry I can’t come out. He has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4906 Papyrus, rock, scissors. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4907 Sorry, can't party. House arrest 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
4908 I can't wait until we invent language so I can tell him to heel. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4909 I can't afford to have it removed. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4910 He is a bit of an ankle biter but he doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4911 I call it a fitbit-asaurus. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4912 My neighbor Ivanka says it's the 'must have' accessory of the year. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
4913 Feeding him is costing an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4914 The vet says it's a bad case of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4915 Yep. He's a pedigreed ankylosaurus. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
4916 Crocs seemed like a good idea two years ago. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4917 Enough with the wheel -- invent obedience training! 1.0000 0.04256 24 24 0 0
4918 I think I figured out its mating call 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4919 Yes, it hurts. But it's the latest in fashion. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4920 I still don’t know why you got this thing; you have nothing to steal. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4921 I'm feeling really vulnerable these days. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4922 Truth be told--this new field of animal domestication is somewhat 'trial and error'. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4923 Truthfully, it's the stigma of being under cave arrest that stings the most. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4924 His bite is bigger than his bark. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4925 All I said was"Heel, Spike"! 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4926 He's very possessive of anything that looks like food. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
4927 We were working on not biting the hand that feeds him, but he switched to the leg that walks him. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
4928 She's a real man eater. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4929 He is not that great now, but could evolve. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4930 Lucky for me, the judge granted me house arrest! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
4931 I can't wait for dogs to evolve. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
4932 He's always been attached. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4933 If I behave it'll come off in 6 months 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4934 He has an attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
4935 It will be removed once the probation period ends. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4936 The regular ball and chain wasn't working. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4937 It's worse--he ate my dog. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4938 It only hurts when I move. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4939 They might be stylish, but I don't find alligator shoes all that comfortable. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
4940 How long until this whole vegan trend catches on? 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4941 His barking is much worse. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
4942 I thought he was a rug but he was just sleeping. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4943 They cuffed me and put me on house arrest 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4944 In a million years we'll call them dogs. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4945 The vet says it's just till he's through teething. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4946 Sorry, I can't come. I'm still under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4947 Achilles gets very testy when he thinks I'm going out without him. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4948 The vet says it's separation anxiety. the Xanax seems to be helping. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4949 It's Called A Shoe. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4950 It's an Ankylosaurus. They're all the rage. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4951 It was either that or a nose ring. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4952 He's very possessive. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4953 He'll be with me through the appeal. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4954 I'm under cave arrest, so I have to wear this ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4955 Glork, are you under house arrest, again? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4956 The Shelter said he had no history of biting. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4957 He’s extinct, but he doesn’t know it. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4958 The judge said I could choose an ankle braclet or stoning. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4959 But Ma, it followed me home! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4960 A chew toy might help his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4961 She followed me home. May I keep her = please? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4962 He’s my emotional support animal 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4963 It’s ok, he’s just playing. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
4964 He protects me from my occasional urge to jog. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
4965 It's a new tracking technology called ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4966 On the other hand, it doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4967 It is part of my house arrest. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4968 I don't so much mind not being allowed to leave the cave, but the ankle monitor makes it really difficult to take a shower. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
4969 It followed me home. Can I keep it? 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
4970 He has a severe case of separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4971 The kids really wanted one and we caved. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4972 I keep an eye on him and he keeps an eye on me, although he does tend to be a bit possessive. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
4973 I think I would choose jail instead if I could do it again. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4974 I taught him how to "go fetch" now I have to teach him to "release". 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4975 The alternative to alligator pie is supply-side economics. Let me demonstrate! 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4976 It's political. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4977 Yeah, the ankle bracelet is a condition of my parole. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
4978 He's better than the witch doctor. Every time I pry him off, my blinding headache comes back. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4979 I know right? She's gotten so clingy lately. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4980 It can be a pain, but pets teach the kids survival skills. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4981 Do you think wolves would be easier to domesticate? 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4982 He hates it when I go out. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4983 Say to hi to Chewy. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4984 It's called cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4985 He seems to think this is his cave 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4986 He was so cute when I got him. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4987 I'd love to come with you, but I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4988 It's my turn to feed him. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4989 He turned out not to be a shadow on the cave wall. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4990 Always happy to see me. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4991 It was this or house arrest. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4992 Yeah, I know. I should have tried to domesticate a wolf. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4993 Taking him out for walks is the hardest part. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
4994 Can't I keep him as a pet? I feel so attached to him. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4995 They used to tow you away for jaywalking. Now this. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4996 He just doesn’t want another pet 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4997 I should have mentioned... I am on house arrest. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4998 Judge says I can get him off in three months with good behavior. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
4999 Happen to know a good stegosaurus whisperer? 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5000 It's getting better, we used to be attached at the hip. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5001 Yeah, bummer sentence. House arrest for 5 months. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5002 They put me under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5003 The upside is that this home uses no fossil fuels. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5004 I tried to get a sitter, but I'm afraid he'll have to come with us 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5005 I know I broke the law ... but they've got to make these ankle-monitors more user-friendly. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5006 It's an ankle monitor. I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5007 I decided that a small one on my ankle would be sexy. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5008 See ... it will be millions of years before we can safely say 'Heel!' 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5009 Apparently, it’s not extinct. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5010 Sorry, I can't seem to shake loose tonight. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5011 He hasn't been cave-trained yet. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5012 It's supposed to help get rid of cellulite. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5013 We're working on understanding the difference between "attachment" and "affection." 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5014 Can I keep him, PLEASE !!!!! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5015 The parole officer mentioned something about an ankle bracelet but until then... 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5016 We're her third foster home 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5017 I'm training him to "heel" - and for a dimetrodon, he's coming along nicely! 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5018 I always put my best foot forward. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5019 Thank heaven he's the runt of the litter. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5020 I'll be under house arrest for three more months. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5021 His name is Trump. And I'm still voting for him. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5022 Could one of you hold his tail while the other tickles under his chin. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5023 Beats prison! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5024 It's a tracking tool mandated by the court. If I try to leave the house it bites off my leg. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5025 I met her online. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5026 I think we need to revisit the idea of domesticating cats. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5027 But all the cool kids are wearing them! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5028 Could be emotional attachment. Could be he's pulling my leg. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5029 We're inseparable, 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5030 Beats prison! 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5031 He followed me home, and I’m really attached to him. Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5032 He’s my sado masochistic support animal 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5033 My attorney kept me out of jail, but now I have this ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5034 The weaning process is taking longer than expected. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5035 I guess you could say that he's become quite attached to me. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5036 We’re still working on ‘leave it.’ 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5037 I just wanted a pet. I didn't think it would become so attached. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5038 It’s just separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5039 I feel like something’s gnawing at me. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5040 They always start out as ankle-biters. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5041 I forgot to turn the alarm off again! 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5042 He's very possessive. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5043 My pet therapist recommended attachment parenting 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5044 I avoided prison, by plea bargaining to wearing an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01575 64 64 0 0
5045 He's still teething. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5046 The veterinarian asked me, 'Where did a get the idea he was vegetarian?' 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5047 I have an idea for a home security system. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5048 Judge say six month cave arrest and then community service. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5049 Give me a minute while I change shoes. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5050 Security System? Were you two afraid someone might steal a rock? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5051 Please tell me he'll be extinct soon. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5052 He won't do this once we're domesticated. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5053 I'm under house arrest! 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5054 Look! He missed me! 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5055 My parole officer says I don't want to know what happens if I go outside. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5056 He's good with children; I know you'll love him. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5057 Part of my sentence...hey, the technology's gotta start somewhere. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5058 It’s not so bad as long as I stay within 50 feet of the cave. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5059 He seems to have a foot fetish. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5060 Well, I only have one eye. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5061 I just rescued him from a no-kill shelter. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5062 I call it the 'leg warmer,' but it's just a prototype. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5063 Next time remind me to make sure Fred and Wilma have paid their parking tickets before I borrow their footmobile. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5064 ‘It’s me or extinction, so he’s hanging on.’ 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5065 There appears to be a disagreement as to who is eating whom for dinner. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5066 He was hungry; I ran out of homeowork 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5067 It's only a matter of time before they turn on you. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5068 They ran out of Crocs. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5069 Not too sure that alligator shoes will catch on. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5070 Domestication is a painful process. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5071 She's always like this until she gets her coffee 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5072 He’s still claiming I have one foot in the grave, but I think he’s projecting. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5073 Yes, I know, a cat would have been a better choice. 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
5074 I thought we were agreeing to adopt a child when he said "Let's get an ankle biter" 1.0000 0.01600 63 63 0 0
5075 He's calling himself an ankleosaurus. I think it's just separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5076 It's my home detention monitor. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5077 The worst part of house arrest is my ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5078 He seems to have developed a taste for white meat. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5079 The rent isn't that bad though. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5080 The vet said he has separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5081 The parole board said I had to wear this monitor lizard for 12 months. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5082 Not rating him highly in the audition for "man's best friend". 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5083 I'm just not a cat guy. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5084 He followed me home, can I keep him???? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5085 It's a condition of my work release. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5086 The bear trap works just fine, but I have to figure out how to reset it. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5087 He'll be biting my ankle for another 30 days--until I'm off supervised probation. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5088 When will they discover a better mousetrap? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5089 If we had a leash law this would never happen. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5090 I'm really not interested in your opinions about evolution. My ankle is killing me. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5091 They let me go home but I have to wear this newfangled ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5092 Fortunately, he's due to become extinct in 15 million years. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5093 This is Steg. He's very attached to me. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5094 What are you two staring at?!? 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5095 He needs anger management. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5096 He’s a little clingy. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5097 The breed has a reputation, and it's totally unfair. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5098 Unfortunately I can't leave the cave, and the judge says I need to wear this until the trial begins. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5099 Jurassic parked. We’re going to have to work on the fetch command. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5100 I'm under cave arrest for looting the tarpits. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5101 Really, I find pet ownership quite calming. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5102 I have to wear this until the trial. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5103 He’s really attached to me. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5104 Can you guys watch him this weekend? We've got a hunting and gathering retreat. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5105 I can't go: I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5106 I only got probation, but the ankle bracelet's a beast. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5107 It is cute but a little too needy. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5108 The real difficulty is not his bark. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5109 I've never had a pet that was this attached to me. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5110 And they said his bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5111 Rex is in therapy for his separation anxiety.... 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5112 He will soon be extinct and the pain will only be a distant memory 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5113 One more month of parole, and then it comes off. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5114 It beats staying in jail until my trial. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5115 It's the latest in Cankle Reduction devices and it's available in stripes or polka dots! 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5116 Sorry I can't join you. I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5117 The current owner isn't selling 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5118 The Ancient Ball and Chain 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5119 These Vice Grips work Great! 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5120 Yup, seems I've misspelled Plato's allegorical cave on the time machine and we've ended up at an alligator cave. 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5121 He found the bag of marijuana that is marked 'makes you hungry''. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5122 I said you would look great on my feet. Then this happened. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5123 Mildred’s out getting dinosaur food. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5124 I’d love to, but I’m under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5125 Caveman's best friend. Yeah, right. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5126 I know what to do to get my foot out of MY mouth. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5127 Better than that other ball and chain of an ex-wife 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5128 You're right you just had to out run me. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5129 Just don't give him any attention... otherwise he'll NEVER learn. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5130 It's a condition of parole. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5131 I'll name him "Legasaurus" 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5132 It's all the rage in the Paris caves. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5133 He's just teething. My wife said something about sticking a dummy in his mouth. Not sure what she meant. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5134 He’s become very attached to me. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5135 It's called an "anklet" and it hurts like hell. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5136 It's an ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5137 This is actually the more preferred of the two things he does to my leg. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5138 It only hurts when I cough. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5139 I would love to go, but it would violate the terms of my cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5140 I tried to tell my wife I was more of a cat person 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5141 'Hominids' best friend' he's not. 1.0000 0.01681 60 60 0 0
5142 She's a rescue, so...we make allowances. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5143 But, Mo-om, Da-ad, I promise I'll feed him. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5144 Sorry, I can't go clubbing anymore. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5145 It's nothing, he's just hungry. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5146 Jail may have been a better option! 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5147 Probation is not so bad but the ankle monitoring bracelet is really a drag! 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5148 Sorry, I've been placed on house arrest. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5149 It's a fashion statement. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5150 I am looking for my wife, have you seen her around? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5151 Oh, I barely feel it but I'm not sure if it's because he's eased up or the nerve endings are gone. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5152 I made the mistake of trying a new skin cream with barbeque sauce 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5153 Why would I go out and buy a bone when I have a perfectly good one right here? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5154 It's a GPS ankle monitor. I got lucky - due to underfunding and overcrowding in our dungeon system, I was given cave arrest... 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5155 I'm training him to come to heel. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5156 He's a stegosoreankle. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5157 Do you think the ankle bracelet too much? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5158 He's got separation issues 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5159 I have to wear it until my next hearing in 2 weeks. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5160 I can’t today I have another week of home detention. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5161 Yeah, and the breeder assured me it was an herbivore. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5162 Do you ever just feel like something is holding you back? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5163 I'll be wearing this until I'm off parole. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5164 Does the Cave Owners Association cover this? 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5165 It soothes him. 1.0000 0.01653 61 61 0 0
5166 House arrest seemed like the better option. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5167 Love bites, that's all it is. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5168 I've been fitted with a monitor, as a condition of my probation. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5169 We're working on his separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5170 Don’t be silly. He’s just playing. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5171 Oh yes...he's left over from a hundred million years ago.....a little harder to cavebreak. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5172 Jailcave is overcrowded. They gave me the ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5173 It's the newest technology in setting broken bones. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5174 Next time, you be the bait. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5175 Sorry, I can't go. I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5176 Next time I'm going through a breeder. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5177 Though the house-training is going well. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5178 But I love him. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5179 Ooooh-can I keep him! Mom, Dad, please? 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5180 I don’t know what you mean, Gavror, we can hardly notice the house arrest bracelet. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5181 He's very attached to me. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5182 I gotta stay here or my ankle monitor will go off. 1.0000 0.01770 57 57 0 0
5183 Preparing dinner has gotten the best of me so I think we should eat out. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5184 We banned cruel punishments, but forgot to ban unusual ones. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5185 Hopefully, he's an endangered species. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5186 Aside from the fact that we're both single, what did you think we had in common? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5187 have we invented a chain saw yet? 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5188 As ankle bracelets go, it sucks. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5189 Well, it's first gen. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
5190 He looks like a mutt, but his mother was a purebred ankylosaur. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5191 If I leave the cave, he starts screaming my parole officer's name. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5192 No hunting and gathering for me. I’m under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5193 Darnit! I keep forgetting to turn off the alarm when I come back home. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5194 "Yeah, good news, I am off of cave arrest! "Um, so well the bad news is there was a malfunction with the anklesaurus, so I can't be the designated driver tonight". 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5195 There is no collusion! 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5196 But at least he's cavebroken. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5197 See? With global warming now we have to worry about reptiles. 1.0000 0.01626 62 62 0 0
5198 It's only while I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5199 The reason that the leash was the greatest invention until sliced bread. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5200 It didn't take long for me to get attached to him. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5201 I'm more of a dog person but Oonga insisted... 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5202 Yeah, it hurts, but at least I always know where to find him, 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5203 They're calling it 'the boot'. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5204 Him? He's my monitor. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5205 Thanks for the invite. Can Sticky come with? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5206 It's only a month of house arrest. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5207 This is why I try to stay as skinny as a toothpick. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5208 I got off easy. One year cave arrest. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5209 Domestication has to start somewhere. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5210 It's not a bite, more like a molar caress. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5211 It's the Paleo Diet. With each bite the pounds just fall off. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5212 hey mom and dad, is this covered on our health care. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5213 He’s really attached to me. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5214 The home monitoring option isn’t as nice as one might assume. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5215 Do either of you know how to recover a forgotten PIN number? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5216 I wouldn't say I am completely free with this ankle monitor 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5217 He really starts to grow on you. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5218 This house arrest thing is really getting old. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5219 I think he's becoming domesticated 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5220 He's really attached. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5221 I’m going to get rid of this guy. He took my left arm last week. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5222 I can't find his teething ring. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5223 My doctor said he's seen this kind of thing before, and that I might wind up losing the leg. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5224 It's a condition of parole. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5225 You wouldn't happen to be carrying a club? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5226 House arrest feels more like corporal punishment. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5227 My ex claimed I violated the first restraining order. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5228 I'm under cave arrest because of some fake news nonsense involving the Neanderthals. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5229 It’s just until my court appearance. 1.0000 0.01739 58 58 0 0
5230 It's called "cave-arrest," my best option since "an eye for an eye" was clearly not in my best interest. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5231 Man, house arrest methods are getting more prehistoric by the day. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5232 He's actually the top student in his obedience class 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5233 We're rather attached to each other. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5234 Generations from now they will take domesticated family pets for granted. For now, I'm just glad this one doesn't eat the children. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5235 Just putting on my Crocs and I’m ready to go. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5236 I'm under house arrest and they put an ankle monitor on me. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5237 I'm all for having Thag Bernstein watch little Buffy next time. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5238 I have thirty days left on home confinement. 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5239 I still have to report in twice a week. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5240 Cave arrest ain’t so bad. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5241 Sorry guys, no kickball for me tonight. You know I'm right-footed. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5242 Well, it gave me the chance to coin the term "it's even worse than it looks" 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5243 Evidently, he was abused as puppy. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5244 House arrest sure *sounded* like a good option. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5245 House arrest isn't as bad as I expected.... 1.0000 0.02985 34 34 0 0
5246 It's a court ordered ankle bracelet 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5247 "Let It Go" isn't working. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5248 I’m thinking we need to invent a few strong profanities. 1.0000 0.01905 53 53 0 0
5249 I know the ad said elevator—it ment to say alligator. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5250 Well honey, at least it's not a face lizard 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5251 I'd love to go but the old ball and chain won't let me. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5252 I can't today, guys, my ankle is acting up again. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5253 And we thought 2017 was tough. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5254 ...we've only been together 3 months, but he is pretty attached to me. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5255 ...all I said to him was "get a grip" 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5256 It's called an Anklosauris. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5257 I will admit, he is a bit possessive at times... 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5258 Love to join you, but the ball and chain made other plans. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5259 I know the wheel took you guys just a couple weeks, home security is more difficult. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5260 What a drag. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5261 We told you your continued denial of evolution could end badly. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5262 Check out my new leg warmer with ultra hot breath technology! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5263 Last week it was a hicky, and now this! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5264 It's called "imprinting." He thinks I'm his parent. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5265 His bellow is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5266 He's a good pet. He's very attached to me. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5267 I swear this vacuum has a mind of its own. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5268 Alright he'll give us the cave but its going to cost mean arm and a leg 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5269 Maybe it's not such a good idea to try to domesticate animals. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5270 Forgive me, I forgot my security system code. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5271 Yeah, but wait'll you see my co-pay. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5272 Please can we keep him? He's already so attached to me. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5273 "It's Lacoste" (Break the shackles of materialism.) 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5274 And then the punchline was supposed to be “It’s only a sabertooth ARM-adillo,” but . . . 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5275 Shhh, he’s teething. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5276 The court said I had to wear this ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5277 He's a herding dinosaur. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5278 Of course it hurts, but it distracts me from obsessing about the Mueller probe. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5279 Ever since the invention of the wheel, the judge is afraid that I'll try to split town. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5280 I heard they're trying to come up with something called "electronic tagging" but it could take anything up to 50 millennia... so in the meantime this will do. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5281 But at least it's housebroken. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5282 I'm never stepping foot in Fred's man cave again ! 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5283 I’m not a techie but I think it’s called an attachment 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5284 I guess I'll just wait for that meteor to hit. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5285 "It's something called 'house arrest'". 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5286 He's a rescue with attachment issues. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5287 My lawyer advised I take the ankle bracelet over prison. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5288 He's extremely possessive. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5289 You should hear his bark. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5290 They said therapy animals had to be soft and furry. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5291 Right now, 'What's for dinner?' is a matter of perspective. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5292 I just need to teach him the difference between "fetch" and "flesh." 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5293 Will you guys PLEASE stop blaming the breed? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5294 He just doesn't seem to understand the word "no". 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5295 House arrest isn’t so bad. I’m finally getting some cave painting done. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5296 Oh, I'm fine. It's my new Paleo Exercise Program. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5297 They say this accessory is all the rage in modern fashion, but it's beginning to gnaw on me. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5298 Scratch this 'pet' idea! 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5299 I have to wear it until my case goes to trial. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5300 I can't go, fellas. I'm under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5301 Our relationship is complicated but firm. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5302 I assured the judge recreational pot will be legal here someday, but he still nailed me with house arrest. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5303 I can't make it. I've just had a bite. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5304 It was either wear the ankle bracelet or stay in jail. 1.0000 0.02020 50 50 0 0
5305 Her name is Little Princess. 1.0000 0.04082 25 25 0 0
5306 She’s a bit clingy but I think we can make it work. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5307 We both suffer from separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5308 I thought we might claim him as a dependent. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5309 I don't know...I feel like something's just been weighing me down this week. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5310 It's called a Neanklethal bracelet. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5311 House Arrest (4 million B.C.E.) 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5312 Madam, sir! Don't worry about having any door. Here is very safe. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5313 It's nice having a pet, but it costs an arm and a leg to take care of him. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5314 Whose notion was it of starting a trend of keeping pets? 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5315 I reported him to HR but with all the paperwork nothing will be done for 100,000 years. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5316 What's rabies? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5317 It was 90 days or cave-arrest. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5318 I thought a resolution to 'spend more time together' would be different. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5319 No, I did not see the "Beware of Stegosaurus" petroglyph. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5320 I'm still under cave-arrest. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5321 We are thinking of having him neutered 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5322 The judge said I can't leave the cave without this on. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5323 He followed me home so I decided to keep him. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5324 I'm on cave arrest until the arraignment. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5325 The Judge said I had to wear this ankle monitor. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5326 He is a bit of an ankle biter, but I think the idea of a pet is a good one. It might catch on. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5327 How was I to know they installed a new home security system? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5328 He wants to join with me on my trip to Stonehenge! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5329 It only hurts when I move. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5330 there is a dinosaur biting my leg 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5331 It's an ankle bracelet that I have to wear instead of going to jail 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5332 You had to say bite me. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5333 He’s part Australian Shepard and part Tyranosaurus Rex. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5334 I think we better rethink the ankle bracelet idea. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5335 I heard whiskey helps with a teething so I drank a shot before bed last night. Turns out it's true. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5336 Wearing this at home is still better than going to jail. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5337 I had hoped to domesticate it. Now, I’m thinking I’ll just eat it! 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5338 I can't wait until my house arrest is over and I can get this thing off of me. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5339 He gets very attached. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5340 ...and the Irobotosaurus will keep the place clean while you're gone. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5341 At least I got house arrest instead of jail. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5342 I know you don’t want a pet but he wants to keep me. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5343 Her separation anxiety is killing me. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5344 It's easier than a leash. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5345 Sorry guys, I can't. I'm on house arrest. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5346 Could you explain that my name is Donald but I'm not the President! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5347 You two look mighty hungry. I'll start fixing dinner as soon as I get the damn main course off my leg. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5348 But he ate the dog. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5349 Relax. He doesn’t even live in the same era as us. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5350 I'm fine. She just needs to be cave trained. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5351 What...it's a therapy dinosaur. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5352 I'm pretty sure a study from Sweden said I have a 36% chance of living longer with one of these. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5353 Jimmy Chews 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5354 I told him 'Bite Me' and he did. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5355 He's a biter not a barker. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5356 Yes, they are a big responsibility, but you become so attached. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5357 Dont' worry, he doesn't shed. 1.0000 0.02598 39 39 0 0
5358 He's angry because he's so last year. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5359 I found ergonomic enlightenment in 1998. I can’t believe it’s been 20 years! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5360 He's called Denver Boot and doesn't bark. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5361 Looks like I might be a little late for the Wooly Mammoth hunt this afternoon. Can one of you guys fill in for me? 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5362 "I'm training him to "Heel". 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5363 It’s just until my probation is over. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5364 I stood in a "No-Standing" zone. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5365 More importantly, why do we look like chickens in dresses? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5366 It’s an ankle monster. A condition of my early release. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5367 When will there be dogs? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5368 That's not my dog. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5369 I'm afraid he's developed separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5370 I finally got my mother off my back, and now this. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5371 Millions of years from now they'll mistakenly identify it as a plant eater. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5372 I can't leave....I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5373 I've got a leg up on dinner tonight. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5374 HeInsistedHeComeWithMe 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5375 It’s OK. He won’t bite. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5376 I paid my rent. You don't have the right to 'boot' me out of my cave. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5377 My parole ends next week 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5378 I named him "ankle-o-soreness". 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5379 My policy doesn't cover this. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5380 I've been put under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5381 Judge says I have to wear the ankle monitor for six months. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5382 The whole fetch thing is not working out the way I thought it would. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5383 Well, it was either the ankle monitor or five more years inside. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5384 ... and because I’m considered a flight risk, I have to wear this ridiculous bracelet until my court date. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5385 He followed me home and I just couldn't shake him off! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5386 I'd like to illustrate the importance of depth perception. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5387 It’s got a couple of drawbacks 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5388 I don't know - it started out as just a bunion 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5389 It’s for my back pain. That answers your one and only question. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5390 We actually first met through Tinder 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5391 I think Zog is teething. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5392 ... and then no one will notice we only have one eye! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5393 You won't believe what happened to the rug. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5394 he just needs some hundred thousand years of domesticating 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5395 All the electronic ankle bracelets went to higher ranking personal. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5396 He is really great with the kids 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5397 Hey, it beats prison. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5398 It is so baffling that my Doctor has referred me to a paleontologist. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5399 We're working on his attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5400 I haven’t visited your new cave because I’m suffering from attachment disorder. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5401 That's what so rewarding about rescued pets, they get attached real fast . 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5402 It’s a rescue dinosaur with separation anxiety 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5403 I call him Leg-Is-Sore-Us. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5404 Look, your inner strength isn’t just going to cultivate itself. 1.0000 0.02151 47 47 0 0
5405 If the shoe fits.. 1.0000 0.02299 44 44 0 0
5406 Yeah, the judge says I've got to wear this tether until my trial date. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5407 I'm not sure I can wait for evolution to shrink him down to manageable size. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5408 I only said: "he won't bite the hand that feeds him." 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5409 Yes, the political situation is a problem, but might I briefly interrupt our discussion with a request for a heavy club? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5410 I just have to wear it until my parole hearing. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5411 "It's a new specie called the legasaurus". 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5412 He said he just dropped in for a bite. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5413 He's a bit clingy, though in a cute sort of way. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5414 Once you start feeding them, they keep coming back. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5415 What can I say? He's attached to me. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5416 It's the new fight-or-flight diet. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5417 It's a sock. I had two but the other one got lost in the dryer. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5418 Most rescues are very insecure. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5419 It was a condition of my bail. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5420 Don't worry, his bark is worse than his bite. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5421 I'm waiting for the leash to be invented. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5422 I've been adopted. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5423 I kinda new when I threw him out because he peed in the cave that he'd come back to bite me. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5424 It beats Rikers. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5425 I have to wear the ankle monitor while I'm on probation. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5426 Mom, it's fine. Everyone who goes to college gets it. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5427 Yes, there's that, but he is cave trained. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5428 Well, I never forget to walk him... 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5429 It’s an ankle bracelet. I’m under cave arrest. So no, I won’t be able to make it to the opera. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5430 We have attachment issues. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5431 I can't go. I'm still under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5432 It’s the latest in deep tissue massage. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5433 The judge ruled that I am under house arrest. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5434 House arrest is a real drag. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5435 It's on a paleo diet. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5436 He has severe separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5437 Yeah, the ankle bracelet is confining, but it's better than the big house. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5438 Crocodiles attacking people is fake news. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5439 Those eggs were like, way past their sell-by date. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5440 I thought you said your dog does not bite. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5441 It's an armanlegillo. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5442 It's OK. This is how he shows love. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5443 Except for that he's a wonderful house pet! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5444 It's a condition of my release. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5445 OK, which one of you got me a pet for Christmas? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5446 I'm lucky I got probation. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5447 I'm under cave arrest and I have to wear this Savannah Monitor for two weeks. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5448 I've grown attached to him. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
5449 He’s still a puppy! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5450 How much longer until your cave arrest is up? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5451 Still I prefer house arrest 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5452 Can I keep her? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5453 He's very affectionate, but a bit possessive. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5454 As much as I’d love to gather berries with you all, as you can see, I’m on cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5455 The guy at the pet store said Fido would end up costing me an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5456 House arrest, but soon my ankle bracelet will be removed. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5457 It's by court order. Makes me move not faster than 2mph. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5458 Can I keep him, mom and dad? Can I?" 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5459 Don't you think a ball and chain would be a better idea? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5460 All he's learned is how to heel. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5461 I rubbed a couple of sticks together; next thing I know, cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5462 I can hardly wait til leverage is well understood. 1.0000 0.01802 56 56 0 0
5463 It's a simple question of the chicken or the leg. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5464 Son, I don't care what everyone else is doing, first it's a leg reptile, next thing you'll be getting a nose ring 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5465 It’s a little tight but it’s great at stabilizing my ankle. 1.0000 0.03077 33 33 0 0
5466 Remain clam. Don't get prehysterical! 1.0000 0.02353 43 43 0 0
5467 The judge said it will come off in 3 months if I don't go misbehaving again. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5468 Yeah, under cave arrest again...Gathering While Intoxicated. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5469 Honest folks, I will feed it. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5470 He bit my leg and won't let go. Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5471 I’m supposed to have this house arrest ankle monitor removed next week. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5472 I am not sure we got off on the right foot when we installed our new home security system. 1.0000 0.01709 59 59 0 0
5473 I got three months of cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5474 Actually he's turning omnivore. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5475 I'd love to come with you, but I'm under cave arrest. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5476 Mom? Dad? Can we keep him? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5477 It’s a love bite, he’s cave broken and nice. Please? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5478 He won't let go until I've drawn his picture. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5479 Yes, he really is attached to me! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5480 Wilma and Fred got one, so my wife wanted him. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5481 YOU trying telling him he's not invited! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5482 Hey! You’re damned lucky it’s cave arrest with ankle monitoring and not lapidation! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5483 ' Yes it is true. I am under house arrest." 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5484 He’s been attached to me ever since he was a pup. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5485 We’re very attached to each other. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5486 she is jealous that I may go get another stegosaurus pet 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5487 I didn't know he was a leg man. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5488 I know, but can we keep him? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5489 Just like the court order says, I don't try to leave and he doesn't clamp down. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
5490 I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5491 Only two more months under cave arrest! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5492 She's been like this since the E-X-T-I-N-C-T-I-O-N. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5493 Tell them I'll be late for Rotary today. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5494 House Arrest, circa 40,000 B.C. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5495 Yep, it's separation anxiety. We used to be attached at the hip. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5496 Call Cesar. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5497 Me, it's what's for dinner. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5498 I'm not worried; he's vaccinated. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5499 I'm on cave arrest and can't go because of my ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5500 It's called an 'editor.' 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5501 Snuggles can be a little clingy when he encounters strangers. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5502 It’s still better than a husband... 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5503 "They didn't have a Chia pet". 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5504 The decision I made came back to bite me in the foot. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5505 The shaman says one week of this, and my foot pain will completely disappear. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5506 This "Paleo" diet is killing me! 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5507 A beware of beast sign would have been helpful. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5508 I’m only allowed to leave the cave to go to work. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5509 I call it a "pet." 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5510 can't join you today. I'm under cave arrest! 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5511 We're still stuck in the age of #MEAToo. 1.0000 0.03175 32 32 0 0
5512 I didn't have to put up bail, but the judge ordered me to wear this ankle monitor lizard. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5513 He's quite attached to me. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5514 It's called an ankle bracelet. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
5515 Not in a relationship more like attached. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
5516 He's very affectionate. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5517 He wants me to be extinct when he's extinct. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5518 My next pet is going to be a mammal. This thing is really cold-blooded. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5519 He hates it when I leave him alone. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5520 I forgot to feed the meateater. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5521 This day has been such a drag. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5522 OH hes just a baby! It tickles! 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5523 Rub his tummy once, and he's your friend for life! 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5524 He has separation issues 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5525 I should have taught him the "Release" command first. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5526 Is the urgent care still open? The closest ER is out-of-network. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5527 Since I'm under house arrest, I was told I'd have to wear this device around my ankle for the next six months. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5528 He only gets like this when people are over, I swear. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5529 He is still learning how to show his feelings, but will be men’s best friend one time in the future. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5530 I don't think this is what Plato had in mind. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5531 The shelter claims he’s an herbivore, but I suspect he’s on the paleo diet. 1.0000 0.01980 51 51 0 0
5532 We had him fixed,and cave broken. 1.0000 0.01869 54 54 0 0
5533 This gives new meaning to ball and chain. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5534 Cave Arrest 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5535 He is a friendly rescue. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5536 I've lost my Crocs. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5537 Can we keep him? His bark is worst than his bite. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5538 It appears that we’re very tasty. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5539 It was going so well, and then I taught him to heel. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5540 We don't think that he will be teething much longer. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5541 Mom, Dad, it followed me home! Can we keep it? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5542 We get along fine; however, I am a bit concerned that it may have some attachment issues. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5543 I have this gnawing feeling, Fido's not really taking to obedience training. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5544 Sorry, I'm on home monitoring and I can't go out. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5545 It flunked obedience school. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5546 Ball & Chain... its a new dating site. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5547 It's just a nibble, not sexual harassment. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5548 On reflection, I regret opting for house arrest. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5549 He's noticed that our clothes look suspiciously like his ma & brother! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5550 Well, for example, THIS never happened in the pre-Cambrian era! 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5551 Yes, I was allowed to spend the Holidays in the Hamptons with my family but the monitor had to stay on. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5552 He's not very domesticated, but then who is? 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5553 It keeps me at home. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5554 He just started teething. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5555 It's just his cute way of resisting evolution. 1.0000 0.02062 49 49 0 0
5556 Just wait til you hear his bark ! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5557 His bark is meaner than his bite. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5558 He's just been cranky about that whole 'becoming extinct' thing. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5559 Not to worry, he's already had dinner. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5560 I do love him. But, he's a little too attached to me. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5561 He got mad at me because he only wants to be dry rubbed. 1.0000 0.02105 48 48 0 0
5562 He's super anxious. I'm his new service animal. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5563 How do you say, 'Heel!' in dinosaur? 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5564 I got caught for insider rock trading...I gotta wear this ankle monitor until my court date. 1.0000 0.02247 45 45 0 0
5565 When you said having a pet would cost me an arm and a leg I had no idea you were being literal! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
5566 I think maybe the discount Crocs weren't such a good idea. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5567 What's the catch? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5568 Not a caveman’s best friend. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5569 I regret asking for alligator shoes this Christmas. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5570 We're still working on the separation anxiety. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5571 Everyone's wearing one these days. 1.0000 0.01835 55 55 0 0
5572 WHEN HE TALKED HIS WAY INTO OUR CAVE, HE SWORE HE WAS A VEGETARIAN. BUT I CAN'T FIND WALTER! 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5573 He must smell my Stegasaurus. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5574 Prehistoric house arrest. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5575 It may be too late to get a leg up on this one. 1.0000 0.01942 52 52 0 0
5576 I can't shake this feeling that's gnawing away outside of me. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
5577 After Eve, I needed a companion animal. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0